sk-discussion

[lament lotus]

holy shit its an actual enemy

[wooden quest]

he's an npc

[real basalt]

the game's a year old bro

[wheat sail]

It's 11:45am ..

[full nexus]

smh silksong chat being toxic and leaking the final boss

[wooden quest]

https://tenor.com/view/dung-eater-elden-ring-dark-gif-25060457

the final boss of silksong is the Slippery Silk Slurper

[fiery burrow]

yeah because if a game has been out for 1 year no one wants to play it anymore and doesn't need spoilers

[real basalt]

...true

sry about the other thing

[full nexus]

i dont care

[real basalt]

BUT DUNG EATER IS IN THE INTRO!

[full nexus]

but i still have not played the game yet

[proper warren]

Its really not a spoiler

[real basalt]

checkmate

[full nexus]

and its a little mean to spoil for people who might still want the game

[wooden quest]

dung eater is not a spoiler lmao

[real basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-cry-about-it-cry-about-it-meme-magolor-kirby-kirby-cry-about-it-gif-25023304

[full nexus]

that i was joking about

[wooden quest]

[fiery burrow]

tbf if he's mentioned in the intro cutscene that's fair game to spoil

[full nexus]

but the kid who spoiled the final boss like bruh

[real basalt]

I am very dumb and stupid

[full nexus]

no your smart and very smart

[wooden quest]

lords of the fallen looks convoluted and dumb

[fiery burrow]

anyways dont play elden ring and play a good game like HLD instead

[full nexus]

first game was bad

[real basalt]

Thank you

[full nexus]

lies of p looks better anyways get that

[real basalt]

lies of p actually looks quite good

[wooden quest]

Pies of Lee...

[full nexus]

i wanted to play lies of piss but i didnt get the demo in time

[real basalt]

Pinocchio: a true story

[full nexus]

so i am now deperesed

[full nexus]

can wait for the wonderfull wizard of souls and the road to bed of bullshit

featuring the dumbass dogs that wont get hit

[real basalt]

Idk who wonderful wizard is but I'm dreading getting to Lost Izalith

[full nexus]

wizard of oz

[real basalt]

capra sucks
I used magic and felt no shame

I was proud of myself

[wooden quest]

capra demon is the worst fight in the game

[real basalt]

for beating it in 22 tries

[full nexus]

i only hated 2 bosses in ds 1 capra and bed

[full nexus]

BED OF CHAOS EXSISTS YOU DUMB butt (joke not trying to be rude )

i will beat you up delete that now

[wooden quest]

bed of chaos was fine once i worked out what youre supposed to actually do

[real basalt]

BoC is arguably worse because it turns an action game into a platformer
where jumping is impossible
its objectively horrific design

Capra does utterly suck in design too but BoC destroys the mechanics

[wooden quest]

i made the jumps fine...

[full nexus]

i rage quit on bed ngl

i almost threw my controller but i am not a big rage gamer so

[wooden quest]

i admit if you dont know how to jump in souls its a ridiculous fight with stupid mechanics

but i found it pretty easy bc i played dark souls 1 last

[full nexus]

dark souls 1 is my only souls game

[real basalt]

Tbf I guess the experience can be fine if you know what to do

but from a design standpoint is utter garbage

[real basalt]

same

[full nexus]

i am emulating demon

[wooden quest]

i agree, but capra is hard and bullshit regardless

stupid room, stupider dogs

[vivid belfry]

Yeah, being easy if you know what to do doesn't matter if the game is so oblique that you can't figure out what to do on your own

[real basalt]

True, I don't disagree with that

[full nexus]

ok but like if i realy want to

i could overlevel and easy fight

[wooden quest]

im not saying BoC is well designed in the slighest, I'm not defending it 😭 i just said i found it easier

[full nexus]

you cant over level bed of bull shit you have to suck it up and suffer

[wooden quest]

fortnite cattle pass

moooo

[formal iris]

Bed of Chaos is just shit. Capra Demon is honestly fine beyond first attempt when you aren’t expecting it.

[real basalt]

I wish when the remaster came out they redid BoC and Cpara, missed opportunity

[full nexus]

look up cut bed of chaos boss fight

[formal iris]

Capra demon is pretty easy to fuck with around his arena

[real basalt]

Ive seen King of Izalith if thats what ur saying

[full nexus]

no bed of chaos was supost to walk around

and be a boss and not a puzzle

[real basalt]

Ik, if only... 😔

[formal iris]

This thing here?

[wooden quest]

im watching 40 minutes of lords of the fallen gameplay and theyve made every mechanic so complex for no reason

[full nexus]

does it walk around

[real basalt]

What makes boc even worse is that she's a major lore character

[formal iris]

Idfk

[real basalt]

and should be quite cool what with the demon mother thing

[formal iris]

It’s an image

[full nexus]

i mean it looks like bed of chaos

[fiery burrow]

never played DS why is it named bed of chaos

you sleep on it?

[wooden quest]

uses chaos magic, is a root-bed

[real basalt]

it makes you want to go to sleep

[formal iris]

Nah izalith is sleepy

[full nexus]

chaos witch got cursed now bed of twigs

[formal iris]

Miyazaki just named shit and hoped people would figure out a logical reason

[real basalt]

why not just tree of chaos

[full nexus]

basicly story is witch wanted fire she made fire fire cursed her and her kids now she is tree and her 2 kids are a spider and her son will never stop shitting

[real basalt]

or garden of chaos

[fiery burrow]

poor son 😔

terrible fate

[full nexus]

also demons are now a thing because yea

[real basalt]

Ceaseless Discharge

[full nexus]

poor guy will never stop the shit

[formal iris]

I mean, I heard (real. Totally not made up) that Miyazaki woke up one day and thought chaos was the best word. That was the day he was made to make his team rush Lost Izalith with all the copy pasted dragon legs and lasagne floor

[real basalt]

Witch was responsible for BoC, Capra, and the reskins Stray and Firesage
And lost izalith
most evil character

[full nexus]

2 of the 4 of thoes are bad

[real basalt]

He thought of spaghetti bolognese when thinking of chaos

[full nexus]

i didnt mind the rematches with assylum demon ngl

[formal iris]

Lasagna

[real basalt]

Thats fair tbf but reskins are a bit unimaginitive

[full nexus]

why is this image so cursed

[formal iris]

Garfld

[real basalt]

Oh wait izalith also made blighttown

her daughters made blighttown so her

[fiery burrow]

why is the UI so ugly

[wooden quest]

i think silksong should release

[formal iris]

Simple; two words; lost izalith

[full nexus]

OK FUCK HER AND HER STUPID KIDS

i hope bed of shit dies in a fire

[formal iris]

Dark Souls 1/remastered UI is just like that

[real basalt]

Only qulaag is good
fight wise

[formal iris]

Also it’s stretched

[full nexus]

i first tryed her

[full nexus]

the rematches with assylum were good

[formal iris]

Why did you edit your message to add the “fight wise” hmmm?

