sk-discussion

[opaque sigil]

that's more or less the norm

[marsh ibex]

Yeah but like

[opaque sigil]

zelda also usually isn't around

[fiery burrow]

Cremia is the goat fr

[marsh ibex]

He talks like a KH villain

[opaque sigil]

yeah and matt mercer fuckin kills it

[marsh ibex]

Is rauru gonna fucking take my arm bruh

oh nvm zelda’s just talking to us in dragon world

[opaque sigil]

man I've gotta stop hoarding dusk bows I've got three of em

[marsh ibex]

Does recall heal emotional trauma too

[fiery burrow]

Ganondorf saying what amounts to "This isn't even my final form" is probably the funniest thing in Zelda

[marsh ibex]

because zelda might need that after 10,000 years

[fiery burrow]

In the same game where we got drug lord yunobo

[opaque sigil]

I don't think she's suuuper aware when in snake mode

[marsh ibex]

I mean we almost got pimp lord yunobo so like

[hollow shadow]

It helps you recall your trauma

[versed pollen]

Ganon should call Link a whiny loser some time

[fiery burrow]

"Weak peace loving cowards"

[marsh ibex]

He started this fight by calling me an unworthy foe and a bitch basically

[versed pollen]

Based af

[marsh ibex]

Rauru please let me keep your arm bruh

DAWG

YOU’RE DEAD YOU DONT NEED IT

[versed pollen]

Shittalk
Fight
Lose
🔥

[marsh ibex]

why is link shirtless

[runic atlas]

Grow some balls and say drug lord

[marsh ibex]

I mean I’m not complaining

[opaque sigil]

so you can see the arm

[marsh ibex]

No he’s already a drug lord canonically

In master works they had like

pimp yunobo

[fiery burrow]

Link after he saves Hyrule but still continues to create unstoppable mech suits to burn Hyrule to ashes

[marsh ibex]

My wife

Dive for her

[charred surge]

He could only find soup while shopping for clothes

[hollow shadow]

Leave her

[fiery burrow]

Then 10,000 years later future civilizations dig up all the stuff he made. Thus BOTW and TOTK cement themselves as the greatest time loop plot of all time

[marsh ibex]

anyways do you think that zelda was a little sad about link’s new tarry town home

[opaque sigil]

TRUE

[violet path]

Ahhhh

[marsh ibex]

Like

“But we live together…”

[opaque sigil]

it's a vacation home they can summer there together

[marsh ibex]

link give her cpr

Cmon man 2-30 ratio

[fiery burrow]

she STOLE MY PRIZED WEAPON SLOTS

[hollow shadow]

They can live together in the abomination link made of his terry town house

[fiery burrow]

I had Mipha's trident in there

[marsh ibex]

dude zelda desperately needs therapy after this game

hi fi

[opaque sigil]

probably after any of them tbh

[marsh ibex]

I missed ya

[hollow shadow]

I had 3 duped ancient bladesaws

[opaque sigil]

the fi chirps are a great touch

[marsh ibex]

Ten thousand years as a dragon after boxing with the calamity for 100 years bruh

she is COOKED

she is not sleeping normally for the rest of her life

oh and she keeps the secret stone

she just has time powers now

[fiery burrow]

Dawg Zelda just can't have a motherly figure in her life

She had to watch Ganondorf completely demolish Sonia's spine

[marsh ibex]

“When I felt something, like a warm loving embrace, I woke up.”

LINK

[opaque sigil]

she always did

[marsh ibex]

YOU DOG

[marsh ibex]

that’s wild to me

[fiery burrow]

Link took off his shirt to save Zelda too

[marsh ibex]

She was definitely interally screeching at shirtless link fr

even tho they’re married

[wheat sail]

the anime would just be zoomed in images of their face while the monologue plays

[opaque sigil]

I wonder if light dragon materials stick around

[marsh ibex]

probably?

[opaque sigil]

idk why it would matter

[fiery burrow]

You know how come Zelda didn't have like a new sick outfit for the ending

[marsh ibex]

why would she have a new outfit

[opaque sigil]

I'm not sure why she would

[marsh ibex]

she was a dragon for a while

[fiery burrow]

It'd be cool

[hollow shadow]

They are?

[marsh ibex]

she didn’t have time to accessorize

[opaque sigil]

ig could've had something like the other dragon aligned outfits

[fiery burrow]

It could use like light dragon stuff as jewelry

[marsh ibex]

I mean like

[opaque sigil]

I mean it's not technically confirmed they're together but it's resoundingly consistent with the game

[hollow shadow]

Yeah

[fiery burrow]

They share a bed

[hollow shadow]

True

[opaque sigil]

Unless Link gave her the hateno house outright and doesn't live there anymore

[wide quartz]

chat i went to see a play today

[marsh ibex]

which doesn’t make much sense

I mean we can sleep in that bed

[opaque sigil]

well you can sleep in a lot of beds

[fiery burrow]

not without paying

[marsh ibex]

ones that tend to be ours, albeit temporarily or sanctioned for our use

[opaque sigil]

again I'm not disagreeing it's just not really confirmed

[marsh ibex]

Anyways this was a solid game only issue is the shitty title screen bring back good zelda title screens

[fiery burrow]

Didn't zelda have to use the Hateno Well instead of her house to hide the tunic from link

[marsh ibex]

yes

[sage void]

alr cya @runic atlas

[opaque sigil]

to hide her journal yeah

[runic atlas]

👋

[marsh ibex]

Because he’s a gremlin who looks everywhere and grabs everything

[fiery burrow]

maybe link was still her body guard

[wide quartz]

nice playing with you agent

[marsh ibex]

anyways

[opaque sigil]

I would be astonished if he wasn't

[fiery burrow]

Like you wouldn't with infinite inventory space

[marsh ibex]

link is primed for stuff here

I mean he’s best friends with the current rulers of zora’s domain, Gerudo town, good friends with the rito mfs, and I guess the gorons are always chill

[runic atlas]

Can we get your final review, sir?

[wide quartz]

out of 10

[violet path]

Domain??

