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ILL SHOW YOU THE HERALD OF DARKNESS!!

I enjoyed some of the second half
Isnt dark souls about rolling
Sounds like you’re calling a bluff that doesn’t exist
theres some enjoyable bits but for the most part its a slog
||the duke’s archives and tomb of the Giants||
I’m not since I played dark souls after hollow knight
The ||dukes archives were so much fun icl||
the painted world and the tomb of giants were cool, dont really agree with the duke’s archives
Hmmmmmm 4am
I loved that level
Do i eep hmmm
Sleep alf
True...
Don't ruin ur sleep schedule😭
Im still getting 8 hours its all good dw
Sleep is truly difficult to fix
Not a big fan of the painted world tbh
gotta be honest i prefer dark souls 2 over the first game. its level design was absolutely worse but overall i just enjoyed it more
You shouldn’t be able to because sleep schedules are for chumps
sup everyone
Now you’ve lost me
The only souls game I don’t like
‘sup
Hi gwnj
Girl
Wsp
i think its massively over-hated
master and fung and spider and edge and winter and silly 
Ds Tutu
its definitely shakey but imo its more consistent in quality than the first game is
Consistently mid
People are saying hi to me in chat
I have achieved regular status
and the dlc in that game is some of the best fromsoft has ever done
The frozen waste land? 
I've been here for 3 yeard
With the dear?
thats like a tiny area of one of the dlcs stupid
Idk I never got that far
thats also completely optional
I prefer elden ring
did you ever beat ds2, silly?
ER might be my new fav souls game
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
I could beat up a turtle
I would beat up an otter
I think an angry puffin is the upper limits of my power
I got so bored I just stopped playing
Not even fair to compare ds2 and ER
ER is awesome. Though I think DS3 is my fave souls game Ive played so far
bloodborne stays on top of the modern fromsoft games for me
Bloodborne PC when?
The ER is not awesome
I’ve been in there for reasons I care not to admit
Ds3, bloodborne, ER, and sekiro are all so good
An otter could whoop ur ass
Finished all of ds2 and didn't like it nearly as much as ds1
So many goddamn terrible parts...
I would hold it by the tail, swing it around, and throw it back into the water
i wouldve liked dark souls 1 more if it wasnt for that massive drop-off in quality after anor londo
“Modern” 
Bloodborne is NOT modern anymore
thats a silly statement
Cant believe its been 25 years
anything made within the last like two decades is modern
I get that, I just listen to something and chill after that
I am not capping
I don’t even wear hats
A 30 fps isn’t good enough
youre showing your age w this one
Sekiro, ds3, DeSR, DsR, and ER are modern souls games
youre showing your age w this one
Me who grew up on the ps3
DsR basically a dinosaur soulsborne game, literally a copypaste
Xbox 360 😌
Didn’t I state how I was a high school sophomore
It’s been 14
Only 16 
Sophomore is lowkey kinda
Baby
Me who was born in the 90s
What does that make a freshman
Unborn
high five
Shit
2000’s
anyways what i mean when i say modern fromsoft is anything made during miyazaki’s ongoing era
Did u pay ur taxes yet
Happy retirement
I remember the ||dragon|| boss in the first dlc of ds2, every attempt made my halberd lose all of it's durability cause they decided durability loss would be tied to framerate 
Yes
I’m sorry who’s taller and stronger here?
Damnnnn
mhm, and the four armored core games made under him
I’m aware
Never take that disrespect
Might try the new armored core game after I 100% all the soulsborne titles
(I’ve only completed ds1)
Nah he literally got half a foot on me😭
Cooked
And im the senior smh
Be a little cocky and say that his max isn’t even my warm up
I had to fucking get another halberd that I would switch to mid-fight and it was still barely enough 😭
What's the max
Don’t worry deviant you can drive and I cannot
armored core 6 definitely takes some notes from fromsoft’s current design philosophy but be warned it is very much NOT a soulslike and has a very sharp learning curve youre gonna have to get over to enjoy it
230 on bench
What the fuck
I wanna shot things in a big ass robot
Aren't u in ur 2nd year of highscolll
330 on squat
Nah I been slacking😭 I only got a permit lol
Bro
The sidebosses in dlc 2 and 3 are also goddamn trainwrecks
C’mon
I got bout 130 on bench
My college classes taking up hella time
Actually 140
I warm up with 185 

