sk-discussion

[high hedge]

I dont really start new manga rn because I'm deep into western comics atm

the latter

But I do keep up with One PIece

[kindred pewter]

one piece fans when I give them a a singular piece of chocolate

[manic abyss]

Ah
You are correct

[manic abyss]

The one piece of chocolate...

[high hedge]

one piece killed chat

[manic abyss]

True...

Let's talk about food instead
This is probably the last food chat I can have this month

[high hedge]

also if someone enjoys Coda I recommend checking out the other works by the team including Step by Bloody Step and The Spire

oh food

Whatcha been eating lately

[manic abyss]

Hmm well yesterday I ate chicken and rice pulao with whitr chickpeas

[high hedge]

nice nice

[manic abyss]

Very delish, although biting into a random cardamom felt like pain

You ever done that? Biting into random cardamom?

[high hedge]

Yes!

[round latch]

The cardamom seeds are nice

[high hedge]

Crazy how packed with the flavor they are

[manic abyss]

I remember an AD for a biryani masala used to play on tv, and the actor eating the rice actually ate a cardamom pod, like you could see it in the bite he took, and he looked like he was holding back tears or smth

and this was not intentional btw

Like it was 100% a mistake that got past the producers of the ad

[round latch]

😂

[kindred pewter]

BIRAYNI/!??!!

[kindred pewter]

no way this is real

thats actually funny

[cedar trench]

Apparently my little brother used to be active in this chabnel

What a bitch (semi affectionate)

[high hedge]

We killed him

[cedar trench]

Good

[high hedge]

np np

[lament lotus]

theres no way it was that bad unless he choked on it

[narrow prawn]

Who does that out of context qotd

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/grubfather-hollow-knight-grub-gif-27232457

[narrow prawn]

Lmao

Took me a second

[manic abyss]

Yes?

[young saffron]

reevers iirc

one of my favs

[narrow prawn]

😭

[narrow prawn]

Video?

[manic abyss]

No video unfortunately

[inland ravine]

So anyway I appear

[high hedge]

yooooooooooooooooooooo

its DA GWNJ

[inland ravine]

LUFFY

[marsh wadi]

Holy shit check the blog!

[high hedge]

hows it going GWNJ

[inland ravine]

WELL WBU

[high hedge]

I'M DOING GOOD!

Glad to hear you're well

[inland ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-cute-squishy-gif-23788023

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-pet-rabbit-cute-gif-15924615

[inland ravine]

purr

[high hedge]

a happy gwnj is a happy day

[inland ravine]

[manic abyss]

yo

[jaunty coral]

same 🙂

[coral prawn]

Uuuugh

Stockholm sucks

To many people

[manic abyss]

Too*

[inland ravine]

Corn

[manic abyss]

I love corn

the vegetable that is

[coral prawn]

Hello daud and gwnj

[manic abyss]

Héy

[coral prawn]

I dont it taste weird

[heavy dune]

is silksong out?

[cyan forum]

now

let us take back our shattered skies!

[amber yoke]

yea

they released on Scratch early

🙏

[coral prawn]

26 min

Stockholm is a godforseken place i swear

[manic abyss]

Why are you named Cornholl then?

[coral prawn]

Ugh

To answer that I would need too find the video

I'll come back my phone has 5%

[steep night]

silksong soon

[formal karma]

Citation needed

[steep night]

Gut feeling

[formal karma]

That hasn't worked for 2 years

[steep night]

Yeah but if I say "It's this month" every month then it's bound to work somday

[formal karma]

But then you end up with a 99% fail rate

Wheras I get a 99% success rate and silksong

Either way I win

[steep night]

I just want the silly bugs back already :c

[formal karma]

Back?

[steep night]

All those silly underground bugs

I want to see underground bugs once more

not back because new bugs

[formal karma]

Mhmm

[steep night]

Anyways i'm goinjg to sleep bye

[formal karma]

Bye

[cerulean sable]

im here to hollow knights and silk songs

and im already out of songs

[lament lotus]

i eatid it all

[dapper topaz]

Day 1 of bs silksong theory:

Maybe Hornet is void and the steel enemies are trying to prevent the void to spread to Pharloom and therefore they're attacking Hornet

[exotic vine]

Chat is this real?

[formal karma]

Hard no on that one

[deep laurel]

it cannot be disproven

[formal karma]

Other than she's not void

[fresh copper]

How are yall doing this mediocre day?

[formal karma]

Making the best of the bad ig

After receiving 2 broken bones I have concluded that the optimal amount of broken bones is zero

[fresh copper]

Having zero broken bones, I can confirm its nice having them all working

Tho I almost broke my ankle trying to get into bed last night

[formal karma]

Given a chance I would take a mulligan on that day

[torpid orchid]

hi

[cunning geode]

what happened?

[formal karma]

I slipped on some ice- dislocated my knee a d then fell on my leg resulting in the fractures

[cunning geode]

ah damn, wishing you a speedy recovery aye

bone breaking is like, pretty damn scary

[formal karma]

The mundanity of it all was the worst part

[cunning geode]

the reality of the situation

[coarse leaf]

It will come out one day

[cunning geode]

yup

[coral prawn]

correct

[fiery burrow]

Wgat if i eat half of it

Will it still come out

[shell yacht]

have you heard of where food goes

[olive bobcat]

New Dan & Dan today

[shell yacht]

what

[coral prawn]

she probably photosynthesis

[manic abyss]

How can you photosynthesis Silksong?

[fiery burrow]

Yeah its broken down and then my body absorbs whatever nutrients it needs and disposes of the waste it doesn't want

[silver oak]

me

[fiery burrow]

Is Silksong high in fiber

[manic abyss]

Think so

[coral prawn]

take you phone and put the ss trailer on loop and tape it on you roof and sit under it forever

[shell yacht]

idk go eat a spiderweb and find out

[manic abyss]

Although I think it's low in protein

[olive bobcat]

Necro: impatient, hasty, only 1 Dandadan chapter to read
Me: strategic, patient, has 3 chapters to read (not behind)

Another W fit my queen

[wheat sail]

Gm

[golden pawn]

Kirb!

[olive bobcat]

Me: Bummed, impatient, out of chapters

[cunning geode]

Me: Gongaga

[spare fractal]

Hi kirbstar!

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dandadan-santa-dodoria-seiko-ayase-qazira-okarun-gif-5090112100989442465

[deep laurel]

me: has no clue what Dandadan is

[coral prawn]

Should read it

[shell yacht]

girl obsessed with aliens vs guy obsessed with spirits try to prove each other wrong

[coral prawn]

Its amazing and wierd....

