sk-discussion

[tawdry valley]

Floor mattress is sad bed

[upbeat bear]

I will hit you with an orbital laser

[fallen blaze]

Grass???? Is bro a caveman

[wheat sail]

3 pc of fried chicken, gravy, mashed potatoes, fries, and a biscuit

[golden pawn]

my old itchy carpet.

[rustic ore]

grass is way too fuckin itchy

[heady iron]

Car seat barreling 80 mph down the highway

[fallen blaze]

Nah it has to be superb grass

[formal marsh]

school desk chairs SUCK people only sleep on them because they have no options

[golden pawn]

my old carpet, top 2

[formal marsh]

:C

[tawdry valley]

Grass would be great in any context if it wasn’t for the bugs

[serene chasm]

which seat?

[fallen blaze]

Cut perfectly, no stickers, warm

[opaque sigil]

put a blanket over some grass and it's better

[upbeat bear]

IMA SLIDE FOR YOU CAUSE CARPETS ARE PEAK

[rustic ore]

FALSE. I was DREAMING on those

[heady iron]

Driver's

[golden pawn]

sometimes i chose it over my bed willingly

[atomic sparrow]

guys blankets vs pillows which are more important ? GO !

[rustic ore]

blanket 100%

[tawdry valley]

Buys you 10 minutes of no bugs then it’s bug blanket

[formal marsh]

i was dreaming too but then i had SEVERE NECK PAIN

[fallen blaze]

Pillow

[rustic ore]

get a better neck imo

[fiery burrow]

Depends how cold my room is

[tawdry valley]

Blanket on sand works better you just need to manage the sun

[opaque sigil]

did I forget to mention the automated flamethrowers

[formal marsh]

can i be a smartass and sleep without a blanket with a ridiculous amount of layers of clothing

[modest night]

mf who asks you when a chair stops being a chair after sawing parts of it off

[formal marsh]

i put the SIS in scolioSIS

[fallen blaze]

Kid named

[upbeat bear]

depends on the vibes

[fallen blaze]

I need pillows

[upbeat bear]

ive slept on the floor just rawdogging it no blankets no pillows

[fallen blaze]

I sleep with 6

[formal marsh]

i would definitely do something like that

[upbeat bear]

top 5 sleep of my life

[fiery burrow]

How many blankets do you get

[fallen blaze]

Rawdogging is a crazy ass word

[rustic ore]

if i have a hoodie on i dont usually need a blanket but if i am given a blanket i will not wake up

[modest night]

sadly you're too late and people won't think you're smart anymore, should have been born in ancient greece

[fiery burrow]

You can use one of them as a pillow

[heady iron]

I slept on a hardwood floor once at a party and all i had to cover myself was a flower stand

[atomic sparrow]

top one sleep of my life is that time I slept like 14 hours good GOD !

[violet path]

What the shit why do i always come back to this typa shit

[hollow terrace]

chat that is that not causal slang word

[opaque sigil]

more the better

[fallen blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-dog-sad-dog-type-shit-gif-14163325901252598149

[upbeat bear]

alright chat am I cooked? I sleep in just regular ass clothes at times.

[rustic ore]

thats what im sayin window

[violet path]

Ya same

[fallen blaze]

Yeah ur cooked pack it up

[heady iron]

Depends if they're clean

[upbeat bear]

blud aint pay his bills yet

[high hedge]

Normal

[tawdry valley]

Nasty ass bedsheets

[fiery burrow]

Soft blankets are probably one of the top 10 feelings on earth

[rustic ore]

nah i sleep in my clothes sometimes if im too damn tired

[fallen blaze]

If u not sleepin in pjs ur wrong

[upbeat bear]

I WASH EM REGULARLY

[serene chasm]

do you continue to wear the said clothes the next day?

[upbeat bear]

1 TIME A MONTH MINIMUM

[rustic ore]

no

[violet path]

Mf who sleeps in pjs

[tawdry valley]

Still a Vibe though. Long day is a long day.

[fallen blaze]

Theres no world where u can be that tired bud

[rustic ore]

clearly you aint worked in customer service

[upbeat bear]

16 hours of manual labor

[serene chasm]

Theyre either 8 or 80

[wheat sail]

Sleeping shirtless or naked ain't so bad

[atomic sparrow]

I sleep

[fallen blaze]

Naked is fucking crazy but shirtless is fine

[violet path]

I would sleep shirtless but i honestly dont find it comfortable at all

[upbeat bear]

and its not crazy to say that

[violet path]

Not if you live alone

[tawdry valley]

BI. WEEKLY. MINIMUM.

[fallen blaze]

I'm not even gonna say anything

[tawdry valley]

Weekly if you love yourself

[violet path]

Week is bi?

[heady iron]

What about not alone?

[high hedge]

Wait so twice a week or every other week

[rustic ore]

i just sleep in shirt and sweatpants usually

[upbeat bear]

how bro sleeps

[tawdry valley]

Every other week

[fallen blaze]

Sleeping in pants sucks

[formal marsh]

ok but this sleeping position is fire

[rustic ore]

yeah because i was thinking 2 times a week is way too much but hat makes more sense

[formal marsh]

there may be something wrong with me

[upbeat bear]

what typa pants you got that you wouldnt sleep in?

[tawdry valley]

Two times a week is for like, what, a hotel service

[obsidian juniper]

Oh yeah sleeping next to poland

[formal marsh]

ITS NOT POLAND

[serene chasm]

you sleep in Indonesia?

[fallen blaze]

I just hate pants

[formal marsh]

STOP

[upbeat bear]

amazing visuals amazing position

[tawdry valley]

Dress pants. My tighter pair of jeans

[fallen blaze]

Shorts are cooler

[upbeat bear]

wear a skirt

[formal marsh]

i am being bullied in this server.

[upbeat bear]

wear a skirt

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/poland-i-love-poland-flag-meme-flags-gif-21735943

[fallen blaze]

I dont have any

[obsidian juniper]

It Is now

[modest night]

i think you should broaden your horizons

[formal marsh]

you wont like it when my :3 turns into a >:(

[rustic ore]

mods can we pin this

[fallen blaze]

LMFAO

[fiery burrow]

Better airflow but pants are pretty nice too

[formal marsh]

if i sleep naked i am waking up the next day with some sort of disease

[wheat sail]

Hungry

[upbeat bear]

the paramedics when I wake up from my "coma" to tell them a bunch of gibberish and pass out again

[opaque sigil]

airflow means nothing when you have a blanket

[upbeat bear]

long skirt

[rustic ore]

are you not

[heady iron]

Yeah

[fallen blaze]

Why would ur bed give u a disease

Might need to wash that

[rustic ore]

if you get a disease from sleeping naked there's a problem

[upbeat bear]

do you live in the fucking medieval era?