Gimme music and I'll 1RM 185 (trust me)
What's the methid
Real
Uhhhhhh
you can do that but youll have to get used to being auditorily and optically blasted by a million indicators of different projectiles and enemies about to hit you and how to react appropriately and efficiently keep track of whatever the fuck is going on
Nah I def cap at maybe 165 for 1RM at most rn
wtf bad apple game reference??
Bro gatekeeping 😭
there are some like borderline bullet hell moments in armored core 6
So the first thing is to be 180 pounds right
And hella insecure
What I do is I use my secret 3rd and 4th arms to support the bar
Seems kinda sad
I was able to almost double my max
I'll give a pro tip. Just become fat as fuck
Like inhumanly fat. Your bench will increase
I haven’t tried growing more arms yet but I’ve heard from people who have that it really works
I try to eat a lot
So you lose 20 pounds while simultaneously becoming stronger
Ngl
Hella easy boss fight
Idk haven’t played
All my big friends can bench like 250 they got the advantage
Godskin noble can def bench 3 plates
Idk why people complained so much about it
heard cherynobl is really good for this
nooooooo muffin gone :(
TRUE
my personal advice is to get really good at avoiding attacks and use a light-weight loadout with reverse-jointed legs. youll look like a cool fucking bird and be able to jump real high and move real fast
gwnj 
Godskin duo fun too
Only played DS3 to Friede
I’ll probably understand tbis once I play the game
Bro I’m out here with my max bench at 85 😭
yeah
Tbat theme is a banger
Tbf I don’t bench often
I did
Vocals go crazy
tbh just play around with different armored core parts dont actually follow my advice. fucking around w the customizability and feeling out what works for you is half the fun
And I probably could’ve done 90 that time cause I did like 3 reps of 85 but I think we increased by 10 after
But I learned legs release a ton of Testosterone in the body if you work them
That’s why I don’t skip leg day
I’m tryna put on weight
Legs are the best
Gained 10 pounds in a month
cat 
Stayed there for like 3 months
W
Gained 5 pounds a month later
gmwnj
I’m gonna have to do a mini cut fit the next week or so
y'all should i be a boy or a girl in stardew valley
Ate a little too much today
My body just be weird 😭
the gym talk is my sign to bow out i have no place in this conversation
🍿🍄
JUST KISS ALREADY
speedrunners run with female characters
i-
I just need to be consistent
I gotta get big as fuck. Something so My arms can get bigger
My bench progression slowed down
Cause I don’t go nearly enough
i am speechless...
It’s hard with school
what's the benefit
I workout at school
parent gifts when you reach certain money thresholds iirc, its not much
personally i don't identify as either but it'd be nice be able to go back and forth on a whim
Have a bunch of stuff this time of the year until like end of February
My school doesn’t have anything I can use to work out with unfortunately
have you played before
is there a limit or do you need an item like in terraria
I should just do calisthenics at home though
nope
you need to do something to unlock the thing which lets you change your gender
When I can’t go to gym
Why did the devs make changing your gender require a whole sidequest irl
in the game i mean
Pullups will do crazy numbers for ur back
do you want spoilers
During the break I tried to do 100 pushups a day just to keep my chest like stimulated ig
i don't mind spoilers
makes it all the more rewarding
ok, if you meet a wizard, you gotta befriend him to a certain point to unlock the thing
Fair enough
Big legs is where it’s at
i WORKED for my girl pills damnit
can you ever be locked out of this
no
ah cool
There's quest requirements too like some places don't even allow it
okay but i'ma kiss cat like he's my pet
Don’t have a lullup bar unfortunately
Ima blame leg genetic s
sdv is pretty good with not locking you out of stuff
I feel like quads and glutes is like natural for me
It’s crazy, dude
I got that mewtwo build fr
Born to do squats, forced to do chest
Ugh I need a cat
Also my ass can only do like 3 middle chin ups 😭
But hey a year ago I could probably only do 2 so
I was like that once
That ain't even bad. Avg person might not be able to do any
ROLL CREDITS 🎬
Improvement
I was just in a target and they were playing an Alvin and the chipmunks cover of party rock anthem
Average person CANT do any
Whaaa
Kinda sad tbh
sounds like my kinda party
They’re bored
I thought I was ass at pullups until I realized doing lat pulldown and Barbell Row prior nerfed me.
By the time I’m 60 I should be able to do 50
I use pull ups to warm up
last things i think, how long does it take to befriend the wizard and once you do can you must switch on a whim
Avg person is like obese in America so yeah it makes sense
One day hollowcord will make me an ironic gif
I’m trying to do 30 in a row
what the fuck 😭
And eventually 40 to break my brother’s record
YOUEE NOG AN ONLY CHOLd????
got his brain absolutely rattled by this information
Wtf but you give off only child vibes
I'm lucky to get around 10😂
Strong af silly
I get that a lot
Vibes can be misleading
Ig youngest siblings are kinda like only children depending on how much older they are
~~ they were in college as I was growing up~~
Wait who else do u get only child vibes from?
I think you have a younger sister
You’re the oldest
my older siblings are 3 and 12 and 13 years older
Zamn!
What vibes do I give off
Someone said I gave off “older brother” vibes once
i was effectively an only child through all of high school and up until i moved out of my parents’ house
depends how often you interact with him, and how you interact with him, talking to him every day would let you access it in about half an ingame year, but you can also give him gifts
to use the thing to switch, it costs 500g which hopefully isnt too much for you by the time you unlock it
I'm the only child ur sensing
Haven’t spoken to you enough unfortunately
Chat what about me
Mysterious and unreadable
I’ll take it
you give younger sibling vibes
U definitely an only child
bastard vibes
big bitch vibes
damn
Damn so we all suck at guessing
Are u calling him fat?😭
I’m the oldest
absolute stinker vibes
I’m a mistake 
fucked up
no I'm calling him a big bitch
Hey I might be too
Nah but I couldn’t ask for a more loving family
You never really know
guh
My parents were 40 when I rolled around
i know for a fact my sister was planned but im unsure if i was
I think I probably was planned cause my parents were married 2 years before they had me
But idk fs
I was planned but parents had me late
I don’t know why I’m here or if I was intended but I’m alive and that’s good enough for me
I refuse to believe my parents had my 3 year old brother and that's when they decided yeah we need a new one
My sister is almost 9 years younger than me but allegedly she was planned
Window you’re an only child aren’t you
Bro why my chest muscles gotta look like boobs sometimes 
exactly
Breaking news new op mtf strat dropped
100 push-ups a day
luckily I was angelic and perfect so it ended up fine
granted my sister was an abnormally lovely and not loud little kid so maybe mine werent overwhelmed enough to decide against having a second
Muscle mommy mtf strat
Mhmmm… sure
I don't know who you are

