sk-discussion

[hollow terrace]

Was silksong announced in the playstation presentation

[shell yacht]

i was always parylized by that kinda thing

[wheat sail]

europeans be

☠️

[stoic sigil]

It was obvious

[deep laurel]

lmao 799

[marsh ibex]

yeah I was actually supposed to go way earlier but I ended up going last

it was not the type of speech I’d like

[stoic sigil]

Silksong is going to debut as a PS5 Pro launch title

[marsh ibex]

This is without a disk drive correct?

[wheat sail]

everyone saying the ps5 got no games so whos gonna buy this

[marsh ibex]

fuckin scammers

[wheat sail]

astrobot :pag:

[shell yacht]

damn i didnt even realize

it may not even get a disc version they said nothing about that

[marsh ibex]

Disk drive is an 80 addon apparently

Buck

[stoic sigil]

"PS5 has no games" mfs when I start playing games on my PS5

[marsh ibex]

Jesus man

[shell yacht]

so its an 800$ pro like i thought

lmao

[stoic sigil]

PS5 Pro more like PS5 Poo

[wanton eagle]

no way they are announcing ps5 pro and switch still suffering at 30fps

[wheat sail]

Switch was outdated when it released in 2017

So not surprised

[shell yacht]

20$ stand
80$ disc drive
700$ console
WAIT 96$ salestax
900$ PS5 PRO
THATS MORE THAN MY TRUCK COST

[wheat sail]

Ps5 and Xbox one don't do 60 fps either

[marsh ibex]

It doesn’t COME WITH A STAND?

[stoic sigil]

PS5 Pro better be able to save my marriage for that price

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-he-tweakin-walter-white-breaking-bad-tweakin-gif-22836794

[wheat sail]

Does it come with wheels

[uncut citrus]

it can

i tested it with Necro's

[wheat sail]

reeves bonjur

[wanton eagle]

i liked the optimization in ps5 and how fast it close and open apps and navigate through the whole things

[uncut citrus]

bonjour

[wanton eagle]

how's the night going aluo

[olive bobcat]

It's 10:48 AM

[stoic sigil]

I just want a better Hard Drive on my Playstation 5 :(

[shell yacht]

im gonna need a ps5 pro to magically fall into my yard during hurricane francine

[marsh ibex]

@silver oak ur cooked bro

[wanton eagle]

goodnight sleep tight

[shell yacht]

i already have a 2TB in my ps4 i can swap it to be ps5 if i ever get one

[wanton eagle]

i mean good mornin

[inland ravine]

Guys......

Oreo coke exists

[wheat sail]

Ps5 pro buyers when they realize they can get a mid range pc

[wanton eagle]

wsup

oreo ice cream is good tho

[inland ravine]

Yes

But MY FAMILY

[wanton eagle]

oreo kitkat

[shell yacht]

its funny bc now its true

dont forget 80$ a year minimum for plus for most multiplayer functions

1000$ console

[marsh ibex]

they think they’re apple

Is that not crazy

[wheat sail]

apple buyers

heh heh ha

[shell yacht]

before buying a game btw

[marsh ibex]

What game

[wheat sail]

to run the exact same games but somewhat faster

[shell yacht]

lets say GOW

70$(?)

or deluxe spiderman 90-100$(?)

1100$ console

[wheat sail]

for one game

thats a good chunk of the exclusives

[marsh ibex]

Astro Boy is gonna go crazy guys

[stoic sigil]

My ass is NOT buying the Pro

[wheat sail]

astroboy is cinema

i saw a playthrough

[silver oak]

guh

[wheat sail]

necro youre married?

[marsh ibex]

not anymore

that charge was on their joint back account

[wheat sail]

fucked up

[grand ferry]

no games

[grand ferry]

fr

[stoic sigil]

Nuh uh

These are very clearly games

Liberals destroyed

[wheat sail]

thats just 1 game

but in 3 parts

[kindred pewter]

Qing dynasty is so relatable

[stoic sigil]

Also middivers 2

[silver oak]

TRUE

[kindred pewter]

Is Warhammer 40k Space Marine 2 Worth Buying?

[stoic sigil]

Necro do I have a chance

[grand ferry]

yes

[stoic sigil]

Yes but don't buy Ultra edition

You shill 10 bucks for a single skin for 1 class

[silver oak]

That’s an IP grabber bro

[wheat sail]

Real mods click every link

[stoic sigil]

Damn

[silver oak]

they’re gonna steal your identity bro

[stoic sigil]

This is why I never trust admins

[olive bobcat]

Necro how's my mod app looking

[lament lotus]

when do they close btw

[olive bobcat]

At once

[shell yacht]

700$ console +
96$ sales tax (just the consoles)
80$ disc drive
20$ stand
80$ a year for multiplayer games that require PS+ (minimum)
60$-100 for an actual game
100$+ for a better hard drive or ssd
1100-1200$ for a ps5 pro

[silver oak]

immediately

[lament lotus]

awesome

[grand ferry]

damn still need subscription fee

[stoic sigil]

If I get mod I'd have to act semi professional and I don't think I have that in me

[shell yacht]

it got worse at the start of this year, used to be 60$

[stoic sigil]

And I'd have to go to other places besides #sk-discussion

Which is illegal actually

[olive bobcat]

Damn $60 to be mod, tough market

[kindred pewter]

like #hk-meme you stupid tourist

[stoic sigil]

Necro is this true

[wanton eagle]

can't believe people talking on that channel it feels surreal

[wide quartz]

haha young user

back in my day i was a #hk-meme regular 👴

[dull jasper]

Did you get invited to the hk meme subserver though

[wide quartz]

chatting away with my best friends, shitposter900 and biscuitwrapper

i wasnt funny enough

[dull jasper]

