sk-discussion

[wheat sail]

https://youtu.be/fgCZnLLzi38?si=GuL5SFK_aynujYJs

Oops didn't put the timestamp

[deep cedar]

who up silking

[wheat sail]

Go to 5:40 🏃‍♂️

[patent viper]

did anyone see the australia xbox tweet

WHy. do they do this

[weary estuary]

What is that real

[pale marten]

[inland ravine]

sup everyone

[weary estuary]

HI GWNJ

fwnj :0

[inland ravine]

SON

[wheat sail]

Girl with autumn

[inland ravine]

:0

[grand ferry]

where source

[coarse leaf]

3 days till pax Australia

[inland ravine]

kirb with pumpkin

[coarse leaf]

There is a slim, silky hope, slim songy chance.

[wheat sail]

Popsci, very reliable source

[coarse leaf]

WHY IS GALLANTMON ASKING ABOUT MY MOM

[wheat sail]

Ask your mum

[coarse leaf]

THATS IT, HE’S GOING FROM ISLAND WAGE SLAVE TO PERMANANT BOX FODDER.

[inland ravine]

i don;t wanna be tiny i just want to be little

[flat remnant]

Hi gwnj

Chat why did i have to be born into a family of lame people

[inland ravine]

cat

[young saffron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2egxQA4Hn8&ab_channel=GinoMachino

[coarse leaf]

Why are lame?

[young saffron]

💀 💀 wtf

[flat remnant]

They hate halloween

[coarse leaf]

Why ?

[flat remnant]

Religion

[coarse leaf]

Bruh what religion

My family is Christian and we love Halloween

[young saffron]

my country does not celebrate halloween 💀

[flat remnant]

Mine are obsessively catholic and "halloween is a celebration of evil"

[coarse leaf]

It’s not like I’m summoning satan , I’m dressing up as the pale king to go and get free stuff

[flat remnant]

Bro what all i want to do is dress up like hot vampire boy is that evil

[coarse leaf]

Who knows

[heady iron]

the pale king is evil

[inland ravine]

so do i

[coarse leaf]

My grandpa once proclaimed that Pokémon is demonic (something about pikachu’s lightning bolt belonging to a certain WW2 group (man has a stroke when he sees irl lightning bolt)) and I tore up a 300 $ card because of it

Then i figured out he was an alcoholic and got Pokémon moon as an early Christmas present

So done with my grandparents

Holier than thou hypocrites

[heady iron]

your grandpa when he sees a zigzag

[coarse leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-hank-poopy-gif-26166860

I remember a time me, my brothers , and cousins actually laughed out loud at him

[flat remnant]

My family fr

[coarse leaf]

He tried to ban Minecraft from our family because it sounds like “mind craft “

This mf when you use your BRAIN ( you are using your mind) :

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/gz--GkzpAf8

yor walk gif

[flat remnant]

Mine Craft? Of Mein Kampf 🤨

Minecraft will make your kids fascists

[pale marten]

[coarse leaf]

true…

[naive flax]

this is why, this

[coarse leaf]

Then the final straw is my brother was playing destiny (it’s the only game he still cared about ) and he tried to say a symbol in it was demonic , and we all just stopped listening

[flat remnant]

What symbol

[coarse leaf]

Christian grandparents/parents when you have fun :

[coarse leaf]

Eververse

Which sure, micro transactions evil, but not demonic

[flat remnant]

my dad says hello kitty is a metaphor for victims of child abuse

Because she doesn't have a mouth and "child abuse victims are so traumatized they can't speak"

[kindred pewter]

your dad might be onto something

[coarse leaf]

If I could actually make my grandfather play a game (he’s obsessed with Donald trump ) I would make him play metal gear rising

[inland ravine]

goddamn cat

[coarse leaf]

Just to hear what Raiden says to Armstrong

[flat remnant]

My whole family is under that "pokemon is satanic" camp

And harry potter but jkr is a dirtbag so i really don't care lol

[coarse leaf]

Well after we found out he was an alcoholic we actually stopped caring

[kindred pewter]

who knows

[pale marten]

Oh god

[coarse leaf]

He said that once and I told him literally all I did was read books not do spells and crap

[flat remnant]

Are you implying my whole family is alcoholic

[coarse leaf]

My parents also are sick of them

[pale marten]

I know someone like that, thinks EVERYTHING is the devil

[coarse leaf]

Maybe some of them are..

[kindred pewter]

my mother was mad I was playing Ultrakill cause blood comig out of enemies = bad

[inland ravine]

nah

[flat remnant]

Please let that be so it would be so funnt

[trim estuary]

ok turn blood off

[coarse leaf]

My whole family used to preach that till we found the alcohol fueled root.

[flat remnant]

Ooh blood a natural bodily function spooky

[inland ravine]

i was watching hollow knight with my mom till the chaining scene came and my mom started freak out

[coarse leaf]

Your mom when I split my head open with a hammer:

[flat remnant]

God forbid you get a paper cut

[coarse leaf]

My mom tried to say no-eyes is demonic and I got PISSED.

[inland ravine]

and she told to never watch something like that again

[kindred pewter]

she compared blood spilling to genocides

[coarse leaf]

Like so genuinely pissed I argued and lost the fight like 5 times

I was more focused on going off

[fervent ore]

It's a very Christian game

[flat remnant]

Old people are so out of touch it's unreal

[coarse leaf]

Which like, she literally listens to a song where witches recite spells, soooo

She just gets like that sometimes tho

[fervent ore]

What does cringer even mean

[kindred pewter]

old people when young people have fun :

[fervent ore]

And why does godseeker say it

[coarse leaf]

THOU CRINGER

[charred surge]

This reminds me of a time I saw an interaction where a guy basically said that aging (yes, the natural process of getting older) is unnatural and saying it is natural is advocating for global genocide

[inland ravine]

[coarse leaf]

My grandfather has literally used a ouiji board

[flat remnant]

If the world was filled with these idiots i too would advocate for global genocide

[coarse leaf]

I don’t want to hear ANYTHING from him about demonic

[fleet ginkgo]

It releases wen team cherry moves out of Australia

[kindred pewter]

yeah I like global genocide goes and says aging is a natural process

[coarse leaf]

I would actually step in the ring if he ever said anything about Kirby’s return to dreamland

Cause a dev said the yellow in magalor’s outfit is supposed to be reminiscent of Judas

And magalor is my favorite game character

[kindred pewter]

@wheat sail look look!

