#sk-discussion
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I just use sharpshooter for the maurice because it makes me feel cooler
sharpshooter my beloved... 😻
I basically just described my speedrun strats lol, i forget you dont have to be perfectly fast to P rank
im a bit rusty with the normal levels lol
Sharpshooter goes insane when you start throwing coins into the mix
yeah
I get a little rusty too lol, i usually just play cybergrind nowadays while we wait for layer 8 and 9
I mean im rusty on a level specific sense, I play the game almost every day lol
believe it or not the guy with V1 in his PFP plays ultrakill a lot
lol
I dont have image perms
🐚 creature of steel
yeah you are a new knight

I came specifically to share a sticker i made of the Knight holding the letter "F" in response to silksong not having a release date yet
low effort but it was funny

similar to that
holy shit minos prime
the shell emoji is peak
i think im pretty close
the style took a hit because i died 4 times
and time was just because i was dying 4 times
and dying isnt good for a p rank so hopefully i dont die another 4 times
🪙
🪙 ☁️ 🔫
🐚
🪙
why is the cloud putting a gun to its head?
dying instantly gets rid of it lol
theres no explosion emoji lol
yeah i know
its meant to be shooting
💥
oh
its called boom
🪙
/
/ \ ___/ 🪙--------------- 💥 🔫
🐚 \ /
🪙
🪙
/
/ \ ___/ 🪙--------------- 💥 🔫
🐚 \ /
🪙
insane coin mechanics
hell yeah
especially the part where it bends like that
Muffin... : (
100%
wha
she said no
Don’t worry fantastic we can be friends in steam instead
hey guys
uno
holy shit
It’s peak…
Who’s rappa?
PaRappa the Rapper
Ah yes that guy who I still have no idea who is because all you’ve told me is their name
fuck you
i didnt even say a slur
Zip it or I’ll wash your mouth out with fucking soap
Let me break it down for you
Rap?
correct
YEAH
Does he work at the post office?
AND HE'S THE GOAT BECAUSE OF THAT
please
I want another parappa the rapper game
Parappa the rappa 2 electric boogaloo
Well
parappa the remasta
Idk
you should 
except for the ending
wonder egg? more like wonder why it sucks
Damn
HSR character

Stop pondering
Hello foxlore from the crane wives
I'll do that when walpurgisnacht comes in limbus
hello muffin with a pfp I don't recognize 
Whoooo
once the ID's are revealed, then I'll print it out
But who
not revealed
but it will be a character from the previous game; library of ruina
My guess is that we might get an ID of her
Mood
awesome char design
one of the reasons i want to play library of ruina is so I can draw the characters
Oh man
dragon lady
Moss since you're the grandmaster gambler, should I grind for Burnice ZZZ first or for Rappa HSR
Her banner also lasts less
none you stinky gacha player
Couldn't say really I don't know those characters
lets say

one of the characters loves monster hunter wilds, and the other character hates monster hunter wilds
burnice loves monster hunter wilds, but Rappa hates monster hunter wilds
so moss, which do you advice?
oui
First one I guess
One of the characters is a space ninja that makes graffiti all over the place the other is a pyromaniac bartender that's part of a motorcycle gang
why are you describing yourself
Which one
both
I don't do graffiti nor am I part of a motorcycle gang
two truths one lie
or in this case, 1 truth 1 lie
Which one is which
first one is a lie, second one is true
I'm not part of a motorcycle gang
FUCK
I never lose in 1 truth 1 lie games...this is my first time...
wow i thought it wouldnt be as good as sbr
but jojolion is actually a really gripping story
but there are no lions so 0/10
i hear its really good at first but falls off mid way
oh man
nuclear bombs
like yeah i know it means "oh man" but they say it like it means something else
basically a way to say "dammi"
dammi da ne...
i got it from floggy
wait let me try and find the emoji
it might inspire the same emotions
hope that helps
ohhh
my reflection was in it
when are we getting the knight back bling in fortnite?
doesnt she have Homophobia
Wow
yo everyone
hi gwnj
Did anyone see the new silksong announcement
coffee
dont tell me you drank coffee without eating anything
The area coverage?
TRUE
midra pfp?
had to print stuff for my parents and scavenge for paper because we ran out + ge ready for school
nice
+the artist is fantastic
i honestly didnt expected frenzy stuff in the dlc so it was a pleasant surprise
ive been obsessed with frenzy ever since they showed that Vyke cover for game informer
i love how the entire lore for frenzied flame is just "this guy needs more time in the oven"
yeah
midra was unfortunately undercooked
Yu returns home and studies on a rainy night.
Featuring music from P4, and P4D.
https://ko-fi.com/cryveil
https://twitter.com/Cryveil
0:00 - Intro
0:14 - Signs of Love
4:21 - Heartbeat, Heartbreak
8:11 - Same Times, Same Feeling (P4D)
10:49 - Alone
13:49 - Step (P4D)
17:23 - Reasoning
22:37 - Youthful Lunch
24:20 - Like a Dream Come True
26:28...
Silksong is a videogame
woudl yo uplay a wonder egg rts
RTS?
real time shoter
is that the girl from coraline
Yeah
why does coraline have a keyblade shes not disney
The Walter
What the fuck does this mean
Hi gwnj
she's an egg
corn 
WHERE DO I FIND THIS INFO
PLEASE
IM GOING SILKSANE RN
Iunno look it up
🌠

