sk-discussion

[spare fractal]

...she still has me blocked.

Doesn't matter!

[coral prawn]

Its over😌

[spare fractal]

One day she'll give me another chance!

Right?

[opaque sigil]

maybe ease off

[ionic arch]

pics that go hard

[spare fractal]

how do I do that?

[opaque sigil]

by working on building a filter

[spare fractal]

...a filter?

[opaque sigil]

you don't need to send everything you think in a message. I'm not going to drag this out here any more because I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable.

[spare fractal]

...but I still want to patch things up with reeves

[ionic arch]

idk what happened between y'all but when it comes to patching things up, you're one person in a two-person system. wanting things to be different, resolved, or reopened can't be a unilateral choice. You can't force it, and if it's to be mended, that will come in time — from both of you.

There's no shortcut. I get that you're worried, but all you can do right now is give space.

forgive me if this is an overreach. I just think it's important.

[sage glade]

i read that as overwatch

that would've been unforgiveable

[sinful flare]

who is this guy that looks familiar

[sage glade]

which one

[sinful flare]

you

[warped nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-ichiban-omelette-gif-26868919

[sinful flare]

oh wait hiii typo

[uncut citrus]

Moss spotted in the wild

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-staring-cat-cat-mr-fresh-fresh-gif-4714710619997780774

[warped nacelle]

revers

[sinful flare]

me staring at typo for rela

[sage glade]

https://tenor.com/bXyd8.gif

[opaque sigil]

moss is pretty common have you even gone outside

[sinful flare]

🤛

[sage glade]

not if i can help it

[uncut citrus]

no but i commonly meet Moss inside

[warped nacelle]

moss inside your pc

it's over

[uncut citrus]

yeah

[sage glade]

i mean i'll eradicate all moss, not hold reeves captive

[wheat sail]

😳

[sinful flare]

i am always more than happy to play league of legends with my most favorite toxic moss

[opaque sigil]

is this what they call green computing

[sage glade]

who calls it that

[uncut citrus]

the watercooling broke now its all moist inside my pc

[sage glade]

literally 0 people

[uncut citrus]

Moss made it its home

[warped nacelle]

[sage glade]

https://tenor.com/XaGD.gif

[ionic arch]

love outdoor moss

#1 dream job

[sinful flare]

https://tenor.com/view/critikal-moist-critical-moist-critikal-jumpscare-moist-gif-11833642997498920958

i cant believe hes in your pc

[sage glade]

moss actually stands for mree and open source software

[sinful flare]

i guess looks matter more than functioj

[sinful flare]

tehe

[hollow terrace]

Im here with an announcement

[ionic arch]

y'all fans of lichen?

lichen rules

[sinful flare]

shadow the hedgehog did what

im sorry

[opaque sigil]

lichen as the plural of lich

sure

[hollow terrace]

Im marrying one of jupiters moons

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-announcement-speech-sonic-the-hedgehog-report-gif-16600754

[wheat sail]

Venus??

[coral prawn]

Which one?

[hollow terrace]

Idk

[cunning geode]

is this an arranged marriage

[sage glade]

isn't that a bug

[ionic arch]

arranged moonage more like

[sage glade]

oh it's algae

[ionic arch]

no 💕

[sinful flare]

huh real life got bugs now?

[cunning geode]

lichen is lichen

[ionic arch]

it's like fucking unreal

[hollow terrace]

https://x.com/nao70shark1/status/1816840027407798445?s=46&t=ug9KP7jEabJ1lmlYd176sA yeah

nao70shark (@nao70shark1) on X

カブトムシ型ドラゴン

数多くの種類が存在しておりどれもツノと、後頭部の鱗が固まって作られたフリルが特徴的

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 2:16 PM

[sinful flare]

i hope they patch it

[sage glade]

it is

[cunning geode]

bugs yeaaaaa

[sage glade]

algay

[ionic arch]

it's many things but they're all contingent on each other

[coral prawn]

Ant life or what ever it was called was just that good

[cunning geode]

no it’s not algae

[wheat sail]

Real Life: Silksong

[sinful flare]

alhomosexual

[sage glade]

bruh

[cunning geode]

it’s still not algae

it’s more complicated than that

[ionic arch]

there's a root fungal network but then a yeast and a bacteria at least I think

[sage glade]

what

[sinful flare]

yeahst

[ionic arch]

like it can only exist connected and we still don't know the mechanics exactly

we can't recreate it in a lab

[sage glade]

the exotic lifeforms are forming a coalition

how are they lightyears ahead of us in terms of collaboration

[ionic arch]

it's like a polycule that is a unique organism that can only exist in this combination state

[sinful flare]

erm thats a measurement of distanfe

[cunning geode]

what do you think a multicellular animal is

[wheat sail]

They solved fungal racism

[sage glade]

i don't need this right now

[cunning geode]

👹

you’re all good

[wheat sail]

Why not have one big cell

[sage glade]

like cats

[cunning geode]

that does happen

[sinful flare]

thats what the 4m algae and cats have said

[grand ferry]

1.30pm rare sighting

[wheat sail]

🧍‍♂️

[fallen blaze]

Top 10 cells

[sage glade]

is lichen edible

[ionic arch]

not plant nor fungus nor anything else

[grand ferry]

dead cells

[ionic arch]

lichen is lichen

[sage glade]

edible

[wheat sail]

Sounds german

[ionic arch]

most, yeah

avoid wolf lichen that shit's poison

[fallen blaze]

Maybe it just tastes super good

[sage glade]

that one looks the most tasty

[sage glade]

look they turned them into a batch of spaghetti

[sinful flare]

that looks like hair and spaghetti

[ionic arch]

I swear to god I ordered yarn from the place this picture is from...

[grand ferry]

more of who shit on the plate

[fallen blaze]

looks like poop

[wheat sail]

Vita carnis

[sage glade]

https://myramadecolor.com/

they made it

looks like a personal project, dk if they sell it

can't exactly check their fb to confirm cause it's blocked in my country

[grand ferry]

move to your neighbour

[fallen blaze]

🌞💦🦠🌱🐟🐒👨🦍 _ _

[wheat sail]

I don't trust vegetables

[spare fractal]

Mobile games.

They suck.

