#sk-discussion

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marsh ibex
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so he has a beyblade

stark estuary
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Yes

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He also has a UFO that he actually rides in the anime

marsh ibex
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💀

stark estuary
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It’s not what you think it is

stoic sigil
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Hey gang

opaque sigil
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so if I just conceptualize some stupid fucking crossbow with thirty arches that fire in random directions he has it canonically

marsh ibex
stark estuary
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Also the reasoning behind Gilgamesh’s GoB is actually kind of cool

atomic sparrow
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Hey guys

marsh ibex
stoic sigil
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Let's split up gang

atomic sparrow
marsh ibex
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“My name gilgamesh I had a mancrush”

stoic sigil
atomic sparrow
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you ate them ??? cancelled

quartz cave
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Hi joky

stark estuary
# marsh ibex “Uhhh I’m so strong and cool”

The GoB is Gil’s primary Noble Phantasm, and a representation of the various treasures he amassed during his lifetime. Within it can be found innumerable weapons, vases, elixirs, jewels, pieces of art, and whatever else you can think of. Available exclusively to Archer Gilgamesh, as his older, wiser, and enlightened form (Caster Gil) was said to have given all of his treasures away to the people of Uruk near the end of his reign. But that’s actually only half the story! You see, the Epic of Gilgamesh is widely believed to have been humanity’s first written epic, and in fact the foundational work in religion and heroic sagas. Gilgamesh formed the prototype for later heroes such as Arjuna and Hercules, and thus he is honoured in Fate as the “First Heroic Spirit” and “King of Heroes”. This is also represented through the GoB, which contains not only Gilgamesh’s personal treasures, but functional prototypes of every single other Noble Phantasm (with the exception of Divine Relics such as Excalibur). And that’s still not it. Gilgamesh represents the potential of humanity, as in his tale he chose not to side with the Gods, scorning them and favoring the human race. The “power” of humanity to tell stories is a major theme in Fate, and as the first story ever conceived and basis for all others Gilgamesh is also able to access everything humans have created and will create. Cars, boats, food, nuclear bombs, fidget spinners, weird futuristic spacecrafts - as the Throne of Heroes exists outside the time axis, within it can be found all of humanity’s accumulated knowledge/“treasures”.

stoic sigil
atomic sparrow
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chicken

marsh ibex
stark estuary
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You already read it

quartz cave
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Joky should hop on another crabs treasure iirc

marsh ibex
frozen wave
stoic sigil
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Thank you Dr house

quartz cave
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Chat is it true that gay people know how to fly

stoic sigil
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Yes

olive bobcat
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Not sure, but trans people can double jump

quartz cave
stoic sigil
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Furries can launch nukes

quartz cave
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i am NOT a furry

inland ravine
stoic sigil
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Chat, important question

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How you guys eat your McDonald's fries

coarse leaf
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no

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i eat the container along with it

weary tapir
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I open up this chat and the first thing I see is this 😭

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I’ve never played fate but I always wanted to but also

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It’s long and I am always playing other long games

stark estuary
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Nobody plays the games they’re all shitty cash grabs

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And the most well known is a literal gacha

weary tapir
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The newest remaster apparently launched really really buggy

stark estuary
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Is that the one set in feudal Japan

weary tapir
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Stay night

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Idk the specifics

stark estuary
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Oh the visual novel

inland ravine
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@serene chasm holyshaw holyshaw

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I miss you so much

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How you been

weary tapir
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Yeah it launched fine in Japan but if you played on international copies of the game outside of Japan the files were still in Japanese so it would call incorrect sprites during scenes

serene chasm
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Hey gwnj grublove

strange night
stark estuary
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anime better anyway 🥱

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(I haven’t read the VN)

serene chasm
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Sorry I haven't been around much. Ive been doing well

serene chasm
stoic sigil
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You've been playing Silksong haven't you

serene chasm
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I wish

stoic sigil
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You can't fool me you Silker

serene chasm
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What if i was playing. I would never tell

quartz cave
serene chasm
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I want to play the game with you all anyways.

stoic sigil
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Yea so you should leak the most recent devbuild

marsh ibex
weary tapir
marsh ibex
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as long as you blew up that one factory we’re good

coarse leaf
marsh ibex
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you remembered, right?

weary tapir
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That took forever to find

coarse leaf
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like a pogo

serene chasm
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What factory? grimmwink

marsh ibex
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Goddamnit

quiet token
wide quartz
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l MAO

atomic sparrow
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what

serene chasm
atomic sparrow
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what factory

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this one ?

wheat sail
wide quartz
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Never the bait

wheat sail
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whjoa

coral prawn
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UUUUUGH

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I hate this achivement

manic abyss
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Just finished Mob Psycho

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such a good show man... such a good show...

sage glade
grand ferry
cedar radish
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damn imagine being a fan of something that doesn't exist for 5 years

sage glade
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there are no fans

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everyone here is a hater

coral prawn
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ONE LEFT

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THEN I ONLY HAVE ONE GAME LEFT

