sk-discussion

[sage glade]

that ass looks smart

[opaque sigil]

ok so you aren't reading

[worthy crypt]

No

I’m not

[patent forum]

no way...

[worn spruce]

what does that even mean

[sage glade]

what is your pfp from

[full rune]

me building a UI library, moving to site
oh we could use a component here
build it into the library
move back to site
repeat

[opaque sigil]

.

[patent forum]

mfw

[ionic arch]

on announcement it was for PC and Switch. they confirmed they intended to release those first, then port later.

everyone else clamored for day one and delayed their initial process. which surely happens all the time! but it's something we have to consider

[wide quartz]

what is your pfp from

[sage glade]

erm discord update

[patent forum]

ym's house

[worthy crypt]

Oh weird

[sage glade]

i ain't clicking on your profile three times to read your bio

[opaque sigil]

assuming that caused a substantial delay is a strange assumption

[worthy crypt]

Ok thanks

[sage glade]

when i can just ask you

[patent forum]

okay i answered you

[worn spruce]

2 times

[full rune]

developing websites would be faster if we just fired the devops people and we could push straight to main, what's the point of "testing" and "build passes" if it just takes time

[patent forum]

why did ytou ask

[sage glade]

thank you

[patent forum]

youre welcome bes tie

[coarse leaf]

why is the cat at that person's house

[sage glade]

i thought it wa a video game

[worthy crypt]

Same

[patent forum]

caues

[ionic arch]

look controlling the situation is nearly impossible so I always wind up making the clients beta-test it so that all the post-launch WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE WEBSITE WORKS LIKE THIS? nonsense can happen earlier

they... don't remember though, often

[dull jasper]

Then you get this lmao
https://www.vxreddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/10au7jq/myanmar_government_is_pretty_fucked_right_now/

[atomic sparrow]

[sage glade]

the webiste is alive

[ionic arch]

LMAO

published, clearly! in record time!

under hours, under budget...

[cunning geode]

i need to buy... a pizza

[full rune]

i've sen this recycled many times but it's my favorite https://www.vxreddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/x9w0jh/simple_feature/

[ionic arch]

resounding success...

[atomic sparrow]

no you don't Wombat

[fallen blaze]

Pizza time

[sage glade]

wh

[ionic arch]

LMAO

[patent forum]

so smart

[deep laurel]

why vx reddit?

[cunning geode]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/397062813949886466/1066477125105885324/tumblr_dd36eec54582eb1bd93d57218361ccf6_3d887167_500.gif

[ionic arch]

no joke @full rune I spent my morning on a crisis call because a client's subscription filters were "disappearing"

turns out...

[dull jasper]

Then it embeds better

[ionic arch]

they had been clicking on them a bit to the right.

where the delete button was

[full rune]

classic

[ionic arch]

kept deleting all my sales reporting filters

[cunning geode]

is she superstitious?

[ionic arch]

to make their inaccurate 5 hour reporting an accurate 20-minute enterprise

[atomic sparrow]

YOW !!!!!!

my finger

[ionic arch]

I begged my boss to let me comment out the little x so they don't keep doing it. I begged. no dice

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-breaking-bad-raised-eyebrow-mike-breaking-bad-raised-eyebrow-sus-gif-23960669

[ionic arch]

the kid

[sage glade]

go back to the asylum

[cunning geode]

hm

[atomic sparrow]

kid named finger ??? lol !!!

[cunning geode]

dont tempt me

the devil cries when a gamer shits or something idk

[sage glade]

NTA, let the users rot

[atomic sparrow]

what

[teal ivy]

No news in June

We’re so cooked

[sage glade]

they never ever said anything related to june ever

[ionic arch]

but I like helping...

also it's always my problem to solve for some reason and I'm sick of being on call every second of every day

[teal ivy]

just had a lot going for it

[cunning geode]

my cat is in nuzzling mode

[sage glade]

indeed

so many logins

[atomic sparrow]

i feel so sigma..

[teal ivy]

Leth ignoring everyone asking to confirm event appearances

[ionic arch]

I mean the logins suggest some progress. doesn't have to pay off right away. things are cooking

[teal ivy]

indeed

[sage glade]

the progress is them pledging to and promoting another game

[teal ivy]

4 logins in June

[opaque sigil]

the logins are more likely related to that yeah

[ionic arch]

yeah lmao

[sage glade]

which means they have free time and they play other games
we stay winning, silksong july shadowdrop

[ionic arch]

but it meant they took a second to do it! maybe that means they're slightly less slammed as things progress, lmao

ayyyy yeah

[opaque sigil]

taking enough time to play a game demo probably isn't saying that much

[sage glade]

doubters cope

[atomic sparrow]

nah

silksong june shadowdrop

[ionic arch]

next june

[sage glade]

oh right timezones

[atomic sparrow]

think big y'all

nah i'm july 1st rn

[worn spruce]

hopefully we get a deltarune shadow drop soon

[ionic arch]

that's a while out

[atomic sparrow]

i just believe in my agenda that much

[worn spruce]

yeah there was a newsletter wasnt there

[atomic sparrow]

JUNE 9th 2024 THAT IS

[ionic arch]

indie games do sadly take quite a lot of time

[worn spruce]

i mean games in general do

[manic abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-pee-pants-gif-24878081

[ionic arch]

games do too but with bigger teams, which is part gift and part curse

[worn spruce]

its insane we even get anything as good as hk and others

[ionic arch]

mmmmhm

[sage glade]

cmon they are not indie

holliw kingiht has 100k+ reivews

[fiery burrow]

[manic abyss]

True
they're Indier

[worn spruce]

huh?

