sk-discussion

[runic atlas]

Marketable plushie?

Hornet playing hollow knight silksong...

[hollow terrace]

Exactly

[stoic sigil]

Holy crap Ninja has cancer

[coral prawn]

WHAT THE FUCK

[coarse leaf]

what does ss mean?

[coral prawn]

Silksong

[coarse leaf]

I have a cat too but she shaped more like a hippo

[coarse leaf]

aaaa

bdw what yall think silksong skins will be like?

[cunning geode]

they won’t be

[coarse leaf]

why?

[cunning geode]

i do not foresee it

[coarse leaf]

what you mean?

[cunning geode]

indeed

[coarse leaf]

but what you mean they wont be? there be wont skins or something?

[cunning geode]

not official ones no

[coarse leaf]

or we just dont know?

what does they mean next to your name?

[coarse leaf]

kk

[cunning geode]

i’m a they

[coarse leaf]

so you are more? i dont understand

[high hedge]

Oof

[coarse leaf]

what does it mean?

[high hedge]

What does he mean

[cunning geode]

i’m non-binary

[coarse leaf]

what is that?

[coarse leaf]

what you mean?

[cunning geode]

i’m not a he nor a she

[coarse leaf]

oh

[high hedge]

So they use they

[coarse leaf]

i see

and what does he mean?

we dont have things like this

[high hedge]

Anyway Silksong will probably have mods to look different like hollow knight does

[cunning geode]

ye

[coarse leaf]

bdw you can play the silksong model by a mod called silksong but not really

[high hedge]

Yeah

[coarse leaf]

its prety good

but still what does he mean ? we only have ő witch we use for girs boys and everyone

[opaque sigil]

English has something called grammatical gender on its pronouns

[high hedge]

Oh good Tammo is here, he’s more keen on explaining things

[coarse leaf]

nah i think i m too stupid for it

[coarse leaf]

you dont have 1

[high hedge]

True

Mine is in my bio

[coarse leaf]

so you are a it or something?

he/him so you are a boy

[high hedge]

Yeah

[coarse leaf]

okey so no it

[opaque sigil]

Some people do go by it but better to assume ‘they’

[coarse leaf]

it is objects right?

[coarse leaf]

so like its not he or she so like both thats why they?

[cunning geode]

it’s not both

[coarse leaf]

and the they is the both gender or we just didnt found better

[opaque sigil]

It’s because the term ‘they’ has been used for a long time to refer to somebody without stating their gender

So in order to refer to people who don’t identify with either you can just use that

[coarse leaf]

so i can identify anything i want?

[cunning geode]

whatever feels right for you, it’s your identity

[coarse leaf]

can i be a cat?

but its sound stupid tbh to be a cat

[opaque sigil]

That’s not how gender identities work

[coarse leaf]

than how?

i think i m gonna cry i cant understand this

what whit how and who

[opaque sigil]

That’s a complicated topic and there are plenty of more detailed sources you can find

[coarse leaf]

okey back to ss

[formal karma]

Pretty sure if been calling people they before all this identity stuff came to the fore

[coarse leaf]

there will be charms or new power ups you think bc mossbag said in 1 of his videos there will be silk power ups or something

[opaque sigil]

It would be weird if you hadn’t

[formal karma]

No charms on tolls

[coarse leaf]

so i m wierd damn

[opaque sigil]

I assume English isn’t your native language

[coarse leaf]

no

in hungary its easyer i think

[formal karma]

No English speaking [American] seem to have trouble with they as well

[coarse leaf]

so i m not wierd?

[narrow prawn]

Ye a lot of non mative speakers have been askin this here

[formal karma]

Not from my experience

[narrow prawn]

No ur not weird

[coarse leaf]

[narrow prawn]

A couple did yesterday lol

[opaque sigil]

Which makes sense since you’re not going to be taught that use usually

[upbeat bear]

I just remembered that Doggystyle exists and its the exact same thing as stone ocean but the threads are thicker and the user can pick what parts to unravel

[coarse leaf]

in our country if you say something like this they will look you wierd and its not good

[upbeat bear]

I personally think there is no fucking way in hell that Doggystyle doesn’t get completely butchered in localization

[cerulean sable]

should the pimpillo cause temporary deafness

[opaque sigil]

Insult to injury

[cerulean sable]

like that tinittus BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppppppppp............................

[coarse leaf]

what are they talking about?

[cerulean sable]

let me say it again

[narrow prawn]

I have no idea bro

[cerulean sable]

should pimipillos
cause temporary deafness on detonation

[narrow prawn]

What

[coarse leaf]

i m still stupid for it tbh

[cerulean sable]

i did not stuter

[fiery burrow]

Rain World reference

[narrow prawn]

[cerulean sable]

god nvm i dont want it anymore

dont wanna get referenced to rainworld of all things

[upbeat bear]

not wanting to be in rain world is a rain world refrence

[fiery burrow]

The sound design in that game was pretty good

[cerulean sable]

i hate rainworld

[narrow prawn]

It rains on earth so earth is a rain world reference

[cerulean sable]

not eough combat

not enough enemy outposts to take over

theres no celebrity cameo

[narrow prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[opaque sigil]

RW even managed to make spears boring 😔

[cerulean sable]

they should add axes and swords

[fiery burrow]

!wiki ?rain world Scavenger Toll

[spare fractal]

reminder that this is the same mod who died first in the hk discord mod hunger games.

[cerulean sable]

that will give spears the niche they have

[opaque sigil]

They should add halberds everything else can go to hell

[upbeat bear]

https://tenor.com/view/mercy-overwatch-come-here-gif-14280244

[fiery burrow]

I hate wiki bot 😔

[cerulean sable]

this is the forst mod that poleaxes you to the ratio

[upbeat bear]

let me introduce you to modding a game

[fiery burrow]

Rain World combat mods suck iirc

[cerulean sable]

me when i play 1212AD mod just so i can have poleaxes (i fucking lvoepolearms)

[coarse leaf]

this is the rain word yall talking about?

[upbeat bear]

have you considered making your own

[coarse leaf]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/312520/Rain_World/

Steam

Rain World

You are a slugcat. The world around you is full of danger, and you must face it – alone. Separated from your family in a devastating flood, you will need to find food and shelter between terrifying torrential downpours which threaten to drown all life. Climb through the ruins of an ancient civilization, evade the jaws of vicious predators, and d...

Price

$24.99

Recommendations

22406

Metacritic

66

▶ Play video

[fiery burrow]

No and I am not going to

[upbeat bear]

then this is a problem you are willingly not solving

[cerulean sable]

i fucking lvope polearms poelarosm poelrms apolealrms

[fiery burrow]

It doesn't need solving

[spare fractal]

can't blame you, learning how to mod omori and make addons for gmod was painful for me.