[full nexus]

stop shitting on demon fights

[real basalt]

clarification

[real basalt]

K

i mean there are good demon fights in later games, most demons are just mid for me

and i havent faced firesage or stray i might like them

[full nexus]

only demon fight i know besides the ones in 1 is the demon in pain fights

in the 3 dark souls games

[formal iris]

Best boss in dark souls 1 is objectively the masterpiece of design that is Centipede Demon

So good that you can walk like 5 centimetres each direction

[real basalt]

Demon princes is cool looking

[formal iris]

Unless you cut his arm or tail or whatever off

[real basalt]

heheheh centimetres centipede miyazaki big brain

[formal iris]

What the fuck is the centipede demon actually-

[fiery burrow]

a centipede like demon I presume

[grand ferry]

lovely

[fiery burrow]

HE UGLY

[formal iris]

Ah yeah, centipede

[real basalt]

Thats one of my problem with the taurus and centipede what is the flipping lore

[full nexus]

i liked this fight

why did everyone hate him

[real basalt]

Taurus can be like a skillcheck but centipede's a throwaway

[formal iris]

Taurus Demon got lost

[real basalt]

four bosses in the demon ruins and izalith like what

[formal iris]

He forgot where he’s supposed to be

[full nexus]

the hardest fight in the game for me was o and s

[formal iris]

And roughly 0 of them are really good!

I remember killing Ornstein and Smough on a car trip

[full nexus]

bro bought ds one on the switch

[formal iris]

On the switch, of course

[real basalt]

I hope one day they remake ds with good izalith

[full nexus]

i hope ds 2 gets switch port

[real basalt]

so did I

[formal iris]

It was 50% off I ain’t stupid

If it weren’t for a 50% off dark souls I would be happier!

[real basalt]

still on try 161-173 😄

It's taking me longer than NKG!

Im barely on phase 2 as well

[full nexus]

are you still doing your dark souls 1 playthrew

[formal iris]

If they remade ds1 and ds2 completely, they could both be really good

[real basalt]

the funniest thing?one time I accidentally did phase 1 HITLESS

[real basalt]

yea

[formal iris]

DS1 and DS2 are both very janky in comparison to the rest

[full nexus]

if so so sorry for spoilers

[full nexus]

OMFG sorry for spoiling

[real basalt]

in agreement

Idc br

I already know everything

[full nexus]

oh ok

[formal iris]

Like Anor Londo is fun. on the first run through.

[full nexus]

artorius is the best fight in dark souls 1

[real basalt]

those demons suck

[formal iris]

Every time after the first playthrough Anor Londo sucks

[full nexus]

i struggled with artorius but omfg it was so fun

i enjoyed every moment

i am asking for ds 3 for christmas lol

[real basalt]

I haven't got to Artorias and I cant wait
O&S are sick because of how epic and well designed the fiht is

[formal iris]

Dark Souls remake that adds modern mechanics such as FP and skills, revised boss movesets and a finished second half

[real basalt]

bloodborne...?

[unborn dome]

Silksong on Thursday

[formal iris]

im just saying.

[full nexus]

i have never played bloodborne

[real basalt]

I support this

[full nexus]

i dont have playstation so i cant play bloodborne

[real basalt]

over ds3

Oh:/

[full nexus]

i am emulating demon souls because i want to play it

[real basalt]

Sometimes ive thought about a good BOC fight

[full nexus]

and sony is a bitch so i have to

[formal iris]

Bloodborne is fun, but honestly, the dlc was disappointing. ||Lady Maria is easier to parry than gwyn||

[full nexus]

jojoker i will buy it if it releases on pc

trust

[wooden quest]

gwyn is my least favourite final boss in the whole series, he's so fucking easy

[real basalt]

making gwyn parryable was a msitake

[full nexus]

😭 i struggled

[formal iris]

Gwyn is pathetic. I didn’t even parry him- sure I had a stupid broken weapon, but still!

[real basalt]

people say he's hard if you can't parry

[full nexus]

i struggled to pary gwyn

[real basalt]

I mean lorewise it makes sense since this is weak gwyn

[full nexus]

gwyn has such a cool boss theme

[wooden quest]

i equipped a shield just for gwyn, then switched to 2 handing my weapon after a parry

he died in like 6 hits

[real basalt]

I can hear it now

[formal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-gif-23900521

[full nexus]

it took me like 3 hours

[wooden quest]

its a huge letdown though

[full nexus]

i spent like 2-3 hours on gwyn lmao and as soon as i beat it i was so happy

and then steam taunted me because all the souls games were on sale

[real basalt]

Something to be improved in the ds1 remake

[formal iris]

SoC phase 2 from ds3 is literally gwyn

[real basalt]

His first phase isn't too hard, then he channels the power of the Light Soul and unleashes his true power

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/Ms_JogFCJaE

[wooden quest]

soul of cinder is actually fun though

[real basalt]

soc is gwyn

canonically

[full nexus]

soul of cinder is just gwyn but not paryable and has a few new attacks

[formal iris]

I hated the sorcery moves

[wooden quest]

i didnt

[shell yacht]

soc is everybody

[full nexus]

sekiro looks cool

[wooden quest]

ew an orange name.. thats the colour of an orange

[real basalt]

Who's the best souls boss

[shell yacht]

monke

[wooden quest]

https://tenor.com/view/radahn-starscourge-gif-25782429

[full nexus]

as someone who has seen most bosses in dark souls slave knight from someone looking at all bosses

[wooden quest]

actually my favourite fight is Genichiro

[full nexus]

which

[fiery coral]

https://tenor.com/view/morgott-morgott-elden-ring-gif-10243441776325213530

[real basalt]

i havent even fought him but the fight looks like a movie

[wooden quest]

inner

[full nexus]

i like the ost

[real basalt]

same

[fiery coral]

Nothing beats this guy personally

[formal iris]

I really like Dragonslayer Armour

[wooden quest]

margaret...

[full nexus]

ngl i think all of elden rings bosses look borring

prob does not help that er has a mid story

[wooden quest]

youre insanely wrong

[fiery coral]

Have it writ upon thy meagre grave

[blissful oriole]

<@&283547423706447872> #hk-discussion message

[deep laurel]

throne watcher and defender

[real basalt]

they look the coolest to me

[marsh ibex]

?