[flat remnant]

My dad used to say that the spiderman hand symbol was a gang sign

[coarse leaf]

Ain’t no way..

[flat remnant]

Eventually he let it go and we can watch spiderman movies in piece but why do you insist with the hello kitty of all things

[coarse leaf]

THAT SHOULD BE THE UNIVERSAL SIGN OF SILKSONGERS

[flat remnant]

🤘 yeaaaa silksong

[coarse leaf]

What else did my grandfather say

Undertale demonic cause they underground and the core

[flat remnant]

"I hate my wife"?

[flat remnant]

Oh i get undertale

[coarse leaf]

TBOI which is honestly kinda true cause satan IS in it

[flat remnant]

Small child falls down into a hole, meets monsters and can kill people

[coarse leaf]

He hates his wife, he can’t wait for his mother to die to stop bothering him

[coarse leaf]

Just like me fr.

[flat remnant]

i see the hell comparison

[coarse leaf]

I don’t rlly

[vivid belfry]

Are you talking about undertale or isaac

[flat remnant]

Undertale but for the sake of the argument both

[coarse leaf]

Issac has literal satan so

[flat remnant]

Yeah i see why your grandpa could interpret the story as a child going to hell

[coarse leaf]

I could get into more drunken-stupor takes but I would get banned for racism probably

It’s gotten BAD

[flat remnant]

My grandfathers are either divorced and depressed or dead

[cold lark]

who was racist?

[coarse leaf]

My grandfather

Yet he ate at a Mexican restaurant today?!

[violet dune]

:(

[flat remnant]

Grandpa a is in another country (but he's visiting soon iirc) and grandpa b died years before i existed

[coarse leaf]

One thing I’ve been pretty vocal about to my parents is how he’ll say “ [blank] is demonic ” but then I pull out the “no drunkard shall inherit the kingdom of god “ part of the Bible

Why have I been venting

[flat remnant]

Its fine

[charred surge]

Erm no venting in hashtag general, @ mods get their ass

[coarse leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/diella-cringe-diella-cringe-gif-25057471

I looked up thou cringer and got the hello kitty vampire cat

[cold lark]

Thats demonic

[coarse leaf]

I’m sorry I will banish myself…

[flat remnant]

No she has a mouth she's ok

[charred surge]

But she’s a vampire

[coarse leaf]

I love to whistle bury my mother pale and slight while I cook

[charred surge]

Myla should’ve gone into song writing fr

[coarse leaf]

FR.

[flat remnant]

I actually don't really know my dad's views on vampires

He seemed fine with grimm and it took us 7 years to watch hotel transylvania

[coarse leaf]

He wants to kiss them on their big vampire lips…

[charred surge]

Saying he wants to kiss them is one thing, was elaborating on the lips really that necessary

[coarse leaf]

Yes

[flat remnant]

Where else could he kiss them

[coarse leaf]

And even more necessary was saying that they were big outright

[kindred pewter]

the cheek????

[slender musk]

how delusional can someone be

[flat remnant]

chat i had a paper cut, i slaughtered a civilization

[coarse leaf]

Me fr!

[dark wagon]

nice

[kindred pewter]

omg faust

[dark wagon]

the one and only, the queen herself, the GOAT

[coarse leaf]

Best limbus company character?!

[dark wagon]

WAIT WTF ITS DANTEH

[dark wagon]

Factual

No arguments there

[kindred pewter]

ong

[charred surge]

The world after I stub my toe

[kindred pewter]

also that particular identiy of faust is broken

[dark wagon]

we'll all probably fight over whos the second best tho

[dark wagon]

rly? i never got her I just saw the image and immediately slapped it as my pfp

[pale marten]

[kindred pewter]

I got her

[dark wagon]

i have tea faust tho]

[flat remnant]

Brb everyone i must go stub all my toes right now

[dark wagon]

add me on limboos i wanna see ur company

[kindred pewter]

will share in some time

[dark wagon]

lemme get my friend code

[kindred pewter]

strongest railway unit identiy confirmed?

[dark wagon]

maybe probably

i havent unlocked railway im still end of c2

[coarse leaf]

I should redownload limbus and pay attention to the tutorial..

[kindred pewter]

im at the end of c3

[dark wagon]

heres my team

[dark wagon]

le way to win is spam winrate

[kindred pewter]

damn thats a good team

[dark wagon]

until railway cuz thats when it gets balls hard

[kindred pewter]

imma share mine then one sec

[dark wagon]

i got MAD lucky with r corp heath

betbet

[kindred pewter]

fr fr

thats some huge luck

[coarse leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[dark wagon]

Z278762968

[kindred pewter]

it's true

[coarse leaf]

I don’t get the words

[dark wagon]

spam this button and you win

[coarse leaf]

But that’s unfun

[dark wagon]

playing normally gets unfun after a certain point too

[unkempt agate]

So, (unless some stupid streamer gets all their stans to rig the vote) the new Minecraft creature will be a crab

[dark wagon]

until railway

because no matter what tf you do you will always win

[dark wagon]

new minecraft mob vote going on rn?

[coarse leaf]

If the leaks are true ( I hope they aren’t) then yes

[unkempt agate]

They're true

[coarse leaf]

THOSE ARE SO LAME

[dark wagon]

is it a cool crrab or is it just a basic ass crab

[unkempt agate]

The first mob was "revealed" and it was a crab

[coarse leaf]

WE ARE GOING FROM NEW INNOVATIVE CREATURES TO SEA ANIMALS

[unkempt agate]

Basic.ass crab

[coarse leaf]

Mojang SUCKS

[pale marten]

CRAB

[dark wagon]

mojang at it again

[coarse leaf]

THEY DO PROBABLY A 3 MONTH CODING LOAD AND CALL IT A YEAR AND A HALF

[dark wagon]

slowly but surely adding sea creatuess 1 by 1 every update

[pale marten]

I MUST HAVE CRAB GIVE ME THE PEAK EVOLUTIONARY LIFE FORM

[kindred pewter]

@dark wagon V657066197

[dark wagon]

adding you rn

[young saffron]

where?