[formal marsh]

it is called COLD AIR

[fallen blaze]

Blankey

[rapid topaz]

The bed has traps

[serene chasm]

COLD AIR DOESNT MAKE YOU SICK

[upbeat bear]

YOU EVER HEAR ABOUT A THERMOSTAT?

[rustic ore]

oh no cold air the sole reason people get sick

[obsidian juniper]

I prefeer to be with clothes in general tbh

[warped nacelle]

SO TRUE

[fiery burrow]

There's actually a parasite that exclusively infects people who sleep naked. Scary but true.

[fallen blaze]

What if someone breaks in

[warped nacelle]

My parents keep saying and thinking that

[upbeat bear]

and here I was thinking it was bacteria and viruses

[formal marsh]

I HAVE SINUSITIS

[fallen blaze]

You cant be naked you got no armour

[heady iron]

Weakling

[upbeat bear]

get a gun

[opaque sigil]

but curly it makes you sniffly and so does being sick

[violet path]

Its cald a cold

[rustic ore]

i hate when people say "cold air makes you sick" no it doesn't

[upbeat bear]

or a sword

[formal marsh]

i'm brazilian we dont have those fancy things

[rustic ore]

cold air makes you cold asf

[fallen blaze]

Being cold does make u sick doesn't itt

[rustic ore]

no.

[upbeat bear]

discord arguments

[serene chasm]

stop having shitty immune systems

[fiery burrow]

Inferior sleep

[wheat sail]

Why wear clothes at all, we are born without clothes

[formal marsh]

i... never said cold air was the only reason, only that it was a reason

[upbeat bear]

well maybe you where

[opaque sigil]

it's not even a reason

[serene chasm]

exactly!

[upbeat bear]

but I was born fitted and kitted

[heady iron]

Bunch of sheltered babies who never ate dirt while camping

[fallen blaze]

I was born dripped out

[rustic ore]

shrue jngo

[neon adder]

Big brain

[fiery burrow]

I wish 😞

[upbeat bear]

handfulls of dirt for the funsies

[formal marsh]

spending the whole night cold weakens my immune system and i am prone to respiratory disease

[obsidian juniper]

As an argentine i think idk what a termostat is

[fallen blaze]

I ate sand does that count

[upbeat bear]

alright chat am I cooked? :3.

[formal marsh]

like an air conditioner that can make things warm

[upbeat bear]

real ass snack ngl

[rustic ore]

joker let us argue about bullshit please

[formal marsh]

its magic

[obsidian juniper]

Oh i see

[fallen blaze]

Sand tastes like doritoes

[fiery burrow]

Where else would being naked be superior

[upbeat bear]

what fucking doritoes are you eating?

[fallen blaze]

The good ones

[formal marsh]

i have never eaten sand but i have eaten doritoes

[rustic ore]

yeah but we be debatin anyway

[upbeat bear]

what else would this be about?

[formal marsh]

something tells me i should disagree with you though

[fallen blaze]

We cant even talk no mo

[heady iron]

I'd post that gif of the guy eating sand but apparently he was on drugs and that's fucked up

[rustic ore]

Chat. Best flavor of dirt. Go.

[obsidian juniper]

Have you been here the past 3 years?this Is normal for the standard of ss-discussion

[upbeat bear]

mud

[golden pawn]

That sandy dirt.

[quartz cave]

Sandoes

[serene chasm]

mmm mudpie

[golden pawn]

I accidentally have ate it a lot and it was decent.

[formal marsh]

grassy

[fallen blaze]

Damn bro got got

[upbeat bear]

6 year old me making a concoction (the weak are not tolerated)

[rustic ore]

Joker, best flavor of dirt? 🎙️

[formal marsh]

what does that have to do with anything?

[fallen blaze]

Since when is being old the superior tho

[fiery burrow]

Joker stop being elitist you will scare off the poor new user

[wheat sail]

Toddler: "ew vegetables"

drinks cleaning products

[tawdry valley]

Mycelium

[rustic ore]

[fallen blaze]

Toddler: let's fycking go

[serene chasm]

Its not my fault bleach is so tasty

[rustic ore]

gn quinnard

[tawdry valley]

Technically it’s soil but who likes dirt anyway

[opaque sigil]

kids are just dumb vegetables slap

[upbeat bear]

toddler's decideing between actual nutritition and a fucking battery (I was a very curious child)

[rustic ore]

[fiery burrow]

Have you tasted dawn dish soap though

[formal marsh]

ew vegetables * consumes ungodly amount of sugar instead

[fiery burrow]

It ain't half bad

[rustic ore]

i ate like a whole jar of pennies when i was 5

[fallen blaze]

I remember thinking batteries worked like bombs

[obsidian juniper]

Eh i dont feel its the most random thing we had
Also i didnt mean literally that you havent been here the past 3 years its just a way to say havent you realised it works like this

[serene chasm]

dont judge me attractive anime man

[upbeat bear]

soap doesnt even taste bad it just tastes weird

[wheat sail]

Brocolli 😋

[rustic ore]

my brother put em in my mouth thru a funnel

[obsidian juniper]

Anyways

[formal marsh]

if fit mouth... why no can eat?

[upbeat bear]

how

[fallen blaze]

Brocolli is only good with cheese

[fiery burrow]

My dad used to put soap in my mouth when I did something bad 😔

[rustic ore]

we found a funnel and he poured the pennies in my mouth

[upbeat bear]

I just got curious

[formal marsh]

his name is bleach

[heady iron]

I once ate a lot of WHITE snow and got diarrhea, call that food poisoning

[rustic ore]

i ated them

[upbeat bear]

mods sic em

[fiery burrow]

Pretty nice of him to clean it though, I don't even know why we needed the dentist at that point

[rustic ore]

No, I think you're just a weakling.

[fallen blaze]

Got the veggie tales in chat 😭

[formal marsh]

brocolli is good if its properly seasoned

[neon adder]

Fake

[fallen blaze]

Yall out here defendi ng brocolli

[upbeat bear]

nah bro you just inferior

[formal marsh]

i will not eat unseasoned brocolli, ever

[upbeat bear]

BROCOLLI IS PEAK

[heady iron]

Sis LOVES chicken tenders with honey mustard

[fallen blaze]

Which one of yall is bob

[fiery burrow]

Wait a minute

[formal marsh]

LMFAO

[tawdry valley]

Anything is good if it’s buttered and salted

[serene chasm]

I like to eat brocolli and pretend Im a giant eating a tree

[upbeat bear]

what are you eating thats unseasoned and just downright raw ?!?!?!

[fiery burrow]

I should try chicken tenders with just honey

[formal marsh]

apple

[rustic ore]

Then again I kinda am nixed from vegetable discussions since I like every one of them I've tried, except cucumbers

[obsidian juniper]

Ok ill stop

[heady iron]

Bob what

[upbeat bear]

YOU DONT WASH YOUR APPLES???

