sk-discussion

[nimble radish]

hey have you heard of special and/or general relativity

[proven dragon]

Good Luck Daud

Love you 😘

[manic abyss]

thx

[nimble radish]

I can make you the same age as curly

[manic abyss]

I don't

[proven dragon]

Shame

[high hedge]

Have you heard the breakthrough hypothesis of Curly Relativity

[proven dragon]

Just apply Time Dilation, easy

[nimble radish]

you can age faster than curly by having him hang around your mother
(she is either moving very fast or very massive, you choose)

[proven dragon]

Hmm, tough choice

I choose the former, don't wanna deal with very massive

Anyways, I'm off to study as well, see ya

[strange night]

Hullo

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/bored-working-traffic-jam-spongebob-gif-16892504

[formal karma]

Truth sharky

But hey- now that I've been ordered back to work silksong can release

[fleet temple]

We can only hope

except for me...

[formal karma]

And fooey on hope anyways

[fleet temple]

well it's more that I want to win a bet but yeah that too

[formal karma]

So you're betting on no news?

[fleet temple]

No release news specifically

[formal karma]

Parameters? Stakes?

[hollow terrace]

My OWN hell

[fleet temple]

Any kind of official timeframe for release counts
if Team Cherry officialy states something like "expect the game out sometime this year" or " we plan to release on X date" or we get an official release trailer etc, than I lose
the stakes are if I lose I have to watch, review and make a giant, in depth, long, analysis of all of skibidi toilet

[formal karma]

Sweet zombie jesus

I hope you win

[fleet temple]

Exactly

I basically did so I don't get overhyped like I usually do

It gives me a reason to not hope

[formal karma]

What happens if you win

[fleet temple]

I don't have to watch skibidi toilet

Unless someone else also wants to make a bet

[coral prawn]

Suck to be you

[formal karma]

Nty

[fleet temple]

you're a wiser person than I

[formal karma]

I mean I'll make a bet with someone else because I think there's nothing coming. Sgf I assume

[fleet temple]

I literally watched the first episode just to see what it was like
sweet jesus lettuce not get ss news

[formal karma]

There's...... episodes

My disappointment in humanity increased

[fleet temple]

I don't to want to think about it too hard

and I won't have to because we ain't getting anything this year

[formal karma]

I'll watch because games

[fleet temple]

Make sure to hold me to it btw, I'm not a man to walk back on my bets
I am a man to forget though

[formal karma]

I am not going to help someone watch skibidi

[fleet temple]

well then let's hope sgf gives us nothing

[heavy mason]

Yuh

[formal karma]

Hope? fires gun

[fleet temple]

on second thought I may have fucked myself with this

[formal karma]

Ya sure did budeeeeeee

Zero wins for you

Either there's no silksong or you get silksong and have to watch skibidi

[fleet temple]

like if we get release news this year, yay silksong but oh no skibidi
if we don't, yay no skibidi but oh no, no silksong

[formal karma]

It's for the whole year????

[fleet temple]

...yeah

I think I uh.. I

[formal karma]

You dun fucked up

[fleet temple]

Look, I just don't want a repeat of how I acted last year

I wanted to try and dampen the hype for myself so I don't go off the rails

but I fucked up!

I went too far!

[formal karma]

Yea

Just subscribe to the Ozlin Way

[fleet temple]

What do I do!?

[formal karma]

You just have to doubt the existence of news. And then either you're right or get silksong. There's no way to lose

[fleet temple]

yeah but skibidi
I can't go back on the bet, I"m too stubborn

[formal karma]

Well then you're effed

Just hope there's no news for the entire year...

[fleet temple]

WHY DID I DO THIS

[grand ferry]

why

[fleet temple]

WHAT HAVE I DONE
OH GOD
OH FUCK

[fleet temple]

yep... which like.. why did I want that to happen?

[formal karma]

Because you are weak.....

[fleet temple]

r/silksong did this to me
why did I go there

[formal karma]

Ahahaahaha

R/solksong what a joke

[fleet temple]

I was in a dark place

[formal karma]

You poor unfortunate soul

That's it

Welsh on your bet because the WHOLE sub reddit that inspired this bet went back on theirs

[fleet temple]

I'll find some loop hole... maybe

[formal karma]

If an entire community couldnt be held to their bet you can dip

[fleet temple]

yeah but like... I don't wanna be on the same level as r/silksong

[formal karma]

Oh.... ig that makes sense....

[fleet temple]

Ok, I am playing this up a tad but I genuinly feel like awful now

like with this realisation

it even backfired on the reason I did this
like I WANT silksong to get a release timeframe soon because then I don't have to go through the year like this

I suppose I deserve this

[formal karma]

Dang

Once again silksong pain is self-inflicted

Damn you silksong!!!

Why do we keep hurting ourselves in your name!!!

[fleet temple]

I can't take this anymore
please
I want it to stop

[formal karma]

Then just stop

[fleet temple]

how?

[formal karma]

Pretty sure that guy that bet to eat his sock never did...

Although that guy that bet to punch himself DID. And the event didn't even happen- I just told him he might as well do it now

[placid ether]

Huge respect for Capcom and Nintendo

[sacred stratus]

AAA crash. Too many people with too much budget

[placid ether]

Capcom got trashed for microtransactions on DD2 but honestly it wasn't such a big deal. Just don't buy them. Also it helps with salaries.

[placid ether]

It's an unsustainable model. AAA games taking 5+ years of making and taking that many people during that time is impossible.

[formal karma]

I think it has to do with people covid hiring despite the fact that growth couldn't continue

[quiet knot]

How tf did Microsoft mess up that badly

[formal karma]

Because when lockdowns happened everyone spent buttloads on games and companies hired SOO many people. But they forgot that the covid bubble burst and now we are seeing the layoffs

[quiet knot]

Yikes

[formal karma]

But that's just a single take from the internet

[quiet knot]

They could just be making bad games

What games did Microsoft publish this year?

[formal karma]

That too

[shell bough]

someone take this website down

[coral prawn]

[formal karma]

Just make it so you don't see their articles

I had to tell Google to stop showing me polygon stuff because I read half an article about how Unfrosted was bad

[kindred pewter]

if only nintendo could make a good console

[strange night]

Hey the Wii was good

[carmine island]

I have no emotional response to this anymore

[formal karma]

But hey all the relear dates posted by the internet have been wrong

Remember to 2022 Feb leak

People actually thought we were getting silksong because of random data on nvidia

[carmine island]

Oh wait

[proven dragon]

they shut down Arkane Austin 😢

[carmine island]

I joined this server about 2 years ago

Damn time flies lol

[formal karma]

I originally joined I'm 2020

[carmine island]

You’re 2020???

[formal karma]

Damn you phone

[proven dragon]

so you're responsible for corona, I gotta thank you, you helped skip my exams 🙏

[formal karma]

Ha

[rich halo]

happy delay anniversary, to another year!

[formal karma]

Man. Only a few weeks until I can get rid of the question mark in my nic

[carmine island]

I hope we get news not because it’s news but just so your name will be wrong

Goddamnit autocorrect

[formal karma]

Pretty good at changing it

[hollow basalt]

We finally got the release date, I expected it to be 9999, what a surprise

[lament coyote]

mfs my bday is on 28th couldn't even do it a day earlier

[coral prawn]

[formal karma]

Anyways I might have to play a little crab souls

[hollow basalt]

They are apparently announcing their next console ‘soon’
https://x.com/nintendocoltd/status/1787736518762881197?s=46

任天堂株式会社（企業広報・IR） (@NintendoCoLtd) on X

This is Furukawa, President of Nintendo. We will make an announcement about the successor to Nintendo Switch within this fiscal year. It will have been over nine years since we announced the existence of Nintendo Switch back in March 2015. We will be holding a Nintendo Direct…

Twitter · May 7, 2024, 6:49 AM

[jade canopy]

team cherry kinda soon or actually soon ?

