sk-discussion

[wheat sail]

Should've carried

My new shoes arrived

[sinful flare]

clock died before tp, sarah and pengguin died on tp and i used up 2 of my elixirs on the dunestriders and died

also i got rex twice in a row 🗿

[wheat sail]

bad items

[sinful flare]

useless red lmao

[small goblet]

4 infusions didn't save me 😔

[flat remnant]

Hello clock and no one else

[small goblet]

hiiiiiii

🔒

[uncut citrus]

?av 977980457075507300

[white sail]

sarah.anderson#0

Server Avatar

[sinful flare]

ceaseless void in me eyes

[flat remnant]

She literally said

https://tenor.com/view/kaguya-kaguya-sama-how-cute-gif-18344225

[olive bobcat]

o kawaii koto...

[flat remnant]

c'est tres mignon

[uncut citrus]

@exotic geyser you????

also Sarah can i steal your glasses thanks

[flat remnant]

does that mean i draw them on top of the reeves bridget drawing?

[uncut citrus]

i never really drew glasses on me but i do wear glasses so yeah

[vale temple]

sundersun

[sinful flare]

sanderson undertale

[vale temple]

sans

[rapid topaz]

no way

[uncut citrus]

omg

[vale temple]

if you rearrange some letters you get happy birthday kirb

[stark prism]

good thing im immune to this

[silk zodiac]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/675204322698461194/1124525439222812702/new.gif

[hollow terrace]

I WANT SILKSONG MORE

[vale temple]

why is it a gif

[silk zodiac]

idk easier to save ig

[vale temple]

what

[stark prism]

is that so?????????? oh really well i want witcher 1 more HA boom i win

[brittle garnet]

sinksonk....

[vale temple]

arch

[stark prism]

sinkslog

sink clog
help

[brittle garnet]

i wanna silgsonk

[silk zodiac]

also rip pee-wee i haven't watched anything pee-wee related yet but it'll definitely happen now, at least a film

[mossy jolt]

sinksoil

[brittle garnet]

soon

[flat remnant]

ShmidtShong

[zealous crown]

Guys has there been any news yet

[mossy jolt]

nope

[brittle garnet]

no

[mossy jolt]

?sspsa

[white sail]

Reminder: The latest news for both Hollow Knight and Silksong can be found in #hk-announcements.
Check the pinned messages for more information, including a FAQ.

[stark prism]

shudup cyberbrain disconnect yer power supply and fall off the table ya dang puter

[mossy jolt]

oh it's gotten shorter

[zealous crown]

Man wth... it's been so long there's a command for it

[mossy jolt]

yep

[vale temple]

it's because people ask often

[stark prism]

talkin to em compooters makes me angry

nah man nah

aint got nothin

[sage glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1128132763552317462/1135644479005671525/F2XcKCXXkAAT1X7.png

[mossy jolt]

arson

[stark prism]

THATS NOT A CRIME THATS A DANG HUMAN RIGHT

same as piracy

[flat remnant]

Genocide

[arctic flint]

is there a set releasedate yet??

[stark prism]

not swag

[stark prism]

there used to be one now there aint

[sage glade]

no, also find all the latest news in

[arctic flint]

is there a set releasedate or no?

[opaque sigil]

No

[silk zodiac]

it's too late, mods, remove his hands

[stark prism]

i would assume its the end of this year

[arctic flint]

😉

[stark prism]

i mean silksong 2024? that sounds a bit silly innit?

[silk zodiac]

Silksong 2049

[arctic flint]

what is it that isn't done in the game??

it shouln't take so long

[stark prism]

hell no why you saying that, i have been hurt emotionally

[opaque sigil]

Probably something, doesn’t really matter what

[stark prism]

no clue either mate

[dark wagon]

Yooo tammo ur gay?

[opaque sigil]

No I just put this on in June and haven’t removed it

[trim estuary]

Tammo plays Fire Emblem

[stark prism]

its probably in a playable state but thems ausies just addin in more crud, and continuing the playtest bugfix cycle

[dark wagon]

Oh dang

[opaque sigil]

I also play hades and that’s the game you pick

[trim estuary]

Yes

[opaque sigil]

Hades is incredibly gay

[stark prism]

does it have something to do with silksongs release date? are these clown colors

im confused

[arctic flint]

how do you know

[stark prism]

i bet its gonna be august

[stark prism]

nobody has a single clue mate, i don't think the devs even know

[silk zodiac]

from that dev chat one of the fans had didn't they say something like man we gotta get this game out at some point

[stark prism]

they done spent so long making silksong that its gonna be considered a dissapointment if its even slightly short of being the best videogame ever created

[silk zodiac]

so yeah they don't know probably when ss is out

then again who cares lol it won't take years, maybe

[stark prism]

it was meant to take a few months a few months ago

[silk zodiac]

that's silly

[vale temple]

guy

[stark prism]

ok i bet silksong will come out after every single game thats been announced right now and people care about in the slightest comes out

idk ask the POLTELMAN of yesterday he would have known

[hazy summit]

Sometimes you just gotta trust the Cherry

[silk zodiac]

and not just any cherry, the team cherry

[opaque sigil]

I mean you don’t gotta do anything

[stark prism]

theys said its gon be pretty quick to beat start to finish

[arctic flint]

team cherry more like team noob

[stark prism]

idk if they mean a casual playthrough or a speedrun

[opaque sigil]

Source?

[sinful flare]

i hate this game so much

[stark prism]

the red skull guy from the news said it

[uncut citrus]

hm?

[hazy summit]

Thats not quite what they said
It can be ineterpreted in two different ways i think

[opaque sigil]

And his source was what

[silk zodiac]

then why do you always come back to it kaan...

