sk-discussion

[opaque sigil]

Yeah that kind of physique is not something that is sustainable

[fiery burrow]

Liver King was so cool looking

[hollow terrace]

Just really annoyed that I survived after a day, NOW I have to beat the odds and survive the winter 😒

[coarse leaf]

he looked like he was about to pop what do you mean

[tawdry valley]

His skin glowed red

[barren scarab]

i think only oil injection can reach those balloon muscles

[stark estuary]

Not only is it not sustainable it can (and usually does) result in significantly raised risk of injury/cardiovascular disease/death (alongside many other well-researched systemic effects)

[coarse leaf]

well those arent even muscles thats just oil under your skin

[tawdry valley]

Yeah it’s also extremely dangerous

[frigid karma]

Oil injections like those ugly ass synthol popeyes arms?

[fiery burrow]

What if the doctors tried to give him a blood draw he would pop like a balloon? 😭

[coarse leaf]

yes

[tawdry valley]

Ticking time bombs

[young saffron]

dont diss popeyes

[stark estuary]

Oil injection is INSANE levels of unsafe

[young saffron]

he has a tumor.

[coarse leaf]

as hateable and scummy as he is i feel a little bad for him because long-term steroid use on that level is something that generally comes from major major self image issues

[solar quail]

im here to pray silksong releases by tmr -Y

[fiery burrow]

Is self image issues like hating your current weight/muscles and wanting to "fix" them?

[coarse leaf]

it can be

[tawdry valley]

Yeah but it’s exactly what it is.

Potentially disturbing, synthol injection (and this is a relatively good [temporary] outcome)

[neon adder]

I will pray with you

[coarse leaf]

its a pretty broad term

[frigid karma]

Steroids and synthol people on their way to get a thousand dollar surgury to become what most art schools would call a creative artstyle and an excellent use of varied shillouete

[neon adder]

Good lord. How can he even move

[tawdry valley]

Don’t know if this one breaks the rules. It’s not that bad but that’s just me.

[young saffron]

I want

[frigid karma]

With great difficulty

[opaque sigil]

While a lot of the time unrealistic body expectations on women are more prevalent there definitely are expectations of men too, it's not that surprising people would turn to less-than-good ways of achieving those

[neon adder]

Oof

[fiery burrow]

What else is there?

[tawdry valley]

Abs

[prisma meteor]

there's like 2 girls in my classes who I think might be trans but I'm too nervous to talk to them 😞😞😞

[neon adder]

Dost thou have a thing for trans girls or are you just looking for pals

[tawdry valley]

It is flat out near impossible to get abs that are at the level of what you think when someone says “abs”

[coarse leaf]

why is that your first assumption dude

[prisma meteor]

that's a weird thing to ask.....

[young saffron]

abs literally boil down to having a certain % of body fat iirc 14-15%

[tawdry valley]

It’s not even good physique for bodybuilding, it just “looks cool”

[frigid karma]

I have a cousin who afik is cis straight but i look at her and listen to the way she talks about girly things with disgust and it's like, either you're not like other girls phase or just gay

[modest night]

I remember reading a page about how body builders have a specific type of body dysmorphia that's similar to what you would see in someone who has an eating disorder

[young saffron]

no matter the amount of core workouts you do the abs wont ever show if your body fat is high, althought you will become more stable etc

[modest night]

Like that this was a common phenomenon

[tawdry valley]

It’s also one of the main things people think of when you say healthy male physique

[opaque sigil]

I mean if you look at powerlifters they often do not have abs

[frigid karma]

Makes sense

[tawdry valley]

Yeah because they need to build a biological lift belt

[frigid karma]

They don't want to lift they just wanna look good and impress other men

[neon adder]

Yeah that sounded weird in hindsight
I apologize, I didn’t mean that snarkily or oddly

[opaque sigil]

like this is much better

[prisma meteor]

I want to meet the trans girls because IM a trans girl and I like having friends I can relate to

[opaque sigil]

it still can have health consequences but the physique isn't as unhealthy afaik

[frigid karma]

Still better than bodybuilder marvel actor physique

[tawdry valley]

I mean it depends on how you define health. “Fitness” is meant to be about how well rounded you are

[barren scarab]

yeah

[tawdry valley]

You can get 10 guys that are built like that and it’s a diceroll to see which ones can last on a running marathon

[prisma meteor]

it was weird because you assumed sexuality when I mentioned trans girls, the tone isnt really relevant, but I appreciate the apology

[opaque sigil]

well yeah that's a very different thing

[tawdry valley]

Which also isn’t good, even if they can carry your weight twice over on their shoulders

[frigid karma]

Hold on imma see if I can find that one pic comparing Hugh jackman when he started as wolverine vs now

[modest night]

Stop hating on Popeye I was a spinach lover partially because of him tho

[tawdry valley]

Yeah sorry I get what you mean.

I never understood spinach hate. So many dishes back home use it

[stark estuary]

Spinach is great

[coarse leaf]

popeye injected spinach into his arms i think

[tawdry valley]

And then I also got to grow up with Popeye. I literate cannot hate spinach even though anything else like it is lame to me

[opaque sigil]

Aerobic exercise good, weight lifting is not that

[young saffron]

as I work out I can understand why, the difference u see when having a pump, good lighting etc compared to in a normal setting is crazy

[modest night]

No he ate it

[young saffron]

its like you barely even worked out 💀

instagram is probs the worst for this

[neon adder]

I do agree
It tastes pretty good with peppers and vinegar

[stoic sigil]

Greatest of greetings, ye' congregation.

[neon adder]

Greetings

[neon adder]

I see those mushrooms in S tier

[tawdry valley]

Obviously this is objective and irrefutable

[frigid karma]

Tomato is only good when processed ino

[modest night]

I talked to this guy who sounded like he was on the brink of developing an ed because he went to the gym and constantly said he was unhappy with how he looked and needed to lose 10kg in 2 months

[opaque sigil]

brussels sprouts are good tho

[neon adder]

That can’t be healthy

[modest night]

Like he said the gym amplified the body image issues it sounds like a shit environment if I'm real

[tawdry valley]

I understand some people don’t like the texture but so many kinds of tomatoes are basically candy

[stark estuary]

Good list but avocado belongs in fuck off

[mental slate]

incorrect opinion

[young saffron]

I disagree with pumpkin

[frigid karma]

Damn...

[modest night]

I think you guys need more cherry tomatoes in your lives

[stark estuary]

I hate avocado

[neon adder]

I’ve been to many public gyms before, it’s not much fun. The people are nice (sometimes), but y’know

[frigid karma]

Wdym avocados are amazing

[tawdry valley]

Ive only ever eaten pumpkin derivatives

[stark estuary]

No they aren’t avocados suck

[tawdry valley]

Literally

[frigid karma]

Nuh uh they're great

[young saffron]

corn is in holy shit along with cucumber and zucchini, egg plant is in fuck off. other than that agree

[quiet knot]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[tawdry valley]

I could live off of cherry tomatoes if I could afford it

[young saffron]

agreed

[frigid karma]

Why

[neon adder]

I hate cherry tomatoes
I eat one, bite down, it squishes and sprays everywhere and then I have to swallow the uncomfortably sweetish seeds. Blegh

[tawdry valley]

Cucumber is nearly tasteless and corn is “eh” until buttered

[opaque sigil]

texture is too bad I just can't eat tomatoes unless they're dried or something (and then they're great)

[stoic sigil]

I could live off Team Cherry Tomatoes (But they don't make any)

[modest night]

