sk-discussion

[turbid grove]

There’s a chance, though my money is on summer game fest in June

Man how nice would oneshot 2 be

I wish they would make a sequel

And it would be really interesting to see how Niko interacts with us now that he’s aware

[uncut citrus]

Today we are reviewing our 425th ss-discussion quote

[turbid grove]

But I like Linux

[uncut citrus]

suggested by no other than Sarah Sun herself! 😌

[kind junco]

No idea how it would work but it would be cool

[turbid grove]

[turbid grove]

[dark wagon]

cheeks hanging out btw

butt booty naked

[turbid grove]

What cheeks

[dark wagon]

[cyan forum]

https://tenor.com/view/peanutter-peanut-angels-egg-egg-peanut-angels-egg-gif-27336325

[high hedge]

Why bees again

Have jackhammer ants

[dusk quail]

I want a bug that basically serves as doretta from DRG

Mmm I sure do hope that they don't add an aspid that has the kinetic energy output that rivals a rail cannon!

Also we should just assume that HK and DRG are the same universe

Taller

Also why do the glyphids seem like they have a queen just like ants but we never get to beat her up

[surreal dove]

I've got the Release Date

[dusk quail]

The FBI are already at your door

[surreal dove]

Oh no

[surreal dove]

Anyways I'm going to beat p3

[dusk quail]

Ohhhhhhh

[opaque sigil]

Scraped off the pickaxes duh

[surreal dove]

Why is the FBI at my Door?

[brittle garnet]

the glyphid queen is already dead at the time the game takes place

[dusk quail]

Instead of just leaving them there to wreck havoc on the mining operations, they should just take the queens and then kill their children for it

[dusk quail]

So then why don't they run out

[brittle garnet]

there are a lot of them

[dusk quail]

By now they should have become dead'd

[exotic geyser]

omg thanks ching..

[dusk quail]

The game is like 4 years old noe

[brittle garnet]

and it also seems like the queen might not be required for them to reproduce

[opaque sigil]

I’d imagine not given how many spawn there are around

[brittle garnet]

also the theory goes that dreadnoughts turn into a queen or something if they are allowed to metamorphose

[opaque sigil]

Seems plausible

I do wonder what kinda shit is gonna be in rogue core

[brittle garnet]

tomorrow is DRG dev stream that reveals season 5 content and rogue core news

[dusk quail]

Also they have different classes just like real lifr ants, swarmers (probably children), grunts, praetorians, and dreadnoughts

[opaque sigil]

Wait really

Damn am I out of the loop

[brittle garnet]

yea

yeah rogue core is gonna be an instabuy for me i think

[opaque sigil]

They certainly all could, even twins could both become queens

Rogue core looks wild and that’s from like half a dozen screenshots

[atomic sparrow]

Silksong not coming before June 2024 gang 🤚

[brittle garnet]

that's like not even 2 months away

[stoic sigil]

Definitely

THE Primal Aspid 23?!!?

[lament coyote]

WHY HORNET IS 8

[fiery burrow]

Hornet is the equivalent of centuries years old in the HK universe

[patent forum]

we don't know how old she is actually lol

older than elderbug at least

cause elderbug is like the youngest character

[marsh ibex]

pokemon sucks

[fiery burrow]

She's been around since around the vessel project

[marsh ibex]

why is it I wipe to first gym leader first attempt

[patent forum]

which we do not know how long ago was

[marsh ibex]

and then I sweep with sewaddle second attempt

[junior slate]

Um, idk if this is real or not. Did Team Cherry respond to this on Twitter?

[fiery burrow]

An incredibly long time ago

[marsh ibex]

no deaths?

this sum bullshot

[fiery burrow]

Hence "Equivalent of centuries"

[patent forum]

how long is incredibly long

we're not like given any measurment of time

[marsh ibex]

We don’t know stop asking

[patent forum]

true?? that's what I am saying

[fiery burrow]

Its described in terms of ages and generations

[stoic sigil]

[fiery burrow]

So uh, very very long

[marsh ibex]

You know you can look

[patent forum]

I feel like it could be just a few years or even less lol

[marsh ibex]

right

[junior slate]

I did look and didn’t see it

Perhaps it’s fake

[marsh ibex]

Then you have your answer

[patent forum]

hence the "like"

y'know it's actually uh baby aspid casue they get born as you're playing the game

[marsh ibex]

I don’t know why that would be the case

you don’t get generations within the span of a few years

[patent forum]

eh

[stoic sigil]

That's a fake tweet I made, carry on

[junior slate]

Damn

[patent forum]

prolly is

[fiery burrow]

Its considered to be very very long ago who cares what the actual years are

[patent forum]

cause he was most likely Monomon's assistant

before she was a dreamer

[patent forum]

true perhaps

do we ?

[native shore]

i am back years later has there been any news on silksong?

[patent forum]

he could've made the deal with herrah before having the vessels

there was some time between Hornet's birth and herrah becoming a dreamer

[native shore]

LIKE DEADASS?!

[patent forum]

as Hornet has spent some time with her

he was probbaly rather sure he'd get a good vessel

he has foresight, as a Wyrm

implying some time

[fiery burrow]

what makes you say that

[native shore]

https://tenor.com/view/depression-sad-funny-gif-22460814

[patent forum]

how do I turn it off agiain

[native shore]

real

[fiery burrow]

Professional help

No?

He didn't make the plan after creating the vessel

[patent forum]

feeling pk man

[shell yacht]

she doesnt

[patent forum]

implied when

no but like when did she imply that ?

give me the dialog

[fiery burrow]

Yeah so

[patent forum]

really cool of you

why did you do that

[fiery burrow]

Could've had her agree prior

Please do not argue in bad faith thats quite rude and I can't imagine doing such a thing :felspk

felspk

[patent forum]

you are annoying

[ripe cliff]

Prior to the conception of the vessels?

[fiery burrow]

Yeah

[shell yacht]

they were all roughly brought to life around the same time, if anything its implied hornets lightly older by the 'to little time together' bit, impkying herra had some time raising her kid
unless im high and that line diesnt exist

[fiery burrow]

Inspect element goes crazy these days

[patent forum]

yeah she did mention some time with her mom

[shell yacht]

but whos older isnt really important anyway

[patent forum]

true ?