[hollow basalt]

Within this fiscal year

[manic abyss]

I named my Weepinbell Corn

[hollow basalt]

Meaning actually soon

[manic abyss]

after the vegetable not you

[coral prawn]

Please don't let it die

[coral prawn]

I am the vegetable

[manic abyss]

I mean I did just get an Abra so I'll probably box it after the third gym

[kindred pewter]

I know this, they better not fuck it up

[manic abyss]

but that way it won't die so every thing's gonna be fine

[quartz cave]

FINALLY we're getting the nintendo wii u 2

[high hedge]

Nintendo 3DSwitch U

[coral prawn]

So you are saying so long it doesn't die before that its safe?

[kindred pewter]

the problem with current swtich is that it can't handle powerful games properly

[high hedge]

The switch is a fun little machine

[quartz cave]

and that you couldnt download more than 3 games without an sd card

[coral prawn]

[high hedge]

I like that nintendo makes cute consoles

[quartz cave]

luffy beat's are such simple creatures

[manic abyss]

yes

[stoic path]

Plus Nintendo games are pretty good.

[manic abyss]

but there is a chance that Surge will kill it
although he only has a Raichu

[kindred pewter]

if they make a switch 2, it better be either
A) Powerful B)uhh I dunno I guess flop

[manic abyss]

There will be a special Hornet themed Switch 2

[coral prawn]

Surge is free

[manic abyss]

with a picture of a glock on the side

[manic abyss]

I don't have a Ground type

[coral prawn]

Hmmm

Still free iirc

[grand ferry]

diglett is right there

[high hedge]

True true

[manic abyss]

My team is
Jackfruit (Charmeleon)
Pea (Butterfree)
Wheat (Fearow)
Corn (Weepinbell)
I forgot the name (Raticate)
Mangosteen (Nidorina)

[quartz cave]

if they make a switch 2 it better:
A) be able to download more than two games at a time
B) be able to properly run the games

[kindred pewter]

and every sound in the switch is replaced with hronet sounds

[quartz cave]

damn the expectations are low

[manic abyss]

oh yeah true

[quartz cave]

oh YEAH and controllers that dont BREAK every 2 seconds

[manic abyss]

you turn the console on and it's just "HAGALE"

[void moat]

havent chatted here in awhile, no silksong news im guessing?

[coral prawn]

Correct

[quartz cave]

you could check #hk-announcements

[manic abyss]

it got a xbox store page and an age rating

[high hedge]

You wear the 3DSwitch U like goggles

[manic abyss]

nothing else tho

[quartz cave]

yknow the place that has all the news

[kindred pewter]

switch 2 be like: "You can now only download 1 game and mobile games! the fanbase will love it"

[coral prawn]

Not ALL the news

[quartz cave]

so like, the switch 1?

[kindred pewter]

ye

[quartz cave]

oh yeah mybad i forgot when leth announced the release date along with 4 trailers

[quartz cave]

GIVE ME 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coral prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/nod-cat-hyper-gif-9540792418684483949

[high hedge]

I deleted those messages sorry

They are lost media

[coral prawn]

You will become lost media

[quartz cave]

and 3 pokemon games that are the exact same shit i bought last gen with even more glitches reused assets and worse graphics!!!!

[manic abyss]

Hopefully Legends ZA will be good

[quartz cave]

hopefully its literally the last game but with another name

[coral prawn]

🚭

[manic abyss]

honestly if the switch 2 is releasing this year then LZ-A will probably be on the Switch 2

[umbral shale]

(A bit) late but idk, tounge slip I guess

[high hedge]

Be like B2W2 and release a console generation behind

[coral prawn]

UNO

I'd win every time

[manic abyss]

This goes so unnecessarily hard https://youtu.be/a3izKiQwtT0?si=8JfxcohdSZpmKFSF

[coral prawn]

No way I found ace

[coral prawn]

The Op ost goes hard, overtaken and katakuris theme are so good

[manic abyss]

Don't forget The Very Very Strongest/Luffy's Fierce Attack

[manic abyss]

Oh no Katakuri's gonna eat him

[coral prawn]

Frankys theme 🗣️

I wish we got to hear it more

[manic abyss]

Franky Post TS is neglected so much

[coral prawn]

They will be overtaken when they hear the soundtrack

[coral prawn]

I remember when egghead started and everyone tought it would be his arc

[manic abyss]

He was introduced as being strong enough to take down Blueno, something which Luffy needed a new Gear to do
Franky, in Water 7 and Enies Lobby, was almost on Luffy's level

[coral prawn]

East blue zoro was stronger then luffy you cant change my mind

[manic abyss]

Chopper's kinda in the same situation
Post War was Chopper's last actual character developing moment

Idk why but Wano was the first time in a long while that half of the crew actually did something

[coral prawn]

I mean after punk hazard the crew did split up

For like 3 arcs

[quartz cave]

daud shouldve been in the hg imo

[manic abyss]

hunger games?

[quartz cave]

you wouldnt know you werent there

techincally neither was peng

[manic abyss]

but like
they still didn't get any serious character development
the entire time Franky was being Franky and was just fighting Senõr Pink the entire time

[coral prawn]

Low blow

[quartz cave]

lmaooooooooooo

[manic abyss]

Ismoil I was in the hunger games

[quartz cave]

that was just too funny

[manic abyss]

I set one up for like this channel

[quartz cave]

i couldnt resist myself

[manic abyss]

and won it
and then set a rematch because everyone got mad that the host RIGHTFULLY won

[quartz cave]

#1238005416261193821 message

[manic abyss]

THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE?

[coral prawn]

He was already dead no need to kick his corpse

[manic abyss]

and no one invited me...

[quartz cave]

lmao i just couldnt

[manic abyss]

Maybe I should talk there more

[quartz cave]

if you do ill add you in the next one

anyways this one is full of drama betrayal irony and funny moments you should see what happened

[manic abyss]

W okay

[spare fractal]

Wait, I thought I WAS the host of the mod hunger games!

[coral prawn]

There was so much betrayal

[quartz cave]

reeves#2 clueless as always

[manic abyss]

lmao peng got killed frame 1

[quartz cave]

SO much betrayal

[quartz cave]

"i'm gonna murder so many people"

[spare fractal]

I'm not clueless, ex-bestie!

[quartz cave]

you ARE clueless

[manic abyss]

Okay I gotta go so I'll read the rest later

imo Ismoil you should probably do one like next month

[spare fractal]

You can't say that, you are not invited to Season 4.

[quartz cave]

YOU DIDNT EVEN INVITE ME TO THE FIRST 2

even tho i was RIGHTFULLY allowed a place in

[quartz cave]

yure if someone reminds me

[spare fractal]

You are GREEN. Only ORANGE mods are allowed.

[quartz cave]

curly is yellow yet he was in there!

[spare fractal]

And the admins since they have all the roles for some reason

[quartz cave]

this is BLASPHEMY

curly himself said that i was considered part of the mod team smh

[coral prawn]

AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT

[spare fractal]

Dogma?