A fun way to eat them is make an opening with your teeth and suck the seeds out

[young saffron]

I must be crazy cause I can eat tomatoes raw 😭

[frigid karma]

Yeah you're crazy

We should keep you in a room

[wheat sail]

Crazy

[coarse leaf]

i personally cant stand the taste of raw tomatoes i dont know what it is

[wheat sail]

I eat fried tomato

[tawdry valley]

I’m surprised nobody has disagreed with ginger

[modest night]

Nobody has ever done this you're so insane

[stark estuary]

Avocado:

• Overpriced “superfood”
• Gross slimy texture
• Tastes like nothing at best and shit at worst
• Mediocre yield per avocado because the pit is massive

[coarse leaf]

i love them cooked

[opaque sigil]

ginger is good

[modest night]

I think cherry tomatoes taste very different compared to normal ones

[opaque sigil]

I wouldn't eat it plain but it's good

[frigid karma]

Ginger is great in tea but anywhere else it can fuck off

[neon adder]

I’ve tried that. The texture is odd and the flavor is still uncomfortably sweet-ish

[wheat sail]

Liberals with their avocado toast

[coarse leaf]

if your avocados are slimy youre getting bad avocados

[stoic sigil]

Quarters filled with thine rodents, perchance?

[tawdry valley]

Yeah but it’s like, preferable to orka

[stark estuary]

Oh and also they’re only good for a limited amount of time

[neon adder]

I doubt you’ve tried pickling it

[modest night]

Sad

[quiet knot]

banana is the best fruit

[modest night]

I like apples

[stark estuary]

Bamya is great wtf

[coarse leaf]

not to me

[mental slate]

seconded

[tawdry valley]

That’s true. I can’t believe how fast avocados fucking disintegrate while refrigerated

I think you’d end up with a pile of slime after an hour in the sun

[neon adder]

Awful take

[coarse leaf]

ill eat a bell pepper just totally on its own though i love bell peppers

[modest night]

Hiii biggiecheese

[quiet knot]

erm but i need my Avocado coffee NOW

[opaque sigil]

they don't keep which means they sell more it's all a scam

[frigid karma]

Indeed and the rodents doth drive him to madness

[tawdry valley]

Bell peppers are sweet. I think people put them in the wrong places often though

[stark estuary]

Avocados are a massive scam yes

[tawdry valley]

Bell peppers + chicken doesn’t work for me

[prisma meteor]

:((((

[young saffron]

olives are

[mental slate]

slay

[coarse leaf]

i dont like bell peppers in most stuff i kinda just like them raw on their own

[modest night]

I think bell peppers are evil but I might have a fucked up gene for them

[modest night]

You got it king

[tawdry valley]

Ya

[prisma meteor]

haiiii biggiecheese :333

[young saffron]

so true

[coarse leaf]

yeah i remember you talking about this i think you have a bell pepper soap gene

[stark estuary]

Raw tomato with a bit of salt goes hard

[wheat sail]

Our telecom companies are evil, bell telecom grrrrrr

[tawdry valley]

YES

[modest night]

Larry gets it

[mental slate]

greetings

[neon adder]

It seems like an odd mix of the dry-ish savory of the chicken and the slight earthy tang of the peppers. I also don’t like it

[prisma meteor]

bell peppers taste like nothing to me

[hollow terrace]

I SHOULD make better burgers on valentines!!!!

[tawdry valley]

get some mozzarella and drip olive oil and balsamic all over it

[quiet knot]

chilli is better than peppers

[wheat sail]

Bell peppers are spicy af

[coarse leaf]

i just can never enjoy raw tomatoes

[modest night]

Bell peppers have this awful soap chemical taste that contaminates everything it touches for me

[young saffron]

wha

[analog vortex]

Bobs Burgers (Guest Appearance)

[opaque sigil]

No?

[tawdry valley]

That does sound a lot like the oregano thing

[analog vortex]

THEY HAVE 0 SCOVILLE UNITS

[stoic sigil]

Driven to madness, you say? Such foul event makes me recall my own bout of madness!

[coarse leaf]

they literally contain no spiciness what are you talking about

[neon adder]

A sprinkle of rock salt really sells it for me
Perfect

[modest night]

Bestie you might be intolerant

[wheat sail]

Don't know why people like spice, they like to suffer

[prisma meteor]

maybe you just need to stop being a pussy? just a suggestion ofc

[stark estuary]

[Insert unfunny overused joke about white people and mayonnaise]

[coarse leaf]

bell peppers are specifically a not at all spicy pepper

[golden pawn]

its so gooooooooood...

[frigid karma]

Olives are great yes

[wheat sail]

Don't get me started on mint ice cream

[golden pawn]

jalapenos....

[quiet knot]

Its the only thing i can feel

[coarse leaf]

i do love spicy food though

[analog vortex]

Olives when the odies start being made

[frigid karma]

At least it isn't boring

[stark estuary]

Spice has its uses ok

[mental slate]

Pick your words wisely

[iron spear]

Mediterranean diet > every other

[frigid karma]

I like a little spice

[coarse leaf]

i can endure the pain because most spicy food tastes awesome

[analog vortex]

Mint sucks ass

[tawdry valley]

The more I think about fruits the more I just think these are different ways to chew on sugar water

[wheat sail]

The flavour ain't had but too spicy for an ice cream

Iykyk

[coarse leaf]

some good-ass genuine indian food is like nothing else

[mental slate]

incorrect again

[tawdry valley]

Roc’s oddessy news when

[neon adder]

Actually the thing we call "spicy" is from a chemical called capsaicin which mimics the "burny" feeling of fire, and your brain, thinking you’re on fire, releases endorphins
It’s masochism, basically

[barren scarab]

grapes deserve higher rating

[stark estuary]

Some people have a sick addiction to pain and lower levels of spice can encourage you to eat and improve your bowel movements

[wheat sail]

Snoore

[quiet knot]

It is not masochism 😭

[mental slate]

I agree it’s not the best but I wouldn’t put in the “ass” category

[pliant juniper]

custard apple is REALLY good

[frigid karma]

Indeed, and the Lord threw my into my own quarters.

[tawdry valley]

I wouldn’t know

[wheat sail]

I'm not saying it's ass, just too spicy

[opaque sigil]

Town where I grew up has multiple restaurants like that it was great

[modest night]

People with chronic pain can get capsaicin patches to burn off some nerves in the area that hurts them

[tawdry valley]

I would make an icecream flavor tierlist if I didn’t think I’d make people genuinely mad

[mental slate]

I don’t get the hype around Vanilla ice cream

[coarse leaf]

its crazy how peppers developed that as a defense mechanism but it completely backfired and now humans actively seek out the thing thats supposed to keep us from eating them

[quiet knot]

Best way to consume spicy food is through the eyes

[opaque sigil]

And one of them was owned by my sister’s friend’s family which was nice

[modest night]

Capsaicin injections for like, chronic bladder infections too, which sounds horrible

[pliant juniper]

what's the point of being on the internet if you don't make people mad

[stark estuary]

Unfortunately most of the Indian places where I live are fake British Indian places that only serve watered down curries and “naan bread”

[tawdry valley]

My ass combines “licorice with Sicilian wine eggnog”

[iron spear]

Good quality Vanilla ice cream is top tier

[frigid karma]

Mint is too spicy???