[shell yacht]

holy fuck those typos

it proves herra spent time with her kid, and since THK was magicalky raised and tossed in a dumb baby prison, its ""childhood"" couldve been really short, so herra gets a kid and thk is trained, bam sealem both up, makes most sense

[ripe cliff]

I'd just take into consideration that even after the vessels were born, it would've taken time to prepare the chosen vessel for sealing.
My logic is that step 1 would be creating the vessel, and step 2 would be worrying about sealing it; which is where hornet's birth would come in

[patent forum]

I totally forgot about the hollow knight being "raised" lol

[ripe cliff]

We can't really infer how long the raising and training process took because we don't know the method

[high hedge]

Pale king doesnt seem like a good father to get attached to

[fiery burrow]

Well yes he wasn't intending to be a good father

[shell yacht]

nah 3 dreamers first, and since herra wanted a kid first mightaswell give her one while growing vessels

[fiery burrow]

But well, kids get attached to bad parents anyways

and I'm sure THK recognized PK as a good person

[shell yacht]

you realize theres not one intelligent thought in matpats video right

not even close

[fiery burrow]

I'm going to post on r/GameTheorists asking them to cover the Wavy Horns girl theory. Hopefully the new host is cooler than MatPat

[shell yacht]

ill ban you

[fiery burrow]

Didn't know you moderated that subreddit

[shell yacht]

ew no i dont use reddit

bc your comment brings up matpats video, pretty unrelated topic, and emphasises an entirely diferent point than his video or our conversation

pk being a doting father doesnt matter to growth or matpats horribly wrong video

[fiery burrow]

Its probably attached to both

path of pain and all

[shell yacht]

it doesnt matter what matpat said past the 44 second mark tho, nothing he said was even remotely on base

[wheat sail]

Based

[fiery burrow]

False dilemmas are necessary because the alternative is admitting Broken Vessel is a boy

[ripe cliff]

Im realizing now that BV = girl has become been so integrated into my mind that hearing this sounds wrong. You've truly won

[olive bobcat]

Is this about Hornet void again

Male

Well look at him

That is a dude

[coarse leaf]

:]

[olive bobcat]

Boyboy

[shell yacht]

its a theory based on parents passing genetic traits, specifically, fork like heads being males like PK and curvy horns being female bc WL
with hornet remembling her mother imo it also shows the female headshape is the dominant gene

well yeah, but theyre all voided, and dead, so this is already like 3 times removed

could be a girl body,with enby void, but by this point its just genetics talk

[cunning geode]

i have enby void

[wheat sail]

Best aVoid it

[manic abyss]

true...

[shell yacht]

maybe im using the wrong genetics word, but by dominant i meant its most prominant, esp for herras dna to overide pks in hornets headshape even tho shes kindof a fork head anyway

[manic abyss]

but I'm the one who thought Moss Prophet was a guy so...

[ripe cliff]

We dont even know if the wavy horns are a feminine trait, rather than just a characteristic of WL's species
Looking more like your mother than father doesn't inherently mean you'll be female

[manic abyss]

Hornet doesn't have a fork head she has a prong head

[shell yacht]

i dont think prophet has a confirmed gender

[manic abyss]

then why tf did I once get insulted in #hk-lore for saying that

[shell yacht]

bc assuming gender is wrong and lore is very detail oriented

[manic abyss]

okay but like... I don't think getting called stupid and dumb was a very justified response

[fiery burrow]

They aren't genderless

[fiery burrow]

There is no reason to think that, White Lady hasn't asked each and every vessel their gender she goes off of assumptions about them

-_-

[manic abyss]

Also I've realized that most of the lore in hk isn't really confirmed to the fullest extent by TC
like so much stuff we consider as what they're supposed to be in lore are in fact not confirmed

[fiery burrow]

"gender specific organs"

wha

[manic abyss]

Star you okay?

Did your brain break?

[fiery burrow]

Maybe

Gender is different from sex which is a distinction youve already made

[stoic sigil]

Gang get your #hk-lore out of our #sk-discussion

[fiery burrow]

?tag info offtopic

[white sail]

#sk-discussion is allowed to be off topic due to the game not being out yet, and the amount of times that topics have been exhausted for it. However, if you have a topic that you'd like to discuss, say it and the channel should follow suit.

[normal latch]

hi Garig

[manic abyss]

Maybe they do
Maybe PK just shoved a bunch of void in an egg mold or smth and put some rocks in there and chucked the eggs into the Abyss while the White Lady watched

Yeah and maybe those eggs were hand-made we don't know if they weren't

[brittle garnet]

i mean to have a gender you kinda need to have an identity and vessels are kinda designed to not have that

[ripe cliff]

What do you mean handmade

[manic abyss]

He willed them into existence or smth

[ripe cliff]

On what basis did you establish he can do that

[grand ferry]

@wheat sail playing from north korea

[manic abyss]

On the basis that we don't know if he can't

Okay but like

I refuse your data
It makes too much sense

[ripe cliff]

A. Thats not how burden of proof works

B. The vessels are explicitly the product of WL and PK's union

[fiery burrow]

"designed"

PK chucked some babies into the abyss and presumed they wouldn't form an identity

[brittle garnet]

well there's the whole thing about being hollowed out and puppeted around by sentient(?) black goop

[fiery burrow]

Thats not all they are

If they were raw void they would be dormant until someone walks near them

[rich nexus]

keep coping we wont hear anything about ss in the 29th

[manic abyss]

also doesn't that mean that PK is kinda stupid? if a Vessel was actually hollow like the PK waned, wouldn't it not even be able to move?

[olive bobcat]

Male

[manic abyss]

if it doesn't have a will then how can it move?

[brittle garnet]

it's probably not literal

[manic abyss]

FUCKIN.
TRUE.

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/undeadunluck-andy-fuuko-who-asked-anime-meme-gif-12016924623801987988

[fiery burrow]

If it was literal he wouldn't bring up the ability to vocalize

[rich nexus]

ban me

[ripe cliff]

Can't wait!

[brittle garnet]

this is true, but we can't say for sure they have a mind similar to a person

[rich nexus]

i didnt get banned inna while

[shell yacht]

stars alt

[rich nexus]

whos that

[wheat sail]

Kim Jong un is pretty good

[grand ferry]

true

[manic abyss]

exactly so with that being said PK is a dumbass who speaks in hypitheticals meaning no wonder his kingdom died

[fiery burrow]

They do a lot of normal people stuff

[hollow terrace]

I always hc since that a real pure vessel needs all the criteria’s required, all the failed vessels have a personality/identity/mind/will/voice to a extent

[wheat sail]

Yes it is ☹️

[fiery burrow]

Like TK can just exist in Hallownest with no problem

[manic abyss]

Well whatever the case

[fiery burrow]

Buy stuff, hang out with people, give gifts to traitors

[opaque sigil]

also shit like vh and dreamgate wouldn't work if it didn't have a mind

[manic abyss]

at least we can all agree that Zote is the true pure Vessel and that he is the Shade Lord

my theory is 100% correct and can not be disproven

[wheat sail]

Maybe your good then

[shell yacht]

this is funny bc ik youre throwing shade at an npc but traitors daughter is the main quest

[fiery burrow]

Unfortunately his time as the blackwyrm was cut short because the five knights cheated by bringing PK onto the battle field, permanently weakening Zote

[manic abyss]

TRUE

All facts yep

[fiery burrow]

Well she wasn't the traitor was she

[grand ferry]

es im

[manic abyss]

He was the Blackwyrk because when he was a Wyrm he accidentally found an exposed pool of Void and drank it thinking it was water

[fiery burrow]

She's so cool the regular mantes even dedicated a grave to her

[brittle garnet]

i think White Lady probably doesn't know the difference between sex and gender tbh

[fiery burrow]

Wyrms reincarnate in eggs, what if they do that in the abyss so they get hollowed out like the vessels

[manic abyss]

Do you think any bug would?