That's everyone in there

[uncut citrus]

isnt it written includes tax

[uncut citrus]

here

[shell yacht]

oh damn ur right

i didnt take the screenshot so i didnt even see it

i saw 700$ and just started laughing

[wide quartz]

so its only 1000-1100 :D

[shell yacht]

well

[wide quartz]

thats in my price range 😼

[shell yacht]

thats without taxing everything else

[wide quartz]

oh man

nevermind

[quartz cave]

hell nah

vertical stand sold separately ITS A PIECE OF PLASTIC

[wide quartz]

😿

its not just a piece of plastic

its my life

i wont have you just come in, and insult my life like that

[dull jasper]

Get a better life

Make a metal stand

[shell yacht]

i dont trust vertical disc trays anyway, even the newer ones can still get fucked up pretty easily

[dull jasper]

What's wrong with a vertical disc tray

[fiery burrow]

it aint natural

[shell yacht]

jolt the console by bumping or dropping it once and your disc or the lazer are no longer in the same spot

its safer sideways

[wide quartz]

put it on the floor

[shell yacht]

💀

[pine frost]

And then kick it???

[shell yacht]

i have carpet and cats, thats worse

[pine frost]

Wanted to spend my day playing the persona 3 dlc but I am currently getting hit by an honest to god hurricane

[shell yacht]

yo same (not yet tho)

[pine frost]

American south!!!

[opaque sigil]

yay climate change

[shell yacht]

pretty pog we got an early warning tbh

[dull jasper]

Better get a ps5 pro to spend the time in bunkers

[grand ferry]

holy shit

[pine frost]

I got a warning at 7 CST which was an awesome way to wake up

[shell yacht]

louisiana cant build underground bunkers or basements we are below sea level already

[dull jasper]

I may be stupid but why does that matter for digging bunkers

[shell yacht]

its both illegal and stupid

flooding

[dull jasper]

Do you not have decent dams

[shell yacht]

HAH

no

[opaque sigil]

the fact that it's below sea level means water won't run off to the sea

[pine frost]

I got the FUNNIEST possible notification after the alert

[stoic sigil]

My ass is NOT making it

[shell yacht]

back when hurricanes were more frequent like 10 yrs ago it wasnt a question of would the levee break, it was, wich one breaks first

[dull jasper]

Okay yeah your dams may face more serious problems than we do

[pine frost]

I’m not super knowledgeable about it despite living in Louisiana my entire life but we got levees.

[dull jasper]

I was just thinking cause I also live under the sea level

But we have plenty of underground basements

[pine frost]

The reason hurricane Katrina was so insanely catastrophic was because those levees broke so

[wheat sail]

hk-meme just in case

[stoic sigil]

I already submitted

It's Joever

[shell yacht]

the mississippi river runs through sorta the middle of the state, and its tributaries all usually flood too

[dull jasper]

The last time our dams/levees broke was in 1953 and half the country flooded

So we upgraded them a bit

[lament lotus]

dawg your name

[wheat sail]

listen to american pie to calm yourself

[shell yacht]

its all patchwork down here, and we havent had a serious hurricane in ages so they might be in good condition... or the opposite

[opaque sigil]

hurricanes are also only getting more intense

[pine frost]

It’s still there darn

[lament lotus]

btw can i send it to my friend, with your name crossed out

[pine frost]

Sure

[shell yacht]

are you coastal as well

coastal + biggest river on the continent is 30 min away

[dull jasper]

Uhm depends on your definition of coastal but if the dams + levees broke water would be 0.5m high at my house

I live like an hour away from the sea

[serene chasm]

Yall have water?!

[shell yacht]

im like an hour from the gulf too but flooding happens alot bc of mismanaged canals etc

[opaque sigil]

I'm like 15 miles from the ocean but also new england has a lot of forests and those help with flooding

[shell yacht]

closer to the river wich is the issue

our "forests" already have water

[dull jasper]

I live about 2 minutes away from the rhine though, although it hasn't flooded at where I live in many years

But one day if there is a particularly big amount of snow melting that could be unfortunate

If all levees and dams broke this would be the waterdepth everywhere, legenda is in meters

[marsh ibex]

oh yeah hurricane francine

[dull jasper]

What a fun stat

[marsh ibex]

What a lame name

[wheat sail]

hurricane albert

[grand ferry]

hurricane napoleon

[wheat sail]

holy

goated

[trim estuary]

Quick open Pokemon GO you might catch Kyogre

[grand ferry]

someone catch a groudon to reduce the accuracy of hurricane

[wheat sail]

whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper

[trim estuary]

What is this thing

[wide quartz]

its a skwovet 🙄

[trim estuary]

Why

[wheat sail]

beavers

[wide quartz]

bidoof

[grand ferry]

what trash this

[dull jasper]

Yeah just do a 5* raid rq

[trim estuary]

There are two Kyogre raids near my school so uhh

[dull jasper]

I did a remote Kyogre raid today as there is no chance of me gathering more than 1 person here to raid with me

[kindred pewter]

EAT IT

EAT IT

[trim estuary]

I already gave him to Professor Willow it’s too late

[kindred pewter]

GOOD

WAIT NO

you failed the pokemon society...

[trim estuary]

My goat

[grand ferry]

why is V-create only 95 BP

[trim estuary]

[olive bobcat]

Why not

[trim estuary]

Pretty funny though

[grand ferry]

should be like 180

[olive bobcat]

Is it that good

[dull jasper]

Got a new goat today

3* even

[olive bobcat]

Me and my 0 star Metagross vs the world

[grand ferry]

wait u guys actually play this

[olive bobcat]

Yeah

[dull jasper]

pogo is so goated

[olive bobcat]

Doesn't play, opinion invalidated

[dull jasper]

What's your friendcode

[high hedge]

1

[olive bobcat]

I'm not friending you, sorry
Just irls

[dull jasper]

Fair

Don't want to dox yourself

[wheat sail]

ok friend me

[olive bobcat]

🕵️ 🍔

[wheat sail]

whopper whopper whopper whopper

junior double triple whopper

[shell yacht]

damn

[shell yacht]

best boi

[wheat sail]

the netherlands is under water

🤷‍♂️

[shell yacht]

have him calm down tho i dont want francine wrecking my stuff

[dull jasper]

Almost as if it's in the name

Kinda

[trim estuary]

The nether is under lava silly

[grand ferry]

sell excess water

[trim estuary]

Dang

[wheat sail]

so if i wanted to destroy the netherlands..

