sk-discussion

[violet path]

window

[twin bough]

Mhm

[hollow terrace]

Post a photo of your cooking pan with a sticky note saying “are you open to commissions?”

Plus a news article of the current day

[steady sage]

you know what else rains from the heavens? ||WARNING: not suitable for arachnophobes||

[violet path]

AHHH

sorry i have arachnophobia

[twin bough]

Just like me fr

[flat remnant]

🕷️

[twin bough]

That the spiderman logo

[remote ibex]

Australia reference

[steady sage]

edited to include warning :)

[violet path]

ty :D

[remote ibex]

Why'd you spoiler the warning but not the image

[violet path]

AHHHHH

[steady sage]

the image is spoilered, wdym it's not spoilered?!?

[remote ibex]

How many tarantulas could you beat in a fight

[tall juniper]

||spider 👻||

[exotic geyser]

[remote ibex]

[twin bough]

Blocked

[remote ibex]

[twin bough]

Reason: scary

[remote ibex]

I could beat at least 10 of those

[steady sage]

awww man, is it too scawwy fow you? :3

[twin bough]

Yes

[flat remnant]

hi sarah

[tall juniper]

Goofy lil boy warning

[remote ibex]

Sarah more like 🐌

[uncut citrus]

Sarah more like

[remote ibex]

Snack

[tall juniper]

Sarah more like Sarah am I right gamers

[vale temple]

OH MY GOD THEYRE EVERYWHERE

[twin bough]

Sarah more like very epic person

[uncut citrus]

more like uhm

[ivory sluice]

Im am literally crying and shaking and pissing and shitting and all sorts of other things why didn't you spoiler it

[uncut citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world-kim-pine-sprites-kiss-gif-16665958

[twin bough]

Parmy!!!!!!!

[steady sage]

who is that?!?

i wanna know!!!

[flat remnant]

wtf based knives and ramona

[ivory sluice]

You acting like you didn't talk to me in a subserver for months

[twin bough]

Yeah but i dont see you here

[tall juniper]

I CAST MY MAGNUM OPUS
LEMNIAN WOE ACCIURO

SUMMON LESBIAN

[cerulean sable]

has the release go down you?
cuz the release has gone down for me
its going to be in tga 23
its going to be in tga 23 🎵

[uncut citrus]

i mastered the spell i think

[ivory sluice]

Because this place fucking sucks

[remote ibex]

Taco has lost their mind

[uncut citrus]

been years?

[steady sage]

dm me when it happens, i will eat my hat

[vale temple]

why come back then

[surreal remnant]

my lovely WIP 93k item storage

[full rune]

hello chat, here is a song with a quintuplet beat, enjoy
https://open.spotify.com/track/6FUIDbbErfIdWvIKW5SYAJ?si=cfc2a89b07f74782

[remote ibex]

Zal pls stop self advertising

[surreal remnant]

each of those slots holds a disk, and each disk currently mostly holds 4k disks, but can hold up to 64k disks

[twin bough]

HIIII IROH

[ivory sluice]

A lot of talk about this place in the subserver today so i am checking it

[surreal remnant]

HIYA ALPHIE

[violet path]

i could beat this in a fight

[twin bough]

THAT MEEEEEEEEEE

[flat remnant]

what kind of talk

[violet path]

i would step on it and it would YOUCH and die

[full rune]

got any 64k's yet? i always struggle with channels on ae2 lol

[high hedge]

Are those server stacks

[surreal remnant]

nah just 4k's

[violet path]

interesting

[ivory sluice]

We are insulting and laughing about you behind your backs sorry

[surreal remnant]

they're called disk drives in-game, but yeah they're basically server racks

[flat remnant]

:(

[full rune]

i dont get the new crafting stuff either, too confusing

[remote ibex]

It's like taisennext but only 1/3rd as cool

[high hedge]

Wow

[unborn dome]

more games need stuff like terraria magic storage mod

[surreal remnant]

they're all controlled via one block with a search bar so i can find items easier

[strong veldt]

Isn't it Akira😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀

[steady sage]

if it makes you feel better, your artwork is really good

[vale temple]

so it's a shitty place there, understandable

[surreal remnant]

i can also use cables to auto input items from farms

which is what i'm working on rn

[flat remnant]

:)

[surreal remnant]

i'm working on setting up farming for different items i need to produce more disks, then hooking them up to feed directly into the storage system

[sinful flare]

if it makes you feel worse why you no hop on games

[ivory sluice]

Yeah but we were talking a lot of shit like 5 minutes back

[surreal remnant]

i have mystical agriculture, so i can farm most things via botany pots

also i think my discord broke

[steady sage]

speaking of games, what game should i play next?

[flat remnant]

i don't have games :(

[violet path]

i agree

[surreal remnant]

it's saying every word is misspelled

[sinful flare]

idk
im playin borderlands 2

[violet path]

read dead redeption 2

[sinful flare]

oh right..... you no have pc...... noted

[steady sage]

i do not like open world games, sorry

[ivory sluice]

Best looter shooter ever

[flat remnant]

i have a laptop but the most it can do is run 9sols demo at 4 fps and maybe bobble league if its a good day

[sinful flare]

its quite literally a looter shoote yea

[surreal remnant]

SLIGHT MISCALCULATION

[violet path]

its really good i feel like youd enjoy it anyways, that being said i also reccomend the portal series

[sinful flare]

rip

[unborn dome]

sell furry art for pc money
there are a lot of suspiciously wealthy furries with… questionable interests

[surreal remnant]

okay so my grid needs power, and it's powered by coal, and all my coal is in the grid, and my grid died cause i ran out of power

[steady sage]

i already played through the entire Portal series

[marsh ibex]

what else is new

[violet path]

half life?

[surreal remnant]

and i can't access any items in the grid

[steady sage]

only thing i haven't finished is the coop campaign

[violet path]

subnauctica?

[steady sage]

i played HL1, 2, and Alyx already

[flat remnant]

i don't think furries will accept sanrio-esque cute interpretations of their sonas

[violet path]

oh right no open world/

[steady sage]

have that, haven't played

[violet path]

terraria?