[dark wagon]

oh my god you have the goated don quixote id

[kindred pewter]

yeh the goated don quixote ID
also my limbu team

[dark wagon]

dang luck rly hasnt been on your side

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-doflamingo-walk-don-gif-22712080

[dark wagon]

oof

[dark wagon]

what 5 do you go with usually

[kindred pewter]

😭

[young saffron]

ooh im so dumb its on the fking mc yt page

[dark wagon]

i should update my company so u can use my stuff

[kindred pewter]

im trying to get rodius identiy banner

[young saffron]

I wish I cursed less 💀

[wicked kiln]

Minecraft votes kiiiinnda suck

[young saffron]

the crab is basic but its function is cool, its claw allows players to place blocks further 😲 truly gamebreaking

[dark wagon]

gl the new rodion is the best ive heard

[young saffron]

I hope it does a little more than just that 💀

[kindred pewter]

Faust, don, heatcliff, greg and the girl with the green suit I forgor her name

[kindred pewter]

I have few lunacy and I get 1300 should I save up or immeditaltey roll???

[dark wagon]

having a lot of lunacy feels nice but its just used on enkephalin and rolling so

[kindred pewter]

because I already rolled twice and got SHIT

[dark wagon]

up to you

[dark wagon]

gambling be like that

i dunno if theres like a specific banner you wanna save for though

[kindred pewter]

99% of gamblers quit before they hit big

[dark wagon]

exactly

[kindred pewter]

so im gonna roll till I make it

[dark wagon]

tell me if u make it big

[kindred pewter]

I just gotta grind on mirror dungeons

[dark wagon]

mirror dungeons are unlocked after c2 right

[hollow terrace]

Limbus company mentioned

[dark wagon]

limbuss company everywhere

Oh wait shit we're getting slaughtered.

propaganda

[kindred pewter]

mhm

[dark wagon]

im so close

[kindred pewter]

ever week you can enter 3 times and when you done you get some points for battle pass 🤢 and then 40 lunacy

yeah, for 1 entry

and also you need to spend 5 enekpaphlin modules

[kindred pewter]

Window I wish Don quixote was real....

[dark wagon]

lunacy my beloved

[hollow terrace]

I wish the whole cast was real

[dark wagon]

okay thats expensive but seems worth it

[kindred pewter]

true

[hollow terrace]

And their counterparts

And their real life book counterparts

[kindred pewter]

true

[kindred pewter]

eh

worth it for advancing the battle pass 🤢

the good thing about mirror dungeons is that it doesn't really force you to lvl up fast like canto 3

because it juat makes your main character identities all lvl 30

[hollow terrace]

It does? I always remember it putting to their current highest lvl instead of max overall

[kindred pewter]

it does do that

im saying the main identities (not the ones you get from banners) you can only use those

[hollow terrace]

Ic

[kindred pewter]

so your main identity might be lvl 8 but mirror dungeons would put it at lvl 30

[limpid elk]

Silksong is out since 2020, Bros we've been hallucinating

[coral prawn]

Sure thing pal

[carmine island]

Does anyone have the gif of buzz light year in a shelf of buzz light years

[limpid elk]

My brain speed is going at 2 mph

[sinful flare]

huh what game

[carmine island]

Yeah I see that

[limpid elk]

We will get zoteboat before silksong

[sinful flare]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

[carmine island]

Thanks Kaan

[trim estuary]

Chat

Are you excited for Silksong

[sinful flare]

not really

rocs odyssey >>

[trim estuary]

Ok this gif is great

[olive bobcat]

"I'm getting kinda tired of One Piece" watches 6 One Piece episodes

I am making good progress

[coarse leaf]

Anyone got any good show reccomendations that are on Netflix , Hulu, or Disney+ that isn’t adventure time or an anime

[grand ferry]

are you liking the tf2

[coarse leaf]

Wut

[coral prawn]

One piece LA

[coarse leaf]

I count it as anime

It’s lanime.

[coral prawn]

Well im out of ideas

[coral prawn]

Please never say that again

[grand ferry]

go binge 'the winglet' or 'crash maul' on youtube or smth

[coarse leaf]

Why did YouTube just ask me my marital status.

[coarse leaf]

What platforms are those on

[grand ferry]

yt channels that do like sfm stuff

[coarse leaf]

If I do that you have to watch gwain saga then

[grand ferry]

the fuck is that

[coarse leaf]

An animated show on YouTube that is animated by a single man

[quiet token]

Had a dream about a deadly mosquito in my room and wake up to a yt ad with a giant mosquito on it

[sinful flare]

regular show, samurai jack, those were on CN tho
and in case you havent, gravity falls

[coarse leaf]

I will eternally reccomend gwain saga

[olive bobcat]

Calling all Roblox players

[coarse leaf]

I heard samurai Jack is good, I’ve seen the other 2

[olive bobcat]

Hop on Witching Hour

[sinful flare]

samurai jack is worth your time imo

[grand ferry]

ok that sounds pretty amazing

[coral prawn]

This is a sing you can see with your eyes closed

[olive bobcat]

I'm so bored

[coarse leaf]

Is it worth getting ps plus to play titanfall 2

[olive bobcat]

Does anyone wanna play فورت نايت العرب with me

[sinful flare]

my favorite game

[olive bobcat]

https://www.roblox.com/games/12985386587/unnamed

[sinful flare]

it certainly is one of the millions of unique, user-generated 3D experiences created on Roblox

[flat remnant]

[Q]

[sinful flare]

Build

[coral prawn]

Im slowly losing my mind

Its not fun

[sinful flare]

all these voices inside my hea ad

blinding my sight in a curtain of red

frustration is getting bigger

[coral prawn]

Its not im mine its the voice and the air that making me angry

[sinful flare]

yeah i hate oxygen as well

[coral prawn]

Train delay on delay

Every day

[fiery coral]

💥 💥 💥

[sinful flare]

PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER

[violet dune]

gn straight people, and also kaan

[sinful flare]

gn gay

[coral prawn]

Dead chat

How fun

[sacred stratus]

Hi guys

[coral prawn]

