#sk-discussion
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Virtual tuber flesh…
how. the. fuck.
it took such a long time but i found it
Yarn for this you will be kept from joining the stars
i used four different reverse image search apps 
Your soul will be bound to a wilted flower
which one gave you the answer
afaik reverse image searches don't do well with screenshots from within videos
yarn 
google, after an altered reverse image search with the word “austria” a reddit post popped up and one of the comments linked the background
hi gwnj 
Hiiii 
sherlock yarms
hi yarn
yes but instead of finding criminals i find austria on australia map image sources 😎
hi real 
Omg it’s you
frosty 
hpi gwnj
I saw more cats hugging on insta. Should have sent you a link
yay :D
Also finally got a copy of Bloodborne after years of wanting to play the game
But what about you?
yay :D
i'm fine
Do you want hug?

Are you the orange one?
yes :3
Is it because you are silly
perhaps
Cat hugs?
lil fellas
Which is your favourite boss in Silksong currently, (The robot boss is mine)
why did your cat give birth to ferrets
Kiiiiiiiities
Seth because of the real life lore
And my hope is that he's optional level difficulty if you know what I mean
<@&283547423706447872>
oh wow
I MISSED IT
most normal cs student sleep schedule
brain intact
kirb :D
gwnj :O
:0
Dolm 😮
🤤
this game gonna come out soon frfr
Nope
Citation needed
once silksong comes out, can someone make a mod thats shut hornet the hell up? thanks
unironicaly some people do find that a concern 🥴
ive outright heard players saying if Hornet talks too much (usually those grunts for every little thing action she makes) is enough to ruin a game for them
usually cited examples are the cinematic style games like Uncharted that the characters doing this
yeah it's gonna be very hard for team cherry to balance the amount of sound hornet makes
and also since hornet will be talking in the game, def some people gonna have a problem with the amount of dialouge she talks
if they do it would be funny
Hornet voice detected, activating white noise
people when they need to read the dialogue of a half-higher being and a main character of the game simultaneously
these people do not know the beauty of ha! hyah! ra!
the grunts of a human are to be embraced
human and bug
hollow knight players will know have to learn how to listen and read the main character and the npc simaltenousely, truly a learning curve
hornet should scream "uooogghhha!" every time she gets critically hit
hornet should use every swear word she knows when she's at 1 health, breaking the player's concetration and increasing the difficulty
A 5 second improvement over the previous record by Conny "Jukebox" Wernersson.
Never in the world would I have thought that I could reach the levels of the best players in Quake, let alone the man himself.
In my most recent commitment to Quake, I started finding solutions to more of my problems and finding answers to how to go faster on every s...
Excellent
I love it when they have a single non-randomised sound
Imagine an attack where she just says "adino" every time and you can spamclick it
pot 
gwnj
:D
...why is school so tedious and stressful...
I just wanna get to university already...
be a genius and skip grades
...are you for real here or just joking?
joking... unless youre an actual genius
Coin flip made the gamble
youll be fine either way
I hope you're right about that
had a dream where silksong released exclusively on an obscure e-reader
meow
an e-reader? go have a better dream
where's silk song
In Australia
releases when cornholl beats masomode
So never
them when a character with character has character:
do yall think itll be like yakuza where if someone talks they make a short sound
😭
GUYS
what if the reason we dont have silksong yet
is because
there is a way to save tiso
but we havent found it yet
and silksong needs tiso alive to ne released?
what if they're just waiting for the switch 2, now stay with me now
you can save tiso by ignoring him
well, while also progressing
Yes but idk why you would want that
what if silksong was the silk we silked along the way
🫤
I'd like to apologise 😔
why would they do that
When is switch 2 will be released again? I don't think they announce it yet.
It's as dumb an idea as "silksong can't release at x date because its too close to y game."
Silknever gang thinks it can't release if a single other game exists because of "competition"
They haven't
yeah team cherry thinks that too or else they woulda released it
Nah
🕴️
maybe summer games fest?
