#sk-discussion
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I don't really play sports, but watching sports is pretty fun
Especially when you're doing it with other people
I tried taking flag football in middle school but my tummy hurt 😔
necro hop on some agressives and come down to the skate park imo
usually something like supporting your favourite team or getting to see a higher level of skill displayed
I would snap my neck accidentally I think
like watching pro hockey is different from watching amateur peewee hockey
youd have more a chance breaking an arm.,,.,:
Where's the fun in watching grown men trying to steal balls from each other
Yeah like, no one is expecting you to be a professional sports player, or for that to be like "the most fun" you can have in sports
i can get that ig
Same reason people like speedrunning, or are like fans of actors and directors
No
No need to because I will be so good at it 😎
Okay but like
Actors and directors are deliberately making a piece of media for other people to enjoy
ive just never really connected w the idea of rooting for teams unless i have some like personal connection to it, like i know someone on a team, which hasnt been the case since i graduated highschool so
And speedrunning is largely for fun
do you think actors and directors aren't also doing it because they enjoy it
Unless it's not but i digress neither of those are the same as watching sports
Ah i thought you meant just an outsider watching
well I mean, kinda
yeah it could be like your own city's hockey team or something, or maybe you are a fan of a player so you become a fan of that team
If only becoming a beta tester for silksong was as easy as going to devs can I be a beta tester lmao
people consume media and some people are better entertainers than others
and just as portraying a character well or doing a cool stunt is entertaining, so is being really good at a sport
True
in different ways obviously but it's a similar result
the difference there is that in no world would i be willing to or have fun performing a character for millions of people
i wanna throw and catch ball though
speedrunning is a better analogy anyway
I can't wait for release day of silksong and having fireb0rn speedrun the entire game in less then 2 hours on his first run
in a sense, the most famous sports players are doing a pretty similar thing
i guess
it's not scripted, but it's still providing entertainment on a huge stage
people do like, impressions and shit all the time
that doesn't mean they aspire to be an actor
“I enjoy doing an activity, I would like to see high level play of said activity.”
Agreed I do micket the mouse bill cipher and a hunch of other charcters but I ain't ever doing voice acting
It’s not hard to comprehend just don’t be a dweeb
Lol
I’m too cool for greens
Gotta eat them greens
i will say the one impressive thing to me is in american football how theres like an unstoppable force vs immovable object thing going on on the field with some of those guys. like im 6’3 so im not short but if one of those hulks of man charged full-force into me shoulder-first it would probably kill me on impact but the other players just take it like a brick wall sometimes
ok that's funny because football is like, the one sport I don't get 
It’s the arm wrestling of ball sports
its just modern day gladiatorial combat basically
football like soccer?
I wish more sports were like pro wrestling
american football
i see
at least thats what i like about it
it's just television but they're pretending to try to kill each other
Stageplay
soccer is the most overrated spectator sport
90 minutes to watch them slowly maneuver around each other for like 0-3 goals
watching big men slam into each other with what looks like intent to kill is entertaining to me
soccer fans when the game ends in a 0-0 tie
couldnt care less about the ball
and soccer fans start riots when they win or lose
Yo guys the primal aspid got a Evoloution in silksong
Pro wrestling in most countries that have it goes hard ngl
even when nothing happened in the match
ok pro wrestling is one of the sports i do get because that is very much a performance
Don't you have some misinformation to spread in #hk-lore
like they really put on a show
How so?
anyway I don't understand football but I have similar feelings with baseball
Average Summoner gameplay
They should make a boss in silksong just be 30 primal aspids
probably way more fun to play
but i dont mind watching baseball
pinatas
I played baseball as a kid and I was depressingly bad so I stick to watching
i think the sound it makes is cool but other than that laaame booooooo
we did rounders and stuff in school and that was fun
cause theres some strategy like different pitches and stealing bases and stuff
i trophy rifled the demon for a shatterspleen :))
whats that
luckily my dad is a big baseball fan so I know some stuff already
i got 2 shatterspleens lmao
In elementary my brother's class was playing baseball but with a kickball instead and one of the kids fortnite danced and another kid beat him up and hit him hard in the throat
Kickbaseball was banned for the rest of the year
rifle that one shots a boss and guarantees its unique drop
i also have an aforementioned bias against baseball because all the guys ive met who play it have been massive dicks
idk honestly I feel like everything aside from the batter and the pitcher is supplementary to me
like, people cheer when you score a run, but really what they're cheering for is the guy who hit the ball good
i mean shatterspleen
it's all about the one moment, the tension of the windup and then everything happening at once
Yeah more people will cheer for a homerun then the catcher who shot calls
but i have appreciation for some of those less celebrated roles
stealing is similar on a smaller scale, watching the guy standing still and you think he's gonna go but there's no way it's so obvious but then he GOES ANYWAY and most of the time it doesn't work but sometimes it does!