[shell yacht]

she cant even tell the shit coated great knight isnt in the room

[brittle garnet]

who knows

[manic abyss]

She's a spider I don't think she knows what trans is

[fiery burrow]

People who believe they are blind don't understand sex and gender are different

[ripe cliff]

She smells him so it isn't weird for her to assume his presence

[opaque sigil]

hallownest doesn't necessarily really have a concept of gender, especially since there don't really seem to be strong norms conveyed

it's a social construct, if society doesn't construct it it's not really there

[shell yacht]

just let me make fun of WL dammit

[manic abyss]

Also because PK married a literal tree so I don't think Hallownest had rules to that stuff

[shell yacht]

a root*

[fiery burrow]

Norms could be different from ours

[wheat sail]

Myes

[ripe cliff]

I mean I can't really think of any obvious display of gender roles within hallownest

[manic abyss]

They're Bugs
Of course the norms would be different

[opaque sigil]

Or their concept of gender is just sex

Nothing about behavior or identity

[manic abyss]

Well I'm getting bored so I'm gonna go eat some stuff

[opaque sigil]

or more likely tc kind of did an oopsie and conflated them

[fiery burrow]

Or White Lady is just wrong

[ripe cliff]

But if that's the case, what makes hornet the gendered child if it has nothing to do with identity? The vessels are considered genderless by WL because of their presumed lack of identity, not biological sex

[fiery burrow]

Vessels could plausibly have a sex yeah

[ripe cliff]

Meant to reply to this

[opaque sigil]

wl could be presuming that because of lack of biological sex

[ripe cliff]

Why would vessels lack a biological sex, considering how they were made?

[fiery burrow]

Its possible they didn't develop it yet

[ripe cliff]

I see

[opaque sigil]

they're also fundamentally abiological

[fiery burrow]

but the idea that void is mimicking their sex is pretty funny

[opaque sigil]

even if the shells had some sex characteristics that wouldn't necessarily make the vessels that

[shell yacht]

actually we all start off as an asshole

[ripe cliff]

Good talk everybody

[fiery burrow]

I never got to refer to BV with She/Her

This was a TERRIBLE talk

[cunning geode]

vertebrates do, but arthropods start off development with the mouth!

buggy

[shell yacht]

wow TIL

[cunning geode]

of course, it’s only a video game

as are most video games

[wide quartz]

im having real trouble with the second boss of sifu

[cunning geode]

time passes by

and i still feel not a thing

[fiery burrow]

E10+ game doesn't go into the details as to how two magical gods reproduced, shocker

[cunning geode]

Loki and that one horse…

[fiery burrow]

their anatomy pertaining to reproduction

There's a point where its just unnecessary

[cunning geode]

WE MUST KNOW

[fiery burrow]

George R. R. Martin type writing

[cunning geode]

how about Frank Herbert

“i’m sorry Hornet but i don’t feel the same”

(stab)

don’t delete that, own it

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-plankton-gif-14118231

[cunning geode]

shame

[wheat sail]

I cannot speak

[wide quartz]

why is this boss so tough omg

[ashen tangle]

did it release yet

[fiery burrow]

Not yet

[ashen tangle]

[fiery burrow]

You'll get a ping in #hk-announcements when it releases

[ashen tangle]

i haven't played hk in 4 months that shit's boring at this point

[full rune]

bro doesn't know how to check for game releases lmao

[fiery burrow]

Perhaps consider playing other games

[ashen tangle]

i

AM

I just used to be a Hk fanatic feels wrong not to play it but i can't

since it got so boring

[full rune]

where are you playing these other games

[quartz cave]

Do the extremely simple action of checking #hk-announcements
Or
Be annoying and ask in ss discussion even though you know the answer

[fiery burrow]

Me with Rain World 😔

Any Slime Rancher 2 news

[ashen tangle]

Ultrakill , roblox , imma build my pc soon will prob start a mc server with friends , rocket league stuff like dat

[full rune]

how did you download them

[ashen tangle]

I had a slime rancher world a long time ago it was so cool and then i just suddenly lost them

[fiery burrow]

[ashen tangle]

beg friend for game , click download , C/file , play

[fiery burrow]

Thats like what Zal does to this server

[full rune]

that would definitely explain not knowing how to use the internet to search for things

[ashen tangle]

i dont even have enough money if ss releases i only got 12 euros

[wheat sail]

Before the internet you'd have to look in Nintendo power

[ashen tangle]

i asked just to say i'm not completely inactive in this whole hk thing

[fiery burrow]

In EA

[full rune]

that doesn't even make any sense

[ashen tangle]

fine i was a lazy ass

[fiery burrow]

Next few updates look promising though

||Slime toys, new shop, and exploring the labyrinth ||

[ashen tangle]

I like Quicksilver slimes i was so sad u cant kidnap them tho

[fiery burrow]

😔

[ashen tangle]

Quicksilver is the most badass slime

I dont know the new slimes i cant afford sr2

30 euros

can u capture the glitchy slimes in the new game i did not watch playthroughs

[fiery burrow]

My favorite slime has got to be the hunter slimes

Cute little rascals

[young breach]

tabby slime:

[ashen tangle]

The Gold one

[fiery burrow]

Tabby slimes are what I usually start farming first, they are quite cute

[opaque sigil]

the best slime is an elder oblex

[ashen tangle]

🥺

[fiery burrow]

Chickens are more annoying to get than fruits though

[ashen tangle]

Did they use to do something

like have a special behaviour

[fiery burrow]

Their body goes invisible save for their eyes

[ashen tangle]

THESE ARE SO SICK

I LOVED THESE

[wheat sail]

Yummy

[fiery burrow]

I've never even bothered farming those tbh

[ashen tangle]

this was also very nice

[fiery burrow]

Big hassle

[ashen tangle]

u had to capture them with lemons right

i haven't played sr in years

[fiery burrow]

Thats just their favorite fruit I think

[ashen tangle]

this is from sr2 but it looks cute asf

[flat remnant]

oh pacahontas is back

[fiery burrow]

Yolky slime my beloved

[ashen tangle]

is it hard to find anything from sr2 i have no idea

[fiery burrow]

There are some secrets that are well hidden and rare resources

[fiery burrow]

They should add that in a future update

With ||weather|| in SR2 and all

[ashen tangle]

QUICKSILVER IS IN SR2 ?

what is this

[fiery burrow]

DLC that adds skins to slimes iirc?