“Damn this one’s quiet let’s get a new one”
Why?
What is ftm
what
I don't like that term
Female to male
could I ask you don't use it
Cuz they be more manly than I’ll ever be 
Sure Rosie sorry
I’ve seen some JACKED DUDES right?
Is there one you would prefer or should I avoid bringing the subject up when you’re around, just for future reference
same
just say trans man or woman ftm and mtf are weird
ok but u gotta od on-
Then I look at their profile and they got the trans flag in their bio
Sure thing
And I’m like
they aren't great terms
ftm and mtf confuse me so much because i forget which one i am and like etc etc
Bro wtf I’m losing 
i get you, theyre not inherently negative but they feel weird and clinical to me
EVAN :D REMEMBER ME?
HIIII GWNJ
Just add more testosterone and you'll win
still unemployed?
Would it be alr if I used transmasc and transfem
Evanporie???!!!
What happened to evanporie
diedd!!
Is that you or a different person
yep
And what happened to uh
@strong veldt honestly might make my Social handles “natty Knight” for fitness stuff
mee but i dont like that name so
orchid !!!
Okay hi orchid
ok stfu go away
ok :3
wtf
hii
Anybody know that lore regular from late 2020
yeah that's fine, the problem with ftm and mtf is the implication that their gender changed, I'm not male to female because I was never male other people just said I was
LORE REGULAR
With the jigglypuff pfp
hii yesnt
kirbstar?
Ah, that makes sense
Kirbstar is a baby to me
kirby funkopop...
hello pee three ay bee (stop) ((real))
Like a Pat Pat cutie pututie

