#sk-discussion
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I could probably make a Miss Goldenweek amv since I have each of her scenes individually clipped out already
Accepted 
Get fucked Larry
really? awesome
Mods try not to be corrupt challenge
(Impossible)
ty star,i don't come on that often but still nice to have online friend
You're banned from the chimp Cafe
Moss did you sell your soul to the devil to be so evil when you became mod
Oo oo aw maaaan!
So like just consider I could’ve synced this to music
Easily could’ve been an amv
Someday we'll leave this world behind
i want to do one that's like various injuries or slapstick that happened in nichijou set to the russian song kalinka
Ultrakill is a cool game to sync with music
Easily doable
it cries for that
average P-1 clip montage on youtube
no an app is fine
Lossless cut isn't an editor on its own. It's used to support whichever main editor you use
Guys what is things you want to see most in ss?,mine is lifeblood lore elaboration
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Davinci is for Windows or Linux sorry
i want less lore
i use windows
hahaha but have you seen the "Mr. Ultrakill Myself" video?
even if it is lifeblood?
It's so good
did
you think i used mac 
hand up if you'd die for estovakia!!!! 🤚
all i know is its more hp
I thought you used a chromebook
Lifeblood never had lore to begin with (HK has no lore)
Lossless cut is essentially a service that allows you to quickly cut really heavy files that most editors would struggle to manage in the same amount of time
@rapid topaz unrelated but thoughts on this image?
i'm not that young 
Aren’t you tho
do only young people use chromebooks now
french jumpscare
over here a lot of kids get school chromebooks for a year
nop i havent
kinda true,it is so obvious it is gimmick for gameplay purposes(maybe not gimmick but you get my point)
i will wagcjh
https://youtu.be/6otZHMZYgSo?si=1JgtxZRNzIn4m58Z it's a montage with that song from sewerslvt
This one's for you Sewerslvt.
Video took around 4 weeks and 100+ hours of editing, relearning the game, practicing new combos, etc. Definitely my biggest project yet.
Credits:
@Cymbourine for thumbnail art
@SaimizZ for co-editing. 1:58 - 2:42 and 3:29 - 4:13 are all made by them!
@stuon011 for providing additional gameplay. 95% of gameplay aft...
really cool and trippy
Anyway if you have any questions about Davinci or need tutorials about the program feel free to ask me Cat
silksong when
Chat sspsa this guy to death
zamn
my thoughts are that the man who took the picture probably miss some P ranks on act 1
I should start making Silksong videos
oh yeah i remember
what the fuck
Think, like, if you had a 4 hour source quality recording of something. Normally you'd have to wait a very long time for a given editor to load in the file before you can actually begin working with it. Lossless cut lets you view the full video immedietely, and then chop it down to shorter clips with second long render times
too bad chromebooks suck
it was released,i played it but was dissapointed,not enough thots like white lady
also dumbass bitch tried to projectile boost explode a soldier
TRUE
dang
we get none
all i remember is a school tablet
it was kinda shit
but fun to mess with nonetheless
do all kids get tablets these days
no that tablet was old
in schoool
?sspsa
Reminder: The latest news for both Hollow Knight and Silksong can be found in #hk-announcements.
Check the pinned messages for more information, including a FAQ. 
we get computers but only acer brand windows computers mostly for some reason,sometimmes lenovo
chat i just beat OFF.....
For someone like me who generally records long play sessions and then has to cut them down afterwards this is incredibly useful
great game....
eww
Sounds awesome
wdym eww ill fight you kirb
what did you beat 🫢
teeheehehehehhehehee
Someday we'll leave this world behind

so live a life you will rememberrr
It's very useful for how quick it is. Though unfortunately lossless cut struggles to cut off keyframes because it, as advertised, has a quality dropoff of 0%
I highly recommend it if you ever need to handle large video files
gaming
Probably works for speedpaints too
Not sure if you can speed up the video in lossless cut though
so like like if i wanted to cut clips from a long session for a montage, this would be good for that
Also if your recording has any "empty space" in it lossless can just remove it
Basically, yea
But if you needed to do more in-depth editing, you would need to swap over to something else
Generally if you have a long session, you can cut it down with lossless cut, and then put those much smaller files into your chosen video editor
so its mainly just helpful for cutting the video up
Yea
People say that the SS community is insane but the DR community is just as desperate
DR?