Perfect match with ss
Maybe- but don't expect it
I dont 😔
millions of kids around the world get through school you can do it too
Yep
But I'm expecting late 2024
Could be too early but you don't know
Huft another waiting session
all of the achievements were measured in units that I can't remember, but they were pretty funny in the dream
I'm thinking of selling my switch for the switch 2 if it's actually good
Like just the screen alone for 220 dollars
But I could technically buy the switch 2 right now if I wanted to
Malwart
it better be
I hope so
I mean how else will silksong be good? have fun gameplay? yeah right
I'm reserving my judgement for whenever I can think clearly about such a thing
silksong should have suppression mechanics
where if you get thrown too many projectiles all at once
your screen borders goes dark, the sound gets more muffled and muted, and you can hear hornet's breathing much more louder
add a huge splash of chromatic aberration
then a red layer starts covering your screen with the text "YOU ARE BEING SUPPRESSED! TAKE COVER NOW OR YOU WILL BE KILLED (10 SECONDS)"
she should have a first aid spray thing that she just applies on the wound and magically heals
oh i didnt know this is how you regen health in V
it was always the auto consumed rations in the older games
you could do it in menu and avoid the animations
the entire health mechanic is changed in V
thats actually one thing i always found curious in older games
theres no healthbar you kinda just automatically heal unless you get that low
...that doesn't really help me.
it sounds condescending to be honest.
especially silent hill where you had a manual reload button that takes like 3-4 seconds while your pc gets stuck in the animation, yet you can also open the menu (which pauses the game), then just interact with the gun and literally reload it instantly
WAIT
They were auto consumed???
but if you got past the damage threshold, it will auto consume them like extra health
i only played PW and MGS1 on the PSP
"Oh, so you're feeling stressed and tired at school and you feel like you're reaching your breaking point? idk just tough it up millions of other kids did that"
We live in a timeline where cats don’t like wearing little hats 
guh?
buh

what I hear playing on eastern european CS lobbies
Might get elden ring tmr 
every child is special until they aren't
you're also the future somehow
nature is gorgeous
The sky is burning
Australia reference
Yall think Pharloom is gonna be bigger than Hallownest?
hi
why would they set up a sequel in a completely unfamiliar location
I can't remember that kind of thing
Cause its cool
Because we've already explored hallownest and they need a new setting lol
What do you mean by that
I'll have to figure out the bus routes and everything
Also hallownest is too Small for hornets big head
i genuinely thought this was a video game area
It is
no
zelda got away with it 
What if hornet dlc for Hollow Knight was actually a thing
Would they make her shrink
Smallnet
Lets not start using botw and the other one as good game design practices
baby hornet
What if hornet was giant
silksong when?
Silksong will release when it comes out
Bro ty
I hope that helps
That makes a lot of sense actually
You're invited to Volvy's 15th Birthday Party.
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June 7 @ 5PM Pacific
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Now this is the only June birthday we should care for
I'm really sad I really want silksong to come out because I really want to write lacenet fanfic but need more story details what?
no you don't
no story details is ever enough and none is ever too less
the lacenet must flourish
Yes but like I need to know where hornet is inbetween the first and second encounter though
Wdym
waiting on a chair to meet her lace again 😔
Let's just say.... Hypothetically... I want to write an edgy traumatic fanfic called pins and needles where Hornet and Lace's complex relationship is explored over time starting from the first encounter to the second, hypothetically I would need to know the order of areas to write the story, hypothetically.
In theory
Guh
make it all up
In minecraft
Hypothetically, Lace isn't real
DO NOT CLICK ON YOUR PROFILE AND VIEW WHEN YOU JOINED DISCORD DO NOT DO THAT I WAS SHOOK
Hypothetically, in theory
A day too early I think
wdym
lacenet coffee shop fic but instead of coffee it's ayahuasca
for me it says the 10th
Lace literally calls Hornet delicious Lacenet is real
Time Zones
Can't wait for lacenet to be real and all the fanfic be unnecessary
shrue
I'll write it anyways
the lesbians always win
Can't believe they made the game with an agender main character, a gay couple and a lesbian couple WOKE 😨
I love that you are already assuming they are lesbians
its not woke because its lesbians, its woke because women are inherently woke, obviously 🙄
no reason why not
Found another baby pigeon on balcony today.
i am awake
Wdym? Like Grey Mourner and Traitor Child or Lacenet?
Yeah
yo, i'm trying to no hit patheon V, any reliable strat for markoth ?