[wooden quest]

11 y/o

[full nexus]

why tf are you pining here

[fiery coral]

[blissful oriole]

Don't y'all need to ban underage

[stuck totem]

ruh roh

[surreal remnant]

yeah

[full nexus]

there is a 11 year old child in hk chat

[fiery coral]

Did you play yourself or just from watching on YT

[marsh ibex]

Just ping in the channel

Don’t do

this

[stuck totem]

dont want him to see i think

[blissful oriole]

Because i felt like it

[wooden quest]

margaret she fell

[real basalt]

Margaret thatcher

[surreal remnant]

then do a ticket?

[blissful oriole]

That lol, the other guy is annoying so I'm just gonna chill here for a bit

[surreal remnant]

i mean modmail, forgot they don’t use tickets

[fiery coral]

Alternate methods of achieving the same thing

[fiery burrow]

Midmail

[stuck totem]

myf g

[blissful oriole]

UNQ hop on Mirage

[surreal remnant]

i mean by pinging here you just disrupt chat

[fiery coral]

Anyways back to ER talk?

[real basalt]

how do you make a good gimmick fight

[fiery burrow]

i like the music

[real basalt]

and gank fight

[fiery coral]

We're watching a World Cup match so the TV is occupied

[full nexus]

L

world cup again smh

[real basalt]

bloodborne and ds3 have my favourite ost but i havent listened to enough er ost

[blissful oriole]

Oh shit what now ?

[fiery coral]

Go all out on the presentation, if Rykard and Divine Dragon are anything to go by

[full nexus]

didnt ishowspeed just release his fire song

[fiery coral]

Cricket World Cup going on Pakistan vs Sri Lanka today

[blissful oriole]

SRI LANKAAAAAAAAA

[real basalt]

Okay then, Ill be good then ig

How about ganks

[fiery coral]

@manic abyss Pakistan seems to be winning!

[real basalt]

those go wrong very often

[blissful oriole]

Wtf no

[full nexus]

soccer is boing ngl i hate england sport

[wooden quest]

if sri lanka lose let me know so i can make fun of my sri lankan friend

[blissful oriole]

Make Sri Lanka win

[full nexus]

ds 2 has such a intresting story

[real basalt]

the fact you responded with ds2 immediately is hilarious
I agree

[blissful oriole]

ds2

[real basalt]

Aldia is a great character

How do you make a good gank

[full nexus]

isnt he the big pile of leaves or whatever

who is on fire

[wooden quest]

togethah,, we will devouah the VEWY GODSSS

[full nexus]

make it semi obvius

[blissful oriole]

Aldia is great, the fight is absolutely underwhelming, as a ds2 boss should be

[real basalt]

obvious?

[full nexus]

yes but not super

[formal iris]

Tom Nuke

[real basalt]

wdym?

[full nexus]

i want this set just for the figure

[fiery coral]

I guess make them coordinate in some way rather than just both of them doing their own thing piling on their attacks at the same time

[formal iris]

Lego animal crossing sets look sick

[full nexus]

give hints but dont outright say THIS IS A GANK

[real basalt]

I mean he just wants your answer

[fiery coral]

Better if the entities are different from each other

[full nexus]

how much is this set

[fiery coral]

Many monarchs have come and gone

[real basalt]

Like two or more bosses at once

[wooden quest]

$70

[full nexus]

i want the tom nok figure

[wooden quest]

im not joking

[blissful oriole]

Okay that's a terrible excuse

[formal iris]

The animal crossing sets seem relatively cheap imo

[real basalt]

ONE DROWNED IN POISON ONE SUCCUMBED TO FLAME

[fiery coral]

STILL ANOTHER, SLUMBERS IN A REALM OF ICE

[real basalt]

true
i mean from has a problem with 'boss easy bcos you strong'

[full nexus]

i want to buy all the animal corssing figures and give tom nok an ar 15 and make all the houses burnt down so it looks like he just murdered everyone

[real basalt]

NOT ONE OF THEM STOOD HERE AS YOU DO NOW

[blissful oriole]

Does it?

[formal iris]

Give Tom Nook an AK

[full nexus]

tom nok has murder on his mind

[fiery coral]

YOU, CONQUEROR OF ADVERSITIES

[deep laurel]

maybe it's like yugioh structure decks where the chase cards can be worth almost as much as the deck, same for lego figures

[real basalt]

thats how they explain it

[real basalt]

GIVE US YOUR ANSWER

[full nexus]

i hope tom nok figure costs 10 bucks resale

so i can buy one

[blissful oriole]

That's silly of Fromsoft then

[real basalt]

Aldia Theme plays*

i love the aldia theme

[fiery coral]

https://youtu.be/U8WXoKrqIi0?si=OARu_hE9mdtPBCAx

[full nexus]

smh animal corssing souls should be a thing make tom nook light the flame for bells or some shit and everyones on fire and stuff

[blissful oriole]

Okay but what about bed of chaos theme

[real basalt]

I had an idea for an animal crossing soulslike horror game

[blissful oriole]

PTSD

[fiery coral]

Not terrible honestly

[full nexus]

i already said dark souls minecraft needs to unironicly be a thing

[formal iris]

Dark Souls 2 ost is peak

[real basalt]

😔

[blissful oriole]

Not terrible indeed, but I cry

[full nexus]

it already has mod suport and someone already added a rolling mod

just make a modpack and world and we can have minecraft souls

[formal iris]

Dark Souls Lego would be a dream ngl

[real basalt]

Aldia theme makes me feel regret

[full nexus]

just light a knight figure on fire

[formal iris]

Gimme a buildable Firelink Shrine with Patches

Gimme. Now.

Me need.

[real basalt]

A Hollow has walked through the fog gate in Anor Londo!

[blissful oriole]

I think i saw something like that on Lego worlds

[formal iris]

HEY!

[lone crown]

Did you see the video

If not just reminding you

[real basalt]

Start the new dragon slayer!

ornstein zips around the pillars unpredictably and skewers the hollow

[full nexus]

quick light the flame before the age of darkness begins

[full nexus]

were can i buy this

[formal iris]

Nowhere, sadly

[full nexus]

i want smough

[south crown]

from me

just send me your credit card information! /j

[fiery coral]

OH RIGHT, completely forgot, watching it now

[lone crown]

[olive bobcat]

Is this Ultrakill

[dawn lichen]

what video?

