sk-discussion

[violet path]

holy shit my brain is rotted

[flat remnant]

Burton just did the first 3 episodes iirc?

[coarse leaf]

I mean, you could say that Wednesday being edgy is already enough magic for Tim Burton

[rapid topaz]

Idk

[analog vortex]

lmao im on ch 413 for the loud house fanfic (fake) help

[frail valve]

How about that indie world presentation

[violet path]

in the loud house in the loud house

[high hedge]

Wait there was a yiik conversation

[flat remnant]

God fuck the loud house fandom

[prisma meteor]

@shell yacht when you said she lost her body i thought you were talking about this and i was gonna be like ummmmm actually she says no to crayak

[violet path]

jump push kick shove this is how we show our love in the loud house in the loud house

[coarse leaf]

Wait, Loud House has a fandom?

[violet path]

one boy 10 girls wouldnt trade em for the world

loud
loud
loud house

[flat remnant]

I'm wheezing

[analog vortex]

have you seen the long loud hous fan fic

[violet path]

how?

[coarse leaf]

A fandom about a show that is 99% fart jokes?

God, I can't even imagine that

[shell yacht]

oh where she tries to half ass a chimera? no lol not that

[high hedge]

Oh it was just animorphs

[violet path]

were talking about THIS show right?

[flat remnant]

Everything has a fandom you nitwit it came with your fucking being an animated show

[coarse leaf]

Yeah

[prisma meteor]

the cover doesnt make it clear but the version of her with claws and stuff is also like 10 stories tall

[high hedge]

Do people care about animorph spoilers

[flat remnant]

Why is she shorter tho....

[violet path]

i hate life if thats true

[analog vortex]

it is

[coarse leaf]

WHAT

[prisma meteor]

what does this mean

[coarse leaf]

God, it makes me remember the Diary of a Wimpy Kid fan fic all over again

[prisma meteor]

what does half ass a chimera mean...

[flat remnant]

Still not an original work, a good portion of these chapters are ripped straight from the show's script

[shell yacht]

she tried to morph multiple things at once but she was paralyzed

[violet path]

ima play fnaf 4 i'll be back if i die

[crisp drift]

Does any religion's scripture counts as literary work in the English Language? Cause if that thing is longer than those, damn.

[prisma meteor]

i.... dont think that happened in the book i just sent

[shell yacht]

hmmm

her chimera thing was a pretty early attempt iirc so maybe not

[analog vortex]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12715870/2262/The-Loud-House-Revamped

this is todays chapter

[coarse leaf]

No embed, no click

[analog vortex]

the 2262nd chapter

[prisma meteor]

the weird form in the book i sent was temporarily given to her by crayak because he was trying to appeal to her violent side and say if she sided with him he would make her stronger but she eventually refuses

[coarse leaf]

This thing is longer than the bible, what

[rapid topaz]

I think they centered it way too much on the social aspect and not on the fantasy. Because the fantasy is basically "wooo look a werewolf.. once again 😐" (you get the idea). I came here to have sensations and actual fantastic tropes, not to hear about social issues that anybody have like in other shows.
I'm just extremely disappointed, though I think some scenes are pretty neat but overall it just left a taste of a story that shouldn't have existed in the Adam's Family universe

[shell yacht]

hmm i dont remember that one at all damn

[coarse leaf]

Just why

[high hedge]

And more important culturally

[analog vortex]

also if you read it, its story doesnt sound like the loud house at all

[high hedge]

One day it’ll be the founding document of a global religion

[flat remnant]

I despised the tyler twist they made it too predictable

[coarse leaf]

Fair, but I think this isn't even the worst entry of the Addams Family universe really

Like, the second animated movie of theirs is arguably the worst film I ever watched

[rapid topaz]

True I was just expecting too much out of it

[analog vortex]

how tf does this man have this much time to write this much everyday

look how long it is

[high hedge]

Hyper fixation

[flat remnant]

He rips plots from show scripts is the thing

[rapid topaz]

We... we don't talk about that one

[flat remnant]

It's not wholely original writing

[analog vortex]

in the page there is 16,773 letter As

[rapid topaz]

Oh my god yeah that

[analog vortex]

[flat remnant]

Oscar isaac gomez addams is wasted casting

[coarse leaf]

I mean, we should, after all, it's literally just the Addams Family, in a car trip, doing boring stuff and with the worst animation possible, so

[rapid topaz]

Again some scenes of Wednesday are pretty cool so I'll just watch a compilation of them on youtube if I want to rewatch it

[coarse leaf]

I've never seen an animated medium try so hard to be live action

[violet path]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[coarse leaf]

Except for the Disney films

[flat remnant]

Lion king 2019

[analog vortex]

bro this transformation is longer than the entirety of what discord can handle

[violet path]

hey dont diss disney films unless its the 2 most recent ones

other than those 2 they make amazing use of the animation

[flat remnant]

Fuck wish amirite

[shell yacht]

holy damn maybe i didnt finish animorphs that is not farmilar at all

[high hedge]

I don’t think Wish is out yet

[violet path]

ai generated ass songs and animation and story ngl

[coarse leaf]

All of their "live action" movies are bad though

[violet path]

OH is that what you meant

i thought you meant like the disney animated films were trying to be live action

[flat remnant]

Man when they said villain song i expected be prepared 2 not imagine dragons remix

[coarse leaf]

Damn, what's with the hate on Wish?

[violet path]

dude its so bad i cant even like

[shell yacht]

disney did one good live action and this conversation is now deja vu...

[flat remnant]

Mid-ass looking trailer

[analog vortex]

LOOK AT THIS TEXT

[violet path]

the story seems really fucking bland, the song we saw was terrible, the animation is under high critism already

[coarse leaf]

Wasn't the trailer fucked up bcz of the YT compression?

[flat remnant]

Who the fuck are any of these people

[dusty fossil]

the very definition of purple prose

[shell yacht]

wish looked really off

[flat remnant]

That'd the corporate excuse disney gave which you should rarely trust

[analog vortex]

lol

[flat remnant]

Of course they'll exaggerate the truth when promoting their film

[coarse leaf]

I guess so

[shell yacht]

movies produced amid multiple strikes moment

[coarse leaf]

But idk, perhaps it will be just like Encanto in a sense

[violet path]

https://youtu.be/bFmrzhuVOts the worst part is that little segment at 2:08 is actually so good but then he just goes "oops where was i"

if the whole song was like 2:08 instead of what its trying to be, and i get what its trying to be, then it would be really good

[high hedge]

Oh its Chris Pine

[flat remnant]

Can't wait for the kidz bop remix

[violet path]

thor?

[flat remnant]

That's hemsworth

[violet path]

wait ya

[coarse leaf]

But I mean, will you still watch it just to, you know, see if it can be worse than Cars 2?

[violet path]

ohh the guy from star trek

[flat remnant]

Pine is captain kirk star trek 2009

[violet path]

i love that trilogy sm

[violet path]

cars 2 diss for no reason?

[coarse leaf]

It's a pretty easy film to kick out

[violet path]

ya but its still fun

[flat remnant]

Nah main actress said wacky political stuff we can't get into and my family generally dislikes disney i don't think i will

[analog vortex]

"esides the Loud House, we all have made a massive super-crossover story that spans over many universes and they are based on shows that we all know and have known for a long period of time. I have known many shows for years and there are so many of them. The list is too long so I won’t bore you with all the details. But lets just say it’s a lot of them and we all know A LOT of shows of every genre and more. Also just so you all know, I’m not into this for the fame, fortune and glory. For me it’s all about fun. I just want to share everything I know and have fun. And to tell you the truth, I had no idea that there was a record for the longest ever known story. I was never intending to go for a world record let alone have my story become the longest ever known in the history of the world. I’m sorry that I made all of you jealous because of it. But it’s all about fun for me."