[ionic arch]

core team of three people. no publisher. if that's not indie idk what is

[opaque sigil]

it's a gag

[ionic arch]

ah

jokes

[opaque sigil]

people do say that tho

[ionic arch]

my age old enemy

[cunning geode]

goes hard

[atomic sparrow]

jok

[sage glade]

my closet is 100 versions of this shirt

even the pants are these shirts upside down

[ionic arch]

true

if silksong were contingent on things people said we'd be so fucked

[hollow terrace]

Any

[ionic arch]

Rekoj Pant

[hollow terrace]

Silksong rumors

[atomic sparrow]

whar is contingent

[sage glade]

dependent

hinged

[lament lotus]

brooo

[atomic sparrow]

shrue

[sage glade]

hi

[full rune]

oh fuck i'm struggling with rent i need $5000 right now

[lament lotus]

hi

[worn spruce]

hi

[teal ivy]

I love cope

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-family-splatoon2-splatoon-salmon-run-the-poop-family-gif-21018875

[atomic sparrow]

i'm struglling with buying silksong give me 153 bucks RN !

[sage glade]

why is window talking to himself

[lament lotus]

SPLATOON!!

[ionic arch]

lmao buddy I fuckin' wish I was fluid enough to do that

we're already broke and rent's due today and frankly idk how much longer I can keep all of this up

[atomic sparrow]

2 days

[ionic arch]

if I were somehow rich I would literally help with rent money

but also if I were rich I'd need to guillotine myself stat

[atomic sparrow]

what

[worn spruce]

why

[lament lotus]

A connection error has occured.

[ionic arch]

there is no ethical rich

[full rune]

wtf i was just joking to exploit you for funds 😭

[worn spruce]

astro what are you trying to do

[cunning geode]

Elon's defense

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-gif-22013263

[ionic arch]

I know it's a gag but like I would be a daylong sucker with significantly less limited resources

[fiery burrow]

🍽️ 💰

[worn spruce]

dont eat money

[atomic sparrow]

eat the rich ?

[worn spruce]

its probably bad for health

[sage glade]

what if i sell lemonade

[full rune]

hope something changes though, sounds like youre a bit worn out from it all

[atomic sparrow]

you wont' be rich if yo usell lemon

[cerulean moat]

Some say he's still at that BBQ

[fiery burrow]

Bill Gates started with a lemonade stand

[ionic arch]

to sell enough lemonade to be rich you'd have to do horrible things

[sage glade]

i forgot lemons were alive

[fiery burrow]

Like poison the lemonade?

[sage glade]

[ionic arch]

thank you 😭 I really do appreciate it

[full rune]

or change your name to mike and sell hard lemonade

[worn spruce]

nah you ask them for lemonade money but dont give them that

[ionic arch]

billion dollar idea, that's quality thinking

[sage glade]

what's that

like lemonade made with hard water?

[ionic arch]

lemonade but u put a nail in it...

[wide quartz]

FUCK are you french

[worn spruce]

like the hk nail

[sage glade]

why so aggressive...

[worn spruce]

does the knight sell lemonade

[cunning geode]

its yummy alcohol i drink

[atomic sparrow]

zal turn username FUCK into mike please and thank you

[sage glade]

idk how people in developed countries drink straight from the tap

[worn spruce]

if the knight sold lemonade i'd buy the entire stall

[sage glade]

our water is so fucking ironated that iron creatures begin developing inside our water purifiers

[ionic arch]

qu'est-ce que c'est?

[sage glade]

that we have to cull every month

[worn spruce]

iron creatures??

[atomic sparrow]

if grimm sold lemonade i would NOT buy that

[sage glade]

yes

[wide quartz]

german

[ionic arch]

isn't that... ironic

[worn spruce]

what planet do you live on

[sage glade]

from all the iron particles coagulating

[sage glade]

the world where iron exists

what answer are you looking for

[worn spruce]

i dont even know what an iron creature would be

[cunning geode]

we live on the planet with an iron core

[sage glade]

https://tenor.com/bFkC0.gif

[worn spruce]

like its made of iron

[atomic sparrow]

what what ?? iron creatures ??

[sage glade]

is rdj an earth?

[ionic arch]

I am not french, I'm a little colony reject that keeps getting punted between North American territories

[atomic sparrow]

these guys ??

[sage glade]

also FUCK you

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-michigan-clearly-youve-never-been-to-michigan-before-gif-20926790

[ionic arch]

ayyyyy that's one of 'em

[sage glade]

if you're genuinely asking, it's just blobs of iron

[atomic sparrow]

WHAT

i'm dissapointed

[ionic arch]

definitely tracks

[worn spruce]

but they are alive?

how

[ionic arch]

anything's alive if you believe it

[sage glade]

is blood alive?

it tastes like iron

[cunning geode]

because it is iron

[sage glade]

no it's blood

[cunning geode]

the earth has a molten core of iron... and we as humans have fluid blood made of iron...

poetic

[sage glade]

and i ask you again

is tony stark a planet

[worn spruce]

there's blood in your tap water

[cunning geode]

sure

he's someone's world

[worn spruce]

whos blood is it

[sage glade]

wow

touche

[atomic sparrow]

is tony stark real tho

[worn spruce]

are you

[ionic arch]

lonely snark

[atomic sparrow]

yeah i am real

but is tony stark ?

[worn spruce]

well so is he

[atomic sparrow]

he is ???

iron man is real ?

[cunning geode]

yeah billionaires making warmachines are real

[worn spruce]

yeah

[sage glade]

ngl you got me actually questioning

[ionic arch]

the famous Andy from the MCU

[atomic sparrow]

hi

[sage glade]

they filter out all arsenic and whatever but slack on iron

[sage glade]

what about ones who feel remorse

[cunning geode]

thats kinda not the solution

[ionic arch]

loved you in The Unstoppable Andy: Grafted Space

[fallen blaze]

I am ironman

[cunning geode]

good song

ima go listen to that

[worn spruce]

how do you know

[fallen blaze]

Jarvis activate ironman mode

[sage glade]

for what

[worn spruce]

jarvis is in this server?

