sk-discussion

[silk zodiac]

blunder hail

[iron spear]

Update: added shit dances for roc

[stoic sigil]

The Roc Shaker

[ripe grotto]

Shit dances

[fallen blaze]

Will it have a battlepass

[graceful summit]

wishlist animal well

[stoic sigil]

Roc Pass

[wheat sail]

@burnt topaz grey name ☹️

[silk zodiac]

when is animal well coming out

[graceful summit]

may 9th

[silk zodiac]

shit fr?

[burnt topaz]

amina subreddit mod

[stoic sigil]

Roc's Odyssey will be the greatest live service

[graceful summit]

FR

[silk zodiac]

i had it already wishlisted

[graceful summit]

good

[wheat sail]

REDDIT

[primal horizon]

wishlist Big Walk

[fallen blaze]

There are no good games

Anymore we ran out

[spare fractal]

Yeah, do what Krill says!

[primal horizon]

Alright, let’s evacuate, follow the procedure everyone, like we’ve learned from the drill.

[spare fractal]

So we can all play it when it comes out in 2025!

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-minions-gif-5982876

[fallen blaze]

Fuckthat

[silk zodiac]

facebook mom type response

[iron spear]

Here at Sunshine festival studios we have been listening to your feedback. We know you love micro transactions so today we bring you. Macro transactions!

[graceful summit]

80 hour slowmode mods pls

[stoic sigil]

Finally, a good game decision

We need $50 Lootbox

[primal horizon]

Aren’t those just permanent purchases then

[silk zodiac]

roc odyssey official gmod rp server when?

[iron spear]

$2 ain't cool, you know what's cool, $40

[fallen blaze]

Shoot this man

[stoic sigil]

AAAA Macrotransactions

[opaque sigil]

so buying the game?

[hollow terrace]

150 dollar “not a dlc” with 6 month access

[primal horizon]

ok guys king of typos is here, bring out your shields

[shell yacht]

destiny moment

[fallen blaze]

Games should start making u pay renewal

[primal horizon]

they’re ready to attack

[stoic sigil]

Roc+ Subscription to play the game

[wheat sail]

Free for the first month

[iron spear]

Loot boxes? Nah we got Treasure Chests. Same functionality, extra price

[wheat sail]

Then requires graigstation network account

[fallen blaze]

U buy it then u have to buy it every 3 weeks

[graceful summit]

games as a service type beat

[shell yacht]

macro transaction: paying me so i dont come take the game away from you

[iron spear]

Look down on your fellow gamers while you enjoy PREMIUM CONTENT

[fallen blaze]

Yip

[wheat sail]

Yickadee

[stoic sigil]

Put the first 2 Years of paid content into the RCV (Roc Content Vault) after 3 years

[fallen blaze]

Shoot whomever purchases game

Cooking?

[graceful summit]

paid updates

[stoic sigil]

Make buying Roc's Odyssey require giving you ownership of their home

[brittle garnet]

Send a seashell to everyone that backs the game

[wheat sail]

Oyster shells from his dinner

[stoic sigil]

The backer bonuses is just taking money from their wallets

[fallen blaze]

I had a dream that a still image of a nintendo character was working downtown

[quartz cave]

Graig you should lock every major ability and area behind dlc

As a consumer i can tell you we love that

Feels like ass ehen we have to pay like 60$ for the full game???? And like no dlc blocking out half the game afterwards???

[stoic sigil]

Beyond Odyssey and Rocfall

[graceful summit]

GREEDY players asking for FREE core game components from POOR HOPELESS DEVS

[silk zodiac]

make sure you have to buy a dlc that allows you to buy all the other dlcs

[wheat sail]

Kids these days always want free shit

[fallen blaze]

Freepilled shitmaxxer

[graceful summit]

im gonna be animaling my well so hard on may 9th

[silk zodiac]

how much is it gonna be

[graceful summit]

25

[stoic sigil]

Silksong in May trust me guys

[fallen blaze]

What us animal wall

[strange night]

$10 game with every major ability / area locked behind $5 paywall
Except it's completely possible to beat it without buying any dlc through obscure tricks

[silk zodiac]

wow okay i will not be getting it immediately then

[strange night]

What's May

[stoic sigil]

Eldritch Shadow Creatures told me

[graceful summit]

mayor troid vania

[silk zodiac]

gonna wait for my beloved cdkeys

[graceful summit]

fair

[stoic sigil]

May I hit you with this ratio

[fallen blaze]

Every metroidvania is bad tho?

[wheat sail]

A roguelike animal themed farming simulator featuring dead cells

[graceful summit]

guhHUH?! 😱

[wheat sail]

In the club high on perc with some shades on

https://tenor.com/view/poro-twerk-gif-15833376

[graceful summit]

hauntred

[wheat sail]

Freedy rizzbearington

[stoic sigil]

Why play Silksong with indies like Hauntred Factory Skibidi Poppy Freedy

[graceful summit]

that aint indie thats quad a

[stoic sigil]

Quad I

[fallen blaze]

Skibuddy ppomni huggy wug

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/helpy-pizzeria-simulator-helpy-ballin-helpy-fnaf-fnaf-gif-24273745

[wheat sail]

Quintuple i initiative

[bright reef]

Hi, when is silksong coming out?

[wheat sail]

Oh yeah another triple I stream coming in june

[fallen blaze]

I wish I kneww

[stoic sigil]

Ong?

[graceful summit]

there will be news!

[bright reef]

Looks at watch It's been 7 years, guys.

[wheat sail]

May Fools

[stoic sigil]

Eh? Hah! Heh heh.

[stoic sigil]

Toilet?

[wheat sail]

Super skibidi sliders!

[stoic sigil]

Louis

[wheat sail]

I'm a ancient gammer

[stoic sigil]

Sweet brainrot.

[graceful summit]

old ass

poppy playtime hauntred factory

[stoic sigil]

Man I'm hungry

I didn't eat lunch nor dinner

[wheat sail]

I'm buying wings and wedges

[stoic sigil]

Oh well

[wheat sail]

Want anything

[stoic sigil]

BBQ Wings

[wheat sail]

I'll be going to grilbys...

Papyrus. You want anything?

