sk-discussion

[silver oak]

funny

[south vigil]

hmm

[coarse leaf]

I mean i can get my friend's bank account money soo

[quartz cave]

?tag fun banned

[white sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/1150961052314501230/image.png?ex=655c0302&is=65498e02&hm=710269085ff51168d6712ff5f63483b0758ddc2a85f2558f48e404798cf1db3b&

[cerulean sable]

generate image

add image "lebron facepalm"
add header "breaking news"
add footer "Lebron reportedly benches Hornet for terrible growths"

[coarse leaf]

What are the stages of playing hollow knight

[opaque sigil]

nah she's half dragon those get nutty growths

mfw

[fiery burrow]

Stage 1: not having fun and hating the game
Stage 2: not having fun

[coarse leaf]

Stage 3: get kidnapped by a weird guy with a snail shell as a hat
Stage 4: you're finally having fun

Ty rust

You're a real one

[thorny sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/736153071218065508/1246226175555014796/grub.gif

[teal ivy]

3 months to go🙏🏼

[coarse leaf]

For what?

[teal ivy]

Idk

[coarse leaf]

ᵂʰᵃᵗ

[fiery burrow]

I quit right after that actually

I love the idea that thats his hat

[thorny sand]

until someone finally loses it and breaches team cherry's development facility and leaks everything silksong-related

[coarse leaf]

GO BEAT HORNET FOR DAMN SAKE

[fiery burrow]

He's just a freak who decides to wear that instead of it being a part of his body

[teal ivy]

What do we do if no silksong this weekend

[coarse leaf]

Wait for silksong news

[fiery burrow]

Eat lunch

[thorny sand]

[teal ivy]

I refuse

[coarse leaf]

IF no silksong news, cry till next week, repeat

[thorny sand]

absolute copium

[coarse leaf]

Or if you're not feeling like crying put on some white makeup and a clown costume

A red nose and a rainbow colorful hair wig

[south vigil]

how many of y’all are gonna 100% silksong blind

[thorny sand]

i feel like every single person should do that

[teal ivy]

No other way

[thorny sand]

im not gonna use twitch or youtube until i beat silksong

[coarse leaf]

I would definitely

[south vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[thorny sand]

well thats true, if it just came out then there'd be no tutorials lol

[coarse leaf]

1st step: wait for silksong release

[fiery burrow]

Probably not gonna 100%

[thorny sand]

youd get like 90% then go back and do a bunch of other stuff

[south vigil]

i’m considering streaming my playthrough so it’s documented with all my reactions but I don’t want spoilers from my chat

[fiery burrow]

I'd beat the game when I feel like it

[teal ivy]

Why’s it so hard being a hollow knight fan

[thorny sand]

im beating it, THEN watching streamers

[primal horizon]

what

[fiery burrow]

everyone is so mean to us fr 💔

[coarse leaf]

Idk but i have the feeling that team cherry is gonna do something more than just a 112% completion rate this time

[south vigil]

imma try to 100% then watch playthroughs and learn the speedrunning strats

[primal horizon]

You’re not a hollow knight fan 🤨

[south vigil]

only if they add dlc

[coarse leaf]

Becuz of spoilers and stuff?

[fiery burrow]

what

[thorny sand]

yeah

[south vigil]

y’all gonna be speedrunning the game?

[thorny sand]

i went into hk blind and enjoyed every minute of it

[fiery burrow]

I'm an HK fan I just hate the game and everything about it

[primal horizon]

LMAO so true star

[thorny sand]

[coarse leaf]

i mean hk dlcs were already included with the whole package so i think they're gonna do the same even this time

[versed pollen]

No...?

The content packs were added after the full release of the game

[south vigil]

the dlcs came out later so they had to make it go above 100%, they had to drop the game before they were done with what they wanted to add which is why they made the dlcs

unlikely to get dlcs for silksong

[barren sequoia]

I think I looked up some of the journal locations and thats about it

The fucking void one had me stuck forwvwr dude

[thorny sand]

broo same

[cerulean sable]

i feel like silksong wont have a dlc (at most, 1 major expac) because all the stuff thats SUPPOSED or couldve been a dlc is already integrated

and it would get integrated far better than dlc cuz you can easily just alter stuff to fit it better

[coarse leaf]

Ok but we're waiting ages for the game it would make more sense to just drop the game with all the content right? Since this project has been going on for a while i think they're not gonna miss out on fully releasing the game as it comes out

[fiery burrow]

we could've had white defender without cutting Ogrims dnd 😔

[fiery burrow]

yeah so why would they add DLC

and increase the percentage above 100%

[barren sequoia]

Dlc is always possible

[cerulean sable]

man i did not even know over 100% growths was a thing

[south vigil]

yes they weren’t done with hollow knight they have infinite time and money this time so they’re gonna finish it

[marsh ibex]

the dlcs also properly finished the game as swaths of it were just mid and bad and smelly (hive)

[barren sequoia]

Is just up if they think of additional content

[marsh ibex]

and they ran out of money

[coarse leaf]

Exactly like hk void heart you can't pay for the game without dlcs they're gonna get you to get the game with all of the stuff

[versed pollen]

So what is your point again

[barren sequoia]

Like the grimm troupe I must imagine was only thought of after the game release

[coarse leaf]

There ain't gonna be any dlc cuz 1 its stupid and 2 they would just directly implement it and 3 if there are gonna be any dlcs its probably because they got even more ideas after the game release

[opaque sigil]

they're not super common but yeah, basically it just means you have a x-100 chance of getting the stats up by 2

then there's karel:

he only levels up once but damn does he level up

[uncut citrus]

Fr fr

Ttacco do you think SilkSong will go over the 100%?

Because like, HK went over, because of the dlcs

[coarse leaf]

Hmmmmm

[uncut citrus]

But 100 is not that much, if you count every decently important items/event or stuff like that, SilkSong could definitely go over that number, so of course they could make stuff like tools not give you a percentage, but I still think it could get hard if you like

[south vigil]

guys I just spilled an entire box of spaghetti on the floor 😭

[uncut citrus]

Don’t want to make some stuff too optional for 100%

Like maybe it would be 200% instead

[hollow terrace]

112 only because TC couldn’t code in properly the content….

[fiery burrow]

I feel like it would make more sense to just half the percentage you get for items

[coarse leaf]

Sounds challengy i like it

[uncut citrus]

Ok but now imagine if you finish silksong and end up with 300%

You can remove some percentages here and there, but you woudnt be able to go as low as 100 without removing any percentage that you really feel is necessary

[coarse leaf]

My god..

