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i got the fire elite aspect bro ๐ญ
what is thay
i became the fire elite aspect
like the blazing enemies that burn you on hit
its an extremely rare drop
isnt that like for a few seconds
anyway i do not know the item
no its not from the red item its the equipment that i have
its permanent as long as i have it
zap zap?
yo everyone
do NOT play today's isaac daily
real 
gmwnj
Gwnj
W
kaang 
you doing eclipse climb?
also hi hoid havent seen you here in a long time
hey hey hey
nah but i am kind of doing it with merc
died to 4 stacks of collapse as merc on eclipse 5 
that gif is hilarious
hey hoid
hi hi 
very
indeed
I remember when elder lemurians spawned in sundered grove
thrilling
they might as well be dead is probably my favorite
easily top 2 for me
right next to once in a lullaby
once in a lullaby, they might as well be dead and con lentitud poderosa are my top 3 I think
no particular order
fair enough
I think I'm just a little burn out with that one 
Based ngl
honestly fair
still amazing, chris never disappoints
hello
chris really christodoulou'd
ive been gone for a while, we got new mods?
and new not-mods
curly and zal got promoted to admins recently
some either stepped down or demoted
yeah
oh damn
some is a small understatement imo
like half of mod team
oh jesus christ wth
3 stepped down in a single day

and then some more after
peng :D
gwnj
based curly as always
What the heck you turned me bald too
niko one shot!!
oh no it does not have any weakness
let's be bald together 
baldie buddies
:D
Not my mutuals on tw retweeting the old announcement posts from silksong of these days 

oh man
the new discord mobile layout is so uncomfortable to use
yeah its hideous
Discord aint gonna do anythin tho they're probably just gonna wait until we all get used to it
whyyyyy can't I just swipeeeee 
Which i am 
thank goodness I dont use discord mobile that much
whatsapp ass ui
LMAO
whyd they move messages into a whole another tab man
I just wanna swipe left and right to move man...
you now have to look for the discord logo in the mobile app
yeah its horrendous
I keep swiping left to see server members and the app just thinks I wanna answer to a message
Now you have to click a small button in search to search for things like mentions 
Just don't update discord simple

I just learned this today and i've had the layout for months
I hate this update
it did it on its own
Just made this
youtube is being sooooooo slow
For things like searching a specific persons messages you have to enter the buttons menu twice to select the search type and profile 
it just took literally like 3 whole minutes to load a video and it was still only like 240p
Adblocker
Damn, one more victim of the youtube's adblock measures
i turned it off! but the adblocker thing slows it down for everyone not just for the adblockers
The layout is so half-baked it's honestly quite incredible
Ah, I didn't know that
SHHHH DONT SAY INCREDIBLE
i have youtube premium anyway
firefox + ublock origin is the only combo that doesnt slow it down I think
I don't get slowdown personally

Either it's an EU thing or my internet is just that good
I use chrome tho
it's time to get ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐
oh shit
You MUST speed it up
try downloading more ram


Hi
Froster!
frosty :D
Hi there bestie
Hi 
don't mind my nick, it was just for the sillies
mrowwwwwwwwww
MMMMMMMM YES POKEMON MUSIC
i was mentioned?
I just like toothless being goofy
same
freddy fazbear
har har har har
fedy
Buh bye
Silksong in 3 days isn't that crazy guys
I sure hope not
Yeah that'd be chaos
omg hi gingor....
chat i finished yume nikki
incredibly emblematic rpgmaker game from 2004
like referenced in a lot of other indie games and all
does anyone know when joker usually wakes up 
idk i think gaster is based on uboa
girl what
i dmed him about LC today but i think he is beesing
Looks cool I should maybe try it
LC gaming but kaan only has like 2 hours rn to play
and idk when joker wakes up
did you like it??
i mean do you know if he would have said yes anyway
he did say yes
it was hard to get into until i got the bicycle and then it was really nice
he said we are gonna play LC today.,.,,
so valid
have you played ib?
i haven't but i watched playthroughs of it as a little baby child
i remember the room that looked wrong to some characters but not others but my child brain thought that was super cool
I went on a spree last year and played yume nikki -> ib -> omori in a row
they're all so great
I have Omori but I keep forgetting to complete it
i know there are a ton of 2000s rpgmaker games i should try out
i didn't like omori to be honest
it was alright to me
I liked the story but not the gameplay that much
I didn't like it nearly as much as I enjoyed Lisa and Fear & Hunger
something something crooked man witchs house mad father (i feel like all of the names are wrong but ill easily find them when looking them up)
fear and hunger is so bleak
Lisa the Painful is the goat
you should play OFF.....
