sk-discussion

[quiet knot]

aw...

[olive bobcat]

What else would we do

[coarse leaf]

smh primal aspid ruined the fun

[serene chasm]

Getting a bit spammy imo

[sand sinew]

Silksong finally coming?

[serene chasm]

Go to bed

[coral prawn]

?sspsa

[white sail]

Reminder: The latest news for both Hollow Knight and Silksong can be found in #hk-announcements.
Check the pinned messages for more information, including a FAQ.

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[wheat delta]

looks cursed

[tawdry valley]

Augh

[cold lark]

Fingerspitzen

[coral prawn]

How?

[tawdry valley]

Too many embeds

[coarse leaf]

id agree if there were other conversations going on but like everyone was having fun

[wheat sail]

My b

[wheat sail]

Or what? 😹

[tawdry valley]

Nah it was getting old. Ai is dumb and silly, what’s new

[wheat delta]

or ban

[wheat sail]

Wait chill

[coarse leaf]

thats like saying funny thing makes me laugh whats new

[serene chasm]

I dont want people to get the idea they can do it whenever

[coarse leaf]

joyless mindset

[coarse leaf]

valid

[cold lark]

mfw the green lights are everywhere

[grand ferry]

good slep schedule

[olive bobcat]

Give me owner and then I can

[serene chasm]

Only simo can do that

[tawdry valley]

Okay? The same joke can be funny and unfunny

[coarse leaf]

whuh

[olive bobcat]

Ok schrodinger's joke

[coral prawn]

Its funny if some one funny says it

[wheat sail]

Oh yeah Simon thank you for inspiring me to sleep on time

I hate seeing feelspkman emojis

[cold lark]

W based

[tawdry valley]

Doesn’t make me joyless

[coarse leaf]

i dont know if im like dumb or something but this means genuinely nothing

[coral prawn]

[south crown]

the joke is not funny or unfunny until the cat laughs or cries

[olive bobcat]

Imma repost my figure display now

[grand ferry]

balls

[tawdry valley]

I probably should have dropped it and let the topic rest, it’s cool

[wide quartz]

its corns birthday iirc

[young saffron]

check your mail.

[coral prawn]

Yup

[tawdry valley]

Are the flowers part of the Nami one?

[young saffron]

HAPPY BDAY 👯

[coarse leaf]

why would they make the cat cry thats sad

[tawdry valley]

Matches either way.

[quiet token]

Happy birthday corn 🎂

[coral prawn]

Thank you peng and sharky

[coarse leaf]

i only make cats laugh i think idk those things dont emote like i do

[olive bobcat]

Yeah

Each figure is with their plant in that picture

Except for Zoro

Zoro got lost

[cold lark]

happy shawday stoner

[grand ferry]

may you complete eternity mode

[coarse leaf]

arent you a college student aluo how are you affording all of these

[tawdry valley]

Sweet idea

[olive bobcat]

Job

[south crown]

if the joke is bad enough

[quiet token]

Thinking about that one cat crying

[prisma meteor]

@dense merlin do you think this is too long for my truck or is it fine if its long

[grand ferry]

where the fuck ur cyclops

[tawdry valley]

Not long enough dude

[south crown]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-juice-cry-cat-kitten-tears-gif-15751834

[coarse leaf]

youre SUPPOSED to be financially irresponsible like other people your age…….

[dense merlin]

It could hold about 1-2 more

[olive bobcat]

I am

I have a job and I spend my money in bad places

[tawdry valley]

They buy mainstream anime merch, they have no money

[prisma meteor]

well i know it CAN but i dont think it should because its too slow

[olive bobcat]

I spent $45 on fake plants and pots today

[tawdry valley]

@olive bobcat what’s the median price of thise one piece figures

[coral prawn]

Wha

[cold lark]

Spend your kromer on fumos

[olive bobcat]

$60-80

[wheat sail]

How do you know where I live

[prisma meteor]

they dont let me have one 😔

[tawdry valley]

see?

[coarse leaf]

im bad enough off that to me managing to save enough money to buy cool things you want counts as financial responsibility to me

[serene chasm]

Aluo is the most financially irresponsible user here

[wheat sail]

Hbd

[prisma meteor]

too cold for cyclops 😔

[olive bobcat]

I've got a fair bit in the bank rn since I haven't spent much this paycheck

[tawdry valley]

I blew 3 thousand dollars on bitcoin

[dense merlin]

I won’t get slower with 1-2 more, also there is a horsepower upgrade for it

[coral prawn]

Hbdk thank you

[wheat sail]

Every paycheque straight to anime dolls

[serene chasm]

So irresponsible that he'll buy us all Silksong when it comes out

[south crown]

untrue
they have nitro smh

[coarse leaf]

im also unemployed rn but ravenously job searching

[prisma meteor]

its already going slower tho...

[wheat sail]

Makes it more true

[prisma meteor]

also i only have one other module

[south crown]

wait nvm im dumb i read it as responsible lmao

[olive bobcat]

Only Amina

And then I'll buy it for myself so she can't buy it back

[prisma meteor]

i see no point in doubling on modules

[serene chasm]

Thats the worst thing you can spend money on

[coarse leaf]

fucking petsmart never responded to me everywher else sounds so unpleasant to work but i need money……. its needed badly

[wheat sail]

Anyone gonna sponsor my silksong

[dense merlin]

You should have aquarium and crafting modules on for infinite food

[coral prawn]

You sure

[olive bobcat]

I make fat stacks tho so I'm good

[cold lark]

Give me your kromer

[tawdry valley]

What kind of job

[prisma meteor]

yeah man go look at the damn picture dude

[olive bobcat]

And if all goes according to plan I'll be landing in the ECE field

[wheat sail]

Will you do anything?

[olive bobcat]

Dishwasher

[dense merlin]

Oh lol

[olive bobcat]

I'm paid every two weeks, and I make around $500-600 per paycheck

[frozen pendant]

Learning there will not silksong news today

[dense merlin]

You don’t need any more

[prisma meteor]

i get why the truck doesnt charge the prawn on the back but i wish it charged it when the TRUCK was plugged in in the little truck tube

[grand ferry]

what are ur hours

[flat remnant]

me n who

[tawdry valley]

Few hours right?