[steady sage]

can't afford rn

[true vine]

deep rock galactic

[violet path]

get starbound its terraria in space and its pretty fantastic

[strong veldt]

Peak

[true vine]

real

[violet path]

WERE RICH

[true vine]

rock and stone

[steady sage]

i played that a lot already, ill wait until the next event

[steady sage]

can't afford either

[warped nacelle]

we're rich

[tall juniper]

I made a smoothie

[unborn dome]

starbound only gets good when the mod list nears quadruple digits

[steady sage]

unless someone wants me to play with them, because coop DRG is banger

[violet path]

i found it very fun

[twin bough]

Gimme some

[marsh ibex]

Very cool

[violet path]

tbh i did play with 2 friends on my run and they made it a lot more special

[violet path]

can you make a smoothie too?

[true vine]

none of my friend will buy DRG

[violet path]

one of your joker specials

[true vine]

so I can only really play with randoms

[steady sage]

i have DRG

[gray parcel]

My pink shoe laces came in

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-remember-bad-memories-gif-13097556

[strong veldt]

Rock and roll and stone

[true vine]

maybe we can play a game sometime

[steady sage]

you no longer have only randoms to play with

[violet path]

delicous

[strong veldt]

Lace swaps are dope

[steady sage]

that's gonna depend on when i can make time

[violet dune]

trans smoothy

[steady sage]

this was my only break this month

[steady sage]

very cute :3

[gray parcel]

Mainly for Brest cancer awareness, since my ma had it

[tall juniper]

Thank you based joker

[tall juniper]

Brest

[gray parcel]

Isn’t that how you spell it?

[strong veldt]

🙏🏽

[violet dune]

minor spelling mistake

[gray parcel]

[strong veldt]

Breast cancer awareness drip

[gray parcel]

Have I been spelling it wrong this whole time

[strong veldt]

Yes

[gray parcel]

[cerulean sable]

therr is an empty space inside my heart
where the silk takes root, so now ill set you free 🥺

[true vine]

brest

[gray parcel]

Nobody has ever corrected me before

[fiery burrow]

@coarse leaf apologies for the ping but steel assasin sharpe doesn't have "a void tendril attack", Pale Lurker has a similar black tendril attack. You can't really parse whether attacks are void based on visuals alone.

[tall juniper]

Yes it's breast

Silly bro 😅

[remote ibex]

Brest

[surreal remnant]

You're a wizard harry

[warped nacelle]

Brest exists at least

[true vine]

brest

[fiery burrow]

nw we are all silly

[true vine]

I am braindead

[gray parcel]

No I’m silly

[true vine]

hi silly, I'm not dad

[gray parcel]

Identity theft is no joke

[violet path]

YO THIS IS SICK

[fiery burrow]

Hi silly I am star

[gray parcel]

Ik my dad already said he was proud of me today

[warped nacelle]

silly fella: true form unlocked

[violet path]

im proud of you too

[gray parcel]

Aw thanks toast

[true vine]

hi proud of you too, I'm still not dad

[twin bough]

Im proud of some of you

[gray parcel]

Man I’m no where near what I wanna look like

[true vine]

hi Im proud of some of you, I continue to not be dad

[fiery burrow]

Hi no where near what I wanna look like

[surreal remnant]

That's mystical agriculture for ya

i'm growing quartz plants

[warped nacelle]

Only at 1% of your power

[true vine]

it appears that it's time for dinner

[gray parcel]

My brain is stew today

[true vine]

farewell

[gray parcel]

I love being awake 12+ hours

[true vine]

hi growing quartz plants

[ivory sluice]

Isn't that a normal amount

[twin bough]

Mhm

[vale temple]

no

[twin bough]

16 is the usual amount to stay awake for

[gray parcel]

Not when I gotta be up for like 4 more hours

[dusty dew]

its been 9 months since i've been in this chat

any new news

[vale temple]

#hk-announcements

[twin bough]

16 hours awake
8 hours sleep

Ez

[warped nacelle]

You are gonna be so surprised

[ivory sluice]

Rookie numbers

[violet dune]

silksong is glutan free

[dusty dew]

of course there isnt

[warped nacelle]

surprise

[dusty dew]

i dont know what i expected bruh

[warped nacelle]

You expect a polished game

[languid linden]

Only 9?

[tall juniper]

I require

[full rune]

Me when I ask randoms for news instead of news sources themselves

[vale temple]

yeah I didn't expect you to check on your own either

[languid linden]

(Gamerant)

[tall juniper]

Zal what's the news for destiny 2

[hollow terrace]

Should’ve pinged ara

[wheat sail]

Any news on milk weed?

[uncut citrus]

yea

[fiery burrow]

There was a interview with leth with some silksong tidbits in case you wanna know, nothing really groundbreaking or "news" worthy though

[tall juniper]

It's a plant

[uncut citrus]

its milky

that summs it up

[tall juniper]

[warped nacelle]

How do I talk to you if I check the news directly 👉 👈

[vale temple]

is it called game-rant or gamer-ant

[languid linden]

Whichever you prefer

[fiery burrow]

gamer girl or gay mer-girl

[wheat sail]

It's ga merantay

[hollow terrace]

Gamer ant

[full rune]

Ace of spades now 2 shots titans while ulting. They re-introduced the bug where if you type in chinese it crashes the game for everyone

[vale temple]

i hate gamers sorry

[tall juniper]

Epic

[uncut citrus]

both

[violet path]

bastard what i do

[full rune]

Also I've played destiny once in my whole life so I could be lying

[wheat sail]

It's not lying if unintentional

[flat remnant]

ariel if she was cool

[wheat sail]

Like I say, I don't know where their bodies are

Am I lying??

[violet path]

no

[wheat sail]

Exactly

[violet path]

if pinocio says "my nose is about to grow" what will happen

it wont grow

[wheat sail]

Yes

[violet path]

go back to subserver kirb its lonely out here

[steady sage]

nice paradox, mate

[violet path]

not a paradox if its solved

[wheat sail]

All servers are equal to me

I feel that nothing we do matters

On this blue trapped bubble

[twin bough]

Except for that one under there

[wheat sail]

Over where

[steady sage]

under where?