real time strategy
basically imagine this
but its wonder egg priority
yesy es i know what ur thinkikng
CHROMAKOPIA
"how the fuck would this even fucking work?"
Why is tjere starcraft
well the answer is get fucked and get turnt, thats THEIR job to know how
Taco I'm convinced you're schizophrenic
Brother consistently just enters chat and starts rambling
wake up chat
well wbu
I'm hanging in there
oh
No way, I just hopped on the album
It’s crazy
Tyler created
my unhinged thoughts sometimes creeps in me
and i just HAVE to say it
my headphone got this bug where if i use them wired they wont connect to the cellphone
have i mentioend i am very obessed with poleaxes recently
Yeah this one is a bit of a non sequitur even for you
wtf is non sequitur about it
Poleaxes are awesome tbf
why is my team so fucking useless
They all chose to throw solely to upset you
the concept of games left my mind for a second so i thought they were talking about team as in work or something
I'm surprised yall haven't heard the new silksong announcement
Damn Dolm 😭
Already heard the entire album the hour it dropped, so peak
My favorite is either St. Chroma or Noid
Ok dolm
Ok Cornholio
i am silksong
when
Always
the silksong situation is crazy
the white lady conspiracy is wild...
dung defender's career is OVER...
They should add dung defender to fortnight
Ikr dung defender totally should be in two weeks
“And so it turns out the goobers at team cherry were basically spending money on cocaine and methamphetamine instead of actually developing the game”
Some alternate universe
dung defender when piss offender walks in
hollow knight: hollow knight
silksong where you can silk with the song
WRONG
Today or tomorrow we are going to be clowns again
Nintendo direct
Direct to the circus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIPMElfHncM this is peak
This began in 2014. This video began February 26, 2023.
10 years from initial start, and 20 months since this video was first being conceptualized, the longest, most exhausting project I have ever made, and one of the most exhausting I will ever make, is finally… FINALLY complete.
This was truly a devastatingly time and life consuming projec...
you
I'm not
waiting for a train
I got break this week
also the waiting isn't even that bad
switch 2 news this week
ok i believe you
https://leakpress.net/2024/10/74/ to cover up lay offs
i dont know how to read this
'we laid off everyone' there
who we
nintendaddy
Nintendo laying off people?
Idk dude
Seems unlikely
They basically never do that
Its for Mario Club
Idk
well its happening
I'm firing Kirb
I quit
you will miss out on severance
I QUIT
history of what
World war 3
My ass busy
I thought I had a test today but I don't think I actually do so that's good
now you will study right
Nerd
why is your uni so chill
Wdym
you have time to job to make fakes and to do uni stuff
i am NOT a nerd and i do NOT have linux arch installed on my pc and i do NOT have many coding projects half complete
linux user detected
You play league
laughing protocol initiated
its just so much better than windows for daily use even if i have to do some terminal business there
hey guys
i have it on a vm for assignments 
Hey Andy
hi
since 2018 goddamn
@sinful flare
gm ssdisc
almost done with my t-60 helmet 
will go very well with the pipboy next month
true.....
holy shit i can actually see the glorious turkish flags on linux thats increidble
🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
turkishlander
🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
TRUE
Maşallah the whole chat is Türkiye
least turkish people
Turkey
goose
i sent my finland friend 1 hour of turkish propoganda
MY EYES
hungary mentioned
Welcome to Parkour Hell!
Pakistan and India and Bangladesh and shit
Hungary is just Christian Turks
I failed...
In 50 years you’ll get to try again
Chat today I got jumped by 7 people at school
@sinful flare do you approve this Shawarma?
Why
Hollow Knight fan
it should be a kebab
My friend as a joke said everyone jump Daud or smth
and people thought he was being serious or smth
Here we call it Shawarma
so yeah I got jumped
Hollow knight is actually turkey reference
I believe it
İf you used Türkiye flag they wouldnt dare
Thet don't respect our own country let alone Turkiye
Hornet colors: Red and White
Turkey flag colors: Red and White
Where are you from
With that logic Hornet is Canadian
Zimbabwe
But Türkiye better than canada
british + independence + splitting of atoms or something
TÜRKİYE CONQUER GREENLAND 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
You're missing the manslaughter
and the British being assholes
and Pakistan being assholes
and India being assholes
and basically everyone being a piece of shit
I'm tired...
Am I one...
No you're clear
yeah when India gained independence from British rule there was a mass migration of Hindus into India and Muslims into West Pakistan and East Pakistan (now Bangladesh)
and many many people died
and then a few years after our founder died everything went to shiiiiit
But yeah I have to learn everything that happened starting from the Decline to the Mughal Empire to Modern Relations with other Countries and it's oh so very depressing