[full nexus]

its smough

[stoic sigil]

Hi chat

[south crown]

no unfortunately it is supermurder

[real basalt]

Think about what you just said for a minute

[olive bobcat]

Ok

[full nexus]

my cusion is such a jerk

i love having to hear him cry about the internet

[stoic sigil]

Megadeath

[uncut citrus]

True spotted in ss-disc

[olive bobcat]

My thinking is finished, now what

[formal iris]

No really I need so much Lego dark souls

[full nexus]

its lamelive

[full nexus]

is it a thing tho

[cunning geode]

how do ya spell that again?

[formal iris]

No. But it needs to be.

[formal iris]

Cousin?

[blissful oriole]

Cushion

[formal iris]

T-H-A-T

[cunning geode]

thanks

[stoic sigil]

Godspeed

[surreal remnant]

cushioansns

[formal iris]

Thats something someone made

[cunning geode]

lego gaping dragon

[surreal remnant]

entire elden ring map in lego

[formal iris]

I need Lego dark souls with Patches face print.

[surreal remnant]

1:1 scale

[cunning geode]

...apparently already exists

[lone crown]

How even

[uncut citrus]

every legos building are in fact

[full nexus]

i hate my basicly brother sometimes

[stoic sigil]

Screw Lego we like Megablox in this house

[cunning geode]

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fna7r40ziigo11.jpg

[burnt topaz]

thats cool

[cunning geode]

there's also a real one made with bionicle parts

[manic abyss]

WAIT ACTUALLY?

[formal iris]

well we do need to distinguish unofficial and official.

[lone crown]

Oh wow its nowhere near as bad as I imagined

[wooden quest]

remember that lego ideas hollow knight set

[full nexus]

BRO THE GAPING DRAGON IS SO COOL

[manic abyss]

oh shit I hope we win

[lone crown]

Wow

[full nexus]

this looks less good then the last one

[formal iris]

If Lego made official dark souls sets they would be sick

[cunning geode]

it's bionicle parts though so instant S+

[surreal remnant]

but they’d cost a literal arm and a leg

[wooden quest]

Why is ConcernedApe so hot

[burnt topaz]

man for size comparison

[formal iris]

and I’d happily go into debt.

[burnt topaz]

is that so

[olive bobcat]

That is not the Gaping Dragon

[real basalt]

artorias?

the first one is

[blissful oriole]

That's silly

[uncut citrus]

YOURE silly

[real basalt]

the 2nd looks more like manus

[wooden quest]

very so

[burnt topaz]

it is so

[surreal remnant]

yeah but then you only have 1 hand to build with

[full nexus]

LMFAO

[surreal remnant]

and if you get a second set you have to use your mouth to assemble it

[full nexus]

guys i want sunbro vs fat guy

[coarse leaf]

My math class only took 9 minutes today

I’m a speedrunner

[formal iris]

just buy a new arm.

[fiery coral]

How do people make this kind of stuff "just for fun"

[surreal remnant]

or

pay the price with someone else’s arm and leg

[deep laurel]

is it a c3po face?

[real basalt]

ever heard of minecraft

[surreal remnant]

problem solved

[real basalt]

organ black market

[full nexus]

read the bottem

[coarse leaf]

I’d give a kidney for certain games I like to get Lego sets

[full nexus]

halo legos are cool

[surreal remnant]

how much can i sell my kidney for

[fiery coral]

I was referring to this video https://youtu.be/KDwNHyKcnUc?si=1zUP6mdMmI-Rg5tr

[uncut citrus]

literally just google them or make them yourself

[wooden quest]

london

[burnt topaz]

true, we gotta monetize it

[formal iris]

I do think lego dark souls would be impossible though because of shit like “violence” and “being against Lego’s guidelines” even though lego are happy with making fucking accurate Nazis for Indiana Jones.

[fiery coral]

That's why I replied to GEF

[surreal remnant]

who wants to buy my kidney

[full nexus]

no way thats real

[surreal remnant]

highest bidder gets my kidney

[full nexus]

0 cents

[coarse leaf]

No

[uncut citrus]

7CHF

[stoic sigil]

This is why Megablox better

[surreal remnant]

can i get at least 1 cent

[full nexus]

megablox has some bangers

[uncut citrus]

i give 7CHF

[real basalt]

DAMN

My point is people like creating

[wooden quest]

whats your favourite idea

[full nexus]

i would love to make dark souls like game in mc ngl

[real basalt]

I want mrbeast to make lordran

[full nexus]

thats weird

[formal iris]

they even made an accurate depiction of a Nazi plane. Without the iconography of course-

[burnt topaz]

i mean if it was like that in the movie then makes some sense, doesnt really fit with the brand though

[formal iris]

It’s weird how Lego don’t want to make a set based on a real life aircraft that has been used as a military vehicle, but Nazis are perfectly fine!

[burnt topaz]

yeah

[lone crown]

Bro what did I walk into

[full nexus]

thats weird

[formal iris]

This set was cancelled.

[real basalt]

I JUST LOCKED TWO HUNDRED PEOPLE IN A REAL LIFE RECREATION OF DARK SOULS 1!
THEY'LL HAVE TO BREAK OUT OF THE ASYLUM, RING THE TWO BELLS, GET THE LORDVESSEL FROM ANOR LONDO, COLLECT THE TWO LORD SOULS AND LIGHT THE FIRST FLAME!
THE FIRST ONE WINS £201,100!

[lone crown]

Not as bad as DS2

[coarse leaf]

But the wonders of German science weren’t

[lone crown]

Throw people into antarctica with killer ice horses that teleport and electrocute you

[coarse leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/rudol-von-stroheim-stroheim-jojos-bizarre-adventure-jojo-battle-tendency-gif-13994621

[lone crown]

There are only three games worse than ds2

[formal iris]

THIS SET HERE WAS CANCELLED BECAUSE IT “GOES AGAINST LEGO’S IDEOLOGY”

[real basalt]

funny thing is at that time most of the world's top scientist were german, but got kicked out by antisemitism iirc

[lone crown]

One of them being terraria

[burnt topaz]

ds ds1 ds3

[real basalt]

that's an exaggeration

[real basalt]

based

[formal iris]

A FUCKING SLAPSTICK TNT FACTORY IS AGAINST LEGO IDEOLOGIES. BUT WW2 GERMAN SOLDIERS ARENT.

