#sk-discussion

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graceful beacon
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EPIC GAMES EXCLUSIVE WOO

wheat sail
kindred pewter
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I know someone who preferse epic over steam so im sure they will do anything to get a game epic exclusive feelspkman

graceful beacon
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only good thing about epic games is when they drop free games every week

frigid karma
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Silksong on the re engine

graceful beacon
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or is it month idk

surreal remnant
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Silksong, but made by EA, each charm is an extra 5usd, each bench is 10usd, and every mask of healing is 10usd

grim forge
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guys im so fuxking wate

frigid karma
trim estuary
grim forge
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immmm drunkmasg

graceful beacon
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change hornets drip for 20 usd

grim forge
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i bave had y shots of codka

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7 shota

trim estuary
knotty relic
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No Nintendo switch launch, it’s own launcher, $14.99 to play per month and all saves are deleted if subscription is not renewed, premium edition costs $24.99 which unlocks the other half to the game in which you can unlock the true ending (the true, true ending is a $30.00 one time payment)

wheat sail
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epic game store only getting users from free games and exclusives

grim forge
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hiiiiii dzip

surreal remnant
grim forge
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im sooo fuked up

trim estuary
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go sleep then idk

knotty relic
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I should low-key bevome a marketing manager

kindred pewter
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silksong should have it's own conosole and make it so that only silksong is played in that console

frigid karma
graceful beacon
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also u have to subscribe to their daily emails

knotty relic
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It’s only avaliable on the Soulja Boy console

chilly nexus
graceful beacon
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yessir

frigid karma
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Isn't there a kfc console?

knotty relic
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The Soulja console 😎

wheat sail
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its like the rich kid who has a bunch of friends who like her for only her money

surreal remnant
# grim forge hiiiiii dzip

Assuming average weight for a female in the us, and assuming you had 7 shots 0 minutes ago, Your BAC is .22

frigid karma
surreal remnant
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That’s nearly 3x the legal limit

knotty relic
hollow terrace
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No no no…

graceful beacon
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ayo let me boot up my air frier

hollow terrace
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My tomatoes emotes

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GONE

subtle flint
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Ok

knotty relic
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KFConsole is actually so goated

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I would cook up mad tings

surreal remnant
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is it kf console, or kfc onsole

kindred pewter
knotty relic
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While playing Among Us

kindred pewter
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I would unironically buy this

subtle flint
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Oh hi iroh

surreal remnant
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Hiya sam

kindred pewter
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and matpat told how this can actually work

subtle flint
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Iroh go to bed 🙄

knotty relic
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If matpat says it it must be real

surreal remnant
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i could say the same to you

knotty relic
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He’s never told a fib in his life

subtle flint
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I just woke up but ok

surreal remnant
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what time did you go to sleep

subtle flint
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I'm leaving in like 50 min

kindred pewter
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ikr, matpat was right when the knight was the pale king

frigid karma
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Yeah wake up and go back to bed

surreal remnant
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oh ok

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ok imma sleep

knotty relic
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Yo Mama so stupid

subtle flint
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I fell asleep at like 9 or 10 pm

surreal remnant
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sam has an actually decent sleep schedule? impossible

knotty relic
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She bought tickets to XBOX LIVE

frigid karma
subtle flint
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Actually impossible yeah

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Was supposed to wake up 6:50 but I woke up at 5 and haven't been able to sleep since

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Very gaming

graceful beacon
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when silksong release date drops imma need sleeping gas to put me to sleep

inland ravine
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hello everyone

carmine island
inland ravine
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?

carmine island
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You know what I said

frigid karma
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I remember when i found out the second trailer dropped i ran around my room at about 1AM trying not to make to much noise and wake everybody up

inland ravine
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sky?

uncut citrus
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Sam go sleepy

violet dune
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reev sleep

trim estuary
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everyoen sleep NOW

inland ravine
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reeves grubomg
beagle carmelitablush
zip hornetcomfy
annie hollowflower
hyah grublove
muffin shroompog

chilly nexus
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(gwnj) bretta

violet dune
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gwnj sleep

inland ravine
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dr sherma

inland ravine
wheat sail
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Gwnj elderbug

violet dune
inland ravine
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kirb elderbug

coarse leaf
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sharky

frigid karma
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GWNJ!!

knotty relic
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Sharky

frigid karma
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Window

coarse leaf
knotty relic
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Let’s fight

violet dune
inland ravine
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wtf window screct sibling?

coarse leaf
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i dont associate with moderators

shell yacht
frigid karma
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Window disowned sibling

vale temple
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howdy

coarse leaf
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especially that powdered mf

violet dune
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i'm going to bed gn

knotty relic
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I’m a moderator

shell yacht
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howdy

inland ravine
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bye beag;e

coarse leaf
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muted me for posting a sink

frigid karma
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gn beags

inland ravine
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powder hii

shell yacht
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yeah powdered sucks

coarse leaf
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shits tragic

knotty relic
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The state of casual tyranny in this server is truly disgusting and needs to be investigated

olive bobcat
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No

vale temple
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No

knotty relic
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Nvm y’all

olive bobcat
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guy

frigid karma
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Yes

vale temple
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kenergy

olive bobcat
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kenergy

shell yacht
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dodecahedrons just mad hes a legendary engram and not exotic