[coarse leaf]

After all, it's really, really bad

[violet path]

i enjoyed cars 2 more than the 3rd one

[analog vortex]

sorry for the wall but

[violet path]

when was the last time you watched cars 2

[analog vortex]

sure buddy

[coarse leaf]

Wait, your family dislikes Disney? That's funny

[flat remnant]

I'm sorry i made you all jealous
The hoobris from this man lmao

[violet path]

i thought cars 2 was supposed to be horrible then i watched it and it was a solid like 7/10 very fun

[coarse leaf]

Last year, you know, it's a yearly tradition to bash bad movies like Wreck-It Ralph 2 and Cars 2

[flat remnant]

It's normal among religious families don't think about it
But disney is known for being a greedy corporate piece of shit so

[violet path]

putting cars 2 in the same category as wreck it ralph 2 is so disrespectful

[violet path]

i hate corprate disney but love disney parks and creative disney, ik that theyre technically all the same thing but whatever

[coarse leaf]

I mean, my family was really religious at some point, but they never stopped me from watching Disney bcz of it

Besides

[violet path]

honestly wish had potentional, from what ive gathered the king is this magical dude who grants wishes to his people but then stopped granting all of them so the people got mad. i think it actually wouldve been cooler if by the end of the film its clear that he was right to do that because obviously you have to put a limit on wishgiving and that the protagonist and townspeople were actually in the wrong for expecting too much

instead it looks like theyre going moreso for saying that the king is in the wrong for not blindly granting everyones wish

[coarse leaf]

It's a Disney film

[marsh ibex]

That’s just wrong

Like

people say that

But that’s untrue

they need to actually watch the trailers

[violet path]

kinda seems like theyre painting him in the wrong from this line and tone of this part here

[flat remnant]

me when i wish for the extinction of all life on earth and the king said no (he is evil)

[marsh ibex]

he uses the “not granting every wish” as an excuse to NOT grant any wishes and steal people’s memories so they end up actually thinking they got their wishes granted

It is solely for the sake of his own power

[high hedge]

I mean if The King is only granting wishes that empower him is that good

[marsh ibex]

If you view it through the lens as “oh he isn’t granting bad wishes”

Good job

You fell for the villain’s propaganda

[high hedge]

It seems like he’s actively manipulating people with the prospect of granted dreams

[violet path]

my point was moreso about what they couldve done not an exact critism on what they did do

[coarse leaf]

Are we really discussing the morality of a character from a movie that we didn't see it yet?

[dusty fossil]

that sounds awfully familiar...

[flat remnant]

He'll actually turn out to be a good guy and the real baddies were the generational trauma we got along the way

[violet path]

no the song just sounds like an ai trying to mimick the writing of lin manuel miranda

[coarse leaf]

This is the new Disney formula, yes, yes

[violet path]

drake is the villain

[flat remnant]

And this is the thanks i get 🫦 💅

[marsh ibex]

no, I’m discussing the morality seen through trailers as opposed to making unsupported assumptions based on what some people on twitter said

from what we have he is definitely the bad guy

[hollow terrace]

I think back to this clip https://youtu.be/SqJ5g4qep_E?t=40 whenever the thought of wishes appear

[coarse leaf]

That's obvious, yeah

[marsh ibex]

and the reasoning for people saying “actually she’s just wrong” is exactly what he wants you to think

[violet path]

no i meant that it wouldve been cooler if she was wrong

[marsh ibex]

well sure

[high hedge]

It’d be weird if the parallels were coincidental

[violet path]

thats my point

[marsh ibex]

but that would be written badly

like 15x worse than what we have rn

[coarse leaf]

Wait, people were actually discussing that?
I thought everyone was happy about Disney actually making an actual villain and not a twist villain or generational trauma thingy

[high hedge]

I thought people wanted a real villain from disney

[marsh ibex]

It would also lead to backlash because “the protagonist is actually the antagonist??? Disney pushing corrupt morals????”

[coarse leaf]

Yeahh

[high hedge]

Someone who’s straight up evil

[violet path]

the prob

[dusty fossil]

ew

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[coarse leaf]

Okay Toast, you convinced me, I will hear to that

[violet path]

from this song its either not a real villain or its a twist villain, if you recall before people hated the not having a real villain thing they moreso were sick of the twist villain

im still gonna watch it and it might be good but this song and the animation doesnt look as good as i had hoped

[high hedge]

Is it a twist villain if they’re clearly shown to be evil

[violet path]

a twist to the characters

[high hedge]

Yeah but then like Jafar is a twist villain

[shell yacht]

twist, the goat is satan, disney finally went full circle

[runic carbon]

a next year when silksong will be released

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/jafar-gif-8018492

Blinking

[shell yacht]

jafar is such a perfect misunderstood character omg

[violet path]

i havent seen aladn in a while but wasnt jafar a clear and direct threat to aladin pretty much the whole movie? and it was just that the sultan didnt believe it until the end

[shell yacht]

secret good guy

[flat remnant]

The guy from treasure planet

[high hedge]

Jafar was the real protagonist

[marsh ibex]

Frozen started the whole twist villain hate trend

[shell yacht]

yeah

[flat remnant]

Long john CGI hand

[violet path]

you know whats a really good villain

[coarse leaf]

Wait, who was the last real villain from Disney?

[runic carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/amen-gif-23345354

[violet path]

uhh tomatoa

[flat remnant]

Turbo peak twist villain 🔥

[shell yacht]

frozen did it well then they kept doing it

[high hedge]

Yeah but Jasmine’s dad thought he was a good guy

He had a public persona that’s good

[shell yacht]

like pokemon having a pokemon villain

[coarse leaf]

An actual villain

[frigid karma]

Twist villain to like one guy

[violet path]

wanst hans's complete personality 180 one of the only bad things abt frozen

[marsh ibex]

Eh

[frigid karma]

Everyone else knew he was evil

[violet path]

does the asshole from big hero 6 count

[marsh ibex]

it felt like a twist villain where they tried pulling the wool over the audience’s eyes

[flat remnant]

Speaking of wool zootopia sheep mayor

[violet path]

ig there is a twist in big hero 6 but he was still a villain just masked before they unmasked him

[violet path]

twist but it was actually a really well done twist good job disney

[coarse leaf]

I mean, the twist villain thingy didn't start with Frozen, it started with Tangled and Wreck-It Ralph

[coarse leaf]

That's twist villain

[marsh ibex]

he was an actual good person the whole time until he decides to try and murder anna for no real reason and then goes to murder elsa

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/big-hero6-that-was-his-mistake-gif-14889753

[coarse leaf]

Okay, but like

[marsh ibex]

respectfully cap frozen was the first one that did it badly tangled does not count in any way and wreck it ralph was also done well

[runic carbon]

wheres broken vessel?

[shell yacht]

cmon theres no way zootopia suprised anyone, sheep in wolfs clothing moment

[marsh ibex]

If you didn’t think mother gothel was the villain you didn’t watch the movie

[violet path]

when he innocently smiled at her after falling into the water it wasnt a "she's cool" smile it was a "man i cant wait to trick her into marrying me so i can murder her and her sister" smile

[coarse leaf]

If a character is presented to be good and then turns out to be bad classifies as a twist villain

[flat remnant]

Schaffrillas really tainted the public perception of disney villains worse than it was didn't he

[violet path]

dude that movie was so good

[marsh ibex]

She was always framed negatively by the entire movie

Having people in story believe you to be good is not enough there also has to be plausible deniability for the audience watching it

[frigid karma]

The movie opens with mother gothal stealing a child and she has a song about standing in the way of the protag's dreams so i don't think she's a twist villain

[marsh ibex]

if it’s only in story then it is just

liar revealed
Not twist villain

[coarse leaf]

Good point

[violet path]

i think schaff just called for another fun full evil villain like old disney

we havent really gotten one since the shadow man

[coarse leaf]

The shadow man?

[flat remnant]

Come on boy, won't you take a poor sinner's hand

[frigid karma]

The guy with friends on the other side

[violet path]

dr facilier but the characters call him shadow man

ngl thats a top 4 villain song

[high hedge]

Well Jasmine generally didn’t view him as evil either, he did wear a mask while performing his role as the grand vizier

[violet path]

that, mother knows best, shiny, and be prepared

[coarse leaf]

Oh, the one in the Princess and the Frog?