[coral prawn]

Yes

[nimble radish]

not universally true
zal only hads speedrunner, admins and mods

[quartz cave]

this is why reeves#2 will NOT be in the next hg smh

[proven dragon]

karma for stealing my thing and no shoutout 😔

[quartz cave]

one of the best biggest sassiest funniest hg and reeves#2 will not be in it

[uncut citrus]

what

[quartz cave]

i said reeves#2 not the megabased very cool reevers

[spare fractal]

I. am. NOT. REEVES TWO!!!!!!

[quartz cave]

thats not what you said the other day

[uncut citrus]

well that's what they're saying now

[spare fractal]

I had enough of the Reeves 2 joke!

It's not funny anymore!

[quartz cave]

thats so troue reeves bestie

thanks for bringing based into this chat

girlie you should win the next hg

[little bloom]

they tried to go there and instead decided to burn alive in the sun and then went to hell and Satan sent them to mars to kill all the rich people

yeah! they do climate change and industrialization stuff

[wanton charm]

Happy Delay Anniversary!

[near adder]

Happy delay anniversary

[coral prawn]

😮‍💨

[stoic path]

Silksong is gonna make the Switch burn so much so that it accelerates climate change.

[coral prawn]

Just don't play it on switch

[near adder]

It's been a year...

[stoic path]

I will it on my Samsung water bottle.

[coral prawn]

Thats how time works

[uncut citrus]

play it on the switch 2

[coral prawn]

True

[stoic path]

Bapanada

[runic atlas]

I don't think we should tackle anything like that sounds very mean unless it is in like rugby or smtn

[runic atlas]

Why do you think Big N is releasing the switch 2?

[stoic path]

So GTA6 runs?

[runic atlas]

GTA6 won't run on anything except a new console made by Rockstar Games

[night bobcat]

Perchance

[wheat sail]

Gm

Ok then

[jade canopy]

as if the game was gonna release on anything besides the new console made by Rockstar

[near adder]

These things will get jailbroken faster than the switch

Because who tf plays GTA on a console

[jade canopy]

I still don't understand how third party consider exclusivity deals to be worth it
like how much money does sony offer

[strange night]

Does he know?

[grand ferry]

how do u 8am

[near adder]

I don't think it is very beneficial tbh. Doesn't it decrease the total sales? Noone's going to buy a PS just to play one specific game

[wheat sail]

I slept

[wheat sail]

Unless

[strange night]

Spiderman

[near adder]

I shouldn't even talk about this since I don't even own a console

[strange night]

You know who else doesn't even own a console?
My mom

[near adder]

what

[strange night]

If a man was muscle, he would be I

[signal oracle]

Im a few hours It Will be the anviersary of the silksong delay tweet , do u guys think Leth Will say something?

[near adder]

No.

[signal oracle]

Omg , hii bach

[strange night]

Yeah, he's gonna tell us the release date (June 2023)

[signal oracle]

[uncut citrus]

Today we are reviewing our 440th ss-discussion quote

[uncut citrus]

suggested by no other than the 'Luo

[signal oracle]

Huh , that photo is new

[cunning geode]

big boss spotted

[signal oracle]

Weird

[spare fractal]

Hi everyone…

[uncut citrus]

what aphoto

[spare fractal]

It’s me again.

[cunning geode]

awesome

[signal oracle]

What is this?

[runic atlas]

Of course it'll release on everything, it'll just be impossible to actually play it

[uncut citrus]

quote

[paper stirrup]

I wish we could play silksong while we wait for silksong to come out

-I

[spare fractal]

I had an emotional breakdown today. I don’t think I’m gonna talk here much more today.

[inland ravine]

hello everyone

[silk zodiac]

gwnj what is that

[near adder]

"You need a RSC (RockStar Community) account to play this game, this is to ensure the security of your data, we definitely won't get breached the next day"

[spare fractal]

Anyways, see y’all later.

[inland ravine]

neytirix

[silk zodiac]

OHHHHH

[inland ravine]

PATOO

[cunning geode]

cya patoo

[inland ravine]

aw bye patoo :(

[spare fractal]

Bye gwnj, bye wombat. Hope you two have a good day.

[wheat sail]

Byee

[near adder]

I just realized that I'm not muted anymore; time to post more crazy theories

[runic atlas]

Pro tip, don't

[runic atlas]

Whar

[near adder]

Dude I remember yesterday

You can't blame me, I was sleep deprived

[runic atlas]

I mean I can still blame you technically

[wheat sail]

My theory: I went skydiving, I went Rocky mountain climbing

I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man Shu

And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter

[spring flower]

what

[near adder]

The date written on Microsoft's Silksong page is 12/29/9998

[inland ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/furina-sad-focalors-depressed-cry-gif-13624223194346406319

you 🫵

[spring flower]

a

[strange night]

I'm

[astral rover]

any news

[near adder]

Nope

[wheat sail]

Silksong imminent

[spring flower]

game coming out in 4 minutes

[astral rover]

tomorrow? hype

[spring flower]

well technically today is the Delaynniversary

[strange night]

Yeah, the release date dropped on Twitter but leth deleted it
It's June 3rd 2024

[wheat sail]

Animal well today, maybe silksong release date in the game?

[spring flower]

it would be great if @ Leth would've given us something

[wheat sail]

Team cherry ain't give him shit

[spring flower]

it's not that he doesn't know stuff he just can't tell it.

not his fault, poor man. some of the twitter comments were too brutal.

[strange night]

@ team cherry hi when skong 🙂

[spring flower]

it's like when the population stands with forks outside the castle's walls demanding a fix to their problems

[wheat sail]

Don't feel bad

He looked away from the monitor

[runic atlas]

Indeed, every morning when I try to get out of the bed (also hi gwnj)

And thanks for the gif I'm stealing that

[spring flower]

i don't think he even read them tbh

[inland ravine]

yo

[inland ravine]

np :)

[wheat sail]

Gwnj

[spring flower]

guys why don't we cooperate and create a new silksong by ourselves? let's call it StringChant or something

[strange night]

Let's call it crowsworn

[wheat sail]

Yeah people will spend all their time attacking or defending him while he drinks his champagne and laughs

[spring flower]

btw I'm eating sushi this sunday

[runic atlas]

Copyright laws.

Also do you really expect this community to be that [whatever the opposite of "lazy" is]?

[manic abyss]

call it Yarnrythym

[runic atlas]

Nice

[wheat sail]

Heaven

[placid ether]

Happy hey gang-iversary

[manic abyss]

productive

[runic atlas]

Yeah exactly

[spring flower]

at what extent tho? what if instead of 2 horns hornet has one and it's called bee

[inland ravine]

kirb

[spring flower]

just use unlazy btw

[manic abyss]

ohmaGod it's a talking iPhone

[runic atlas]

Idk the specifications of parody laws

[spring flower]

I can do the animations.

[runic atlas]

Ok do them all now

[strange night]

What if instead of silksong we play gnosklis

[inland ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-music-phone-gif-10411175

[wheat sail]

Video killed the radio star

[spring flower]

bet

[cerulean sable]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-nah-i'd-win-jujutsu-kaisen-gojo-i-will-win-gif-12293923855672000789

[runic atlas]

Star radioed the video kill

[spring flower]

do you actually think team cherry is waiting for the switch 2 to release SS?