[shell yacht]

then shenanigans

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/momo-ayase-ayase-momo-dandadan-gif-6825950189453351318

Astrumify probably wouldn't watch it because of this scene

[patent heath]

What the hell is happening in there?

[coral prawn]

Kick

[deep laurel]

I'm obsessed with aliens

[kindred pewter]

did you know im an alien

[tawdry valley]

They aren’t interested stop stalking them with a telescope you creep

[wheat sail]

[wheat sail]

waddup

[kindred pewter]

whaaaat nooo

[cunning geode]

alien friendship

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/urusei-yatsura-urusei-yatsura-2022-lum-anime-cute-gif-14458204443102276792

[tawdry valley]

Aliens are friends not food

[spare fractal]

my nose started bleeding during class...

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/bruce-chum-anchor-pixar-finding-nemo-gif-15718016

[patent heath]

Nuh uh.

[tawdry valley]

Unrelated but that’s literally exactly how the same nemo comedy scene turned into a horror scene. So.

[deep laurel]

if they are not proven this or next year we may never get to prove it because supposedly there are whistleblowers waiting already

their time should be now

there are some few unexplained sightings once in a while that stay unexplained, but it's not enough for absolute proof

[cunning geode]

wh what

[deep laurel]

instead, the only thing believers are discussing is if where they come from, space, earth or another dimension

way too soon for that

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/kurtis-conner-shrug-gif-18268300

[coral prawn]

kurtis conner

[rustic ore]

wtf is happening

[fiery burrow]

What?

[rustic ore]

conspiracy theorist or some shit?

[cunning geode]

ai generated

[inland ravine]

I HEARD SOMEONE SAID KURTIS CONNER

[patent heath]

GWNJ!!!!!

[coral prawn]

🖐️

[inland ravine]

JAY!!!!

[spare fractal]

GWNJ HI!!!!!!

[coral prawn]

Btw hi

[inland ravine]

CORN AND GATY :D

[spare fractal]

I didn't expect to see you now!

[inland ravine]

I'm going to sleep soon

If I don't chat back, that's means I sleep

[spare fractal]

hope you have a good sleep then!

[weary tapir]

movies are certainly in a state right now

[cunning geode]

honestly

[weary tapir]

we got argyle madame web and kung fu panda 4 in the span of 2 months

[cunning geode]

why put so much money into these movies like holy fucking smokes

[kindred pewter]

I still hate how this movie was mid

[cunning geode]

same with some of these triple A games coming out they put so much money into it like

[weary tapir]

this may be the worst period of time in movie history

[cunning geode]

really do you really need to do that

[spare fractal]

because then we get stuff like the amazing bulk

[weary tapir]

I think games are in a rly good state rn

ff7 rebirth shows AAA games can be worth money

[spare fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/amazing-bulk-car-explosion-bulk-amazing-car-gif-22502889594594194

[cunning geode]

there ARE good games

[coral prawn]

Amazing bulck

[cunning geode]

a successful game does NOT need upwards of 100 millions dollars put into it to make it good and successful

or fun

[spare fractal]

hey neekolai!

I beat Culex in Mario RPG!

[cunning geode]

i would love to see the source for these but like... this does not instill confidence in me

[fiery burrow]

2 billion

[spare fractal]

2 BILLION?!

That's insane!

[high hedge]

@inland ravine gwnj world domination

[inner fiber]

10x less budget yet 10x better as a game is so hilarious

[cunning geode]

i think the ER budget is from an estimation between 100M and 200M

[inland ravine]

[cunning geode]

thats still like... so much if true. like too much

[high hedge]

Its true!

[high hedge]

More expensive means more better means more sales

[cunning geode]

like how much of these budgets are for marketing? idk. i wanna see the numbers now but companies like bandai namco are tight-lipped

[high hedge]

I think every studio’s continued existence should be dependent on one title being extremely successful

And making their budget back ten times over

[cunning geode]

i mean

its no real guarantee

[inner fiber]

ay man i dont think battlefield is doing so good...

[high hedge]

Oh no…

What went wrong

[inner fiber]

alot 😭

[cunning geode]

they battled too hard

[high hedge]

Should they have put mooore money?

[inner fiber]

frfr

[high hedge]

3 billion mayhaps

[inner fiber]

add 1 billion more and they might make something worth 2 mins of my life

[high hedge]

4 billion guaranteed good game in 6 months

[inner fiber]

i love how 1 billion of that went into perfecting the shop ui and polishing it

[cunning geode]

are ya making a game to make money or are you making a game that makes money

...thats really dumb ignore me

[inner fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-satoru-gojo-because-you-are-the-strongest-gif-18044225357985776245

[high hedge]

No I liked it

I just didn’t say anything

Like it’s about intention vs execution

[prime sparrow]

Do hornets eyes just have eyes? Does she have really beady small eyes or are they just massive?

[inner fiber]

small beadly eyes

[cunning geode]

Did they create this world in my image?
Or did I create this world?

[inner fiber]

(probably)

[prime sparrow]

I agree

[inner fiber]

truly the most quote of all times

[inner fiber]

mhm gives her that slick look

[cunning geode]

from Hivemind by Ashbreather

[deep laurel]

I wish I could eat breakfast all day

[cunning geode]

good song

[inner fiber]

could the knight grow up (theoretically) and look something similar to the hollow knight

[cunning geode]

ye

well depends on who you ask

[cunning geode]

some say they would have to be raised specially like how THK was raised by the Pale King

[inner fiber]

yoo imagine if in a sequel we get to fight an "adult" knight

[cunning geode]

yes thats it

[inner fiber]

looks great

[cunning geode]

its about 38 minutes long

[deep laurel]

eat your PoP to get strong

[inner fiber]

damn

[deep laurel]

also protein shakes for the knight

[fiery burrow]

Its a corpse so as Wombat mentioned it would have to be grown artificially

[inner fiber]

oh damn a buff knight would go crazy

[inner fiber]

hmm i wonder if the knight can like change the outlook of his shade and make it look bigger and slimer

[fiery burrow]

Post voidheart it could (Provided it lost its shell first)

[inner fiber]

true true that would make sense

man i wish we had moves similar to the pure vessel where we grow spikes from the bottom

with our pure nail

[manic abyss]

https://youtu.be/bVcd09omAqE?si=LIA92WhaiHy7gdeF

[verbal trench]

silksong

[spare fractal]

silksong will never come ouuuuuuuut!!

probably.

maybe.

who knows.

perchance.

