sk-discussion

[spare bone]

🫣

[wheat sail]

🏃

[quartz cave]

Wait

Youre not my mom im an ispawm

[wheat sail]

You're not an ispawm joe Bidens government lied to you

[quartz cave]

WHAT

[wheat sail]

Vote trump

[last spoke]

Vote mario

[quartz cave]

So are you literally oil?

[stoic sigil]

Vote me

[spare bone]

Vote Goku

[lilac nymph]

I accidentally went to void nest early through the ancient city… you can probably guess what happened when I encountered the void retainer

[last spoke]

he offered an egg

[wheat sail]

Im oil, corn and salt

[opaque sigil]

that's over years it's not because of the policy change

[last spoke]

In the trying times

[quartz cave]

Void nest? Ancient city? Void retainer? Wtf are you talking about

[lilac nymph]

I’m never funny tho

[sweet needle]

wait has silksong come out??

[last spoke]

Yes

[lilac nymph]

Was never funny ever and never will be

[sweet needle]

WHAT.

[quartz cave]

Those are from the dlc you liar

[sweet needle]

let me see hold the hell on

[quartz cave]

Uhm copycat??? Banned for impersonation????

[lilac nymph]

it isn’t

[atomic sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/868779414673031208/1147571695675244584/image0.gif

[lilac nymph]

[last spoke]

mhm go to discord instead of looking it up

[sweet needle]

well I looked it up after you said that

[wheat sail]

Nintendo switch 2 slated for march 2024, nintendo direct this week will have more details

[sweet needle]

I was just curious because you guys were yapping about random items that actually don’t exist

[last spoke]

silksong gun

[carmine island]

No

[last spoke]

silksong flaming lazer sword

[carmine island]

Silksong large pink rubber hammer

[last spoke]

🤪

[spare bone]

Silksong big sword with flames and lasers

[sweet needle]

bye

[carmine island]

Cya

[last spoke]

Goes hard

[shell yacht]

aw man

[fiery burrow]

have we seen more than 1 combat tool equipped at a time?

[spare bone]

[last spoke]

Flaming lazer sword dual wield

[spare bone]

Fr

[wheat sail]

In Isaac, all multiple items that affect your damage can be in effect at once

[last spoke]

In Digimon Cyber Sleuth

[fiery burrow]

enough about mid games I want to talk about silksong

[last spoke]

same thing

[true vine]

hey at least they'll be earning all that lost money back anyway

[wheat sail]

Silksong is below mid it doesn't even exist

[shell yacht]

[last spoke]

Zsilkdong so bad yo

[vale temple]

where's 2099 looking more realistic

[wheat sail]

Don't worry about him, he's obligated to type that since teak cherry is here

[last spoke]

where's team cherry tho

[shell yacht]

he fuckin died

[wheat sail]

Right here

[spare bone]

In my house doing the dishes

[last spoke]

Not cool man

Smh my head

[solid ether]

rip silksong 🙏 killed by unity

[last spoke]

Anyway

[fiery burrow]

If it's dangerous to friends can you bomb sherma?

[opaque sigil]

hopefully (I doubt it)

[zealous crown]

it would have been funny if before the vid ended it was just the low quality "AMONGU-"

[last spoke]

Hilarious

[fiery burrow]

you should be able to bomb NPCs which factors into your morality bar

[lilac nymph]

I’d assume it’s these guys

[last spoke]

Silksong silly ending

[fiery burrow]

Your morality bar affects your endings

[lilac nymph]

Anyways I’m going to bed

[fiery burrow]

gn

[last spoke]

Hi going to

[lilac nymph]

It’s not night I’m just taking a nap

[vale temple]

garm

[wheat sail]

Like real life

[fiery burrow]

oh

well good sleep

[spare bone]

Have a nice sleep

[last spoke]

BAD sleep

[fiery burrow]

MID SLEEP

[spare bone]

Bad time???????

[last spoke]

Too far man

No

[ripe cliff]

are we actually having silksong discussion in silksong discussion? no way

[spare bone]

😈

[spare bone]

Idk

[jagged socket]

will we ever have de silk that made a song

[last spoke]

shuddap

[spare bone]

🤸‍♀️
🦽🏌️

[last spoke]

Whart

[spare bone]

Literally me (I am the chair)

[wheat sail]

🤨

[last spoke]

Face with raised eyebrow

[spare bone]

Imma take a bath btw

Or I shouldn't bc I play HK?

[tender topaz]

Hey guys I have huge news, elderbug delivered this information to me personally with much dismay. OK here it is... Silksong had been CANCELED because of the Unity changes, or at least delayed until further notice until they can port the game to Godot. Elderbug passed away shortly after sharing this terrible news, it was just too much for his frail heart to handle 💔

[atomic sparrow]

who

[wheat sail]

What did unity actually change something

[spare bone]

Always knew that silksong does not exist

[fiery burrow]

ELDERBUG DIED

A soul for a soul

I see this as not a loss nor a win

[tender topaz]

Yes, it is simply an outcome of fate and destiny.

[unborn dome]

the fee will arrive in January

[last spoke]

Extreme violence

[fiery burrow]

noooo I was going to send that :C

[quartz cave]

L

[wheat sail]

What kind of fee.? When you sell games?

[fiery burrow]

Ismoil why are you so cruel

[quartz cave]

Downlad them

[fiery burrow]

You used to be nice but now you are just diet sof

[wheat sail]

Oh, just buy them

[true vine]

no, install

[last spoke]

🦜

[quartz cave]

Because last time someone sent "lol" and and i have never before achieved such level of funnyness

[wheat sail]

Download after buying

[tender topaz]

Now, if you can please excuse me... I must go express my grievances...

[last spoke]

Pirate

[true vine]

that means if you install the game, uninstall it, and install it again you'll be charging poor william and ari twice

[carmine island]

THREE GEO

[quartz cave]

Is that not what hes worth?

[last spoke]

Who wants to be a graigillionare

[quartz cave]

Unity

[fiery burrow]

he should take 3 geo away from you for an accurate depiction of his worth

[true vine]

(me)

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[true vine]

if you install a pirated version of the game they'll also be charged

[atomic sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/990717651342999623/1124377000476414093/sukuna-smile.gif

[true vine]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/3f4552bba0004e9aa3a7219e8b6c8a87/1f4a0e5984799efb-d8/s250x400/e77ce1f4f9f86f8a6f34c4a9465fdb674da302ce.gif

this must be how the redditors felt when reddit did a funny with their API

[craggy glen]

ruh roh

[wheat sail]

When they 'protested' by continuing to use the site

[last spoke]

Pfffff

[craggy glen]

common Reddit L

[craggy glen]

are there any AAA games made in Unity

[last spoke]

Silksong simulator

[wheat sail]

Angry birds

[craggy glen]

not on app stores anymore....

actually I am curious, how are they gonna retroactively apply this to all Unity games?

you telling me they've been able to track installs since day 1?