[sinful flare]

addiction

[stark prism]

pfffffffff thats a conundrum for ya to solve

[hazy summit]

Reddit is the source

[silk zodiac]

real

[hazy summit]

Some random guy is the source

[opaque sigil]

I know, but the thing is the Reddit post didn’t even say that

[stark prism]

hre

[hazy summit]

I trust the source this time tho

But I think You are misinterpreting

What Ari said

[stark prism]

it was some question related to either the size of the map or the length of the game

ari said he aint too sure

[opaque sigil]

I mean there’s no actual information in it so sure

[stark prism]

and something about the game being relatively quick to beat at the moment

[exotic geyser]

We have a limited time offer at the store, you can walk in and get any item for free!!! Try it out!!

[opaque sigil]

Didn’t say that

[stark prism]

computer pull up that daily news video the red skull guy covers

[hazy summit]

You can beat HK in 30 minutes

[stark prism]

well yeah thats with like sequence breaks and skips and shied

[vale temple]

sundersun

[sinful flare]

blackest friday

[quiet token]

that sundered grove was so terrible tho

[stark prism]

do i need a firearm for this discount to be active?

[opaque sigil]

anyways since you're not gonna go check the source to see, they never said anything about the length of the game or how long it takes to beat it

[vale temple]

ok tammo

[stark prism]

computer i told ye where i heard it, check the source yerself

[sinful flare]

3 VOID SEEDS
31 ENEMIES

[opaque sigil]

if you're trying to use a source, provide it

[quiet token]

can't get over how terrible my items were 🥹

[stark prism]

i doned told ye red skull mans most recent yellow text video yea

[sinful flare]

i thought executive card would save the run

[opaque sigil]

link it, timestamped

[quiet token]

if we got through stage 4 we might've actually beaten mithrix

[hazy summit]

Only because you can be the game quickly it doesnt mean that you can 100% it quickly too

[stark prism]

ere ya go man https://www.youtube.com/@DailySilksongNews
and uhh the timestamp is 21:11

[opaque sigil]

they didn't even say that

[hazy summit]

Who

[opaque sigil]

tc

nobody said anything about the actual length of the game

[hazy summit]

I know

I know

[quiet token]

😭 (metamorphosis artifact active)

[stark prism]

https://youtu.be/D9m-oBgr-bQ?t=58

[opaque sigil]

wanna read it again

[hazy summit]

Nuh uh

[opaque sigil]

ara is flat out wrong in how he describes the content of the message, so read it

[hazy summit]

That could also refer to Hornet movement speed

[opaque sigil]

it's clearly that

[vale temple]

another reason why dsn isn't a good source

[stark prism]

nah im gon trust proffesor red skull ere yer tryin to wash me brains

[opaque sigil]

truly reading one sentence of context would make the correct interpretation clear

[radiant scroll]

Actual ss discussion in #sk-discussion ???

[hazy summit]

Silksong is going to be 10 minutes long

[stark prism]

i don't believe in such a thing as a "correct interpretation" when it comes to anythin

[vale temple]

[limpid nebula]

[stark prism]

yore mader

[marsh ibex]

Yeah there is

[radiant scroll]

Are we discussing ss length

[stark prism]

pfff well that don't mean i gon believe it

[marsh ibex]

well yes I wouldn’t expect you to believe correct things

[stark prism]

and whys that be

[marsh ibex]

[stark prism]

uhh the best one there is yeah

[marsh ibex]

He’s actually a marxist

[stark prism]

don't ye fuggin dare say that about me man i gon be sad man dont do that, worst insult ya could call me

[vale temple]

please talk normally

[marsh ibex]

I think he’s a russian marxist

[stark prism]

AW HELL NAW

EWW IM BOUTA PUKE thats legit nasty

[limpid nebula]

What

[silk zodiac]

are you trying to sound irish or are you actually irish

[stark prism]

aint from Ireland

[hazy summit]

Does anyone know anyone from greenland irl

[silk zodiac]

so why try sound irish

[stark prism]

just for the record i do not believe in any ideologies or philosophies made in or by the residents/citizens of germany 1 or germany 2

yaknow the other one think it was called australia yeah

[limpid nebula]

I know ss discussion mains are unhinged but you’ve gotten worse

[marsh ibex]

what is this supposed to mean exactly

[limpid nebula]

Seen him multiple times now

[silk zodiac]

i'm barely here and it's fine usually but true

[stark prism]

man yaknow exactly man

[vale temple]

know what

[stark prism]

it means exactly what i said man

[marsh ibex]

If I asked I dunno what it means

[stark prism]

HEY THATS MY LINE

[limpid nebula]

Sure

[vale temple]

can you elaborate further poltel

[silk zodiac]

it's just kaan talking about ror2, idk much else in ss discussion oh there's kirb, yeah i don't lurk tbh

[dark wagon]

Dont be a normie be weird like us

[limpid nebula]

‘Sure‘

[dark wagon]

Ur missing out

Life is strange

[stark prism]

what kind of specifics do ye want to be elaborated upon?

[silk zodiac]

i remember when i unironically used to say normie when i was young i wish i could talk and teach past me lmao

[dark wagon]

You transformed into the very normie the past you wished not to be……Inspirational

SAME

[limpid nebula]

Please never teach a child. Learn to use commas first.

[wheat sail]

Silkmid

[stark prism]

USE WHat oh commas i misread that for a second

[dark wagon]

SHSNSKSJ????

[silk zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-rapper-serious-bald-stare-gif-17497141

[limpid nebula]

Who pushed you down the stairs?

[dark wagon]

Good morning ooooo ooo oo o o h

[silk zodiac]

not bothered sometimes when I type lol

[stark prism]

he kind of reminds me of some other musician guy

what was that guys name agian?

[dark wagon]

If I knew I’d had sent them to the police but it was a betrayal I have no idea

[stark prism]

i think he wuz canadian too

[dark wagon]

Drake

[limpid nebula]

It’s easier to read.

[stark prism]

yea thats probably the man

i swear like Kanye and that Drake fellow gotta be twins or at least related in some capacity

[limpid nebula]

[dark wagon]

ON GOD THOUGH

[silk zodiac]

?