9999

🥶

[patent wedge]

May I offer you a freshly picked 🐢

[stoic sigil]

Sand Undertale

[atomic sparrow]

san

[stoic sigil]

Om nom

[atomic sparrow]

undertal;

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/with-it-ness-earthbound-smash-bros-glitch-gif-23354004

[patent wedge]

Wowie

[fallen blaze]

Bbl skibidiii

[wheat sail]

Obvious bbl

[dusk quail]

wsg chat

[fallen blaze]

No

[stoic sigil]

The Playtester gang was here and it was good times

Then someone mentioned Skibidi

[dusk quail]

shouldnt they be playtesting?

[fallen blaze]

They they 24 7

[dusk quail]

skibidi song

[fallen blaze]

Straight grinding

[stoic sigil]

Benji even made an appearance

It was great

[fallen blaze]

Five nights at skibidisss

[stoic sigil]

r/Silksong being worse than usual

[hazy summit]

No silksong Made me get dead god in isaac

What game should i 100% now chat

Or maybe touch grass

[fiery burrow]

You can 100% games and touch grass

[fallen blaze]

You should start a loving family

[stoic sigil]

Touch 100% of grass

Every last blade

[fallen blaze]

What if we poured acid dow

[fiery burrow]

What about my steel blade. Duel. At sunrise.

[stoic sigil]

What if you killed m

[fallen blaze]

We bring guns to blade fights round here

[fiery burrow]

I shall savor my victory

[fallen blaze]

🤼‍♂️

[stoic sigil]

🫃 react the person below me

[wheat sail]

No one post ever again

[glacial wren]

dingleberries

[fallen blaze]

My name is drake and I'm here to say

[flat remnant]

it took me like 3 years to get what that meant

[fallen blaze]

Whats it mean not that j dont know I'm just makin sure ur not lyin

Nothing stumps me

[flat remnant]

balls

[stoic sigil]

Chat I curse all of you with sleep paralysis

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-x-kong-the-new-empire-punch-knockout-monkey-kong-gif-13022020393134584460

[cerulean sable]

let me guess youve been screen shotting graig and co then posting it there

[stoic sigil]

What

Oh no there's no misinformation in that

[fiery burrow]

wtf why do I now recognize your reddit accounts name

[stoic sigil]

Just some nerds bringing up going to the TC office

Also shucks I'll have to make an alt

I would NEVER use a Graig post

[fallen blaze]

Dafawk goin on in that place

[stoic sigil]

What the fuck

[hazy summit]

Challenge accepted

[fallen blaze]

Skimdibbly dong is dastardly

[fleet temple]

tf is this?

[wheat sail]

I smell reddit

[stoic sigil]

It is

[fallen blaze]

The silksong r,... what fascinating creatures

[stoic sigil]

Reminds me of that Freddy Megamind meme that I can't post here

[fallen blaze]

Coward

[wheat sail]

The mods love FNAF post it

[fallen blaze]

Never back down 👨‍💻

[glacial wren]

the rules are there for a reason

some reason

[wheat sail]

rules are made to be broken

[fallen blaze]

Lemme look for the anti fnaf rule

[stoic sigil]

Rule 1087: No Fuhnaff

[fallen blaze]

Anti harharhar

[stoic sigil]

Toredar March is BAN!

[quiet knot]

Never give up

[fallen blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-toreador-march-toreador-music-box-freddy-gif-9732247683335702734

[stoic sigil]

NO

@ Mods

[fallen blaze]

Lechuck?????

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/withered-for-real-chica-stare-withered-chica-withered-chica-stare-for-real-gif-24599395

[glacial wren]

freddy fazbare can't compare to hollowkn ight gaming

[fallen blaze]

When I'm in a bad game competition and my opponent is

[wheat sail]

Team lazy

[shy cradle]

Hey leth is ShirrakoGaming to be trusted

[stoic sigil]

ShirrakoGaming will be no more soon.

[fallen blaze]

Ur herotale what's his face????

[stoic sigil]

If you refer to me by a reddit handle you are gone

[shy cradle]

Ok he's making x post about silksong coming out septe.ber 8 2024

[fallen blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/ashamed-shame-hide-disappear-embarrassed-gif-20827453

Today the first time I saw what the reddit was i just checked posts

[glacial wren]

my reaction to reddit

[unborn dome]

?

[merry bridge]

I sure hope no one here understands japanese when they read that

[fallen blaze]

Flipping idjit

[marsh ibex]

why the fuck

[wheat sail]

Weebs will know

[marsh ibex]

Does samurott not have a secondary typing

ffs why do two out of the three unova starters have no secondary typing

[stoic sigil]

I like your funny words magic man

[wheat sail]

Garbage type

[marsh ibex]

like

idk make serperior grass poison

[formal marsh]

serperior could honestly be grass normal

[marsh ibex]

samurott being water fighting makes sense but emboar has to be there so water steel??? Water smth

[formal marsh]

rock?

[wheat sail]

Samurott ain't steel right

That's empoleon

[marsh ibex]

It’s just water type for some reason

[wheat sail]

😭😏

[fallen blaze]

Grass poison is booty typing

[unborn dome]

pokemon had three generations in a row of fire fighting starters

[wheat sail]

That's for those shitty mushroom pkmn

[fallen blaze]

The fire fighting starters were cool tho

[marsh ibex]

who cares give it another type aside from fucking grass

[fallen blaze]

Grass and normal

[marsh ibex]

sure

[unborn dome]

the first one was cool, the second seems better than it is because it's one of only two fire lines in the main game, and by the third one it's a bit overused by that point

[fallen blaze]

Infernape and blaze chicken were cool but the pig was def meh

And it stood on 2 feet...

[high hedge]

Thats it

500 points off the kirb board

[unborn dome]

there is only one fire starter that stays four for its whole evolutionary line

[high hedge]

You lose your spot on the Kirb rankings

[wheat sail]

I'm abolishing the luffy rankings

[high hedge]

Now this one is Kirb 1 @rare oracle

[fallen blaze]

Which

The gen 2 one?