knotty relic
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Yo wtf

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Who tf is dodecahedron

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I’m kenergy

coarse leaf
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please do not talk about destiny it will push me over the edge

olive bobcat
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Hold on

shell yacht
knotty relic
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I’m exotic

olive bobcat
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Where's your uniform

inland ravine
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sof

knotty relic
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I don’t know anime girl

olive bobcat
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Kana Arima

shell yacht
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cant wait for destiny to implode tommorow

frigid karma
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I am kenough

wheat sail
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naruto girl

coarse leaf
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showcase in ten hours

knotty relic
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Do I want to save an image of her to my phone

high hedge
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Yes

olive bobcat
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Why not

knotty relic
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Say less

frigid karma
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Yeah do it

coarse leaf
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im not gonna lie i had no idea what was going on this season

olive bobcat
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You can delete it afterwards

frigid karma
coarse leaf
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who is this whale mf and why am i collecting coral

shell yacht
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kana > kana

olive bobcat
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That's Kanna bozo

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Have you seen the anime

knotty relic
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Shape up gentlemen

coarse leaf
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shape

olive bobcat
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I think it'll change your mind on your stance

knotty relic
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We the infinity gauntlet of kenergy out here

coarse leaf
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like final shape????????

shell yacht
olive bobcat
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#kanasweep

high hedge
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I wonder if any of the rest of Studio Kyoto’s shows are near as good as Violet Evergarden

coarse leaf
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LIKE DESTINY?!?!?!?!

knotty relic
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Shape as in Dodecahedron

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Aka the best shape ever

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Aka an exotic engram or whatever

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Guys it’s me kenergy and I’m gonna say really awful things to get banned

coarse leaf
knotty relic
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Make sure to ban every kenergy

shell yacht
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xols turned himself into a gun
funniest shit ive ever seen

quiet knot
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Imposter Kenergy

frigid karma
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Screw it i got nothing to do

knotty relic
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I’m the real one I swear

frigid karma
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Do i have to get an anime pfp?

olive bobcat
coarse leaf
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if i had a penny for every time a hive associated character turned into a gun...

knotty relic
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Zore 💚

shell yacht
olive bobcat
quiet knot
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You gotta use that one specific character

knotty relic
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Idk who this girls is guys

olive bobcat
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I'm a trend setter

quiet knot
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From the hit show Oshi no Ko

knotty relic
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This is the Ohio grimace shake of August 2023

inland ravine
olive bobcat
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Working on my new fit

knotty relic
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New meme guys

shell yacht
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hive do like turning stuff into guns... even the titan on eris's fireteam that wasnt toland

knotty relic
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Pre time Zoro better

quiet knot
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No please

quiet knot
olive bobcat
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Wano Zoro looks pretty sick so far

frigid karma
quiet knot
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Zoro should just be completely shirtless

olive bobcat
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And I already have Gear 5 Luffy in the catalog so why not go with the theme

inland ravine
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here's an idea

use an anime name (aka title) and replace the last words with rizz

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demon rizz

quiet knot
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Oshi no Rizz

knotty relic
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I’m literally Gear 5 Luffy irl like I have superpowers

vale temple
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youjo rizz

shell yacht
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i didnt want to get hurt so i maxed out my rizz stat

knotty relic
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Jk 😡

quiet knot
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Jojo's Bizzare Rizz

knotty relic
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Wow kenergy why would u say that

flat remnant
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Hi chat

inland ravine
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attack on rizz

knotty relic
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I’m trolling u all I’m messing with ur minds

frigid karma
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Hi cat

quiet knot
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Hi Cat (scarf included)

olive bobcat
frigid karma
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How was the hurricane?

flat remnant
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Omg so many cool kenergies (and also dodecahedron)

knotty relic
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Is that Tanjiro or whomever

quiet knot
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Was the Hurricane nice and fluffy like a puppy?

wheat sail
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hi cat

quiet knot
olive bobcat
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Gonna dual wield this shit

coarse leaf
knotty relic
olive bobcat
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One Piece playing on one monitor, making Zoro on the other

flat remnant
frigid karma
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God my browser won't even load google images

knotty relic
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I’m special and better so I get my own little mention

flat remnant
frigid karma
knotty relic
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Thanks for the shout out

quiet knot
wheat sail
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no. way.

shell yacht
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its a goofy show but like,|| its all a videogame. no real threats||

coarse leaf
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im going to end it all

quiet knot
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No dont

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You still have so many corny Destiny jokes to tell

knotty relic
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Would u rather be able to burn down the Amazon rainforest, leaving it a barren drought landscape or be able to shoot fire from your hands

quiet knot
flat remnant
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I would rather burn down amazon the company

shell yacht
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@coarse leaf

coarse leaf
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me and powdered on the same wavelength

knotty relic
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W RIZZ YALL!

