sk-discussion

[uncut citrus]

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[olive bobcat]

Do you want glasses or blindfold

[vale temple]

glasses would be better

[olive bobcat]

Aye aye

[dusty nimbus]

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[uncut citrus]

:>

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/crushed-gif-7913434

[uncut citrus]

:<

[cold lark]

good morning : D

[uncut citrus]

:)

[olive bobcat]

Nvm this isn't working

Actually wait

[dusty nimbus]

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[uncut citrus]

❌

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dramatic-man-looking-at-sky-gif-20633605

[uncut citrus]

WHO even gave you that

[sinful flare]

@dusty nimbus reminder that parms exams end this week
(sort of)

[uncut citrus]

oh was it

no that was another......

[olive bobcat]

@vale temple It's ready

[dusty nimbus]

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[sinful flare]

reever
........

[uncut citrus]

kaan

...........

[vale temple]

you

[sinful flare]

become my rival of aether

[uncut citrus]

i forgor

[dusty nimbus]

Tried to reply to you Kaan

[sinful flare]

(tomorrow)

[dusty nimbus]

Cat too focused on cat

[uncut citrus]

slay Boobjo

[vale temple]

[sinful flare]

we can barotrauma in the meanwhile..

anyways uhhhhh me depart soon

[dusty nimbus]

Tomorrow?

[sinful flare]

yeah not now cuz i go study more

[dusty nimbus]

Yeah, I know

[opaque sigil]

Nerd

[sinful flare]

i just checked in because i had to plug in my phone

[silent carbon]

Why ping

[silent carbon]

YES

[flat remnant]

so happy for gojo's transition

[sinful flare]

oh that was me accidentally asking you which boon to take in a hades run

[silent carbon]

Daedalus >>>>> but that’s not a boon

[sinful flare]

actually truw

[silent carbon]

I really like hermes’s boons

And demeter

[dusty nimbus]

Deadalus stormbow from terraria

[sinful flare]

actually i just wanted to show off a legendary boon iirc

[silent carbon]

Whats iirc I can’t remember

[opaque sigil]

Was that the aphro one

[sinful flare]

i like demeter and ares call
ares just because you hecome beyblade

[silent carbon]

ARES yes

[sinful flare]

ye aphro legendary

[silent carbon]

Ares amazing

[opaque sigil]

Ares call is funny but it’s not very helpful

[sinful flare]

[opaque sigil]

Blade rifts just don’t do very much

[sinful flare]

i like seeing hot men appear on my screen as i use greater call

[silent carbon]

iirc is iirc iirc

[opaque sigil]

Then… use poseidon

[silent carbon]

Poseidon call broken

[high hedge]

I didn’t know you were uncle pilled

[opaque sigil]

I don’t generally like using Poseidon but the call is good

[wheat sail]

kaan thought you were studying

[opaque sigil]

It’s hades everyone is hot

[olive bobcat]

I like Poseidon's dash a lot

[high hedge]

Yeah but Poseidon has major uncle energy

[olive bobcat]

Uncles can be hot too

[opaque sigil]

Why would you ever want to move an enemy away from you smh sounds like real coward behavior

[olive bobcat]

Hear me out

[silent carbon]

Artemis is good too

[quartz cave]

im sorry?

[olive bobcat]

Dash pushes the enemy back and damages them
Just dash again to get closer and for more damage
Then again

[opaque sigil]

Artemis isnt that good, but when I use aspect of nemesis I go for her stuff

[silent carbon]

I remember abusing crit chance

[quartz cave]

This is slander

[silent carbon]

Legit easiest run of my life but I don’t remember much else

[opaque sigil]

If you can get the thing that marks targets whenever you crit you will never have any trouble with normal enemies again

[silent carbon]

Yuh that too

[wheat sail]

hadez nuts

[silent carbon]

Okay I’m leadings

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/spookster-spooky-fnaf-plush-gif-26302677

[silent carbon]

Leaving

[wheat sail]

Bye joker

[high hedge]

Artemis gave me my fastest run

She made my dash attack go crazy

[quartz cave]

No apollo?

[hidden yarrow]

hey @wheat sail here's your present. I wasn't able to make it 18k... but it still ended up being 12k so I'm sure that's enough

[olive bobcat]

I can't see a difference

[wheat sail]

Thanks, dunno how I'll use this but

[hidden yarrow]

that's because 1080p monitors can only display up to 1080p

[quartz cave]

There is no difference imo

[hidden yarrow]

you can make a 1 meter poster for your room for it lol

[olive bobcat]

I think he's lying

[hidden yarrow]

lying?

[wheat sail]

A 1 meter poster 🥺

[hidden yarrow]

check the details of the picture and look at the height and width then.

[olive bobcat]

Nah

I shouldn't have to

[quartz cave]

Liar imo

[hidden yarrow]

meow whatever you say lazybones salad

[olive bobcat]

That's sneezybones salad to you

[hidden yarrow]

ok I'll call you that after you look at this picture

[olive bobcat]

I ain't reading allat

[hidden yarrow]

just look at the image section

[quartz cave]

Not reading allat to find the "image" section

[hidden yarrow]

the image section is the 2nd one from top to bottom

Sheesh you guys are literally trying to make me feed you by the spoon

[quartz cave]

Why are you so set on explaining such complex stuff

[olive bobcat]

What's that pic supposed to mean

[quartz cave]

Also the second one what

[olive bobcat]

Why am I looking at the image section

[hidden yarrow]

its supposed to mean my mood

[olive bobcat]

I don't get it

[quartz cave]

Thats a rather complex interpretation

[hidden yarrow]

well you guys called me a liar

what's wrong with defending myself?

[wheat sail]

Stop bullying this man ☹️

[coarse leaf]

So your mood is 32 bit depth

[quartz cave]

no,,,,,,,,,,,

[olive bobcat]

Yeah cause you lied

[cold lark]

What happened?

[hidden yarrow]

I didn't

[olive bobcat]

You literally did

[hidden yarrow]

I upscaled a picture and they told me I lied about the reolution

[quartz cave]

You did tho,,,,

[olive bobcat]

In 4k

[olive bobcat]

Fake

[hidden yarrow]

try making me out to be a liar now meow

nope

[olive bobcat]

Why would I make you out
That's gross

[hidden yarrow]

can't fake that text

[coarse leaf]

Looks fake to me idk

[quartz cave]

You said 12k

[olive bobcat]

I bet I could fake that text ngl

[quartz cave]

You LIAR

[coarse leaf]

I could so fake that text lmao

[hidden yarrow]

12k is a representation of megapixels, and I'm pretty sure that's the equivalent pixel count of the needed megapixels for 12k

[olive bobcat]

Tf is a megapixel

[quartz cave]

Nuh uh that says 11

[olive bobcat]

They make them in bulk now?

[cold lark]

I think the image is fake

[hidden yarrow]

why do you say that?

[quartz cave]

I think they are fake

[olive bobcat]

The picture is so fake

[quartz cave]

Theres no way they are real after lying about allthis

[hidden yarrow]

this is ridiculous lol, I'm just gonna disappear now.

[olive bobcat]

Why are you posting fake images bro

[quartz cave]

Fleeing after spreading missinformation!!!!