grubs are turks
grub
grup
Grup is a turkish word
April 6 2025 trust
💀
2026 and 2027 are too close to 2028
We're closer to 2028 than 2023
Let that sink in
2028 😇🧼
where's that fruity tag
?tag fruity
No tag fruity found.
Homophobia
Can we talk about how spin boost is the most worthless ability in a 2d Metroid game? It’s a double jump so cool and that except you get space jump (infinite jumps) literally 20 minutes later
?tag lgbt
No tag lgbt found.
No we can not
?tag info fruity
No tag fruity found in category info.
I love the background details in the silksong trailee
Trailer
Its such a drastic improvement
shit looks wonderful
?tag window
No tag window found.
if you like tyler the creator you are gay
?tag lgbtq
No tag lgbtq found.
fucked up
?tag fun lgbtq
i think i finally understand why the wait is getting desperate
Imagine not knowing ?tag fun lgbtq
hat kid
Haven’t tried nyakuza
Seal the deal is just absurdly hard
(I’ve played like one level)

I wonder if Silksong will have anything like the Path of Pain
Or pantheon of hallownest
Pantheon of Pharloom
isn’t silksong gonna be hollow knight but faster
Silksong is gonna mirror the exploration loop to a degree and expand/rework the combat and platforming
A lategame platforming challenge would be sorely missed if it wasn’t available
They don’t need to re-add the pantheons as a bossrush challenge, but a means to refight bosses (godseeker mode) would be extremely welcome
they go sekiro style and just have the refights be hornets memory of the fight
maybe, yeah
Yup
Wait really
Theres more than one dream nails?
i dont think so?
My way of passing time
-# (on accident)
Aight
I will sorely miss the ability to read minds
i just hate when my ice cream is filled my my inner demons
Ngl a part of me is scared that silksong will be another cyberpunk 2077 situation
some part of me is telling me thst
I mean Hornet having a voice does somewhat account for the missing dialogue options
Ik its stupid
it wouldnt make sense for hornet to get a dreamnail though, since only really hallownest had access to the dream realm?
There's no reason to think that
what was unique about the moth tribe
They were pacifists
Splitting the veil is rare but its not unique to the moth tribe
dreamgun when
BRRRRRR
it will
wdym
it just will
Silksong isn't an open world FPS 3D game with reused unity assets
HELLO🇹🇷🇹🇷
stop making me dread for that outcome
I get filled with joy every time I see this gif
He’s so funny
🍅🍅🍅
why did he DO that (I know why he did that)
This ones even bettee
it does use unity though lol
🇹🇷
Same
This is just too funny
TÜRKİYE BETTER 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
this bit isn't funny and has never been funny
doesn’t clear kendrick screaming clip unfortunately
i dont think he's joking
I'm making the charitable assumption
It's not funny Turkey is no joke
İm not joking
Türkiye best country, 🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺👍💪
I mean it's unfunny or insufferable
i think it's a little insane