[strange night]

No lmfao

[spring flower]

phew so I'm not the only one

[wheat sail]

Radioing in the kirbys

[wheat sail]

They aren't waiting but they'll take that long

[muted flame]

Fr

I have to wait 8 millennia

(Jokes aside i think the one in charge of the page made a mess or it's just a sign)

[runic atlas]

Honestly FMAB would be way better if they just had a couple of swears

[strange night]

It's just a new placeholder

[strange night]

Hazbin hotel when FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK BITCH

[runic atlas]

Like there is no way in heaven a couple of teenagers are going "Oh shucks!" when their arm gets impaled or smtn similar

[runic atlas]

You say it as if hazbin is the only show to have a huge amount of swears

[muted flame]

Hm

Ig so

Or the page just got messed up,who knows

But I won't have my hope up

[strange night]

It is

[runic atlas]

Vox Machina

And like, Hazbin takes place in Hell. It's not surprising that there are a lot of swears

[cunning geode]

doesn’t mean it’s not bad writing

[wheat sail]

Ooo

[cunning geode]

elden ringgg

etc

[strange night]

True!

[cunning geode]

i THINK i watched the original pilot to hazbin hotel all the way back then, and then i saw like the first 4 episodes of helluva boss

and boy howdy. it’s just whatever

there’s also plenty to be said about how the character designs don’t work for an animated show at all but yeah

[near adder]

3 years ago

[cunning geode]

awesome

[runic atlas]

It doesn't have that many swears tbh. I don't think it's bad writing

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/book-of-ra-book-of-ra-pharaoh-pharaoh-admiral-gif-3512774022927114287

[strange night]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-judah-mario-judah-fnaf-fnaf-gif-20516097

[runic atlas]

Why?

[runic atlas]

The pilot and the actual show are wildly different and were made 5 years apart. I don't think it's fair to critique something for "bad writing" if you haven't actually seen it tbh. Like, it's the only thing that you actually need to see the show to critique.

[cunning geode]

they all blend together on screen and have too many details

[cunning geode]

true, but it’s also fair that after watching what i’ve seen i don’t want to watch any more. i’m not desperate to BUT if i want to provide you a more nuanced critique i maybe will watch the more recent episode(s), but that’s a big maybe

[glacial wren]

ooh we're criticizing hazbin hotel okay I'll go

[wheat sail]

Just say 'it bad'

[runic atlas]

Mhhh yeah I can see where that's coming from fair a bit of them do blend. Not sure about the too many details tbh, but I probs just wasn't paying enough attention to their designs.

[glacial wren]

I don't remember what any of the female characters actually wanted and it's kind of upsetting

[runic atlas]

You don't have to lol

[cunning geode]

oh i know dw

[runic atlas]

That's kinda worrying considering that in Hazbin the female characters are the focus

[near lance]

What does that even mean

[glacial wren]

their goals are one dimensional

[near lance]

Why the women characters especially tho they're completely fine

[glacial wren]

true I can't really say many of them are complicated at all

it's like a brony fic

[runic atlas]

Like I get if you're talking about Helluva Boss since the Vivziepop did say that that one is supposed to focus on the men

But Hazbin?

[wheat sail]

Tomato tomato

[runic atlas]

Doesn't really work in text I feel

[obsidian juniper]

i insist that team cherry is minmaxed to make games and has no actual marketing team ||jk||

[shell yacht]

river does your name have anything to do with Dr Who

[cunning geode]

riversong… silksong

[glacial wren]

nope

[fiery burrow]

Is Dr Who like Elder Hu but lame

[cunning geode]

the river song arc starts off on such a good note and descends into absolute horseshit in the matt smith seasons

[glacial wren]

I'll just say that charlie as a main character has about as much nuance as plain tomato soup

[cunning geode]

really terrible payoff

[shell yacht]

crazy coincidence then lol

[glacial wren]

I like how rivers look and sound they make me happy

[cunning geode]

so true

[shell yacht]

the overall plot of it was good but.. the astronaut shit and her just using up her lives offscreen was so lame

[cunning geode]

i think it’s a big missed opportunity that they didn’t have more episodes with her and david tennant

[shell yacht]

more ep of her at all

[cunning geode]

and like… ||the whole time baby thing like what the fuck guys||

[shell yacht]

smith was kinda cringe at times but not unbearable

[near lance]

Yall tried hades 2?

[runic atlas]

Not yet, but soon™️

[modest night]

i don't think that's true like one bit, they were closer to set pieces than characters

[runic atlas]

Actually no not soon I still haven't finished Hades 1

[modest night]

i haven't but im not particularly interested in early access

[cunning geode]

heya Sonia

[runic atlas]

My bad, Supposed to be the focus according to Vivziepop*, should've been more clear

[wheat sail]

Me waiting for ultra kill

[wheat sail]

Hey bestie

[near lance]

Ong I'm waiting for them to finish the last chapter 😭

[shell yacht]

full realease will almost certainly be dope but no pc :pepehands: (how did nobody ever make a hk version of pepehands)

[cunning geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/397062813949886466/1236468077802160188/IMG_3763.gif

[runic atlas]

Mods change Kirby's server nickname to "Sonia" pretty please

[modest night]

oh no worries, but like i definitely recommend other shows if you want to see a focus on female character, tho honestly im not sure which myself

[modest night]

i want all of ultrakill even if it's early access

[runic atlas]

I just wanted to see it because Adam seemed like a funny guy tbh

[modest night]

also hiiiiii kelly

whats the shoe for

[cunning geode]

shoes

[shell yacht]

youre recomending shoes

[modest night]

noooo

[near lance]

Humanity is dead, blood is fuel, hell is full

[hollow terrace]

[modest night]

hiiiii

[glacial wren]

"I want to protect ___" and then they interact with the plot

[modest night]

dude their relationships are so abysmal too it's sad

with other characters

[glacial wren]

true

[hollow terrace]

Hiiiiiii sonia

[iron spear]

check out the cool poem I just wrote. Just wrapping up a few things in the Roc demo

[modest night]

honestly i don't know a ton of shows with good female characters, that like actually take into account their gender if that makes sense

[glacial wren]

maybe it's the sheer girth of their writing team

[modest night]

like tulip infinity train is great but she's moreso a blank slate gender wise and that's completely ok because it's how most people are

[cunning geode]

my mother started this show with a female lead called Poker Face, i like what i’ve seen but i’ve only seen a tiny amount so i’m not sure about it yet

[wheat sail]

Can't read my can't read my no you can't read my

[glacial wren]

I'm trying hard to think

[runic atlas]

I mean yeah exactly I'm not sure of how a "good female character" should even look like

[glacial wren]

I rewatched the good place recently I think that counts

[wheat sail]

Idk the blind girl from avatar

[cunning geode]

big sharp teeth and horns

[uncut citrus]

what good shoe can i get Sonia

[strange night]

Not Rey Skywalker

[uncut citrus]

i want to see a focus on female character 😌

in my shoe

[wheat sail]

Relax

[glossy gazelle]

So true

[runic atlas]

I'd argue she's also pretty neutral gender wise. But I'd say that about a lot of chars so

[strange night]

The water bending chick from avatar maybe

[glacial wren]

I just want more female characters who are redeemably awful is that so much to ask

or maybe non binary... wait oh new horizons are opening up

[wheat sail]

It's not about the gender for makin a good female character

[strange night]

A good female character doesn't have to constantly scream that she's a female
Frankly that kind of goes against the point, very forced diversity codes

[opaque sigil]

[wheat sail]

Well yeah that's a badly written one

[runic atlas]

Yes but look at Sonia's message I was replying to

[runic atlas]

Azula from AtlA ig

[wheat sail]

Maybe that fallout show people like

Heard the Mc is good

[glacial wren]

patrick bateman but as a woman would go so hard

[hollow terrace]

Given the reaction to princess bubblegum, yeah it’s too much for a general audience

[grand ferry]

i was 1 boon away from boonless hades

[hollow terrace]

Or like rose quartz

[glacial wren]

true

[wheat sail]

No boons

[coral prawn]

I'm gonna steal your bones

[glacial wren]

freud was right audiences want mom characters who aren't mothers

[opaque sigil]

to some extent you kind of have to just ignore the double standards and keep making those characters, it won't get normalized otherwise

[glacial wren]

we haven't seen her teeth yet

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/you-keep-talking-pointing-good-idea-gif-16391587

[glacial wren]

hornet did the bite of 87 ooooh

[runic atlas]

The problem is

I don't like redeemable characters.