[unborn dome]

the most recent one

[fallen blaze]

Damnnnn

[unborn dome]

idk its name

[fallen blaze]

The alligator dude

[unborn dome]

yeah

[fallen blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/amoonguss-pokemon-fungus-my-beloved-amoongus-my-beloved-gif-12480269779708604969

What a shitty name

[unborn dome]

typholsion is sometimes on four, but most of the time is on two

[wheat sail]

Torterra

[unborn dome]

we're talking about fire starters

[fallen blaze]

The grass ones are usually on all 4s right 🤔

Gen 1 gen2 gen4 gen5

4/9 so ig not

Theres 9 gens right

[stoic sigil]

Wow my Pokémon literacy sucks

[fallen blaze]

Pikachu 1 pikachu 2 pikachu 3 etc

[stoic sigil]

Pikachu, Small Pikachu, Sussy Pikachu

[wheat sail]

Balloon pikachu

[fallen blaze]

Skibchu

[stoic sigil]

No

[fallen blaze]

So now we wanna draw a line

[wheat sail]

The hypocritical youth

[fallen blaze]

Skibidi toilet is an important piece in understanding modern culture

[stoic sigil]

I met my brainrot quota today

[fallen blaze]

Only the weak give themselves limits

[silk zodiac]

the first time i saw that image i laughed like an old man

i wonder how bad brainrot will turn out in 10 years time

[grand ferry]

no its night daze, but its very late into the game

[marsh ibex]

Potato pohtahtoe

[grand ferry]

you are better off farming 10 blue shards to get dark pulse for it

[marsh ibex]

I dunno how and I don’t wanna

also skyla got swept

[grand ferry]

are you able to use entralink

[marsh ibex]

uh

I’m not playing on a ds if that’s what ur asking

[grand ferry]

it should teleport you to someplace in the middle of the map

emulator is fine too

[marsh ibex]

ok

I’ll try it tomorrow I’m

[grand ferry]

hives

[coral prawn]

gargantuar solo

[fallen blaze]

What if I blew ur head up with my mind

[coral prawn]

No mind to think

[stoic sigil]

Check your pancakes.

[inland ravine]

hey everyone

[merry bridge]

ew an iphone

android is superior

[fallen blaze]

Goondight people

[inland ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-family-anya-crying-spy-family-anya-crying-gif-13402430154308666075

[young saffron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ofJpOEXrZs

WHAT 45 MILLION 😭

[inland ravine]

wait

EMU :D

LONG TIME NO SEE :D

HOW YOU DOING

[charred surge]

Around the population of Iraq

[young saffron]

this is 2 times the population of my country

[hollow terrace]

Ok ok chat

[inland ravine]

window

[stoic sigil]

Chat isn't dead anymore

[hollow terrace]

The add the art of Kintsugi within the armor/shell of bugs in silksong

[ornate gazelle]

just got hades 2, im content

[opaque sigil]

[coral prawn]

Wario land shake it remake

[opaque sigil]

That would be cool, dunno how well it would fit but there are plenty of places we haven’t seen

[hollow terrace]

Bring in a necromancy faction and BAM

cool aesthetic acquired

[barren rover]

finally, the silksong we are waiting for

[young saffron]

this is just moss charger

[sacred stratus]

Why you crying?

[inland ravine]

.

[sacred stratus]

Ah also hiii

[fleet temple]

Solution: get a flip phone

[inland ravine]

i already haev one

[fleet temple]

Flip it

[manic abyss]

Chat I need a name for a Pidgey
Theme is Fruits, Vegetables, or any produce basically

[opaque sigil]

Pickle

Or is that too processed

[manic abyss]

Nah it works

[barren sequoia]

Garnar the destroyer

[coral prawn]

The destroyer of what?

[manic abyss]

I don't think that's a plant or if it will even fit

[stoic sigil]

Kumquat

[lament coyote]

Hey what's the mod's name

[stoic sigil]

Snozz (as in Snozzberry)

[barren sequoia]

It's a breed of persimmons

[barren rover]

Hollow Knight

with some chinese text

[grand ferry]

woah

[stoic sigil]

I could beat Hollow Knight irl if I had a glock

[lament coyote]

What's the icon of the mod?

[pulsar sleet]

2 days to the one year anniversary of the delay. Who's excited?

[coral prawn]

No way so could I

[stoic sigil]

Why would one be

What, they gonna announce Delay 2?

[pulsar sleet]

Maybe!

[lament coyote]

Shrue...

[pulsar sleet]

Or that they're hard at work

[coral prawn]

Or maybe they won't say anything

[pulsar sleet]

Sure, they're only 3 people

[stoic sigil]

Delay 2: Soondoom

[pulsar sleet]

Hey gang, we're excited by how the game's shaping up. Expect more news when we're closing to release!

[stoic sigil]

Hey gang, have I ever told you the definition of Insanity?

[young saffron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hh1a6UCfew

this was really impressive

oh its a year old

[coral prawn]

👴

[stoic sigil]

We must use Sora AI and generate our own Silksong

[sacred stratus]

Unfunny teenagers be like: “see this is proof TC can make Silksong in 2 weeks and therefore Silksong is cancelled because it hasn’t released yet”

[analog vortex]

Mf should’ve said 15 days

But yeah I’ve seen it

[stoic sigil]

TC are putting a great deal of resources into the Dating Simulator mode

Don't talk bad about them

[analog vortex]

Oh that’s easy just get yandere dev

[young saffron]

overwatch dating sim style?

[rustic ore]

Chat I have bagels.

[charred surge]

Bald

[stoic sigil]

If we get yandere dev we're screwed

[stoic sigil]

Yes

TC have also got caught up on making the level editor

[manic abyss]

Alright I'll name my next mon that

[stoic sigil]

Porting the extensive level editing features to a controller layout has proven difficult

[manic abyss]

I searched it up and nothing came up...

[coral prawn]

Killing me isn't enough to kill me

[stoic sigil]

Are you a lich

[analog vortex]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/814961889472806965/1236621369740103751/5b0c17f4eba047069d431e7ded5a0530-1.mp4?ex=663aa725&is=663955a5&hm=85a538f1a678d71a52dd2bb473b2de9fa7a7348ffde7bf856bdd5ad7c851e86a&

[coral prawn]

My heart beat (I have no clue what he says)

[warped rock]

overwatch fans do not exist

[stoic sigil]

True

[analog vortex]

[coral prawn]

I'm pretty sure my sister and dad are real

[stoic sigil]

Nope

[coral prawn]

Fight Fight Fight

[stoic sigil]

Chat can I have a witness

[coral prawn]

No I want violence

[stoic sigil]

Corn pls

[analog vortex]

Your honor, hearsay

[stoic sigil]

You're our only hope

[young saffron]

corporate sheep placed to trick you

[stoic sigil]

Trollhero was a snoozer and therefore the looser

[analog vortex]

Your honor, I have a normal sleep schedule unlike the entirety of #sk-discussion

I rest my case.