[wheat sail]

https://youtu.be/MsntxeL0N5I what team Cherry listen to

[olive bobcat]

21 hours per week, mostly weekends when I don't have classes

[tawdry valley]

Yeah that’s pretty sick

[prisma meteor]

its annoying having to get out of the truck and walk the prawn around to the other side of the base when i get home

[young saffron]

so glad theres no ads 📿

[olive bobcat]

10 hour Saturdays eating away at me

[coral prawn]

Looks just like my living room

[tawdry valley]

Probably worth though

[olive bobcat]

I put up the truck on Saturdays so it's lifting boxes and washing dishes all day

[coarse leaf]

let me know if you think i deserve to warm my cold pig iron heart with whiskey and want to sponsor my future

[wheat sail]

🧎‍♂️

[serene chasm]

Is it just dishwashing

[quiet token]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sad-broken-heart-gif-26692534

[tawdry valley]

What is that, like 25-27 an hour?

[serene chasm]

Or do they make you do other things

[olive bobcat]

Yeah, Saturdays alone are like $130 per week

[tawdry valley]

Sweet

[coral prawn]

This is making me sad

[olive bobcat]

13 per hour

[tawdry valley]

Oh huh

[olive bobcat]

Probably gonna switch to food prep at a different place tho, they start at $15 per hour

[serene chasm]

No dishwasher makes 27/h

[wheat sail]

Except ones who work 1 hour

[olive bobcat]

And I've heard it's mostly working in the back, which is my specialty

[coral prawn]

Upgrades people upgrades

[olive bobcat]

Basically

[tawdry valley]

Oh right you have 21 hours every weeks 42 hours every two weeks

[coarse leaf]

that cat is probably in absolute peace and joyful bliss honestly some cats just constantly look upset

[tawdry valley]

So it’s 550/42 not 550/21

[olive bobcat]

I'm certified in all areas around my store and have a higher position than most there, but I choose to wash dishes

[wheat sail]

Hate it when some food is dried up on the plate and it's hard and stuck

[olive bobcat]

Been working for 2 years now

[coral prawn]

True one of my cats looks angry all the time

[frozen pendant]

You are working now ?

[serene chasm]

Holy shit. Has it actually been that long

[olive bobcat]

Macaroni and cheese that's been left out for hours

[wheat sail]

No need to brag ...

[tawdry valley]

How’s the commute @olive bobcat

[wheat sail]

🏃‍♂️

[olive bobcat]

Real good, only a 10 minute drive or so

[tawdry valley]

Excellent

[wheat sail]

Show us your lambo

[olive bobcat]

Like 2-3 blocks down from my campus

[tawdry valley]

what about the other place

[olive bobcat]

A block further

[tawdry valley]

Sick setup yeah

[olive bobcat]

Can basically take the same route

And the new place is where my friend works

[tawdry valley]

Might be late for your first day cause you pull into your old job automatically

Nearly happened to me once

[coarse leaf]

i can never work at a restaurant again working front of house food service was my first ever job when i was 16 and it drained me on a spiritual level

[olive bobcat]

The plan rn is to work at place A until the end of the semester, then start working at place B over the summer alongside summer courses

[tawdry valley]

If you have to rely on tips the job sucks period

[coarse leaf]

it took a piece of my soul and the tolerance i have for people along with it

[tawdry valley]

Maybe if it’s a higher end restaurant but still

[olive bobcat]

Dishwashing sounds silly but it's honestly such a good gig if you have a good place

[tawdry valley]

It’s perfectly fine yeah

[olive bobcat]

Pretty chill work, get to listen to music and do your own thing, don't have to deal with customers

[tawdry valley]

Handle the smell and you’re all good

[olive bobcat]

Yeah I've adapted to the smell

[tawdry valley]

Gloves could probably deal with the rest of the effort

[olive bobcat]

I can withstand the greasetrap

[tawdry valley]

Do you get gloves?

[olive bobcat]

Yeah

I don't use them much for the regular work though

[tawdry valley]

yeah it’s a nice gig. Good for you

[wheat sail]

Be a lifeguard and nap all day

[tawdry valley]

Lifeguarding sucks ass

[coral prawn]

Its easy

[young saffron]

if I got a part time job to be a dishwasher id take it up in a heartbeat

[tawdry valley]

boring at best, frustrating at worst

[young saffron]

sadly 16 year olds arent hired in my country

[olive bobcat]

Damn

[coarse leaf]

it was a popular restaurant too hosting and/or serving on busy nights there genuinely permanently effected my general disposition towards people and the tolerance i have for dumb shit and not in positive ways

[wheat sail]

Arguable

[olive bobcat]

I started working at 16

[last steeple]

Lifeguarding sounds like my kinda job ngl. Just gotta work on that summer bod

[wheat sail]

Lee

[coral prawn]

Bone Lee?

[tawdry valley]

Yeah so you can sit down all day

[last steeple]

Yeees

[wheat sail]

You could also stand on your chair and do squats

[serene chasm]

Lifeguarding sounds like being a mod irl. Which sounds awful

[last steeple]

I also get to go "hey, no running" and blow a cool whistle

[wheat sail]

Just click the ban button

[tawdry valley]

Literally you yell at 12 year olds to not be stupid

[olive bobcat]

Me throwing the misbehaving 12 year old into the pool:

[coarse leaf]

except instead of a bunch of kids being annoying but harmless its a bunch of kids being annoying in ways that could potentially cause them to drown and die

[serene chasm]

So exactly like being a mod. But with pay

[tawdry valley]

Fired because the mom saw you

[tawdry valley]

“Pay” but yeah

[young saffron]

mom goes in too.