[fallen blaze]

You dont like talking to tomatoes?

I only play mobile games 😔

[spare fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/bobthetomato-gif-8017726

[spare fractal]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[sage glade]

moving quite soon

[grand ferry]

explain

[ionic arch]

huh, maybe someone cribbed their picture

or maybe I was just looking at 'em

[sinful flare]

as of recent events? or permanently

[sage glade]

uni

[sinful flare]

huh

[sage glade]

🌞

[sinful flare]

oh youre stuck with uni internet?

[sage glade]

brother i'm going to start uni

[wheat sail]

There's a global coalition of farmers to put certain chemicals in our vegetables that influence and alter our perception on reality and behavior, passed off as "essential" nutrients.

[sinful flare]

is that the sole reason why you cant check fb?

[grand ferry]

ur smurfing in uni tbh

[fallen blaze]

Chemicals in the vegetables turnin

[wheat sail]

How is blud smurfing

[sage glade]

oh sorry, i misread your message. yeah it's cause of recent events in my country

[sinful flare]

if thats smurfing im gonna be smarging in uni

[wheat sail]

Too smart?

[sinful flare]

ohhh i see

😭 its ok

[weary tapir]

NAH NO WAY https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1816543104285180015

Dexerto (@Dexerto) on X

Overwatch 2 is officially bringing back 6v6, currently the mode is in testing

The tests will determine if the game should permanently go back to the old format

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 6:36 PM

NAH

why does this game fucking exist bro 😭

[wheat sail]

SEA... Probably some military dictatorship

[grand ferry]

quota?

[sinful flare]

i dont know how it even still exists or how people still play it

[wheat sail]

Pve

[fallen blaze]

OW2 isnt dead?

[sage glade]

yeah

[weary tapir]

THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST

it doesn't HAVE that

[grand ferry]

damn

[wheat sail]

Calm down son

[marsh ibex]

Imagine reverse engineering something you did ages ago

[cunning geode]

because it’s been incredibly popular/mainstream etc

[marsh ibex]

And the only reason you reverse engineered it is because

[sage glade]

they're devolving

[marsh ibex]

you shot and killed the old version

[cunning geode]

yeah it kinda shows that going to 5v5 wasn’t a good idea to begin with

[marsh ibex]

to make way

for the new version

[wheat sail]

Back pedalling

[sage glade]

literally piece by piece every single thing coming back

[sinful flare]

ow1 is down?

[weary tapir]

"We have meticulously rebalanced the ENTIRE game around the 5 v 5 format. With that being said, lets just go back to 6 v 6"

yeah1!!

[sage glade]

funniest train of events

[cunning geode]

i dunno about “meticulous”

[weary tapir]

I

yeah

[marsh ibex]

idk people still don’t like the way the 5v5 format works and from what heard the balancing is still dogshit

[weary tapir]

true

[sinful flare]

i asked a not rhetorical question

[wheat sail]

9v9 like tf2 iron man

[marsh ibex]

it’s more like

slamming a hammer into a wonky electronic

[sage glade]

it's been discontinued since ow2

[weary tapir]

the issue with the game is whenever there's an issue they do the dumbest and most straightforward fix

[sinful flare]

ohh thats funny

[cunning geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/397062813949886466/1247558938711560242/IMG_3826.gif

[sinful flare]

most clown thing to do

[sage glade]

i'm blue and short

[weary tapir]

"oh some tanks are too squishy just give ALL tanks 200 more HP surely THAT won't have any negative precautions"

HAHAHA

[wheat sail]

Wasn't it originally because matchmaking was taking too long

[weary tapir]

everything is on fire now

[sage glade]

yes

no one wanted to play tank

[kindred pewter]

typo can I eat that

please typo please

i'm hungry please typo please

[weary tapir]

"Lets just increase the projectile size by 2x so now you can shoot someone without even looking at them that'll go well"

[sinful flare]

league has better balancing

[weary tapir]

"the game is on fire again"

[grand ferry]

locket lump

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/winston-overwatch-rage-angry-ape-gif-12635351

[kindred pewter]

ew overwatch

[sage glade]

ask FUCK

[wheat sail]

Pro league is the most boring report ever

[kindred pewter]

@ionic arch can I eat please

[cunning geode]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/232587540719206400/1223729809394499594/ponch.gif

[kindred pewter]

report/!?!?! like how you report in among us?!?!

[fallen blaze]

Treu

[cunning geode]

wait… they did what?

[fiery burrow]

overwatch 💤 🤮

This post was brought to you by the Valorant community

[wheat sail]

League be like: you didn't dodge one skillshot die bitch

[kindred pewter]

more like hit boxes

[grand ferry]

league mentioned 🔨

[kindred pewter]

Ew valorant

[wheat sail]

And it costs no mana and it has barely any cooldown

[weary tapir]

it was the quickest reverted change ever

they realized it was so bad

[fallen blaze]

Video games in 2024

[kindred pewter]

valorant is mid I dunno why people still play it

[wheat sail]

Also league requiring vanguard

[cunning geode]

meanwhile gg strive fixed(?) white wild assault being abusable

[wheat sail]

Riot trying to brick my pc

[cunning geode]

good job arcsys

[grand ferry]

guys stop letting companies take control of your kernel

[kindred pewter]

oh yeah wombat

I don't play gg strive, but I saw the season 4 trailer

[cunning geode]

it’s pretty cool

[kindred pewter]

kinda wild that gg strive has guest fighters now

[weary tapir]

"overwatch 2 is overwatch 1 but you need to pay for skins, there's pve, and its 5 v 5"

3 years later

"overwatch 2 is overwatch 1 but you need to pay for the skins, there's pve, and it's 5 v 5

[cunning geode]

hopefully just one

[fiery burrow]

they need it for the anticheat that doesn't work

[grand ferry]

how about rent the skins instead

[cunning geode]

i’m not really a fan of messing with the ip consistency but i’ll forgive them for having it be PROBABLY the last character in the game

and also idk Lucy seems fine as an addition i’m completely impartial towards her specifically

[wheat sail]

It prevents cheating usually, but also can prevent your PC from working

[sage glade]

they should install crowdstrike instead

[wheat sail]

Buy the dip

[grand ferry]

no they should delete all their device drivers

[grand ferry]

buy intel

[sinful flare]

bro reps people so much he calls it report instead of game

[wheat sail]

When your teammates display anaimal-like behavior you must

[wheat sail]

Their GPUs will be fire one day....

