sk-discussion

[wheat sail]

What about a boat that is slowly repaired over the years until none of the original parts remain

[frozen pike]

season your pan

[rapid onyx]

I used to be but I dislike that name now

[uncut citrus]

[zinc crow]

Why are you all so surprised at someone being pansexual I presume I missed out on something

[frozen pike]

i dont rlly know that one

[twin bough]

The hell is going on here 😭

[rapid onyx]

my old name was pan

[wheat sail]

I am you

[sage void]

yes

[frozen pike]

"water is wet"

[zinc crow]

Oooooooh

[twin bough]

Not again

[fiery burrow]

bozos think water is dry

[zinc crow]

💥

[wheat sail]

Water is dry unless wet. Or are there degrees of wetness

[frozen pike]

WATER IS WET!!!

[flat remnant]

is dry ice wet

[frozen pike]

dry ice is dry until it melts then its wet

[rapid onyx]

a single water molecule is dry, anything more that that it is wet

[wheat sail]

But if it melts into dry water then it's still dry

[flat remnant]

while it's in the process of melting is it wet

[sinful flare]

i was gone for a while

[wheat sail]

Kaan

[frozen pike]

a single water is wet, more water means more wet

[wheat sail]

I am approaching a Popeye s

[fiery burrow]

Songers are uncool unless cool (play rain world)

[frozen pike]

yes since water is coming from it melting

[wheat sail]

Wayne's world?

[frozen pike]

why would a single water molecule be dry

[wheat sail]

It wouldn't be covered on water

In*

[rapid onyx]

hello kaan

[limpid nebula]

Well a water droplet isn’t exactly covering you in water either

[frozen pike]

but it itself is water which makes it wet

[rustic ore]

Dry ice doesn’t melt, it’s not water

[frozen pike]

its still water and it can still get something wet

[flat remnant]

that part of you is wet

[frozen pike]

well its still going to be wet if you touch it when it melts

[wheat sail]

Liquids are wet , not water specifically

[strong veldt]

So waters wet right?

[frozen pike]

yes

[fiery burrow]

mhm

[rustic ore]

Dry ice does not melt. It sublimates. There is no liquid form.

[limpid nebula]

Yeah I was responding to Kirb

[rustic ore]

Because dry ice is frozen CO2.

[wheat sail]

So you should say instead say that you should ask your chemistry teacher

[frozen pike]

ok then if it never has a liquid form then it wont be wet

unless the co2 gas makes you wet

[wheat sail]

Gasoline makes.me wet

[rustic ore]

Also hey guys I just got here; WHAT is blud waffling about

[wheat sail]

Ohio rizz

[frozen pike]

what makes me wet

[rustic ore]

Hi everyone except kirb

Hi everyone except kirb and hoi

[sinful flare]

Hi everyone except

[rustic ore]

And are you going to take some dry ice and force the atmospheric pressure to change in general use of the ice?

[frozen pike]

is space wet

[rustic ore]

No

[limpid nebula]

Not with that attitude

[frozen pike]

its really cold, which would make you freeze and when you freeze you become wet when you warm up

[rustic ore]

I know that, but that’s not what I asked

[wheat sail]

Wow

Water is wet and dry at the same time unless someone says something about it

[rustic ore]

Schrodinger’s wetness

Then only disagree with that the first time

Disagreed with it the first time, what’s the issue

[frozen pike]

yall is silksong wet

[rustic ore]

Probably

[frozen pike]

in business terms

[rustic ore]

No, I don’t think Silksong qualifies as a liquid asset

[frozen pike]

is the business definition of liquid, wet?

or is it simply a metaphor

[wheat sail]

Scientifically, water is a wetting agent and can't be wet itself

[rustic ore]

Thank you kirb

[rapid onyx]

I love having wet assets

[wheat sail]

🧍‍♂️

[frozen pike]

but it is the wet

[fiery burrow]

banned for posting unrelated memes

[rustic ore]

No

[viscid jetty]

Guys I'm dying I need silksong to come out

[wheat sail]

It is the wetter not the wetted

If you know you know

[vale temple]

yeah i was trying to stray the chat away from the wet talk

[fiery burrow]

It is both the wetter and the wetted, the chosen one

[frozen pike]

if its a wetter then it also be wet

[rustic ore]

No

[rapid onyx]

is a hunter, hunt?

[frozen pike]

if i were to pour water on my right hand and clap, my left hand should be wet and my right hand should be wet

[fiery burrow]

isn't there like a hunter of hunters in midborne or whatever

[wheat sail]

Nuh uh

That's an assumption

[frozen pike]

its an educated hypothesis

[rustic ore]

That is correct

[frozen pike]

in reality we will never know!!!

[frozen pike]

which means water is wet and a wetter

[rustic ore]

No, you only described how water makes things wet

[wheat sail]

Whatever wets your boat

Gonna eat

[frozen pike]

prove to me how water is not wet itself

[wheat sail]

When you can't prove it's wet itself

[cobalt sigil]

:D

[frozen pike]

I literally used a metaphor to explain my view on it

[sinful flare]

i ubered the spy with canteen special and kritzed him as much as possible during the last wave (it was captain punch in the last wave)

[wheat sail]

Metaphor proof?

I want a paper

🤷

[cobalt sigil]

my tf2 crashed

[frozen pike]

Then you go first

[sinful flare]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/967402445275815939/1156675461892542665/missionfailed-output.gif?ex=6515d578&is=651483f8&hm=0e3d17942c123bc0fc4c611c9a409336ec2d9d99aeec269218e5133c34281f7c&

[wheat sail]

Water is made of itself so it can't make itself wet

Don't need proof that water is made of water

[rustic ore]

Water needs to be on something in order to be wet

Water isn’t ON more water, it’s congealed in one mass under surface tension. Adding more water only does just that: adds more water. It doesn’t make the rest of the water there “wet”, you’re just making a bigger puddle.

If the water somehow formed layers of itself when you added water to itself, then we could make a legitimate “it’s wet” assumption. But it immediately homogenizes itself with no meaningful reaction.

And about the “layering” thing, ICE can be wet because there is now a legitimate, distinguishable layer of water over the top of the ice.

[wheat sail]

For something to be wet, a liquid sticks to a foreign object (not itself), so water can't be wet unless you wet it with another liquid

[sinful flare]

counterpoint: im on the roof of your house

[wheat sail]

Eating Popeyes poutine

[rustic ore]

Who tf is getting poutine from Popeyes

[wheat sail]

Poutine with Popeyes seasoning is litty

Looks ugly though

[frozen pike]

Ig I can't argue with that

[rustic ore]

Popeye’s has a special seasoning?