Either you make them so blatantly evil it's funny or you make them good but not too good

[opaque sigil]

that's such a narrow range

[glacial wren]

that's not like real life though

that's a cartoon plot

[runic atlas]

I would laugh but like this isn't even a joke it is unreal how that is the most popular archetype

[strange night]

Hey guys guess what

[opaque sigil]

it's not just unrealistic it's also so damn restrictive

[runic atlas]

Exactly

[young saffron]

so alive

[runic atlas]

It was a joke

[wheat sail]

A good variety of characters is good. I don't need every villain to have a sad backstory just slap his ass and get over it

[runic atlas]

Exactly

[wheat sail]

But some villains like that is good

[opaque sigil]

there's a place for puppy kicker villains

[wheat sail]

And morally ambiguous ones and bla bla

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/he-man-skeletor-skeleton-puppet-gif-17304571

[glacial wren]

dostoevsky is rolling around rn

[runic atlas]

I didn't mean like puppy kicker villains

[cunning geode]

that would be house md

[opaque sigil]

the thousands of identical one dimensional antiheroes:

[glacial wren]

I need my leg! it's my leg!

[wheat sail]

Zote emoji

[strange night]

Batman is my favorite one dimensional anti hero tbh

[glacial wren]

nope not even gonna touch that one

[opaque sigil]

dc has some weird shit I wouldn't be surprised

[runic atlas]

DOGWIELDER

[grand ferry]

can he kill eyeless dogs

[strange night]

He welds dogs onto people's faces

[young saffron]

oh dogkiller, my favourite hero

[strange night]

It's an ancient curse, the first dogwelder accidentally created Anubis and got cursed to have an impulse to weld dogs to people's faces and it passed down throughout the years

[runic atlas]

Ok then it was Dogwelder*

[glacial wren]

sigh of course this is where the conversation shifted

[grand ferry]

no they take 12 hits with a shovel

[strange night]

One of the members of his super hero team is the defenestrator

[young saffron]

hollow knight no eyes but shes a dog

https://tenor.com/view/dog-floating-in-space-cute-gif-11851331

[modest night]

woops sorry i forgot to look at it again but i feel like most female characters fall in places where they're either written as a man (ripley), written in a fetishizy way, or written in a weird virtue signaling way and none of them feel really relatable

[runic atlas]

This is why DC is better than Marvel

[modest night]

also idk where you could get good shoes you should try the shoe store

[young saffron]

a good strong independent female character is VI from arcane

[wheat sail]

Play league of legends

[young saffron]

They made her feel naturally strong etc without it being "woke"

[young saffron]

sorry I wear deodorant

[glacial wren]

male writers think women are too complicated ... for some reason

[strange night]

A lot

[hollow terrace]

sure but like VI falls into the same category as ripley that sonia mentioned

[strange night]

They have periods and that's scary guys...... We can't put that on TV ....

[modest night]

idk my issue with them is that they never feel written by women which is probably the case for most of them

[runic atlas]

Yeah most of them do

But also I'm not sure how you'd write someone "as a woman"

I am just stupid and don't feel differences though so yeah

[runic atlas]

Oh for 99% of them yeah

[modest night]

i think most cis people don't feel any difference like fundamentally? but also id like to see a realistic portrayal of how your interactions with people change depending on it

it's always very simplified and weird and in your face it's kinda boring

[opaque sigil]

centuries and centuries of bullshit pseudopsychology claiming that there's a fundamental difference between how men and women think

[glacial wren]

they do simplify it to a nauseating extent

[runic atlas]

Wish I was cis

I probably have changed behavior a bit since realizing I was a woman but my memory is too bad for me to remember any details of anything so

[stark estuary]

I mean that is very much a widespread belief even today and oftentimes one held even in academic settings

[opaque sigil]

it is yes

I wasn't trying to imply it was in the past

[modest night]

just said cis to cover my bases honestly since i don't relate the whole feeling like a woman talks i see sometimes and preferred not to touch on them, but yeah honestly i don't think anything is that different on the inside but the way you're seen and see yourself does has a huge gap that's never explored

[glacial wren]

I feel my sense of humor could absolutely be seen as unladylike but who really gives a shit being a woman is cool
sometimes

[opaque sigil]

it's all fuckin arbitrary who cares

[wheat sail]

People talk about it so they care

[glacial wren]

shrue

[cunning geode]

unfortunately too many people do care what counts as “ladylike” and these people have a lot of say in depictions of women in media

[vivid belfry]

What if it was called no country for cold ham and instead of killing people, Anton Chigurh was a deli guy who has a bias for turkey

[runic atlas]

Wh

[vivid belfry]

Wait this was supposed to be about silksong

Whatever

What do you mean why am I ttacco

[quartz cave]

Hi taco and chat

[hazy silo]

Happy "Hey Gang" Anniversary

[runic atlas]

We really should wipe everyone's beliefs on everything or smtn idk I seem to have a headache today and can't exactly think of any actually sentences

[half charm]

I need silksong

[vivid belfry]

I guess I've never been here when that happened

[vivid belfry]

Play animal well, it's out today

It's like halo 2 mixed with halo 3

[glacial wren]

gotta tell my fart jokes so future generations know what it's like to be truly free

[quartz cave]

Bestie it happens every 15 minutes

[modest night]

cringe is dead etc

[cunning geode]

like i cant tell you how much media i’ve seen where even when there are female characters, they have zero agency. zero

[vivid belfry]

Re: zero agency

[cunning geode]

it’s extremely frustrating

[modest night]

like which btw? curious

[glacial wren]

there is reality in fiction and fiction in reality or something

[vivid belfry]

Remember when everyone hated Skyler White more than the nazis for not enabling her husband's drug empire

[near lance]

My name is skyler white yo

[glacial wren]

reminds me of real people I know and it hurts to think about

[stark estuary]

BB fans are hilarious

Idk how on earth you could watch that show in its entirety and come out thinking Walter was the unambiguous good guy

[runic atlas]

That's what betas get for getting on the ways of sigma's

(Arceus that hurt so much to type out)

[cunning geode]

like just off the top of my head i’ve been watching jojos and the stupid planet of the apes movies, and like. it’s just guys. there are no female characters in the ape movies with any agency in the story. and i don’t even need to tell you what jojos is like

[vivid belfry]

At least jojo has part 6

[near lance]

The worst thing about it is that walter is honestly an asshole through and through, a pure megalomaniac who thinks he's a villain mastermind when he's not

[runic atlas]

JoJo has like part 6 and that's it, that was its share of women

[cunning geode]

i sure hope jojos gets better with that

i’m only just now starting part 3

[coarse leaf]

Im still very confused on how that is a view that even like, exists. How does your mind even manage to make the connection where skyler is somehow the bad person in that show lmao

[modest night]

skyler white haters are probably friends with unironic patrick bateman pfp havers

[runic atlas]

I mean there is a bit in part 5 ig

Not in the other ones tho tbh

[vivid belfry]

Because Walter is the primary POV character and people who oppose him are "getting in the way of the plot"

