sk-discussion

[marsh ibex]

No rizz?

[vale temple]

based bocchi pfp

[covert root]

my rizz is off the charts

[twin bough]

Precisely

[covert root]

im drowning in rizz

[coarse leaf]

SHRUE

[twin bough]

Nahhh i just dont need a relationship when i gotta just focus on uni

[covert root]

true based i should be focusin gon studying calc

[coarse leaf]

Funny enough, I never made the first move for a relationship opportunity

[flat remnant]

Bryan lee o'malley on his way to ruin 3 generations of teenagers:

[covert root]

goodbye all thank you alferado for the reminder

[coarse leaf]

Which says a lot about me

[covert root]

if ur rizz is strong enough you never have to

[twin bough]

Someone thought i was asking them on a date a few months ago it was so funny

[vale temple]

idk pk I'm sure you can just buy relationships

[coarse leaf]

If this ain’t sarcasm please go away forever

[heady iron]

Me when I missed multiple flirtations in middle school because of intense autism

[marsh ibex]

I mean

to be fair

I am quite emotionally stunted

[coarse leaf]

A girl literally called me hot and said that wanted to kiss me but did not want a relationship, so

[marsh ibex]

I did not realize that a girl liked me in middle school

[coarse leaf]

That’s just a..

[coarse leaf]

SAME

[marsh ibex]

funny thing is her friend asked me if I would ever go out with her

and yet

I didn’t know!

[covert root]

it is sarcasm

[coarse leaf]

Joker, how did you not overthink that?

[coarse leaf]

Thank you

You know

[flat remnant]

There was a kid in middle school who did a weird flirty game with me where they would tap me on the back and then blamed their friend for it

[covert root]

thats fair i mean ppl have different desires

[marsh ibex]

listen

I was like

[flat remnant]

I never caught on

[covert root]

not everyone wants to be in a relationship

[marsh ibex]

A middle schooler

[coarse leaf]

Ah

[covert root]

sometimes people are oblivious it’s normal

[coarse leaf]

Then yeah, that makes sense

[marsh ibex]

I thought she was coming up with a nonsensical hypothetical

however

[covert root]

LMAO

[marsh ibex]

I probably responded in the worst way possible

[covert root]

what did u do what

[marsh ibex]

I scoffed rolled my eyes and said no

[covert root]

LMAOOOO

[marsh ibex]

Because I thought

[coarse leaf]

BASED

[marsh ibex]

It was hypothetical

[covert root]

did u like her too?

[marsh ibex]

no

[coarse leaf]

Is that even flirty?

[marsh ibex]

But I would’ve been nicer

[covert root]

ok then it works out

[twin bough]

BAHAHAHAHAHH THATS ACTUALLY PRETTY BASED

[covert root]

yeah of course

[flat remnant]

Prime relationship time is like
College age-late 20s
If you don't have one before then it's fine

[flat remnant]

She kept giggling so maybe

[heady iron]

Damn I'm running out of time

[covert root]

tbh the best thing to do if u dont like someone is just say youre flattered but not interested

[coarse leaf]

I mean, I don't know what type of thing is just a flirt or a friendly joke (autism moment)

[covert root]

ur not it’s never too late

[coarse leaf]

Time is all you have rn, so use it wisely

[marsh ibex]

And then there was the secret admirer in senior year

if I ever meet them I’m punching them in the stomach

If they’re even real

[coarse leaf]

Lmao

[vale temple]

remember, time is money
you buy it

[covert root]

WHAT WHY

[marsh ibex]

I spent two weeks agonizing over it

[heady iron]

All my time is dedicated to making web apps in a prehistoric framework

[marsh ibex]

They deserve to get socked in the gut

[heady iron]

But I'm getting paid good for it at least

[marsh ibex]

and then I’ll plant a smooch on their cheek

and steal their eyeballs

[wide quartz]

[coarse leaf]

Actually, it's funny how everyone here doesn't realize someone likes you until they flat out tell you that they like you

No exceptions!

[flat remnant]

the ultimate tsundere

[twin bough]

Yeah i can never tell

Although im pretty sure no one ever has

So that could be the reason

[marsh ibex]

That is simply to disorient them so I can pluck their eyes

[coarse leaf]

That's why everytime I am questioning if someone likes me, I just ask them, really

[flat remnant]

Ngl i feel like that may have something to do with neurodivergency

[coarse leaf]

Better than just thinking about it anyways

[twin bough]

What is awkward is when somebody thinks you are into them

[uneven vault]

not really i’ve never seen someone flirt with my in my life i could just be forever alone

[coarse leaf]

In my case, yes, but idk if everyone here is neurodivergent

[coarse leaf]

I just got to know recently that flirting can be someone like, making fun of stuff about you and shit

[heady iron]

I had a gf in maplestory so see you later virgins

[marsh ibex]

I just have bad self esteem

[coarse leaf]

How was I supposed to know that?

[marsh ibex]

no neurodivergence

[uneven vault]

um there’s a difference between making fun of you to actively hurt you or playful making fun

[coarse leaf]

Well, yeah

[uneven vault]

flirting isn’t real i think never been flirted with as far as i know

[twin bough]

Why is vc so full

[warped nacelle]

Because Simo

[twin bough]

Yeah that exactly

[coarse leaf]

But honestly, it feels good to be have reciprocated feelings about someone

I would be lying if I said it isn't

[twin bough]

I was CALLED cute once

But there was NO romance involved because it was just a friendly compliment lmao

[coarse leaf]

Damn

I mean, people say so much about my appearence, that it's insane

[uneven vault]

i was called cute then actively shut down and made my depression worse after

[twin bough]

Oh

[uneven vault]

[coarse leaf]

I accidently made one of my friends hate me after she kissed my hand and flirted with me.

The fumblest of bags.

Wait, why would she hate you for not liking her?