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it being very rare is not a good sign I think

wheat sail
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It's raining it's pouring

coral prawn
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Its raining somewhere else

wheat sail
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In my heart

olive bobcat
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Mod's looking even better

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They finally fixed the weird skirt which is good cause now it looks normal

atomic sparrow
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i thought it was real

coral prawn
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Or isn't real

atomic sparrow
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i'm real

atomic sparrow
atomic sparrow
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you're FAKE !!!

coral prawn
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TRUE

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I am just a simple AI

olive bobcat
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People recognize my York skin yayyy

cinder moth
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should i get a buzz cut if silksong comes out this year

fiery burrow
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Do you want a buzz cut

coral prawn
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If you want one sure

brittle garnet
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who

versed pollen
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One Piece I suppose

wanton eagle
wheat sail
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But you're kark

olive bobcat
wanton eagle
wanton eagle
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Ahh, ronjjo stenja...

quartz cave
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why dont yall shut up for a second iirc

atomic sparrow
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no

quartz cave
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noway someone actually said ok

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i feel powerhungry

cinder moth
coral prawn
quartz cave
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I WILL BLOW UP THE WORLD

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AND YALL CANNOT STOP ME

cinder moth
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@silksong devs, if you realese the game this year ill get a buzz cut no joke.

quartz cave
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goddammit nvm im sorry yall

atomic sparrow
coral prawn
quartz cave
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its apparently illegal

brittle garnet
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oh it's one piece

coral prawn
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Aww😔

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Can we make it legal?

atomic sparrow
quartz cave
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i hope so

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ISMOIL FOR WORD RULER

formal marsh
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cyber punk

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edgerun

atomic sparrow
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no...

coral prawn
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Maybe

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Which one is it steam?

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is it 89% or 90%

crisp pelican
coral prawn
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Eww silksong

warped prairie
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silskong

wheat sail
outer needle
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Omfg we're gonna get GTA VI before silksong

olive bobcat
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Yessirrrr

cunning geode
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what a shocker

coral prawn
quartz cave
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omg chat

outer needle
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Peak lmfao

quartz cave
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turns out im not an engineer

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i apologize in advance if any city near you starts collapsing tomorrow at 9:22 AM

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really sorry about that

coral prawn
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Tbh I wouldn't mind they are building way to much anyways

quartz cave
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ok chat so turns out i AM an engineer

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im sorry if no city near you starts collapsing tomorrow at 9:22 AM

coral prawn
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😔

strange night
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GTA 6 is the sixth GTA game

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🙂

outer needle
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WAAAAA

marsh ibex
outer needle
marsh ibex
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based

outer needle
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Lol

strange night
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Install grammarly

marsh ibex
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I apologize

outer needle
strange night
opaque sigil
marsh ibex
outer needle
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Im joking lmfao

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Not trying to be aggressive

opaque sigil
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that is not an appropriate joke to make here or with strangers in general.

marsh ibex
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okay just try not to make jokes like that in the future

neon spire
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just did some jolly cooperation to dunk on promised consort radahn,and honestly,in coop,i'm just really useful in the first phase

grand ferry
chilly nexus
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an omen of a soon silksong

chilly nexus
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do you think hornet knows the HOT TO GO dance

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I feel like she would

coral prawn
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the what dance?

chilly nexus
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HOT TO GO

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google HOT TO GO lollapalooza

coral prawn
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OOH that one :clueless:

wooden quest
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Gamescom!

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You’re welcome chat

strange night
wooden quest
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I disagree

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Why not gamescom

coral prawn
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Because I said so

strange night
potent rivet
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We’re not getting silksong until 2027, and that’s if we’re lucky

cunning geode
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ok

rustic ore
strange night
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Bombs are bad

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Gamescom is bad

atomic sparrow
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silksong is good

cunning geode
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talking like a bunch of ogres rn

opaque sigil
cunning geode
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english is great

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“that’s the bomb” it’s good
“it bombed” it’s bad

atomic sparrow
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english is not great !!!

opaque sigil
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indeed

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but what they said is equally substantiated as what you did so

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glass houses and stones and all that

cunning geode
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the three little pigs didn’t use either of those materials

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but they did knock on wood

stark prism
potent rivet
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Cough cough Xbox showcase cough

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I’m not saying leth was lying, I’m saying they’ve had deadlines they’ve said they would hit, and then had to delay before

fiery burrow
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crowsworn has no release window afaik

cunning geode
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not unless youre a backer 👹

jade canopy
# fiery burrow crowsworn has no release window afaik

They said like, not before 20XX or something
But the fact that people think this crowsworn/silksong comparaison as an indication of release date is wack
Like that comment was just "silksong is ahead from crowsworn in development" stop overthinking everything lol

chilly nexus
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silksong will be included in the april 2025 switch 2 reveal trailer

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that's my completely serious prediction

fiery burrow
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Switch 2 launch title

chilly nexus
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fr tho

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launch indie title

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in the kickstarter crowsworn said late 2023 vesselsip

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OMG FORGOT HADES 2 IS IN EARLY ACCESS RN

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now it's just earthblade missing news

fiery burrow
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is that the EXOK game

chilly nexus
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indeed indeed!