[fallen blaze]

No

[cunning geode]

billionaires making warmachines idk

[worn spruce]

damn

[ionic arch]

Manron

also fuck the MCU

[worn spruce]

yeah

[cunning geode]

true

[sage glade]

alt u

[atomic sparrow]

mcu vs me who wins

[worn spruce]

me

[fallen blaze]

Andy

[sage glade]

i think the mcu cast could decimate the middle east

it's not even close

[ionic arch]

Andy

[atomic sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/868779414673031208/1139330386304966788/makesweet-r1wj5l.gif

🫡

[fallen blaze]

When is andy day

[sage glade]

what

[atomic sparrow]

trolled...

[atomic sparrow]

june 9th

[sage glade]

deprided

[trail zodiac]

https://www.thegamer.com/hollow-knight-silksong-more-official-merch-still-no-release-date/ why

[sage glade]

clicks

[fallen blaze]

Licks

[atomic sparrow]

lol... Lmao.

[violet path]

Tricks

[sage glade]

you know i can't resist the mozzy

[cunning geode]

Paranoid is almost 54 years old, good god

[sage glade]

i thought you wrote "i'm almost"

[cunning geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/232587540719206400/1241990333525397554/maurice.gif

[stuck tusk]

When is silksong releasing

[dull jasper]

At some point I would imagine

[ionic arch]

when the song is over

[full rune]

btw thegamer is as bad as gamerant

[wanton eagle]

Silk

[lament lotus]

absolute power

[cunning geode]

thank you

[violet path]

Gamerant is bad?

[delicate ice]

reallyM

?

[tulip edge]

What's wrong with an ant playing video games?

[lament lotus]

Pacmans a bad guy?

hi mashed

[tulip edge]

Hi Astro

[wanton eagle]

two ping lmao

[tulip edge]

He disrespects the dead

Pac-Man ate my grandma's ghost

[quartz cave]

writing a new screenrant article about this

[stuck tusk]

ik 😭

[lament lotus]

bro theyre trying to kill him

[quartz cave]

"hollow knight discord admin insults completely unnafiliated websites thegamer and gamerant in response of someone posting an article"

[wanton eagle]

[quartz cave]

gotta scrap the bottom of the barrel thats top quality for us in screenrant

[lament lotus]

thousand yard stare

[quartz cave]

hi KarK'

[wanton eagle]

hii Ismo!

hope you're doin' great.

[quartz cave]

btd6

[tulip edge]

All they want to do is give him a hug, it's not their fault he's allergic!

Maybe 'Pac-Man' should 'Pac' his bags and just leave

[weary tapir]

The fact this tweet needs to exist is so funny

[tulip edge]

I'm about to throw a fit

[weary tapir]

https://fxtwitter.com/tempoaxe/status/1807124103876493731?s=46&t=U8B0-0qHt_21QWlNI4sP_w

[lament lotus]

what the fuck

[quartz cave]

chaT

[lament lotus]

i genuinely thought i was hallucinating

[quartz cave]

hop on btd6

[lament lotus]

hi ismo

[violet path]

just threw something

[weary tapir]

You are

We aren’t real

This is a dream

[lament lotus]

so i can kill you

[weary tapir]

Yes

[lament lotus]

awesome

[pine frost]

is this about the hungry box crab incident

[lament lotus]

the incident

[supple widget]

We are all Team Cherry's hallucination

[modest night]

Hey guys what's up

[full rune]

the ceiling

[marsh ibex]

Welp

shoulda checked the eye doctor’s hours before I left forgot they’re closed on mondays

[ionic arch]

low-effort wikipedia edits to the page The Isle of the Dead (painting)

[civic salmon]

Is this real?

[ionic arch]

possessed by the need to mention that both The Boy and the Heron and Kentucky Route Zero have visual reference to it

[glacial wren]

yep

[ionic arch]

my friend, look at that horrible font gradient and ask yourself again

[modest night]

Stop lying to them...

[marsh ibex]

no

it’s not real

Sigh

[civic salmon]

I am just coping at this point

[high hedge]

Never stop

[civic salmon]

K

[hoary rain]

lol

[high hedge]

If you believe everything, eventually you’ll believe the right thing

[atomic sparrow]

[glacial wren]

i'm grieving

[high hedge]

My condolences

[modest night]

No way signalis core behavior

[ionic arch]

I keep being told that I need to play that because I'm gay

looking forward to uh understanding the connection

[weary tapir]

This guy threw a chair and shattered glass https://fxtwitter.com/mfslayer/status/1807127808965304811?s=46&t=U8B0-0qHt_21QWlNI4sP_w

[marsh ibex]

I guess you could say he

sounded the alarm

and shattered it like glass

[weary tapir]

I’m gonna scream

[violet path]

Elder ring

[glacial wren]

i think silksong suffered the same fate as foodfight and they're scrambling to get out a finished product to recuperate their losses

[violet path]

Isnt working :(

[marsh ibex]

Did I cover you in scars

don’t worry though

[weary tapir]

You’ve depressed me

[marsh ibex]

roses’ll start coming through the cracks

with all that time that you killed

[violet path]

Joker have you played terraria

Joker you should play terraria

Again

[weary tapir]

I heard that song in sonic frontiers and I remember being so confused

[weary tapir]

https://fxtwitter.com/nechesmetal/status/1807182756394451240?s=46&t=U8B0-0qHt_21QWlNI4sP_w

[pine frost]

Oh wow

[hollow terrace]

Fucked up world we live in chat

[marsh ibex]

it was in their marketing lol

well before I’m here was their main thing

[cunning geode]

goddamn mortal kombat players

[weary tapir]

I think it plays during the credits

[marsh ibex]

yeah

not during hard mode though

I think one ok rock’s new logo incorporates sonic too

[modest night]

You'll get it when you play the game just remember the look of that painting

[marsh ibex]

Or idk

Something

[marsh ibex]

so you’re not european

[modest night]

That meme is like as old as you

[marsh ibex]

So it’s older than you?