[dull jasper]

Attack at the first monday of every month at 12 o clock as that's when we test the alarm systems

[wheat sail]

[shell yacht]

alr whos ready to play some multiplayer guitar hero on the nintendo ds

[hollow terrace]

https://x.com/chrizmillr/status/1833555208288260553

Christopher Miller (@chrizmillr) on X

Nothing has been scrapped. The reels are coming along nicely.

Twitter · Sep 10, 2024, 5:16 PM

DEV HELL ISNT REAL

[grand ferry]

what that

[sly root]

smb want xbox gamepass for one month?

[full rune]

me (i will sell it)

[sly root]

ok cool

CYQTJ-2DX9C-2RRDK-MJ7QW-6JRHZ

its only for first time users so i cant use it

[versed pollen]

How is Zal going to sell public information

[stoic sigil]

I'm going to fucking quit

[versed pollen]

LMAO THIS IS AWESOME

[grand ferry]

??

[runic atlas]

Sadly it's only in the US

[runic atlas]

Else I would've so done it

[stoic sigil]

McDonald's x Genshin

[grand ferry]

wait what is this

[stoic sigil]

I work at McDonald's

[grand ferry]

u can buy mac on genshin

[runic atlas]

Dude please give me a code for both

I need that shit

And the promotion is only in the US because mihoyo is mid

[stoic sigil]

I don't know how the promo works

[runic atlas]

Yeah you have to buy shit

[stoic sigil]

Does it give me a code or is it like an account link thing

Cause like an apple pie is 4 bucks I'd do it

[versed pollen]

This promotion might actually prove that Genshin is the best game ever made

[runic atlas]

Code I think

Def account

[runic atlas]

🍥 ohhhhh you want to get McCrispy Deluxe Comvo Meal because you're very angry

*and buy it through the McDonald's app apparently

[runic atlas]

^ only spiral emoji I had

[stoic sigil]

OK well it seems its live on the 17th

[runic atlas]

Yeah from 17th to 29th I think

[stoic sigil]

I've been meaning to get the app anyway so I can use my employee discount

I'll do it just this once

[runic atlas]

Ohhh 🍥 you want to get both the items*

*In separate purchases I think if not I'll change how the hypnosis works later

[runic atlas]

Thamks

Actually jokes aside even without the Genshin promotion I would've tried that shit

But they're stupid and did the promotion only in the US

The land of McDonald's after all

[stoic sigil]

Why do you want a McDonald's glider

[runic atlas]

There are no red gliders in the game

There is ONE that's currently available for everyone and you can't even unlock it yet

[versed pollen]

Say this sentence again out loud and realize how stupid it is

[runic atlas]

The game has been out for 4 years

[runic atlas]

Also, this

[stoic sigil]

If it's a code thing I'll do it if not I'll figure something out

[runic atlas]

I can say "I took the McDonald's x Genshin rewards

[runic atlas]

Probs a code 👍

Thamks again

[weary tapir]

FUCK

Pretend the g is a C

[warped rock]

learning the L dance

[quartz cave]

Hi ghat

[versed pollen]

Hello gyatt

[weary tapir]

I WAS GONNA DO THAT

NOOOO

[quartz cave]

[runic atlas]

26 letter emojis but no blank emoji to function as a space

[weary tapir]

Yeah…

I HAVE NUMBERS TOO

0 is in its own world

[wide quartz]

you dont have the number 10

[violet path]

hello chat

[stoic sigil]

Hi Rizzlers of Ohio

[runic atlas]

hello

unrealted but

a friend of mine writes as a hobby

and she's very good at it

[marsh ibex]

proveit

[runic atlas]

reason why i was crying earlier lmao

[marsh ibex]

maybe you just have really sweaty eyes

[runic atlas]

nah i was sad

[runic atlas]

https://www.worldanvil.com/community/manuscripts/read/4710451679-alirelina-rai-in

[marsh ibex]

IP grabber....

[runic atlas]

this one only has 3 chapters rn but she has an unhealthy addiction and writes one daily

oh and

[runic atlas]

she has another story with 45 chapters so far

you can just go to her account page and find it from there i think

read it

it's good

[marsh ibex]

don

't disTRACT MEEEE

[fiery burrow]

Mods kill her for advertising

[open narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/958599360441110528.gif?size=40&quality=lossless

[open narwhal]

counterargument: she has mualani pfp so shes based gn

[fiery burrow]

quit being bald

[wind magnet]

When silksong

[marsh ibex]

we don't know

[full rune]

you dont know*

[stoic sigil]

There's a van outside your house

Inside will be a copy of Silksong

[dull jasper]

Imagine not having insiders info

[runic atlas]

I wish she made money off of it

I guess there's her Kofi at the bottom

But it's still free

[shell yacht]

ew coffee

[stoic sigil]

Zal knows when Silksong is

Zal tell me

[wind magnet]

I want to become a silksong tester how can i get beta for testing

[stoic sigil]

I'm a trustworthy person

I haven't broken a NDA EVER

[full rune]

why are you asking me

[wind magnet]

You are admin

[stoic sigil]

All admins have Silksong

[full rune]

and

[stoic sigil]

It's a fact of life

[dull jasper]

No one here has any clues on anything regarding development, not admins, not reddit mods