[twin bough]

Haha i made you say underwear

[languid linden]

6 feet under

[wheat sail]

Mods , crush his skull

https://tenor.com/view/mods-crush-his-skull-low-tier-god-mods-crush-his-skull-cleaning-gif-27437796

[chilly nexus]

me if I was a mod, listening to kirb unquestioningly:

[steady sage]

i wrote "under where," mate :3

[wheat sail]

You have my blessing of you applied for mod

🙏

[chilly nexus]

I did back in 2019 or 20 iirc but haven't since, i don't think I'd be a good fit on the team

I appreciate your blessing tho

[wheat sail]

Then die

[chilly nexus]

me listening to kirb:

[true vine]

happy birthday kirb

[twin bough]

Neither would i

[wheat sail]

Any mods here able to say if I would be accepted?

[languid linden]

Yeah

[true vine]

this is actually my alt, my main account is window_shark

[languid linden]

Simo said I could replace him

[chilly nexus]

If I wasn't dead I'd say that I'd accept you

[wheat sail]

dies

[surreal remnant]

lovely place where i grow quartz, quartz infused iron, netherite, diamonds, silicon, and wither skeleton skulls

[true vine]

that was me, I tricked you

[languid linden]

Shit

[true vine]

you've been trolled

[marsh ibex]

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/uh-yes-yes-gabe-newell-gaben-gif-3490822613274481558

[steady sage]

i personally wouldn't apply for mod even if i was offerred, both because i would be terrible at the job and because i have a life outside of the online space

[wheat sail]

Welcome to team fortress 2

[true vine]

you aint seen nothing yet

[spare condor]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-silksong-hollow-knight-silksong-news-silksong-news-gif-24830625

[true vine]

there was a point in time where this chat would regularly die for intervals of around half an hour

[hollow terrace]

I miss that time

[languid linden]

The good old days

[true vine]

me too buddy

[spare condor]

Back in my day

[warped nacelle]

You can make that happen anytime Window

[spare condor]

We used to have silksong news

[true vine]

[warped nacelle]

Oops the chat is locked guys

[true vine]

back in your day was yesterday

[warped nacelle]

oh man I did an oopsie slowmode is now 5 hours

[steady sage]

a sh*tty game :)

mods can back me up :)

[spare condor]

Okay is it a taboo/dead meme to make fun of the silksong release date

[spare condor]

News?

[true vine]

no you joined yesterday

[spare condor]

[violet dune]

no

[true vine]

[shell yacht]

for years

[uncut citrus]

march 2022 btw

[warped nacelle]

dead after the first one

[spare condor]

Okay but is it now ironic to make fun of it and therefore funny

[lone crown]

[shell yacht]

no

[spare condor]

[lone crown]

Why do I come here

[true vine]

my brain is still stuck in 2021

[lone crown]

Why

[true vine]

to suffer

[warped nacelle]

You have a terrible addiction

[lone crown]

True

[coarse leaf]

Because people would miss you

[spare condor]

I'm sensing that the people in this server are dead inside and terribly unhappy due to the state of this game

[true vine]

"I can quit anytime" mfs when I take away their silksong discussion

[languid linden]

No

[shell yacht]

its not debatable

[stone cedar]

we must all enter hibernation only to awake when the wretched time arrives

[languid linden]

Almost every joke in this community has become unfunny, ironic, and then unfunny even when ironic

[true vine]

dead inside? yes
terribly unhappy about the state of the game? no, there is no state of the game to be unhappy about

[warped nacelle]

huh uh

[spare condor]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-spongebob-fish-stare-what-gif-16202349

[lone crown]

Maggot is hegemol was great

[shell yacht]

im dead inside and terribly unhappy, but as for this server, its the annoying users that never stop making the same non jokes for several years

[spare condor]

This is the irony I mean. Cause it's starting to be funny again

[coarse leaf]

I have been depicted as the clown , I am leaving

[shell yacht]

no it isnt

[lone crown]

Cause its basically only me who uses that joke

[wheat sail]

I miss back then when the and but there was the though it wasnt but instead

[steady sage]

i have a joke for you

[warped nacelle]

me wh

[spare condor]

Are you forced to be here...

[true vine]

hornet is velmi artrid

[shell yacht]

yall saying that like me not being mod would change my opinion

[cunning geode]

it would change your experience for sure

[shell yacht]

you people would still exist

[cunning geode]

nope

VANISH

[steady sage]

i think sometimes it's important to have a break from the internet

[spare condor]

But... you wouldn't have to deal with them

[wheat sail]

Has being mod made you happier and more fulfilled

[shell yacht]

even in other servers

[lone crown]

I relate, in my perspective though I returned after my year-long ban and the state of the chat before then was actually decent. When I returned, it felt like time-traveling to a bad future

[spare condor]

Just like... take some time away from discord...

[languid linden]

yall saying that like he didn’t just come back from a break

[spare condor]

[lone crown]

Like holy shit the amount of times I get annoyed here has increased exponentially compared to before

[spare condor]

You people have free will

[shell yacht]

oh i did that, i came back and they canceled the release window next day

[cunning geode]

where am i

[spare condor]

This is your chance

[true vine]

I just don't come here often anymore

[steady sage]

i think we all need to just take a break from the internet if we're all being overly negative

[spare condor]

Break free

[steady sage]

there's a life outside the internet, after all

spend it on something you like

[lone crown]

Can’t deny I’m addicted to my phone

[true vine]

there is?

[tall juniper]

yeah but modding is your choice

[marsh ibex]

We passed this benchmark in 2021

[spare condor]

Oh he's a modder

[shell yacht]

id rather break spines
but i dont have the newest MK

[stoic sigil]

I'm going to eat Hamburg chat

[marsh ibex]

*moderator

[true vine]

but I like the internet

[spare condor]

Oh right

[true vine]

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/potemkin-sol-badguy-guilty-gear-strive-burst-gif-22236407

[steady sage]

try finding more things to like that aren't the internet, then

[lone crown]

Ah yes Potemkin

[spare condor]

The entire city of Hamburg? Tall order no?