[quiet knot]

ah yes, bread bread

[opaque sigil]

It was an incredibly successful development because now we deliberately cultivate them and will not allow them to die out

[hollow terrace]

silksong better HAVE vanilla or else im not buying

[quiet knot]

With a banana ontop

[coarse leaf]

true

[frigid karma]

Like chai t- *gunshots

[hollow terrace]

and this chat wont be buying it either

[modest night]

Cooking mini game where you make vanilla ice cream

[iron spear]

Silksong ain't coming out bro

[quiet knot]

The Indians have had enough

[opaque sigil]

The best way to survive and thrive as a plant nowadays is to be tasty to humans

[tawdry valley]

Oh, also I’d with you @iron spear on the Mediterranean thing if I didn’t grow up in the part of the Middle East that touches the Mediterranean.

[neon adder]

"Maybe if I set your mouth alight you won’t eat me anymore you jerks"
"Joke’s on you were into that"
But jokes aside, birds don’t sense capsaicin and so I think they’re the evolutionary preferred seed delivery method

[quiet knot]

Thats the sole reason avocadoes still fucking exist

[hollow terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/extra-devious-cats-gif-366731106945118841

[coarse leaf]

most likely yeah

[coarse leaf]

me

if you even care

[tawdry valley]

Imagine a Turkish Italian. That’s my culinary pallete

[wheat sail]

Vanilla is meh, I like the one that's has half chocolate and half vanilla better

[high hedge]

I wish people took the funny messages like this seriously

[stark estuary]

This is unfortunately the most viable strategy in the current meta, be useful to humans and your continued existence (even if it’s not necessarily a very nice one) is guaranteed
Or just be cute then people will want to keep you as pets

[tawdry valley]

Not literally Turkish but yeah

[high hedge]

would be funny

[neon adder]

That actually doesn’t sound half bad

[hollow terrace]

no, all cat photos are all ME

[wheat sail]

Reminds me to get some Ben and jerrys

[quiet knot]

I thought you were a shark Window

[wheat sail]

Nam nam nam

[mental slate]

You mean cookies and cream?

[coarse leaf]

i think it would be funny if you fell into a big hole and a villainous adversary covered it with boards nailed into the ground

[hollow terrace]

tiger shark bucko

[golden pawn]

in this wooooooorld, my word, is law .

[modest night]

Violet ice cream is nice

[neon adder]

Sounds like avocado and the whole giant sloth situation

[iron spear]

Turkish is also really good, in fact I agree Turkish medi hybrid is the best

[modest night]

But I usually go for vanilla

[high hedge]

that happened to me yesterday so you probably got a good chuckle

[wheat sail]

No it's just a split of chocolate and vanilla

[coarse leaf]

thought this said violent ice cream

[modest night]

Very loud ice cream

[mental slate]

That sounds way out of my income range

[wheat sail]

Like this

[tawdry valley]

Still can’t believe these were a cause for controversy. Most shameful moment in the community to date imo.

[modest night]

All flavors are priced the same at the shop that sells it

[tulip edge]

Call that ice scream

[stark estuary]

If you aren’t useful to humans but also aren’t disruptive/dangerous/a nuisance then they might ignore you which is the second best option though this won’t guarantee your survival and you may accidentally be killed off anyway simply due to the way they live

[modest night]

Plus violets are common I think

[coarse leaf]

theres these fruit bars i always buy that are specifically mango and some kind of like spicy ground pepper i forget the name of its such a strangely good flavor combination in a cold treat

[tawdry valley]

I understand liking vanilla, I just don’t understand not liking or even trying anything else

[high hedge]

People who got Graigged and got upset about it should be exploded

[iron spear]

Hahaha trolling with the red name just hits different

[tawdry valley]

I get it man, it’s cosy, but you got two scoops and it’s the same price

[tawdry valley]

Exactly

[modest night]

Habits are comfortable

[pliant juniper]

if cookies and cream is your favourite what are you doing

[mental slate]

it’s still nice though

[neon adder]

Those chili mango pops are fire and ice both tantalizing your mouth with a serenade of contrast
Also they’re a bit off for my liking

[stark estuary]

Cookies and cream is valid

[pliant juniper]

i like the raspberry sorbet from hagen daz

[tawdry valley]

It’s fine

[coarse leaf]

its a weird flavor but i love it

[pliant juniper]

it's just vanilla but cookie

[stark estuary]

Vanilla is good and cookie is good

[pliant juniper]

yeah but your favourite?

[tawdry valley]

Yeah so if you like cookie it’s better vanilla

[coarse leaf]

like its a savory taste mixed into a cold sweet dessert

[pliant juniper]

actually fair

[coarse leaf]

but it works

[opaque sigil]

Vanilla has the benefit of being smooth

Smooth can be nice

[frigid karma]

Food disc making me hungry I'm leaving to lumch

[pliant juniper]

but pistachio ice cream is about as popular as berdly

[tawdry valley]

You can get smooth cookies and cream you just need to find one that isn’t sponsored by oreo

[mental slate]

What’s the opinion on Boysenberry iced cream?

[stark estuary]

Vanilla is nice but it’s like the default skin in Fortnite

[pliant juniper]

what

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza4-yakuza-hello-chat-kazuma-kiryu-kiryu-gif-26363840

[neon adder]

I love pistachio ice cream!

[high hedge]

criminally underrated

[neon adder]

So true

[high hedge]

I can only ever get it in latin american communities

[tawdry valley]

Vanilla is literally vanilla and figuratively vanilla yeah

[coarse leaf]

i always misheard it as “poisonberry” icecream as a kid and i was afraid of it

[charred surge]

Love me some pistachio ice cream

[high hedge]

Back home in Cali I love visiting the mexican ice cream parlors because they have the best flavors

[stark estuary]

I like lemon sorbet

[neon adder]

As the kids are saying: rare cringer w

[modest night]

What is it?

[neon adder]

Ice cream made with boysenberries

[coarse leaf]

i cant eat as much sweet stuff anymore it makes my tummy hurt

[modest night]

What is a boysenberry it sounds made up

[charred surge]

Implying I am not ontologically correct at all times
Smh

[stark estuary]

Y’all have never tried the goat

[pliant juniper]

they made ice cream male

[neon adder]

A honey-sweet little purple-ish berry

[charred surge]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boysenberry

[mental slate]

It’s a type of berry ice cream that is really popular in Australia

[opaque sigil]

What am I even looking at

[modest night]

Where is the girlsenberry

[pliant juniper]

i don't know what that is but it seems criminal

[neon adder]

Gone

[coarse leaf]

i miss the days where i was a small kid and had the tolerance to eat like a whole bag of halloween candy in one sitting and feel perfectly fine

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-dance-demoman-gaming-tf2-dancing-gif-17138310

[modest night]

I see, I don't think it exists as a commonly sold good here at all

[coarse leaf]

what is up with children and having iron stomachs like this

[stark estuary]

Children will eat anything

[neon adder]

Long-aged youthful vim

[mental slate]

It was one of my favourite ice creams as a kid

[wheat sail]

Ew vegetables

drinks bleach

[modest night]

The bacteria in them thriving

[coarse leaf]

children will see a bug and eat it (me i did that)

[modest night]

It sounds awesome

[pliant juniper]

i've eaten grass, a piece of mallet and paper

[neon adder]

I ate a dandelion when I was younger
It was alright

[remote ibex]

That just looks like a mulberry

[pliant juniper]

that sounds british

[stark estuary]

Lead paint > broccoli

[mental slate]

I’ve heard they’re similar

[tawdry valley]

Okay so I lied

[neon adder]

You are clearly not a carpologist.