[hollow terrace]

No matter the explanation, this sounds extremely weird

[stark prism]

they just look so dang similar

[hollow terrace]

No they don’t and it sounds likes extremely racist

[stark prism]

like i can tell these two apart now i learned to do that

[silk zodiac]

[dark wagon]

AJSNKASJSN

[limpid nebula]

[north musk]

when silksong

[limpid nebula]

I think it’s time to stop the bit dude

[stark prism]

that don't look like kanye there on the right its gotta be some sort of stunt double

aint no way thats him

[hollow terrace]

Buddy are you actually thinking before saying

[silk zodiac]

right meow

[sinful flare]

poltel i know you love to use 0 brain cells but at least use 1 brain cell when you see an orange name type

[limpid nebula]

Right

[vale temple]

or just in general

[north musk]

[dark wagon]

Hes dedicated

[stark prism]

yeah man

[sinful flare]

racism

[dark wagon]

Mine is black

[stark prism]

hell no

[limpid nebula]

I hav pink

[vale temple]

gray is an option

[stark prism]

wait what how

how does that work

[limpid nebula]

Whoa! Flashbang!!

[stark prism]

what in tarnation is that

[dark wagon]

POLTEL DISCOVERS LIGHT MODE FOR THE FIRST TIME

Can we have red role

[limpid nebula]

TC role

[stark prism]

thats cyan

[dark wagon]

Oh shit we just gotta start speedrunning

[dark wagon]

Exactly

[silk zodiac]

[stark prism]

team cherry appearances have gotten so low these days we getting blokes who don't even know a red role exists

[vale temple]

I don't think i've ever seen a speedrun mod outside of the channel

[dark wagon]

Oh no I knew I simply want it 😈😈😈😈😈

[radiant scroll]

huh

[stark prism]

i mean it probably doesnt do nothing at least thats what the mods told me

[limpid nebula]

Ever since they got to Graig… 😔

[dark wagon]

WHAT DID THEY DO TO GRAIG

[quiet token]

just checking in, anyone want mcdonalds

[radiant scroll]

is graig gone

[dark wagon]

ME

[limpid nebula]

Sure

[radiant scroll]

yes please

[uncut citrus]

ULTRAGRAIG

[sinful flare]

reduced from ultragraig to nograig

[stark prism]

WHAT IS THAT

[sinful flare]

me

[vale temple]

reeves

[radiant scroll]

can i have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[stark prism]

tf is a mcburger

[uncut citrus]

Sof

thats me

[twin bough]

Hi people

[uncut citrus]

hello

Sof 🥹

[exotic geyser]

live reeves footage gripping a blanket and swaying their head side to side furiously

[vale temple]

[stark prism]

holy shit i can't remember which states in america are square and which aint

[vale temple]

it's such a good gif too

[uncut citrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/893970767040102500/950647774314135634/catgif.gif

[vale temple]

what's the caption

[limpid nebula]

The more west the more blocky

[radiant scroll]

merica???

[exotic geyser]

It's probably just the great desert states + some north central ones right???

[vale temple]

sandund

[uncut citrus]

wait

wrong reply

[stark prism]

sounds like hell

[uncut citrus]

i meant to reply to that

[exotic geyser]

is that your bot Reeves?

[uncut citrus]

nah i dont have no bot..

yet

[stark prism]

As your president and commander in chief, it is with a heavy heart that I’m informing you that we have made a strategic decision to surrender to the alien invaders known as the Combine.

[twin bough]

I am a bot

[stark prism]

ye sure yer a bot?

[exotic geyser]

what about that hunger games site you were working on

[stark prism]

and not something else? something more sinister??

[uncut citrus]

we waited 6 years for silksong now y'all will have to wait another 6 year for that

[stark prism]

why yes you are correct i am from a country much like over 99% of the worlds population

[exotic geyser]

i will wait in hg-discussion for as long as it takes

[vale temple]

are you still working on it

[exotic geyser]

it's not not being worked on

[vale temple]

please give us updates reeves
don't be cheam tirry

[uncut citrus]

im a very hard worker obviously!!!

anyways hop on Obama battle royal

[vale temple]

aluo

[exotic geyser]

really?

[twin bough]

I like the idea of that

[uncut citrus]

i mean i would hop on if yall can

[sinful flare]

hop on risk of rain 1

[twin bough]

Wa huh its a real thing?

[wheat sail]

Hop on rain of risk

[rough mirage]

Alfie are you a real thing?

[twin bough]

That information is not important right now

[uncut citrus]

my only OBR screen

[rough mirage]

Og

[wheat sail]

Reeves shooters

[quiet token]

the controls for ror1 are pretty strange imo

[exotic geyser]

i'm alone on the OBR

[stark prism]

sounds fammiliar

[uncut citrus]

im hopping on

[quiet token]

i always accidentally hit the wrong ability and you cant rebind to mouse

[rough mirage]

I bet it would huh

[stark prism]

can brown tap water be considered a drug that one can overdose on?

[uncut citrus]

@indigo nymph @olive bobcat hop on Obama battle royal tbh

[stark prism]

is that happening common in america?

[uncut citrus]

mage too but hes busy

@exotic geyser i forgot how to open caht 🥹

[rough mirage]

Stop gatekeeping America

[exotic geyser]

me too

[quiet token]

idk if i should be suprised obama battle royale exists in some capacity

[exotic geyser]

i think it's forward slash

[stark prism]

can dried up and ground up mosquitos be considered a seasoning/spice?