soccer and basketball are in constant motion but baseball is all about the tension and release
me when someone runs home from third 
i think my big issue is that most sports fans got into them when they were children but i had a bad case of undiagnosed ADHD for 18 out of 19 years of my life so far and my brain as a child could NOT be bothered to internalize all those rules and names and strategies and stuff so i severely missed my chance to get the point
football is similar I think
i dont watch football so idk
yeah I watch it at like thanksgiving parties and stuff
its like you have to slowly advance up the field everytime you drop the football right
sometimes I watch the superbowl
from what i can tell they kinda just grab the ball and run as fast as they can until someone bodyslams them
also if we're talking about weird roles and strategies football is the king of that
i liked to watch sports just because and didnt understand rules for many of them till i got a bit older
Similar deal except it's more like I'm just weak af 
there's like 40 people on the field at once
make a arrow head formation and pierce the wall of course
8 year old me could not run even the quarter-mile run and twice their age me is basically the same
Bro
why is there a full back, a half back, and a quarterback but only the quarterback is special
is there an eighth back?
thats just a whole nother thing 
NOOOO SAME
american football is such a funny sport to me BECAUSE i dont get anything thats going on. to me it just looks like a really fucked up game where whoever’s holding the ball gets dogpiled by several massive men at once
i got into hockey at around your age 
It's a shame you're 4 foot 6
quarter back is the one who starts the plays right
Necro I'm taller than you I don't want to hear it
they decide who to throw to at the start and whatnot something like that?
a silver back is a gorilla thats all i know
I'd like to see many 12 year olds who are taller than me
bro it's so annoying literally every single one of my friends is on the basketball team 😭
And then I hate it cause of how bad I am
🦍 True
My parents tried to get me to do sports as a kid and I was bad at literally all of them
me when i tried volleyball without knowing anything about it
im biased towards liking basketball because as opposed to baseball i know a lot of cool people who play basketball, even now post-highschool
i couldnt serve or recieve at all 
Same but toned down a ton 
The real pressure was with instruments
I liked cross country enough to continue it to stay active, but I'm far from being fast
SAME
Except it was just soccer
ball is life
It wasn't like they believed I would be good which was nice
I think they just wanted me to not be a lazy fuck
i didn't have the mentality to be a serious athlete until well after the age where becoming a serious athlete is feasible
Which ultimately did not work so whatever
Sports was more or less a suggestion to my parents but at school it's everything
fordo
me and my mum are filling out an online form to change my legal name 🥺
i have a nerf gun
why did discord randomly change my status to idle
my middle and high schools were pretty ghetto so we didnt do much..
I have literally been typing here for several minutes
did someone say cross country
Speaking my mind would get me banned
Wtf you weren't rosie before?
yeah
I honestly thought you were just gonna ignore it
11 years pf competitive cross country gave me PTSD
Okay and
nono we are changing it from Rosie to "The Boss"
i like volleyball
oh I am not even close to competitive
Volleyball?
good its awful
I didn't say I hated that sport
I got a sub 24 5k and nearly died for it
yes fordo
@languid linden fordo jumpscare
but I like running
I mean I don
running makes me suicidal
Holy fuck its a ghost
It's nice that I have something active that I enjoy
im just naturally pretty good at it
didnt say that you did, its just my favorite personally
actually i like running on its own
Hey Lune
hello
but races are awful
How have you been
pretty good but now im good AND anxious for silksong
yeah this is me
oh yeah also fordo I just wanted to ask if you own nerf guns
TRUE
I actually don't for some reason
Did before though
i caved in and read on what we know about silksong so the hype grew
it's releasing right after you think it's going to
i think its releasing today
Well that's half good I suppose
do you remember what it looked like?
right after is relative
out of curiosity
Nope
dang
Actually I don't think I ever had a nerf gun that was probably a water gun
how about you?
