#sk-discussion
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I found it better than photos because we didn't get Link original text in botw
they could maybe work if you had some way of consistently getting them in the right order but if you don't then they're just kinda confusing
||it kills me that in Wind Waker Ganondorf is like. exhausted but crawling back to power because he had it before and hated the kingdom. like yeah buddy. I get that. and then fucking being like "they fucked over my people... BUT WAIT I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM AND STILL CHOOSE MASSIVE REVENGE FOR MY OWN RULE"
and the whole point ends up being "let the kingdom die, it flooded and we deserved it, the children are the future" and you stab him in the head????? and he fucking laughs???????? that shit stays with me||
so all of that vs. TotK feels like. oh. you didn't even gesture at anything
to me anyways
wind waker plot was the best
majoras mask and wind waker are pretty captivating played one after the other
||what did he mean when taunting Rauru over the Zonai vanishing||
||mfs died||
totk ||ganondorf is just a cool evil guy and sometimes a cool evil guy is just fun||
that boss fight is peak too
||wouldn't we like to fucking know!!! rude to not get into it||
Oh maybe we will
the zonai:
I believe the japanese version of the game is a lot more explicit about this
Totk led to the emergence of new theories that I find really kino
||A part of me likes the idea of a mysterious alien race in Zelda but whyd you make it the zonai
||
why not
sequels?
||the zonai aesthetic is also just really cool||
no idea
i think games should like... at least have reconstructable threads of what they're hinting at, if nothing else
it felt pertinent, y'know?
could've been pertinent...
the guardians and the divine beasts should have stayed
minish cap is peak
it... probably wasn't
Because retconning the group you just introduced in the previous game that this one is a direct sequel to is kinda lame imo
I wish there were more sheikah remnants yeah
||the zonai were mostly gone by the time anything relevant at all was happening||
look. I'm working on a game. called Grögol Bonanza.
and if it comes out some day, and you feel there's no answer to a question in the lore contained within the game or hinted at...
DM me and tell me I SUCK SHIT
idk how it's strictly a retcon
||Warlike ancient barbarians originating in faron to magic sky goats||
just as environment pieces, maybe, but a big whole with a bunch of guardians piled in would have been fun to see
I HATE WHEN GAMES DON'T KNOW, WHETHER THEY TELL YOU OR NOT
Maybe retcon isn't the right term buts its certainly not consistent
||Also there's nothing about the Zonai interpreting the triforce in this game which was one of the main things about the Zonai in BOTW||
||What makes you think the barbaric tribe were the zonai||
the barbarian set doesn't name the tribe
I don't think the avg player even remembers those, but sucks for those that actually payed attention
"ancient warlike tribe from the Faron region. " 
why would that be them
Don't they use really similar architecture as well?
With the dragon motif
no? you don't see anything identifiable as from a barbarian tribe
It's not zonai, it's hylian you can see this architecture covering zonai one
I don't believe there's a whole lot of other ancient tribes in the faron region, and the barbarian set is also found in a building with Zonai ties in BOTW
why are you saying they were an ancient tribe in the faron region
in game quests do kind of connect the two, at least
Because thats what creating a champion says about the Zonai
also old buildings getting reoccupied by barbarians is not that weird an idea
the imprisoned was funny
so a sketchbook had wrong information and now you're claiming it's a retcon?
big muppet. hit their toes
This is just like "ancient caste" discourse 
what
I don't really care what creating a champion said
You can find it disappointing that the Barbarian Tribe is entirely abandoned in its concept but ascribing that to the Zonai’s existence doesn’t make a lot of sense
maybe the zelda timeline is fucked up because they just don't plan it
I don't quite understand
||because those ruins open up to Zonai structures in the game and the thunder priest whatever is implied to have been connected||
now there's a timeline where zelda dies in the past
fuck it
they don't and tbh I don't blame them
I just want things contained in a single game to be consistent, exciting, explored, and make sense
They do plan it tho
no.