[ashen tangle]

Quicksilver and Quantum my beloved

[balmy sequoia]

What’s this about

[fiery burrow]

xbox event then, no reason to assume SS will show up there

what you should actually be paying attention to is SGF

[opaque sigil]

it's about getting people to click on an article

[wheat sail]

Cope

[cyan forum]

kirb

i miss steely clan

i miss ddp

[lament coyote]

there is a reason tho

[lament coyote]

this is too far away

how do i wait for 40+ more days

[fiery burrow]

Not a reasonable one

[wheat sail]

"hollow knight takes and doesn't give back" - Napoleon Bonaparte

[woeful matrix]

wrong silksong will never release because idk

[lament coyote]

well it's 5 more days until we know for sure

[cyan forum]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blade-runner-catling-lonely-gif-8855986365968201774

[supple widget]

SGF has literally never had Silksong news

[balmy sequoia]

😞

[fiery burrow]

There's a first for everything

[lament coyote]

tbh i just want it to be announced in spring because this spring was fucking boring as hell and summer is already stacked

[woeful matrix]

helldivers came out this spring???

uh actually your right

[lament coyote]

well maybe, i didn't play it so idk

for me the best season so far was winter

[wide quartz]

why is sifu so hard on keyboard :(

[marsh ibex]

Wait

shiny clause is a thing right

YES

SHINY MAGNEMITE IS MINE

MUAHAHAHA

[fiery burrow]

🪙 🎅 ❓

[high hedge]

Kill it anyway

[atomic sparrow]

ho ho ho ! merry christmas !

[wheat sail]

Bullsgit

[supple widget]

My reason to assume is Xbox ID twitter said "more news coming soon"

[fiery burrow]

Except that was deleted pretty quickly when people said stuff like this

"More news coming soon" is incredibly vague and is often used pretty much synonymously with stuff like "Stay tuned"

[wheat sail]

Cause leth dm'd then 'not yet'

[jade canopy]

Friendly reminder that the E3 lady in 2019 said
"The game is coming soon"

[wheat sail]

She's dead now

[jade canopy]

It’s literally the default answer to everything

[supple widget]

I mean look, it's either Monday or it's SGF or it's some other event happening soon, no reason to shit on people who want the game sooner cuz you think it will be at a different game announcement place

[opaque sigil]

or it's no event

and just making shit up and expecting people to go along with it to be nice is unreasonable

[wheat sail]

People acting silksong will be a phenomenon and only the president of the United States can announce it

[opaque sigil]

it's a discussion channel if you don't want people to disagree don't post it here

[fiery burrow]

I dont think I was even unnecessarily harsh on anyone who said that

[supple widget]

Mm

Guess you're right

Sorry for the random aggression

[fiery burrow]

You weren't really aggressive either

[jade canopy]

Hold up
Someone being nice about it ? That’s possible ?!

Most sane #sk-discussion of the decade

[fiery burrow]

I come here to be mean actually

[hollow terrace]

I drew

Pretty faces

[supple widget]

Oo art

Show us

[hollow terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-staring-cat-stare-stop-staring-at-me-please-gif-9315292369693569596

[supple widget]

Beautiful

[glacial wren]

silksong gaming

[supple widget]

It's real

[open narwhal]

Gmcb

[toxic lily]

https://fxtwitter.com/SYACVG/status/1783146853350989870

[ripe cliff]

If Joe Biden announces silksong, he just might have my vote

just kidding I'm canadian

[toxic lily]

It's not that far

[fiery burrow]

Unfortunately. Team Cherry has already announced Silksong. This is why I am voting for Trump

Ew

[ripe cliff]

[glacial wren]

Joe Biden reportedly finished Hollow Knight: Silksong "a few times," states "it's playable, I'm not kidding around!"

[fiery burrow]

Silksong is a game that can be defined in one word

[stoic sigil]

Hey gang

How's the Silksonging

[fiery burrow]

Hop on ice cream tierlists

[fallen blaze]

💀

[stoic sigil]

Never cook again.

[glacial wren]

mint chocolate chip goes higher

[fiery burrow]

Biweekly but thats a very weird thing to ask. Therapy isn't a bad thing

[ripe cliff]

Banana is S tier imo

[fallen blaze]

I got a glock in

[stoic sigil]

Mods, send him to HKM

[fallen blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-looking-at-phone-chat-bubble-text-bubble-monkey-phone-gif-26891785

[fiery burrow]

Banana sounds good I should try getting it

Doubt it can top pistachio though 😔

[fallen blaze]

Cotton candy is the best ice cream

[glacial wren]

but if i go to therapy how will people believe that I'm capable of beating pantheon 5

[fallen blaze]

Do sigmas attend therapy

[exotic geyser]

coffee icecream 😋

so empowering

[fallen blaze]

Duh

[fiery burrow]

I've been getting it at the peak conditions apparently

[exotic geyser]

it's a weird flavour but i like it

[jade canopy]

Im confused by what the hell rainbow ice cream is though

[fallen blaze]

Weird that coffee flavoured things are good but coffee itself is trash water

[glacial wren]

metropolitan ice cream was probably invented by Satan

[jade canopy]

Is it gay ice cream

[fiery burrow]

I don't even know whats in it

[ripe cliff]

Carcinogens methinks

[fiery burrow]

Sorry for the ping for like the fourth time

[exotic geyser]

we will all pass away one day

[fallen blaze]

What is carcinogens

[glacial wren]

rainbow ice cream must have had drugs in it before being commercialized

[fiery burrow]

Coffee ice cream tastes funny but not funny enough for me to like it

[fallen blaze]

Cancer

[jade canopy]

At least you notice, i get the satisfaction of knowing you feel bad about it

[ripe cliff]

Don't worry, your childhood vitamin gummies will kick in

[fallen blaze]

Cookie dough is peak

[fiery burrow]

Sadist wtf

[exotic geyser]

stuff that elevates your risk of cancer

[fallen blaze]

Dang

[ripe cliff]

Wait do people care about getting pinged? Sometimes i forget to turn it off

[fallen blaze]

Have yall had bahama bucks

[jade canopy]

No it’s just that like, if people don’t notice then I really just get pinged, nothing in exchange
You noticed, so sure I get pinged, but you also feel bad

[glacial wren]

woah speedrunner alert

[fiery burrow]

Yeah I get you I was just joking

[brisk bolt]

I'm not believing till I see Silksong in my library.

[opaque sigil]

and that's... better?

[fallen blaze]

Ping me if u wanna lower life expectancy

[ripe cliff]

If I'm replying to something that's old I don't ping, but if it's an ongoing discussion I tend to leave it on

[fiery burrow]

Depends on the situation for me tbh

[opaque sigil]

just leave it on when it's useful to have the ping and turn it off otherwise

[fallen blaze]

No ping is for cowards and babies

[nimble radish]

it's reflexively off for me now

I have to think about it to turn it back on

[ripe cliff]

Wish it could be off by default

[fallen blaze]

D

[opaque sigil]

but then there are the awkward moments where you turn it off then send and realize "oh wait that should've had the ping on" so you then have to do the ping of shame in a separate message 😔

[glacial wren]

i will ping you all

slowly, eventually

[brisk bolt]

@every-

[jade canopy]

…
Well at least they ping less afterwards
I didn’t think this through

[fiery burrow]

Silksong should have more chase sequences

[fallen blaze]

Mixed in with QTEs

[brisk bolt]

WDym chase sequences?

[opaque sigil]

than hk? if so we're already there

[fallen blaze]

Being chased by lace kiss

[brisk bolt]

Did HK even have chase sequences?