[fallen blaze]

The tomat

[opaque sigil]

well yes but broccoli in particular is good

[tawdry valley]

How, those are the ones that taste like nothing

[formal marsh]

I DO??? BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I SEASON OR COOK THEM???

[rustic ore]

Cucumbers have a taste, and that taste makes me gag.

[fallen blaze]

CAPITALIZE

[upbeat bear]

YOU TELLING ME YOU ALSO ONLY EAT APPLES NORMALLY

[formal marsh]

YES

[upbeat bear]

NO OTHER FOODS?

[fallen blaze]

Cucumbers are actually shit

[opaque sigil]

rinsing

[tawdry valley]

Add sugar and it tastes exactly like watermelon

[upbeat bear]

we got a small child in the chat

[rustic ore]

I don't like watermelon.

[tawdry valley]

Half a cucumbers taste is the rind you can shave off

[fiery burrow]

Well apples taste fine normally

[fallen blaze]

I love watermelln

[upbeat bear]

NAH JOKER RIGHT FOR THIS ONE

[formal marsh]

watermelon is just water unoptimized for drinking

[fiery burrow]

Though baked apples with honey is peak

[fallen blaze]

Watermelon is nice

[upbeat bear]

YOU GUYS DONT WASH YOUR FRUITS AND VEGETABLES?

[wheat sail]

My brain is split between 5 people

[formal marsh]

"the taste is good" what taste bro im chewing on WATER

[tawdry valley]

Watermelon is solid sugar water

[fallen blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[rustic ore]

water lemon

[upbeat bear]

sweet water

[fiery burrow]

Thats where I got the idea from

[opaque sigil]

you don't use soap on fruits and vegetables you just use water

[neon adder]

I like some slight sweetness

[fallen blaze]

But if I did it

[upbeat bear]

alright chat whats a good cheap ass food to make

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-ice-water-pellegrino-lemon-gif-5066631

[formal marsh]

egg

[rustic ore]

spaghetti

[wheat sail]

Haha water lemon 😂

[fallen blaze]

Sandwhich

[upbeat bear]

im not doing allat

[formal marsh]

you will need: one egg, one boiling water, one 7 minutes

[upbeat bear]

alright now what ingridients

[neon adder]

Wall spaghetti

[heady iron]

Bread

[rustic ore]

tikka masala if you buy the ready=made package

[opaque sigil]

spaghetti is easy

[fiery burrow]

Its spaghetti 😭

[modest night]

How cheap

[rustic ore]

spaghetti is like three steps

[fallen blaze]

Meat cheese lettuce tomato toaster microwave

[modest night]

Pasta is nice

[neon adder]

How hungry

[fallen blaze]

Spaghetti is doing too much

[upbeat bear]

for events I wont disclose im not allowed near the stove in my kitchen

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/how-hungry-horse-meme-how-hungry-meme-hungry-gif-3271609735629330991

[tawdry valley]

So food you don’t cook

[upbeat bear]

yuh

[obsidian juniper]

Id say mashed potato
But tbh thats probably just me

[tawdry valley]

Any sandwich

[neon adder]

WHO LET THEM COOK

[heady iron]

Drink a bunch of milk

[rustic ore]

.wha?t

[upbeat bear]

clearly someone irresponsible

[opaque sigil]

get a kettle and stick the spaghetti in the kettle or something idfk

[fallen blaze]

Spaghetti bad sandwich clears

[formal marsh]

fun brazilian fact: we calll greedy people, or, rather, people unwilling to spend their money and always trying to save the smallest amounts "hard bread". we also call them "cow hands" sometimes

[rustic ore]

hard bread?

[fiery burrow]

Just go to your neighbors house and burn their house down while making spaghetti there

[upbeat bear]

top 5 slept on sandwhich is a sugar sandwhich

[rustic ore]

like stale?

[formal marsh]

hard bread

[obsidian juniper]

Why cow hands?

[upbeat bear]

bread, sugar, bread

[rustic ore]

his ass is NOT listenin

[opaque sigil]

american spotted

[fallen blaze]

Okay bro out here making ice sandwichies

[formal marsh]

i dont know

[upbeat bear]

its cheap and its easy

[fiery burrow]

Do honey sandwiches exist

[rustic ore]

pb and honey yes

[upbeat bear]

THAT AINT A STRUGGLE MEAL THATS PEAK

[fallen blaze]

Earthling spotted 👽

[fiery burrow]

YEAAH

[rustic ore]

"blawg"

[formal marsh]

sugar sandwich when ketchup sandwich comes in

[upbeat bear]

YEAH AND THEY GOOD AS SHIT

[heady iron]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_bread

[fallen blaze]

Pb and syrup sandwhich

[opaque sigil]

sugar on bread isn't even a struggle meal it's badly translated cake

[rustic ore]

[upbeat bear]

no like just straight up sugar

[fiery burrow]

Can't you make like a pastry or cake if you want sugar bread

[upbeat bear]

it might seem crazy what im about to say

[fallen blaze]

Just eat sugar

[upbeat bear]

nah you gotta eat it with bread

[serene chasm]

actually you can do this. Take dinner rolls, rip them up into milk and sprinkle sugar on top

[upbeat bear]

trust me bro

[upbeat bear]

CURLY GETS IT

[tawdry valley]

At least get a condiment on there. Then you can pretend it’s not as much sugar

[upbeat bear]

SURE IT AINT THE SAME

BUT CURLY GETS IT

[rustic ore]

it aint the same then

[tawdry valley]

At least Jam is a fruit derivative

[fiery burrow]

Add like strawberries or something

[fallen blaze]

U never beating the allegations

[upbeat bear]

shit man I dunno, I set the steps out figure it out yourself

[rustic ore]

maybe if you somehow toasted the sugar into the bread that'd be fire

[fiery burrow]

Those go well with sugar

[serene chasm]

Star gets it

[rustic ore]

nearly everything goes well with sugar

[tawdry valley]

How did you downgrade from bread sandwich

[rustic ore]

[upbeat bear]

a single slice of bread

[fallen blaze]

Jelly

[rustic ore]

most bread has sugar in it-

[fallen blaze]

Not the sugar sugar

[opaque sigil]

so don't put more on

[upbeat bear]

yall gotta fucking hear me out tho

[heady iron]

Carbs are sugars

[upbeat bear]

get a slice of bread, put some sugar on it, put another slice of bread on it

[fallen blaze]

🙋

[upbeat bear]

enjoy this amazing meal

[rustic ore]

let her cook, i wanna see how far she can go before we need to call the fire dept

[fiery burrow]

Your culinary input has been discarded forever

[tawdry valley]

Wallmart bread is cake. Fuck y’all Americans you mfs keep falling for it so now my grocery shopping is a reading day

[upbeat bear]

fine ill go enjoy my salty sugar water and sugar sandwhiches elsewhere

[fallen blaze]

I'm taking sugar on bread over beans on toast

[fiery burrow]

WHAT WATER

[heady iron]

Diabeetus

[tawdry valley]

Need a microscope to read the nutrition data

[rustic ore]

no, walmart bread is just shitty bread. cake is cake

[upbeat bear]

pretty fucking self explanatory

[fallen blaze]

All bread is the sameea

[upbeat bear]

sugar, water, and a pinch of salt

[brittle garnet]

Needs butter in there

[upbeat bear]

ITS FUCKING GOOD

[rustic ore]

im not gonn get a slice of bread and be like "yeyeye happy birthday to me" because that shit aint cake

[fiery burrow]

Chat I have a new recipe y'all should try it out
Saline sandwich

[upbeat bear]

I KNOW IT IS

THE DIFFERENCE IS SIN IS ROYALTY

[serene chasm]

joker: dont judge how people sleep
also joker: you eat WHAT?!