I don't really know why people would call that retconning
They started vaguely having an idea of a timeline after OOT but it wasn't incredibly serious or anything
they thread it. they never plan around it. design first, as it should be
None of the Zelda games are canon, they're all linkle's fantasy tbh
later groups setting up around ancient ruins makes sense
well yeah they made it after the fact for a lot of games
You’re pointing out the mismatch between the BotW Barbarian Tribe and TotK Zonai to further the claim that there was a disappointing recon when in fact that association was never made to begin with
I've already said that retcon maybe isn't the right word
So calling it a retcon is inaccurate
it sounds like a case of 'fan theory didn't get canonized' which is a weird criticism
That is what it is yes
linkle😭 im dead
the first zelda is like the eighth zelda actually a la star wars episode 4
I guess I don't really call it retconning, they just like skipped right past the middle bits and underutilized the loose semi-origin with a lot of shrug in between
skipped past what
The barbarian stuff is a stretch sure
There was likely never any intention of doing anything with the Barbarian Tribe anyway and idk why you’d assume they’d get some sort of expansion in the sequel to begin with
Still dont like the revamped architecture and drastic change in concept
Claiming they don't have consistency in the TL is just admitting we can't piece it by ourselves, an admission of defeat
It’s one line of flavor text not all of those lead to elaborate plot threads
Not revamped
I mean yeah it was just there to add some appearance of context in the world
The barbaric mossy stone has been build over the clea white and golden stone
if there was a group that had a zonai leader that was barbarian tribe... could've been interesting to like, connect that, I guess?
maybe I'm just complaining to complain. ehh
but that... wasn't the case
In lore it looks like it was built over but thats kinda weird imo
So anyway I liked Majora's mask
it's always changing almost like it's a legend... of something
I mean the games never spoonfed it to us, like the triforce break after oot
That was a fun game I think
idk why you'd criticize the game for... not including something that it never indicated was a thing
It’s unreasonable to expect the developers to have made a connection that was never intended just to align with your headcanon
That is a very strange criticism
Silksong is a bad game because hornet isn't void in it tbh
you jest but there will be people complaining about not fighting the lord of shades or some shit
We can see the end of zonai as a decline for hyrule. Look at the ||ancient hero|| set. It features ||owl dragon and boar|| symbolism, the same one we saw in botw. Yet it isn't zonai
I think the lore is intentionally hearsay, stories passed on through generations, like, a the legend of zelda
In this case there was nothing intentionally misleading
the zonai were regarded as deities normal people would've emulated their architecture and clothing design shit to the best of their abilities
it was just like...
||it's stated that it's weird that rabbit boy fuckin' popped down and partied with the monsterfuckers long enough to squeeze out a kingdom for some reason
and then other implied connections in the world are present, yet nullified
it didn't have to include them, but it's own internal bits weren't really consistent
plus I would have loved if they got more into it, like they even did with the Twili||
Something we see ingame btw
Wait a minute, kirb that's you? Disguising yourself with an unbased nickname i see 
Who
maybe an esoteric complaint. I would have been more okay with boring lore if the story wasn't also, uh. yeah
True!
Sure TotK’s narrative left something to be desired but it’s not a story-based game
I mean the minish also did that shit in the first paragraph
open world games have inherent pacing problems and totk doesn't do the long restricted mission format others use to sort of get away with it
I love The Legend of Zilkzong
the minish after making a random power up and legendary sword and never appearing again after that one game
At the end of the day it does the job
It led to a theory btw
They deserved it for kinstone fusions
yeah. that's fair!
I hate video games
fuck kinstones
The macrocycle
imagine the shitstorm fans would make if totk did that lmao
The Minish were boring and sucked ass
yeah, cancel Silksong pls
Zero whimsy
I’m glad they disappeared nobody cares
You see the cycle of reincarnation right
we love lil tiny people
Imagine a cycle of events, repetitions echoing periodically
Totk led to that theory
what
time's motorbike hitting all the toads
that definitely predated totk
? that's like old hat in the Z mines
Ye but totk fleshed it out imo with how it ||revolves around one big time cycle||
have you not played skyward sword
...how though?
I'm talking about another cycle
Zelda games try not to messuo continuity with eachgame challenge:
The director states this hyrule comes after a period of "destruction"
honestly I respect zelda games for not caring that much about continuity
more multiverse plots in my pop culture please!