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Unspoken rizz

quiet knot
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Happy Rizzmas

frigid karma
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Google images won't load so i have to improvise with the kana pfpf

coarse leaf
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the destiny induced psychosis rlly got us both...

quiet knot
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Ok this is getting ridiculous

knotty relic
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This is getting rizzdiculous

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I should sleep I got work at 8

coarse leaf
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you have GYATT to he RIZZING me

shell yacht
flat remnant
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@frigid karma

frigid karma
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The worst part is that i don't think i have my old pfp on my phone so I'm gonna be like this till i get back home

knotty relic
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when I rizz up the L GYATT in Ohio grimace shake, “sigh… that was sus…”

coarse leaf
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thats honestly understandable

high hedge
knotty relic
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I’m upgrading with my next pfp

frigid karma
knotty relic
quiet knot
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They locked me in a room a room full of rats

flat remnant
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They locked me in a room full of kenergies

coarse leaf
grand ferry
knotty relic
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I’m the original Kenergy

flat remnant
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Kenergy? Like barbie? That's crazy

quiet knot
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Yeah screw them

knotty relic
frigid karma
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May the real kenergy please stand up?

knotty relic
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I rise to the stand

flat remnant
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@olive bobcat

flat remnant
knotty relic
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As king of the kenergies

flat remnant
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I will overthrow you

wheat sail
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hello

frigid karma
coarse leaf
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did u all drink water today

flat remnant
grand ferry
inland ravine
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oh god the kengergies are spreading

quiet knot
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I drink sewage water

knotty relic
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As the best and king of the kenergies, I demand the imprisonment of Kenergy #4

flat remnant
inland ravine
knotty relic
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You’re Kenergy #5

frigid karma
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Tf did i do?

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Oh nvm yeah get #4

knotty relic
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Kenergy #4 is Kenergy #4

flat remnant
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Girl with no job -> jobless
Rain with no cat -> catless

coarse leaf
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none of you people are making ANY sense

knotty relic
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You’re not a Kenergy you wouldn’t get it

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You’re not connected to the hive mind

patent aspen
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Siljdonk

smoky nebula
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Ok do cat is a kenergy and so is dodecahedron

knotty relic
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No I’m kenergy

flat remnant
smoky nebula
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Gwnj can I call you rain with no bow

knotty relic
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Why r u hating on a kenergy brother

atomic sparrow
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the kenergy is plentiful

knotty relic
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We are the same person bro

inland ravine
coarse leaf
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alp what were the transgressions of curly, joker and powdered

olive bobcat
flat remnant
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They requested the original kenergy

knotty relic
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We are kenergy

smoky nebula
olive bobcat
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Yeah that's me

inland ravine
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btw yes you can call me rain with no bow

knotty relic
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No that’s me

olive bobcat
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guy

frigid karma
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We all have to find the kenergy within (and a kana pfp)

coarse leaf
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understandable

knotty relic
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You think you’re the king? I’m the king

coarse leaf
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too many kens

smoky nebula
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I can't be a ken
I'm not a ten

vale temple
subtle flint
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you are kennough

knotty relic
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You should love yourself now

frigid karma
smoky nebula
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Doesn't stop cults

knotty relic
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We aren’t rp’ing we are living life’s

high hedge
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This isn’t rp, they’re just all Kenergy

flat remnant
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I wouldn't say this is rp but Dodecahedron is off in his own little world

coarse leaf
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it just has really funny stickers ive never sent a message there

knotty relic
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Yea are you roleplaying in among us if you’re the imposter? Same logic here obv!

coarse leaf
knotty relic
coarse leaf
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WHAT

knotty relic
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I think it’s time I evolve

wanton eagle
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wait why are you talking to yourself?

coarse leaf
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WHY

knotty relic
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I’m kenergy

smoky nebula
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What did Amina do to you alp

coarse leaf
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alp hates to see me winning...

flat remnant
smoky nebula
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No please no

wanton eagle
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huh?!

frigid karma
wanton eagle
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I better leave this place for my sanity

smoky nebula
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Nobody will ever know methinks

coarse leaf
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ZA, THE DEVILS LETTUCE, GANJA

flat remnant
coarse leaf
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MARIJUANA

frigid karma
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@ garmond and zaza fan

coarse leaf
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no way i took jokers place

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this is outrageous

knotty relic
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H

smoky nebula
frigid karma
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Sharky the mod

knotty relic
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H

coarse leaf
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id make a great mod

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first order of business

smoky nebula
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Ah

knotty relic
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I have evolved

flat remnant
coarse leaf
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hardware ban alprechim

knotty relic
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I don’t know who this dodecahedron guy is

flat remnant
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For instance one is mean

coarse leaf
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for their transgressions

smoky nebula
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I thought alp was doing a pun

smoky nebula
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How many faces‽

quiet knot
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what happened

frigid karma
smoky nebula
shell yacht
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30

smoky nebula
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Hi water

knotty relic
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Wtf is a kenergy

quiet knot
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I can feel the kenergy

shell yacht
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howdy

knotty relic
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I’m having a little bit of silly amnesia

flat remnant
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Hi water

wheat sail
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hi h2o..

shell yacht
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yall are still on drugs

coarse leaf
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chat is honestly giving me a headache rn i cant keep up

knotty relic
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Ok bud

wheat sail
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they are anime girls

quiet knot
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I have already had a headache

frigid karma
knotty relic
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I’m not they

coarse leaf
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is this what its like to be disconnected from the youth

smoky nebula
coarse leaf
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i feel like a boomer

frigid karma
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Skill issues, the lot of ye

grand ferry
knotty relic
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Fr twin

shell yacht
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imma go to sleep and hopefully wake up to destiny imploding

flat remnant
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Gen z more like gen uh uhmm

knotty relic
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I’m actually gen alpha..