[narrow prawn]

Metacritic 66 is crazy

[fiery burrow]

I will say that imo Rain World combat is fine as is even if there isn't a whole lot of depth to it

[opaque sigil]

It can be kind of bullshit

[fiery burrow]

If you are actively seeking out to make enemies with the scavs or something yeah

[opaque sigil]

Or just things coming out of pipes with little to no warning, or coming in from offscreen

[narrow prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rain-world-garbage-worm-gif-27507611

[fiery burrow]

The Exterior

[ornate pulsar]

I WANT SILKSONG GODDAMNIT

[narrow prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-clones-buzz-lightyear-toy-story-gif-21609842

[wheat sail]

I want silksong teehee

[fiery burrow]

The mod that makes the screen scroll with you is the only one I recommend for first time players tbh

I've never really had an issue with pipes though, I've seen clips of it with Red Lizards though

[signal mantle]

what happened to the silk song news channel?

[spare fractal]

I don't think I've had any issues with pipes.

[fiery burrow]

Still posting

[opaque sigil]

SS stuff is in #hk-announcements

[signal mantle]

ty

[spare fractal]

Rather, I've had issues with the location named AFTER pipes.

[fiery burrow]

Oh

I don't think I've ever been to ||Pipeyard||

Though I usually stick to the path I like to beat the game

[opaque sigil]

I’ve had some dumb shit with pipes, it’s not super common but death is a pain in the ass and so when it happens for no reason it’s very annoying

[coarse leaf]

good afternoon

[quartz cave]

CHAT

[narrow prawn]

Hello

[spare fractal]

I had to use my first passage on ||Pipeyard|| because ||pipeyard|| is a pretty harsh area.

[fiery burrow]

Death and karma does suck yeah

[wheat sail]

Break the cycle

[fiery burrow]

Though there's only two gates where its a big issue imo

[quartz cave]

I swear i am nuking this chat if we dont get the release date for the among us show soon

[opaque sigil]

It’s still an active incentive not to explore

[signal mantle]

this kinda off topic but how big you guys think silk songs budget is? Anyone know how much was spent on hk ?

[quartz cave]

Its somehow yalls fault and yall gonna pay

[opaque sigil]

Especially not to explore new areas

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-gif-21325105

[fiery burrow]

WHAT IS THIS

[quartz cave]

Kirbstar are you okay

[wheat sail]

🚶‍♂️

[grand ferry]

the usna dancing

[cerulean sable]

and i wnat you to recedive this ratio

[spare fractal]

I can't see anything, I haven't beaten the game yet!

[quartz cave]

Dont fucking flee

[fiery burrow]

Well to regain karma you kinda have to do that

[spare fractal]

I don't wanna spoil myself!

[cerulean sable]

i hate corporate dance troupes i hate corporate dance troupes i hate corporate dance troupes i hate corporate dance troupes

stop integrating me to your social bullshit

[wheat sail]

Blblblblbl

[opaque sigil]

Or you just keep getting the flower and dying to more shit

[cerulean sable]

im here to clock in and clock out and get paid for it

[wheat sail]

Susna

[quartz cave]

Bestie you dont get paid thats why your fridge has been empty these past 5 years

[fiery burrow]

Which, also works

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/white-people-white-people-dancing-dancing-meme-white-people-when-gif-27164260

[opaque sigil]

It has the same issue shades do, it’s just dragging you down the same path endlessly

[fiery burrow]

Oh

[cerulean sable]

yreu tyreu

[narrow prawn]

[dapper topaz]

Zote percept:

Never dream.

[high hedge]

Very preceptive of him

[wheat sail]

My biggest mistake

[upbeat bear]

chat how would you like to be carried

[fiery burrow]

I don't want to be carried

[upbeat bear]

me personally I believe the lift method to be undefeated when it comes to being carried

[upbeat bear]

you are no fun

[spare fractal]

I guess the lift method would be fun.

I would've said piggyback if it weren't for the fact that all my friends aren't strong enough to piggy back me.

[shell yacht]

try anything but 6 and u prob die

5 looks funny tho

[marsh ibex]

7

[upbeat bear]

why

[shell yacht]

im huge

6'3 and fat

[marsh ibex]

Sharm

[upbeat bear]

may your heresy upon this earth and the sin of not answering one of the given options when given a would you rather

[fiery burrow]

🦈

[marsh ibex]

oh no shadow reveal

[shell yacht]

what on earth

[marsh ibex]

sharm

[upbeat bear]

im 6’3” and strong, I also believe in myself

[marsh ibex]

my glasses broke

i’m shaking and crying

[shell yacht]

did u make that

[marsh ibex]

at the eye doctor

[shell yacht]

eyeball skissue

[hollow terrace]

[marsh ibex]

they will replace my eyes with cybernetics

[upbeat bear]

the consequences of not answering my question properly

[marsh ibex]

in a world of corrupt ways

we keep on playing all these dumb games

[cerulean sable]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx1477Lu88mDhoAMtDDHocX72y0HeZu06m?si=_HL-f3tNKgcR_z_C

[marsh ibex]

I wish somebody would unplug me

watch out for the gunplay

i just want an upgrade

[shell yacht]

back in HS this tiny like 4,4 girl lifted me once but that was a fluke she had to be on drugs

[coral prawn]

2 and no other way

[upbeat bear]

see finally one of you answers the fucking question

[upbeat bear]

have you considered that she is literally just built different?

[spare fractal]

I actually answered it earlier!

[marsh ibex]

water answered the question

[upbeat bear]

HAMMER UPON THEE

[marsh ibex]

and the answer I gave is none of them

[hollow terrace]

https://x.com/netflix/status/1772247077042421993?s=46&t=ug9KP7jEabJ1lmlYd176sA

Netflix (@netflix) on X

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Twitter · Mar 25, 2024, 1:00 PM

[marsh ibex]

they all suck

[shell yacht]

she was built like a twig aside from being smol it was an annomaly

[hollow terrace]

Silksong ad?

[marsh ibex]

warned for text wall spam

[full rune]

the netflix adaptation is real!!!

[wheat sail]

I used to have dreams

[cerulean sable]

god i hate netflix

they only have

[upbeat bear]

may your heresy bring you misfortune when being judged

[warped rock]

pale king

[wheat sail]

She was juiced up

[cerulean sable]

4 seasons of adventure time

[upbeat bear]

more importantly my question was how would you like to be carried not how would you be carried

[cerulean sable]

"wow its so great streaming services makes it convenient to watch se-" no get fucked

your favorite show is now scattered across different services like its the fucking Holy Roman Empire

[grand ferry]

if you do the no. 3 carry its most definitely possible for a person to carry someone much heavier

[spare fractal]

is there any streaming service where they have all 10?

[cerulean sable]

HBO Max i think

which is unavailable here

same for Fionna and Cake

[wheat sail]

Cake

[upbeat bear]

im fionna by a slice of cake (I know im hilarious)

[shell yacht]

this girl crouched, grabbed my shins and lifted me to the ceiling

[cerulean sable]

ture

[shell yacht]

TRUE, 5

[grand ferry]

yes thats the correct technique i think

[young saffron]

2 with void dlc

[grand ferry]

you need to crouch, wrap your arm around the leg, then lift the body on your shoulder

[wheat sail]

If she cute

[spare fractal]

I already answered your question!!!