noted
lisa the painful is fucking INCREDIBLE
I have yet to find an rpg maker game nearly as good as Lisa
it is free and from the 2000s
Like sure, F&H was fun, but Lisa was mindblowing with how it used it's characters and setting
i haven't played fear and hunger but really should
whenever I listen to Summer Love it destroys me from the inside, Lisa is the best
It's really bleak, and really messed up, but man is it exciting when you finally beat it
from the small bits i heard of lisa the painful im kinda worried the game will be too grim dark for me
It just takes a long time
F&H will be too grimdark for you then
I havent finished F&H yet I should do that
Lisa isn't that bad, it's just depressing for most of the game
like i like dark themes but also i don't like when it feels like they're done to a non self aware comical extent
Lisa never takes any of it's themes in a non self away extent
I'd say lisa finds a decent balance in that, for the most part
alright noted ill probably play it eventually
There's a LOT of dark comedy, but it's never non self aware
i think silksong will show how bugkind will never change, because they will always blame the beasts
It was written by a dev after learning about his wife/girlfriend having been SAed and it takes it's themes extremely seriously even when making jokes
he's so tumblr sexyman ๐ญ

the aesthetics of the entire game reminds me of Pandora Hearts
yeah i think ill play ib next
it's really short so that's nice
how short?
Here's what I'm saying, if HK was the demo project for SS
How long is this game going to be?
taco why did i think you were actually zal for a moment ๐ญ
around 3h I think
oh damn
wdym
HK was made in like a few years ๐ญ
i like longer games :(
your name
fair
it wasn't really that though
no im udner service with the new order of the zal knighthood order
Not it being a "demo for ss" but more of the fact, it was released by a few devs in a handful of years, and SS is made by way more people in way longer
nahhh it's still the same team
hk got rushed out on a limited budget, if they had more time to finish hk up pre-release they probably would've taken longer
they just have more time and money tho
it's just 1 more person isn't it
no its literally the same
I thought there was only like 2 guys doing the bulk of the work on HK so I might be wrong
huh, got confused then
the only guy that changed is David Kazi being replaced by Jack Vine
one more person because everybody forgot about jack and thinks it's just ari and william
But having more time and money hopefully is going to make a massive difference
Jack was with them since pre Lifeblood
infact Jack wss the main spearhead for Lifeblood's optimization just so they can run it on Switch
poor code dude he should be more marketable
tc spaghetti code 
ss being well optimized is something else to look forward to
and fuckin Wilbo saw it and just replied something like ":("
Well anyway, I don't want to set SS up to fail my expectations, so I remind myself to quell them
I forgot about david ๐
๐ญ omg no fucking way
he was dude
i remember that
TC used to drop here from time to time back in 2018-2019
took a sledgehammer to his self esteem
he was replaced years ago bestie
and 56 and like 3 other modders (iirc one of them was 753) and they were just shittalking the codebase of the game
and william pops out
what did they say after that?
lmao poor wilbo
idk how he does it but william just posts the funniest shit on twitter
Heh
these were the oldest i could get
its mostly Gradow and Pine ๐ฅด
shit mean i still need to kick Gradow's ass thanks for reminding me
dude ching no way
khan too lmao
but yeah i think later on this prompted to Graig saying something like
"dont worry modders were not gonna overdo the FSMs this time ๐ "
honestly tho this is just pure speculation
BUT
i do think Silksong is going to be way way more modding friendly
you'll be able to make silkpoint so easily ttacco
certainly more types of things to add
like in general, im not expecting workshop support or any thing
i am already remaking hollow point i am on the way buddy
Imagine this happened on the Dark Souls server
"Man ds lore makes no sense"
Fucking Miyazaki: ):
Literally all his fault
Uh what does FSM stand for
honestly though i can hopefully see the modding community bloom a lot bigger in HK, the biggest issue is replicating the artstyle
Finite State Machines
basically just imagine them as states with codes in them that does an action
Oh no no no
Foreign state mercenary
You mean like
Why rimworld modding is so popular is literally how easy it is to make mods and copy the art style
Though would you be so kind of telling me the name of some nice alternatives?
Anyone with like 7 braincells can copy the Rimworld artstyle
so an enemy can have the states:
"Patrolling"
"Searching"
"Chasing"
then you put code in them like
Patrolling - "If the enemy is patrolling AND player gets into the radius: change state to Chasing; Else keep Patrolling"
Chasing - "If the player is still within radius: keep chasing; else if the player is out of range: change state to Searching" etc
the thing is TC used HutongGame's PSFM which made coding the game way easier if you have little knowledge
the problem is, TC used it on EVERYTHING
You make a really terrible animal and then cut it's legs off, big bang boom rimworld art
health? FSMs
"if enemy is hit? go to state get hit, if get state to hit, subtract to health, then after hit state, go to "is still being hit" state" etc
Oh dude HEALTH????