[glacial wren]

jojo fans like to ignore that it took that long though

[hazy summit]

Whatever you sell I aint buying yo

[runic atlas]

Honestly the point of JoJo was like idfk bad vs evil but I think it just became hot men now so yeah

[near lance]

Anyways better call saul is better than breaking bad

[stark estuary]

I mean it’s a bit more nuanced than “good person” “bad person”

[opaque sigil]

media literacy is sure something

[stark estuary]

Both Walter and Skyler are portrayed as characters with significant flaws

[cunning geode]

oh of course it’s about hot gay men. but it’s also so gay it’s misogynistic

[glacial wren]

I just wish the showrunners did a better job at portraying Skylar in a sympathetic light but I guess they were going for some kind of cold realism maybe who knows anna gunn did her very best

[vivid belfry]

Araki has said the primary focus of Jojo is drawing beautiful men

[stark estuary]

It’s sort of reductive to claim that one is the unequivocal good guy even though Walter certainly wasn’t that

[opaque sigil]

when I watched it Skyler always seemed at least sympathetic

[stark estuary]

Walter was sympathetic early on

[glacial wren]

ah well I have my yuri you have your jjba

[near lance]

Skyler was so reasonable with walter's bullshit for so long as well

[stark estuary]

Which is not exactly a point in her favor

She was enabling him for a long time because it benefited her directly

[vivid belfry]

Skylar never did anything wrong except the happy birthday scene, which she of course deserves to die for but she's earned the least death sentences of the main cast

[stark estuary]

That makes her complicit

[runic atlas]

I haven't watched it in a while so I don't remember but I trust your word on that

Though I'm pretty sure it stops that later on

I think

[glacial wren]

I like to think that at some point the writers made jesse pinkman into the real "protagonist"

maybe that's just a perspective thing

[vivid belfry]

It is extremely funny that Jojo is the originator of the yandere archetype

[runic atlas]

Why? Protagonists don't have to be the good guys

[cunning geode]

he was originally gonna die in season 1 or something

[runic atlas]

Wait what

[glacial wren]

I know but jesse is a sweet little cheese

and a meth dealer

[vivid belfry]

Yeah, Yukako Yamagishi got the ball rolling on that character trope

[glacial wren]

never mind!

[near lance]

What is yalls favorite character in breaking bad

Oops wrong reply

[modest night]

i don't like drug focused shows for no reason

i also have a similar distate of space focused shows

[vivid belfry]

My favorite character in breaking bad is breakfast

[modest night]

so none of them sorry doggie

[quartz cave]

Sonia!

[modest night]

hiiiiii

[quartz cave]

[near lance]

Wdym for no reason?

[grand ferry]

turtle

[hazy summit]

Best character is the fly

They made a whole episode about it

[near lance]

REAL

[glacial wren]

I don't like reality television unless gordon ramsay is in it I understand

[runic atlas]

I trusted you

[coarse leaf]

I misread it aswell, im assuming they mean they have no reason to dislike that trope, they just do

[near lance]

Oh okay

[modest night]

i just have a strong distaste of them with no particular reason for that distaste

[near lance]

Yeah mb I misread the message lol

[glacial wren]

so we can all agree that censorship is the common enemy of creativity

[strange night]

Because drugs are yucky

[runic atlas]

Araki trying to focus onto women in part 6 just to make more gay men:

[hollow terrace]

Sonia’s past life was a DEA agent

[cunning geode]

i think you mean yummy!!

[strange night]

And a straight man

[cunning geode]

on the enterprise

[hollow terrace]

True

[strange night]

Mister pink hair is the only straight Jojo character

[spare fractal]

Yo everybody

[runic atlas]

And a 12 year old boy

[spare fractal]

Feeling better now.

[hazy summit]

Bb and jojos

[runic atlas]

I thought you meant weather

[glacial wren]

https://tenor.com/view/face-melting-indiana-jones-fire-transforming-gif-12010697

[hollow terrace]

Sigh I wish there was actually more nuanced cyberpunk stories

[strange night]

Naw he likes guys

[near lance]

That's fine because I love gay men 🙏

[strange night]

The girl that died was just his beard, clearly

[cunning geode]

when i become an esteemed writer i will accomplish your wish

[hazy summit]

Is this from Indiana jones?

[glacial wren]

actually yes

[hollow terrace]

Thank you

[runic atlas]

Define what nuanced means and I'll freeboot Wombat's promise

[strange night]

Cyberpunk stories when uhh...holograms in 2077

[wheat sail]

Nuanced means simple and surface level

[near lance]

Would you consider edgerunners nuanced

[strange night]

They didn't run on enough edges, they just fought a lot

[glacial wren]

I want a suits-style cyberpunk show about the lives of various corpo execs going through the motions

[near lance]

No edges and too few runners, 1/10

[opaque sigil]

there's a ttrpg about that

[stark estuary]

It’s also hilarious

[glacial wren]

tell me more...

[stark estuary]

Where the objective is to kill as many PCs as possible

[opaque sigil]

it's called deniable assets

[stark estuary]

(They all deserve it)

[modest night]

i also was a failed astronaut probably

[opaque sigil]

you play as like background villains in a cyberpunk setting just scrambling for power in a corporation, you're all absolutely evil and most of the game is finding creative and dramatic ways to cause shitstorms and die

there's an entire 'class' that's just built to go down in flames instantly

[glacial wren]

say no more I'm very interested

I like organized crime stories for some reason

[hollow terrace]

Nooooo, you were probably the coolest astronaut but lost the passion for it because mission control were assholes

[opaque sigil]

oh it's not organized

everything you do will fuck you over in at least one different way

[glacial wren]

even better

[modest night]

i was the first person to go on mars...

[stark estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-watney-martian-potato-vicodin-the-martian-gif-16647085

[glacial wren]

in my past life I must have been some kind of non human primate because my behaviors are still very ape-like

[strange night]

In my past life I was probably awesome

Because I'm still very awesome

[hazy summit]

In my past life i probably was a turtle

[modest night]

does anybody here genuinely believe in past lives?

[glacial wren]

cow. burger

[stark estuary]

You mean non-human ape then 🤓 ☝️

[strange night]

No lol

[cunning geode]

try me, here’s a plot i came up with right now:
well off business-ass decides to upload their memories into a data husk for preservation and thinks it’ll help their workflow to have an intellectual copy. suffers a bout of amnesia from an injury, data husks memories are now separate from the real persons, the virtual husk tries to replace them on departmental level while also sympathizing and trying to help provide them a new life

[modest night]

if so how many past lives did you have

[glacial wren]

I do believe in something like that

[modest night]

oh what is it?

[stoic sigil]

Hey gang, praise Cetara

[stark estuary]

Primates also includes shit like lemurs and lorises

[hazy summit]

I just can't imagine whats not to have conscience
Because for me, sleeping is just like a time skip
There has to be something after death

Anything

[cunning geode]

i do wonder where all the nutrients that eventually lead to creating me came from

[glacial wren]

if all matter is vibrating extremely fast something about your matter dispersing when you die could count towards constituting a brand new living thing through something I'm not awake enough to expand on

[runic atlas]

I don't want to but can't anyways cause I got a headache and physically cannot be creative rn

[hazy summit]

At some point, probably from dinosaurs

[stark estuary]

The sun, I guess

[glacial wren]

I guess I ruled those out..

star stuff and water

[hollow terrace]

Im too weak to explain since im very sick but more nuanced to me is when the writer writes themes and like metaphors…..