[uncut citrus]

I mean finish as a dev, like finish making the content of the game I guess

It’s just like SilkSong is taking quite a bit of time and I can see it being quite bigger than HK and there could very well be over 100 things that the devs would like to go toward completion, that happens in other games.... keeping the number for completion at 100 max for it being percentage is cool, but if it’s really making stuff unpractical, you can always scratch it and go for 200 or another easy enough number fr fr

[wheat sail]

Spitting

[south vigil]

completion could be also a ratio (things completed/things in the game)

[teal ivy]

The idea of silksong being bigger than hollow knight makes me feel some type of way

[silver oak]

Each bench is a percent

[uncut citrus]

It’s basically confirmed bestie

[south vigil]

fun fact: (huge spoiler) || you can sit on benches in silksong||

[teal ivy]

I remember when I first tried hollow knight I thought the initial map of crossroads was the size of the whole game💀

[south vigil]

LOL

[teal ivy]

Cannot wait

[coarse leaf]

WHAT

[uncut citrus]

They wanted to make it at least as big and leth said they did just went on adding more and more stuff (or something like that? Dang that was already almost a year ago, after they missed the release window) so like I imagine they made it bigger than HK already by nowwww

[south vigil]

ik, it’s crazy, can’t wait

the game is done it releases in a few weeks (not confirmed just speculation)

[coarse leaf]

Nah never trust speculations

[south vigil]

it’s my speculation i trust it

[coarse leaf]

Keep in mind that silksong is like atoms

No where to be seen

[south vigil]

what

i think instead of atoms it should be someone’s father figure

[coarse leaf]

Atoms are invisible, so is silksong

[fiery burrow]

Huge silksong spoiler
#sk-discussion message

[south vigil]

omg i can find silksong using maths??

[young saffron]

Yi

[coarse leaf]

Legends say that silksong is in a whole other multiverse

[south vigil]

awhh

i want

[uncut citrus]

Except when you put a lot of them together, got it, get a 18TB drive for like 350$ and put as many compies

[strange night]

Legends say Dolm

[south vigil]

might go 30 hours without sleeping to@play skong when it releases

[south vigil]

good point, we just need a lot of silksongs to be able to observe it

[uncut citrus]

Thhffdss

[coarse leaf]

So that's how you secretly get silksong?

[uncut citrus]

Sorry I passed out before I could finish but you can probably make out the rest

[coarse leaf]

Ye i didn't don't worry about dat

I mean i did💀

Damn auto corrector

[uncut citrus]

It’s ok 😌

[strange night]

It's dolm 😌

[coarse leaf]

No way is that batman??

[full rune]

karel is busted

[wheat sail]

okay this is crazy

[obsidian juniper]

Oh

[fiery burrow]

Kirbstar almost became smart 😔

[wheat sail]

lose chess match
call them bad
leave

[fiery burrow]

Thats the only reason I have a chess.com account

[silk zodiac]

[rocky gust]

i beat lemm ! and i cant wait to use the warriors knowledge in main town

or kingdom cliffs ig

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-big-mouth-gif-24568110

Good job

[digital junco]

i was gonna make a kirby joke about this gif and then i read who sent it

[marsh ibex]

I’m BuGGING

FUCK

[wheat sail]

😭

Joker took the reefer

[cerulean sable]

nope

[opaque sigil]

I imagine they'd just make it add up to 100

[wheat sail]

You think hollow knight will?

[fiery burrow]

TC can't do math, tragic 😔

[wheat sail]

Hall of gods full radiant should've been 1%

All bindings another 1

[ionic arch]

Team Cherry actually invented math?

little-known fact

[wheat sail]

No that's celeste

The best game, even above another Indiss like rain world or ultrakill

[fiery burrow]

If celeste is good why do you need to install sj to have fun

[warped rock]

because you dont like celeste

[wheat sail]

Tf is sj

This ain't dragon ball z

[fiery burrow]

Yeah

I do like peak (Attack of the Clone, Superstructure) though

[wheat sail]

Maybe I should mod rain world

Seems easy

[trim estuary]

Yup yup

[wheat sail]

I will add realistic blood and bodies being able to be broken apart

[fiery burrow]

There is a blood mod I think

[wheat sail]

And csgo

[trim estuary]

Kirb could borrow code from that and then add the body breaking

[wheat sail]

Adding daddy long legs with mustaches and hats

[fresh knot]

I saw “long legs” and my brain got yeeted to the pikmin dimension

[ionic arch]

ah, good point

[frosty light]

if they do it and the game has stuff, i wonder how theyll compromise, compared to hk

ig you did get some freebies in hk like 2% movement (though that made sense)

[wheat sail]

It's updated

[hollow terrace]

Impossible

[wheat sail]

Window finally reformed

[frosty light]

a foe to rival grubU4k...

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-25975038

[olive bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060328725989834782/1239033150861082684/snowm-got-any-games-on-your-phone.gif

[wheat sail]

🎶

[bleak sundial]

skong

[high briar]

So

When is the summer fest again?

[frosty light]

7/8

78

[hollow terrace]

last week

[frosty light]

7-8*

[high briar]

In asian time or western time

[frosty light]

...some time

[high briar]

Got it

So either the day after I get back home or the exact day

[cerulean sable]

sherma diffs gehrman not even a contest

[high briar]

True but you're forgetting burphehma

[cerulean sable]

shermamis the type of player that will just spam A Call Beyond

[frosty light]

no diffs even tbh

[fiery coral]

[wheat sail]

unique

[ionic arch]

so

what about

t o o l s

(silkson songsil discuso)

[wheat sail]

🔧

[frosty light]

TOOOLS!!!

[hollow terrace]

alright what if

[violet path]

Im listening

[hollow terrace]

Silksong credits have a cover

[frosty light]

team ferry add the fucked up tool that lets you use two active tools simultaneously!!!!

[hollow terrace]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-X-iHTe5PI

like this

[violet path]

Metrooo

[frosty light]

or i guess that depends on crest. maybe it could be a crest ability even

[flat remnant]

happy one year anniversary spiderverse

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/metroboomin-gif-10009838349172177167

[violet path]

No that cant

Nahhh

Youre lying theres no

Hm

[heady iron]

I forgot about chainsaw man and caught up on the manga just now

What the fuck

[flat remnant]

June 2 2023

[violet path]

Wow

A whole damn year

I remember the day seeing it at the mall with my friends

[flat remnant]

don't let fujimoto cook

[violet path]

I remember it literally being my whole fyp

[flat remnant]

checks out for me personally

no last summer does feel like a year ago uh huh yes yep

[violet path]

Lisr

[flat remnant]

my sense of time is warped beyond recognition

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-zen-focus-walkman-earbuds-gif-12972884

[wheat sail]

And?

[flat remnant]

and you SMELL

[wheat sail]

good?

[carmine island]

Bad

It’s over Kirb

Time to take a bath

[wheat sail]

Not until silksong

[carmine island]

Kirb it’s for your own good

[warped rock]

kirb has a gamer scent

[carmine island]

Holy shit

Is that

Is that Hatsune miku???

[flat remnant]

it's colon seth fedora colon

[warped rock]

Holy shit
Is that
Is that muffin

[carmine island]

Thank you mlemlemlemlemlemlemmlemlem

[warped rock]

im neatwheat

[lime wharf]

team cherry has abused us for too long
join the strike by not bathing until we get news

[carmine island]

Yes

[warped rock]

no one know me in ss-discussion except kirbstar who is awesome sauce

[carmine island]

True

He should still bathe tho

[patent heath]

Lol imagine.