Nobody asked
it nourishes me
Is the TURKEY POPULATION DECLINING? (Conservation Corner EP. 1)
You're like a vampire
Tammo real
i did
Shoutout to that one room in the deep docks demo that has 2 bell guard guys in it and nothing else
Goated game design
this chat is the reason why i have gifs disabled
discord needs to let us like block individuals' ability to embed things
real
Hello chat, I trust we’re having intelligent conversation and/or engaging in witty humor and not spamming the same gifs and jokes
and separate from the block function
The block function is so useless lol
it's fine if you just don't click on the show message thing
I think block functions should also mail a concrete block towards the blockee. Specifically at high velocities. At the window.
With full force
didn't know the postal service did that nowadays
Im talking 85 kilometers per hour
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from distributing projectile-based retribution
maybe if they did that they'd actually turn a profit 
What if you're blocking them just to let them know that you definitely don't care and that you're cool and won the argument and they aren't worth your time and you don't care
Then clicking the show message is inconvenient
then you're dumb and I'm blocking you now
drama alert 
Guys,,, stop fighting 😢
don't care
is that the wind 
i have 4 friends and you're not one of them!!!
i'm better than to engage in such petty arguments
shut up
You’re all tearing this family apart 
every 40 messages i send a
worthy message
pico haha
WAIT it GETS A NEW ARM?!
Erm, yeah? I haven’t even played ultrakill and I know v2 gets a green arm thingy,,, skill issue ig
Wait did I just do a spoiler

Don’t kill me
get this any a shrue

justice for tammo
Is hornet void
what happened to tammo
idk 
banned
he got muted/gen 
genuine
a grave injustice wtf
neat leaking dms
wait it literally happened 20 minutes ago 
yes it was i who warned tammo
based on the writing i know exactly which mod did it
or was this a previous incident
true
yes
we should all boycott this server
I know you can't be toxic but can you be venomous?
Can I ask you a question
Alas, it seems that although the beast can make words, it cannot create meaningful responses when prompted; further observation is required but this does not bode well for productive communication with the beast.
The beast like isaac
can't even joke these days cancel culture amirite
Chat
welcome back tammo
How do you still have the new knight role
i hope u learned ur lesson and will become a productive memeber of the server
Because im new
Id believe them tbh
DIED OCTOBER 2024
BORN OCTOBER 2024
WELCOME BACK TAMMO
for compensation, i think zal gives a free month of nitro
magic
i ommited the mods decision
Anika is like TC's alt account iirc
Tammo is embedded in a vast server political corruption machine?? Wtf???
I said magic not my vast web of conspiracy which does also exist 
No political corruption is like silksong
A dream