[upbeat bear]

what

[wheat sail]

Wdym

[runic atlas]

2, 3 and 4 sound like fun experiences

[upbeat bear]

you answered what is possible not what you want

[spare fractal]

...wait. you're right.

[upbeat bear]

FINALLY SOMEONE ANSWERS THE QUESTION

[coarse leaf]

The kids these days all blasting gear smh

[upbeat bear]

you also havent answered the question

[coarse leaf]

That is correct

[grand ferry]

use the bird

[spare fractal]

My answer is 1, it looks really fun!

[upbeat bear]

hammers upon ye

[upbeat bear]

yippie

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/destiny-titan-xbox-flame-gif-5952097

[wheat sail]

Noooooo

[coarse leaf]

2 is obviously the best ofcourse

[upbeat bear]

you also answered the question incorrectly

[shell yacht]

nu uh

[upbeat bear]

jojoker has already been banished to the shadow realm for answering wrong

[shell yacht]

i said 5

[runic atlas]

5 seems like pain

[upbeat bear]

based

[upbeat bear]

only if you have a skull issue

[runic atlas]

As in

Nausea

[upbeat bear]

Im not a fan of being carried in ways that arent 2 but thats just cuz im skittish

if I wasn’t a coward I too would take 5

[wheat sail]

What if I carry you like a suitcase

[upbeat bear]

Ive been carried like this before

strangely comfortable if you curl up correctly

[cerulean sable]

shes definitely Nimble

[upbeat bear]

how do you wanna be carried…

[cerulean sable]

would give her a famed Polehammer and fatigue neutral perks

probably take Berserk and Killing Frenzy as those are good tempo perks

also since shes tiny

she has higher MDEF

again natural frontliner

but would probably replace her with a Hedge Knight by late game

[upbeat bear]

splendid build however I have a counter already set up

[spare fractal]

He's ignoring the question!

[cerulean sable]

i already answered the carry question

[upbeat bear]

large rock

[upbeat bear]

source?

[cerulean sable]

dujgnmo

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx1477Lu88mDhoAMtDDHocX72y0HeZu06m?si=_HL-f3tNKgcR_z_C

[upbeat bear]

this is clearly not one of the listed options

[cerulean sable]

its what I want

what WE want

so this is a YOU issue

benshapirostare.png

[upbeat bear]

HAMMERS UPON YE

YOU WERE GIVEN 6 FUCKING OPTIONS

[cerulean sable]

another liberal owned
time to send them to the worst hell possible:

a world where Rainworld was Mixed reviews on Steam

[spare fractal]

I wanted to make a comeback to this but it felt way too harsh to be honest.

[cerulean sable]

i can take it 😔

[upbeat bear]

(edited) spotted;

full box, 200 pieced, and clipped

[spare fractal]

no, seriously, if I actually did it, it just would've been wrong.

[cerulean sable]

ok :pens]\

i smash my poleaxe on the gournd

[spare fractal]

pens.

[fiery burrow]

I'm surprised it doesn't have mixed reviews

[upbeat bear]

roleplay spotted, mods have been alerted for breaking the rules

[fiery burrow]

The game has pretty real flaws but steam players think thats inherent to the games philosophy or something idk

[cerulean sable]

iirc

when i first discovered it like

a couple of months after it was released, it was teetering to mostly positive

mostly from people complaining that its bland boring etc cuz its definitely a niche taste

iirc it was mostly "all you do is go around and die'

nowadays since its garnrered a more dedicated playerbase, its gotten way up

[upbeat bear]

hollow knight reviews are very similar

[cerulean sable]

yea

[dreamy parrot]

Fr

It’s called a skill issue

Watching bad reviews for this game is funny

[fiery burrow]

Apparently the game doesn't care about you, which is kinda missing the point imo?

[upbeat bear]

me running away from the cops and leaving a wile e coyote trap behind me to throw them off

[cerulean sable]

i will say

[fiery burrow]

The game places an enormous amount of trust in the player to figure things out, thats not really a lack of care thats respecting the player (Even if sometimes its to the games detriment)

[cerulean sable]

i dont really enjoy Rainworld per se

[tired sedge]

When is Silksong coming?

[upbeat bear]

tomorrow

[dreamy parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/specific-scared-scary-niche-thats-too-specific-im-scared-gif-15056396

[cerulean sable]

but still though it gets my honest recommendation because i fully understand what the game is trying to be and who the intendence audience its for

[tired sedge]

If it doesn’t?

[upbeat bear]

large piano upon you

[peak patrol]

hi

[upbeat bear]

trust

[cerulean sable]

its just a case of me not being part of that intended audience

[tired sedge]

Proof?

[dreamy parrot]

dies

[fiery burrow]

I think the game isn't trying to be fun at the beginning

[cerulean sable]

still though the mix of nature and broken buildings is unironically a fucking S tier artstyle + atmosphere

[fiery burrow]

Its supposed to be entertaining in the way a sad movie is entertaining

[cerulean sable]

yeah yeah i get you

[manic abyss]

Pizza

[olive bobcat]

Do you think Kazuma Kiryu is Katana Man's hero in CSM

[manic abyss]

Yesn't

[charred surge]

If you have enough anvils fall on your head you eventually become immune to anvils falling on your head

[cerulean sable]

its just that im more of a guy who values some kind of much more... concrete? gameplay loop

if that makes sense

[fiery burrow]

Thats fair

[cerulean sable]

like Rainworld is a survival game more heavily dependent on movement and that type of stuff

[dreamy parrot]

oooooo

https://tenor.com/view/mario-gif-25558956

[cerulean sable]

and while i understand the idea of it, its just not for me

same why im not gonna buy games like Balatro or Slay the Spire despite knowing theyre both quality games

[dreamy parrot]

Can my low end laptop handle it

[fiery burrow]

I mean tbf HK has a bit of problems even if they aren't super apparent on first playthroughs

[cerulean sable]

simply put, theyre not my type of game

[cerulean sable]

uhhh i cant say?

[charred surge]

It’s slayover

[tired sedge]

Rhythm of orange?

[dreamy parrot]

Like?

No easy mode?