Shhhhh this chat is dead for the time being

[quiet token]

please leave a message after the beep

[wheat sail]

Burp

[coral prawn]

Im gonna get late for school because the trai got delayed 5 times

[wheat sail]

Pog

[coral prawn]

No its not

[wheat sail]

[quiet token]

I just lost the game :3

[coral prawn]

Live image of me>

[grand ferry]

its ok elo is temporary

[coral prawn]

Depression is forever

[wheat sail]

What game

[grand ferry]

core memory achieved because I blundered my queen in a silly way

[coral prawn]

Haha chess i unserstand

[wheat sail]

What's chess

[grand ferry]

game for nerds

[coral prawn]

:nerd emoji:

[grand ferry]

also the game where you will never be as good as a 9-year old

[wheat sail]

🚶‍♂️

I'm gonna beat this 9 year old

[coral prawn]

Is that not illegal

[wheat sail]

Ingame

[sage glade]

suit up gang

[grand ferry]

where what why explain yourself

[sage glade]

didn't you see the xbox tweets

[olive bobcat]

no

Why would I look at Xbox tweets

[grand ferry]

no im not on twitter

[sage glade]

they're baiting silksong fans

[tiny pine]

imagine being on twitter

or x

[sage glade]

or discord

[tiny pine]

idk what elon muskrat is doing anymore

[grand ferry]

interesting

[feral gorge]

Real?

[olive bobcat]

Idk go find out

[feral gorge]

As in, is this actual ss news

[olive bobcat]

No...?

By itself no, it's not news

[zealous thicket]

Probably means nothing but https://twitter.com/thatacnhkid/status/1709362146750951687?s=46&t=4czUB8HKek0BjAKjnw8QEg

thatACNHkid (@thatACNHkid)

All I'm sayin

Twitter · Oct 4, 2023, 12:17 AM

[weary estuary]

Whats Pax

[tiny pine]

a convention

[weary estuary]

Oh alright

Wait I could go to that

[feral gorge]

Is team cherry australia based?

[weary estuary]

Yeah they’re from SA

[tiny pine]

yea

[sage glade]

yes

[weary estuary]

I live in Melbourne I’ll go to the convention and report to you guys

[tiny pine]

awesome

[feral gorge]

Could be a surprise ss release

[grand ferry]

heck yea

[weary estuary]

Unless I have to pay, Im broke

[feral gorge]

Permission to do @ everyone granted

[tiny pine]

[weary estuary]

Wooo

[olive bobcat]

[lone lichen]

can i offer you a light flux pauldron in this trying time

[tiny pine]

hi aluo

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain2-risk-of-rain-pocket-icbm-dml-metal-gear-rising-gif-25227516

[olive bobcat]

hola

[sage glade]

lore accurate burger pfp

[olive bobcat]

I'm gonna go shower now, brb

Only the freshest scents for One Piece time

[tiny pine]

stinky

[weary estuary]

Wait I wanna use that

Thank you typo

Also typo can I dm you a math question rq?

[carmine island]

No

[sage glade]

yes

[carmine island]

Share it with us

[grand ferry]

what colour is it

[carmine island]

I bet 10 it’s red

[sage glade]

10 what

[carmine island]

10

[sage glade]

apples pizzas bananas

[carmine island]

Just 10

Anyone interested in this action?

[flat remnant]

doesn't want to do an essay
tries to start on chatgpt out of frustration
immediately asks for phone number which i don't have

[chilly nexus]

no, that's a pnubau

[flat remnant]

[grand ferry]

dont do ittt

[flat remnant]

but i need to

[lone lichen]

back in my day we plagarized our essays by hand, uphill both ways, and we liked it

[chilly nexus]

Cat start with your argument, key points, and then supporting details for the points

[flat remnant]

oh i realized i frustratedly said fuck out loud and people heard

[chilly nexus]

then the essay writes itself

just do point form

[tiny pine]

lol

bullet points are a good way to make your essay

[chilly nexus]

main arg:
arg 1
support 1
2
3
arg 2
support 1
2
3
arg 3
support 1
2
3
das it

[grand ferry]

this is very true, just start on something small and it will snowball in a completed task

[chilly nexus]

just fill in that framework bullet point style^

[flat remnant]

it's an essay on a long book which i haven't read

[chilly nexus]

then read the book 😭😭😭😭😭

[grand ferry]

why is bulbasaur the icon

[flat remnant]

i stole him from zal

[flat remnant]

but it's long and boring and has big old 18th century words i don't get

[lone lichen]

ask chatgpt for a phone number

[chilly nexus]

which book is jt?

[flat remnant]

catch 22

[flat remnant]

captain blood

the name sounds cool but it really isn't it's just dull

[sage glade]

huh

[lone lichen]

(possible ultrakill reference)

[sage glade]

just log in with google

[flat remnant]

yeah that's what lead me to the phone number screen

[sage glade]

L bozo get a phone

[flat remnant]

i have like a week or two to do this i could just start it half-assed and edit it

[flat remnant]

i only have like 70 dollars 🥹

[sage glade]

although idk how phones work in the US, y'all got some backwards ass system of postpaying phone bills

[wheat sail]

Gn

[sage glade]

just absurd to me you can spend cash you don't have yet

[chilly nexus]

There are services that let you spoof temporary emails and phone numbers for those verification things

[dawn lichen]

Tf is that

[flat remnant]

ignore it it doesn't mean anything

[chilly nexus]

you've never listened to the silk song?

[flat remnant]

ooh

[sage glade]

don't those cost cash though?

[wheat sail]

[chilly nexus]

last one I used was free

was for email tho

[carmine island]

Solid 34 likes

[sage glade]

emails are free yeah but i haven't seen one for numbers

[dawn lichen]

Yup

[carmine island]

Just an observation

[flat remnant]

all my hopes of cheating the new cool way are dashed

[carmine island]

Poor cat

[grand ferry]

when deadline, what expected time to finish the book

[unborn dome]

team silk or team song?