[modest night]

I ate dried varnish

[coarse leaf]

i was the kid who habitually ate playdoh and construction paper

[opaque sigil]

I don’t know what triggered it but now I really want kugel

[frosty arch]

is pistachio really that good

[pliant juniper]

dinosaur flesh tastes fine it's not bad

[mental slate]

Where is the Boysenberry

[tawdry valley]

Pink= never had, for the record

[high hedge]

good on you for high ranking green ice cream

[neon adder]

Same. Construction paper still goes hard

[tawdry valley]

I come from the Middle East where half of our desserts have pistachio in them

[stark estuary]

Dinosaur crunch does not look safe for human consumption, that shit probably radioactive

[charred surge]

still

[tawdry valley]

I accept that pistachio could be bias, but it does hard

[remote ibex]

Only differences i can find is that they look slightly different and taste different

[radiant wraith]

No dulce de leche :bleeeh:

[pliant juniper]

wtf is dinosaur flavour anyway

[coarse leaf]

it was fucked up how they didnt do anything to discourage kids from eating playdoh like it didnt taste GOOD but it wasnt bad enough that it made me spit it out it was just salty

[frosty arch]

dinothor

[modest night]

God I hate ordering scoops with different flavors when they're all in the same cup

[pliant juniper]

like made of fossils and stuff

[modest night]

Very evil thing to do

[neon adder]

Yes. My favorite kind is the blue paper. It’s just appetizing

[stark estuary]

Can you imagine if we brought back dinosaurs just to make them into ice cream haha we would never do that right guys

[tawdry valley]

“Bad and you should feel bad” is empty on purpose because it’s honestly extremely hard to fuck up icecream and weird to hate people for it.

[mental slate]

What the fuck is Moose Tracks?

[stark estuary]

Ha ha not like the time we made a mammoth meatball nope never happened

[tawdry valley]

I mean, sometimes they can combo. Surely you can ask for extra cups

[opaque sigil]

Moose tracks is a labor to eat but it’s not bad

[pliant juniper]

rocky road is the one with marshmallows right

[neon adder]

Peak, that’s what

[tawdry valley]

That happened?

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-26178840

[opaque sigil]

Really gotta fight the fudge

[neon adder]

I’m not baiting I swear

[modest night]

It's non toxic it's fineeee

[coarse leaf]

i hate any icecream that is like physically strenuous to eat

[stark estuary]

https://www.mammothmeatball.com

[opaque sigil]

Which is why I don’t generally recommend it to everyone (though I’m also exaggerating)

[tawdry valley]

I didn’t eat play doh because I was aware of the things I was doing to play doh

[high hedge]

eventually you just have to weed out the kids who couldn't adapt to play doh

[wheat sail]

Don't need to brag bro

[tawdry valley]

I never played with it cause I didn’t want it to get dirty

[hollow terrace]

Chat not to be on my “if I was a billionaire” bit but eating prehistoric extinct animals do sound nice

[coarse leaf]

they literally put dough in the name i feel like they borderline MADE that stuff with the idea that kids across the globe would be devouring it

[wheat sail]

Would you eat a mummy

[tawdry valley]

You don’t get it. It was forbidden fruit ^2

[opaque sigil]

Actual cartoon villain what the hell

[modest night]

Me and the play dough pizza set

[wheat sail]

It did smell nice

[tawdry valley]

That’s the plot to one of those stop motion movies

[charred surge]

If you are eating construction paper regularly I just don’t know what to say other than, uh, probably don’t do that

[modest night]

It's cool how we approach the world through taste as a little infant and it's weird how sight and sound take over after that

[tawdry valley]

Evil society of people who hunt rare animals and then eat them

[stark estuary]

Can you imagine being a wooly mammoth and having your species brought to extinction by mankind only for them to create this abomination from your salvaged DNA alongside that of your harvested descendants thousands of years later just as a final insult and testament to the sheer power they have over you

[wheat sail]

Based

[neon adder]

I owe my strong immune system to the many varieties of paper I habitually ate when I was a wee lad and the multiple clans of parasitic fungi I had harboring on me for a minute (that’s actually the inspiration behind my whole shtick with the fungi)

[high hedge]

Everyone thinks they would stop to think if they should before creating Jurassic Park, but that's just because they've never had the funding and resources to properly contemplate it

[pliant juniper]

you are eating furry elephant

why are you doing that to my boi

[tawdry valley]

I wouldn’t know, I just assumed we learned very quickly not to eat everything we find. Maybe it’s a finger dexterity thing?

[neon adder]

Oof.

[high hedge]

you are a a child of the spore

[modest night]

Mankind didn't do it

[shell yacht]

us when the aliens make a human kebab

[neon adder]

By definition
I still have a bit of it, but that’s some tmi

[charred surge]

Ngl if they started making lab grown meat that was able to replicate human meat (without any cannibalism-related diseases) I might try it

[tawdry valley]

Us bringing back wooly mammoths so we can eat them would be the funniest thing ever

[pliant juniper]

i'm pretty sure the end of the ice age made them go extinct

[high hedge]

"Guys this is just worse pork, lets go back to cloning pigs."

[pliant juniper]

humanity moment

[shell yacht]

we ate them

[opaque sigil]

That is quite a thing to volunteer unsolicited

[tawdry valley]

The culmination of human history is us doing what we did at the start of our journey: wiping wooly mammoths of the globe

[pliant juniper]

apperently human flesh tastes like kinda bitter porl

[neon adder]

No, we ate them all

[charred surge]

Look, someone had to say it

[pliant juniper]

don't ask me how i know that

[opaque sigil]

Did they

[high hedge]

If Finn the Human would do it why not me

[stark estuary]

No but over-hunting is generally believed to have been a contributing factor (or more accurately hastened it)

[tawdry valley]

???

[wheat sail]

Don't sound that bad

[tulip edge]

No one had to say it

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/elizabeth-persona-3-reload-elizabeth-p3r-elizabeth-persona-3-reload-elizabeth-persona-3-gif-1497114469021618657

[neon adder]

I’d give soy human a try

[pliant juniper]

i have made some questionable searches in my time

[coarse leaf]

for me personally i was eating things that werent food for a little too long because i had (and still do) have autism sensory stuff where i like to chew on things but when i was younger and less smart if it seemed safe to swallow id just swallow it sometimes

[wheat sail]

Can you cook humans medium rare like beef or you gotta fully cook it like pork

[neon adder]

Like what, soybean meal

[charred surge]

If we’re gonna talk about eating unorthodox meat, might as well

[modest night]

I feel like I didn't detail this but it was the end of the ice age that made wooly mammoths go extinct, we didn't have control over the climate back then

[high hedge]

Its because we didn't spend hundreds of years breeding humans to be tasty

[tawdry valley]

I think a big deal for mammoths (and elephants today) was that they take forever to get functional children

[neon adder]

This is a very discord conversation

[opaque sigil]

Lab grown meat isn’t gonna be kosher anyways since it’s made with animal cells so at least I don’t have to worry about that decision which everyone else seems so preoccupied with

[hollow terrace]

Mankind killstealing since the dawn of time

[coarse leaf]

its just now instead of chewing on objects i chew the tips of my fingers and stuff which is arguably worse

[wheat sail]

Just change how you interpret the religion

🏃‍♂️

[tawdry valley]

It’s also the same deal with polar bears and large mammals in general

[neon adder]

Huh. Maybe I was a touch autistic

[high hedge]

Is Kosher meat prepared similarly to halal meat

[stark estuary]

Yeah but that doesn’t mean humans weren’t also a crucial or chronic driver of population decline

[tawdry valley]

Oh shit, yeah it’s whales too. Damn biology is this easy.