Average new coder experience
Hello people
I wad wondering what the problem was cuz AFAIK state machine are GREAT
As a coder I can confirm this is true
FSMs for literally everything is basically how Toby Fox wrote all of Undertale in basically one large if statement
this goes to 1. Enemy Health 2. Every interactable you see in the game 3. The enemy AI 4. The way it checks what spell are you gonna cast based on what ability you have + directions youre pressing
Oh
at one point the side effects was so bad, you could hit a random geo cluster and it would active a random lever somewhere for some reason
Yeah did you not know that? XD
I did not
Toby Fox basically used "If Else" statements for the entirety of Undertale
lol
What!!
wilbo sent this btw
This shit right here is so funny,
1000+ long case switch statement
it worked so good for him....
Thanks for telling me all this dude I appreciate it
wait let me open up the FSM viewer
Because you don't need to be good at programming to write a good story
I was gonna implement my own state machines for my frog walker project but I said fuck it and used a big ass row of of if statements on my update function
Thats thk right
this is the spell handler btw
I used State Machines in coding games
Donโt spoil undertale I have only beaten the bot you beat after undyne
yeah its THK
To be fair, UT came out like 10 years ago
If footIsBeingRaised:
doSmth
If footIsBeingLowered:
doSmthElse
Etc etc
Please donโt spoil it for me
Too lazy to make the stateMachine
For reference
Theres an FSM that controls the spells you cast
Then theres another FSM that controls the fireball direction/speed/size
Then theres ANOTHER attached FSM to it that controls the particles etc
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wait what the hell undertale came out 10 years ago??
1000+ case switch statement is hilarious
not yet, just 9 years
That doesn't justify ๐ญ
more like 8, september of 2015
damn
ok thank god
Its problematic cuz afaik 50% of the game is still using FSMs and its very tedious to modify
Coders put a station in space much before
I was just posting a case statement of the code, which was funny, not intentional spoilers
wtf is going on there?
Probably very slow as well
yeah Sonia, for once Jokey will ACTUALLY hop on LC with Agent, its pretty crazy, i know 
https://www.reddit.com/r/YandereTechnique/
There's this lovely subreddit
This is me trying to implement a single screen shake btw
it is slow
is it called spaghetti code because of all the links between the different states looking like a plate of spaghetti or something
I thought that was dream for a second
you call anything uncomprehensible in the coding world sphagetti in general ๐ฅด
just got isaacs heart for the first time 
Yeah spaghetti code is becoming really popular to encounter because of how large games are and how easy it is to access code nowadays
that's less fun
why spaghetti
Spaghetti Code is code that is so intertwined like spaghetti that doing one thing has unforseen consequences like moving other pieces of spaghetti
its all tangled up and funny looking i think
the only coding term im familiar about the origin of is bugs
i see
This feels oddly brainrotting
People if I were to make a game what should I make it be? (I will probably do it.)
You can't ever take out 1 piece of spaghetti without moving others, you can't edit one piece of code without messing something up
Part of me feels thankful thos means rhey used state machines for bosses at least
this took me 4 hours of trial and error ๐ฅด
but again in TC's defense
they were still able to make a game despite all of that
I shudder at the idea of some indie developer implementing bosses without state machines
they just had to unfuck it during the Switch port
Aka checking what state it is using if statements heh
The problem is you simply don't need to use state machines for literally everything
yeah
You can literally just tell the code to do something without checking it's state constantly
afaik they said theyre still gonna use FSMs in Silksong
that's crazy honestly how did the little australian men who ate croissants make it
just not to the extent HK did it
FSMs are great, State Machines for different forms of movement, boss battles, etc are fantastic
But...a State Machine for health? Like? XD
if they could i wish they would limit it to bosses, though considering the game being popular for bosses, im guessing in some way people are wishing its not in FSMs ๐ฅด
You don't know how happy I got when my brain realized I'm not supposed to understand this
Just check when the character is in a state where they could be damaged if something has entered their hitbox, then broadcast a signal and recieve it with the health update
Oh btw fun fact
There's absolutely zero reason to use a state machine for health
Rain World is also stupidly complexly made
If you the camera is not static the shading breaksb
AFAIK, it's some precalculated thing
It's made with some undocumented unity no UI framework as a wrapper
The thing I've learned from writing code in C, is that literally everything wants to break itself, and your job is to figure out why
yeah it used to be integrated here for Health, but now theres an entirely custom HealthManager game object they just apply to shit that can die
then you just call HealthManager.Hit(damageInstance) or HealthManager.Die(deathEffect)
The computer will do exactly as you tell it, even if exactly as you told it ends with it shooting itself in the head
The other day ibfound out
damn I want to throw up seeing this
movement states are less confusing than this
yeah it is
What happens. If you write to an index higher than the size in C++ vectors
you eventually get a hang of it
This is very true 
LOL?
runtime exception
Guess, does it tell you index out of range?
but by "hang of it" i mean the moment you stop diving into it in a week, youll forget about it and its back to being a jumbled mess in your eyes
Does it write it anyway just overflowed?