[versed pollen]

That's not what people mean when they say Rain World doesn't care about the player. It means it's not a player-centric game where you are very clearly the protagonist of a story. You are given the same chances, guidance, and treatment that any normal creature in the world would have, without any specific biases towards the player experience

[upbeat bear]

you just gotta trust

[tired sedge]

But first type a rhythm of Orange

[upbeat bear]

HEY WAIT A MINUETE WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GUY WHO SAID WE WOULD GET SILKSONG NEWS AND WE ALL CALLED HIS BLUFF

THE ONE THAT SAID THEY WERE LIKE 7 OR SUM

[marsh ibex]

I teleported to his house and threw him off the burj khalifa

[fiery burrow]

Bland enemy design comes to mind. HK doesn't really have a lot of variety in that regard and Silksong is improving that

I'd appreciate if you immediately didn't attack a strawman instead of listening to what I had to say

[upbeat bear]

Orange Evolution by Earth Wind and Fire

[marsh ibex]

anyways guys

got my new frame

or well sorta

[tired sedge]

Tell me a weird name of orange the last question possibly

[marsh ibex]

These were the old ones

New

[charred surge]

I would think a 7 year old on discord, or any social media really, may be in conflict with most terms of services

[dreamy parrot]

There are over 100 enemy types
Also I am listening

[upbeat bear]

dont you remember the “Silksong news in 3 weeks guys trust” person

[marsh ibex]

of which 70% attack in the exact same way 🤨

[fiery burrow]

And how many enemy types really engage you

[tired sedge]

Kids be like in discord(They use the app over their age which is Patheic)

[fiery burrow]

Because the hwurmps were not peak enemy design

[charred surge]

Not me thinking that logo was the Anodyne logo from Mystery Flesh Pit

[marsh ibex]

and which 90% you can jump over with not much issue

[charred surge]

I suppose not

[opaque sigil]

Enemy design is boring, charm balance is dumb, essence grind for dnm is dumb, shade mechanic is dumb

[upbeat bear]

have you considered doing a kickflip with them like a tech deck

[dreamy parrot]

So I had a friend who got discord when they were 12 but they are now 14. Do you think you should report ppl who are like that?

[fiery burrow]

Locking 2 endings behind a random sidequest is stupid

[marsh ibex]

don’t care

[stark estuary]

Godhome

[upbeat bear]

capital punishment is the only way

[dreamy parrot]

So yes

[fiery burrow]

For what

[charred surge]

Execute them tbh

[dreamy parrot]

They got discord while being underage

[charred surge]

Death by hammers

[dreamy parrot]

But they reach the age requirement now

[fiery burrow]

Should've reported them then instead of now

[charred surge]

Whar

[jade canopy]

Something I’ve though about is bosses
Like when comparing hk to other games in the gendra like blasphemous, tunic or ender lilies I’ve just realised how boring hk bosses are
Like 40 bosses in one game is just too much, a lot are super forgettable and when I compare to all those other game who have less than 10 bosses, well at least I know all those and they were impactful

(Also yes the game got better on that front, each update adding more complex bosses are making old one worst, but it’s just in general an area in which hk could improve)

[stark estuary]

I don’t think the essence grind is problematic

[runic atlas]

I'll drop this here without context

[stark estuary]

You have to kill a few optional bosses that’s not a weird barrier to progression

[fiery burrow]

Well Warrior Dreams are kinda lame bosses

[runic atlas]

"kinda"

[upbeat bear]

Jodio conversing with his trans sister about an act of terrorism he committed

[marsh ibex]

look me in the eye and say marmu is an interesting fight

in the overworld

[stark estuary]

The warrior dreams are lame but that doesn’t make the grind itself dumb

[upbeat bear]

mods beat him to death for the text wall (/j)

[fiery burrow]

I say this because AB markoth and no eyes were pretty fun

[stark estuary]

Also the dream refights are some of the best bosses in the game

You also get to pick which ones you do, you don’t have to do them all

[opaque sigil]

It would be less weird if there was more indication that you could get essence by revisiting those spots, you’re not necessarily likely to stumble across refights as a thing unless you got dn before bv

[charred surge]

I was gonna post the one gif that says “the gates of hell” as it opens onto France but for some reason the discord gif thing had some random anime boy or whatever in it so it’s just not the same

[stark estuary]

That is a valid criticism yes

[jade canopy]

Me when white defender
(How are you supposed to find them in a vanilla playthrough ?)

[stark estuary]

Although it’s reasonably likely you would have the DN prior to BV at least

[fiery burrow]

Yeah, though its not just a numbers issue but its also a budget issue

[stark estuary]

You’d also probably do a bit of backtracking anyway

[fiery burrow]

I'm sure if they had more money they'd have more interesting bosses instead of like, Brooding Mawlek

[opaque sigil]

CP kind of leads you out of the area before finding dn in a weird way

[stark estuary]

As for Star’s DNM criticism I don’t think it’s fair to call that a “random sidequest”

[upbeat bear]

THE FRENCH

[opaque sigil]

Star was talking about godhome

[fiery burrow]

Grrr I hate Dream No More

[stark estuary]

That’s not often referred to as two endings but ig it’s true

Yes Godhome is terrible

[opaque sigil]

I also think it could be more clearly communicated that seer is actually essential and essence isn’t just another collectible like grubs

[stark estuary]

But the ending sucks anyway it’s not like you’re missing much

[runic atlas]

I'm trying to learn french and a friend suggested I watch stuff in french that's how I made the joke

[charred surge]

Me with most of hk bosses : wahoo, fun bosses!! Yippee!
Me with No Eyes (she’s not hard just really fucking annoying) :

[stark estuary]

The WDs are all pretty mid

[opaque sigil]

Ultimately I think the game just doesn’t do a good job of getting you into wp

[stark estuary]

Which is not surprising given they all only have one attack and kinda just… float there

[dapper topaz]

Um... I'll rather just tag along

[stark estuary]

Xero and Markoth are probably the best of the bunch

[opaque sigil]

Xero missing a stationary target

[stark estuary]

Galien’s ok

[stark estuary]

He’s been dead for a while cut him some slack

[dapper topaz]

Fr lmao

[fiery burrow]

So has Tk

[stark estuary]

I agree yeah

[charred surge]

I find gorb ok tbh, yeah it’s a simple fight but it’s not a hard one so it feels reasonable and not as frustrating

[stark estuary]

Seer is presented as some random NPC who gives you optional items

Essence is presented as an optional sidequest that you can get useful items out of

Also most players probably don’t pay attention to dialogue

[wheat sail]

Mhmmmmmm

[stark estuary]

Birthplace is kinda random too

There’s no real indication to go there

[opaque sigil]

Birthplace hints where to go if you were paying any attention

[dapper topaz]

The only time Gorb snatches the move is when he comes real close

[opaque sigil]

Like even if you didn’t listen to hornet you still saw the other vessels

[manic abyss]

https://youtu.be/h7ha6JMgQwk?si=sW8iaZrgTKFCjFUW

[stark estuary]

Well if you get the WL fragment second she straight up tells you

[manic abyss]

This is my alarm
It might be Kirby, but it's horrifying to wake up to at 4 in the morning

[opaque sigil]

The charm description does it anyways

[stark estuary]

Oh yeah it does doesn’t it

“Opens the way to a birthplace”

[stark estuary]

Did you know that the actual title of this theme is Vagrant Counting Song of Retrospection