[ripe cliff]

Bitterbug my beloved

[fallen blaze]

Guaranteed fail

[fiery burrow]

[glacial wren]

so hollow knight did rip off ori

[fiery burrow]

Horror chase sequence

[wheat sail]

Good morning USA

[fiery burrow]

[jade canopy]

I wonder how chase sequences will work in silksong to be honest
Because with the way that hazard respawn works in hollow knight, a chase sequence is gonna be clunky
Like actual genuine question, how are they gonna make it work ? Is the lava gonna stop raising when you get hit ? is it gonna go back down ?

[glacial wren]

floating red heart fired at hornet in the form of an air smooch

[fiery burrow]

Please spoiler tag waffles thanks

Maybe don't post them at all because of rule 4 actually

[fallen blaze]

The pancakes makes it based

[ripe cliff]

It's waffles and pancakes on the same plate. Cursed

[nimble radish]

which element of rule 4 do they fulfil

[ripe cliff]

It's controversial and violent

[fiery burrow]

She'll bounce back up yelling "MAMA MIA" or "YOUCHYOUCHYOUCH" like Mario

[fallen blaze]

Terrifying mario scream agonizing

[glacial wren]

waffles always triggered me after ... the incident

[opaque sigil]

the usual approach to this sort of thing would be rewinding on hazard respawn

I imagine it'll be that

[fallen blaze]

Silksong should be like celeste

[opaque sigil]

it might seem jarring but if you think about it it's not really any more jarring than a hazard respawn already is, since that's what it always effectively is

[fiery burrow]

Imagine if the void climb worked like that

[ripe cliff]

Still might be clunky like how falling into the void sea feels during Rad climb

[glacial wren]

maybe it'll be like that part in the colosseum where if you fall in the spikes a temporary platform appears

[jade canopy]

I do hope their aren’t that much, I really don’t want many one way doors, locked areas and stuff

[fiery burrow]

TC should make it so you can accidentally get stunlocked and repeatedly hit in the lava climb to pay homage to Godmaster

[opaque sigil]

that wouldn't work in a rising lava scenario

[fiery burrow]

Cast Off Shell

[opaque sigil]

I imagine they would be used as the 'ok now get out' sequence after getting a new ability that effectively acts as a tutorial

[glacial wren]

yes it would

[fiery burrow]

So Ori

[ripe cliff]

Just throwing it out there and I completely understand of you hate it: what if a few hazards such as rising lava are instadeath

[opaque sigil]

boooooo

[glacial wren]

hmmmm

[fiery burrow]

Falling into it fades you out of the room like a dream

[opaque sigil]

would make those sequences really annoying to mess up on and unduly nasty due to actual penalties for dying

[shell yacht]

restart entirely the best option

[ripe cliff]

Oh right I forgot hornet can't recollect rosaries upon death. That would be annoying

[nimble radish]

restart the entire save

[shell yacht]

not joking btw,clunky hazard respawns in a xhase seqyence suckso bad

[opaque sigil]

she probably can but it would still be a pain

[barren sequoia]

Deaths probably a restart at bench but I imagine touching the hazard would just restart from the beginning?

[fiery burrow]

And your PC for good measure

[ripe cliff]

Iirc only if they're on a bead

[opaque sigil]

nah

currency collection not being implemented in the demo in no way means it won't be in the full game

[fiery burrow]

If it was only on a bead it would suck

[opaque sigil]

hazard respawns in timed sequences rewinding the timer back to match where it should be at a given checkpoint is a very normal thing to do

[barren sequoia]

I imagine hornet will get the ability to string her own rosaries at some point

Would be awful if you have to visit a village every time

[glacial wren]

I'm sure team hollow knight wouldn't do anything to hamper exploration

[ripe cliff]

I would honestly prefer if the sequence restarted in some way or another myself, rather than the awkward hazard respawn

[barren sequoia]

Also it just wouldn't make sense if she couldn't honestly

[opaque sigil]

the hazard respawn functionally would be restarting it

[fiery burrow]

What if they just removed chase sequences

Like the backdash

[jade canopy]

Ahh, an honest to goodness silksong discussion
It’s funny, you would think that after like 3+ years of talking about ss I would be completely bored with it
But sometime when a good discussion like this happens it gets me dreaming about the game…
Ahh
It’s gonna be so good

[barren sequoia]

Why would a spider who produces her own silk just not string her own beads?

[ripe cliff]

I mean not really if it's anything like how Rad climb works

[opaque sigil]

why would it be like rad climb nobody's been saying anything like rad climb

[shell yacht]

wait i just thought of a funnier option, you bonce off of it but your ass is singed and smoking, like in Spyro

[nimble radish]

hey want some money I keep it on this string I pulled out my... I got some money

[barren sequoia]

I thought that as well but I think blackscreen is most fitting for hk

[ripe cliff]

Is that not what you mean by hazard respawn? Reappearing back on the closest platform to where you fell

[sly scaffold]

Is there a real chance that the xbox event might announce silksong release date? Or nah

[barren sequoia]

Its not 0

[nimble radish]

garunteed

[wide quartz]

i beat the second boss and my game immeadiately crashed

[fiery burrow]

There's no reason to assume its showing up

[glacial wren]

implying that hornet isn't secretly kinda silly

[opaque sigil]

no it would be to set checkpoints like how hazard respawns in platforming sequences always function

[glacial wren]

yes. get ready

[wheat sail]

My body is ready

[jade canopy]

Every event may be the last
Starting from now until infinity
The chances are never 0 not ever guaranteed

[barren sequoia]

I would assume it might be dependent on length of the section as well

[opaque sigil]

the rising lava section doesn't look like it'll have platforms anyways, seems like a grapple tutorial

[sly scaffold]

If its announced, I will actually eat a brick

[barren sequoia]

Some might not have checkpoints while others have 1 or 2

[jade canopy]

(Statistically given a uniform distribution between events the odds are 0 since there is an infinite amount of events but shhh)

[ripe cliff]

It depends on the length of the sequence, and chase sequences are usually short so I don't think checkpoints are necessary for thoae

[opaque sigil]

one at the start

[nimble radish]

we can assume silksong will be out within the lifespan of a human being

[opaque sigil]

maybe one in the middle

[ripe cliff]

If you fail, restart yeah

[glacial wren]

if it's announced I'll find a spider and feed it something

[nimble radish]

unless team cherry plan to pass the project on to their descendants

[fiery burrow]

Man lava sucks I don't think I actually want lava in HK

just feels wrong

[opaque sigil]

skissue

[nimble radish]

if we assume the members of team cherry were born the day the silksong announcment occured

[fiery burrow]

Its too bright

[nimble radish]

that gives us a solid 80-90 year window, after which the chance of news is zero

[barren sequoia]

I think lava makes more sense than giant acidic pools

[nimble radish]

acid pools are great

[glacial wren]

team plum

[fiery burrow]

acidic pools felt a lot more unique than lava

Monomon making lava computers would be gnarly though

[nimble radish]

we have a patent on lava

we could sue any volcano we want

[opaque sigil]

eh dd vibe slaps

[glacial wren]

lava is awesome though

[silver oak]

Any silkers in course

whatever man

[opaque sigil]