[fallen blaze]

yall think yall iron chefs or sumn

[upbeat bear]

ITS
A
GOOD
ASS
SNACK

IT TASTES GOOD

[opaque sigil]

it's nasty

[upbeat bear]

WHAD I DO

[fallen blaze]

I'd try it

[formal marsh]

what kind of serum are you brewing sister

[heady iron]

Mod threat

[fiery burrow]

Joker read rule 1

[upbeat bear]

a tasty one

[opaque sigil]

god damn americans

[brittle garnet]

Okay but why put the second piece of bread on there

[rustic ore]

damn never seen joker mad enough to throw hands

[tawdry valley]

You’re broke when you eat bread and water. You’re lazy [and probably always hungry] if you eat bread with one ingredient on top

[fiery burrow]

I promise we are better

[formal marsh]

mosquito meal tasting ass 😭

[fallen blaze]

But if I said god damn

[upbeat bear]

to hold the sugar in place

[brittle garnet]

Use butter for that

[upbeat bear]

if im eating a fucking sugar sandwhich do I look like im about to break out the butter?

[formal marsh]

guys its not that hard to just eat the bread please

[brittle garnet]

Yes

[tawdry valley]

Yes

[opaque sigil]

bread butter and sugar is semi normal

[brittle garnet]

Toast the bread also

[rustic ore]

reminds me i should go to the store and get some more sourdough tbh

[formal marsh]

can you get me a kitkat

[fallen blaze]

Lowkey sugar on bread isnt even thatabad

[fiery burrow]

sourdough is so good

[rustic ore]

no

[formal marsh]

ME TOO

[tawdry valley]

Kill that guy

[upbeat bear]

im permanently banned from the kitchen

[formal marsh]

D:

[rustic ore]

deflected

[opaque sigil]

good

[tawdry valley]

Sugar sandwich

[fiery burrow]

What'd I do

[formal marsh]

we honestly should have stopped hearing you out after you told us that

[opaque sigil]

if you tried to make pasta you'd probably just fill the pot with sugar

[upbeat bear]

to this day? no fucking clue

[tawdry valley]

Or microwaved tinfoil

[formal marsh]

like im being 100% serious

[rustic ore]

[upbeat bear]

FUCK YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT

[heady iron]

Bone app the teeth

[fallen blaze]

That's tuff

[opaque sigil]

probably put sugar in it and it burned

[fiery burrow]

Her parents saw her adding sugar and salt to water

[upbeat bear]

munch

[upbeat bear]

GO TRY IT

[formal marsh]

NO PLEASE STAR DONT

[upbeat bear]

ITS GOOD

[fallen blaze]

Like the texture of sugar plus bread sounds not terrible

[fiery burrow]

MY PARENTS WILL BAN ME FROM THE KITCHEN FOREVER

[tawdry valley]

It’s sad

[fiery burrow]

RIGHTFULLY

[rustic ore]

that shit looks like a motion-blurred slice of bread

[upbeat bear]

WHO GIVES A SHIT ITS GOOD

[opaque sigil]

no it's not

[formal marsh]

does her family keep the gasoline in the kitchen or something

[upbeat bear]

you ever had it?

[fallen blaze]

Damn everyone got the same taste

[tawdry valley]

So is spooning sugar into your mouth from the jar

[formal marsh]

food for the robot dog

[opaque sigil]

it's sugar on bread I don't need to have it

[upbeat bear]

then do that or sum

[rustic ore]

not really. eating sugar like that is a crime ngl

[tawdry valley]

NO

[cerulean sable]

the problem is inevitably you wont prevent me from giving you this fucking ratio

[upbeat bear]

detail it to me

[tawdry valley]

EAT GOOD FOOD

[rustic ore]

everyone fish react taco

[fallen blaze]

No

[flat remnant]

i had no idea they still made those potions in the shower with all the shampoos

[upbeat bear]

delicious

aye chat yall put water in your shampoo and shit too?

[fallen blaze]

No

[fiery burrow]

No? 😭

[fallen blaze]

I put it in my hair

[fiery burrow]

Thats just gonna water it down

[upbeat bear]

I might be fucking cooked

[opaque sigil]

only if it was about empty and I wasn't going to go to the store for a few days

[formal marsh]

sometimes

[upbeat bear]

no for like when its gonna run out

[rustic ore]

used to

[opaque sigil]

fun fact you can water it down and it'll still work

[upbeat bear]

HE GETS ITS

[brittle garnet]

When i was little i would eat slices of bread with butter, salt and ketchup as mu favourite snack, that was like when i was 5 or something

[fallen blaze]

That's actually struggling tho no?

[fiery burrow]

Not as well

[tawdry valley]

Eat food with nutritional value
Eat food that tastes good
-sugar on bread

[rustic ore]

did you know that water is necessary for soap to work in the first place

[opaque sigil]

but it will still workand it's a stopgap

[fiery burrow]

I've never ran into a situation where I'd have to do that, maybe if I was tight on money

[wheat sail]

How about toast in between slices of bread

[opaque sigil]

that's better than sugar and bread

[upbeat bear]

YOU WERE EATING KETCHUP

[opaque sigil]

clearly you're just not lazy enough

[rustic ore]

hot take: ketchup fucking SUCKS

[upbeat bear]

JUST STRAIGHT KETCHUP?

[tawdry valley]

Bread sandwich, well documented struggle meal

[opaque sigil]

it does

[fallen blaze]

Same mf who wint eat sugar on bread

[upbeat bear]

mid as shit

[hollow terrace]

eating a single sweet burger buns as a kid was peaked childhood

[tawdry valley]

Ketchup is sugar tomato so it’s a step up

[brittle garnet]

Did you read the message

[formal marsh]

google history:

water blood percentage
can i water blood down
megamind plushie
what happens if water syringe
can humans survive without blood
naruto full story analysis

[serene chasm]

Imagine being able to afford bread

[fallen blaze]

Ketchup is good

[upbeat bear]

me

[rustic ore]

nope.