[lone crown]

Ok im sure we get the point

Stop talking about it 😭

[formal iris]

yeah I should probably stop now

[coarse leaf]

Minecraft skeletons having bows:

[burnt topaz]

well context is important here with it being associated with a brand but like lets move on

[formal iris]

“The LEGO Group has cancelled its planned LEGO CITY set 60278 Crook's Hideout Raid for clashing with its own brand values.” Is the exact reasoning why

[violet dune]

legos are mid

[burnt topaz]

ok cmon dude

[formal iris]

Lego is plural of Lego

Anyway imma stop now

[real basalt]

darkeater midir is a good doggo

[lone crown]

Facts

[formal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/darkeater-midir-midir-ds3-dark-souls-gaming-gif-22525903

[lone crown]

Fun to put down

[formal iris]

He does give dog vibes tbf

[versed pollen]

Midir is so sick with it and by sick I mean ill

[real basalt]

pupper

I did a petition in a server to make midir the official server dog

[versed pollen]

We have to put him down or he'll succumb to the illness

[real basalt]

sad...

[lone crown]

Wdym

[real basalt]

Every abyss infected boss is good boss

[formal iris]

Well. I guess a cool katana is worth it…

[lone crown]

He literally eats illness, and you know what they say, you are what you eat

[real basalt]

like thk

[lone crown]

He IS sickness

[burnt topaz]

cons: no more midir
pros: we get to put him down :)

[versed pollen]

Doesn't this just mean he is horribly ill

[kindred pewter]

why do people hate midir so muhc

[lone crown]

Midir is actually Nito

[full nexus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01GTHl8ZkX0&ab_channel=MythicMarty

[formal iris]

Midir is cool fight

[lone crown]

Midir doesnt get hate from what I see

Possibly my favorite level 1 boss too

[full nexus]

who is midir

[lone crown]

Only dragon in fromsoft that feels like a fun damce

[real basalt]

cool dragon

how do you make dragon boss good

[grand ferry]

flaming pillars on both ends that oneshot you

have a revive phase like a phoenix

takes place in the jungle

[opaque sigil]

if you want fun dragon fights just play monster hunter that's like 80% dragon fights

[real basalt]

revive phase...?

[kindred pewter]

haven't played dark souls but from what I can see, midir looks like a cool and awsome boss

[real basalt]

Like for a good dragon fight how do you MAKE one

[lone crown]

Im not sure I enjoy mh

[versed pollen]

MH is 3D which means I won't have fun

[lone crown]

I should retry but from what I played it felt complex in both gameplay and minor mechanics

[brittle garnet]

monster hunter?

You should play it

[real basalt]

fair 3d is harder to manoeuvre

i should play mh.... maybe...

[opaque sigil]

I should probably buy sunbreak at some point

[brittle garnet]

Monster Hunter only seems complex and clunky at the start

[real basalt]

Ive played souls now so Ill prbly be fine

[brittle garnet]

it's a case of growing into it

[brittle garnet]

[full nexus]

halo infinite looks fun with new update ngl

[coarse leaf]

My favorite souls game is rain world

[violet dune]

eww i accidently clicked on #hk-lore

[olive bobcat]

I'm fucking killing One Piece

Stop interrupting the good stuff with Christmas spinoff episodes

[brittle garnet]

it's such an improvement over Rise (Iceborne is still better imo)

[full nexus]

lies of penguin looks fun ngl

[real basalt]

hk-meme is worse

[violet dune]

no its just as bad

[real basalt]

one day, I will make a soulslike where you can play as a penguin, this is my dream

[real basalt]

lore is like politics

two brick walls having a shouting match

but the brick walls are nerds in the case of lore

[versed pollen]

Why not just watch the Paced version or read it

[full nexus]

it is a thing

its called penguin game 2 lies of p or some crap

its a joke game its on steam and free

[storm badge]

as a lore channel main i feel offended

[lone crown]

And then I’m the wrecking ball, both metaphorically and literally

[real basalt]

[violet dune]

I am offended by interacting with a lore main

[olive bobcat]

I want the full One Piece anime experience

[versed pollen]

So the worse experience

[storm badge]

be not afraid

[marsh ibex]

Soapi you need to understand

People want stuff to complain about

they don’t want their problems fixed

[violet dune]

i am very afraid

[olive bobcat]

No I just don't want to read it

[versed pollen]

Damn. I should have known

[real basalt]

I mean lore debates only work if you want to reach a conclusion

[versed pollen]

Paced version..?

[cold lark]

They don’t want their bogos binted

[olive bobcat]

No

Full One Piece experience

[versed pollen]

So Joker was right

[olive bobcat]

Nope

[versed pollen]

Yuh uh

[olive bobcat]

You should know Joker is never right

[versed pollen]

Clearly he was right this time

[marsh ibex]

like most One Piece fans agree that the anime has horrible pacing that makes arcs way worse than they actually are

OP’s filler is like the least egregious part of it

[olive bobcat]

Idk I've been enjoying it

[marsh ibex]

it’s only about 10% filler

[surreal remnant]

Hollow Knight: Si

[marsh ibex]

[fiery burrow]

Funniest urban dictionary user

[marsh ibex]

it’s the same joke

“SS never”

[violet dune]

guys when silksong team cherry is dead

[formal karma]

Funny can't be applied to this fandom- especially with a 3 year old joke

[marsh ibex]

one just has more effort into saying the same thing

[cold lark]

yeah

[gray parcel]

SS bad game

[real basalt]

people who say silksong fake lack any sense of humour

[surreal remnant]

silksong fake

[olive bobcat]

true

[fiery burrow]

silknever

[surreal remnant]

Silksongn’t

[gray parcel]

Web eternity

[spiral plank]

Silkshouldn't

[real basalt]

you're saying it ironically it's fine

[real basalt]

hollow knight (this is a) dead song

[gray parcel]

True

[real basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/slave-knight-gael-dark-souls3-ringed-city-gif-24181378

[fiery burrow]

is the needle art the official menu art

[olive bobcat]

Yeah, I just added the menu options

The title "Silkbad" is also official

[uncut citrus]

[fiery burrow]

OK well to be honest Im not a fan of it

I hope you can change it like in HK

[opaque sigil]

I wouldn't assume it's final

[velvet sentinel]

id let him beat me up

[real basalt]

🤨

[uncut citrus]

Mods spotted you

[opaque sigil]

it was in 2019 and the menu's going to change from the demo anyways

[fiery burrow]

alr well thats good

tbh I dont like all the hot fire in the promo art and stuff

[real basalt]

I think it contrasts the blue of HK

[fiery burrow]

like I think it'd be cooler with the citadels shining light

[opaque sigil]

it's a bit odd but tbf hk material also focused generally on early game stuff

[real basalt]

that'd be cool

[fiery burrow]

though that is a late game (or at least very important) area so I could see why they wouldn't market that

[real basalt]

I mean it would be like putting City of Tears in the title

Maybe a new title upon getting there.