[frozen pike]

Is oil wet

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/black-midi-geordie-greep-nice-opinion-one-small-issue-i-am-inside-your-house-gif-24075304

[steady sage]

awh mates, y'all arguing about the legitimacy of water being wet again?

[rustic ore]

Same reason water isn’t. Another thing to note, you stick your hand in a liquid, it’s not the liquid that’s wet. You are

[wheat sail]

Oil can get wet if it gets with another liquid

[rustic ore]

We’re in the middle of a breakthrough tho

[wheat sail]

And the two make each other wet

[frozen pike]

Ok enough wet questions

[wheat sail]

Say you wanted to move a box 1 meter

[marsh ibex]

huh

[steady sage]

i assume your breakthrough is "water is not wet"

[marsh ibex]

|| apparently betty is gonna turn into a catalyst comet or something at the end of fionna and cake|| fionna and cake spoilers

[wheat sail]

If each push halves each time ( starting from half a meter), then 0.25m etc) then will you ever push the box 1 meter?

[rustic ore]

I was trying to help Hoi understand I’m well aware it’s not wet

[ripe sluice]

wait wtf

that show already launched????

how did I not hear about this??

[wheat sail]

Because dead show

[marsh ibex]

my brother in christ it ended

[ripe sluice]

💀 what the fuck

i thought fionna and cake was a thing that was coming later

[rustic ore]

No. This makes a negatively-exponential asymptotic situation, where you will never reach y = 0 (or 1m away, in this case)

This is also how Gojo’s Infinity works, by the way.

[marsh ibex]

read it

[ripe sluice]

bro how did I fucking miss an entire AT spinoff

[wheat sail]

Say Cancer is a cell going rogue and multiplying out of control

Then why do mice have a much higher rate of cancer than humans, when humans have way more cells?

[versed pollen]

Oh no

[wheat sail]

Shieeet

[flat remnant]

watch it it's a pretty good ending for simon's story

[wheat sail]

Weed smokers when they don't smoke weed for 5 minutes: I want to smoke weed

[versed pollen]

I think you would reach 1m at infinite time but infinity isn't a number so yea you never reach it

[rustic ore]

They are much smaller, and thus are more susceptible to death by tumor. It takes a smaller clump of cells to become a malignant tumor. Whales, on the large extreme, have so many cancerous growths it’s ridiculous, but they rarely die of cancer, because they’re just so massive that a couple blood clots or tumors here and there basically either resolve themselves or end up not doing much.

[versed pollen]

Which is a consequence of 0.999... = 1

[fiery burrow]

water drinkers when they dont have access to water for the entire day: I want to drink

really says a lot about our society 😔

[wheat sail]

Legalize water

[wheat sail]

🤔

[versed pollen]

No

[wheat sail]

What if you go back in time and murder your grandpa? What happens to you?

[teal gate]

you get locked in a t-pose as the programmers try to fix the bug

[violet dune]

no

[wheat sail]

Ok takes water from your body

[versed pollen]

Finally

[stark prism]

nope thats a piece of misinformation not supported by facts

[violet path]

its pretty good

[stark prism]

what actually happens is that the local castellan comes to your house and replaces all of your floorboards with dirt and rips out all the windowsills

[shell yacht]

[versed pollen]

Why the fuck is a normal ass dart monkey there

[rustic ore]

A time paradox. There’s no sure answer to the Grandfather question.

Time could loop.
You could disappear at the time of your grandfather’s death.
Nothing could happen because you exist purely in that timeline, and not in the future.
The world could end due to an impossible situation occurring.
You could both dematerialize on the spot.

Possibilities after possibilities.

[flat remnant]

a monkey that throws darts is not that out of place in AT

[violet path]

nothing

[wheat sail]

Ok brb

[violet path]

If you travel to the past, that past becomes your future, and your former present becomes the past, which can't now be changed by your new future

[stark prism]

yes there BE i just gave it here

[versed pollen]

Grandpa dies is what happens fr

[stark prism]

godmothafucking DAAYUM

[wheat sail]

"this statement is false"

[stark prism]

i know exactly what gon happen YEA

[rustic ore]

It is both true and false.

It is true that it’s false.

It is not true that it’s false.

Both are true.

Both are false.

[wheat sail]

But it being false makes it true but it being true makes it unable to be false

It's a paradox so

[violet path]

youll be fine

[wheat sail]

I'm just saying random stuff

[agile arch]

I'd say it was true

[wheat sail]

🤷‍♀️

If the statement is true, then it being false is true, but then it's false

[violet path]

think of time travel more like vacation rather than time passing through you

[rustic ore]

If there were preceding phrases before “this statement is false”, then it could be true. Like if you said “Many say Kirb is annoying, but this statement is false” then that’s a full sentence with a definitive answer

[violet path]

WHO SAYS THAT

[wheat sail]

D-do you think I'm annoying

[rustic ore]

Nobody. That’s why the statement is false.

True

||False||

[violet path]

good

[marsh ibex]

Yeah

I think everyone is annoying

[wheat sail]

I can change that 😈

[rustic ore]

So real jonker

[wheat sail]

Probably from working at a pool

[rustic ore]

That’ll do it to you

How to generate a hatred for children: work at a pool

[wheat sail]

When you say goodnight to her and she says "my sink is filling up with blood" 🥰

[atomic sparrow]

I never said that. I said that it sounded like he was saying he thought that silksong was coming soon which I found funny

[rustic ore]

[silver oak]

How far were you scrolling up

[rustic ore]

Necro I cannot see your pfp as a jellyfish

I don’t know what it is that I see it as but it isn’t a jellyfish

[wheat sail]

'Nobody goes to the restaurant because it is too crowded'

[ripe sluice]

hey necro

[atomic sparrow]

I just used mentioned user on myself

[silver oak]

I didn’t mention you tho

[rustic ore]

Anyway Silksong this year, I guarantee it

[quartz cave]

"On myself"

All the pings to them

[rustic ore]

oings

[atomic sparrow]

It was near where I was mentioned

[quartz cave]

Not all your pings to them

[wheat sail]

Ishmoil

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/951482955639971893/1106341478994825356/Spr_stupidratprop2_0.gif

[quartz cave]

Happy birthday!!!!