I have a nerf gun that may have been worth something, I forget
I don't even know where it is anymore
bro what happened
Wait Lune do you know how old I am
like, around 17-19?
lmao
No no
Its cause I lied about my age back then
So 17 would be a reasonable guess
No though I'm 15
holy jeepers that is crazy
Turning 16 soon
he's been saying that for the past 3 years
So yeah I got high school stress which I didn't have back then
How soon
Fordo has been 5 years old his whole life
Necro I know what uni you go to
happy birthday
Luffy idk where tf you are so I'll burn all of Canada down
Oh noooo
uhhhhh
26 days
Irrelevant sadly, I'm not going back next semester
happy early birthday fordo
Hell yeah I'm 20 days older than you
Thanks
oh cool you have the same birthday as my aunt
Fordo thanks for existing so i can be the not youngest one here
Cat you’re basically his age
@wheat sail how good is aegis
Shut 20 days is a long time
There are younger people than me
You are a high ranking member of the Cocomelon Conglomerate
one of the not good reds i think
I'm like an ancient elder to fordo
damn
As if rage comics and mlg was better 🙄
maybe situationally decent if you heal a lot but... idk
this is discord there are definitely some 11 year olds asking for advice against white dung
Ahhhhhh
this is fordo every day
i had to ask help for sly 😭
My way underage brother snuck his way onto this server more than once 
white dung was mad ez
Everything was better when I was young just look at the classic Ben Ten cartoon versus the new one
noone from back then is around apparently
cat became a mod though so thats good for him
easiest dream boss by far
yeah but he can't really be active much
I didn't know you were a mod @flat remnant
Your ninja turtles were photorealistic and stinky
congratulations on your promotion
Ours are stylized and watch jojo
My ninja turtles aren’t them
Damn
Spida
there was a child that im POSITIVE couldnt have been 13 based on his voice in a vc in this server once who said wildly transphobic things to me
this reminds me
fordo it has been years and i still dont have radiant hog
sooner or later, everyone gets to here
Necro when can i be admin 
bro I haven't even bothered trying p5 tbh
when simo does admin apps
These are my ninja turtles
aka in about 5 seconds
Nah not me
I'd win
hey no channelism

Cheesus you're prehistoric
Ew did you just call me a speedrunner
Sorry it runs in my veins I'm an old lore reg
Things were simply better
no theyre not. ninja turtles arent real. they cant be yours yo icant own them because theyre not real. stop lying lying isnt nice.
damn i died to a gup
Did you know him
You actually can own ip, I own the ninja turtles
Don’t ask anyone else to verify that
do you think people will look back on this channel once silksong comes out?
today - people complaining
yesterday - hornet x lace shippers
the day before - noclip bug during iron guard 2nd phase
the year before - jimmy talks about getting socks for christmas
can someone verify that
Cat you don’t even have object permanence
i believe you. hope this isnt another famous Luffy Beats lie
As long as you have hope in your heart it is true
all good somebody will draw hornet x lace
I'm sure there'll be a lot of reminiscing about the good old days before silksong had released
It'll be a horrible day once the servers break down and the important archives are lost
Neither do you
you.. guy

37 million messages
all of them leading to silksong
cats are also not permanent objects
the good old days before Scrinkle, the speedrunner, found the Scromble Skip by quickly de-quipping the Rizzler while The Silk Song is transitioning phases
I mean what is
Luffy what the FUCK are you suggesting
theyre etheral beings who arent long for this state of existence
tasty
they turn to gas at age 4 or 5
Nap time
do they oneshot you with spike attack
i think i got too close for comfort
and it was a blue gup
I think about this video title so much
Depends on the current level and if it's an elite
such a silly title
Did they beat him to death
But they do a decent amount of dmg yeah
oh wait we gotta find that
jimmypoopins is such a great username grab for whatever platform this guy is on
Kirb were you here for that
idk they ate through my whole hp bar
i thought i had one-shot protection at full 
found it
genuinely though i do hope some messages are lost forever
Not all of them since there's probably some monumental stuff here but the weirder ones
tbh most of this is still true
I know what you’re hiding
“team cherry is mentally abusing their fans” should be added to this if it happens more than once before silksong releases
When will they add this
i have to admit i used to be a "i want grimm on ss" user
the only stuff that's really dated is like, aluo actively making fakes, polls being a common thing, and tess being a person who has a discord account
No please I've grown as a person 
As we all hope to do
so accurate
Guess not 🚯
ive been the same person since i was born including but not limited to being completely illiterate
real
That is because you are a monolith of your existence
@languid linden wasn't there another version that was somewhat bigger
"i was born at a very young age"
I can't remember and I'm too lazy to check
aluomor mentioned
gonna start calling mysef that
i'm barely the same person i was 8 years ago and the fact is erie to me
also, are we not set on the prequel vs sequel thing? it is definitely a sequel, no?