[wheat sail]

goo goo gaga

[modest night]

Sure honestly as long as I get to make fun of you at the end of the day I can take it

[spare fractal]

hi sonia

[marsh ibex]

when you’re as young as I am

and look as young as I do

you take what you can get

[wheat sail]

BITING MY NAILS

[modest night]

Hiiii

[wheat sail]

hey

[coral prawn]

That is to much hp for a single boss

[marsh ibex]

too

I should like

[coral prawn]

🤫

[marsh ibex]

start that thing I wanted to start

[wheat sail]

knitting?

[marsh ibex]

No

[wheat sail]

[marsh ibex]

@wanton eagle 🤨

[wanton eagle]

You scared me wth

[marsh ibex]

good

[modest night]

"200X" in bio, look at that 2009er

[wanton eagle]

I forgor

I do act like nine

[modest night]

Uh huh

[ionic arch]

nope, shockingly

but I do know about how the painting is / was all over europe and experienced a gaggle of Austrians laughing about it

[marsh ibex]

what is the point of putting 200X in your bio if you’re just gonna say it

[wanton eagle]

[marsh ibex]

that’s what a group of austrians is called?

the more you know

[ionic arch]

yeah, parliament of owls, gaggle of austrians...

[marsh ibex]

A nuisance of floridians

[ionic arch]

very true

[ionic arch]

I understand and respect aspects of Florida.

on the other hand, keep it the fuck away from me

[marsh ibex]

you might wanna leave this channel then

[violet path]

Your loss

Florida is awesome

During october-february

[marsh ibex]

There’re two floridians here right now

[violet path]

Other than that

Ehhh

[ionic arch]

oh floridians are fine

mostly

generally

at least half

[hollow terrace]

Im so BROKEN

[violet path]

I cant fix you

[hollow terrace]

Thanks

[ionic arch]

I'm not worried about Floridians who love Hollow Knight

[violet path]

I hate hollow knight

And im floridian

[full rune]

i hate floridians

[violet path]

Wow

[ionic arch]

y'all have incredible nature

Miami makes me nauseous

transphobia makes me violent

[violet path]

Ive never met a transphobic floridian

[full rune]

its not just miami, sarasota / bradenton is also incredibly racist and anti-lgbtq

[violet path]

Im from central florida ive never been to miami

I have been to the east coast though

Coco beach

Beautiful

[wheat sail]

mr worldwide

[ionic arch]

oh yeah I've heard lots else about that

I do have a friend who lives in Florida

I'm just never visiting them with the uh. state of the law

[full rune]

uh oh here comes the other floridian

[marsh ibex]

I lived in a blue county my entire life and it is not hard to find a transphobic floridian

[marsh ibex]

Bitch I’ve been here

shut the fuck up

[violet path]

I guess i dont exactly go around asking

[ionic arch]

Everglades are cool as fuck

[marsh ibex]

most people don’t

[violet path]

I do want to leave this state though

Its cool and all but

[full rune]

so glad i'm outta florida

[violet path]

18 years is enough

[marsh ibex]

it’s just in the way they conduct themselves or talk

Or exist in a space

[coarse leaf]

as if transphobes need you to ask for them to tell they are shitasses

rent fucking free 🧠

[violet path]

Oh well then i dont really know anyone like that then

[marsh ibex]

You prolly just don’t notice

[violet path]

And you know me mr popular i know so many people

[marsh ibex]

yeah

[ionic arch]

yeah it's not really in the asking

it seeps into everything

actions speak

and you get a pretty good radar if you're used to it being life or death

[fallen blaze]

Flordia

[ionic arch]

Floordad

[hazy summit]

The gator land

[fallen blaze]

I'm gonna go in like a week to flordia

[hazy summit]

Good luck

[fallen blaze]

Flroda

[violet path]

If i dont get into a nyc college i guess i’ll stay here in florida

[marsh ibex]

having a religious family makes that pretty obvioud

[violet path]

But i no no wanna

[marsh ibex]

it’s just funny yknow

[fallen blaze]

From warm to cold

[marsh ibex]

one of the biggest only good things they did was raise the “be a good person part” better than the “oh yeah these people are going to hell” part

[violet path]

I went to nyc for 4 days last January and it was absolutely amazing

I want to live there so bad

[marsh ibex]

Could not be me

[violet path]

But yknow money

[marsh ibex]

I cannot stand the cold

[ionic arch]

I spent a solid part of my youth in like christo-conservative Michigan that was desperately trying to brand itself as "cool" and normal

[violet path]

Florida got disney tho

And universal

And busch gardens

[crisp pelican]

I'm so glad that silksong is out

[violet path]

So thaaaats nice

[violet path]

Truee

[fallen blaze]

Going somewhere as a like a tourist or vacation is diff than living there but i dont wanna sound weird

[hazy summit]

Stop it

[marsh ibex]

15

[full rune]

just wear a jacket smh

[violet path]

Ya obviously thats not what i meant

[ionic arch]

I have a pretty good sense of which youth pastor types will try to "befriend" me and later land the wheel on slurs

[full rune]

been to busch gardens of tampa more times than i can count (i lived in brandon)

[marsh ibex]

And even this is extremely tenuous as I was a pretty shitty person in middle school and early ninth grade

[marsh ibex]

brandon?

don’t tell us who you’re voting for blud

[full rune]

LETS GO BRANDON

[violet path]

Most of my family isnt religious besides me and my mother

[marsh ibex]

I’m so funny

[violet path]

yoo lets go

Same

[weary tapir]

That’s where I am right now!