[wheat sail]

A man who makes a mistake and does not correct it makes another mistake

A great man is hard on himself, a small man is hard on others

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it

To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it

[blazing grove]

Taking your ex back is like shoving poop back up your buttocks

[coarse leaf]

King dedede has the best character development ever in the span of like 20 years

He goes from robbing all of his citizens food to be a glutton

To risking his life for one mere waddle-dee

King dedede is amazing

[trim estuary]

I’m zippius, and I approve this message

[wheat sail]

For the debtor he is the forgiveness, for the blind he is the light, for the hungry he is the bread, for the sick he is the cure. I love king dedede

[last spoke]

H

[wheat sail]

A fellow H'er

H

[fiery burrow]

I like F more

solid letter

[wheat sail]

F isn't bad

[fiery burrow]

I'd give it an S tier tbh

[last spoke]

F

[wheat sail]

F tier

[rustic ore]

X is an S tier letter

S is A tier

F is B

[fiery burrow]

my rankings, I forgot I did this

[wheat sail]

q ain't s tier

[fiery burrow]

Yes it is

[last spoke]

q gotta be the worst letter

[rustic ore]

Q is B

[marsh ibex]

L is A tier

[wheat sail]

q d tier

[marsh ibex]

Q is too high

[fiery burrow]

You'd know a lot about Ls huh joker

[rustic ore]

P in S TIER? You MUST be crazy

[last spoke]

Zamn

[wheat sail]

Jojoker L

[marsh ibex]

well yeah I’ve known you for months now

[wheat sail]

Star L

[last spoke]

P is a tier it's pretty good

[rustic ore]

Star L

[weary mountain]

q aint all that lets be real

[last spoke]

Get real

[fiery burrow]

q is unique and striking

[last spoke]

q is yuck

[weary mountain]

q aint nothing without u

[fiery burrow]

im not sure its above p though

[last spoke]

Yuq

[rustic ore]

Yeah and needs another letter to function 💀

[last spoke]

hehe

[rustic ore]

Unless you’re Chinese, then that shit goes crazy

but then it aint a Q it’s a CH

[last spoke]

H

[lone crown]

Trash list

[last spoke]

Hornet shock

[fiery burrow]

Its a soft pleasant letter

same for b and s

[last spoke]

b makes me mad

[fiery burrow]

albeit s is a bit more striking

[weary mountain]

b is honestly b tier

[last spoke]

S is s great

[weary mountain]

s is up there yeah

[last spoke]

M is in ssss+ teir

[weary mountain]

p is an a+

[fiery burrow]

I can respect that

[wheat sail]

M

[last spoke]

😋

[wheat sail]

Oh shit

[last spoke]

😮

[wheat sail]

:Q

[last spoke]

:H

[wheat sail]

:C

Chinese is too hard

[last spoke]

man that's terrible

[fiery burrow]

e in high s???

[rustic ore]

Better than star’s

[last spoke]

ehhh

[rustic ore]

There’s no “high A low A” or anything

I just put en in the order they came

[wheat sail]

I wouldn't put any letter that low

Every letter has some situational use

[last spoke]

Z in f is riding

Ridiculous*

And h in c 🥴

[fiery burrow]

F in D

[rustic ore]

Z is a mid fuckin letter. I don’t like the z sound, most of the time it’s outlandish in the letter itself and feels like it’s doin too much

either that or it takes the place of s like is “realize” where it doesn’t NEED or be there. but realize is a bad example bc I like the Z placement there. When it comes down to it, I just don’t like the letter itself when compared to something like Q, which sits barely above it due to it sounding alright and being fun to write

[fiery burrow]

why is q so hated upon

[last spoke]

Zzzzzz

[fiery burrow]

and yeah z sucks

[last spoke]

damn

[rustic ore]

F aint that great. Not fun to write. Annoying to write in print for me, because it just…doesn’t capitalize well. All the other letters I can make look nice but F just does not work.

[fiery burrow]

idk why I even etertained it being higher than f

[high hedge]

Z is one of the cool letters though

[last spoke]

Cool kidz

[high hedge]

Z and X

[fiery burrow]

OK elon

[high hedge]

And to a lesser extent S

[rustic ore]

X is S tier because it’s the most based of all the letters

[high hedge]

Elon merely adopted the letter X

[rustic ore]

I was born in it. Molded by it

[rustic ore]

H is ok. Nothing good or bad about it. It’s just H.

[last spoke]

h

[rustic ore]

W is a W

I’m actually enjoying explaining my takes for some reason

You’re

[coarse leaf]

Hear me out

E is the best letter.

[fiery burrow]

no

[coarse leaf]

You can do so much with e

[wicked kiln]

Z is a top tier letter

[fiery burrow]

E is just like h, nothing bad or good about it, and it reminds me too much of orange

[wicked kiln]

Same with X

[high hedge]

I personally consider O the best letter

[olive bobcat]

Damn, I thought they'd change more than that

[rustic ore]

I gotta give best letter to S tbh

[fiery burrow]

I respect that

[fiery burrow]

I start with S

[silver oak]

In case you missed it

[coarse leaf]

Now this is all just speculation but

[coarse leaf]

I think the big change is she is a girl

[high hedge]

“You no longer play as a lil guy.”

[wicked kiln]

Oh my god the main character is taller?!?????

[quartz cave]

Omg i love gamerant theyre the best out there they deserve better everything should be replaced by gamerant

[olive bobcat]

"I think this one's a girl"
-- Gamerant journalist on SS' biggest change to HK

[rustic ore]

-DestroyAllDemocrats

[steady sage]

-_-

[quartz cave]

-L imo

[wicked kiln]

Worst take ever made

[coarse leaf]

Girl dinner

[fiery burrow]

TK isn't even male 😭

[rustic ore]

DINO NUGGIES DINO NUGGIES DINO NUGGIES

[wicked kiln]

I don’t think the person who commented has played the game

[olive bobcat]

._.