Like

[fiery burrow]

10/10 he gets demoted and muted otherwise

[violet path]

Like

[marsh ibex]

Solid 9/10 better than the first game this final boss was immaculate even the gimmicky parts were better than snore beast ganon

[runic atlas]

No, no, Teba is new village leader, he's good friend with the head of the rito too

[violet path]

Totk?

[marsh ibex]

Yeah

[opaque sigil]

see somebody gets it

[violet path]

Mid of the middom

[marsh ibex]

Also he can fucking go into gerudo town while being a dude

like

[fiery burrow]

He's pals with the strongest people in all of Hyrule

[runic atlas]

And i don't remember if old village leader for goron died or smtn

[marsh ibex]

politically he’s like

Set for life

[runic atlas]

But yunobo is mafia boss so

[wide quartz]

just for comparison whats the botw rating

[opaque sigil]

or retired he was pretty old

[marsh ibex]

Used to be a 10 now it’s an 8.3

[proper osprey]

I just understood that in silksong there is no up and down attack

[marsh ibex]

I love hating

[runic atlas]

P sure he already was when he become the legendary hero of prophecy ngl

[proper osprey]

😢

[fiery burrow]

No his back just hurts

[runic atlas]

Understandble

[opaque sigil]

there is

[marsh ibex]

Yeah and no one fucking recognizes us

good lot that did

[proper osprey]

How to live without up and down attacks?

[fiery burrow]

Yunobo still has a monopoly after getting his mask removed iirc

[runic atlas]

Kinda a gripe with the game

[marsh ibex]

Oh yeah mineru is also effectively immortal

that’s weird as hell

[opaque sigil]

they do, buliara when you pop into the gerudo shelter straight up suspends their laws because she's like 'nah he's chill'

[runic atlas]

Did you actually beat the game or have you like been lying to us

[open narwhal]

ponder

[fiery burrow]

Shame you can't wear the yiga drip inside there

[marsh ibex]

like a handful of people do

[opaque sigil]

a lot of people do remember you but it has been like 6-7 years at least

[strange night]

Like a handful of people don't

[fiery burrow]

Or walk around in your underwear like a true zelda player

[runic atlas]

Trur

[runic atlas]

Finish watching the bloody credits

[fiery burrow]

Bolson not recognizing us is crazy though

[marsh ibex]

kinda found it weird that for the majority of the final gauntlet we couldn’t use sage abilities but I get that

[marsh ibex]

I don’t think he cares is all

but yeah it was weird we were at his friend’s wedding

[opaque sigil]

yeah, wouldn't be as impactful if they weren't gone for a bit

[tawdry valley]

Paw patrol

[fiery burrow]

link went to his wedding and helped his best friend start a whole town 😭

[opaque sigil]

ultimately wrt bolson link is a guy he did some contracting work for the better part of a decade ago

[marsh ibex]

AND CREATED AN ENTIRE TOWN AND WENT TO HIS BUDDY’S WEDDING

[fiery burrow]

wait was it hudsons wedding

I haven't played botw for so long

[marsh ibex]

wait I just realized totk link also holds zelda’s hand

freak

[opaque sigil]

bolson wasn't part of the town stuff and link being a guest there would mean seeing him but not necessarily paying much attention to him

[violet path]

Aw

[marsh ibex]

They’d better be married

[tawdry valley]

With which one

[fiery burrow]

i think its nice npcs involved in stable quests recognize you in totk

[marsh ibex]

There is no fucking way bruh

mineru

Do not

PURAH

MY GODDESS

[violet path]

Ya no handholding before dead smh

[fiery burrow]

what the heck was mineru doing in the shiekah slate (purah pad 🤓 ) for all that time

[marsh ibex]

how did all of these bums get up here anyways

[fiery burrow]

like how did she pass the time

[marsh ibex]

she probably stared at link the whole time

[opaque sigil]

I thought her soul was dormant or some shit

otherwise she probably woulda piped up before dragonhead isle

[fiery burrow]

She should've || swallowed a secret stone while clutching the purah pad||

[opaque sigil]

actually was she even in the pad or was she in that construct head

[marsh ibex]

why does mineru have to tell zelda this

Link was THERE

oh she’s fading

That’s great

We don’t have a cool mech anymore

[runic atlas]

Exactly why you were wrong

[marsh ibex]

what the hell

[fiery burrow]

it doesn't hit as hard as the champions and rhoam fading 😔

[marsh ibex]

Yeah I kinda just met her

[fiery burrow]

daruk was the goat

[opaque sigil]

if the yiga could make shit with zonai devices without ultrahand so can link

[marsh ibex]

Tulin why do you give a shit

You don’t even KNOW her

[fiery burrow]

they can teleport stuff though

probably a lot easier

[marsh ibex]

okay but mineru was a cooler mech

[fiery burrow]

and do the zonai devices go away after the upheaval

[opaque sigil]

I mean there's still kohga's mech

so

[marsh ibex]

okay but mineru can just decide to come back no

[fiery burrow]

He was caught up to speed while they were knocked out in the dorf fight

[tawdry valley]

It all just disintegrates

[opaque sigil]

it's meant to be the last game in the timeline so they don't have to take them away unless they go back on that

[marsh ibex]

Like rauru and sonia just came back to make zelda hylian again

[fiery burrow]

blah blah blah the timeline doesn't exist its not real

[marsh ibex]

also I really wanna know where the triforce is nowadays and if one of you says “but zelda had it in botw” I’ll new knight you

[opaque sigil]

wasn't there a thing with the dragons

[fiery burrow]

its in the great plateau ruins

[marsh ibex]

what the triangle on their backs?

I mean it’s possible

[open narwhal]

I miss when Bart played with me in Ranked Duo in the hit game of all time by Riot Games, called League of Legends

[marsh ibex]

They should all jump off the great sky island together

It would be so funny

[fiery burrow]

well yeah there's a pond below

and there's no way back down

[marsh ibex]

Yunobo could just tank it

[open narwhal]

a - er?