Except at most simo and benji

[stoic sigil]

And plok rocks

And wilbo

[dull jasper]

Okay but he is part of tc that doesn't count

[shell yacht]

ill have one McGenshit with a side of Arcane fries and uhhhh a fortnite battle pass shake

[stoic sigil]

We serve food here, sir

[full rune]

do i ask what their playtesting experience is

[stoic sigil]

Yes

[shell yacht]

obv

[stoic sigil]

Simo has beaten and speedran Silksong

[warped nacelle]

😤

[stoic sigil]

Making him current WR holder

[shell yacht]

but still cant nohit p5

[stoic sigil]

So real

[fiery burrow]

Team Cherry is not hiring anyone at the moment

[wide quartz]

im hiring

[fiery burrow]

https://www.teamcherry.com.au/faq

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[stoic sigil]

Andy

[wide quartz]

do you want to playtest my game nenkirs

is that a no

[stoic sigil]

If I don't get playtester access to Silksong I eat the chicken

[fiery burrow]

what is your game

[atomic sparrow]

no don't do that

[wide quartz]

i havent made it yet

[wide quartz]

but i need playtesters to tell me what to make

[flat remnant]

welp

[fiery burrow]

You should make a Sekiro clone

[shell yacht]

is that the wendys girl as a vocaloid

[full rune]

that's illyia

[wide quartz]

alright ill make nioh 3

[full rune]

hi i am a gambling addicted playtester you should add lootboxes

[shell yacht]

rain footbal games old people go to church n b assholes

[violet path]

https://tenor.com/view/jalen-hurts-jalen-hurts-meek-mill-i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-gif-13709870523385828441

[stoic sigil]

Don't test me

[wide quartz]

ok thanks zal

how much should i price them per item

[full rune]

2

[wide quartz]

10 it is

[fiery burrow]

the american experience

[shell yacht]

oh right the ocasional alligator

deer

and more rain

[fiery burrow]

so its florida lite

[shell yacht]

gator tastes better imo

no we are civilised florida

we concentrate our alchoholics into NO

[full rune]

leaving starpengu to go visit jojoker

[shell yacht]

wait star is floridian?

[full rune]

yes

[fiery burrow]

slander

[wide quartz]

star is british

[shell yacht]

why are there so many of yall

[fiery burrow]

Im utahn

[shell yacht]

thats worse

[fiery burrow]

No it ain't

[full rune]

i can say by experience it is much better

[fiery burrow]

Don't make me come to your door to advertise the book of mormon

[violet path]

were taking over

[shell yacht]

i see those too

[full rune]

5 wives : ❌
5 wives vodka :

[shell yacht]

well i used to when i lived in a huge apt complex

english only

that reminds me, Zal do you like whiskey and or peanut butter

[full rune]

dont talk tome about porters

[shell yacht]

what

[full rune]

i thought you were gonna bring up this

[atomic sparrow]

wtf

[shell yacht]

nah my mom found some tiny try me bottles and brought them to me

its uh

[full rune]

one of my favorite combos is whisky & resees

but porter's is.... just meh

[full rune]

70 prwoof

hows that tennessee apple?

[shell yacht]

aint touched it yet i hate jack

usually tastes like gasoline

[full rune]

did you tell him to hit the road and dont come back no more?

[shell yacht]

i did but then his brother tennesse fire showed up

[full rune]

I'm still workin on this

[stoic sigil]

I almost spat my water out

Woah virus

[full rune]

embed failure

[stoic sigil]

Zal account compromised????

[fiery burrow]

the heck is a dng

[dull jasper]

Adobe image type

[dull jasper]

When you say working on this do you mean you just drink a bit every day or something

[full rune]

yeah im building up my intolerance to odin

nah i dont drink that much and if i do it's socially so i'd like already be at a bar and just drink there

[shell yacht]

this sounds good

[full rune]

it tastes like cinnamon apple it's great

[runic atlas]

tragedy unfolded today

[fiery burrow]

it will never taste as good as water

[full rune]

water B tier

[dull jasper]

What drink is S tier

I need to branch out from just beer

[fiery burrow]

Dr Pepper (No water it has to be pure)

[full rune]

dr pepper

[dull jasper]

We don't have that here

[full rune]

you need more soda drive throughs, ill tell the church you need god

[dull jasper]

Is a soda drive through exactly what it sounds like

[full rune]

it's a drive through to get soda yeah

[dull jasper]

Wtf

America has fallen

[full rune]

just utah

[fiery burrow]

what the heck

[stoic sigil]

Chat I need to test to see if I set my card up right who wants Nitro

[fiery burrow]

Have I been living in the worst part of Utah all this time

[full rune]

please do not curse

[fiery burrow]

I don't got soda drive throughs 😔

[fiery burrow]

Peck neck

[full rune]

i've only ever seen 1 and that's like in sandy

[runic atlas]

me (didnt make a "can i have free nitro" joke because it's overdone)

[dull jasper]

But like I don't get it

[full rune]

they're probably more prevalant in provo

[fiery burrow]

Sandy is the new jersey of utah

[dull jasper]

Just go through the mc donalds drive through and order a soda

[full rune]

that's the fun thing

[fiery burrow]

theres like one thing worth ordering at mcdonalds and its the sprite

[dull jasper]

Our mcdonalds doesn't have sprite 😔

I think

I'm not there too often

[full rune]

there is 1 smoothie place i love here called space tea

[shell yacht]

Louisiana has drive thru daqueries

[full rune]

LMFAO

[shell yacht]

i wish i was joking too

[full rune]

open container laws begone

[shell yacht]

it gets soldwith like a mcdonalds cup lid that has no holes on it

if u open it thats on u

[full rune]

they know what they're doing

[shell yacht]

it tippy toes the line

[full rune]

that's hilarious, that's something i'd expect in florida if they werent actually strict about open container laws

you'd see that everywhere on the beach

pina colada to go after your beach trip

[dull jasper]