[fiery burrow]

Or they just dont care

[high hedge]

Some people have melted brains

[marsh ibex]

People tend to assume male as the default

[wheat sail]

He's me fr

[wicked kiln]

Well you’re right too, and that’s not a bad thing either

[wheat sail]

Hornet should start the game looking at a mirror then you create your character

[wicked kiln]

Even I got that wrong the first time I played tbh

[visual sigil]

@vale temple https://i.imgur.com/ecFIAPW.png

[wicked kiln]

They should let me change the color of her cloak just for the funsies 💔

[fiery burrow]

rise up ourple cloak wanters

like dark ourple though

[wicked kiln]

Pink cloak wanters rise up

[fiery burrow]

shrue

[wheat sail]

No mask

[prisma meteor]

I'm going to IKEA should I get a shark or no

[wheat sail]

No

[wicked kiln]

Go for it

[fiery burrow]

YES

[wicked kiln]

Yes yes yes

[prisma meteor]

I wanna get one of the funny bears tho :(

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-blahaj-i-should-buy-a-blahaj-gif-25633749

[prisma meteor]

I like bears more than sharks

[wheat sail]

Get both

[wicked kiln]

Nooo get the one you like the most

[prisma meteor]

I'm gonna get both

[lone crown]

Me when the djungelskog

[prisma meteor]

exactly

[wicked kiln]

Too much money 💔

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/djungelskog-gif-25804860

[wheat sail]

Sweden

[lone crown]

Har har har har

[wheat sail]

FNAF wtf

[prisma meteor]

I'm on holiday we can splurge a lil

[lone crown]

Most depressing water park ever

[agile arch]

Get snotted

[last spoke]

Dolphin

[flat remnant]

scott cawthon has done irrepairable damage to the world

that said i'm getting tickets to the fnaf movie in october

[zealous falcon]

star's phone hecking dies

[warm kindle]

Im buying the freddy suit and add springlocks to it

[fiery burrow]

thats not me 😭

[zealous falcon]

Wait

[fiery burrow]

If I sounded like that I would get bullied

[zealous falcon]

There's an fnaf movie??

[fiery burrow]

yes

[zealous falcon]

Are you fr

[coarse leaf]

Where have you been

[zealous falcon]

I mean

[coarse leaf]

It’s been like 7 months since announced

[barren scarab]

never knew bro's gender was "void" until i looked into the lore

[last spoke]

Bro gender is _ _

[fiery burrow]

void is a substance 😭

[last spoke]

Fife nights at freddiesssss 🎶

[zealous falcon]

I don't know who is Freddy and why should i stay at his place for 5 nights but

[barren scarab]

but he didn't really show any "feminine" stuff or details so i always assumed the knight was male

[barren scarab]

my point

[zealous falcon]

Bruh

[last spoke]

[flat remnant]

they
didn't show anything masculine either

[zealous falcon]

They're super late on it

[fiery burrow]

my point is that void isnt tk's gender

[coarse leaf]

I usually just called the knight “it” because I’m being called a ghost by hornet and a ghost is a thing

I guess I’m nothing but an object to hornet

[fiery burrow]

as we all know only masculine people use swords

[barren scarab]

my brain usually goes like this
if no feminine or masculine traits are shown, automatic assumed gender is male

[last spoke]

I never gave it any pronouns at idk

I jus never referred to tk

[barren scarab]

IT'S genderless, yes

[last spoke]

He's genderless

[barren scarab]

i was just being sarcastic when i said its void

[flat remnant]

He is genderless

[fiery burrow]

hrrrmph you may want to read that sentence again

[barren scarab]

since void is literally nothing

[last spoke]

He's genderless

[coarse leaf]

Unless it’s a boat, gun , or random animal, then it’s an automatic she for me

[barren scarab]

my fault i have forgotten to add the coma and therefore i must profusely apologize for such actions

[flat remnant]

but if i said 'She's genderless' you'd notice immediately

[fiery burrow]

No "it" is just the de facto pronoun in hallownest

[warm kindle]

You can call him a he or she, dont matter but if you are a nerdy ( 🤓 👆 ) you can correct everyone and say: ACTUALLY the HK doesn't have gender all the time

[barren scarab]

im sorry this is the same case of my brain defaulting

[zealous falcon]

Yall void the knights gender???

[last spoke]

Jus call tk garbage

[fiery burrow]

its... not nerdy to simply say that TK is genderless

[barren scarab]

he does look like a garbage bag

[agile arch]

Me when I void the knights gender

[last spoke]

Fs

[coarse leaf]

Or as my parents refer to it as “devil horn”

[zealous falcon]

So you're calling us all garbage controllers

[barren scarab]

truly a moment of all time

[last spoke]

I love playing as garbage in this garbage game

[zealous falcon]

Because we control garbage

[last spoke]

It all fits

[agile arch]

This is the momentiest moment of a time

[barren scarab]

The garbage knight is one of the top games in 2023

[warm kindle]

I dont want to be mean but everytime i miss pronoun a genderless character by accident somebody replies 7 times, sorry

[zealous falcon]

Can't wait for Garbage Knight : Trashsong

[warm kindle]

Lets just call the hk "boi"

[fiery burrow]

the true kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngknag would never say this 😔

[barren scarab]

on god

[barren scarab]

never in my life am i going to say the word "boi"

i will die before i say this word

[zealous falcon]

Hornet now uses trash bags instead of masks

[fiery burrow]

you just said it

[barren scarab]

without a gun pointed at my head

[fiery burrow]

haha L bozo

[zealous falcon]

and rotten food instead of silk

[barren scarab]

i am never going to say it again thank you very much

[warm kindle]

RETREAT

[barren scarab]

the silk meter is just garbage juice

[zealous falcon]

Will be an... interesting game gameplay wise

[fiery burrow]

my dog is sitting on my lap rn

he loves me

[barren scarab]

life is garbage

[warm kindle]

Give him a knuckle sandwich juat like kilo

[zealous falcon]

One of my doggos jump on me

[barren scarab]

sorry to break it to you but any dog does this

[barren scarab]

i get jumped by my dogs

[zealous falcon]

yes i get it you want cuddle

[fiery burrow]

he doesn't do it that frequently

he's a crazy little guy

weird to see him mellowed out

[barren scarab]

tell me he's one of those really tiny dogs

that are actually cats in disguise

[fiery burrow]

He's like medium sized

[barren scarab]

okay what is medium sized

give me a comparison.

[flat remnant]

not big or small

i think it explains itself

[barren scarab]

Mr. Obvious

[fiery burrow]

uhhhh not like a chihuahua but not like a german shepherd either

[barren scarab]

the word is so vague come on

[barren scarab]

okay i think i get it

[flat remnant]

you asked smh 😔

[coarse leaf]

Me when my mom is giving me fall break ( I didn’t get one last homeschool year)

[barren scarab]

homeschool?

just go learn rocket science

[warm kindle]

Chihuhuas has caffeine instead of blood

[zealous falcon]

Don't go

[barren scarab]

Yes go.

[zealous falcon]

Learn it at home instead of going to school

by making your own rocket

[barren scarab]

chiuhuas are the minecraft baby zombies of the real world

[warm kindle]

Those little bastards are crazy

[barren scarab]

they're ugly, they're fast and they hit FUCKING HARD.
also they're loud.

[zealous falcon]

Nah

[barren scarab]

I think this goes against the geneva convention.