[coral prawn]

Hey I sleep

Some times

[stoic sigil]

Your honor, I'm, like, wayyyyy cooler than this guy

[analog vortex]

I’m talking all times

[analog vortex]

Proof

[stoic sigil]

Ratio

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/ratio-battle-ratio-twitter-twitter-moment-cute-gif-gif-21615072

[analog vortex]

Ratio’ed

[sacred stratus]

Show proof

[stoic sigil]

Unfortunately

I'm one month older than you

[analog vortex]

Proof

[warped rock]

fabrications entirely

[stoic sigil]

I joined Nov 11 2022

You joined Dec 11 2022

[analog vortex]

No

[stoic sigil]

I win

[analog vortex]

I was unbanned on Dec 11 2022

I actually joined much earlier than that

[stoic sigil]

I was never banned

Owned x2

[analog vortex]

What ever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger

So Owned x3

[stoic sigil]

2-1

I win

[analog vortex]

This ain’t ultra kill

Also my 1st message was in may 2022

[stoic sigil]

That's great but you got banned

[wintry wagon]

i was banned once

for 1.3 years

[analog vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-discord-mute-back-from-gif-22206845

[stoic sigil]

Making you tonight's biggest loser

[analog vortex]

This is me

You’re so cooked

[wintry wagon]

my ban was deserved

[stoic sigil]

I post misinformation daily

Owned x3

[analog vortex]

I’m immune to propaganda

[stoic sigil]

I've baited more people

[analog vortex]

Well I’m the master at baiting

[stoic sigil]

Simo rated my fit a 7/10

[analog vortex]

So I’m the master baiter so get owned

[wintry wagon]

it was 3/10

[stoic sigil]

I have the messages to prove

[wintry wagon]

he was lying to you

[stoic sigil]

Nah uh

[wintry wagon]

the only reason why you get 3 points is because something is better than nothing

[analog vortex]

Simo more like Smellyo

[wintry wagon]

troll hero more like ball hero

[stoic sigil]

More like Mid Hero

[analog vortex]

Perko more like Dr. Perky

[wintry wagon]

the silker more like the milker because you started extracting your own milk after your father never returned with the long-awaited milk

[stoic sigil]

What

[wintry wagon]

what in the off brand dr pepper

[analog vortex]

Greg leth Gibson the silker more like Gay Meth Simpson the Shitter

Idfk anymore

[wintry wagon]

hollow knight more like shallow nut

[coral prawn]

[analog vortex]

Silksong more like Samsung

[wintry wagon]

team cherry more like alliance strawberry

[stoic sigil]

TrollHero | Team Cherry more like MoleWeirdo | Seems Hairy

[wintry wagon]

perko more like twerko

twerpo*

[wheat sail]

Twerko?

[wintry wagon]

kirbstar more like curb fart

[coral prawn]

[analog vortex]

Don’t say that ever again.

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

Anyone but him

He’s the GOAT

[coral prawn]

IS THAT FUCKING GOKU

[wintry wagon]

who the flip is that

is that dragon balls

or golden goku

[analog vortex]

No it’s SpongeBob do you see the yellow pineapple

[wintry wagon]

oh

[analog vortex]

Smh

[stoic sigil]

Who's goku

[analog vortex]

Idk

Lemme search up goku on gifs

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-gordo-luffy-gordinho-gif-25125796

Huh

[coral prawn]

My favorite form

[wintry wagon]

average #sk-discussion comversation

[coral prawn]

It actually is....

[weary tapir]

Brain rot

[stoic sigil]

Are you talking about my favorite Miku

[barren sequoia]

Really? It's pretty common over here in new Zealand

[coral prawn]

Baller idea

[wintry wagon]

we are only ever sane when there’s a nintendo direct or xbox news or smth knowing that we won’t get any news to scratch the itch

[stoic sigil]

Baller idea

[weary tapir]

😭 ITS SPREADING

[analog vortex]

How common are New Zealots in New Zealand

[barren sequoia]

1 in every 256

[weary tapir]

I think I found the ugliest titan ever

[coral prawn]

Destiny 2

[weary tapir]

It’s a fun game if u play with friends

[coral prawn]

Guess what

[analog vortex]

Why did you full body reveal the hell

[coral prawn]

I don't have friends

[weary tapir]

That’s sad

[wintry wagon]

wtf is friends

[coral prawn]

I have played it a bit tho its what ever

[weary tapir]

The raids are the fun thing

[coral prawn]

I'm not a big fan of fps or whatever

[analog vortex]

Whis, get the friend maker

[weary tapir]

Me neither

I play it for the raid puzzles

[analog vortex]

If I be your friend can I be paid in Hades II

[weary tapir]

I need it myself first

[weary tapir]

Damn that’s also bad

[stoic sigil]

Die

[analog vortex]

You didn’t even know about it till now

[weary tapir]

Actually no it’s kinda okay

I don’t hate it

I didn’t notice the helmet

The helmet kinda sells it

You wanna see something actually bad

Hang on

[stoic sigil]

It's my discount Vex fashion because I don't have all the VOG pieces I want

[weary tapir]

THIS is bad

[stoic sigil]

Crayon

[analog vortex]

Are we talking about you dying r hades2 or

[weary tapir]

Nah d2 armor fashion

[analog vortex]

irresistible marine for marines

[weary tapir]

That there is the outfit the best player in the world plays btw

[coral prawn]

Lego figure

[stoic sigil]

I hope he turns out to be a cheater

[coral prawn]

[weary tapir]

Cornflower likes the corn drip

[coral prawn]

Maybe I should play destiny 2

[weary tapir]

You can be Patrick

[stoic sigil]

Play Warframe

[weary tapir]

The greatest drip of all time

[stoic sigil]

Kool Aid Man

[coral prawn]

Looks like a strawberry

[weary tapir]

It’s Patrick Star

[stoic sigil]

Oh

[coral prawn]

Oh

[weary tapir]

😭

[stoic sigil]

Patrick has a far muted pink

[uncut flint]

is silksong real

[coral prawn]

Yes

[stoic sigil]

Yes

Simo would say something if it wasn't

[warped rock]

silksong not out yet

[stoic sigil]

True

[lyric hedge]

no

[weary tapir]

Oh this SUCKS

[uncut flint]

no its not stop lying

[coral prawn]

I'd never lie

[warped rock]

unless its funny then lying is ay okay

[coral prawn]

True

[charred pulsar]

[weary tapir]

It may be the worst fashion I’ve seen ever

[coral prawn]

Why do you have a face huger form half life on you?