[twin bough]

I think dating friends is a bad idea

Because like if it ends

You cant really talk to them anymore without it being awkward

[uneven vault]

if they are mature people it shouldn’t be a problem

[coarse leaf]

Well, yeah

[heady iron]

When I was an edgy teenager and a girl straight up told me she was my girlfriend I responded by flinging insults at her

[twin bough]

I think you may have both been in the wrong there

[coarse leaf]

Not to mention that it's harder to approach someone with the intentions of solely having a relationship (not considering Tinder)

[heady iron]

I thought it was one of those teen dramas where the girl's friends dared her to go ask the nerd out or something

[uneven vault]

don’t even talk about tinder bro

[twin bough]

See i was talking about this the other day, so in the uk drinking culture is such a big thing and going out to bars is quite literally one of the few ways to meet people

Issue is i do not drink

[warped nacelle]

I've seen people genuinely do that

[coarse leaf]

I mean, my friend already liked me, then a lot happened, now we just don't talk anymore, so

[flat remnant]

All this talk about dating and flirting and i only have one story to my name

[twin bough]

So i quite literally cannot meet people solely for romance

[marsh ibex]

I have a story

[twin bough]

Atleast you have one

[marsh ibex]

Once upon a time

I met a dude

he tried to shoot me

the end

[heady iron]

So what you're saying is I was right in calling her names @marsh ibex

[hollow terrace]

My name is dude

[coarse leaf]

What

[uneven vault]

average tiktok challenge

[heady iron]

Wrong ping

[olive bobcat]

I once asked my friend out right before quarantine. She turned me down and we slowly stopped talking as quarantine went on

[coarse leaf]

Wait, why would someone just try to shoot at you? Wtf?

[marsh ibex]

funsies

[uneven vault]

same but we never talked again

[flat remnant]

r/twosentencehorror

[heady iron]

Wait how did jokers user get in that message

[marsh ibex]

sorcery

[warped nacelle]

no 😭 the ask as a joke part

[twin bough]

I dont even have to do that to make people never talk to me again

They just stop lmao

[olive bobcat]

I once went to the bartender. My name is Bart btw

[uneven vault]

rip bart

[warped nacelle]

There's a bar called Tender in Yakuza

[flat remnant]

No your not said the knife guy

[coarse leaf]

I mean, the only romantic story I have is literally a story about how I made a girl send a 2 minutes ugly crying audio to me bcz she didn't want to date me (neither did I)

[warped nacelle]

real

[uneven vault]

i had a stalker that’s my story

[coarse leaf]

Damn

[coarse leaf]

Oh god

[twin bough]

I dont got a story

[uneven vault]

yep and she was my neighbor to make it worse

[twin bough]

I can make one up if you guys want

[olive bobcat]

VA-11 HALL-A reference in Yakuza (VA-11 HALL-A invented bars)

[coarse leaf]

One more reason to not date your neighbors, guys

[flat remnant]

Only romantic story not counting one-sided crushes is that flirty one in middle school which is barely anything

[olive bobcat]

Eat your neighbors

[uneven vault]

she randomly came up to me and asked to hang out at school (i just moved there)

[twin bough]

I liked someone for 2 years and never asked them

[uneven vault]

then she found my house by ringing everyone’s doorbells

[twin bough]

Now they are gone

[heady iron]

r/twosentencehorror
My neighbor tried to ask me out on a date
I live in the middle of nowhere

[coarse leaf]

Why?

[twin bough]

Eh its complicated

[coarse leaf]

WAIT, what do you mean by gone?

[twin bough]

Far away

[uneven vault]

i had to make her actively hate me for her to leave me alone cause she would never stop ringing the doorbell unless i went outside with her

[twin bough]

They moved far for uni

[olive bobcat]

How far

[coarse leaf]

Ah

[heady iron]

6 feet under

[twin bough]

Like other side of the country

[olive bobcat]

Two sentence horror
My friend moved far away for uni. On second thought 6 feet isn't that far

[uneven vault]

she said she wanted to date me after like 3 days of knowing me and i said no but she kept trying and even tried to kiss me without concent multiple times

[twin bough]

Anywho, tldr; her friends hated me

[uneven vault]

relatable

[flat remnant]

Two sentence horror
My crush likes to eat worms
Today i woke up as a worm

[uneven vault]

sounds like a win to me

[flat remnant]

Oh okay not what i meant

[uneven vault]

get to die by the person i love

[warped nacelle]

True!!!

[twin bough]

Two sentence horror story
"Thank god im alone" i said
"No you are not" said the scary man

[heady iron]

Two sentence horror
My crush was about to kiss me
"No", said the big knife man under the bed

[uneven vault]

yay a friend

[olive bobcat]

Knife guy ripoff smh

[flat remnant]

I love being a toddler, said the toddler
Bark bark bark bark, said the pitbull

[uneven vault]

second sentence is “i woke up”

[twin bough]

Thats how the business rolls friend

[olive bobcat]

Cat send Knife Guy

[uneven vault]

two sentence horror
i was playing among us
i’m on a space station

[indigo nymph]

"so true lily" said lily
"hello" said window

[coarse leaf]

Scott pilgrim isn’t a bad show wtf?!

I still revoke none of my previous statements.

[olive bobcat]

Prude

[coarse leaf]

I’m still correct about allat

[coarse leaf]

STOP IT!

[olive bobcat]

I'll stop when it's not true

[coarse leaf]

You LIKED the FNAF movie, automatically, your taste in films are questionable

[coarse leaf]

I watched past 14:28 and I didn’t complain.

[coarse leaf]

Show, not film.

I haven’t seen the film.

[twin bough]

Chat i have an essay due in 2 weeks do i
A) start it this weekend
B) start it next weekend
C) start it the day before its due

[coarse leaf]

Well I turned it on but didn’t watch it.

There's no FNAF show

[coarse leaf]

B

Just a movie

Yeah so how is my taste in films related to my opinions in this show.

[olive bobcat]

Astru watch Konosuba

A funny isekai anime

[twin bough]

Chat what game should i get myself added too

[coarse leaf]

First of all , isn’t that the one with aqua?

[coarse leaf]

RoR2

[olive bobcat]

Yeah

[coarse leaf]

2nd worst genre ever man

Be one of us, Alf

[coarse leaf]

What's the worst one?

[twin bough]

Nah too popular i wouldnt be able to get into the credits at this point

[heady iron]

Metroidvania

Oh, tv shows

[coarse leaf]

harem

Fair enough

Mix the two and you get nuclear waste of a show.

[flat remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1069332496778530857/1176296155341136023/20231120_145918.gif?ex=656e5a29&is=655be529&hm=ee62ebe4c783aef3013d10dd43a1a64fbf3a1c6c83bc538ef95da1693e7d6f16&

[twin bough]

I think that would have the same effect as the other suggestion

[coarse leaf]

Then Celeste

[coarse leaf]

Yes!!