frigid karma
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listen up gen z, because here's the truth

coarse leaf
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i do not respect anyone born after 2005

knotty relic
young saffron
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kenergy

quiet knot
coarse leaf
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alp how old r u

frigid karma
knotty relic
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Chat is this real

smoky nebula
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They're so absolutely insane though
Sometimes it's the crazy ones and they're fun
But sometimes they're just annoying

flat remnant
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I do not respect anyone born before 1910

coarse leaf
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thats permissible

silver oak
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👶

frigid karma
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I do not respect anyone born.

knotty relic
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What’s the cut off year of no permissibility

smoky nebula
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Sharky can you please respect me

silver oak
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2008

knotty relic
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🤝

coarse leaf
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i refuse to believe people born after 2008 actually exist

knotty relic
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Real

smoky nebula
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Alp what's your opinion on 2007 people

coarse leaf
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if a mf tells me hes born in 2010 ill assume theyre an agent of the state

frigid karma
knotty relic
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They are a fed

smoky nebula
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Yay

knotty relic
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Dude 2010 peeps are 13…

frigid karma
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We exist let's goooo

knotty relic
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Feels illegal

inland ravine
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some mods talk about how they liked each other/p

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i wish this happens here

flat remnant
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Past tense

knotty relic
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I’m a mod

smoky nebula
knotty relic
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How can you be born past 2014

smoky nebula
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My little brother in 5th grade is a 2012er

knotty relic
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2014 was peak year iirc

young saffron
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2016 was amazing

smoky nebula
frigid karma
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I am 2007 and 16, now in senior high and two year away from going to college

flat remnant
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I know someone who is 12 now since they're a 2011er and it still feels like they're in fifth grade..

coarse leaf
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i do not like it i do not like it one bit i feel old

knotty relic
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Why is there two sharkies

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Oh I’m blind

young saffron
coarse leaf
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theres a second⁉️

frigid karma
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Yeah window

coarse leaf
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no im lying

knotty relic
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No

young saffron
coarse leaf
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2005

young saffron
coarse leaf
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what tje fuck

silver oak
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When in 05 tho

coarse leaf
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june

young saffron
silver oak
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1 month older 😎

knotty relic
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I gotta think about what joke I want to make without getting banned

frigid karma
knotty relic
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A joke involving a year below 13*

coarse leaf
knotty relic
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Driving is crazy

frigid karma
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2022

knotty relic
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I love driving 🤪

grand ferry
frigid karma
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I'm learning to drive now and might get a student licence once I'm done

coarse leaf
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bro i cant get my provisional because i lost the thing the government sent me with my national insurance number 😭

silver oak
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I have a license I do not want it

coarse leaf
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its a work in progress

silver oak
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I dislike driving

knotty relic
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I’ll make sure the local authorities will know

coarse leaf
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i just get my friends to drive me places 💯💯

knotty relic
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Do you pay for gas at least

frigid karma
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God i wish we were less car dependent here

coarse leaf
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passenger princess 💅

frigid karma
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Slay queen

knotty relic
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Do you pay for their gas

kindred pewter
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The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is LOADING the end is never

coarse leaf
knotty relic
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So you get free Uber

young saffron
flat remnant
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What do y'all recommend as a starter job

frigid karma
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When I'm older i might just use a motorcycle instead since they don't get taxed, low maintenance costs and are easier on the gas

knotty relic
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Work at an ice cream shop

coarse leaf
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stop calling me am adult i do not like it

young saffron
coarse leaf
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i feel responsible

knotty relic
flat remnant
frigid karma
young saffron
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What job can I do online to make a buck

flat remnant
young saffron
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mowing other ppls lawns etc here arent a usual practice

knotty relic
kindred pewter
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I wanna get this car when I grow up

frigid karma
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(fr though cat here phone operator is a popular part time job for students)

young saffron
flat remnant
knotty relic
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Ice cream shops pay well, great discounts for friends and family, relatively good work environment

frigid karma
grand ferry
knotty relic
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I handle cash like it’s nothing

frigid karma
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I think they're the ones directing the calls

knotty relic
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I’m a certified cash handler

kindred pewter
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maybe opening a tuition class to teach peoplesomething maybe drawing

flat remnant
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I'm thinking either pet store or movie theater but i don't know how much experience you'd need for either

young saffron
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What if I work at mcdonalds

kindred pewter
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pet store is a better option

knotty relic
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Movie theaters you get free movies 🤷‍♂️

frigid karma
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I would LOVE to work at a movie theater

young saffron
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@flat remnant wb mc donalds

knotty relic
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You don’t get free pets at the pet store

kindred pewter
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but like, you see pets at a pet store

frigid karma
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You get to watch movies and shit it sounds amazing

knotty relic
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True

kindred pewter
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thats a W

flat remnant
knotty relic
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Fast food is not good unless ur that desperate

frigid karma
young saffron
flat remnant
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I've heard horror stories from retail and fast food workers I'd use it as a last resort

coarse leaf
knotty relic
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Why are there two sharkys

young saffron
flat remnant
kindred pewter
knotty relic
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I’ll become a Sharky

kindred pewter
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less

flat remnant
frigid karma
knotty relic
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Listen bro jobs aren’t that deep literally just apply and get the bag bro

flat remnant
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I am NOT a people person i wouldn't last

coarse leaf
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why are there multiple sharkys

frigid karma
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Also yeah expect not much pay as a part time student worker

coarse leaf
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who are you people