[sage glade]

nah

[grand ferry]

the fire boosts the processor running speed by 1000%

[weary tapir]

CASTLE CRASHERS DLC IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024 WITH CREATABLE CHARACTERS AND STEAM WORKSHOP SUPPORT https://fxtwitter.com/thebehemoth/status/1816882687925453028

[weary tapir]

HOLY SHIT

[sage glade]

🤓 cooled liquid nitrogen boosts speed more

[weary tapir]

holy SHIT

[grand ferry]

if ur okay to invest 1.5hrs playing a dota 2 game with species of the animal kingdom then you can play classical chess

[wheat sail]

I quit Dota forever

[grand ferry]

isnt this a super old game how is it getting content

[weary tapir]

bc behemoth games

[sage glade]

devs remembered the password unlike TC

[grand ferry]

yes i changed their password

[wheat sail]

Meanwhile team cherry can't be assed to update hollow knight

[grand ferry]

false

[wheat sail]

Can't communicate btw

Of they make a single tweet it'll set back development by 6 months

[wheat sail]

Starting today

[full ledge]

But Elden ring

[grand ferry]

does

elden ring do that

[full ledge]

Yeah it uses easy anti cheat

[grand ferry]

wait why

[full ledge]

It has online multiplayer

[maiden igloo]

wait that's sick
i nabbed castle crashers during the summer sale but haven't gotten around to it yet
it looks fun

[fiery burrow]

loser kernel anticheat vs awesome popcorn anticheat

[grand ferry]

oh

[weary tapir]

certified hood classic video game

[grand ferry]

good to play with friends

[versed pollen]

I think it would be really awesome if the magic your character had was generated based on the coloured you used and the meta character was a horribly mismatched amalgamation

[weary tapir]

that'd be very in character of the game

[versed pollen]

The waluigi stroller of CC

[maiden igloo]

yeah, i'd heard about it but didn't grow up w/ xbox

[versed pollen]

As long as you never play insane mode the game is good

[coarse gyro]

silks on the song

[fallen blaze]

My xbox broke so I'll never play cc again

[wheat sail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DxV5_A-K_4

[fallen blaze]

Chills bro chills

😼😼😼🐓🐓🐟

[wheat sail]

🥚

[weary tapir]

aint that the one song from geometry dash that was at one point rated pink difficulty but was then later updated to red difficulty

[wheat sail]

yes sigh its in geometry dash

😒

[weary tapir]

SHOW OF HANDS

HOW MANY PEOPLE CALLED THE RIDABLE DINOSAUR CHOMPY

bc everyone I talk to did

[wheat sail]

i played before you could ride allat

[weary tapir]

no in castle crashers

in the forest stage

[ionic arch]

please eat sorry for holding you up

[weary tapir]

this fella

[sinful flare]

dang dang dadadang dadang dang dong dong dododong dodong dong dung dung dududung dudung dung dung bwoomdududu dung dudung dudung bwoombwoomdung dudududung dudung bwoombwooomduduuuung dudududu duduuung bwoombwoom DU DU DU DU bwooom bwoooom duDUUUUUNG bwoooum bwoooum dududududung (bwom) dududududng (bwom) dududufung bwowowowow DUNG DUNG bwoooowowwow dung dung bwowowowow dung dung bwwowowowoow dung dung

bwowowow dung dung bwewewewewew dung dung bwowowouwuwuw deng deng bwuwuwuwuwuw deng deng

[wheat sail]

oooo yeah

[weary tapir]

thats chompy

everyone I know called him chompy

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-dance-moves-grooves-locking-gif-17797839

[weary tapir]

and apparently the internet did too

[sinful flare]

phobos more like phobic..

[ionic arch]

heard that as this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ji5CfxjzFU

[sinful flare]

it may not be close at all but this was just what j wasnsingng

https://youtu.be/zMsxKPtZDZ8?feature=shared

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/6CM0C-J91KY

[ionic arch]

virtually indistinguishable

[ionic arch]

screenshot made me think Solar Ash final boss

[sinful flare]

yeah sure

[ionic arch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkvjJmH5bDQ

[fallen blaze]

Zame goat

[fiery burrow]

i need to beat solar ash

Was a big fan of HLD. Probably one of the best games ever

[ionic arch]

HLD is like in my top 2 to be honest

[olive bobcat]

https://vxtwitter.com/TheYisusOne/status/1816835887289782713

[fallen blaze]

What's hld

[ionic arch]

Solar Ash is definitely a different thing but still very moving

[olive bobcat]

HLD is in my top 100

[fiery burrow]

tbh

[ionic arch]

unfortunately the music is a bit different – not a full Disasterpeace OST – but the artists that took it over brought some real intrigue and character to it

[wheat sail]

noita mention

[ionic arch]

best Solar Ash boss theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV0iwcozFb4

[fallen blaze]

Oh hyper light drifter

[fiery burrow]

[fallen blaze]

I bought that game

[ionic arch]

Hyper Light Drifter

[sage void]

oneshot not at the top in a specific "nightmargin games" category? disappointing

[fiery burrow]

there's noone else like disasterpiece. Beautiful and organic synths

[ionic arch]

firm fuckin' agree

[sage void]

play death stranding, trust me

absolutely a post apocalyptic masterpiece

[silk zodiac]

howard the alien in ssdisc wtf

[ionic arch]

here I am all excited that I'm gonna have consulting sessions on my OST with Baths... but now I'm like "who do I know that knows Disasterpeace too because like I'll shoot the shit with all of the musicians I enjoy if I can"

[sinful flare]

they invaded thays how

[wheat sail]

wait celeste pretty good... ☹️

[sage void]

amazing game too

[wheat sail]

THROW IT BACK

[fallen blaze]

Celeste is like mario if it was giod

[sage glade]

solar ash ending is like

[sage void]

putting it in pretty good is crazy

[sinful flare]

ash like from the end is nigh

[fallen blaze]

Private! Throw it back

[wheat sail]

celeste is below average

[sage glade]

👧 🫵 👧

[olive bobcat]

Why didn't Yu summon his persona? Is he stupid?