[tawdry valley]

At least if you mod you pick your hours and weather

[olive bobcat]

Swimming as a guy is great, you can just throw off your shirt and swim in your shorts

[coral prawn]

I yell normally its perfect for me

[serene chasm]

True

[olive bobcat]

I did that all the time at summer camp

[coral prawn]

They people I yell at are 16 tho

[young saffron]

I cant swim 😭

[quiet token]

[tawdry valley]

I mean sure but I’d need spare everything below the waist

[quiet token]

your name is literally sharky

[coral prawn]

But you are a shark

[tawdry valley]

I ain’t living a life where I need to endure soggy underwear

[serene chasm]

Your name is shary tho

[olive bobcat]

Just the summer camp lifestyle

[young saffron]

I cant swim well*

[coral prawn]

Its just like of i don't like corn

[tawdry valley]

This is like the wizard of oz where the lion admitted to being a baby bitch

[young saffron]

LOL

[olive bobcat]

I once got thrown into the pool with all my clothes on, down to the shoes

[last steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/unrotated-shark-rotate-gif-609330175301950444

[olive bobcat]

Thanks Pack

[serene chasm]

Wet shoes are the worst

[tawdry valley]

How was that

[wheat sail]

Swimming is easy just flail around and float

[coral prawn]

I wish I had gills😔

[tawdry valley]

That one deceptively small puddle after a rainy day

[coarse leaf]

to me this is just indicative of a certain shitty trend of societal double-standards butttt

[flat remnant]

what's stopping you

[coral prawn]

Shorts are the worst

[young saffron]

main thing is to stay calm which I cant do

[flat remnant]

normalize wearing those swimming tops imo imo

[coral prawn]

Laws of physics

[wheat sail]

I let them drown for 19 seconds with a moyai face

Then I save them heroically

[young saffron]

them?

[wheat sail]

The kids

[coarse leaf]

either normalize men not being allowed to walk around half-naked or normalize women’s bodies not being inherently sexualized tbh

[wheat sail]

Ok I'll normalize it

[olive bobcat]

Never let people stop men from walking around half-naked

[young saffron]

the first one is easier imo lol

people are weird

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/A6Xq3jkZbTU

[flat remnant]

a ken wrote this

[coral prawn]

Which one

[wheat sail]

But it would take people being weirded out by a guy being shirtless which ain't happening

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/barbie-ryan-gosling-margot-robbie-emma-mackey-greta-gerwig-gif-9905298381704934836

[tawdry valley]

@coarse leaf cough

[flat remnant]

a

[tawdry valley]

The solution to both sexes is the one piece. people gravitated towards bikinis and shorts afterwards

[coral prawn]

b

[serene chasm]

Everyone in one piece swimsuit would be awesome

[flat remnant]

d

[tawdry valley]

I just alerted the one piece fans

[wheat sail]

One piece

[last steeple]

Wetsuit my beloved

[flat remnant]

one piece,,. the real one......,,,,,

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/nami-one-piece-face-funny-anime-gif-27105932

[coarse leaf]

the one piece is real but also honestly yeah

[tawdry valley]

Ya, but in fairness people broke out of the one piece for the exact same same reason winter was talking about

[olive bobcat]

Doing 2 AM homework as per usual

[tawdry valley]

“Why should we hide our bodies? This is old people shit” and then people didn’t hide em

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-patrickstar-spongebob-ripheart-brokenheart-gif-5068856

[flat remnant]

i always wear one of these but long sleeve when swimming

[coarse leaf]

though personally i see no problem with normal bikinis the whole point to me is that the double-standard needs to be squashed

[tawdry valley]

Give it a century, maybe people will swim naked or in fully hydrophobic formal wear

[flat remnant]

i just realized i don't think oda ever drew any of the strawhats doing :3

[wheat sail]

The woke century

[serene chasm]

Men should wear bakinis

[coarse leaf]

if men’s upper bodies arent inherently sexual then women’s shouldn’t be either and vice versa

[wheat sail]

Hmm

[tawdry valley]

I think it’s less about the whole upper body.

[flat remnant]

so what you're saying is all men should have boobs

[flat remnant]

doesn't count

[wheat sail]

You wish

[tawdry valley]

But yes, the idea that you can censor female parts with the literally identical looking male part is funny because it’s actually just ridiculous

[coarse leaf]

no but that would be cool

[half gale]

Well, there's definitely going to be news today, right???

[coral prawn]

Wrong

[wheat sail]

Yeah

[serene chasm]

Any second now

[wheat sail]

Team Cherry won't disappoint us for the 1909th time

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-hours-later-two-hours-later-gif-10365375

[serene chasm]

No. But you will

[half gale]

[wheat sail]

Aw shucks

[coral prawn]

Shame

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/972055977849401354/1130459867245711450/251AF7DB-6BAA-41DA-9D4B-1F896544E3E9.gif

[wheat sail]

Oh yeah it late goodnight

Again?

[coral prawn]

Good night

[tawdry valley]

Please stop posting cats, I keep thinking of that “gullible” cat gif and it makes me laugh

[wheat sail]

Have a gut birthday ja

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/gullible-gif-23847583

[tawdry valley]

Something something puss in boots

[flat remnant]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=owgGjg0jpww&pp=ygUOY2hpeW8gZ3VsbGlibDM%3D

[kindred umbra]

nah

in 5 hours its feb 15th for tc

just more silence

[serene chasm]

Alright. Bed time for me. You kids behave yourselves

[coral prawn]

[kindred umbra]

maybe leth will tweet "wow 5 years since release announced. tc is still working. bye."

[coral prawn]

Good night

[vagrant steeple]

Sexy cat. He must pull a lot of cats

[olive bobcat]

Gn Curly

[tawdry valley]

Wake up to 800 pings

[wheat sail]

Working hard.

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/bwuh-azumanga-daioh-osaka-tomo-kagura-gif-25180323

[coarse leaf]

i know, im just simplifying it a little because im unsure how deep i can go into this conversation without crossing a line for what the server allows

[kindred umbra]

i hope you wake up to silksong

[tawdry valley]

Fair then

[wheat sail]

Literally how can game dev be hard you typing on the pc clickity clakcity

[serene chasm]

Right click, mark as read

[coral prawn]

[flat remnant]

as long as it's not too sexual i think we're okay with surface-level boob discussion

[tawdry valley]

Easy way to miss Silksong release

[kindred umbra]

im confused what happened

[tawdry valley]

Best read them all

[coral prawn]

Wait were you not going to sleep aswell

[last steeple]

Ikr clickity clackity 101010101010101010, eat vegemite, make pretty picture, profit

[wheat sail]

True... I'll miss you guys..