Danganronpa
Deltarune
Darkest Rungeon
ruh roh
i love deltarune imo imo
I thought it was Danganronpa ngl
dang ronpas
why is DR community desperate?
Waiting for ch3+ ig
I mean isn't chapters coming out fairly often
Brain rot
At least the HK community isn't
Last chapter was like 5 years ago

OOF
My friends did a whole ass playthrough of all the main games it's imbued within my memory
DR be like: haha blue bird
You’ll be in my prayers
Earlier
wait but undertale came out 9 years ago
Plus it’s multiplied significantly because DR isn’t even a full game yet technically
Changing Seasons -Reload-
Go check out the official Atlus YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UCDKOsemhPLrK4JnsZqkxHLA
i like deltarune 
okay all of that noted
Assuming this is somewhat reliable
so a bit more than 2 years ago
Yeah that’s right
Still just as desperate tho
i first played deltarune like a week before chapter 2 came out
bro
bro
do you have to download footage to put into lossless or do screen recordings work?
bro
I played deltarune on release and thought it was the sketchiest fucking download ever
three more years until we reached a decade
tbh there were some difficulties that made toby incapable of working on it
If the file is on your computer it'll work
ah
i remmeber i got dogcheck everytime i tried to play it
Kromer miner
how team cherry look walking to the office
frfr
Lossless doesn't actually download videos for it to use. It just peeks at them and makes copies of the edited version
wait sorry i meant to reply to shit bricks....
i am actually fan of deltarune and play fangame deltatraveler
(Which is why it's so fast)
I used to like some undertale fangames tbh but I don't recall the names
i played undertale yellow recentely
Sans: Under
TS!Underswap is great too
Sans is extremely overrated
hes earthbound
wonder how one would go about actually downloading stuff to edit from aniwave or wtv
yeah idk I'm just not super excited but the character was fine
yeah
Most of ut is
I mean Sans is fine in Undertale and that's it, for me
🫢
how dare thee
I don't really look for AUs
kirvbabstar play mother 3 imo
My first thought would be to try ffmpeg but that's a command line application. Not sure how comfortable you are with that
one day...
Me fr
UT is best especially undyne and alphys ship
im too stupid
Was gonna buy P3R but got Yakuza instead
persona 3 reloaded wow
mine would be DR and OneShot,bottom ig Escaped Chasm
boo womp
Honestly yakuza is probably the better buy
Especially rn
OneShot was great
0 and Like a Dragon are both 80% off, around $20 for them together
i need ss cause i need new friends
i think just screen recording would work for what i'm trying to do but i'll keep that in mind
so similar to undertale yet so different
go outside probably
It's much more intimate and melhancolic I prefer the vibe
Waterfall and Barrens are pretty similar
:( :| :/
He's a fine character but thats all of UT
heh idk I'd say Everhood is more similar but even there I can't really compare them in my head
is this the most expensive aaa game?
As far as final fights go though Asgore will always be the best
what is everhood?
yeah,but asriel made me emotional
Asriels great but I think the lack of respawning is just an odd choice
Like punish the player for playing bad 
maybe, idk if i remember seeing a game at high 90s / low 100s
usually they are 89.99 though
both asgore and asriel are kinda underrated especially asgore but thats probably too obvious at rhis point
i swear AAA games used to be 59.99 😔
Asgore has like a peak boss theme
Prices go up 😔
Back in my day AAA games were free (shoplifting)
ASGORE goes hard as fuck
This ain't right this ain't fair
this is what i mean
I mean that’s probably only gotten easier 
Shoplifting is awesome and based piracy is cringe and immoral
120%
This part is just awesome, it goes super hard but its also quite sad
https://youtu.be/hMa4hZQbrms?t=51
Undertale is a great game and I really do highly recommend it, you can get a copy at http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
Get the Soundtrack on Steam or at http://tobyfox.bandcamp.com/
you agree?
With what
true, shoplifters are brave cause they risk getting caught
If I can the power of mind control I think I would get more people to shoplift but always stop control as they're about to leave the store and see what they do
Everhood is a non-conventional RPG where fights are based on rythm, but you avoid the notes, I'm not sure how to classify it but it's more like an "acid trip" type of experience for most of the game, and the story gravitates around the subject of immortality.