Man I’m really sleep deprived rn 
fordo we were never a "we"
But we gotta grind out this work
Then go to sleep
I’m getting injured more easily
OMG EVAN :D
What!
oops
But you used "we" right there
hate this stupid foolish-ass tomato man with beard why is he looking like that? DAMN HIM DAMN HIM DAMN HIM
it feels clinical in the sense that clinical transgender things are outdated and factually wrong
oh also do you also have to go through a whole procedure to change your name?
for sure
That's tough.
im pretty sure you change with the same thing as your gender
Ofc I’ll be wearing my knight helmet tho
grandpa it's been so long
For identity sake
since i'm been singing this stupid song
ah interesting

since last i've seen my son lost to this monster
Want me to drive over and chemically induce you
Good luck
what are you guys talking about
takes a lot of paperwork, a lot of people (including me) take a while to get it officially changed because it’s a massive hassle
sdv
oh
stardew?
ya]
i thought you were talking about real life 😭
CAT PLAYS STARDEW?????
How Cap is gonna use medical-grade anesthesia on silly
I have like 15 minutes of driving experience on a main road but it should be mostly empty right now surely
starting now yeahg
you just change your name by being friends with the wizzer dontcha?
No 
i asked it on a whim for my birthday
It’s not 
V
I was there earlier today
Remember I won my tennis tournament right?
Oh nice
wtf Tesla
What school did you play
without me.....? 🥺 stardew is like literally MY game.....
That'd be a pretty cool online persona. With the progress you've made u def have an experience to share
my birthday's in less than two weeks :D
No Tesla is stinky
A lot
here's my lil guy i dunno what to call them yet
Least the medal looks cool
I’ll have to teach my car to drive but after that it should be good
also stardew valley doesn't have an NB option, stupid game
bingus organ farm
Imatater
Bros got that Learning algorithm car
True
how do you teach a car to drive
Read that as fungus
The rot brainrot is strong
Install a brain I got off the black market
Ofc
it is stupid because there's a non binary character
Give it a negative review
when my birthday comes around I'm going to change to my airy pfp, but with a birthday hat on top
actually you could probably create a robot that uses the wheel and pedals and everything that contains an advanced AI
i'll just have to haggle with a wizard bitch to be genderfluid fml
could ai replace ismoil
That’s true lord knows I get too hungry to install a brain
Or you could instal a black market brain
giving me ideas
you don't have to haggle with rasmodius you just have to be his friend.....
scarf 😭
gender fluidity at the cost of being poisoned by excess magic
true
there might be a mod that lets you be nb
Illithid
there has to be
there's definitely a mod for that considering the modding scene for sdv is rpetty big
what does that mean
does that actually give you a debuff 
no
dont think so
Illithid
what do i call my lil guy
scarfyy
grunk
found one immediately
imo
i'm on switch 😔
yeah theres no way there wouldnt be a mod for that
lmao i have an oc named hana
unluck
there's a poly mod I love that one.....
free love is very popular yeah
I think it's fun to collect as many wives (and krobus) as I can
going with Grunk, any other offers
Chat
Void juice sucks all the gender out of a bug’s body and Hornet is "the gendered child" so the knight is non-binary
No further questions
i was thinking charlie since that's gender neutral
Many women is nice 
But then again only one to love is infinity better
I don't ever marry Haley tho because she's a cunt
LMFAO
tomorrow I'm going to hornitos for the weekend
goodbye everyone
see ya next week
Was this a question in the first place?
and I always leave penny till last because she's basic
Bye Camel ily
see im somewhat unhealthy and form crushes on fictional characters that will never feel anything for me and im not poly irl so id feel wrong doing that
…no
Real ones marry sebastion 🔥
Then why did you state it? 
my favourite is maru so if I'm not playing with the mod I marry maru
oh nvm rory
My brain’s workings are complex and mysterious
no I have self respect
yeahg going with rory
TRUE
thats actually kinda a hot take
My brain is trying to decipher Spanish rn
Who tf is rory
buger are you serious
name for ct's charactem
OH
No I did it as a joke once WORST choice I made
they're picking a name for their own character
YALL
my stardew person/rory gilmore
yeah true
He does NOT give anything good
I copped a really good 3D printer yesterday

none of the candidates give anything good really
W
my best friend always marries Sebastian or Shane she has something wrong with her
because the point is to not make any of them better than the others..
I can print my Mandalorian armor now
Can you 3d print a burger
Yes
Can you 3d print me 40 pounds of muscle
although ca kinda did that through gift preferences already
Thats so awesome sauce
hey she has a type and she knows it dont judge her smh
You gotta earn that
How did it taste
Okay how about duck tape
Metallic
Nah
she has no self respect
Can you 3d print the outer wilds solar system
Damn this is a lame ass 3d printer
Me walking to the duck pond