[marsh ibex]

There are zonai gliders

[opaque sigil]

which don't last that long

[marsh ibex]

okay and

[fiery burrow]

they disintegrate after like 3 minutes they actually suck

Anyways I bet Tulin could ride them down

[marsh ibex]

just wear the zonaite armor link ez pz

[opaque sigil]

that seems like a lot of weight

[fiery burrow]

Link weighs like 5 apples

[marsh ibex]

or use a balloon he has to have so many fucking capsules

honestly being ganondorf in this game is wild

he spends how many years in stasis

immediately punks link

Breaks his sword

[fiery burrow]

Rauru placed his faith in you 🤓

[marsh ibex]

Waits some time this fuck has his sword back and kicks his ass with no stone

[fiery burrow]

Why did they name him that

[marsh ibex]

he had to be fiending

[finite flax]

truburdrford

[marsh ibex]

hmm I wonder what a link with a secret stone’d look like actually

it’s just age of calamity link

[opaque sigil]

I'm not sure it would do very much other than maybe enhance the master sword? Link doesn't generally have magic powers of his own

[fiery burrow]

Ganondorf after watching Link take out 4 natural disasters on his own

[marsh ibex]

I mean

He could like

[fiery burrow]

It would enhance his ability to eat a rock roast skewer

[marsh ibex]

he just

gets all of his existing abilities enhanced

[opaque sigil]

If the stones enhance physical strength sure

[fiery burrow]

He could summon an avatar of himself to mess with people

Could probably even go back to the depths with it

[opaque sigil]

Or rather if his physical strength is supernatural

[marsh ibex]

Think about it flurry rush and bullet time are canonical abilities

despite ganondorf somehow bumming our abilities in that last fight

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/noooooo-depression-meme-spiderman-gif-19814282

[marsh ibex]

Just like

Increase the range of those

to the entirety of hyrule

anything swings a sword and link backflips at the same time he just zooms over and kills them

[opaque sigil]

Sure but are they supernatural

[lilac gyro]

its over

[finite flax]

saving pregnant brian

[olive bobcat]

LBP will never be over in my heart

[fiery burrow]

enhanced flurry rush is called a thunderclap rush

[marsh ibex]

I mean if rolling into a ball is a supernatural ability so is this

[wheat sail]

everyone who wants it has it by now

[lilac gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/sackboy-lbp-littlebigplanet-throwing-tantrum-upset-gif-11918214464112558143

[marsh ibex]

also find it humorous that yunobo lost daruk’s protection

[opaque sigil]

I think the power yunobo has is more the explosion and fire wreath thing

[trim estuary]

So if Samus got a secret stone would she get Yunobo’s ability or whatever

[opaque sigil]

The secret stones don’t even give the sages those abilities

They kind of don’t do anything in game other than allow for the avatars

[trim estuary]

I think they should all just eat them

[opaque sigil]

that would be something

[opaque sigil]

for the sages that is, ganondorf uses his big time

[marsh ibex]

I feel like it should also make them stronger?

[fiery burrow]

why did blud even need the secret stone he can solo all of hyrule without it

[opaque sigil]

I mean canonically it does but it isn't where the abilities come from

[marsh ibex]

Also does this mean ganondorf had malice shit beforehand

[opaque sigil]

he had some ability to direct monsters, like in the molduga attack

[marsh ibex]

the sages also directly mirror oot’s iirc aside from shadow

[fiery burrow]

Where did the monsters come from

They're manifestations of his hatred

[marsh ibex]

Why was bro even hating

He had no reason

are all current chiefs descendants of ganondorf?

[opaque sigil]

they're probably all descendants of the most recent male gerudo idr if that was ganondorf

[fiery burrow]

Its nothing personal. Hyrule's just been getting a little too peaceful

[marsh ibex]

We don’t really hear anything about any other male gerudo

[trim estuary]

If Ganondorf was still alive doesn’t it have to be him

Or is that another games thing

[marsh ibex]

botw kinda ditched the whole 100 year thing anyways

[opaque sigil]

sure

so it's a maybe maybe not

[marsh ibex]

I wanna know who did mattison’s hair that shit is a travesty

she looks like she belongs in hateno village

hudson you did not do your daughter any favors

[runic atlas]

Zelda

[marsh ibex]

She kinda just used it for recall

[opaque sigil]

wasn't really referring to eating it

[opaque sigil]

which she also and arguably most notably did without it

[marsh ibex]

Which is wild

why did we never see rauru and sonia’s kid?

like

You’d think that’d be somewhat important

[opaque sigil]

idk

kinda working on limited screentime budget without making more tears ig

[marsh ibex]

Ik but not even a mention?

[opaque sigil]

maybe they didn't want to have to make a fully half zonai half hylian character

[runic atlas]

Oh

[runic atlas]

All shrine reward

[opaque sigil]

blood moons and shit are probably due to his secret stone

[opaque sigil]

is that a hybrid or just a zonai

[marsh ibex]

I mean all the zonai we see have white hair so…maybe?

[opaque sigil]

the two zonai who are siblings

[marsh ibex]

yeah!

[runic atlas]

Joker why did they make you smartn't

[marsh ibex]

why did they make you bald

[runic atlas]

I'm not bald

[marsh ibex]

Ok Baldrey

hahahHAHAhahaha

[runic atlas]

I'm dying

I'm saving this

"Baldrey"

[runic atlas]

You had to ruin it by laughing this cringe

Anyways no I have beautiful black hair

[marsh ibex]

Accept the cringe

You’ll be free

[violet path]

Wait

[rustic ore]

I was cringe
Now I am free
There is no cringe in me…

[violet path]

They dont love you like i love you

Wait

[strange night]

Why did you burn your hair wtf

[runic atlas]

Dolm is peak trolling

[strange night]

I'm peak at something

[broken tartan]

Finally

[tawdry valley]

Why can’t you be persona joker instead of Batman joker

[marsh ibex]

they both live within fighting viciously

[rustic ore]

There are two Jokers inside you

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/cring-kek-based-wreck-it-ralf-cringe-kek-based-wreck-it-ralf-gif-19895202

[cunning geode]

yucky

[rustic ore]

kek

[broken tartan]

Disgusting twitch users

[tawdry valley]

Kek was kek before twitch made it cringe

[fiery burrow]

[sage void]

@coral prawn want to play now perhaps

[violet path]

Kekw

[rustic ore]

kek was World of Warcraft iirc

orc speak

[violet path]

Have yall seen the ai mimecraft

[narrow prawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985094922271072326/1302387549469409361/GbYlXDAWoAA7N8v.png?ex=6727ee6c&is=67269cec&hm=b65a3bd0da8bb5b445f04ec6bbe41eaf3745de085f68572dd4a8d048bdd9adda&

[tawdry valley]

Goes hard, mind if I screenshot?