[brittle garnet]

I could gulp down tomato passata like water

[tawdry valley]

Said captain sugar bread

[fiery burrow]

Wait why was I siding with Jojoker on the food takes and not making fun of him for eating soda and ketchup on a fry

[thorn fractal]

this is the first thing I see getting on discord

[rustic ore]

TRUE

ALMOST FORGOT

[upbeat bear]

nah bro im just fucking hungry and sugar and bread gets rid of hunger for a while

[fallen blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/destroyed-gif-20490322

[opaque sigil]

because joker has the decency not to pretend it was good

[shell yacht]

a what

[rustic ore]

unfortunately joker has also been the lesser of two evils here today

[thorn fractal]

I'm bringing back the bad pfp 😎

[upbeat bear]

this might be peak tho

[thorn fractal]

it sounds good

[upbeat bear]

what soda?

[fiery burrow]

Necromancer lost on DSN day 1000

[rustic ore]

dont you fucking start

[fallen blaze]

Anything to not be hungry

[upbeat bear]

happily

[formal marsh]

stop

[upbeat bear]

HE GETS IT

[charred surge]

Speaking of megamind, I feel so fucking bad; first movie gets kinda sidelined, but just as it becomes appreciated, they announce a sequel or whatever but it looks ass

[fallen blaze]

Ketchup on broccoli

[serene chasm]

dont send 'shock videos'

[neon adder]

Imagine having bread for bread

[brittle garnet]

Mfer doing alchemy

[thorn fractal]

sequel has me going through denial

[formal marsh]

ARE YOU ADDING KETCHUP TO IT

[thorn fractal]

flavor

[brittle garnet]

Pilk is actually pretty tasty

[upbeat bear]

if I get fries eventually Ill send a review

[thorn fractal]

I'm considering this

[fallen blaze]

Well

[serene chasm]

This is why we are on Joker #2

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/new-edition-tommybrown-tommy-smoking-gif-26152294

[fiery burrow]

Joker can you try the salt + sugar + water combo

[neon adder]

Animated Nickelodeon show animation

[thorn fractal]

okay was it good

[serene chasm]

Joker #1 died

[high hedge]

It is always funny seeing Joker criticize food when he eats toxic waste for fun

[thorn fractal]

whyd we exterminate the first one anyways

[upbeat bear]

you will catch me starving before I drink pepsi

[thorn fractal]

oh

[fallen blaze]

Joker 1 is still here

[flat remnant]

needs more soap

[opaque sigil]

from delight?

[rustic ore]

joker #1 died in a tornado

[thorn fractal]

victorian child found

[fallen blaze]

In my heartt

[upbeat bear]

joker you gotta trust us on this

[fiery burrow]

Us?

[thorn fractal]

Joker 1 died from copium overdose because of silksong

[neon adder]

Man.

[fallen blaze]

Try the ketchup on rice

[fiery burrow]

[cerulean sable]

i did try ketchup and rice

[fallen blaze]

Or ketchup on mashed potatoes

[cerulean sable]

it was fucking good

[upbeat bear]

THIS MF KNOWS WHAT GOOD FOOD LOOKS LIKE

[fiery burrow]

the what

[neon adder]

Joker 1 was thrown into the abyss and filled with void in an attempt to stop the radiance

[brittle garnet]

I'd rather eat plain rice

[rustic ore]

...no.

[upbeat bear]

THIS TOO

[thorn fractal]

someone in my school ate a fruit smoothie + ketchup + mustard + peas (I made the concoction(

[fiery burrow]

Joker has a gender I don't think he can be void

[rustic ore]

ketchup is such a shit condiment

[thorn fractal]

no cost too great

[quartz falcon]

ANY CHANCE SILKSONG THIS MONTH??????

[rustic ore]

no.

[thorn fractal]

ketchup enjoyers insulting my superior mustard 😹

[fallen blaze]

Mustard is fucking terrible

[rustic ore]

mustard solos

[quartz falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[fiery burrow]

As much as any month

[upbeat bear]

aye they gotta wait a while for me to not be so broke

[brittle garnet]

Ever ate ants?

[rustic ore]

yes and theyre spicy

[brittle garnet]

They're ok

[upbeat bear]

real

[thorn fractal]

fire ants are salty iirc

[upbeat bear]

yeah

[quartz falcon]

u guys wanna see my version of the wizard of stardew valley?

[opaque sigil]

bugs aren't exactly kosher

[upbeat bear]

crunchy

[fiery burrow]

They are citrusy right?

[brittle garnet]

Idk if i would describe ants as spicy, they're a little acidic that's about it

[fallen blaze]

Accident ate a bug

[rustic ore]

yeah formic acid is very citrusy

[thorn fractal]

am I the only one who wants to eat orb-weaver spiders

[golden pawn]

I’ve had mealworms covered in like habanero seasoning

[quartz falcon]

who is accident

[rustic ore]

yes what

[thorn fractal]

they look juicy

[fallen blaze]

Me

[flat remnant]

hop on eating shredded cheese

[fiery burrow]

I died of fear when I saw one of those

[rustic ore]

orb weavers i want to hold tbh

[thorn fractal]

based

[quartz falcon]

looks right

[brittle garnet]

I wanna eat a honeypot ant

[rustic ore]

cat we're not doing the shredded cheese thing again

[fallen blaze]

Man sometimes I judt put cheese in my mouth

[quartz falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-gif-21831957

[fallen blaze]

Like from the bag

[thorn fractal]

we need to normalize eating mustard

[thorn fractal]

im literally the bug

[upbeat bear]

alright chat we cant make fun of me for what I said but not this guy

[rustic ore]

i cannot understand people that just eat shredded cheese by itself

[thorn fractal]

😋

[fallen blaze]

Its good

[rustic ore]

no

[quartz falcon]

@upbeat bear want a hug?

[golden pawn]

I’m getting your powers stripped

[fiery burrow]

Orb Weaver tastes like pâté

[upbeat bear]

yes please

[golden pawn]

No more joker

[shell yacht]

handfull in the dish, hanfull for your mouth

[formal marsh]

tasty

[quartz falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-22228560

[upbeat bear]

YAHOO

[fallen blaze]

Nah I was scheduled release

[thorn fractal]

is this real

[opaque sigil]

it's fully subconscious

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-dog-grade-lmao-mmm-cheese-gif-18861463

[thorn fractal]

would that make it taste better

[fallen blaze]

The cheese is just sitting in the bag shredded

[brittle garnet]

I can't understand people who just have shredded cheese laying around

[fallen blaze]

And you can eat it

[fallen blaze]

You don't????

[upbeat bear]

hungry mfs

[rustic ore]

but at the same time put that shit on SOMETHING

[thorn fractal]

I remember when I used to eat cheese daily day and night

[opaque sigil]

if I wanted cheese around just to eat plain it wouldn't be shredded cheese

[fallen blaze]

Yeah but I still eat some when I make like tacos or sumn

[brittle garnet]

Wtf are you gonna use shredded cheese for, keep that shit in slices

[rustic ore]

tacos....