Do not fall
spells
Gay couple was Nailmaster and Nailsmith, Lesbians were mourner and traitor child
Yeah i forgor about mourner and traitor's child
there's like a dozen sentient characters and like half of them are gay or something
cornifer is trans?
i can radiant him about 1 out of 5 times, but i can't seem to find a reliable way to no hit him
I still assume lacenet are lesbians as I am a lesbian and I think they would kiss
Based
real
hornet bites lace's head off
quaso

Couple goals
They would listen to little miss perfect and girl in red together
When will it be my turn to find a partner that wants to kill me
Truly unattainable 😔
girl in red... the gendered child... hornet... red.... bug... the
Hi shark
The gender child
HORNET IS A GIRL IN RED
LESBIAN CANON
searching for a worthy opponent... sigh
I used to think that hornet and tk were crockroaches 
So true
true
They can still be roaches if you believe hard enough
Ok im believing 500% now
pk is kinda roach-like
I've been playing minecraft modded lately and like do any of you know those roaches from alex's mobs?
They are useless
However, u can make them dance
Also they are gross
I'm actually learning spanish and this might be surprising to alot of you people in chat but I could understand this as I am learning spanish. This means "Small Cockroach"
Thats not it
"El" means "the"
Also
In spanish it should be "La" for some words like "cucaracha"
sister friede is starting to become most difficult boss ever for me
I don't think you're doing too good at learning buddy
Fun fact: In mexico whenever people accidently bump into eachother they say "¡tu puta madre, tu estupida pendejo, voy a matarte!"
which means "Oh no!, I{m so sorry, see you later!"
That's the joke
I didnt understand it until she sent the other part
No it´s not, next time you go to a latin american country say that to everyone
trust me
like brazil 
Except brazil
For the next four days at school I have to take the aapl test for Spanish
If I pass I get a seal of biliteracy
I think I mean hispanic, hispanic means spanish speaking or something like that right?
Yeah
El gato
Mi Gato es muy hermosa, su nombre es Stormy y ella es pequeño y negro
May i do some corrections
Your cat is your idk, her name is stormy and she is idk and black
PLEASE
I have like an hour until the first testing session
gata* pequeña* negra*
Fuck I forgot about genders 
thats just a special case tho
so true!!! (i understand nothing)
Not every animal has different words for different genders
why do some languages have different genders for objects
In the last testing group only one kid out of all of them passed
I need to lock tf in
me in french class trying to figure out the gender of a chair:
i stopped taking french :( idk why i said spanish my brain fucked
I need to keep learning spanish, my friend is cuban and I wanted to learn it so I could communicate to him in secret and I said i{d totally be fluent by april next year but I´ve quit duolingo i´ve totally stopped doing duolingo so...
Chairs are lady smh
but why
Got legs
Ladies tend to have legs too
what about pillows
chairs are woke
them liberals smh
chairs are male in german
Some words like "Aguila" are feminine gendered
However you start the sentence with "El" because aguila starts with the letter "A"
So saying La águila sounds bad
A sentence with the word Águila would be:
El águila es muy rápida
Thank you
oops
COCORACHA
I once watched a man eat a chair
My dream
it did not look like his dream
Trust me, it was
wokeness
The same goes for the word "Hacha" (axe)
Even tho the word starts with an H, and not an A, the h is silent.
So you say " El hacha" and not "La hacha"
This is just a rather rare case
Most of the words follow the normal rule "La tortuga" , "La casa" , "El perro", "El oso"
the leftists made languages woke!! whats next? they're gonna add PRONOUNS in objects?!?!
i cringed typing that btw
that’ll be your last cringe
thank god
death
Myself be intelligent, myself not use pronouns
tsk tsk you still used one 👹
Which one
damn
hah! not smart
Pixx be intelligent, pixx don't use pronouns
avoiding using pronouns in a sentence is difficult, but possible! 👹
I/me is the wokest of pronouns
we is the wokest of pronouns because its communist
holy shit
Shadow/The Hedgeog
Chat im taking drastic measures
Hi taking drastic measures
Im gonna use the uber 15 off coupon for the first two orders back to back 
godspeed
My pronouns are United/States
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅 🇺🇸
are you dumb
I'm too judgemental, maybe my pronouns should be she/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/she
one of my fav discord pronouns is this
Blud appeared to say this and then went
i also feel like she/it
puppy!!!!