[violet path]

Not the brandin part the busch gardens prk

[marsh ibex]

I’ve been to busch gardens like twice

[ionic arch]

ayyyyyyy! good luck lmao

[marsh ibex]

pretty fun both times

[violet path]

Have fun amigo

[marsh ibex]

first time I went there actually cured me of my fear of heights

[violet path]

Same

[weary tapir]

Y’all this power line should not have this I feel

[fallen blaze]

Detroit is the best part

[marsh ibex]

it’s fine

Probably

[violet path]

Used to be terrified of rollercoasters until i got peer pressured onto falcons fury

[violet path]

Literally was convinced i was gonna die

[weary tapir]

I am on my way to the bakery

[full rune]

now that i moved i can't think of 1 good thing about Brandon

[weary tapir]

I want a cherry filled croissant

[marsh ibex]

you lived there

[violet path]

Aww

[ionic arch]

if that's a problem I'm gonna need help dismantling all the grape vines growing all over the powerlines in TO alleyways

[marsh ibex]

Where’s my RING

[ionic arch]

but I also wouldn't want to because they're beautiful

[violet path]

Florida is cool because bucs

[sage glade]

the powerline's got some nerve...

[fallen blaze]

Packed up by the lions

[weary tapir]

Guys a girl I graduated with is running for state representative

[lament lotus]

touch it

[weary tapir]

And like everyone around the island has her sign

[violet path]

Thats so cool

Like actually

[marsh ibex]

that’s crazy what state

[weary tapir]

Michigan

[ionic arch]

what uh

what kind of policies does she support

[brittle garnet]

i hope she's- yeah

[weary tapir]

Idk I haven’t checked I just see her sign everywhere

[violet path]

Thats literally so amazing woww

[lament lotus]

thats cool

[marsh ibex]

I was gonna make a joke about doxxing you

[violet path]

I havent graduated yet so

[marsh ibex]

now I can’t do that

thanks

[ionic arch]

happened to me once (kinda)

my dad's hang on the porch, fish in the river buddy out in southern Ontario started appearing on NDP signs when I was back a decade later

[marsh ibex]

am I high

[violet path]

I wish

[marsh ibex]

or did that emot exhane

Like theee times

[violet path]

??

I did 🗣️ and thats it

[marsh ibex]

it was like

pk

then true

then yell

[weary tapir]

It’s just so strange because it’s like “I went to highschool with her and now I see her sign in front of half the islands houses”

[lament lotus]

hallucinating

[weary tapir]

I live on an island

It’s fun!

[spare fractal]

can someone kill me so I can posess joker as a ghost

[marsh ibex]

wouldn’t be the first time

[wheat sail]

ghost busters

[violet path]

The valedictorian of my hs this year is like a whole superhero

[weary tapir]

Another girl I graduated with got tiktok famous and started a content house

[marsh ibex]

I forgot who our valedictorian was exactly

[spare fractal]

please?

[marsh ibex]

sorry but that’s not working again

[violet path]

Shes got like 11 gpa, going to some crazy ivy school i dont recall which one on full ride, plus shes joining i think either the navy or the marines either before or after starting her university years i dont remember what the itinerary was

[ionic arch]

oh god that shit scares me so bad

[marsh ibex]

I have a healthy amount of ectoplasm in my nervous system now

[violet path]

Terraria

[marsh ibex]

I’m about to crash out

[violet path]

Wtff

[ionic arch]

I can't imagine something more punishing than a reality tv house for content creators

[wheat sail]

i can eat a whole submarine sandwich in a 10 seconds

[marsh ibex]

That sounds fucking awful

[ionic arch]

that's not true I can all the time but like

[violet path]

Ok thats even cooler

[marsh ibex]

I drank that thing that one time

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/eatme-blacksam-blacksament-breakfast-club-gif-23983761

[violet path]

I was there

[spare fractal]

i'm so tired I wanna go to sleep at 2pm...

[marsh ibex]

I should make that again

[violet path]

What if i stopped trying in school and just joined the air force after graduating or something

[marsh ibex]

not worth it

[violet path]

Dont they have jetpacks now

[marsh ibex]

Still not worth it

[violet path]

aw man thats the marines

[ionic arch]

eugh

[violet path]

This tech is sick though

Some science fiction type

[ionic arch]

don't uh
don't do that to yourself

or anyone else

[marsh ibex]

Still not worth it bro

[violet path]

Dont they pay for your college after your service??

[marsh ibex]

there’re only two types of people who join the military and prosper

the overly nationalistic types

[full rune]

MURICA

[marsh ibex]

or the people who have nothing else to do, or have no other options

[ionic arch]

everyone I know who went for that got fucked out of it

they literally do not have to deliver on that promise

[marsh ibex]

also GI bill is kinda weird sometimes

[violet path]

What about valedictorian girl

[stark estuary]

https://youtu.be/C3XQuF21fto?feature=shared

[violet path]

Oh wait maybe it was the salutatorian who was doing military

[stark estuary]

Comparison is the thief of joy.

[violet path]

Tammo with the wisdom

[ionic arch]

I know people who became tools of the state to get "free college," had to do horrible things, had their souls fucking broken, and found out they got none of what they signed up for.

there are always people on the other end of your gun, and I cannot fathom trusting anyone in office in America rn, let alone ever

[marsh ibex]

That’s kirb

[violet path]

I know kirb when i see him

[marsh ibex]

clearly not

[ionic arch]

like you do in fact kill people

it is a trick. it is not worth it.

[violet path]

Kirb had a star in his pfp

[marsh ibex]

the other kirb my guy

the lore one

[violet path]

Ohhhh

That makes more sense

[stark estuary]

At the end of the day you don’t know what other people’s circumstances are and that shouldn’t have any bearing in your decision with what to do with your life

[marsh ibex]

just you know keep in mind

[stark estuary]

Bro is not jetstream sam

[marsh ibex]

most people in the military in the US

[ionic arch]

like they literally just made it legal for a president to assassinate any rival and face no repercussions.

guess who carries that out?

you wanna be on the hook for that?

[marsh ibex]

do not recommend it

To others

[wheat sail]

If you make a mistake and do not learn from it, that is a second mistake.

[stark estuary]

Kirbstar, the Art of War

[lament lotus]

the shadelord guy?