[high hedge]

It seems like the king in Wish fills a very similar role

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/the-princess-and-the-frog-naveen-other-side-voodoo-gif-15541557

[frigid karma]

No hellfire?

[high hedge]

Just wearing a mask to the public

[shell yacht]

the only song to pop into your head besides spongebob when i ask "are you ready"

[dusty fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/shiny-moana-tamatoa-sparkle-sparkly-gif-16985274

[violet path]

well maybe if jafar had a villain song it wouldve been terrible too

[high hedge]

Well his competition would be fierce in that film

[fiery burrow]

Didn't jafar get a very brief song

[high hedge]

Good songs in Aladdin

[flat remnant]

Best villain is the virus from wreck it ralph 2

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-birds-nigel-dancing-belly-dance-show-off-gif-3526377

[frigid karma]

The king in wish is quite literally an authoritatian dictator with total power who also mindwipes people

[coarse leaf]

Please, no

[high hedge]

Yeah so he’s not really a twist villain

[violet path]

ok ik ive been shitting on wish and the animation but tbf i actually do like magnificos character design its pretty nifty

[high hedge]

At all

[pastel whale]

[violet path]

once again he looks like disney drake

[dusty fossil]

he looks like turo

[flat remnant]

Literal just chris pine but old

[violet path]

yeshh

i dont like whatever the main characters design is she looks like sombra from overwatch except taller and not as cool as sombra from overwatch

[frigid karma]

He looks like someone put yassified chris pine into 2021 era dall-e

[fiery burrow]

Wish's main character seems to have the same personality as all the other recent disney princesses ngl

[frigid karma]

The face at least his outfit rocks

[fiery burrow]

Im still hyped but that's probably gonna hinder my enjoyment of the film

[violet path]

i liked it in moana and mirabel, maybe i'll like it in wish but i doubt it tbh

[high hedge]

Adventurous rule breakers

[opaque sigil]

you say that like disney hasn't always done that

[charred surge]

Whenever I see ads for wish, I can’t help but think it looks like the most generic disney movie in existence. Kinda like if it were like a knock-off version of a disney movie that would play in the background of an unrelated movie

[violet path]

from the small snippets weve gotten though the va did a really good job for her

[fiery burrow]

Thats true

[coarse leaf]

I mean, everyone at this point knows about the Disney formula

[flat remnant]

I'm like. Quirky and clumsy, my only flaws are works too hard/tries to help everyone 🥴

[dusty fossil]

nvm turo looks much better somehow

[violet path]

ik ive said this already but it LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A TEST RUN FOR A SEMI-AI GENERATED DISNEY MOVIE

dude this looks like goddam legends arceus

[opaque sigil]

eh the encanto one did at least actually have some flaws in terms of commodifying the family in terms of their powers

[violet path]

am i wrong??

[flat remnant]

Did they forget to turn on textures and shaders

[charred surge]

I was actually tempted to say “what an ai would give you if you asked it for generic Disney movie” lmao. Dunno if ai is involved at all, just the vibe lol

[violet path]

wait no legends arceus looks way better

[flat remnant]

Why is every surface so flat

[opaque sigil]

yes you are wrong

[high hedge]

Pokemon fan goggles

[coarse leaf]

I think they tried making it look more 2D but failed miserably

[violet path]

probably writers strike

[dusty fossil]

goat looks like a png placed on top of the finished image

[fiery burrow]

I dont think this game looks too terrible ngl

[charred surge]

Honestly I think the legends Arceus here looks more appealing

[frigid karma]

Because they put spiderverse style in the prompt box

[violet path]

why not just go full 2d or like america the motion picture where its 2d in 3d

[high hedge]

It’d be pretty good for the Wii

[violet path]

cant believe i just referenced america the motion picture as something to look up to

[flat remnant]

They really should've hired dreamworks fr

[fiery burrow]

Like the textures are kinda mid but I think the overall art direction and environments look stunning.

[coarse leaf]

Because it's more expensive

Also, Wish just doesn't have a good lightning system me thinks

It looks pretty flat overall

[violet path]

even if they did make it pretty decent, disneys marketing has been TERRIBLE recently

[coarse leaf]

Probably due to a lack of textures and lightning

[frigid karma]

Disney not skimping on cash? c'mon.

[violet path]

i didnt even know strange worlds existed until like way after it came out

[fiery burrow]

What was the trashfire that was strange world's marketing

[violet path]

i saw like one ad for encanto and probably would never have seen it if it wasnt good enough to blow up on tiktok

[fiery burrow]

Like why didn't they market it at all

[coarse leaf]

we’re talking about disney finances are the furthest thing from a worry for them

It's funny how Pixar now has more advertising than Disney's new movies

[dusty fossil]

i kinda like the art direction but this and scarlet/violet remind me of super mario 64 in a bad way

[coarse leaf]

Yeah, but it's Disney

[violet dune]

same

[frigid karma]

Disney is at the point where they literally can't make unique stories because of brand risk and can'tmarket anything beyond "look guys new disney"

[coarse leaf]

Yeah, the lightning is definitely off

[fiery burrow]

The goat seems like he could have the potential to either be really funny or really lame

[coarse leaf]

Like, it has not contrast at all

it absolutely looks like they tried to do a 3d-with-2d-feel kinda look but miserably failed like someone else said

[violet path]

ughh

[violet path]

i hope hes like the chamelion from tangled

[frigid karma]

Plus the fact the higher ups are aging and struggle with young audiences

[coarse leaf]

That looks incredibly smooth

[flat remnant]

His marvel quips in the trailers really do not help matters

[marsh ibex]

it had like a gay relationship prominently displayed and it probably wasn’t something they wanted made so they didn’t market it and they can use it flopping as an excuse to never do it again

[violet path]

idk marvel quips work really well for me in the good marvel movies

[fiery burrow]

Ah that makes sense

[violet path]

like inf war and gotg3 and all the spiderman ones are really well done

[charred surge]

Here’s a Disney movie with some real potential : a film set in an alternate universe wherein Walt Disney succeeded in establishing EPCOT as a dictatorship in Florida

[opaque sigil]

tbh strange world wasn't even that bad

[flat remnant]

Except this is meant to be a fairy tale disney movie

Not a marvel movie

[violet path]

apparently it suffered from a lack of a real threat/villain to push along the characters or something like that? idk i didnt bother watching

[violet path]

true true

[frigid karma]

They didn't really market it beyond the gay relationship as well and in this day and age there are more gay relationships in media so it doesn't stand out

[violet path]

wait wtf the goat talks?

[coarse leaf]

corporations pretending to actually care about any marginalized group of people is my FAVORITE!!!!!

[opaque sigil]

that's the whole message though, about the naivete of searching for a villain instead of paying attention to the world around you and shit

[flat remnant]

Bro did you even watch the trailers before starting to shit on the movie

[opaque sigil]

anybody who makes that complaint is a moron

[coarse leaf]

What to expect from the same company who canceled TOH just because it has a gay relationship in it?

[marsh ibex]

yep the capitalistic machine chugs forever onwards plowing down anything in its way

[flat remnant]

I dislike it too but you can't hate on something with barely any research

[violet path]

ik his ass has not taken a music theory class and does not know how to conduct

[olive bobcat]

@coral prawn I GOT TO THE SCENE

https://tenor.com/view/franky-one-piece-flavor-gif-25554849

[violet path]

i saw it on twitter and tiktok ig it was shortened

[opaque sigil]

anyways wish is probably going to be fine

[violet path]

why nose his a rock

[coarse leaf]

is there a dance party scene in this movie

[olive bobcat]

It's metal

[flat remnant]

Metal is a rock

[charred surge]

“hey guys we have queer people in our movies, we’re so progressive and stuff!”
erases any hint of queerness when releasing in countries where the government demands queerness be removed

[frigid karma]

Yeah they just tweeted "yeah yeah, it's gay" and never brought it up again

[violet path]

probably a decent story with bad villain song and animation from what we can see

[olive bobcat]

Next you're gonna tell me you can grow concrete

[violet path]

reminds me strongly of that one the boys episode

[flat remnant]

Well

[coarse leaf]

Well, time to just wait and see

[flat remnant]

Speaking of yensid has anyone watched the marvels

[violet path]

i like the "so i look upon the stars to guide me" line of that one song

[fiery burrow]

The villain goes hard

[coarse leaf]

Nope

[violet path]

had to with my family it wasnt good

[coarse leaf]

I mean, I heard Alf watched it and said it was a 7/10

[coarse leaf]

i could not give less of a shit about any new marvel movie aside from spiderverse

[opaque sigil]

like any marvel movie I'll probably watch it when it comes to streaming and I have nothing better to do for an evening

[high hedge]

I liked the singing and the kittens

[coarse leaf]

Anyways, can we discuss about how bad the FNAF movie is?