[wheat sail]

Ask unity not me

[high hedge]

Hearthstone is unity

[wheat sail]

This is why you should move to Godot as a dev

:)

Or simplyyyyy make your own engine

[fiery burrow]

this is why you dont make games

[high hedge]

Pokemon Go is Unity

[fiery burrow]

they are boring to make and suck

you just sit like a monkey all day typing letters on your computer

[wheat sail]

It's programming, like game dev

[last spoke]

Digimon Cyber Sleuth was the only good game

[high hedge]

What’s wrong with monkeys

[fiery burrow]

loathsome dirty banana munchers

[twin bough]

CHAT THEY GAVE ME THE SHITTY NEW DISCORD MOBILE LAYOUT HELP

[last spoke]

I love monkes

[fiery burrow]

my condolences

[unborn dome]

team cherry should see if they can switch to the source engine

[twin bough]

Oh what the fuck this actually sucks

[last spoke]

Switch to the cheese engine

[twin bough]

Is there like no way to revert it?

[high hedge]

What version were you on before

[last spoke]

very fast and can accelerate very good

[unborn dome]

✨

Tap and hold

[wheat sail]

Yippee

[twin bough]

It didnt do anything

[last spoke]

Yippee

[twin bough]

It says toggled on my screen but looks the same

[fiery burrow]

✨
Uninstall discord

[final vector]

Yep this whole Unity thing sucks

[wheat sail]

Use Godot

[craggy glen]

mind if I DM you?

[final vector]

Just the former EA CEO sinking his own company

[final vector]

Planning to

[unborn dome]

you on Apple or android?

[craggy glen]

actually I'll post it here

[twin bough]

Android

[craggy glen]

this should work for the time being

[unborn dome]

you should be able to download an older apk

[craggy glen]

for future-proofing I'd recommend using a client like Vendetta, I know a few ways of getting around the new UI (or tweaking it to make it more usable) while keeping the app up-to-date

[twin bough]

PHEW OK I TURNED IT OFF

[craggy glen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/826357091450748959.gif?size=48&name=catclap&quality=lossless

[twin bough]

They shouldnt just enable that shit without me opting in

I fucking hate change in general nevermind surprise change

[craggy glen]

silksong post to keep the conversation relevant to the channel topic https://tenor.com/view/silksong-now-drop-on-the-deck-and-flop-like-a-fish-flop-like-a-fish-deck-fish-gif-13068421675792593642

[prisma meteor]

I have to get a huge injection guys this sucks

[fleet temple]

Ok guys thoughts, are TC gonna roll with the unity change or are they gonna delay ss by another 5 years by switching engines?

[last spoke]

We don't gotta silksong in ss chat

[prisma meteor]

it's like a massive needle

[last spoke]

thinks about cheeses

[unborn dome]

iron deficiency?

[craggy glen]

you could also use the website on mobile, it's become a lot more usable

[plucky ingot]

It'll be closer to 10 years

[fiery burrow]

depends on how rich they are and if the change sticks

[last spoke]

They switch to Mario kart engines

[craggy glen]

I'd rather the delay

[hollow terrace]

They’re probably gonna bite the bullet and keep it on unity

[vale temple]

they're too far in development to switch now tbh

[craggy glen]

most likely yeah

[plucky ingot]

Imma make them bankrupt a few hours after silksong releases

[craggy glen]

):

[last spoke]

Is silksong

[hollow terrace]

The true colors of silksong fans

Hate to see it

[vale temple]

no silkers winners

[spare bone]

The true silksong is the friend we made in our journey

[charred surge]

Hello chat

[fiery burrow]

cringer

[craggy glen]

I mean given the unanimously negative reaction and the threat of losing millions of dollars of revenue to people moving to different engines now/in the future, I'd say it's likely they roll back on this

[spare bone]

That's the point

[fiery burrow]

what

[charred surge]

Goku is that you

[hollow terrace]

Like I know hk switch engines but like that was really early without the prospect of consoles ports

[craggy glen]

that + I'm pretty sure that Unity's pitch is illegal in some way

[spare bone]

Yes, and my team is Atlético Mineiro

[craggy glen]

someone call the EU

[charred surge]

I’ve already seen some talk about it in other servers so what’s the deal with Unity rn?

[opaque sigil]

what law is it breaking

[craggy glen]

idk, but there's probablt one

[fiery burrow]

every install of a unity game is 20 cents

[past plover]

Toss in the fact that they're partnered with a malware company, it would probably become a security risk

[fiery burrow]

this includes pirated copies and reinstalls

[hollow terrace]

The “please dont be mean to indie devs :(((((“ law

[full nexus]

guys pokemon dlc about to be ass cheaks in 14 min

[craggy glen]

(+ they're killing off the cheaper licensing options)

[hollow terrace]

Next to ceos and politicians law

[full nexus]

]cant wait to see the worst dlc of the year

[spare bone]

Team Cherry trying to release silksong be like:

[coarse leaf]

Wave 1 of the splatoon 3 dlc :

[full nexus]

imma cry if pokemon dlc is good i bought hollowkingt over it

[coarse leaf]

Had 0 content

[full nexus]

but we all know its gonna be ass

pokemon dlc has 10 new pokemon

for 30 bucks

[hollow terrace]

They took too long and now have pay to keep their game on unity, the price of success….

[formal karma]

More like chat predicts release

[full nexus]

for part 1 part 2 might have 10 more 🙂

[prisma meteor]

too much testosterone 😔

[coarse leaf]

Team cherry : suffering from success

[plucky ingot]

Or it could have 1 more

[vale temple]

does it not affect games existing before

[opaque sigil]

it does

[charred surge]

bruh

“Hey I know you already paid for this game and thus it’s now your property but we’ll be charging you more money away even though we probably make lots of money anyways from all the games that use unity teehee :3”

[spare bone]

Imagine the game is mid

[coarse leaf]

We should all burn our hornet plushies in a crop circle to spawn silksong

[wheat sail]

That's a pirating

[opaque sigil]

they're not charging you they're charging the devs

[coarse leaf]

I feel like it’s going to feel way different than hk

[spare bone]

I need one now

[subtle flint]

we should burn unity

[full nexus]

there is no hornet plush

[past plover]

Cool, why exactly? Outside of psychotic greed?