Smh they think theyll be free

[hidden yarrow]

you posted it first, then I upscaled it

[olive bobcat]

Nah I didn't post a thing

[quartz cave]

Aluo wouldnt lie

[coarse leaf]

The funniest part is that technically it actually isnt 12k lmao, 12k would be 12288x6480

[olive bobcat]

Lying is for bad people

[quartz cave]

I remember once he tried to post a fake but it was SOOOOO unbelieveable he swore to never do it again

Right aluo?

[olive bobcat]

Benji sure set me straight!

[quartz cave]

Yeah

[sacred stratus]

hi Ismoil

[quartz cave]

Hi

[sacred stratus]

why you greek?

[hidden yarrow]

you didn't post a picture eh?

[opaque sigil]

Why not be Greek

[olive bobcat]

No, I didn't

[sacred stratus]

they are lame

[quartz cave]

Because greek

[hidden yarrow]

click on the ping

[quartz cave]

WHAT

[olive bobcat]

That sounds like a scam

[quartz cave]

Why are you betraying me frosty

[opaque sigil]

Ooh discord drama

[hidden yarrow]

you sound stuck up meow

[quartz cave]

YOU sound stuck up imo imo ngl iirc tbh

[olive bobcat]

Why are you meowing

[opaque sigil]

Aluo idk if they recognize you’re doing a bit

[sacred stratus]

they get killed by more badass things like Chimera

[hidden yarrow]

because I'm a cat.

[olive bobcat]

I'd hope not

[quartz cave]

Not yrue

[olive bobcat]

That's what makes it funny

[quartz cave]

Not tammo outing aluo 😔

[sacred stratus]

that a nice argument Ismoil why won't you back it up with a sauce?

[quartz cave]

Why dont YOU back it up

Who said the chimera actually killed greeks???

[opaque sigil]

Frosty said it first

[quartz cave]

Source?????????

[sacred stratus]

uhmm uhhh

[quartz cave]

You cant start an argument and make me do the research for you

Source: me, im the god of arguments

[sacred stratus]

I am the source

[opaque sigil]

Checkmate atheists

[quartz cave]

I dont think youre old enough to know what the chimera even looked like

[quartz cave]

They said a baseless argument first

[quartz cave]

Here

[sacred stratus]

I'm older than you

[quartz cave]

Nah not really

[wheat sail]

Y'all are waffling

[quartz cave]

Ismoils have existed since the start of time

[wheat sail]

Frrr ☠️

[quartz cave]

Therefore no one can be older than ismoil, because time didnt exist before that

[sacred stratus]

then you admit that you are old

[hidden yarrow]

what is an Ismoils?

[quartz cave]

Checkmate

[sacred stratus]

checkmate

[uncut citrus]

i just so happened to just copy this image

[quartz cave]

I never said that

[uncut citrus]

crazy imo

[wheat sail]

gg

[quartz cave]

Because time was invetned TODAY

[sacred stratus]

oh no you have Alzheimer too

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-csi-miami-glasses-sunglasses-horatio-caine-gif-14033607

[quartz cave]

(I would know im the god of time)

[hidden yarrow]

meh those clothes look a bit too expensive for my taste

[sacred stratus]

damn I gotta go to sleep

I'm tire

[wheat sail]

good night tire

[sacred stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/tyre-sales-sydney-tyre-shop-sydney-tyre-service-tyre-repair-sydney-gif-27091472

[quartz cave]

Tired of getting ROASTED by the sun

[uncut citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/mimimimimi-cat-sleeping-snoring-cat-sleeping-cat-drooling-cat-gif-23979759

[sacred stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/sunlight-photosynthesis-eat-sunlight-taste-gif-16873599

Radiance bossfight be like

[quartz cave]

Radiance is a disgrace to apollo

[hidden yarrow]

are you supposed to be the sun?

[sacred stratus]

TASTE THE SUN

[novel hound]

Just use sunscreen

Problem solved

[quartz cave]

Its metaphorical

[quartz cave]

(I would know, im the god of poetry)

(Also the god of the sun)

[opaque sigil]

And oracles

[flat remnant]

apollo pls hit me with the gift of prophecy 🥺

[quartz cave]

And music

[opaque sigil]

Apollo is kind of a weird grab bag ngl

[quartz cave]

I will give you the gift of ONE prophecy

[quartz cave]

And healing

[flat remnant]

which one

[quartz cave]

Now thats the cool trick, you are the oracle

[opaque sigil]

“Apollo has been recognized as a god of archery, music and dance, truth and prophecy, healing and diseases, the Sun and light, poetry, and more.”

Ok bro chill

[quartz cave]

I LOVE PLAGUES ‼️

[violet path]

WHAT

Like the bubonic one?

[quartz cave]

Every

[flat remnant]

ismoil caused covid...

[wheat sail]

Want another lockdown

[quartz cave]

Ok im sorry i did not mean it to make it THAT powerful

JOKY?!?!?!?!?!

[marsh ibex]

if you view it through the lens as “light god who does good” it makes more sense

[violet path]

Covids not a plague >:(

[quartz cave]

HI JOKYYYYY

[marsh ibex]

and well I can’t necessarily say good because of his romantic endeavors

hey ismo

[opaque sigil]

I’m just saying Apollo is a bit of a Mary sue in the Greco-Roman pantheon

[marsh ibex]

Eh

nah

Zeus is the mary sue if anything

He’s orders of magnitude stronger than everyone else

[opaque sigil]

Zeus does get away with some bullshit

[marsh ibex]

or athena

[violet path]

We talking about gow or like the actual mythology

[marsh ibex]

like I’m pretty sure zeus straight up strips apollo of his godhood in some stories

[quartz cave]

The mythology 😭

[violet path]

Hard to tell

[wheat sail]

Tired of being what you want me to be

[quartz cave]

He does (fuck zeus)

[marsh ibex]

Well we literally never see Apollo in GOW so

[wheat sail]

Feeling so faithless lost unsee the surface

[marsh ibex]

idk you tell me

[violet path]

Havent played any of them

[opaque sigil]

That could be institutional power and not divine power

[marsh ibex]

he doesn’t even get a passing mention like Artemis does with her blades

[quartz cave]

Apollo bow based tho (i literally just played gow becausd of it)/j

[uncut citrus]

surely this is real

[opaque sigil]

YouTube wouldn’t have wrong things so surely

[violet path]

I remember i used to know so much greek mythology bcs percy jackson but I’ve forgotten most of it

[marsh ibex]

I mean he also was a key player in the titan war, basically soloed Typhon upon round two, etc etc

[violet path]

Well it says real

[uncut citrus]

[quartz cave]

Wtf talking about percy jackson isnt there a new ep today

[violet path]

Oh is the disney show any good?