[stark estuary]

Master Oogway said this

[cunning geode]

i love how this doesnt even look surreal. we have jetpacks now and its just like "yeah thats cool"

[wheat sail]

📖

[marsh ibex]

Shine lord, but yeah

[violet path]

Both my grandfathers served in the military im just keeping my eyes open to options

[stark estuary]

Well it was shade lord at one point

[lament lotus]

oh cool ive not seen you in a while

[stark estuary]

That was a long time ago though

[violet path]

When public availability

I want a jetpack

[stark estuary]

The video is six years old

[violet path]

Fuckin wild

[cunning geode]

yeah thats kinda part of my point

[ionic arch]

keep your eyes wide, everything has consequences and you'd be giving up control over what you do and why

[stark estuary]

Yeah I know

It’s wild

[violet path]

Theyre also being used for medics i believe

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/amogus-breaking-bad-walter-white-among-us-crewmate-gif-22118174

[ionic arch]

I'm not gonna dig the pit too deep but

yeahhhhh

[violet path]

To reach people injured in like mountains

[marsh ibex]

I want a beer

[violet path]

Me too

[cunning geode]

arent you 16

[lament lotus]

beer!!!

[hazy summit]

Beer

[marsh ibex]

Aren’t you not funny?

[cunning geode]

not addressing you

[spare fractal]

AAAAAA MY MATH TEST IS TOMORROW

[opaque sigil]

well there's more to the military than fighting

[stark estuary]

tfw you’re old enough to not have to lie about your age when making an account but you still set your date of birth as 1990 out of habit

[violet path]

Isnt that the legal drinking age in like a couple countries

[ionic arch]

what's the rest in service of

[marsh ibex]

I know

still not fucking worth it for the majority of people

[opaque sigil]

I have an uncle who spent a career in supplies and logistics which he was then able to leverage to get another job as a public servant while also cashing in on lifetime payments

[hollow terrace]

no because im not a CRIMINAL

[opaque sigil]

eh

[hollow terrace]

GET EM FEDERAL AGENTS

[violet path]

GET EM

[ionic arch]

blood's still on your hands if you're the party planner for the fuckfest

[marsh ibex]

mate I talked to a recruiter and shit I do vaguely know what I’m talking about sadly

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/serious-sam-wide-wide-walk-phone-call-walking-gif-17780202

[opaque sigil]

blood's on your hands if you pay taxes

[ionic arch]

true

[marsh ibex]

That’s why I

[stark estuary]

Taxes

[marsh ibex]

I have been advised to not

[ionic arch]

but there are still tiers

[marsh ibex]

Get snailed

lmfao

[stark estuary]

Oh fuck he beat me to it

[violet path]

Idk maybe i’ll just get drafted instead

Didnt they make the draft process automatic

[marsh ibex]

How is that better???

[hazy summit]

Don't care who the irs sends, not paying taxes

[violet path]

For 18-26 year olds?

[marsh ibex]

no

[opaque sigil]

you have to register for selective service to get federal student aid

[violet path]

Oh i was lied to then

[marsh ibex]

yes

[violet path]

What

[languid linden]

No that’s ordis

[stark estuary]

Same person

[cunning geode]

omg cephalon ordis...

[lament lotus]

hey fordo

[marsh ibex]

who are you

[crisp pelican]

This conversation is rad however rhymingly I'm glad that silksong is out

[fallen blaze]

Gu

[stark estuary]

At least he said please

[marsh ibex]

if you make this joke again I’m raising slowmode to 30 seconds

[violet path]

True

[crisp pelican]

Yes sir

[fallen blaze]

Do it

[violet path]

Oh wait there is no slowmode still

I forgot

[weary tapir]

annabananaxdddddd or something

[marsh ibex]

Exactly

[languid linden]

Huh

Why is there no slowmode

Tf

[crisp pelican]

I really am 💀

[lament lotus]

Great

keep it like this

[marsh ibex]

Someone took it off by accident weeks ago

[hazy summit]

Ok

[marsh ibex]

hasn’t failed yet

[languid linden]

Bro why tf does help have slowmode and not here

[fallen blaze]

40 sec slowmode chop chop

[weary tapir]

She may have been cancelled I don’t remember

[ionic arch]

we're our own slowmode now

[full rune]

i wish i can ban people like this

[violet path]

Whos stopping you

The admins?

Thats like literally you

[hazy summit]

Isnt it spamming?

[lament lotus]

no

[opaque sigil]

spamming generally implies doing it in quick succession

[full rune]

it wouldn't be appropriate to ban people for being annoying, otherwise half of you would be gone

[spare fractal]

wait really?

[violet path]

Need a haircut what should i get

[lament lotus]

cant ban yourself zal

[fallen blaze]

Dreadhead journey starts

[ionic arch]

thank god

I'd be out of a job

[marsh ibex]

Yeah

[violet path]

Nonchalant

[formal marsh]

it wohld be appropriate in an utopic world

[violet path]

No such thing

[formal marsh]

.ban 16381722939274 I don't like you

[crisp pelican]

That's a bit generous

[marsh ibex]

I mean we occasionally do it

if they’re pissing people off all the damn time

That’s rule-breaking

[violet path]

My days are numbered

[fallen blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-monkey-stan-twt-macaque-monkey-reaction-my-honest-reaction-gif-4617235472778414495

[spare fractal]

ban Lune she's lame

[crisp pelican]

Does informing people how I'm so glad that silksong is out every few hours count as being annoying?

Genuine question

[fallen blaze]

Nah

[hazy summit]

Is it out tho?

[fallen blaze]

I'm so glad that out I'm so glad is out im

[crisp pelican]

I got a personal copy for being a true silker

[hazy summit]

Right right

I have a copy of GTA 1256

[violet path]

I want gta 6

Pleeeease

Wrf is going on with my discord why dors it keeps putting spaces

[fallen blaze]

Donald trump please manifest gta 6

[dull jasper]

All we know is 2025 right?