120% what does it mean
yeahh agree
i just love the piano part
if soul is white and void is black then what is purple
It's a joke
Welcome to the world of EverhoodWhere up is downAnd left is rightWhere time has stoppedAnd strange characters R O A MHere you control a wooden doll whose arm has been stolen by a blue gnome…FeaturesGroove to music based battlesEmbark on a 5-6 hour journey with many twists and turnsExpect the unexpected Custom Battle Editor SupportEnter a wild wo...
$9.99
9694
83
what if.. you added another s... to asgore.. and his name was.. a.. as...
grape kool aid
Me when everhood 2
Everhood yooooooo
Everhood is peak because it has good music
EVERHOOD 2 WHEN
everhood is peak because i like feisty flowers tbh
we all love everhood in this household
There's a piano?
rhythm heaven PC
pretty unique
it's not extremely fancy but it's great for the vibes
Oh there is I just forgot 
rhythm doctor is a jam
Yeah the piano is super cool too
ya ya ya
prolly crystal ingame,but headcanon would say stamina
really inventive
Me when dev gnomes or cat god............
damn I'll replay it at some point
i replayed it recentely
maybe with a friend
yep
Chat drawing emotes sound fun I should try that
Euthanasia Rollercoaster and Reconciliation are the god given bangers in all of video gaming
i like games like undertale deltarune oneshot omori yumme nikki among other stuff
draw this
Hard
OMG yeah Euthanasia Rollercoaster how can I forgot that
2D games are often better than 3d
Do you guys want to see the best emote I've ever drawn
mrshrigma
which one is that

Yall know abt the target rule
near the end
||Universe boss fight||
ohh right
live mushroom reaction:
Mods don't want mrshrigma
i need to listen to that, i got distracted by all the pretty visuals for the last few fights
Composer : KM_EXP
Buy the ost on steam if you like it!
I haven't composed the ost nor have I worked on the game, I simply share its amazing ost because I think everyone should be able to listen to it whenever they feel like it.
tbh...
RIGGED
it fits so good with the fight
Ever hood
They gang
They made for the streets
everhood is actually an allusion to gang warfare
Was kendrick lamar the main character in everhood
You know that's funny because I played everhood when it came out and they did a bunch of updates in the meantime and this fights looks way better now.... they addect visual effects that syncs up with the music and it's AAAAAAHHH so much better
it feels like it's edited but it's the actual game lmao
Combined with the absurdity of the scene Euthanasia Rollercoaster has a vibe that I almost struggle to believe exists
Mitsuru because of p3r is temporarily in charge
Same
looking for a new robin one
I felt bad because
|| I knew this was about to end ||
but it was still incredibly epic
Y'all should try Everhood one day fr fr
wubbalubbadubbadub is that true
ye
wow i cant believe you commited arson
I own it I just haven’t played it
I didn't try it
YEAH 💪
I FINISHED it
I still haven't done insane Cat God or Frog
without trying it??
God I suddenly feel so tired
getting old
I was really tired about an hour ago and now I'm not
I think I beamed it to you via satellite
But like the weak kind of tired not wanting to sleep
Alright so one week right
anyways bye guys gotta get sleep,i willl try to come online more often
body feels light as hell
maybe youve been sitting too long
thank you Soapi you just made me want to listen to the whole ost again
Bungry
Peakerhood OST
An idea for a fake 
how about make a real
Simo doesn't want it
Be real guys
He won't give me real Silksong info 🙄
Composed by Christophe Héral, Billy Martin (Ripped by Droolie & ItzalDrake)
What a good game
rayman legends released 10 years ago...
Get on your knees and beg
in 2004?
10 was 2014 years ago
Ok but actually do people think valentines day as possible info?
Ten years ago was 2008 I thought
Okay, so
I draw something every day at school
I love how Yakuza 0 uses the same full-screen font for every objective
Maybe I'm fucking dying right now
It'll be like
This is what I put into the world
"GO FIND A TAXI"
My time has come
Why not? it's when initial trailer dropped, and significant time has passed since proposed release date
You must bring upon unknown eldritch horrors onto the world
I ain't reading allat
perspective :O
I should start getting my artist friends to draw for my fakes 
nooooo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO noooooo
@versed pollen I may be weird but I love "Beyond human comprehension" in the OST for some reason
and "You want Gnomes"
hii helloo
There are a few song in there that are really odd but have some unique touch to them I really like
Both of those songs are actually on my playlist for that reason
That is a good idea, I mean, who DOESN'T want to create new sprites for Hornet Silksong? 