[marsh ibex]

And zeus does have the power to give and take away godhood which isn’t something

[quartz cave]

Yes

[marsh ibex]

it’s better than the movies
some changes I don’t really get or agree with but

[wheat sail]

Throw shit on a wall one turd may stick

Bring in the ai writers

[olive bobcat]

Time to buy another Rayman game

[dusk wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-vibes-cliphy-december-eve-gif-13134652

when silksong releases

[heavy nacelle]

wrf the first time i check ss disc in 100 years and its still the same quesiton

[violet path]

The movies are great but terrible

In the sense that theyre a horrible adaptation but enjoyable as their own thing

[marsh ibex]

meh

they still suck as their own thing

the continuity between the two movies is awful

[flat remnant]

silksong is not the second coming of christ 💀

[wheat sail]

Oooo

[dusk wyvern]

i kniow

[dusk wyvern]

but it shall save me from an eternal bordom

[flat remnant]

what is it with the fixation on a fucking game guh

[olive bobcat]

Go play Rayman Origins or smth

[flat remnant]

there are other games

[quartz cave]

Mf is gonna play it once or twice and forget it ever existed

[quartz cave]

People are not mentally well

[wheat sail]

If silksong ain't good I'm taking team Cherry's hq and pushing it north

[flat remnant]

i got u fam

[limpid nebula]

A friend from school has a book called “Magical boy” that’s about a trans boy that descended from a lineage of magical girls and has to deal with having to save the world

[flat remnant]

oh that i've seen some of that

it was originally a webcomic i had no idea they published it

[wheat sail]

Soundsike harry potter

[limpid nebula]

It’s more gay

[limpid nebula]

Yeah lol

[dusk wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-gif-5535732

[novel hound]

Homo Potter?

[flat remnant]

hhhh i almost said a bad thing trying to make "trans" and "harry potter" work 💀

[limpid nebula]

😨

[violet path]

Speaking of harry potter isnt there also gonna be a disney show for it

[coarse leaf]

LMAO

[quartz cave]

SCARFY

[coarse leaf]

oh my god

[uncut citrus]

Scarfy 🥹

[flat remnant]

I'm sorry 😭

[violet path]

I just got it 😭

[unborn dome]

did you guys hear that there’s a spider man 2 fan port for pc that already runs perfectly
Apparently there just working on fixing up the textures and it’ll be ready really soon

[violet path]

I would say dont pirate especially a game like sm2 but fuck playstation exclusives so thats actually awesome news

[quartz cave]

Ps5: gets one singular exclusive game
Pc porters:

[unborn dome]

never underestimate the pirates

[opaque sigil]

I hope not, it’s a bad franchise (which is also written by a truly horrible human being) and people should just let it die

[violet path]

Nah but its becoming an industry norm to release these huge AAA games that people have been waiting for forever exclusively to ps5 for the first like year and its some bullshit

[flat remnant]

you mean hbo but yeah

[violet path]

I have a ps5 and still think its bullshit

[quartz cave]

When did i say otherwise tho

[opaque sigil]

Sony wants to sell consoles it is what it is

[marsh ibex]

honestly hogwarts legacy is fucking hilarious as an experiment

[violet path]

Jk rowlings gone more cookoo than kanye but cmon Harry Potter is literally one of the best literature works of all time, and with multiple universal theme park lands, a broadway production, 7 books, infinite merch and toys, and the 8 movies its not going to just die out

[marsh ibex]

like it was successful on paper but I have never seen such nothing on a game

[prisma meteor]

it would have been a little funny tho so it's ok

[opaque sigil]

But the books aren’t actually that good

[marsh ibex]

🤨

[violet path]

The shows definitely gonna be terrible though if i had to guess

[marsh ibex]

Literally all buzz was about the controversy

[opaque sigil]

They’re not well written, the setting is incoherent and the characters all just suck

[marsh ibex]

Never have I seen absolutely jackshit about a game I dunno the gameplay loop the story anything

[violet path]

Havent read them in like a year and a half but unless i have dementia i disagree strongly

[marsh ibex]

I just know that it has less spells than Hero has in SSBU

[prisma meteor]

I mean toast how long has it been since you read the series, it's not good

[opaque sigil]

Not to mention the fact that it’s pro slavery and basically fascist in its own right

[violet path]

Heard its not great

[marsh ibex]

They aren’t lmao

[quartz cave]

Hogwarts legacy shouldve been halfblood legacy imo

[marsh ibex]

It’s a very influential series yes but it’s riddled with plot holes nonsensical writing choices shoddy worldbuilding

[coarse leaf]

i liked hogwarts legacy

[quartz cave]

BASED JOKY

[violet path]

Idk ig youre entitled to your opinion

[marsh ibex]

there is a species that is enslaved that likes to be slaves and the person who tries to free them is painted as a joke

[coarse leaf]

harry potter is pretty boring

how is it fascist tho

[novel hound]

did I miss something?

[prisma meteor]

literally the COMEDY plotline of the half blood prince is that a girl (that need I remind you JK Rowling claims is a black girl) is attempting to end slavery at her school and everyone makes fun of her including her best and only friends

[novel hound]

Fascist sounds like a stretch

[coarse leaf]

it is

[marsh ibex]

snail

[opaque sigil]

Have you not read it

[unborn dome]

also a lot of the creatures are racial stereotypes, like the goblins are extremely anti semetic

[flat remnant]

the goblins are a pretty horrible allegory for jewish people but that's more anti-semitism than fascism

[coarse leaf]

i read one book like ages ago can you remind me please

[marsh ibex]

and she didn’t claim she was black she just backpedaled and said “never said she was white” when her shitty stageplay casted her as black

[violet path]

Ok but also jk Rowlings claims after the fact honestly mean nothing at this point

[marsh ibex]

which is honestly worse

[opaque sigil]

The antisemitism and semi fascism are different issues

[violet path]

She claims the play is canon when it literally contradicts the books in its entire premise

[wintry skiff]

who ligma

[coarse leaf]

the goblins are portrayed like they are in like all folk lore ever

[prisma meteor]

even if you disregard that it's still fucked up to make the comedy subplot for your book Hermione trying to end slavery and getting literally nothing done

[opaque sigil]

The books really do the whole bloodline thing and basically paint the existing society as fascist and then say “and this is good, keep it this way”

[marsh ibex]

[opaque sigil]

No they aren’t

[violet path]

Did yall not read the second book or smth

[prisma meteor]

one of the elves is freed and immediately starts being an alcoholic that's fucking gross to put in your book

[flat remnant]

goblins are real

[unborn dome]

Also in the game they named a trans character Sirona Ryan, which is pretty bad

[prisma meteor]

does he know

[stark estuary]

You know there’s literally a Star of David on the floor of the bank

[marsh ibex]

you know dobby is the exception not the rule?

[opaque sigil]

It’s also basically exactly the rhetoric people used to say that abolition of slavery would be bad

[violet path]

Ok i have a violin lesson now bye bye

[prisma meteor]

yeah and fuckin Cho chang

[marsh ibex]

like did you read half blood prince

[stark estuary]

Also please point me towards a piece of media where goblins are bankers/moneylenders

[marsh ibex]

Kingsley Shacklebolt

[flat remnant]

kingsley shacklebolt 💀

[prisma meteor]

and one of the only black people is called like shackle olt

[coarse leaf]

WHAT

[opaque sigil]

Rowling confidently expresses the belief that it was a bad idea to get rid of slavery actually

[violet path]

The only character elves that are mistreated and unhappy get freed iirc

[marsh ibex]

“I’m gonna name my black character
Martin Luther King + shackles”

[marsh ibex]

💀

[opaque sigil]

You must see how that doesn’t make it any better lmao

[wheat sail]

I have a dream

[prisma meteor]

free the cool slaves that help you but actually fix the systemic issue of slavery no sir that's too radical for my book

[stark estuary]

You know the Jewish Wizard is named Anthony Goldstein

[opaque sigil]

“Well they freed some of the slaves but the system is otherwise good”

[opaque sigil]

That’s at least a plausible name

[solemn tartan]

The Irish wizard is named Seamus Finnigan and likes blowing things up

[stark estuary]

There’s also Cho Chang and Sirona Ryan

[coarse leaf]

shacklebolt

[novel hound]

that's all well and good, but what does any of this have to do with fascism?