[carmine island]

Who are you?

[patent heath]

PV sucks, read my name smh. 🙄

[warped rock]

pv cool

[south vigil]

i’m eating mac and cheese with mustard how does that make y’all feel

[warped rock]

appauled

[spare fractal]

I have a day left to claim my 1 month free trial of nitro, I forgot that I still hadn't claimed it.

lol :P

[inland ravine]

hello i don't feeling okay

[spare fractal]

oh no! what happened?

[inland ravine]

i was having breakfast and the egg is still hot and she said "eat" and i say "it's too hot" and my mom was like "THEN USE YOUR MOUTH TO BLOW IT" and i said "WHY YOU YELLING AT ME" and she about to throw hot water at me and she was like "raise your voice at me again or i'll throw hot water at you"

[south vigil]

hello marriage paper, what happened?

[inland ravine]

and then my brother came in and she act so nicely to him and i was mad and i grab the platstic paper agrrislvly (i was jealous) and my mom throws a carpet at me and said "GO TO YOUR ROOM, I DON"T WANNA SEE YOUR FACE"

[south vigil]

my mom didn’t let me play on my computer at all today because I was on my phone for like 10 minutes when I wasn’t supposed to meanwhile my brother was for an HOUR and had no punishment :D

[south vigil]

ripp

[inland ravine]

oh no

same thing happens to me often

[spare fractal]

oh, something similar happened to me today with my very young sister...

[inland ravine]

oh

[sacred stratus]

Hi gwnj!

[sacred stratus]

Seems like your mom has anger issues

[inland ravine]

i'm having mom issues rn

[inland ravine]

yo

[sacred stratus]

I know. I read the entire thing

You kinda remind me of my sister. She doesn’t get along with my parents all that well

[inland ravine]

my brother too tho

he doesn't like getting along with parents. all he did is playing and then eat and then go to his rooms shut the door and play

[sacred stratus]

I just learned to keep quiet around my parents

Well now I kinda don’t have to since they know they can’t punish me anymore

I’m too old for that

[sacred stratus]

At some point every child struggles with their parents.

[spare fractal]

I've been struggling with mine recently... and it has me worried.

[meager shell]

I will, although I'm not completely blind to it

[sacred stratus]

It’s called growing up. As long as none of you do genuinely fucked up things it’s just a normal part of the process

[south vigil]

you mean you’re looking stuff up or you’ve seen trailers and stuff

I don’t rlly count watching trailers but looking stuff up is cheating for blind run imo

[meager shell]

I meant by viewing the trailers, edge magazine & screenshots

[pulsar sleet]

I didn't realize this place was mostly teens

Now I feel old

[south vigil]

ye i’ve seen all the sneaks, not gonna look anything up after release though

holy crap 5 months since a mossbag video mosssong theory could be correct

[tough glen]

Wow that's actually a great question

Cuz I'm going in blind but the question is will that last until I beat my first playthrough or until I 100% it

Probably the former, but really depends how much % I'll get

[vagrant umbra]

I will do what I did for Hollow Knight: explore every nook and cranny as best as I can blind and only after I exhausted my ability to explore, I will google what to do next.

For Hollow Knight I managed to do everything blind except the flower quest, getting abyss shriek, and changing my king soul to void soul. Also this was before Grimm content came out. I had to google that and hidden dreams when they released.

[tough glen]

Oh wow, that's a lot actually

Did you find flower quest but couldn't do it or did you just not find it at all

[vagrant umbra]

I found it, but didn’t know where to take it.

[tough glen]

Yeah that's what I figured

[vagrant umbra]

Another funny part of that run was I did the first two coliseum challenges and then freed Zote from deepnest so the whole time I thought Zote was gonna appear at the end of the third challenge.

[south vigil]

do 100% it will be hard and fun

[south vigil]

zote’s still in deepnest on my main save lol

[tough glen]

For my colo mod I made it so zote doesn't trigger even though he's supposed to; this is essentially a zote cryo until I get around to modding him, at which point I'll disable the thing disabling him

[south vigil]

i’m too lazy to learn to mod i’ll just stick to programming my own stuff

[tough glen]

If you're already developing things making mods shouldn't really be a problem for you

All you really need is an idea

[south vigil]

yeah but i’m either really good or really bad at reading other people’s code and i also just prefer creating my own things from the ground up

[tough glen]

Mods are from the ground up, and if you work alone there's no 'other people's code' to read

But hey to each their own

[south vigil]

wouldn’t I end up changing the code in the game’s files though?

[tough glen]

Nope

[south vigil]

hm

[tough glen]

Mods are external files you make

[south vigil]

wait do you need to use a specific coding language for it or nah

[tough glen]

C# usually

[south vigil]

i hate C# aaaa

[tough glen]

[south vigil]

i’m a c# hater

[tough glen]

But yeah you should ask about it in #modding-discussion or, more specifically, the modding server (in the dev channels)

What languages do you work in

[south vigil]

uhh i can use Lua, C#, python or gdscript

could also probably learn other languages with their documentation

[tough glen]

gdscript?

[south vigil]

godot’s language

[tough glen]

Ahhh you're a Godot dev

[south vigil]

recently started getting into it, I like the interface and the language is simple so

[tough glen]

Anyways yeah you should at least give it a shot

It's always great having a fresh new mind in the community

[south vigil]

it would be really funny to have my crappy art just sitting there in some crappy unbalanced hk mod ngl
i still don’t have hk on my computer lol

[tough glen]

Omg you do intentionally terrible art?

I have future mods planned that are meant to have that (gonna mspain with a mouse)

[south vigil]

sure… intentional

[tough glen]

Oh hm

[tough glen]

Knight.jpeg

[south vigil]

made that when I first got my drawing tablet lmao

[tough glen]

You heard of the doodle boss project btw?

[south vigil]

nope, what’s that

[tough glen]

Reskin collab we organized in the modding community

[south vigil]

oh cool, is it just gonna make it look poorly drawn or what

[tough glen]

Everyone takes a boss or two and makes a doodle/sketch/paper/whatever reskin

We even have people who made it on physical paper and scanned it in

Both pencil and crayons, of all things

[south vigil]

that sounds cool

[tough glen]

But yeah in this collab skill doesn't matter cuz everything looks like it's 5% complete

Thing is we're down to our last ~5 bosses and no one is doing them

I'd do one myself but I already did four and I'm running out of ideas

So if you're interested you could take a look and take one of them

[south vigil]

might be fun, I’d have to draw every frame right

[proud crane]

i wish silksong was real

[tough glen]

Yeah

And you'll have the original to overlay it on

[south vigil]

ok, might do that tmrw it sounds really funny to just add a crapily drawn boss, what’s left?

[tough glen]

Don't remember, gotta check the doc

[south vigil]

aight

[tough glen]

It just a spreadsheet with all the bosses who claimed them, are they done, link to the new spritesheet, and filepath

It's pinned in the hk modding server's art channel I believe

[south vigil]

ok so I just add to the spreadsheet?