[modest night]

They would have disappeared anyway tbf

[opaque sigil]

If there was a good argument for doing so I would but there isn’t

[opaque sigil]

Similar requirements yes

[modest night]

A girls gotta eat

[wheat sail]

I mean people already pick and choose what to follow in religious texts

[tulip edge]

We eat. It's what we do.

[coarse leaf]

never self-diagnose and also theres no “was” with autism thats something thats with you for your whole life

[pliant juniper]

i choose anarchy

[stark estuary]

I wonder what mammoth tasted like

[neon adder]

Nah. Scientists project a herd of mammoths was still alive and kicking around the peak of Egypt until some people killed and ate them

[mental slate]

I like meat

[pliant juniper]

eat an elephat and add hair

[opaque sigil]

Judaism is already in large part an oral tradition

[remote ibex]

What about non kosher meat makes it a bad thing to eat religion wise

[modest night]

It was me

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-age-blue-sky-2002-baby-jump-gif-22191892

[wheat sail]

So just don't Say it's not kosher 🤔

[remote ibex]

Like is there reasoning behind why those specific animals aren't allowed to be eaten

[mental slate]

I respect vegetarians but I don’t get how you can give up meat when it’s such a cornerstone of our biological diets

[opaque sigil]

Not prepared properly, or not considered pure

[remote ibex]

Rude

[high hedge]

Why eat lab meat when you could eat green meat with bugs

[tawdry valley]

I mean, Plant protien is protien

[opaque sigil]

It’s not?

[pliant juniper]

idk man do you really want to eat a turt

[stark estuary]

🥴

[neon adder]

I probably don’t, I also have sensory stuff but that’s probably just my ADHD (which I am diagnosed for) kicking in

[remote ibex]

Can't they like not eat pigs tho?

[opaque sigil]

Ancient humans ate predominantly vegetables meat was a luxury

[pliant juniper]

whar

[opaque sigil]

Why would I want to eat a pig

[remote ibex]

True

[charred surge]

Are you Jewish; if so can I thank y’all for those jelly donuts they taste good

[high hedge]

they actually primarily ate wagyu beef, it was a higher tier of living

[neon adder]

Where’d you get that idea

[tawdry valley]

Sam i am selling you on green eggs and ham

[remote ibex]

Arent swine considered not kosher

[opaque sigil]

Anthropology?

[pliant juniper]

what is kosher

[opaque sigil]

Yes

[high hedge]

Well Sam I am, I will not eat your green eggs and ham

[runic adder]

Jelly donuts suck

[neon adder]

Sure alr

[remote ibex]

Foods that Jewish people are permitted to eat kinda

[charred surge]

Kosher foods are foods that conform to the Jewish dietary regulations of kashrut (dietary law). The laws of kashrut apply to food derived from living creatures and kosher foods are restricted to certain types of mammals, birds and fish meeting specific criteria; the flesh of any animals that do not meet these criteria is forbidden by the dietary laws.

[high hedge]

I prefer boston cream donuts

[pliant juniper]

OH

[tulip edge]

I do not want green eggs and ham, I do not like them, sam I am

[stark estuary]

In this day and age not only is it perfectly healthy for a human to live on a plant-based diet but research shows that it can actually be healthier than alternatives (as well as being more ethical and far better for the environment)

[pliant juniper]

i was thinking about like the salt

[runic adder]

I despise those with a passion

[tawdry valley]

I’m getting suess mugged now

[remote ibex]

True

[serene chasm]

Yes!

[high hedge]

Oh hi Cyn

[coarse leaf]

autism and adhd can go hand in hand a lot of times- thats how it was for me -and exactly WHY they tend to exist as a dual-diagnosis is still like a total mystery funnily enough

[runic adder]

Hey

[high hedge]

have you been reading Hellboy

[serene chasm]

Boston cream donuts are the best

[cold lark]

Is it haram to eat fingers?

[charred surge]

I love donuts in general, it is my belief that they are among mankind’s greatest creations

[tawdry valley]

Ya

[opaque sigil]

That’s about the grain size, larger for kashering meat

[runic adder]

Slowly, but yeah

[neon adder]

True, some kinds of meat have carcinogens to spare

[high hedge]

cool cool the both of you

[modest night]

Self diagnosis is useful for people who don't have the money or access to diagnosis tho

[pliant juniper]

btw fish tastes bad you cannot change my mind

[modest night]

Like it would literally take me 4 years to get one if I tried to but you know who knows

[high hedge]

please share your thoughts in the art zone server cause I am super interested in both your perspectives

[pliant juniper]

(this is not counting crustaceans)

[neon adder]

Doomed.

[opaque sigil]

Strict prohibition against consuming blood means you’ve gotta get rid of it

[pliant juniper]

🤯

[remote ibex]

Mfw there's like thousands of species of fish

[stark estuary]

Well (red) meat is strongly linked to cancer risk yes but there are a number of other (and arguably more significant) health benefits to going plant-based

[high hedge]

what fish have you tried

[barren scarab]

I like the taste of meat more though.

[mental slate]

Does red meat increase iron levels?

[coarse leaf]

oh for sure, i more say that in the sense that its best to get an official diagnosis for anything like that because then you have access to professional treatment and whatnot

[high hedge]

it makes you taller

[pliant juniper]

salmon, king fish, the small crunchy ones, cod oil, probably other ones i can't remember

[opaque sigil]

Eh a lot of the time those are kind of overblown and it’s not necessarily about all plant it’s just about not overindulging in meat, every now and then is fine the average person just often consumes way too much

[remote ibex]

Have you tried sushi?

[high hedge]

I prefer river fish

[runic adder]

Sushi is peak

[pliant juniper]

no

[stark estuary]

Meat has iron yes but so do a lot of plants, the main thing that’s lacking in a plant-based diet is B12 and that can be supplemented easily nowadays

[remote ibex]

Do it then

[high hedge]

sushi is cool

I do prefer shellfish over fish

[pliant juniper]

prawn goes hard

[mental slate]

Eating more greens < being 6’

[neon adder]

The two things I’m worried about for a very very plant based diet is my protein consumption and also the fact that I like meat
Yeah, doesn’t go much deeper than that

[high hedge]

yes

[modest night]

Well I think that's probably down to the individual I'd why some people wouldn't want a disability status to not risk getting discriminated against if they want to move out and such

[stark estuary]

That and also the fact that a lot of meat is ultra-processed

[modest night]

But yeah its cool to get treatment and accommodations

[opaque sigil]

Well yes

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/watercoasting-gif-9834191338382762098

[coarse leaf]

like i was pretty much positive i had adhd for about a year before i got diagnosed (the autism dual diagnosis came as a surprise though) but couldnt really do anything about it

[coarse leaf]

true yeah

[remote ibex]

I need to eat more greens then

[tawdry valley]

@high hedge was it wake the devil that last lined up with that one movie

[high hedge]

yeah

[opaque sigil]

So long as you’re not over representing meat in your diet and trying to get it from better quality sources there’s nothing wrong with keeping some in

[high hedge]

Wake the Devil is what the first film takes after

they don't borrow a lot from after that

[tawdry valley]

yeah makes sense

[high hedge]

Wake the Devil is also written differently than the rest of Hellboy

as it has John Byrne

[remote ibex]

A lot of people go vegetarian not for the health benefits but cause they feel bad for the animals which is fair

[high hedge]

so it is more narrated

[stark estuary]

You can definitely eat meat and be healthy, I didn’t imply otherwise nor am I even vegetarian/vegan myself but I was pointing out that for many it is a legitimate alternative