[cunning geode]

of course it was all stardust originally, but i mean more so what eventually went into my parents that became me

[stoic sigil]

God the new Stellaris DLC makes me wish I played console

[cunning geode]

i just ate some dinosaur meat yesterday so yeah

[hazy summit]

Coool

[opaque sigil]

blade runner

[runic atlas]

Makes sense

[opaque sigil]

both of them

[glacial wren]

I hate to imagine but I do wonder what mammoth tasted like

[hazy summit]

I was trying to say something serious but I got confused with something else

[stark estuary]

That’s fair yeah but tbh I think there’s something cool about knowing that
“We descended from the stars” ahh shit

[glacial wren]

I like this

[cunning geode]

it’s super cool don’t worry

[strange night]

Who wants to door dash me a bagel with cream cheese
I'll buy you silksong if you do

[cunning geode]

thank you i came up with it while finishing my archaeology lecture and walking back

and no i wasn’t giving the lecture

[hazy summit]

Like, the water one has in their body has passed through at least one dinosaur in the past
It was something like that

[wooden turret]

imagine going here to check if there are any silksong news and first message you see is "I hate to imagine but I do wonder what mammoth tasted like"

[glacial wren]

my 5th grade teacher told me that all water came from dinosaur pee. or something like that

[cunning geode]

uhm

[strange night]

Before dinosaur piss, there was no water

[hazy summit]

I think in the future they could incubate mamooths and bring them to life

[cunning geode]

now THATS an origin story i can get behind

[shell yacht]

but i am a dinosaur

[glacial wren]

so rich people can make live action ice age

[hazy summit]

Ice age park

[slow bronze]

You'll know what they taste like before you get to play Silkaong

[stark estuary]

It’s also cool knowing for basically as long as we’ve been on this planet we’ve looked to the stars not knowing their significance and dreamed of one day reaching them
What if it’s like a factory reset and when we come into contact with one we like turn into new stars and that’s the secret to how the universe works and also why there are no advanced alien civilizations (they’re all programmed with the same desire to reach the stars resulting in the eventuality of them becoming new ones)

[cunning geode]

oooh that’s a good short story idea

[hazy summit]

I think its only possible because elephants have similar genetics or something like that

Not Jurassic park tho 😔

[strange night]

What if there are no stars
We're in a dome with projections on it

[near lance]

We live in a simulation

[hazy summit]

We live

[near lance]

We

[strange night]

_ _

[hazy summit]

everything

[glacial wren]

have you ever seen a baby asian elephant? they're awesome

[strange night]

Have you ever seen? It's pretty aweome, you should try it sometime

[near lance]

I've seen a

[hazy summit]

I think Ive only seen african baby elephants

[glacial wren]

I need to be high to comprehend this I think

[modest night]

i wish the stardust would manifest 100 billion euros in my bank account

[near lance]

The irs will find that suspicious

[modest night]

the irs is also stardust they'll get it

[hazy summit]

Imagine some space radiation causes a glitch in the bank and gives you a billion dollars

[glacial wren]

hair. man

[bright jay]

Is silksong out yet

[stark estuary]

To be honest I wouldn’t mind being a star

[modest night]

nope

[bright jay]

Damn

[stark estuary]

It seems kinda chill ngl

[cerulean sable]

I FUKCING HATE TAXES

[modest night]

like a sentient one?

[stark estuary]

Yeah

[modest night]

that sounds awful

like genuinely

[glacial wren]

I like to think that stars are alive in some way we're too small to comprehend

[modest night]

the universe is too huge for that and i won't be able to move so it's solitary confinement forever

[hazy summit]

I hate taxis

[stark estuary]

Well it depends on what superpowers I get

If I’m connected to some sort of star radio and can communicate with other stars and also consciously affect planets and shit it’s probably not so bad

[modest night]

you should crash into a planet and have little organisms all made of you that sounds cooler

[stark estuary]

I could like play spore in real life

[near lance]

I believe being a sentient star wouldn't be awful as it it wouldn't be the same kind of sentience as a human, you're a star and you've always been one. You don't even know what a human is, boredom is not a concept you can understand. You just live (almost) eternally into the drift of space

[stark estuary]

In really slow motion though

[hazy summit]

To the stars, we are like ants are to us

Ants are cool tho

[opaque sigil]

who cares if you live that long

[hazy summit]

Its just an example

[stark estuary]

I mean yeah

[modest night]

i don't think we can fully grasp a concept like sentience that isn't affected by our own needs as humans tbh, at least i can't

[hollow terrace]

Stone scale dragons be like:

[modest night]

what does consciousness look like without language and connections, do you even think abstract things if youve never been a society with those concepts? etc

[stark estuary]

Galactic warfare is actually just a wargame between different stars who got bored of nurturing civilizations

[near lance]

I can imagine it but obviously not grasp it completely

[near lance]

Yeah I agree

[stark estuary]

I wonder what the galactic meta is like

[hazy summit]

I was thinking of the exact same yesterday

[near lance]

Black holes are meta rn

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/im-texas-spongebob-patrick-stupid-gif-14268848

[full rune]

where does space itself go when in a black hole, you ever think of that

[modest night]

why did you think about it

[young saffron]

You will be gaining alot of kgs

[glacial wren]

do binary star systems keep each other company

[hazy summit]

Found the irs

[hollow terrace]

Man I can’t wait to meet aliens

[young saffron]

Oh taxes not Texas

[hazy summit]

Because it's a good question

[modest night]

i can wait and will..

[hazy summit]

LOL

[full rune]

too bad trump built the wall

[glacial wren]

"aliens are scary!" mfs when I show them a really angry looking dude

[warped rock]

oh man i was getting excited

[young saffron]

No I'm Texas
What's the difference!

[near lance]

Isn't space accumulated into the black hole to increase its size?

[stark estuary]

In a couple million years I’ll have an optimized civilization that might take out Xx_Starkiller69_xX’s busted glorp army but I don’t know if I want to risk losing that much progress

[young saffron]

Space is scary

[glacial wren]

no it isn't

[young saffron]

But we aren't alone since we have each other

[hazy summit]

In terms of proximity
We are alone

[stark estuary]

Space is scary

[glacial wren]

we're in space and we're fine

[full rune]

i'd rather be alone

[stark estuary]

But also really cool

[near lance]

Space is scary

[warped rock]

space is scary to an extent

[young saffron]

True because we can barely manage our own fucking species

[coarse leaf]

outer wilds

[modest night]

i don't think we're ever gonna understand space in our lifetimes and that's ok tbh

[full rune]

space is space

[manic abyss]

I mean, babies are sentient right? and their brains are empty

[young saffron]

Imagine the political conflicts with entire planets

[warped rock]

scary is space

[granite latch]

Yo I think that Pharloom’s musician guy deleted his account

[hazy summit]

Humanity is going to be erased eventually
How do you feel about that

[stark estuary]

I mean it’s probably better if we’re alone but that’s also booooooooring

[young saffron]

If pain wasn't uncomfortable a baby would have no idea what pain is

[full rune]

i dont think any low iq individuals like yourselves will understand space within your lifetimes

[granite latch]

I can’t find it anywhere

[modest night]

i don't remember what i was thinking when i was a baby tbh

[glacial wren]

we don't. other people do

[hazy summit]

Ohh why
Damn thats sad

[warped rock]

what

[young saffron]

I'm fine with that, being an overthinker fucking sucks

[granite latch]

He was in controversy

[near lance]

Because we're being protected by the millions of particles of radiation trying to annihilate us

[hazy summit]

What

[warped rock]

christopher larkin?