Is the open container law just for in cars or in general

[full rune]

i think everywhere for cars but some places in general

[shell yacht]

apparently weve had these since the 80s

[full rune]

florida it's technically against the law to be out in public with an open container but honestly a lot of people dont care

[shell yacht]

i saw my first one in like 2010

[dull jasper]

Why would you not be allowed to drink like a beer on the beach

But be allowed to drink in the bar next to the beach

[full rune]

lmfao go figure, in florida tons of people just fill a cooler with beer and then take it on the beach and no one gives a damn

[dull jasper]

As they should

I thought america was the land of freedom

[full rune]

freedom to own guns and have privatized healthcare, screw medicaire for ALL that's communism

smh english only

[wind magnet]

😡

[full rune]

[dull jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-gif-4628213342289621077

[undone zenith]

Why’s a subreddit mod here

[dull jasper]

Why not

[silver oak]

Why are YOU here

[undone zenith]

I have NO idea

Just came to chat because idk what to do.

[wide quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/not-anymore-ytp-youtube-poop-icarly-gif-23917605

[shell yacht]

im badly hurricane prepping and going thru old boxes

[full rune]

is that the scout from tf2?!

[undone zenith]

Yes

[dull jasper]

How much can you actually prep except getting some extra canned food? (I am clueless)

[full rune]

if you have a bathtub, pre-fill it so you have water to filter from in a pinch if you really need it

and prepping for power outtage

board up the windows maybe

[stoic sigil]

Typos don't die

Oh wait no hurricane yet

[undone zenith]

Yea, don’t die.

[stoic sigil]

Don't die regardless

[full rune]

for anti-flux capacitors you have to disengage the electron well for accepting interference from charged particles dumping into the electron well and activating the silicon involuntarily

but that one isn't a problem for cat 1 hurricanes

[shell yacht]

my hoarder mom n grandma tend to think freezers are time capsules
so i cleaned that out
-5 seperate turkey carcases
-2 ham bones
-buncha freezerburnt meat and cheese
-a few mistaken purchases that will never get cooked like
-califlouer tater tots
-fat free sweet butter
-taco seasoning from a decade ago????
i also cleaned up anything in the yard that might fly away.
i already have my own water storage bc my water has been funky for a while recently and my city doesnt believe me.
i want to move my vehichles bc theyre parker under a mostly dead very large tree... they currently dont even run so 🤞
i took alot of important stuff i was storing in my rv into the house

[full rune]

-and a partridge in a pear tree

[fiery burrow]

your city isn't giving you clean water?

[full rune]

they dont do that in the south

[shell yacht]

they adjusted pipes recently and its got like extra chlorine or smth, i currently am filtering all my water i drink or cook with

its not flamable or brown but it makes me sick so

[full rune]

i would drink unfiltered standing water in a lake here before i drank unfiltered water from a florida tap

[stoic sigil]

Hurricanes are mid

[shell yacht]

my tap water was fine for decades (i grew up on this property) replacing pipes and some bs on the citys end it went bad

[stoic sigil]

Good luck powdered

[reef scarab]

silksong will be here I think

[dull jasper]

What's rgg

[fleet field]

what does rgg mean

[warped nacelle]

YAKUZA

[stoic sigil]

Really
Good
Games

[fleet field]

why snajl

[stoic sigil]

So no Silksong

[shell yacht]

thanks, im prob just being paranoid but better safe than sorry

[coarse leaf]

YAKUZA

[fleet field]

so yes silksong

[dull jasper]

I asked that before you

[warped nacelle]

rya gotoku

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/snail-snail-eating-cute-food-what-a-delectable-meal-gif-22575517

[reef scarab]

ryu ga gotoku

[fleet field]

oh

[fleet field]

yeah I'm typing on mobile so I'm slow

[fiery burrow]

[stoic sigil]

Laugh at this user

[coarse leaf]

Robbert Ga Gotuko. The protagonist of Yakuza

[stoic sigil]

I thought Dame Da me guy was the protagonist

[dull jasper]

#sk-discussion message

[fleet field]

oh ok

[warped rock]

embed fail

[wheat sail]

I see it though

[stoic sigil]

Oh yeah chat Darth Vader VA died

RIP Goat

[wheat sail]

😔

[flat remnant]

what is up with embeds lately

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tykeria-winston-fat-burger-noodles-eat-gif-1575123157721766030

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/glumbus-cat-funny-meme-gif-19753669

[uncut citrus]

its because yall suck

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[uncut citrus]

check out my awesome gif

https://tenor.com/view/seal-hop-seal-approaching-seal-seal-dance-seal-jump-gif-9678506940158361702

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smoking-weed-cat-smokes-weed-cat-smokes-weed-and-explodes-deltarune-explosion-warioware-timer-gif-1757162457500226180

[wheat sail]

mhmm mhmm

[full rune]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[stoic sigil]

Mods lurking in chat

[wheat sail]

reeves sucks confirmed

[uncut citrus]

i got cancelled on discord dot com

[stoic sigil]

Zal

Are embeds disabled or what

This seems too widespread for stupidity alone

[fiery burrow]

yeah didn't you hear there's a nintendo direct going on

[runic atlas]

They aren't it seems

[full rune]

no, it's happening on another server i frequent too

[sinful flare]

i am failing everyones embeds today

i am that evil

[stoic sigil]

Maybe embeds gone there too

[fiery burrow]

do they work if you upload them from your computer

[flat remnant]

ditto

[runic atlas]

Why did you spare me

[uncut citrus]

make a bot that checks every person on common between those two servers to see who is the problem

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smoking-weed-cat-smokes-weed-cat-smokes-weed-and-explodes-deltarune-explosion-warioware-timer-gif-1757162457500226180

[uncut citrus]

then, eluminate them

[fiery burrow]

🧪

it does

[stoic sigil]

I think only links are fucked

[sinful flare]

idk ask me

[runic atlas]

TRUR

[full rune]

https://tenor.com/view/tricked-embed-fail-l-bozo-gif-27607265

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-dancing-duck-pixel-gif-22805949

[runic atlas]

True

[wide quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/958599360441110528.gif?size=40&quality=lossless

[flat remnant]

maybe it has to be like 3 frames

[full rune]

oh damn, it looks like i have embed failed myself...