[olive bobcat]

You'll love Konosuba

[twin bough]

Ok i dont think you are seeing what i mean

[coarse leaf]

Shrue

[flat remnant]

Ayo what is the green one doing

[twin bough]

I mean
What game should i ||get put into||

[coarse leaf]

It's his tongue

[heady iron]

Eating a worm

[twin bough]

QUITE LITERALLY

[coarse leaf]

Wdym?

[twin bough]

NOT PLAY
GET PUT INTO

[heady iron]

Doom

[twin bough]

LIKE THE CREDITS

[coarse leaf]

WDYM GET PUT INTO

[flat remnant]

Like mod yourself or become a backer?

[coarse leaf]

WDYMMM

[twin bough]

Bingo that would work

[olive bobcat]

Jumanji

[twin bough]

Seems too easy though

I need a challenge this time

[flat remnant]

Hey you'd be in it

[coarse leaf]

Undertale

[twin bough]

I will take a 3 year level design course

[coarse leaf]

Okay this show is a ten out of ten one of the characters said “ora”

[twin bough]

And then apply for a game company

[coarse leaf]

Jojo reference so it’s peak.

[twin bough]

And then be in it

[coarse leaf]

Team cherry.

[twin bough]

I must fuel my enormous ego further now

[heady iron]

Supergiant rejected my gameplay engineer application with no relevant experience, the gall

[twin bough]

Cant believe it

I was sure they would

[uneven vault]

apply to innersloth

[twin bough]

Amogus

Uhhh could work but again i think its too popular and already done

[uneven vault]

if you can get in among us since it’s a small team your name will be seen

[fiery burrow]

Leak the next among us update

[uneven vault]

[twin bough]

OK whats an early access game that isnt finished and needs community help there we go

[uneven vault]

uh

what do you even do

[twin bough]

That is the goldmine

[fiery burrow]

Slime Rancher 2 imo

[uneven vault]

can you make assets

[twin bough]

Not translations i want something new

[twin bough]

TRUE

THAT IS IN EARLY ACCESS RIGHT

[coarse leaf]

There is one game

Very small but I like.

It’s called Fortnite.

[uneven vault]

work at fortnite and make the new dances

true!!!!

[coarse leaf]

YES!!

[fiery burrow]

mhm

[uneven vault]

griddy 2

[twin bough]

Fortnite omni man skin

[heady iron]

Work at a giant studio so your name gets lost in a sea of credits

[twin bough]

No even with an indie game it gets lost

[flat remnant]

Work at a giant studio so they can exclude your name in particular

[uneven vault]

do what dj khalid does all he does is scream his name over music and get rich

[twin bough]

REAL

These are some great suggestions chat

[uneven orchid]

@warped nacelle @gilded adder Chef Judgement complete

[twin bough]

Hi noxie

[uneven vault]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-gif-3740296292828441808

[coarse leaf]

Hi noxious gas

[uneven orchid]

Heya!

[uneven orchid]

Hey

[uneven vault]

dj khalid dance in fortnite when

[twin bough]

OOOO WAIT, I CAN CHECK SUBNAUTICA 3 WHEN THAT GOES INTO EARLY ACCESS

THERES MY NEXT TARGET

[uneven vault]

just donate to kickstarter projects that say they will add your name to credits and don’t get scammed

[twin bough]

IM GONNA DO SOMETHING IDFK WHAT

[fiery burrow]

Every kickstarter I donate to fails

Its a curse

[twin bough]

Yeah but that seems a little too easy

[uneven vault]

fails as in like gets backing and dies or doesn’t get enough money

[twin bough]

Its just giving money to be put in the credits

[fiery burrow]

not enough money

[twin bough]

Like nuh uh i wanna DO something COOL and make a mark

[uneven vault]

that’s how business works

uh playlist silksong smh

[fiery burrow]

Pay to win

[twin bough]

Team cherry have a bounty on me

So i dont think they would let me

[uneven vault]

idk just work in the games industry if you want your name in credits?

[twin bough]

True

[uneven vault]

start an indie studio and make your own game

[twin bough]

TRUE

[uneven vault]

then you can make your name in credits huge

[twin bough]

I CAN BE THE GAME THIS TIME

[coarse leaf]

Make silksong two

[uneven vault]

massive covering entire screen

all me nobody else made this

[heady iron]

Make the name of the game your name

[uneven vault]

true

[twin bough]

YESYESYESYES

ALL THE CHARACTERS
ARE ME

[uneven vault]

geniuses here

the story is you

every like of dialogue is your name

[flat remnant]

Mas, ter, alf, and redo

[twin bough]

IM LIKING THIS

[heady iron]

Every sprite is an image of your name, every text is your name, every sound effect is a warped version of you saying your name

[fiery burrow]

dont forget | hiiii, thats the villain

[twin bough]

The entire game
Will be in pirate language

[uneven vault]

the entire code is just your name in different randomization algorithms

[twin bough]

Wait no scrap that

The game will BE MY BRAIN

[craggy cave]

Silk?

[twin bough]

I WILL REMOVE MY BRAIN

[uneven vault]

nope

[twin bough]

AND DO SCIENCES

[uneven vault]

nope silk only song

[twin bough]

AND THE GAME WILL BE MY BRAIN

THE BRAIN GAME
THE MASTERALFERADO BRAIN GAME

[flat remnant]

Alf on his mad scientist arc rn

[coarse leaf]

Question

[fiery burrow]

silk

[twin bough]

I NEED TO FUEL MY EGO

[coarse leaf]

Is the 2nd evil ex, the movie guy , voiced by duke nukem??

Silksong will be a Unity 5 or Unity 6 game?

[flat remnant]

No he's chris evans

[twin bough]

Captain america

[fiery burrow]

Stencil

[coarse leaf]

Wowzers

[uneven vault]

scratch

[twin bough]

My brain

[coarse leaf]

Brother do we LOOK like team cherry???