But you do your thing

[zealous falcon]

They're just ugly barking machines

[barren scarab]

FACTUAL

[fiery burrow]

I knew a chihuahua and he always tried to bite anyone who got too close to his face

[barren scarab]

they are so defensive

they're the karen equivelant of a dog

[zealous falcon]

That occasionally moves

[warm kindle]

I have a small dog and he can bark at ANYTHING like he is the final boss of the house but when you get close he start running

[barren scarab]

whats the fucking point of having a dog that you CANNOT pet?

You don't pet chihuhuas, they pet YOU.

[warm kindle]

They bite you*

[fiery burrow]

My aunts chihuahua loved belly rubs, they aint all bad

[zealous falcon]

Dive on chihuhua then pat

[warm kindle]

I like them but someones are insane

[barren scarab]

trying to speedrun your existence

[barren scarab]

they all that bad

[warm kindle]

Anyway i go to play split mod from terraria, see ya later

[barren scarab]

your chihuahua happened to NOT be a chihuahua

[fiery burrow]

ew terraria

[barren scarab]

people hate terraria so much

[fiery burrow]

play hyper light drifter or bpm instead

[barren scarab]

huh.

[warm kindle]

Im gonna rip your limbs out with my hands

[feral trail]

hyper light drifter was a good concept done wrong

[fiery burrow]

Gal. 4:16

[warm kindle]

I have like 600 hours on terraria + tmodloader

[fiery burrow]

why is it done wrong?

[barren scarab]

friendliest terraria player?

[warm kindle]

Somebody help me

[fiery burrow]

The artstyle confiscates some stuff and they convey the little diamond thing wrong but overall its a pretty solid experience

[zealous falcon]

She's about to get ripped into tiny pieces

[barren scarab]

i cannot fathom how you get addicted to terraria

[feral trail]

the way basic skills are locked behind semi-secret collectables kills the smoothness of the progression for me

[zealous falcon]

and that's her response

[barren scarab]

5 minutes of watching terraria content and i got instantly bored

[flat remnant]

true play subway surfers like a real gamer

[fiery burrow]

ill be honest I went through the whole game without knowing what the gearbits were for and still loved it

[barren scarab]

subway surfers is so hard man

[feral trail]

because you dont watch terraria content.. you play it yourself..

[zealous falcon]

Or hill climb racing

[barren scarab]

i wanted to see what the game was LIKE

[fiery burrow]

and a lot of the gearbits arent hard to find anyways

[barren scarab]

and im not spending MONEY

[feral trail]

well, im a bit of a compulsive person, it may be a personal thing

[feral trail]

you cant see how a game is like if you dont feel how a game is like

if you really wanted to feel it you could, ahem 🏴‍☠️

[barren scarab]

The hollow knight in question:

[feral trail]

watching hollow knight is not the same as playing it, tf do u mean?

[warm kindle]

Its boring on the early game, thats why there are so many mods for it

[barren scarab]

I never touched a metroidvania in my life, and hollow knight was the only game that has ever gotten my attention from a video that i actually tried it out

[fiery burrow]

It's not for everyone, hyper light drifter really wants to use the video game medium to its advantage and makes you pay attention to every little detail and throw caution to the wind and experiment

[barren scarab]

Sure it is when you don't know anything

And i'm talking specifically early game content, or content from years ago where people were still trying out the game

[feral trail]

i liked hollowknight because i liked playing it, i didnt watch any content prior to trying it because watching stuff doesnt give you a realistic feel of how a game is, bruh

[barren scarab]

Captured my attention

[feral trail]

not at all.

[coarse leaf]

It’s 5 dollars

[barren scarab]

i happened to watch a video or two

[feral trail]

you're just plain wrong, pal

[barren scarab]

thats like a hundred and thirty pounds in my country, no thanks

[coarse leaf]

And you get a full game, 3 mods that add fully new playthrougha

[barren scarab]

"your opinion is wrong"

[fiery burrow]

You get what you see when it comes to terraria

[barren scarab]

😭

[coarse leaf]

WTF

[feral trail]

no, your factual statement is wrong

[marsh ibex]

I’m gonna check my hours

[barren scarab]

THAT WAS HOW IT HAPPENED FOR ME

[feral trail]

not at all, i strongly disagree

[barren scarab]

????

[feral trail]

im talking about terraria here

[barren scarab]

jojoker on his way to show us his 6,000 hours of terraria gameplay:

[marsh ibex]

yeah terraria sucks

[barren scarab]

it dont do me like hollow knight

[fiery burrow]

oh thank god joker is cool

[feral trail]

because they're not the same genre or artstyle at all

[barren scarab]

i forget about terraria everytime nobody talks about it for half an hour

[barren scarab]

i like its artstyle actually

[fiery burrow]

well that may be 100 hours too many... or 153.5 hours too many... but at least its not greater than 200

[feral trail]

thats awesome, man, thanks for sharing

[barren scarab]

js dont like the game

[feral trail]

you never played it...

[marsh ibex]

It was one playthrough and I didn’t end up vibing with it

[barren scarab]

you're gonna say "atleast its not greater than 300" once you pass 200

[marsh ibex]

So I ended up at that

maybe multiplayer would be more fun but ugh

[barren scarab]

I saw it.
Same thing with hollow knight.
Difference is terraria did NOT capture my attention is what im saying

[fiery burrow]

Terraria overall doesn't have strong combat which is a problem when the other two core parts of its gameplay either further or require combat

[marsh ibex]

gRiNdInG

[feral trail]

nah, you didnt try it so you dont get to have an opinion on it, same thing for hollow knight, 'cept you played it so you can talk about it now

[marsh ibex]

and the combat is pretty uninteresting yeah it’s hold down to shoot to slash or press a button once to summon something and hold it down to whip

[barren scarab]

i never said it was bad i said it didn't capture my attention?
i dont like it.

the grinding seems.. not too fun

[fiery burrow]

564 weapons and yet no variety

[feral trail]

you cant say you dont like something if you havent tried it lmao

[barren scarab]

i dont like the gameplay hello?

i have eyes i saw video i dont like it

[feral trail]

"i dont like the gameplay"
"yeah i never played the game"

[marsh ibex]

I mean

[barren scarab]

the new more hostile breed of chihuahuas

[fiery burrow]

Even simple things like screenshake when taking/dealing damage are missing and they would go a long way

[marsh ibex]

if you’ve seen gameplay

[barren scarab]

i used my eyes to see how people played it

[marsh ibex]

And you don’t like it

Why would you play it

[feral trail]

you're a lost cause

[fiery burrow]

generally you can see the appeal by looking at it

[barren scarab]

thank you my savior

[feral trail]

because watching and playing isnt the same

[barren scarab]

my god

[marsh ibex]

so?