I think that was the bigger one
idr
8 years ago at age 0
the first one's free
it would be weird for it to be a prequel
as in, underwhelming
It's a sequel in the sense it's the follow-up game to hk, narrative-wise we still don't know
this chart is nearly 3 years old, that was a more common topic then
we dont know, the fact that all 5 endings are canon makes ss unlikely to be a sequel imo
We've spent too much time here
silksong
mentally maturing is a hell of a thing
no one remembers nuke of the 15th, no one says hornet is void, the polls haven't been reposted in a MINUTE, silknever jokes have decreased I think, nobody talks about tools, and nobody talks aout edge
So basically everything but the core 4 are different
Come on man we've had so many talks about this 😭
curly do you still have any of the old links for the release date polls
im aftaid of asking what edge is
i was not here for most of them prob
edge magazine
Ayo what the-
silksong had an extensive article in it back in late 2020
it did ? by who !
gaming mag
Shut UPPP 😭😭
Second most recent piece of news we got
i saw that but never read it since there was no free way do to so
Wait edge is 3 years old what the fuck
there is not a SHRED of who i was when i was like 15 left in who i am now a few months from being 20, aside from the overarching fact of my life than Tim and Eric and all their funny-ass shows have irreversibly molded my sense of humor
Jesus
the fact that this is not sarcasm really frightens me
I've been here way too long
nuh uh
Simo get him
what is the most recent news we got and I mean real stuff like actual footage or screenshots
our latest piece of news was the xbox... situation, yes?
kill this guy
I remember I couldn't buy it for a few days, so I just read it off of a full copy of it someone had posted on reddit
the internet is a beautiful place
when it got announced it would be on gamepass that was the last time we got new gameplay footage
A lot of who i was in 2019 is gone now because of negative situations and i lowkey miss who i was back then even if it was cringey asf 
Still working on it 🥲
is this team cherry guys /
a lot of who i was 1 year ago is gone bro 💀
Didn't we have the "it comes out by june 2023" debacle after that or was it before
Yep
silknever has just morphed into clownposting
hornet is void and tools are still around but mostly ironically at this point
that's true
I'm glad they were able to recover your brain even if they had to plug it into discord
try as they might r/silksong will NEVER be r/batman arkham
Team lazy
I feel like I'm the only one who still does the tools thing 
w h a t
it was the only thing that remained after the accident last year
Go spam #hk-meme we're having an important civil talk about silksong shitposting
whats the joke with tools? they are a pretty cool system
It's not a spam ...xdd
an old channel joke was saying "lets talk about tools" as a way to get the conversation back on topic
let’s talk about what kind of mechanisms and machines hornet will be obsessively building throughout the entire game
how do you know so much about me
although doesn't really happen anymore cuz actual discussion is so rare now
I've said too much
ooooh
mods have just accepted the fact its not the users' fault we have no topics to discuss lol
let's talk about tools
let’s talk about the evil carnival rides and sinister roller coasters of Silk Song
PEAK !
let's talk about tools
Let's talk about what the possible personality types of each silksong character is
silkmid. not enough tools.