[runic atlas]

Embed success, laugh at this user

[flat remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209339801258557440/1244439962603094107/jermas_ultimatum.gif

[sinful flare]

HOOOOOOOG RIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[runic atlas]

Mickey Mouse when he has to call for Mouse Ex Machina

[flat remnant]

maybe it has to do with file size

[wide quartz]

oh no jerma985 has escaped containment

[flat remnant]

they recently decreased file size limit because discord as a company and soon as a service sucks ass

[runic atlas]

True

but false

[stoic sigil]

Discord battle pass

[wide quartz]

what do you mean soon as a service

[runic atlas]

It's not soon as service

[flat remnant]

oh you know what i meant

[runic atlas]

It's already bad as service

[flat remnant]

product

thing

[stoic sigil]

Yeah that'd be Silksong

[fiery burrow]

Discord using spotify tactics

[runic atlas]

(only funny gif of Silksong I could find)

[flat remnant]

i hate you

[runic atlas]

Nvm

[wide quartz]

are silksong gifs unfunny because they are silksong gifs, or was the term unfunny defined by silksong gifs

[runic atlas]

Geto is that you?

[wide quartz]

ew

dont reference the mid anime/manga jimjim kaisen pls

i

[runic atlas]

I wonder if it already finished

What

[wide quartz]

i dont know how to react to that gif

[runic atlas]

I do

[warped rock]

just shitpost

[flat remnant]

love it when a hastily thought out jackbox gag flabbergasts a global audience

[wide quartz]

☕

[flat remnant]

thank you shrike mortal engines

[wheat sail]

mods?

[marsh ibex]

I smell rule breaking

[wheat sail]

any mods?

[fleet field]

silksong at rgg confirmed

[warped rock]

any mods that aren't joker?

[wheat sail]

will the real slim shady please stand up

[wide quartz]

yeah, im currently using this really cool mod that adds nah id win to super smash bros

[wheat sail]

link it

[wide quartz]

no

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/diesofcringe-gif-24606059

[wide quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-pointing-ya-mutha-emoji-smile-gif-17867405

[trim estuary]

What is up with embeds today

[flat remnant]

can't have anything good any more

[warped rock]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-embed-embed-fail-pure-vessel-the-hollow-knight-gif-2366832968629835047

[trim estuary]

Thank goodness

[wheat sail]

I am... Hollow

[flat remnant]

you're lucky this time pal

[wide quartz]

chat im cold but im cold but im cold but im cold but im cold but im cold but im cold but im cold but im cold

[trim estuary]

Is Tenor down???

[signal oracle]

Prove that silksong is real

[fiery burrow]

yes

[signal oracle]

People

[wide quartz]

for most gifs its not working

[trim estuary]

That makes sense

[wide quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/958599360441110528.gif?size=40&quality=lossless

for some it does

[wheat sail]

me when i spread misinformation

[trim estuary]

Gotta find another way to post me when beans ig

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/lunch-lunch-meat-meme-funny-hahah-gif-24044661

[fiery burrow]

true...

[wide quartz]

me when beans isnt a real gif

[fiery burrow]

[flat remnant]

send two still images sell it as a flip-o-rama

[wheat sail]

🥲

[wide quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191864097164230767/1245376305030103181/Territorial_Oak.gif

[trim estuary]

Hey does this tree explode

[fiery burrow]

downloading me when beans

[wide quartz]

i know something else that explodes

YOUR FACE

[trim estuary]

Wait I actually do have it downloaded one sec

[flat remnant]

i'm so smart

[wide quartz]

just press left and right really fast

[wheat sail]

This tree will NOT burst into flames

[wide quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915180263003267094/987024373829480469/939044602499960852.gif

[trim estuary]

Done #hk-meme message

[fleet field]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-silksong-hollow-knight-silksong-gif-16075047530947414312

aw

[trim estuary]

why do you have a Fortnite victory crown

[dusty mirage]

haha nerddd epic embed fail

[versed pollen]

Winner

The smiling winner, even

[dusty mirage]

winnor

[fleet field]

I won fortnite

[quartz cave]

Meows fortrales

[trim estuary]

is that the snapshot of Meows Morales present in the Loop

[fleet field]

idk, good question

[atomic whale]

Are gifs down or some thing

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

This is the only one that I know works

[trim estuary]

That’s amazing

[quartz cave]

I should adopt a cat and give him spider powers

[runic atlas]

What about monkey powers

[atomic whale]

I thought that as well

[quartz cave]

Why the fuck would i give him a cash drop or a spike pile

[runic atlas]

Why wouldn't you want your cat to get you cash

Get him a Banana Factory

Become rich

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/elgatitolover-cat-kitty-elgatito-explosion-gif-8874415577877859154

[quartz cave]

Then hed spend it on a nuclear bomb and destroy canada

Which might not be as bad but who knows what side effects that could cause

[shell yacht]

embed failures 🫵

[runic atlas]

Please not Canada, I have friends there

[wheat sail]

[trim estuary]

Do France! Do France!