[meager shell]

Yeah, TC could have contacted him and explained the entire lore to him so that he can make a story explanation video with it's release being followed with the release date trailer announcement coming this weekend XGS event.

[south vigil]

nah i have no faith in mosssong theory but it’s pretty funny to think about

[meager shell]

Yeah it is a pretty cope heavy theory.

[south vigil]

it’s gonna be at xbox showcase ngl

[tough glen]

What's mosssong theory

[tough glen]

Well, to mark that you're doing it

Then you gotta actually do it and send it publicly

So people could, y'know, use it

[south vigil]

aight, i’ll figure it out

[south vigil]

crazy theory about mossbag revealing release date for silksong, cory miller has a video on it

honestly it’s the highest concentration of pure copium i’ve seen so far

[tough glen]

Lmfao

Better than the mossbag sacrifice idea

[south vigil]

the fact that there’s valid points behind the theory is funny but it’s definitely not happening

[south vigil]

true, we needa understand silksong lore

can’t do that without mossbag

[errant silo]

guys can I have some copium, Im running low on supply here

[south vigil]

watch primacon’s most recent live stream

[tough glen]

Odds of silksong cancelling?

Better yet

[south vigil]

0

can’t cancel this far into development unless something really serious happens to someone in the team

[tough glen]

Odds of silksong getting a physical-only limited edition release?

Only 1000 copies of silksong to exist

[south vigil]

nah i’d buy immediately and flex on everyone lol

but also tc wouldn’t do that

[stoic sigil]

I have the Golden Silksong

[south vigil]

wait has it always been the silker i ALWAYS read it as the stalker lmao

[south vigil]

:OOO!!1!

[stoic sigil]

Nah I changed it recently

Is what I'd say if I was LYING

You misread it the whole time

[south vigil]

suujousyujsoqpekrj i must be going insane from overcoping

[south vigil]

good point

[stoic sigil]

Man why does Schell Games have banger intros

[wheat sail]

like what

[south vigil]

what is schell games

also hi kirbstar

[stoic sigil]

The I Expect You To Die series

[tough glen]

The dev team who made the hit video game "team cherry"

[stoic sigil]

https://youtu.be/pQE7jf9LCfk?si=yEfxf4bG1myvtSyE

Utter banger

[south vigil]

woah

[wheat sail]

hi ezjcat

[stoic sigil]

Hey gang

[wheat sail]

hey graigeroy leth

[stoic sigil]

Silksong is now illegal Worldwide

Sorry

It had to be done

[patent heath]

Oh man.

I cannot play the sequel to the beloved and critically acclaimed metroidvania Hollow Knight now.

[south vigil]

it’s gonna be legal after it releases though right

[stoic sigil]

No. It'll be property of Lockheed Martin

[south vigil]

imagine the chaos if silksong shadow dropped, nobody would believe it until trusted sources made videos lmao

[stoic sigil]

It's especially funny because it's already available on Steam

[south vigil]

ye frfr

[stoic sigil]

Anyways TeamCherryGames said to expect news at the Xbox Showcase

On Twitter

[fiery coral]

Banned for fake news

[south vigil]

ok but in all seriousness I’m so hyped for xbox showcase

[stoic sigil]

They can't ban me the server would fie

And you dint want it to fie

[south vigil]

ye, can’t let it fie

[fiery coral]

Fee fie fo fum

[stoic sigil]

Screw Silksong when will we get Ass Jim plushies

[delicate viper]

team cherry fell off

[stoic sigil]

TRUE

Buy games from good companies

[south vigil]

imagine it’s actually named Jim in the game

[stoic sigil]

Like Ubisoft

I need to get back into baiting

It's how I shall achieve fame

[wheat sail]

cherrysoft

[stoic sigil]

Thats peak

[south vigil]

softcherry better

[delicate viper]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[stoic sigil]

It's so sad Team Cherry was acquired by Xbox

Now they'll get dissolved

Anyway I need to sleep

[kindred pewter]

it's so sad hornet in silksong dies of ligma

[languid linden]

Who the fuck is silksong

[south vigil]

same, which is why i’m putting it off for another 30 minutes

[kindred pewter]

ligma balls

[full ledge]

Xbox on there way to acquire all game studios so there’s no more games

[south vigil]

it’s the creator of the hit game “knight that is hungry sometimes”

[stoic sigil]

If Silksong isn't at the Xbox Showcase I'll have to call in my favors in the Australian Government

[kindred pewter]

or "knight that is hollow sometimes"

[south vigil]

if it’s not at the showcase i will go to school with my the knight mask dressed as a clown on

[full ledge]

What will you have them do

[south vigil]

ye that one was pretty cool too

[stoic sigil]

Hang a comically large piano over the door to TC Offices

[south vigil]

if it IS at the showcase i can’t wait to read regular human’s skibidi toilet analysis essay lmao

[south vigil]

we might not get a skong if that happens though

[kindred pewter]

no that one was mid as hell

[south vigil]

i thought it was ok for a game made in only two minutes for a game jam

[stoic sigil]

As to flatten unsuspecting tc dev

[full ledge]

Maybe the reason silksong isn’t out is because tc never goes to their office

[coarse leaf]

it was shit, they rushed the 2 mins really hard

[stoic sigil]

I'll have to improvise then

[south vigil]

true, they had to add content later on cause it was too rushed

[stoic sigil]

I'll sic a HOA on the tc devs then

[coarse leaf]

then they added that dlc where the god is a master sometimes and it sucked ass

[south vigil]

what if silksong is at xbox showcase but it’s just the logo of the game and nothing else

[stoic sigil]

I'll uhhhhh raise taxes

[full ledge]

Godmaster was goated though

[south vigil]

yeah, honestly it sucked to do the things where you get rushed by bosses sometimes

what if silksong is at xbox showcase but it’s an old trailer with nothing new

[coarse leaf]

Wilbo should come out in an overly dramatic cool way out of a door that looks like the black egg

And then announce a completely new game that is 100% unrelated to HK

[south vigil]

yes

[coarse leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/kojima-clap-kojima-gif-26545378

[wheat sail]

It'll just be part of an anticipated games section and then nothing happens

[deep laurel]

Capcom going for the kill with two trailers back to back

[south vigil]

mh wilds looking great

[south vigil]

lmao

[tired lake]

Its to be expected that if silksong wont be at sgf, xbox showcase is meant too?