[thorn fractal]

😟

[fiery burrow]

Melt it over something

[rustic ore]

grilled cheese....

[upbeat bear]

son muy buenos los tacos

[thorn fractal]

actually jack in the box tacos don't have shredded cheese right

[rustic ore]

enchiladas....

[opaque sigil]

that is indeed the use for shredded cheese

[fallen blaze]

No one buys shredded cheese to eat it by itself they just eat it on the situations

[thorn fractal]

people do

[fallen blaze]

Like when its laying out

[fallen blaze]

No the fuck they dont

[rustic ore]

...no

[brittle garnet]

I don't really make tacos or enchiladas but sliced cheese makes do for grilled cheese

[upbeat bear]

damn looks like I dont fucking count

[opaque sigil]

no, you don't

[tawdry valley]

We still on food or nah.

[thorn fractal]

wow

[shell yacht]

tacos, pizza, baked potatos, snack, struggle food nachos, potato sausage cheese caserole, snack

[fallen blaze]

Wheres plums

[upbeat bear]

FIG???

[tawdry valley]

If it’s C then I like it. If it’s above C then it’s preferred

[rustic ore]

where is this tier list i must know ddx

figs go hard

[thorn fractal]

people don't buy meat just to EAT it by itself!! they must make a full course meal 😡😡

[rustic ore]

I KNOW you didnt put guavas at Lame

[fiery burrow]

Grapefruit and Tangerine in Nasty/Worse???

[fallen blaze]

But its fucking shredded cheese it's not like meat at all

[fiery burrow]

Dragonfruit is ABOVE BLUEBERRIES?!

[tawdry valley]

I’m a middle easterner, and I grew up in the Mediterranean mountains.

Choose your next words carefully.

[flat remnant]

shredded cheese mention...

[thorn fractal]

how dare you invalidate my cheese cravings

[upbeat bear]

dont be fucking defending them

[fallen blaze]

Grapefruit is ass

[fiery burrow]

DRAGONFRUIT SUCKS

[tawdry valley]

Dragonfruit is FLAVORLESS

[upbeat bear]

fig

[fiery burrow]

ITS FLAVORLESS WITH A SLIGHT TASTE OF BAD

[tawdry valley]

Grapefruit is worse orange and

[fallen blaze]

The hell is a fig

[thorn fractal]

pineapple in S is fucking crazy

[full ledge]

Ym is flavorless tbh

[fallen blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/supa-hot-fire-gif-4972452

[fiery burrow]

you can EAT IT with a A SPOON

[brittle garnet]

When i make pizza i just buy a block of mozzarella and shred it myself.

[thorn fractal]

for anything pomegranates should be S tier

[fallen blaze]

Pineapple is great

[rustic ore]

lord give me the power to hold my pimp hand back for one more moment, PLEASE

[fiery burrow]

TAHATS S TIER

[tawdry valley]

Idk. I had one once and was unimpressed.

Probably deserves better

[rustic ore]

pomegranates are A tier, not S. still good tho

[fallen blaze]

Pimp hand is fcuking wild

[quartz falcon]

nobody at HK discussion wants my hugs

i'm sad now

[upbeat bear]

ill take another one

[thorn fractal]

last time I had pomegranates they were good

nvm blackberries solo

blackberries are spontaneous S tier

[tawdry valley]

This is biased to me and my upbringing. Middle East/Mediterranean flavors are up there

[fallen blaze]

All berries are bad

[tawdry valley]

Why else would I love dates

[fallen blaze]

Other than strawberries

[thorn fractal]

no way you said that

[quartz falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-cats-gif-24875555

[upbeat bear]

YIPPIE

[opaque sigil]

constant Ls

[fiery burrow]

Guh??

[rustic ore]

i mean i would hope your tier list for fruit you like is biased in your preference

[tawdry valley]

Surprised nobody commented on lime versus lemon

[thorn fractal]

consistent at this point

[fallen blaze]

Who eats limes or lemons

[tawdry valley]

There are other ways to rate them.

[thorn fractal]

they taste good?

[shell yacht]

but then u cant snack on it

[fiery burrow]

Well I don't think anyone wants to defend or attack lemon or lime

[shell yacht]

and effort

[rustic ore]

i eat limes and lemons raw

[stoic sigil]

Chat I just played the entirety of KFC Dating Simulator

[rustic ore]

[tawdry valley]

Limes and lemon are great ingredients. But limeade is better than lemonade, so

[upbeat bear]

I dont think my broke ass is allowed to comment on some of these fruits

[fallen blaze]

Same mf that hates ketchup tho

[fiery burrow]

no its NOT

[upbeat bear]

how was it?

[rustic ore]

yeah because limes and lemons are actually good.

[thorn fractal]

I said mustard is better, don't hate it 😎

[tawdry valley]

You can’t comment on limes ?

[upbeat bear]

so real

[fallen blaze]

Where would u put plums

[stoic sigil]

It changed my life

[upbeat bear]

nah they good were they at

[fiery burrow]

Limeade is too sour

[upbeat bear]

for better or for worse?

[tawdry valley]

Also what’s all this fruit is expensive shit. Grocery stores are begging people to buy fruit and veggies

[upbeat bear]

WHITE PERSON SPOTTED

[tawdry valley]

“PLEASE ITS FONNA GO BAD IN 3 DAYS OLEASE BUY IT PLEA”

[fiery burrow]

Yeah?

[fallen blaze]

ZamN

[thorn fractal]

why is nobody talking about hoe good kiwis are

[opaque sigil]

that's spicy stuff not sour stuff

[tawdry valley]

13 cent cucumber

[thorn fractal]

I mean they make my mouth itchy sometimes but eh

[fiery burrow]

Worse.

[fallen blaze]

My head gets itchy when shit is too spicy

[upbeat bear]

alright chat how the fuck am I meant to eat a kiwi

[tawdry valley]

Cause it’s like talking about 2+2

[fiery burrow]

Wait

[thorn fractal]

bite into it without fur

[upbeat bear]

am I supposed to be biting into it?

[fiery burrow]

Was I drinking lime juice or limeade

[tawdry valley]

Not the skin.