[flat remnant]

like a week or two, i lost track on what school week is it
i was supposed to have finished the book a week ago but i got caught up with overdue stuff i hadn't had the time

[carmine island]

Neither

[grand ferry]

losing track of school weeks is so relatable tbh

[olive bobcat]

Actually nah it's too late for more One Piece rn

I'll probs watch some in my new armchair tomorrow morning

[tiny pine]

there's always time for One Piece

[olive bobcat]

I've watched 6 episodes today

[tiny pine]

there's time for One Piece tomorrow

[flat remnant]

how far in are you out of how many total episodes and films

[olive bobcat]

246/1078 episodes

[tiny pine]

oh so like

1/5th

kind of

[olive bobcat]

Yeah around 1/5

[carmine island]

So you’ve spent ~144 minutes watching one piece

24 x 6

[flat remnant]

time well spent

[carmine island]

Is it good?

[olive bobcat]

I've spent around 82 hours watching One Piece

[flat remnant]

@chilly nexus is this one of those sites?

[carmine island]

I meant today

[olive bobcat]

Yeah I like it

[flat remnant]

there aren't any drawbacks or money i have to pay or anything?

[olive bobcat]

Oh yeah then like 140 or so minutes

For the past 5 days I've been watching at a rate of between 8-10 episodes a day

[quiet token]

found a pretty cool puzzle

[carmine island]

Easy

Just flip the board

[quiet token]

i glued the board to the table this time

[weary estuary]

Queen to e8

[carmine island]

Flip the table

[weary estuary]

gg

[quiet token]

i glued the table to the floor too

[flat remnant]

that animated short with the old man

[sage glade]

flip the floor

[carmine island]

Flip the floor

[carmine island]

Bugger off this is my fight

[quiet token]

[grand ferry]

maroczy bind rip

[sage glade]

wth

bro think he kagurabachi

[carmine island]

I’ve got no clue who that is

I just think I can fight my own battles

[sage glade]

you realize more than one person can have the same common enemy

[carmine island]

Sure

I guess he is public enemy number one

Probably a series of bad investments in chess puzzle industries

Anyone?

I thought it was a good one :(

[sage glade]

knight e5 then black takes with their knight then queen h5 idk

i didn't get it

[quiet token]

what if they just dont take with the knight

[carmine island]

Yeah

[tall cargo]

queen trap with be3?

[carmine island]

Flipping the floor is way easier

[carmine island]

[sage glade]

what if queen goes b4 though

[grand ferry]

a3, queen is trapped if takes on b2

[carmine island]

Which one?

[grand ferry]

very common theme with a3 and Na4 to create the b2 poisoned pawn

[sage glade]

black's

[quiet token]

yeah Qb4 a3 Qxb2 Na4

[carmine island]

Ok

[sage glade]

that's it? so the puzzle is to drive the queen away?

cmon we need more catastrophic puzzles

[grand ferry]

the puzzle is to disconnect the queen and bishop and its free

[quiet token]

yeah the bishop is vulnerable so the queen has to guard it

[sage glade]

stuff that actually gets you to flip the building

[quiet token]

heres another one

[carmine island]

Flip the board

[tall cargo]

qd3??? idk

[quiet token]

the board has a c4 explosive on it fuck it

[carmine island]

Call in the bomb squad

[sage glade]

ok so don't move any piece to c4, got it

[carmine island]

Lol

[carmine island]

Wait that just makes my job easier

Detonate the explosive

[flat remnant]

curse you chatgpt

[sage glade]

get a phone

[flat remnant]

i only have like 70 in cash

[haughty pumice]

get money

[sage glade]

how is that not enough to get a sim card 😭

you can get one for 1.36 dollars here

[lone lichen]

i feel like this is already more work than just doing the assignment

[flat remnant]

they're both equal amounts of work i feel since the assignment is around 10 paragraphs

[sage glade]

what's the assignment about

[flat remnant]

hey does someone here have a chatgpt account i could borrow 🥺

[grand ferry]

looks right tbh

[carmine island]

Just do the assignment

[flat remnant]

book i didn't read since it was long and half of the words are from 200 years ago

the school system has failed me and i've had enough

[sage glade]

write about adventure time, teacher won't be reading that shit book either

they can't know

[tall cargo]

surely qd3 is right

[sage glade]

knight eats bishop, gets eaten by knight, then uhhhh idk

[quiet token]

the knight protects h7 so it doesnt do anything

[carmine island]

Mate just flip the board it’s pretty simple

[tall cargo]

but im going to take the knight...

[quiet token]

before or after?

[fiery coral]

A bold move, let's see if it pays off

[tall cargo]

after

[quiet token]

cause they can just kick the bishop away

[sage glade]

oh, then eat their other bishop with mine

[unborn dome]

what book?

[vale temple]

takeyourknight

[tall cargo]

so then just take it first ?

[quiet token]

the rest of the line?

[tall cargo]

Idk

but oyu have to give up material to stop it or something

[flat remnant]

captain blood

[tall cargo]

thats what it looks like

[grand ferry]

shouldnt Bxf6 and Qd3 transpose into each other

[fiery coral]

Captain Blood is...quite the name

[tall cargo]

g5

[fiery coral]

Sounds like a side NPC in Sea of Thieves

[tall cargo]

after qd3

[quiet token]

if ||Bxf6 Bxf6 Qd3 g6||?

[cold lark]

what the hell

[tall cargo]

||nxg6?||

[coral prawn]

sounds like a great idea

[unborn dome]

have you tried finding something like sparknotes with a full summary of it?

[tall cargo]

okay yeah i missed g5 my bad

[flat remnant]

i've considered it but never actually tried pursuing it

[unborn dome]

also apparently the book is only 368 pages
im not sure the how big the font is, but it should be possible to read the entire book in less than 2 hours if you need to

[quiet token]

the bishop can be kicked away with g5 since Qd3 doesnt threaten anything cause of the knight

[flat remnant]

the font is very small

[unborn dome]

im looking at a sample, it doesn't seem horrible

[flat remnant]

and it's written in a dialect that dates it to late-1800s-mid-1900s so half of the sentences don't make sense from a modern pov

[coral prawn]

ah yes only 368 pages thats nothing

[grand ferry]

ah

[unborn dome]

as a master procrastinator i can tell you that it really isn't

[carmine island]