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I think

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the celeste dev's game

fiery burrow
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I remember it looking great

chilly nexus
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I loved that aesthetic of online flash mini rpgs

finite flax
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ooooooo hhh oooooo are you ready tonigggggghtt???

stark prism
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how the fuck do you make a blade out of soil

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unrealistic 1/5

chilly nexus
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have you even seen atla

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earth includes metal if you're good enough

opaque sigil
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where do you think ore comes from

stark prism
stark prism
finite flax
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oooh are you feeelin satiisffied
comeee onn let usss give yoouurrr mind a rideeee
oooohhhooohh are you ready tonighhht
come on let us give your mind a riiiideee

opaque sigil
stark prism
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you don't make knives outta earth

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gon fall apart crap cant have no edge to it, no edge no blade ya get what im sayin?

opaque sigil
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well you definitely make them all out of the planet

stark prism
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well yea but not some random unrefined chunk of it

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something you could call "earth"

opaque sigil
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well people have made blades out of unrefined materials

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macuahuitl are basically swords though they don't have a continuous blade it's several pieces of obsidian

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those are blades though

stark prism
opaque sigil
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nah

stark prism
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look all im sayin is that you cant make a good blade outta this stuff aight

wheat sail
opaque sigil
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this is completely and utterly untrue

wheat sail
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I didn't say anything

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Chill

stark prism
# opaque sigil nah

okay in a close quarters self defence situation would ya rather got yerself a standard steel blade or one outta obsidian?

fiery burrow
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It does not matter

opaque sigil
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do you know what a macuahuitl is because it doesn't seem like you do

languid linden
fiery burrow
stark prism
opaque sigil
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it is a bladed weapon

languid linden
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Clubs don’t cut horses in half

jade canopy
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Was steel blade already copywrited ? Cuz it sure sounds generic as hell

opaque sigil
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still very impressive

languid linden
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Same thing pretty much imo

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The head is so important it’s basically half iirc

opaque sigil
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from a weapon effectiveness perspective yes feelspkman

formal marsh
languid linden
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However

formal marsh
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oh you meant clubs as in the weapons

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debatable

languid linden
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Clubs also do not decapitate horses

opaque sigil
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maybe not the boring ones

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you just don't run with the right crowds

formal marsh
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the aztec thing is a club surrounded by really hard and really sharp glass

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if you got someone strong enough it could cut lots of things in half

opaque sigil
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by that logic swords are clubs with sharp sides

jade canopy
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What is a club though hmm
Like if club is just wooden stick, you could sharpen it into something that could decapitate a horse

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Does a club have to be like blunt and round ?

chilly nexus
jade canopy
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Would a table leg not be a club because it has sharp edges ?

opaque sigil
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a table leg is blunt corners aren't blades

chilly nexus
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closest thing to it is when you fuse those talus hearts onto sticks in totk

quartz cave
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A table leg, is a table leg

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Duh

stark prism
fiery burrow
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table legs aren't weapons which I think automatically disqualifies them from being clubs

jade canopy
wheat sail
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Tfw the Costco cookies expire in 4 days

glacial wren
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heheheheh

opaque sigil
quartz cave
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I

opaque sigil
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then it's not a club

formal marsh
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dont starve has a weapon based off the aztec club things

stark prism
formal marsh
jade canopy
opaque sigil
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well a flanged mace with a very long head

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which is just a worse sword

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since it can't cut

stark prism
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the objectively swag saber

marsh ibex
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the ikakalalaka is cool

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I misspelled that

opaque sigil
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The what

coral prawn
marsh ibex
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Yeah

coral prawn
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its pretty cool

marsh ibex
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it was probably ceremonial

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but it’s like

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that shit from doom

opaque sigil
marsh ibex
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Konda sword

opaque sigil
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I’ve seen fictional interpretations of that but didn’t know it was based on a real thing

marsh ibex
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I forgot what it was called

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This thing

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@cunning geode any thoughts?

opaque sigil
marsh ibex
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But it looks like that

opaque sigil
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Yeah I’m sure there’s inspiration there

cunning geode
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what about it

marsh ibex
vivid belfry
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what if instead of doom he was called boom and he blew stuff up

cunning geode
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DoomWiki.org

Boom is a source port created by TeamTNT. The design goals of the Boom project were to create a source port of professional quality, fix bugs and remove limitations of vanilla Doom, and add extra editing features, while keeping the same "feel" and "spirit" of the original Doom engine. The final version of Boom was released on October 22, 1998. T...

vivid belfry
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😮

marsh ibex
silver oak
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What if he was called vroom and he had a sick bike

rustic ore
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keep cooking

tawdry valley
# silver oak What if he was called vroom and he had a sick bike

Ever wanted to travel 666 miles per hour in hell and you ran out of dash juice? Ever wanted to grind a Marauder to a pulp while seated on fine napa leather? Ever wanted butter that you can't believe isn't real better?

Here is the DoomCycle, a design that I spent a good amount of time designing animating during my spare time. This motorcycle is ...