[full nexus]

ITS HRnt WE LOVE HRNT

[hollow terrace]

Guys…. It’s the independent devs that are greedy with their money… they’re taking away money from stakeholders and ceos :((((((…..

[opaque sigil]

shareholders

[full nexus]

hrnt my beloved

[fiery burrow]

i dislike hrnt

[coarse leaf]

They’re taking away Bethesda’s money

[spare bone]

It's a Black stick

[full nexus]

hrnt is my lord

[craggy glen]

thought y'all said hrt

[charred surge]

Oh, Still shitty tho because like when someone buys a game, the transaction’s done, there’s really no need for this

[fiery burrow]

HRT

[craggy glen]

HRT <3 https://tenor.com/view/powered-up-hornet-gif-19668324

[unkempt agate]

https://youtu.be/vvxmH-YRR5I?si=2TT_lBXOqbJtFj7V

[spare bone]

Guaraná

[fiery burrow]

Sof owns a blahaj?!?!

I regret all mean things said about you sof

[shell yacht]

oh thats sof?

[full nexus]

if i burn hrnt will it make pokemon dlc good

[wheat sail]

sof is doing an anime challenge

[crystal socket]

So how many copies did HK sell?

[fiery burrow]

millions

[shell yacht]

man i fr woulda removed pfp and nickname perms if i could yall too fucking confusing

[spare bone]

Some

[past plover]

Apparently the current ceo of unity was the ceo for EA, who was so shit at his job that they kicked him out

[fiery burrow]

do you know who I am

[unkempt agate]

WOWIE ZOWIE

[shell yacht]

purple

[fiery burrow]

ourple

[crystal socket]

Damn so they’d be looking at like 250k in unity sales tax?

[full nexus]

my mom said that after giving birth to me

[plucky ingot]

It is impossible to make good Pokémon dlc

[unkempt agate]

Glurple

[full nexus]

must burn the entire hrnt population then

[hollow terrace]

pretty sure it’s not retroactive

But now silksong though

[vale temple]

we literally talked about madoka yesterday who did you think that was

[spare bone]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE

[crystal socket]

No I mean for Silksong, assume it sells at least as much yeah

[opaque sigil]

it is

[unkempt agate]

I LOVE THE METRIC SYSTEM

[marsh ibex]

There’s no way they don’t change this

[wheat sail]

The Pokemon company can't make a good main line game if they stick to making one every 2 years but... hey we will keep buying them

[spare bone]

WE LOVE

[shell yacht]

some weeb

[opaque sigil]

eh companies can be obstinate if they think they'll have net positives

[unkempt agate]

COMMUNISM

[fiery burrow]

Ren jumpscare

[vale temple]

[marsh ibex]

Not if I turn them all into newts

[spare bone]

AYO WHAT???

[past plover]

They're going to get vaporized by activision

[coarse leaf]

The internet should bully them like we did Netflix

[vale temple]

yeah a random would out of nowhere ask you about madoka powder

[unkempt agate]

capitalism

[opaque sigil]

shitalism

[vale temple]

tammid

[fiery burrow]

shrue

[opaque sigil]

shitf

[fiery burrow]

tamcel

[unkempt agate]

did you hear

[opaque sigil]

starjak

[vale temple]

tammod

[unkempt agate]

about the gorilla

[fiery burrow]

nerdmo

[heady iron]

TC bouta go bankrupt selling silksong with unity's new policy

[opaque sigil]

Lpengu

[unkempt agate]

who escaped the zoo

[wheat sail]

Time to go jog and cry about unity stuff even though I'm not a game dev

[outer temple]

Hello chat

[spare bone]

I escaped 🙊

[wheat sail]

Pray for team cherry, I'm sending them prayers and kisses

[fiery burrow]

dummo

[full nexus]

unity should just charge like 60 bucks to use there program

[opaque sigil]

jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[high hedge]

Continue the joke!!

[trim estuary]

they charge 150/month for developers who have made 150k already wdym

[carmine island]

YO MUSTErWHITE

[high hedge]

How did the gorilla escape?

[unkempt agate]

no

[high hedge]

Gorilla beats you to death

[unkempt agate]

What gorilla?

[wheat sail]

Unity is free if you don't make enough revenue

[charred surge]

I’m pissed about this because now I have to be paranoid over whether any of the games I have are on unity and if I’m financially ruining devs just be downloading games I already own

[high hedge]

I am a very sneaky gorilla

[wheat sail]

😈

[quiet knot]

whats this Unity drama?

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-shower-angry-funny-gif-11861067

[opaque sigil]

even if they're on unity and unity doesn't roll it back you won't be actively causing significant harm unless you're repeatedly downloading it so just don't

[fiery burrow]

nunya

[quiet knot]

How did it just appear out of nowhere?

[wheat sail]

They just announced it recently I guess

[high hedge]

Yeah

[plucky ingot]

Everyone time a person downloads the game, the devs who made the game get charged

[fiery burrow]

man why is my pumpkin muffin so crumbly 😭

[high hedge]

Crumbly muffins are good

[charred surge]

Apparently unity is gonna charge devs like 20 cents for each download of a game made

[fiery burrow]

The wind touches it and it becomes unrecognizable

[quiet knot]

Thats so fucking stupid

Devs like TC are gonna have to pay thousands

[plucky ingot]

So deleting and reinstalling a game will charge the devs of the game

[unkempt agate]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hollow-knight-silksong-the-game-awards-hollow-knight-silksong-news-gif-23960447

[quiet knot]

Thats so unfair, they're probably gonna have to bump the price up too

[fiery burrow]

and pirating it

[hollow terrace]

Even then one install and 4 reinstalls is now costing devs one dollar is so fuck

[prisma meteor]

I have now gotten my injection and it fucking hurt 😳🤯🤯🤯

[plucky ingot]

That too

[fiery burrow]

sorry about that

[quiet knot]

Signalis is made in unity 😭

[charred surge]

What vaccine did you get

[trim estuary]

lethal injection????