[feral trail]

i would've missed many of my fav games if i just sticked to watching the game

[barren scarab]

then why watch in the first place

[fiery burrow]

watching it allows you to evaluate what playing it is like

[feral trail]

but i powered thru it, tried it and loved them, not all, but some

[marsh ibex]

You can make judgements on whether or not you enjoy it if you see it yourself

[barren scarab]

damn man

[feral trail]

complete disagree

its like saying you can taste food by seeing it

[marsh ibex]

the point is that there’s no issue with not playing after seeing how a game operates

[barren scarab]

gives you general idea

[barren scarab]

You can get a general idea of the food's taste most of the time by its smell

[feral trail]

i still disagree

[fiery burrow]

Yes you can take a guess on the quality of food by seeing and smelling it

[marsh ibex]

that’s like one of the three reasons people see gameplay

[barren scarab]

let's put it that way

[feral trail]

not really, some food looks and smells bad and is delicious

[marsh ibex]

they can’t play it themselves
they want to see if they’ll like it
help during a playthrough

[barren scarab]

That's why its a guess, and its in general not all of the time.

[feral trail]

this is a lost topic, lets just move on

[fiery burrow]

TLDR terraria sucks never play it

[barren scarab]

Umm

Unlisted is a great game

Its a low end spec game, Doesn't take up a shit ton of space, Looks nice

Its free too

[fiery burrow]

whas it about

[barren scarab]

world war 2

[fiery burrow]

woah

I love war (in games)

[barren scarab]

big draft in tones

[barren scarab]

i love ww2 themed games

Honestly, sad there isn't many of these now

if there is, its usually that you need top tier specs to have your game not look like ROBLOX

takes 100 gigs

[sinful flare]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-desperado-winds-ofdestruction-sundowner-grin-gif-18169825

[barren scarab]

or is just expensive

[coarse leaf]

Rim world enjoyer

I love genociding the natives (in rimworld)

[fiery burrow]

Rim world x Rain world crossover when

[coarse leaf]

Adds slugcat rare creature to rim world

Adds an automatic shotgun to rain world

One of my first rimworld attempts

A guy got his lung shot out and several other injuries by a bandit with an auto shotgun

Kills him with a knife , takes the gun , kills the other bandits

[agile arch]

I love committing extreme self defense

[coarse leaf]

Then gets a girl (he , the girl, and colonist 3 die to panther and heatstroke)

[feral trail]

@coarse leafsubway surfers

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-hello-chat-gif-20962675

[charred surge]

Mfw when the air is hot and the vultures wait to see what rots

[prisma meteor]

I'm at target and there's already a ton of Christmas shit

[fiery burrow]

Woah that sounds very pretty

[prisma meteor]

but there's this guy and I like this guy

[charred surge]

it’s not even October

[charred surge]

Ok fair that is a silly guy

[quartz cave]

??? And??? Christmas doesnt start in october

It ENDS on october

[charred surge]

You could say this is nature’s sacrifice

[quartz cave]

Its true tho

[agile arch]

There was one time a single person invaded my settlement, and I was like uber powerful at that point. He was psychic ir however its called so it took like a solid 3 minutes to kill him and he had like 200 injuries before he just went down. Still alive, just downed

[quartz cave]

Christmas starts nov 1, halloween starts in august, christmas ends in october and halloween ends in nov 1

[charred surge]

[quartz cave]

YRUE

[unkempt agate]

Clearly

This is the only answer

[graceful beacon]

tomorrow, geometry dash 2.2 has a chance of releasing, crazy

[charred surge]

If geometry dash 2.2 is so good, why isn’t there geometry dash 2.3

[prisma meteor]

ikr

[graceful beacon]

maby in the next 100 years

[unkempt agate]

Want to see something stupid

Go to the calamity mod fandom wiki

[charred surge]

Why, what did they do

[unkempt agate]

It got abandoned and now it's full of the most stupid stuff

[sinful flare]

calamity ripoff

[charred surge]

I haven’t ever played calamity mod so what’s wrong with this image

[fiery burrow]

ive played calamity mod and I have no idea what that is

[charred surge]

Ah, so someone just made some shit up and put it in the wiki

[sinful flare]

thats like the toys of an endgame entity you fight

except this one looks like the chinese knockoffs of said bosses

[fiery burrow]

hrrrmph calamatis?

[sinful flare]

uhh no i think it was smth like draedon

[fiery burrow]

its been a long time since ive played and I havent bothered to check with the updates

[unkempt agate]

Bruh

[charred surge]

Pyro tf2 ⁉️

[unkempt agate]

This isn't the cryogen I remember

[sinful flare]

lmao the vandalizations

[unkempt agate]

BRUH

THEY EXTENDED HIM

[fiery burrow]

I cant tell is this an original quote or vandalization

[unkempt agate]

Oh my god no

[sinful flare]

OH GOD

[charred surge]

A relic, from a more… uncivilized time.

[charred surge]

Snas????

[silver oak]

https://tenor.com/view/da-wae-do-you-know-da-wae-gif-25582019

bro this meme was like

really racist

[sinful flare]

i never ever knew that

[silver oak]

no one really thought about it

[coarse leaf]

We love fandom wiki

[heady iron]

I don't even associate this meme with a sonic character anymore

[coarse leaf]

Exo brain

[last spoke]

I love monsters

[unkempt agate]

Hey, there's Obama on the rain world fandom wiki

[fiery burrow]

where

[twin bough]

Ew

Who the hell is we

[unkempt agate]

NO THEY REMOVED IT AAAAA

[fiery burrow]

[coarse leaf]

I was joking Alfredo

[twin bough]

https://tenor.com/view/good-evil-star-wars-emporer-palpatine-darkside-gif-4624104

[last spoke]

have kids watched star wars

[coarse leaf]

Idk

[last spoke]

it's like 70 years old so

[coarse leaf]

The only movies i despise are 2,8,9

Chronological order , not release order

[last spoke]

I liked all of the og and tfa

[coarse leaf]

I accidently put one

[last spoke]

And 3

[coarse leaf]

Tfa is amazing imo

[last spoke]

It's a good movie just not original

[coarse leaf]

But then they switched directors and it became a train wreck

[last spoke]

A generation of people that don't know who lukes dad is...