[stoic sigil]

Why is the bite on the other side of the burger

[spare condor]

Don't reason with them

[steady sage]

i take walks in the woods and talk with other people in real life, and all that kept me happy

[spare condor]

They know what they have to do

[true vine]

my legitimate and productive activities are all related to the internet

[marsh ibex]

heavenly potemkin buster

[true vine]

she spins the burger around

[warped nacelle]

I've never seen anyone here being negative ever

[spare condor]

Exercise

[cunning geode]

dont go throwing heavenly pot busters out willy nilly, thats a great way to waste meter and be predictable

[languid linden]

Hand

[wheat sail]

You spin my head right round right round

[tall juniper]

*modderator

[true vine]

I try to stay in shape but I don't really consider that productive

[stone cedar]

give me a glass of water and an afternoon, I’ll do it

[wheat sail]

Keeping yourself fit is pretty productive

[karmic temple]

bee boop

[spare condor]

It can be if you take pride in it :/

[wheat sail]

Just kidding, stay fat there's no point

[tall juniper]

i tried and i broke my arm

[true vine]

right now I'm in a time where work is quite a bit more important than fitness

[languid linden]

Shrue 😔

[wheat sail]

Doesn't mean it isn't productive, obviously you have to balance priorities so you do you

[true vine]

I'm not unhealthy so that's good enough for me

[lone crown]

Anyone can be productive if they have the time to be in #sk-discussion

[wheat sail]

true

I'm gonna feed my past messages into an AI and let it respond for me here

Buh bye

[stoic sigil]

#sk-discussion is a bigger threat to national security than War Thunder

[steady sage]

im just gonna take another walk in the woods just so i can keep sane

[lone crown]

Honestly

[true vine]

it's called procrastination

[lone crown]

I only wanted to return here in February for my prophecy, and I got sucked in and its already October

[trim estuary]

❌

[true vine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/283680756159741953/1135344944702304387/caption_1.gif

[lone crown]

The ban was actually beneficial cause you start to realize how much time you actually have

Wait here:

[marsh ibex]

Holy shit HAHAHA

[tall juniper]

what pokemon game is this

[marsh ibex]

Newest detective pikachu

[true vine]

you know what
I joined back in because I thought silksong was imminent but looks like I'm wrong

bye bye everyone

[cunning geode]

oh god

[tall juniper]

goodbye clown

[warped nacelle]

See you at tga

[wheat sail]

No it's just nostalgia that's clouding your judgement, the pokemon games now are the exact same as before

🕴️

[lone crown]

[hollow terrace]

Another tga

[trim estuary]

I will NOT have RT ATTACKING Minecraft Story Mode like this

[hollow terrace]

Another year of off topic ss discussion

[warped nacelle]

another tga another silksong

[marsh ibex]

Well yeah I agree with that sentiment but it is what it is

[cunning geode]

Black and White 2

i rest my case

[marsh ibex]

have you played any rpg outside of pokemon

[wheat sail]

No, pokemon scarlet violet are better than all past games

[cunning geode]

ive never played black and white 2

and yes

[marsh ibex]

You are not my opp

[cunning geode]

opp

[marsh ibex]

Cease your attempts

[cunning geode]

what is opp

[hollow terrace]

Me when the defeatist mindset meets “hey I think that shouldn’t be the norm” mindset

[wheat sail]

Joker blud stop joking blud gang gang

[marsh ibex]

opposition

[formal iris]

Y’all wanna hear about a batshit insane nightmare I had?

[cunning geode]

oh we're comrades!!!

[gray parcel]

Grox when I blow up their planet

[warped nacelle]

Wombat when: 👹

[shell yacht]

no

[gray parcel]

Wombat gets my spore references

[trim estuary]

TRUE

[warped nacelle]

please buy my spices

[trim estuary]

Banned

[cunning geode]

would Steve be proud of you for wiping out all the grox

[wheat sail]

A giant burger chased me and ate me then I woke up

[trim estuary]

Buy my sinister spices!

[shell yacht]

dont spam or be wildly offtopic and interupt, keep within rules

[trim estuary]

Absolutely

[hollow terrace]

Chat, silksong is my moby dick and you’re all causalities on my revenge trip

[uncut citrus]

Window

[warped nacelle]

ok where do I sign

[twin bough]

Reev

[gray parcel]

Yes

[wheat sail]

GGP zz

[gray parcel]

Because it takes months bruh

[versed pollen]

I would never be your casualty

[spiral plank]

Ababa

[shell yacht]

id be fine with this if the ocean wasnt involved

[twin bough]

Hm?

Oh

[gray parcel]

Banished to #hk-meme

[twin bough]

So true

[warped nacelle]

another one falls

[twin bough]

Tf you mean by bean land 😭😭

[uncut citrus]

how do you not know

[opaque sigil]

Better not to know

[uncut citrus]

fair

[hollow terrace]

Wow

You’re an old user

[trim estuary]

I wish it was bean land still…

[hollow terrace]

I don’t!

[shell yacht]

i thought we banned that meme

[warped nacelle]

How do you know then 🤨

[marsh ibex]

Didn’t we tell you that random meme posting ain’t allowed here

Ohhh

Youmre sam

fuck off dude

[pastel whale]

Welp

[warped nacelle]

Well that was quick

[pastel whale]

Sorry wrong reply

[uncut citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790015724647088139/1147994686569586810/not_Simo_and_Benji.png?ex=6514935d&is=651341dd&hm=9a773f5c86b3a8686fa1f990f459ec51cc911fc37454b5b7e7935cef30a86585&

[warped nacelle]

nearly lasted 30 minutes

[tall juniper]

when the beans are when the beans are when th-

[rough mirage]

Sam sent to the shadow lands

[tall juniper]

Sam came back?

was he unbanned?

[twin bough]

Yeah ok fair enough if he did it twice in one day

[pastel whale]

Was that Sam?

[warped nacelle]

banned ng+ now

[marsh ibex]

Alted

Posted shit that got him banned

[formal iris]

Know what, I’m just gonna say my weird nightmare, it might be a long message, if that’s okay?

[twin bough]

Same thing?

Man i thought better

[rough mirage]

Fr

[tall juniper]

thats actually funny

[formal iris]

ikr. Dude could’ve gone big or go home-

[tall juniper]

came back for one final fuck you

[rough mirage]

Disappointment

[wheat sail]

All you can do is ban his country

[twin bough]

People of america
Sweden is no more

[rough mirage]

Bye bye Sweden

[formal iris]

Anyway, would this be okay, mods?