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marsh ibex
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Finally

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after

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over a year

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jesus fuck

atomic sparrow
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why did it take over a year to arrive

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shipping sucks

fiery burrow
marsh ibex
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No I have no money

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I should

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lick the cartridge

woven current
marsh ibex
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man whatever happened to manuals man…

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this saddens me

fiery burrow
opaque sigil
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The case size will never not make me chuckle

marsh ibex
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“Basic reading ability is needed to fully enjoy this game”

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is hilarious

opaque sigil
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I mean tbf it’s a reasonable thing to disclose

atomic sparrow
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no fucking way

opaque sigil
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Though maybe not in writing

marsh ibex
woven current
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I was almost playing that game until I read I needed to have the ability to read to play it

atomic sparrow
marsh ibex
atomic sparrow
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oh phew

woven current
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Like me

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I am writing using my mind

fiery burrow
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Except HLD

opaque sigil
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Global literacy rates are fairly high they are not 100% tamershrug

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Plus if you’re buying a game for a kid

fiery burrow
marsh ibex
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a relatively blind playthrough of totk

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Awesome sauce

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And zelda said gloom I’m returning this game

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Spoilers asshole

opaque sigil
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How blind is relatively ie what should I not avoid mentioning

woven current
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I should really go back to playing it someday

opaque sigil
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If you haven’t finished it you should

marsh ibex
opaque sigil
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Ending is great that’s all I will say

marsh ibex
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But I’ve never seen this opening

woven current
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I know, it's just that I ended up too focused on the side quests and got burnt out

marsh ibex
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somehow

tawdry valley
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Everytime I read or hear zonai I just default to ratchet and clank

marsh ibex
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ah right

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I have

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Joycon drift

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fuck

opaque sigil
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F

marsh ibex
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I should really send these in to get “fixed”

opaque sigil
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I don’t think it’ll be unplayable with some drift

marsh ibex
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It’s only drift on the right joycon too

opaque sigil
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Can you calibrate the dead zones I haven’t used anything but a pro controller for a while

tawdry valley
marsh ibex
tawdry valley
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Especially since the left joycon only charges when the right one is fully charged

fiery burrow
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using a pro controller is like getting glasses

tawdry valley
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And vice versa

woven current
opaque sigil
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Off brand joy cons are cheaper

opaque sigil
tawdry valley
marsh ibex
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crazy how the switch only has two themes and we’re gonna get the switch two reveal later

tawdry valley
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At this point you may as well hold out for switch 2

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Ideally it means joycons become cheaper

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But eh

marsh ibex
tawdry valley
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Yeah

opaque sigil
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Third party controllers are a fine option

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I’ve been using one for years

marsh ibex
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yeah this is technically my birthday present

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my brothers was a third party pro con

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but I don’t wanna spoil the surprise for him

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Otherwise I’d be using it right now

tawdry valley
opaque sigil
marsh ibex
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I’m trying to calibrate the right one and I cannot do the large circle thing lmao

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There has to be some dust thing that I can just clean bruh

opaque sigil
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F

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I’m not sure the problem is dust I thought it was wear

marsh ibex
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Yeah

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whatever

rustic ore
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anyway big Ws joker enjoy

marsh ibex
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I just factory reset and deal with it I suppose

quartz cave
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True!

marsh ibex
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ooh the new loading screen is clean as fuck

quartz cave
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For what iirc

tawdry valley
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At what point do you just start to toss it at a wall until it breaks or fixes itself

marsh ibex
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oh that’s interesting I didn’t know people were getting sick from gloom

opaque sigil
wheat sail
marsh ibex
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Thank god for zl I would crash out if it didn’t exist

tawdry valley
marsh ibex
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Oh shit the sword glowing

tawdry valley
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(It will explode in 2.5 years and run almost as well as the computer I can’t afford)

wheat sail
marsh ibex
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Zelda is adorable

tawdry valley
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PC wins because PC has every console game as well as every Nintendo game feelspkman

wheat sail
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Nintendo??? Wdym?

marsh ibex
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Oh it’s the zonai egg things

wheat sail
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???!

tawdry valley
opaque sigil
marsh ibex
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old joker would’ve been so happy at zelda mentioning the zonai

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now that I’ve heard of the lore being disappointing/full of retcons

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man

coarse leaf
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literally just use a ladder to sit in front of an AC

wheat sail
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New joker shall not care about lore

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Also they barely give any fries in the Costco combo now...

marsh ibex
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She took a picture of the chair that’s so CUTE

opaque sigil
fiery burrow
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TOTK lore isnt very retconny its just kinda eh like the majority of Zelda stories

tawdry valley
fiery burrow
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Coming from BOTW which was very good its kinda dissapointing though

marsh ibex
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so it’s more like the theories didn’t pan out

opaque sigil
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Also it like doesn’t have fan theories happen so people get angry

tawdry valley
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That being said if you got a laptop from wallmart you already lost

marsh ibex
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ohhhh

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Okay I see what they mean by disapponting

fiery burrow
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||I am pissed they changed their architecture though 😔 ||

opaque sigil
marsh ibex
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“Possessing godlike powers and a prosperous civilization in the sky.”