i'm sooooooo based...
when will be get a shralse emoji
you can now fully customize hornet's spaceship!
guys is that true
W
over a thousand kingdoms
The amazing digital silksong
WWWWWWWWWWWW
let’s talk about the possible views each silksong character has on lyndon b. johnson
now we getting down to the real shit
and his phonecall about pants
you know the one.
ima pretend i even know who that is
i cant wait for there to be a romance plot
REAL
hornet x
Let's hook up the fleamaster and sherma
I forgot all of the other jokes
former us president
i should make my name that when we get ss news
He did uh
hornet_X
cant wait for social links in silksong
had kennedy killed

He was from Texas
Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus : “I am Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus”
Hornet from Hollow Knight and Hollow Knight : Silksong :
“Where the fuck am I”
is death mark absolute trash
he ended racism forever
Do you think if lace and hornet both kill sherma and he comes back he gains the homophobia trait
LBJ also made a very funny series of phone calls about pants
INFJ hornet????
yeah same
this message was approved by the office of the president of the united states of america
im joe biden and i approve this menessage
same but hornet bringing the gameplay to a halt to have an internal monologue about her plans for her next mechanism/doohickey is pretty obnoxious. could do without that.
the way i see it Lace plays the same role in ss as hornet did in HK
As president joe biden………. Uh… silky was a good friend
Did y’all know that the S in Harry S Truman’s name is literally just S
the S stands for sod off
Tbh the worst part of the whole game is that she doesn’t say “Shaw!” Or “Adino!” Anymore
uninstalled
Mister joe why did you donate weapons to the citadel that wasn't very nice
Sherma was a good man, he really was... little do they know he RUINED the economy
Her voicebox gets ripped out after the fight with lace a la bumblebee
america as a country can be described in a single word:
a
Erm, actually, His middle initial, "S", is not an abbreviation of one particular name. Rather, it honors both his grandfathers, Anderson Shipp Truman and Solomon Young, a somewhat common practice in the American South.[8][b]
this made me think of a conner o’malley video where he has joe biden talk about things like disney bombing the united states
b u r g e r
sod off baldrick
america
around this time of day every day i start hearing the voices of people i know saying incomprehensible things at random for like half an hour
so weird
watch the video “Rebranded Mickey Mouse” btw it takes my breath away
watch blackadder 2, 3 and 4
why
the first is weird but i enjoyed the rest
ok what is it even about
you should find the protagonist familiar :))
wot
Bro go to a psychologist if you’re concerned
or even other characters in House
im not it's just weird
it isnt like im hearing demons tormenting me just every so often a random noise happens that's in a familiar voice
useless without debuffs but a good damage boost with them
Is it like right before bed or just during the day?
i need 4 debuffs how to even
usually not long before i go to bed
This is definitely a night vibe
All the neither cool nor lame people are here right now
Not a professional but if it doesn’t concern you you’re probably fine
like rn i just heard the voice of my mom saying something like "turn the water"
Yeah that’s pretty weird
bleed, burn, slow are three pretty easy ones
Something incomprehensible in a familiar voice right before I sleep is something I’ve experienced before and seems pretty normal
with gasolene, tri tip, and chonobauble
Just your brain sorting stuff through and whatnot
for me it happens up to an hour before
like while im still wide awake
But being pretty conscious and hearing clear auditory hallucinations
Could be cause for concern
its like, pretty hard to actually be able to use death mark
but if you do get it it's good
50% is a lot of dmg
it scares the shit out of me sometimes because it sounds like it is coming from right next to me when i am not aware of anyone near me
If it’s bothering you then it’s a cause for concern
it doesnt bother me other than jumpscaring me when i dont expect it lol
its like the harder version of privileged favour
Yeah but most people don’t have to deal with jumpscares from familiar voices
and btw this started happening like 4-5 days ago
auditory hallucinations probably a reasonable reason to get a doctor visit
If it’s new then start looking for variables that could be causing it
Lack of sleep, drugs, etc
i have been getting more sleep than usual recently but that doesnt sound like a cause for hallucinations
If you’re doing nothing new then consider making an appointment with a doctor
do you think eating old food can cause hallucinations somehow
i ate a questionable fruit like a week ago
If you got food poisoning then mental strain could be a possibility
But seeing as this has continued for 4-5 days
The sooner you get checked the better
Even if it goes away
Ss at xbox direct?