[ionic arch]

100

[fallen blaze]

Girl you girl

[silk zodiac]

kaan that was a terrible joke

[sage void]

pixel game =/= same as another pixel game

[sinful flare]

and now he will be... ao onid....

[ionic arch]

yeah basically

"stop hitting yourself"

[sage void]

thats like saying metroid is the same as mario 😭

[wheat sail]

the pixels are too huge in celeste, makes looking at the game painful

[sinful flare]

you wouldnt get it 🙄

[sage glade]

but it is

they're both nintendog

[sage void]

so wrong

[fallen blaze]

Mario is celeste because they jump

Metroid can shoot

Its different

[silk zodiac]

alright time for a pilot run in rorr

[sage glade]

mario is detrans'd celeste

[silk zodiac]

[sage void]

the game is beautiful soooo

[sinful flare]

peak

[sage void]

can mario dash?

[sage glade]

descending down sewers instead of climbing mountains

[fallen blaze]

No

[wheat sail]

mario is just italian celeste

[ionic arch]

Hyper Light Drifter Vignette Panacea is burned into my mind forever

[fallen blaze]

That's why I said celeste is good mario

[sage glade]

petrichor solos

[wheat sail]

celeste aint good anything

[silk zodiac]

Birdo maybe could

[sage void]

its not the same tho

[ionic arch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBsNM2h5yNQ

[fallen blaze]

They both platform the platform

[ionic arch]

absolutely

[fallen blaze]

And have music

[wheat sail]

celeste is a downgraded mario run

[sinful flare]

celeste spring collab 2020 hurt my feelings and my family and everyone i love and killed several people and committed war crimes upon turkey and left a scar for eternity on my enjoyment for celeste

[fallen blaze]

And that both have epic movement

[sage glade]

mario run is degraded subway surfers

[ionic arch]

my wife and I are both chronically ill so picking up on all the undercurrent themes... shit hits HARD HARD HARD

[sage void]

most games have music 💀

[wheat sail]

and the celeste mod community dont know good level design

[sinful flare]

thats literally what im saying

[sage glade]

source?

[ionic arch]

like I'm eternally grateful that the dude was just like "horrible heart condition.... gotta make a game about it and hope I don't die before it comes out"

[sinful flare]

idk i havent payed straywberry har

[glacial wren]

celeste fans climbing a real mountain and getting cold and tired

[sage void]

look up videogame

[sage glade]

holy hell

[sage void]

after i played celeste i literally climbed a mountain lol

[fallen blaze]

Notice how both Madeline and mario can jum0

[wheat sail]

and they talking about strawberry jam bitch heres some real jam :jam:

[ionic arch]

definitely one of the things that made me go "oh god. I should do that"

[glacial wren]

crazy bus

[fallen blaze]

Come on and slam now welcome to the jam

[sage glade]

do you also have a condition?

[silk zodiac]

we are rocking the minion colour palette for pilot today

[sage void]

i was out there for like 3-4 days on a big trail around it

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/short-dunk-fail-jump-dunking-fail-gif-16975695

[fallen blaze]

Hey you watchu gon do

[sage void]

was never able to reach the top sadly

[ionic arch]

unironically one of the best all time video game songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWKQiZVBtu4

[sinful flare]

celeste fans when their worst nightmares revealed to them in a temple they had to go through on the mountain

[wheat sail]

the celeste debuff made you not reach the top

[fallen blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/slam-dunk-trick-gif-8619222

[wheat sail]

sorry

[sage void]

💀

[fallen blaze]

Metroid is like hk

[sage void]

me when im in a ragebait competition and my opponent is kirbstar: 😨

[fallen blaze]

Or is it

[ionic arch]

yeahhh. not heart specific but I've been on "damn I could just die whenever and hurt really bad out of nowhere for fun" watch since I was 10

[fallen blaze]

Kirbstar would never do anything in bad faith

[sage void]

definitely not

[ionic arch]

a lot of the specifics are nebulous in my case but they suck shit!

[wheat sail]

bad faith buzzword detected

[glacial wren]

to be honest minecraft is a shit game

[silk zodiac]

what we thinking first item

[fallen blaze]

Minecraft is 3d mario

But you can break stuff

[sage glade]

jack vine's shit?

[wheat sail]

minecraft one of the most mod-carried games of all time

[fiery burrow]

dawg really was born in 2024

[sage void]

i dont like vanilla much but i love modded tbh

[sage glade]

bruh

[ionic arch]

like Grögol Bonanza is mostly a shitpost but a lot of the writing is kind of grounded in like... nebulous things wrong that you don't know how to solve, the ways institutions will fail you, a broad and diverse community trying to fucking get through against hostile corpo-governance

[sage void]

brings so much to the game

[fallen blaze]

Xbox one minecraft was peak minecraft

[wheat sail]

self promo 🤨

[fallen blaze]

Mods...

[fiery burrow]

modern minecraft is no longer fun (you can now do more things than build a cottage with ugly blocks)

[wheat sail]

mods abscent once again

[ionic arch]

like a lot of the shit in my game is gonna slowly reveal the wider community to you and what they're dealing with

and the hope is it encourages you to do right by them, not to just do the "Pokémon Sports Route"

but it requires a lot of work to unravel

[wheat sail]

only here when you criticize biden

[opaque sigil]

mfw they're doing shit way more complicated than any of us will ever do again

[fiery burrow]

i hear babies cry

i watch them grow

theyll learn much more

than ill ever know

[sinful flare]

crit goes hard

[wheat sail]

you are my sunshine

[fallen blaze]

Does minecraft have emerald armour yet

[opaque sigil]

I can confidently say that compared to babies every person alive is an idiot

[wheat sail]

are you the baby whisperer

[fallen blaze]

Babies cant even beat celeste

[fervent ridge]

why hk ss are fluidgender

?