It’s not like a dumb meme or anything

[marsh ibex]

Whatever

as you wish

[warped nacelle]

What if you dreamt of a meme

[marsh ibex]

just don’t make it like several screens spanning

[formal iris]

so, I was in a shopping centre for some reason, when my grandad started running away, then I gave up chasing him, and some Burger King employee crawled down from an escalator on all fours, while I was crying on the floor, then as I was walking away the Burger King employee was following me really close and repeating“I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you to leave” in a very depressed and sick of life voice until I stabbed him in the eye with a pencil and then I think he turned into an eldritch horror and started chasing me

[tall juniper]

hi im a mod of not this server so im going to say with no power:
well i mean its not like this chat does anything useful anyways

[shell yacht]

banned

[tall juniper]

[marsh ibex]

lmao

[twin bough]

Mb

[warped nacelle]

trap card'd by joker

[gray parcel]

Simply hunt the beasts in your nightmares

And when you wake up you’ll think it all a bad dream

[shell yacht]

are u the eldritch employee

[sinful flare]

if this makes you feel better
i posted an analysis of mithrix fight i wrote spanning 4 entire messages

[trim estuary]

It’s true I was there I’m the granddad

[rough mirage]

Maybe burger king was the friends we made along the way

[flat remnant]

chat look my hair is being anime again

[twin bough]

Kinda yeah

[formal iris]

Thing is I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Burger King employee, so I feel like my brain made up what a Burger King employee looks like. I’ve never even set foot in a Burger King. all I remember is that it was a Burger King employee even though idk what that looks like-

[gray parcel]

Cat don’t dox yourself

[twin bough]

You dont get to say that

[sinful flare]

that reminds me
i made goku in borderlands 2

[gray parcel]

[pastel whale]

Yeah I recognise that door

[shell yacht]

man fell asleep with the "burger burger burger 🎵" commecial playing

[tawdry valley]

Salvador short king goku sounds hilarious

[sinful flare]

i was playing as psycho

[tawdry valley]

Krieg?

[sinful flare]

but you're right tho idk how to do that

[tawdry valley]

Damn alright. Starting out strong

[sinful flare]

yeah krieg had a specific head
and the volor scheme

[gray parcel]

Frfr

[formal iris]

And the way my grandad was running away from me was weird, he ran into like a furniture shop and then ran out and that was when I lost him

[sinful flare]

my salvador is at lv 15 rn

[formal iris]

Dude was running at some crazy pace

[tawdry valley]

He died outside a furniture shop?

[gray parcel]

…you mean “whooper whooper whopper”?

[sinful flare]

my krieg at like lv 7

[hollow terrace]

Boo

[tawdry valley]

How does krieg feel

[hollow terrace]

NO

[formal iris]

No- lost him literally, that I didn’t know where he went- (context is a dream-)

[shell yacht]

yes

[hollow terrace]

AVIF FAILED ME

[versed pollen]

YOU LOSE

[pastel whale]

Virus files

[sinful flare]

salvador is press F to have fun and win
krieg is press F to have fun and die
both are my favorite characters

[tall juniper]

.avif files are worth nothing

fuck a.avif all my homies hate .avif

[pastel whale]

You're wor....

[tawdry valley]

Everybody is press F to do a funny haha

[sinful flare]

nice

idk maya seems alright

[formal iris]

The only thing that would’ve made that dream crazier is if there was a nightmare fog outside the hallway that the Burger King employee followed me through

[sinful flare]

commando is actually engineer

[tall juniper]

awwww thank you

[tawdry valley]

Zero is press F to make everybody shoot something else
Maya is press F to troll a motherfucker
Commando is press F to place sentry gun

[sinful flare]

my salvador looks like purple guy

[tawdry valley]

I like zero and krieg the most. Salvador is the easiest char to play cause he’s overpowered

Krieg is the hardest to play, so I wish you luck with that

[sinful flare]

commando is engineer now

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/terminator-terminator2-t1000-looking-stare-gif-16879056

[sinful flare]

idk if anyone knows commando's name lol
its visible in intro but i forget

it started with k i think

[tawdry valley]

kommando

[sinful flare]

kommando

yeah

[formal iris]

Anyway imma go sleep or something like that

[tawdry valley]

It’s axton

[sinful flare]

oh

[formal iris]

Maybe I’ll have another dream that continues on from that

[sinful flare]

idk i like salvador
big man

[pastel whale]

Keep us updated

[tawdry valley]

zero is fun cause you can make silly shit work

[formal iris]

Because it ended abruptly at the chase sequence

[sinful flare]

damn

[opaque sigil]

Zero’s fun to fuck around with

[pastel whale]

Stupid dream cliffhangers

[shell yacht]

my dreams never go back tothe same place, besides this one lsd lookin fever dream when i was 6

[tawdry valley]

“Man this shotgun is a piece of shit. Would be a shame if I could teleport behind you and then mag dump into your spine”

[formal iris]

Like the plot was just getting good

[twin bough]

I dont dream :(

[tawdry valley]

Exam season dreams suck ass. They’re all just course related tasks that I stress about, wake up, and then realize I don’t give a shit

[sinful flare]

me no dream either

well i rarely dream

[pastel whale]

Dream no more

[tawdry valley]

Sleep better

[sinful flare]

no

[formal iris]

Like it set up character motivations (I’m looking for my grandad), antagonist (depressed Burger King employee) and it setup the setting (bloodborne but in a shopping centre)

[tawdry valley]

How far have you gotten @sinful flare

[sinful flare]

rescued roland nnstuff

still have to beat wilhelm
quin and i beat him but my game crashed lo

[formal iris]

what the-

Why is Miyazaki in hkcord-

[quiet knot]

Hes real

[tall juniper]

its a soulslike obvi

[formal iris]

TRUE

[tawdry valley]

You play as wilhelm in pre sequel btw

[twin bough]

@twin bough

[sinful flare]

damn

@sinful flare

[formal iris]

@formal iris AINT NO WAY!