coarse leaf
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what did you fix

marsh ibex
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That’s kinda lame imo

opaque sigil
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Also like every Zelda is retconny

marsh ibex
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Yeah yeah

tawdry valley
marsh ibex
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I know it’s just

marsh ibex
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the sky thing was

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stinky

fiery burrow
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BOTW is like my second fav Zelda story

marsh ibex
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I guess you could say that

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but botw is so far removed from all events

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even like

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FUCK

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sorry

fiery burrow
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@ suswave

marsh ibex
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the whole “which timeline” nonsense which I never cared for

coarse leaf
tawdry valley
marsh ibex
coarse leaf
fiery burrow
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Timelines only mattered for like Twilight Princess and maybe Wind Waker

coarse leaf
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how the fuck did you do that while it was on

marsh ibex
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honestly this swing sword prompt scares the shit out of me more than the vibe and music

opaque sigil
tawdry valley
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Probably could have gotten shocked

marsh ibex
fiery burrow
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i dont really remember wind waker's story

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I know TP is child timeline though

coarse leaf
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yeah like the fact that you realised afterwards zote

opaque sigil
marsh ibex
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it matters some

coarse leaf
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was there no weird boom noise or something

opaque sigil
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Ganondorf in ww like talks about shit doesn’t he

marsh ibex
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also ganondorf’s execution

opaque sigil
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I guess

marsh ibex
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people think he’s so deep

fiery burrow
marsh ibex
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“I want that thing”

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That’s IT

tawdry valley
marsh ibex
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yes he wanted a thing that’s better than what we had

opaque sigil
marsh ibex
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Cool that’S EVERYONE

fiery burrow
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I really like his design

marsh ibex
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HE IMMEDIATELY CRASHES OUT WHEN HYRULE FLOODS AND TRIES TO MURDER CHILDREN

tawdry valley
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The laptop was probably off but I didn’t disconnect the power supply or something

fiery burrow
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TP and WW had the peak of Ganondorf design

opaque sigil
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TP Ganondorf dying on his feet goes so hard

marsh ibex
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oh yeah people also think rauru is hot

tawdry valley
marsh ibex
opaque sigil
marsh ibex
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I don’t really understand the petrification but whatever

fiery burrow
opaque sigil
tawdry valley
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I can see it. He’s got howl from howls moving castle vibes

marsh ibex
tawdry valley
#

Besides that it’s a green goat

fiery burrow
#

Rauru isn't hot because his character sucks I think

marsh ibex
#

Zelda’s such a nerd

fiery burrow
#

duh

opaque sigil
wide quartz
#

She's just like me fr

marsh ibex
tawdry valley
wide quartz
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Thanks joker

fiery burrow
#

🎯 Heavy Bowgun 🎯

The Heavy Bowgun, but not as you know it.

Bring out the big guns and demonstrate overwhelming firepower with new actions that define this weapon's damage focused ranged identity in the hunt! #MHWilds

Monster Hunter Wilds is coming to PlayStationÂŽ5, Xbox Series X|S, and Steam in 2025!

Official website
https://www.monsterhunt...

▶ Play video
opaque sigil
#

More game characters should get to be enthusiastic about learning shit without getting like mocked or whatever

tawdry valley
#

Ahh okay

marsh ibex
#

Now I’m fucking around and crouching in front of zelda as we do tutorial stuff

marsh ibex
#

Oh my god she cares

fiery burrow
#

I can't believe they perfectly translated being a nerd into Zelda's outfit

marsh ibex
#

so much

#

It’s just keese zelda

opaque sigil
#

Zelda taking notes while link turns into a ten year old in a store

tawdry valley
#

I love it when games do that

fiery burrow
marsh ibex
tawdry valley
#

Devs knowing immediately that players are acting like gremlins

tawdry valley
#

Counterpoint to that though is that its link

opaque sigil
# tawdry valley Elaborate

The archetype of nerd tends to be used as a ‘haha look at this silly person’ thing not a ‘character being passionate about learning is a good character trait’

marsh ibex
#

I remember when we thought that zonai lady was hylia…

fiery burrow
#

👴

marsh ibex
#

I’m not old nan

marsh ibex
#

oh yeah I forgot about that too

tawdry valley
#

Or they’re maniacal all the time which is also sick

marsh ibex
#

She’s SUCH A NERD

#

she’s nerding out over sick ass murals

#

She’s SO CUTE

opaque sigil
marsh ibex
#

HE JUST HELD HER TORCH

#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

marsh ibex
#

oh they’re so in love they’re so married

fiery burrow
#

The only ship I really care about feelspkman

tawdry valley
opaque sigil
marsh ibex
#

Oh yeah I can climb the ancient murals she just nerded out over brb

tawdry valley
marsh ibex
#

and she has a giggle voice line yeah its over 10/10 game

wide quartz
#

Am I blanching girl we blanching

opaque sigil
wide quartz
#

I live up in a mansion

tawdry valley
#

Also no we definitely defile shit in ow

opaque sigil
#

Well

#

||the fabric of spacetime||

marsh ibex
#

I’m really enjoying the game’s music here too

tawdry valley
#

“Oh hey look at these corpses!”
*camera flash spam

marsh ibex
#

It’s been a single track yeah

opaque sigil
tawdry valley
marsh ibex
#

And there it is, that “zonai spiral”