[thorn fractal]

fur is optional, it's some extra flavor imo

[fallen blaze]

The koolaid kiwi

[upbeat bear]

alright so im doing that right

[opaque sigil]

pfffft lmaoo

[thorn fractal]

eat the skin it's good

[tawdry valley]

Mint + Lime juice + sugar water

[fallen blaze]

Dn

[stoic sigil]

I dont know

[tawdry valley]

Fucking unbeatable

[upbeat bear]

alright chat ill be back if I can achieve mint

[fiery burrow]

Where is the salt

[shell yacht]

kiwis kinda suck bc theres just never any available istg, theres a kiwi spot in my grocery store and its forever empty

[fallen blaze]

What even do kiwis do

[opaque sigil]

far away

[upbeat bear]

well now you just adding to many things

[thorn fractal]

I just remembered i haven't had kiwis in a while, I'm having fucking withdrawals now

[tawdry valley]

If you say you’re too poor for mint it will discredit everything you’ve ever said

[upbeat bear]

I DONT GOT MINT ON ME ACTIVELY

ILL GO GET SOME EVENTUALLY

[tawdry valley]

It’s like being too poor for salt

[fiery burrow]

Lime juice

[formal karma]

Mint is so good cats get high with it

[upbeat bear]

alright how do you mix thoose 2 up

[fallen blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/poor-mickey-mouse-hungry-stingy-bread-gif-9574980

[fiery burrow]

It's been like years

I just remember it was made with limes

and themed around green

[fallen blaze]

I dont even have mint

[upbeat bear]

I DONT GOT MINT AT MY HOUSEHOLD AT THIS EXACT MOMENT

[thorn fractal]

kiwis in S tier instant W

[upbeat bear]

WHEN I GET IT AND FRIED ILL DROP REVIEWS FOR WHAT JOKER SENT AND THIS

[fallen blaze]

Yall out here with mint in yalls loadout

[thorn fractal]

WHY THE FUCK IS BLACKBERRIES B TIER

[rustic ore]

BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT FANTASTIC BUT ILL EAT THEM IF THEY'RE THERE

[upbeat bear]

the fuck is a mulberry

[thorn fractal]

WHAT RHE FUCKKK

[rustic ore]

Blackberry's chad cousin

[formal karma]

Once again cats get high on mint- we even have a condition named after it

[fallen blaze]

Tf did lemon do to deserve s

[fiery burrow]

Everyone sleeps on Grapefruit

[upbeat bear]

alright chat let me explain why starfruits are peak

[fallen blaze]

Grapefruit might be the nastiest shit ever

[rustic ore]

name one thing that can't be elevated by the inclusion of lemons

[thorn fractal]

shit yk what I gotta get that

[opaque sigil]

grapefruit is a fine ingredient but it's meh on its own

[fallen blaze]

Bugrer

[thorn fractal]

I had mulberry once peak fruit

[upbeat bear]

when I was a wee lass who still believed they were a lad, star fruits grew near my elementary

[rustic ore]

wrong. aioli.

[fallen blaze]

Hotdog

[fiery burrow]

you can eat it with a spoon

[upbeat bear]

so when I got a lil extra hungry I got em from the trees and ate em

[fallen blaze]

Ice cream

[fiery burrow]

Thats like peak nature right there

[fallen blaze]

Nachos

[upbeat bear]

and ngl they taste pretty fucking good

[rustic ore]

lemon ice cream/sorbet goes hard

[opaque sigil]

you can eat a lot of things with spoons

[fiery burrow]

Can you eat a lot of fruits with spoons

[rustic ore]

lemon pepper seasoning on the meat.

[opaque sigil]

yeah

[thorn fractal]

jah

[upbeat bear]

lemon icecream exist?

[fallen blaze]

And its bad

[neon adder]

Mhmmm

[fiery burrow]

But they don't go as well with grapefruits

[upbeat bear]

how willing are you

[rustic ore]

lemon/lime tortilla chips.

[fiery burrow]

You guys don't eat like your apples or grapes with spoons right

[rustic ore]

no

[fallen blaze]

Okayyyyy but like lemon on it's own ain't allat

[tawdry valley]

You can probably find mint leaves on your commute to work

[upbeat bear]

FYM WORK I GOT SCHOOL

I GOTTA TAKE A METRO THERE

[rustic ore]

i have a bottle of lemonade with me right now say that shit again

[fallen blaze]

Strawberry lemonade clears

[shell yacht]

check the floor

[fallen blaze]

Like lemon cant even be good by itself

[rustic ore]

still lemons, also false

[upbeat bear]

what fucking metro's are you at where mint grows there

[rustic ore]

yes it can??? i literally said i eat lemons raw

[nimble pebble]

so true, (for some of them at least)

[upbeat bear]

THAT YOU WOULD WILLINGLY INGEST

[shell yacht]

grows?

[fiery burrow]

Do you like eat them together or like mix them or what

[fallen blaze]

But ketchup is where we. Draw the line

[shell yacht]

nah just check the doorways n shit for tracked in leaves

[upbeat bear]

I assume you mix em all together

[rustic ore]

mix them. that's a mojito minus the alcohol

[rustic ore]

yes, because ketchup is fucking gross

[fiery burrow]

Interesting

[fallen blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/sugar-spice-everything-nice-powerpuff-girls-gif-4834542

[upbeat bear]

im not gonna eat someone's fucking shoe leaves

im broke not in fucking poverty

[fiery burrow]

What salt do I add to the sugar water

[upbeat bear]

(nothing against people in poverty)

[fiery burrow]

Alr

[upbeat bear]

THE FUCK IS THAT

[shell yacht]

🍂

[fallen blaze]

Nyom

[rustic ore]

pink salt from the himalayas

[upbeat bear]

THERE ARE MORE THAN 1 SALTS?

[fiery burrow]

What salt do you use

[tawdry valley]

Its literally that easy

[fallen blaze]

Yall think yall ratatouille from ratatouille

[upbeat bear]

THE WHITE ONE

[rustic ore]

yeah there's salt, sea salt, himalayan pink salt, black salt, kosher salt, etc

[tawdry valley]

Make lemonade but use limes. Then add a mint leaf and mix it in

[fiery burrow]

Nice

[shell yacht]

himalayan salt overated

[full nexus]

whats yalls opinions on the xbox rummors

[fiery burrow]

No its not

[upbeat bear]

https://tenor.com/view/money-effie-effiez-broke-vtuber-gif-14409674376399749844

[fallen blaze]

Never heard them

[unborn dome]

how the fuck is tangerine above orange

[full nexus]

i am personaly against playstation getting xbox games

[rustic ore]

no opinions. what's your favorite fruit

[fiery burrow]

I use that salt for everything except like cookies

[tawdry valley]

I mean yeah at the end of the day it’s just salt

[rustic ore]

tangerines are sweeter and pocket sized. they also dont dribble everywhere

[fallen blaze]

I think we should disable all old gen consoles

[fiery burrow]

Joker gets it

[full nexus]

worlds worst opinion

[upbeat bear]

WHAT DID I DO TO YOU

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/sarcastic-laugh-serious-gif-4922422

[unborn dome]

strawberry is easily the best

[fallen blaze]

Get ur doubloons up lil bros

[upbeat bear]

what if I just rob you

[tiny pine]

What is this Xbox you speak of

[shell yacht]

oh that rumor, who cares

[upbeat bear]

ever think about that

[fallen blaze]

I'm broke

[tawdry valley]

Lemon, lime, orange.
If it’s a citrus that doesn’t have this name then it’s useless

[full nexus]

seriously tho why does playstation get xbox or hi fi rush

like they cant even give us bloodborne

[fallen blaze]

Playstation is superior

[fiery burrow]

:c

[neon adder]

Grapefruit

[tawdry valley]

I ain’t hearing nobody out. Im not biting into a worse orange ever again

[full nexus]

come on halo is way more valuble then bloodborne just port it already

[tawdry valley]

Worse orange

[rustic ore]

[fiery burrow]

Tangerine

[rustic ore]

Tangerines are an orange

[fiery burrow]

Shoot

[neon adder]

You’re a worse human being

[upbeat bear]

what about mandarines?