kindred pewter
knotty relic
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Idk bro

knotty relic
flat remnant
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Either i would be too scared to actually talk to anyone or someone would annoy me I'd have to disregard the customer being right for a second and insult them

kindred pewter
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uhh I think so

knotty relic
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I’m sorry but most jobs involve talking to at least one person

frigid karma
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I just want to see if i can take the pain tbh if i ever want to quit I'll just insult a customer and get fired

coarse leaf
#

imma try and get a job at catering for this fancy golf club

knotty relic
#

Smart

coarse leaf
#

i got connections there

knotty relic
#

Jobs ain’t allat when you are or below 18 (unless you really need the money) like get that bag

frigid karma
#

I've been offered a job by a relative owned business. I don't want to get into the details but i could do it next summer

knotty relic
#

Get that bag bro

frigid karma
#

Like a management thing i think

knotty relic
#

Get the bread 🥖

wheat sail
#

ez money

kindred pewter
#

working in a job is too much work for me I rather go and game in the risk of rain

flat remnant
#

I have never had an allowance outside birthday money and i would really love a decent income honestly

coarse leaf
#

yea true but ive got friends there so it could be alright

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and the manager person is rlly chill

dusty nimbus
knotty relic
#

Idec about the money from my job bro I just show up and leave it’s just school but sometimes you can go on ur phone lmao

young saffron
knotty relic
#

I save the money

kindred pewter
#

there are other ways to get money 🙄 like this

knotty relic
#

I don’t use the money for like anything

kindred pewter
frigid karma
knotty relic
#

I don’t want to get into the details but it’s basically an infinite money glitch 🥸

dusty nimbus
kindred pewter
knotty relic
#

I gotta feed the family somehow

frigid karma
knotty relic
#

I am not 14 😱

kindred pewter
#

jsut robing an ATM works

coarse leaf
#

we should just print more money like venezuela i think

dusty nimbus
knotty relic
#

I’m work at a pool and I get paid well and some extra added bonuses

wheat sail
#

My power went out

kindred pewter
#

smh I always here about this inflation just print less money feelspkman

knotty relic
#

Sorry I didn’t mean to do that

frigid karma
#

So you're a lifeguard?

wheat sail
#

Give it back

knotty relic
#

Ye

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Lmao why didn’t I just say that

kindred pewter
#

I just get a gang from ps5 and force them to hack the cameras, ez

wheat sail
#

Because private banks print the money

knotty relic
#

It’s not an infinite money glitch but it’s good money for not that much of work objectively

coarse leaf
#

put it all on green

frigid karma
#

I mean if someone starts drowning you gotta save em

knotty relic
#

I’m spending it all on a slot

wheat sail
#

Just don't let anyone in the pool

kindred pewter
flat remnant
#

Okay lifeguard isn't a bad job idea except for the fact i can barely swim

coarse leaf
#

yea i dont think ur qualified mate

knotty relic
#

Lifeguard training is another breed if you can’t swim well

kindred pewter
#

just use an harpoon, shoot it at the person, and hurl them back, ez

wheat sail
#

If you can learn to draw you can learn to swim

knotty relic
#

Have fun with that if you’re considering

young saffron
frigid karma
#

Or if a 5 year old trips on the solid concrete and cracks their skull causing permanent brain damage

kindred pewter
#

skill issue ngl

knotty relic
wheat sail
#

Rich boy

young saffron
# knotty relic Well for my age about like 13.50

Hourly pay at McDonald's Corporation ranges from an average of $8.47 to $16.57 an hour. McDonald's Corporation employees with the job title Food Service Manager make the most with an average hourly rate of $15.08, while employees with the title Cashier make the least with an average hourly rate of $10.11.

Damn u might be making more than a mcd employee 😭

knotty relic
#

Damn right I am

wheat sail
#

How many hours do you get

flat remnant
young saffron
knotty relic
#

IDEK I just clock in and clock out

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I clock in, leave for 5 hours, go back and clock out

flat remnant
knotty relic
#

Infinite money glitch

frigid karma
wheat sail
coarse leaf
#

u can learn to swim in like an hour brah

knotty relic
#

Yea swimming is easy if you just… idk learn? It’s a normal skill

young saffron
coarse leaf
#

u should probably learn

frigid karma
knotty relic
#

Brother you kick your legs and arms in water it’s not that hard

coarse leaf
#

so u dont like die and that

young saffron
flat remnant
#

I can float i can propell myself but i can't really move consistently if that makes any sense?

flat remnant
knotty relic
young saffron
wheat sail
#

Basic movement like front crawl and back crawl are simple to learn

knotty relic
#

You are the people I worry about at my job

frigid karma
young saffron
flat remnant
#

Dod how deep is the pool

frigid karma
#

Also yeah sorry i forgor deserts are a thing

knotty relic
#

The pool I work at is like 15 feet

knotty relic
#

I think 16 actually

flat remnant
#

OH yeah i could never 💀

knotty relic
#

Idrk I lowkey just don’t know these things

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I get paid that’s all that matters