No
Lol jp
what's so funny about japan
how do you even get checked for something that happens within your brain
i never understood that
Well, in some cases machines can literally scan your brain and find unusual patterns
damn
But usually you discuss things with a psychologist and they can diagnose what could be causing your symptoms
I’m not a doctor nor a psychologist and I’ve never been diagnosed with any mental issues so I’m probably not the best person to consult
Just a guy trying to lend some advice
Was it pretty clear?
it sounded muffled and like it was being mumbled so no
this is a bit drawn out
true
I would definitely get checked out if I were you
Chat’s a bit dead right now so I’m just talking about whatever people have on their mind
I wouldn’t mind a change of subject to something a little lighter though
let's talk about tools
What about em
hi
the tools you use in ss are called tools
Yep
Hi
yo
Anyone here into market stuff? Not like finance bro bs, but I’ve been learning about how the market works through clubs in my school and I’ve found it pretty compelling
Why is luffy blue
Sabaody Archipelago
Uh there’s four ps
Place pie platinum and lastly plátanos
WRONG DESIGN
@warped nacelle why is his arms...
why is his arms so long....
say you wanna come to my clubhouse?
- mickey
are you vibing or angry 🥹
To hug you of course
Who needs toes anyway
i do cause i skip leg day
nooo
You need your toes to walk
Idk I'm tired
aw :(
Tryna balance babysitting art and school it's hard 
Man someone force me to draw an anatomy thing
Do it now or else no more uhh…
Draw a skull with funny eyeballs
Do art or Window will copy you
art
give scarfy a break pls he needs breaks 🥹
Do anatomy art and make window CRY because you took away the only niche he was good at
can you draw the nervous system
no more SILKSONG
I wish
After all, I am still currently trying to find what to do with my art anyways
Draw a running horse. Should be easy enough
Draw a moth
Draw a skull with funny eyeballs
I've only done like 3 anatomy studies so far each one weaker than the last
Draw 2 moths
draw 3 moths
Draw a centipede with muscular legs undulating
Dsmn
Nope, too many. We’re doing 0 now.
you only live once gotta moth out
No way rare Shal appearance??
Draw moths swarming around a lightbulb
Draw more anatomy and make me cry because you took my only niche
shalun hi
DO IT SOLDIER

IS THAT FUCKINF SIMON PETRIKOV
I encourage u to complete em still, good practice
Whatever shal said
Nope
is that silksong ?
rare Silksong appearance
No way hornet gijinka
When’s that or is that a mystery
O shit you’re gonna be like 19 now, probably
24 
My last real illustration was this 😭
Tf you do not sound 24 I’m sorry 
Boomer lmao
Used to old people sounding old 
WHAT
you're lying, you aren't 24
24 👴
Yet
Noxie’s 84
Well nox is 23 right now so
87
You're unironically the first person to think I sound younger and not older so I'll take it honestly
Yeah my forgot those 3 years
Noxie, what the fuck, I thought you were as young as me
Also nox is more proof there is not a single soul born in 01
The bite of 87
the silk of 25
My sister…
I can’t assume anyone’s age by their voice
TRUE
Only other person close is Mew
Skill issue
I mean people here are pretty young so
Nah I’m 01 lol
But that’s why I realize nobody is born 01
Yeah
Baby tbh
I guess it's always surprising when someone is around 25 yo+
1 year old? Wtf?
I assume everyone’s 15 until said otherwise
Even my irl situations I have trouble finding 01s 
did you know her
😭
Uhhh, where did you get a photo of my school crush and why??
holy shit I submitted my assignment 1 min before it closed 😭
Personally I'm here to be dumb and chill so I probably sound younger too
i aint ever delaying my assignments that was hell
In vcs you do not
Yeah I presume Shal was referring to VC's
Well VC is definitely different 
I submit almost all my assignments like 10 minutes before deadline
turning 17
, wow I can legally drive in my country 
your crush looks pretty
Turning 21 this September
well learn to drive I gotta be 18 to receive the license
Hate it
fuck i forgot to turn off pings
If we’re talking text yeah pretty much impossible unless you say something like skibidi, then I know you’re younger than 25
Get me back 😭
I'll be 25 this year 

Something something gyatt for the rizzler
Oh wow
wow I rly thought you were like 18-20
Mid 30s…….
That's what I'm saying!!!
Personally I perceive everyone as a nebulous ageless entity until proven otherwise
I'll be 18 which I'm pretty sure is even older
I mean, as expected
cry. bow.
A better idea
I perceive you all as animated versions of tour pfps
(this isn't a valid anatomy study at all lmao)
study of MANLET
No gender, no form, no age.
ageless, genderless blob.