[fallen blaze]

Lil bro thinks he can get away with thumbs downing me 😡

[tawdry valley]

Just say small orange

[brittle garnet]

Clearly never had grapefruit ice cream

[rustic ore]

mandarins are oranges

[shell yacht]

supposedly old xbox exclusives will be multiplat
it will happen and its 1000% an excuse to rerelease 20-10yr old games at 70/90$ and idiots will eat it up

[fallen blaze]

Yall never had ketchup ice cream b4

[upbeat bear]

how about you tell me the name of god you fungal freak?

[fallen blaze]

And it shows

[rustic ore]

texas i will delete you

[fiery burrow]

Joker type meal

[silk zodiac]

that’s a thing?

[tawdry valley]

Not all citruses suck for the record.

[upbeat bear]

NAH THIS SOME ACTUALLY BROKE MF SHIT

[fallen blaze]

Yall jus dont be cooking fr

[fiery burrow]

blahaj

[upbeat bear]

YO WALLET GOT FUCKING DEAD FLIES AND SHIT

[fallen blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/doubloons-call-of-duty-zombies-zombies-gif-21507612

[rustic ore]

i cant trust anyone who's still got december division in their name

[fallen blaze]

Damn

[upbeat bear]

IVE BEEN GETTING COOKED FOR BEING BROKE BUT WE ALLOW THIS MF TO EXIST?

[shell yacht]

i cook but chat is too busy losing their minds over lemons to understand why spices exist

[fiery burrow]

Its OK to add a lil salt to water right

[fallen blaze]

Ey how is that broke I'm experiment

[neon adder]

can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond what you can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

[upbeat bear]

SPICES ARE NECCESARY

[rustic ore]

i mean like a pinch, but

[tawdry valley]

Cardamom is king

[shell yacht]

depends on what for

[rustic ore]

REAL. TRUE. BASED.

[upbeat bear]

ILL STARVE TO DEATH BEFORE I EAT SOMETHING WITH NO SEASONING

[tawdry valley]

Coffee, sauce, stew, soup

[shell yacht]

if u say drinking

[brittle garnet]

Garlic

[fiery burrow]

I'm testing out Elizabeths recipe

[upbeat bear]

how baller are you?

[fallen blaze]

Bro seasons her milk

[rustic ore]

Garlic is an herb, not a spice.

[tawdry valley]

Garlic is cheating

[shell yacht]

wait i missed a recipe

[brittle garnet]

Fuck

[tawdry valley]

It’s so meta vampires aren’t allowed to eat it

[fallen blaze]

Bro thank he Gordon Ramsey onb

[rustic ore]

onb

[upbeat bear]

just go with the flow

[fallen blaze]

Dont they do the same thing sm

[fiery burrow]

Add some sugar to water and then add a pinch of salt

[upbeat bear]

feel it in your galls

[fiery burrow]

Sounds nasty

[fallen blaze]

Jiblitts

[rustic ore]

they do the same thing but it's a matter of what it even IS

[upbeat bear]

YOU NEED TO FUCKING TRUST ME

[fiery burrow]

You add sugar in water to feed like hummingbirds and stuff not to drink

[brittle garnet]

I prefer herbs to spices

[neon adder]

Actually herbs are restricted to edible leaves. Ground garlic would be a spice

[upbeat bear]

its good tho

[rustic ore]

herbs are leaves and roots you use. garlic, basil leaves, oregano leaves, etc

[rustic ore]

what

[fallen blaze]

Hot sauce on evrything is good

[rustic ore]

hang on i refuse to believe that

[fallen blaze]

Edible leaves,, evrything is edible mfer

Theres only good ones in the south

[upbeat bear]

im not getting flamed for this again go test it out or shut up

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-anime-omg-wtf-cant-unsee-gif-5159766

[upbeat bear]

so the leaf

[fiery burrow]

How much sugar

[upbeat bear]

you were supposed to put the sugar first ...

[fallen blaze]

Gingers really aren't people they are spices

[shell yacht]

sugary saltwater? thats gatorade without the steps

[neon adder]

I have a questionable amount of botanical knowledge

[rustic ore]

shrue

[fallen blaze]

Gatorade isnt even sweet

[fiery burrow]

I'm not preparing it rn my parents are in the kitchen

[upbeat bear]

THATS GATORADE

[rustic ore]

escargot, no. but i would try it

ive had frog legs tho

[silk zodiac]

snails? once

[fallen blaze]

You're ass is eating turbo and hos friends

[fiery burrow]

They don't do corporal punishment but I do not want to risk a beating

[rustic ore]

frog legs are basically chicken

[fallen blaze]

Ohh minor grammar mistake I'm cooked

[upbeat bear]

man I dunno what your cups and spoons look like

[shell yacht]

beth what do you put in hot tea if u drink it

[rustic ore]

like it is THE closest thing to chicken ive had that wasnt chicken

[fallen blaze]

Just eat chicken then smh

[upbeat bear]

2 spoon sugar, 1 pinch salt in 3/4ths of water

[fallen blaze]

Frogs legs will jump out the damn plate

[fiery burrow]

two spoons?

[rustic ore]

generally yes, but i had it at a hot pot place

[shell yacht]

godammn

[tawdry valley]

Garlic goes hard, it’s hard to fuck up salt, Cardamom is king, Oregano is risk/reward garlic because of genetics, pepper is hit or miss - same for its simmilars like rosemary/sumacc/and sichuan, every other spice has some kind of situational use to exaggerate the flavor of a dish

Cinnamon is overrated because it smells 10x better than it tastes

[fallen blaze]

Yall aren't remmie

[silk zodiac]

barely remember it but it was with a bunch of sauce and stuff it wasn’t acc that bad

[rustic ore]

just say you cant cook homie

[upbeat bear]

a beating is by definition corporal punishment

[fiery burrow]

Yeah

[rustic ore]

rip

[fallen blaze]

Oh can cook all right

[quartz cave]

ALRIGHT CHAT its your time ti shine the first able to count over the number 6 wins a prize

[brittle garnet]

What do you mean rosemary is similar to pepper what

[fiery burrow]

Do you mean 2 teaspoons

[wheat sail]

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