The procrasta masta

[sage glade]

stop ignoring my solution pengguin 🥹

[quiet token]

oh that just does nothing

[sage glade]

you get piece advantage

both their bishops for knight and bishop

[quiet token]

can you call it winning tho

[grand ferry]

its not bishop pair

[flat remnant]

chat is 500 words-5 paragraph essay too much for 12 am

[sage glade]

no, did you ask for winning 🥹

[grand ferry]

typo, play a match vs penguin

[quiet token]

i mean its a puzzle

they're kinda supposed to be decisive

[sage glade]

bro i'm not bouta get my ass handed to me before i even had breakfast

[sage glade]

500 words is not that much, the thing that takes time is shortening the word count

[flat remnant]

oh it's 500 minimum not exact

my brain is funny it sees something that should be easy in theory and goes nah i'll catch up on other subjects until 2 essays in a row feels like a lot then you'll hate yourself while doing it

[unborn dome]

i've been able to get done worse things at 5:30 am

[tulip edge]

I was going to make a joke about procrastination here, but I think I'll make it later instead

[unborn dome]

@flat remnant have you learned how to speed read yet?

[flat remnant]

i kind of do but mostly for things that actually interest me so not this

[unborn dome]

do you know how to skim and chunk?

[flat remnant]

yes

i know where you're going with this but i'll just read the sparknotes to save time and diminish stress

[fiery coral]

How much time did you have for it

[flat remnant]

a week but mom is pressuring me to do it now else i'm a failure unworthy of love

[grand ferry]

what is the book in question btw

[unborn dome]

captain blood

[flat remnant]

wonderful

[unborn dome]

you have enough time, if it isn't due super soon you should probably take it a bit slower

[unkempt agate]

Did you know Peggle had an official crossover with valve

[flat remnant]

who is 'you' in this scenario

[unborn dome]

you

[coral prawn]

who is "you"?

[carmine island]

You?

[sage glade]

eee uuuu

[charred surge]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-j

[winged kiln]

Sometimes I swear on discords with filters so I can get the bot notification and pretend like I’m not lonely

[burnt topaz]

Clyde exists

[winged kiln]

I hate Clyde

[burnt topaz]

Beggars can't be choosers mate

[winged kiln]

Don’t ask why

[flat remnant]

Clyde more like

wish he died

[winged kiln]

Real

[burnt topaz]

Just rude tbh

[kindred pewter]

if you hate clyde make your own discord bot

[coral prawn]

you cant be to rude at some point you will be blocked or bannd

[charred surge]

Clyde, more like

Uh

Um

[coral prawn]

dumb stupid robot

[charred surge]

Just pretend I said something witty

[uncut citrus]

[flat remnant]

I keep forgetting that emote has a nose

[coral prawn]

btw i love you clyde

[charred surge]

Omg new reever pfp

[uncut citrus]

I’m Slaying fr fr

[flat remnant]

Didn't pick my witch one

[charred surge]

Slay the Spire reference ⁉️ ‼️ ⁉️

[flat remnant]

I worked so hard and lost so much to make that

[uncut citrus]

I thought it wasn’t finished because you said you had to fix the hand

[cold lark]

I wondered

Looks a bit like Jake too

[tiny pine]

hi reeves

[cold lark]

Lotta bad people were there

[coral prawn]

what do you mean

[flat remnant]

If you just crop that part out it's fine

[uncut citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/smuh-cat-silly-silly-cat-kiss-gif-5051497549120781358

[flat remnant]

Sorry I've been busy with school

[uncut citrus]

Wrong gif

[charred surge]

You can just have both pfps simultaneously, pfp superposition if you will

[cold lark]

Jake was a real one though

[flat remnant]

So hard

[uncut citrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/893970767040102500/950647774314135634/catgif.gif

Right gif

[coral prawn]

its perfect

[uncut citrus]

@tiny pine hi

[cold lark]

Im not the biggest fan of the show but Jake was funny

[uncut citrus]

Makes sense makes sense, I’ll use it when we get closer to Halloween

[cold lark]

when i was 9 i would always take the mustard out of my mcdonalds burgers until i realized it aint bad

[coral prawn]

it is that bad

i say while not havinf eaten it in 13 years

[grand ferry]

progress

[cold lark]

How is there a smaller one?

I thought he was a big dog

[flat remnant]

He can shrink

[coral prawn]

he can do whatever he wants

[flat remnant]

We're gaming

I hate that in theory this should be so easy but it really isn't

[coral prawn]

progress is progress no mater how little it is

[flat remnant]

I think that's enough progress for tonight gm gamers

[cold lark]

Personally i think its pretty similar to how an economy functions overall

[high hedge]

How

Like did you ask

Or did you scrape it off

[cold lark]

I just licked it off and told the man ager there was no mustard in the burger

[high hedge]

Because you can’t really remove the mustard without out most of the ketchuo

Wha

[cold lark]

The customers never know!

[high hedge]

Bubblebass??!!?

[coral prawn]

what!

[high hedge]

Oh as an employee

[quartz yew]

Did you guys see Australia Xbox twitter account

[coral prawn]

yse

they better do something with it

[quartz yew]

I swear if this is bait-

[coral prawn]

i bet they are just playing with out heart strings

[quartz yew]

Watch them type out an apology the next day to clarify what they meant.

[uneven orchid]

I wouldn't get your hopes up personally

[cold lark]

The other employees always said they were once seated at the juice store and you know what the owner said to him

[quartz yew]

I'm keeping it at the back of my mind. All that talk means nothing if I don't get a substantial evidence.

Anyway back to lies of P.

[uneven orchid]

I only say that because they've posted similar things before, it's not necessarily to tease for anything

[quartz yew]

Yeah I get you.

[cold lark]

He said them to always trust your internet connection and always give your money to the fake download buttons because there is trustworthy things here!

[quartz yew]

Live action Pinocchio ain't got sbit on this.