Puppy time
nope
Nevermind
iggy's transformation from "fucked up little dog" to "unseelie gremlin man" is disturbing in the show
He what
What
shame that he redeemed his character in the 3 episodes or so before he dies but on the other hand they've shown like 5 flashback sequences of him farting to try and make us feel sad for him
this is what jojos is like
You kids and your animoo
ive never seen it until just now relax gramps
That is the most disgusting creature ive ever layed my eyes upon
i dont understand the decision to make him have a more human face as if that makes him cuter and more likeable, it did the exact opposite
If it's human then it can go to hell
brooo the hotline miami boss is waiting for an opponent
true..
araki is a time traveller from the dark ages where they forgot how to paint dogs and started giving them human faces
this is still bizarre to me, ig araki just became more cool and educated over the years but going from the first couple parts to part 6 where the main cast is mostly made up of very strong women is a hindsight whiplash
byeah
I heard "so gay it's sexist" once and that seems about right
whats akari about
Araki is the creator of JoJos
pretty sure you heard it here a week ago lol
this place is like groundhog day
yeah exactly lol
Hey gang
I ate a funny mushroom and basically my ancestors told me Silksong news in May
Correct
i gotta make new ones up, uhm
what about october 15th
thats when silksong will be released
We will get news in the next 10 days
If not ill have some choice words for my bloodline
he looks so fucking old
he is but a mere pup
silksong release february 13th 2025
silksong release: someday
Who thinks Silksong will appear at the Xbox event?
imo good heavy chance it might not but i’m personally a bit hopeful for maybe even at least a new frame from the game 
12/29 isnt exactly a summer thing iirc 
huh
this iggy is much better imo
You're telling me the one you posted isn't more human faced??
that one is from the early 2000s adaptation
heres iggy looking kinda like a fucked up dog
here he is after that...
Smallest snout….
I'm not saying it's great but it's better than the 2000's adapt
d'okay
ngl they shouldve picked a different voice for him
JFKDSLJFKLSD;AJFDKSL;A THE GIF
HA
IT WAS SO CUTE THEN BAM
I assume Araki shifted his design to make him more expressive
or maybe because he was a HACK
Also possible
And CANT draw dogs
Danny was alright
like how don bluth couldnt draw cats
Danny 😭
I need to get back into JJBA. Last full season I watched was Josuke's and I tried to watch Gio's but it just didn't feel the same
speedwatched 2 parts so i could get away from weird iggy
a crime
That's why you're the worst
Jotaro's was arguably the best season
I disagree
agreed
I like part 3 but it's a slog to get through most of it
4-6 are more enjoyable in that regard to me
yeah, but the other ones just go by way too fast
okay, let me change that. I do agree it is a lot to get through. But damn that ending made it all worth it
like weak tea
Joseph best Jostar
best ending tbh
part 5 ending was just bad
I think part 6 has the best ending
hope part 6 is better
I think in the regards of creating a new group of lil friends to endear to its similar
part 6 is the one with heaven right?
Yeah
less goo
One of these days I'll catch up with part 9 
MORE GOO
been waiting for that for 3 parts
Missing out on peak😤
it's green so its color can be changed
Says the guy who doesn't read Dandadan
great manga
I don’t feel like it 🥱
becomes peak once it gets rid of its unneccessary nsfw
Dandadan was peak from chapter 1
it started off with banana grabbing aliens
me too
And it was peak
it is peak
Always has been

Spoilerish regarding Gio's lineage ||I think a big thing that I had to get over was the fact that Dio was having children using Jonathan's body. It was just a big ick, but I should look past it to get though part 5||
||Jonathan*||
Ahhh I see
Any songers in chat
anyone started playing the Paper Mario remake yet?
no but i want to since i’m playing both mario and luigi series as well as paper mario so i can get to play the highly respected and rated game “paper jam”
what are they gonna remake it with, newer paper?
Cardstock Mario
adobe photoshop CC 2017 mario
maybe they should use stickers, imagine that. Stickers being the main focus in a paper mario game, that sounds like a fantastic idea they should make!