That's incredibly funny coming from c++
It activates a random breakpoint in the internals of the c++ implementation of the delete function
C# is atleast not entirely stupid
So I spent HOURS finding the error
Because it never told me it was a vector error
i know java a bit so c# was still ok to work with
And it was just accessing a few indices out of size
I despise the usage of c variant, but they're also good at what they do so I can't be too mad
So kids if you use c++ Vectors, don't add stuff by index, use push_back()
being able to do a++ or ++a is kinda cool, coming from a GDscript writer
I coded much more in C
Just switched to c++ to use classes
Fair enough, I program micro controllers in c
I still have some code in my thing that uses malloc
malloc balls
So ORDERLY
I just love C cuz no abyss
Like, slimeVR is written in c++ and c cause it's super fast and useful
No amount of features you've never used or know about beneath your feet
I can feel like I actually know it alรฑ
Yee C is chill like that
Apparently Rust is pretty chill too
this is what 7 years on Java dose to a mfer
java is cool hey
Do you like writing destructors
i mean yeah i guess it does
I'd rather shoot myself than use Java again
but comeon on after C# bro
Hope you do
C and C# is infinitely better on all usage than Java
SlimeVR
"Hey let's make a programming language that pretty much only supports single threading"
C# was advertised as "were like Java but were good"
fortunately (and unfortunately to some extent)
java is still very very relevant in this country
I'm in the middle of finishing my Slimes ๐
Being a C# simp is weird it's like your favorite color being grey
have yall done parallel programming pipelining threading and shit
because a lot of the current HRIS system are using old fuckup proprietary languages
and they use Java
Nah admit C# is actually good
Extremeรฑy little
nah not me
I prefer using GDScript or visual programming cause my brain is tiny
It's not something that's taught in programming teaching most of the time and idk why
I'll have to cuz I wanna learn Vulkan
though i appreciate java, javascript is another beast
confusing maybe
"truthy" "falsey" get that fucking shit out of my face
I learned multithreading when I was writing code for microcontrollers
VACUOUSLY TRUE
Gdscript rocks
FR shit is fire
I picket it up so fast!!
Like j was making game within a week I think shits crazy
I learned the majority of GDScript syntax in like a weekend
Idk why people talk about learning a new language like it's so crazy
A lot of these are uh
Python but different syntax
but man right now the resources i have are lacking atm ๐
Yeah on god GDscript is like learning to ride a bike, shit is hard at the start but you pick it up so quickly
So it's like, should I start Godot in C# cuz I already know that? GDScript takes nothing
damn yall shld pick up assembly just for fun
Oh yeah Godot is GREEN
no
fuck that
never again
Godot is very green atm
i heard
I ran HEADFIRST into BAD unimpรฑemented feature
C# is going to be infinitely faster, C# runs like 30-40x faster than Python
I'm this csde, shaders can't touch the depth buffer
Just depends on what you want to do with GDScript
So when I made a instanced field of grass
I'm starting to like GameMaker studio, but I have neither the time nor motivation to do that.
Either all the grass was drawn in front of the character or behind it
Instead I'm gonna work on my physical trackers
I had to do some VERY nasty trick
I have ideas on how to homebrew Lighthouse trackers for VR
But that's like a multi year project lol
Your projects sound cool..
I mostly do physical projects because I hate working infront of a computer for hours on end, despite loving gaming
It's funny the idea of picking up assembly
Why would I pick up assembly when C and C++ work fine ๐ญ
Very quickly you realize 90% of systems programming and lower end stuff is not even about the coding
I did my systems programming course so assembรฑy was necessary
I work exclusively in Microcontrollers that support C and C++ natively
But most logic functions were written in C and called in ASM which is crazy
I thought it would be writing stuff in asm and calling it in C but it was mostly the opposite
Well SIMD is cool
i wrote a mips decoder in C 
That's just the only thing I can think of besides hardware stuff that can only be controlled with assembly
For example, my friends and I work on my slimes is nearly done
what are theesee
we never did cool shit like ethis
all i did was cut RJ45 wires on lan cables
I don't know what the slimes are
SlimeVR trwckers, full body vr tracking for ~$80
ohhh
I DID THAT ONCE
This is 10 point tracking
BASED
fuck that was annoying
Same for the second part, idk what I'll do about that...