And yet they do have continuity
Waiter, waiter more alternate realities please
continuity can be used as a tool but when it is inconvenient just ignore it and do whatever you want in otherwise separate works
continuity wouldnt matter is much if they didnt like, officially mark everything on a timeline then promptly fuckin ignore it lol
continuity can be an enemy
I'd sacrifice it for internal continuity
it still doesn't matter
the stories are mostly disconnected
it's just not that important to have them mesh well together
yeah the timeline is more or less a gag
Hyrule historia is irrelevant since day 1 because it doesn't even respect the end of SS. The lore team had nothing to do in its writing and it shows with the errors in it
if the fans want to try to make it work good for them but it isn't that important
I feel like they only made that to market skyward sword as the first legend zelda ever had
it’s more like acquiescing to fan purcries
the best thing it does is like. tell you who WW Ganondorf is. and otherwise nah
And now it plagues the whole debate for 12 years
that was already pretty obvious from the games 
no yeah exactly
botw just openly saying "yeah none of that shit matters" was a very funny decision and it makes complete sense
pretty much every ganondorf is the same except like
the random dude from fsa and I assume totk
but now they have the first the legend of the zelda of the legend zelda ever of the before the first the zelda the legend of
the only good it does is what isn't even needed
It doesn't even show the SS timesplit how can it be canon
making the whole thing a silly little exercise
Fun fact in interviews they said they had one unrevealed to the public
what ss timesplit
unrevealed what
hollow knight is famously a zelda fan game
SS ending, you kill the guy in the past
ohh that ss
that doesn't have much reason to lead to a meaningful split
it isn’t a timeline split that’s just how time travel in ss works
the legend of zelda squidward sword
Yes because the timeline where link dies makes more sense
groose was the only part of the game
Because how does ss time travel works, it shows we affect the future
With the tree
it also leads to stuff always having been the case 
all sorts of timelines, all sorts of sequels
And zelda’s crystal in the past always being there
well ss link does something different than whoever sealed demise
There were 3 stupid aaah banished fights, if we kill it in the past there is no more banished
technically we sealed him three times
technically thinking about this hurts my skull
do you just seal him in the final fight
I honestly don't remember
im so glad HK has absolutely no time fuckery
In the MSword I guess
yet
In a 4th encoutner you crush it
That’s not an encounter that was a triforce wish
not the banished demise final boss
With a whole ass island
That's one of my most frequently used software
Demise just dies
demise is such a fucky sounding name
then maybe link just seals him in the pit after that
Dweeb
who even is that
I mean he does end up placing the blade in the pedestal
No?
in skyloft
well in the statue
that wouldn't put demise in that pit in the past to then be there in the future
they never explained how fi knows the battery life of my wiimote
canonically true
I hate time travel
TotK didn't even have a Groose
agreed. sick of it
Demise just dies
secretely a god
2/5 thanks for reminding me
skyward sword is basically just back to the future rules
Honestly the french name is better
time travel stories don't necessarily have to make total perfect sense they just need to be intuitive unless you're doing hard sci fi
Avatar of the Void (not a joke)
it has two sets of fucking time travel rules in the same game and it makes plenty of sense as long as you don’t go into the nitty gritty
if you want hard time travel watch primer it totally makes more sense 
The rules are simple in zelda : do thing in past, change future
ocarina of time where you literally become an adult over night and have to reconcile the consequences of your actions in the past vs skyward sword hit the big muppet in the toes
Works for oot works for ss
aside from the several times in zelda where that doesn’t happen lol
it's a plot device at the end of the day sometimes it just has to work to make the plot happen
Name them
I’ve already named the points where things you’ve done in the past always have happened
and that’s not talking about the few instances where they’re funny little paradoxes
also gameplay elements in oot definitely impact the behavior so they can do shit like planting seeds and not having them there in the future before you plant them in the past
Like I said as long as you don’t hash over the fine details it works but don’t act like it’s consistent
why does nobody talk about the time travel in oracle of seasons
majority of zelda time fuckery causes splits, like 2 of them are closed loops and anything else is kindof "x happened bc u time traveled" fates unchangeable stuff.
time travel is all over the place in Zelda
why does no one talk about silksong
just have different parallel worlds
You call us deranged children when we do
and if you think more well defined time travel will be less confusing, watch primer then say that again
because it’s just a magic rod that changes the seasons
skyward sword wanted so badly to be ocarina of time but it came out on the wii so it was basically doomed
silk in 3 days trust me
remember link's crossbow training
you hate silksong blud
You are talking about twilight princess
it was a dual release with the gamecube and they flipped the whole game to make link right handed
I will never forgive I will never forget
smh river thats just the mirror verse
I like that idea though- the flipping of the map
I honestly hope that is on silksoul mode
no you really don't stop it
idk if silksoul would benefit that much from map flipping
I guess it would make areas feel different compared to normal playthroughs
Oh it wouldn't but it would be interesting
Most of the intro is just mirrored, but some parts are different. The differences start at 0:58.
Please note that this is not meant to compare graphics between both consoles -- they're nearly identical since the game is a port.