[craggy cave]

Silksong is made out of assembly

[uneven vault]

silksong is coded in binary

[twin bough]

Chat i am going to put together a team

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/pop-popteamepic-epic-team-poputepipikku-gif-23016007

[coarse leaf]

no just thinking if anyone have an idea about it

[flat remnant]

Why would we

[coarse leaf]

I’ll be marketing

[craggy cave]

Every line of code, mechanically produced

[uneven vault]

has to be versions of you

[twin bough]

This isnt for the game this is for a new threat

[flat remnant]

I'll be art (but not rn am sick :()

[twin bough]

You are hired

[coarse leaf]

there is game discussion going on and i often see some people talking about they creating game using some engine or unity or something else so

[coarse leaf]

I’ll still be marketing

[twin bough]

You are hired

[coarse leaf]

Yay!!

[twin bough]

Ok so it will be less of a team and more of a cult since i havent done one of those here yet

[coarse leaf]

WOAH.

[uneven vault]

since silksong isn’t out we don’t really know that’s about it

[coarse leaf]

I can’t be doing cult stuff sorry man

[twin bough]

My first one worked perfectly the second one didnt have any marketing so it failed

We have brownies

[coarse leaf]

Not interested.

[twin bough]

And super mario is the official mascot

[coarse leaf]

Hmmm.

[twin bough]

With sonic

[coarse leaf]

What’s it about

[twin bough]

And uhhhhhhhhhh oppenheimer

[twin bough]

Uhhh cogfly cult yeah its a cogfly cult

Sure that can be it

[coarse leaf]

Actually majority part of Silksong game is made with Unity 5 currently but Unity announced Unity 6 in 2024 so i am not sure if Team Cherry wait for Unity 6 and utilize it 🤔

[twin bough]

Thats like the only interesting creature i can think of right now

[heady iron]

Unity 5.6 came out in line 2017 dude

[craggy cave]

Probably not

[uneven vault]

don’t think they would switch

that would delay the game longer and you have little unhappy gremlins

[coarse leaf]

I can wait and it will look much better and perform better with unity 6

[heady iron]

Wtf is unity 6 bro

[uneven vault]

fr

idek the difference

[twin bough]

The sequel

[flat remnant]

Unity 5 2

[fiery burrow]

They are really milking this franchise dry ong

[craggy cave]

Isnt unity like unity 2019

[uneven vault]

ong

[fiery burrow]

The series peaked at 2

[twin bough]

It kinda fell off after unity 4s ending

[coarse leaf]

new version of Unity engine is called as Unity 6 and its coming in 2024 i guess

[hollow terrace]

if unity 6 has some REAL cool tech that TC really wanted but turns out it wasnt that streamlined in unity 5 than its a possible action

[uneven vault]

has to be REAL

[twin bough]

It has the ability to use just your brain to play the game

[uneven vault]

otherwise i don’t see it

[craggy cave]

It has AI

[twin bough]

It also has the if you die in the game you die in real life feature

[coarse leaf]

I just checked Unity 6 features they are really helpful for Silksong but i doubt if Team cherry gonna wait for it and reconsider making game on it 🤔

[uneven vault]

ai silksong

ai generated silksong soon

[fiery burrow]

They should add those character AIs where you can talk to them in game

[twin bough]

They should add farming

[heady iron]

Silksong nfts

[fiery burrow]

They should add town building

[craggy cave]

They should add sandbox element

[uneven vault]

silksong should be more like fortnite

[twin bough]

They should add a friendship system

[flat remnant]

Sherma dating sim 🙏

[uneven vault]

hornet should do the griddy

[coarse leaf]

wait wt? all mods have December divison? 🤔.
any event planning in this server on Dec?

[uneven vault]

tga

[fiery burrow]

I want to MARRY the bugs like in stardew valley

[uneven vault]

it’s hopium that it’ll be at the game awards i believe

[twin bough]

BINGO

[uneven vault]

won’t call it copium but

hopium to be nicer

[fiery burrow]

Its anti gloomium

[twin bough]

I dont care when it releases i just want people to be quiet about asking when

[fiery burrow]

You will not get your wish

[twin bough]

I never do

[delicate viper]

when silksong release?

[twin bough]

Buzz look an alien

[fiery burrow]

Go ask it to like a genie and have them twist it in the worst way possible

[hollow terrace]

Silksong have to deal with a
playstation port
nintendo port
xbox port
linux port
mac port and
all the sub ports differences in a console generation

[coarse leaf]

Steam deck

[twin bough]

Last time i did that they stole my heart

[coarse leaf]

I am expecting any news under febrauary 15th

[craggy cave]

No mobile support?

[twin smelt]

is kan here?

[fiery burrow]

No n64 port

[twin smelt]

lmao

[coarse leaf]

yes leth saod they thought to release on 2023 Q1 .
so i think they are fine with all ports but however they keep making the game more bigger,more quality so yeah

[twin smelt]

also i am back hello its totally not been 7months

[uneven vault]

it’s always the problem with trying to make games day 1 release in every system

[fiery burrow]

[marsh ibex]

he said first half, not first quarter

[coarse leaf]

Hello

[craggy cave]

Wonder if silksong would come out before or after switch 2

[twin bough]

Haha cities skylines 2 moment

[uneven vault]

switch 3

[hollow terrace]

in conclusion BLAME tc for shilling to consoles

[uneven vault]

TRUE

i hate you consoles

[coarse leaf]

oh still then we can expect in 2024 ending then?

[fiery burrow]

and linux

[marsh ibex]

no

expect nothing

be pleasantly surprised instead

[twin bough]

It will release when it releases be patient

[coarse leaf]

switch 2 port 😕

[hollow terrace]

other indies release their game on pc and 2 year later they drop their consoles ports

TC SHOULD FOLLOW WHAT OTHER INDIES DO

[fiery burrow]

OK but what about the pure joy of "AHA I KNEW IT"

[marsh ibex]

well they have experience with previously porting the game so

[uneven vault]

[marsh ibex]

It would not be an issue

[fiery burrow]

If you hope constantly you are bound to be right once

[flat remnant]

When I'm in an impatience competition and my opponent is silksong fans:

[marsh ibex]

they know the hardware now

[fleet temple]

I mean they kinda did with the first game

[uneven vault]

it’s not about the porting process it’s the consoles asking for changes and stuff

[charred pulsar]

Compared to HK with was a Windows only launch, then consoles, then Switch after that. A multi-platform launch is huge comparatively

[twin bough]

Chat imma go, i might return, i might not

[coarse leaf]

yes been patient .
gonna be 5years if we reach febrauary 14th 2024 .
Hope i will be alive until then .