[prisma meteor]

it's a Jewish name is the point they are making

[marsh ibex]

lmao

[opaque sigil]

Yes giving a Jew a Jewish name is fine

[violet path]

And the fat guy is named cornelius fudge

[flat remnant]

the hispanic wizard's going to be Paco Burritonio

[marsh ibex]

the way the whole elf slavery thing is framed has ties in facism my guy

[prisma meteor]

oh I missed the message....

[coarse leaf]

this will forever be the most dreadful tweet of all time

[prisma meteor]

or no I didn't miss it but I misread it

[opaque sigil]

Well yes but it’s basically the entire conflict of the series that the good fascists are losing power and need to be defended from the bad fascists

But everyone is a fascist

[marsh ibex]

yeah

[opaque sigil]

And there’s never really anything defeating or examining that it’s just how Rowling thinks it should be

[marsh ibex]

“The ministry of magic is bad” good job rowling you did the bare minimum

[prisma meteor]

ehhhh I'm not sure if I would say it's fascism but things can be bad and be not fascism fascism is just a type of bad

[marsh ibex]

good job changing absolutely nothing at the end of the story and just having new figureheads at the top

[prisma meteor]

it's not even that though joker it's JUST the guy in charge

if you replace him everything is magically fine

[opaque sigil]

The point is that it’s actually fascist not just vacuously bad in some vague sense

[prisma meteor]

and the ministry is awesome

[prisma meteor]

yeah and I'm saying I don't really see the fascist ideology in it it's more like neoliberalism typa shit but also I'm dumb

[opaque sigil]

There’s a good amount of both

[marsh ibex]

honestly the series is passable if you just coast through it and try not to think about it

[opaque sigil]

Neoliberalism tends to slide in that direction

[opaque sigil]

Which is not the mark of a good work of writing

[marsh ibex]

cursed child is where she definitely pissed off a lot of fans though

[high hedge]

Tammo what are your thoughts on the goblins

[marsh ibex]

Since there really isn’t any reading of that story that doesn’t make you raise an eyebrow

[opaque sigil]

On Rowling goblins? Immensely antisemetic and it’s insane that anybody would claim they’re not

[prisma meteor]

isn't fascism like the idea of a secret internal evil that needs to be expelled or something idk.....

[opaque sigil]

On goblins in general? Love the stinky little guys

[marsh ibex]

stinky?

you believe all goblins are stinky?

Red flag man

[prisma meteor]

I like when goblins are like steampunk fuckers I think that's awesome

[marsh ibex]

problematic

[opaque sigil]

Shh

Eberron goblins are also good

[novel hound]

not really, but I can kinda see your fascism point

[high hedge]

Did you ever notice the goblin bank has a big Star of David pattern on the floor

[opaque sigil]

Yes

[flat remnant]

for the experts here are these goblins offensive

[prisma meteor]

David is my dad's name bet you didn't know that bitch

[opaque sigil]

You really don’t need the Star of David to know though

Literally one look at them

[prisma meteor]

consider that he has cool suspenders

all his sins are forgiven

[flat remnant]

true

[unborn dome]

they didn’t even try to hide it

[prisma meteor]

the guy earlier was claiming that they were just the same as like historical depictions of goblins but the problem you run into there is that historical depictions are ALSO antisemitic a lot of the time Jewish people being goblins is like an old trope JK Rowling just did it but like times 2

[opaque sigil]

Every image of them could’ve been lifted directly from 1930s German propaganda

[high hedge]

Weird that they aren’t at least green

[prisma meteor]

honestly

[stark estuary]

Even then Rowling doesn’t even attempt to give herself that plausible deniability

They’re a step beyond even generic fantasy goblins in that regard

[prisma meteor]

I've been saying this for millenia maybe eons

[prisma meteor]

yeah that's what I meant by times 2

[opaque sigil]

Then there was some promotional material for hogwarts legacy that had a shofar as a goblin relic

[high hedge]

In my memories they were green

[prisma meteor]

is a shofar a Jewish thing I'm not familiar

[opaque sigil]

Yes

[high hedge]

Context clues

[prisma meteor]

sometimes their skin is like a little grey? or am I making that up

[flat remnant]

yeah it's a horn used for religious purposes

[prisma meteor]

my family is Jewish but not on my mum's side so I don't know aaaanything

[flat remnant]

hmm i wonder was c.s. lewis's fantasy world as problematic as rowling's

it's been like 4 years since i read narnia

[opaque sigil]

cs Lewis is maybe worse

[marsh ibex]

I mean it’s not the greatest logically speaking from what I remember

he’s also very overt with the Christian themes in the work

[marsh ibex]

there’s also…what’s her name…Sarah?

[high hedge]

What did he do besides Lion Christ

[flat remnant]

yeah that i remember

[marsh ibex]

who doesn’t go to true narnia because she like

is into makeup and boys and doesn’t believe in narnia anymore

[opaque sigil]

It’s just entirely very far right Christian stuff

[marsh ibex]

which was certainly a choice he made

[flat remnant]

she remembers it as like a little game they had rather than the actual adventure

[marsh ibex]

yeah

[prisma meteor]

this is like so real.....

[flat remnant]

lewis was going to make a last one where she goes to narnian heaven and rediscovers the whole thing but he kind of died before he could

[marsh ibex]

lol

[novel hound]

Heyyy, I'm Christian ):

[opaque sigil]

World trees are cool

[stark estuary]

CS Lewis is bad but I don’t think he’s necessarily worse than Rowling (nor do I think it particularly meaningful to compare two “bad” people on how bad their views are)

[marsh ibex]

yeah? And? I wasn’t saying it was a bad thing

It’s just very obvious his views on it when you read the story

[prisma meteor]

yeah but there's a difference between being a practising Christian and the stuff cs Lewis was doin and sayin

[marsh ibex]

It isn’t as subtle

As big old Tolkien

[novel hound]

just the way you phrased it

[flat remnant]

did he put in like ostensibly offensive shit in it in relation to christianity or was that it

[prisma meteor]

I wanna read Pratchett Pratchett most based fantasy writer

my dad says I should start with the night watch series or whatever it's called

[marsh ibex]

aside from the sarah stuff which was weird
maybe that other kingdom that was based on middle eastern places that also had “demon worship”?

[vale temple]

sarah under sun

[unborn dome]

narnia was also written in the 50’s
time period is always important

[marsh ibex]

tf was his name even

[opaque sigil]

It’s just all got very regressive shit

[marsh ibex]

Mash?

No Tash

[flat remnant]

ah yeah 💀

[high hedge]

Just like the bible :D

[flat remnant]

and the main guy who worshipped tash got turned into an ass and was mocked forever while his kingdom leaned away from it

[marsh ibex]

So I wouldn’t say his stuff was as bad as Rowling

just like

meh

[novel hound]

?