[velvet sentinel]

hk is mainly blue/gray while silksong is mostly red/gray. Now the only thing missing is obviously green/gray wich could be a contender for the next game after silksong

[real basalt]

zoteboat
(or yellow gray)

[velvet sentinel]

i don’t like that meme

[deep laurel]

I have been waiting for years to fight ||those bosses that you fight alone and then I think all at once?||

[fiery burrow]

whar?

[opaque sigil]

sob?

[real basalt]

maybe like a game where you play as a wyrm building a kingdom

[velvet sentinel]

it’s obviously not zoteboat. The knight was blue. Hornet is red and the green character you will be playing as is still unknown

[fiery burrow]

anyways idk why but I think fearless fox will favor purple or blue in the color pallete

[real basalt]

Sisters of battle?

[gray parcel]

Sisters of mid

[deep laurel]

no, something in Silksong I think

some lean dude and a big one and one other

[versed pollen]

A shining citadel background for beating Silksoul sounds fucking awesome

[lament lotus]

fr

[opaque sigil]

there's no known fight like that in ss

[lament lotus]

jim

[fiery burrow]

to be honest I think a silksong backround styled after the second lace fight would go hard

[real basalt]

Ornstein and Smough?

[opaque sigil]

wouldn't be surprised if there was one

[real basalt]

maybe a lace ending or smt

[lone crown]

I think they meant the vault trio

We don’t know if we fight them independently and then altogether

[real basalt]

I was thinking last judge

[real basalt]

that'd be cool

[opaque sigil]

then they made up the majority of the statement

[lone crown]

However we do see one of the vault trio in-game in the background

[real basalt]

but that might end up like Godskin Duo if they aren't designed right

[lone crown]

Could be an encounter with that individual vault member after the ambush room is cleared

It could come to the foreground like soul master does but that’s just throwing out ideas

[real basalt]

I would design the Vault Trio (all3) before the individual fights

or maybe they go in and out with others helping out from sidelines

Like ogrim and isma

[gray parcel]

The ants?

[lone crown]

Godskin noble, apostle, and matriarch

New elden ring trio boss

[deep laurel]

https://prnt.sc/nlaWd9moOb4O

[sage glade]

that's right hornet, I will be your Last Judge!

[real basalt]

add the godskin beast, the elden beast but godskin

and a godskin gargoyle

and a godskin drake

[gray parcel]

I hate trio bosses

[lone crown]

Matriarch is an actual modded boss that’s honestly quite good

[uncut citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[lone crown]

Even mantises?

[gray parcel]

And there’s like 2 good duo bosses

[fiery burrow]

midtises

[gray parcel]

I thought we were talking about soulsborne

[lone crown]

Eh mantises do get boring ngl

[real basalt]

o&s?

[lone crown]

Oh mb I thought you meant in general

[real basalt]

and uhh demon princes

[gray parcel]

And the Princes

[real basalt]

i got it right!

[gray parcel]

That too yeah

[lone crown]

Yea duo fights can be wack, the only good ones are the DS3 ones like Demon Prince and Friede

[real basalt]

bell gargoyles roof arena sucks

[gray parcel]

3 good duo bosses

[lone crown]

The DS3 duo fight pacing is fucking amazing

[gray parcel]

They’re too easy

[real basalt]

ORNSTEIN AND SMOUGH???

For me the arena is bad, im still on ng1

[gray parcel]

I forget friede is a duo boss

[lone crown]

It’s alright but it has slight jank cause its an old game

[real basalt]

like seriously you can fall off

[gray parcel]

I ignore her in second phase

[lone crown]

Like for example super smough’s lingering electric hitboxes

[burnt topaz]

gargoyles are pretty good, not incredible but neat for what they are

[gray parcel]

1v1s are the best

[fiery coral]

Leave us be, Ashen One

[uncut citrus]

what

[burnt topaz]

everythings functional

[real basalt]

fair, ornstein zip attack is ugly
but overall the fight is awesome for me

[wheat solstice]

hot take but super ornstein is way easier than super smough

[fiery coral]

Sweep all thought of us from thy mind, as thy kind always have

[opaque sigil]

why would they do that

[gray parcel]

Idk they’re both easy imo

[real basalt]

I can respect that

[radiant wraith]

Incoming pretty

[tulip edge]

Isn't every dark souls fight a duo fight? You have to fight the boss and also the camera

[sinful flare]

youre late

[opaque sigil]

that's not really a reason

[lone crown]

Super Ornstein can sometimes glitch out and do a move without the telegraph

[gray parcel]

Artorias, Gael, Gherman, Ludwig, Maria

[wheat solstice]

its ok it wont kill u

[fiery burrow]

why would they want to do that

[lone crown]

It does

[wheat solstice]

super smough's big ass electric hitbox will

[lone crown]

Just run

[burnt topaz]

its tempting

[real basalt]

You make a very convincing argument
however, you forgot nameless king

[gray parcel]

Namless mid

[lone crown]

1v1s are always the best

[fiery coral]

Nameless King's first phase theme

[lone crown]

Nameless is too easy

[gray parcel]

His boss fight is over hyped

[opaque sigil]

there's no reason for them to even go there to know there would be something potentially interesting

[deep laurel]

Bloodborne on pc please

[fiery coral]

That's a bold claim

[real basalt]

tbf I dont see what's cool about him

[gray parcel]

[real basalt]

Every other boss I can get

but nameless?

[fiery burrow]

why would they want to see whats inside
to see whats inside

[gray parcel]

I killed nameless in NG+3 second try after like a month break

[opaque sigil]

and even if they did know there was something that might be potentially interesting that would be well outside the scope of their purpose in hallownest, idk why they'd just be messing around

[lone crown]

The only thing remotely difficult about Nameless is punishing panic-rolls which the majority of people do

[marsh ibex]

They would not go to Deepnest for any reason

[full nexus]

ok artorius simp

[marsh ibex]

They clearly came to capture Hornet nor would they waste a seal bug on a random ass seal

[burnt topaz]

best cure for being stuck on a boss really is a break, its crazy

[marsh ibex]

repeating your point does not strengthen it

[gray parcel]

I own his plushie/sword idk what you expect

[opaque sigil]

why would they do that

[fiery burrow]

thats not why they came to hallownest, they came to capture hornet

[marsh ibex]

In this case, it makes it worse!