[twin bough]

Well i will return

[marsh ibex]

go back to eating breakfast you dork

Dweeb

booger brai

[fiery burrow]

Goodbye

[charred pulsar]

It's nearly 1pm, almost lunch time

[uneven vault]

so blame console makers for being annoying

[marsh ibex]

Prove it

[fleet temple]

Blame people for buying consoles at all

[fiery burrow]

Blame their parents, too

[coarse leaf]

Switch 2 launching with Silksong 😅

[hollow terrace]

we couldve had silksong by now if it wasnt for those meddling consoles and their stupid linux dog!

[uneven vault]

switch 2 isn’t real

[fiery burrow]

linux sucks

[uneven vault]

[fiery burrow]

No one who uses linux takes showers

[uneven vault]

we haven’t even talked about mac os hollow knight players

[fiery burrow]

All 6 of them

[uneven vault]

egfloggygoggy

but it still would theoretically cause issues

i do wonder if they are making things that would be dlc launch things instead

[coarse leaf]

Why is Johnny cash’s “ring of fire” the credits song for this episode

Looks like I can’t skip the credits sadge

Am I rlly about to binge this entire show tonight

Maaan

[flat remnant]

Be warned there's some real gay stuff happening in a few episodes

[coarse leaf]

As long as it’s nothing like episode one 14:00-15:00

[flat remnant]

Bro took the time out of his day and memorized the exact minute it happens 🗿

[coarse leaf]

No that’s a rough estimate

The 14:28 is the exact

But after that’s it’s guessing.

[hollow terrace]

well what if the playstation port team that helped port hollow knight was LAYOFF, and now TC have to teach their tech port noobs again!

[uneven vault]

just don’t lay them off duh

we all know development better than the real devs

[coarse leaf]

Lessons bungie, big company , needs

[fiery burrow]

I watched a couple Game Makers Toolkit and Design Doc videos, I could probably make silksong myself!

[heady iron]

I went through Brackeys' flappy bird in unity tutorial, clearly I could make silksong in less than 5 years

[uneven vault]

i did hour of code at school once in a pro

[coarse leaf]

It wasn’t that gay

[fleet temple]

I've played Mario maker, I can make 5 HK games in 1 year easy

[fiery burrow]

Cant be gayer than me

[coarse leaf]

It was

[fiery burrow]

[coarse leaf]

I did not wait until the full thing before saying it’s not gay

It’s totally gay

[fiery burrow]

My crown of gayness..,.. has fallen

[flat remnant]

what episode are you at

[coarse leaf]

5

[flat remnant]

Ah

[languid linden]

What show

[flat remnant]

Yeah it's coming in a second

[coarse leaf]

Scott pilgrim takes off

[languid linden]

Ah

[coarse leaf]

If you mean later that episode I think it happened.

[languid linden]

Probably gay

[flat remnant]

Did it have wallace

[coarse leaf]

Lines , trailer

[flat remnant]

Ah hehehe

[flat remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1069332496778530857/1176296155341136023/20231120_145918.gif?ex=656e5a29&is=655be529&hm=ee62ebe4c783aef3013d10dd43a1a64fbf3a1c6c83bc538ef95da1693e7d6f16&

[uneven vault]

why do those gifs exist

[dull spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-nails-office-gif-8469474852216868712

[flat remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1069332496778530857/1176301121535496232/86pzie.gif?ex=656e5ec9&is=655be9c9&hm=dd0d55dfa5453600691f530a5b20c0f138943779aaf99f4be022ebd6b8579c12&

[coarse leaf]

He made them.

[uneven vault]

why is everyone kissing

[twin bough]

You would be surprised with how often they are used

[coarse leaf]

There is a lot of kissing in the show.

[flat remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/1176390073269375056/SPOILER_86qupm.gif?ex=656eb1a1&is=655c3ca1&hm=b03f099c1a9e1558da0d0b8abc31fb281e6d6c90bae0c4ae334848543583806e&

[uneven vault]

yeah but i don’t want to see them

[twin bough]

Fair

[flat remnant]

L tbh

[hollow terrace]

Banning kissing

[flat remnant]

Damn i scared graig away :(

[iron spear]

Stop posting this shit

[fiery burrow]

kissing yucky

[coarse leaf]

NEXT HE’S GONNA BAN WOMEN SHOWING SHOULDERS

[uneven vault]

w

[twin bough]

You're not my mom

[trim estuary]

Should I be glad that images aren’t loading

[flat remnant]

Why 😭

[coarse leaf]

Maybe

[uneven vault]

it’s just people kissing

[fiery burrow]

seems to be making people uncomfortable

[iron spear]

If I were you would be cool and rich.

[coarse leaf]

Wrong , YOU would be cool and rich cause Alfredo is

[iron spear]

[coarse leaf]

Alfredo is rolling in the dough , you ain’t got nothing on him

[uneven vault]

seems to… yeah i wonder why i don’t want to see the spit come off when they kiss

[flat remnant]

Homophobes 🙄

[fleet temple]

The WOKE has taken over silksong discussion
What's next, the main character of this chat will be a WOMAN!?!?????

[twin bough]

What the devils people think im cool

[coarse leaf]

Yes

I do!

[uneven vault]

…

[coarse leaf]

Anyway who is this Greg fellow?

[modest night]

hello guys

[uneven vault]

owner of team cherry

[coarse leaf]

Hi Sonia

[trim estuary]

Hi Sonia

[hollow terrace]

kissing gifs is only allowed if its hornet and lace kissing

[coarse leaf]

Wait Greg team cherry-

[twin bough]

Ceo of the moon or something

[uneven vault]

canon

[coarse leaf]

You’re kidding

[trim estuary]

I’ll get to work straight away

[modest night]

there will be an in game cinematic

[iron spear]

More hornet Lewds, you heard him

[hollow terrace]

[uneven vault]

graig as in the playtester yes

[twin bough]

So you are giving us direct permission to post this is what i am hearing

[modest night]

no

[twin bough]

And no takesies backsies either

[uneven vault]

true just window

[iron spear]

Simo said it's ok

[fiery burrow]

I cannot find any lace x hornet material to post 😔

[twin bough]

See simo said its ok so we can

[modest night]

you're slandering poor simo

[uneven vault]

ok sounds good to me

[fiery burrow]

did Team Cherry say its ok

[flat remnant]

Why don't we ping him with said lewds and find out for sure

[hollow terrace]

STOP RUINING MY BIT

[modest night]

you'll get graig banned...