Copyright © 2006 Nintendo.
they just flipped the ENTIRE GAME
bro has never done master quest or hero mode
skull
wii U version is flipped again to the gamecube version its so weird
they flipped it because the wii one used motion controls
flipping games is fun and cool
we should do that more
make it a checkbox in options even
If GTA 6 comes out before silk song I Swear...
as though this wasn't just an accident of porting
Like among us
What’s that silk song you guys are talking about who sang it ?
William "Leth" Gibson
2 DAYS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Two days until the final shit
GEOFF IS LYING SO ITS A SURPRISE HE SCRATCHED HIS NOSE WHICH IS A COPING MECHANISM FOR LYING
IM MENTALLY UNSTABLE
Ok
geoff actually has a condition where he only scratches his nose when he tells the truth
game over silkheads, we're adrift at sea
we are so back
MY NOSE IS ITCHY
its true...
June 9th for sure
I do it because my nose is itchy all THE FUCKING TIME FOR SOME DAMN REASON
This must be related to Pinocchio's nose
or he has giant boogers he’s trying to not pick on camera
Reading this again I start to doubt the delay had much to do with porting, it could've played into it but it seems like they really just wanted to make the base game as good as possible
Porting to Godot
Didn't Leth say the port didn't impact it
Or am I hallucinating
I think they are developing it with the port in mind from the beginning now
Friendship ended with unity ;(
Silksong is made on a unity version that isn't affected by the changes though
Steam is a bigger problem 
(Source is this chat(do with that what you will))
I was initially referring to platforms like switch, not game engine
"Silksong is being ported to another engine" and "Silksong is in dev hell" people when I toss burning hot coals at them
Omg is this a deep docks reference
Yes
Silksong is in dev hell
How about I put you in hell huh?
Silksong fans when I make both sides of their pillow warm
How about I put you in dev
what does this mean
You are now developing Silksong! Congratulations!
a fate worse than death
Tartarian
Any silkers in chat
YEAH
Welcome to hell have a look around 🎹
i see subreddit mods are now shown with the mark of the beast
me
By all means
That means I'll be in Hell with Silksong, and you'll be stuck out here, silkless

Hell yeah
Always have been, subreddit mods just have never interacted with the discord ever lol
They used to not
mmm i don’t recall it always being like that
it wasn’t
It’s probably had the role icon for like a year
^
So joyful
So short? I feel like I could recall seeing it on simo's profile in 2022ish with the icon
You'll be trapped with Sherma (war criminal)
Idk
I know, I can see what the role brings access to lol
Cool
THE RELEASE OF SILKSONG CAN BE CALLED THE "COPE NO MORE" ENDING TO HOLLOW KNIGHT
that sounded better in my head
what
nvm
Would you consider the game in dev hell if another year goes by without news/release?
Other than "still working" every 6 months or so

It's hard to gauge without progress updates
"It has gotten quite big" and "We are excited with how the game is shaping up" indicates that progress is being made
Why would you evaluate whether or not its in dev hell then
Schrodinger's dev process

Its in hell because thats where TC belong
All they did was encourage toxic hype and baiting
I think it might be
Ouch you’re a subreddit mod now I’m so sorry
fate worse than death
people who say SS is in dev hell when i throw sulphuric acid in their face
people who say SS is in dev hell when I prepare them a nice hot beverage of their choice, along with chocolate chip cookies
I only believe what I see
After throwing sulphuric acid in your face you won't see much
So if you for some unknow reason would go blind you would not believe any thing?
Sulfuric acid isn't even dangerous
Depends on the molarity
I'd just drink it all before it starts burning
What if i use DANGEROUS sulfuric acud
I wouldn't want 15 M sulphuric acid in my eyes
so TRUE
looking forward to this place being unusable for the next week or so
People who say people who say people when who say dev hell when say who say
yoda talk
true
that aside i don't really believe keighley knows anything and i don't think he'd be at liberty to say if he did
yes, xbox showcase is not at all ruled out
Keighley is the gman if g meant gamer
No way its doom guy in the background
Im jeff keeley, you're watching the Disney Channel
ew
du du du duuuuu
I'm more of a songer myself, if you see what i mean
with that done, its quote time
then sing
just gotta ughhhh find one..