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I can buy this entire server rn if I really wanted to

frigid karma
knotty relic
#

I know how to save someone I’m not stupid

flat remnant
#

I'm fairly tall so if it was 6 feet at most i could stop children from drowning

quiet knot
knotty relic
#

I just don’t remember the little things

flat remnant
#

Keyword children

knotty relic
#

I am like 99% sure it’s 16 feet deep lmao

coarse leaf
#

ok im gonna sleep i think

#

goodnight everyone

quiet knot
#

Can you stop a 120kg shredded man from drowning (he got bit by a shark)

knotty relic
#

I should too Gn

wheat sail
#

If you know how to float it doesn't mater how deep it is

coarse leaf
#

well morning now

knotty relic
dusty nimbus
quiet knot
#

Lmao

knotty relic
#

Yea bro LIFEGUARDING isn’t just jumping in and picking up drowning people

flat remnant
#

yeah i know I'm saying i am hardly qualified to be one

knotty relic
#

You actually go under and depending on your own predictions of injury you gotta enact a different plan

wheat sail
#

You need to also call the funeral home

frigid karma
#

Yeah rhe drowninf people are thrashing you gotta know how to handle that

dusty nimbus
knotty relic
#

YES I AM BRO

carmine island
quiet knot
chilly nexus
#

to life guard is to gatekeep first aid kits, in all interpretations

knotty relic
#

Wtf is a lifeguard badge I got a certificate

#

This is 100% not a troll

wheat sail
#

I did swimming lessons until right before the level to do lifeguard training cause I thought I would become a lifeguard forever

knotty relic
#

I’m being full deadass rn

chilly nexus
#

real lifeguards can recite their ABCs... GO!

wheat sail
#

I was in elementary school

flat remnant
#

Alp there are other countries with different rules

quiet knot
#

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

frigid karma
#

Your job is just... pool

quiet knot
#

Your job is... beach

chilly nexus
knotty relic
#

Okay but LIFEGUARDING isn’t drastically different in other places like lmao it’s just

dusty nimbus
#

As you know America ain't known about its "safety"

kindred pewter
knotty relic
#

I mean you go under water in a deep pool if they are drowning under water?

quiet knot
#

Thats not in the alphabet

knotty relic
#

Or do I just pick ‘em up with my toes

wheat sail
#

work as a programmer in a faang company 1 billion dollar salary

quiet knot
#

No dont pick them with your toes

frigid karma
knotty relic
#

They think I’m trolling bro

quiet knot
#

You seem too sharky

wheat sail
#

Don't you just drink the pool

quiet knot
grand ferry
knotty relic
#

I’m baffled

wheat sail
#

Tastes like chlorine and REDACTED

frigid karma
#

So you're saying get people out of the pool while they're just swimming???

kindred pewter
knotty relic
#

I’m not going to explain MY point becuz I would have to do a lot of back tracking but yes ur correct cuz I do my job like that

wheat sail
#

If you watch those "spot the drowning person" videos it can be hard to spot someone drowning

kindred pewter
#

yeah

knotty relic
#

Fr

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Yea

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We have rules against kids in deep areas of the pool so I just ensure those

wheat sail
#

You sort of get good at spotting those people who would be most likely to drown like those who need floaty tunes, from what I've read

frigid karma
#

I how the hell are you going to tell if someone can't swim? Can you like see their swimming level or something? You won't be able to know they can't swim till they're already at that point

knotty relic
#

I’ve got a girl at my work who does that and nobody likes her (for different reasons)

wheat sail
#

If someone is struggling to even stay above water athats a sign

frigid karma
#

No it isn't like you can't just look at a guy and go yeah he can't swim till they start swimming

knotty relic
#

Duh

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It’s a gradual process of drowning. It’s mostly just gradual intense panic

frigid karma
#

So stop everyone at the pool and ask if they can swim before letting them in?

wheat sail
#

I would bring my laptop to code while lifeguarding

quiet knot
wheat sail
knotty relic
#

Extra cash on the side

wheat sail
#

What the dog doin

frigid karma
#

I just can't see how you can tell if someone can't swim and until they start drowning

wheat sail
frigid karma
#

The lifeguard tells if you are in the process of drowning not if you're just a bad swimmer

wheat sail
knotty relic
#

The lifeguard doesn’t tell u if ur in the process of drowning if they are drowning then you save them wtf

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I do not yell at drowning victims “YOU ARE DROWNING RIGHT NOW”

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I usually try to help them

quiet knot
#

Excuse me sir, can you move your drowning somewhere else? Thanks 😊

knotty relic
#

^

frigid karma
uncut citrus
#

Kirbstar if you're not asleep soon i'm gonna pipe bomb you bestie ❤️

knotty relic
#

Swimmers can recognize if other people are swimmers

knotty relic
#

Basketballers can recognize people who are good at basketball

kindred pewter
knotty relic
#

It’s just context clues

frigid karma
#

Unironically not really no. most pools I've been in either have really lax lifeguards or no lifeguards

knotty relic
#

Bro

frigid karma
#

I've been let in the adult pools when i was like around 5

knotty relic
#

If you don’t know anything about LIFEGUARDING why u tryna spit facts about LIFEGUARDING to us

#

Fr

frigid karma
#

No there were no lifeguards

knotty relic
#

Sounds like bad parenting

#

You got floaties on bro?

frigid karma
#

I mean it was just so i could learn to swim my parents were there

knotty relic
#

Why didn’t u mention that

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Where am I rn bro

subtle flint
#

We have a lifeguard here in hkcord

knotty relic
#

I need some sleep I cannot DO THIS!