[rough mirage]

Sure

[stark prism]

yore dad

[rough mirage]

Why not

[stark prism]

fear

[rough mirage]

I mean people eat weird things

[quiet token]

guys the mcdonalds closed i couldnt get anything :(

[rough mirage]

Like ground up certain organs

[stark prism]

good

[small goblet]

macdonaldeez

[stark prism]

i wonder how many dried up ground up mosquitos would it take to fill an average pepper/salt shaker

and would anyone even know the difference

[rough mirage]

Probably

[exotic geyser]

reeves is now the president

[wheat sail]

Jfk

[stark prism]

im gonna turn those annoying buzzing shits into something revolutionary

just gotta get an open bottle of coca cola and leave it on the window at night

i gon get more than just skeeters

hmm so i gon have to somehow filter em out

cause i don't want no flies in the spice

[serene chasm]

No one knows

[stark prism]

everyone knows exactly, im being spied on and every thought in my brain and private matter is open to everyones eyes

im so goddamn easy to read

everyone can know my every intention and thought pattern without even seeing me

[rough mirage]

It's almost like you are see through....

[quiet token]

like a hologram....

[rough mirage]

Hmmm.....

[indigo nymph]

k

[stark prism]

DANG IT i thought you knew holograms don't have thoughts all the calculations are done in the anti orgonal disc in the upper ozone layer

[rough mirage]

Damn really trying to trick me, we all know they have servers on the rings of Saturn

Stop trying to mislead us

Hologram

Uranus has avatars silly

[stark prism]

they aint got no buisiness being on saturn there aint no sentient life there, holograms are parasitic

[sage glade]

it's true

[rough mirage]

Holograms rely on the energy created by the rotation of Saturn silly

They feed off the digital solar system smh

[quiet token]

has anyone tried to stack hydrogen bombs on top of eachother and see how many they could put down before they fell

[rough mirage]

I thought spirits were on Jupiter?

[stark prism]

yer thinking of the crab nebula

[rough mirage]

Cause mercury has the droids

[opaque sigil]

I think they tend to be built to be aerodynamic and therefore don't have flat edges so, uh,
one

[rough mirage]

The crab nebula has crabs smh

[quiet token]

but what if you reeeaaally tried balancing them

[rough mirage]

The Milky way is controlled by the spirit droids

Who use the holograms as puppets

Like poltel

Don't get me started on the trojans

[twin bough]

What did i do?

[stark prism]

yeah me too

[rough mirage]

Like why are they building so many horses

Yeah stop self hating

[stark prism]

aw hell no i got one of those fancy shmancy meat computers in my crainium

[rough mirage]

Yeah you literally run off of chatgpt

[manic abyss]

I am ChatGPT

[rough mirage]

Wtf

We found the hive mind

Don't take my energy

My zodiac sign says I can't die today

[stark prism]

i sure do love tasting the pain like a human

pain is sure my very favorite taste yes

[rough mirage]

I love my healing crystals

[rapid topaz]

french do taste pain

[rough mirage]

Pain isn't a taste bro

[manic abyss]

Yes it was I! My machinations lay undetected for years, for I am a master of deception!

[stark prism]

yes it is
by my money it counts as a taste as long as ye can feel it on yer tongue

[rough mirage]

Painsexual💀

[rapid topaz]

what

[rough mirage]

Cause pan is also bread

[manic abyss]

I don't wanna get muted for role playing so uh

[rapid topaz]

nevermind I'm dumb

[manic abyss]

§

[stark prism]

did ye know that if you shoot plasma through the shell of a garden snail and deflect it into adequately cut gemstones in a setup involving 8 mirrors in a sealed box you can create an anti hologram field?

[manic abyss]

Discord has an update apparently

i dunno

[stark prism]

i havent seen any today so ima guess it doned it

[rapid topaz]

I wish I had a command to search by grimm pfps

[manic abyss]

oh yeah, ChatGPT released a mobile app today

it sucks

[opaque sigil]

really? not to filter them out?

[silk zodiac]

what about grimm pfps?

ik grimm pfps are like new people but why eradicate

[manic abyss]

/Delete Grimms

[stark prism]

eradication should be saved for holograms only

[silk zodiac]

i can get behind that

[stark prism]

no living human deserves that fate

[silk zodiac]

what is he saying 🗣️ ❗ ❓

[stark prism]

wisdom of the ages

[twin bough]

https://tenor.com/view/no-its-just-dumb-glass-onion-knives-out-daniel-craig-benoit-blanc-gif-27327414

[stark prism]

how the fuck do i drive a cheese wheel

[quiet token]

1. become kirby
2. Inhale wheel
3. zoooom

[stark prism]

yeah whatever

[next hatch]

<t:1550149208:F> <t:1550149208:R>
Decided to make some silksong-related hammertimes

[quiet token]

got reminded of sledgehammers, I love sledgehammers

[next hatch]

(also oh god, the silksong announcement was 1628 days ago)

[stark prism]

getting hit in the head by a sledgehammer

[quiet token]

If you had a dollar for every day that passed since silksong got announced you'd be able to afford a bunch of sledgehammers

[sinful flare]

true..

[quiet token]

could you theoretically remix all ror2 tracks into a version of the home depot theme

[heady iron]

If I had $1 quintillion dollars for every day since silksong was announced I'd have a lot of money

[sinful flare]

The Depot Formerly Known as Purple

Once in a House

[quiet token]

con homitude deporosa

[next hatch]

fusion collab style?
I assume the hardest part of that is making sure you can still distinguish every single ror2 track from one another after being home depot'd

[sinful flare]

You'll Need A Bigger Home

[rapid topaz]

RoR2 ref

[sinful flare]

Disdepotmeter

[rapid topaz]

🥺

If I had a dollar for every "silknever XD"...

[sinful flare]

etimo

[sage glade]

if i had a dollar for every "If I had a dollar for every "silknever XD"..."