[weary tapir]

OH DEAR GOD MAYBE NOT

[warped rock]

have you ever been to any modern fashion shows?

[weary tapir]

WHAT IS THIS

[analog vortex]

the best gear witht eh optimal stats

[warped rock]

describe the wait for silksong with a z move

[analog vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-wrong-not-right-gif-6086195

[warped rock]

partially

[analog vortex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260170566529449994/1237185973188694067/overwatch-scream_if_you_love_overwatch_2.mov?ex=663abab9&is=66396939&hm=5932dbb7d15a3bef9d112afbcff3982c23c32cf84c5cea056297557c1274da8b&

found the sequel to the thing i posted an hour ago

[flat remnant]

totsugeki
haii
the mai brothers

[rapid condor]

Silksong in June? (My copium is extra ordinarily high)

Also Switch 2!!!

[wooden schooner]

We won

[coral prawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/816306195500498974/1174000624254337044/caption.gif

[placid ether]

SWITCH 2 MENTIONED

[coral prawn]

Pray for a Wario Land Shake It remake

Who cares about ss

Not me

[cedar trench]

Direct in june

[wheat sail]

Bait used to be believed

[lost coyote]

another cope event added to june

we're stacking our odds

all bets on june

[viscid wind]

Is it shadowdropping tomorrow

[rapid condor]

https://twitter.com/NintendoCoLtd/status/1787736518762881197?t=Xb3A0mts9pGgjB9WZGzKxg&s=19

任天堂株式会社（企業広報・IR） (@NintendoCoLtd) on X

This is Furukawa, President of Nintendo. We will make an announcement about the successor to Nintendo Switch within this fiscal year. It will have been over nine years since we announced the existence of Nintendo Switch back in March 2015. We will be holding a Nintendo Direct…

Twitter · May 7, 2024, 6:49 AM

[dark wagon]

Watch the switch successor be the Switch U

[rapid condor]

https://twitter.com/DailySilksong/status/1787743189954117991?t=wvsabw9kssPVuCzFLL8hOw&s=19

Daily Silksong News (@DailySilksong) on X

And with that, Silksong is delayed an additional 6 years.

We're so washed...

Twitter · May 7, 2024, 7:16 AM

[placid ether]

Wait, what exactly is fiscal year for Nintendo

I thought fiscal year ended on March 2025

But I am reading it's September??

[haughty ingot]

It should be march 2025, where are you seeing september?

[old cliff]

I think they are scared to release silksong because of how much of a nuclear-level threat it will be if it ever gets released

[coral prawn]

What

[old cliff]

look around you. look what silksong did to people and it's not even close to releasing. we are not ready for silksong

[coral prawn]

I'm perfectly ready for it

Its a game not the end of the world

[olive bobcat]

Spoken like a true new member

[wheat sail]

Y'all are still awake 💀

[nimble radish]

silksong did things to people?

[olive bobcat]

Boutta sleep

[nimble radish]

well I went to sleep and then came back

[coral prawn]

Its 10am

[olive bobcat]

Besides it's only 3 AM rn

I'm going to bed early tonight cause I need to be up at a good time tomorrow

[nimble radish]

yeah go to bed

[old cliff]

Laura Floppa

[nimble radish]

maybe silksong should release except for people on r/silksong
they have to wait +1 year

[old cliff]

and from here too, we need special training for the absolute sheer amazingness of Silksong

[nimble radish]

no, people here are mostly normal

[old cliff]

did
did anyone else like play the Lace theme on repeat

[old cliff]

sure

[olive bobcat]

Yeah like 4 years ago

Y'all should go play Hades II

[kindred pewter]

aka the "no skill" character

[wheat sail]

I didn't finish hades 1

[kindred pewter]

all you got to know was there was hades in hades 1 and there will be hades in hades 2

[wheat sail]

I'll wait for a bit cause more stuff should be added overtime and it's EA

[flat remnant]

one of the people in this screenshot hasn't played ggst at all

[grand ferry]

the keepsake achievement is so hard

[flat remnant]

the character is just really fun

[olive bobcat]

(I haven't)

[flat remnant]

she's a great entry character

[olive bobcat]

Maybe

[wheat sail]

What do I gotta do

[wheat sail]

Get on smash instead

[grand ferry]

spend 12 hours grinding each and every keepsake

[wheat sail]

What just a set time?

[flat remnant]

ewww the game with all the anime sword fighters 🤢

[wheat sail]

And wario

:sniff:

[flat remnant]

true i love wario

https://tenor.com/view/wario-dummy-thicc-wario-land-wario-land-shake-it-twerks-gif-23200583

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/wario-laugh-haha-gif-5227606

[flat remnant]

w so big wario died of cardiac arrest

[brittle garnet]

i just realized June is next month

[void hatch]

crazy it’s been almost 5 years of basically zero communication from the devs about this game

[nimble radish]

yeah that's what I remember as well (lying)

[minor horizon]

that's sad

[flat remnant]

this is so pensive emoji alexa play despacito

[coral prawn]

Wario my beloved

[wheat sail]

Slay the spire 2 dev bets on the market the game will release before Nov 2025

😎

[grand ferry]

the fuck is this

[wheat sail]

Insider trading

The dev is sneakysly

[grand ferry]

what currency

[patent forum]

tf2 keys

[grand ferry]

ok im betting 100 keys

[wheat sail]

Mana is what they call it, 100 is 1 USD

[wheat sail]

@charred surge

[grand ferry]

very legal i assume

[wheat sail]

Yes time to find leth or ari or wilbo

[patent forum]

outsider trading

[coarse leaf]

Wait with actual money?