[lone crown]

What kind of timeline are we in where companies constantly make bad decisions over greed

[hollow terrace]

Capitalism

[high hedge]

If only there was a way to do nonlethal injections 😔

[lone crown]

It just happens so much more frequently

[high hedge]

You don’t hear about the good decisions

[quiet knot]

Game devs are either gonna protest or straight up move engines

[silver oak]

20 cents for every download feels insane

[high hedge]

Bad news spreads more easily

[flat remnant]

If i had a nickel for every 2010s popular cartoon network show with a blue leadajd his animal best friend, and the lead starts off with a reddish love interest that doesn't work out, then another elemental emotional love interest that also ends because the lead fucked up, and by the end of the series the lead ends with neither love interest, I'd have two nickels

[lone crown]

Untrue I hear a few the good news but yeah bad news does spread much quicker

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-injection-meme-funny-dentist-heart-hands-gif-25318481

[lone crown]

Cause people loving bandwagoning

[wheat sail]

I'm sorry that happened to you, or I am happy that happened to you

[high hedge]

Think about all the good news you aren’t hearing about

[silver oak]

HK probably sold will over 5 million copies. If that policy was in place they would have had to pay Unity a MILLION DOLLARS

[opaque sigil]

in this case it is a consequence of how society is structured not a "oh this isn't really a bad system people just hyperfocus on the bad"

[carmine island]

I would be lethally injected

[opaque sigil]

capitalism is structured in such a way to prioritize the interests of shareholders over everybody else

[carmine island]

Goddamnit autocorrect

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tldr-gif-25251690

[opaque sigil]

if anything this is an incredibly tame example of it leading to shitty conduct

[hollow terrace]

Well bad news travel faster because it currently involves folks losing their jobs

[wheat sail]

At least you can make your own game engine

Not that it's easy but 🤷‍♀️

[lone crown]

That’s not my fault though, the good shit is barely covered online

Compared to the bad

[high hedge]

True

[charred surge]

Is Silksong also gonna be on unity? I can’t quite remember if they’re still gonna be on it or if they were moving to a new engine

[opaque sigil]

it is

[lone crown]

Still unity

[fiery burrow]

leth posted a blog post that they are switching to unreal engine and it's now a 3d hyper realistic shooter

[wheat sail]

Donate team cherry ten cents when you download it :)

[charred surge]

Y’know this unity install fee is probably gonna jack up the prices of a lot of games so that devs can still get some meaningful profit so this policy will have industry-wide consequences

[unkempt agate]

I hope silksongs ost sounds like this https://youtu.be/OihbIgXBsMU?si=AmOO-7JgNCoAZERa

[hollow terrace]

He knew all along

[charred surge]

Link plox??#?

[fiery burrow]

plox???

[wheat sail]

Google

[unkempt agate]

plox

[opaque sigil]

eh it depends, I don't know how many times the average buyer downloads a game but I can't imagine it being too high, like even if we say it's 10 that's only adding two dollars to each purchase

[lone crown]

“Only”

[prisma meteor]

it was not a vaccine it was puberty blockers

[opaque sigil]

it's very much an increase but it's not an absurdly high one

[lone crown]

My guy that adds up to lots

[prisma meteor]

the needle was as wide as a sewing needle it hurt really bad

[high hedge]

It’ll sound like this actually https://youtu.be/9gzODjzm1b4?si=jWRdfdGj_RGBo1yw

[opaque sigil]

I wouldn't mind if devs offset that expense tbh (especially indie devs)

[fiery burrow]

It actually sounds like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRs58D34OLY

[high hedge]

Fake

[lone crown]

And HK wouldn’t even be the only one affected (duh), Unity knew they’d make millions from every popular Unity game

[hollow terrace]

So called indie supporters bragging about how cheap their games compared to those greedy expensive triple a games when they see all indie games go up to 50 bucks

[lone crown]

20 cents a download doesn’t sound like much but it’s a detriment to the devs

[opaque sigil]

it is

[full nexus]

i dont like it

[high hedge]

Pokemon Go and Hearthstone run unity

[full nexus]

unpopular opinion

[fiery burrow]

i dont like you

[opaque sigil]

I'm saying devs could just bump their prices to account for it if they have to

[charred surge]

I mean it’s also gonna be multiplied by god-knows how many players on unity games, even if a person installs only once it’s gonna add up real quick the more copies a game sells.

I’m only personally paranoid cause I’m looking to get a new computer, so once I do that I’ll probably have reinstall a bunch of games, which, granted not all of them unity but it would include games like hk so that sucks

[fiery burrow]

or tammo

[wheat sail]

The jobless in shambles

[unkempt agate]

No, it'll sound like this https://youtu.be/8RAYlykjQrw?si=hrFmiLs9Q7UmazqL

[lone crown]

Better idea, not incorporate such a shitty practice
Likely wont happen anytime soon though cause money

[charred surge]

Oh so it was a puberty vaccine got it 👍

[opaque sigil]

it wouldn't add up, did you understand what I was saying? they could increase the price by that much to avoid taking the hit

[prisma meteor]

they gave me a bandaid to cover the hole and I bled through it in 30 seconds 😔

[prisma meteor]

well I still do puberty but not the specific type they blocked

[high hedge]

But it’d add up

[opaque sigil]

the unity policy change would certainly be bad (and very much disincentivize a lot of people from using unity, especially if they want to do something like game pass) but it wouldn't be impossible for devs to work around just very unpleasant

[wheat sail]

And there are alternatives

[charred surge]

Well, yeah, that’s what I said earlier? The price of a bunch of unity games will rise as a result of this policy which is annoying for consumers as well as devs

[lone crown]

It does say “up to” 20 cents so it could be lesser depending on dev team size

[opaque sigil]

yes which is why only games currently being developed in unity would even consider that

[opaque sigil]

it's less if you have upgraded versions of unity, it's independent of dev team size

[opal dew]

this is why we only use good game engines we stan the creation engine

[prisma meteor]

hi ginggor!!!!

[opal dew]

hiiiiiiii rostie

[lone crown]

Devs bypassing the 20 cent rule by charging the consumer an extra 20 cents for purchases

[fiery burrow]

I ain't ever doing puberty blockers then tbh

[charred surge]

Praying that their fee will only be 0.000000001 cents inshallah 🙏

[lone crown]

Inshallah

[prisma meteor]

nah it's fine you only have to do it once every 3 months and it only hurts for a few seconds

[wheat sail]

An extra 20 cents on games barely matters

[opaque sigil]

this is why it's up to 20 cents

[opal dew]

i believe puberty blockers can also be pils

[wheat sail]

Though if there is a price increase it probably would be more than 20 cents

[prisma meteor]

I just got my puberty blockers injection it hurt can you give me a hug

[fiery burrow]

I'm squeamish though

[opal dew]

ok

[wheat sail]

When needles go into me I go 🗿

[opaque sigil]

to make things even out it would have to be 20 cents times the average number of times a buyer installs a game, idk what that number is but it's probably not one

[hollow terrace]

In conclusion…. Please dont recommend new indies and gatekeep your indies from mainstream fame

[wheat sail]

The average person probably not more than 5 times is 1$

[opaque sigil]

yeah I used 10 as a super high estimate

[prisma meteor]

YIPEE!