[quiet token]

Depot as fuck

[sinful flare]

i found a particular ror2 mod that would let me do rock paper scissors with mithrix

[lone crown]

You’d have 40 dollars

Wrong reply

[sage glade]

more than i have now

[lone crown]

Meant the one before, I got confused

[uncut citrus]

@rustic herald hop on Obama battle royal

[sinful flare]

A Home Eventually Farts (And Don't You Listen to the Song of Depot)

[rapid topaz]

If I had a dollar for every minutes in a row Unity crashes

no but really

[sinful flare]

They Might As Well Be Home

[quiet token]

The home that fell to the sky

[sage glade]

i just realized when you get an item, this frame is meant to show where the item is added on your body

[sinful flare]

Prepot in D flat home

[sinful flare]

yea

[silver oak]

Any silkers in chat

[sinful flare]

theres a mod that shows how many stacks of the item you have on your character in the model

[analog vortex]

Yo

[analog vortex]

Me now

[silver oak]

Hell yeah

[sinful flare]

A Home Made from a Blueprint of Depot

i'm a lone silkshitter

[sinful flare]

Having Depot, It Was Home

[analog vortex]

Kaan why you change ur name

[sinful flare]

to follow our commander

[quiet token]

Home of Depot 2

[rapid topaz]

The home formely known as purple

[quiet token]

what if a mod made mithrix wield a sledgehammer and shoot nails

[sinful flare]

ngl a placid island of ignorance is kinda cool

too bad i fucking hate void locus i fucking hate void locus

[sage glade]

how

[quiet token]

So much potential for ror2 to find it's home in the depot

[sage glade]

i will depot your garden

[sage glade]

[exotic geyser]

silly mod

[sage glade]

it just stacks, literally

[sage glade]

makes binters 100x more worthwhile

[rustic herald]

later

[sinful flare]

holy shit blight but actually good

[quiet token]

never playing vanilla again i need this

[vale temple]

guy

[sinful flare]

SIX BILLION GASOLINE STACKS

[sage glade]

hi, will of the wisp or gasoline, you must pick now

[olive bobcat]

I have work for 7 more hours

[vale temple]

gasoline is my fav soft drink

[quiet token]

will o wisp ngl

[sinful flare]

wiki is horrible

[sage glade]

based

[sinful flare]

i want to find out the internal name of eulogy zero so i can add 20 of them as starting items on the configurable difficulty mod

[sage glade]

ask on the ror discord

[sinful flare]

nah

[flat remnant]

Ello chat

[sinful flare]

ello

[stark prism]

swagman

[uncut citrus]

yea i guessed

hop on Roblox Ohio

[quiet token]

what the hell is Roblox Ohio

[stark prism]

some kind of blender manufacturer idk

[sinful flare]

what @lone crown

[lone crown]

Isn’t this old

[sinful flare]

no

[stark prism]

what the fuck is an arbys

[uncut citrus]

PIZZA TOWER RP IS UNPLAYABLE NOOOO

[lone crown]

You didn’t know about this?

[sinful flare]

OH WAIT IT FUCKING IS OLD

[lone crown]

Kaan THIS IS OLD

[sinful flare]

MY BRAIN ACTIVATED

[lone crown]

LMAO

[sinful flare]

FADKLJVASKJFDHAS

I HAVE 0 READING COMPREHENSION

[uncut citrus]

Kaan 2021 was 2 years ago, you know, when you were 5

[lone crown]

Nastiest burger and milk I’ve ever seen in my life

[sinful flare]

ok reever

[stark prism]

i still don't know who arby is

[lone crown]

A shitty fast food chain

[stark prism]

is that even a name?

[sinful flare]

they have the meat

[stark prism]

the arb

[vale temple]

so he's 3 now

[uncut citrus]

yea

[stark prism]

2021 that was like two months ago right?

[lone crown]

This joke is getting old

[sly root]

hello humans

[lone crown]

Older than kaan

[stark prism]

im thinking of escaping the revenue services and hiding in an undisclosed location

[uncut citrus]

unlike Ka- oh shut up GEF

[stark prism]

yer right

honestly making pepper out of wasps probably isnt that bad of an idea

[quiet token]

can you get darkheaded

[stark prism]

would the venom gland connected to the stinger upon sufficient drying taste painful without any injection? i need to look that up

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/pacman-nerd-nerd-emoji-glasses-hair-gif-25684286

[sly root]

are there 365 birthdays or 8 billion?

[sinful flare]

365.25

[stark prism]

at least idk 32

look at this piece of shit

[lone crown]

The golden nerd emoji react has so much power behind it

[stark prism]

i genuinely hate this bastard i wish i could sell him

[lone crown]

HEY 😭

[stark prism]

weren't talkin bout ya

[quiet token]

They should make a hk nerd emote

[lone crown]

WHAT THE FUCK HOW MANY OF THESE DO YOU HAVE???

[stark prism]

no i swear i would never dru
drug

[sly root]

[uncut citrus]

the me server

[quiet token]

bog moment?

[lone crown]

Did they make it so that you have unlimited super reacts with nitro

Instead of 2 per week

[sly root]

no i used all of them

you have 5

[stark prism]

good for you

[lone crown]

On me? At the most random time?

[steady sage]

hoi chat!!!

[uncut citrus]

yea?

[sly root]

why not

[steady sage]

what new now?

[stark prism]

i got like a pretty good supply of dead wasps right now

i wish i knew what to do with em

[sly root]

eat them

[steady sage]

stop what? i just entered!!!