How’d you rate it out of 10
hhhhh realmente te qiero llamar algo chistoso pero es un poco grosero
Me gusta burgers
6.5/10
Too much metal
honestly 3d printers are kinda lame in general
to be fair to my best friend the male marriage candidates are all pretty boring
Whats burger in spanish
i suck at writing in spanish but speaking comes naturally
Jessie what the fuck are you talking about
hamburgesa iirc
sebastian has crazy-ass purple sonic hair. id never go for that personally but i get where shes coming from
At least you got plenty of minerals
gringo
/lh
Holy guacamole
his hair is just black.....
Yes Cuh 
solo espero que tengas un buen dia :)
2018 called
what no its purple
Yeah, I printed it in 2018
im looking at it rn with my own two eyes its a dark purple
...son las neuve de la tarde 😭
Learned that I’ll never been fluent in Spanish cuz I’m learning it now and not when I was younger
Authentic artifact
well yeah but it's meant to be read as black
I think it's meant to be read as black
para mi son las dos de la mañana ._.
well maybe they should just make it black instead of purple 🙄
Today I considered printing Wheatley from portal 2 but I didn’t because I grew up a decade ago 
Archeologists digging it up wondering what it is
good day to you then 
sebastian is a man of purple in my heart
server language is English we're kind of skirting a line here kek
I love the alcohol addict
(This is your setup to note that 2003 grievous is older than Wheatley)
wait burger you're not serious
No
My favourite might be penny iirc
My pfp is NOT
FUCKING
WHEATLEY
anyway named them rory I'm starting my stardew playthrough 
Glhf
Blue portal 1 core = Wheatley
It’s the cake core
injector needle driver
Camel is back already omg
Nothing you get to do about it
Okay brb y’all
Buh bye for now
now I'm disappearing good bye
Bye camel 😔
Injector needle gun
the nameless blue core from portal 1 is my favorite character
Is it the intelligence core 
If you get to be pedantic about what year and what cartoon your general grevious I get to be pedantic about my Intelligence/Cake Core
My favorite character is Tugboat from PvZ3
The game is bad but he… he is perfect
Yeah but they’re both blue
There was a pvz3? I forgot
id grab that thang by its weird handlebars and smash it against a pile of bricks until it was simply no more
Wheatley has a pupil tho 
C’mon, that’s just rude
You gotta dispose of it via incinerator, do it properly smh
I know 
It’s currently just in a soft release
What would happen if I hypothetically touched pvz3
Practically nothing except pvz1 or modern warfare 1 or 2 were good iirc
you would start rotting
What one is pvz3 btw
simon let's play some bullet
Delectable
my favorite character is the tugboat that they were going to add to half life 3. it had a lovely face but playtesters got too sad when they had to kill it halfway through the game and turned it off so the game was cancelled
lichess?
sure i can make an account
im outside rn
Shoutout to Crazetopher David Blazing III
And lichess ratings are usually higher too!!
I’m keeping my organs, thank you
lichess 1500 puzzles are like chesscom 2400 puzzles 
betrayal.....
not that you could change it if you wanted
I love lethal company sm
overtaken by mask?
no
No just murder
she was just hitting the dead corpse for the jokes
the implication that my grandfather would actually name it this and his ghost is preventing me from changing it
Lichess 2300 puzzles are like chess.com 3100 puzzles...
it just happens that I walked towards her while she was swinging
And then i proceed to laugh at it
damn u died to 1 hit of shovel
I was at critical health yeah
I will hit you with one soon
And then it happened again with me lol
atleast that one you were ensnared by a snare flea
honest mistake
I think i'll get an actual mic soon 
Omg
peng vc arc 
Ive had this glorious webcam mic for almost 2 years
Yes
whats the ss disc topic of today
Microphones
I think my mic is decent now
I had to manually lower the volume here but it doesn't seem to clip when I'm screaming
more like
My mic is garbage 🔥
if i put my mic up close to my mouth it gets so fucked up
I should do a session where i tape my mic to my chin
well thats just true for any mic
depends really
Yeah some mics are more durable and require more bite force to be damaged
Who's chewing mics?
if you speak at a normal volume with your mic really close to your mouth id think it universally sounds pretty bad
I can swallow my microphone
no dont do that
i know nothing about audio engineering though
This is like a tech review video voiceover
I've learned a fair bit about recording audio recently for reasons 

hate backgroudn noise
less background noise
but yes
Although I don't know how discord handles audio
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST FOUND THE MOST HORRIBLE VOICE RECORDING ON MY PC
Omg please share
Its too loud though

you sure?
send
(Volume warning for real, turn it down to like 10 or 20 percent)
what the fuck
The so called "unbreakable human will" when the temperature changes by 10°
why would you record this