[opaque sigil]

Definitely

[pliant juniper]

uranium sandwich 👍

[wheat sail]

Just eat the worms

[tawdry valley]

Fair, although I did come here initially for mignola

[modest night]

Yeah that sounds like it would suck for school and all

[opaque sigil]

Being Jewish often means being pseudo-vegetarian anyways so I’m definitely not disagreeing

[neon adder]

True, and meat is still a fairly common source of proteins and many nutrients for a lot of populations, so some people can’t really cut it out entirely but y’know

I for one am not vegetarian

[high hedge]

yeah I think Mignola's voice is much more interesting anyway

[high hedge]

it lends to the atmospheric tone of the series

Like I'm sure you'll see what I mean when you read The Corpse

[stark estuary]

Or for environmental reasons, which is undeniable

[remote ibex]

Jewish people when I do a backflip

[high hedge]

great short story, its the first Hellboy story I read even

[stark estuary]

Industrial farming isn’t just unethical it’s also really really bad for the environment

[remote ibex]

Nah id win

[opaque sigil]

Well that’s also a problem for a lot of plant based diets too

[stark estuary]

Not nearly to the same extent

[opaque sigil]

No but it’s still a problem that people should recognize

[mental slate]

https://tenor.com/view/handsomeman-gif-3969600433481058369

[neon adder]

Rice farming alone apparently takes up somewhere around 15% of all agricultural water usage

[high hedge]

well rice and almonds are worth using up all our water

[opaque sigil]

Rice is also a huuuuuge staple for a ton of the world there’s nothing out of the ordinary there

[remote ibex]

Rice is a main part of the diet in almost every east Asian country

[neon adder]

True

[opaque sigil]

Rice is like 20% of the global calorie consumption

[high hedge]

almonds are 79%

[stark estuary]

15% of water usage is relatively low if anything

[remote ibex]

True

[neon adder]

Yikes

[high hedge]

people eat too many almonds

[opaque sigil]

Especially given the water dependent methods

[remote ibex]

Those damned almond eaters

[high hedge]

we should make one almond and share it

[tawdry valley]

*drink

[high hedge]

TRUE

[pliant juniper]

why would you eat almonds

[modest night]

I don't eat enough almonds when they are cool and good for you

[neon adder]

Just genetically engineer a really, really large almond that we all feast on like rats

[remote ibex]

For every almond you eat, one random person in the world explodes

[high hedge]

good to keep your trail mix diverse

[serene chasm]

Almonds?

[pliant juniper]

you guys eat trail mix

[neon adder]

https://tenor.com/view/nuts-nomz-nom-nom-nom-chipmunk-chipmunk-cheeks-gif-5319072

[mental slate]

Happened to my friend Phil once

[tawdry valley]

Blend an almond bearing plant with a citrus bearing tree

[neon adder]

What like limononds

[high hedge]

Hey wait right there whil I start eating these almonds

[tawdry valley]

Crunchy lemons or soft almonds

We will change the world regardless of the outcome

[stark estuary]

Man made horrors behind my comprehension

[high hedge]

I do a lot of road trips

[neon adder]

Crunchy tangerine almonds

That sounds fire

[tawdry valley]

Where do you live

[pliant juniper]

i just stay home

[stark estuary]

(Please send your full address)

[tawdry valley]

Regionally. Not Liam Neeson threateningly

[high hedge]

I used to live in California

[pliant juniper]

get doxxed idiot

[tawdry valley]

I hear nothing but good things about west coast USA scenery so I’m sure those are fun trips

[high hedge]

I love Cali

[mental slate]

(Liam Neeson threatingly)

[high hedge]

look up Sequoia national park

I love visiting there

[pliant juniper]

White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington

[hollow terrace]

I got a stomach flu with my last meal being a packet almonds so I mentally associated almonds with being sick like some prehistoric man eating poison berries

[silver oak]

cgat im sad

[neon adder]

123 Nunya lane, Nah

[silver oak]

gimme good sad music

[tawdry valley]

Holy shit

[cunning geode]

i associate almonds with almond milk yogurt... mmmmm

[pliant juniper]

don't forget

[hollow terrace]

I envy you wombat

[high hedge]

its so beautiful and the air is so nice and fresh

[neon adder]

Highway to hell
Instead of feeling sad, feel like a badass

[unborn hamlet]

ONLY a phew hours till valentine fingers crossed

[pliant juniper]

dirt mouth

[tawdry valley]

Where do I meet Totoro

[cunning geode]

thats a first

[unborn hamlet]

i rember going there as a kid

[high hedge]

alongside the tallest tree

[pliant juniper]

wow another reminder that no one wants to talk to me

[silver oak]

I've been there

they're even cooler in person

[atomic sparrow]

i haven't been there who is this ?

[modest night]

Hiiii

[silver oak]

california is insane

[high hedge]

Graig

[tawdry valley]

I know that’s why I’m horrified by the size of the tree

[atomic sparrow]

wth

[high hedge]

the pinecones are massive

[pliant juniper]

tree's cant be that big that's illegal

[modest night]

Not in a flirty way just in a nice way to make you think people want to talk to you

[cunning geode]

i had a cat named Sequoia

[tawdry valley]

I think the biggest tree I’ve ever seen is the one in a British garden

[pliant juniper]

there must be atleast 30 zoning law violations for that tree

[tawdry valley]

The oldest tree in England and it’s this Ridiculous oak monster

[high hedge]

I like that you felt the need to clarify

[mental slate]

Why that name?

[silver oak]

yosemite is cool too

[cunning geode]

we name our cats after trees

[high hedge]

Yosemite is rad

[modest night]

Ty bestie I like you too (not clarified)

[high hedge]

General Sherman and Hyperion?

[mental slate]

I like that

[cunning geode]

no

[pliant juniper]

i will name my cat barthelemew

if that's how you spell it

[burnt topaz]

eucalyptus

smooth tree, freaky

[high hedge]

feeling is mutually unclarified

[mental slate]

Mine was named Tiger

[modest night]

Yippee!!

I will not name my cat as I do not have one

[pliant juniper]

i've never had a cat and should not be trusted with even a goldfish

[high hedge]

AND FULL OF FLAMMABLE OILS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[burnt topaz]

WOO

[silver oak]

hyperion is a sickass name for a cat

[mental slate]

Land down under

[inland ravine]

hey everyone

[mental slate]

g’day

[pliant juniper]

that's far too cool for a fat blob of fur that yells and you and demands attention and food

[spare fractal]

gwnj hi!

[high hedge]

The austailians really pulled a sneaky on California by selling so many goddamned Eucalyptus trees

[burnt topaz]

or like, mediterranean

[high hedge]

ITS GWNJ YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pliant juniper]

whar

[tawdry valley]

So’s teidore, funnily enough

[high hedge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415321327294218252/1205139233602404392/meme.gif

[inland ravine]

airy
amina
LUFFY YOOOOOOOO

[mental slate]

really? I thought it was native to Australia

[burnt topaz]

i know they are in the mediterranean, but they could be

[neon adder]

The only thing I want for valentines’ day is some sort of silksong news

[high hedge]

okay sweetie just for you

[burnt topaz]

almost all o them are

[neon adder]

And yes, no need to ?sspsa me

[burnt topaz]

google is telling me

[neon adder]

[tawdry valley]

?sspsa

[white sail]

Reminder: The latest news for both Hollow Knight and Silksong can be found in #hk-announcements.
Check the pinned messages for more information, including a FAQ.