[stark prism]

yeah im considering preparing them in a way that makes em not look like wasps and selling them via false advertising

[sly root]

press them into a burger patty

[stark prism]

i doubt there was enough of them in that nest for that

[sly root]

you aring having being getting dumber

[stark prism]

would be a pretty thin burg all things considered

and uhhhh those shits are contaminated with at least like two different types of bug spray

[sly root]

no mind to think

[quiet token]

This place has that effect don't worry you're only getting dumber

[sly root]

[stark prism]

nope my fancy meat computer simply got more ram then yers

[sly root]

silksong when

🤯

dont cry

[stark prism]

im angry everytime i see those subatomic smartphones with the eyechips

[hazy summit]

Does someone here play terraria

[sly root]

no never heard of it

[quiet token]

I wonder how many progressively unhinged shermasmirk emotes you need to show to a medieval peasant before their brain stops functioning

[hazy summit]

Minecraft but way better

[sly root]

[stark prism]

don't ye ever try to watch a movie and then some dipshit character on screen pulls out a smartphone

[hazy summit]

2

[stark prism]

like im angry everytime i see one of those squares inside of a movie

those shits are unrealistic

yeah it takes me out of the immersion

[sly root]

📱

[stark prism]

good thing this chat aint no movie otherwise i would have been angry

[hazy summit]

When I saw someone with a phone in Nimona

I had forgotten they werent in the medieval age

[sly root]

silksong or the devil

[hazy summit]

Expensive age

The devil shivvers when the silksong apoears

😱🔨

[stark prism]

yeah the devil is actually a subspecies of hologram

[hazy summit]

End what

What

[stark prism]

computer deactivate

[quiet token]

The end is never the end is never the end

[hazy summit]

I'm playing Master mode

[stark prism]

end program

[hazy summit]

Zombies got hands not gonna lie

Install tiktok

[stark prism]

man mafia 1 is such a classic

[hazy summit]

So true

[stark prism]

everybody here oughta play mafia 1 right now

and i aint talking about the goddamn remake

the 2002 version is way better

[hazy summit]

Sure

Is it on steam

[stark prism]

yeah both are

[quiet token]

BlueCheese fails to comprehend the lovecraftian horror that is poltel

[hazy summit]

Can i run that game in my not gamer computer

[stark prism]

it came out in 2002 so yeah

[hazy summit]

Yepee

[stark prism]

but you also need to modify the games files

[hazy summit]

B

[hazy summit]

Why

[stark prism]

since the steam release has 90% of the soundtrack cut

[hazy summit]

Bruuuuu

[wheat sail]

Ba😔zinga

[stark prism]

you actually just need to paste in the files in the correct folder and it works perfectly

[hazy summit]

Thats such a bumer
Or however that word is spelt

[quiet token]

HAppy birthday kirbs

[hazy summit]

Nice

[lone crown]

Dear god…

https://tenor.com/view/vietnamflashback-gif-7780922

[hazy summit]

Hollow knight anime when

[vale temple]

hbdk

[stark prism]

also the game has problems launching through steam

[hazy summit]

Poltel

What is mafia 1 anyway

[wheat sail]

[hazy summit]

🐊

I might play that

But I want to know what is it

[violet dune]

oh no

[quiet token]

I'm gonna go to sleep it's 23:00

[hazy summit]

No , sorry
Mafia 1

[stark prism]

you actually need to open the local files and go into a folder named "Mafia" and click "Game.exe"

[quiet token]

Amimir

[wheat sail]

23:00?

[stark prism]

https://youtu.be/HwyOjeRzShs

[sinful flare]

it's 24:00

[wheat sail]

Just say 8pm

[small goblet]

true it's 0:00

[vale temple]

kaan it's 5 pm

[hazy summit]

Lets see

[sinful flare]

wait fuck i mean 00:00

[lone crown]

Netflix why

[stark prism]

janky 1930s italian mob GTA like game developed by czechs

[quiet token]

So many of you are wrong wtf

gonna go to sleep in the correct timezone now

[stark prism]

no it aint them 'grams are walking round at night dropping trash round parked cars and shit

[hazy summit]

Oh no

It's another Open world game set in new york

I'm sick of GTA like games

Spiderman

[sinful flare]

so you hate crimes

[hazy summit]

It's not always about the money

[sinful flare]

it's about power

[hazy summit]

Nur hur

[sinful flare]

glad we are (almsot) on the same page

[hazy summit]

It's about the mets

[silk zodiac]

we stay hungry...

[opaque sigil]

And yet ni no kuni was the best

[sinful flare]

we devour

[stark prism]

aw hell naw its set in lost heaven which only slightly resembles new york

[hazy summit]

Yeah but i'm kinda tired of GTA like games

[stark prism]

thats alright man

[silk zodiac]

put in the work

[sinful flare]

nah

[stark prism]

to anyone here who wanna play mafia i got a message for you stay away from hoboken that place is cursed

[silk zodiac]

ig we won't take what's hours...

[hazy summit]

Thats cool
I'm def playing that game some time tho

What's wrong cheese

Minecraft?

[stark prism]

if yer lookin for a classic that aint bout cars open worlds and new yorks i would reccomend witcher 1

thats the classic that started it all

the weak should fear the strong

yore pader

[tardy orbit]

I thought you said “New Haven” at first lmao. Like imagine all your NPC encounters being either legacy Yale students or crack addicts

[hazy summit]

Terraria on steam has this annoying ass bug that if you change the audio output device in the middle of the game, you can't hear anything and have to close the game

[stark prism]

a lot of games got that, its so fucking annoying

it weren't fun with that shit happenin to me when playin witcher 2

[hazy summit]

Devs are so lazy

[uncut citrus]

hmmm

[hazy summit]

Imagine uploading a game to Steam and forgetting to put 90% of the soundtrack 🤣🤣🤣

[stark prism]

most likely when it rebranded from being called Coltel

[hazy summit]

And not fixing it years later

[stark prism]

it had something to do with the publisher losing the rights to the licensed music

it was very much intentional

[hazy summit]

Maybe it was a strategy to get people to download the remake instead or something

Idk

[stark prism]

possibly, but the remake don't got those tracks either

[hazy summit]

I'm not a marketing genius

Wow

How do i become rich

[stark prism]

and cruising through lost heaven and the countryside aint the same without some Django Reinhart playin in the background

[stark prism]

sell powdered wasp

[hazy summit]

Thanks

Powdered Hornet

[stark prism]

boom i win like always

[coarse leaf]

NEW SILKSONG LEAK

[hazy summit]

Do i lose them if he does talk

Damn you poltel

My money 😭

[sinful flare]

@sage glade do you still feel like silly ror2ing maybe 2 runs

[stark prism]

i can wire transfer you -7dollar

[shell yacht]

as if anyone here could get their hands on silksong info

[hazy summit]

I can

[stark prism]

the mods know everything they are here to taunt us

all the mods are actually secret playtesters

[twin bough]

Considering i have the game i wouldnt count on that

[hazy summit]

All I have to do is Google silksong dot com and then i have the info

Cherrys?