Theres one with just me breathing heavily into the mic too
Ok im not gonna send anymore
Good
Mmmm cat bread
what did i just came...
Good morning fellow cool people
good morning
DONT SCROLL UP!! :(
nah my laptop just showed it

None
dang
Why is Peter Griffin undergoing a lunar eclipse
Negative rizz
i hate BLOBs
de blob :3
🤨
What provoked this
What provoked THIS
Cats do that to retain warmth
Incorrect that is a gang meetup
Cat Loafs in their natural habitat
True
kaixo luffy
I want all of them 
Aloha Emu
. Mmmmm
Cat Piece of Bread?
Imagine what would happen if there was a sudden stop
Mind powers
Goodnighty
Gn
it would just smoosh up against the windshield
Oh I won
@prisma meteor do you ever get a map or
Buh bye
Me like 10 mins ago
this is gonna be me n 10 mins
is that frieza
GUH??? I can't disable the Calamity mod
no
you get one at the start if you press the m button.....
You can never escape
I want to play Masochist mode c'mon
Watchu playing scarfy
friezher more like
there's mods that make the map show where NPC's are I loooove those
@flat remnant

if you play with me i can teach you the way to be awesome and perfect at the game.....
I'm on nintendo
insensitive rosie 🙄
cat playing raria real????
I FROGT!!!!
finally

I've spent two weeks passing out from exhaustion every single day from getting lost
so i cant play with you because concerned ape hates crossplay and also fun
me_irl
the map isnt that big buddy......
ok but sense of direction doesnt care about map size
I'm like a goldfish
i was playing LC earlier and got lost behind a corner
There we go now calamity is disabled just had to delete it
I died because I followed a skinwalker and got necksnapped by a bracken
what
istgi lost so many herb things and a few geodes because i don't know how to store anything
why are you playing without rosie tbh tbh
make a chest girliepop
so far I've grown a total of 3 plants and all of them are still underground
For some reason I could not disabled the calamity mod
how...
are you watering them every day?
because we downloaded so many mods we fucked everything up lmao
open your inventory and find the hammer icon
yeah i mean planted
thats the crafting menu
ohh
terraria sucks hop off
im looking for gender wizard so i can do the rat quest
the game gives you 15 seeds at the beginning how did you lose them
clover L, point and laugh
hes south of your farm
True! But I need to beat Masochist mode
i lost the plants you get from axing leaving on the ground
ask me like any question cat i know this game like the back of my hand
rosie let me be bad at sdv 🥺
no..... dont do that....
corn and clover, both plants, both hate terraria. coincidence?
don't lose the plants or don't axe the leaves