[wheat sail]

Also people would have to keep using their bandwidth on downloading games if they wanted to harm devs

[opal dew]

im gonna gatekeep this new indie game i just found out about pretty nieche you probably havent heard of it
celeste anyone

[fiery burrow]

I eat strawberries

[wheat sail]

And it seems each install is cheaper if there are lots of installs

[prisma meteor]

will you gatekeep me or can I be a fan of Celeste

[opaque sigil]

only if you have the unity pro stuff which indie devs generally don't use

[wheat sail]

They obviously calculated that this would make some devs buy unity pro so that's probably why

[opal dew]

no one can apart from me and my friend simon

[opaque sigil]

maybe, it's pretty expensive but could push the needle for some people

[remote ibex]

I am a fan of celeste

[crystal socket]

Yeah wait wouldn’t they have to add only like a dollar to the game price to make up for it?

[wheat sail]

And it's worth negative PR and some people not willing to move from unity

[full nexus]

what a piece of shit move

[opaque sigil]

well probably needing to add more than a dollar because they would also have to account for the install costs from people who pirate

[fiery burrow]

when did deadclover get so based?!

[opaque sigil]

in reality it's not the average number of times a buyer installs it because pirated installs also allegedly would count towards it

[opal dew]

no IM a fan of celeste

[fiery burrow]

nuh uh that's me

[remote ibex]

I'm the only fan of celeste

[twin bough]

THERE MUST ONLY BE ONE

[opal dew]

there can only be one

[twin bough]

ALL FIGHT TO THE DEATH, NOW!

[opal dew]

i challenge you to a duel

[wheat sail]

Bankrupt Celeste devs to force them to make Celeste 2

[remote ibex]

I accept

[full nexus]

guys need defence is pokemon games bad (modern

[opaque sigil]

all pokemon games are kinda bad

[wheat sail]

Not bad, but worse than they used to be

[prisma meteor]

they are already making Celeste 2: the metroidvania

[opaque sigil]

pokemon is a pretty weak franchise overall in terms of gameplay

[remote ibex]

Celeste 2 is gonna be a roguelike

[opal dew]

oh shit is it an indie metroidvania with souls like elements?????????????????????? is it a metaphor for deppression???????? is it quirky???????

[prisma meteor]

no dummies they literally announced a metroidvania

[fiery burrow]

oh yeah how is the new game going, any news?

[prisma meteor]

I don't know

[fiery burrow]

is the mc queer????????

[full nexus]

thats cool actualy

[opal dew]

just made me think of mc ride

[prisma meteor]

disgusting

[remote ibex]

I thought it was just made by the same developers not actually a celeste 2

[fiery burrow]

what

[wheat sail]

Like sure you can argue the gameplay is the same as it always has been, but then now they also cheap out on the other elements of the game like polish and graphics

[prisma meteor]

no it's not but I was doing what we call a joke

[remote ibex]

Ok but what if we actually pinged mods for this

[remote ibex]

I hate jokes

[wheat sail]

They switched to 3d mainly so they could reuse sprites, and reduced game development time to 2 years from 6

[remote ibex]

True

[opaque sigil]

they reused sprites in 2d too

[prisma meteor]

cowardly

[opal dew]

what actually is the celeste devs new game

[fiery burrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32yYYYxupAQ

[prisma meteor]

earthblade I think is what it's called

[opal dew]

thank

[opaque sigil]

they were always going to reuse sprites whenever possible and that's not even a bad practice it just cuts down on redundancy

[prisma meteor]

yeah I was right

[hollow terrace]

Wow earthbound…..

[remote ibex]

Is there a release date yet?

[coarse leaf]

Every Nintendo franchise has gotten their Mario oddesy except for donkey Kong

[wheat sail]

Really? I remember playing them and pokemon from each game had different poses

[opal dew]

looks cool af

[last spoke]

Pokemon Odyssey

[wheat sail]

And bw2 had the moving 2d battle sprites

[prisma meteor]

I don't think so its just got a vague 2024 release

[coarse leaf]

Botw
Legends arceus
Pikmin 4
Kirby and forgor land

[opaque sigil]

fe3h kind of is in a weird way but it's also shit

[craggy glen]

what about Face Raiders

[last spoke]

I miss

[wheat sail]

Mario 3-on-3

[last spoke]

Mario Batman vs Superman

[atomic sparrow]

kirby's forgor land

[last spoke]

epis cause

[opal dew]

if you think about it napoleon was kinda not a nice guy

[last spoke]

Wow

[crystal socket]

Well anyway they could add anywhere from 5-10 to the price and it really shouldn’t be a big deal for this game specifically. Long run of course it’s dumb af but HK was worth at least 30.

[spare bone]

Who

[last spoke]

Maybe I'm using it too much

[remote ibex]

[opaque sigil]

that ss could probably power through it doesn't change that it's a bad thing, and if they increase price in any significant way to account for the unity policy change they risk losing sales (and potentially more piracy, meaning exacerbating the expense from the unity policy change)

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cares-metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-cares-jetstream-sam-jetstream-sam-cares-gif-25395907

[last spoke]

yeaheh

rave mossie

[craggy glen]

the problem stemmed from them re-using assets after claiming they were remaking them

[crystal socket]

If $5 breaks the deal on people wanting to buy the game, then clearly people have problems

[burnt topaz]

that pin is incredible in the car crash kind of way

[opaque sigil]

I don't think the relationship between a game's price and the likelihood of people (especially people who haven't played HK) needs to be explained in any more detail than I already have

[opal dew]

no way graig actually voiced sly

thats wacky

[twin bough]

I voiced myself

[spare bone]

Bro me too

[opal dew]

i always voice myself

[wheat sail]

I mean I put mouth where my money is, haven't played since x/y since I don't like the 3d style

[atomic sparrow]

huh ? y'all out there voiceing yourselves ? I have to pay for a pro to do it smh

[flat remnant]

Hi again chat

[wary imp]

Hallo

[wheat sail]

Hi cat with a scarf

[spare bone]

hi

[burnt topaz]

how much is it per word

[last spoke]

Hellool

[opal dew]

hi cat

[opaque sigil]

is that supposed to make your claims about the games' quality stronger

[twin bough]

I get $12 per letter i say

[atomic sparrow]

eh about a 0.1 of a cent

[opal dew]

no way youll see gingots as gingots in breaking bad 2

[last spoke]

I get a graigillion dollars per letter

[wheat sail]

No, just saying I'm not one of those people who whine about it but keep buying it

[twin bough]