Cherriessyes

[sage glade]

sorry dude, tis too late rn

[hazy summit]

However it's spelt

[sinful flare]

damn ok

[sage glade]

btw we should recruit some other folks to gang up on umbry mithy

[sinful flare]

we got a brand new recruit actually

[stark prism]

what if i hooked up an ai specifically trained to mimic the type of shid i say online to this computer

[sage glade]

:O

[stark prism]

i wonder what kind of funny crud it could say

[hazy summit]

Slimes are so annoying

They come in ballons now

[stark prism]

the spiked bastards are the worst

[hazy summit]

Who

My mother aint got no spiked

Spikes

Sometimes you just gotta

Maybe you are just bored

Happens often

Whenever i'm bored and don't know what to do I walk in circles

[uncut citrus]

yea

[hazy summit]

Hi reeves

[flat remnant]

Reeves do you still want the glasses drawing

Asking because in the mood for art and kind of bored but not sure what to draw

[hazy summit]

Nur

[uncut citrus]

sure

[stark prism]

whenever i get bored i listen to absolute classics such as this https://youtu.be/A_Cycjg5_9A

[uncut citrus]

just like in Issac

[vale temple]

[flat remnant]

What is it sof

[stark prism]

what is sof

oh yeah the yellow creature guy

[flat remnant]

Joltik

[stark prism]

i aint gon remember that name

i got better things to store in me fancy meat computer

no bloke can remember everything there is to remember

[flat remnant]

Brain

[stark prism]

the device, the doohickey whatever ye call it

[flat remnant]

@uncut citrus an entirely new drawing or the glasses on top of the old one

[elfin gulch]

Omg I need art ideas too

[uncut citrus]

whatever you prefer

[stark prism]

draw like a monochrome face but really ugly and with a long nose

[elfin gulch]

Okey

[stark prism]

like the nose gotta be at least as long as the head and neck combined

[elfin gulch]

Ok this is some Pinocchio shit and I’m loving it

rubs hands

[stark prism]

idk add in some crooked teeth a weird jawline

some wrinkles or whatever

[foggy heath]

I have literally drawn just one character

[elfin gulch]

Gotchu

[stark prism]

which one

[foggy heath]

Goober

(My oc)

[flat remnant]

Oh snom can i draw that

[foggy heath]

Sure!

[stark prism]

why he look like gas station clerk

[flat remnant]

I've had it saved for a week i already have an idea

[stark prism]

whats with the hat

[foggy heath]

He is gas staton

[uncut citrus]

:mutnemom:

[foggy heath]

Alr I’m excited to see where this goes

[uncut citrus]

#sk-discussion message

[silk zodiac]

[violet dune]

you're not real

[vale temple]

cool oc
might give it a try but I don't think it'll be much different

[foggy heath]

Thanks! I’m absolutely fine with people drawing my OC so go ahead

[sage glade]

no way, snomtaro

[wheat sail]

No.

[vale temple]

wait that's snom????

[violet dune]

we already did that

[foggy heath]

Yip

[vale temple]

NOO i cant unsee it

[sage glade]

and jotaro

[foggy heath]

My username: Snom Platinum
My OC: Snomtaro

[sage glade]

so you're the stand

[vale temple]

idk why i didnt think about it

[velvet sentinel]

ever have the urge to rip the skin off your fingers?

[vale temple]

i thought that was some weird ass hair

[violet dune]

google "daily silksong sacrifices"

[sage glade]

that must mean the user snomtaro is closeby as you sound rather sentient

[vale temple]

yeah its a really bad habit

[sage glade]

what kind of skin

[vale temple]

fym what kind

[velvet sentinel]

the skin on your finger. What else? As fortnite skin?

[sage glade]

dehydrated skin forms those white flakes which are very peelable

[vale temple]

dehydrated

[velvet sentinel]

dehydrated lmao you are 70% water imagine being dehydrated

[flat remnant]

@uncut citrus a or b

[sage glade]

shit like this

[flat remnant]

delete that

[vale temple]

what about a blackglssses version

[uncut citrus]

b

[velvet sentinel]

what the fuck

[flat remnant]

these are sarah's glasses..

[sage glade]

thief

[uncut citrus]

i stole them

[sage glade]

kleptomaniac

[uncut citrus]

but really you dont have to make them exactly like Sarah's, i just thought her's were cool

[flat remnant]

okay then reeves

what is your favorite color

[vale temple]

doesnt hide the fact you stole them reeves

[flat remnant]

oh what if

[wheat sail]

My favourite color is blue

I'm blue

[sage glade]

da ba dee

[uncut citrus]

shhhhh...

tsk tsk tsk

[uncut citrus]

honestly that orange works very well with the blue, maybe some pink would work too? but it already works well with the orange

[sinful flare]

typo
we found a green printer

that throws the item outputted into a pit in stage 2

[sage glade]

congrats

[violet dune]

green looks blue

[vale temple]

your pfp looks yellow wither

[sage glade]

sof has undiagnosed colorblindness
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1123298203270402048.webp?size=44&quality=lossless

[violet dune]

Its supposed to look yellow?

[flat remnant]

@uncut citrus what if

[uncut citrus]

[digital junco]

no way

[sage glade]

try these

[flat remnant]

YES

[uncut citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1123298203270402048.webp?size=88&quality=lossless

[vale temple]

[uncut citrus]

aw

[sage glade]

https://tenor.com/bQkbf.gif

[violet dune]

epic embed fail

[digital junco]

this is me when i do the impossible and see the invisible

[uncut citrus]

yes way

its me, and im here to know about the image.

you will tell me, Cams.