[narrow prawn]

No

[violet path]

I thouhht joseph biden was supposed to be sleepy

How can one be sleepy and woke

[tawdry valley]

That’s how he’s sleepwalking through the presidency

[narrow prawn]

I wish i had an answer to this

[narrow prawn]

By this i mean i dont mind lol

[violet path]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-paradoxical-quantum-physics-lesson-gif-5816114079579087053

[strange night]

Sleepy Joe and woke kamala

They're a team

[violet path]

Oh do they alternate sleep schedules

[strange night]

Yeah

[violet path]

Like joseph is nocturnal and does the work while kamala is sleeping at night

[half shale]

How do I sent art

I'm new to the server

[violet path]

Art channel

[narrow prawn]

#hk-art-gallery

[violet path]

Big ol channel says art on it

[wheat sail]

wait a few hours for your badge to disappear and you can post images

i thnk thats how it works

[half shale]

I don't have image perms there

[narrow prawn]

Msg theres prolly a level unlock

Message untill level up r smthn

Nah

No levels here

[half shale]

Ok

[narrow prawn]

So uh just wait ig

[violet path]

Its time based

Wait a few hours

[quiet hawk]

Read #support-and-faq

[half shale]

Alr I did a drawing of a combination of puppet from fnaf and the hollow knight

[finite flax]

In the night i hear them crawl

[narrow prawn]

Hear what

[opaque sigil]

Them

[finite flax]

1

[lament lotus]

food

[serene chasm]

Since you are new here, you cant post images or join VC. You will be do so 2 hours after you've joined

[half shale]

Ok thanks for letting me know

[wheat sail]

np

[finite flax]

fuck you kirbstar

[wheat sail]

ok

😔

[finite flax]

astronaut acid

my whole gang freaky 😝

[broken tartan]

Hi im new

[lament lotus]

damn

unfortunate

[finite flax]

who the fuck is this guy

[fiery burrow]

Get out

[broken tartan]

Wow this community is so toxic....

[fiery burrow]

God new knights piss me off

[serene chasm]

be nice star

[fiery burrow]

can't even be elitist anymore 😔

[broken tartan]

Can we please ban star he harasses me

[finite flax]

i agree fuck new nknitghs

[serene chasm]

dont get cute newbie

[broken tartan]

😔

[serene chasm]

Theyre only joking. We love new people on the server

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/luma-gif-27676663

[shell yacht]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793128374213279776/1301702044586872842/ThatsItGetInTheWoodChipper-1.gif

[finite flax]

is that parkour prison

[wheat sail]

its yo mama

[fiery burrow]

Lumas were never that annoying

Look how they massacred my boy 😔

[broken tartan]

I prefer goombas

[tropic crow]

helloooo

[wheat sail]

you look like a goomba

[broken tartan]

Well im gonna stomp you like one

[knotty solar]

What about those ridiculously big ones

[broken tartan]

Which ones

[fiery burrow]

https://vxtwitter.com/HollywoodHandle/status/1852449264309571928

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-this-is-garbage-you-actually-like-this-gru-margo-gif-16561237

they look like bad taxidermy

[fiery burrow]

Taxidermy stop motion movie

[wheat sail]

better than animation lowkey

[broken tartan]

Like yo mama

[finite flax]

i hate my life

[runic atlas]

Dude wtf did the mother smoke

[finite flax]

why the fuck you smirking bitch @wheat sail

[serene chasm]

Rafiki gave them the good shit

[wheat sail]

why you pinging me biatch

[broken tartan]

Crazy

[runic atlas]

Either that or it was those bugs under the rocks

[trim estuary]

@wheat sail

[wheat sail]

mods crush his tomato

[broken tartan]

Mods steal his groceries

[limber oak]

Stub his toes

[shell yacht]

her internal organs

[broken tartan]

Damn hope she's okay

[shell yacht]

she dead af

[broken tartan]

What about mufasa

[shell yacht]

dead

[fiery burrow]

Long live the king

[broken tartan]

Wow this movie sucks

[shell yacht]

@olive bobcat whats the most recent chaoter # for CSM? I think my app is buggin

[quartz cave]

1

[wheat sail]

100001

[olive bobcat]

5

[shell yacht]

is 182 out

[quartz cave]

No

[shell yacht]

normally this would say "new chapter in x days"

[quartz cave]

Now go hop on mong

[shell yacht]

never

[rustic ore]

amg

[quartz cave]

Thsi is why youre cringe and bad

[open narwhal]

i miss when ismo was cool and played league with me

[quartz cave]

I would never

[open narwhal]

hates me,,,

[rustic ore]

Shrue…

[quartz cave]

Yes

[open narwhal]

leaving the server and never coming back wtf

[fiery burrow]

hop on valorant

[quartz cave]

Goo

[open narwhal]

hop league

[open narwhal]

shoooo

[fiery burrow]

🧹

[open narwhal]

i miss when starpengu bought me the 500€ ahri skin

[hollow shadow]

Hop on Rivals of Aether 2

[fiery burrow]

the what

[broken tartan]

Hop on Risk of Rain 2

[wheat sail]

league of legends the cute fox lady 😍

[wheat sail]

gift it

[hollow shadow]

I can in a couple hours

[fiery burrow]

50% discount for all elite enemies

[open narwhal]

500 euros ahri skin

its like super worth

[hollow shadow]

Warning: I suck at ror2

[rustic ore]

That’s totally ok

bad players are the lifeline of ROR

[rustic ore]

im watchin hockey w the boys (i dont understand anything)

[broken tartan]

Hockey or ice hockey

[fiery burrow]

the better you get at ror the more you realize the game sucks

[rustic ore]

ice hockey ⛸️ 🏒

[broken tartan]

Based hockey

[lament lotus]

TRUE

[open narwhal]

i meant LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

now BAD hockey

[rustic ore]

NO

[open narwhal]

i am anticipating a nosebleed gn chat

[broken tartan]

True hop off ror2 and hop the binding of isaac

[rustic ore]

dont bleed your nose

[open narwhal]

that would be my 3rd nosebleed today if it happened imo

[fiery burrow]

I can't play binding of isaac the art style is so bland

[violet path]

Ihhh

[rustic ore]

also I would play league if i wasnt watching another kind of league

[open narwhal]

wtf u play league?