How good are you at drawing guys like this
Composer : Chris Nordgren & KM_EXP
Buy the ost on steam if you like it!
I haven't composed the ost nor have I worked on the game, I simply share its amazing ost because I think everyone should be able to listen to it whenever they feel like it.
this one has the VIBES
fairly good
Alright... I might get back to you...
Nice
Anything is possible, but I'd imagine the next bit of news we're getting is the release date so there's not really an incentive to post it on an anniversary
And it might be announced ahead of time like the reveal trailer
If I finish this fake I think I'm also gonna save the different stages of it, just cause the idea to the final result is interesting
i'm away from my tablet atm so 
Wait, is Silksong's anniversary in Valentines Day?
Switch 2 reveal in next direct, releases in september
The reveal trailer anniversary, yes
Everhood 2...
Rhythm heaven fever: super
Well TC isn't exactly known for honouring anniversaries
Me to
Or caring about how long its been since something
Everhood is the equivalent of an acid trip in video game form
Why would I play everhood when I could just go on an acid trip
Because Everhood is better

Everhood isn't my favorite game or anything but it is in the incredibly prestigious category of games that help you overcome the existential fear of death
How do you overcome the existential fear of death
I just dont think thats possible
Its inherently a bad and scary thing
From the OST alone it's one of the two games that give me a: "emotion that I didn't even know exists" feeling
It would be bad if I stopped existing
Not true actually
Rude
But me, yea it would be horrible
Imagine living your life for 90 years then you wake up and it was all a dream
and you're a different species and you were just doing alien weed
It depends on what you believe ig
You invented a rick and morty episode
Hello chat
God, you guys suck at reassuring fears
Kirb how does it feel to be on the same level as Rick and Morty
Wait PK you know this?
Im a rick from this dimension
It was already done 
im pickle kirb!
Wait you are right lol
Shit so it’s like outer wilds now I have to play it
You recommended it to me before, that's why I put it in my wishlist 
this is patrick
True Everhood is just like Outer Wilds
I have made an executive decision to rejoin until the end of februrary, unless something happens
this could get interesting
Very likely yeah
I remember it now
Why did you leave?
JOHN DOE FROM BAND CLASS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
i cant believe its john bovie
that joke is dead, nobody does it anymore
I do it
no
yes
you shouldn't
ok
Well it's not the same writing as Outer Wilds of course but deep inside it's a similar message I agree
Its kirbs birthday? 
good 😏
I was joking
Kirb are we warm or cold yet
my bday is in march
😔
So what you’re saying is it won’t be long until saying it’s your birthday isn’t wrong so people should just keep doing it
hi everybody
hi hi hi
No, theres gotta be a logical fallacy somewhere
how was your holiday
There's nothing wrong with logical fallacies 
It's been pretty good
hello
where did you go?
yes there is , could mean the argument is flawed
abcdfg
QUICK
name your favourite animal
snow leapoard
give me an silksong enemy screenshot
porcupines
I went to a beach in Chile called hornitos
duck
It's really nice over here
damn are bugs auto spoilered or sum?
alright cool im coming over, see you in a minute
hi i am Aluo
yes because liberals at discord
These guys are just the coolest
hi Aluo i am tired
liar
Joe many liberals does it take to spoiler a bug.......
anyway goodnight everyone have a nice sleep
none, gender
shut up bestie ❤️
Some people do not like seeing bugs
John discord is a liberal

Well maybe they should grow up
airy you can't fool me bestie
I dunno how to break this one to you
..no
That was a pretty cringe move reefer
but hollow knight and silksong have bugs in them
fix them
no
Which are nowhere near as scary as irl ones to most people
i am Aluo and i am not cringe
keep slaying
Yet another reason why HK is a bad game
nuh uh
get your facts right 💯
True!
you're not aluo, airy
when your pyke roams away from the adc
NOT me...

fix them now
you guys think a caveman could curvive eating a war heads candy?