(/j guys)
Silksong is real
Hollow Knight Rick of rain?
Sorry, magic isn’t real, a wise old wizard told me so, and we all know wise old wizards are like, REALLY smart
Also you didn’t see he said web, reinforcing his TC propaganda
If this old wizard said magic isnt real, how was he even considered a wizard in the first place 🤔?
wizard at basketball
Edino git gud team 2
The beast does seem to be at least somewhat aware of its surroundings, responding to certain stimuli and incorporating some vocabulary spoken by others, but it still fails to create statements of any significant grammatical structure or meaning in general. In-depth conversation still seems out of the question for the time being, but perhaps communication isn’t as hopeless as previously though. Perhaps the beast can be taught to create statements that gradually increase in complexity? Much observation and testing still required.
Pondering my orb (basketball)
pondering my tube (not basketball)
ew celeste
Perhaps speaking to the beast regarding topics for which its vocabulary refers to can encourage more bilateral “conversation”? Commencing testing now.
What is your opinion on 2018 platformer Celeste
@ kirbstar
Me daily
Bad
I AM A SCIENTIST!! YOU SHALL NOT DENIGRATE ME!!!
@marsh ibex Kill them with a rock
There are too many kings on the mod team
let me rest
Mods kill Joker with a rock
Depends on which rock
What is the new person being annoying or something
Yeah
Yeah
I think we should ban all annoying members
you don’t need to spam nonsense, read #rules-and-info
can't we kill people with rocs for a day just to be fresh and interesting
I think new knights should be muted until they lose the role
birds are devils
birds are peak
roc's odyssey lets go
saw a heron the other day
Although trying to engage conversation as in my previous experiments seems to have failed, it does seem to be able to understand threats to its safety and respond with the expected emotions. The beast can understand the words others speak; this is massive.
Birds are government drones
Nuh-uh
Birds aren't real
What if cranes (the construction equipment) were called herons instead
Wdym free food
Throw spear at bird for 0 stones price
Use a spear instead then??
Punchline thief
I was first
spears cost a stone and a stick and you do not want to know what sticks cost
You invaded my mind
Skill issue
(It costs going outside and finding a stick)
Sacrificing my child so a god can drop a stick on my head
Killing 2 birds with around 4-5 stones
Also you can make a speak without a rock, just sharpen the stick, learn to hustle and save costs
Me signing up for another uni semester that will crush my spirits: 
Maybe if you get other forms of alcohol you’ll lose less spirits
Just don't go to college
Be homeless
A box can be surprisingly comfortable
Speaking from experience
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969
Enter the workforce, die of corporate negligence
Close your eyes
Or turn around
I'm just gonna become an electrician tbh, my best friend's dad is part of the union
Damn 20 hours per semester? Thats great
Engineers when there's engines ig idk what they do
Underrated feature of electrician work : increased access to makeshift means to cook turkey
Engineers when the engine is near
Peak
Engineers get to place turrets all day and have life play itself idk it sounds great
True
The engineer, is engihere
Omg Wdym you gonna be building sentries and shit
Engineers when they get to repeatedly hit some metal with a wrench
Dispenser goin up 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
My good friend, I, the heavy weapons guy, would greatly appreciate if you could place a dispenser in this location.
hello
Were you dropped as a child
what
No way is that the number representing an empty quantity
The beast ultimately does not seemed deterred from threats in the long term
I remember seeing that gif in a tutorial on how to throw rocks at homeless people
ok so,i'm listening to the new tyler album,and it's peak,simply peak
we used to not have the number 0. Think how much better life would've been back then
Mychest
welcome to awesome vlog: halloween edition
Ew twitter
It yoess
Aluo redirecting children to bad places smh,can we ban this guy

Erm do you mean X 🤓
Stop being old
Myspace
Everything stops hurting
that’s not an old person thing
See, it was a double-edged sword. Because there was no concept of zero once upon a time, everyone had at least one instance of any given thing. This sounds great, because it means that you always have at least one dollar to buy something with, stuff like that. But it also means everyone also had at least one tumor.
Like a place to put your items in
When the crystal is dark
Yeah but everyone had at least one tumor removal
They cancel eachother out
Yes but everyone has at least one stage of diabetes
Yes but everyone had at least 1 day to live
At least one case of every disease in earth, in fact
And experienced at least once case of medical malpractice, you can see what zero eventually had to be made
Everyone has experienced at least one beheading
Thats just the consequence of everyone having a doctorate
yeah,i'm actually just the number 0,when i die,i don't know what happens,but it's gonna be bad
Ultrakill ☹️
oh yeah true no one was 0 back then
So everytime someone was born time just skipped ahead one year
Try not to die, I’d greatly appreciate that 🙏

Wait does that mean women would have to squeeze out whole ass one year olds
That’s kinda disgusting
Is that the guy from fortnite
Really painful as well
Or 1 second olds?
Yeah im todo
Are you at gun point
is this smash bros
Jоkе’s оn γоυ І gоt nоn-еnglіsh kеγbоаrds
that's blazblue
smash bros knockoff I see
Ew
mid bros
Just play guilty gear smh