[wheat sail]

Yes but you get 200 mana to start

Which is like 2 dollars

[cerulean sable]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1cm5pzb/shintaro_furukawa_confirms_that_the_nintendo/

fucking Silksong Switch 2 first adopters theory lets go????

[grand ferry]

where does 58% come from

[wheat sail]

I think from the number of people betting yes vs the total

[wheat sail]

They are stalling to release on switch 2

[coarse leaf]

Ok so its like, a couple cents/dollars max, not like any actually significant money

I was gonna say lol thats a pretty big no no

[wheat sail]

Yeah it's just betting on outcomes of events

Like there's some for the US elections, Palestine war. Etc

[grand ferry]

just buy both outcomes ez

[wheat sail]

Nah choose a side

The doubters may be right. Why would I believe in team cherry

[stiff quartz]

any ss news?

[wheat sail]

🥱

[carmine island]

And then Silksong was delayed another 6 years

[wheat sail]

Hallo muffin

[carmine island]

Hello Kirb

[coral prawn]

Good morning USA

I dont care about school i want finish my dnd character 😔

[wooden turret]

Wondering, just from financial point of view, if TC has (for example) release plans for November, would it be better for them to wait a little bit to release as starting title of switch successor? Just hypothetically, what would give them more money

[wheat sail]

Hiii corn

[coral prawn]

Hiii kirb

[wheat sail]

Make it for switch and switch 2 is backwards compatible

[coarse leaf]

I dont think you would generally delay the launch of a finished game, thats hypothetical sales youre already losing out on

[wheat sail]

Unless you wanna time it so there's not a lot of other stuff like GTA

[wooden turret]

Yeah, but you know, switch 2 will sell in millions day one, lot of people might be hyped to try the starting title of highly anticipated metroidvania and buy it with new console along. A lot of potential new customers, who would not buy the game day 1

[charred surge]

Halloween release date, got it

[coarse leaf]

Yeah but even then I dont think you actually sit on the finished product for long, you just pick a good window right from the start and have your devs figure out how to hit it or delay like, very slightly

[grand ferry]

"wait guys dont announce switch 2 we dont have time to port to switch 2"

[wooden turret]

Also, I can see Nintendo craves for good starting titles and doing deal with some companies to wait

[coral prawn]

Silksong that nitendo switch 2 that idc i want wario land shake it remake

[wooden turret]

Thats why I said "hypothetically November", it wouldn't be long until Switch 2 release, they could polish the game until then (even more)

[wheat sail]

I think they'll release it on switch so then there's no point of making another version for switch 2

If it's backwards compatible

[coarse leaf]

We dont know when they have the actual launch planned

[wooden turret]

"hypothetically"

[wheat sail]

People will be hyped to play on the switch 2 and have bought their Mario or Zelda or silksong

[wheat sail]

Just copy paste to ns2 file format

[coarse leaf]

Ok yes, if they plan to hypothetically release ss like 3 days before the switch 2 im sure they would wait

[wooden turret]

I mean, all of that sounds very, very unlikely, but would anyone be very surprised?

[wheat sail]

They'll just give some details by March 2025, don't even know when it'll actually release

I'd think like holidays 2025 maybe?

[coral prawn]

Mario oddesy 2

[wheat sail]

With some launch games like Mario Galaxy 3

:copium:

[wooden turret]

I would think they will release by March. It's really late to the party IMO still

[wheat sail]

Sunshine 2

[wheat sail]

Yeah but only because switch 1 is still selling games well

But probably 2025?

[coral prawn]

[wooden turret]

That's true, but if S2 is backward compatible (I'd really bet it will be), the S1 software would be a good starting point for S2. But yeah, they would need some great blockbuster on release.

Like Silksong ofc! 🤡

[coarse leaf]

Tbf, thats not silksong lol

[wheat sail]

Silksong is big for Indies standards but not like Mario or Zelda stuff

[coral prawn]

Which is why I dont believe it will be at a indie direct

[coarse leaf]

When comparing sales alone, silksong might aswell be indie new releases steam dumpster shovelware with how ridiculous the numbers on Nintendo flagship titles are lol

[gritty lagoon]

😭😭😭😭

[coral prawn]

Smartest AI ever

[patent forum]

huh

[gritty lagoon]

😭😭😭

[wooden turret]

Anyways, just wanted to theorize a little bit. I'm as excited for new Switch as I am for Silksong. If those two would release simultaneously, my heart couldn't take it

[hollow basalt]

Hades II beat us 😭 😭 😭

[coarse leaf]

https://fxtwitter.com/Stealth40k/status/1787732389717786687?t=qO-Rhy7J5-iZAvyMuu9kVw&s=33

[coral prawn]

Omg mario kart 8 is just like gambling

[wheat sail]

Hades 2 devs hyping their game up with a trailer then releasing a year later wtf!

[patent forum]

the whole "indie new releases steam dumpster shovelware" thing is still confusing me

[coarse leaf]

Mario Kart alone has sold 61 Million Copys, thats a 70 dollar game

[patent forum]

ins't it 60

[coarse leaf]

Thats a 60 dollar game*

Yeah youre right lol that was before the increase

[wheat sail]

Basically saying silksong is A drop in the bucket compared to the main booties

[hollow basalt]

I wouldn’t be surprised if they were almost ready with silksong, just waiting forthe switch 2 or whatever tbh

[patent forum]

oh my goodness gracious''

super popular triple A companies making games overpriced? shiver me timbers 😱

[wheat sail]

Goodness gracious me

Overpriced is subjective since people buy them

[wooden turret]

Imo unlikely, but wouldn't be bery surprised as well

[patent forum]

shaking my head

[cunning finch]

I am now 100% convinced Nintendo sent Team Cherry a Switch 2 dev kit last year which caused the delay.

[coarse leaf]

I wasnt trying to say any of that but sure

[patent forum]

also yeah? what about it

[wheat sail]

Uhhh team cherry should disband and give up forever duh

[coarse leaf]

Read the convo

[wheat sail]

It's just a statement

[patent forum]

erm

when's it even start

[coarse leaf]

Thats the relevant message for my statement

[wheat sail]

Basically just saying that silksong wouldnt be a main launch game with the switch 2 cause they'll use Mario or something which will pull way bigger numbers

[stoic path]

We got Hades 2 (two) before Silksong.