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/orthodox-rabii-bill-clinton-game-awards-miyazaki-gif-27229010

[formal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/hidetaka-miyazaki-miyazaki-game-awards-gif-27217708

This man right here is in hkcord

Also don’t mind the cameo appearance

[pastel whale]

Bill Clinton

[quiet knot]

Bill clinton kid

[twin bough]

I wonder if he is here

[formal iris]

The way his head just slides into frame is really getting me-

[flat remnant]

true

[warped nacelle]

cat reveal???

[sinful flare]

hajajsjshshshzhzsshshdhdjdnx

[flat remnant]

what the fuck

[sinful flare]

low rarity yusuke

[primal horizon]

Hey guys my name is krill

[quiet knot]

Krill bill

[pastel whale]

You think Bill Clinton kid is perma banned from game awards

[primal horizon]

Oh shoot that’s hair

[quiet knot]

Probably

[twin bough]

Can we invite him to hkcord

[flat remnant]

i omor 💀

[pastel whale]

He could already be here

[primal horizon]

Who is bill gates again

[quiet knot]

Asshole

[primal horizon]

Or bill Clinton

[quiet knot]

Also an asshole

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-clintion-bill-president-usa-thumbs-up-gif-17389428

[primal horizon]

Dammmn what did bill gates do

[formal iris]

Crazy guy said funny thing about bill Clinton

Man this shit is why I shouldn’t be awake beyond 12am

[pastel whale]

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave

[formal iris]

Last Burger King employee that said that to me got stabbed in the eye with a pencil!

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/with-a-pencil-john-wick-scary-scared-pencil-gif-16042376

[sinful flare]

(In a dream)

[formal iris]

Oh yeah forgot that part

[violet dune]

do it

[analog vortex]

guys

how are you

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/creep-creepy-stare-at-look-at-peak-a-boo-gif-5473095

Was this him?

[pastel whale]

Cat

[cyan forum]

gato

[analog vortex]

i asked a girl guys

[rapid topaz]

neko

[primal horizon]

You are not joker what have you done

[pastel whale]

Asked what?

[primal horizon]

I wanna assume they said “out?”

[marsh ibex]

solo leveling or guilty gear
do not think, I am not giving you any context, just choose one

[primal horizon]

guilty gear

[marsh ibex]

aight

[analog vortex]

if she wanna date me

[primal horizon]

I like gears they’re cool

[pastel whale]

What she say

[analog vortex]

long story short maybe, needs more time

[pastel whale]

Oh

[shell yacht]

solo lvling

[analog vortex]

thats a good thing

[primal horizon]

Why not gears

[rapid topaz]

the gear is guilty

[shell yacht]

y not solo lvling

[formal iris]

There we go. “Art”

[rapid topaz]

who's that

[formal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/orthodox-rabii-bill-clinton-game-awards-miyazaki-gif-27229010

[analog vortex]

i love bill clinton

[primal horizon]

Because levels mean you’d have to walk up the stairs right
but gears are automated

[primal horizon]

You know what I love though

[rapid topaz]

omg

[analog vortex]

what

[primal horizon]

krill

[formal iris]

I just realised how everyone there that works at fromsoft is just watching the kid with like a lot of intrigue

[primal horizon]

And gears

[pastel whale]

I love holographic meatloaf

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-meat-hologram-meat-carne-holográfica-gif-15072933

[formal iris]

Every time I watch the bill Clinton kid video it gets funnier I swear

[primal horizon]

Nuh uh

[uneven vault]

no

[pastel whale]

Mushroom

[uneven vault]

the imitator is more unfunny but

[analog vortex]

bill clinton kid interview allegations

[analog vortex]

kid cosmic area i swear

https://tenor.com/view/papa-g-kid-cosmic-building-clones-stomp-gif-26703523

[quartz cave]

Did someone say KID COSMIC

[analog vortex]

i did

why

[versed pollen]

The only person who knows what he's saying it the translater onj

[flat remnant]

is season 3 any good? i thought 2 was eh and i skipped out on it

stuck chuck best character

[analog vortex]

did you skip 2?

[flat remnant]

i mean skipped out on season 3

[olive bobcat]

I've gotta catch up on JJK but I also wanna start Bocchi

[twin bough]

Hi scarfy

[olive bobcat]

And I have to fit both into my busy schedule of watching One Piece

[analog vortex]

yea you should watch it

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-my-honest-reaction-btr-gif-27259519

[analog vortex]

not the fucking lich snail

[twin bough]

Fall

[full nexus]

@gray parcel

cut cutcean

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/VUTFYyjQmRo

[gray parcel]

trying to figure out what this means

[twin bough]

HI SILLY

[olive bobcat]

I gotta see what Trash Taste is up to

[full nexus]

2 artoriuses in 1 room

[olive bobcat]

Oh ok they're up to peak

[gray parcel]

[gray parcel]

hi alfie

[full nexus]

it was cut from the game for good reasons imo found it whille looking at cut souls content becaus ei love gamings cut content

[gray parcel]

odd

its in the bell tower church tho

[full nexus]

yea

maybe he was gonna be like the tartrus demon and the goat demon whos name i cant remember right now

[plain quiver]

Matuê

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/0-g_s4_rI9I

[coarse leaf]

Hello chat

[gray parcel]

[coarse leaf]

[formal karma]

Power responds to release speculation

[prisma meteor]

have any of you guys watched the new episode of loki

it annoyed me

[olive bobcat]

Why

[prisma meteor]

the way it describes time inside the tva is inconsistent even within the same episode

[flat remnant]

i already picked which multiverse show based off a popular brand from the 2010s i wanted to watch this month and loki is not it

[olive bobcat]

I see

I'll watch it eventually

[olive bobcat]

Fionna and Cake

[high hedge]

I’m waiting till Loki is done to watch it

[flat remnant]

wrong fate/stay night

[olive bobcat]

Is the popular brand from the 2010s "femboys"

[flat remnant]

i lied actually it was fionna and cake

[twin bough]

Me when enjoying multiple shows exists

[high hedge]

Fiction

[twin bough]

Id like to hear this though

[flat remnant]

i don't have disney+ else i would've seen loki already but honestly marvel is just eh to me

[prisma meteor]

||loki is like jumping betwen the past and present of the tva and mobius gets mad because he says thats not possible because the tva does not have a past because time works weird there, which in and of itself is fine, the real answer is that loki is right and mobius is just mistaken because his memory has been wiped but then they meet a guy and theres a scene where loki is talking to him in the past and mobius is talking to him in the present and they are like talking through this guy sorta which shows that like the tva clearly does have a past and this tva worker remembers it, so why doesnt mobius ||

loki spoilers

[prisma meteor]

loki was really good in the first season it was the only good disney plus spinoff

[high hedge]

I liked Moon Knight

[twin bough]

||O.B didnt have his memory wiped and is pretty high ranking||

[prisma meteor]

i forgot that one was marvel....