IM RUINED
No way it’s the Bait Guy
Nothing but text on a screen
Little entities in my pc
IM A FRAUD

No, you're a shark
Dead internet theory is real I'm just a really advanced chatbot
I feel like talking in Discord is the closest thing we ever reach to talking with a wall (if you consider your phone a wall)
Ngl I purposefully avoid seeing people’s faces when possible in stuff like discord
I have nothing 
i come up with little possible people you could be in my head but i just default to your pfps
hyah to me you look like your ggst online avatar
Underneath the costume, there is nothing.
It’s true
I imagine your pfp as your face tbh
I honestly cant remember what it was like last time we played together
Me when someone doesn’t look like their pfp [what will I do now]
I couldn't imagine having an actual photo of me as like a pfp or whatever, hell no
we only did so once since i lost my ps online lmao
I've been doing it this whole time
You mean to tell me you aren't an anime girl and your pfp isn't a selfie?
No way...
I feel so betrayed
You mean to tell me you AREN’T Niko Oneshot??
you have at least shoulder length hair 
woomy
Me when someone changes their pfp (they have become an entirely new person before my eyes)
how old are you niko
im in your area (i know the first 3 numbers in)
Ageless
Good, got scared for a second…
Genderless
Shame. I wish we could have played together now
FIRE IN THE HOLE
This is literally me btw, if you even care, smh 😒 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAw3V8ScLeI
GLaDOS's blue core says the recipe for the cake.
How I was able to listen to it all:
I had "sv_cheats 1" on and I used "impulse 101" to get the rocket launcher. I shot GLaDOS until she dropped all the cores. Then, I went past the vaporization field. GLaDOS will talk and drop the core that doesn't talk. I quickly incinerated the purple core (th...
My pfp is literally me…
If I get given money on my birthday I'm 100% spending it on a new commission 
you're like this little guy
What will you ask for
lancer delatrune....
Man sometimes I wish I had n*tro so I could have multiple pfps for the right servers, but I shan’t be corrupted
this is legitimately what i did to this video before
Dude the urge to open up commissions but not actually even having anything for people to refer to or a way to receive income… hell
I’m one of the good ones right
Niko’s gotten older
Mods, throw hammers
ban noxiko
Maybe draw some random stuff yourself first so people know your style
underage mod
Im not a commissioner though
ive seen ppl on fiverr draw shitposts and make money
I already draw a bunch of random stuff
Then you could show those then 🤷♂️
Then then then then
Niko, mount the M2 Browning
Draw more random stuff
I mean have like a card or an image with references and prices and stuff
Aye Captain!
Like I could do that rn but Yk…
Guys he’s literally me
I’m lazy
Purple man
A piece with my OC and Niko chilling on a bench or something like that would be adorable tbh
kind of a lazy design but i'm not in the disposition to show that much creativity lmao
Valhalla why are you him
pink Ryan gosling…turns pink and dies
You got this.. Have faith in you...
someone doing drawings like this had around 2000 reviews with 18 orders in queue, they were charging 5 dollars a pic
I literally feel so bad because if I had both the disposable income and the means/know how to pay I would be so happy to commission, but I can’t, I’m sorry, oh god I’m making it worse aren’t I, oh god oh fuck now I’m over-apologize shit fuck
Am I inspiring you
MOTH 
Composed by Christophe Héral, Billy Martin (Ripped by Droolie & ItzalDrake)
He’s literally me
seems like good money for the work 
Omg no you’re fine!! Commissions are like a luxury anyway, you’re not required to get them!!
I wonder if there are men out there who actually tear up listening to that real human being song in drive
I just have to make some more examples of rendered drawings, or flat colors and stuff. Then put all that together.,, not much of something I can really force 
I cry to carameldansen
Is that doable for you
Have you seen drive? Theres a song in there that has that lyric in the chorus
Nah I haven't, I just wasn't sure what you were talking about
number 2
Is caramelsasen coming back or something? Second time someone mentioned it to me today
Oh shit nice
I wanna speed down a highway or school zone to that song
I remember watching drive because i heard hotline miami was based off of it and got slightly disappointed because it was nothing like the game
There's something inside you
It is, I just have to sort of make some pieces tailored as being examples and then use some more of the ones that just come naturally. It isn’t that hard, but it would just take me actually getting motivation and doing it.