Isn't that what they did in Thousand Year Door
How about they make a mario game but good
i’ll be real i haven’t played ttyd which is why i need to get this remake
they did... with sticker star... it's prob the worst one imo
yeah that was the joke
Moss did
probably the issue with it being on 3DS but... still
@high hedge
i was gonna mention it but i got distracted by the time the slowmode hit '0
Oh hey that’s pretty good
moss did a great job 
I kinda want to set my King Crimson figure back up but idk where to display it
time to renovate
like yoshi's crafted world but with more crackhead energy
when will paper mario go against his doodlebob equivalent
Hasnt he
mr l
idk i’m saying this as someone who has only played the original paper mario, spm and sticker star
with the theme song that makes bones into jelly
I think you'll have a blast with TTYD it's my fav
spunj
Ss is life
Life is ss
life is life
me when i self react
Bro self reacted 3 times
triple kill
Fr fr 🗣🔥
cringe them
Mods kill them
K
Thanks
Ggwp nice knowing yall
Lick em taste em eat em up
💀
Mods batter them and put them in the fryer
Get the marinara sauce
😋
im hungry
what sort of Bop It! is this…
Hi hungry
Man ill eat team cherry if they wont release silksong this year
ok
team cherry arent effective enough devs to release this year tbh
I believe in them
that would be funny
We have paladins good game fr fr
palamid
is paladins like league or like overwatch
Yeah
ah
league of overwatch ig
i'll just stick with ttyd in the meantime
i wonder if theres a rom up yet
To train your dragon
i need to get me one of those
I should put that sign up in the server
it's a crime it's that much im ngl
spong😋
Literally like skyrim or smth
Thats why i dont touch Nintendo games
then when something is 80 USD you already know im paying in the 90s and 100s
canasdian currency just makes you feel bad
Nintendo games are usually mid fr
I've never been so excited to not play a game before

clearly hasn’t played pikmin 
the metroid prime one was 50 cad how about that
dont get me wrong ttyd was peak ,but hollyyy this price
Nah best game on nintendo is super mario odyssey
they're just bad at math
clearly hasn't played legend of Zelda
Hello fellow gentlemen
super mario galaxy 1 or 2 solos imo
Every supermario game is either good or good like fr
they definitely made video games
after spanking us with sticker star and origami king and all this bs they just give back a remaster at the price of a full game and it doesnt that dramatically different
ive only played 2
didnt people like origami king
the ttyd remake actually uses the origami system
i haven’t heard about what people think of origami king i was hoping to hear it was good 
Origami King and Color Splash weren't terrible
colour splash was
they have their own mechanics, but idk Thousand Year Door just had so much charm to it
that 90 dollar breath of the wild dlc kinda stunk a lot in hindsight
origami system?
I can't help but buy it, but I've also played Paper Mario TTYD on gamecube at least 20 times so it'd be nice to compare the differences between the two. It might not be worth it but maybe it'll be something my kid can enjoy
wait what 
there should be a slur for ais...
tears of the kingdom
I beat father Gascoine
oooh i see
man he was tough
does your kiddo have nintendo online
billions must snooze
True!
Bro someone called me border hopper taco muncher they cooked🗣🔥
they need to experience peak
billions must plush
Hii
aren't those slurs 🗿
Yeah ik but i should make my name border hopper taco muncher fr
just tacos is kind of dim
Hold up bro has been playing krita for 1 day 💀
I do but I should clarify that my kid is like a year a 5 months
mexican food makes me jealous
Kira 
honestly thats old enough
she'll enjoy the colors but probably won't really take in the game that much LOL
i was playing goldeneye by the time i was 2 
Krita is an art program bestie
oh damn we have parents in chat 
My grandma is in chat say hi
hi grandmoil
grandma apollo do you play fortnite
yes shes cracked
who here remembers the beatles
nah id win
the who
not those guys
LMAO
the midles
river that was genius
Shes telling me shed gonna 1v1 destroy you or something like that
scrap me
the beatles more like the hoooooonk mimimi
TURE!
Bettles
Millions must pet the Kitty cat
Grandpa?
man
serious answer he's pretty high up there
can we get much higher
So high
"Is that a throne"
it's a chair 
i wont buy silksong if there arent benches
Why don't we have plastic man live action
benches are confirmed dw
YES
too complicated to do i think
contrary to popular belief there are no live men made of plastic
What about mr fantastic
i know we have live action mr fantastic and luffy OP but plastic man is a lot more wacky if that makes any sense
mr fantastic has appeared in let me count
...