[flat remnant]

Alf likes marvel movies though

[olive bobcat]

I'm just waiting to see how they do the Fantastic Four this time

[opaque sigil]

marvel movies are basically all like 7/10s that are just decent dumb fun

[flat remnant]

He's in the demographic of liking it

[violet path]

the flerkens were cool and i was ok with 2/3 of the main characters

[high hedge]

A fourth bad fantastic four film would be on brand

[violet path]

other than that it was a mess and almost as worst as quantomania

[coarse leaf]

I thought 5/10 were decent ones, no?

[charred surge]

Yeah, that’s probably what’s gonna end up happening, it’ll be fine. That’s kinda the thing tho, even if it doesn’t actually look bad per se, it just looks so incredibly generic that it might struggle to really establish a unique identity of its own

[coarse leaf]

spiderverse is so far removed from any other marvel film old or new in every way its crazy

[opaque sigil]

not much to say it just wasn't good

[opaque sigil]

it's not marvel

[violet path]

wait people dont like good marvel?

[flat remnant]

Fourth times the charm

[olive bobcat]

Here's my bets for the MCU Fantastic Four movie

[coarse leaf]

it’s under the label so i count it

[violet path]

early marvel and the infinity saga is amazing

[opaque sigil]

"good" marvel is the exception not the rule

[fiery burrow]

From the clips I've seen its pretty funny

[coarse leaf]

It will be worse than all of the three prior movies

[violet path]

• gotg 3 and spidermans

[opaque sigil]

endgame was ass

gotg was consistently good

[coarse leaf]

It's funny ironically, but I just can't take it seriously

[frigid karma]

I really can't bring myself to care about marvel anymore which is strange bc marvel was quite literally my childhood

[olive bobcat]

1. They tie their origins back into Tony Stark somehow
2. There is at least one "Stretch Armstrong" joke
   Bonus: Tony Stark says the Stretch Armstrong joke

[opaque sigil]

shang-chi's action stuff was much better than most marvel movies

[high hedge]

I just want another good The Thing really

[frigid karma]

I watched every infinity saga thing in cinemas and now it's just like, the story is over why should i watch this

[charred surge]

I misread that as “Senator Armstrong”, am I stupid?

[coarse leaf]

i completely disagree personally they kind of just always felt like schlocky by-the-numbers action movies, they just used to put a little more effort into it at least

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/im-coming-dwayne-johnson-the-rock-seven-bucks-here-i-am-gif-27352291

[coarse leaf]

Actually, what do y'all think will be the next craze of cinema in the next years?

[high hedge]

Now to cover The Rock in Rocks

[coarse leaf]

You know, we have multiverses atm

[opaque sigil]

probably mascot horror

[frigid karma]

Multiverse stuff

[charred surge]

10 hour unbroken footage of frogs in the wild

[opaque sigil]

for how mediocre fnaf was it made a lot of money

[olive bobcat]

Polymultiverse

[coarse leaf]

It's already a thing tho

[coarse leaf]

feature length cat edits

[opaque sigil]

eeaao was peak multiverse nobody is beating that

[high hedge]

Wasn’t there a decent drop off after the opening

[coarse leaf]

I mean, FNAF was the only one that really suceeded at that

[flat remnant]

"We need a team name"
"Wow we're a superhero team now, that's just fantastic 😕"
"Wait... I've got it"
Smash cut to title screen saying fantastic 4
Buddy holly weezer plays for the credits

[coarse leaf]

Just look at the Slenderman movie as an example

[fiery burrow]

wasn't there a poppy playtime film announced a while back

[tawdry valley]

I came for iron giant being involved and stayed for iron giant being fun

[violet path]

i mean when all these marvel movies are extremely good i feel like marvel being bad is moreso post endgame:
iron man, iron man 2, captain america, the avengers, captain america winter soldier, guardians, ant man, captain america: civl war, doc strange, gotg2, spiderman homecoming, thor ragnarock, black panther, infinity war, endgame, spiderman far from home, shang chi, spiderman no way home, gotg3

[frigid karma]

It's still rising it's not quite at the level to be called the "new movie thing" imo

[violet path]

theres a slenderman movie?

[opaque sigil]

what?

[olive bobcat]

I'm gonna be honest
I didn't like Black Panther

[flat remnant]

Mods ban him for racism

[opaque sigil]

black panther was good but a bit heavy handed

[violet path]

man i cant wait for usm:nwhs

[high hedge]

DDX are you thinking of Ready Player 1

[olive bobcat]

And while I respect the second one for when it came out, I didn't like that one either

[opaque sigil]

though for the marvel audience you have to be heavy handed as fuck

[tawdry valley]

@opaque sigil I’m thinking of multiversus

[coarse leaf]

What?? How so??
The current Oscar winner is literally Everything Everywhere All at Once and almost every TV show or movie is now doing it

[violet path]

ready player 1 is unironically one of the best 1 off movies ive seen

[high hedge]

Oh

[coarse leaf]

im sorry but most of these that ive watched all feel like the exact same not-that-exciting action movie in my head

[charred surge]

Wait there’s gonna be more of those movies??

[tawdry valley]

Also the coldest take of the century is marvel falling off post endgame.

[opaque sigil]

marvel is immensely formulaic, for the most part if you don't like the generic superhero action ""comedy"" you won't like any of them

[violet path]

i feel like most people disagree with that the common consesus seems to be that things went to shit after endgame with the exception of already established trilogies and even then antman was bad

[coarse leaf]

yeah thats my big thing

[tawdry valley]

Tied with: Disney sucks, and the Star Wars sequels sucked

[olive bobcat]

Marvel fans when the CGI hero beats the CGI villain in the CGI background:

[violet path]

ik but not people are saying it wasnt ever that good?

and im sorry but i wont stand for that slander

[coarse leaf]

most people disagreeing doesnt mean im not allowed to have that opinion

[flat remnant]

I garuntee half of you would have disagreed with martin scorsese like 4 years ago

[fiery burrow]

The only superhero movie I really liked was the incredibles which is pretty different than a lot of them

[violet path]

this is like when a meme gets overused and people start saying "it was never funny"

[frigid karma]

I guess it just hasn't saturated as much as superheroes or westerns in their hayday. Like it will get there no doubt but it's not at the point that almost every movie is multiverse yet

[flat remnant]

Wow not even megamind

[violet path]

i do like the boys more than mcu though so thats something

[fiery burrow]

Thats a supervillain movie

[opaque sigil]

the boys is kinda shit ngl

[coarse leaf]

no because i just have never liked super hero action movies

[flat remnant]

Shrue!