#

Lol

tawdry valley
marsh ibex
#

Uh oh

#

that seems important

fiery burrow
#

Back in my times we though Lurelin village were Zonai descendants because of the spiral 👴

tawdry valley
marsh ibex
#

|| oh yeah these are called secret stones right||

opaque sigil
#

Well ||fuck anglerfish||

marsh ibex
#

ALL THOSE HEARTS

fiery burrow
#

The urge not to click

marsh ibex
#

ALL THAT TIME

#

YOU ARE A FUCKING FRAUD FI

#

WHAT WAS THAT

opaque sigil
fiery burrow
#

oh good

marsh ibex
#

damn ganondorf

fiery burrow
#

i never know if its a eote spoiler or not

marsh ibex
#

That’s a good voice

tawdry valley
opaque sigil
marsh ibex
#

trailer moment

tawdry valley
opaque sigil
#

I’m pretty sure

marsh ibex
#

ewww that’s a nasty hand

marsh ibex
#

that was revealed pre release

tawdry valley
#

I totally forgot that he did the English dub

#

That’s sick. I’m relearning cool trivia

marsh ibex
#

lol

tawdry valley
#

Maybe I will be able to play hollow knight for the first time again

#

Dementia hype

marsh ibex
#

Nice a new filthy arm

opaque sigil
marsh ibex
#

And I’m fucking naked again goddamnit

tawdry valley
fiery burrow
#

I hope Zelda games get increasingly more Ghibli moving forward

tawdry valley
#

There is zero redeeming factor here. All wack and questionable abilities

opaque sigil
#

Like any magic couldn’t be described that way

tawdry valley
marsh ibex
#

oh look it’s a tree of resurrection lmao

tawdry valley
#

Guardians were NOT enough

opaque sigil
marsh ibex
#

that’s a nice item get cue for the msword

#

ONE FUCKING DAMAGE?

tawdry valley
opaque sigil
#

||stormwind ark is cool as fuck and as close as it gets|| no click joker

tawdry valley
fiery burrow
marsh ibex
#

Thanks hylia for a dogshit magic sword that breaks with one evil goop attack

#

seals darkness my ass

tawdry valley
#

oh yeah, the dungeons and dungeon bosses in Totk are fucking awesome. Highlight of the sequel for sure

marsh ibex
#

the only thing it sealed was My fate

marsh ibex
tawdry valley
marsh ibex
#

magic unbreakable sword I expect it to not break

#

Woah this place looks awesome

opaque sigil
#

I mean he should know it’s not indestructible it got damaged pretty severely in botw

marsh ibex
#

so many guardians

tawdry valley
marsh ibex
#

IK that’s ganondorf but link assumed that was a fucking skeleton

#

I guess?

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Idk

#

Redead?

#

Are those a thing

tawdry valley
#

Link saw that it was clearly evil and used the anti evil sword on it

#

His mistake clearly

marsh ibex
#

Is papi about to get ultrahand

#

noce

opaque sigil
#

the sword does glow around shit it's supposed to work well against, I don't think he was dumb or anything

#

also he had to stop it or it would hit zelda

marsh ibex
#

ooh plants

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mmm yess pant

#

THEY PATCHED WHISTLERUNNING?

fiery burrow
marsh ibex
#

okay this jump is pretty sick

marsh ibex
#

alright I definitely need a new pair of joycons the r button literally did not function when I pressed it

weary tapir
#

Finished one shot for the first time

#

Good game

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Crazy game even

atomic sparrow
#

but is it crazy good

weary tapir
marsh ibex
#

tree branch with more damage than the msword I’m crying

weary tapir
#

But there’s like 4 billion more ways to move faster than whistle sprinting now

#

So it’s okay

tawdry valley
marsh ibex
#

it most definitely is my inner child played oot

weary tapir
#

I wish I could play oot for the first time again

tawdry valley
opaque sigil
weary tapir
#

I think the Zelda game I’d have the most fun with rn is skyward sword since I only ever played that game one time ever

#

Even though i didn’t rly like that game

#

That much

marsh ibex
#

why does the msword still have fucking energy bro

#

IT DOES ONE DAMAGE

weary tapir
#

Don’t deku sticks do more damage than the master sword in oot….

#

They do

fiery burrow
#

why dont you man up and wack stuff with a stick instead of whining

stoic sigil
#

Hey gang

#

I'm finally off work

marsh ibex
weary tapir
#

Did you get its weapon at least

marsh ibex
weary tapir
#

Two for one

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Les go

marsh ibex
#

a thing

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It moves

#

huzzah

weary tapir
#

I assume ur on the starting island

marsh ibex
#

Yes

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IT TALKS?