[twin bough]

Its not even 50 😭😭

[marsh ibex]

It directly mocks the way Jamaican people talk and act

it’s like

wearing a headdress and ululating as an “indian”

[last spoke]

Star wars 2 would've gone dummy

[charred surge]

Fun fact, the last execution by guillotine in France (September 10, 1977) was the same year as the release of Stars Wars : A New Hope (May 25, 1977)

[last spoke]

nyoom

bro imagine being like 30 years old

[twin bough]

Thats pretty epic

[opaque sigil]

capital punishment is bad generally but using anything else is way worse

[last spoke]

Send criminals to the principals office

[charred surge]

And have them EXPELLED

[last spoke]

Good ending

[twin bough]

Send criminals to bikini bottom

[last spoke]

Even better ending

[high hedge]

And Christopher Lee, who would go on to play Count Dooku, was there watching it!

[last spoke]

He was doin the execution

[twin bough]

Christopher lee did literally everything

[high hedge]

True!

Actually I mixed up some facts, Christopher Lee was there to watch the last public execution by Guillotine. Not the last one in general

Though maybe he would’ve made the trip if he was allowed to see it😔

[fossil dawn]

Yo

[last spoke]

Yo

[high hedge]

Ma

[fossil dawn]

Anyone know how to kara cancel Garuda impact?

[high hedge]

No😔

[uncut citrus]

that scav is messed up man!

[last spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/chaosmon-digimon-cyber-sleuth-gif-14509496

[lucid bramble]

most ontopic silksong discussion

[unkempt agate]

Holy shit, why isn't this a thing https://youtu.be/4_8XkDBB9tE?si=So_XniQaDfO4-mXG

[last spoke]

wdym

S-digital
S-monsters

[lucid bramble]

ohhhhhhh

[last spoke]

Everyone makes that mistake dw

[charred surge]

?tag offtopic

[white sail]

#sk-discussion is allowed to be off topic due to the game not being out yet, and the amount of times that topics have been exhausted for it. However, if you have a topic that you'd like to discuss, say it and the channel should follow suit.

[fiery burrow]

?tag ontopic

[white sail]

No tag ontopic found.

[charred surge]

I won’t lie, for a brief moment I thought this dude’s hand was Freddy Fazbear

[last spoke]

I forgot what monster that is ngl

[charred surge]

I think it says it right there, blackwargreymon

[last spoke]

No the one on the hand

[charred surge]

Ohh

Idk lol

[last spoke]

Fife nights at freddiesssss 🎶

[charred surge]

Nose
I typed that with my nose

Heart

[sharp peak]

Stomach

[last spoke]

Finger

[outer temple]

Is this

Digi

[last spoke]

Yeahs

[outer temple]

Mon cybersleuth

[last spoke]

Yeah!

[outer temple]

Oh my days

[last spoke]

Oh my stars

Bloody ell

[outer temple]

My word

[velvet geyser]

This might seem like a vary odd question but... Does anyone think that the magic of playing hallow knight for the first time won't carry over to silk song? Things like exploring the quiet damp forest of green path, or discovering the empty, decollate city of tears. I worry that moment's like these might lose there touch in the new game and not feel the same as playing hallow knight for the first time.

[fiery burrow]

It's a possibility but imo Team Cherry knows what they are doing

[lusty horizon]

that and

don't overhtink yourself too much lol

[last spoke]

The magic of hk was jus that I hadn't played a metroidvania b4

[fiery burrow]

the areas we see in the trailers also look just as magnificent as in HK

albeit with a more industrial flair to a few of them

[last spoke]

And I'm sure I'll get lost all the same

[fiery burrow]

though that just adds to the awe of it imo

[trim estuary]

The magic shall be different. Rather than finding everything dead, we will find a vibrant kingdom full of life

[fiery burrow]

areas are also significantly more open to accommodate Hornets movement

[last spoke]

hornet fast

[trim estuary]

Hornet be fast, Hornet be quick

[last spoke]

Hornet is life

[fiery burrow]

Hornet is you
Citadel is win

[velvet geyser]

I had the exact same experience as you. I hated it until I really fully understood what the game was about (exploration and discovery). Than I picked up samus returns before the eshop closed and also had a blast. What worries me is that I've just played so many that it wont feel that same.

[last spoke]

Yeah I jus had to realize that exploring is part of the game

I remember I quit to gruzz mother or sum shit

[velvet geyser]

💀

[fiery burrow]

quit once I learned about gruz mother's milk

[last spoke]

That's gotta be the worst thing I've admitted to

[trim estuary]

The gruzzer milk is indeed a reason to quit

[fiery burrow]

[last spoke]

I was a low level game r when I first played hk

[velvet geyser]

I mean I shouldn't be to worried because were in vary good hands with slik songs development but its just a scary thought

[velvet geyser]

I deadass got a noise complaint fighting hornet 2

[last spoke]

I don't even care about being like in the magic of pharloom I jus wanna enjoy gameplay

[trim estuary]

Don’t check Wilbo’s twitter

[velvet geyser]

now I want to check there twitter 🤨

[last spoke]

They are twitter

[velvet geyser]

shit

[violet dune]

gimmw the link for wilbos twitter

[trim estuary]

Ok https://twitter.com/wilboooo

wilbop (@wilboooo)

woooooow, wow wow,

Followers

344

Tweets

248

Twitter

[viscid jetty]

Whos wilbo

What does he do

[fiery burrow]

darn

I am not getting an x account

[velvet geyser]

based

[fiery burrow]

That's my core principle in life

[outer temple]

Smea

[violet dune]

use nitter instead its a website thst lets you use it without account

[last spoke]

On cod

[fiery burrow]

woah cool

[languid linden]

Dev

[outer temple]

My quality of life just improved

[last spoke]

I'm wilbo

[viscid jetty]

That's william???

[violet dune]

WINDOWS?? HOUSE REFERENCE?????

[languid linden]

Yeah

[trim estuary]

NO

[viscid jetty]

😂

[velvet geyser]

from what I see its just a bunch of shitposting

[violet dune]

np

[trim estuary]

yeah his twitter is great

[violet dune]

🪟

[languid linden]

This is him

[fiery burrow]

no slikson :C

[trim estuary]

fordo no theyre gonna ping him

then we're all dead

[fiery burrow]

the red name didnt load and I thought he got graiged or something

[last spoke]

@therealteamcherry

[violet dune]

get pinged idiot

(i left ping off dont kill me)

[fiery burrow]

[last spoke]

Time for death

[violet dune]

REALLY?

[last spoke]

No it's time for Digimon

[trim estuary]

bagel no

[violet dune]

zip yes

[hollow terrace]

I been mentioned

[trim estuary]

🐌

[violet dune]

snoial

[atomic sparrow]

who's william pellen ?