[violet path]

and i think mcus spiderman is the best that the mcu has to offer outside of infinity war and gotg

[frigid karma]

He becomes a hero at the end

[violet path]

even still spiderverse clears all except maybe gotg

[opaque sigil]

it's just bad satire and/or parody

[fiery burrow]

Despicable

[tawdry valley]

It wasn’t. Iron man was a fan favorite character cause he was comedic relief in the serious movies. Then everybody started being the comedic relief and the highlight of every movie was the design/behavior of the serious villain and character interactions

[violet path]

tammo are you on drugs

[coarse leaf]

this is true spiderverse is great

[flat remnant]

Despicable me now that's a supervillain movie

[violet path]

the boys is amazing

[frigid karma]

Invincivle clears

[fiery burrow]

fell off after 1 imo

[flat remnant]

And when everyone is a comedic relief
Muahahahaha
Nobody is

[tawdry valley]

“Evil Superman” is done to all hell now but I’d say the boys and invincible (in both cases, not the comics) are the best of those

[opaque sigil]

like half its runtime is just trying to one up itself on being grosser or more gorey

[violet path]

absolutely

[opaque sigil]

invincible clears ez

[flat remnant]

I thought 2 was silly fun, not good but servicable
fuck dru though

[violet path]

illuminations only truly good movies are despicable me the mario movie and like half of the grinch

[tawdry valley]

Invincible also only has like, 1 evil Superman arc so

[coarse leaf]

this is more like how the comics are, the show tones that way down snd does a good job with the story for the most part imo

[violet path]

hey dont you spoil invincible now

[coarse leaf]

the comics suck

[opaque sigil]

no the show does it too

[tawdry valley]

It’s episode one which came out years ago

[violet path]

oh god the boys comic is terrible

[opaque sigil]

but it's also a good one

[violet path]

its edgy and frankly really trash

[flat remnant]

Gru's full name is Felonius Gru, Gru being the last name. This means his brother is Dru Gru
Who the hell names their twins Felonius and Dru

[olive bobcat]

I wanna put this to a vote: which do you prefer, (1️⃣) Megamind or (2️⃣) Despicable Me 1

[opaque sigil]

megamind

[olive bobcat]

I'm a Megamind fan

[coarse leaf]

Who tf would pick Despicable Me over Megamind?

[violet path]

oh come on

[coarse leaf]

i mean theres an appeal to brutal action, what im saying is that the comic does it to a degree thats not enjoyable and just really gross and shitty

[cunning geode]

funny we're discussing superhero movies, i just saw across the spiderverse (bit late but still)
outstanding film, shame the animators were rushed because their work is incredible

[olive bobcat]

Idk, they're both good

[violet path]

theyre both great but megamind cleears

[olive bobcat]

I can see someone preferring the first Despicable Me

[opaque sigil]

it's pretty clear that it wasn't meant to be two movies initially but oh well, money is a priority

[coarse leaf]

the animators were rushed but it doesnt show at all its crazy

[cunning geode]

and now three movies

[opaque sigil]

it's the pacing and writing that suffer more

[cunning geode]

its still bad that they were rushed, but yes

[coarse leaf]

true

Anyways, it's kinda sad how the animation industry is slowing becoming worse and worse as time goes

[opaque sigil]

capitalism

[coarse leaf]

the first movie’s writing wasnt great despite the visual quality

loved across the spiderverse though

[opaque sigil]

there was no reason to split across into two movies

[coarse leaf]

its getting worse but also the animation industry has always had very questionable work ethics

[opaque sigil]

could've easily pruned it down and just given it an actual third act

[flat remnant]

Which is your favorite 2010 american animated film about a bald darkly-dressed supervillain going on a character arc of becoming a good guy thanks to the positive female influences in his life alongside his sidekick named minion and fighting against a nerd who is a supervillain dressing in warm colors

[olive bobcat]

The Incredibles 2 (2018)

[flat remnant]

whar

[coarse leaf]

I mean, yeah, but now with AI, it may be either be irrelevant or just bring a big fucking problem for fellow artists

[olive bobcat]

Did I do it wrong

[flat remnant]

no i'll take that answer

[coarse leaf]

AI video is far from good enough to replace animation yet thankfully but its definitely a concern for the future

Ah, also, I heard the WB's "leader" or something was being invistigated or something bcz they cancelled the new Coyote movie

[flat remnant]

Jeff the founder of quibi infamously doesn't think much of animation as a job don't listen to that asshole

[violet path]

illumination movie tier list, thoughts?

[coarse leaf]

only watched one ever

[coarse leaf]

Actually, can someone fact check this?

[marsh ibex]

Sing and lorax need to be bumped down a tier

[flat remnant]

Spending millions on a product then hiding it away for a tax write-off

Morally unethical

[coarse leaf]

Yeah, that

[opaque sigil]

capitalism 🦅

[marsh ibex]

Lorax kinda ruined the story’s original point

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/iURqPqiKwK0

[opaque sigil]

well yeah no movie was going to do that well

[marsh ibex]

by both humanizing the onceler and adding the main character who only cares about the trees to get a gf

[olive bobcat]

Lorax would've been A tier if they kept Biggering in

[flat remnant]

Wuat da hell minions rise of gru is not good
It was fun for the time and the meme made it a nice viewing experience but it is not genuinely good

[violet path]

lorax doesnt deserve to be secret life of pets level, even though its an ironic dump in context of illumination being a big corporation and using the lorax to advertise, the movie itself isnt THAT bad and the songs were fine, the part with the onceler backstory was actually interesting

[marsh ibex]

yeah the part with the onceler’s backstory is bad

[violet path]

agree with the second point, but in a vacuum humanizing the onceler was fine for the story

[marsh ibex]

one of the entire points of the onceler is that they’re a faceless cog in the machine that could be anyone and isn’t endemic of the actual problem

[violet path]

face it an hour and a half of what the original lorax was wouldnt really have worked

[marsh ibex]

I know

[flat remnant]

I think onceler should have fought against his nemesis, the twiceler, in an epic rap battle for control of all the profits made from thneeds

[languid linden]

I forgot the Lorax

[marsh ibex]

That doesn’t make what they gave better by default

[coarse leaf]

It's funny, cuz Illumination was potentially doing something great with the Lorax until they realized that they couldn't do that because it would basically be against of what they believe as a company

[languid linden]

I watched it in theaters when it came out

[violet path]

i think its more fair for dm2 to have a new tier above the lorax and sing

[opaque sigil]

which doesn't really translate to a concise movie narrative

[languid linden]

How old is it

[violet path]

than to move those movies down

[coarse leaf]

It came out in 2012

[flat remnant]

You were like 4 its understandable

[coarse leaf]

theres plenty of short childrens books that were adapted into feature length films but still got the same message across

[opaque sigil]

also having like the big flashy happy ending to the lorax movie

[coarse leaf]

So 11 years old now

[languid linden]

I quite literally was

[marsh ibex]

and sing is just middling bad

[opaque sigil]

I don't think I ever saw that

[coarse leaf]

i like the gorilla that sings never watched the movie though

[marsh ibex]

good lord that shit was just an excuse to use celebrity licensed songs

[flat remnant]

My first movie i saw in theaters was peabody and sherman (n) and everyday i pinch myself for not asking to see lego movie instead

[coarse leaf]

But there has not been a single good Dr. Seuss adaptation to this day (if you don't count the Grinch animated short from the 60's)

[marsh ibex]

I have never seen a movie reek of celebrity capitalism bullshit more than that movie

[coarse leaf]

The first movie I saw in theaters was How To Train Your Dragon 2 with 3D glasses

[coarse leaf]

thats what like 90% of 3d animated movies seem to be now

[flat remnant]

The I Hate Everything video on it is surprisingly solid

[marsh ibex]

damn bruh really

[coarse leaf]

It was, yes

[marsh ibex]

The first one I remember watching was toy story 3

[flat remnant]

Woah

[marsh ibex]

In theaters

[opaque sigil]

it's what an awful lot of movies are doing across mediums because money

[marsh ibex]

What the fuck

https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998

[flat remnant]

Will you watch toy story 5 in theaters

[violet path]

sony movie tier lsit? (more left is better also how the fuck were these all made by the same studio)

[coarse leaf]

Nah

[marsh ibex]

You can’t do this to me I’m only 19

[violet path]

how.. are they.. making.. a toy story 5

[coarse leaf]

its unfortunate because 3d animation can be just as good of a medium as 2d but the biggest pieces of 3d animation nowadays are a total insult to the potential it has

[opaque sigil]

theh first movie I remember watching in theaters was ponyo but it's probably not the first

[marsh ibex]

I also watched frozen in theaters when it came out

I remember that shit crystal clear bruh

My mom told me to ask my friends whether they wanted to watch free birds or frozen

[flat remnant]

They're bringing andy and the original gang back woo i love nostalia bait

[marsh ibex]

I never did so when she asked me again I blurted out frozen

[flat remnant]

Michells and cloudy are too low

[violet path]

3d animation opens up the door from low budget low effort trash to enter the animated medium as a "stupid kids movie" as opposed to 2d animation which actually takes extreme skill

[silver oak]

I remember watching wall-e in theaters

[flat remnant]

Holy shit
You could've watched kino

[coarse leaf]

When I got to a Frozen teather session, people were going crazy for it, screaming, sobbing, laughing, all that

[violet path]

so.. im guessing pixar didnt watch toy story 3?