#

GN!!!!!!

quiet knot
#

gn lifeboy

kindred pewter
#

I remember when I first wnated to swim
I was so scared lol I thought i would drown

#

gn real sharky

subtle flint
#

Simply float

wheat sail
#

A part of me drowned that day

subtle flint
#

Lol

kindred pewter
#

yeah same even I slept at 4

wheat sail
#

Gn shark

quiet knot
#

I nearly drowned once, it was pretty terrifying

subtle flint
#

Bro didn't sleep until he was 4

wheat sail
#

4am

subtle flint
#

7 am

kindred pewter
wheat sail
#

I remember my whole time I was in the womb

quiet knot
#

For me it was stupidly following an adult into the deeper side of the pool. I did not even try to go back.

wheat sail
#

I absorbed my siblings

subtle flint
#

I start school today

quiet knot
#

What?

wheat sail
#

Have fun sam

kindred pewter
wheat sail
subtle flint
#

Womb?? Isaac referemce

quiet knot
#

I am very stupid okay???

kindred pewter
wheat sail
#

havent played isaac in a bit but i have lots of games i wanna play,,,

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like not being bad at slay the spire

kindred pewter
#

slay the spire more like mid the spire cause who loves card games these days ‼️

quiet knot
#

Yeah card games smh, i would rather play with dice.

wheat sail
#

there is dicey dungeons

subtle flint
#

Imma strip on the bus

quiet knot
#

Good for them

quiet knot
wheat sail
whole mortar
#

Hey, thanks graig! I’m glad you liked it :D

quiet knot
#

Local psycho commits public indecency

subtle flint
#

Just took off my jacket and that was about it

quiet knot
#

Bruh dont phrase it like that

subtle flint
#

But it's funny

chilly nexus
#

o who'd you interview!

whole mortar
#

Leth from team cherry/mongoose rodeo

carmine island
#

Hey blue hope you’re going good

whole mortar
#

Hey everyone artbyz1Peek

quiet knot
#

Wish ya health and blueness

carmine island
#

Hope you had fun with the interview

whole mortar
#

What a crazy week

subtle flint
#

Balls ( of steel )

whole mortar
#

Feels a bit strange still to get recognized this much in the community im not used to it

subtle flint
#

Lole

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Now act superior to everyone zotechad

quiet knot
#

Nah, stay humble

whole mortar
#

Nouuu😭

#

That would be mean

#

Why do that when you can impostor syndrome instead gamers

quiet knot
flat remnant
whole mortar
#

Well my point is i’m pretty shy so i’m not really used to it haha

whole mortar
#

I’m not uncomfortable or anything though it’s all good

dusty nimbus
#

You could say he showed up out of the blue shermasmirk

carmine island
#

Ok

whole mortar
#

I guess the various bashings i’ve recieced on reddit were a bit uncomfortable but i quickly realised i shouldn’t take it seriously it was pretty quickly ragebait haha

carmine island
#

Then you don’t get the achievements

wheat sail
dusty nimbus
whole mortar
#

It’s just that it was the first reaction to the interview i was met with right after so it hit me pretty hard roght away lol

flat remnant
carmine island
#

Why are you complaining then?

flat remnant
#

Especially the hk subreddits zotedisgust

dusty nimbus
whole mortar
#

But then i realised the consensus wasn’t that i am an idiot who sucks and is bad and then it was fine

dusty nimbus
flat remnant
#

i mean it's not perfect but discord in general is a lot more smaller scale at least in terms of how not everyone can access every server

whole mortar
#

A lot of people came to my defense too pretty quickly which was nice

#

Anyway i’m the new voice of mario btw

#

(This is a lie)

carmine island
#

Francium

flat remnant
#

Wowie zowie

carmine island
#

It’s a chemistry joke

#

I’m so funny am I right

#

How much?

vale temple
carmine island
#

Just don’t inhale it ig

flat remnant
high hedge
#

Several

carmine island
#

Mate don’t own dangerous chemicals

#

You are just putting you and everyone around you’s life in danger

high hedge
#

You can own many dangerous chemicals

carmine island
#

It’s childish and irresponsible

high hedge
#

Bleach is a dangerous chemical

high hedge
#

You can buy radioactive trinkets

flat remnant
high hedge
#

Bananas are radioactive

#

Radioactive things actively spoil

whole mortar
#

I don’t think ”this point” is that remarkable though

#

We’re all just people doing stuff

quiet knot
high hedge
#

You can talk to a lot of dev people and creatives pretty easily these days

quiet knot
#

Buy the Bromine one

#

And inhale it

whole mortar
high hedge
#

Pure oxygen

#

Air isn’t pure oxygen

carmine island
#

Oh my fucking god

#

I’m so fucking disappointed

high hedge
#

Oxygen, nitrogen, and carbon dioxide

#

With other trace elements

carmine island
#

Ima kill someone

indigo nymph
#

air

carmine island
#

Mate ima honestly commit violent and brutal acts on people

quiet knot
#

Calm down muffin

high hedge
#

Pure oxygen ignites in contact with fire, air does not

carmine island
quiet knot
#

:3 🤝

high hedge
#

Yeah

quiet knot
#

Try shooting a oxygen tank

#

Bruh thats just a sticker

#

Where is the plutonium?