[wheat sail]

It's out in 6 weeks

[golden pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-jerma-dance-jerma-getting-it-in-jerma-groove-gif-22774674

[spare fractal]

perchance.

[ripe cliff]

You can't just say perchance

[fresh copper]

Mayhaps

[cunning geode]

https://media.tenor.com/OsZd2wU5XmsAAAAd/jerma-jerma-yell.gif

[coral prawn]

Oh nice i stopped a war

[fallen blaze]

Bro think he the mediator

[coral prawn]

I don't think🥴

to complicated for me

[flat remnant]

joima

[golden pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-metal-gear-solid5-metal-gear-solid-diamond-dogs-gif-24361910

Joima summoning his army of silly goobers

[fallen blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/king-bob-kingbob-minions-movie-gif-5723179

[flat remnant]

king bob fans when i execute him via guillotine

[uncut citrus]

you called?

also you drew the guillotine blade reversed

what a silly cat.........

[flat remnant]

i drew that MONRHS AGO

[uncut citrus]

upside down i mean

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/sunakook-cat-screaming-gif-25279230

i need to remake it

[uncut citrus]

you should make art for me for free

[brazen jetty]

Silk ?

[flat remnant]

reev bestie my nitro runs out today

[coral prawn]

Eww no

[flat remnant]

can u spare 3 dolare

[tired sedge]

Can anyone Say Kid Amgis?

But backwards

[uncut citrus]

[brazen jetty]

No silks ong 😦

[flat remnant]

i'll draw you new and improved reeviotine for that price...

(i'll draw it either way but i'm being opportunistic here )

[upbeat bear]

agenda piece back at it again

[inner fiber]

perchance

[inner fiber]

LMFAOOO

[inner fiber]

would you like to hear a few words about my GOAT van augur

[upbeat bear]

nah my goat ussop better

[inner fiber]

cap

[spare fractal]

history class is tedious.

[rustic ore]

yall wanna learn about screws

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664176436390789133/1216681725846093854/VID_20240310_132743_139-1.mp4?ex=66014628&is=65eed128&hm=42242ef045ab9be6f7d7be1e52abb5e22bb623abb8414f36111be34bc28e7693&

[wide quartz]

[spare fractal]

I'm almost done with school...

Thank Team Cherry.

[pulsar sleet]

I miss Team Cherry

What happened to them?

[spare fractal]

they became one with the force.

[pulsar sleet]

Oh

Did they ever finish Silksong?

[wide quartz]

yes

[rustic ore]

you cant have it tho

[spare fractal]

why not?

[rustic ore]

you've been a very bad community

and bad communities get delayed releases

[quartz cave]

ennea saying something based wtf

[high hedge]

Star Citizen community must be insanely toxic

[rustic ore]

apparently they're pretty chill save for all chat

[cyan forum]

Yo, buddy.

Still alive?

[opaque sigil]

No

[exotic vine]

Say I if you have a beating heart in your possession

[coral prawn]

Shame

[pulsar sleet]

But what if I purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

[flat remnant]

electric chair

[young breach]

me

[full rune]

Mom said it was my turn in the electric chair

[versed pollen]

Does this mean you're the electric chair

[merry dawn]

It'll never happen

[full rune]

[merry dawn]

You know it won't release

[ripe cliff]

Has anyone recreated the sisyphus meme with ogrim

[merry dawn]

Who?

[ripe cliff]

Dung defender

[merry dawn]

Oh alr

I thought the same thing

But I did find leaked SS bosses

[ripe cliff]

Mossk

[merry dawn]

Mass mosk

Elon nosk vs lizard Zuckerberg

I know it

[coral prawn]

[narrow prawn]

Lmao

[spare fractal]

Finally... I'm done with school for today.

Why does school drag on for so long?!

Now I get to take a break...

[potent pilot]

I like how ss discussion has become a general chat. Damn you team cherry.

[uncut citrus]

this was silly enough to make me nose exhaust

[toxic lily]

[spare fractal]

hi reevers

[fiery burrow]

mfs will turn literally anything into an excuse to hate TC

[potent pilot]

It’s called joking

[fervent ore]

Team Cherry sucks!!!!!

[flat remnant]

team fraudulent

[fervent ore]

Team chair

[wheat sail]

Team trash garbage

[fiery burrow]

Statement
Unrelated (rude) statement

Where's the joke

Its quite poor

[fervent ore]

Silksong is just a money laundering scheme smh

[flat remnant]

fnuyy

i'm cackling in my shoes

[fervent ore]

"Damn you team cherry" is fairly obviously satire

Sounds like something a Disney villain would say

[potent pilot]

Thank you term. Someone gets it

[fiery burrow]

I've seen people unironically use the same line of reasoning

[flat remnant]

sic him

[fervent ore]

amogus

[fiery burrow]

Cough mosscord

[potent pilot]

I think someone is a little testy today

[formal karma]

It's a joke like "silknever" is a joke. Technically accurate- but rancidly bad

[flat remnant]

what is it with link botw pfps and being unsufferable

[potent pilot]

So is it wrong for people to be disappointed that the game isn’t out yet? I think that is a fairly reasonable stance to have

[formal karma]

I dunno why do grim pops say the silliest things its just the interest

[flat remnant]

my guy why do you care

it's just a game

[fiery burrow]

So you hate waffles?

[formal karma]

But you said you were joking didn't you?

[fiery burrow]

Its fine to be excited for a game and dissapointed its not out yet, its weird to turn that into hating TC as a joke

[fervent ore]

No, we all hate team cherry! Team Cherry sucks!!!

[formal karma]

Okay nvm I got.my wires crossed

[fiery burrow]

For the record Silksong isn't even that unique in its development cycle

[remote ibex]

Me when I say this to sports fans (I fucking die)

[fervent ore]

Ari Gibson more like Ari Fibson!!

[potent pilot]

Idk about that. Games don’t GENERALLY show gameplay more than 5 years before it comes outs

But true it isn’t unique per say

[fiery burrow]

What do you think trailers are for

[potent pilot]

Trailer and gameplay is different

[fiery burrow]

Ads, they aren't going to show the unfinished parts of the game

[formal karma]

Almost every trailer that isn't a cinematic has gameplay.... what

[fiery burrow]

Generally I dunno if the average joe is that interested in the cutscenes or story

[potent pilot]

Even then. Trailers are usually shown no more than a couple years before the game comes out. But 5? Not a usual occurrence

[formal karma]

Whaaaaaaat

[brittle garnet]

i mean

[formal karma]

It kinda os

[fervent ore]

No way

[formal karma]

For a dev team that's 3 people putting out a game like silksong

[brittle garnet]

it's not like when they released the trailer they knew it would take 5 more years

[formal karma]

What the fuck are people smoking

[fiery burrow]

Especially new comers which are part of the trailers intended demographic

[remote ibex]

They originally announced it as a dlc so its not like they could've just gone silent for 4 years before announcing its a game

[fervent ore]

Unless they did

[brittle garnet]

they didn't

[formal karma]

Next you'll worry about it being a cyberpunk situation

[spare fractal]

Finally I'm free!