[flat remnant]

anyway gn curly

[coral prawn]

Buh bye

[wheat sail]

Literally team Cherry hahahaha

[coarse leaf]

just brief conversation about the shitty double-standard of women’s chests being treated as in inherently sexual thing while men walking around completely topless is normalized

[olive bobcat]

Is Curly gone

[coral prawn]

Yea

[kindred umbra]

fair enough

[wheat sail]

When that redditor went to tc hq he should've demanded an apology

[kindred umbra]

we been waiting for silkong longer than the duration of ww1 💯🔥

[olive bobcat]

fuck he's here

[coarse leaf]

i only just found out today that this happened this is insane

[flat remnant]

is this happiness related to couples

[wheat sail]

Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser

[olive bobcat]

Bro it's stuffy as hell in this room

[wheat sail]

Their address's technically public so 🚶

[kindred umbra]

same but i cant find a link?

[coral prawn]

Erm leave the room?

[olive bobcat]

Too busy doing homework

[coral prawn]

[wheat sail]

Do it outside

[coarse leaf]

look up “comically large pit” youll find it

[wheat sail]

Kids these days

[hardy stump]

Kill the other people in the room 🙂

[coral prawn]

Where

[kindred umbra]

why do you love comically large pit

[coarse leaf]

youll know when youre in it

[flat remnant]

sigh i need to draw something in a second

[coarse leaf]

its my bit for the day

[wheat sail]

Nah

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[coarse leaf]

and now i go to sleep and ill have forgotten it in the morning

[kindred umbra]

are you gelatinous-adjacent?

[wheat sail]

Al you need to do is eat enough to ensure you stay alive

[hardy stump]

https://tenor.com/view/undertale-falling-pit-hole-gif-24477303

[dense merlin]

Bet

[wheat sail]

Gn

[coral prawn]

Huh?

[hardy stump]

Bet

[coral prawn]

Gn

[coarse leaf]

goodnight silly sisters discussion

[wheat sail]

Undertale ain't shit!

Byyyyye winter teehee

[kindred umbra]

at least we got this news today

[coarse leaf]

and may you all have sweet dreams or nightmares

[hardy stump]

Nah never Sayed that

[coral prawn]

Buh bye

[hardy stump]

I love Undertale

[wheat sail]

Undertale is scuffed deltarune

Am I wrong

[dense merlin]

Gn I should get to sleep but I can’t. It is 3:50 am for me rn

[hardy stump]

Large pit = Undertale lore

[wheat sail]

East coaster??

[flat remnant]

and all the cool people sans aluo left chat 😔

[wheat sail]

Well cat I'm still here

[flat remnant]

well kirb too depending on who's asking

[dense merlin]

EST time for me

[coral prawn]

😔

[flat remnant]

oh and corn

[olive bobcat]

Kirb ain't cool

[wheat sail]

Says you

[hardy stump]

Corn or CORN?

[flat remnant]

kirb is funny when i'm in a good mood

[wheat sail]

All money on one piss action figures

[coral prawn]

Yes? I think

[olive bobcat]

Take it from a certified coolhead, you ain't it buddy-o

[wheat sail]

🫣

[hardy stump]

Corn like the food or corn as the metal band

[olive bobcat]

[coral prawn]

No as in cornholl iirc

[wheat sail]

I'm flattered 😩

[wheat sail]

Twins

[hardy stump]

Now I'm confused

[coral prawn]

Me all the time

[dense merlin]

You live in Canada?

[wheat sail]

Yes

Oh Canada

Our home and native land

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/LcB3J5-M2oE

[kindred umbra]

silksong news in 30 minutes

[wheat sail]

Disliked

[dense merlin]

Imagine we know each other irl

[coral prawn]

Why can't i watch it

[wheat sail]

That would be nuts....

[dense merlin]

Yes

[olive bobcat]

SS news in 4 minutes

[wheat sail]

If you find out it's me don't mention it or I ghost you

[olive bobcat]

2:58 gonna be the moment

[dense merlin]

ACTUALLY?

[dense merlin]

Okay

[coral prawn]

Canada is just that big

Cant be that hard

[wheat sail]

Bruh the probably not even working

[hardy stump]

For me its 10:56 rn

[wheat sail]

They are adelasian right

[mental slate]

What’s good Kirbster

[wheat sail]

Canada's bigger than Russia so

[dense merlin]

Is it?

[wheat sail]

Hidy ho cheese

[coral prawn]

My point still stands....

[wheat sail]

It doesn't stand anymore

[kindred umbra]

after february im moving my hype to crowsworn

[coral prawn]

It fell😔

[wheat sail]

No..

[dense merlin]

I thought so

[wheat sail]

Mongol Empire is

Get on your horse

Ok sleep gn

X5

[coral prawn]

You better

Gn

[wheat sail]

Good morning

[coral prawn]

I'd ruin the whole plan with my laughing

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-nintendo-cute-dancing-headphones-gif-17866294

[quiet token]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggy-getting-jiggy-with-it-cat-cat-dance-gif-27098142

[hardy stump]

Me when ultrakill ost

[chrome coyote]

how we feeling about news today?

[coral prawn]

Me when I listen to my play list or something

[coral prawn]

Idk nothing?

I hope we don't get anything to day

[wheat delta]

real

[dense merlin]

Me when the full ss ost comes out

[wheat delta]

thats too early

[wheat delta]

shhh

[dense merlin]

Ss ost will go brrr

[coral prawn]

I have already won

[wheat delta]

like im seeing this infinite steam of those vids about silksong,walkthroughs,reviews,goofy ahhh “all bosses” vid,endings explanation,no-hit speedruns and that stuff.Im not ready for allat at once

[wheat delta]

christopher larkin making ost for a funny bug game part two:

[quiet token]

i actually can't wait for the silksong ost

[wheat delta]

https://tenor.com/view/piano-piano-on-fire-man-playing-piano-fire-gif-18619744

[wheat delta]

real

[quiet token]

like top 3 things i'm excited for

[coral prawn]

I don't mind if ss gets canceld so long we get the ost ngl

[wheat delta]

whats else on this top?

[quiet token]

imagine something like pale court again

[wheat delta]

wdym

“aomething like cale pourt”

[quiet token]

like that one unreleased track in the ost

[wheat delta]

something*

[coral prawn]

Anbu

[wheat delta]

oh

[ancient kettle]

Did we arl got ss information today?

[quiet token]

nope

[coral prawn]

No

Its so easy to check

[wheat delta]

you really hoped on those?