[patent forum]

silksong was canceled in 2013

[dapper topaz]

Where are my sgf copers

Where are they

[wheat sail]

i am coping

wont shower until silksong news (soon)

[patent forum]

hi coping

[wheat sail]

hi greg

[patent forum]

hi

[dapper topaz]

[warped rock]

sgf baiters when i show them silksong wont be at sgf

[patent forum]

kirbstar will becomen the smelliest man alive

it's pirde month, tc will release lesbian silksong

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-deniz-deniz-gif-23653159

[south vigil]

sgf isn’t directly connected to xbox it’s at the same time for marketing i believe

[dapper topaz]

Man I can’t wait for new gamerant article on how Silksong wasn’t at sgf or xbox

[south vigil]

it’s at xbox im certian

[wooden turret]

as much as I want to believe it's true, I am not really sure about that. I think since Xbox showcase is under SGF, they could've talked about the lineup, to not repeat announcements

[dapper topaz]

What makes you certain tho

I hope it’s not that “trust me I know”

[south vigil]

well they don’t choose what games are in it, the people making the game do, so the people making the game would not double announce

[south vigil]

few things, some things hinting toward a launch soon, their silence even though everyone is expecting it (NOT denying it) other things

[wooden turret]

that's fair point, but I still think it's possible they talked about the lineup

[south vigil]

its possible i suppose

can’t find a reliable source about it so 🤷‍♂️

[wooden turret]

and if they did, that probably means no Silksong on Xbox showcase, because of Geoff "a while" thing

[dapper topaz]

That applies to almost every event tho

[south vigil]

it was the only game he talked about without denying it and also he was kinda flustered, he could be under nda and just wanted people to stop spamming silksong, i don’t rlly take it as denial

[dapper topaz]

But anyway we don’t have anything major to follow up on so fair ig

[south vigil]

people expect it more here

also we ALWAYS get at least something in june

[wooden turret]

yep, we don't really know. The only hint would be "it's gonna take a while" by Geoff, like he predicts it's not showing up on any upcoming showcases as well. But it can be completely irrelevant

[south vigil]

honestly i never expected sgf to have it but the xbox showcase i have high hopes for

[wooden turret]

Yeah, me too, Xbox has always better odds

Gonna watch SGF anyway, I like new game announcements and I'm hoping for any hints/teasers regarding games for Switch 2

[wheat sail]

kinda doubt switch 2

[south vigil]

yeah i’m also watching sgf, excited for monster hunter wilds

[wheat sail]

though mayhbe since they wanna reveal the switch 2 in the fiscal year which goes into next year

[wooden turret]

me too, but I've heard that Nintendo allowed developers to "hint" the release on Switch successor, when they announce games

[wheat sail]

i hear devs already got dev kits so possibly

[south vigil]

oh that’s cool, wonder if they have the specs

[wheat sail]

dev kits usually are more powerful iirc

[wooden turret]

specs got almost completely leaked and looks pretty real

looks amazing, but still realistic

[south vigil]

will it be able to run triple A stuffs

like could we see monster hunter wilds on switch two

[wooden turret]

yeah, with lower quality ofc, but still

[kindred umbra]

singsong

[south vigil]

oh that’s nice

probably gonna get a steam deck instead still

[kindred umbra]

after these events if theres no news, i wont have any copium or anything so itll be pretty chill until its eventually announced

[south vigil]

same

[wheat sail]

t

[south vigil]

t indeed

[patent forum]

testosterone

[deep laurel]

the copium will turn into unobtainium

[void skiff]

What time is the thing today?

[tall cargo]

there's a thing today?

[south vigil]

what’s the thing today

[wanton eagle]

Check pins

[nimble radish]

the pins only have sgf

[south vigil]

imma sleep gn y’all

[zealous falcon]

Not really

they may have stuff like more storage or memory for debugging purposes

Some devkits are just retail units with extra hardware and capability to run unsigned code

[midnight trout]

Anyone got some copium

[south vigil]

primacon videos loaded with copium if you haven’t watched yet

maybe the real friends were the silksong we made along the way

anyways I can cope with you if you’d like

[midnight trout]

Have you seen the summer games q and a 💀

[south vigil]

yes, but xbox showcase im pretty sure is just at the same time for marketing so that hope isn’t killed

all signs point to xbox showcase

[midnight trout]

I thought they were the same thing?

[south vigil]

they’re at the same time but i think that’s just to get more people to watch both, don’t think they have info about what’s in the other

[midnight trout]

Oh

[south vigil]

can’t find a concrete source about it though so not 100% sure about that, fairly certian though

[midnight trout]

Yeh I’d say skong is most likely to be in something Xbox related/ team cherry but choose your champions carefully

Or whatever let’s said lol

[south vigil]

it’s very likely that it’s at xbox showcase

they honestly would have confirmed it’s not there by now if it wasn’t i’m sure

[midnight trout]

Ig

It’s at 3:00am 10th for me

[south vigil]

it’s bigger than the other events and so many people expect it

[south vigil]

you could either stay up or not stay up, your choice

[midnight trout]

So I’ll watch it 6

/ 7

[south vigil]

silksong prolly won’t drop immediately after announcement so

[midnight trout]

Yeh

[south vigil]

just check youtube or check here for people talking about it

you have school that day?

[midnight trout]

Oh crap I’ve gotta hand in my English assignment that day and I’ve got science exam

[deep laurel]

it's possible but far from certain

[midnight trout]

I’m cooked

[south vigil]

i personally am certian but yes it’s not confirmed in any way

[south vigil]

nah you’re good

you got like a week, i believe in you

[midnight trout]

If it’s not there I genuinely don’t care at this point I’ve got games to play for the mean time and I’m currently making a game (slowly)

Anyway cya

[south vigil]

what you making?

[south vigil]

bye

would anybody care to cope with me today

[carmine island]

My body is a machine that turns alcohol into hangovers

[wooden schooner]

My body is a machine that is ready

[pliant torrent]

silksong

[midnight trout]

very early stages (like only a few days in) but metroidvania sorta thing where you r a robot and you can switch your arms and legs for like different abilities

[wheat sail]

Reminds me of something

[heady iron]

Wow I had the exact same idea except it was just the arms

[south vigil]

sounds cool, good luck

[midnight trout]

thanks

[south vigil]

i have a project planned for this summer but also i haven’t started yet and I probably should do that

[midnight trout]

ive kinda just been working on procedural animation for the player coz i think it would be cool to try that

[south vigil]

oh cool, not done that before

what engine you use?