"just play guilty gear smh" MY GUY,HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW DIZZY MOVES? SHE'S JUST ZONER SLAYER,GUILTY GEAR SUCKS AT BALANCING
girl r u okay
Mods force him to watch Masahiro Sakurai on Creating Games's entire Game Concepts series
Idk haven’t played in 2 years
unholy joining of words
<@&283547423706447872> they've been spamming for a while even after being told to stop
Just don’t spin around a lot and get dizzy then? Don’t see the problem smh
NOOOO not the flinkza alt
too bad
let em know queen
was that like
Ok ok stop spamming guys
predictive text or something
typical weebs
because nothing they said made any sense ever
because spammers are known for being the height of eloquence?
I think its just trying to be quirky and random
I was gonna respond to this message with predictive text but it was gonna something like “I don’t know what to do with my life right now” and now I’m sad
Shut up ligmaist
hiiii sucy
if you combined the two nothing would change
Google synonym
why are your name and stupid two different words
what's happening?
You will recall our names
because the yahve different meanings
mostly because they mean different things have different etymologies etc etc
Ok I’d argue there’s a slight deference, like for me eloquent is for speaking/writing and stuff, but elegant is more aesthetic/artistic, if I’d have to split hairs
minor spelling mistake
eloquence is always elegant
The Yahve
Who's the yahve
but elegance is not always eloquence
Me
False
I'd argue that's pretty major tbh
We should have the ability to mute for major spelling mistakes I think
I’m not asexual though
Honestly “The Yahve” could go hard as fuck as some sort of title in a fantasy setting
but that's also a different word 
You clearly aren't orace either
How would they pronounce it
You never know
I’d prolly just say “yahv” or maybe “ya-veh” sumn idk
I’d say I like the “yahv” pronunciation slightly more
Ceaser legion better
Horrible crop on mobile
isn't ncr the fallout thing
Caesar is home
thought it said north carolina ngl 
minor spelling mistake
Major opinion mistake
TRUE
Wait who's north carolina imnew
North Carolina ( KARR-ə-LY-nə) is a state in the Southeastern region of the United States. It is bordered by Virginia to the north, the Atlantic Ocean to the east, South Carolina to the south, Georgia to the southwest, and Tennessee to the west. The state is the 28th-largest and 9th-most populous of the United States. Along with South Carolina,...
wretched state I've never been to
I feel like pronouncing it the latter would lead to some confusion
i always do Yes man or NCR because i don't like hurting innocents actually
nah,this is the legion fanbase
i don't like hurting innocents actually
Why, is there some sort of reference I’m missing
a... pretty significant one 
they always say the same shit it's honestly kinda of impressing that they have one braincell
WHAT DID I DO 
judeo christian god 
Ohhh
and muslim
ok dad
and my axe! 😂
-guy who just broke his axe
☹️
Ncr fans „morally correct”…mf I don’t play games to follow the law I play games to shoot people square in the head and loot their corpse as I listen to the radio
I dunno the name of the three, I wanted to use something that wasn’t abrahamic religions
abrahamic is the correct term
this is why I hate linguists
games where the hero is a sadistic psychopath but is still technically fighting for the greater good are the best though
Like Wilds Link
Me when I lie
Depends on mood
OK but link is some sort of twisted version of Emmet
This is divine retribution ordained by the deities
also,fun fact:the legion still has taxes
Isaac is a sadistic psychopath
Ew
koroks probly dont even taste good, who cooks a salad
Nvm I hate legion
so,if you truly don't want taxes,JOIN THE YES MAN AGENDA
They used to be flesh children
there are plenty of veggies that are good cooked
Ok
What if there was a game
tammo is unmuted 
Also Link is the mf who took down 3 lynels and dozens of bokoblins with nothing but the master sword
I just lost the game
blud wasn't even using a shield. Thats probably why Hyrule fell 100 years ago
alrighty protien, thats a meal
Which game
the game
is warriors canon because if so 
I mean a shield would’ve eventually broken from the sheer number of guardians then
I loved old Zelda theories ngl
not with good timing it wouldn't
“With nothing but [weapon literally called the blade of evil’s bane]” smh
…Nothing but the most powerful melee weapon in hyrule?
Wait who's Zelda I'm new
The one where Link was dead and you fight his corpse was peak