[coral prawn]

Just look in #hk-announcements

[wheat delta]

yea

instead of asking some random channel theres separate announcement channel for this lol

[river thicket]

True I agree

[coral prawn]

The drums are so good

[kindred umbra]

20 minutes until it has been exactly 5 years

[wheat delta]

idk i pretty much enjoy undertale yellow ost,im really not ready for ss ost for now

maybe like a month or two

and ill be ready for ss ost

cause it will be great

[coral prawn]

The P3R ost is also fire

[wheat delta]

p3r?????

whats that

[coral prawn]

Persona 3 reload

[wheat delta]

ok

[last steeple]

All persona soundtracks are fire ngl

[coral prawn]

True

Mementos ost in P5

[last steeple]

TAKE OVER

[coral prawn]

Deep breath Deep breath for P3 has to be my favorit from that game

[last steeple]

Haven't listened yet aaaaaa. I need moneyyy for p3r

Which game has that one song that goes "baby baby baby baby aaaaaaaa"

[coral prawn]

Persona 3

[last steeple]

Aah right

[hardy stump]

What is this game?

[coral prawn]

The song is called mass destuction

[hardy stump]

What is it about?

[pastel whale]

Believe it or not, persona 3 is a persona game

[flat remnant]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ve41PhGKRI&pp=ygUhY29sb3IgeW91ciBuaWdodCBwZXJzb25hIDMgcmVsb2Fk my beloved

[last steeple]

I think it's the only p3 song I've ever listened to

Gonna be hype to hear it in-game

[coral prawn]

Some times I just pause and sit back and let this play

[unborn dome]

We can still win!!!

[pastel whale]

Give me it on switch

[unborn dome]

just emulate fes
ps2 games can run on anything

[coral prawn]

Hope it does not take as long as it did for p5

[kindred umbra]

10 minutes

[pastel whale]

[young saffron]

we should look forward to 24th feb

[fiery heron]

Who here thinks we are getting something today?

[young saffron]

when hk actually released

[kindred umbra]

no we shouldnt

[kindred umbra]

absolutely not, its al;most the 15th for tc

[young saffron]

idk why people were actually hoping on a reveal trailer anniversary

[coral prawn]

I hope we dont

[main ibex]

its silksong, dont expect any news of any kind

[young saffron]

thats boring

[fiery heron]

Oh yea, I forgot they're Australian

[finite storm]

I think they’ll like a random fan art on Twitter, MAX
hoping to be proven wrong

[main ibex]

i can hope

[unborn dome]

there's been news in february the past 5 years, why wouldn't we get news in feb?

[main ibex]

but i aint gonna expect anything

[kindred umbra]

yeah i live in the same city as them

20 minutes away from their office

[pastel whale]

Nintendo direct soon

[kindred umbra]

nope

[finite storm]

Oh have they announced that yet?

[fiery heron]

Go over and request news

[finite storm]

Or is it still just rumours

[kindred umbra]

already met them

[coral prawn]

Pray for p3r for switch

[pastel whale]

Rumours

[fiery heron]

Oh dang

[finite storm]

Every australian has

[kindred umbra]

not sure if you remember but on dsn there was a vid about the meeting we had

bc he said a couple things abt the game

[fiery heron]

I don't think I saw that one

[kindred umbra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9m-oBgr-bQ&t=67s

thats meeee

[finite storm]

Omg you’re the real Cool Fan???

[kindred umbra]

i got him to call me that lol

[pastel whale]

[finite storm]

Damn that’s so Cool

[jolly ridge]

are you the person from tumblr?

[main ibex]

the person

[last steeple]

Nintendo direct me to a better console

[kindred umbra]

he actually did it

[jolly ridge]

yes tumblr is just one person everyone knows that

[last steeple]

Is that a picture of Ari?

[kindred umbra]

no its his brother, "chub"

[last steeple]

Aah

[charred surge]

Real and true

[coral prawn]

False (lie)

[jolly ridge]

only 2 minutes left EVERYONEEEEE

[kindred umbra]

araraura is a cool dude

[charred surge]

Indeterminate and unknown

[coral prawn]

True

[finite storm]

Omg I’ve been recognised

I’m famous

[coral prawn]

Congrats

I wish I could be as famous as you one day😔

[lofty thistle]

just droped down this going to be fun!

[main ibex]

true

[coral prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-punch-stuffed-toy-beat-up-gif-17938642

[lofty thistle]

made ya look

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-l2p-gif-19544446

[jolly ridge]

it's time. If it's releasing today it's releasing now

[pastel whale]

Wrong

[coral prawn]

Lies

[lofty thistle]

in 2 hours

[finite storm]

Omg silksong anniversary yay

[kindred umbra]

wait no

[pastel whale]

3.5 actually

[river thicket]

Happy birthday corn

[kindred umbra]

three minutes, it was at 8:33

[coral prawn]

1 hours left (not related to ss)

[coral prawn]

Thanks

[river thicket]

Nyoooom

[main ibex]

happy 5 years guys

[kindred umbra]

man the game actually look so good, im just going to be looking at this screen for an hour

[lofty thistle]

guys this boss is too ez 🥱

[last steeple]

[kindred umbra]

ok yeah no siulksong today, bye bye

[river thicket]

Gn

[coral prawn]

Big shock there

Gn floggy

[kindred umbra]

tooootally

[hardy stump]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-violence-earthmover-gif-9147879473446682423

[lofty thistle]

7-4

[chrome flume]

what do you think his name is gonna be

[hardy stump]

This guy is ez

[ancient kettle]

Are we getting silksong today?

Like a trailer or smt?

[pastel whale]

Tim

[kindred umbra]

no.

[main ibex]

how would we know

[lofty thistle]

it's name is big iron

[hardy stump]

Yes

[ancient kettle]

Well

[kindred umbra]

big chap

[chrome flume]

nah

[coral prawn]

NO

[lofty thistle]

we did go look

[wooden sequoia]

Imagine getting silksong

[ancient kettle]

How u guys know

We def getting a treiler

At least

[kindred umbra]

you have been waiting for silksong for like

6 months max

[coral prawn]

Why would we?

[wooden sequoia]

Probably not

[chrome flume]

average r/Silksong user

[wooden sequoia]

Real

[prisma meteor]

omg he loves me....