Oooh
my wire was long but my mistakes made it very very short
guys ive launched ib
also random question but does the name Edang sound familiar to you
based
could probably work if my pc was 2 inches away from my router but unfortunately they are on different floors of my house so...
Idk what I wanna do for my next project but slimevrs were fun so far
Are yall like electricians or something
the one i used on my old PC was the wire cuz you get to take it home ๐ฅด
I WATCHED GAMEPLAY OF THAT ONCE! IT IS VERY COOL! I NEVER BOUGHT IT THOUGH! BUT ITS IN MY WISHLIST! SCARY LITTLE GAME
part of our CISCO course
i did that as well like uhhhh
for Computer Science
Electromechanical Engineering major
8 years ago or something
the wire thing or the ib thing
"Ib: Memory"
The extended version of the title song.
Official website: http://kouri.kuchinawa.com/game_01.html
English translation: http://vgboy.dabomstew.com/other/ib.htm
Image: http://mjv-art.org/pictures/view_post/194200?lang=en

Nook dude whyyy
its in my house somewhere still, i think
a bit worried about how much i remember from it because i could "intuit" this was because she was an illiterate little child
based based
I'm CS student
ib
VR controllers sound very complicated
caesium
Trackers I mean
i still remember some of the puzzles
ib goes hard but scary game
chat i think i have a fever btw
SPEAKING OF SCARY GAME, ddlc+ is free on epic games right now!
very sad that i have to go to my classes tomorrow regardless
I'm debating buying a Raspberry Pi and working on a custom gaming console
get yours today!
that sucks
Hmm but
What is that?
What about graphics, cpu based?
Get like a cd burner and cd drive for it, definitely not pirate games to have a condole library
Oh wait it does have a thing probably
horror visual novel
It has external GPU support, doesn't the 5 support PCIE?
What it about
I have no idea!!!!
that you control the battlefield using emotions
omori should make a visual novel
O YEAH SPEAKING OF WHICH
that disguises itself as a dating sim
What is it about???
Doki Doki should make you talk by moving your mouth and throat with your controller manually
horror visual novel that pretends to be a dating sim
there should unironiaclly be a Battle Brothers X Omori colab and i think it would be fire (i think) see mockup gameplay Omofraud pleaseeee
So Dating sim
?????????????
Raspbery Pi 5 supports PCIE Express so it could support a graphics card just not every graphics cadd
it's not a dating sim
This is why we should hire fans
i mean this with 0 irony, Omori wouldve been better if it used a tactical grid/ action economy tile based RPG combat mechanics vs to wtv shit we got now
Visual Novel that hides something disturbing in it but on a second layer, also talks about intimate topics such as depression, harrasing, introvert people, and also other dark topics that I'm not sure I'm allowed to talk here
imagine Xcom style gameplay in Omori
If I get omori will I cry???
instead of children arguing about ships youd get people going "is there a way to skip all the story segments on a replay? i just wanna go right into the combat"
i dunon
maybe
strategic positioning my beloved
that's so true
I saw this and thought u meant boats
IS HECTOR A JAGEN (2 hour lore analysis)
what ๐ญ
oh i meant Hector as in Kel's pet rock
I forgot Hector was a character in FE 6/7 ๐ฅด

Oh my god chat Im eating for the first time in a day after feeling sick food is beautiful
Raspberry Pi with a portable LED screen abd battery pack, like the Switch but can run modern titles at 1080p 60fps
mori calliope
why the fuck is she in here??
the rock was a hot anime woman all along
i remember the Hololive x Omocat colab

bro have you heard of this woman's rap songs
honestly DDLC made me depressed when I was 17yo so I don't really want to play again lol
no how is it
@cerulean sable this what happens when you get too lazy to implement a StateMachine system
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Noooi
I don't really mind the horror it's just the message
ok let me try to find this
in my defense it works
ok but like that can be a good thing if it's done well 
and I had to write all the code to implement the statemachine so I said eh
it's only a few states
Dude I feel incredibly sick today
sick or sick
I need a job to afford my stupid projects
why do we all feel sick
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im still sick and nothing tastes good or apetizing
my mom brought me the flu or smth
what the fuck
I feel very disassociated and confused
ah that's not sick..