[wheat sail]

babies know not to open celeste 🧠

[opaque sigil]

no idea what you're asking

[sage void]

star you said you like disasterpieces right

[sage glade]

put some points into intelligence

[sage void]

youll probably love death stranding 🥺

[opaque sigil]

it's my dump stat

[sage glade]

the question is perfectly comprehensible

[sage void]

its like one of my top 3 fav games

[opaque sigil]

well everything's my dump stat

[sage glade]

weren't they making a sequel

[wheat sail]

death stranding: 🚶‍♂️

[fiery burrow]

what the peak

those aren't ever accurate but

[opaque sigil]

[sage void]

yes and im so excited

[trim estuary]

Both of those are mid though

[sage glade]

literally 0% related to either of these

[silk zodiac]

[sage glade]

[fallen blaze]

You can walk in sekiro dude

[opaque sigil]

I think I have death stranding from a bundle or something but I haven't played it

[sage glade]

omg

[fallen blaze]

Same game basically

[sage void]

be warned its kind of a walking sim but it has fighting and everything is related to the plot

[sinful flare]

you can breathe in sekeuro dude

[ionic arch]

all I know about Death Stranding is big backpack, the black goo from Severance, and Mads is Mikkelsening

[sage void]

like if you kill someone and leave a body you literally have to dispose of it or its a game over 😭

[wheat sail]

sekiro has people, so does death strand

[sage glade]

you can fight old people in sekiro dude

like really just beat up old people

[wheat sail]

engaging gameplay

[sage glade]

that's a 80% of sekiro

[fallen blaze]

Is there guns in death stranding

[sage void]

the game is very if you do something wrong there are repercussions

[sage void]

yes

[sage glade]

genuinely yes

[sage void]

but dont use them only non lethal

[fallen blaze]

Cod clone

[sage void]

even on terrorists

[ionic arch]

shoulda called it Death Gunning

[opaque sigil]

oh damn hideo kojima really needs somebody around to say no

[trim estuary]

Those old people will grind you into dust though

[sage void]

no its what makes the game so good

[opaque sigil]

(I'm joking)

[sage void]

let kojima do whatever he wants with his games

[wheat sail]

death stranding is abstract art, means nothing

[sage void]

ah ok

[fallen blaze]

Whys it called death stranidng

[sage void]

the story comes together so perfectly and i was crying throughout the entire game

[kindred pewter]

thank you

[sage glade]

i thought programmers loved abstractions

[ionic arch]

true

[opaque sigil]

I'm all for people doing weird shit even if it often can be hilariously bad, if death stranding is good I might give it a shot though

[sage void]

because it follows the post world after the death stranding

[sage void]

its $40 but goes on sale most sales

[fallen blaze]

Holy guacamole

[sage void]

i got it for $20

[wheat sail]

OOP hater

[opaque sigil]

I already own it I just didn't play it

[wheat sail]

[sage void]

but still way cheaper than $70

[sage void]

oh trust me play it

[sinful flare]

yeah im a pro gamer

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/chaingunner-doom-gif-20649870

[fallen blaze]

Will death stranding turn you violent

[sage void]

some of the best 40 hours of my life playing that game

[sage void]

no

[sage glade]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/673310/Adam_Waste/

Steam

Adam Waste

In this story you'll witness the mystery of the distant future being Adam Waste.This is not about the spooky horror or even not about the starving survival. This is about you after many thousands of years. Will you feel loneliness or will you be frightened? All that matters is who you loved yesterday is gonna bring to you the hardest nightmare t...

Price

$11.99

▶ Play video

[weary tapir]

My friend groups discord theme is currently freshwater pond animals and this bit is going insane I won’t lie

[sage glade]

the original strand type game

[ionic arch]

lmao love it

[fallen blaze]

Its mario

[opaque sigil]

not being able to shoot people might get annoying but maybe I also redownload mgsv

[wheat sail]

same

[weary tapir]

These people are insane

[wheat sail]

the shotgun on my desk keeps talking to me

[sage void]

no you can shoot people

just uh

be careful lol

[marsh ibex]

[fallen blaze]

That reminds of that one gif

[sage glade]

JUST CAUSE I'M FRAGILE
DOESN'T MEAN I'M FRAGILE

[opaque sigil]

not being able to shoot people without it being a pain in the ass

[fallen blaze]

Of that dude

[sage void]

after 48 ingame hours they turn into BTs

[opaque sigil]

I don't know what that means

[sage glade]

joji

[sage void]

there are non lethal guns lol

[opaque sigil]

oh

nvm then

pew pew

[sage void]

they just knock them out instead they do the same thing

and theres also bola guns which wrap terrorists up with rope

[marsh ibex]

be me

[coral prawn]

Water guns...

[marsh ibex]

don’t go to the gym for almost this entire week

[coral prawn]

I rather not

[opaque sigil]

oh nice batman shit

[marsh ibex]

almost 150 lbs

pain

[wheat sail]

gym is a scam cause you can exercise anywheere

[sage void]

there is also sneaking into bases

[opaque sigil]

well it's kojima

[ionic arch]

oh god I heard about that

Kojima write a human woman challenge (impossible)

[coral prawn]

Just to pushups all days

[sage void]

and taking them out with strands, you do that until you unlock the first bola gun

[wheat sail]

youd be pretty fit from just pushups and squats

[marsh ibex]

oh yeah kojima

that guy

[sage void]

then theres the bt grenades

[fallen blaze]

150 pounds of pure muscle???

[ionic arch]

butt grenades...

Yoshi's Island??

[wheat sail]

corn

[sage glade]

not sure if it's just a woman thing, i thought some of the dialogue was weird all around regardless of origin

[coral prawn]

Kirb

[sage void]

the guy that makes masterpieces

[sinful flare]

du gu du gu dundun dundugdun dundugdun dundugdun dundugdun duda da da da da...dugdun dundugdun

[sage glade]

although idk about any of his other games

[wheat sail]

150 kg

[marsh ibex]

no he’s that guy who’s kinda a jerk

[wheat sail]

of chocolate butter

[fallen blaze]

What's kg

[sage void]

he isnt tho

[wheat sail]

kilogam

[marsh ibex]

Yea he is

[fallen blaze]

Top 5 kilogram

[sage void]

please give me proof then

[ionic arch]

entirely probable I just remember hearing some unreal shit with a couple of those Metal Gear Solids

[opaque sigil]

does it really matter if he's a jerk

[marsh ibex]

He spat in my cup of water

[sage void]

💀

[wheat sail]

I met kojima at the supermarket...