[carmine island]

Great spelling

Wait

[cold lark]

He was fired by the President the morning after

[carmine island]

Ok your word autocorrect thing is weird

[flat remnant]

It's a long story but this account's microsoft word is set to french

[kindred pewter]

GOOD morning gamers

[quiet token]

just found the coolest tactic i've ever found in a chess game

[cold lark]

And speaking of that, i always wondered if Jake could smell the pollen in his toothpick

[quiet token]

got a brilliant move :3

[grand ferry]

is there no stopping Rf1#

[coral prawn]

that quite smart

[cold lark]

Personally, it’s difficult sometimes to tell the difference between who is nuts and who is just a liar

[coral prawn]

if they mention silksong they are insane

[cold lark]

I doubt anyone really knows when they will say anything about that

[flat remnant]

Chat do i stop for tonight or do i push a little more

It's only 1 am

[cold lark]

Sleep now and you will find the happy birthday dream and maybe he will tell you more release dates

[flat remnant]

I don't really care about the silksong release date

Do you people just not have anything else going on in your lives

[coral prawn]

no not really

[fiery coral]

Is the deadline tomorrow

[flat remnant]

Late next week

[unkempt agate]

I love how little we believe in the fact that silksong news exists that when it actually happens we all simply doubt it

[fiery coral]

Then why are you staying up till 1 to do this

[flat remnant]

There's also another 5 paragraph essay afterwards for the same thing

[coral prawn]

when silksong comes out i wont know what to do with my life

[flat remnant]

Familial pressure

It's like those annoying friends who make you do things except they're not friends snd you live with them for 18 years

[coral prawn]

this happeasn when half of the communtiy fakes new every day

[fiery coral]

I guess you could continue if you're not planning to sleep right now

[frigid karma]

can you come up with anything?

[flat remnant]

I suppose?

I'd need to actually read a summary which i really don't want to

[cold lark]

Honestly i would be glad if it delayed another 3 years if it means there will be even better because a delayed rushed game is always good but a bad game is always on time

[coral prawn]

copy the whole text and send it as a mesage in discord and make the AI voice read ot to you

[frigid karma]

you can read a summary, go to bed, and do it tommorow if you want

[flat remnant]

That's worse

[frigid karma]

my pride would never let me use ai for essays

[cold lark]

I hope for another 5 year delay

[flat remnant]

Oh believe me i tried

[frigid karma]

like, i cheat in online tests sometimes and i can accept that but for some reason ai in essays? that's admitting defeat fuck no

[fiery coral]

Which is why Duke Nukem Forever is one of the best games ever made

[flat remnant]

Chat gpt requires (real) phone numbers to get an account

Which i lack so

[coral prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-theyre-groovin-rain-deer-rain-world-meme-the-funny-gif-23153265

[unkempt agate]

I love the angy scav in that gif try to kill iggy

[coral prawn]

leave iggy alone

did nothing to piss the scavs of

[unkempt agate]

Iggy led me into drainage in my first playthrough

He deserves every ounce of hate

[coral prawn]

the real question is why did you follwo iggy?

oh look a mod is here

[cerulean sable]

do you think hornet would say "shout out to haters that woke me" uniroinically?

[coral prawn]

100% yes

[frigid karma]

absolutely

[cerulean sable]

aight ty

[high hedge]

Hornet always talking about the haters

[weary juniper]

taco can you give me tacos please im hungry

[frigid karma]

hornet is the sort to type out arguments in notepad before sending them in online debates

[cerulean sable]

firstothoesviralthenitgoesdigitalthen

[vale temple]

nice lyrics

[coral prawn]

that is not a real word

[weary juniper]

wha

[flat remnant]

Oh fuck me i found what seemed to be an answer sheet but i have to pay to get it

[coral prawn]

man im starving alone

[flat remnant]

Yeah I'm done with this for tonight

Chat can i commit arson on a particular building

[frigid karma]

go for it

[carmine island]

Sure

[coral prawn]

dont see why not

[flat remnant]

finally i get support for my hobbies

[restive sequoia]

UNIQUE

[frigid karma]

do whatever makes you happy cat. you can be whatever you want to be so don't let the haters stop you from becoming the terrorist of your dreams

[flat remnant]

I'm not planning on terrorism i just want revenge

[coral prawn]

wrong reply ping

[frigid karma]

yeah but applies to you too

WAIT DID WRONG RPLY TWICE IN A ROW FUCK

[coral prawn]

may i ask on whom?

[flat remnant]

This one building where the people in charge of my homeschool work

[frigid karma]

that wasn't even a bit why can't i click good anymore

[flat remnant]

I despise them and everything they do it sickens me

[coral prawn]

i understand

[haughty pumice]

Felt that.

[frigid karma]

make them pay for their crimes

[flat remnant]

With pleasure

[coral prawn]

i can eat in 30 min

[stuck totem]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-white-roomba-cute-weird-gif-19060101

[coral prawn]

me when i can go and eat

[unkempt agate]

Can we give hornet a sandwich, she looks like a twig

[coral prawn]

same with grimm he will snap in half if you look at him wrong

[unkempt agate]

Can't possibly be healthy being that thin

Agreed, give grim one too

[stuck totem]

zote

[coral prawn]

no let him starv

[stuck totem]

TRUE

[velvet sentinel]

goober

[stuck totem]

lets feed Uumuu

[coral prawn]

but no mouth

[stuck totem]

good point

[coral prawn]

how can eat with no mouth?

[stuck totem]

how does Uumuu get nutrition

[velvet sentinel]

bluetooth food

[stuck totem]

ah

[quiet token]

Playing piano is cool

[coral prawn]

piano is hard

[quiet token]

True but you kinda get better no matter what

Unless it's theoretical things

[coral prawn]

i tried to play the beining of enter Hollow knight

i got ok at it but now i dont remeber how to it do

[weary estuary]

PIANO AAAA

[coral prawn]

why are you upside down?

[pastel whale]

Aussie burger?

[coral prawn]

falling burger?

[weary estuary]

Australian

[pastel whale]

I had 2 of you tonight

[coral prawn]

I CAN GO AND EAT IN 3 MIN

[weary estuary]

WHAT

[pastel whale]

I ate 2 burgs

[coral prawn]

there goes to burgers

[cerulean sable]

silksong will have a huge ass battleship called the S.S. Intermezzo

and hornet must destroy it by loading the smokerock cannons

[vale temple]

do you think silksong will have more variety in its endings

[pastel whale]

It will have 0 endings

[quiet token]

chess refrence

[pastel whale]

Happy birthday pengguin

[lament lotus]

final mission of deep docks

[cerulean sable]

maybe

but i dont tc needs to hit an arbitrary ending number

[lament lotus]

SS will have more endings than every henry stickman game

[vale temple]

no I meant like
hk endings all pretty much revolved around radiance

[opaque sigil]

I mean that’s pretty unavoidable

[quiet token]

Silksong will have a "where are they now" ending

[pastel whale]

UnaVOIDable

[opaque sigil]

Endings revolving around resolving the problem

[analog quarry]

Hey y'all. Good to see everyone. So whats the general consensus on that Xbox post? Is it something to hype about or nah? Been a minute since ive been here.