[ancient kettle]

I need smt, the last official thing we got was like 2 years ago

I need smt

[kindred umbra]

9 months, announcement of delay

[lofty thistle]

3 years for me

[coral prawn]

Finally some who is cool came to this chat

[ancient kettle]

I mean like a trailer

[kindred umbra]

5 here

[wooden sequoia]

"WE GONNA SACRIFICE random subreddit"

[lofty thistle]

pain.

[kindred umbra]

trailers arent the only form of news

[kindred umbra]

yep. literally a third of my life has been spent waiting for silksong.

[prisma meteor]

the sea monkeys are being friendly corn! they got me a gift!

[lofty thistle]

slug or knight

[ancient kettle]

Was revealed to me in a dream

[kindred umbra]

slug

[chrome flume]

anyone think they're actually gonna shut down r/Silksong

[hardy stump]

Robot

[coral prawn]

How kind of them

[wooden sequoia]

50/50

[kindred umbra]

i hope so

[ancient kettle]

We r getting silksong news

[lofty thistle]

slug

[kindred umbra]

knew it

[wooden sequoia]

I think they are crazy enough

[half gale]

Well, apparently we won't see silksong even this year.😭😭😭

[ancient kettle]

Maybe in four more days?

[kindred umbra]

?

[wooden sequoia]

Well, it's only february

[kindred umbra]

the game will release in 2025, absolutely not in 2026

[ancient kettle]

Hollow knight realease date

[wooden sequoia]

We still got 10 months

[ancient kettle]

February 18

[kindred umbra]

why 4 days

[chrome flume]

10 months of no silksong

[wooden sequoia]

14 i think

[ancient kettle]

14 is the day silksong got annaunced

[wooden sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[ancient kettle]

Hollow knight realeased in February 18

[kindred umbra]

im going to spend 10 hours just in moss grotto

[chrome flume]

hollow knight released on february 24, no?

[ancient kettle]

We def getting news February 18

[main ibex]

no it didnt

lol

[kindred umbra]

nah this is it, i have 0 copium, my hope for silksong is absolutely completely dead

[ancient kettle]

Mines not

[wooden sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-gif-766857345458198993

[ancient kettle]

Def tomorrow

[kindred umbra]

how long have you been waiting for the game

be real

[chrome flume]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-nod-gif-24313274

[wooden sequoia]

Am i the only one who thinks that the wait killed the hype?

[chrome flume]

same here

[kindred umbra]

in a way it made it bigger

[ancient kettle]

November 2021

[main ibex]

you are absolutely not the only one lol

[ancient kettle]

Def tomorrow

[kindred umbra]

ok thats not an insanely long time, but its long enough, how the fuck are you this hopeful?

[main ibex]

silksong has just turned into a meme

[kindred umbra]

dude is using up all his copium

[wooden sequoia]

I will play It and be like "was it really worthy to wait THIS much?"

[ancient kettle]

Tbh i have no hope for silksong

[kindred umbra]

it will be

[ancient kettle]

I kinda think it has a chance of getting cancelled

[kindred umbra]

you literally think we will get news tomorrow that is hope

[chrome flume]

i've waited around 2 years, but it's felt like 20

[ancient kettle]

Im just going insane

[kindred umbra]

absolutely not

[wooden sequoia]

It will must be like 4 times hollow knight at this point

[kindred umbra]

yup

[chrome flume]

at this point cancel it

let me be free

[lofty thistle]

hype? playing the game will be the hype

[ancient kettle]

I feel u

[lofty thistle]

waiting got no hype

[kindred umbra]

id guess 130% increase in game size

hk took 5 years to make

[lofty thistle]

160%

[kindred umbra]

nah bruh

[prisma meteor]

i really wish subnautica had a map

[kindred umbra]

the quality will be 100000% increase

[prisma meteor]

its so annoying

[wooden sequoia]

"It has gotten quite big"

[main ibex]

remember yal size aint everything its mostly about content density

[ancient kettle]

Well, team cherry said the pandemic affected them a lot

[tawdry valley]

How big a map are you willing to see

Pretty spoilery ones out there

[ancient kettle]

And they have to remake the game to another engine

[kindred umbra]

they literally said the opposite

[chrome flume]

i think greymoor (the largest area in silksong reportedly) will be twice as big as deepnest

[kindred umbra]

where did you get that info

[main ibex]

they said the opposite

[prisma meteor]

i dont want to use some website

[ancient kettle]

I made it up

[kindred umbra]

bro

[wooden sequoia]

Damn

[prisma meteor]

i want a map that is in the game and shows where ive BEEN

[kindred umbra]

bluddington thinks i dont know EVERYTHING about tc

[main ibex]

dont listen to what Geoff Keighley said lmao

[kindred umbra]

dont say that mans name

[prisma meteor]

because like ill be like "hey where was that one thing again?" like a MILLION times and i never know

[ancient kettle]

Nah im just going insane

[tawdry valley]

It’s fun to learn the areas. Mostly I cared because I wanted to know where my base was

[chrome flume]

Geoff Keighley baited us last year

[shell bough]

almost 9 pm in australia, i wonder when is team cherry planning to drop that announcement today!

[chrome flume]

smh

[main ibex]

game awards 2023 waiting room

[prisma meteor]

your base has a marker tho

[tawdry valley]

Especially if it’s around the part of the map where the same 3 biomes clash over and over again

[kindred umbra]

geoff k**ghly is evil

he will go to hell for his sins

[tawdry valley]

Markers are the solution to most of the map problem

It’s not as intuitive though

[kindred umbra]

im going to bench press now to let out the silkrage

[prisma meteor]

it is not almost nine for team cherry

[ancient kettle]

At this point just release the game the way it is

[wooden sequoia]

How much?

[kindred umbra]

no, its 13 past 8

[tawdry valley]

L take

[shell bough]

oh?