Because it means you have no actual point

He’s dead

[fiery burrow]

That's assuming there even is something inside

[opaque sigil]

that would change nothing

[real basalt]

actually true, take a break, strategise, come back its fun

[gray parcel]

No I wasn’t even stuck on him

[lone crown]

We talking about the trilobite?

[marsh ibex]

So?

[gray parcel]

I just took a break from ds3

[tulip edge]

They are #hk-lore regulars

[full nexus]

wait he has a plush

[marsh ibex]

still doesn’t answer why they would care

[real basalt]

artorias story made me cry
i rarely cry at games

[fiery burrow]

why would they want to see the corpse of an old king

[real basalt]

very rarely

[opaque sigil]

why

[real basalt]

PK?

[fiery burrow]

deepnest king

[marsh ibex]

they came to capture Hornet not to traipse around Hallownest and answer needless questions of lore

a needless question that no one actually cares about to boot lmao

[burnt topaz]

maybe in the 2030 ss remake theyll do that

[fiery burrow]

they didn't come to arson-ize anything curious

[marsh ibex]

Why would they want the spawn of a wyrm and spider taught magic by weavers

[fiery coral]

All hypotheticals aside we have no idea if it'll be significant in the story so no point in asking right now

[marsh ibex]

idk you tell me

[full nexus]

send picture ofg it

[real basalt]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[opaque sigil]

seal breakers are important enough to be pretty prominently shown twice in the early game, they probably won't just vanish after that

[fiery burrow]

it'd be very odd to have a random ol unknown thing that most players forget play a major part in the story, especially when TC wants silksong to be it's own thing

[marsh ibex]

and the trilobite shrine/statue is deepnest made not weaver made pretty sure

[fiery coral]

Seal breaker, ER reference

[vale temple]

• void

[fiery burrow]

so shrue jojoker

[uncut citrus]

[marsh ibex]

it’s like them fucking off to the abyss and going to see what’s up with the shade beast

[vale temple]

I don't think there are seal breakers in emergency rooms unq

[marsh ibex]

Wow cool thanks for answering that but why is that relevant

[burnt topaz]

how else are they supposed to perform surgery?

[vale temple]

trial and error

[twin bough]

Remaking the game less than a year after it launches smh

[real basalt]

you need to unseal the darkness within the patients

[trim estuary]

A little over, actually

[fiery coral]

Maybe we'll find out

[trim estuary]

It’s ||YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!||

[opaque sigil]

doubtful

[fiery coral]

[uncut citrus]

its not me

[marsh ibex]

A creature that resides in the dream realm and has ties to lifeblood

also can spread it in other places

[fiery coral]

Wow no way

[fiery burrow]

I mean that's plausible to know that since there is lifeblood in pharloom and it's not bound by physical distance but I wouldn't bet on it

[dapper dove]

thats why it fills the entire background

[fiery coral]

Thank you for enlightening me Joker

[marsh ibex]

if you mean “wow where did it come from how strong is it why is it so big”

[real basalt]

a doodle

drawn by william in a meeting

[marsh ibex]

We dunno half of that shit for most higher beings or bugs

[fiery burrow]

what?

Joni's blessing isn't the source of lifeblood nor is it her last wish

[marsh ibex]

amazing

They literally said none of that

[fiery coral]

Joni's last wish, to be buried in Pharloom

[dapper dove]

she didn't create lifeblood

[marsh ibex]

like actually this is a first for me

[fiery coral]

That'll be a side quest in SS

[deep laurel]

return to dreamland

[fiery coral]

Spread Joni's ashes from the highest peak in the realms

[full nexus]

YOU CANT JUST SAY THIS AND NOW SHOW IT

[marsh ibex]

If you think I respect feds in any capacity you’re not as good at your job as you think you are

[real basalt]

Guys this has become #hk-lore

[trim estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/amazing-word-wrong-gif-14585699

[real basalt]

SHOW ARTORIAS

[marsh ibex]

that’s the job of the IRS, not the federal government at large

[real basalt]

@gray parcel

[fiery coral]

Nah nowhere near that bad

[real basalt]

yea true this is coherent

[warped nacelle]

not enough shitposting for it to be like lore

[full nexus]

sillyfella needs to be sued

[trim estuary]

why did this take so long to send

[full nexus]

i need to see the plush i want one

[real basalt]

SIlly fella has no artorias plushie

[fiery coral]

Why it's my good friend the Swampy Swine

[full nexus]

@gray parcel lier

[uncut citrus]

nope actually thats my job https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586931790208434203/1138176181468926002/Reeves_comes_for_your_taxes.mp4?ex=6536baab&is=652445ab&hm=f7112fda47c7f991859dcd59bf8962624149924c915ad281a26dba4f7b33aa4d&

[trim estuary]

You are literally piplup

[real basalt]

the fangamer one

[unborn dome]

I find it funny how its possible to beat the game without killing any dreamers

[warped nacelle]

howdy fine Sir

[fiery coral]

[full nexus]

dont like ngl

[warped nacelle]

indeed

[marsh ibex]

I doubt that you have the ability to watch paint dry, much less watch me.

[real basalt]

THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING IVE SEEN ORNSTEIN PLUSh

[fiery coral]

AWWW

[marsh ibex]

is that some animal jam shit

[fiery coral]

HE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE LION

[tawdry valley]

Wtf did they do to simba

[tulip edge]

Where's smough

[real basalt]

its dragon slayer ornstein

[marsh ibex]

lmao

lol even

[full nexus]

no

[marsh ibex]

I’m cheesin

[real basalt]

Hmmm jojoker says some actually interesting stuff

[tawdry valley]

You thought government work was cool and put it in your bio

[full nexus]

i hate it it does not even look like him

[fiery coral]

Hi cheesin

[marsh ibex]

the quote in my bio is literally from kingdom hearts LMFAO

[real basalt]

fair.