#NOTMYHOLLOWKNIGHT /j
I think they would but the person that gave them it wouldn't
SILKBAD
and even then its still enough of a problem that theres a mod for the spiders in deepnest
Why are there hardly any negative reviews of HK on youtube
because paid off
censorship
next question
They have been brainwashed by bug propoganda
1984
youtube is not a splendid source
Pale King
probuganda if you will
Kirbstar look at this video, is it fair to roam all game afte your adc does that to you
LOOK AT THIS ADC, THEY LEFT ME ALONE AND LITERALLY FLASHED AWAYFROM THE EASY DOUBLE
yes, team cherry helped fund multiple civil wars
Those bitches were hunting mammoths and surviving trepanning, I’m sure they could take it
Chat is this real
has anyone else seen that bistro huddy guy on their tiktok fyp?
disgusting
That's not pikmin 4...
ok but what about 2 warheads?
Debatable
IM TALKING ABOUT EVERYTHING PAST 0:17
no
what about 3 warheads?
be my slave, support player
it is morally justified to leave your adc alone in lane after that shut up Kirbstar
what about a real warhead
Nobody can survive 3 warheads
I can
😌
WHAT
Aluo why are you using my pfp?
im aluo
me too
thats jackie
I'm aluo's twin brother
Shut up Kirb or I’ll put you back in the cage
Named aluo 2
shut up cupcake
so youre my twin brother
a2o real
I'm going to head out now if anything interesting happens nuke the chat and I'll know ok bye
SO tempted bro
metal gear lore
do it
i can do it
venom snake, solid snake, naked snake, liquid snake, other venom snake
my 2 cents 😎
Nah I'll do it
this but alou
Do it, do it, do it, do it!
It'll be funnier if the original creator says it
Bro has never played HK before
playing hollow knight is like swimming in a pool of acid and then dryign yourself off with steel wool
DO-WIT, DO-WIT, DO-WIT
Done
🗣🗣

Isn’t health literally one of the main pieces of information visible in saves in hk???
Yep
no
HP and soul yea
And geo too iirc
the true release date of silksong was febraury 30th, 2020
Im curious, why is the circle/face of sherma drawn with multiple separate lines?
me?
However, because febraury 30th doesn't exist yet, it didn't come out
stylistic choice?
key word is yet
I wish it was 2006, I wish it was 2006, I wish it was 2006, I wish it was 2006, I wish it was 2006, I wish it was 2006, I wish it was 2006, I wish it was 2006, I wish it was 2006, I wish it was 2006
because I couldnt make a good circle in one stroke
Silksong has been completed for a long time now, they’re just keeping it unreleased because the fanbase is undeserving of it
so THREE DASHES
should I listen to killer mike (the guy who won at the grammys)
I see, I should start doing that too, can't draw good circles 😔
Relatable
just do this ez
circle tool
you wish you were the year where sonic the hedgehog for the xbox 360 came out?
I wish it was 2006
y'all shouldn't worry about making a single perfect line imo
oh you said it, not I
who even thought of that
you can see that in drawing if you look closely on my image
cat stop making stuff up
make a messy stroke on different layers, clean it up so it looks nice then merge
what if i made you up
then you just guaranteed yourself a nobel prize
reminds me to feed my homunculus
life footage of kirb dissapearing from my subconscious the moment i turn 25
I will never be a memory.
either that or you have an imaginary friend named kirbstar
no its sherma, the ORIGINAL
Thought this was Trobbio breaking out of the nightmare heart for a second 
:(
Trobbio wishes he was, like, 10% as cool as Gabriel
So YOU were the faker all along!
I am the real reeves!
And YOU, are, a FAKER!
bigweld from kung fu panda
Sparkle on
WIGGLER WEDNESDAY
✨
that feeling of waking up on saturday and remembering you dont got school gotta be a top 5 human experiences
Yay!
what does that mean?
sparkle on
You've won the internet my friend
I hate wednesdays
unless you're homeschooled ayyyy 
fargield
Damnnn ain't no escape
should have just not
WIGGLER WEDNESDAY IS AWESOME
Oh you fucking know it but even moreso on vacation days like mlk day
I wish I was homeschooled sometimes
girl you have no idea how much i wish that 
nope nuh uh you do not
Anyone else get friday off and monday
cease that dangerous thinking
me on waking up remembering its some stupid ass holidy like presidents day
“Mossy Grotto, Deep Docks, all gone… with Greymoor soon to follow. Your kind know nothing but hunger, purged all life from the lower layers, and yet they remain unsatiated… as do you. You’ve taken everything from me, Spider, and now all that remains is Perfect. Hatred.