[kindred umbra]

100kg/225lbs 1rm

[tawdry valley]

Game will be out when it’s good

[prisma meteor]

no i never make markers stuff jsut comes with them

[wooden sequoia]

Gg

[chrome flume]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[kindred umbra]

thamks

[prisma meteor]

what that other schmuck said, its quarter past 8

[lofty thistle]

the first year or two of hollow Knight development was when they were still quite new and they weren't as refined as they are now which is why I think they've definitely made much more this is also considering the fact that they have money now

[ancient kettle]

If they gave me 45 minutes of gameplay i would be alredy satisfied

I need somthing

[shell bough]

even better, more time

[tawdry valley]

You want Silksong to be released

you want Silksong because it looks awesome

[frigid karma]

Watch the trailer then

[wooden sequoia]

Isn't there a demo on steam?

[tawdry valley]

You do not want Silksong to be over in 45 minutes. What copium is that

[chrome flume]

all we want is an update from the devs and you want a full-on let's play 💀

[prisma meteor]

your base COMES with a marker is what im saying

[shell bough]

lmfao

[tawdry valley]

I crafted markers and shat em out everywhere

[kindred umbra]

you are currently in a stage of hyper silksong. it will only last a month. good luick.

[tawdry valley]

Mostly cave entrances because that’s about all you need to mark

[shell bough]

i wish him luick too

[ancient kettle]

But its def tomorrow

I feel it

[wooden sequoia]

Guys, i challenge you all. Let's see who can finish the game faster

[tawdry valley]

Fuck you, I’m taking my time

[kindred umbra]

I'm going to tell you right now, it isn't.

[shell bough]

hell nah, i'll be taking my sweet time

[wooden sequoia]

Ok sorry:((

[ancient kettle]

I know

[lofty thistle]

wait guys I think we're forgetting that the silk song reveal trailer came out on the 15th for team cherry because they're a day ahead unless they announced it when it was past midnight in the US

which they most likely did

[ancient kettle]

Hey, we didn't got the silksong news of the day yet

We still have hope

[kindred umbra]

I can't believe ive made it to the 6th stage if silkhope

[shell bough]

that's not even slightly important

[kindred umbra]

I hope you can join me some day

[shell bough]

also he usually uploads in like 9 hours from now

[ancient kettle]

So we got nine hours?

[lofty thistle]

if they were going to announce something they would probably announce it on Twitter or on youtube and they haven't

[shell bough]

no we got about 4 hours till today is over in australia

[ancient kettle]

I dissagre

[shell bough]

you sure can

[lofty thistle]

it's pretty safe to say that no news today which means our last hope is a Nintendo Direct this February or the 24th

[ancient kettle]

I dissagre

[half gale]

How long can we wait😭😭😭 They remind me of Martin and his Game of Thrones

[ancient kettle]

I dissagre

[lofty thistle]

how long have you been waiting

[ripe cliff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a_IX29jwQU

it's been 5 years

[ancient kettle]

I dont know hoe spell fave

5

[half gale]

2-3 years old

[kindred umbra]

you still got 2 years in you bucko!

[shell bough]

i know they've said that the next announcement will come directly from team cherry but i think nintendo direct makes the most sense at this point, and then release on feb 24th

[lament lotus]

man i logged on to my pc so fast i thought there were news

[charred blaze]

What's the time in Adelaide now?

[kindred umbra]

8:20pk

[ancient kettle]

Perfect

[shell bough]

20:20

[kindred umbra]

pm*

[half gale]

Martin has been writing new books for 5 years now

[charred blaze]

They still have time

[kindred umbra]

highly unlikely

[charred blaze]

Yes

[ancient kettle]

Its today

I dont actually belive its today, i just want silky

[lofty thistle]

5 years I'm so sorry
4 years you've almost accepted it
3 years you're holding out hope
2 years you're overreacting to the wait
1 year you're on board the train

[ancient kettle]

Im bas at math, how many years has been since 2021?

[vernal burrow]

We just need to wait until this time 1 year from now. Then everything will be okay.

[kindred umbra]

3

[charred blaze]

3

[lofty thistle]

if you're going to use that logic then you should also realize that they said that they'd give more updates when they get closer to release the closer to release could be days before it or months we don't know

[frozen pendant]

Next year you will said the same

[vernal burrow]

I'll see you then

[lofty thistle]

funny enough I actually bought the game feb 1th 2021

[lament lotus]

fellas whens the direct

[kindred umbra]

tmr

[chrome flume]

silksong is a fever dream

[frozen pendant]

And I’ll see you then

[chrome flume]

there's a rumored nintendo direct on the same day as xbox's big update, which is feb. 15

not confirmed tho

[lofty thistle]

February 15th is only a little ways away in Australian time

[ancient kettle]

Hey where i know the official Nintendo direct annauncement?

[lament lotus]

wdym rumored just check the dates 😭

[charred blaze]

There's direct without announce this year?

[ancient kettle]

I have 3221 hours of Minecraft

[chrome flume]

there's literally been no official announcement from nintendo

they always officially announce their directs 1-3 days beforehand

[lofty thistle]

they announce it typically 12-48 hours before

[chrome flume]

dang

[ancient kettle]

Its 2% of my life

I think

Im bad at math

[lofty thistle]

and what is the best y level to mine for diamonds?

[lament lotus]

bro is 5 years old

[ancient kettle]

I play PvP and bedwars, survival is not my thing

I jave a 3 year map with my friends tho

It was cool

Till it was not

[chrome flume]

everybody's had their 3 year old minecraft server where everyone was happy

[frozen pendant]

You are crazy

[chrome flume]

until it fell apart

[charred blaze]

Ok, there isn't silksong today

[lofty thistle]

silk song has been in development for at least 5 years and 8 months because they had a demo out right after the announcement trailer

[charred blaze]

Why 8 months?