#

oh purah par

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thanks dweeb

weary tapir
#

The starting island is fire

#

Fucking around with the abilities in that game is so fun

marsh ibex
#

Did my wife leave me a video message

opal anvil
marsh ibex
#

Only

fiery burrow
#

wtf is team cherry even doing at this point

weary tapir
#

Shoutout to Geoff

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Lmfao

marsh ibex
#

Garden of Time eh

#

okay buddy

opal anvil
fiery burrow
#

if its a garden where are the FLOWERS

marsh ibex
shell yacht
#

Mr Jeff Video Game Sr. is sick of your shit

marsh ibex
weary tapir
#

How much viewership do you think he lost for tweeting that

marsh ibex
#

Thanks TanBanan

fiery burrow
#

No news! Again!!

marsh ibex
#

he specified opening night no

#

they’ll just use copium

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or whatever

strange night
shell yacht
#

Mr Jeff Video Game is now my fav person

marsh ibex
#

Actually

opal anvil
fleet temple
fiery burrow
#

😔

weary tapir
fleet temple
#

maybe it's legal trouble, has anyone considered that?

fiery burrow
#

they're suing deviator

weary tapir
#

Why would it be legal trouble

strange night
marsh ibex
#

Okay then

strange night
fleet temple
#

just posing a thought?

weary tapir
#

What legal issues would team cherry have with Geoff Keighley

marsh ibex
#

and star was being facetious

fleet temple
#

I meant legal issues in general

strange night
#

Sorry Regular Human

weary tapir
fiery burrow
marsh ibex
#

Legal issues about what

weary tapir
#

So I can understand

strange night
fiery burrow
#

Disguise successful

marsh ibex
#

you don’t need to randomly purport stuff to find reasons for no silksong or whatever

fleet temple
#

I mean the game was apparently close to completion in 2023, and we have literally have nothing
I don't know what went wrong, I'm just throwing out ideas

strange night
#

No blues and grays!

weary tapir
fleet temple
weary tapir
#

An idea based on what grounds

opal anvil
#

I don't trust anyone called "geoff"
can't wait for the skong release date trailer on tuesday 🫡

fleet temple
#

ok fine there's no legal issues, jesus

weary tapir
#

I was just trying to understand

fiery burrow
weary tapir
#

Not be aggressive

opaque sigil
#

I mean are you surprised people asked follow up questions about a completely random statement

glacial wren
#

you're all imbeciles

marsh ibex
placid ether
#

WHAT

weary tapir
#

And so it begins

glacial wren
#

geoff is the name of a rodent

weary tapir
#

Alright enjoy totk I’ll be back in like 2 hours

fleet temple
fiery burrow
#

why didn't mr geoff credit the original maker of the image? is he stupid?

placid ether
#

Geoff doing TC's job, amazing

opaque sigil
#

that is not their job

placid ether
#

He cares more about the fanbase than Team Cherry xD

cunning geode
#

TC manages game events?

opaque sigil
fleet temple
#

there's no other way to look at it, TCs communication is abysmal

marsh ibex
#

and it’s abysmal

cunning geode
#

i care more about the fanbase than team cherry

#

its why i stepped down

fiery burrow
finite flax
#

yeah tc are very bad people i agree

fiery burrow
#

alright river you've shrued your last shrue

marsh ibex
#

Yeah

opaque sigil
placid ether
#

Anyway who cares about Silksong when Wilds is getting a new trailer at Gamescom

marsh ibex
#

anyways have fun I’ll just dip

glacial wren
#

I can't help it if all I see is shrue takes

fiery burrow
#

DUAL BLADES TOMORROW :LFG:

marsh ibex
#

I have a kingdom to tear.

opaque sigil
placid ether
fiery burrow
#

I wonder what weapon I'll do for a first playthrough

#

Dual Blades or Gunlance probably

opaque sigil
#

hornet should have a dual blade crest that drains silk to enter demon mode

fleet temple
#

hey has anyone considered this?
You ever noticed how whenever people start complaining about no news, the solution posed is just "stop thinking about it" or "just do something else"
and then people who don't do that and DO keep thinking about silksong end up criticising TC even more

glacial wren
fiery burrow
opaque sigil
placid ether
marsh ibex
#

“Thing won’t be here” is like

#

cmon

fiery burrow
marsh ibex
#

most companies don’t do that

opaque sigil
#

no company does because it's dumb

shell yacht
#

we went from back seat gamedev to backseat therapy, yall are not the experts, stop yapping

placid ether
fleet temple
cunning geode
marsh ibex
shell yacht
opaque sigil
glacial wren
#

all I'm saying is we created this beast, yes, that includes you, too

finite flax
#

Smh tc making xbox pick up the slack. Geoff keyley has his own job! do the work tc!