Which is quite a mouthful though admittedly not as bad as Suite: The Star-Conquering Traveler ~ First Movement: Star-Crushing Play ~ Second Movement: Vessel of the Embryo ~ Third Movement: Wings of Sorrow and All Heavens ~ Fourth Movement: Hope of Birth ~ Final Movement: Sparkling Star from Kirby Star Allies: The Original Soundtrack in the form

[opaque sigil]

Not reading allat

[stark estuary]

Two Planets Approach the Roche Limit is another funny one

Kirby song titles are whack

La Follia D’amore

[jade granite]

HEY

[fiery burrow]

[versed pollen]

Two Planets Approach the Roche Limit goes insane actually

[stark estuary]

It does

The title is also very literal given what happens during the fight

https://tenor.com/view/elfilis-popstar-kirby-and-the-forgotten-land-kirby-forgotten-land-planet-popstar-gif-25624914

[honest barn]

I love Fecto Elfilis

[stark estuary]

It is a cool boss fight

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-kirby-and-the-forgotten-land-bandee-elfilin-fecto-forgo-gif-25689032

[honest barn]

Chaos Fecto Elfilis or whatever it’s called tho

[opaque sigil]

||14.3 billion years || (ow spoiler)

[honest barn]

That’s better

[stark estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-and-the-forgotten-land-resident-evil2-terraria-pikmin-fecto-forgo-gif-25237248

[opaque sigil]

What a normal children’s game boss

[fiery burrow]

Oh I can finally hop on OW again

[stark estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-zero-zero-two-real-zero-kirby-zero-gif-25729112

[opaque sigil]

Mhm

[honest barn]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-zero-two-kirby-zero-two-real-zero-two-kirby64and-the-crystal-shards-gif-25729114

[stark estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/master-crown-magolor-epilogue-master-crown-tree-sussycado-gif-9294306286782422320

[opaque sigil]

As somebody who doesn’t play Kirby games it sure looks like one of the series of all time

[stark estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-hyness-kirby-star-allies-the-three-mage-sisters-fancisca-gif-25854665

Necromancy

[opaque sigil]

Based

[stark estuary]

(This fight is followed by the four of them committing ritual suicide to summon a dark god)

[opaque sigil]

[wide quartz]

whats the best kirby game

ive only played robobot

[stark estuary]

I like Return to Dreamland

Robobot is up there tbf

Forgotten Land good too

Probably top 3

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-kirby-magolor-kirby-gif-22271141

[lone lichen]

air ride

[stark estuary]

RtDL has him though so automatically better

[wide quartz]

i was always more of a skater boy

[lone lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-frank-can-i-offer-you-a-nice-egg-in-this-trying-time-gif-13802522

[wide quartz]

but then she said see you later boy

[grand ferry]

that transition is sick

[wide quartz]

i wasnt good enough for her 😔

[versed pollen]

This guy is in a Celeste map

[wild mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/elfilis-shadow-sonic-hello-chat-gif-25801832

[stark estuary]

mid

Only good part of Air Ride is city trial

I’m convinced most of the people who recommend the game have never actually played it

People just glaze it cos Sakurai

Hot take but the games Sakurai directed are actually by far in a way the worst in the series

[versed pollen]

Ok so because you started this message with "hot take" I'm going to assume this is a common opinion to have

[honest barn]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-magolor-soul-kirbys-return-to-dream-land-master-crown-gif-10602866839905078854

[stark estuary]

Skrunkly

Let me just pause the game quickly I’ll be back later-

[cerulean sable]

they should make a darker kirby game

[cerulean sable]

where its liek those 2009 era "choice matter" stories

kirby goes dark souls on their ass and sacrifice them to the first flame or that type of shit

[stark estuary]

Star Allies prior to the DLC was dark

[cerulean sable]

analogue horror morel ike midlogue midror amirite

[stark estuary]

Well not “dark” but “darker”

Hyness and the Mages fucking died and you kill Void Termina before it’s allowed to be born

But then the DLC is like “no they’re all fine and the magic redemption juice made Hyness a good guy and he’s on the beach and also Void gets reincarnated or something”

[honest barn]

Also Hyness literally controls the corpses too

[stark estuary]

They’re still alive actually

You can hear them grunting when he smacks them into the ground

[honest barn]

Oh

That makes it a little less worse

[stark estuary]

It’s probably worse

I mean to begin with the mage sisters are corpses that were brought back to life using his magic

That’s why first phase Hyness is so weak

He reabsorbs his own magic

Hyness is also explicitly abusive towards them

[opaque sigil]

How many necromancers are nice to the things they reanimate

[stark estuary]

Well it’s different when the undead are sapient

[stoic sigil]

If Leth speaks today I will eat a paper plate

[stark estuary]

Good news for the paper plate ig

[honest barn]

If Leth doesn’t speak today I’ll be sad

[charred surge]

If Leth speaks today I will breathe oxygen

[normal token]

Will never forget peak robobot, twas my first kirby game

[spare fractal]

Imagine getting eaten today just because one guy. One. Guy. Spoke in a server.

[stark estuary]

Peak indeed

[spare fractal]

Peak!

Planet Robobot is peak Kirby!

[stark estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-kirby-planet-robobot-final-boss-quick-time-event-kirby-car-gif-25002848

Me when I annihilate the soul of a grieving father

[normal token]

(while also wanting to reference that one cool anime)

[stark estuary]

You know it’s actually sort of whack how the actually evil Kirby villains are the ones who get redeemed whereas the more morally grey/sympathetic villains get tortured for eternity and then deleted from existence

Sectonia and Haltmann vs Magolor Hyness and fucking Marx

[spare fractal]

Marx got redeemed because according to star allies turns out the entire reason he wanted to control the universe was because he was hungry.

[stark estuary]

Susie didn’t even get redeemed she’s apparently still enslaving random planets

[opaque sigil]

I guess it kind of makes sense

[spare fractal]

What the fuck.

[opaque sigil]

The gray ones are probably the ones with motivations harder to just write off

[spare fractal]

Doesn't Haltmann die?

[stark estuary]

He gets his soul deleted yes

Sectonia dies too

[opaque sigil]

Capitalism graaah

[stark estuary]

Extermination By Blaster ♥️

[versed pollen]

Holy fuck she's so awesome

[spare fractal]

Susie is just still roboticizing planets but kirby doesn't give anything about it.

[stark estuary]

Kirby doesn’t care if it doesn’t concern him directly

[opaque sigil]

Probably for the best

[honest barn]

If you take Kirby’s food tho

[spare fractal]

I love how Magolor's redemption in RTDL Deluxe is becoming the shopkeeper of the Free to Play Kirby Game.

[stark estuary]

Microtransactions

[spare fractal]

There's no funnier redemption than capitalism.

[stark estuary]

I mean to be fair there’s a bit more to it than that

He also destroys the original sin (I’m not joking)

Magolor is at least trying to do better

Fucking Marx apparently doesn’t mind trying to take over the galaxy again if he gets hungry

[spare fractal]

He destroys a crown that devours the soul of its wearer that cost him returning to his home dimension.
Then he becomes the shopkeeper in the F2P game and sells microtransactions.