I get the skepticism in principle but we've seen it in implementation and it looks great

[fiery burrow]

Well the lava dripping down like this is awesome (fake)

Guess its how its used that matters, I don't really like the more open lava spaces though

[glacial wren]

fake screenshot

[ripe cliff]

Bait used to be believable

[jade canopy]

Also industrial lava places is much cooler than like volcano, volcano is boring

[glacial wren]

it's all fake until the game releases

[jade canopy]

I want iron keep in silksong

[fiery burrow]

Sorry forgot to label

[glacial wren]

wait is that real

[silver oak]

I do like fob aesthetic more than DD, but DD feels more unique compared to the HK designs

[glacial wren]

i honestly don't know

[opaque sigil]

Do you dislike the golem arena

[fiery burrow]

Goron mines is my least favorite TP dungeon

[silver oak]

Pretty sure that’s real

[glacial wren]

the silk delusions are getting too real

[fiery burrow]

Its from the xbox trailer

[fiery burrow]

The skeletons are pretty cool, wish it was a bit darker though

The embers and glow are a lot

[jade canopy]

Silksong but all the areas are lit like deep rock galactic caves

[glacial wren]

if hornet respawns after falling in lava covered in soot i will buy the game 5 times

[ripe cliff]

On the other hand the coral forest is really creative
however I doubt it will be especially expansive, likely just a fog canyon equivalent

[opaque sigil]

ie not at fucking all

[opaque sigil]

Idk it seems to have a good amount going on

[fiery burrow]

Deviator did the whole canyon thing first

is the bay a seperate area or a subarea I forgot

[glacial wren]

i think every area will be small given the fact that this is only a dlc

[fiery burrow]

$70 dollar DLC

[nimble radish]

should charge double that

[ripe cliff]

So far we've seen the coral king fight, and what looks like an ambush from the steel assassins

[rustic ore]

bait used to be believable

[nimble radish]

• If posting fake/illegitimate information or screenshots, you must mention that it's fake/an edit.

I love doing that

[fiery burrow]

Fog Canyon didn't have anything as near as cool as that

[opaque sigil]

there's also the edge one, but the point is also that those three being as visually distinct from each other as they are suggests some amount of scale

[ripe cliff]

Shrue..

[stoic sigil]

Most Obvious bait of the century

[barren sequoia]

Coral forest is my favorite area shown so far

[jade canopy]

Usually you are supposed to say it when you post it though, not when you get caught (obv you meant it as a joke but still)

[fiery burrow]

What if its a brilliantly made edit of a tweet where Leth details Team Cherry's plans to move forward after the Unity Fiasco of 2023

[ripe cliff]

Though coral king does look like a mid fight

[barren sequoia]

Looks awesome

[opaque sigil]

tc tends to have similar looking rooms clumped together (shocking) so there being a bunch of different looking parts of an area suggests it might be on the bigger side at least compared to fog canyon

[hollow terrace]

Greymoor peak area if we get a “HOLY SHIT THE CITIZENS ARE TURNING INTO FISH BUGS”

[fiery burrow]

Greymoor is peak

They should add more rain though

Right below it is the bay area

[hollow terrace]

And slugcats

[wheat sail]

Wtf is a slug cat

[ripe cliff]

Random question: who coined Ass Jim?

[jade canopy]

Can’t wait for hornet to walk up to an npc and say
You sir, are a fish

[wheat sail]

Sounds like a fearless fox kinda thing

[fiery burrow]

"Who coined Vurse's name"
His parents? Duh?

[ripe cliff]

Makes sense, thanks for clearing that up

[glacial wren]

i want crabs to be canon to hk lore

that's all

[fiery burrow]

I think it was a doc giving nicknames to all the enemies or something

[ripe cliff]

Oh lmao

[stoic sigil]

Fake tweets are where the bait is

[fiery burrow]

"What is this? What is a fish doing in my fantasy bug adventure?!"

[ripe cliff]

All this bait turned silksong into a fishing game

[jade canopy]

You haven’t seen the fish on the latest Xbox trailer ?

[obsidian ledge]

5 days

[fiery burrow]

She's clearly never seen the metadata leaks showcasing "Coral-gorge-fishies"

[glacial wren]

exceptional baiting, maybe, but you'll need some master tackle

[obsidian ledge]

its must be at IDxbox

[glacial wren]

it is

[stoic sigil]

There will be no Silksong at the showcase

[obsidian ledge]

there will

[silver oak]

Hornet introduces herself to everyone by stating her name and then the species of bug the NPC is

[jade canopy]

Anyway enough tomfoolery, and don’t do something stupid until tomorrow
No one starts a new cult or something, we’ve had enough already

[obsidian ledge]

they commented "more news comming soon!"

and then they announce a showcase

[silver oak]

“Hello. I am Hornet. You are a beetle.”

[fiery burrow]

"I am Hornet, you are a weird bug with eyelids. Whats this you're building, a sign of some sort?"

[obsidian ledge]

this is the one guys

no bait

just skong

[stoic sigil]

If there's Silksong I'm going to apply to GameRant

[jade canopy]

At least it’s good to have some fools

[obsidian ledge]

im not a fool

[wheat sail]

Hello necro

[obsidian ledge]

im a prophet of silksong and i know that it will be at IDXbox

april 29th

[hollow terrace]

The last guy said too

[obsidian ledge]

idk

[cyan forum]

what was pinned

[obsidian ledge]

but realsease date will be in 5 days

[rustic ore]

check pins, you'll see

[silver oak]

Damn it already got unpinned

[cyan forum]

oh that guy

[stoic sigil]

YEAH, PIN IT, I AINT AFRAID

[silver oak]

Fun police

[cyan forum]

oh so young and innocent

[warped rock]

blackwyrm foresight

[obsidian ledge]

im not saying the release date just when we will know the release date

get your hopes up

[modest rain]

I dont think i could ever create such a aesthetically unique and simple idea as Bug world, underground

[obsidian ledge]

no hopium needed

[stoic sigil]

Silksong delay Trailer on April 29th

[obsidian ledge]

nah but we have evidence this time

[modest rain]

wait what

[fiery burrow]

Not with that attitude

[warped rock]

i wanna bet that silksong releases this summer

[obsidian ledge]

look

[modest rain]

if u got ideas

[hollow terrace]

They deleted the comment

[obsidian ledge]

its real

[stoic sigil]

They deleted that for a reason

[fiery burrow]

.

[obsidian ledge]

cuz they dont wanna spoil it

what will you guys do when it releases?

[hollow terrace]

Or the fact that it’s deleted confirms it’s not gonna be there

[stoic sigil]

How about this. If there's a Silksong trailer, I will buy you Silksong. If there isn't, you'll buy me Silksong.

[barren sequoia]

All I'm saying is that was leths hitman era

[glacial wren]

YO M

[wheat sail]

Leth assassinated the YouTube comment

The pfp change is to mock us in our face

[glacial wren]

they also sent it for a reason

[obsidian ledge]

how about if there is silksong we both scream and buy it at the same time and if there isnt we cry and wait another 5 years

but we wont have to wait

cuz the release date will be there

april 29th

[coarse leaf]

Play it, maybe

[stoic sigil]

Llllaaaammmeeee. My idea has chest hair.