[broken tartan]

Ewwww

[lament lotus]

dont have to anticipate 👊

[wide quartz]

🆙

[rustic ore]

yes actually (i am bronze)

[violet path]

Wtf u play league?? 🤢

[open narwhal]

gg u are a pro

gj

[fiery burrow]

hop off league and hop on deadlocked

[broken tartan]

At least youre not a ranked player

[violet path]

Playing mid just to be mid at it is tough luck

[open narwhal]

im hardstuck

[wide quartz]

i played 100 hours in a row and then i looked back on my experience and realised i actually remembered none of it

[rustic ore]

sometimes. i play bc i have friends that play it too. im usually an ADC or Top but I can really do anything half-decently

[lament lotus]

give me your deadlocked keys

[open narwhal]

me with league but 10k hours

[rustic ore]

Deadlocked is a song by F-777

[violet path]

Actually this is real i have like 300 and only remember a few coop runs

[broken tartan]

I played 1000 hours of isaac and i remembered that i dont have a social life so i decided to play for 1000 more hours

[violet path]

Are you for real

[wide quartz]

francis V. Foxwell it sounds like you have an unhealthy addiction

[open narwhal]

yes

[violet path]

Holy shit

[broken tartan]

Rookie numbers, Faker has 52k

[open narwhal]

ive played league for 8 years

[open narwhal]

wait does he

[violet path]

Thats more time than ive spent on all video games in my whole life

[rustic ore]

me in Warframe (i have 3000 cumulative hours)

[broken tartan]

I made it up

[violet path]

You couldve mastered the violin or piano in that time

[open narwhal]

i only play league tho

[lament lotus]

at what point do you think its good to stop

[violet path]

You couldve learned to play a sport at a competitive level

[fiery burrow]

there is no game where 8k is justifiable

[broken tartan]

I have like 3k hours of gaming in my entire life

[rustic ore]

Terraria

[violet path]

You couldve gotten a masters degree via self study

[broken tartan]

My brother has 12k in csgo

[fiery burrow]

Bad combat

[violet path]

Definitely not

[rustic ore]

Terraria

[broken tartan]

BASED

[violet path]

Good ass game but not 8k hours worth of content even in modded

[violet path]

Whaaat

[broken tartan]

But 8k hours in isaac is even better

[lament lotus]

2.8k hours in fortnite 🙋

[shell yacht]

FF14 maybe

[open narwhal]

why is playing an instrument or playing a sport on a competiteve level seen as better than spending your time enjoying something

[rustic ore]

Monster Hunter

[violet path]

Because its league of legends

[wide quartz]

i enjoy terraria combat but the combat feels repetitive after like 30 hours

[fiery burrow]

Like across the entire franchise?

[violet path]

Does it?

[fiery burrow]

Maybe

[open narwhal]

keyword: enjoy

[wide quartz]

it does to me

[fiery burrow]

MH is kinda based because there's 13 good weapons and also Heavy Bowgun

[violet path]

Ive mostly only done multiplayer terraria for the most part so maybe thats why i wnjoy it

[wide quartz]

i only play singleplayer

[broken tartan]

3k hours listening to weezer

[shell yacht]

if i could combine a franchizes hours together, pokemon def hits 8k, monster hunter too, maybe yugioh games, and fallout/elderscrolls

[broken tartan]

Pokemon....

[fiery burrow]

dawg how the heck do you put 8k into pokemon 😭

[shell yacht]

shiny hunting

[violet path]

My pokemons high but not nearly that high

[open narwhal]

my most played games in order

1. League - 10k hours
2. HK - 325 hours
3. Ori - 20 hours

[violet path]

Got boosted a bunch last summer where i basically did 3 full back to back plat nuzlockes because i lost the first 2 at the 7th badge and right before the league

[rustic ore]

I asked my friend and he said he had 10k hrs in Apex Legends

[shell yacht]

also i played like, how many generations?
1-7(?) and gamecube to like 100% then shiny hunted alot

[olive bobcat]

Because it gives off more effort

[lament lotus]

insane contrast

[open narwhal]

effort does not translate to something positive iirc

[olive bobcat]

No but it's often impressive

[wide quartz]

playing league is better than what i do...

[open narwhal]

i can play league on a competetive level too

[olive bobcat]

Destroy your body playing football imma think "damn that guy destroyed his body for football"

[wide quartz]

just kidding i only play gacha games HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[violet path]

What rank are you after 10k damn hours

[olive bobcat]

That's not impressive that's repulsive

[shell yacht]

silver

[wide quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/grimkitty-productions-grimkitty-gacha-gacha-game-grind-gif-14682628524999005550

[open narwhal]

Masters - Grandmasters

top 1000 players iirc

[violet path]

Also its like an actual physical thing you do with your body rather than just at a computer

I hate the violin though

[olive bobcat]

Me on the other hand, I enjoy myself and grind because I'm cool like that

[violet path]

Dumbass instrument

[tawdry valley]

Gacha, MOBA, Grindfests, anything made by blizzard, and p2w

[violet path]

I have a friend whos top 2k on valorant

[violet path]

Real

[shell yacht]

D2

[fiery burrow]

Yeah cuz you play league with neuralink

[lament lotus]

i was going to say are you not top thousand players

[tawdry valley]

Valorant wouldn’t be as cringe as it was if cs2 wasn’t better and if it didn’t have a goddamn rootkit

[violet path]

I think he only has like 600 hours too

[olive bobcat]

Anyways play League if you want but imma get back to having a job

[violet path]

Just crazy talented (on valorant)

[open narwhal]

wait i lowkey forgot genshin i might have like 400 hours ish on that before i quit

[violet path]

My best friend got a job today and now im gonna feel so lonely in my unemployment

[open narwhal]

very rought estimation

[tawdry valley]

Top 50% of the player base wowow

[lament lotus]

work at his job

[rustic ore]

Same (probably more like 250 tbh)

[violet path]

Its chick fil a i dont wanna work there

[tawdry valley]

Is it a job where you can bother him

[tawdry valley]

So yes.