common Plantae L
corn hates it i don't
im just repeating his constant "terraria sucks" line
I'm allowed to hate on terraria
oh no i misunderstood, i thought you meant you axed the plants you were given at the start
did you not get 15 parsnip seeds at the start?
in a little package on the floor in your hourse
yeah
isnt there like calamity enchantments
planted 3 of them
lile enchantment of brimstone goth
LMAO cat plant all of them
i haven't unearthed them despite them beibg fully grown
im gonna do my commissions in genshit brb
There is but you need to play with clamity wich I don't
cat just plant all of them you need the money from selling the completed crop
GUH
and also harvest the ones you have so crows dont eat them
i'm lost again
yall do i get yoimiya or raiden
fuck i'll just wear myself out from exhaustion so i go back home
i have raiden already but if i get her again i upgrade her
do you want my help finding your way back
you lose money and sometimes items if you pass out
nope i can spare $40
and you wont have full energy the next day
loki i hate the energy mechanic in stardew
the way you are playing this game is stressing me out scruffy
lemme work the field without passing out 
i just want to get rid of the ugly rocks in my land :(
you just do something else all day and then use up your remaining energy at the end of the day cleaning up your farm and it just gets cleaner day by day
thats how i always do it
stressing me out cat!!!!
okay so
i passed out from exhaustion woke up to rain crafted a chest except my inventory was full so i had to throw away sap to make room for it
its definitely better to play with someone whos played before for your first playthrough
put stuff like wood and stone in it and finally got my 3 parsnips
why 3
and now i'm hearing cave noises....
i didn't plant all of them i didn't know i had to
if its raining it was probably just a frog sound effect
well you dont have to, but generally just do it
nirvana or something
you dont HAVE to but theres also no reason to keep them
wait did you get day 5 rain
this is day 11
ope
can i own stardew on my switch i can help you PLEASE
hhhh
do you read your mail
i dunnk
they left their parsnips in the ground for ages even tho they were finished
yeah
did you do stuff which the mail said
did you get your fishy rod
you can go read your old letters in the collection menu
where do i sell my parsnies
the wooden box next to your house
These comments without context are hilarious
it will be taken in the night and youll get the money in the morning
i tried to give a geode to clint and he thought it was a gift and the next day i checked on him and it said the geode was a "disliked gift"
you have to go into his store if you want him to open it
and pay him a little money
make sure you arent holding anything when you talk to people
he cant do it on the spot
guy stole my geode 😤
they will do that
he was just confused leave him alone......
also in like a few hours you will be swimming in them
i mean i doubt theyve discovered the mines....
theyll get there
let me help you cat.....
There really is no rush. Cat will figure it out in no time and be a pro farmer
pro meth dealer ideally
yeah but its stressing ME out and so they are doing it wrong
everything is about ME
Dont pay attention then
or go play if you want to optimize
(people who optimize stardew need help)
i wanna play with them so i can help.....
right now i have a few quest options i have meeting the wizard and exploring the mines
among other stuff like finding an axe or building a scarecrow or something
i dont like ultra optimize but i do a little bit of maths off the top of my head and try and maximize like on the spot but i dont bother using like calculators or looking stuff up
personally i kind of want to meet the gender wizard since he'll help me with the mayor and the old town hall thing and soon i can befriend him for devious purposes
if you build a scarecrow that will help because it will stop crows from stealing your goods
but i could see why i should adventure in the mines
do that then
hes south of your house
leave your farm from the south and then in the next screen go to the west side and then go south untill you see his tower
whoopsies!
im gonna die cat i cant talk to you about this wahhhh
STRESSING ME OUT!!!!!
lol
I GOT TO THE WIZARD TOWER JUST AT 11 20 PM GRRRRRAH
hes gonna give you a yummy potion
gives you estrogen
if it helps 7 out of those first 9 days i spent outside my house doing nothing but flooding my inventory with rocks and wood trying to clear it out and the other 2 i got lost and died of exhaustion in the middle of town
yippee!
theres boob juice in that cauldron
it doesnt!!!!
i guess..... 😖
i passed out of exhaustion aga- oh wait thats new
is this your first time ever making money lmao
yeah
did you plant the rest of your seeds
i lost 31 of those from doja peeps charging my sleepy time
a day ago now yah
yeah................................................................................................
gg on 105 gollars
at first i was indifferent to the mayor's plight but now i get it
those doja guys are evil
Corpos man. Chums hate them
Jojo is the devil him self

meeting the gender wizard
purple hair and probably pronouns, god bless
everyone has
no....
no....
all the mothers in stardew except jodie are sleeping with someone behind the scenes its fucked up
he gave me weed too no way
(pam is sleeping with me)
Tf else are they gonna do
What?
I love the small town drama stardew has
caroline slept with the wizard and got pregnant, marnie is sleeping with mayor lewis, robin is also sleeping with mayor lewis
so how do you become friends with gender wizard
Rosie dropping that hot goss
I knew about caroline and marnie but not about robin and lewis
if you wear lewis underwear she recognises them
and she starts blushing when saying it
give him one of these things twice a week
woah
the solar and void essence will probably be the easiest
Some of the rarest items
trying to change my pricing
rabits feet arent that rare
dunno if this is worth
Idk even know how you get a pearl
treasure from fishing and fish pond stuff i think
do you deliberately drag out how long something takes to animate to get more money
fish ponds that I never use
no
damb that's lame
Besides I think Blender has a plugin that actually checks if you're idle or not
if you're idle then the timer stops
Why get less for a simple project. If its simpler then it would be less anyways
People see big number
fish ponds are very very useful corn you should for sure be using them
i normally run at least 3 of them
Why do so many wizard wear purple, is it just a magical colour?
the colour of magic is octarine
where are the mines again
mountains
Underground
you can go up from your farm through the backwoods, or up through the town
go north from your farm and then go east until you find them
i think in another life i was a hunter gatherer that got my group killed from getting them lost somewhere 