Any prismatic guardians in chat?
nop 
I am very excited for Hollow Knight: Silksong
I think I remember that term but not from where
It would be a pleasing experience to see it in Summer Game Fest
literally impossible
no sorry D2 discussion is later today
Any songers in chat
woah reeves
I thought maybe there was an update to ss cuz new serverpicture 💀
gay update
lessgooo
yeah, pharloom has a rainbowland dream world
reevs jumpscare
they confirmed hornet is homosexual
you’re right, it needs an extra gay update
did you know Moss drew that slay isnt it
yes you said before iirc, Moss is truly the boss
as someone who has never watched xqc what does he even stream or does he stream anymore
React content
Cheeto
ah
I wonder of they ever react to the miracle of life
thats the guy who got checkmated by the commentary guy
ughh too many guys
hey guys
there's more?
sadly...
i think have heard of this but i can’t remember who’s the commentary guy was it critikal
hey soni-a
hi kirb hi sonia btw 
hiiiiiiiii
yumpy 
anything exciting happening on this average wednesday for you guys
Omg HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SONIA
Spongbob
I never say hello is that rude
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bestie
saw crows courting each other mid air
i bought groceries
Preparing for a very adult adventure (going to the dentist)
ayo
good luck bestie
though i thoughts Shark didnt have dentists...
I wonder what would happen if I bit their fingers
I don’t need luck, I need MONEY
actual fire enjoy peak
if you get a cavity you just 😋 teeth out
no i never watched this i meant from the video Kirbstar Sent
crows 
what are you gonna do there
ooooooooooahhhhh lol
tbh gummy mouth supremacy you can just eat porridge, meat paste and light soup forever
that's so retirement home core bestie
two teeth is more than enough
btw this reminded me I haven’t bought any today
gotta wait until morning
General cleaning
what are you gonna cook this week?
im gonna make burgers and curry
they're gonna add a sparkle filter to your teeth
curry....
ive got the good shit (golden curry)
What will we do with all the leftover copium once silksong is released?
me when i have to make food for myself (it will be pasta)
hmmmm depends who’s home for me if someone else in my family wants to cook this week, but if it ends up being me I think I’ll make some caesar salads with chicken and maybe a steak if i’m in that mood 
mmmm croutons
Whut
boooo be independent and eat good meals
croutons my beloved
a bag of croutons and milk on a sunday morning
A crouton is a cubed toasted/fried bread piece, added to make salad better
best meals are just random stuff you have thrown together
and soups!
soups or stews

is milk a soup
Wiki says it can also be eaten as a snack
thank god wikipedia said that otherwise we wouldn't be allowed to
I've never seen anyone do that tbh
ive seen myself
are hot dogs sandwiches
tbh real, some days I’m like that too and just make something like pesto pasta or tortellini
taco
i mean that's true but pasta is so easy to make and i don't feel like cooking proper meals...
A tortilla with blue cheese and nuts
I think sloppy joe's deserve more recognition
(it's also cheap to eat pasta with whatever i got lying around)
pasta is good
Cookies dipped in orchata
aalright fine it is trust that food is expensive but at least one veggie...
Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
you're not my mom you can't make me eat veggies smh
treat yourself to something else when you know you can arch 
Eat grass
i can drop off a suitcase of cash at your address if you want
carrots are cheap and i like mixing them and adding them to rice idk it tastes slay
carrots and peas dude
me if i was a cow and was thinking about my to-do list
when i make big boy pasta i make bolognese sauce which has carrots celery and onions in it
Ye
and eat it for 5 days
link ate his veggies you should too
Do they sell orchata in other countries or?
I'm curious
not really
Huh
i’ve never heard of orchata at all even
maybe as a sort of seasonal knockoff
i know my mom has some bottles i think she buys them in person
Link eats heart pieces and potions actually
but could be wrong
like "horchata flavored milk drink"
ik
Lol akkskskahsjsksnsksnsjssk
i know what orchata is but like, my mom is spanish so you know
wtf star eat your veggies
And rocks
Ye , im spanish too
Hylian raised by a pack of Gorons
Indeed
you should also make sure to eat 1 small rock every day
random question for chat what’s best simple food to bring for camping
Orchata is tecnically a veggie, try that
any diet without variety is unhealthy
i don't go camping................
i imagine sandwiches
Sandwich
granola bar?
Chicken soup in a metal bottle
i've never played any legend of zelda games 
yeah neither do I but me and my friends are going in 2 weeks 
thermos with beans
Any food that makes you dehydrated
bring some japanese bbq sauce and chicken wings
Its not a thing from zelda
I leave for ten (hours) and suddenly it's cuisinesong
pure preservatives tbh
Bring geo
i add egg to my ramen so im a chef
gonna bring loads of sandwiches then and maybe some campfire food thanks

I put Tabasco on the popcorn
Food discussion... like the good ol days
soft-boiled egg
One kilo of blue cheese
wtf!!