[trim estuary]

No don’t say that someone’s gonna actually do it

[twin bough]

I asked president biden if it was ok and he just started pointing at me

[hollow terrace]

MY GLASS CASTLE DESTROYED

[uneven vault]

think you should just dm window the images

[twin bough]

Surely no one is that silly

[uneven vault]

have you seen all the pings in #art-discussion to mods

[twin bough]

No i have that channel muted

[hollow terrace]

alright chat were moving on

[twin bough]

Removed from my list infact

[trim estuary]

Yeah let’s talk about… tools.

[uneven vault]

you don’t like art cringe

[twin bough]

Ok

[coarse leaf]

Window.

Give me Nintendo switch game recommendations plz

[fiery burrow]

what are the tool colors we have seen so far

[hollow terrace]

I don’t have a switch

[uneven vault]

fortnite

[fiery burrow]

the tool flavors

[modest night]

You'll make that joke after silksong releases and people will actually start talking about tools

[flat remnant]

Will they be in silksong

[hollow terrace]

Well I do

[trim estuary]

Yes

[hollow terrace]

But family owned

[twin bough]

Yes
Yes they will

[trim estuary]

I’ve tried to get #hk-general to do it but they just ignore me 😔

[twin bough]

Unlocked a damn memory scarfy

[uneven vault]

those are the final boss’s goons

[modest night]

I'm not sure what to buy myself for christmas

[iron spear]

@charred pulsar

[uneven vault]

vbucks

[iron spear]

Here's that lewd

[coarse leaf]

WOAAAAAAH

[trim estuary]

I got the Handy Manny UNO cards I’ve basically won Silksong

[uneven vault]

who is this

[coarse leaf]

MODS BAN HIM

[twin bough]

Is that super mario in real life

[coarse leaf]

Plz give them.

[twin bough]

Why is mario wearing his own merch

[coarse leaf]

I miss handy manny

[trim estuary]

It’s like that thing YouTubers do

[iron spear]

I am saying Wahoo in that pic actually

[hollow terrace]

Unofficial Nintendo merch

[twin bough]

Graig are you mario

This is important for the press

[hollow terrace]

Nintendo ceo of Australia is gonna KILL graig

[uneven vault]

who is ceo of australia

[iron spear]

Shigeru hand knitted that for me

[twin bough]

Uhhh a spider probably

[opal dew]

Is this you irl?

[charred pulsar]

Thanks for the lewd! Mario shirt

[opal dew]

Dude you're a walking soyjak

[flat remnant]

No it's mario

[twin bough]

Depends is graig mario or not because that is clearly mario

[hollow terrace]

That is so rude

[uneven vault]

banned? for being rude

[trim estuary]

💀

[atomic sparrow]

chat is this real ?

[modest night]

Is she wrong tho

[iron spear]

You say Wah without being a soyjak, I'll wait

[coarse leaf]

@uncut citrus here is a quote for you reevy

[flat remnant]

Wahjack

[coarse leaf]

lol

[twin bough]

Im gonna go eep rn

[hollow terrace]

Wtf……………

[coarse leaf]

Night!!

[iron spear]

I actually don't know what this is

[iron spear]

Hahaha oh nice

[uneven vault]

[iron spear]

So like a cool guy

[opal dew]

Yes

[heady iron]

That's markiplier

[uneven vault]

https://tenor.com/view/metro-man-super-speed-goodbye-cool-gif-11549314578592332628

[hollow terrace]

Old man graig coming through with his internet knowledge

[iron spear]

Here's a better pic of me
https://media.tenor.com/00XYE78rHHcAAAAM/obese-boy-obesity.gif

[coarse leaf]

WTF..

That’s so much worse than the kissing gifs.

Fr man

[flat remnant]

Body positivity 💪

[hollow terrace]

YOU ALL DID THIS

all cheer “go graig go”

[flat remnant]

Go graig go

[coarse leaf]

Stop Graig stop

[iron spear]

I got nothing to do now that silksong is finished

[marsh ibex]

damn

[marsh ibex]

finally I can write another article

[analog vortex]

Yo chat

[iron spear]

Stunning and brave

[coarse leaf]

Wow Graig those free silksong ads on youtube are real!!!!! I should click on them?!?!?

[flat remnant]

Omw to @ gamerant on twitter with that message screenshot

[analog vortex]

Do it

[coarse leaf]

DO IT NO BALLS

[uneven vault]

will get more copium users here to make fun of sounds like a win win

[iron spear]

Finished, financially... Haha .. I need a job TC are bankrupt

[flat remnant]

Graig will you be dissapointed in me should i actually do it

[analog vortex]

I am TC

[trim estuary]

Don’t you have Roc’s Odyssey

[iron spear]

I would be very disappointed

[flat remnant]

Darn :(

[analog vortex]

Here’s the real question

[hollow terrace]

Team cherry money well is GONE Australia banned cracking therefore hurting team cherry oil well

[analog vortex]

Are you disappointed with him already

[uneven vault]

australia banned crack? damn

[iron spear]

Sure do, I hope you guys like NPCs having dialogues with each other that you can interrupt

[coarse leaf]

I should do it…

[iron spear]

Because I just made a bunch

They get angry at you lol

[flat remnant]

Sure then I'd be free of sin

[iron spear]

Basically the entire game is trolling the entire world. My ultimate dream

[coarse leaf]

I’ll flip a coin, best two out of 3 , heads , I don’t , tails , I do.

Can’t find a coin

Gonna use Mario wonder cartridge

[flat remnant]

flipacoin.com

[coarse leaf]

2 tails

[warped umbra]

the game is an introspection

[coarse leaf]

But I won’t

[carmine island]

Graig

You have just made me the happiest man in the world

[coarse leaf]

AND SCOTT PILGRIM SHOW HAD A METAL GEAR REFERENCE

11/10

Love metal gear.

[heady iron]

Which one, the one with the memes or the good one

[marsh ibex]

So none of them?