I have cluster headaches and they're bad today
Oh I'm sure it's fine now, it's always interesting to read it a second time from a different perspective since I grown up
Btw unrelated but apparently they removed the famous lines about || god || in DDLC Plus so it's a bit of a shame. Those were cool afaik
you were right
For some reason I read this at first as, have you heard of women's rap songs? and I was like what is bro gonna say
skipped from the fuck it and landed on the murder is so kawaii line
idk what a cluster headache is but it sounds terrible, rip
ha amateur hours, this is what you get when youre literally dumb (like me)
this keeps going btw
I need ideas for a new project since I'm nearly done this one
But It's a good game tbf
this is just halfway the scroll ๐ฅด
I kind of want to make a console to play retro games on to feel nostalgic
@modest night do you play dbd
I fucking warned you ma
HAH, this my interpreter (I didn't wanna implement dictionaries)
n
3d print fake retro cartridges lol
BASED
whats dbd
dead by daylight
you guys did parsers as well?
Nick Cage simulator
I didn't, this just evaluates simple mathematical formulas
waht the fuck
its 1000 lines ๐ฅด
but I'm proud cuz I figured it all out myself not tutorials or tools
i don't play multiplayer games sorry bestie....
oh the game sucks you just give off dbd player vibes
i am not recommending it to you
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IT WASNT AN INSULT OK
what does that mean
you sound like someone who'd play dbd, but since you don't, i don't recommend the game
fun concept, players and devs are nuh uh
trying to slide by that first part
i was proud of this then when we represented it to the prof he was like
"ok, but how do assign to a variable using an expression ie (int a = b + c) using your language?"
and all i told him was "uhhh, oh yeah, we didnt account for it ๐ฅด"
minus 4 points mlfao
what does it say about me
based
if the players are nuh huh
the ugliness of the backend does not need to be seen by the end users
real
It's not necessarily ugly, it's just a lot of switch cases
thats NOT what i meant! you would be one of the cool players
its still dirty
true
i would kill people
mannnn i forgot what it is
You know how much I'd do to avoid implementing some data structures
that is so metal
In a project for uni we had to design a system that did something in O(log(P)) with P being some unit in the project
bulls in the game off filled with metals
bruh data structure my ass lmfao look at this dude just type sort() its that easy ๐ค /s
They were guiding us towards implementing Heaps
but I came up with a system that didn't use heaps
it's just used triple nested dictionaries
a dictionary of dictionaries of dictionaries
in my case when log p is expected its always something related to binary search or some shit
LMFAO
close enough
dictionaries are O(n) anyway
I mean it worked
you are paid for the end result not the elegance of the solution (dont say that once you apply tho)
yandev??
Me being a web developer not caring shit about runtime because my app runs like shit anyways
it was a project where you had to like, always had the biggest seller in a group of sellers, while there were new sales and refunds that also run logarithmically, and getting the biggest seller was O(1) so you had to basically have the biggest seller ready everytime you did a sale or a refund
we were making a language parser with our own made language so we had to account for each state it passed through, then we looked into a table to tell the program what state it should go to next
can I say I hate most other programmers when I apply
TRUE
unironically tho dont cuz ya know soft skills are often more looked out instead of lone wolf god programmers in most cases
this shit reminds me of leetcode stuff
oh I do teamwork and I also did plenty of 1984 in uni projects
Where I said fuck it we do what I say
those who dont pull above their weight will get destroyed and disposed off in my team
and by above their weight, i mean those guys who literally DO NOTHING
even if you tell them to just help with documentation or small bits of testing
honestly thats the exp in a lot of projects
oh no I didn't dispose of anyone
someoen really needs to take charge
the larger you are the more responsbility passing that happens
I just realized whatever they proposed was kinda shit so I took charge
yeah yeah i get you
i disposed a couple of people though ๐ฅด
and these were the guys who would literally do nothing
that too
were talking about who cant be bothered so much they just copied straight from wikipedia
you can even still see the source hyperlinks
(this is my friend's experience)
this sounds very arrogant though, but sometimes I prefer someone who does nothing than someone who wants to do stuff but all their ideas are bad so you lose a lot of time discussing
maybe this is just my case
but in most cases noone tries to do anything in general
and if someone does then yeah just point me where to go ill do it
oh yeah I got lucky at that