[flat remnant]

can we have like an evil god character without it being a metaphor for anything :(

[opaque sigil]

I mean that would be pretty boring

[unborn dome]

a product of its time?

[high hedge]

The Egyptians practiced magic and studied gods theologians say were pretty ostensibly viewed as demons according the text

[novel hound]

Ah, gotchu

[high hedge]

So the bible didn’t exactly paint them favorably

[stark estuary]

That doesn’t sound like a very interesting character

[opaque sigil]

And narnia is basically religious propaganda so that’s gonna be there

[novel hound]

I mean.... the Israelites were enslaved by them

So I don't expect their biblical story to be favorable

[unborn dome]

A lot of demons in the Bible are pagan gods
most famous would probably be the Mesopotamian god Baal

[high hedge]

God could’ve just stopped hardening the pharaoh’s heart tbh

[opaque sigil]

With enough panache it could be fun ig

[high hedge]

Lucifer as well was borrowed from pagan religions

[flat remnant]

he would rather do a little trolling

[high hedge]

Fair

I like raining frogs too

[novel hound]

This assumes because God has "a plan" that everything must be his doing.

[opaque sigil]

Yeah Lucifer is a weird thing they added there’s no devil in the Torah

[olive bobcat]

I assume y'all heard about the tunnels in NYC

[high hedge]

I attribute this to spicing up the old books with new lore

[flat remnant]

the angel of death is such a metal concept it sucks he's mostly relegated to a side character in moses's story

[high hedge]

“Wouldn’t it be cool if Solomon had a demon sidekick who lived in a ring?”

[stark estuary]

I mean what he did was still pretty rad

Bro had stage presence fr

[marsh ibex]

what tunnels

did they finally find the tmnt

[high hedge]

The bible really should’ve expanded on its magic system more

[olive bobcat]

Apparently there's a tunnel under NYC leading to a synagogue

[full ledge]

Tunnels found in lubavitch shul

[marsh ibex]

I mean they scaled god above what they considered pagan magic

[high hedge]

Like there are witches but we don’t know the limits of their powers

[stark estuary]

You know the Bible was the first light novel with an overpowered main protagonist

[marsh ibex]

the entirety of the moses arc can be considered that

[novel hound]

To be fair, the bible doesn't believe in "magic"

[high hedge]

Unreliable Narrators

[high hedge]

Endor very specifically has a witch who summons ghosts

[stark estuary]

Eh not really

[opaque sigil]

Israel literally wrestled with god

[marsh ibex]

I thought that was just an angel

[hollow terrace]

Bible follows dark souls mechanics, miracles and sorcery

[flat remnant]

hmm now that i think about it having it be a story with an immortal protagonist told through the point of view of different people across thousands of years is a sick way to look at it

[opaque sigil]

That’s what the name means

[hollow terrace]

And also dragon incantations

[marsh ibex]

damn

[novel hound]

Hmm. I'll have to look into that more.

[stark estuary]

Rick adn mort

[marsh ibex]

anyways I have more fanfic to read

[high hedge]

Yeye she meets Saul

[stark estuary]

Dude Solomon was busted

[flat remnant]

i'm going to stab you with a cross

[novel hound]

I don't think that part was meant to be taken literally...

[opaque sigil]

Whoosh

[novel hound]

he was

[marsh ibex]

it is

[coarse leaf]

how does Jesus scale to the warhammer verse

[marsh ibex]

Also Tammo is jewish smh

[stark estuary]

I don’t think very much of religious texts is supposed to be taken literally

[flat remnant]

unkillable but with an interesting respawn time

[opaque sigil]

It was actually an angel but since they were a representative of god it still kind of counts

[marsh ibex]

It js taken literally in a lot of christian circles

[high hedge]

I prefer to remove all metaphor

[flat remnant]

also the fact he could summon angels when he wants to but he's chill i don't think he would

[high hedge]

Its more interesting that way

[coarse leaf]

i think a named ultra marine could take him

[opaque sigil]

Well yes Christians don’t really like interpreting very much

[stark estuary]

Well see there’s the problem

[marsh ibex]

so I could theoretically box an angel

[opaque sigil]

I guess

[high hedge]

If you didn’t immediately wuss out

They’re scary

[coarse leaf]

i give you 3-1 odds

[opaque sigil]

I don’t think you would necessarily win but if one showed up you could try

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/hajime-no-ippo-boxing-boxer-ippo-sendo-gif-7781969959485125348

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/body-blow-jesus-christ-satan-south-park-s1e8-gif-21523476

[flat remnant]

does the angel look like a big dude or rings with eyes and wings in this scenario

[coarse leaf]

isnt that the seraphim

[stark estuary]

Well it depends what form of Jesus we’re talking about

[marsh ibex]

nah

[coarse leaf]

which angels are the eye wheels

[tall cargo]

bible loer

[flat remnant]

true we need to consider what rank this angel is

i could beat a cherub in a fight

[stark estuary]

Ophanim/Galgalim!

[marsh ibex]

No you fucking can’t lmao

[high hedge]

I think it would beat you in an embarrassing way

[marsh ibex]

cherubim are high ranking

[novel hound]

Thrones?

[stark estuary]

Cherubim is the second highest rank if I’m not mistaken

[marsh ibex]

Yeah

[frigid karma]

What was it supposed to mean then bc irrc it was an actual fistfight where isreal wins and earns God's respect

[flat remnant]

nuh uh i'd pray for forgiveness and he's have to oblige

[opaque sigil]

High ranking doesn’t necessarily mean good in a brawl

[stark estuary]

They are Thrones but more specifically Ophanim which is the lowest rank of throne

[marsh ibex]

I think I could last two seconds against Michael

[unborn dome]

what is angel going to do against a point blank shotgun to the face?

[vale temple]

I learnt the bible from tboi

[stark estuary]

Lucifer was apparently a Cherub

[olive bobcat]

Btw @uneven orchid did you read the new CSM chapter

[high hedge]

Flaming sword of forgiveness

[coarse leaf]

the angel ranking isnt linear power

[tall cargo]

im a christian technically so

[opaque sigil]

I could beat Biden in a boxing match
Probably

[flat remnant]

fuckass baby

[marsh ibex]

Nah you’d lose

[tall cargo]

it was pretty funny playing tboi and seeing all the references

[opaque sigil]

You’re right

[coarse leaf]

i reckon i could take the Archangel Micheal if u gave me a week of training

[high hedge]

He gets the sword

[coarse leaf]

left right goodnight

[barren scarab]

sleepy joe would probably put you to sleep

[marsh ibex]

You are not yuji itadori

[unborn dome]

Michael once beat up a fucking dragon
I think he’s gonna win

[stark estuary]

Yeah Michael was only an archangel which is like second from the bottom and he still packed up Lucifer who’s second from the top

[vale temple]

I'm christian and didn't see any reference

[coarse leaf]

nah id win

[high hedge]

At all?

[tall cargo]

you're joking yeah?