@wheat sail watch your language 
Kirb dont say that
kirb i can’t believe you said that
it was a gif , 1984
wow kirb yikes
smh my head
sure… sure…
for some reason my language calls orchata "horchata"
brussels sprouts with garlic and balsamic vinegar... thinly-sliced green onions... sesame oil...
fuck I want ramen
is the h suppoed to be pronounced but not written or what
Huh
ermm doesn’t explicit language get sent to a mod channel, in other words, they know what you did kirb 👁️
Do they sell garlic oil in other countries?
probably yes
kirbs immune to the rules anyway
yeah but wasnt there a thing where half the mods got fired so they are understaffed and the rest are never online

what do you mean by garlic oil
asparagus rules
foiled again by the current circumstances!! you won’t get away like this next time kirb…
hey some of us left ourselves ..
I did this
resignation is just self firing
potato
Potatoes with aioli
slay
moderation is exhausting. excess is the way to go
is it homemade aioli
what do you mean. by garlic oil
oil made of onions
oilic gar, of course
not shrue sus
alliums are the real allies
I get that a lot
It's oil, eggs, garlic and lemon mixed together.
okay woah
who invited the egg to that scenario
It goes bad after a day after cooking it
might wanna read that one again buddy 
I was picturing something lighter I think
Salmonella
Spanish
oh fuck
the fabled retracted shrue
I'm done for
ahhhhh that tracks
truly, i am most evil hollowcord member oat
It tastes like liquid garlic mixed with milk, I don't know how to describe it.
Tastes good
and yet they haven't put egg in you and made you a sauce... curious...
but nah for real congratulations
I am an egg

there are dozens of us
(in little cardboard crates)
er. what would you call those things...
egg crates
wait... aioli just means garlic oil in spanish doesn't it...
I should send 2 kilos of garlic oil to team cherry if we don't hear from silksong in smg
no carton is the south parth character
To encourage them to continue development
Ajoaceite
in Australian heat?? what would even happen during shipping
garlic is good for your health they'll be rejuvenated
its not hot in australia
Ajo = garlic / aceite = oil
we gotta do the reverse vampire on Team Cherry
who bullies tile who has a smaller adopted brother called bike
Salmonella final form
Operation Garlic Cherry is GO
i mean yeah it's winter rn
90 degree fahrenheit winter...
What if they are vampires and get offended
tiles mom is the biggest bitch in the whole wide world 👯
then we will have exorcized one more evil from this earth and everybody is happy
Huh, that explains a lot
australians always getting the timing wrong..
Ye
the modern vampire does not hold the same superstitions as those of old
the modern vampire is adventurous in the allium sphere
KENDRICK ALBUM COMING SOON HE JUST ANNOUNCED A CONCERT
They're just fashionably late
Modern vampires do not communicate with their community
So they enter households without permission ?

Nah , only Ari Gibson does
more often than I'd like in my neck of the woods
In Australia, mosquitoes are more dangerous than vampires
like damn, I'm not prepared to host! I would've gotten cheese, or grapes!! or beers or some shit
The what
Cherrys
I don't like to be unprepared. they can text me first!
Nyehehehe
Wdym the what
wait. wait. are you telling me cherries exist outside of Australia??
I thought that was the whole deal... with the team...
damn I went to check the weather in australia to fact-check myself instead of relying on decade-old interactions with my australian ex-fiancé but uh
the app is not working??
is this how it starts
Here we have team orchata
the Weather Wars?
team cherry has began their plan
Creators of blasphemous and GRIS
Silksong rollout and it's just the apocalypse
would certainly be a memorable way to remember the day the game releases
silkers vs songers…

🚷
well that's my ass shown up. Adelaide is ~ 50 / 60 F right now. I got dunked.