[hollow terrace]

Silksong will have

This kind of structures that ARENT puzzles

[quiet knot]

God that is infuriating, bomb it.

[hollow terrace]

https://x.com/teamsanshee/status/1728081608798806093?s=46&t=ug9KP7jEabJ1lmlYd176sA

Ignore international shipping cost…

[marsh ibex]

epic embed none

[fiery burrow]

why is saint making the 😔 face

[hollow terrace]

It’ll be a nice surprise if she doesn’t know what it is

[warped nacelle]

Saint is always 😔

mlem plushie

[modest night]

He looks like that one made in abyss blob character

[warped nacelle]

oh god true

I can't unsee it

[modest night]

I don't like the way the plushes are shaped but it was a nice thought window

[cerulean sable]

im more focused on imagining a game i greatly want to exist, than i am in actually playing an existing one

im not talking about Silksong either so piss off

[hollow terrace]

Damn, worth a shot though!

[modest night]

I don't think I've ever seen a good slugcat plush honestly

They all look kinda off

[fiery burrow]

hm, what game do you really want to exist?

[uneven vault]

fortnite 2

[modest night]

He's thinking about the stalker or portal or quake series probably

[uneven vault]

portal 3?

[olive bobcat]

I have returned to my home

[opal dew]

I need more games like signalis and silent hill 2

[warped nacelle]

I need more games like Yakuza

oh wait

[opal dew]

And more games like disco elysium and fallout

[hollow terrace]

Too bad those genres of games are DEAD

once in a century

All profit driven games

[opal dew]

I love being a fan of old school rpgs and psychological horror games!

Infact we got bg3 this year I can't complain on that front

[warped nacelle]

yooo you played bg3

[opal dew]

Love bg3

Game of the year

[warped nacelle]

🥹

so true

[opal dew]

Almost everything I want in a game

Or personally enjoy in a game

Great combat, pretty good story, amazing role playing and character building options

And it had aaa presentation

[warped nacelle]

Got me so invested in it

[opal dew]

I played it and nothing else for like a month

[warped nacelle]

Pretty much the same

[hollow terrace]

I just need more fromsoft games

[surreal remnant]

what’s with all the “ [DECEMBER DIVISION]” nicks

[opal dew]

I mean they're still making them just slowly

[coarse leaf]

TGA hoping.

[fiery burrow]

SILKSONG TGA BABYYYY

[opal dew]

I mean infact they're still making silent hill

Oh god they're still making silent hill

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/dH6yB_bwrgE

[surreal remnant]

whats tga

[warped nacelle]

game awards

[fiery burrow]

The Game Awards

[coarse leaf]

The game awards.

[opal dew]

The gruel awards

[marsh ibex]

goodbye

[uneven vault]

when is tga

[opal dew]

Goodbye Joseph joker

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/lot-flying-plane-wings-of-a-plane-gif-5948651852554188861

[fiery burrow]

dec 7

[opal dew]

Why is tga

[uneven vault]

so i know when not to watch cause last game awards was so boring

[opal dew]

Broooo ur gonna miss the farming games section

[uneven vault]

[warped nacelle]

But WORLD PREMIERES

[opal dew]

And the dead space event

[gaunt fox]

i fucking ATE silksong

[warped nacelle]

You mean HATE

[uneven vault]

so true can never be seen again

[gaunt fox]

no im HUNGRY

[serene chasm]

might watch if valve does another deck giveaway

[uneven vault]

valve did a deck giveaway?

[serene chasm]

yeah

[opal dew]

What if valve did a gave newell comes to your house and kills you with a crowbar giveaway

[uneven vault]

good

[serene chasm]

sign me up

[warped nacelle]

crowbar risk of rain reference

[hollow terrace]

I HAD ENOUGH

[uneven vault]

crowbar was invented by risk of rain yes

[opal dew]

Cowbae breaking into my local pharmacy reference

[uneven vault]

TRUE

[warped nacelle]

no ss until Window unblocks

[opal dew]

It should be the gay awards and they announce gay person of the year

[warped nacelle]

do we get to vote

[serene chasm]

I win every year

[uneven vault]

no prob rigged like every year of game awards

[coarse leaf]

Shrue

[hollow terrace]

Hornet

or lace

[warped nacelle]

World Premiere: Curly is gay

[coarse leaf]

I hope scarf isn’t asleep cause I’m gonna ping him in a few minutes

[opal dew]

I need some good games with queer characters that aren't visual novels or like unsavoury

Stuff like nitw and signalis and fallout new vegas

[uneven vault]

world premiere: game awards is bankrupt

[serene chasm]

celeste

[opal dew]

Played

[uneven vault]

hollow knight

[opal dew]

Never heard of

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/4YAQzjMQbCY

[warped nacelle]

gone forever it's too late

[uneven vault]

see one day one of these jokes will be real

[warped nacelle]

I don't have that kind of power

[uneven vault]

the government

[hollow terrace]

If you squint at any popular gacha game

[warped nacelle]

How do you know where I work

[serene chasm]

Lowkey hope they make Hornet gay just to watch the assholes lose their minds

[coarse leaf]

Genshin impa-

[hollow terrace]

Squint REALLY hard while playing them

[uneven vault]

why does hornet have dialogue and pronouns!

[coarse leaf]

Imagine having pronouns

Astrumify no need pronoun for I am caveman

Wait is I a pronoun ?

[opal dew]

https://tenor.com/view/pronouns-starfield-yapping-rage-spitting-facts-gif-11981307528457578648

[coarse leaf]

Did I ruin my joke-

[uneven vault]

also astrum with he next to name

and yes you did

[coarse leaf]

NOOO.

[serene chasm]

Hornet must battle foes and solve mysteries as she ascends on a deadly pilgrimage to the kingdom’s peak.

SS too woke

[uneven vault]

🤬

[warped nacelle]

Pronouns?? in the bug game I bought with MY money????

[uneven vault]

wonder if the starfield pronoun guy ever went outside

[warped nacelle]

Who?

[uneven vault]

he made a whole rant cause starfield allowed you to pick your pronouns

[warped nacelle]

[coarse leaf]

Okay, so, now I get to do my big rant!