[shell yacht]

canada is expendable

[runic atlas]

Make him aim it to Australia or smtn

[runic atlas]

Nuh uh

Britain

That's expendable

[wheat sail]

BIRMINGHAM

[quartz cave]

Last time i tried that it was sent to austria

[runic atlas]

Worth a shot

[shell yacht]

yall i found peak

fortnite pop keychain

why can i never remember the monster hunter peoples @s

[stoic sigil]

Let's see your embeds then hmmmm?

[shell yacht]

@stoic sigil

[stoic sigil]

Post a gif link

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/gefeliciteerd-gif-17906787099621809808

[stoic sigil]

Not a upload

A link

[wide quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/958599360441110528.gif?size=40&quality=lossless

[shell yacht]

thats a tenor link

[marsh ibex]

Ok

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/677990379148017735/1276308643465265214/LastofAzureLionMonkieKidSeason4Special-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[wide quartz]

wow i love the power of american western anime

[shell yacht]

is that lego black myth wukong

[marsh ibex]

Close enough

[wide quartz]

i see kai from the lego ninjago

[marsh ibex]

Not kai

[wide quartz]

looks like kai

the same hair or smth

[marsh ibex]

No it isn’t

Are you blind

[wary dawn]

33 fruit combo

[wide quartz]

what is this

2006?

[wheat sail]

He said one day you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember

[stoic sigil]

MY ARGUMENT NOOOO

[marsh ibex]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/ninjago/images/5/59/KaiHoTTheAttack.png/revision/latest?cb=20200726225804

[wide quartz]

literlaly the same

[wheat sail]

jump up kick back whip around and win

[marsh ibex]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/spinjitzu/images/8/80/Kaicurrent.png/revision/latest?cb=20220314011957

[wide quartz]

huh

i could never remember the lyrics

jump up jump up jump up and spin

[marsh ibex]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/legomonkiekid/images/1/1f/MK_S3_turn_around_sheet_front_facing_vector_.png/revision/latest?cb=20220420080951

Different bair

[wide quartz]

it depends on which season

[marsh ibex]

Minor spelling mistake off to the blood

[shell yacht]

bet nobody remembers the spider rider lyrics
peak western cartoon

[slate wagon]

oh hey it’s the monkey dude
i need to watch that show

[marsh ibex]

And then you jump back do it again

[wide quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-man-this-is-a-sweet-ride-ride-limo-limousine-gif-24241702

[wheat sail]

ninjagooo ninjagoo

[wide quartz]

cmon cmon do the weekend whi[p

[marsh ibex]

post s4 flying bark leaves and it is animated by the same people who did current ninjago wildbrain

[wheat sail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm6c03N0HkM

[slate wagon]

what is this absolute riddle of words you just cursed me with

[wide quartz]

thank you for gracing us with yet another masterpiece, silvabunner

[broken tartan]

Expert yapper 🤦‍♂️

[marsh ibex]

“Riddle”

idiot

[wide quartz]

the brawl theme was better

[slate wagon]

no u

[wide quartz]

give me a silvergunner brawl theme kirb

[wheat sail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZKYexSmvtQ

[wide quartz]

perfect

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-plankton-sandy-pearl-mr-krabs-gif-24000905

[wide quartz]

[broken tartan]

Smash bros brawl is peak

[wide quartz]

wrong

multiversus is better

[wheat sail]

it was a great casual game

[wheat sail]

is that dead

[wide quartz]

yeah

[shell yacht]

they took it down for like a year then rereleased it

[stoic sigil]

Ummm excuse me what the fuck are you doing in my car

[broken tartan]

https://youtu.be/BwFgYVC4TWg?si=aHJFL0lqVVES5tKp

[wide quartz]

i really hope the next smash game adds back in a story mode

[broken tartan]

This one of my fav songs frrrr

[runic atlas]

Real

[broken tartan]

The smash bros story mode was soo fun

[wide quartz]

they couldnt do it again to the same scale

[broken tartan]

Wait till lebron pulls up...

[wide quartz]

but please nintendo

ill buy the nintendo alexa

[broken tartan]

The Master Hand lore was crazy

[wheat sail]

i heard switch 2 news is coming pretty soon

[broken tartan]

I heard silksong was coming in nintendo direct pretty soon

[wheat sail]

switch 2 before silksong sorry

[broken tartan]

Who buying switch2

Switch 1 was not worth it anyways

[wheat sail]

switch 2 will be stronger than the ps5

[broken tartan]

Ok but its better to play on a ps5

[wheat sail]

you can have unreal graphics mario

[wide quartz]

switch 2 will have THREE lines instead of the ps5 pros pathetic two

[broken tartan]

Rtx mario

[broken tartan]

Lines? Wjere

[wheat sail]

like drugs?

[broken tartan]

What

[wheat sail]

nevermind then

[broken tartan]

Lines? Where

[wheat sail]

1 2 buckle my shooeee 3 4 buckle some moooore

[quartz cave]

This looks the exact same fucking thing as the slim one

[wide quartz]

do you not see

the radiator grills

🤒

[wheat sail]

🧼

[atomic whale]

Witness an add on of 80 pounds for the disc drive and another 30 for a stand

[wide quartz]

luckily i still have a bit left of my house to sell

the top right bit

[shell yacht]

700$ console +
80$ disc drive
20$ stand
80$ a year for multiplayer games that require PS+ (minimum)
60$-100 for an actual game
100$+ for a better hard drive or ssd
1000-1100$ for a ps5 pro

[wheat sail]

i ra ther buy a single iphone!