fiery burrow
#

if actively waiting is agonizing for you then not doing that is probably the move

marsh ibex
#

yes it’s the internet yes people exaggerate but it’s kinda tiresome on so many fronts

fiery burrow
placid ether
#

Anyway I don't want to argue with people on the server as almist everyone likes to white knight TC

fleet temple
opaque sigil
glacial wren
#

the only thing I have going on in my life right now is waiting for silksong to come out, this is bullshit

fiery burrow
cunning geode
#

really what people want is for other fans who complain about the game not being out is for them to shut up because it annoys them, truth

fleet temple
fiery burrow
#

Communication is an arbitrary metric to judge them by

weary tapir
opaque sigil
#

even if we ignore the absence of an actual problem the amount of time people dedicate to whining is still absurd

fleet temple
fiery burrow
#

Benji is online quirrelpog

#

Silksong soon

opaque sigil
cunning geode
#

it would be good to hear from them soon its been a while fellas

glacial wren
weary tapir
cunning geode
#

your own post

#

shame

fleet temple
placid ether
glacial wren
opaque sigil
#

you're saying that it's a problem if tc isn't supplying enough material for people to keep hyperfixating on that's absurd

fiery burrow
marsh ibex
#

I also want them to shut up because it’s actively obnoxious for other devs at some point but it is what it is

fleet temple
opaque sigil
#

no it isn't

cunning geode
full rune
cunning geode
#

big x

sinful flare
fiery burrow
#

-# ❌

#

small x

finite flax
#

the real awaken take is that radio silence isnt a good nor bad thing and the state of internet and social media culture has regulated human attention 85% of the time to the digital and online realm and when the faucets that water the seed of dopamine stop dripping the human brain enters withdrawal like an addict instead of being able to appreciate the reality that one resides where in becuase they cannot appreciate normal reality after being exposed to the ultra soundscape of hyper reality.

fleet temple
# full rune why would you like them to say

Why the game was delayed, how development is going, how close they are (they don't have to give like a specific percentage just like a vague description of how confident they are)
again I know everyone says this but just literally a fraction of what toby fox does would be good

cunning geode
#

im focusing exclusively on you saying "relugated"

opaque sigil
#

they already said the first, second is abstract and arbitrary, third thing is vacuous

fleet temple
fiery burrow
full rune
opaque sigil
#

but like

finite flax
fleet temple
opaque sigil
#

they have

wide quartz
#

Hmm

opaque sigil
#

you're just outright lying about what you want

fleet temple
marsh ibex
#

That tends to be what graig and leth tell us when they say stuff feelspkman

cunning geode
opaque sigil
#

had all of that information in it

fiery burrow
cunning geode
#

my two statements are contradictory. you may fire the missiles

opaque sigil
#

people like to pretend it hasn't

#

but it has been very effective

fleet temple
#

communication is simply a common courtesy

#

it's just nice

opaque sigil
#

if they wanted to engage in that that would be fine

#

they have no obligation to

#

so being upset at them not doing it is nonsensical

fleet temple
#

so why don't they want to?

fiery burrow
#

I'm getting deja vu

shell yacht
#

its simple math
games not out
so they arent done, we know its in progress, why give another window if they dont know?
its an unreleased game you arleady know more than youre entitled to

opaque sigil
wide quartz
#

Maths

full rune
sinful flare
#

i think itd probably be worse if they communicated but thats only my 2 cents in this conversation

marsh ibex
#

honestly

fiery burrow
marsh ibex
#

maybe

finite flax
#

i think humanity should destroy all technology and return to the stone age

marsh ibex
#

they did have semi regular blogposts

#

they stopped doing that

sinful flare
#

well if you guys really need more than my 2 cents then youd have to give me some cash

marsh ibex
#

It isn’t as though Leth doesn’t want them to

#

He literally redid the entire site for them

opaque sigil
#

maybe they have better things to do
maybe they don't want to deal with the attitude and hostility people jump to constantly for no reason

marsh ibex
#

They just don’t wanna do it

fleet temple
# opaque sigil gee I wonder why

yes, the games not done yet, and if they know this, they should know that it would be nice to do SOMETHING to tide the fans over in the meantime

ripe cliff
woven current
finite flax
marsh ibex
#

and honestly if I project onto team cherry they don’t like response to news

opaque sigil
woven current
marsh ibex
#

Most of the time people don’t actually discuss silksong or think about what could happen

sinful flare
shell yacht
opaque sigil
#

you wanting something does not mean they have an obligation to do it

marsh ibex
#

It’s like a week of talk and then they just

#

move on

sinful flare
fleet temple
marsh ibex
#

To the next drop

woven current
full rune
#

i would be inclined to believe the thing they're doing to tide the fans over is work on the game, but i don't know

opaque sigil
finite flax
#

🐘 🚽

marsh ibex
#

that’s my take on it though and it involves heavy projection

finite flax
opaque sigil
#

you wanting extra special nice things doesn't mean you have grounds to be upset if it doesn't happen

marsh ibex
#

most people just want news to have it

atomic sparrow
finite flax
#

no

opaque sigil
finite flax
#

good guess

atomic sparrow
#

FUCK

cunning geode
#

big stinker

fleet temple
sinful flare
shell yacht
full rune
#

seretonin seretonin seretonin seretonin seretonin

atomic sparrow
#

what

fiery burrow
#

"why not" isn't really the grounds to have to do something

glacial wren
#

poop is fucking funny

opaque sigil
#

I want everyone I meet to give me 20 bucks that would be a nice thing that would be very good for me
now how would I be acting if I got angry and petulent when that doesn't happen