[potent pilot]

Look I think my comment was misunderstood. I don’t hate the studio. I’m sure they are going to release a great game when it’s ready.

[ripe cliff]

Of course i don't want to see that stuff in a trailer, I'd much rather experience it in game. However I think one of the largest appeals of HK for me is the storytelling

[fervent ore]

Can we ban this guy

[fervent ore]

Yes

[fiery burrow]

For an indie game it kinda is. You also have to keep in mind that HK released prematurely when they didn't have enough budget, in actuality the game was revealed in 2014 and finished in 2018.

[spare fractal]

Can we ban this guy?

[brittle garnet]

i mean yes it's valid to be disappointed

[fiery burrow]

OK but if I clicked on an HK trailer and saw just like the opening cutscene I don't think I would be very intrigued.

[potent pilot]

It happens. It’s not normal though.

[fiery burrow]

If it happens enough to be noteworthy it is normal

[potent pilot]

?

[spare fractal]

Anyways, are people complaining about Silksong not coming out again?

[wide quartz]

can we ban this guy

[potent pilot]

That’s not what normal is

[fervent ore]

Of course

[fiery burrow]

It doesn't happen all the time, but that's not the requirement for normal

[rapid topaz]

No we can't

[spare fractal]

Aw, shucks!

[rapid topaz]

Because Cha0s is based

[potent pilot]

Now we are just arguing over semantics

[ripe cliff]

RIGHT like I said it wouldn't be great to put in the trailer, but that doesn't mean it isn't one of the game's main appeals/something the average Joe would be interested in once they get into the game

[fiery burrow]

Ofc once they get into the game they would

I'm talking about the trailers and maketing

[spare fractal]

Can people stop complaining about Silksong not coming out?

[fervent ore]

Why isn't Silksong out?

[lime tundra]

Because it’s not real

It never was real, wake up

[fiery burrow]

Maybe TC shouldn't've abandoned their community and gone radio silent.

[flat remnant]

the majority of the hk community is chock full of 12-15 year olds so it's not possible 😔

[lime tundra]

Have you checked pins here??

[ripe cliff]

A surprising amount of announcement trailers do rely largely on cutscenes alone, which is weird because they don't give you much of an idea of what to expect in terms of gameplay quality

[fiery burrow]

Yeah I know the rules; I didn't break any

[ripe cliff]

Suicide squad kill the justice league comes to mind

[lime tundra]

That’s not what I mean, 25 days ago a dev messaged in here

[rapid topaz]

That doesn't work because a radio can't be silenced

[flat remnant]

the fuck are pins me and my homies obnoxiously ask if there are any news 🗣️

[fervent ore]

Not a dev

[fiery burrow]

Rise up to tyranny my fellow Radioheads 😔 ✊

[fiery burrow]

Leth isn't a dev

But yes they didn't abandon us

[fervent ore]

Leth hasn't at least

[spare fractal]

Unrelated but your pfp reminds me of plants vs zombies.

[lime tundra]

I actually didn’t know that whoops

[flat remnant]

blerhghghgh brains blehghg

[rapid topaz]

Bocchi the cone

[spare fractal]

cat has become based!

[lime tundra]

Give the dev team patience, if they feel it’s ready to release, they’ll release it, relax and let them work

I personally don’t care when it comes out as long as it’s a good game they spent time on

Art takes time to make

[hollow terrace]

I FUCKING DESPISE TEAM CHERRY

[lime tundra]

TRUE, DOWN WITH TC

[fiery burrow]

"I want the cake now"

[spare fractal]

as some random person once said: "a delayed game will eventually be good, but a rushed game will be bad forever."

[ripe cliff]

Pitchforks, get your pitchforks

[deep laurel]

they're too old!

[lime tundra]

[stark prism]

Duke Nukem Forever:

[rapid topaz]

ah that famous Jules Ceasar quote

[lime tundra]

If you don’t want a sequel to your beloved franchise to be bad, give the devs a break man

[ripe cliff]

I think it was mario

[flat remnant]

why do we have so many veruca salts in this server

[lime tundra]

Anyways when are we getting hungry knight 2

[deep laurel]

I tried but no way to break in

[spare fractal]

nah I'm pretty sure it was mark zuckerberg

[fiery burrow]

What?

[rapid topaz]

makes so much more sense

[flat remnant]

the i want it now kid

[lime tundra]

The impenetrable fortress holds the secrets

[fiery burrow]

Oh

[lime tundra]

I tried applying to college and the fuckin website is down for maintenance

[stark prism]

JACKPOT!

[uncut citrus]

Today we are reviewing our 382nd ss-discussion quote

[wide quartz]

legend is she still hasn't revealed if she is tall

[remote ibex]

Ok but is she tall

[sage void]

7ft/10

[remote ibex]

7/10

[lament coyote]

Actually, if i skip the 2nd room in path of pain (since lever is already switched) will it still count as a hitless clear

[opaque sigil]

Afaik there’s no governing body

[unborn dome]

Cyberpunk 2077

[upbeat bear]

if only there was some way to notify someone when you have a question for them

[remote ibex]

I wouldn't wanna get pinged for that so ima assume she doesn't either

[spare fractal]

...as I once said, a delayed game will most of the time be good.

[upbeat bear]

clober how tall are you

[remote ibex]

Why are you like this

[unborn dome]

Starfield

[stark prism]

i wanna know whats in the scam link

it could be a trillion free dollars

[upbeat bear]

how tall are you

[remote ibex]

6'1

[spare fractal]

...a delayed game will probably be good.

[upbeat bear]

SHORT

POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS SHORT USER

[remote ibex]

Please do

[coarse leaf]

"A delayed game is bad; a rushed game is bad, all video games are bad I fucking hate video games and making them"

Michael Zaki or whatever

[wide quartz]

holy spagholi imagine being over four foot

[upbeat bear]

🫵

[spare fractal]

I won't.