[midnight trout]

godot

[south vigil]

SAMEEEEE

[midnight trout]

i tried unity long time ago but i just didnt like it too much

[south vigil]

got into it a month or so ago and it’s a lot better than the other engines i’ve used

[midnight trout]

ye

[south vigil]

ye i don’t like unity much

it’s alright and I’m able to use it but i don’t like c# and I don’t like the interface

[formal karma]

So sgf is at 9.... lame

Oh well I'll shoot some bugs before hand and settle in with some popcorn ig

[unique nexus]

When's silksong

[formal karma]

When it's ready

[south vigil]

on the release day at the release time

[formal karma]

Because it's not a shitty live service game

[deep laurel]

I need to implement the whole damage system in my roguelike, that is going to be complicated for me

[wanton eagle]

At least they tried

[uncut citrus]

Fr fr

[wheat sail]

if X damage done, remove X hp

[south vigil]

it’s cool that there’s so many programmers just chillin in this server lol

[wanton eagle]

[wheat sail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfPF1gkNpE time to watch doomer post #100

[heady iron]

Coding is lame

[grand ferry]

true we should start speaking in assembly

[wooden schooner]

Truly a Roller Tycoon moment

Also mamoswine deserves a mega

[grand ferry]

megas are never coming back

[wooden schooner]

Wat

[grand ferry]

anyway im happy enough with the hail rework

[wooden schooner]

I'm talking about ZA

I hope they make more for ZA

[grand ferry]

oh will ZA bring back megas

[wooden schooner]

Yes that's 70% of the hype

They showed the mega symbol at the trailer end with the transformation SFX

[grand ferry]

oh right i completely forgot

[wooden schooner]

Also mamoswine was in XY

[deep laurel]

too bad it's not by the legends arceus devs

[grand ferry]

they are just gonna bring back charizard megas and leave the rest in the dust

[wooden schooner]

As a mount

Wdym not by arceus devs

[deep laurel]

I was wrong, it was by gamefreak but also with help from monolith soft

[wooden schooner]

Yes

Hope they still ask help from monolith

[zealous falcon]

01001110 01100001 01101000 00101100 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01010010 01000101 01000001 01001100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110011

[grand ferry]

smh u didnt convert each letter manually

[zealous falcon]

They already have megas 3d models

[zealous falcon]

I could

It'd take more time

[grand ferry]

they could do a funny by releasing light X and dark Y which are so terrible that it makes Legends ZA look good

[zealous falcon]

x/y wasn't that bad

There's worse

[wooden schooner]

Simon is talking remakes here

[zealous falcon]

Cough cough sword and shield

[wheat sail]

X y more like ex why

[grand ferry]

u shld try to set a new record tdy, 12pm-7pm

[wheat sail]

I'll stay up till night...

[grand ferry]

panda eyes

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tired-exhausted-gif-24415175

[violet path]

Who the hell is fujimoto

[kindred pewter]

he has the talent to make it big

[inland ravine]

hi

[exotic geyser]

hi gwnj 🙂

how goes the art

[sacred stratus]

Hi Sarah and gwnj

[exotic geyser]

hello hello

[sacred stratus]

Art is going fine ig (I know you didn’t ask me)

[inland ravine]

sarah and frosty

[inland ravine]

normal wbu

[sacred stratus]

Show us your art

[inland ravine]

nope

[sacred stratus]

:(

Why not?

[inland ravine]

cause i'm nervous

[unique lintel]

It can't be worse than mine 🦅🦅🦅

[inland ravine]

[unique lintel]

Wait I don't own paper yet today

I'll draw something in a bit

[young saffron]

hopefully the job enviornment changes after 2 years

[coarse leaf]

Impressive that he managed to upload a video without telling us hes ex-google ex-facebook millionaire

Nvm just saw the description

I love looking at his channel, its been over for like a year and hes just shitposting

the hell is a google/facebook millionaore

oh wait

ex employee

As in, he used to work in software ar google and Facebook

no shit he got fired

[cedar trench]

he defo lied about the dave free thing

[coarse leaf]

im too lazy to go over is this the ironic kind

I dont know, but probably

Im p sure the entire channel is judt one giant shitpost at this point

The comments is full of cryptobro scam bots tho, so thats great

[grand ferry]

i love the bots that are like "oh you use [insert advisor name] services too they made me 5 mil dollars in 1 month!"

[coarse leaf]

Yeah those are the best ones lmao

[fiery coral]

Thank you Discord for not cropping my image properly

[coarse leaf]

how dare you ghost ping me wretch

i'm scared of ghosts

[quartz cave]

Hey unqiue

[fiery coral]

Here

[quartz cave]

There!

[fiery coral]

Always the first thing I think of when I hear of an tech giant ex-employee

[quartz cave]

You should play ping pong on a helicopter some time

[inland ravine]

UNIQUE

[fiery coral]

Ismoil, GWNJ

[coarse leaf]

beware of the pipeline

[quartz cave]

Hey unique is it true that you murdered unoriginal

[fiery coral]

What no

[grand ferry]

damn they are all clones of each other

[fiery coral]

He's safe and sound

[quartz cave]

Where, in your basement? He hasnt been seen in 3 years,,,

[fiery coral]

Ah you see he simply doesn't enjoy being in the public eye anymore

So he's off to live a quiet life

[coarse leaf]

unoriginal was so old he passed away

[quartz cave]

👁️

[fiery coral]

And that's the end of it

[coarse leaf]

shocking that someone can be older than uneq i know

[quartz cave]

This will not be the end unique, ill figure out what truly happened to unoriginal

[coarse leaf]

the headquarters need cleaning

you're on duty

[quartz cave]

Goddammit ill come back to it later then

[fiery coral]

Good

Off you trot now

[coarse leaf]

do not forget the lizard hiding behind the cupboard in room B2

[quartz cave]

He escaped??

[coarse leaf]

he got in

[quartz cave]

We have two lizards now??

[coarse leaf]

:(

[versed pollen]

ngl bro probably thinks they're funny and fit the theme

[coarse leaf]

Also easy Engagement

[wooden schooner]

Truly a lost cryptowallet eth sale dogecoin moment

[versed pollen]

Gotta wonder how much bots actually engage

Since YT money is usually based on watchtime and bots would likely watch as little as possible before moving on

[silver oak]

Moved to a farm upstate

[coarse leaf]

Im p sure more comments results in the algorithm pushing the video more, no?

[strange night]

Indeed

[coarse leaf]

And yt obviously doesnt check what the comments are, because why should they, so its a free boost

[strange night]

That's why a bunch of shorts channels that repost cartoon clips and stuff make their subtitles terribly inaccurate as well

People go straight to comments to correct it

[coarse leaf]

i have not come across this my suggestions page is too based

[versed pollen]

I just never watch shorts because they all suck

[strange night]

Sometimes I just need the brainless slop to fall asleep to tbh

[coarse leaf]

i just don't fall asleep

[grand ferry]

this is like the stack overflow questions which has something wrong so people will correct it

[fiery burrow]

Sleep makes you vulnerable and you also can't do anything why does anyone enjoy it

[fiery coral]

Because rest

[fiery burrow]

Imagine needing recharge time to be strong lmao

[coarse leaf]

sleep makes weaklings vulnerable

me, i wake up at the smallest disturbance in the air

[fiery burrow]

No fan?

[coarse leaf]

fan is for weaklings

i simply sleep with the pain

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-fire-house-burning-okay-gif-5263684

[fiery coral]

Fans are for weaklings, use the air conditioner instead

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-spin-fast-helicopter-poggers-gif-17074272

Have you considered

[rocky gust]

my favourite hornet move against oblobs tbh

idk why so many spawn in the scorched forest

[dusty nimbus]

Honestly why stay at the same place? Become a nomad instead to escape the hot climate

[fiery burrow]

why don't you just live in the artic

[marsh ibex]

arctic

[dusty nimbus]

Not a lot of food and kinda bad weather

[fiery burrow]

Agree to disagree

[marsh ibex]

There’s nothing to disagree about you’re simply incorrect

[fiery burrow]

Well thats just your opinion

[marsh ibex]

ok beta guardian stalker

[fiery burrow]

[marsh ibex]

in fact

[patent aspen]

siljokns

[marsh ibex]

@fiery burrow

[fiery burrow]

Can't wait to get Master Works

[hollow terrace]

Chat…. It’s Christmas

[tulip edge]

Wow

I thought it was a week away

[strange night]

https://tenor.com/view/the-grinch-evil-smile-creepy-smile-gif-7618321

[fiery burrow]

Happy Halloween

[cloud pasture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfXAChpTvbM

[rocky gust]

stuck on geornge. how do i dodge his skittering attack?