Breaking bad, the animated series

[burnt topaz]

kirb has integrity

[flat remnant]

Breaking bad the family guy-type show

[twin bough]

Its a show aimed at preschool children which educates them on science

[last spoke]

Kirb is truth and justice

[opal dew]

im playing jesse pinkwoman

original cahracter do not steal

[last spoke]

I'm playing rock

[opal dew]

cause amc can legally sue you if you do

[heady iron]

Jessie

[last spoke]

I'm playing methamphetamine

[twin bough]

Jesse we need to count

[spare bone]

I am playing kissinghomiesinnight

[burnt topaz]

gn 🛌

[last spoke]

It's feeling like a "who" gif

[wheat sail]

G

[trail zodiac]

yo guys silksong's gonna get delayed again cause of unity

[spare bone]

Gn

[wheat sail]

N

[trail zodiac]

unity is gonna charge per install

[last spoke]

Who gif that guy

[spare bone]

Idk

[twin bough]

Gn

[last spoke]

BAD night

[wheat sail]

Okay night

[opal dew]

this shit unreal the way unity is now divided

[spare bone]

Compreensible Night

[trail zodiac]

team cherry will be charged 280k for hollow knight at minimum

[last spoke]

Absolutely preposterous

[flat remnant]

I came in just as the only cool person in chat left

[wheat sail]

But made 200 million

[flat remnant]

Wait nvm gingots is cool

[opal dew]

me reinstalling and uninstalling hollow night constantly in order to bankrupt team cherry

[last spoke]

damn I thought I was coooil

[opal dew]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[wheat sail]

I say hello to you everytime 🙄

[last spoke]

Creature

[spare bone]

Chat, you guys can do math?

[opal dew]

no i failed my maths exam 💀

[heady iron]

2

[manic latch]

define math

[twin bough]

Ouch

[flat remnant]

I'm falling behind on my own math things

[wheat sail]

Define define

[flat remnant]

Alf how cool are you

[heady iron]

I'm eating chicken tendies guys

[manic latch]

how can i define define if I don't know the definition of define

[last spoke]

Define definition

[wheat sail]

But you're telling someone to define math

[spare bone]

science that studies, through a deductive method, abstract objects (numbers, figures, functions) and the relationships between them.

[wheat sail]

So you should know what define means

[twin bough]

I rode a t-rex into battle last week with sunglasses and full medievil armour

[heady iron]

Lame

[last spoke]

I use medieval armor personally

[wheat sail]

I ate some fried chicken with no soda

[twin bough]

No mine was evil

[last spoke]

Oh that's cooler

[flat remnant]

How do i know this isn't a LIE

[last spoke]

On cod

[manic latch]

I meant like what type of math

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/where-is-my-drink-spongebob-squarepants-sad-disappointed-no-drink-gif-16243160

[last spoke]

Jalapeñguin

[spare bone]

Math

[full nexus]

china

[manic latch]

no

[twin bough]

I was there as a witness

[pastel whale]

Cheddar

[last spoke]

Isn't it nap time for you Australia man

[flat remnant]

Hmm

[pastel whale]

It's 10:40am

[last spoke]

Nap time tbh

[opal dew]

i have an australian friend shes awesome

[last spoke]

what did you eat for breakfast

[pastel whale]

I don't eat breakfast

[last spoke]

Whynaut

[opal dew]

you should eat breakfast NOW

[wheat sail]

My diet doctor kelp

[spare bone]

Imagine being bad in math 😂

[pastel whale]

I'm going to a family lunch thing

[last spoke]

hi

[pastel whale]

No

[last spoke]

going to a family lunch thing

[wheat sail]

Hi

[pastel whale]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[wheat sail]

Can I come

[pastel whale]

Sure

[last spoke]

You are really one of the best penguin

[twin bough]

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

[last spoke]

which is why I will go to Australia and personallly free you

[pastel whale]

Woo

Set me free

[last spoke]

Penguins vs emus

[wheat sail]

Australia is a prison

[last spoke]

I'm taking emus

[opal dew]

penguin how does this make you feel

[spare bone]

I remembered club penguin

[pastel whale]

Where is my country

Give it back

[flat remnant]

South africa

[wheat sail]

It sanj

[twin bough]

Your 'country'

[last spoke]

He owns it

[spare bone]

Bro just got eliminated from world map

[twin bough]

This map proves it doesnt exist

[last spoke]

What doesn't exist

[flat remnant]

You lost your cool priveleges

[last spoke]

looks normal to me

[pastel whale]

I exist im real

[last spoke]

Hi

[opal dew]

if you need more proof

[twin bough]

I have 57 other people that would say otherwise

[pastel whale]

I didn't say im

You fail

[twin bough]

Sureeeeee

[pastel whale]

Wait

[opal dew]

or what about this one theres undeniable proof

[spare bone]

Tell me the name of 5 countries of America now.

[last spoke]

America don't got countries silly

[spare bone]

Surprise test

[opal dew]

america got STATES

[pastel whale]

Mexico, USA, canada

[opal dew]

if ur talking about the country

[charred surge]

Damn bitches really moved Hawaii smh

[last spoke]

Canada should become north America

[twin bough]

Switzerland, china, nepal, madagascar and texas

[last spoke]

At least he got the best country ever

[spare bone]

I am not

[opal dew]

which america then north or south

[last spoke]

Bro talking about the city of America

[pastel whale]

America is not the USA

[spare bone]

Whole America

[high hedge]

There are more than 5 countries in the americas…

[opal dew]

just any 5 countries from the americas?

[spare bone]

North, central and south

[last spoke]

So the Americas

[opal dew]

uhhh canada mexico argentina brazil chile there u go

[high hedge]

None of those were real

[spare bone]

Passed the test

[fiery burrow]

any cool people in chat

[pastel whale]

No

[last spoke]

Me me me me

[opal dew]

hi :3

[wheat sail]

Chile is in Brazil not America

[spare bone]

🤫

[manic latch]

it's MY america 🦅 🇺🇸 💥

[fiery burrow]

yeah actually

[spare bone]

✋🤓

[last spoke]

America vs Canada

[charred surge]

Guatemala, Guatemala, Guatemala, Guatemala, and finally San Bernardino

[high hedge]

Real

[fiery burrow]

Everyone here is cool, Tammo and sof aren't here

[pastel whale]

Bald eagle is lame

[twin bough]

HI

[last spoke]

Nuh uh

[smoky nebula]

What was penguin's country

[spare bone]

Nice

[quick sluice]

Most Americans think that Africa is a country

[pastel whale]

Aus

[charred surge]

Antarctica

[wheat sail]

Austria

[pastel whale]

NO

[flat remnant]

I think it's insane how I've reached 7 or 8ish adventure time episodes in a row with actual continuity

[smoky nebula]

Oh my discord was being weird and wasn't showing the right half of pictures

[spare bone]

Antarctica is a country or a continent?