[flat remnant]

lame

[upbeat bear]

im 6’3” and unproud

I still just wanna be lil

[spare fractal]

"A rushed videogame sucks, but we want silksong so we don't care."
-some loser

[upbeat bear]

-some loser

[upbeat bear]

how tall are you gate

[spare fractal]

In my country we use meters to measure height.

[marsh ibex]

man

[upbeat bear]

well in my country we answer the fucking questions

[upbeat bear]

SHUT UP JOJOKER

[marsh ibex]

I didn’t even say anything

[spare fractal]

It's 1.80 meters.

[upbeat bear]

small

[marsh ibex]

I was just gonna say I’m thirty minutes late for my therapy appointment

[spare fractal]

average.

[upbeat bear]

lil

[spare fractal]

normal.

[upbeat bear]

tiny

[marsh ibex]

also I really miss her

[spare fractal]

probably taller than reeves.

[upbeat bear]

this is why you are late

[spare fractal]

miss who?

[marsh ibex]

your mom

[flat remnant]

you doing well?

[upbeat bear]

yo yo ma

[spare fractal]

she got married and had a beautiful family.

You, on the other hand, don't.

[quartz cave]

Trying to get over joky

[spare fractal]

hi there, no longer my bestie.

[flat remnant]

patoo on his evil arc

[quartz cave]

Wtf reeves but i love you in a friendly way!

[upbeat bear]

how do you know

[remote ibex]

How tall are you

[spare fractal]

We already went over that arc, now we're on the Patoo tries to convince Ismoil that he's not Reeves arc.

[flat remnant]

so evil arc

[fiery burrow]

Who is Patoo

Reeves wtf are you smoking

[stark prism]

IT WAS ME I POISONED THE HARBOR

[flat remnant]

hell yeah

[quartz cave]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[flat remnant]

show it to the british pigs

[upbeat bear]

6’3”

[spare fractal]

shut up ismoil.

[quartz cave]

Rude

[remote ibex]

HAH TALL

[spare fractal]

Haha! She's tall!

[remote ibex]

Can the girl pill make you shorter

[spare fractal]

...actually, wait a second, you're the size of a house or what?!

[upbeat bear]

sadly no

[stark prism]

i heard you can achieve that by either amputating ye legs or uhhhhhhhhhh twisting yer spine into a pretzel

[remote ibex]

Will do

[stark prism]

KFC PIZZA AND PASTA

BUY NOW

NO QUESTIONS ASKED

[spare fractal]

wait a sec, I'm pretty sure that's like, average.

[stark prism]

what unit of measurement is that

[spare fractal]

1.90 meters isn't really "tall"

[lament coyote]

Why.

[upbeat bear]

so you are just short

[stark prism]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-invasion-of-the-body-snatchers-gif-21208914

[upbeat bear]

does it make it worse that im not even done with puberty

[spare fractal]

Wait a sec, I'm not done with puberty either!

Huh. That's pretty coincidental.

[stark prism]

what the fuck was a puberty

is it a type of nasal deformity?

[fiery burrow]

It doesn't make it worse because being tall isn't bad

[stark prism]

i remember remembering what it was

[upbeat bear]

I got like uhhhhh

2 growth spurts left

[flat remnant]

depends on personal preference methinks

[upbeat bear]

back hurts

[flat remnant]

I'm fairly tall among my family but being cute would be nice

[fiery burrow]

I just want short people to feel bad

[stark prism]

thats good, when something hurts thats how you know yer alive

[remote ibex]

7 foot tall mf

[stark prism]

ye gotta learn how to enojy pain yaknow

pain is good for everybody yea

[upbeat bear]

I have come close to death 14 times, Im pretty sure I want nothing to do with pain

[flat remnant]

hitting you many times with hammers

[stark prism]

surviving hurts truly dying is painless

[spare fractal]

Hey! Who do you think you are, El Chapulin Colorado?!

[flat remnant]

don quixote tbh

[fiery burrow]

Are you hiking El Caminito del Rey multiple times or something

[upbeat bear]

I was cursed with being physically well built and tall so Im not allowed to be small and cute

[remote ibex]

Shape shift

[spare fractal]

Actually that's hilarious I'm only calling cat El Chapulin Colorado from now on.

[upbeat bear]

also the leftovers of surviving 14 encounters with deatg

[flat remnant]

i guess my face is cute in that dorky fella sort of way but i am lanky

[remote ibex]

Lanky people are cute wtf

Also why are you cosplaying pvz conehead

[flat remnant]

i am immaculate

[spare fractal]

That's what I'm saying!

[fiery burrow]

AMONG US

[flat remnant]

(by @machuuu68 on twatter)

[upbeat bear]

MY HANDS REACH MY KNEES

[remote ibex]

I wish I was cute

[remote ibex]

Thats impressive

[flat remnant]

murders burgers

[flat remnant]

my hands reach my thighs and suddenly i feel very emasculated

[upbeat bear]

Benefits of long arm:
Grab
Long range
Yoink

[flat remnant]

this u?

[upbeat bear]

Downsides:
I look like an unnatural freak of nature more akin to machine than man

[upbeat bear]

HE IS SO GENDER

[remote ibex]

Just have a cute anime girl pfp irl

[stark prism]

ew a doctor

[remote ibex]

So shrimple

[upbeat bear]

I despise the fact that if I wasnt trans id probably be amazing at sports n shi

[flat remnant]

bring your apples

[flat remnant]

what's stopping you

[spare fractal]

what does being trans have to do with sports?

[remote ibex]

Just be a sporty gurl

[fiery burrow]

[barren sequoia]

Aint allowed

[spare fractal]

why not?

[unborn dome]

Skull and Bones

[barren sequoia]

Publicans

[upbeat bear]

the law

[flat remnant]

what's stopping you

[spare fractal]

are trans people prohibited to play sports by law?

[flat remnant]

the law is merely a suggestion

[remote ibex]

Yes

[fiery burrow]

There are slight differences between AMAB and AFAB but being fair when it comes to biological differences isn't the point of athletics anyways

[upbeat bear]

I dont want to be hatecrimed

[barren sequoia]

Eh its by area or organizations

I've met trans athletes at track meets and stuff its not bg federal law or nothin

[upbeat bear]

the sport I do is REALLY against trans people

[remote ibex]

Which is?

Boxing or something

[upbeat bear]

Mixed martial arts

[remote ibex]

Close enough

[upbeat bear]

I specialize in JiuJitsu

[flat remnant]

domain expansion

[remote ibex]

Infinite cone heads

[coarse leaf]

I mean thats kinda to be expected no?