[marsh ibex]

I mean we watched free birds later

[olive bobcat]

I remember watching Frozen in theaters

[coarse leaf]

👴

[violet path]

and they also apparently didnt watch toy story 4??

[marsh ibex]

But like

On a regular tv

[coarse leaf]

the few good blockbuster 3d animated movies that fulfill that potential that i can think of off the top of my head are the spiderverse films and the newer puss in boots movie

[violet path]

i feel like theyre in a good spot

[flat remnant]

Fake fan

[marsh ibex]

I also watched raya and the last dragon in theaters

with a friend

[tawdry valley]

About all I have to say about wall E

[opaque sigil]

nimona was really good

[marsh ibex]

I literally predicted the entire movie in the first minute

I was cheesing at the end

[olive bobcat]

I remember watching Steamboat Willie when it first came out in the movie palace

[coarse leaf]

didnt watch it but seen clips and it looks visually very good

[coarse leaf]

The Good Dinossaur and Brave in A tier??
What the fuck?

[flat remnant]

I saw angry birds movie in theaters and i want to strangle my younger self for enjoying it

[opaque sigil]

you should watch it

[flat remnant]

Aluold

[tawdry valley]

Sibling said “bland as the popcorn” halfway through

[olive bobcat]

Ratatouille and The Incredibles are always tied as my favorite Pixar movies

[violet path]

not bad, however cars 3 as the highest cars, cars 2 below LIGHTYEAR AND FINDING DORY, and mu below BUGS LIFE and TOY STORY 4 is criminal

[marsh ibex]

I was like “alright so they’re gonna go find the stone pick up people along the way rival will be turn good at the end and everyone will die but come back again”

[tawdry valley]

Both excellent

[flat remnant]

Where will inside out 2 go

[violet path]

GOOD DINOSAUR IS NOT BETTER THAN FINDING NEMO, MU, AND ALL 3 CARS MOVIES

im gonna have an aneurism

[marsh ibex]

The only thing I didn’t predict was the rival shooting the dragon and them blaming it on the protag

[marsh ibex]

But that’s because I expected not awful dogshit writing

[tawdry valley]

I’ve posted the thanos time stone thing like 4 times today. Pretend I did it again and said “lemme check”

[violet path]

lemme guess raya?

[marsh ibex]

I just expected mid writing

[coarse leaf]

Deal with it, the Cars movies are bad

[opaque sigil]

tbh I'd be tempted to nudge Soul up one but it also hasn't been out long enough to be a classic so whatever

[violet path]

i didnt like that movie

[flat remnant]

Woah can't believe they got cyan autism creature to be in this

[coarse leaf]

i assume every new 3d animated kids movie will have a dance party ending scene

[spice gate]

W tier list

[coarse leaf]

even solid movies seem to have this

[tawdry valley]

My guesses for the other emotions are sarcasm/bordom and wonder but idk what the pink thing is supposed to be

[marsh ibex]

It is pretty bland yeah

[tawdry valley]

Movie looked good though. Dragon Va was good too

[marsh ibex]

erm its not boredom its ennui

[flat remnant]

Ennui embarrassment and another one

[tawdry valley]

Oh do we already have them

[marsh ibex]

god that’s such a stupid name

we have some of them

[flat remnant]

How do you pronounce that

Somebody think of the canadians

[coarse leaf]

Pink is embarassment
Purple is ennui
Cyan is uhhhh I forgot
Orange is anxiety

Oh yeah, envy

[tawdry valley]

Cyan screams wonder

[flat remnant]

Cyan is autism creature

[coarse leaf]

Pink is envy

Cyan is embarassment

[stoic sigil]

Chat when can we nuke Disney

[flat remnant]

What the fuck

Why isn't envy green

[tawdry valley]

Disgust is using it

[flat remnant]

Like a yellowish green

[flat remnant]

We have simultaneous red and pink that's not an excuse

[opaque sigil]

they made andor and are continuing to make andor, so after that

[coarse leaf]

Then it would be yellow

[flat remnant]

Piss envy

[modern cosmos]

watup?

[coarse leaf]

Pink isn't red tho

[stoic sigil]

Go away 😤

[coarse leaf]

I hated this design

It looks so fucking ugly

[flat remnant]

Woah scrunkly muppet

[tawdry valley]

It was hilarious. She brought a bunch of suitcases - ie is carrying baggage

[olive bobcat]

I really oughta watch Soul again

[stoic sigil]

Devious creature

[flat remnant]

Oh lord i never noticed

[indigo nymph]

is this the silly emoji person

[flat remnant]

Her hair is a mess her smile is awkward she is anxiety

[tawdry valley]

Came to the same conclusion about the meaning of life as literally every reasonable venture for that question

[opaque sigil]

if anxiety looked pretty it wouldn't really make much sense would it

[tawdry valley]

Still very good though

[unkempt agate]

Chat I found it

[opaque sigil]

sometimes it's in the execution

[flat remnant]

Quirky adorkable anxiety

[tawdry valley]

Anxiety can’t be displayed as anything else but janky

[unkempt agate]

The worst YouTube video

[violet path]

guys im at a dilemma , should the kung fu pandas go in SUPER S

[tawdry valley]

Ya

[flat remnant]

Absolutely

[olive bobcat]

"I can fix her"

[marsh ibex]

Why is boss baby in D

[unkempt agate]

https://youtube.com/shorts/nCIx03OHl1s?si=A9Zd8kHhQHw5h-zg chat, I hate this

[flat remnant]

Puss in boots 2 while you're at it

[violet path]

because its boss baby

[marsh ibex]

Put that shit in S tier

[hollow terrace]

This is me, this is who you’re being mean too 😔

[coarse leaf]

Where's Puss in Boots 2?

[violet path]

not updated enough

[tawdry valley]

3 in A at best. 2 in S. First one is an A or an S, no lower

[unkempt agate]

Chat I want to kill ai art

[silver oak]

REAL AS FUCK

[opaque sigil]

puss in boots 2 had a pretty generic answer (and really the only answer) to the dilemma of mortality but because it was done well it was still impactful as hell

[flat remnant]

Oh right i saw home in theaters

[inland ravine]

gwnj have arrive

[silver oak]

wall e top 1 movie all time

[flat remnant]

GWNJ HAIII

[coarse leaf]

Home is miserable

[inland ravine]

CAT HIII

[violet path]

sinbad is the representative of puss in boots 2 bcs i have no idea what sinbad is

[tawdry valley]

Idk. Puss was literally just a drunken maniac until he decided “maybe I should like, be motivated by non-selfish means”

[flat remnant]

Wall-e genuinely my favorite movie of all time maybe behind girls last tour

[violet path]

PRESETNS???!??

[coarse leaf]

Never seen a movie put so much pop songs in sequence

[violet path]

GWNJ :DDD

[inland ravine]

OMG YESS MY FAVORITE MOVIE

[flat remnant]

More like
SinBAD

[violet path]

i prefer ratatooey

[marsh ibex]

it’s a very pretty movie with a very mid story

[inland ravine]

TOAST :DDD

[tawdry valley]

Your files are incomplete.