[honest barn]

Marx is cool

[opaque sigil]

Honestly there are worse reasons for galactic conquest

[honest barn]

He’s a little goober

[spare fractal]

Magolor's still a sinner. But he's getting better.

Microtransactions are much less evil than conquering the universe, after all.

[stark estuary]

But are they

[versed pollen]

He's goated he threatens to trap Madeline on his ship for eternity if she doesn't help him

Wait no it was only until Kirby got back from errands or something I forgor

[spare fractal]

...you played too much Celeste, you're mixing up Adeline with Madeline.

[versed pollen]

No: https://gamebanana.com/mods/410845

[stark estuary]

NUTTY NOON

[spare fractal]

NUTTY NOON

[stark estuary]

It’s so funny because prior to RtDL deluxe we were expected to believe Magolor somehow came back from being disintegrated and just built a theme park and was forgiven for his crimes against the universe

Well technically two theme parks

[versed pollen]

I could do that

[spare fractal]

Now it turns out between those events he destroyed the incarnation of sin itself, started selling microtransactions in another dimension, and he actually built TWO theme parks!

[stark estuary]

Well now it’s three theme parks

[versed pollen]

I wouldn't destroy the incarnation of sin but I would build theme parks

[spare fractal]

Aw, man, did he make ANOTHER ONE?

[stark estuary]

Magoland, the one from the anniversary game (which was just a repurposed Lor Starcutter) and Drum Dash

[spare fractal]

...DRUM DASH LEGALLY BELONGS TO MAGOLOR?!

[stark estuary]

Yeah

He built it for Dedede to “express he was sorry”

[spare fractal]

Man, Magolor is a real theme park enthusiast.

Can't blame him tho, theme parks are pretty cool!

[opaque sigil]

Sounds more like he just wanted to make a theme park

[versed pollen]

Me when I apologize for slaughtering millions of people by building a massive theme park

[formal karma]

I see magolor and all I think is Bangalore torpedo

[versed pollen]

At least I assume that's what happened I never played the game

[opaque sigil]

Long con is to keep killing people so you have an excuse to make more theme parks

[versed pollen]

What the capitalism

[stark estuary]

tbf I don’t think he wanted to kill everyone

That’s a different villain

Well actually like three

[spare fractal]

If the next Kirby remake is Super Star (again), I would love to see a Marx epilogue.

[stark estuary]

I mean living under Magolor’s rule probably wouldn’t even be that bad

Sure he was a galactic tyrant but he builds theme parks c’mon

He did threaten to blow up a planet though which I suppose is not good

[spare fractal]

I'm pretty sure he never actually attempted to murder anyone aside from Kirbo and his friends.

[opaque sigil]

Bread and circuses

[spare fractal]

And that was after he got the Crown!

[stark estuary]

You can argue at that point it was also the crown controlling him yeah

[wide quartz]

just finished the first volume of berserk :D

[formal karma]

I got 2 berserks- the big hard covers

Getting news ones has been a little stymied being broke-legged

I prefer claymore so far but berserk has been good

[shell yacht]

idk if ill ever read berserk, cuz yknow its got a nonexistant ending, Claymore was dope

[formal karma]

Claymore stumbled imo but it's still my favorite I would have to say

But when you say nonexistent do you.mean it hasn't ended or.like if the guy making it dead

[shell yacht]

yeah the author died like 4-5 years ago

[formal karma]

Oh fuck

Shiiiiiiiit

[silver oak]

It was big news when it happened

I think it was more recent then that

[formal karma]

Yea but remembering something that definitely happened 5 years ago is rough

[silver oak]

Or my sense of time is fucked which is also possible

[formal karma]

Same

[shell yacht]

hes one of the legends, inspired so much shit, bloodbornne just to name one

it was pre covid i think

[formal karma]

Which is a million years ago

[shell yacht]

Berserk -> Artorias -> THK

[wheat sail]

Good job

[stark estuary]

What

[regal solstice]

A friend of his now is the director of it but it displeased a lot of fans because it isn't "canon"

[regal solstice]

THK gives gwyn vibes ngl

[formal karma]

Pfft

[shell yacht]

just a visual thematic parallel imo

[stark estuary]

Kind of, the ending of HK resembles that of DS1 at a very surface level

[shell yacht]

knight of the abyss, posses,giant onehanded sword techniques

poses*(?)

possess

[regal solstice]

Is thk left handed?

[formal karma]

THK is a little more artorias in context rather than gwyn

[stark estuary]

Endings 1/2 are similar to the fire ending whereas 3/4 are the dark ending

[regal solstice]

They're more like related as the revered final boss only to be a husk of what they were

[stark estuary]

THK’s sword isn’t massive relative to its body size

It’s a normal sized sword

[formal karma]

Yea ig I see that

[regal solstice]

That's why pure vessel is a thing afterall

[shell yacht]

it is compared to avg "people" Guts n Artorias's swords arent like impossibly large either but the size is notable

[formal karma]

I think that my girls missed me while I was gone today

[stark estuary]

There is a big difference

[regal solstice]

Guts's sword is like 1.5 times his size though

[shell yacht]

well yeah bc THK is 50m tall

[regal solstice]

Artorias ducks usually in the fight you can't really see the length difference

[shell yacht]

its heavier and denser its not like several feet longer than him iirc

[stark estuary]

Well yes obviously it’s going to use a sword that’s proportionally sized

It’s not going to run around with a toothpick

Guts and Artorias’ swords are very much not proportional to their body size

[shell yacht]

Artorias is a very lanky mofo

[regal solstice]

Abyss took a toll on him

[shell yacht]

if he wasnt crawling around in goblin mode wed see it clearly

[stark estuary]

Yeah looking at it again you’re right

Artorias’ sword isn’t actually that big

[shell yacht]

also... it inexplicably grew at some point.. HK reference

[stark estuary]

So true

[wide quartz]

a big reason im reading berserk is so i can understand the references in elden ring and fear and hunger

[dapper topaz]

Bro is a titan

[wide quartz]

i keep hearing le'garde from fear and hunger looks exactly like griffith

[wheat sail]

Griffin?

[burnt topaz]

🦁 🦅

[wide quartz]

ok the entire character is based off of him

[runic atlas]

Looks at a certain ER character

[wheat sail]

Zoo reference

[wheat sail]

Databusses

Good thing I didn't take the second part of databases

Snoozer

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-neon-genesis-evangelion-evaunit01-gif-10535647

[gaunt grove]

When

[serene chasm]

Who

[dapper topaz]

Don’t tell me you’re looking for Silksong…

[mortal grove]

Actually im looking for a ring to propose to my lovely beautiful girlfriend of many years

[flat remnant]

T

[serene chasm]

Aww. Good luck on finding one

[silver oak]

I can’t take anything online seriously anymore

[silver oak]

fr?