[wheat sail]

We were talking about switch 2 stuff

[wheat sail]

Hades nuts

[coral prawn]

Onwed

[patent forum]

uh yeah that checks out lol

[stoic path]

dies

[patent forum]

the launch titles would probably include like just nintendo originals

[hollow basalt]

Gottem

[coarse leaf]

Im actually shocked at that number honestly, that is so ridiculous

[patent forum]

is there any time where this was not the case

[wheat sail]

'just saying'

[carmine island]

Kirb get your suit ready for the funeral

[patent forum]

incredible

[carmine island]

We lost another one

[wheat sail]

Bruh you wanna start something

[patent forum]

no?

I just wanted to respond to it but didn't know what to say

[carmine island]

Nintendo scares me

[wheat sail]

Okay 😕

[carmine island]

They ruined some poor guys life because he ported their games to other platforms

[patent forum]

they've gotta make that money yknow

[wheat sail]

Cremation tbh

[grand ferry]

lets fight in chess

[patent forum]

gotta crank the prices higher and higher

[carmine island]

Kirb that was the 7th suit you’ve cremated wtf

[coarse leaf]

True, how else are they gonna buy that new yacht feed their familys smh

[patent forum]

can't wait for quadrouple A games to be 100$

[wheat sail]

Chess is, above all, a fight

[coarse leaf]

This puts the price increase to 70 into hilarious perspective aswell honestly

[wheat sail]

Triple A games be 90$ here yipee

[patent forum]

I can't recall the last time I bought a non indie game

it was probably like buying every half life game for like basically ntohing cause it wsa a mega sale

back in november

[carmine island]

Why stop at $100? Add some in game purchases and micro transactions

[patent forum]

my favorite

Valve literally invented loot boxes I think

[wheat sail]

Midsona but still

[patent forum]

like tf2 crates

[coarse leaf]

We made 3.6 billion dollars on one game, how about you pay us 10 bucks more per sale, we really need it

[wheat sail]

[patent forum]

I think that was the first case of something like that

[coral prawn]

Eww persona 3

[wheat sail]

Reloading

[coral prawn]

Eww persona 3 reload

Doesn't have Hot Roderick nor bloomday so its automaticly a bad game

[wheat sail]

Roderick from loded diper

[coral prawn]

No

[patent forum]

TRUE

[coral prawn]

This guy

The desings of the enemies in the games are all 10/10

I'm not bias at all

[carmine island]

You should get ultrakill instead I’m pretty sure it’s on sale for the fps steam thing

[patent forum]

surely

ultramid

[coral prawn]

[carmine island]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-drunk-shocked-surprised-gif-15546336

Literally crying rn

[coral prawn]

So am I

[wheat sail]

Have it but haven't gotten around to it

[patent forum]

I like ultrakill but I get incredibly frustrated when I play poorly

also having a whole 6 new weapons given in one update is a bit much to adapt to

[coral prawn]

Y'know what game isn't frustrating

[carmine island]

Imagine using the new weapons lol

[patent forum]

why did you say that

what did you mean by this

[carmine island]

:3

[patent forum]

what did you try to achieve by saying that

is this an attempt at mockery

[carmine island]

The implications

[patent forum]

killing you with hammers

[carmine island]

Jackhammer Ultrakill

[coral prawn]

[patent forum]

lost all shotgun musclememory

hakita cooked to hard the house burnt down

[carmine island]

I haven’t beaten gabe 2 yet but I’ll get to it when I have free time

[patent forum]

great work muffin

[carmine island]

Btw I do use the other weapons I just hardly use the rocket launcher

I love the saws and the railcannon they’re so fun to use

[wheat sail]

Does the ultra kill dev have a roadmap or something on how many updates they are doing before full release

[carmine island]

Sawed on shotgun is also a favourite

[coral prawn]

Fuck it we ball

[patent forum]

bwuh?

[wheat sail]

Since it's still early access after all these years

[carmine island]

They’ve just released the full arsenal of weapons and there’s only 2 more layers left

[patent forum]

we don't know how many updates but it seems rather set what we will have on full release

[patent forum]

and also the yellow arm

[carmine island]

Oh yeah yellow arm

[wooden schooner]

Hope we get a 6 hour sex scene with gabriel

[patent forum]

he'd die halfway through

[wooden schooner]

It is what he deserves

Anyway, Joyful June next month guys

[wheat sail]

Joy

😂

[carmine island]

I’d rather have it with minos or Sisyphus. Gabriel seems more important to the story and I just don’t want to lessen his journey

Plus Minos and Sisyphus are hotter

[coral prawn]

Boy

[wooden schooner]

Crush

[carmine island]

Thy end is now

Still need to p rank minos…

[patent forum]

what difficulty

[carmine island]

You’ll laugh at me tho

[patent forum]

I will not

[carmine island]

Fine

[patent forum]

so like is it harmless

[carmine island]

Standard

[patent forum]

damn

honestly I don't think I can even make fun of you I P ranked everything on standard (other than P-2) before doing violent I think

not like I would want to make fun of you

[carmine island]

I’m just going through the game on standard and then I’ll try other difficulties

[patent forum]

play games how you want'

[carmine island]

True

[patent forum]

gatekeeping difficulties in games is a major dick move

[carmine island]

Yeah

I love the wrath secret level

I haven’t done 4-S because it just doesn’t look fun

[patent forum]

the violence secret level took me like over 40 minutes

[carmine island]

I want to do 7-S it looks relaxing

[patent forum]

wouldn't it be fucked up if both fraud and treachery had their own alt weapon

the fuller arsenal

[carmine island]

Idk what they could really do with the other alts tho

[patent forum]

make them shoot piss

[carmine island]

Piss laser

[patent forum]

they made ricoshots increase the size of hitscan explosions I think

wonder how large a 4 coin core nuke is

coin punches probably also affect it

[carmine island]

Wouldn’t it be hard to pull off tho?