Destroy all songers
I wish silksong would come out
In fact, in some metro stops in my city there were mini exhibitions with concept art by GRIS and blasphemous along with other indies.
how could you say that about my people to my face
Strolling up to tc headquarters with a fully modified automatic rifle just to check the temperature and leave
You must cease to exist
o
🚮 silksong
True
Cairns is a solid 75
you don’t even realise silkers are only strong when together, separated you are all weak underling minions for songers to guide and rule
You CAN'T escape
fancy
I think team cherry might be more evil than we thought
Songer propaganda
So what
Blocked but not before I call you stupid
just kidding guys
songers eat babies
we don’t and you can’t prove that
Okay, Darwin's at 86, I'm not that far out
i am a baby and a songer what do you say abotu that
thought that guy died a couple hundred years ago
Cannibalism
if youre a songer you are indeed a baby
fuck
so true
hunger gaems but with all interpretation of baby Reeves
and you also eat babies
team cherry drinks blood?
im so right there i'll
myself because im just that right
especialyl the part where i say "gaems" isntead of "games" because im gae fr fr
even if it was an accident
why are you gae
songers being berated by silkers for knowing and stating they will be kind rulers to guide them… we shruely live in a silkciety…
what the fuck is this
me
I think that.... That will never happen
I drew this today
why not
I have some heavy news to bear
In class lol, Academic comeback is no longer possible
I haven’t
now draw them sipping brandy
19th this month
GUYS SILKSONG 9TH RIGHT RIGHT?!?!?!?!?
yeah….hh…
First it was the 7th and now it's the 9th? SGF isn't even over yet
People ain't even waiting to move the goal posts
who's jeff
My dad
They all say who's Jeff not how's jeff
no silksong in this month
That shouldn't stop copers
I mean relyea even plays a clip and says something like "he's pulling a face silksong might be there"
this warrants a ten minute analysis STAT
Noooooo
Did he lose it 
geoff only knows what's at SGF
i guess it's technically possible that team cherry didn't want to be at SGF but at another event or no event
geoff keighley looks like the kind of guy to die in a video game and say "darn it"
dagnabbit
does day of the devs count as sgf
i was about to slap my screen thanks
Keighley the type of guy to say ouch when he gets hit in game
He's been pretty unhinged about silksong tbh....
the investigation is still ongoing
It was an exceedingly long shot anyhow
In this pesky nation he gots the best con flowing
The pot doubles now he really got troubled
please get out
Madman never go pop like snot bubbles
Slicksong
no skong in 24 hours 
Thank god
Go do calculus instead
slip like freudian your first and last step to uhhhhhhh.
hi kaan
how are you
He scratched his nose so he's lieing
But there might be silksong
it's always possible
mmmgmmmmmn mDoing stuff
SAME
YOOOOOO
💥
idk im not doing much except ig pursue small projects for now
coincidences going crazy
and buy hades 2 tomorrow
hope those small projects get pursued and YOO peak
i’m still only in the process of playing hades 1 but i also have to play a bunch of other games too like tboi etc, also got mario wonder yesterday for me and my friend so there’s that
Kaan 
have you finished the major part of story i hades 1
hi mistuh star i forgot to respond to your dms..
ghosted 😔
hi kirbstar
weat beat 
i beat it once
so idk i guess not at all lmao
i was unable to come up with a response with most quality
now beat it more
oh yeah you should have pact of punishment rn too
hm yes
nop
incredible
how much of the game you have played
AlphaDream. I've discussed them a LOT on this channel. But before I take a break from talking about them, let's discuss one major question I still have about the company and solve it. How did they get into so much debt, even before the Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr's Journey game completely flopped?
While it makes sense they would be in som...
Who is this geoff keighley guy wtf does he know
I bet he's just guessing
truth be told we were not enemies prior to this moment but that was a rather offensive provocation on your part
outer wilds 0
the thing that makes the runs harder right?
ye heat
ive been trying funny stuff which i cant tell you without spoiling and ruining the fun and beauty of discovery
i guess we shall talk about hades 1 together another day whenever i get back into it (and not fuck up my runs
)
the furthest i got was the double boss
idk who this guy is but he seems awfully familiar
PVZ HEROES PFP BASED BASED
silksong in a week
who do you main other than i’m assuming citron
Ahahahahaahahaha
haven't played in years
😔
this week*
I wonder what kind of sandwich leth had last
past week*
still pfp fire
One day I dreamed that I was watching the Game Awards event and suddenly Leth came out and just said Hey gang, then the event continued as if nothing had happened.
that really happened
yeah it happened yesterday
GARLIC
I think what he meant to say was
Hey gang, just a quick update about Silksong.
We had planned to release in the 1st half of 2023, but development is still continuing. We're excited by how the game is shaping up, and it's gotten quite big, so we want to take the time to make the game as good as we can.
Expect more details from us once we get closer to release.