[upbeat bear]

yeah its fair that im probably kot gonna be allowed to compete if I transition

because im like already a foot taller than the girls in my bracket

which are grown ass adults

[remote ibex]

I love being heavily closeted from fear of judgement

[coarse leaf]

MMA is not really something where you should put men, or women that have transitioned which still had the physical strength boost from the increased testosterone level, against women who didnt have that, its just unfair and dangerous imo

Same way the other way around ofcourse

[upbeat bear]

I fully understand the rule, it litterally is not a competition between my teenage self and the adult women in my bracket

[remote ibex]

How strong is a trans man whos taken testosterone for like 5 years compared to a cis man

[upbeat bear]

It would be actually unfair to let me compete against them

[upbeat bear]

less of a difference but there is still a difference

[remote ibex]

Would they be allowed to compete since they're at a disadvantage

[coarse leaf]

I dont have any data on that, but i would assume theyre still at the disadvantage

[opaque sigil]

A lot of the time people who make these arguments also aren’t really prioritizing fairness, since just dividing by gender or sex is inherently already very flawed since even within any category physiques will vary wildly

[coarse leaf]

Ok but mma has weight classes for that exact reason

[upbeat bear]

I should probably also mention im a whopping 50 kg

[remote ibex]

HUH

[upbeat bear]

:3

[opaque sigil]

Yeah, which is probably as important as sex assigned at birth and means that assigned sex doesn’t have to be the only or predominant factor

[remote ibex]

Jesus christ 6'3 and 50kg

Thats not ok

[upbeat bear]

I am aware

[remote ibex]

Hop on eating gn

[upbeat bear]

however I have this cool thing called: eating disorder

[remote ibex]

[upbeat bear]

so I am like just barely hitting the minimum daily calories to be alive

[remote ibex]

Would a woman and a man who are the same size be equal strength

[remote ibex]

Ew I have school bye chat

[barren sequoia]

Men are usually denser

[stark prism]

definitely not

[opaque sigil]

It’s not really that simple

[coarse leaf]

I mean ig? The transitioned women and the women in the same weight class are statistically speaking, assuming they didnt transition in childhood because i just dont know how that affects things, still apart tho

[upbeat bear]

just a skill issue on my behalf ngl

[opaque sigil]

Well that’s also making some weird assumptions about transitioning, not every trans woman takes hormone therapy

And basing stuff on assumptions of hrt is kind of implicitly a transmedicalist thing which isn’t great for people who can’t or choose not to do hrt

[upbeat bear]

GATITOS

[coarse leaf]

Ok sure ig, but if they're not on hrt, doesnt that just make the argument even more valid?

[opaque sigil]

They may or may not be

Trying to adhere to a gender binary explicitly also puts nonbinary people in a weird position

[coarse leaf]

Tammo im gonna be honest, im not sure what youre actually trying to say

I dont even disagree, but i just dont see the point

[opaque sigil]

I’m trying to say that organizing on gender as the primary factor is maybe just a fundamentally flawed approach and the answer isn’t just “should x group be put in y box”

[coarse leaf]

I see

How would you change the system then

Because you do have to take the biological strength differences of male and female into account

[opaque sigil]

Idk, height and weight, hormones, I’m not an expert and I’m not claiming to have a specific answer

[upbeat bear]

me watching them argue about weight classes n shit knowing damn well I gotta go against someone 4x my weight tomorrow

[coarse leaf]

Lmao wtf

[opaque sigil]

You have to take that variance into account, the sexual dimorphism itself doesn’t have to be targeted directly

[wide quartz]

drug their drink

[opaque sigil]

There’s a lot of variance within the sexes too, it’s not like that’s the sole determiner of physical attributes

[upbeat bear]

THE PLACE I TRAIN AT IS ALSO COINCIDENTALLY USED BY POLICE OFFICERS TO TRAIN

[wide quartz]

DANGIT

[coarse leaf]

I think i see what youre trying to say, yes I do agree with that

[upbeat bear]

MY OPPONENT TOMORROW IS A 40 YEAR OLD MAN WHO WEIGHS 200kg AND IS A FUCKING COP

AND IM GONNA WIN

[wide quartz]

[upbeat bear]

80% WIN RATE BABY

[wide quartz]

whats your fighting style

[uncut citrus]

slay

[opaque sigil]

Whisper the Miranda rights to him and it might short circuit his brain to give you an advantage

[upbeat bear]

I do jiujitsu but more importantly im numb to pain in a lot of parts due to several incidents

so I just kinda “fuck it we ball” until I physically cant move

[swift iron]

yo

[wide quartz]

could you possibly explain the process of how you would defeat such a large opponent

i like hearing about martial arts

[upbeat bear]

the legs

[wide quartz]

ah right, just about knocking them to the floor

[upbeat bear]

big people are not used to being charged and toppled and then having their legs broken

[coarse leaf]

True, the current systems in place kinda just assume people are on ridiculous amounts of drugs and somehow "equalize" through that

[upbeat bear]

because jiu jitsu is the art of folding clothes whilst your opponent still wears them

[coarse leaf]

Or well not assumes but thats what it leads to

[marsh ibex]

I know exactly how to win against him

[upbeat bear]

guns are not allowed jojoker

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-faust-gif-21005861

he takes light damage to his eyes

[upbeat bear]

IM NOT BALD

[wide quartz]

haha bald

[upbeat bear]

my hair is going white thi

[upbeat bear]

I have longish wavy hair

its supposed to be black or raven or whatever the hell its called

[wide quartz]

[upbeat bear]

BUT im fucked genetically

my entire family tree got white hair super young so im just gonna hard commit to the white hair thing once I cant avoid it anymore

[coarse leaf]

Ive been meaning to go check out mma classes but theres not really any close to me

[upbeat bear]

cool thing they dont teach you: a gun at like 5 feet or more of range works just as well

[coarse leaf]

Ok I was moreso thinking for fun then self defense street fights arent a very good idea, were far too squishy for that

[upbeat bear]

who is we?