[lament lotus]

nvm

[violet path]

Yesss

[tawdry valley]

Ask for extremely specific orders from him

[open narwhal]

mfw learning curve is diff

[violet path]

But its one of those big ass factory chick fil a’s with like a billion workers

[tawdry valley]

Huh

[rustic ore]

???

what kind of fuckass chick fil a is that

[violet path]

Its a giant building with like a whole huge system

For the drive through

[rustic ore]

industrial chicken plant

[fiery burrow]

Conveyor belt of nuggets

[tawdry valley]

Industrial chick fil a

[violet path]

They do a giant elaborate christmas light setup wvery holiday season its crazy

It has 2 floors

[rustic ore]

that one spongebob episode

[violet path]

And 2 buildings connected by an enclosed walkway with windows

[lament lotus]

the chicken building

[open narwhal]

a) skills from other shooter games can be carried over to valorant
b) league has a much steeper learning curve than valorant

[violet path]

Huh

He doesnt play cs

[wide quartz]

gg i have like 2 minutes

[violet path]

Hes just a cracked val guy

I also have a friend who no lifes fortnite and does pro tournaments

[rustic ore]

bro saw an anime girl and said “nah that’s enough”

[violet path]

Im cooler though because i play hollow knight

[open narwhal]

hollow knight is bad

[wide quartz]

i got bored by the tutorial 🐎

[open narwhal]

game has like no content iirc

[lament lotus]

rage quit on the fuckass loading screen

[open narwhal]

genuinely the early game is such a snoozefest its crazy

[fiery burrow]

Cel shading = instant alt + f4

[rustic ore]

i can still hear the singing

[open narwhal]

genshin gets good in Sumeru archon quest which is like 50 hours

[wide quartz]

from what ive heard the amount of buttons pressed doesnt change throughout the entire game

[lament lotus]

cel shading is good when the devs actually do it right

[violet path]

Found a picture of what the chickfil a sorta looks like

[tawdry valley]

I need to block you so I can maintain a positive opinion of you

[open narwhal]

quite true, you only need right click E and Q

[fiery burrow]

So never

[rustic ore]

actually had me pondering fr

[violet path]

Cell shading is perfect one could say

[lament lotus]

almost never yeah

[rustic ore]

Brutalist poultricious eating establishment

[fiery burrow]

(zelda games don't count those are peak)

[open narwhal]

inazuma archon quest is bees because it forces u to be AR35 before u go there iirc

[rustic ore]

25

[open narwhal]

is it 25

[lament lotus]

zelda has such barebones cel shading but it looks good

[wide quartz]

which zelda

[rustic ore]

the only one with cel shading-

[lament lotus]

botw

[wide quartz]

ive only played twilight princess because im cool

[violet path]

What is this cel shading

[fiery burrow]

and wind waker

[violet path]

Is that the thing anime skins have in fortnite

[fiery burrow]

Gnarly

[lament lotus]

wait star

do you hate ror2 then

[wide quartz]

earlier i went into a store to try and buy a new copy of twilight princess and someone frisbeed a dvd at my head

[lament lotus]

my fault

[fiery burrow]

grrrrrr stupid game

[violet path]

Holy

300 hours your never getting back

[rustic ore]

Starpengu, what are you

[violet path]

My most played game is tf2 with a clean 900

[opaque sigil]

tbh I'm not sure if not having warp or not going to depths to get autobuild is having a more pronounced impact

[violet path]

Wait no i have like 1.3k total on fortnite i think

[rustic ore]

My most played game is Terraria with uh

[fiery burrow]

Blud you ain't the sea emperor

[lament lotus]

higher than me

[tawdry valley]

You don’t get to shame people’s hours anymore

[rustic ore]

Hang on.
On steam it’s like 3000 altogether.

But if I add mobile + Xbox 360 it’s probably closer to 5000 total hrs in Terraria

[violet path]

Oh come on

That was THE game for like multiple phases

[marsh ibex]

I’m basically saying I’m cooler 🔥

[wide quartz]

do you just grind for 4000 hours and then build

[fiery burrow]

Autobuild isn't too bad to get since there's an ascend near the abandoned mine

[violet path]

Most of those hours are spent with people too

[opaque sigil]

yeah but I'm kinda having fun without it so

[fiery burrow]

fair enough

[violet path]

Whoaaa havent heard that song in a minute js brought back a core memory

[marsh ibex]

I deadass forgot autobuild existed until I got it and then I abused it

[rustic ore]

No I dont build

[opaque sigil]

I do wish I had better battery though

[lament lotus]

but yeah ror2s cel shading is VERY good at what it does
its kinda ass alone tho

[rustic ore]

I’m just in it for the funky music

[opaque sigil]

but I can stockpile charges

[fiery burrow]

I usually like using fuse rather than ultrahand

[violet path]

I cant even play video games now because of my schedule

[wide quartz]

play that funky music white boy

[marsh ibex]

don’t those have different uses

[broken tartan]

Why play fortnite if you could play good games like silent hill 2

[violet path]

And im not even employed

Or in full time college

[violet path]

It has deku

[rustic ore]

play that funky music riiiiiight

[marsh ibex]

ewwwww

[fiery burrow]

Yeah but I prefer scrapping with enemies with like bomb shields and ice arrows instead of leading an army of 50 cannon carts

[broken tartan]

Ew deku

[violet path]

It has gojo

[marsh ibex]

EWWWWW

[rustic ore]

it has lethal company

[violet path]

Ugh

[wide quartz]

deku from jujutsu kaisen

[marsh ibex]

never played it

[violet path]

When deku fought saiki k i was crying

[rustic ore]

it has uh

[violet path]

Really?

[rustic ore]

Does it have Persona?