[crisp pelican]

We know "soon"

Could be 2024, could be 2026

[fallen blaze]

2027

[crisp pelican]

Or 2027...

[full rune]

imo, annoying? absolutely, against the rules? ehhhh i wouldn't count it as spam

[hollow terrace]

But zal

[crisp pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/hai-gif-10567033442484308038

[hollow terrace]

They’re lying

[hazy summit]

Missinfo

[full rune]

i know i've told people to shut the fuck up for asking "is silksong out yet" for like every day for like a year straight

[marsh ibex]

personally yes

[violet path]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[marsh ibex]

mileage may vary

[full rune]

[crisp pelican]

If saying that silksong is out got people banned, this channel would be dead silent

[violet path]

This is why im voting for mr teeths

[fallen blaze]

Killer bean will make america great

[crisp pelican]

Like pure vessel level

[fallen blaze]

Greater

[dull jasper]

That would be great

Then we can finally talk about tools

[ionic arch]

silksong: still cooking in the closet

[violet path]

Its kinda stupid that you can drink at 16 and drive at 16 but cant vote until yoire 18

[dull jasper]

So which one do you want to change

[crisp pelican]

I wonder how huge this channel will get when if silksong releases

[hazy summit]

People who check #hk-announcements would remain

[dull jasper]

Voting at 16 is dumb

[fallen blaze]

How old you have to he until you can drink and drive?

[cunning geode]

voting laws suck

[violet path]

First past the post sucks

[cunning geode]

oh babies can do that

[ionic arch]

no joke I look forward to the day I can talk about tools without it being a joke / cooked to death

[full rune]

whats wrong with drinking and driving?

[marsh ibex]

where?

UK?

[violet path]

No here in florida

[dull jasper]

I thought drinking laws in the us said 21

Idk I don't live there

[hazy summit]

Drinking what

[marsh ibex]

I’m pretty sure we can’t drink until we’re 21 here mate

[violet path]

The drinking law is more of a suggestion

[cunning geode]

uhh

[olive bobcat]

You run out of beer eventually

[dull jasper]

At least you can own a gun at 18

[fallen blaze]

Ttue

[marsh ibex]

well sure but you don’t tell us that

[sinful flare]

guys is silksong out

[olive bobcat]

Anyways chat Egghead is really fun

[cunning geode]

like if you go to a place that serves alcohol you need to be 21 to buy it

[weary tapir]

I have secured cherry croissants and am walking by the water

[violet path]

Thats what you think

[full rune]

if i shave i get carded
if i dont i dont get carded

[dull jasper]

I thought you were 30

[violet path]

Grow kratos beard

[full rune]

nope

[hazy summit]

How can people survive without drinking till 18

[ionic arch]

water

[violet path]

Ya but not to drink it

[hollow terrace]

Zal got that youthful joyful look

[violet path]

I know plenty of people who drink alcohol

[marsh ibex]

I’d get carded regardless

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-walker-swimming-pool-wtf-gif-20162839

[hazy summit]

You don't just absorb water do you

[marsh ibex]

apparently I look like a middle schooler

[dull jasper]

Or 31 but regardless, on the older side of the spectrum to get carded lol

[violet path]

Because you are

[marsh ibex]

awesome

[cunning geode]

yeah and depending on supervision thats... illegal. not morally wrong im just saying its illegal

[full rune]

yes i'm 31 but i was sayhing nope to get you to ask how old i was in which case i could do a minor bit of tomfoolery by saying i was 1 year older than the age you implied

[violet path]

Ive never drank outside of religious setting because im a good Samaritan

[sinful flare]

wtf 60 fps gif

[violet path]

Ya thats probably why they try to hide it

[fallen blaze]

Water

[ionic arch]

ohhhh THAT island

[cunning geode]

yeah you think?? 🥴

[dull jasper]

Sorry to ruin your tomfoolery

[marsh ibex]

I just don’t see the hype

[violet path]

Sometimes but not often

[hollow terrace]

Toast you’re incriminating yourself with this info you should probably shut up about it

[violet path]

How so

[dull jasper]

Guys I had my first beer at 15

[violet path]

I said ive never drank outside of a religious setting

[dull jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/see-nobody-cares-not-a-big-deal-its-fine-no-big-deal-gif-16076896

[cunning geode]

i never drank and didnt want to until i reached 21. its fun sometimes, it really is a social thing

[violet path]

Or jaywalked

[marsh ibex]

There’s nothing we can do about it aside from tell toast to shut up about it but it isn’t against the rules per say

[violet path]

Calling the police

[spare fractal]

what is egghead?

[fallen blaze]

Nooooo you did a thing nooo9

[marsh ibex]

like this is coming from a guy who relentlessly jaywalked in high school

[dull jasper]

You don't know where I live

[violet path]

What the hell

[heady iron]

I had my first drink in the womb, I beat all of you

[hazy summit]

Good samaritan

[cunning geode]

ok thats based though joker

[heady iron]

(alcoholic mother)

[violet path]

Actually i know someone who knows a fed

[ionic arch]

jaywalking is morally good

[violet path]

Youre done joker

[heady iron]

(not true btw)

[olive bobcat]

Current One Piece arc

[full rune]

in utah if you go to a bar that's primarily alcohol you get carded on entrance
unless it's a restaurant first or something with a bar separate in which case you can sit not at the bar and eat

[violet path]

Thanks for the specificity

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-one-piece-opening-26-opening-26-assu-straw-hats-gif-2835585592953792048

[fallen blaze]

Jaywalking not even bad

[spare fractal]

I don't watch Juan Peace

[olive bobcat]

Yeah cause u suck

[fallen blaze]

Ohhhhh

[violet path]

Why is jaywalking called jaywalking

[hollow terrace]

Hey whatever happened to scaring folks to shut up

[cunning geode]

unlce once brought me into a restaurant years ago and we sat at the bar until they asked for my license 👹

[fallen blaze]

Mr Jay Z

[spare fractal]