[pulsar sleet]

Sliksnog

[ripe cliff]

Stay in the middle and use angel's crest probably

[fiery burrow]

angels in silksong

wonder if that'd be like a citadel rank or something

[rocky gust]

wdym? it is, im mainly doing side quests so im almost there

[ripe cliff]

I have a feeling TC won't skimp on the religious imagery in pharloom

[fiery burrow]

wonder how good the side quests will be

Tarrey Town style sidequest

[hard orbit]

silksong in 4 days

[flat linden]

delete this channel

[patent heath]

True.

[ripe cliff]

Honestly, I think there's a pretty good chance we get something similar

Maybe that's just wishful thinking but

[glacial wren]

zote was a prophet all along

[fiery burrow]

I've heard theories you can build up Bonebottom ala Ori 2's ||Wellspring Glades||

I think its a cute idea

I need something like that ever since you couldn't ||rebuild hyrule castle town|| in ToTK 😔

[glacial wren]

I wanna do that

[ripe cliff]

I mean, even dirtmouth is fairly dynamic, with newcomers appearing there throughout the game
SS could for sure elevate that with bonebottom

[glacial wren]

build a hornet statue someplace

[glacial wren]

the most famously replayable content packed game that is entirely finished

[strange night]

SS will have fallout 4 style base building

Trust

[coarse leaf]

Oh please god no

Todd truly is everywhere

[strange night]

Todd Howard has bought out team cherry

[coarse leaf]

Cant wait till ass jim tells me that another settlement needs my help

[ripe cliff]

I liked that totk feels unconventional compared to other open world rpgs, you can do the goofiest shit

[fiery burrow]

TOTK felt like it wasn't as focused as BoTW was but it was still a blast

[dull jasper]

Sherma would help but they sadly took an arrow to the knee

[fiery burrow]

Shame they cut so many Sky Islands though, those were pretty boring in the final product

[ripe cliff]

Yep

[glacial wren]

it wasn't a bad game but it definitely is not a masterpiece like people said

what does that even mean anymore though

[stiff terrace]

Is windwaker a good place to start? Or skyward sword?

[strange night]

Botw > totk tbh

[formal iris]

Totk was mechanically better but the world was probably less shallow in botw imo

[strange night]

Start with literally whatever you want

[fiery burrow]

Windwaker is pretty good, skyward sword not as much but its still pretty good

[glacial wren]

totk feels like a tech demo

[ripe cliff]

The depths shocked me when I first saw them, though. I went in only expecting some cave-puzzle type areas

[strange night]

The Zelda games generally are not interconnected except for loose lore and the occasional direct sequel

[coarse leaf]

Better then sherma being lydia and jumping down the nearest mountain into the dungeon dimension first chance she getd never to be seen again, unless ofcourse theres a door you need to get to, in which case she will teleport in your way

[formal iris]

The depths were way better than the sky islands

[stiff terrace]

I’ll start with windwaker

[formal iris]

Sky islands honestly sucked

[fiery burrow]

The depths felt pretty same-y

Still pretty fun to mine

[glacial wren]

I feel like a lot of the problems with totk are the fault of switch hardware

[ripe cliff]

I still remember the frox thing or whatever absolutely merking me in near total darkness

[glacial wren]

shrines, sky islands, the depths are very samey because being too unique might kill the system

just a hunch

it is amazingly complex though for what they achieved anyway

[fiery burrow]

I thought the shrines all had variety

[glacial wren]

I mean visually

[fiery burrow]

Oh

[glacial wren]

I think the lag in kakariko is indicative that ||hyrule castle town would have almost certainly been worse if you could rebuild it||

[ripe cliff]

Does anyone else really dislike how the new shrines appear from the outside? They're just like.. rocks

[fiery burrow]

I like the swirl

I think the doors are kinda weird

[ripe cliff]

yeah, they're just pretty meh imo

[fiery burrow]

Rock should be darker

[glacial wren]

boulder

[ripe cliff]

Dwayne

[tiny pine]

oh hey the funny zelda game

[glacial wren]

it always just feels like there's more to the game but there really isn't and that really bummed me out

[fiery burrow]

I feel like there should've been a few more towns

[glacial wren]

zonai kinda just existed

[fiery burrow]

Oh also the story should be better

[tiny pine]

zonai felt empty

[fiery burrow]

They retconned the zonai and didn't even explain anything after that

[glacial wren]

my opinion the story was worse than botw

[valid sable]

I think the story was way better, at least character-wise

[fiery burrow]

Why is the group whose name is a pun on "mystery" put center stage

[glacial wren]

botw had a good balance of imagination vs exposition

[ripe cliff]

My motivation to keep exploring was partially the armor sets, I liked the customization there

[fiery burrow]

BOTWs story was at least made in a way where it could be told in a non-linear fashion

[ripe cliff]

I prefer botw's story myself

[tiny pine]

the armor sets are interesting yeah

[fiery burrow]

Oh also Zelda and Link's story is really cute I thought it was a fresh take

[tiny pine]

not a fan of having to find new arrows though

[fiery burrow]

Also TOTK isn't subtle in the slightest

[tiny pine]

im just excited for Ganondorf

honestly

[fiery burrow]

||"hey swallow a stone and you turn into a dragon ;)"||

[glacial wren]

ganondorf only dorfed a couple times

[tiny pine]

true

also i will say
im not a huge fan of Zora's Domain in totk

im not sure why but it doesnt feel
right

[glacial wren]

bleh

[ripe cliff]

They were so obnoxiously obvious with that whole thing

[glacial wren]

where's zelda??????