It's hard to explain
You can do it you can do it! 🧀 💃 🕺
Like i rewatched it and it was ok but like, i expected some hotline miami adrenaline rush if a movie and got treated to an hour and a half of ryan gosling disassociating on camera
number 3 the silly guy
Maybe tomorrow when it isn’t nearly midnight!!
Not this ineshit guy
oh peak
Woohoo
how loong ago was this one
Let’s gooooo
I read this in one of those trying-to-be-serious-but-goofy-sounding voices for like one of those low quality “top 5 scary thing” videos on youtube
I find it hard to not procrastinate or get motivation too! But it's fine there's a number of ways to motivate yourself
No way you too??
He’s literally me as well…
I am literally Val
The watchmojo voice
Finished it today
aluomorg hi
Such as setting goals for yourself, tracking progress, rewarding yourself a little for making progress
Hi Andy
GOOD LUCK ELLIE!!!!!
want to see something awesome and epic
Yes
👀
NO WAY SILKSONG IS REAL
I will do it
Lfgggg
Super saiyan lace
If you're free I can even do it LIVE
real...
Moss art stream
meant to reply to this
Biblically accurate moth
Now draw pomegranate
And now you never will
Need to make@lunch first
Then I’ll be free
okay weirdness out of my system time to anatomy practice
What is that ugly shit
Pink Panther
that's not pink panther that's pink hamther
He's ready to fight lmao
monki
rat
you found a mirror...
hi kirb
A gill is a gill
This is surely sooo
And frogs should be frogs either wayyy
Hi borgir
Sup
Blobfish have been absolutely DISRESPECTED
That there is NOT what a blobfish looks like in its natural habitat; being a deep sea creature, the adapt for such pressures and look like more typical fish, but when ripped from their levels, the rapid decompression leads to their corpses looking, well, blobby
I'm happy that happened to you or sorry that happened
That’s like, 2, maybe 3 sentences max
Ok uhhhh something something blobby
Sorry to hear that, get well soon
Anti-literature
This will be us chat
Playing silksong while pretending to stream to an audience
I already pretend a camera is always recording me
I always pretend no camera is recording me :3
Oh so you know 👩🔬
🏃♂️
Mystical Pique ~ Breaking the Force Field
this might be a masterpiece
Cook
a funny
where is my goat incineroar
i dont keep up with competitive why is cheese string man here
uhhhh i think he's a good support idk
immune to status move
which all of these fuckers spam
is this chat even talking about silksong anymore lmao
no
silksong is mid anyways... moss grotto is just a worst greenpath
there's nothing to do in greymore
final boss sucks ass
🤫
they aren't new knight but I wanted to anyway
🤫
i wonder when offtopic things started being allowed 
literally you are so mean to women and gay people and transgender people
Maybe it's tough love
did you make fluttermane
yes
my favourite past paradox form is sandy shocks or slither wing
My fav is magneton
sandy shocks is more silly which I like
yeah sandy shocks
Who
sandy shocks
damn these actually suck 
Magneto became Sandy locks?
sandy shocks
Bruh
sandy shocks
Sandy shocks?
better than the stupid future paradox forms
sandy shocks
Tf is Sandy cheeks
its worrying i can immediately tell which 3 pokemon these stats are from
swhat happens when you go to the beach
Speed is war
The sun is shining
Sol rock idk
I meant from paldea
solgaleo but necrozma-dusk mane is better
I only know Gen 5 and earlier
there's also like sunflora if you count that little bitch
that one castform version is like a sun
who's the holy spirit
no giratina is like lucifer
nah thats darkrai
I don't know anything about darkrai
Darkrai is like krampis
hes more just, the literal shadows and nightmares
I don't know enough Pokemon lore or enough Jesus lore
He’s not really associated with death
Just nightmares and emo boy bands
He has really long legs
Goodnight Kirb
metaton ass
They are retractable
Is the implication here that mettaton has no ass
Silksong news tomorrow 🔥🔥
metagyatt
GYAAAAAAAAT
I mean he's a box it's pretty flat
All cube no curves you get what I mean
I would argue that as a robot he has a trunk full of junk
SILKSONG now
silksong more like
what ?
thts a joke right ?
No
Luffy is actually part of tc and controls the deadlines