[marsh ibex]

he put all his stats into physical and energy projection

[full ledge]

I can beat Biden imo

[vale temple]

no

[frigid karma]

Nah, I'd win

[tall cargo]

you're definitely joking

[vale temple]

I never joke

[flat remnant]

i could beat most demons in a fight if i had 2 pieces of wood and my hands intact

[sage void]

joker hop on

[primal horizon]

Good ending

[vale temple]

I know isaac is uh
the bible mc

[tall cargo]

tboi kinda ruined me, i went to a church and saw an image of the sacred heart there

[marsh ibex]

you need help I fear

[sage void]

NO WAY SACRED HEART

[tall cargo]

i mean yeah

[coarse leaf]

does Jesus scale to the Shade Lord

[marsh ibex]

17 years dungeon

[vale temple]

have you tried getting it stpp

[tall cargo]

i wasn't about to walk up to it no

[high hedge]

Is it Composite Jesus

[vale temple]

man literally entered the cathedral irl

[novel hound]

It's hard to say. The consensus from what I've heard is pretty mixed on that story.

[opaque sigil]

in any given matchup jesus could at most tie since he would never attack back

[flat remnant]

like revelation jesus or gospels jesus

[high hedge]

Not if he was fighting a plum tree

[stark estuary]

Jesus’ best feat is like 2-C but I think with statements we can scale him to like tier 0 so unless Shade Lord is packing some serious heat I think he clears (I hate myself for typing this out)

[tall cargo]

falling asleep in church during the first reading, hear story about jacob and esau and wake up immediately

[vale temple]

stop looking down from a cliff
"lmao rock bottom"

[tall cargo]

not really but

[flat remnant]

you need a priest

[tall cargo]

yeah

[hollow terrace]

Sees reglious painting, “woah this is like giving ultrakill vibes”

[coarse leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-family-guy-peter-griffin-insane-crazy-gif-21485232

[tall cargo]

my brain just connects stuff to other stuff

[high hedge]

I could pay attention in church but I lost interest really fast

[frigid karma]

I mean jesus was a human for most of the bible so he'd probably lose

[tall cargo]

its a thing i've been doing my whole life

[opaque sigil]

ong

[coarse leaf]

fully human and fully divine

[frigid karma]

Like the romans got him the shade lord probably could as well

[stark estuary]

That’s why I said it depends which Jesus

Also even human Jesus isn’t weak have you played I am Jesus Christ

[high hedge]

If they tried to crucify Hercules people would have spines removed

[vale temple]

stop when he sees a staircase

[opaque sigil]

that shit is not canon

[tall cargo]

what about staircases

am i missing a reference?

[frigid karma]

But after dying jesus fought satan for like three days straight and became equal to god or actually god so that jesus should win

[vale temple]

leads to angel room

[high hedge]

This is composite Jesus, all lore is valid

[flat remnant]

omg it's just like isaac

[opaque sigil]

now jesus could turn like 70% of you into wine and kill you via alcohol poisoning

[marsh ibex]

he can rez and reunified with dear old dad he solos I fear

I mean the bread and fish feat is insane

[opaque sigil]

but he won't

[coarse leaf]

would this buff an eastern european

[tall cargo]

are you talking abou "the stairway"

[flat remnant]

ugly jesus from ugly jesus vs the mummy solos

[rugged siren]

guys you think that we would see something at the xbox showcase?

[vale temple]

shut up

[marsh ibex]

No

[frigid karma]

What's he gonna do overfeed me to death?

[tall cargo]

because its not even a staircase ingame lmao

[marsh ibex]

He could multiply anything realistically

[vale temple]

😭

[flat remnant]

mf snaps his fingers like bill cipher and your vital organs are replaced with fish

[marsh ibex]

fuck are you gonna do with 5000 boulders coming towards you

[coarse leaf]

probably repent or smthn

[high hedge]

In Drifters Jesus heals people till they turn into tumor ridden masses

[frigid karma]

He can't multiply his chances of wining he is going down

[vale temple]

speaking of have you ever died to a boulder in terraria

[opaque sigil]

if you pray to him to get rid of it then he's legally obligated to get rid of it

[high hedge]

This Jesus is bloodlusted

[coarse leaf]

does he scale above UI Goku

[uncut citrus]

omg i love getting the orifices of my face shuffled

[marsh ibex]

by that point you would be irrevocably changed as prayer lets Jesus into your heart

therefore making…you…Jesus?

[flat remnant]

shit gave me nightmares ugh

[marsh ibex]

Temporary buff?

[tall cargo]

this is too good

[opaque sigil]

and thus giving you all of his powers in addition to your own, allowing you to defeat him

[marsh ibex]

yes but if you’re jesus for a time you would also feel his mindset taking you over

[stark estuary]

There’s a lot of expanded lore on the religion, but the lore community is still debating on what exactly is canon from the various texts since there's a lot of contradicting information, which to be fair the Bible isn't a stranger to either. Plus the many rewritings of the Bible and numerous official translations ain't helping

[flat remnant]

mutual pacifism

[marsh ibex]

therefore you would put your own weapons down

[uncut citrus]

relevant imo

[flat remnant]

if you killed jesus would you go to hell or

[opaque sigil]

his pacifism and your bloodlust cancel out making you neutral, able to decide to finish the job if you want

[full ledge]

Depends can killing him be seen as aiding in his resurrection

[high hedge]

Jesus can’t auto pacify people

[novel hound]

yeah

[prisma meteor]

I wouldn't because I wouldn't ever die and you need to die to go to heaven

[high hedge]

Also Jesus can get aggressive

[marsh ibex]

The guy who stabbed Jesus’s side with the spear managed to see the angels and shit so who knows

hey

[high hedge]

Didn’t he flip shit to the money lenders

Aloha

[novel hound]

He just can't sin is all

[flat remnant]

okay but in this case jesus specifically told god the father to "forgive them for they do not know what they do"

[frigid karma]

I mean he told god to forgive the people who killed him so you may be forgiven as well

[full ledge]

Hi new in this server I’m yisrael

[flat remnant]

how likely is it he'll vouch for you in the same way if you kill him

[high hedge]

Aloha

[frigid karma]

Hola

[flat remnant]

okay but see tax hoarders are horrible shitty people

[marsh ibex]

I can tell

[high hedge]

And in this scenario you’re trying to kill Jesus

[flat remnant]

hypothetical.

[stark estuary]

This unironically goes hard

[novel hound]

I feel like that was in the context of how we are forgiven today not needing sacrifices for forgiveness and all.

[opaque sigil]

I mean the entire premise of christianity is "if you accept jesus you go to heaven" so yeah you can kill him so long as you accept him

[frigid karma]

Jesus did lose his shit and destroy a bunch of stall outside a church

[violet path]

What did i come back to

[uncut citrus]

i agree,i literally just watched it again

[flat remnant]

againt those were horrible shitty people

[flat remnant]

wrong reply

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/here-i-come-jesus-christ-eric-cartman-stan-marsh-mr-hankey-gif-22105275

[violet path]

Oo love that dude

[frigid karma]

Yeah but like, it shows he is willing to throw hands

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/brazil-football-meme-gif-21966584

[flat remnant]

"i accept jesus christ as my lord and savior"

[opaque sigil]

]\

[high hedge]

Yay

[novel hound]

I mean you can't pretend to accept Jesus for selfish reasons like this but ok.