0
good live action movies
bencheese 🧀 are beautiful
also his feet canonically look like this
rip foot fetish people
what a weird thing to bring up
anyways
this would be uncomfortable to try in live action is what i'm saying
the brainrot (galvanised steel) got into my brain
• No NSFW/L (Not Safe For Work/Life) material or discussions. 
all feet are great
that’s 3 words
he can shapeshift into anything he chooses not to have feet
🧀
yeah he's cool like that
help me cheese of truth
it would be funny if there was a justice league movie with him in and he's an oarfish the entire movie for no reason
hell naw
oh my goodness gracious
and im the one that gets a warning?
yes
Booty claws
Yeah

to be honest, month of garf hashtag garfiled sweep hashtag ga
u probably should not post plastic man picking up a boom box with his ass
Could plastic man survive a nuclear bomb by enveloping it
damn 😔
orwellian censorship
that reminds me GARFIELD TOMOROW
WE WON GARF NATION
I feel like it would still kill anyone close by
Wtf
bro you are trying to get banned at this point
huh?
butts are funny
specifically from a cartoon too
sorry🧀
anyway, heat and radiation are not easily contained
even if the shockwave from the blast was totally contained
should i leave the server for the greater good?
Yes
ok😔
just follow the rules
doesn't affect me
Anyway
butt jokes... now that's something to sit and think on
Man yall we're right about the hk pfps
Plastic man gets no diffed by the elastic waistband
😠
Just noticed?
wedgie just makes his entire waist go backward with no effect
im still able to hear this sound even tho is has been a month ago
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_garfield_movie#what-to-know wait, we haven't won yet
Garfield (voiced by Chris Pratt), the world-famous, Monday-hating, lasagna-loving indoor cat, is about to have a wild outdoor adventure! After an unexpected reunion with his long-lost father -- scruffy street cat Vic (voiced by Samuel L. Jackson) -- Garfield and his canine friend Odie are forced from their perfectly pampered life into joining Vi...
oh yeah forgot to mention did you guys see gearbox announced the represses of their vinyl records
the reviews are below 50 percent!
gearbox?
it was a hard time
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK
oh...
@quartz cave WE'RE LOSING
yeah i’m pretty sure that’s who owns risk of rain now
first movie to make a garfillion bucks
iwl imo i had high hopes but expected this
NOOOOOO
More reasons to watch it
thats still better than my maths exam
IF IT KEEPS GOING DOWN, GARFIELD KART 3 WON'T HAPPEN!
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
but they're making a videogame adaptation of the movie
which is most likely garfield kart 3!
Grafiel
if the reviews go lower, it might get cancelled!
No its garf the movie for ps6
do you think Jim Davis believes in garfield
surely he believes in the spirit of garfield
well it's even worse then because garfield will miss his chance on the next gen console!
do you think garfield is art to him
or is it just a source of income
I liked the comics better
well he has a team of 20 people who draw art and make the jokes for him so surely the latter
Maybe he did, at some point
a delayed garf will eventually be good. a rushed garf will also be good.
at some point jim davis became a business man more than an artist, and the pendulum swung one way, we all know what happened next
shigeru garfieldmoto
garfield must be like a husband to him
mondays..
Lasagan
lasagna is great
chris pratt doesn't think so
my free thinking skills were damaged somewhat by studying garfield
why did they even cast him man 
money
basic white man
famous white man
Chris pratt is an asshole
He could have pretended he loved lasagna at least
Crisp rat LAME shouldve been me who voiced garf
with that logic they should have cast
uhh ummmmmmm uhmh
@flat remnant yeah dont post questionable stuff like that
izutsumi detected
okay 
if only bill murray garfield didn't stink to high heaven
The aftermath of plastic booty
another cat shart L
Crazy they put that in cartoon network
i'm going to drown your pet guinea pig in a vat of piping hot green slime
mean to it
nickelodeon ass kill
I think whenever garfield became fully bipedal was when the joy faded for davis
i ate it already
shit!
ok
When did that drastic change happen
some time in the 90s
Im out of the Garfield lore loop
Wait, what the hell? I was gone for 3 minutes, what happened here?
it was easier to market an upright cat than just a regular fat cat sitting prone all the time
garfield lost a lot of weight
valuable addition to the lore
That is funny
around here garfield had been going on for a bit under 5 years
young people...
so i doubt the spark was entirely gone by then i think
slay..