[opaque sigil]

that's ignoring the literal encounters with death

[silver oak]

Home isn’t great but it did get me to read the book it was based on which was really good

[tawdry valley]

Ya

[flat remnant]

Whr ruby gilman

Ah nvm

[marsh ibex]

Shark tale was hilarious

so mid

So bad

Actually

But holy fuck

[coarse leaf]

Oh yeah, Chicken Run 2 is coming out

[flat remnant]

Will smith fish

[marsh ibex]

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[indigo nymph]

antz was peak

[opaque sigil]

if you ignore all the very significant impacts of death and mortality to the development of puss's character then yes it doesn't look all that interesting

[silver oak]

So many based wall-e enjoyers here

[tawdry valley]

There are literal unrendered scenes in that movie

[violet path]

i dont hate this, however CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS IS WAY TO LOW, PENGUISN IS WAY TOO LOOW, and you have way too much stuff in that top tier and yet somehow still dont have bad guys in it

[opaque sigil]

nobody hates wall-e, it's not based to correctly identify the sky as blue

[tawdry valley]

“Holy shit dude” was the only appropriate thing to say to the guys who pulled off HTTYD

[flat remnant]

Tryna think what movies i watched in theaters

Oh wreck it ralph 2

[marsh ibex]

httyd was so fucking pretty

[tawdry valley]

I kinda wish we got more sprinkles of book HTTYD

[silver oak]

By enjoyers I mean there are two other people who said it was their favorite movie

[coarse leaf]

Httyd is the only Dreamworks franchise that the second movie isn't twice as superior to the first movie

[flat remnant]

My dad hated spiderman at the time so it was this or illumination grinch shut pk

[tawdry valley]

Book HTTYD grew up with the audience

Got edgier and larger, but never didn’t feel like an adventure

[flat remnant]

All madagascar movies are on the same tier

[tawdry valley]

Edgy is the wrong word. Gritty

[coarse leaf]

I forgot about that tbh

[flat remnant]

3 has an edge since the chase scenes and dubois were well done

[marsh ibex]

I ain’t gonna hold you

[flat remnant]

But 2 has moto moto
More like kino kino

[coarse leaf]

Your parents hate good movies, I think they would be scared a ton if they watched a single minute of The Shining

[marsh ibex]

madagascar was not good

[coarse leaf]

Madagascar was forgettable at best

[marsh ibex]

But it had too many memes to not be at least D tier

[flat remnant]

No he now likes spiderverse it just took a little convincing

[tawdry valley]

Snotlout remains a villian until very bad things happen to a large number of people. Eventually he helps hiccup escape an army of dragon riders by dressing as him - ||Hes then struck by dragon lighting, raising his sword against an army, sacrificing his life and plummeting into the ocean||

Book httd is awesome

[wheat sail]

Madagascar was good

[flat remnant]

We did it miss Obama, we stopped racism

Prepare for my civil rights beam

[coarse leaf]

Anyways, The Croods is uhhh

The Croods 2 is okay ig

Nothing special in it, really

[marsh ibex]

book httyd is generally very different anyways so

[flat remnant]

I remember liking croods 1

[violet path]

a couple disney movies disney movie tier list (didnt feel like doing the rest, more to the left = better)

[coarse leaf]

Except for the animation

[marsh ibex]

I don’t fault it

Daln you

Bolt is my guilty pleasure

[tawdry valley]

Also this is what snotlout looks like in the books.

[flat remnant]

Where is black cauldron

[violet path]

is croods the one where gronk or something traps guy in a log for hitting on his daughter

[tawdry valley]

Really liked that movie

[coarse leaf]

Yeah

[violet path]

b for bolt

[flat remnant]

Wonderfully accurate translation from page to screen

[coarse leaf]

Bolt was my first Disney movie, so I'm kinda biased about it

[violet path]

btw anything above ugh here is good, these movies are much closer together than like the sony tier list

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/grug-gang-grug-gang-croods-ace-creative-gif-20525369

[tawdry valley]

Moana > Hercules?
Delete the message dog

[violet path]

you.. think hercules is better than moana?

[marsh ibex]

Honestly this might be blasphemy

But like

lion king is too high

[violet path]

hercules is amazing but its not THAT amazng

[flat remnant]

Caveman names are so funny

[coarse leaf]

Okay, I have to admit something truly hideous of my part

[tawdry valley]

It’s worse hamlet. You’re not outta line imo

[violet path]

maybe im biased its just one of my favorite movies ever

[tawdry valley]

Definitely not on par with Princess and the frog at least

[coarse leaf]

I dislike Lion King

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-ready-princess-and-the-frog-dancing-performing-dance-gif-17896418

[violet path]

i felt like i put princess and the frog too low but it just didnt feel on the levels as the other one as much as i love it

[flat remnant]

I haven't seen lion king in years

[coarse leaf]

It's not that I don't think it's good
I just think it's boring

[marsh ibex]

like I would genuinely lion king at bottom of a tier

[violet path]

personally i prefer princess and the frog over hunchback and beauty

but i feel like objectively its a little lower

[flat remnant]

What do you think about that firefly

[tawdry valley]

Frollo is so funny though

Evilest villian and for what. A boner?

[violet path]

i cried when ||he croaked||

[marsh ibex]

princess and the frog pisses me off because we finally have a main black lead but she’s a fucking frog for the majority of the movie’s runtime

[flat remnant]

I clapped

[violet path]

FIRE! HELLFIRE!

[tawdry valley]

Yeah but there’s so much New Orleans juice, so idk

[flat remnant]

What was with disney and turning POC into animals in ths 2000s

[marsh ibex]

Marketing

[coarse leaf]

Actually, let's talk about mediocre movies like Zootopia and Big Hero 6 for a sec

[flat remnant]

Kuzko was funny and brother bear had to learn a lesson but why tiana

[tawdry valley]

Robots and animals make for better happy meal toys

[marsh ibex]

Yeah that

also brother bear was the biggest piece of dogshit

[tawdry valley]

The second one sucks ass

[violet path]

zootopia is NOT on the same level as BH6

[flat remnant]

Idk i think most princesses would sell equally

[tawdry valley]

First one was just mid

[marsh ibex]

Would’ve been a better movie if he realized that he killed the mom and then fucking killed the child afterwards

[coarse leaf]

Both are equally mediocre

[tawdry valley]

“Unfinished business it is”

[marsh ibex]

most annoying goddamn sidekick I’ve seen in a while

And somehow they like…made the music annoying to listen to

This the same dude who did vocals for tarzan

[flat remnant]

He should've went on a killing spree on his village and become the Joker bear, Jobear (2019)

[marsh ibex]

How do you managed that???

[violet path]

dude borhter bear sucks

[flat remnant]

Borhyer

[marsh ibex]

Boyle fazbesr

[tawdry valley]

Brother bear fans telling you how good the brother dynamic is.

The dynamic:

KODY

[violet path]

what are yalls personal gc names

[marsh ibex]

and didn’t brother bear 2 like

Give brother bear a gf

[flat remnant]

He was also voiced by joaquin pheonix no one got that

[olive bobcat]

Babe Bear

[coarse leaf]

Oh, I forgot about that completely

[flat remnant]

It was a human childhood friend who turned into a bear after she was flirting with him the whole movie

While he was a bear

[violet path]

anyone like brave

[marsh ibex]

we should have wreck it ralph three where ralph finds a gf but she’s already married to someone else

[frigid karma]

Bg3 reference?

[violet path]

i think its funny

[coarse leaf]

Wait, what was Disney's first cgi movie again? Was it Meet the Robinsons?

[marsh ibex]

We would call it Wreck it Ralph 3: Homewrecker

[flat remnant]

Samus aran

[coarse leaf]

I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it SO FUCKING MUCH

[marsh ibex]

Samus would never marry

[violet path]

chicken little

[frigid karma]

Idk toy story

[tawdry valley]

I liked it. I think people thought it was mid but some of the scenes are the most memorable Pixar moments for me

[flat remnant]

Disney bear movies suck I'm sorry

[marsh ibex]

make it pauline

[coarse leaf]

Oh, right

[olive bobcat]

Ralph vs Scout goes hard

[marsh ibex]

it was very cool until the mom became a bear

[violet path]

i like it but its not top tier for me

[flat remnant]

Wreck it ralphie kong

[marsh ibex]

then it became decent

And then the three brothers turned into baby bears and I mentally checked out of the movie

[violet path]

hmm if yall had to write a movie where the cast of traveling characters could be any 6 characters from fiction and most of the movie is dialogue between them, who you picking

[coarse leaf]

Brave is Pixar's, right?