[fallen blaze]

Never meet your heroes

[marsh ibex]

oh yeah

[wheat sail]

electrical infetterence

[marsh ibex]

the paris olympics are a thing

[ionic arch]

he does look genuinely excited about what he's doing all the time so... that's nice, I suppose

[marsh ibex]

don’t care

[marsh ibex]

yeah I could tell

[fallen blaze]

Paris will win

[wheat sail]

and people are already threatening terrorist attacks

[sage void]

i do feel bad for him because his english is really good but hes shy about it which is fair

[marsh ibex]

He did this dance after he spat in my water

[sage void]

if im speaking my second language i usually feel uncomfortable too

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[marsh ibex]

Then he crawled on the ceiling and broke into the ventilation

[kindred pewter]

ngl I would have drank the water

and taste it out of 1 to ten

[marsh ibex]

I deadass didn’t ask

[sage void]

you should see his insta its so funny

[kindred pewter]

meanie

rude

[sage void]

he has no idea how to use it lol

[kindred pewter]

unpolite

[sage glade]

this orange hallucinayten

[marsh ibex]

No it’s rude to tell people shit like that unprompted

[ionic arch]

I think you might have run into Kojimo actually

you might have an infestation

[marsh ibex]

I just sat down

[wheat sail]

hi just sat down

[fallen blaze]

Good one

[sage void]

i mean, you kinda brought up the spit in water joke

[marsh ibex]

I hate legs

[kindred pewter]

Hi hate legs

[sage void]

but whatever

[marsh ibex]

[sage void]

joker you should hop on terraria

[marsh ibex]

I will

Not

[sage void]

smh

[wheat sail]

agent theres lots of new games

dont clutch onto the past

[sage void]

yes and i play them

[kindred pewter]

but they're all mid

[fallen blaze]

Games in general are bad

[opaque sigil]

just like terraria

[sage void]

i have like 40 games in my queue rn

[sage void]

so wrong

[wheat sail]

uninstall terraria

their devs are not good

people

[sage void]

btw do you want to hop on calamity today

[wheat sail]

i cancelled them

[sage void]

we should probably beat brain soon

[fallen blaze]

The devs killed my grandma

[kindred pewter]

sure

[sage glade]

the devs spawned my grandma

[kindred pewter]

we can

[sage void]

alr

[wheat sail]

the devs made terraria

[coral prawn]

How rude

Eww terraria

[wheat sail]

exactly

[fallen blaze]

She was singing minecraft

[wheat sail]

bootleg minecraft

but 'pixel graphics'

[fallen blaze]

2d minecraft

[wheat sail]

overrated to me

[fallen blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/super-smash-bros-donkey-kong-strong-punch-punch-wind-up-gif-24718689

This how terriara attacks

But no punch

[coral prawn]

Real and trye

[kindred pewter]

no you idiot terraria attacks are so much better let me show you an example

[strong sorrel]

“Why do you hate the devs?!”
“BECAUSE THE DEVS KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?!”
“…how did the devs kill your grandma? How much was silksong delayed?”
“I. WAS THE ONE WHO DELAYED SILKSONG.”

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-video-game-fight-gif-16453564

[fallen blaze]

EXCITING GAMEPLAY

[wheat sail]

fastest terraria attack

[coral prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-pvp-gif-27478996

[kindred pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/ggst-guilty-gear-guilty-gear-strive-slayer-ky-kiske-gif-12240340885065364985

[fallen blaze]

True...

[kindred pewter]

this is how terraria pvp goes

[sage void]

@coral prawn want to join us in calamity

[fallen blaze]

Woah terriara lookin good

[kindred pewter]

he hates good games

[sage void]

we might need help with brain lol

[coral prawn]

No😔

[kindred pewter]

like ligma company

[sage void]

smhhh

[wheat sail]

sped up 100x

[kindred pewter]

no wait he likes mid games LIKE ligma company

[coral prawn]

I don't have terraria in MY account

[fallen blaze]

Ligma ?

[kindred pewter]

Ligma balls

[wheat sail]

mods?

ligma terraria

[fallen blaze]

Does terraria have ligma

[coral prawn]

I might buy it tomorrow actually....

[wheat sail]

terraria only has bad game design and a decrepit code graphics base

[coral prawn]

Terraria balls

[fallen blaze]

Celeste is like good terriara

[wheat sail]

celeste is like if mario and terraria adopted a baby and strictly raised it in helicopter parenting

[grand ferry]

disappointment

[coral prawn]

How?

I just simply loged in on my dads account

[grand ferry]

calamidy infernum

[kindred pewter]

we both are bad at the game

[silk zodiac]

lost my run to those fucking birds but new run started w lens maker we are so back

[sage glade]

https://tenor.com/bHwzA.gif

[coral prawn]

[kindred pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/pov-terraria-mage-kingcobrajfs-gif-25848319

[fallen blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-try-lego-fortnite-funny-pikguy-doppiuz-lego-fortnite-gif-10210660854382845032

[coral prawn]

Real

[wheat sail]

Dumbest ai with overtuned stats, best game design

[silk zodiac]

risk of rain returns enemy

[sage glade]

looks edible

[coral prawn]

Ooooh

[sage glade]

i'm just especially hungry today

[coral prawn]

Its rocks....

[fallen blaze]

Horse

[silk zodiac]

they're called Swifts

[ionic arch]

you're making me hungry by proxy

[sage glade]

Taylors

[fiery burrow]

i missed terraria slander wtf

[ionic arch]

gonna get at some cornbread or some shit

[sage glade]

uh oh

did you hear that corn

[coral prawn]

Terraria sucks bad and AI and such

[fiery burrow]

TRUE TRUE

[coral prawn]

👂

[fallen blaze]

All ears

[coral prawn]

I am like Leonardo davinci I only have one ear

[wheat sail]

what a joke

[coral prawn]

Not really

[ionic arch]

wait

shit

[wheat sail]

HATE THIS MF

[silk zodiac]

we eating good so far

[atomic sparrow]

no we're not

those aren't sandwich

or burger

[silk zodiac]

mitosis is meh but it's red so

[fallen blaze]

pozza

[marsh ibex]

hey nerd

[atomic sparrow]

i love the colour red !!!