[silver oak]

the oldest, biggest, and tallest trees in the world are all in california

[high hedge]

the news will be cancellation💔

[mental slate]

are u from the Mediterranean?

[neon adder]

I hate you

[neon adder]

I think I hate you more

[burnt topaz]

no but ive got family in morocco

[tawdry valley]

Same

[pliant juniper]

real

[inland ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-katzen-cringe-orange-cat-gif-23905485

[neon adder]

Rare w

[pliant juniper]

i think i might've used that wrong

[tawdry valley]

Rare?

[mental slate]

that’s interesting the only other place I heard was like New Guinea

[neon adder]

Very

[modest night]

Go look for mathusalem and send us a picture once you find it

[inland ravine]

sonia :D

[modest night]

Hiiiiii

[wheat sail]

Mausoleum

[burnt topaz]

gehenna

[wheat sail]

Gwnj

[tawdry valley]

“Methuselah is 4,853 years old”

WHAT

[high hedge]

I remember planting that tree

[wheat sail]

Nah

That stage is the puzzle stage

[modest night]

You're not physically there go walk boy

[inland ravine]

kirb

[tawdry valley]

It looks exactly like how the oldest people to ever live look

[vivid belfry]

Unfortunately I've started playing monster hunter

[silver oak]

I am like less than a year younger than you

[tawdry valley]

Uh oh

[mental slate]

Wasn’t there a really old tree in like England that had been there for centuries and some kid just cut it down

[vivid belfry]

I was not expecting it to be so difficult to aim my sword

[tawdry valley]

Hunt sold me on it but I don’t have the time sadly

How is it besides the sword thing

[vivid belfry]

Me neither that's why I said Unfortunately

I should be finishing persona 5

[tawdry valley]

Lmao

[high hedge]

Here's an interesting story I was reminded of https://www.treehugger.com/earths-most-isolated-tree-only-one-around-miles-was-struck-and-killed-drunk-driver-4858323

[modest night]

There was this really old tree a guy wanted to take a harmless sample of trunk from and he just ended up killing it

[young saffron]

I'm back

[modest night]

I think it was the oldest recorded one then

[tawdry valley]

Aw…

[modest night]

Ok boy

[vivid belfry]

I've only done a few missions but it's fun

[pliant juniper]

this is like me with my friends

[high hedge]

Only thing for miles and he hits the damn thing

[silver oak]

The oldest recorded tree ever was in nevada and then some researchers cut it down in the 60s cuz they forgor idk

[tawdry valley]

Insane

[young saffron]

I've heard mission can take hours?

[mental slate]

How can you fuck that up seriously

[vivid belfry]

I've done 2 of them, each of which had a time limit of 50 minutes

[modest night]

Oh damn I thought mathusalem ended up being older but yeah his sampling tool got stuck and they cut it down before knowing it was an oldie iirc

[vivid belfry]

The first one took me like 10 and the second was probably like a half hour because I got a new objective after finishing

[tawdry valley]

The tree, only around 10 feet tall, had roots that stretched down more than 100 feet to the water table. It was estimated to be around 300 years old @high hedge

[silver oak]

tbh I could make an older tree

[high hedge]

god always so frustrating to reread that story

[tawdry valley]

Badass tree honestly

[high hedge]

I hope that guy was exploded

[silver oak]

I love this tree deep dive saga

[mental slate]

quick start eating almonds

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/nuts-nomz-nom-nom-nom-chipmunk-chipmunk-cheeks-gif-5319072

[tawdry valley]

Lemme fix that

[pliant juniper]

they all look the same

[tawdry valley]

I sent this for the bit. No idea who made the list or 80% of the trees on here.

[silver oak]

birch in A is based

[mental slate]

I see no Eucalyptus

[inland ravine]

where's the winter tree/j

[tawdry valley]

All I know is I’d put olive trees in S

Those things look enchanted as hell. Also they make olives

[inland ravine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/1196445298671759432/makesweet-ojfc60.gif

[pliant juniper]

yum salt

[prisma meteor]

I like your porfile pick true

[hollow terrace]

[high hedge]

Thank you

I like it too

[tawdry valley]

“It rains once a year here. Only the olive trees can grow” and then you see this:

Olive trees are badass

[hollow terrace]

Why must being sleepy be a functional need

[prisma meteor]

little bit vain tbh imo iirc

[high hedge]

Hard to not be vain when you’re me tbf

[wheat sail]

Cus if you don't sleep you die

Duhh

[tawdry valley]

You aren’t “feeling” sleepy, your brain is withering

[hollow terrace]

[spare fractal]

good night everybody

[tawdry valley]

Also yes there’s this annoying ass chemical that makes it harder to stay awake but don’t drink that energy drink

[spare fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-chat-osc-hi-chat-osc-osc-object-show-hfjone-gif-17752398305377209565

[mental slate]

night

[high hedge]

Gnight Airy

[mental slate]

Is that melatonin thingo?

[tawdry valley]

Uhh

Kinda

[inland ravine]

bye airy :(

[tawdry valley]

I remember that the feeling of needing sleep was based on multiple cycles

Melatonin was just one of them(?)

[wheat sail]

Close yo eyes

[pliant juniper]

can't i do both

i require atleast 9 hours of sleep to function

[stoic sigil]

TIL that Waffle House has paratroopers

[tawdry valley]

What’s paratroopers in the context of a fast food breakfast place

(Is it fast food?)

[wheat sail]

They go behind enemy lines and sell waffles until reinforcements come

[tawdry valley]

Rad

[wheat sail]

Search waffle house vs mcdonalds 1998, battle of ohio

[mental slate]

Good luck for college

[pliant juniper]

i will perish

[coral prawn]

Good morning fellow cool people

[pliant juniper]

apperently i'm beyond mortal comprehension now

so that's cool

[coral prawn]

Good for you👍

I think

[pliant juniper]

i like to draw things that would irl be beyond mortal comprehension

so like

[stoic sigil]

In the event of a disaster, Waffle House sends a recovery team to set a Waffle house up in the area

[stoic sigil]

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index

[coral prawn]

If no ones there for me i know waffel house got my back

[stoic sigil]

Shrue

[wheat sail]

Waffle house would stay open after a direct nuclear missile hit

[serene chasm]

Waffle houses are actually nuclear bomb shelters.

[coral prawn]

Just get in to the fridge simple

[wheat sail]

Keep calm and waffle on

Oh yeah Nintendo direct gonna be announced later today

Partner focused direct hmmm

:rubs stomach:

[stoic sigil]

They're gonna announce a game made by a small indie developer from Australia

Goose Game 3

[coral prawn]

No silksong news

[wheat sail]

PROJECT nexus 2

[stoic sigil]

Wait

Isn't that already a thing

[wheat sail]

I think there's only 1

[stoic sigil]

Madness Project Nexus?

[wheat sail]

Oh yeah I was stuck in the tower level

[wheat sail]

Yaa

[coral prawn]

Ugh tomorrow

[stoic sigil]

Are you counting the Flash Game as the first one

[wheat sail]

No

[stoic sigil]

Oh i see

[wheat sail]

Waiting for the next Madness combat

[coral prawn]

Madness combat is so good

[stoic sigil]

New Madness Combat or Silksong, call it.