Spider, I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the stars! I will grind you down until the very silk cries for mercy! My hand will RELISH ending you here, and, NOW!”
Uni schedule?
public schools should be abolished, homeschooling only
I despise going to school but so glad i go to public school
I ain't reading allat
Is being homeschooled better or worse?
yip yap
burps
worse worse infinitely worse no doubt about it worse
I dont know what the uni schedule is I'm not there yet
what the hell even is getting homeschooled
don't even think about it
The uni schedule is whatever classes you picked
Ya i would assume so
for uni, you can pick your classes more so you can kind of pick your schedule
Like you mean old school homeschool where parents teach you or online school
You can have every class on Monday, Monday Tuesday Thursday Friday classes but no Wednesday
Sounds nice
WHAT IS IT LIKE THO
It’s pretty hard to end up with a full weekend on a uni schedule
So u can jus skip a day?
LIKE EXPLAIN WHAT HOMESCHOOLING IS LIKE
yeah you can make a schedule with some days off if possible
stay at home, the people either mail you textbooks/printed lesson plans or hand you lessons through websites and online stuff
No. Because they’re giving you shit to do at home
jf you lucky
If you register early
Ufhhh
(im not doing allat)
do you enjoy being homeschooled?
Even then very few classes are on fridays
That does not sound like my cup of coffee (i dont drink tea)
skipped last two days for sick reasons 
im more of a gambling woman myself
Mf does it seem like it 😭
We have school holidays on some fridays
more time for persona 3 reloaded
Samesies
sounds not that bad on paper but then you remember they give you 3 times the amount of work they would give you in public school to make some of that up
And sometimes theres a monday holiday too
got a monday class 8-10 
Is Friday at least off
So 4 day weekend plus less school week
Not until august 10th?
i physically cannot learn with a real live teacher explaining shit to me
in this whole system there is no real live teacher
i ain't learning shit and i'm hating it
friday is 10-1 
I can't tell if cat is joking or not.
not even mentioning the fomo from public high school shit and the general loneliness
my schdule kinda sucks this term
What day of the week do you have off
tuesday
Not so bad
i kid you not i have wanted to strangle the people who work in the homeschool office at least 6 times i despise it
THE FUCK IS A FOMO
jeez that sounds rough
Fear of missing out
i thought fomo were those weeb dolls
that's fumo
oh
Fear uf missing out
Public high is lame for just about everyone
Nuhuh
yeah no that i get but there's shit there you just can't experience the same anywhere else
Best part is the extracurriculars and the social interaction excuse
Fr (still so much better than alternatives for me)
My little brother is watching One piece 😭
oh I thought being homeschooled meant a teacher came to your house
who the fuck is everybody
mhm its fun
LETS GO
You only get one high school
What else could you possibly be doing ither than being at school
Wrong. I’ve been in three
And he says he likes it 😭
Thats why i encourage people to go to football games and homecoming and parties
Only good parts really
I went into the woods with my friends once for like 8 hours
Side benefit of living in multiple countries
Now thats epic
(DO NOT MESS WITH BOARS PEOPLE)
Boar mind blown gif
What about bears
OH MY GOD IM NEVER GOING WITH ANOTHER WHITE GUY IN THE FOREST
minecraft told us that already 🙄
WHAT did the white guy do
not around where we live
try to pet a boar
😭
The boar threat when I climb a tree
There are no boars in minecraft, there are boats tho
did he do it
Whatever you say I’m gonna say it was worth
The pig things in nther
Men are simple creatures
thankfully not otherwise I would have had to explain to his parents where his hand went
See furry animal must pet
Lame
boars are fucking mangy
how the fuck do you look at a boar and think its a good idea to approach that lmao
Men are simple creatures
I DUNNO
Shrimple
See a Roman standard, must march
The only wild animal you don’t pet is a carnivore or a deer-like animal during mating season
OH RIGHT THE HOGLIN
boars dont look like a big deal
A moose will literally turn you into paste
Fluffy
HE APPARENTLY DECIDED THIS WAS GONNA BE WHEN HE UNLOCKED HIS FUCKING DISNEY PRINCESS POWERS
just RPG it
He could have
Still friendlier than a murderous boat
did he try to kiss the boar
typically the plan is to just not pet animals
Rodents of unusual size
he was gonna do the how to train your dragon thing
hippos are not on this list
Too lame
hippos eat ragu
And people
which seems like meat
hippos eat everything
DISCORD
ROD OF
If you’re petting stuff in a place where hippos live then you’re either immortal or already dead
Fat fucks
skype
LET ME REPLY TO THE RIGHT THING DISCORD
hey that's the name of the app!