[fiery coral]

First time Joker's been called a philosopher I think

[trim estuary]

Probably not

[dapper dove]

"Im a fed so don't disrespect me"

[marsh ibex]

“I’m a fed don’t disrespect me”
“If you disrespect me I’m gonna collect your future taxes”

[fiery coral]

@marsh ibex Give me some profound words pls

[warped nacelle]

makes sense you need 10 years of philosophy to understand the lore

[marsh ibex]

Ocean is soup

[trim estuary]

The smash bros guy

[real basalt]

i would get plush midir

[fiery coral]

Thank you, looks like the 4 year philosophy degree was worth it

[real basalt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLHl9smuTCU

[marsh ibex]

People saying you can’t drink seawater are lying they just don’t want you to consume the free food lying everywhere

[warped nacelle]

Badlands chugs the ocean:

[marsh ibex]

discord users when freedom of speech
discord users when they learn what freedom of speech actually entails

[twin bough]

I drink seawater all the time and i ended up fine

[unborn dome]

Seawater has more electrolytes too, so it must be good for you

[opaque sigil]

what are you talking about? freedom of speech means I can say whatever the hell I want and nobody gets to react in any capacity other than unconditionally positively

[fiery coral]

Yes peasant I fully completely agree with what you said

[uncut citrus]

[flat remnant]

Grub got captured for abusing freedom of speech

[real basalt]

What Jojoker means is they can't be racist or homophobic

[marsh ibex]

hive mind

[full nexus]

@gray parcel were is it

[tawdry valley]

Any given sample of soup should result in a serving of soup representative of the rest of the dish. The ocean contains the same amount of proportional biomass as a cup of salty water with mold on the bottom.

[full nexus]

I NEED IMAGES NOW

[trim estuary]

You want mages? I got mages

[fiery coral]

PLUSH ARTORIAS

[tawdry valley]

The question isn’t if the ocean is a fish soup. It’s whether salty water is technically enough to be called soup

[gray parcel]

Give me a fucking minute jeez

[full nexus]

is his arm broken

[full nexus]

it was like 20 min

[marsh ibex]

Furthest thing from a stereotypical mod and for someone who is “leaving the argument” you sure are responding a lot

[gray parcel]

Yeah I was busy

[fiery coral]

Can we drop that please

[real basalt]

He looks like he just killed a robber with his barehands

[full nexus]

is his arm broken

[gray parcel]

No?

[marsh ibex]

I dunno where the crate is dropping

[twin bough]

Another annoying one

[gray parcel]

He doesn’t have bones silly

[tulip edge]

I think soup needs to be edible

[fiery coral]

On you

[full nexus]

its not real then

[uncut citrus]

nope DDX is metal

[marsh ibex]

Rude

[tawdry valley]

Chili

[full nexus]

real artorius has broken arm

[versed pollen]

The soup made as a consequence of steaming fish, broccoli etc is really just water with salt and other chemicals so yes I suppose seawater is enough to be considered soup

[real basalt]

Where's your source

[real basalt]

this is before he got mauled by manus

[versed pollen]

ME BITCH

FISH OIL???

[marsh ibex]

alp when she learns people cook with oil

[versed pollen]

WHAT KIND OF SOUP ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR FISH IN

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/badlands-badlandschugs-water-chugs-ocean-gif-21173870

[trim estuary]

[fiery coral]

🍿

[real basalt]

🍿

[fiery coral]

Fish soup, presumably

[marsh ibex]

it’s just a preference

[gray parcel]

Does that mean I gotta shatter my arm for my cosplay?

[marsh ibex]

And seafood soups are equally as common as meat based soups

[fiery coral]

Imagine eating seafood

[versed pollen]

Shit and piss, probably

[marsh ibex]

No one asked you unique

[tulip edge]

In fish soup?
Ohhh is that what I've been doing wrong

[marsh ibex]

Ur not special

[trim estuary]

Fr

[warped nacelle]

🤝

[real basalt]

mediator mod, based

[fiery coral]

rude

[full rune]

Imagine eating (I am depressed and don't eat)

[tawdry valley]

Favorite soup is French onion soup. What’s everyone else’s here

[full nexus]

i got a sludge hamer lets get it over with now

[real basalt]

omega based

[fiery coral]

Tomato

[dapper dove]

everyone is soup

[versed pollen]

This is me except I think I have an eating disorder

[real basalt]

Poor zal

[tulip edge]

Classic

[marsh ibex]

Yes you hate all forms of food

meh. Just mutton soup

[full rune]

You just have a regular disorder. I diagnose you as discord user

[full nexus]

people realy play disabled charicters and dont disable themselves kinda shit at crossplay ngl

[versed pollen]

Thank you doc

[tawdry valley]

Was it possible to kickflip guns in cs1

[fiery coral]

This is like having vanilla as your favourite ice cream flavour isn't it

[quiet token]

Fish is good tho am I right 👉👈

[tawdry valley]

It just might be worth the loss if cs2 added that in

[full rune]

Tre flip

[tulip edge]

...yes

[gray parcel]

What is this, saw?

[fiery coral]

I don't think I have a favourite ice cream flavour actually

[full nexus]

no you wanna crossplay artorius therfor i will help by removing your right arm

[versed pollen]

I don't have a favourite food

[full nexus]

dont worry i will dress up like manus before i do it

[tulip edge]

You can narrow it down
What ice cream flavours do you prefer?

[uncut citrus]

perfect

[opaque sigil]

afaik no but I also don't think eating sheep brain is a risk of prion disease bullshit so no reason not to

[gray parcel]

Oh goodie

[marsh ibex]

Probably not but I’ve eaten enough chicken feet stews to not care about that anymore

[full nexus]

do you want a dog 2

with a sword

[tulip edge]

I like almost all ice cream

[fiery coral]

I can eat vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, cookie & cream, and that's about it I think? Aside from fancy/custom stuff like "Oreo & Coffee" or whatever

[gray parcel]

Nah my corgi isn’t big enough anyways

[tawdry valley]

Sicilian wine + eggnog, then licorice.
These are two real ice cream flavors. This is the best combination of ice cream I have ever had.
Of course it was an Italian place.

[tulip edge]

What do you think of mint

[fiery coral]

I don't think I've ever had mint

[full nexus]

ive been feading a wolf shrooms that should work for you

[tawdry valley]

To be clear, Sicilian wine and eggnog is one flavor

[gray parcel]

[fiery coral]

That sounds very fancy

[tawdry valley]

I asked the guy behind the counter how the hell that works

[full nexus]

did you buy an arena yet

[tulip edge]

Ok
You have passed the interrogation

[tawdry valley]

It was like 1.50 a scoop on the street

[fiery coral]

Phew

[gray parcel]

My house is the arena

[versed pollen]

Italian ice cream is insane lol

[tawdry valley]

Just a S tier gelato place

[fiery coral]

Never mind

[marsh ibex]

tastes fine I guess? I never got into the habit of eating the chicken feet though

Tried it once didn’t like it

[full nexus]

crazy boss fight

[opaque sigil]

I would imagine there's not a ton of good meat there

[gray parcel]

My front doors are literally like dark souls heavy doors

[tawdry valley]

Eat the rich