[violet path]

Was so good for like a month a year ago

[rustic ore]

Hang on

[violet path]

NO DUDE

[marsh ibex]

Yeah someone gifted it to me to play it and I never did

[violet path]

I WAS WAITING FOR SO LONG FOR THEM TO ADD JOKER BECAUSE IT WAS TEASED THAT THEY WOULD AND THEY ENEVR DIDD

[wide quartz]

joker from soceity?

[violet path]

Jonkler from person

[wheat sail]

we live in a persona

[violet path]

Oh wait is it persona 3

Thats lame

[wide quartz]

just make it realistic sonic duh

[rustic ore]

fuckin uhh idk i never played SMT

[violet path]

Why would i want to be the emo blue guy when i can be JOKER WOOO

[broken tartan]

Fortnite persona collab eww

Just add league of legends atp

[violet path]

Persona so much better than league of midends

[opaque sigil]

fighting for second last

[broken tartan]

Persona fans when they play the worst game ever made

[rustic ore]

Genuinely surprised there hasn’t been one yet

[violet path]

Thats a weird way to spell best

[rustic ore]

There was one already

Arcane

I’m so dumb

[violet path]

Dandadan better than everything anyways

[fiery burrow]

Would you rather make money by synthesizing meth or by creating a persona game

[opaque sigil]

if I was making a persona game I could try to fix it

[broken tartan]

"Persona" "fans" when they "play" garbage "games" instead of playing good games like the binding of isaac

[wide quartz]

sure kid, you have obviously never read the bible 🙄

[fiery burrow]

"If I was on the titanic it would've been different"

[violet path]

Persona hate too forced

[violet path]

Ive read like some of it

[wide quartz]

and by the bible i mean elon musks biography

[opaque sigil]

It would I would've held the hull together with my big muscly arms I can't believe nobody thought of that

[broken tartan]

Elon Musks tweets

[violet path]

Last i checked elon rusk isnt a christain

[wide quartz]

idk

[violet path]

Checkmate liberal

[wide quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hots-mad-cat-gif-7192484

[broken tartan]

Is this an ad

[wide quartz]

i didnt expect the gif to end that way

[violet path]

This gif was a whole story

[wide quartz]

real

whens the movie

[violet path]

Im hype

[fiery burrow]

This goes so hard

[broken tartan]

More hype than fortnite events

[violet path]

Wasnt the last event just like

A recording of a concert

[wide quartz]

yeah i did the recording

[cunning geode]

you wanna watch a movie made by Blizzard?

[wide quartz]

did you like it

[rustic ore]

This is just an extended version of “Nah, I’d win”

[broken tartan]

Fortnite events peaked at travis scott

[violet path]

It suxked

[violet path]

Actually ya

[wide quartz]

dont make me send the ad again

[violet path]

Mostly because theyve all been mid since

[broken tartan]

Fortnite peaked at no-building

[cunning geode]

true honestly

[wide quartz]

fortnite peaked at tf2

[broken tartan]

I would've loved fortnite if building wssnt a thing

Tf2 fans after glazing a game they havent played in 2 years

[rustic ore]

TF2 peaked at TF2

[wide quartz]

tf2 peaked at the trailers

[violet path]

I wouldve loved nite

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/titanfall2-gif-27682525

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/lazypurple-lazypurple-tf2-tf2-tf2scout-tf2soldier-gif-18363243

[violet path]

Fortnite building haters when they try being good

[violet path]

LAZY PURPLE MY BELOVED

[broken tartan]

Tf2 peaked at the release of league of legends

[wide quartz]

ennea you just reacted your own gif

[broken tartan]

Those who know....

[wide quartz]

embed perms removed

[violet path]

Those who snow.. (merry christmas)

[cunning geode]

i recently rewatched some of those lazypurple “how it feels” videos. can you believe they’re like 5 years old

[violet path]

I used to watch them so much like years ago

Has he posted

[cunning geode]

about a year ago

[violet path]

Holy shit

I remember when they were like just a few months old

[cunning geode]

same

[violet path]

And seeing it tick over to a year then 2 years

[broken tartan]

I feel like the time in yt videos goes by so fast

[fiery burrow]

I still use 2020 as the reference point for how old videos are

Like if I see 7 years ago I think 2013

[tawdry valley]

Frozen 1 released around 12 years go

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/titanfall-gif-20921271

[broken tartan]

So tuff 🔥

[fiery burrow]

frozen 2 was better anyways

[cunning geode]

i forgot there were more frozens

[violet path]

I sorta vaguely remember seeing it in theaters

Did theyever make a 3

Has disney made a movie since wimidsh

[cunning geode]

what

[fiery burrow]

They're working on a frozen 3

[fiery burrow]

but mufasa looks more peak

[broken tartan]

Omg gojo

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gojo-satoru-jujutsu-kaisen-maji-gif-105983298591264746

[cunning geode]

pacific rim unironically one of my favorite movies ever

[violet path]

Calling live action lion king peak is actually eternally opinion invalidating

[fiery burrow]

Its not live action

Also look at this this is actually the most gnarly mind blowing promotional material I've ever seen
https://vxtwitter.com/HollywoodHandle/status/1852449264309571928

[tawdry valley]

Being a cool story doesn’t change the fact it would be peak if it was 2d animated

[violet path]

Those look like the stuffed lions at the museum of natural history

[opaque sigil]

2d animation is dead it's all been downhill since nausicaa

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[broken tartan]

They're enjoying the breeze

[rustic ore]

“Most gnarly mind-blowing promotional material”

is a picture of three lions

[tawdry valley]

Realistic animals speaking is mediocre at best. Narnia barely makes it work

[fiery burrow]

Mononoke*

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lion-witch-wardrobe-bbc-gif-7520462

[broken tartan]

Looks fire

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-magic-lion-witch-narnia-dont-recite-gif-14879671

[broken tartan]

Narnia was a good movie

[opaque sigil]

and in the first book you can barely tell all the christian nationalism is in there

[fiery burrow]

Ennea and Powdered keeping on life support

didn't cs lewis write it

[opaque sigil]

yes

[fiery burrow]

[tawdry valley]

Fuck you, aslan’s a beast and he’s bros with Santa - RRAAAAGGHH

[wheat sail]

extra fries?