he was gonna do the how to train your dragon thing
Discord from Discord
The mosquitos in Africa will send you to god. You just need to be built different
then why isn't "anything that exists in the same region as a hippo" on the list huh
You mean mario?
Thats his name
he's so cool
Almost forogot
Because I’m a stud. I’m ballsy. I don’t need to domesticate my pets. Like you. Ohohoho
Nah ive already had every disease
Blug think he me
The guy’s plan for if it went south was “I’ll just run away”
lame they should've kissed
I take back what I said I do not want to be homeschooled at all
My hippo can stand upright and has a monocole and top hat
Im not exactly intent on going in as 5 and leaving as 4
mfs when they see a boar
Here boy ahh
This movie wasnt so bad
It really wasnt
They should've kissed boar
yippee
Wasnt great either
I liked it but I get why people think it's not good
mangy ass animals
I thought being homeschooled meant that a teacher came to your house to educate you, not the pandemic all over again!
What 😭
the pandemic fucked me over for life in more ways than one
Cuteness overload
bacon
You know this reminds me of the boar level from crash bandicoot
if you ever have the opportunity to homeschool, unless you already face severe bullying or have an medical condition that makes public school harder for you, do not do it.
ok cat scarf.
kirbsmelly
sure pall
😒
true
I'll listen to you
thats not even a good joke...
kirbstinky
Fartsmella
I was in a position where I had to leave school and I tried to do homeschool and it sucked
I just had to take a whole year off any school, homeschool wasn't viable
damn rosie
the majority of homeschooler parents are christian or really want to shield their kids from the horrors of the outside world
I'm going to be in a position like that very soon actually
We are living in the light as God is in the light
We have fellowship with one another
around like, april
do they know that shielding them only makes their adult life harder and makes them unprepared for anything :cluele:
oh why
If you can’t fight a swan then you shouldn’t reproduce / need to believe in yourself more
@opaque sigil
swans killed people
my father has to go to finland and he's taking me with him for some reason
What horrorsss
I could take a swan it just might not be totally one sided
How
well, from drowing them, not actually killed like with their beaks, but still!!!!!!!!
once you get a swan by the neck it's not gonna do anything tho
which of these animals would go down with a strong bunch
How does a swan win. What’s their fuckin win condition
as a pokemon master i can confirm my swanna has a kill count of 5
I don't want to fight a swan
Pandas are fycking dumb
Peace and love guys
wouldn't want to get bitten by one
some of my family have gooses and it was fun learning how to carry them, cant be much different, i do say their wings are very muscle, makes sense to flap hard enough to make a BIG bird fly 
Why must you fight….
Yeah, they wouldn’t wanna get bitten by me either
I have the perfect video but unfortunately I have no perms
But I could actually kill a swan with a bite
Geese are actually monsters
if you bit it in the right spot
A swan might kill you if you lie down and wait for it to hit your neck
It’s the week before valentines…. Love everyone 
nom nom nom
Now try and find a swans weak-oh wait it’s their entire neck
does thou loveth me
humans have hands it just isn't fair
Nope
I turn 180 degrees and trust fall on a swan.