[tawdry valley]

Her father carried that movie tbh

[flat remnant]

Do you guys think someone on the disney board of executives secretly wants to turn into a bear

[tawdry valley]

No piece of media has been worsened by a big Scottish guy

[tawdry valley]

Disney is run by furries, this is common knowledge

[olive bobcat]

It's not his fault his job is unbearable

[hollow terrace]

Animated bears are so scary

[flat remnant]

Har har har har har

[hollow terrace]

It’s almost like they’re bears

[coarse leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/we-bear-bears-gif-24704970

[coarse leaf]

AAAAHH!!!!

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/chica-toy-chica-fnaf-foxy-freddy-gif-938004550236127790

[coarse leaf]

Okay, why do you have that image saved in the first place?

[hollow terrace]

Silksong should have

Bear bugs

[tawdry valley]

I have way to many images saved

[flat remnant]

Horneg should turn into a bear

[frigid karma]

Silksong shpuld have a bear mechanic where you turn into a bear

[heady iron]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-sniff-sniffling-sniffing-big-gif-21211906

[violet path]

for me i got heavy from tf2, chuck from angry birds, jack sparrow, james a janesse, donkey from shrek, and obi wan kenobi

[coarse leaf]

He looks like the Alien Alf, am I wrong?

[flat remnant]

Why chuck angry birds

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-a-blade-of-grass-cow-eating-pov-grass-gif-17742469

[flat remnant]

He's annoying and voiced by josh gad

[coarse leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/alf-tux-gif-20040572

[violet path]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-bird-yellow-bird-dancing-moves-grooves-gif-5636786

[hollow terrace]

Alright

[coarse leaf]

This alf

[violet path]

got beef with olaf?

[flat remnant]

Yes

[hollow terrace]

Chill with the embeds

[flat remnant]

Fuck count olaf

[violet path]

i liked josh gad in pixels

[flat remnant]

And the snowman can burn in hell

[violet path]

dude pixels is so good

[tawdry valley]

Every single Morgan freeman character. Including both Gods

[violet path]

its like half a ready player one

[coarse leaf]

Pixels is one of the worst movies ever made tbh

[flat remnant]

@marsh ibex smite this clown

[coarse leaf]

Just like every Adam Sandler movie

[violet path]

i feel like we also gotta get every jim carrey in there too

[tawdry valley]

It’s a dumb movie he made with his friends. Like every Adam Sandler movie

[violet path]

or at least the one from bruce almighty

[violet path]

right forgot the plague of minds has fallen over everyone in the server but me

[upbeat geode]

F@ck

[violet path]

name 1 thing wrong with pixels

[analog vortex]

What is it with you and yellow birds today

[olive bobcat]

Adam Sandler movies are the ceiling of the film industry

[tawdry valley]

2 Jim carreys in a room is a jerma stream. 3 is a circus. 4 is a black hole

[coarse leaf]

Bad jokes

[frigid karma]

Idk who else but i wanna put gojo satoru and veril dmc in the same room and see what hapoens

[violet path]

name one bad joke

[flat remnant]

Who else?

I like woodstock peanuts

[coarse leaf]

Every single one of them

[violet path]

still chuck from angry birds is awesome

[tawdry valley]

The bad guy made fun of the worlds biggest asshole in gaming history

[violet path]

AHA but you cant name one

[tawdry valley]

It was hilarious

[olive bobcat]

he'd win

[frigid karma]

December division

[flat remnant]

Fart

[coarse leaf]

I never understood why Adam Sandler movies get so popular tbh

[violet path]

yes hence the 😞

[olive bobcat]

They're usually fun

[analog vortex]

Poco yo, word world, angry birds

[coarse leaf]

Like, who tf unironically likes 50 First Dates and Click?

[olive bobcat]

Like those detective movies that came out recently

[violet path]

the angry birds dualigy is ok

[frigid karma]

You underestimate the power of mid budget rom coms

Plus the fact that adam sandler is oddly enough a good actor

[inland ravine]

oh yeah tgat's reminds me

[violet path]

COUNT DRACULA IS ADAM SANDLER??

[inland ravine]

pokemon detetive pikachu

[coarse leaf]

I never said Adam Sandler is a bad actor, but the movies he makes are bad movies

[tawdry valley]

If the movie was made exclusively to clown on billy mitchel, it’s not half bad

[olive bobcat]

MCU Fantastic Four looking tight

[coarse leaf]

Yeah?

[violet path]

HOW DOES HE SOUND SO NON ADAMSANDLERY

[tawdry valley]

He’s great at voices

[flat remnant]

Did you think he was gru

[tawdry valley]

They’re all shitposts

[violet path]

dracula is a better gru than gru is (in all movies past despicable me 1)

[tawdry valley]

Speaking of Dracula, nick cage hasn’t been used better than he was in renfield in a long time

[flat remnant]

Adam Sandler should produce the bee movie 2

[frigid karma]

I still can't get over the fact adam sandler was supposed to have a lead role in inglorious basterds

[violet path]

THEYRE MAKING A BEE MOVIE 2??

[violet path]

oh god

[coarse leaf]

No

[frigid karma]

And he turned it down to make romcoms

[tawdry valley]

That sounds fucking hilarious

[violet path]

brad pitt right?

[tawdry valley]

Brad did great in IB yeah

[heady iron]

my brother and his friend and I tried to sneak into inglorious bastards when we were under 17 but we got caught

[flat remnant]

Yes, the first one was surprisingly profitable and memed enough to warrant it

[coarse leaf]

I mean, Spielberg had the idea for that movie while really drunk, and I personally worry about what drunk Adam Sandler could produce

[heady iron]

we ended up watching terminator salvation instead

[violet path]

was adam gonna be brad's role or was he gonna take someone elses role

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-movie-gif-21791471

Yeah it’s okay

[violet path]

imagine seeing adam sandler as hans landa

[flat remnant]

Speilberg or Seinfeld

[coarse leaf]

Spielberg

[frigid karma]

For context tarantino wrote donny the bear jew specifically for adam sandler but there were scheduling conflicts with some of the romcoms he was making so he didn't

[flat remnant]

Wgat

[coarse leaf]

Spielberg made the Bee Movie iirc

[violet path]

is that the bad guy from captain america civil war?

[flat remnant]

No he didn't?

[tawdry valley]

The Adam Sandler role im most excited for;

[flat remnant]

Fact check before posting cringe pk

[olive bobcat]

I can't believe they'll have Adam Sandler Kizaru and John Cena Whitebeard in the same arc

[frigid karma]

Speilberg

[violet path]

inglorious basterds is really good though yall should watch it if you havent yet

[frigid karma]

Sienfeld wrote a sitcom not multiple of the most iconic movie in history

[violet path]

i saw it with my friends a while back in a call and it was awesome

[coarse leaf]

Ah, I got mistaken

[violet path]

have yall seen the founder?

[coarse leaf]

It was Steinberg

Not Spielberg

[flat remnant]

Why did tarantin mispell bastards? Is he stupid?

[tawdry valley]

I think the best joke in that movie is the flash cut to the ||scalping|| so a character can say “yeah sure”

[frigid karma]

The mcdonalds movie?

[violet path]

ya

[frigid karma]

Yeah i think I've seen it

[tawdry valley]

It’s also McDonald’s propaganda

[violet path]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-deal-yeah-right-agreed-i-would-make-that-deal-gif-15679299

[frigid karma]

The one starring micheal keaton

[violet path]

this clip?

[tawdry valley]

Ya

[violet path]

the anti modern mcdonalds movie is mcdonalds propaganda?

it paints ray kroc to be quite a villain iirc

he screws over his partners in order to franchise more and forgets what mcdonalds was originally about, then cheats on his wife and divorces her as he gets rich and famous

tbf it did make me hungry for mac donalds

[tawdry valley]

He’s also long dead

[coarse leaf]

Anyways, time to talk about the greatest type of movies of all time

The 3D ones

[violet path]

Saw 3d