[rustic ore]

Tbh a lot of the time my is actually an autofilled

[opaque sigil]

and what does that say about santa

[tawdry valley]

It’s like the best emote

[opaque sigil]

[fiery burrow]

the in my back pocket

[tawdry valley]

Mid

[rustic ore]

There’s a lot of emotes I need to use more actually

[tawdry valley]

[fiery burrow]

flea and carmelita emotes are peak

[rustic ore]

For example:

[sage void]

gm ssdisc

[rustic ore]

[wheat sail]

agent

[sage void]

morning kirb

[wheat sail]

uhhh

ok

[rustic ore]

omg alulullulul

[sage void]

morning ennea how are you

[rustic ore]

full of soup

body is round

watching hockey

[sage void]

😋

[unborn hamlet]

Morning yall

[rustic ore]

life is good

[sage void]

im sick still somehow

[rustic ore]

how what

stop that

[sage void]

6 days so far

[unborn hamlet]

6 days of what

[rustic ore]

Dhristmas

[sage void]

wish it would 😔

[sage void]

sick

flu

[unborn hamlet]

Ah shoot that's not good hope ya get better soon

[sage void]

luckily got it right after i got my flu shot so i had a little immunity

[versed pollen]

This will most definitely be the greatest movie this decade

[sage void]

ty new fortnite season holding my sanity together 🥹

[wide quartz]

omg i forgot this was being made

i need to preorder

i bet its gonna be sold out like THAT 🫰

[sage void]

wonder if itll be better than silent hill 2006

ughhh speaking of sh ive been wanting to play more sh2 but ive been sick and its kinda hard to play it while sick

[broken tartan]

Omg cool isaac player detected

[sage void]

though i got the first coin for the coin cabinet so theres that

[sage void]

637/637, agentla16 in the flesh

[broken tartan]

I just finished watching a 9 hour gameplay of SH2, its so peak

[broken tartan]

Crazy

[sage void]

thats me, yes

[wide quartz]

which one is sh2

[sage void]

almost as crazy as james sunderland from the hit game sh2

[broken tartan]

Silent Hill 2

[wide quartz]

wait your agentla???

[sage void]

the one with pyramid head

[broken tartan]

James my pookie

[wide quartz]

MY FAOVURITE YOUUTUEBR IS INC HAT YIPPEEE

[runic atlas]

@sage void I one a match yippi

[sage void]

dont marry him next thing you know youre ||in his backseat at the parking lot above an old vacation town called silent hill||

[sage void]

lfggg

[versed pollen]

inc hat

[runic atlas]

Mostly cause my friend absolutely clutched at the end

Anyways it js

1:41

So I'm sleeping

Gn ssdisc

[sage void]

gn bestie

[wide quartz]

have a nice sleep cheese

[runic atlas]

:mariwave:

[wide quartz]

agent have you seen this gif

its the hottest new thing

[broken tartan]

Counterpoint: he's hot

[wide quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hots-mad-cat-gif-7192484

[sage void]

fair

[broken tartan]

This just in

Heroes of the storm ad

[sage void]

the beast learns the story of the universe itself

insert screamifyoulovebojangles.gif

[broken tartan]

Scream if you love poland

[wide quartz]

the other day i kept saying bo jangles randomly in a call until i got kicked out

then i researched who bojangles was

[sage void]

bojangles is a diamond in the rough

[wide quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/frothing-at-the-mouth-rabies-im-frothing-at-the-mouth-frothing-gif-23418077

[sage void]

we dont talk about the etymology just the amazing chicken sandwiches 🙏

[wheat sail]

if its not in canada ill kill someone

[fiery burrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHtyYbFR_d8

[sage void]

https://tenor.com/view/bojangles-fried-chicken-flag-glory-to-bojangles-i-love-bojangles-gif-26715182

[sage void]

even texas doesnt have one

[wheat sail]

ok ill kill you

[sage void]

but i actually think i remember my other bojangles fan friend saying they were building one in canada

[wheat sail]

it better not be in the middle of nowhere

cant see anything about it in canada oh well

dont got shit here

we recently got a shake shack i guess

[sage void]

damn

[sage void]

not the same

😔

ill send you one dw kirb

best chicken sandwich

[wheat sail]

where are they mainly

[wide quartz]

did you say manly

[wheat sail]

no all men are pigs

HOOOOOOOOG 🐖 THIS CHANNEL HAS BEEN HOGGED 🐖 🐖 🐖

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-rider-coc-clash-of-clans-gif-24053135

[wheat sail]

bog ridaaaa

[tawdry valley]

Pro: hog rider exists
Con: supercell continues to exist

Voldemort of mobile games.

[wide quartz]

i always thought they were called sup erc ell

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/supercell-clash-of-clan-clash-of-clans-clash-royale-brawl-stars-gif-20822877

I mean. I can see it

[wheat sail]

Super eric

[tawdry valley]

Still funny lol

[rustic ore]

GLORY TO BOJANGLES RAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK IS UNSWEETENED TEA

[sage void]

CHEEERRRWINE

[spare fractal]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT IN ALL CAPS?!

[fiery burrow]

No shouting in the library

[spare fractal]

sorry

[olive bobcat]

He's right behind me, isn't he

[lilac kayak]

We deadass might get hl3 before ss

[wheat sail]

some consider alyx to be it

[spare fractal]

seriously? like, I know that silksong is taking a while, but do you really think the literal face of unreleased sequels will release before Silksong?

[fiery burrow]

we got mc 12 before silksong 😭 😭 😭

[wheat sail]

we finishing the story at this rate before silksong

[strange night]

I'm so awesome

?ban @spare fractal

[lilac kayak]

Unlikely but the possibility is there now more than ever

[lilac kayak]

Eh

[wheat sail]

(i dont)

[lilac kayak]

Me neither

[fiery burrow]

Krinkels after realizing that being able to revive any character means you have to keep working on the series forever

[spare fractal]

why :(

[tawdry valley]

The dragonball paradox

Goku spawned a whole family tree of characters and he still can’t stop being the mc

[wheat sail]

Boku 🙏

[merry bridge]

<@&283547423706447872> spam lol

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-gif-3805309417000960215