[rustic ore]

-The guy fron Futurama

[barren sequoia]

Its a shame that team cherries live servers for silksong will go down instantly upon release

[obsidian ledge]

wdym servers

[barren sequoia]

You didnt hear?

[obsidian ledge]

its not gonna be online lol

[barren sequoia]

Silksong is a live service game

Shop and all

[stoic sigil]

Silk as a service

[rustic ore]

isn't silk as a service just balenciaga

[rustic ore]

Gokesong

[wheat sail]

SaaS

[rustic ore]

guys i made more banana bread

[obsidian ledge]

WOKEsong

[olive bobcat]

Damn TC, making our games goke

[wheat sail]

Goku

[obsidian ledge]

real

[glacial wren]

goke sounds like a nasty avocado based skin cream

[olive bobcat]

Bugillions

[obsidian ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/glopnar-cat-awesome-augustus-gloop-akron-gif-23218036

[olive bobcat]

3 weeks

[glacial wren]

hollow knight fans made it woke what's next the blacksmith is suddenly gay

[opaque sigil]

not even close

[obsidian ledge]

whos gonna tell him

[olive bobcat]

One for each member of the team

[barren sequoia]

2014-2017 wasnt it?

[opaque sigil]

it was like four years or something and it was rushed as hell

[obsidian ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[glacial wren]

hollow knight was made in one night at gunpoint i think don't quote me on this

[olive bobcat]

That's Silksong actually

[obsidian ledge]

silk song isnt rushed

[barren sequoia]

I hope silksong is split into chapters like deltarune

[obsidian ledge]

well wont be

[barren sequoia]

6 years every chapter!

[obsidian ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-walking-cat-come-cute-cat-walking-gif-17627950574263031830

[glacial wren]

silksong is made on the same engine presumably cutting dev time by a good chunk of time mmm nope 6 years minimum

[fiery burrow]

There's also post-release content

[quartz cave]

Hk released unfinished yes

[obsidian ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-eggcat-gif-25127046

i have to go to bed

[obsidian ledge]

ew

[tall hinge]

LMAOO

[barren sequoia]

A significant part of hks development was probably the design philosophy and how to actually make the game work

[quartz cave]

Last major hk update was in 2018 right

[barren sequoia]

I think silksong with its merit as a sequel would have somewhat of an easier time in that department

[fiery burrow]

Godmaster yeah

[quartz cave]

So 5 years of development that couldve realistically been more had they been able to keep working pre release

[fiery burrow]

Though that wasn't a very good update so we can stop considering GT and Godmaster

[olive bobcat]

Too bad they were POOR

[quartz cave]

They were BROKE

[opaque sigil]

whatever speculation you want to do about the comparative dev processes of hk and ss timewise is pretty much moot since they released hk when they ran out of cash, not when they wanted to

[quartz cave]

Imagine not having MONEY

[glacial wren]

broke people in australia hmmmm we should make a video game blrrr

[olive bobcat]

They're the SAME THING

[quartz cave]

Yeah and the post development was to fix and add everything that they couldnt at release

[rustic ore]

i have no money. i only have enough for one (1) copy of silksong. that is enough. food, shelter, and utilities aint shit

[quartz cave]

Because they were POOR

[quartz cave]

You should buy among us stars

[rustic ore]

ismoil i love you but never say that string of words to me again

[glacial wren]

i have enough for silksong or one really good sandwich and it's getting harder to decide which is more important

[quartz cave]

Come one bestie i swear your life will be better after you buy them

[rustic ore]

i will immediately and irreversibly become sus after playing it

[wheat sail]

Us amonging stars?

[rustic ore]

anyway im gonna play the greatest game of all time

[unborn dome]

buy less stuff so they have to release the game sooner

[rustic ore]

pong

[barren sequoia]

Team cherry should work on silksong until they run out of money again

[quartz cave]

That is YOUR fault if people suspect of you. A good among us playee never gets accused of any wrongdoing even if theyre the impostor

[glacial wren]

what did the joker say about money again

[quartz cave]

Who said this?

[barren sequoia]

Hk also made millions of dollars

It would take years for them tk blow that money

Unless of course they spend it on hookers and blow

[quartz cave]

Go to therapy

[high hedge]

May I have three dollars

[glacial wren]

team cherry popped

[high hedge]

Graig embezzled it all

[quartz cave]

i will murder you

[high hedge]

I thought you swore never to kill again

[quartz cave]

i swore to never kite again

[high hedge]

Oh my mistake

Good winds out today though

And I brought my two best kites…

Guess I’ll find someone else

[quartz cave]

is one of them among us shaped

[high hedge]

Yeah it was for you

[quartz cave]

oh hey guess what i swore to never kite again but today

did i not tell you

[dapper granite]

NO FUCKING WAY SILK SONG HAS ITS RELEASE DATE!! 🥳🪅🥳🪅

[quartz cave]

good for you

[wheat sail]

I'm lonely

[quartz cave]

hi lonely

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/angai313-spongebob-sad-spongebob-crying-gif-21679826

[glacial wren]

there are bacterias on your face keeping you company at all times

[quartz cave]

april isnt a real month?

[quartz cave]

hey kirbestie hop on among us

[wheat sail]

Don't wanna 😦

[quartz cave]

why not

[wheat sail]

I am among I

And I alone

[glacial wren]

no but really how the fuck do you make friends

[wheat sail]

You hang out with people with similar interests

[glacial wren]

hello fellow person your face is good here's my sin number

[barren sequoia]

I cant wait until the 29th man

Its either going to a shit ton of people arguing or the best day to grace this server ever

[quartz cave]

literally walk up to someone
ask if they like among us
if the answer is yes thats your new friend
if the answer is not you should probably kick them in the face and walk to someone else

[barren sequoia]

You just do

Not a single person I'm friends with remember how we met

[glacial wren]

favorite dinosaur is actually a good idea, thank you

anybody who likes the pachysaurus is cool as hell

[wheat sail]

That's the one with wings

[fiery burrow]

We did, I just got a little hungry

[glacial wren]

this goober

[remote ibex]

Pachysaurus is the one with brain damage

Due to multiple severe concussions

[wheat sail]

Wings are only good for frying

😋

[violet path]

any sigmas in ohio?

[remote ibex]

Arent t-rexes thought to be about as smart as some primates

[wheat sail]

Toast, my sigmest sigma

[glacial wren]

maybe the size of a good walnut but that doesn't mean they would be dumb

humans made up the brain to body size ratio to feel better about being the only naked apes

[remote ibex]

Theyre much larger than a wallnut

[glacial wren]

go ahead and try

[remote ibex]

Youd lose in a fight

[glacial wren]

brachiosaur would kick your ass in a leaf reaching competition

[fiery burrow]

What if I brought dual blades and went to a slope. Think the t rex could beat that

[remote ibex]

You would 100% lose if you had to do a dino SAT made by dinos in dino language

[ripe cliff]

No way dinosaur discourse

[remote ibex]

Yes

[rustic ore]

i just tabbed in to a pachycephalosaurus diagram, my afternoon has been enriched

[ripe cliff]

REAL

[fiery burrow]

you're wrong...