[flat remnant]

morbius

[prisma meteor]

werewolf by night was also good

[high hedge]

I forgot YOU were marvel

[olive bobcat]

Wandavision was good for the first half

[high hedge]

I also liked werewolf by night

[olive bobcat]

This is opposed to Falcon and the Winter Solider, which was bad in the first half but also bad in the second half

[prisma meteor]

why would that be the case

renslayer was like the head and she didnt know any of this shit

[high hedge]

I only watched Loki, Moon Knight, and What If

[twin bough]

||because he invented alot of the technology for the tva and wrote the guidebook||

[high hedge]

I wasn’t really intrigued by the other shows

[twin bough]

||he also keeps the time loom in check and it seems he is on the same ranking as miss minutes||

[prisma meteor]

i dont think theres nearly enough evidence to suggest that

[twin bough]

Rennslayer was only a judge ||although at the start of the tva it seems she lead with he who remains||

[prisma meteor]

hes just a repairman

[flat remnant]

guys please watch secret invasion it's not terrible and you need it to get the marvels also the ratings were too low 🥺

[high hedge]

I might watch Miss Marvel because I like the character

[twin bough]

||he says him and miss minutes keep the time loom in check||

[prisma meteor]

its not good...

[high hedge]

Sad

[prisma meteor]

i dont think thats suggests they are on the same level

[high hedge]

I liked the drawings in the trailer

[twin bough]

||he also clearly doesnt get his memory wiped like everyone else which is another big indicator||

[twin bough]

I enjoyed it personally

It wasnt cinema by any means

But it was fun

[wispy pond]

what is even discussed here

[shell yacht]

what are the spoilers topic

[twin bough]

Loki

[prisma meteor]

season 2

[lyric yarrow]

Silksong

Still waiting on it to exist

[wispy pond]

everytime I've looked the convo is NOTHING to do with silksong lol

I'm just curious as to what is talked about here considering I never go here

[high hedge]

It exists in the hearts of children

[wispy pond]

pretty much lmao

[pastel mortar]

silksong 🧵droppin 🫳 this 👆friday ‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[prisma meteor]

like his job is important but i still dont think that means he wouldnt be like brainwashed by he who remains if even his right hand was

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-dance-yoasobi-racing-into-the-night-gif-23875910

[prisma meteor]

but also like he didnt REALLY do much with the timeloom he said it handled itself and he just did maintanence checks every couple hundred years didnt he?

[twin bough]

True

I might be wrong

But who knows

[prisma meteor]

so his main job is just repairing timesticks and whatever which doesnt seem that important

[twin bough]

||Idk i think he is incredibly important in the tva, i mean they got ke huy quan to play him||

[prisma meteor]

i mean like an important job for sure but not a job only he could do

is what i mean

[twin bough]

Idk

[prisma meteor]

so i dont think HES important enough to not get his gourd wiped

and also hes like a joke character kinda

so it seems silly for him to be a big deal

[remote ibex]

I would believe you if you didn't have a grimm pfp 🗣️🔥

[olive bobcat]

REAL

[serene chasm]

I should ban them

[olive bobcat]

Yes

[trim estuary]

Verily

[gray parcel]

For false info

[rapid topaz]

I'm back

what's up

[wheat sail]

Up is a movie

[lone crown]

Augh

Auuuuugh

[serene chasm]

hey fool

[rapid topaz]

thanks

[lone crown]

Hey

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-verne-over-the-hedge-turtle-disbelief-gif-24744867

[fiery burrow]

what does the U in grubU stand for

[flat remnant]

C:

[wheat sail]

It's just based on a twitch emote PogU which also stares straight at the screen

[flat remnant]

i think it just means facing the front and smiling wierdly

[rapid topaz]

wtf

[lone crown]

[flat remnant]

ty curly

[olive bobcat]

Fascinating

[manic abyss]

why is this happening so much recently??

[lone crown]

I kid you not this happens once daily.

[flat remnant]

the grimm shit last night

[rapid topaz]

???

[manic abyss]

it happened yesterday twice or smth

[lone crown]

Dont be specific when bringing it up

[olive bobcat]

Of all the things I had to miss

[lone crown]

Much better

[manic abyss]

don't remind me

[marsh ibex]

meh

This is like

[flat remnant]

there have been more people sending borderline illegal content here

[marsh ibex]

normal server stuff

Haven’t seen gore in a minute though

[mint valve]

Hey guys any hollow knight 2 news?

[marsh ibex]

few months I think

?sspsa

[white sail]

Reminder: The latest news for both Hollow Knight and Silksong can be found in #hk-announcements.
Check the pinned messages for more information, including a FAQ.

[lone crown]

Is there automatic image detection or something that deletes images that look graphic

Idk, any tech at all

[rapid topaz]

Can't we just use AI image recognition to ban those frame 1
well maybe not idk

[flat remnant]

joker what do you think about those assholes who actually go out of their way to taunt and ping the mods before sending that shit

are they better or worse than the rest of them

[lone crown]

They do that?

[flat remnant]

i've seen it happen

[lone crown]

I thought they all just drop the image randomly

[marsh ibex]

makes it easier to ban them beforehand

[fiery burrow]

uhhh how do you unsee that or calm down from distressing images

[marsh ibex]

it’s like a few seconds warning

[olive bobcat]

I kinda just dismiss it

[rapid topaz]

that's the hard part

[flat remnant]

pick a god and pray

[lone crown]

Honestly what a lame way to be banned. Be more creative or entertaining at least

[marsh ibex]

I watched liveleak in middle school

[violet dune]

wait what the fuck did i miss

[marsh ibex]

I’m desensitized

[wind meteor]

joker there was some gore in off topic but a mod deleted it

[olive bobcat]

gorey image

[flat remnant]

don't ask

[violet dune]

Oh.