[unborn dome]

so many people accept Jesus on their deathbeds
it’s so funny

[flat remnant]

yeah

[opaque sigil]

who said anything about pretending

[flat remnant]

fear is silly

[uncut citrus]

YOURE silly

[high hedge]

What if I genuinely accept him as my savior after I choke him out

[stark estuary]

Remember when Jesus killed a fig tree for not bearing fruit when it wasn’t even in season

[uncut citrus]

silly silly silly cat..

[opaque sigil]

if doing it in order to go to heaven didn't count then the only ethical thing to do would be to not tell people that that's how you get there

[high hedge]

I already brought this up

[violet path]

Jesus prayed for his father to forgive the ones who killed him so im not sure

[uncut citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-black-cat-big-eyes-big-eyed-cat-cute-gif-14459530881087846518

[high hedge]

But I’m glad you mentioned it too Kirb

That’s why you’re my favorite of your brothers

[novel hound]

I mean, it's POSSIBLE ofc, Paul basically went through that, but you have to genuinely disavow those actions before, which takes time.

[stark estuary]

He also sends a herd of pigs falling off a cliff by casting out demons

[opaque sigil]

doesn't really take much time

[flat remnant]

i think that's contradictory though

[high hedge]

Is it

People change

[uncut citrus]

not necessarily i mean
oh and nvm

[flat remnant]

paul wasn't on his deathbed was he? also he kind of had like divine interference jesus literally came to him

[high hedge]

Neat

[flat remnant]

baby hornet

[opaque sigil]

christian eschatology doesn't really make much sense but that's... fine

[violet path]

Jesus’s death was foretold and necessary for humanity to ultimately have the ability to be forgiven, so.. i guess you could still be forgiven

[novel hound]

your entire point is to basically get away with murder so I don't think you can just claim it's that easy.

[frigid karma]

It is tho

[marsh ibex]

this entire hypothetical is about fighting Jesus and powerscaling him my guy

[opaque sigil]

my point is that rendering judgement based solely on being part of the religion is a bad way to do things

[high hedge]

Does this still apply for a hypothetical secondcoming

[marsh ibex]

Why are you taking it this seriously

[violet path]

Oh is that how this started?

[marsh ibex]

yes

[violet path]

Oh with that not sure then

[flat remnant]

okay new topic
could you beat satan in a fight

[marsh ibex]

kirb started this off with saying jesus is 2-C and base and can be placed at tier 0 with buffs

[high hedge]

Jesus gets hit by a honda civic and turns into a spirit detective

[novel hound]

Yeah, the Lord came to him iirc but he had a lot of life left to correct those early days.

[violet path]

Who were you powerscaling him against

[marsh ibex]

yes

[violet path]

How poweful is this “yes”

[high hedge]

If he appears as a snake yes

[flat remnant]

hornet was just a baby when she lived in pale court..

[high hedge]

But if he appears as a snake with legs then no

[frigid karma]

I remember asking a preist relative what jesus was doing when he decended into hell and apparantly he just bust in there and fistfought satan on his home turf so that should scale him pretty high

[novel hound]

I disagree but that's alright

[violet path]

I havent read this part of the bible

[high hedge]

Which parts did you read

[flat remnant]

we're going back in time to the garden of eden to get apples OFF the menu

[opaque sigil]

man's a glorified lawyer so

[flat remnant]

i thought he decended into abraham's bosom to free the souls and open up the gates to heaven?

[flat remnant]

hehe glorified

[high hedge]

Are you suggesting you could beat Saul Goodman in a fight

[violet path]

Genesis and the gospel of john and a bit of acts

[frigid karma]

In a prayer it says he decended into hell and on the third day he rose again and apparantly it just left out that he legit just broke in and beat up satan for three days straight

[violet path]

Ok so not that much maybe i missed that part

[opaque sigil]

well he's a prosecutor so I'm saying I could beat miles edgeworth in a fight

[high hedge]

Do you really hold yourself to that

[flat remnant]

assuming they were both in georgia at the time, could jesus christ beat satan in a fiddle contest

[violet path]

Oh i didnt know he descended for the 3 days i thought he was just chilling before being resurrected

[flat remnant]

we know johnny could

[hollow terrace]

Chat, I wish we could bring back dinosaurs and other saurs

[violet path]

I need to reread john because that battle sounds legendsry

[opaque sigil]

miles edgeworth is probably easier to beat up than von karma or blackquill or van zieks he has a fucking sword

[violet path]

I dont

[stark estuary]

Ok but counterpoint I wouldn’t mind getting beaten up by one of those

[violet path]

I mean have you SEEN jurassic park

[frigid karma]

Honestly some of the later bible lore goes hard it has the second coolest apocalypse

[opaque sigil]

[high hedge]

If Wright can fight Wolverine I don’t think Edgeworth is that far off

[flat remnant]

guh i still fucking need to read this

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/phoenix-wright-marvel-vs-capcom-ace-attorney-mvc-mvc3-gif-22878725

[opaque sigil]

it's entirely possible wright would just wipe the floor with edgeworth too

[high hedge]

Well thats for sure

[vale temple]

in the great dinosaur war would pterosaurs win bc aerial advantage

[opaque sigil]

edgeworth is still just a guy

[flat remnant]

me during the end of times seeing fire rain down from the skies and seeing jesus christ on a white stallion come down to fight satan

[frigid karma]

Satan rises as a dragon and destroys every star, the four horsemen, the rapture, its fucking sick

[violet path]

The bible ending with amen. Is some top tier cooking

[opaque sigil]

woah woah woah nobody told me hell had dragons

[opaque sigil]

good thing I'm going there then

[high hedge]

Everything awesome is there

[frigid karma]

I mean big ol lake of fire

[violet path]

I need to go to church more because its probably not great that most of my knowledge of bible lore comes from isaac

[flat remnant]

satan becomes (well will become anyway) a dragon with 5 heads

[stark estuary]

Satan is a Fire Emblem antagonist

[violet path]

YYEEEEOUCH

[flat remnant]

he won as a snake so he's coming back as a snak3 x5

[opaque sigil]

they got tiamat down there???

[marsh ibex]

does marth scale above satan

[tall cargo]

seeing eucharist irl 🤯

[stark estuary]

Comically evil, will return as long as there’s evil in the hearts of men, is secretly a dragon

[opaque sigil]

probably not

[marsh ibex]

what about byleth

[frigid karma]

I like to think so

[opaque sigil]

marth is kind of a wimp who needs a dragon to help him

[opaque sigil]

probably

[flat remnant]

mmm yeah i love suffering for eternity

[high hedge]

With all the rockstars

[stark estuary]

Marth is one of the weaker protagonists

[opaque sigil]

byleth is basically jesus with a sword made of god's spine so

[violet path]

ROCKSTAR GAMES?