[dapper topaz]

[mortal grove]

no im stuck on the finding a girlfriend part

[dapper topaz]

Lmaoo

[silver oak]

That’s what I thought

No discord user would have a girlfriend

[mortal grove]

im working on it bros

[flat remnant]

just lobby someone easy

[dapper topaz]

Or they’ll just claim to have fake ones

[runic atlas]

[silver oak]

Are you real?

That’s what I thought

[runic atlas]

Dang I was too slow

Guess I don't exist anymore

[serene chasm]

Just have a boyfriend instead

[silver oak]

so true

[runic atlas]

That would be misgendering her

[opaque sigil]

smh reinforcing the binary can’t believe curly would do this

[mortal grove]

unfortunately no irl gf to match wedding rings with but i have amazing news regarding discord matching profile pictures

[wide quartz]

its a first step

[mortal grove]

holy shit its april next week already

[olive bobcat]

Can you believe it guys? April! Just a week away!

[flat remnant]

guh easter in 5ish days

[olive bobcat]

omg eater

[dapper topaz]

What do yall feel about 18 yos celebrating Aprils fool

[flat remnant]

are they not allowed to

[dapper topaz]

Ofc they are

[olive bobcat]

What's wrong with it

[fiery burrow]

18 yos aren't allowed to have fun

[wheat sail]

matching usernames for league of legends

[olive bobcat]

True, that's why all the third places are closing

[wheat sail]

yeah youre 17 and when you turn 18 you instantly become old and cant have fun

[dapper topaz]

I never said they’re not allowed to

[normal token]

Im gods silliest criminal

[blissful oriole]

Then, no difference between 17, 18 or 55

Why's that matter

[mortal grove]

https://tenor.com/view/elphelt-valentine-elphelt-guilty-gear-gif-18134340339178413994

[gaunt fox]

big burger

big butger hugnry

[flat remnant]

treu

[mortal grove]

extremely hostjle

[wide quartz]

old people dont be mean to the new user

[wheat sail]

when you got HisAsuna and HerKirito on your team

[mortal grove]

i just get so violent seeing adulta prance about in a jesterly manner playing pranks

https://tenor.com/view/fight-me-come-at-me-boxing-emoji-gif-14312998

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-amogus-sus-sussy-suspect-gif-21983103

[wheat sail]

anongous

[charred surge]

Amalgam

[olive bobcat]

amorphous

[flat remnant]

the mongoose

[gaunt fox]

the things i’d do for big burger

[wheat sail]

want my burger?

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyhamburger-gif-18267569

[olive bobcat]

Me but big burrito tbh

[flat remnant]

do you have the world record on bowser's big bean burrito

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/hat-in-time-run-hat-kid-die-angry-gif-25471741

[silver oak]

This is actually one of the worst possible out of context messages

[wheat sail]

April fools?

[blissful oriole]

Gm necro

[wheat sail]

its legal in asia at any age

[silver oak]

It’s 2 pm

[blissful oriole]

It's 1:35 🙄

[silver oak]

I’ve been at work for 5 hours

[wheat sail]

why work

[silver oak]

munny

[wheat sail]

k

if you win the lottery you dont need to work again

[mortal grove]

i need to work hard....get gf.......

[upbeat bear]

hey chat quick lil question

how do I find out what someone likes without making it too obvious I have a massive crush on them

[flat remnant]

stalking

[upbeat bear]

tried already (/j)

[fiery burrow]

Asking

[mortal grove]

bringing up topics that they might like

[upbeat bear]

ok but im not the type person to ask people this

[mortal grove]

if you think they like cats send a cat video or something see how they react to it

[flat remnant]

"why are you sending me gore"

[mortal grove]

now why would you assume theyd like gore

[silver oak]

Ask them out but in a cool indifferent way

[fiery burrow]

Send them political videos

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/soda-gif-8026056502744469335

[wheat sail]

gf soon

[opaque sigil]

Send them a weathered parchment outlining the path to a dungeon filled with traps and monsters

[wheat sail]

🙏

[silver oak]

Paint cryptic messages in blood on their walls

[mortal grove]

Soin

i am a money machine

[silver oak]

do you feel so cool

[mortal grove]

no but i do feel clean

[silver oak]

Damn I forgot the lyric

[upbeat bear]

all of you suck at advice

[wheat sail]

get your friend to talk to them for 5 minutes then randomly ask if he or she likes you

[mortal grove]

Feel so clean like a money machine!!!

[wheat sail]

and then rig him to blow up

[silver oak]

I was close

[opaque sigil]

Well I’m sorry you don’t enjoy untold treasures

[mortal grove]

Not to brag or anything guys 😎 but i DID buy a ring for a GIRL

Who is not my girlfriend

[wheat sail]

brother...

WE DID IT REDDIT

[mortal grove]

😎

Reddit Assemble!

[wild mantle]

the urge of doing a sexual joke

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-and-the-forgotten-land-elfilin-and-here-we-are-fecto-forgo-gif-25395639

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dragon-ball-hey-no-stop-dont-do-it-just-calm-down-gif-23823773

[wild mantle]

fr

[cunning geode]

🤨

[mortal grove]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[wheat sail]

man.

[upbeat bear]

chat one of my friends that I am not out just hard read that im trans

how do I lie my way out of this

[wheat sail]

Say wrong

[wild mantle]

"now we can make out"

say this

[wheat sail]

But for real, just ghost them forever

Your welcome

[upbeat bear]

all of you suck at advice

[fiery burrow]

Welcome to discord

[quartz cave]

Frame it as a joke or a bit or smth

[wheat sail]

Ask chatgpt

[runic atlas]

Evade taxes

[wheat sail]

You fool, elizah was hard read

[silver oak]

Pretend you didn’t see it

[quartz cave]

Wait wait i know

[upbeat bear]

already read the message and have gotten another friend to help me do PR

[runic atlas]

We need more info

[quartz cave]

Confirm youre trans but that you already transitioned before you met them and your you rn is your transitioned you

[upbeat bear]

we have successfully gaslight them into thinking im not trans (I am)

[runic atlas]

Nice

[quartz cave]

They will really be confused then

[runic atlas]

I mean are they transphobic

[wheat sail]

Idk

[dapper topaz]

The Kira victims are at it again

[smoky nebula]

Claim only a cis person could do something and then do that thing

[upbeat bear]

no but I dont wanna tell em rn

[smoky nebula]

They're going to be slightly betrayed if/when you do properly come out to them

[runic atlas]

Fair

[wheat sail]

That's a sharps hooters ad hominem fallacy

[runic atlas]

Doubt

[smoky nebula]

That's why I said slightly
If they don't understand then they're a bad friend

[smoky nebula]

Counterargument
Le funni

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-emotes-laugh-smile-king-gif-14309345

[marsh ibex]

I’m gonna miss her

[wheat sail]

are you at a "Loss"?