[fiery burrow]

Asia is my favorite country I would love to go there someday

[manic latch]

Someone I know once thought that Paris was a state and that Italy is a city in France

[fiery burrow]

true

[last spoke]

I used to think that when I was youngin

[pastel whale]

Antarctica is continent

[smoky nebula]

Asia isn't a country
It's a state on the country of afroeurasia

[last spoke]

You're a continent

[charred surge]

False, I’m American and I knew there are at least three African countries : Namibia, Malawi, and Tennessee /s

[spare bone]

US people ☕

[last spoke]

Fuck you

🐴

[spare bone]

Calm down I know there are inteligent people

[pastel whale]

I'm intelligent

[smoky nebula]

At some point I thought this was a lie but then my tenth grade US history class proved me wrong

[quick sluice]

And I thought than when I was younger I was the worst human on Earth at geography

[last spoke]

who even cares about the rest of the earth fr

[wheat sail]

Europeans if america stopped funding it's military ☠️

[charred surge]

And to anyone who doubts Tennessee is in Africa, explain this : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memphis,_Tennessee
(It even has a pyramid smh)

[quick sluice]

My favourite country is Earth

[manic latch]

bass pro shops my beloved

[last spoke]

Im not in Europe so why would I care about it's countries 🙄

[pastel whale]

Mines Uranus

[spare bone]

My one is Saturn

[last spoke]

mine is earth

[quick sluice]

[last spoke]

it's valid

[pastel whale]

MVEMJSUNP

[wheat sail]

Americans don't know geigraphy MFS when you ask them to name the states of america

[twin bough]

My favourite country has gotta be london

[quick sluice]

Name 10 states

[last spoke]

I don't live in 10 states goofy

🙄🙄🙄

[manic latch]

texas (it counts as 10)

[spare bone]

You all know what Africa is right?

[smoky nebula]

By this logic you only need to know the state/province you live in

[last spoke]

nah it's a planet

[pastel whale]

Solid, liquid, gas, of play, ummmm

[charred surge]

Alright, time to break this out again https://www.seterra.com

[quick sluice]

You really like that emoji huh

[opal dew]

Most geography knowledgeable americoid

[wheat sail]

Africa is a country ruled by the African people

[last spoke]

No I prefer mind blown emoji

[quick sluice]

Forgot about that website

[smoky nebula]

Yes
Kinda hard not to while both of my parents are from a country on its west coast

[twin bough]

Texas, manchester, africa, egypt, nepal, india, ireland, old mexico, austrailia, bulgaria

[last spoke]

Australia is in asia

[wheat sail]

Manchester United

[smoky nebula]

Alfie there are literally Australian states

[quick sluice]

Correct!

[last spoke]

get it right

[opal dew]

Fuck Manchester

[wheat sail]

Australia is ruled by china

[twin bough]

I know

[spare bone]

India is a planet, dumb

[smoky nebula]

Name them

[quick sluice]

Always has been

[pastel whale]

I know the Aussie states

[last spoke]

🍪

[smoky nebula]

You're an Aussie penguin

[quick sluice]

I do know every country in Europe

[wheat sail]

There is Melbourne, New Melbourne, and Sydney Crosby

[pastel whale]

Yes

[twin bough]

Honestly im too hyped for ahsoka so atp new south wales is all i can name

[smoky nebula]

I can make new south wales only

[manic latch]

everything is ruled by china (the goverment is lying to you )

[last spoke]

Imagine wasting brain capacity on memorization like jus look ts up 🥱

[charred surge]

Actually, India is a restaurant I went to one time where they had a chicken tikka masala

[twin bough]

I can name around 40 us states

[spare bone]

Like Japan?

[last spoke]

there's like 60

[smoky nebula]

Practicing my clarinet rn so I won't watch the episode for a while

[quick sluice]

I didn't memorize it

[wheat sail]

New York, new York city, new York fries

[smoky nebula]

But why

[twin bough]

Im not from the us so i have no reason to know them all

[last spoke]

exactly

[twin bough]

Its not like they are countries

[pastel whale]

Nsw, Queensland, Victoria, Tasmania, Western Australia, South Australia, Canberra, Northern Territory

[charred surge]

Japan is an animation studio smh get your facts right 🙄

[wheat sail]

But each state is bigger than many countries

[last spoke]

Tejas

[quick sluice]

Never heard of Canberra

[smoky nebula]

There's no reason to know some of them honestly
Like when does west Virginia ever show up in the news

[twin bough]

Even so they are still all part of the usa

Which is a country

[quick sluice]

Not many are bigger than Spain
Which is a medium sized country

[pastel whale]

It's Australia's capital

[spare bone]

Anyway I love where I live

[last spoke]

I thought Australias capital was Australia city

[smoky nebula]

Yeah but it's kinda like an American knowing all the British provinces

[spare bone]

Sometimes I hate

[quick sluice]

That makes me feel stupid

[manic latch]

bbut it has the country roads 🥺

[twin bough]

Do you know all of them?

[smoky nebula]

It does‽

[spare bone]

Do the L

[last spoke]

To the place

[smoky nebula]

No
I'm not British, I just sound British

[quick sluice]

British provinces are more complicated to know than states

[wheat sail]

Just saying it's a similar undertaking to know the US states compared to knowing most European countries

[last spoke]

where I belong

[twin bough]

Exactly

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/country-roads-playing-guitar-the-office-gif-15413103

[quick sluice]

And they don't matter as much as states so

[spare bone]

Where are you guys from?

[twin bough]

England

[last spoke]

Texas

[quick sluice]

S Pain

[wheat sail]

You can travel from one state to another in the distance it takes to travel multiple European countries

[pastel whale]

I'm sorry

[last spoke]

Hi

sorry

[pastel whale]

I hate you

[spare bone]

I am from the football

[last spoke]

America

[manic latch]

brazil

[hollow terrace]

Chat any day now Team Cherry will make a blogpost about the unity changes

[manic latch]

or argentina

[last spoke]

🏈

[wheat sail]

And those videos where they ask random people off the street, they upload the worst responses as it wouldn't be as entertaining and they probably got ignored for most of them

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/koth-king-of-the-hill-hank-hank-hill-tell-you-what-gif-22194602

[spare bone]

Correct

[hollow terrace]

Like the Nintendo metadata stuff too

[last spoke]

Blabablbabala soccer

but only in the usa

If I was somewhere outside of it I'd say football

[pastel whale]

What about Aussie football

[twin bough]

I dont care which one is soccer and which one is football they both suck

[quick sluice]

Ik
Though Crossing the USA from left to right covers more or less the same distance as crossing Europe from side to side

[last spoke]

Terrible take

[wheat sail]

Team cherry is delaying the game so they can markup their prices by 60%

[spare bone]

Best sport bro.