[digital junco]

[flat remnant]

drawing glasses is so fun

[sage glade]

me when i fight the power

[shell yacht]

sherma is gonna pierce the heavens?

who gave him this power

[uncut citrus]

[flat remnant]

what is an artist, if not a god

[sage glade]

a fartist perhaps

https://tenor.com/view/dance-aot-captain-levi-eren-petra-gif-15251801

[flat remnant]

i am truly the fartest

[violet dune]

there are lizard people

[digital junco]

Altercation Toward The Large

[uncut citrus]

why is this funny to me

[wheat sail]

There are no lizard people!

[violet dune]

reeves is a lizard person

[uncut citrus]

shhhh

now now

[sage glade]

Unamicable brawl among monumental beings

[uncut citrus]

this is why i get to ask Cams. about the image (Cams. is a lizard as seen from the pfp)

[violet dune]

YOU ARE A LIZARD

reeves is a lizard nothing is real

[uncut citrus]

youre literally a duck shut up...

[digital junco]

[violet dune]

you arent real.

[uncut citrus]

now answer me

[violet dune]

go away hallucination

[digital junco]

nuh uh

[violet dune]

you're fake.

[uncut citrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/893970767040102500/950647774314135634/catgif.gif

[uncut citrus]

🥹

[velvet sentinel]

no way

[violet dune]

false

[velvet sentinel]

who reacted ❓

[sage glade]

(@violet dune https://en.as.com/videos/watch-woman-has-freakout-on-plane-about-a-not-real-person-v/)

[lone crown]

“I’d like to speak to the pilot in-command”

[uncut citrus]

idk ❓

[violet dune]

no

[velvet sentinel]

btw guys are we going to ignore that aliens are confirmed real and just move on?

ok

[lone crown]

They aren’t

[violet dune]

What

[sage glade]

do you want the context or not, make up your mind

[lone crown]

The whistleblower shit again?

[violet dune]

i donf

[velvet sentinel]

some government dude had some speech or shit and confirmed aliens or something

[digital junco]

the aliens are real actually i'm homies with the leader

[violet dune]

i feel like i am going insane

[uncut citrus]

me

[sage glade]

can you ask why they preferentially invade the US repeatedly

[velvet sentinel]

https://www.youtube.com/live/nSeuq6HAJnI?feature=share

wow what a dumb thumbnail

[digital junco]

americans are not smart enough to be a threat to them

me too

[velvet sentinel]

my condolences i hope they find a cure

[violet dune]

true

[flat remnant]

they found traces of non-human things
so it could just be a dead rat

[sage glade]

you mean a McCure?

with your side of McCondolences

[violet dune]

rats are fake like reeves

[velvet sentinel]

but there’s an ufo in the thumbnail so it has to be aliens

[uncut citrus]

hear that, @coarse leaf ?

we're FAKE

[coarse leaf]

[uncut citrus]

oh right

fireworks, i forgot

[digital junco]

the aliens were gonna harvest us for energy but i told them that's not cool and now we chill

[vale temple]

erie

[flat remnant]

erie

[uncut citrus]

erie

[sage glade]

what energy?

[wheat sail]

The government definitely aren't talking of aliens because there are other issues they want to distract from

[sage glade]

humans would not make good fuel

[vale temple]

madoka magica:

[sage glade]

unless you bury them for a million years i guess

[digital junco]

thats exactly what i had on my mind 😭

[violet dune]

i would

[uncut citrus]

yeah i saw but idk which to pick

[vale temple]

🤝

[stark thicket]

what about doing a matrix move

[sage glade]

the show's plot nowhere in my mind after i binged it like 7 years ago:

[velvet sentinel]

well they kind of failed no one gives a shit about the aliens. It should be worldwide news but it’s not

[uncut citrus]

no i mean, between all 3 glasses

[vale temple]

uhhh magical girls

[uncut citrus]

#sk-discussion message #sk-discussion message

[sage glade]

yes and a "main" character dying in the 4th episode

[vale temple]

should be more specific

[sage glade]

🟨

[vale temple]

[lone crown]

This aint the first time some ex-government/military spoke shit about aliens so I don’t care til we actually see authentic alien technology/proof

[uncut citrus]

thats what i was going to go but

[vale temple]

ger is an alien omg

[digital junco]

my mind was blown during that scene
like truly headsplitting stuff

[lone crown]

gef*

[sage glade]

um, ᶦᵐᵖᵒˢᵗᵉʳ

[uncut citrus]

@flat remnant the pink glasses image is too small to make into a pfp 🥹

like i mean its too zoomed in

[flat remnant]

okay give me a bit

[wheat sail]

Times up

[violet dune]

thats blue wht ks it called yellow

[lone crown]

My preferred pronouns are now GEF/GEF

[dusty nimbus]

If aliens can reach our planet already then we'll be fucked if discovered so proof won't take a while

[uncut citrus]

that also means the red image is too zoomed in, the orange one is fine though

[sage glade]

can you give me a recap, i cannot imagine/recall why that would happen to you

[dusty nimbus]

Ok Jef, noted

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-fnaf-turning-around-turning-doug-turning-around-gif-23411544

[uncut citrus]

thanks

[dusty nimbus]

Go go power rangers

[sage glade]

https://tenor.com/bIPb2.gif

[lone crown]

Geoff Keighley

[vale temple]

did you forget to add lighting to the glasses

[flat remnant]

yes but i'm leaving it

actually should i give it lighting?

[violet dune]

G

[dusty nimbus]

Who used to mispronounce you Jef just to annoy you in the past?

[vale temple]

it'll look better

[hybrid atlas]

@sinful flare

[sinful flare]

ello

[lone crown]

You

[hybrid atlas]

heyy

[violet dune]

kaagaming

[digital junco]

🚶‍♀️-👧 = 🪦

[vale temple]

keng