[marsh ibex]

did you listen to the latest drop

[olive bobcat]

A little tricky

[coral prawn]

We are starving to night boys

[silk zodiac]

you got this

[fallen blaze]

Disney bully type interaction

[wheat sail]

is taht dead cells

[coral prawn]

Ofc I have been listening to it almost all day

[silk zodiac]

so close kirb

[fallen blaze]

Dead by daylight

[fallen blaze]

Mixed with celeste

[wheat sail]

dead cellphone

[marsh ibex]

I might go crazy with spotify free it keeps linking me to his older songs when I’m trynna peep the new album

[opaque sigil]

katana zero lookin shit

[wheat sail]

just patch in spotify premium

[fallen blaze]

Celeste wishes it was katana zero

[coral prawn]

Spotify free is just the worst

[marsh ibex]

ong

even premium is kinda booty it’s just usable

[wheat sail]

Support Spotify artists and podcasts

Buy premium today

[silk zodiac]

wtf lens maker only has 7% chance in rorr

[coral prawn]

What a scam

[silk zodiac]

hopoo fell off vro glad they sold it to gearbox now

[marsh ibex]

I don’t think there’s a single miss in this album ngl

[wheat sail]

Also they removed lyrics from Spotify free pensive

[fallen blaze]

Cuh..

[marsh ibex]

they just made it limited monthly for some fucking reason

it’s not like you can’t google lyrics for free I genuinely can’t fathom why they did that

[wheat sail]

They are telling me to memorize the lyrics

[marsh ibex]

True

[wheat sail]

They wanna get the 10 extra users who will buy premium just for lyrics

[marsh ibex]

Goofy ass shit

[coral prawn]

Shogun is just so fun to listen to

[marsh ibex]

It doesn’t even make sense they take the lyrics from random fucking websites and not every song has the lyrics

[marsh ibex]

VIP also goes hard

[cunning geode]

spotify lyrics are botched

[marsh ibex]

And yet it’s somehow paywalled now so fucking lame

[wheat sail]

It'd be better if they paywalled an actual shuffle

[marsh ibex]

💀

Spotify just sucks

I don’t get how hard it is to implement a proper shuffle that doesn’t just stay on one rotation

[coral prawn]

I got the same song like 3 times in a row with shuffle

[wide quartz]

When will Spotify make a gacha system

But it's songs instead of characters

[coral prawn]

Please don't give them ideas

[marsh ibex]

Spotify CEO downloads honkai star rail

sees potential

world ends

[dapper dove]

pretty in character for spotify

[marsh ibex]

idk how apple music is actually better than spotify how do you fumble that bad that apple is doing better than you

[dapper dove]

just buy stuff from artists on bandcamp instead of paying for bullshit like spotify premium

[wheat sail]

https://youtu.be/M_OdUcii2v8

[spare fractal]

I just watched a bunch of ads for Kirby games back to back

Kirby fucking blew up a kitten in one ad

[wheat sail]

Based

[ionic arch]

that tracks

[spare fractal]

did you watch the one where kirby gets busted out of jail by his kirby friends

[silk zodiac]

28% chance for double damage now

[marsh ibex]

Why is it so dark

[silk zodiac]

I paused the game, it doesn't auto pause when you tab out

sadly

[wheat sail]

I don't get ads

[spare fractal]

well even if you did get ads you wouldn't have seen that one because it came out in 2003!

[coral prawn]

you can change that in settings

[silk zodiac]

can you :o

lemme try find

also

[silk zodiac]

it's thqwib time

[kindred pewter]

NO FUCKING FUCK IS THAT KIRBSTAR

[wheat sail]

the ta

[wide quartz]

Tazer

[silk zodiac]

just did it, tysm

[fallen blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/kirbyy-gif-27456779

[wheat sail]

Kirby the type of guy

[coral prawn]

Np👍

[wheat sail]

Corn so wholes

[fallen blaze]

Kirby the type of guy to eat

[polar lintel]

release date ss??

[coral prawn]

No

[wheat sail]

August 12

[lament lotus]

Whatever, Go my thqwib

[wheat sail]

Chew quietly and swallow

[silk zodiac]

[fallen blaze]

Gulp

[silk zodiac]

I got the key equipment now though, so maybe I get thquib back in final level before providence

[fiery burrow]

august has more good titles than all of 2022 combined fr

and wog2

[wheat sail]

World of goo goo

[coral prawn]

Goo...

[fiery burrow]

slime rancher 2 and tunic were 2022 but ignore that

[wheat sail]

Silksong Redditors crying that they copied art, ari literally doesn't care smiling with the devs

[fiery burrow]

Ari actually understands how art works

[opaque sigil]

august 8 has pop:tlc on steam and umbrella academy season 4

[fiery burrow]

why wasn't it on steam in the first place

[silk zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/world-of-goo-gif-7456318035951450755

[versed pollen]

I hope plants vs. zombies releases on steam soon

[lament lotus]

what is that

the pop one

[wheat sail]

Prince of poop

Hehe

[lament lotus]

OH

thats awesome actually

[wheat sail]

🪧

[lament lotus]

minecraft sign lfg

[fallen blaze]

Minecraft

[opaque sigil]

prince of persia the lost crown

banger of a game

[wheat sail]

The learning channel

[lament lotus]

shrue

[fiery burrow]

you keep glazing its abilities it better be that good

[opaque sigil]

it is but it's also a bit short

[wheat sail]

Is it replayable 1000 times

[opaque sigil]

a few times at least

my second playthrough was still a blast

[fiery burrow]

short games can be peak a lot of the time

[lament lotus]

first day "Overwhelmingly Negative"

[opaque sigil]

this seems longer than it took me but maybe I'm misremembering

[fiery burrow]

I wouldn't call 16 hours short

[wheat sail]

Requires PSN

[lament lotus]

isnt it a switch game

[opaque sigil]

ig I have 30 hours and two playthroughs so about 15 hours

[fallen blaze]

Cu uh

[silk zodiac]

I thought mitosis was this item... so now i have both lol they synergise well

[random shale]

I saw it in the epic games store

[lament lotus]

thats a different one irrc

[opaque sigil]

no it is the same one

[lament lotus]

what

huh

[opaque sigil]

they just didn't launch on steam initially

[lament lotus]

oh

i was told its a switch only game

nevermind then

[opaque sigil]

whoever told you that lied ig

also while it's not cheap it's only $40

which is nice

[wheat sail]

Anyone got 40

[lament lotus]

fucking money bags over here

[opaque sigil]

compared to a typical aaa title

[fiery burrow]

games are too expensive they should all be tailored to what I want

[random shale]

40 what? Apples? Bananas?