[opaque sigil]

and chronurgy because fuck you

[frigid karma]

What

[flat remnant]

i'm glad we didn't delve at all into what dante said because most of it seems fanfic-y even if god really did tell him

[violet path]

Wth what book is that from

[high hedge]

The greatest trick God ever pulled was convincing people Hell isn’t full of cocaine

[opaque sigil]

I said what I said

[stark estuary]

She’s in Avernus yes

[frigid karma]

Wait is christianity actually canon to fire emblem

[opaque sigil]

no

[violet path]

I think it would burn

And explode

Like gunpowder but white

[high hedge]

The fire just leads to a better high

[novel hound]

Welcome to early 2.2 💀

[marsh ibex]

Byleth is the descendant of a god and then fuses with them partway through three houses

[violet path]

High pain

[opaque sigil]

not descendant, vessel of

[violet path]

FIRE IN THE HOLE

[marsh ibex]

I thought he/she had some weird conception

[stark estuary]

Well both are correct if Sitri is Rhea’s daughter

[marsh ibex]

like with the uhh

[opaque sigil]

I guess

[marsh ibex]

Priests?

[frigid karma]

Oh my god byleth is a jesus allegory

[marsh ibex]

idk fe lore

[violet path]

Who?

[stark estuary]

He literally is yes

[marsh ibex]

Byleth

[opaque sigil]

byleth wasn't made via immaculate conception but their mother was

[frigid karma]

So byleth is the child of fem jesus

[violet path]

Oh i thought we were still talking about the bible

[wheat sail]

Mkleo

[charred surge]

The Darvaza gas crater (Turkmen: Garagum ýalkymy),[1] also known as the Door to Hell or Gates of Hell, or, officially, the Shining of Karakum, is a burning natural gas field collapsed into a cavern near Darvaza, Turkmenistan.[2]

[opaque sigil]

I guess sitri does also come back to life kind of as the umbral beast

[stark estuary]

Whose mother was also made via immaculate conception

[wheat sail]

Kazakhstan best country in the world

[opaque sigil]

whose mother was god

[violet path]

I prefer yugoslavia

[stark estuary]

I guess Rhea is more of a Jesus in some ways

[opaque sigil]

idk byleth literally dies then comes back to life

[violet path]

I remember seeing matpats theory about tadc saying whats her name is a jesus allegory

[marsh ibex]

matpat is a funny guy

[high hedge]

Pomni christ

[stark estuary]

Does the church of seiros worship the four saints or just sothis I forgot

[flat remnant]

i loved the part where jesus got stuck in a simulation run by a wacky ai and went insane from just being there

[marsh ibex]

his mega man theory was mid but tbh it was a common theory

[high hedge]

And now he’s gone

[opaque sigil]

I don’t think they worship the saints they worship sothis, the saints are just saints

[flat remnant]

i hate to say it but matpat is where i learned about the rosche limit

[violet path]

His theorys are pretty stupid most of the time but i love the dude

[marsh ibex]

You mean the roche limit?

[stark estuary]

Remind me of what that was again

[marsh ibex]

“Zero killed the classic mega man cast!”

[flat remnant]

no the rochechchle

[high hedge]

I don’t like this sudden sentimentality for the matpat tbh

[violet path]

0 DID WHAT?

[marsh ibex]

anyways kirby enlightened me on what the roche limit was

[stark estuary]

https://youtu.be/Paw4n5xmqxQ?feature=shared

[high hedge]

Feels artificial

[flat remnant]

real

[marsh ibex]

wow like every person who leaves a platform who knew

[flat remnant]

i'm not like you kirby fans i learned about the roche limit through some youtube guy

[stark estuary]

Goes hard tbf

[high hedge]

Like it’d be one thing if Matpat was always a beloved figure

But like these last few years all I’ve seen are jokes and ripping into him

Or saying he sold out

[stark estuary]

I love Kirby track names

La Follia D’amore

[flat remnant]

"this is like steve from blues clues leaving but for gen z" who do you think watched blues clues 😭

[stark estuary]

Vagrant Counting Song of Retrospection

[frigid karma]

I mean matpat was my favorite youtuber when i was like, 10 so he was a big part of my childhood. That isn't gonna stop me from joking about his stupider theories though

[novel hound]

I can't say the same from what I've seen

[marsh ibex]

server language is english smh my head

[high hedge]

And now everyone’s like, “No Matpat… I loved you…🥺🥺🥺🥺”

[marsh ibex]

I make jokes at the people I love all the time

and the people I don’t like

[stark estuary]

Me when I write Suite: The Star-Conquering Traveler ~ First Movement: Star-Crushing Play ~ Second Movement: Vessel of the Embryo ~ Third Movement: Wings of Sorrow and All Heavens ~ Fourth Movement: Hope of Birth ~ Final Movement: Sparkling Star from Kirby Star Allies: The Original Soundtrack in the form

[marsh ibex]

And the people I hate

[violet path]

I mean the media reaction to him leaving on twitter and tiktok has been universal cries of grief and people saying how much they love him

[flat remnant]

we do have really big news though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HUDzYuduIA

[marsh ibex]

and he was still generally a well liked guy lol

[high hedge]

Yeah now

Feels way too much like a change up

[novel hound]

So pretty much everyone except who you're neutral on XD

[violet path]

And people were ecstatic about him showing up in the fnaf movie

[marsh ibex]

people making stinks about his theories have always been a thing

It’s not like it’s one or the other or like you can’t hold both views about the guy

[stark estuary]

I remember the fangame where you do that

[high hedge]

Like compare that to Markiplier who everyone has always loved

[marsh ibex]

Unlimited yeah

[frigid karma]

I don't think anyone actually hated matpat people just thought he has some dumb theories which, fair

[marsh ibex]

of course people hated him he’s on the internet

[violet path]

Idk i barely saw any discourse from the masses over matthew

[primal horizon]

for me I was fine with matpat anyways, also the hate wasn’t like, widespread or anything. It’s just that you only hear about THAT hate.
Game Theory got me into GAMER lore

[stark estuary]

Zero’s purpose wasn’t to go out and kill everyone himself though I swear isn’t that why Wily engineered the Zero Virus

[primal horizon]

that’s why I’m sad about him leaving

[marsh ibex]

it also doesn’t make sense timeline wise anyways

[flat remnant]

i thought style theorists was kind of meh choice instead of somethlink like book theorists but half the internet doesn't know how to read anyway

[marsh ibex]

zero is a new gen robot a la X

[stark estuary]

Zero was made a lot earlier than that

[plain bough]

in Turkmenia

[stark estuary]

We see him in the pod in the fighting game ending I forgot what it was called

[violet path]

I love matty patty but anyone selling youtuber merch shouldnt be saying nothing about style 😭

[stark estuary]

Zero just didn’t get activated until much later

He definitely existed far earlier in the timeline

[flat remnant]

mat pappy

[hollow terrace]

I mean

[stark estuary]

@marsh ibex

Power Battle

[hollow terrace]

Americans can’t dress for shit

[violet path]

Americans dress the best tf

At least floridian high schoolers cant really speak for the rest

[high hedge]

Can you genuinely say that

[flat remnant]

the last __ theory should've been amongus theory anyhow

[primal horizon]

being honest though, disregarding other people’s theories DOES hurt and I feel like we should be more careful with that

[flat remnant]

sans is ness though?

[frigid karma]

Yes

[stark estuary]

No

[primal horizon]

Still means matpat is wrong sometimes though all Im saying

[violet path]

America got jordans and yeezys nothing comes close

Ok well maybe somethings come close

[flat remnant]

lying on my bed with puffy coat and regular sweatpants

[primal horizon]

LIGHT UP SHOES

[violet path]

Thats fire too