[patent forum]

I dunno

do big jump and throw 4 coins into air

[carmine island]

Core, 4 coins and mal rail

[patent forum]

and then shoot core and mailrail

or throw 3 coins, shoot core and then ricoshot malrail

[carmine island]

Oh true

You could do that

[patent forum]

i hate brutal sisyphus

[carmine island]

I fear Sisyphus

[patent forum]

P-2 feels like it could be P-3

with the just "good luck" tip of the day and the whole panopticon thing

I fear what P-3 will be

[coral prawn]

Why? Its just a guy with a rock

I don't care that he went to hell just to get his wife back

No wrong guy

[coral prawn]

That was some one else

[patent forum]

well, erhm, in ultrakill lore, he turned into one of the strongest beings imaginable ☝️ 🤓

[coral prawn]

That was orpheus

[patent forum]

also like he pushed that rock a lot, he's gotta be buff

[coral prawn]

I could push a rock

[nimble radish]

sisiphus is cooler than orpheus anyway

[patent forum]

okay go push a boulder for all eternity

don't come back until you're done or you fail

[coral prawn]

Agree to disagree

[nimble radish]

how many mythological figures kidnap death himself

[coral prawn]

Nah I got better thing to do

[patent forum]

no you don't

get pushing

One must imagine Sisyphus happy.,,.,.,.,,,.,.,,.,

[coral prawn]

Do you mean hades or thanatos?

[nimble radish]

thanatos

[coral prawn]

Idk allot probably

[formal karma]

Wassup one piece Terraria rain world risk of rain ultrkill hades 2 discussion

[coral prawn]

Eww terraria

One piece is good tho

Everyone should listen to one piece dnd and one piece dnd marines

[formal karma]

Gross one piece

[coral prawn]

Your gross

[formal karma]

You're

[coral prawn]

Hmmm no

Fuck english

[wheat sail]

Mountains in the way
Couldn't keep us from the sea

[surreal remnant]

jjk>

[modest night]

Hey guys

[nimble radish]

[surreal remnant]

Hiya Sonia

[coral prawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1126412103226490960.gif?size=48&name=Goofywave&quality=lossless

[modest night]

What's up today

[fleet temple]

Brainrot probably

[kindred pewter]

copium of my finals

[manic abyss]

Why is ||Kuma's backstory|| so fucking depressing 😭

[languid linden]

Gotta offset gear 5

[modest night]

Who

[wheat sail]

👿

[manic abyss]

big bear man

from pirate anime

[modest night]

Oh danganronpa ofc

[wheat sail]

I choose the bear

[coarse leaf]

LOL

[manic abyss]

This panel goes so fucking hard
spoilers for One Piece btw

[coarse leaf]

Yeah the arc is going hard af

||especially gear 5 luffy just not even realising the situation and just picking the enemy up ||

[silk zodiac]

you guys see the Nintendo tweet?

[fleet temple]

yes

don't really know what the big deal is

[jade canopy]

Did Nintendo finally announced that silksong was gonna be a switch exclusive, which is obvious since there was the E3 demo at a Nintendo booth ?

[silk zodiac]

big deal? about the tweet? unless the big deal is nintendo being a greedy uncool company then yeah there’s that

[nimble radish]

guess I have to steal a switch

[fleet temple]

I'm not sure I follow
they literally just said there'd be a direct in June
which they always do

[fleet temple]

also like, no? it's coming to other consoles lmao

[silk zodiac]

oh sorry by big deal I thought you said like there was drama rn over the tweet

nah it’s because the tweet is saying how 2024 will have news about the successor to the switch iirc

[fleet temple]

yeah

just not during the direct

[silk zodiac]

yeah

[surreal remnant]

still waiting on the Wii U release for HK

[rare oracle]

im just saying, i dont think silksong will be announced in the next 3 or 4 months

[fleet temple]

I guess I just thought that when you said "you guys see the nintendo tweet" you were going talk about it in relation to ss
because that's what people do in this channel when ss is announced

[timber meteor]

just accept silksong will not release until 2026 and be content with that

[fleet temple]

I certainly hope it won't, I have a bet riding on this

[rare oracle]

id say from october 2024-march 2025

[silk zodiac]

nah i basically gave up hope on ss news unless it’s big things like sgf where i have a slight hope for news but not expecting anything

[surreal remnant]

every time someone mentions the release date, silksong gets delayed another day

[fleet temple]

Honestly big gaming events are less likely imo

I think it's just gonna get announced in a random tweet or smth

but again, not this year

or even the next
who knows at this point

[surreal remnant]

TC gets on twitter and goes “oh yeah ss released btw”

[timber meteor]

silksong will likely not show up at any of the upcoming events imo

[fleet temple]

I mean look at Hades II

[surreal remnant]

SS releases the day before GTA VI to ruin the launch of GTA VI

[silk zodiac]

ooooooo

that would do like nothing to ruin the launch of that game but still that would be great to say we got ss before gta vi

[fleet temple]

how many people actually think ss is releasing this year?

[rare oracle]

i would be mad if silksong didnt release this year for a single reason

[rare oracle]

i want it to win "most anticipated game"

in goty

[nimble radish]

just like every year before this one

[fleet temple]

Haven't they given up yet?

[rare oracle]

if its released in 2025 i mean gta 6 is no doubt gonna win "most anticipated game"

[formal karma]

Only been 5 months "couldn't possibly be this year" wtf

[rare oracle]

but honestly as "community antipation" i think silksong is way more likely to be announced as most anticipated game

[fleet temple]

Hey I'm just looking at the patterns

[rare oracle]

i wrote today by accident lmfao

[nimble radish]

no one said it won't be this year, so I 100% believe it will 😌

[formal karma]

What patterns

[modest night]

What happened 5 months ago

[formal karma]

I seem to recall that hk released two weeks after the announcement- so I'm thinking we have a month

[timber meteor]

2024 just isn't that likely, there's no indication the game is close to being finished in the first place lol

[formal karma]

No indication that it's not

[fleet temple]

How many times have we gone "oh it's gotta be close to completion" or "yeah I'm betting it's gonna be in [INSERT SUMMER EVENT]" or "I'm guessing a late this year-early next year release"
How many times have we been right?

the game was meant to be out last year yet here we are

[formal karma]

That doesn't mean that 7 months- the entire rest of the year- won't have it

[fleet temple]

call it an educated guess then

[formal karma]

Oh guys it's Jan 8th- can't be this year we've been down this road before

[fleet temple]

what's your prediction?

[formal karma]

When it's ready

[fleet temple]

the cowards answer /lh

[formal karma]

Could be June... July... October.... February

It's certainly not 2025 guaranteed just because there's nothing.... in freaking MAY

[nimble radish]

you are?