I'm so excited to hear him say the :
Hey gang, just a quick update about Silksong.
We had planned to release in the 1st half of 2024, but development is still continuing
In Xbox Showcase
Dentist won’t be here until 4 and it’s 2…
well if its 2 am you may as well get some sleep until he comes
did you bring a book to read/eat
Major cope
And they said we would get more news as we got closer to the game's release, not that we would get more news as we got closer to the game's release date announcement.
we will have news. the summer fest guy felt bad because he made it seem like silksong wasn't gonna be in summer fest so he came out and confirmed it will be there himself. It will be in the xbow showcase tho
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now
ground control to major cope
call JG Wentworth 877 cash now
Peak song
Sklokn
Imagine that the game is dull, the world map is small and it is worse than Hollow Knight
garlegg or whatever the hell the sauce was
Or not, the game is great but people forget about it in a week
Why would that happen
Idk
Garlic oil
Take your cope pills and put your clown costume on
Is anyone else excited about the Persona 5 announcement???
no
Copper
Lithium
Good evening. afternoon. evenoon(?) silkchat
I love this post
At least it cost 80 bucks
Unless they find something FUCKED up in it
chun li 
im gonna play a video game
Which one
what video game? whichever one has the biggest dogs.
Hades has a pretty fucking big dog in it
1 877 kars for kids, k, a, r, s, kars for kids
Elden ring has bog dogs
elden ring DOES have big dogs youre so correct
find and play a clifford game 
unfortunately those dogs want my face for breakfast
There’s probably a clifford dog game
i guarantee you there is a clifford game from the late 90s/early 2000s because i explicitly remember playing it and the barney web games at the library on weekends
Anyway. Silksong in 3 days 
false. mods, rip their hydrogen bonds asunder
donate your car today
Anyway. Silkmid Little Nightmares 3 in 3 days 
Any news?
nightmid
Did you look?
noo the cohesion of my water molecules
I tried to find something but I cant
Cool
If you can't find anything theres no news
I ate swiss roll today
How can one even rip a hydrogen bond ? And what would that accomplish
Hydrogen bonds can break and form much more easily than other bonds, it probably wouldn’t do too much
Smh
all the water in you instantly becomes a gas
wait, would it actually though
even though you'd have no hydrogen bonds water molecules would still be attracted to each other
much to think about
I mean
Breaking bonds release energy so technically breaking anything quickly will just make anything heat up a lot
But like
They probably didn’t think about this
they should commercialize w.m.ds
are you sure breaking bonds is exothermic
ss-disc chemistry talk 
making bonds is exothermic
yeah breaking bonds is definitely endothermic
I remember the latent heat of vaporization thing
the temperature doesn't go up even though you input energy because it's breaking the bonds
you have to put energy into the system to break bonds, endothermic

It’s almost midnight have mercy on my poor soul
right! brainspan two seconds thank you
what do we think, Wombat
are we going to show mercy?
pikmin 4 minimun pikmin is such a fun run
never mind im stupid
mercy the girl from overwatch
it's all about your 7 trusty pikmin, your loyal dog, and the funniest one of them all
your gun!
hi stupid
I'm Kirb
hmmmmmm hi kirb
so just so I know
how
how many kirbs are there
12
there's like three I've spotted so far, maybe I'll get up to 112%
Who's kirb
in kirb completion
World war kirb
NOOOO
listening to the austria-hungary empire anthem
would be my anthem frfr
I cast Hey Gang: Forever(er)
Have you checked babynames.com yet
Whats up gucci gang
thank you you are all useless
what my mom said
Gumbo
Gosling
Gumbo Gosh...
Jumbo Josh
W H A T T H E B R A I N R O T
Ohio Escape - Skibidi 1: Escape the Jumbo Josh!
W H A T T H E B R A I N R O T
What is this generation
You got a problem with Jumbo Josh?
Oh you're trying to make them look like someone?
I thought you were just naming a dude
Donkey
I ain't reading allat
WHO IS JUMBO JOSH
no way is that jumbo josh about to run over man of egg
I am presently trying to redo my customizations for a few of these guys but I don't know who to do (i am indecisive asf)
Jumbo Josh
So like is silksong out yet
jumbo josh
Who is jumbo josh
wumbo wendy
this is what i mean. old on left vs new on right
jumbo josh
the names josh, jumbo josh
but you can call me the green gorilla
thank you #sk-discussion, indecipherable
she kinda cute
YEAG RIGHT
skill issue on whoever gets cavities
yeah