carmine island
#

I don’t think it’s actually selling plutonium

high hedge
#

Pure oxygen is also toxic in certain doses

carmine island
whole mortar
#

Is it not a glass cube with a sticker lol

high hedge
#

Aren’t we all

carmine island
#

WAIT YOU HAVE BEEN ON DISCORD SINCE YOU WERE 9???

quiet knot
#

My mom would be confused

high hedge
#

It’s not a good gift really

carmine island
#

Man kids these days

#

Oh same birth month

smoky nebula
#

TOS moment

sage glade
#

only if your mom is a scientist

high hedge
#

They also make gold jewelry

quiet knot
#

Well it IS gold but not in the correct form

high hedge
#

That’s gold in a resin cube

quiet knot
#

Buy a gold ring instead

#

It would be a cool paperweight

high hedge
#

In Minecraft

quiet knot
#

Minecraft education edition be like

high hedge
#

It is

quiet knot
#

Yeah buy 1 Hydrogen cube and then 2 Oxygen cube

sage glade
#

how are they storing hydrogen

quiet knot
#

Put them in the crafting table and you get bucket of water

carmine island
#

Smh

quiet knot
high hedge
sage glade
wheat sail
#

hd

sage glade
#

they can literally sell you an empty cube

silver oak
#

Solid Hydrogen for cheap

quiet knot
#

Yeah true, we dont even know if theres hydrogen in it

sage glade
#

not like you're gonna risk cracking it open to check

carmine island
#

I’m not telling you to shut up

quiet knot
#

I think we're looking at a potential scam

carmine island
quiet knot
#

Schrodinger's Hydrogen

carmine island
#

Yes

silver oak
#

all you need is a container that can make its contents 14K

quiet knot
#

Gosh dang it

high hedge
#

Ah that sounds better

#

The other word arrangement was questionable

carmine island
#

I’m good

quiet knot
#

You cant even make anything worthwhile with that

sage glade
#

invest in minerals, you can get 10 bazillion elements in 1

quiet knot
#

Sheesh

dark wagon
#

hello chat we are very active tonight

wheat sail
#

looks like rotten meat

sage glade
#

probably but you can always find them yourself

quiet knot
#

It looks like jelly

#

Cylinder

dark wagon
#

u have terraria brainrot

carmine island
#

Because they share the same name

high hedge
#

Minerals are probably cheaper than the cubes

dark wagon
high hedge
#

Dependent on what you buy

quiet knot
#

You say "kid's these days" but you're "almost" 13

high hedge
#

Just find a rock and put it in a cube

carmine island
#

Mate you can’t say kids these days

sage glade
#

they're one of the cool ones

high hedge
#

Kids these days talking about a few years younger

sage glade
#

they don't watch skibidi toilet

dark wagon
quiet knot
#

Oh that brainrot

dark wagon
#

skibidi toilet is heat though....WAIT I REMEMBER PACAHONTAS

#

pacahontas got muted once and then he talked in my dms

#

ily pocahontas

sage glade
#

that's fine but brawl stars is a genuinely good game feelspkman

quiet knot
#

Did you ever play the hit game amog us

sage glade
#

did something recently happen?

dark wagon
quiet knot
#

Mobile game predatory monetization strikes again

sage glade
#

weird, they used to have one of the best monetization the last time i played

#

you could practically get anything for free if you played long enough

#

then isn't that better?

quiet knot
#

Subway surfers still remains

dark wagon
#

how pacahontas still hasnt gotten banned is beyond me

#

oh nvm this is the reason why based pocahontas

smoky nebula
#

This is a modless land

dark wagon
#

they should add a lobotomy corporation discussion

quiet knot
#

Im Richer

quiet knot
#

The only reason ssdisc is offtopic rn is because the game isnt out so we have no topics.

quiet knot
#

Why is Red from Everhood there

high hedge
quiet knot
#

Wanna know what currency it is?

#

Dw i have money just not in my steam wallet rn

#

My hk phase faded away so long ago

#

Yeah sure...

#

Just crop the games

flat remnant
#

I got sick of hk after playing it 24/7 for months

#

#orisweep

quiet knot
#

Among us

#

Helltaker? You play that for the puzzles or the waifus?

velvet sentinel
#

you don’t have a single good game that is the worst library i’ve ever seen

quiet knot
#

Hey theres... Portal?

#

What are good games, Quin?

velvet sentinel
flat remnant
#

Garten of banban

quiet knot
velvet sentinel
quiet knot
#

I have 1 of those.

velvet sentinel
#

yea

quiet knot
#

Behold, my small library.

flat remnant
#

Hi fi rush seerpray

quiet knot
#

Yessir

velvet sentinel
quiet knot
#

Thank you

#

True true, we gotta let Pacahontas discover himself.

velvet sentinel
#

poppy playtime is 10€ you could’ve got titanfall2 portal2 dishonored 1/2and more for less than 10€

kindred pewter
velvet sentinel
#

it goes on sale to like .50€ every other day

quiet knot
#

You want me to gift you Titanfall 2?

velvet sentinel
#

no because your mean 😠

velvet sentinel
quiet knot
#

Oh nvm

#

I liked Titanfall 2 campaign

#

Pvp not my thing though

#

that is 251 thousand Rupiah

velvet sentinel
#

it was on a pretty big sale a while ago i think

quiet knot
#

I could buy 3 mcdonalds orders

#

Maybe even 4

velvet sentinel
#

dead cells is good too