[fiery burrow]

i should sail the high seas

[fallen blaze]

40 doubloons

[coral prawn]

My phone got 40%

[random shale]

Bloons???

[fiery burrow]

im just too burdened with guilt 😔

[fallen blaze]

NOOO

[spare fractal]

help

I'm going on a 14 hour flight and I don't know what to do to kill time

[lament lotus]

candy crush

[fallen blaze]

Dont burn your battery

[lament lotus]

play candy crush for 14 hours

[silk zodiac]

lost my run because I accidentally pressed E and did a loop

[coral prawn]

Play shellrazer

Wait nvm I forgot they removed that from the app store

[random shale]

Sleep

Play chess with the person next to you

[fallen blaze]

14 hours is diabolical

Bra going to the moon

[warped rock]

nap

[random shale]

Bro has never been anywhere out if his country

14 hours is like america to asia or smth

[fallen blaze]

Earth to jupiter

[lament lotus]

14 hours is half way across the world

[lament lotus]

tuee

[wheat sail]

Chess raises your iq

[random shale]

No

[spare fractal]

I'm going from europe to south america so that explains it

[fallen blaze]

Chess makes you stupider

[random shale]

I wish

[random shale]

Real

[marsh ibex]

Movies

[random shale]

Yeah that sounds about right

Watch all of the lord of the rings movies

[wheat sail]

Play on your lil switch

Or steam deck if based

[random shale]

Play on your big switch

[atomic sparrow]

play on pc ?

[random shale]

On a flight?

[spare fractal]

I literally cannot buy steam decks in my country

[fallen blaze]

Bring a lot of candy

[wheat sail]

What country

[random shale]

🤣🫵

[wheat sail]

1984 country

[fallen blaze]

Eat to pass the time

[warped rock]

reinvent time travel perhaps

[lament lotus]

most of the world

[random shale]

Its gonna be smth like belarus

[atomic sparrow]

on a flight.

[silk zodiac]

first item new run, I don't think I ever got this one yet

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-shikanoko-shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitantan-koshitantan-koshitan-gif-13141147732339647007

[fallen blaze]

Only in Ohio

[random shale]

How

[wheat sail]

Just import it

It's not literally if you can actually get it 🤓

[versed pollen]

Wouldn't teleportation be more useful in this instance

[atomic sparrow]

take the pc onto the flight

[lament lotus]

wtf is that

[warped rock]

just time travel to when the flight lands

[random shale]

Boom, no-flight list

[atomic sparrow]

that's just a bad airline then

[versed pollen]

Yea but teleportation would accomplish the same thing without the time passing outside

[random shale]

🦅🦅🦅

[lament lotus]

BOOM, DIVORCED!

[wheat sail]

Before 9/11 you could just bring anything onto a flight

[olive bobcat]

Teleportation between countries sounds lame

[ionic arch]

me end of workday

[random shale]

🦅🦅🦅

[fallen blaze]

Type shit

[silk zodiac]

it's the interstellar desk plant!!!

[spare fractal]

I could do that...

[wheat sail]

Now they won't let you bring water...

Telling me to throw it away

[versed pollen]

Yea... you would be a fan of waiting...

[wheat sail]

Chugging it right there

[fallen blaze]

Cant even bring evil drink into the plane

[lament lotus]

oh shit fr?

[atomic sparrow]

hello

[wheat sail]

why

[olive bobcat]

The journey makes the destination more worthwhile

[random shale]

Then thats more than 3.9 ounces of liquid or whatever it is

[warped rock]

just hide it in your backpack in a giant water bottle

[random shale]

The liquid is piss

[sinful flare]

90% of the content is watching clouds

[olive bobcat]

What's the fun in going to another country if I can go anytime for no hassle

[warped rock]

worked for me

[wheat sail]

Wow a giant water bottle

[olive bobcat]

There's no value

[silk zodiac]

yeah i couldn't tell but it works the same way, enemies create healing fruit plants constantly where they die

[sinful flare]

the other 9% is the airport

[fallen blaze]

Bro it's not about the destination its abt the journey

[sinful flare]

1% is the uhhh

[random shale]

Apparently you can make a bomb out of some liquids, so they limited how much you can have to below the amount

[wheat sail]

My stomach is 1000 Giga ounces

[sinful flare]

other airport

yeah

[olive bobcat]

My Kansan upbringing makes me more resilient against boredom

[random shale]

Wtf is a giga ounce

[wheat sail]

Nobody making a bomb with prime energy

[fallen blaze]

Superman is from kansas

[wheat sail]

1000 mega ounces

[spare fractal]

Is it a good idea to draw on my sketchbook in the plane?

[marsh ibex]

That was the best workoit I’ve ever had

[marsh ibex]

do you want to

[random shale]

You never know 😉

[olive bobcat]

Went on a short 1 hour flight at night, entire time I just stared out the window listening to music

[marsh ibex]

if so, yes

[warped rock]

design cool robots

[olive bobcat]

Not bored at all

[random shale]

Wtf is a mega ounce

[versed pollen]

I guarantee you I am more resiliant to boredom than you

[wheat sail]

Drawing is a useless endeavor

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/starman-superman-hero-starman-superman-gif-5670562936153558097

[wheat sail]

Everything that can be drawn has been drawn

[marsh ibex]

I love imagining the pilot exploding and turning into a goop monster

[spare fractal]

I've been wanting to for this entire vacation but I'm lacking motivation...

[warped rock]

designing cool robots >> classwork

[wide quartz]

Imagine if superman landed in florida

[random shale]

Also, you wish that the imperial system was that easy

[wheat sail]

A kilo ounce

[marsh ibex]

So then do it on the plane

[fallen blaze]

Flrodia man

[random shale]

No

[marsh ibex]

I’m already here tho