[flat remnant]

was it a rat

[marsh ibex]

yeah we banned them

[serene chasm]

The internet is tame nowadays

[wind meteor]

luckily

[unkempt agate]

Jerma is in the new Halloween TF2 map

[gray parcel]

[violet dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma-sus-jerma985-the-sus-guy-suspicious-gif-25011230

[marsh ibex]

It’s funny

[marsh ibex]

I checked audit logs to see if they all got deleted

Apparently dide had three different images

[violet dune]

holy shit its jerma

[lone crown]

It’s hilarious when they do that, it really is

[unkempt agate]

"last seen near meat grinder"

[rapid topaz]

I just saw a remix of Metal Mario from 64 but with Metal Pipe sounds

peak humor

[flat remnant]

mario and pipes

[lone crown]

That was awful

[wicked kiln]

I need to listen to this

As a necessity

[flat remnant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Vky4J4vD0

[rapid topaz]

that one friend who listen to Metal a bit too litteraly:

[flat remnant]

therapeutic

[wicked kiln]

IT’S PERFECT

[unkempt agate]

https://vxtwitter.com/HatsuneMiku/status/1711819377194963041?t=vLatyrXvsz1sKAsqF8RtOw&s=19

[flat remnant]

[olive bobcat]

[unkempt agate]

Drown

[cerulean sable]

ss disc bitches when "has there been any news since 2019"

[wheat sail]

Knight be like: you think team cherry gives news?

[analog vortex]

technically there has

[eager hedge]

guys silksong is real

https://hollowknightsilksong.com/

OMG KRMN#JVHJANVE

[charred surge]

Idk, has there been

[serene chasm]

no

[charred surge]

Darn

[analog vortex]

yes

[eager hedge]

xbox trAILER

the delay

and the console port reveals

like ps4 and xbox

so yeah there was news since 2019

[marsh ibex]

We know

we can all read #hk-announcements

[eager hedge]

oh damn sorry

[marsh ibex]

It’s fine

[olive bobcat]

Actually that's all olds

[analog vortex]

we got new content, we know the voicelines for hornet are done, we know the name of her gadget (cogfly) , they were supposed to release in june 2023, so that means they could be close, etc

[surreal remnant]

that one singular drive has the same capacity of two of those full racks

[marsh ibex]

There just isn’t much that this server doesn’t know about Silksong

[eager hedge]

... bitch the xbox trailer came in 2022

[surreal remnant]

the server knows basically everything there is to know

[olive bobcat]

Yeah that was over a year ago

[analog vortex]

the game was supposed to come in 2023

[eager hedge]

then the delay

[shell yacht]

avg ssdisc user inability to tell time

[olive bobcat]

ikr

[analog vortex]

jokes on you

i constantly keep track of my friends
for their timezones

[eager hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/rule59-rule-59-silksong-broly-gif-23736501

[shell yacht]

im so lost

[analog vortex]

threadtune olds:

[surreal remnant]

so each rack holds 8 drives, and each drive holds items, there are 1k, 4k, 16k, and 64k drives, corresponding to how many items each drive can hold

it connects to a controller, then a grid, the grid is where you can access the items within the drives

[eager hedge]

IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED RN

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-hornet-gif-19850229

[analog vortex]

l

[marsh ibex]

About what?

Kinda sad they removed the colored blood tbh

It was nice seeing the various colors

[analog vortex]

"censored blood"

[shell yacht]

itsa a server to compress items?? jfc

[olive bobcat]

Diggin into these cocktail peanuts rn

[surreal remnant]

basically

[eager hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/silk-song-hollow-knight-lace-gif-26163503

[surreal remnant]

each drive is basically a storage container

but the storage container can only be accessed via the grid

[analog vortex]

my guy what are you confused abt

[marsh ibex]

She sure does seem like a fun fight

[eager hedge]

ok so your discussing drives now so i guess ill take my leave

[marsh ibex]

although I hope lace 2 introduces a few more attacks than hornet 2 did

[surreal remnant]

oh technically i'm supposed to let you talk about ss continue

[shell yacht]

meanwhile i cant break 5 blocks without the game rubberbanding and respawning one of them

[surreal remnant]

get a better pc smh

also this system doesn't cause lag

[eager hedge]

same

[surreal remnant]

less lag than having it in chests at the very least

less entities

[shell yacht]

i hope lace 3 is literally her corpse as a puppet, no mid fight dialogue

[olive bobcat]

That one Iconoclasts fight with the dead samurai

[analog vortex]

how do you know she will fight you again

well tbf it is heavily implied

[eager hedge]

i know this is most likely a joke but it would be a cool idea for lace being controlled in a future fight with her

[shell yacht]

nah im serious

[olive bobcat]

I hope Lace 2 ends with the choice to let her live or die

[limpid nebula]

How many laces are there

[eager hedge]

💀 oh shit shes dead

[olive bobcat]

Kinda like the end of the Nailsmith quest

[analog vortex]

1

[eager hedge]

WHITE PRINCESS LACE!

[limpid nebula]

I beg to differ

[eager hedge]

3 laces

[surreal remnant]

this is the UI btw powdered water

[limpid nebula]

There we go

[wheat sail]

Laces brother, chase

[eager hedge]

firs tlace battle in deep docks

[limpid nebula]

No no, his name’s shoe

[olive bobcat]

Btw reminder how peak this fight is
https://youtu.be/PLX7U1XrQVM?t=2910

[eager hedge]

second in flower field or whatever

[limpid nebula]

Shoe and lace

[eager hedge]

and the third one in maybe the citadel

[shell yacht]

damn

[olive bobcat]

Agent Black my beloved...

[surreal remnant]

uh the thingy stopped working

ok nvm it's back

it just randomly stopped showing me my items

i just had 17 consecutive heart attacks