[rustic ore]

Idk that dude with the arrow and the apple i think

[hollow terrace]

Holy shit green arrow

[charred surge]

Yo is the knight in #1157292809041215549 the Mari Lwyd?

[marsh ibex]

Yeah

[violet dune]

william pellen

[marsh ibex]

well

[true vine]

pilliam wellen

[fiery burrow]

illiam ellen

[lone crown]

I love the needle design in the Holloween 2023 art

[merry bridge]

hi gef, star, joker

[lone crown]

Im a sucker for weapons with some element of elegance or nature to it

[lime tundra]

I be silksongin

[merry bridge]

Man the halloween promt thing is cool but having 1 day to draw something is a still I dont have yet

a handful of them looks feasible

[fiery burrow]

oh remember that art prompt thing that happened earlier this year

what was it called I had a blast looking at #hk-art-gallery

[uncut citrus]

Today we are reviewing our 218th ss-discussion quote

[charred surge]

The Thing (1982)

[charred surge]

Wait a minute, reeve why are you phone

[fiery burrow]

why are you not phone huh?

[charred surge]

Because I am cringer

[fiery burrow]

yeah and also average (boring )

[smoky nebula]

Star you aren't phone either
I am also boring and not phone

[fiery burrow]

id sacrifice my cute pfp ;-;

[true vine]

this is good

[uncut citrus]

i did

[fiery burrow]

i cant give up the precious leaf

that's... not the right file

I meant to send this one

[shell yacht]

banned for elder abuse

[fiery burrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/1156701150523957339/speedkill.gif?ex=6515ed64&is=65149be4&hm=e5a962587eb9a8a2e8052e921be3fad35abc3dbc39998f2906757c22c12140b2&

[smoky nebula]

Was that an elder bug killing gif you blackhearted bastard

[shell yacht]

snack

cant wait to cook the fleas

[fiery burrow]

The caravan does boast a "bounty of flavourful food"

It's like what happens to the grubs but it isn't a happy ending they just straight up slaughter the fleas

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/nom-bite-gimme-i-want-grasshopper-gif-14423001

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/baki-baki-hanma-netflix-ogre-anime-gif-17317987594888449408

[shell yacht]

im just betting on a karmic option, return them to the caravan, or feed the huntress

[fiery burrow]

what does huntress offer in return for the snack

[charred surge]

Oh that would be actually kinda cool. Like I was mostly presuming the Huntress would just be Silksong’s Hunter, ie where you get the journal, but actually having side quests relating to collecting food or something for her would be neat, more involved than with the Hunter

[fiery burrow]

i wonder if she'll offer any grand hunt quests

[gray parcel]

Strongest man in the world can barely brake plastic wrap bro

[unkempt agate]

Wtf is this

[charred surge]

I don’t watch/read Baki but isn’t technically glass. That said I think it would still be relatively easy to break lol

[silver laurel]

Bait.

[shell yacht]

ok scenario, shes bout to have kids, but theres nothing to feed them around, or teach hunting, so each flea is a kid fed to her, then after theyre all fed she decides to eat you, bossfight

[unkempt agate]

Obviously

But still, she should've done more

[fiery burrow]

sis really pulled a midwife

[silver laurel]

me going to a flea market to buy fleas

[charred surge]

Should have sent her to the principal’s office and had her expelled

[merry bridge]

hi larry

[silver laurel]

Hi large flightless bird

[versed pollen]

Average redditor

[fiery burrow]

(to the morgue)

wait thats not grammatically correct

[silver laurel]

I think you mean papa John's

[fiery burrow]

what am I smokin that makes no sense

[violet dune]

🪞

[versed pollen]

NOOOOO

[silver laurel]

Wdym

[true vine]

should have demolished her room

[unkempt agate]

https://youtu.be/ki32wfWqMXc?si=3wPO_LHFoFM9mbiv
I hope all goes well

[silver laurel]

"Expelled to the morgue" makes enough sense

[violet dune]

I SEE THROUGH YOUR WALL OF LIES

[fiery burrow]

ohhh it does make sense

[silver laurel]

Make her sleep in a glass coffin

[unkempt agate]

https://youtu.be/h0-sl315b5Y?si=51aLAHXpvNop49B4

[silver laurel]

Suspended in the air

[fiery burrow]

force something to the morgue

[unkempt agate]

It did not go well

[true vine]

[violet dune]

Oreso

[silver laurel]

Weak. I eat oreos for all 3 meals of the day

I only eat oreos

[violet dune]

I KILL OREOS FOR BREAKFAST

[silver laurel]

I have grown stronger than any man

[prisma meteor]

ladies and germs why doesnt my hotel room have bowls for cereal :((

[violet dune]

GRAH

[silver laurel]

I will eat you

[versed pollen]

Cup

[unkempt agate]

I once ate a bag of cement
I was shitting bricks for weeks after

[silver laurel]

Because they hate you

[prisma meteor]

I'm not an animal

[violet dune]

The hotel hates you and you should sue them

[unkempt agate]

CEMENT PUNS

[silver laurel]

TOMATO SOUP

[unkempt agate]

THE SEQUEL

[violet dune]

NO

[silver laurel]

Do you even have concrete proof that this is occurring

[violet dune]

*insert image of concrete

[prisma meteor]

how am I supposed to play Mario kart without my yummy Coco puffs

[silver laurel]

fart

[violet dune]

mario fart

[silver laurel]

How am I supposed to play mario fart???

[violet dune]

how am i supposed to fart

[merry bridge]

[fiery burrow]

I feel bad for laughing at "AND EVERYONE ELSE IS WEARING REGULAR CLOTHES"

[prisma meteor]

proof that all women want to do is hurt people

[violet dune]

TRUE I WANNA PUNCH SOMEONE

[uncut citrus]

proof that all turtles also wants to kill people except they also want a princess

[weary estuary]

Proof that plumbers are incredible formula 1 drivers

[violet dune]

I should find a turtle

[prisma meteor]

it's not F1 silly billy it's kart

[violet dune]

Death sentence

[uncut citrus]

hold on i'll call the turtle

[prisma meteor]

he's a kooper

[uncut citrus]

that's a turtl

[prisma meteor]

I've only just got this game what do the stars mean

[merry bridge]

the less stars you have = the bigger skill issue in game

[prisma meteor]

yeah but how do I get more

[merry bridge]

idk

I havent played it it years

[marsh ibex]

Beat the cups

[prisma meteor]

also I only opened this game for the first time today but it has a bunch of trophies already in 100 and 50cc

[wary imp]

Majick