at least people who are just bad still might have good intentions
but that noone does shit happened way too often dude, way too often
WEll this term I got hard carried by my team
dude had started my career 10 YEARS AGO
of course I got carried, and the other dude was very uhm, exaggerated so got carried af
like they presented the project
the next day I go check it out and it was basically already finished
what am I supposed to do about that lol
oh damn i know someone like that lmao
i wasnt grouped with them
but at one point they told them "ok so how are we gonna do this" and all he said was
"its done, just document it thanks"
this was on day 2
oh man
but in my case its like
id do the coding, 2 guys does the documentation, the other 2 doesnt
then one of the 2 who doesnt goes like "damn at least im HELPING A LOT right" while shit talking the other dude
Simply do not collaborate
like blud, youre hard to contact and you just appeared on the last day wtf you talking about ๐ญ
Everyone works in a black box
TRUE
I've had, the group does half the coding, I do the other half except I also debug their part which had a lot of mistakes
Anyways when hollowpoint 2.0
id prefer just coding everything over needing help, not that im a god coder, but because 2 seperate heads planning 2 different things tend to not mesh well
not before u finish Pale Court - Pale Harder DLC
what about big systems
big systems yeah
school projects are NOT going to need that much manpower
to the point another dev feels like a deteriment
maybe some brainstorming depending on the nature of the project though
like coming up with the algorithm basically
if youre designing a huge app that has multiple facet, well planned yeah help is going to be great
but most school projects doesnt really require that programming
since a lot of it tends to be "the GUI is a bonus, just make sure your algo is working" type of profs
also again im not bragging, my coding skills are fucking bland i feel like if i were to get dropped in a decent better uni i would get destroyed no diff hands down, but the batch i got into dude, its like, filled with very very very passive people ๐ฅด
the type of people who would rather spend time paying someone else to do the coding for them (this happened btw)
Brooo
this is not a joke, i know it because im a delayed student cuz i failed my math classes lmao
I was close to that I happens
but i explicitly knew during major projects, they contract work from higher senior students, cuz those people they contracted wre my supposed current batch that i was close with
ehhhh
i mean
honestly yeah it sounds cool but if youre swamped with projects its probably a deteriment
I wouldnโt want to risk getting sanctioned if youโre at the school too
Yeah
but the guy they hired is a friend whos a really good programmer
Can't put in my CV
thats my fucking issue
like sure you can put out a code like that
but what happens when real work happens
even if the code doesnt work, if you dont learn anything the only guy suffering here is future you
Dw they are going into webdev (joking)
but thats more of a problem of "degrees will get you everything" mindest here
doesnt matter how you earn it basically
This is why FizzBuzz is an interview question
nah they give out "Find out the possible genetic mutation Sally would get from his great great grand mother in less than O(n)" /s
That sounds reasonable
I say use SIMD to decode this DNA chain and find the species
not for me, im a bit weak nowadays against leetcode style questions ๐
then again i have 0 interest in faang
i spent 4 years in college in Java and now i spent 3 years of my first job deleting databases
wtv gets paid i guess (SQL is cool at least)
I never tried leetcode
I'm a webdev I don't need to care about backend stuff (false)
I'm afraid it will dent my view of myself as a good programmer
honestly dude your education is probably like 3 tiers above mine
our college isnt exactly known to be really good when it comes to CS :woz
You have cool ass projects under your belt so
Cool dude good programmer
I didn't do anything remotely as cool lol
dont think so, we didnt really do super big projects either
And it's already really more than what most people looking for internships have here lol
a lot of our end course projects are like, probably what most US collegse wouldve done on the 1st or 2nd year
The coolest thing I did in uni was make a game in Python without a game framework
see exactly what i mean
your educations are just better in general when it comes to project from what ive seen
Actually, senior year I had a graphics course where I made a solar system in javascript and webgl
SEE
That was pretty neat
I don't have any projects like that
Like the biggest thing was this pseudo operating system but most stuff was written for us beforehand we just filled in the blanks
Certainly no games
Can't you do some on your own?
Make fortday
I did most of my projects on my own
Hi chat
But I always end up doing OpenGL stuff
you gotta change your pfp man
Who
yeah yeah
Me?