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/pronouns-starfield-yapping-rage-spitting-facts-gif-11981307528457578648

[uneven vault]

it’s what the guys whole channel is so people trying to figure out if it was bait or not

[warped nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/yagami-explanation-explain-lost-judgment-subsidiary-gif-23237636

[flat remnant]

The bald guy went on a long rant about starfield having pronoun options

[uneven vault]

https://tenor.com/view/please-add-your-pronouns-pronouns-discord-geccord-100gecs-gif-19950729

[coarse leaf]

Spoilers for the Scott pilgrim anime

@flat remnant

||So, is the future Scott pilgrim timeline where Scott and Ramona divorce following the events of the movie , or the game?||

Ok that wasn’t that long of a rant.

[uneven vault]

pronouns in scott pilgrim?

[flat remnant]

Of the comics

[coarse leaf]

Ok thank you

Last episode time!!!

Yay!!

[uneven vault]

no more woke nonsense guys remove pronoun roles

[coarse leaf]

This might actually overtake jojo as my number 1 anime

Cause they don’t make a thesis statement in each battle.

One gripe with jojo.

[flat remnant]

hmm

[final portal]

JoJo negs

[coarse leaf]

Shhh.

That 1 minute in the first episode was so mid

Better than the 3 minutes of mid in jojo tho

[coarse leaf]

Wrrrrong!

Jojo is amazing in all aspects except most of the fights.

Also I kinda like shorter shows anyway.

[final portal]

The fights are the best bit

[coarse leaf]

Jojo is still great tho

[coarse leaf]

Eh, I like seeing the stuff in between

I don’t like the face to face fights in jojo, I more like person vs remote stand

Like Rohan and cheap trick or passione and Green Day

[final portal]

Nah I like the ones like star platinum and the world

[weary tapir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7J9lBQDmsI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BIG OUNCE IS ACTUALLY DEAD

[coarse leaf]

WHAT?

YOURE KIDDING

[weary tapir]

NO

the CIA has lost its greatest asset

😦

[quiet knot]

🫡 Rest in Peace Big Ounce

[olive bobcat]

JoJo fights are peak

[weary tapir]

biggerton ouncington lives on in our hearts

[coarse leaf]

I love his content man and now one of the best animals is dead wtf man

[high hedge]

Big Ounce was allowed to actually die????

[weary tapir]

it's actually not clickbait for once

[high hedge]

Why couldn’t he stay with us forever 😔

[final portal]

Yeah

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sticky-fingers-punching-zipper-bruno-prosciutto-gif-16195850

[olive bobcat]

Probably one of my favorite scenes

Stuck in my head ever since I saw it

[dull spruce]

aw

[high hedge]

Bruno one of the best characters in jojo

[coarse leaf]

Yes

[olive bobcat]

On another note, Gojo and Bruno have the same VA

[final portal]

Best part 5 character

[coarse leaf]

Doppio>

[olive bobcat]

It was a bit hard for me to recognize until Gojo started screaming, then it was super clear

[high hedge]

He alone is the zipper man

[heady iron]

Ghiacchio >>>

[coarse leaf]

Shrue

[final portal]

Bucciarati negs

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/XKtpTtaV4nU

[languid linden]

Just got to chapter 200 of OP

[olive bobcat]

What arc is it

[languid linden]

Alabasta

[olive bobcat]

Ah, first big arc of the series

[analog vortex]

Allah bless ya

[high hedge]

Discounting Gaimon’s island

[analog vortex]

[languid linden]

So One Piece gets good at chapter 160 ig

How long does it stay good

[olive bobcat]

It gets good at chapter 1 and it only gets better

[high hedge]

Miss Goldenweek actually appears before 160

[languid linden]

And Gaimon too ofc

[olive bobcat]

At least until 597, where I am

[high hedge]

Marineford?

[languid linden]

when's uh what's it called

[olive bobcat]

I'm almost caught up to JJK, then I'll probably watch more One Piece

[languid linden]

Skypia or whatever

[olive bobcat]

I took a short hiatus at the timeskip

[high hedge]

That’s the next big arc

[languid linden]

That's supposed to be really good right

[high hedge]

Who said that

[languid linden]

Or was it really mid I don't remember

[olive bobcat]

I liked it

[high hedge]

You’ll see when you read it

[olive bobcat]

Luffy vs Enel was fun

[languid linden]

It was definitely really quite something to be sure

[high hedge]

I liked it when Enel was the focus

I hate Enel’s vassals

[languid linden]

I'm also watching Invincible and AoT rn so

[high hedge]

They all suck

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/A6UfvqVKoME

[languid linden]

My attention is pretty split

[languid linden]

Oh that guy I saw that clip

[analog vortex]

I liked when Luffy came out and luffed on the One Piece accidentally to free all pirates

[high hedge]

Some would say pirates are already free

[olive bobcat]

My original goal when I started watching One Piece was to at least finish Skypiea

But I love it so I'm watching all of it

Might buy another Straw Hat figure on Monday if there's a killer sale

[high hedge]

Killer is cool ig

[cerulean sable]

a slow paced coop horror game with resource managemen- oh wait

thats already barotrauma

and were literally playthrough it rn

[olive bobcat]

Wrong Killer

[cerulean sable]

case averted guys, im now satisfied

[olive bobcat]

I kinda want to buy that Brook figure

[coarse leaf]

I love barotrauma

Put 3 fuel rods in an engine by accident.

Nuked my sub!!

[cerulean sable]

my favorite part is

just floating by

and when combat is about to start

[languid linden]

Damn why is Luffy's voice so high

[cerulean sable]

the ship shuts down cuz we forgot to replace the fuel rod

[languid linden]

17 didn't hit puberty smh

[flat remnant]

I convinced my sister to play everywhere at the end of time during a family thing

[olive bobcat]

[coarse leaf]

What that-

WHAT THAT.

[olive bobcat]

Dementia album

[coarse leaf]

I’M SCARED WHAT THAT.

[flat remnant]

Mr incredible uncanny

[languid linden]

nah 😭

[olive bobcat]

I haven't listened to it in a while

[coarse leaf]

I give it…

A 10/10

the show, I mean.

I forgive the show episode one 14:00-15:00

[olive bobcat]

agoneyes

[coarse leaf]

Good show!

[olive bobcat]

Tbh this figure looks sick as hell

[vagrant panther]

bocchi the what

[languid linden]

I wonder if I should listen to everywhere at the end of time at some point

I mean reading the wikipedia article was horrifying enough