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/screamers-afl-footy-jeremy-howe-aussie-rules-gif-5749294

[last spoke]

That's fire

[twin bough]

[quick sluice]

Truest statement ever

[last spoke]

Soccer<football

[wheat sail]

And say "it's because of the unity policy"

[twin bough]

Not a high bar though is it?

[last spoke]

It is

Best sport in the word

[spare bone]

Fut>

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/freedoms-internally-freedom-freedoms-eagle-america-gif-23711012

[wheat sail]

Soccer fans when they slowly maneuver the ball around for 90+ minutes for 2 goals

[last spoke]

Soccer is fun but

[spare bone]

Fr

[quick sluice]

Soccer and Football < Chess

[last spoke]

soccer is number 2

[pastel whale]

Cricket

[twin bough]

TRUEEEEE

[last spoke]

Cricket is so mid oml

[spare bone]

Where is chess update huh?

[pastel whale]

I don't like cricket

[twin bough]

I dont like sports in general

[last spoke]

It's like if baseball was midder

[wheat sail]

Floor hockey more fun

[quick sluice]

Where is soccer update huh?

[last spoke]

Hockey is only good cuz of fights

[flat remnant]

Ice king you asshole 🥲

[wheat sail]

True

[last spoke]

soccer is actually fun tho

[quick sluice]

Yeah it's pretty cool

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/badminton-cupu-olahraga-hatihati-nerd-gif-7545863

[wheat sail]

Refs let the players fight

[last spoke]

Chess is just zzzzz

Great idea tbh

[high hedge]

He’s not in his right mind😔

[quick sluice]

Proof

[spare bone]

Update: when its a penalty, goalkeeper must not provocate the player

[last spoke]

I'm snoring

[wheat sail]

Meanwhile in soccer "he touched me please give him a yellow card 🥹 "

[last spoke]

Basketball

[quick sluice]

That's common sense

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-chess-sleepy-boring-bored-gif-20126886

[spare bone]

This update came out after the World Cup of 2022 bc of Argentina goalkeeper

[manic latch]

I like watching basketball because people like actually score

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/football-video-game-fifa-kiss-gif-7863691

[last spoke]

Fr

and it's not mid af

[spare bone]

Goalkeeper can't do dances, point at something or whatever more

[wheat sail]

Like hockey, but I have bad eyes so I can hardly see the puck

[flat remnant]

He stayed in their house for months, unleashed the demon from the demon sword which is now broken and jake is kidnapped
"Oh the ice kingdom's been rebuilt for weeks"
How is that not right of mind he was aware 😭

[last spoke]

I like most sport

[pastel whale]

https://tenor.com/view/soccer-headshot-slowmo-the-slow-mo-guys-hit-gif-7354800

[quick sluice]

Watching chess tournaments can sometimes be boring
But playing chess yourself isn't boring at all

[last spoke]

Ehhhhhhhhh

[high hedge]

He’s gone a lil silly

[spare bone]

Chess lore>

[manic latch]

I figured that chess could be interesting if you were good at it but anywhere below that it's pretty mid

[quick sluice]

A little bit too much

[pastel whale]

Call the silly police

[last spoke]

chess is just like it's fine to like but I'd never watch it over any other sport

[spare bone]

I will sleep now btw good Night

[last spoke]

Good night cool fella

[pastel whale]

Night

[manic latch]

buenas noches

[quick sluice]

Have you ever tried playing chess with your friends while talking to them and also laughing at them because you're winning

[last spoke]

Have you ever dominated in soccer

[pastel whale]

That sounds mean

[last spoke]

I'm just too good at it

[wheat sail]

I'd watch blitz chess over soccer

[manic latch]

the last time I played a game of chess it was against my friend who beat me in 3 moves

[quick sluice]

Adiós persona con una foto de perfil la cual es una mano

[flat remnant]

Jake is depressed :(

[last spoke]

Chess will not make you more in shape smh

[quick sluice]

There's a reason why that way of losing is called "fool's mate"

[wheat sail]

It makes your mind in shape

[quartz cave]

No spesking french here!!!!

[quick sluice]

True

[quick sluice]

It's Spanish lol
I'm sorry. I'll stop

[quartz cave]

Uhm im pretty sure its italian

[pastel whale]

There is only one language and it's Australian

[high hedge]

Italian is like spanish if you added french seasoning

[quick sluice]

I'm Spanish and I perfectly know that that was Spanish

[wheat sail]

Australianic

[flat remnant]

not his little buddy 😭

[quartz cave]

Wrong??? Its portuguese

[carmine island]

What

[last spoke]

I thought it was mandarin

[quick sluice]

Wait what

[pastel whale]

It's Mexican

[quartz cave]

As i said, you were speaking german

[quick sluice]

Italian is like Spanish but you like pizza

[last spoke]

Oh ok

[flat remnant]

Torna ismoil is messing with you we all know you speak fluent braille

[high hedge]

Spaniards known for hating pizza

[quartz cave]

We do NOT allow speaking korean here so please stop talking dutch

[pastel whale]

Wtf

[wheat sail]

Shut up ishmoil meg

[last spoke]

English please

[carmine island]

Be nice >:(

[quick sluice]

Oh ok sorry I'm having a lot of delusions today

[last spoke]

hi

you've finally

[quick sluice]

Wait what

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/laotian-gif-13278885

[quartz cave]

So yeah dont speak finnish again

[quick sluice]

I'm having a stroke

[modest night]

Chat it's my birthday

[graceful beacon]

never finish a sentence in finnish

[quartz cave]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lusty horizon]

aye

[quartz cave]

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE 💜💜

[wheat sail]

Happy birthday

[lusty horizon]

happy birthday Sonia <3

[modest night]

Ty guys ❤️❤️

[quartz cave]

[lusty horizon]

We're september buddies huh

[quick sluice]

Happy birthday random person : )

[lusty horizon]

good to know

[modest night]

Ty random person

[wheat sail]

It's not my birthday

[modest night]

You can go to your settings to disable the auto emoji thingy

[carmine island]

Happy birthday

[quick sluice]

WHERE

[lusty horizon]

hope you're day has been good though!

[modest night]

Uhhhh