[coarse leaf]

Human beings in general

[upbeat bear]

skill issue ong

still aint break a bone

[marsh ibex]

oh you’re bald bald

[upbeat bear]

which is amazing despite the amount of buildings ive taken a tumble off of and fights ive been in

[upbeat bear]

what if you are bald and dont wanna admit it

[marsh ibex]

liz I made the concoction and drank it

I sent the video in this channel

I have no shame

[upbeat bear]

how was it

[marsh ibex]

almost died

[coarse leaf]

No? Lets not be stupid here, fighting in the street is one of the dumbest things you can do

[upbeat bear]

skill issue

[upbeat bear]

now me personally id just win

[marsh ibex]

bald aah

[coarse leaf]

That mindset gets people stabbed or shot, just saying

[upbeat bear]

I think you just mad you lost

[upbeat bear]

jojoker ahhh

[coarse leaf]

Im smart enough to not get into street fights

[marsh ibex]

you wish you were me

because I’m a hot mess

[upbeat bear]

im hot just in all the wrong ways

(body temperature)

[marsh ibex]

Im sick as well

[upbeat bear]

oh yeah well

[quartz cave]

Thats the spirit joky!!!!!

[upbeat bear]

bald

[marsh ibex]

projection, thy name is :3

[upbeat bear]

projection you are jojoker

[marsh ibex]

So true I am Naobito pilled

[upbeat bear]

oh yeah well im silly pilled

:3

[fiery burrow]

:3

w< ^w^ on top

[spare fractal]

Ah, yes. The discussion of the century.

[fiery burrow]

No thats Silking Vs Songing

[spare fractal]

No, that's the discussion of the millenium.

[flat remnant]

(ФωФ)

[winter summit]

Yeah sure, but the discussion of the eon is milk or cereal first
I have transcended from being a mere mortal, and found true power in that question… what goes first, the cereal of the milk.

[fiery burrow]

͡°ω ͡°

[warped nacelle]

Silk

[marsh ibex]

personally I put the milk first

then the floor

then the bowl

then the cereal

[analog vortex]

Bro

Milk

Then bowl

Then rice

Then cereal

Then house

Then water

Then universe

Then Earth

[runic atlas]

Bowl, milk, cereal

Coffee, caramel, root beer, pulverized green jade, salt, pepper, habanero extract

Almost frogor

Cow head, frog legs, bat wings, cat soul

[full rune]

Reminder that I have added games to my steam wishlist. Buying them for me is appreciated

[runic atlas]

No but this part I was deadass I put the milk first

[full rune]

(Minimum of 2 to get your name out on the whiteboard)

[full rune]

I knew you were weird but this?

[runic atlas]

It's how I grew up

My parents put the milk first I put the milk first

And I don't even eat cereal anymore so

[marsh ibex]

who asked

[analog vortex]

What whiteboard

[full rune]

Me 🙂

[analog vortex]

If they total to 4 dollars I can buy them for you

[rapid topaz]

Has anyone even seen a loading screen for when you quit a game? took about 1 minute of loading.. something after I choose "close the game" lol

weird

[runic atlas]

Bro they all like 20$+ make cheaper wishes

[full rune]

Be richer

[runic atlas]

Bro have you seen your past 4 messages

[analog vortex]

Says the guy asking us to buy games for him

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/angai313-slicing-bread-mickey-mouse-gif-22832013

[runic atlas]

True, mods can we ban Zal for begging

[full rune]

Banning all of you

Even the mods who disagree with me

[analog vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-moderators-gif-19474608

[primal horizon]

true ^w^

[jade canopy]

Some games can be ass with loading times on pc
Doesn’t really surprise me

Often because they’re busy doing double triple save shenanigans that need online connection or some shit

[runic atlas]

About time, we were all planning to leave you alone anyways.

We shall build a new empire where thy presence shalt not be welcomed.

[full rune]

I'm telling mom

[rapid topaz]

That was an offline solo game and there doesn't seems to be any saving when quitting but maybe it's actually that yeah

[runic atlas]

Got that Pinos Mrime halfway through had to pull out the thy and shalt

[analog vortex]

Zal is cool enough to join but he is running on thin ice

[runic atlas]

Ari doesn't need to get involved in this

[uncut citrus]

whats up

[coarse leaf]

Zal forces us to buy games and bans us

[runic atlas]

Le ceiling

🥖

[charred surge]

The Upper Peninsula of Michigan—also known as Upper Michigan or colloquially the U.P.—is the northern and more elevated of the two major landmasses that make up the U.S. state of Michigan; it is separated from the Lower Peninsula by the Straits of Mackinac. It is bounded primarily by Lake Superior to the north, separated from the Canadian province of Ontario at the east end by the St. Marys River, and flanked by Lake Huron and Lake Michigan along much of its south. Although the peninsula extends as a geographic feature into the state of Wisconsin, the state boundary follows the Montreal and Menominee rivers and a line connecting them.

[uncut citrus]

[runic atlas]

Dam I got outplayed hard

[storm escarp]

doxxing yourself

[pulsar sleet]

A prophecy said his second game would dethrone him

[wheat sail]

Hornets legs aren't void anymore

[rapid topaz]

what

[pulsar sleet]

But he's bound by Kickstart rules to work on the game

As a result he works on the game and then eats it every day

[wheat sail]

I'm the image

[pulsar sleet]

Fearful of his own work

[wheat sail]

Fake news

[pulsar sleet]

Fake news, Ari doesn't work on the game every day

[wheat sail]

They are Australian and while I'm staked outside their office I haven't seen any VB long necks coming in or vegemite

[smoky nebula]

The Kangas got to them

[atomic star]

I believe the came come out by 3 months (I will kidnap to enforce this)

[wheat sail]

🥶

Ww3 before silksong

[smoky nebula]

Silksong causes ww3

[wheat sail]

True

Australian government calls team Cherry everyday since most of their gdp will rely on silksong sales

Then they get invaded by China

[flat remnant]

guh

my nitro ran out

[upbeat bear]

buy more nitro

[flat remnant]

i'm POOR

https://tenor.com/view/sunakook-cat-screaming-gif-25279230

[upbeat bear]

go be someone's discord kitten for nitro

[storm escarp]

just dont need it

[flat remnant]

👉 👈

[upbeat bear]

exactly like this

go practice your UwUs

and your OwOs

[flat remnant]

will master give me a gift nya~

[upbeat bear]

go do this to someone who aint got coins in their wallet

(Im broke as shit)

[fiery burrow]

For the love of god though, please no :3s

[upbeat bear]

:3

https://tenor.com/view/haii-hai-cat-cat-face-colon-three-gif-7065253899130675783

[flat remnant]

(ФωФ)

[upbeat bear]

me being informed that there will be silly girl pills at the function

(Estrogen laced with fent and catnip)

[flat remnant]

femt

[rustic ore]

itll kill you, feminize you, then kill you again

[upbeat bear]

this is litterally the perfect ending

[smoky nebula]

No but there's a person who's a reg in HK disc that basically believes this will happen

[upbeat bear]

huh !