“Most powerful melee weapon”
the fucking koloktos sword:
And the Ben Drowned creepypasta was fire
It’s the sword guy from legend of Zelda
Bow of light one shots (evil) god I don’t wanna hear it
Master Sword is cracked but it requires immense skill to use
Skyward Sword remake where we get to keep a koloktos sword 🔥 🔥
it’s not the most powerful melee weapon in either botw or totk
the master sword's main thing isn't even being a potent conventional weapon it's being the equivalent of a garlic infused sword for vampire hunting
Princess Zelda[e] is a character in Nintendo's The Legend of Zelda video game series.
I think more people should take note on how Link fuses the horns of his foes onto his weapons
Metal
Fuck me bro
Lynel gear that eventually breaks or can be frankenstiened to have higher dps doesn’t count
Discord
and can use gloom weapons
Zelda copied genshin impact
Everything in the game eventually breaks that’s a stupid rule to make
Real
Wrong. Octorok
also following that logic a nuke is weak because you can only use it once
That’s how it works
isn't Genshin the gacha game with the character named Raiden number 3000?
a nuke is weak because of mad
Raiden yeah, number 3000 im not sure
Speaking of stupid rules || why is it that we are told that the Master Sword bathing in sacred energy both repairs it and makes it stronger but in totk it only stays the same amount of fucking damage||
why not just nuke their pile of nukes
This is true, I once managed to take a nuclear blast and not even sweat. I’ll definitely die if I’m nuked a second time tho
are they stupid
Master sword could beat a nuke if the nuke was evil
Nukes are not evil
it's stronger in the way the master sword is strong and that's being anathema to ganon/dorf
Because if the signature weapon the hero of hyrule was actually doing its job, they wouldn’t need to have a weapon system
hey chat I had a nightmare for the first time in forever
Congrats
was it big scary and pink
What if I wrote “scary evil nuke” on its side tho
Admit it, Nintendo nerfed link
no they did not 
smash bros?
Maybe not the ones you’ve met
link mid af
no but i did wake up in a cold sweat 🙂
does ultrahand and zonai devices seem like a nerf
that’s stupid because it only gets buffed when in the presence of phantom ganons and that’s like, to the level of the old jJksixfffffgff
Flurry rushes and bullet time alone are absolutely cracked and only really rivaled by Zelda 1 Link also having crazy reflexes
I didn’t say he was weak, I said he’s weaker than what he canonically is
do you remember what happened last time 
idk it broke because hylia sucks at making weapons
it's plot stronger not mechanically stronger (though the fact that other weapons are weaker in general does sorta bump it up)
Fi fell off
Talk to me when you see old Links blowing up enemies with a bomb shield all while laughing and enjoying himself and then freezing the entire battlefield
why are you projecting
so hard
Yeah i know, I can do that too
won't even get off her lazy ass to just do all the fighting for you
hey listen!
erm hyrule warriors
Fi became alcoholic, SAD!
the funny implication of ||ghirahim and fi being the same type of thing is that she could absolutely have soloed most of skyward sword for you if she wanted||
The master sword is op as shit it’s just eepy because Nintendo likes lego
Hylia’s on lunch break
Nintendo knows whats up
I mean
building stuff is so fun
Skyward Sword but Link doesn’t stick the landing when going to the surface first time and now Fi has to carry on from there
she seems way more tied and stuck in sword form than ghirahim is
Why would I kill a bokoblin when I could put him in the flying hydralic press
like she has a body projection and shit
I mean it wouldn't make any plot sense for her to do shit since the entire point is to be a trial for link 
does she even have hands
sucks to suck
Let me be funny ok
Honestly ghirahim kinda sucks as a sword tbh
y;roue never funny 🫃
Yeah they’re just really tiny
like yeah demise made his dark copy of the master sword but it doesn’t have any special hero’s bane properties
as opposed to the master sword
fi rex
bro is a fraud
im sorry average cringer that was mean 
Is that the guy who kept licking his lips
Yup
It’s ok, what matters is that you realized your mistake and grew from it 🫂
link looks genuinely disturbed
“Ew what the FUCK DUDE?”
What did girahim mean by this
Freaky ass dude
SS link has actual emotions 
CEASE
Can’t wait to see them in the live action movie
tbf his fights are actually pretty fun