you should your own thing
Wait why
I should get some more diverse projects though
Nah imma do my own thing
I like this pfp
All of them are some visual simulation or rendering thing
i think they give a bigger boost compared to academic ones iirc
I also can't show their code 
but again in my exp as long as you have any prog skills here, they take about anyone in general except for the cream of the crop companies
Shows that you are self motivated and what not
but thats the thing, i dont have plans to go into FAANG equivalents 
the vibes are scary
yeah "willing to learn" is always your main weapon here
I mean I can't put any uni project in my CV that's for sure
i did in mine lmao
But dont listen to me. The college dropout with a hs education
cuz my other 2 projects are not CV worthy in my opinion
I showed my very gen X, business focused, football-watching recruiters my hk mod stuff and they were impressed
I put I'm a quick learner heh
one is an incomplete implemetnation of Helsinki's JS course and teh other is fuckin Game of Life
lke that shit is not going to be CV worthy
Do you use the hk gun mod on your CV, taco
I made Minecraft world gen with graphics I'm afraid of copyright lol
doesnt matter cuz all of that coding stuff is not going to be spent under all the database shit i do instead
Cuz I use the actual minecradt block textures
i listed it but only as "Personal self projects" vaguely
like im not gonna fcking say exactly what it is lmao, just that "yeah yeah i did some uhhh 'projects' and unfinished ones in the BG. nothing big anyway moving on can we focus on the parts please :)"
My mentor asked me if I still did hk mod stuff one day and I was like lmao I don't have time for that shit anymore
(I am mostly just lazy)
at least your prof is aware ๐
i feel like saying stuff like that in a stigma unless you knoew your recruiters are chill
Modding hard
One of the people who interviewed me was like 70+ and he was curious about it when I brought it up
I could never I think
ian did you see my complaint about the light fantastic earlier today
Yeah
i think someone pinged you
i got mine bought up as well but they were a chill startup, the other big one i segway'd it to "other programming hobby" but didnt really expand on it
and i focused on my other stuff instead
holy shit i just realized my memory from last night was a fever dream
such a delay
am i missing something or is it just weird
I don't think my cover had the lady
But Discworld does make a LOT of jokes like that heh
No. That all happened
oh good, kanye stopped making music
no but like literally they POINT OUT how its silly to draw her like that!
Oh it might be on purpose
can someone explain why that message is pinned?
the outfit they put her in is not based on the actual description from the book!
Dont say that out loud! They'll hear you
Book editorials do that
They are the devil
Joker was being bad so I had to ban him
There are famous examples
shes just got male and utilitarian leather boots if you read it...
i understand that ian, but its worse when they LITERALLY POINT IT OUT
Hehe it's better for the joke
Gotta show the example
they pointed out the illustration? 4thwallbreak?
Anyone who faces Curly will DIE
Curly will not show any mercy
and this is the original cover btw so its not like its recent after he croaked or something
Lets have toast to the jerkoffs
That'll never ever wait off
TC I gotta a plan
Stay silent as much as you cannnn ๐ฅบ
im so glad i dont know that song reference
Toast to the ones that are gay
Toast to the ones that we think that can slay
i only know like 4 songs from him ok
May I say this is a classic example of what someone with splatoon pfp would send
in my dream i was at some party (red flag that this is a dream dumbass) and kanye was there freestyling but he copied a linkin park song beat for beat, when he got called out he retired. great fever dream
There's only one week left
Fans screaming all in our ears, release the game
the hell u talkin bout bro
Tempt me, put a number on the release date
Ugh 3 days
Eat up all them SS news and read them under the table
Honk mimimimi
at this rate the release date is back to dec 25 2099
Of what
Just a week away
I'm worrid alright
What's Wednesday
Many things
Silksong release date
Still worried
Is there a direct on Tuesday?

curly thats a cussword
I'll ping admin
It is? Ill go add it to the blacklist
I cooked chat
Yum
@serene chasm can I get happy panda image
Death
What is that?
Or is the time one could ask for that over
=
Yum๐
Gotta see that crumb chief
Hes so baby though
Sorry, cant send one right now
The what
The inside
no we gotta get you better taste man
The sponge sponge
Who is that handsome roguish man?
L
Hold on
Luis from re4
He is way to hot
hey guys i am back
I wish he was real
i was busy petting a cat
how was the petting
good
Thatโs captain Jack sparrow obviously
Damn i forgot they get crucified
Yellow name Curly 
Hi Sonia
i like subnautica but i hate how often its just like what the fuck do i do now
eat fish, survive
ive built all the important things i have the recipe for and i have no clue where to get more recipes at the moment and ive explored all the map markers the game has given me and there just isnt anything
the answer is keep lookin really, something is somewhere

๐คค
Focaccia?
Yes
i found a big ship with a bunch of doors i can laser through so im going back home to get a battery for my laser but it feels like all the doors lead to places i can see into and its just like chests and stuff
For a second, I thought these were cockroaches
Scroll up to see before and after pic
very possibly a dead end, but you could get part of an important blueprint
but even if i get PART of one its just a third, because i dont have ANY blueprints at the moment that i am like halfway through
My body is a machine that turns baked goods into lack of baked goods
I cooked some pork today but the was of noticable lower quality than the recipe I had frist made
but then youll know the thing has a blueprint and you have motivation to finish it 
without getting sorta specific n spoilery theres not really a "go this way" suggestion for subnautica
My pork the other day came out juicy I'm proud!!!
just explore better