[manic abyss]

Yeah like they get into a war but only like 200 years later does the army actually reach the battlefield

[hazy summit]

No

[granite latch]

His account was still around for a while after the controversy but then he deleted it

[modest night]

yeah long story short grooming allegations, you can find it on twitter if you really want to, and no it's not larking it's a fanmusic guy

[granite latch]

Yeah I know about all that

[manic abyss]

The earliest memory I have was when I was 2.5-3 years old

[full rune]

you dropped this LarKing 👑

[stark estuary]

Mfw humans are actually the most advanced civilization but they also just decide to be fucking racist (Warhammer moment)

[young saffron]

Spending your time thinking and thinking, being ignorant is a bliss. I had thought really deep into stuff and scared my self bad (deep thinking into useless) when I say these fears to family/friends they shrug it off

[nimble radish]

just an occupational hazard of habitable planets

[glacial wren]

they said the same thing about dinosaurs before they realized where birds come from dude

[manic abyss]

I actually remember my first day of school
It was traumatizing

[opaque sigil]

something something fermi paradox

[hazy summit]

Guh?!

[stark estuary]

We’re the great filter

[young saffron]

What came first pangea or big bang

[placid ether]

https://x.com/GermanStrands/status/1788564180716384685?t=bWhbRuT2mehd7VEdJgld6Q&s=33

GermanStrands (@GermanStrands) on X

Animal Well Reviews #PS5:

Eurogamer 10/10
TechRaptor 10/10
Destructoid 10/10
Noisy Pixel 10/10
DualShockers 9.2/10
IGN 9/10
But Why Tho? 9/10
Game Informer 9/10
CGMagazine 9/10
The Indie Informer 9/10
GamesRadar 9/10
Hardcore Gamer 9/10
GameSpot 9/10
PSX Brasil 8.5/10

Twitter · May 9, 2024, 1:38 PM

Yo??

[full rune]

dinosaurs were on land, birds came from the air, birds don't come from dinosaurs lol

[young saffron]

Oh shit yeah

[near lance]

Makes me think of that one video where the blue doritos and red doritos go to war because red doritos doesn't like the color blue

[stark estuary]

I mean humans are so good at making things to kill things with I wouldn’t really be surprised if that’s the route we went down

[manic abyss]

Or it could also be that the humans are the advanced alien civilization that intergalactic lifeforms find like thousands of years later when we're all wiped out

[hazy summit]

What was the fermi paradox about again?

[manic abyss]

Maybe we're just too early to see the aliens

[nimble radish]

partially true, birds don't come from dinosaurs, birds are dinosaurs

[placid ether]

Animal Well is published by Dunkey right?

[quartz cave]

Ign???? Givin a rating over a 7!?!?!?!?!

[full rune]

nope

[stark estuary]

Arguably that’s what we as a species are best at

[young saffron]

Indie Devs winning this year

[quartz cave]

My god did this game achieve perfection or

[opaque sigil]

every enlightened spacefaring civilization watching us from behind the moon for a couple days before deciding we're not worth the god damn trouble

[full rune]

i created the birds i would know

[young saffron]

Metacritic 91% too

[smoky nebula]

Zal god real‽

[quartz cave]

Zal IS that old, i can confirm he did

[hazy summit]

No one will find us
Dead or alive

[young saffron]

Please zal give my country colder weather

[placid ether]

Crazy

[hazy summit]

The universe is huge

[glacial wren]

8 billion people the odds of extinction are so slim it's hilarious

[placid ether]

When does Animal Well release?

[young saffron]

It's released

[placid ether]

Oh shit

[nimble radish]

[near lance]

Isn't the accepted theory that birds evolved from therapods?

[placid ether]

Just bought Hades 2 yesterday

[modest night]

also like as a star youd get no stimuli at all and you wouldn't be able to react either, you're a rock with no organs to feel idk are you really sentient then, unless you transfer your consciousness into a rock i don't see a rock being able to achieve it

[opaque sigil]

therapods are dinosaurs

[manic abyss]

speaking of space being scary, there's also the great attractor
the thing that everythin in our universe is moving towards iirc

[formal karma]

Having more people doesn't necessarily guard against extinction

[shell yacht]

why havent u fixed the flying into windiws bug yet

[stark estuary]

(Zal is likely trolling)

[hazy summit]

A mega black hole?

[hollow terrace]

We need to crack how to do wormholes and we’re set, aint no way we’re sticking to lightspeed travel

[nimble radish]

you'd fly into windows too if you didn't know about the existence of glass

[near lance]

(you're most likely right and I take shit too seriously)

[glacial wren]

crabs also dominated the earth at some point

[nimble radish]

worms make em

[devout solar]

Oh crap that's wayyy better than I was expecting

Expected like 75-85 range

[quartz cave]

What does glass have to do with window

[opaque sigil]

no?

[hazy summit]

If absolutely everything is moving towards something
How do you realize its actually moving?

[young saffron]

Man I wanna fly so bad

[quartz cave]

Also why are we assaulting window

[opaque sigil]

maybe like a cluster of galaxies but not everything is

[manic abyss]

I mean I guess what you'd be... thoughts? you couldn't feel pain because no nerves, so all you would be able to do is think
but if you can't feel anything, or have experienced nothing at all, what would you even think about?

[near lance]

What

[placid ether]

https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1788554512795422970?t=TX173_hdU5o5-NtH9RK75w&s=19

Jason Schreier (@jasonschreier) on X

Animal Well (out today) is an all-time classic — a cross between Metroid and Outer Wilds, full of delightful secrets and a joy to play. I've been obsessing for the last few weeks, in a Discord with other critics trying to unravel all of its mysteries. You must check it out.

Twitter · May 9, 2024, 1:00 PM

[nimble radish]

well they'd be getting closer to eachother if everything is being pulled toward a single point

[hollow terrace]

Because im a easy target 😔

[modest night]

how do you think without ever seeing and hearing and all that stuff like and without words?

[placid ether]

A cross between Metroid and Outer Wilds wtf

[stark estuary]

Well there’s a supermassive black hole at the center of (almost) every large galaxy but afaik nothing like what’s being described here

[manic abyss]

I heard it in a kurtzgezagt video like 2 yesrs ago or smth

[modest night]

idk i don't think our little human brains can imagine a sentience different from ours

[hazy summit]

Good point

[opaque sigil]

well yeah but that's not everything in the universe condensing to one point, that's the opposite of what's happening

[manic abyss]

You... wouldn't ig

[stark estuary]

Hey there’s nothing little about human brains

[manic abyss]

You'd just exist

[stark estuary]

Yeah

[near lance]

You can try but there's no way you could truly grasp the concept

[hazy summit]

This is getting scary

[manic abyss]

I don't think we even have a grasp of our own sentience

[young saffron]

You'd more likely get a crisis

[hazy summit]

I want to climb trees

[nimble radish]

the genre is called xenofiction and it's great

[near lance]

mentally breaks down

[manic abyss]

like if a person loses their mind and can't think properly, are they truly sentient?

[young saffron]

Thinking about all of these things is tiring

[full rune]

yes

[hollow terrace]

Xenomorphs fanfics?!?

[young saffron]

Might as well say fuck it and roll

[full rune]

see r/silksong and #hk-meme

[hazy summit]

When did everything go wrong

[young saffron]

The meaning of life

[nimble radish]

I bet those are great

[manic abyss]

... fair enough

[hazy summit]

We used to worry about surviving

[glacial wren]

farming happened and then we got big ideas about who deserves what

[near lance]

Start rock climbing, it's fun (I'm most definitely not advertising rock climbing)

[full rune]

only if you free solo