[tiny pine]

||blasted into the past just chillin' with the original hylians kekw||

[fiery burrow]

||Its by far the lamest change ganondorf did||

[tiny pine]

THIS

[glacial wren]

I did love the towers until they became my main method of travelling

[wooden schooner]

Zora should have cooked meth fr

[tiny pine]

Still fucking mad i can't pet the dogs

they do follow you around though for a certain amount of time

[ripe cliff]

Gorons

[rocky gust]

[fiery burrow]

||Like getting the Goron's addicted was very funny and a unique change, Gerudo desert was intriguing and creepy, Hebra's snowstorm starving the rito was incredibly atmospheric. Sludge is just... annoying and ugly to look at.||

[wooden schooner]

Funny how this skit happened thrice

[ripe cliff]

I forgot about the ||gibdos, they were neat||

[tiny pine]

||The sludge made fighting unbearable. The amount of water fruit or those fucking sapphires i had to find and attach to weapons was also annoying.||

[fiery burrow]

||Encountering my first Gibdo was fantastic, though I wish they could actually get the chance to attack you once you figure out how to beat them||

[glacial wren]

3/5 game

[ionic arch]

Sludge haters are D tier, sorry

[fiery burrow]

||But the invasions of Kara Kara Bazaar and Gerudo town were great||

[ionic arch]

true though

[ripe cliff]

||Giving the gerudos a desert-zombie apocalypse and turning the gorons into drug addicts will never not be funny||

[tiny pine]

I like the game because of the voice acting

also Ganondorf

[ionic arch]

but he barely dorf

[tiny pine]

I know 😔

I'll take what I can get

[fiery burrow]

Ganondorf was cool I wish he got more screentime ||(And not as this weirdo mummy)||

[glacial wren]

this was the best part I totally forgot what the ritos problem was

snow

[ripe cliff]

The ||queen gibdo fight where they can actually crawl and chase you that way was better||

[wooden schooner]

Ganondorf never dorfes much on screen anyway

Glad they made his time impactful

[fiery burrow]

||They're running out of food, Ganondorfs favorite tactic apparently ||

[ripe cliff]

The legendary shit eating grin was insane

[tiny pine]

Honestly the reason i picked up the game was because hearing his voice made me 👀
Realizing it was Matt Mercer (you should check out his D&D content)

[fiery burrow]

||Bro went from starving the goron's in OOT to giving them a masterclass meal||

[glacial wren]

ganondorf is a real jerk

[wooden schooner]

Ye good incarnation of his grin

[ionic arch]

okay not being a shitposter for a sec — I really liked the sludge because it felt like the most visibly and physically different of all the regions

so much so that I was actually kind of sad when it was gone. i figured some might stay behind!

[tiny pine]

ahh I see

okay your justification is fair

for me
i just suck at the game

[fiery burrow]

That scared me
||Should've been a lot faster though imo||

[ionic arch]

lmao same though

[wooden schooner]

When these mfs did that

[tiny pine]

my aim is so fucking bad like

[cunning geode]

i love sludge and grime!!!

[wooden schooner]

I'm a rito fan

[glacial wren]

the sludge was fine but the zoras should have had ick or something to make it interesting

[fiery burrow]

||Gibdo's crawling|| at Ultrakill ||mannequin|| speed

[tiny pine]

and also once i did play the game
the amount of Ganondorf screentime was just
awful
where is he !!!!! where is my mans !!!!!

when do i fight him.... hello....

[fiery burrow]

||I think Hyrule Castle should've been the final dungeon||

[glacial wren]

ganondorf cutscenes were like woah there he is! he's gone again

[ripe cliff]

||Doesnt he cosplay as zelda for a while||

[tiny pine]

RIGHT

that doesnt count

[fiery burrow]

||Like its so incredibly lame in TOTK, why'd bro even rise that thing it does nothing but expose his base of operations||

[glacial wren]

for the artistic renders

[ripe cliff]

It's badass. He's like atlas tbh iirc

[valid sable]

Did he even rise it

[wooden schooner]

He did

[formal iris]

Totk is a lore disaster i just like making dumb cars

[fiery burrow]

He hit like some funky thing and it make the castle rise

[wooden schooner]

Also it's the temple of light

[tiny pine]

totk has fooled me into thinking we'd get more Ganondorf content 😔
i mean its not a bad game overall
idk im not a huge zelda lore nerd or gamer to begin with
mostly got the game because a friend recommended it to me

[ionic arch]

thoroughly agree

and like the few instances are like

OKAY HOT DAD WHAT'S YR LORE

uh. stereotypes. and then generic evil for some reason. zero commentary on the concept of monarchy? ehhhhhh

[tiny pine]

RIGHTT

[glacial wren]

bad piggies did it better

[formal iris]

I miss the traditional zelda formula

[fiery burrow]

I don't mind generic evil

[marsh ibex]

that’s crazy

still haven’t played totk

thanks for spoiler tagging

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-butterfly-peace-flower-have-a-beautiful-day-gif-7358070589979100995

[ionic arch]

like what a DUNK compared to the glimpse of what could have been

[tiny pine]

hi joker

[wooden schooner]

I wish we've seen the original vision for totk

[glacial wren]

an ancient war that we see for a minute or two

[fiery burrow]

Ganondorf has always been kinda a generic evil villain but at least this time he has a ||"Survivial of the fittest" mentality||

[tiny pine]

hyrule lore could've been crazy tbh
but then

man

[ripe cliff]

The way he ||shatters the master sword at his weakest doesn't sit well with me||

[wooden schooner]

Fun fact its announcment was the last thing of the last physical E3

[ionic arch]

oh shit did I spoiler shit?? fffuck uh lemme

[marsh ibex]

random ganondorf tangent

[ionic arch]

how do you

[marsh ibex]

I love it when people glaze his character in Wind Waker

[ionic arch]

||ahh||

[fiery burrow]

Didn't he have like a ||secret stone and dark magic n stuff||

[strange night]

||

[marsh ibex]

when it boils down to “they had shit I wanted so I took it”

[fiery burrow]

||Like this is the same dude whos pure hatred was able to create the calamity ||

[wooden schooner]

It gets fun when you go archeologist mode

[marsh ibex]

it also didn’t stop him from losing his shit and boxing/kidnapping children

[opaque sigil]

nice and simple

[glacial wren]

ganondorf is kinda like that one guy

[ionic arch]

||the secret stones were so bleak too. like. wtf make it more interesting||

[ripe cliff]

||He with his 1 stone owned all the other guys who had like six in total||

[tiny pine]

i should pick totk back up again

[fiery burrow]

He just has a fire monologue but he's pretty bland

[valid sable]

I didn't expect anything out of TotK story. I was just happy more was actually happening than in BotW, lol

[marsh ibex]

there are only a few things I know about totk

Purah’s design

|| something about gloom hands||

[fiery burrow]

There's also a misconception that its because he wanted to help his people or something

[marsh ibex]

|| and light dragon zelda whoever spoiled that for me fuck you fuck you fuck you||

[wooden schooner]

Totk still got that botw archeology so I'm happy since it was my favorite thing

[opaque sigil]

totk narrative on paper is pretty whatever it's more about the emergent narrative from the player driven exploration

[glacial wren]

dude is the only guy in his society of course he has a toxic concept of masculinity

[wooden schooner]

||The MS pull is the rawest pulling scene in any zelda tho||

[ripe cliff]

Chat are the ||dragon's tears|| a good storytelling device

[opaque sigil]

definitely

[opaque sigil]

no

[wooden schooner]

Yes

[strange night]

No

[marsh ibex]

he’s the only guy who is immediately given extreme power within his society and is practically deified

[fiery burrow]

Yeah but have you seen this twilight princess pull
https://youtu.be/v2nRW3wKnVY?t=753