[wide quartz]

who gonna be buying astro bot and experiencing them with these NEXT GEN GRAPHICS

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-crank-dat-gif-19328104

[shell yacht]

based pfp

[quartz cave]

I LIKE MONEY

[atomic whale]

Thanks

[quartz cave]

Mf 20 bucks for a piece of plastic itself should be criminal

[wide quartz]

whats your pfp

[atomic whale]

Simon the digger

[shell yacht]

apple fanboys paying 60$ for a charger wire combo

[atomic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/gurren-lagann-simon-tengen-toppa-gurren-lagann-ttgl-wind-gif-27017089

[quartz cave]

Combo??? Only the wire bestie

[wide quartz]

luckily i still use a nokia

[wheat sail]

apple users when they remove a port

https://tenor.com/view/clap-gif-25211694

[shell yacht]

soon itll revert to a fliphone and you pay each time you open it

[broken tartan]

Apple users when it falls on Newton's head idk i have a huawei

[stoic sigil]

Who buying the Genshin Meal

[shell yacht]

you have an island?

[wide quartz]

the hinge isnt included

[broken tartan]

Omg drakey boo

[wheat sail]

huawei phones flying towards your local politicians during WW3:

drakey boo 🤨

[broken tartan]

I actually have a samsung tho

[wide quartz]

i have a phone im fairly sure

[broken tartan]

You dont.

[wide quartz]

oh man

[shell yacht]

i have a moto from like 6 years ago

[wheat sail]

i got an s23+

all the women keep walking away when they find out i dont got an iphone 😔

[finite flax]

i have the galaxy orb

[wide quartz]

what do the men do

[wheat sail]

depends on the m*n

iphone users will make fun of the camera, the android users will have pillow fights and truth or dare sessions

[dull jasper]

Can you still use chrome?

[broken tartan]

I dont have a huawei i lied

[dull jasper]

[broken tartan]

Thats why samsung better fr

[finite flax]

yeah that guy right there is me

[shell yacht]

wtf is a huawei i thought that was a place

[broken tartan]

A phone brand

Smartest hk mod smh 🤦‍♂️

[shell yacht]

i havent shopped for phones in like a decade lol

[quartz cave]

No hes not the smartest his adjective is the oldest

Prehistoric

[broken tartan]

Wow King of Ancients

[wide quartz]

goodnight chat

[quartz cave]

Some say he existed pre big bang

[dull jasper]

They make pretty mid androids but are made in china so the US of America banned them from using american services

[shell yacht]

samsung galaxy 3 was the last phonr i remember wanting

[wide quartz]

please remember to respect your elders

[fiery burrow]

the big bang didn't happen lol

superseded theory

[shell yacht]

[broken tartan]

My elders dont respect me 😔

[trim estuary]

No?? The Big Bang event occurred on December 2nd at 2PM EST

[broken tartan]

What year

[trim estuary]

Unrelated

[trim estuary]

2023

[broken tartan]

I think im busy for that sorry

[wheat sail]

0BC

[quartz cave]

Wtf cute cat whats its name

[quartz cave]

Deadcells ref

[broken tartan]

Me

[quartz cave]

Me is such an egoistic name

[silk zodiac]

if it didn't happen explain how Sheldon exists

[marsh ibex]

is that ben

[quartz cave]

Omg hi joky

I literally just saved the jokerbot in astro bot

So based

[trim estuary]

So close!

[marsh ibex]

very cool

[finite flax]

yes?

[silk zodiac]

no.

hohoho

[quartz cave]

It was incredibly accurate when i came near to talk to it he dissapeared and never came back

Just like the real joky

[marsh ibex]

True

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/astro-bot-aigis-aigis-bot-floss-persona-gif-11549586800543307187

[quartz cave]

Wtf i also unlocked her

[marsh ibex]

Aigis

[quartz cave]

And some random guy that stands between the two dunno who that is

[olive bobcat]

Freddy

[sinful flare]

ISSY MOIL

[quartz cave]

MR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR??????

[sinful flare]

HI

[olive bobcat]

Yuhhh

[quartz cave]

I had ni idea freddy fast bear was part of the persona series

[quartz cave]

Wtf hiii

[marsh ibex]

He used to be

[sinful flare]

hiii

[marsh ibex]

but not after the incident

[quartz cave]

The bite?

[wheat sail]

kaan 🤝

[sinful flare]

hi mistuh star

[finite flax]

i got that fanta in my ssysstem

[wheat sail]

dr pepper sipper

[sage void]

no way welcome back joker

[marsh ibex]

No I’m not

[sinful flare]

hi jinker

jonekr

[sage void]

btw are you able to play more calamity soon

[sinful flare]

jonker

[sage void]

oh 😔

[marsh ibex]

U’m dead

[wheat sail]

what a calamity

[sinful flare]

rip junker :pensuve:

[sage void]

https://tenor.com/view/unique-ai-terraria-terraria-calamity-gif-22727304

[sinful flare]

hi agent lucy among us alual oneshot

[sage void]

hello real kaangaming

[sinful flare]

true

fact checked by real kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngknag

[sage void]

yes

[stoic sigil]

Who up towning they Salem

[finite flax]

who up eating

i like eating

[wheat sail]

who up brushing

stylin my hair like a freak

[flat remnant]

did they fix gifs

[marsh ibex]

No

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/miraculous-gif-10297212209239942926

you LIE

[finite flax]

lmfao

[wheat sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1073074746306072647/1100835651089334273/brick_the_rat_sleep.gif

[finite flax]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-yummers-homelander-yummers-yummers-homelander-get-this-man-a-yummers-gif-1273469220608228405

[marsh ibex]

No I don’t

[wheat sail]

You should say I lie

to create a paradox

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/hanter-loser-hanter-race-hampster-gif-1207150135924133065

[sinful flare]

@uncut citrus

[uncut citrus]

Oui

[wheat sail]

calling you a loser

[rustic ore]

chat how do i fold a fitted sheet

[violet path]

Rude

[rustic ore]

loser

[flat remnant]

many hands make light work or something

[rustic ore]

im not askin anyone in my house for shit

i dont wanna talk to them

[subtle flint]

you probably drink dr pepper

dont you

[rustic ore]

who the fuck is pepper

[flat remnant]

many fists make light concussions