[marsh ibex]

😐

[wheat sail]

🫂

[quartz cave]

https://tenor.com/view/goodmorningstreaks-gms-thing-gif-21852400

[runic atlas]

|💥

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/finding-nemo-darla-glass-tap-hello-gif-7964192757336767793

[wheat sail]

WTF!!!!!

[flat remnant]

hi ismo

ismo......., ,, more like,,,,,,l....... piss moil,,,,..,,

[wheat sail]

lmfao.

[quartz cave]

H>iiiiii

[flat remnant]

true

[upbeat bear]

JoJoker you have cursed me

I blame you for my impulsive decisions involving love

you are the root of evil

[flat remnant]

liz divorce arc

[wheat sail]

if you go through a breakup or Loss, BTD6 is helpful

[upbeat bear]

nah I may or may not have confessed my love for someone

so now im waiting on their response and I blame JoJoker

[flat remnant]

I'm so tall, can't get over me

I'm so low, can't get under me

[wheat sail]

are you short

[runic atlas]

What happened

Did I lose some juicy stories

[runic atlas]

Ping me when they do I wanna see your despair/happiness

[spare fractal]

hi everybody!

[upbeat bear]

the message has been read and still no response

[wheat sail]

hello pattooooo

[wheat sail]

whatd you say

[spare fractal]

hi kirb! got any ideas for today's daily shrigma?

[upbeat bear]

discord users try to read messages to gain context

[wheat sail]

i dont wanna scroll up ...

[wheat sail]

shrigma fighting vegan protestors

[full ledge]

I miss you

[marsh ibex]

who are you

[runic atlas]

Hey, we're vexing Beth

With a single X, right?

[wheat sail]

im your wurst nightmare

[wheat sail]

I miss her you me

[upbeat bear]

chat im pretty sure im cooked

[spare fractal]

awesome

[wheat sail]

is this the same person that read that youre trans

[upbeat bear]

I will now do my best impression of a squirrel and jump of an impossibly tall building (/j)

[upbeat bear]

different person

just weird timings

[wheat sail]

why are you cooked again

[quartz cave]

Di they know?

[runic atlas]

Grilled or fried

[upbeat bear]

cuz I dont wanna stop being their friend

[wheat sail]

did they react badly

[upbeat bear]

probably charcoaled at this point

[high hedge]

Oh did they do something weird

[wheat sail]

cause its usually possible to still keep being friends if you confess to someone

[upbeat bear]

they read the message and havent responded

[runic atlas]

Kirb do you have the capabilities to read

[high hedge]

Or bad

[quartz cave]

Cuz i feel like thatd be important in this scenario

[wheat sail]

#sk-discussion message

[high hedge]

Oh I see

Better to be out in the open so you can be on the same page

[wheat sail]

you think i remember every message bro

i have infettering memory loss

[high hedge]

You remember all of mine

[wheat sail]

cause youre the best

[high hedge]

<3

[upbeat bear]

you have probably mentioned the number 8 at least a time

[wheat sail]

could just be thinking of what to say

i dunno what i would say cause nobody has a crush on me

[high hedge]

Many times

[upbeat bear]

have a crush on yourself

[wheat sail]

Thats pride and pride is evil sin

[upbeat bear]

you are evil sin

[high hedge]

I’ve had friends reveal they had feelings for me, and I’ve told other friends

[remote ibex]

Someone does

[uncut citrus]

i have relevant quotes for this

[high hedge]

I don’t think I’ve ever lost a friendship over it

But when people tell it to me I’m always like “Guh???”

Always seems out of left field

[quartz cave]

Sure you haven theyre all just talking horridly to your back like real friends do

[high hedge]

Thats what real friends do!

[quartz cave]

Thats literally what i just fucking said can you not read either

https://tenor.com/view/nom-avatar-the-last-airbender-appa-gif-11958387

[high hedge]

I only read half your messages

[quartz cave]

Thats fair,,,

[fiery burrow]

Finish your sentences. Thats what?

[high hedge]

I’ve never had someone tell me that online though

I feel women get that a lot more

On discord anyway

[quartz cave]

Shut up star imo imo imo

[fiery burrow]

[quartz cave]

https://tenor.com/view/nom-avatar-the-last-airbender-appa-gif-11958387

[fiery burrow]

Appa

[quartz cave]

That is indeed based

[flat remnant]

appa will never be standing

[quartz cave]

You should try to be more like him

[runic atlas]

On what?

[quartz cave]

True....

[high hedge]

Appa

[fiery burrow]

What are your thoughts on Momo

[rustic ore]

Appa clears

[quartz cave]

But he WILL tell you not to fight a maniac emperor while you have insomnia

[runic atlas]

Momo solos

[fiery burrow]

Not in comparison to Appa just in general

[quartz cave]

Pretty good look on katara sad they only showed it at the end tho

[cedar ether]

where is your pfp from?

[formal karma]

Bat man?

[runic atlas]

Hit videogame Worship (it's not even out yet)

[flat remnant]

(no that was the part where you send standing appa and i go HOOLY SHIIII)

[cedar ether]

whats it about

[quartz cave]

(But standing appa doesnt exist scarfy)

(Come back to reality)

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/appa-discord-appa-standing-appa-gif-18285732

[quartz cave]

WHAT THE HELL

[runic atlas]

Don't Starve fused with Pikmin, but it's a cult where you have to bring the end of the world

[cedar ether]

oh ok

[runic atlas]

No, it's not a CotL ripoff, Worship was announced before CotL was

[quartz cave]

Cult of the lamb ripoff

[spare fractal]

alright.

daily shrigma 5 is ready.

[runic atlas]

I am this close to committing murder

[quartz cave]

Anyways lets go back onto theorizing the release date of the among us show

[fiery burrow]

20

[spare fractal]

WAIT A MINUTE DAILY SHRIGMA 4 ISN'T EVEN OUT YET

[fiery burrow]

[quartz cave]

Thats not a date you dum dum

[spare fractal]

daily shrigma 5 got delayed, sorry folks.

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-among-us-musical-gif-20673966

[fiery burrow]

19

[spare fractal]

anyways...

[quartz cave]

i like this one i hope it is

[flat remnant]

your 78th birthday

[spare fractal]

Hello, everybody, and welcome to the Daily Shrigma Episode 4!

[fiery burrow]

[cunning geode]

great, i really thought id forget this entirely but no.

[spare fractal]

Because you can never have too much Shrigma!

[quartz cave]

But ismoils dont live that long

[wheat sail]

why cant you forget

[spare fractal]

This episode in particular of the Daily Shrigma was suggested by Kirbstar!

[flat remnant]

@olive bobcat smite this heathen

[fiery burrow]

Kirbstar what?

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-rider-coc-clash-of-clans-gif-24053135

[cunning geode]

well you see I WANTED to forget but alas

[hazy summit]

What's a shrigma

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-alnassr-al-nassr-cristiano-ronaldo-cr7-gif-6264045084465686813

[hazy summit]

Is that ronald

[flat remnant]

it's johanes