[coral prawn]

I'd rather have madness combat

[wheat sail]

When you enter the subway with Madness combat music on 😈

[coral prawn]

😨

[wheat sail]

Everyone is an agent

[coral prawn]

That clown i dont remember the name definitely gave some one a phobia of clowns

[stoic sigil]

Imo Hank sucks, he's died like 4 times

[wheat sail]

Tricky

[stoic sigil]

Sanford has 0 deaths

[coral prawn]

Major skill issue

I have died 0 times

[stoic sigil]

therefore Sanford is the strongest Madness Character

[coral prawn]

Yet*

[wheat sail]

Deimos come back

[stoic sigil]

I can't believe Deimos Rock and Stone'd so hard he revived himself

[wheat sail]

And he became shorter

[calm token]

have we seen this

[stoic sigil]

Bait

[calm token]

ehh

-Y

[pliant lava]

chat is this real

[coral prawn]

I really do hope we don't get anything tomorrow

[stoic sigil]

Can confirm, I was Twitter

[wheat sail]

It's real but it was from like 2019 or something

[calm token]

fuck my life it was trolling

[pliant lava]

urh

[stoic sigil]

L

[pliant lava]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/892566099651084318/907790651209445376/vesslvibe.gif

[stoic sigil]

but do you know what isnt a troll? Aluo's leaks!

[coral prawn]

Aluo is the only person you should trust with ss news

[stoic sigil]

exactly

[wheat sail]

Aluo is team Cherry's janitor trust him

[coral prawn]

GAH i should have saved that screenshot

Where aluo has the tc role

[wheat sail]

Haram

Damnnn

[flat remnant]

aw

i'm sorry mods 😭

[stoic sigil]

Post Believable Fake Leaks
Get noticed by Team Cherry
get hired as an artist for Silksong
Leak Silksong footage for real
Get sued for a Graigillion Dollars.

Aluo Grindset

[wheat sail]

You lucky you nitro boosting

https://tenor.com/view/staring-black-man-staring-black-men-staring-black-men-men-staring-gif-25096788

[hollow terrace]

[wheat sail]

Omg hiiiii window 😏

[coral prawn]

Window

[wheat sail]

Why the tomato remotes why not shark Emojis

[coral prawn]

Remotes?

[wheat sail]

Don't ask me anything

[coral prawn]

Alright sorry

[wheat sail]

It's ok

[flat remnant]

reddit is unaware that this is a dumb business decision because most of their userbase would never be in a relationship

[wheat sail]

Wtf is that on the right

[flat remnant]

what reddit thinks is funny probably

[coral prawn]

Handsom squidward heart

Ugh its tomorrow

[stoic sigil]

If the heart guy from adventure time started looksmaxxing

[wheat sail]

Ewww that guy

😏

[coral prawn]

I'll turn you in to goo

[wheat sail]

Goo goo Ga ga

[coral prawn]

[wheat sail]

Countered

[coral prawn]

Damn it

[wheat sail]

No kaan

[true bay]

hello hgain chat

[sinful flare]

kirb is it worth the sacrifice to get the terrible pink name for a week only to peek at wk channel

[wheat sail]

🧍 🖐️

Wk channel?

[sinful flare]

the channel where only the people with the role that im racist against can access

[sinful flare]

gm

[wheat sail]

Probably very zesty or nerdy

[coral prawn]

Huh?

[wheat sail]

So idk up to you

[prisma meteor]

we talk about a lot of really interesting stuff I think, it sorta helps that it's restricted because we don't have to worry about new members showing up every 3 minutes and asking if there's any news

[wheat sail]

And you can't be racist anymore

[sinful flare]

i'll have to be not racist for only one week and idk if im up to the task

[coral prawn]

I wish they would stop but there is nothing i can do😔

[wheat sail]

🙏

[stoic sigil]

Chat ypu should look at Silksong's Steam Page

[coral prawn]

Nah

[wheat sail]

I looked

[coral prawn]

Can't I'm on a train

[wheat sail]

What is team Cherry thinking with that post

[serene chasm]

What silksong page?

[prisma meteor]

ip grabber in their dms and you write "I think there's some news here" as the message

[wheat sail]

Steam

[prisma meteor]

that's how you get them

[sinful flare]

noted

[coral prawn]

[serene chasm]

There is no silksong. This is all a dream. Please wake up timmy. Its been 10 years since the accident, please timmy wake up!

[stoic sigil]

I can't believe they would post a 30 minute steamy romance story between Wilbo and an Emu on their blog

[coral prawn]

My name is not timmy so I guess I can keep sleeping

[wheat sail]

I'm not Timmy, or is that my real name in the real world

[wheat sail]

And then saying "they are working hard on it". Biggest cap since 2019

[flat remnant]

I've had this theory for about a week or so in mid-june where i was in a sort of purgatory where nothing changes

[coral prawn]

Emu? One piece reference

[serene chasm]

Yes

[flat remnant]

this is how silksong fans have been or something

[wheat sail]

I guess I'll just see what happens, no point worrying

Thank you dream friends

[high hedge]

I liked it better when peeps just called him Im

[stoic sigil]

Clearly my life is actually just The Trueman Show

[wheat sail]

I realize it's just a dream so I'll go on a crime spree

[high hedge]

Do you think if Truman drew Muhammad they would take him off the air

[coral prawn]

If the theory about what df Imu are correct has then the name makes more sense

[high hedge]

I liked Im because I would say his name is really kwahim

[prisma meteor]

what does this mean

[stoic sigil]

Chat, will Silksong cure cancer

[coral prawn]

No😔

[lofty thistle]

GUYS THE GAME IS OUT

LOOK

[high hedge]

so remember when South Park got censored and a lot of threats for featuring him in an episode

[stoic sigil]

Yeah, out of reach

[wheat sail]

The Cia has been notified

[high hedge]

well in Truman show part of the conceit is that Truman is on the air 24/7

[prisma meteor]

I don't watch Southpark I'm not a 13 year old boy in 2010 or whatever

[high hedge]

They refuse to ever not broadcast him

[high hedge]

well this was moreso just a large news story

[high hedge]

that led to the guy who started the threats becoming a fed informant

[coral prawn]

I wish this was me😔

No more school

[true bay]

i got only 5 hours of sleep

i am regretting my choices to stay up till 3 am

[coral prawn]

[prisma meteor]

he's so girliepop

he's just a sad little box who's owner keeps losing him

[coral prawn]

This reminds me of a book my dad read to me when I was very young, it might just be from it

[prisma meteor]

it's from the discworld series

the creature is named luggage

[stoic sigil]

Was that the parody of 87'???

[coral prawn]

I should try to find the books because I don't remember anything from them

I know my dad have them some where

[prisma meteor]

Luffy I was literally 3 years old of course I don't know this

[prisma meteor]

was there a wizard named rincewind

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-miss-goldenweek-ms-goldenweek-goldenweek-didnt-ask-gif-25935178

[lime helm]

Yes
Yes there was

[prisma meteor]

you aren't who I asked

[lime helm]

Nobody else answered, so I did. Don't have to be a jerk about it.

[coral prawn]

I don't remember anything from them😔

[lime helm]

I remember (sort of) some of the stuff
Back when I was younger I would have my dad read that series to me all the time

[coral prawn]

I remember that my dad used to read the lord of the rings to me and my sister as a bed time story

[lime helm]

Yo that's how I used Discworld
I just read LotR in my freetime anyway though

[golden pawn]

I finally saw a good YouTube short sigma Chad meme or whatever.

Instead of being par for the course homophobia it was propaganda against prime drinkers.

[lime helm]

It is even possible to see a good one of those?

[golden pawn]

Yes it was against prime

[lime helm]

Oh yeah that's fine

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-doctor-who-13th-10th-10-gif-26980722

@high hedge