[glacial wren]

have fun using a dinosaur calculator, ding dong

[violet path]

i still see your sigmas in my room.. cant take back the rizz that i gave you

[remote ibex]

The numbers and symbols are dino language too

[ripe cliff]

Me when stigymoloch and dracorex are just growth stages

[remote ibex]

Blocked

The dinos would win

[violet path]

its to the point where i rizz and i mew you so and i cannot mog you so i must replace you oh..

[glacial wren]

have fun with dinosaur silksong too

[hollow terrace]

but imagine it though

dinosaurs bugs in silksong

[remote ibex]

Mossbag video is hornet a dinosaur

[formal karma]

Does the trilobite count

[glacial wren]

how many dinosaurs do you know

[remote ibex]

I bet the dinos are saying the same thing about you

[ripe cliff]

They know english but are unable to speak it because they only have a syrinx

[glacial wren]

don't say you haven't seen disney's dinosaur

[ripe cliff]

Wait a second, I just realized parrots get by

YOU LOSE

[fiery burrow]

I'm like 90% sure parrots are fictional

[ripe cliff]

The meteor snuck up on them, it wasn't a fair fight

[fiery burrow]

Must've been a big meteor

Surely there were no additional factors at play

[glacial wren]

parakeets won the fight with mr meteor

[fiery burrow]

If Dinosaurs are so good why do we make them into dinosaur shaped nuggets

[ripe cliff]

Surely..

[glacial wren]

we make so many movies about dinosaurs and not many movies about humans, so, yknow...

[ripe cliff]

Mcdonalds chicken nuggets are an abomination. molding and sculpting meat in such a manner is an insult to the natural order

[fiery burrow]

We've risen beyond natural order.

[hollow terrace]

to honor their legacy

[fiery burrow]

We're better then those savage dinosaurs

[hollow terrace]

why do we have sonic or spongebob icecream

[glacial wren]

because they're also dead

[ripe cliff]

That very sentence is in adherence to your lowest instincts, PRIDE

[fiery burrow]

But you know, you really can't blame greed
No, that's stupid
You see, it's gotta worm inside
Oh yeah, that's right
It's one that always needs to feed and it is never satisfied
You get it?

[glacial wren]

true

in a fight between spider-man and, say, a velociraptor, spider-man wins every time

it's a good thing spider-man exists

[wispy mirage]

tbh i think a stegosaurus could easily kill spider-man

[glacial wren]

shrue

have you seen a stegosaurus they would fuck spider-man's shit up

[high hedge]

The Stegosaurus is Spider-Man’s natural predator

He can only flourish because it’s extinct

[hollow terrace]

100 different dinosaurs vs….

The whole Pokemon roster….

[glacial wren]

i don't think pokemon are real though

this is a serious debate about real things

[high hedge]

Well the dinosaurs are dead though

[hollow terrace]

They’re real to me

[high hedge]

Because you aren’t real

[nimble radish]

"six foot turkey"

[celest thistle]

With a glock??

[nimble radish]

no, spider-man doesn't kill

[celest thistle]

a nerf gun oh ok

Yeah I know but it sounded funny lol

[glacial wren]

hence why a stegosaurus would totally fuck him up

[nimble radish]

spider-man has fought enemies bigger than a stegosaurus

[celest thistle]

Nah what?? Spidey totally beats the stego

[glacial wren]

fwip in the face stegosaurus gets pissed swings it's tail at spider-man he doesn't see it coming he's already dead see it wouldn't work

[celest thistle]

he fights a larger more agile lizard man on a weekly basis

[nimble radish]

spider-man, famous for not seeing things coming

[celest thistle]

Spidey sense my G

[nimble radish]

the lizard is not bigger than a stegosaurus

[glacial wren]

what about the stegosaurus sense

[nimble radish]

rhino probably hits as hard as one though

[rustic ore]

no wait yall are talking about dinosaurs

holy shit this is life

[nimble radish]

what do you mean we're talking about spider-man

[rustic ore]

rhino absolutely decimates a stegosaur tbh

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-frank-oh-my-god-i-get-it-gif-22328165

[rustic ore]

stegos had a max run speed of like 5 or 10 mph

[celest thistle]

What we should really be asking is: who beats T rex peter parker?

[rustic ore]

sure they got Ye Olde Thagomizer, but a rhino is a murderous, heavy-armored unicorn who wants smoke with literally everything

genuinely lowdiff

[rustic ore]

who beats a T-Rex that is Spiderman? nobody

[nimble radish]

spiderman has a massive advantage against dinosaurs because he can just go up really high

[glacial wren]

so now are we at spider-man vs rhino

[rustic ore]

quetzal moment

[celest thistle]

Nah I'd win

[nimble radish]

unlike his human (or human like) enemies, dinosaurs can't throw stuff at him

[celest thistle]

That depends on terrain tho

[fiery burrow]

A dinosaur swinging around the city would definitely kill lots of people

[rustic ore]

most animals can't throw shit very well. humans are the best fore-arm throwers in the animal kingdom

[rustic ore]

me when the pigeons in the city fucking obliterate civilians with blistering spider-speed

[nimble radish]

well if you want to talk about pterosaurs

[celest thistle]

Depends which spider man, but ur right, he can jump pretty high up

[glacial wren]

spider-man would recognize the endangered status of any dinosaur

spider-man is GOOD

[celest thistle]

Yeah, but the ps4 one can also make holographic clones

[sacred stratus]

gn

[nimble radish]

night

[celest thistle]

Gn frosty!

[fiery burrow]

[nimble radish]

we already established he wouldn't kill em though

[glacial wren]

oh i missed that

[rustic ore]

tbh stegosaurs that don't have the shoulder spikes would probably get low-mid diffed by most modern megafauna

[glacial wren]

spider-man would win against every dinosaur then

[rustic ore]

im thinking about that seriously now

spidey clears the mesozoic era

[high hedge]

Name 1

[rustic ore]

the Rhino

[high hedge]

Both tiny

[rustic ore]

sandman

[high hedge]

The Rhino is 5’4

[celest thistle]

galactus probably

[high hedge]

The Lizard is 5’2

[rustic ore]

the rhino is a juggernaut tho??

[celest thistle]

Bruhhhhhh

[high hedge]

Galactus is 5’10

[celest thistle]

hhhhhhhh

[rustic ore]

galactus is at least 5'11.

[high hedge]

But you agree he isnt 6 foot

[rustic ore]

i didnt say allat

[high hedge]

I inferred it

Which made it real

[nimble radish]

apparently he's like 28 feet tall

[high hedge]

Curt Connors was 4’7

[celest thistle]

And don't get me started on his delta version

[high hedge]

No one has thar many feet

[glacial wren]

what about the terminator vs a t-rex

[rustic ore]

centipedes irl

[high hedge]

They have 2 feet

[celest thistle]

Hu man cen ti pede

[high hedge]

They just move really fast