[smoky nebula]

They're waging war on :3

[flat remnant]

is it pengu

[upbeat bear]

this is why I refuse to leave silksong discussion

that and I am worried my brainrot will get worse

[smoky nebula]

No it's Levi(guy with a toilet PFP)

[upbeat bear]

oh well cant be worse than the concussions

annoying ass word to spell

[smoky nebula]

Wait who's hitting you in the head

[upbeat bear]

:3

Downside of the winrate

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-bruh-shut-up-didnt-ask-gif-26173232

[upbeat bear]

you can give them nitro so that they shut the hell up

[fiery burrow]

Mrrp

[upbeat bear]

mreow

[marsh ibex]

Nk

[smoky nebula]

What made you like this
Was it the 🏳️‍⚧️

Is this fate going to befall me

[olive bobcat]

Ironic

[upbeat bear]

mreow

[flat remnant]

aluo give me nitro again so i can 🍅

[flat remnant]

(don't actually )

[rustic ore]

(do it itll be funny)

[upbeat bear]

if they dont want it...

[smoky nebula]

When will this fate befall me
When it happens, will I be happy‽

[upbeat bear]

you will be just as depressed but now you make cat noises

[rustic ore]

one must imagine melancholy happy

[flat remnant]

i mean it would be cool but i've lasted 4 years now without nitro for most of it i'll be fine

[rustic ore]

you will die if you dont have nitro to tomate your friends

[smoky nebula]

For the fate of the world

[upbeat bear]

when the sad music is sad

[olive bobcat]

Shut up

[upbeat bear]

[pulsar sleet]

Oh well

You guys don't like Goya?

[upbeat bear]

the artist???

[pulsar sleet]

Yeah I edited Saturn as Ari eating Hornet and that got removed

[wheat sail]

Game music isn't real music

[upbeat bear]

I have a suspicion it was removed not because of the artist, but because its someone ||eating a child||

[upbeat bear]

you arent a real person

[pulsar sleet]

It's a freaking painting from 200 years ago but ok

[upbeat bear]

great, its still a painting involving ||child murder||

[upbeat bear]

it doesnt matter how you respond, ||its still cannibalism of an infant child||

[coarse leaf]

“Gamers isn’t real people”

[charred surge]

I love Goya, especially Saturn, edits still aren’t allowed in #hk-art-gallery

[pulsar sleet]

Or hkmeme apparently

[charred surge]

Oh fr?

[fiery burrow]

When the image is so bad even HK meme won't allow it 😔

[pulsar sleet]

I'll take that as a badge

[upbeat bear]

saving us all

[charred surge]

Well I say you can post it here, I won’t judge :3c

[fiery burrow]

Mods said it counted as gore for... fairly obvious reasons

[rustic ore]

you get that :3 shit outta here

[fiery burrow]

Y'all wouldn't survive a DAY on Olympus 😭

[upbeat bear]

:3

[charred surge]

Oh ok 😔

[rustic ore]

jettisoned into orbit

[opaque sigil]

something being old and having artistic merit doesn't mean it's not immensely disturbing and inappropraite for some contexts

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-gif-14663292704966997212

[shell yacht]

cant say that now these little shits will send you a fortnite clip

[charred surge]

It’s so goyaover

[upbeat bear]

have you considered your skill issue?

[upbeat bear]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-ltg-low-tier-god-crank-90s-and-one-pump-him-gif-8747840895607189074

[rustic ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1113622501713526856/1118978598888542308/3dgifmaker80331.gif

[charred surge]

Tf goin’ on in fortnite this time?

[upbeat bear]

peak

[charred surge]

They already peaked with the Peter skin, all downhill from there

[upbeat bear]

counterpoint: 1 agazillion mobility mechanics

[coarse leaf]

When ss releases I will make a ss disc legacy server to allow people to continue their journey to ss discing

[shell yacht]

some high n mighty idiot opened pandoras box, so some Olympians rolled up with part of the mountain

[charred surge]

Don’t that already exist

[coarse leaf]

No

[upbeat bear]

the children yearn for more mobility in all their games

[fiery burrow]

What is pandora's box

Do you mean pancreas's box? Pandora is the bear

[shell yacht]

star cmon

[opaque sigil]

I mean depending on the myth in some versions that's literally supposed to happen

[upbeat bear]

the box owned by pandora foolish

[charred surge]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandora's_box

[shell yacht]

yeah well in fortnite Zues got pissed bc these guys were acting like gods themselves, pretty close

[opaque sigil]

I haven't read any direct versions other than hesiod's works and days so idk if it's in all of them

[charred surge]

Wild how peter griffin was added before Greek mythology stuff

[marsh ibex]

insert percy jackson kids going “erm acksually it wasn’t a box it was a pithos, so more of a jar” here

[upbeat bear]

chat am I cooked?

(im :3 pilled)

[fiery burrow]

You're cooked

[shell yacht]

Greek Myth is such an easy lazy cliche at this point tho, but ever since fortnites old 5 yr plot wrapped up its been hella stale

[marsh ibex]

@opaque sigil seethe

[coarse leaf]

I’m based pilled

[upbeat bear]

remember the incident

[opaque sigil]

I mean it depends on how much they're doin because greek mythology has some wild stuff (very little of which would be at all appropriate to put in front of their target audience but still)

[coarse leaf]

Mfw accident

[marsh ibex]

I think they reworked several of the god’s domains

[upbeat bear]

mfw /j

[marsh ibex]

isn’t aphrodite god of the squad or smth

[opaque sigil]

I lost brain cells reading that

[upbeat bear]

god of cranking 90s

[shell yacht]

seems just like they sent a hit squad + aphro

[quartz cave]

Hey chatt hop on among us

[coarse leaf]

Code?

[fiery burrow]

How much of Greek Mythos was taught to children in ancient times

[marsh ibex]

anyways I was gonna hop onto fortnite until they made poseidon a lame goop guy

now I’m a hater

[quartz cave]

They shouldve added apollo ngl

Im a hater too because they didnt

[opaque sigil]

well there were pretty different norms at the time too

[upbeat bear]

none, they taught about skibidi rizz and W gyatts cranking 90s in OG fortnite with kai cenat and adin ross

[shell yacht]

they did an apollo i thought? hes just not in the battlepass. his face is on a boss token

[quartz cave]

HE IS???

WHERE

[charred surge]

reading some of the shit Greek gods did in the actual mythology

[manic abyss]

Good uhhh well it's not exactly a day, it's like 5 am, so good night, but not in the I'm gonna go sleep sense