Shut up aluo I want you banned

[ionic arch]

blue jays, free as a bird

[fallen blaze]

Invented jay walking

[olive bobcat]

Your mother

[hazy summit]

People who jaywalk should be put on jail for life even if the road was empty

j/

[marsh ibex]

Too tired to give a flying fuck

[heady iron]

Banned

[violet path]

Remove this

[spare fractal]

is a very hard working and loving woman

[marsh ibex]

I’m also hungry now

[violet path]

MODS BAN NOW

DO IT

QUICK

[reef nacelle]

no

[olive bobcat]

She was very hard working last night

[full rune]

lol i know in florida you can get away with it, as long as you order food or something, you can get wings and eat at the bar while your uncle has a drink or something

[hazy summit]

Mods
She jaywalked

[ionic arch]

sneaky

[violet path]

Isnt it 3 pm brother

[reef nacelle]

alright sorry

[marsh ibex]

True

[reef nacelle]

I'll not do it again

[violet path]

Forgiven

[marsh ibex]

I fell asleep at 3 am

[coarse leaf]

blud really did that in front of Joker himself

[hazy summit]

You said you didn't care tho

[violet path]

With you there my sleep schedule is beyond cooked

[marsh ibex]

after yesterday where I fell asleep at one

[hazy summit]

Lol

[marsh ibex]

And woke up at 2 pm

[full ledge]

Reporting you rn

[spare fractal]

she had to make lunch for all of her children so they could eat at school :)

[marsh ibex]

and the day before I got zero sleep

[cunning geode]

something along the lines of "silly walker"
it was popularized by car companies to demonize pedestrians and put more blame onto them when cars became more and more dangerous and prevalent and took over normally walkable public roads

[violet path]

Woke up at 1 pm today so its getting a lil better

[marsh ibex]

My sleep schedule is fucked

[olive bobcat]

Anyways they went hard as fuck on the Egghead opening

[violet path]

Wait theres lore holy shit

[cunning geode]

yes

its a completely bogus crime

[marsh ibex]

bogus

[spare fractal]

harder than looking at any message you type out

[marsh ibex]

Lmao

[cunning geode]

bogus and all liars

[olive bobcat]

🪞

[violet path]

Same it started like a week ago when my nerves started to come back online which hurt like hell so i couldnt sleep for hours

[cunning geode]

ok chat time to go pick up my pizza

[heady iron]

Jaywalking opponents when I jaywalk over their parents' grave

[spare fractal]

rare aluo w, I like my face a lot

[marsh ibex]

honestly I’ve gotten almost gotten hit by cars more by following the rules

[violet path]

What type

[marsh ibex]

as opposed to jaywalking

[cunning geode]

msuhroms blackolvie pepperoni

[marsh ibex]

Gross

[cunning geode]

really simply today

[hollow terrace]

Red lights right turn my hatred

[marsh ibex]

never had pepperoni pizza

[olive bobcat]

blackolvie

[violet path]

What

[marsh ibex]

didn’t stutter

[cunning geode]

i decided against anchvoeys for today

[violet path]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[marsh ibex]

Before it was for religious reasons

now I just don’t care

[ionic arch]

peponi... the "mind killer"...

[violet path]

Actually thats fair

Pepperoni isnt that good

[quartz cave]

BASED??

[violet path]

I prefer just plain chrede

Chees

[quartz cave]

Pepperoni pizza overrated as hell

[violet path]

Or like chicken

[hollow terrace]

I thought pepperoni was a mushroom

[violet path]

Or sausage

Sausage is really good on a pizza

[fallen blaze]

Mm chicken

[ionic arch]

[warning: chrede is now canon]

[violet path]

Vro

[marsh ibex]

[violet path]

Dont knock until you try it

Or something like that

[sinful flare]

@marsh ibex is your custom status why its called the present

[ionic arch]

what tool would Hornet use to cut a pizza

[violet path]

Oh my GOD its KAAN

[marsh ibex]

it was just a feelspkman

[fallen blaze]

Who hasn't

[sinful flare]

where

[marsh ibex]

uhhhhhhh I dunno

I stole it from dc comics

[hollow terrace]

I lied but I just didn’t connect pepperoni is meat based

[sinful flare]

every day is a gift thats why its called the present

[violet path]

Yesterday is history

[marsh ibex]

It’s “every second is a gift”

[violet path]

Tomorrow is a mystery

But today is a gift

[sinful flare]

i stole it from an among us youtuber

[marsh ibex]

from wally west

[violet path]

Thats why its called the present

[marsh ibex]

dc comics

[violet path]

Isnt barry allen the flash

[fallen blaze]

Wally

[wide quartz]

actually tis from barry allen

[marsh ibex]

Barry allen wasn’t the flash for an extremely long time

[wide quartz]

get better

[violet path]

The flash sucks

A train >>

[ionic arch]

barwall alley...

[violet path]

My favorite superhero

[marsh ibex]

okay well it’s fucking attributed to wally west shut the fuck up

sorry

[violet path]

I sure hope nothing bad ever happened to him

[ionic arch]

capeshit on blast in the silk zone

[marsh ibex]

yes barry allen gave it to him on a watch whatever man who caresssssss

[fallen blaze]

I could beat flash

[violet path]

Homeland

Bzzz

Lasre

[wide quartz]

He said it to thawne originally

[sinful flare]

flash is the summoner spell from league of legends

[fallen blaze]

• Lands everywhere *

[ionic arch]

my dyslexic ass turning this into "all along the watchtower" somehow

[violet path]

You have dyslexia?

[ionic arch]

aye

[violet path]

I used to think i did

But then we went to a doctor and turned out i didnt

[ionic arch]

not maybe the most critical case but reading is fucking hard lmao

[violet path]

And then my eyesight got better so it all turned out for the well

Except then it got worse again and i had to get glasses

Like a NERD

[weary tapir]

You know grosse Ile?

[fallen blaze]

I remember I took a physical and I scored horribly