I win
mmm shark finn soup
IHATEHAPPYCOUPLESIHATEHAPPYCOUPLESIHATEHAPPYCOUPLESIHATEHAPPYCOUPLESIHATEHAPPYCOUPLESIHATEHAPPYCOUPLESIHATEHAPPYCOUPLES
I hope that everybody will come here on Feb 14th to say nice things to each other and be happy
I rather have a valentine but she isnt getting my rizz
You all just got hit with a nasty intimidation roll from a bird
also wolf should go a tier up unless it's a pack
I've heard that every year the Canadians perform a ritual where they manifest all their malice and rage into their geese
Surely
wolves are big but sticks are good weapons
They’re so big though. What part of you can a wolf bite without crippling you or killing you
You should try telling her point blank that you like her
grab it by the neck and it's basically done
harder than getting a swan but not impossible
Why do you have to use a stick
I mean I guess that’s an option
Bring a sword you fenced for a reason
I wish I were in a happy couple
Miracle chokehold on the wild means it’s a win condition
pro tip if it's small enough that you can grab it by the neck that's the play
animals are not ready for that
valentines day is soon who want me
I'm assuming reasonable restrictions on weaponry 
i love this gif
Bald eagles aren’t turned to mush because of how big they are.
At the same time what’s a bald eagle gonna do if I grab literally any part of it.
if you could take a pike you could kill a lot of shit
No way you can actually like, pull off some WWE chokehold on an angry wolf
claw your eyes out
omg bestie sword mention
Panda more dangerous than croc is a little funny
They get one eye and some scratches. I can still break an eagles wings blind
You should have a chance against a rhyno
Pandas are dumb ash
But I guess a panda would just roll over and crush you
sword update! need to thin the blade and add the guard!
They cant even do kung fu
I HATE YOU TOO
It’s true. You can get a job wrestling crocs. Pandas are just slow because they’re chill like that
the real question is where does a honey badger go on the list
Nice stick
Idk what an angry panda could do but it’s probably nasty
Beat the shit out of it with like, a rock sure but i find it hard to imagine you could wrestle with it
Honey badgers are demons
What did I do
i will eat you little pathetic mushroom
Well pandas are also slow because bamboo has almost no nutrients so they're constantly low on energy
Stupid fucking dinosaur
And pandas just want to eat fucking bamboo
an eagle's talon is over 5 cm long
SO ME FR FR
crocs have good bite force but once you get their mouth shut they're done, you just have to make sure it isn't closing on you
Alright Reese’s
im Aluo
Their wingspan is the size of me. I’ll grab one wing and then they’re literally grounded
Is that dj khaled
Pandas get most of their nutrients from the rats that live in the bamboo iirc
I was gonna tell a guy that I am attracted to him this week but he doesn't show up to class 😔
florida moment
Based
Holyland
everybody has a plan until they're in the ring
True
once you're in the ring the plan is pick up a stick and wham
I WILL REMIAN PRAYING ON THE DOWNFALL OF EVERY COUPLE
Womp womp (in the most respectful way possible)
Which is why I always have a gun
Randomly wrestling with a crocodile would be such a dj khaled thing to do
no the plan is to just have a gun
Womp womp indeed
Are dead trees fair game
My brother wacked me in the eye with one of those
Are mystical powers legal
Is fire fair game
stick is probably better than gun unless you have experience with firearms
Luckily I have experience
is bending reality legal?
So do I get a gun
I'd rather have a gun than a stick i think
Chat, is necromancy legal
For it to be fair game I don't think you should be able to use anything else than your body ngl
The little guys can't use tools
Skissue
then you will miss, drop the weapon, and get jumped by a wild animal unarmed
I lose to everything
I have demon aim
why the hell would I fight fair, im trying to win
What animal?
Cause they gotno disposable thumbs
so no but you can get away with it
Get a tank instead of a gun then
Unless it's like a fast lil dude
whatever was coming at you
Most people here would be evicerated by a mantis shrimp
We evolved to use tools
collapsing neutron star
Bioweapon
Dang. Guess I’m dead
Depending on the animal you basically wouldnt have to aim if you let it get close enough/its big enough
On the other hand they have sharp teeth that could maul me to death
A chump is gonna throw poop at me same thing
nah they'd lose a finger but ultimately win
just hitting it won't necessarily kill it
Thats true
especially if it's big
the mantis shrimp when I drop a particularly large brick
How would you beat a hippo
They punch at arteries at the speed of a bullet
If you don’t immediately die of blunt force trauma you die of blood loss
Why we got more than one bullet
What weapons would you need
You dont
I think you guys should have an animal petting contest instead
if a hippo wants to kill you you close your eyes and hope it does it quick
2 hours of working on a fake, that's enough for this week
But i dont think a stick would be more effective
whap
Can I outrun them
hide a porcupine (I FUCKING LOVE PORCUPINES)