[lofty thistle]

because I'm being generous to them and saying that they took a break which they might have done maybe not

[ancient kettle]

I dissagre

[lament lotus]

if they spent 8 months making the demo we are fucked

[ancient kettle]

I have a very good mental health

[charred blaze]

Okay

[remote ibex]

who the FUCK mines for diamonds

[frozen pendant]

Then i call the police

[lofty thistle]

they didn't spend eight months making a demo they were making the game and then turned parts of that game into the demo

[ancient kettle]

Thats a nice stament

[ancient kettle]

Bet, address in dm

[lofty thistle]

me

[frozen pendant]

Nah im scared

[remote ibex]

on any version after 1.17, it's like 3x faster to find diamonds by caving rather than mining

real

[ancient kettle]

Ama Minecraft proplayer

After you get too good in the game

[remote ibex]

[chrome flume]

minecraft nowadays is pretty boring without mods

[ancient kettle]

U just start to not find it funny anymore

[remote ibex]

are you one of the mvp++ mfs with 28000 final kills in bedwars

[ancient kettle]

I am the mvp with 28000 kills in bedwars

[frozen pendant]

And u leave the loved game

[remote ibex]

[ancient kettle]

Ive arl beated the top 1 player of the server i play

[lofty thistle]

that depends on what you do I really like to build so Minecraft won't get old for a while

[ancient kettle]

Her names kiyamura

[ancient kettle]

I killed her and right after i felt into the void ( we both had no beds)

I broke my keyboard that day

[charred blaze]

Guys, I've just beat pure vessel

[frozen pendant]

Yeah and then you saw ufo coming for you irl

[lofty thistle]

I'm assuming you meant beat and good job

[last steeple]

I can't believe I'm an almost-fully-grown adult with an unpaid internship and I haven't beaten the ender dragon before

[ancient kettle]

Ye

[chrome flume]

ah well, agree to disagree

[lofty thistle]

if you're not 18 yet you got to do it while you're still a kid

[last steeple]

I'm 20

[ancient kettle]

I have a job in a bakery, i love working in a bakery

[tawdry valley]

Strip mining < literally any other minecraft task

[lofty thistle]

that's cool what do you like to do then in Minecraft

[lofty thistle]

RIP

[tawdry valley]

I don’t care, nerf that shit

[ancient kettle]

Best work ever

[last steeple]

Based

[frozen pendant]

Get the trust of kids on servs, and destroy their houses is the best thing to do

[chrome flume]

i'm more interested in just exploring the world and adventuring

[high hedge]

Its nerf or nothing

[ancient kettle]

Whats ur guys fav """"Tribe"""" in hk?

[lofty thistle]

so Hollow Knight?

[ancient kettle]

Mine gotta be the mantis

[lofty thistle]

that one is a classic

[frozen pendant]

The brothers master of nail

[chrome flume]

yep, that's why i'm here lol

[ancient kettle]

I mean

Like a tribe

[lofty thistle]

makes sense

[ancient kettle]

The moss creatures, the grimm troupe

Yk?

[frozen pendant]

Someone did it to me when I was a kid, I ran to my mom and said « someone destroyed my base »

[last steeple]

The godseekers. An army of simps packed into one large simp

[lofty thistle]

oh no RIP i'm so sorry

[ancient kettle]

I wanna be just like u when i grown up

[frozen pendant]

It was a trauma then I did it to the others since I became a man

[last steeple]

[ancient kettle]

Leandro

[charred surge]

<@&283547423706447872> kill this guy

[last steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-horrors-beyond-our-comprehension-low-tier-god-mods-banned-gif-8530537273735940092

[ancient kettle]

One time i had a friend that was a big not cool guy, we were beating the ender dragon but i had the friendly fire off, so the not cool guy broke the blocks under me when i was bringing to the dragons island

Mb if the text is a little confuse

Im dumb

[chrome flume]

pinging mods gets you muted 💀

[haughty pumice]

[patent forum]

does it

[haughty pumice]

Sir , this the Hollow Knight server

[young saffron]

wiped gone dust

[torn vortex]

Wait it does

[patent forum]

maybe you can ping mods so that the mods will show up and do stuff 🙀

[charred surge]

Did you not see the message I was replaying to

[chrome flume]

if you ping mods for no good reason

[patent forum]

there was a reason

[young saffron]

future state of this channel is appearing ryt before our eyes

[chrome flume]

oh my bad 💀

[haughty pumice]

Imagine denying the Cringer himself

[young saffron]

surely this must mean silksong is soon

[chrome flume]

[tawdry valley]

Ugh man, maybe Silksong should take longer so this server can take the time to become tame again.

[patent forum]

is silksong cisgender or not?

[tawdry valley]

Can’t believe I’m the one being doomer

[frozen pendant]

Bait today like this is a crime, call the police

[patent forum]

says the person who sent the message

[haughty pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-better-call-saul-saul-goodman3d-meme-breaking-bad-gif-24027228

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-shower-bath-soap-gif-16388990

[chrome flume]

dang i really missed that message huh

silksong's making me lose it

[lofty thistle]

I'm going to go to bed I'm going to leave you guys with one picture of my Minecraft world

[ancient kettle]

Hey guys, i have my whole day free, what should i play? Tbou or a game called "dokidoki" thats free on epic?

[haughty pumice]

Why the CIA in chat

What did yall do now

[chrome flume]

cool picture, goodnight

[haughty pumice]

Sleep well

[frozen pendant]

He is a lil fella like 5 years old

[frosty eagle]

Hey any second guys, just make the announcement

[haughty pumice]

Both sound quite interesting

[ancient kettle]

Hey, im 6 and a half

[high hedge]

Inches tall

[chrome flume]

days old

[frozen pendant]

Im sorry young brother

[haughty pumice]

feet

[ancient kettle]

Omg is so cool the names "the binding of isaac" is the best game ever

Ur a fatherless 6 year old with mommy issues, in chest

Is so cool

[coral prawn]

spoilers

[frozen pendant]

You are fan of wolfeinstein too

[haughty pumice]

For a moment I thought he wae referring to someone in chat lmao

[ancient kettle]

I dunno whats an Inch

[high hedge]

Inch ya glad I didn’t say orange

[ancient kettle]

I relate to this character so much

[chrome flume]

no way mods haven't muted you yet

[charred surge]

Given their alleged pastime is building replicas of nazi concentration camps, I’m somehow doubtful

[ancient kettle]

Cus hes 6 years old

[chrome flume]

I'm sorry for your loss

[frozen pendant]

You can ask to the guy you’ll see

[ancient kettle]

Thats the price i pay for knowing how to read

[covert plover]

Yall think we getting news today?

[chrome flume]

no

[haughty pumice]

Please no

[torn vortex]

no

[ancient kettle]

Yes

Def

[haughty pumice]

Let this be Ss free day

[shell bough]

today or tomorrow for sure

[ancient kettle]

Dont lose ur hope

[frozen pendant]

We getting bait today, with French fries

[tawdry valley]

I can’t think of a pun that uses “metric”