[quiet token]

It's nothing

[sand gorge]

You guys saw the tweet?

[vale temple]

ok but why solve the problem

[pastel whale]

What tweet?

[opaque sigil]

Xbox does this that’s their job

[flat remnant]

It's nothing to think about until TC says otherwise, just ignore it

[opaque sigil]

?tag xboxanz

[white sail]

it is their job to market gamepass games https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/662500313130991617/1158833096603488296/IMG_7441.jpeg

[opaque sigil]

They’ve done it before

[flat remnant]

This happens every fucking month

[analog quarry]

This is the first ive seen of it. Thats odd

[vale temple]

no there's definitely a pattern here

[sand gorge]

But we're closer everytime

[lament lotus]

didnt happen last month

[analog quarry]

I totally get the skepticism though

[flat remnant]

Irrelevant 😭

But there's always some "xbox said silk oh em gee"

[vale temple]

I think this indicates that there's gonna be a new trailer this week

[analog quarry]

"Xbox loves drinking Folgers Black Silk"

HK fanbase: OHHHHHHH!!!

[lament lotus]

black silk?? void??? hornet??

[quiet token]

I don't think xbox has any reason to know the release date at the moment (unless they somehow do)

[vale temple]

they do otherwise why post that

[quiet token]

And this happens a lot so I don't believe it

[lament lotus]

tc know than better to not rush a release date cough gods and glory cough

[analog quarry]

I would imagine they would have to know that info to some degree if TC expects to sell it through their store front

[verbal valve]

hoping,coping for PAXAus release date drop

[quiet token]

I mean coming soon is a thing

[vale temple]

pengg i got moms knife
surely hush is free 💅

[quiet token]

Maybe

[lament lotus]

we need some aussie to go there

[pastel whale]

I'm an Aussie

[verbal valve]

then go

[lament lotus]

i will fund your journey

(I have less than 10 dollars to my name)

[pastel whale]

I don't even know where PAX is

[lament lotus]

neither

[vale temple]

in Australia

[verbal valve]

australia

[pastel whale]

Thanks I meant what state

[vale temple]

australia

[verbal valve]

uh

waiting googling

[lament lotus]

im guessing sydney

yeah i know its not a state

[pastel whale]

Nsw

[lament lotus]

melbourne nvm

[pastel whale]

Oh

Well Burger is from Melbourne

[quiet token]

They said they might go iirc

[verbal valve]

fetch him

and tell him to go

[kindred pewter]

Good MORNING gamers

My school has ended

[lament lotus]

congra

[kindred pewter]

No like school day

[quiet token]

School ended??

[kindred pewter]

I wish it did for me

[quiet token]

Congratz sounds kinda like conga rats...

[coral prawn]

Pengguin is on another plane of existstens

[flat remnant]

Existens or exisrats

[potent cliff]

silk

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-game-smash-golden-ball-ouch-gif-17858108

[coral prawn]

Where is the bonk sound efect?

[pastel whale]

In your mind

[coral prawn]

Damn right 🔥

[pastel whale]

What if MS acquired TC

[coral prawn]

I rather not think about the and of the world

[sage glade]

bug fables clone

[pastel whale]

I have bug fables but haven't played it

[coral prawn]

Is it good

[pastel whale]

'But haven't played it'

[coral prawn]

I know, I can read

[pastel whale]

You asked is it good

[coral prawn]

Yes I did

[lone crown]

Asking someone who hasnt played the game if its good

However

Let me answer that question

It’s bad

[pastel whale]

Fuuck

[lone crown]

I haven’t played it tho

[pastel whale]

What

[lone crown]

[coral prawn]

We really got far with this convo

[lone crown]

Unlike Bug Fables cause it’s bad

[coral prawn]

Just went in to lore my mistake

[pastel whale]

Stop, I bought the physical switch version

Don't tell me it's bad

[lone crown]

I mean I wouldn’t know

I dont own Bug Fables

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeong-gif-3654754744145897317

That's me to you

[velvet sentinel]

what if we can breathe in space but the government tells us we can’t so we don’t escape earth?

[coral prawn]

How would you get up there anyways?

[velvet sentinel]

rockets

[coral prawn]

You havr the money for that?

[velvet sentinel]

no

[grand ferry]

funny puzzle

[velvet sentinel]

too hard

[coral prawn]

Uhhh idk

[grand ferry]

look at squares white control

then the answer will come out :))

[coral prawn]

It did not help

[quiet token]

Nf5 gxf5 g3?

[opal dew]

Bishop takes pawn

[quiet token]

Do ratqueens exist

[lone crown]

Bishop to e5

Just guessing idk

Or

[limber oak]

bishop to h6

trust me

[lone crown]

Yeah I considered that too

If you do h6 and they take with bishop you win

But the queen’s watching so idk

[limber oak]

if they take with queen
you hit em with the knight to h5

[grand ferry]

lmao yea

knife f5

[tall cargo]

Gg

[limber oak]

literaly exactly what I said

[lone crown]

Ah

[quiet token]

but...

[limber oak]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[lone crown]

OH I see it

Anyhow I must leave chat

[barren scarab]

I mean you can try.

If you really wanna prove the government wrong go ahead

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/enel-one-piece-apple-gif-21925344

[coarse leaf]

Is the delay tweet real?

[opaque sigil]

the one in #hk-announcements is

[vale temple]

hmm it doesn't look like they updated the channel yet, I'll wait!

[craggy cave]

Update wha-

[coarse leaf]

Thank god the delay one was a fake

It had some grammatical errors so I had my suspicions

[quiet token]

My discord mobile is broken so it hk-announcements becomes unread

[craggy cave]

What fake twit you are refering to could possibly be?