i think river meant whenever he just fully stopped ever sitting like a cat or anything
Are they gonna jump him
YES LMAO
lol
Why 😭
yep
everyone should hate young people
So iirc Spongebob is being bullied by this guy at school. He ends up running out like "THIS GUYS GONNA KICK MY BUTT" and the people around him think he's talking about the old man
flats
giving me the existential answers
Why is this so funny
Mordern Spongebob could never
the progression of jon just imagining garfield talking to garfield eventually learning to straight up talk
horrifying
old spongebob is iconic. Don't ask me why this episode is vividly in my memory LOL
lmao
season 1-3 was the golden age
so many memorable episodes
the hash slinging slasher gave me nightmares
hillenburg leaving was a tragedy
What went wrong
why do i get warnings
along with that one "return the slab" episode from courage
the desire for money i think
they just couldnt keep up the good writing
hillenburg leaving
iirc after the movie he didn't want spongebob to go anywhere else but nickelodeon hates meaningful anything
why do you get warnings?
you dont know
Its always them green paper
do you?
it’s so fucked how hillenberg died and nickelodeon IMMEDIATELY started making shitty spinoff shows for spongebob which hillenberg expressly did not want to happen
he was aware of them making it while he was alive
It's painful
i feel like it was always an inevitability
oh absolutely
is spongebob the only cartoon on nick they haven't like "rebooted" yet
money is an addiction
it's fine because seasons 1-3 and the movie are still there and everything else isn't canon
chat my crawler finally works
Guys promise me u wont be sellouts if you ever make something succesful
ik they're still trying to make the new fairly odd parents happen
crawler?
admin?
it do be crawlin
Pleeeeease
depends on how much money i can make
is the loud house still going because if so it's weird they have that and the live action running concurrently
cool an admin
see I don't even know what that is
20 bucks
ok i promise
was that on nick?
yeah from 2016 onward
didnt the creator of that one get outed as a vile human being? i literally know nothing about it other than that
yeah
yes 
ah, the children's television industry
made several weird comics that i don't think are appropriate to mention here
ah I missed this show then
seems like a good thing I did then 
i was an ed edd n eddy girlie personally
I liked invader zim
i prefer ww2 documentaries
they're so compelling though
it ended like 5-ish years after i was born i think? but i was constantly watching reruns and whatnot for several years after it stopped airing
invader zim scared me for some reason i forget why
the episode where he eats guts came out of nowhere
the artstyle is offputting iirc
it scares liberals
it's weird cartoon network knew what worked because I'd say the same thing about old power puff girls as well
i watched samurai jack invader zim and the later shows like adventure time and regular show personally
clean the park or your fired
the creator 
oh yeah
Creates a portal to the underworld*
Bensons gonna be pissed dude
i wonder what is it about nickelodeon that they repeatedly hire and protect horrible people
i never understood regular show as a kid until i was like 14 or 15, until then i remember thinking it was really boring
might be a sign of some sort of illness
wha
it's a pretty casual show which is what i needed when i first discovered it
regular show fell victim to some seasonal rot i feel
what if instead regular show was called freaky show and it's just a normal show about humans running a park
same
i'm currently binging the last few seasons with a sibling since we never watched those
its certainly a sign of a certain disorder that i was diagnosed with almost two years ago, perhaps an attention deficit type of disorder
it would probably be quite boring for kids to watch 
genius
see? i shouldve become a doctor
idk if not liking regular show is a sign of mental illness
do we have Bluey peeps in here
Mad was the goat
kirbstie please seek help
only i can help me
after my time but i imagine i would've liked it
At least back then
I only watch it because of my kid but I'd be lying if I said a few episodes haven't made me cry
it's a good show
i have a young cousin who watches preschool age PBS kids shows and i've been meaning to try bluey with them
from what i understand it does have some very good messages in it for kids to be learning, like moreso than regular kids programming tends to have
damn i’ve never seen a mother in hkcord before thats awesome!

there was waxocelot's mom but i don't think you were here for that
was not
Yes absolutely! I feel like it also gives parents a guide too for like how to handle certain situations with their kids
hows wax doing
you know what kids show is good
octonauts
absolutely accurate my daughter loves octonauts
very educational too
Its cool to see fathers hanging around in the servers
I have no son!!
Small humans
So octonauts itself isn't but they have octonauts: above and beyond but idk if they're making more seasons of it
ah neat
I haven't watched the more recent stuff but I remember episodes having stuff like sea pigs and long armed squid
very cool, you don't see those as often
also creature report
the mini episodes that include footage of the actual animal
that's a great thing to have alongside the show itself
yeah above and beyond goes onto the surface and teaching them about land animals
I'm jealous of young people today because they can just pick and choose a show to stream unlike cable where you were at the mercy of whatever garbage they put on

