sk-discussion

[cedar trench]

it's a song

[sinful flare]

oh so no leaked government documents

[cedar trench]

and it's like the single version of a track that has been tweaked A LOT

[sinful flare]

kind of disappointed

[cedar trench]

the lyrics are much much more different

take a look at the previews yourself

oh shit actually don't do that

the first one is weird.

that part is weird.

[sinful flare]

[chilly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/barbie-ryan-gosling-wink-margot-robbie-handsome-gif-7779535681814001194

[dusty nimbus]

Step 1: Regret

[dusty nimbus]

Step 2: Bargaining

[sinful flare]

actually i almost forgot
are you up for ror2 tomorrow or today if i even get the chance

[dusty nimbus]

Step 3: Acceptance

[coarse leaf]

I have a question

[sinful flare]

whats your question, soldier

[coarse leaf]

Who tf is dash master

[sinful flare]

sans undertale

[coarse leaf]

wut

[dusty nimbus]

If it's instructions on how to breather just become a fish

[cedar trench]

this is not the chat to do it but idk just a guy

[sinful flare]

that's the boring answer

[cedar trench]

sans undertale

[vale temple]

where the fuck did kang go

[dusty nimbus]

Probably a racer that did a lot of racing

[sinful flare]

now youre speaking my languge

[coarse leaf]

how do i zote

after not beeing savet

[cedar trench]

I'M MORE THAN ADEQUATE 🗣️ 🗣️ ‼️ ‼️

[sinful flare]

YOU ARE NOT KENOUGH

[chilly nexus]

tomorrow I would be 👍 today I've not much time tho

[cedar trench]

LEAVE KANYE OUT OF THIS 🗣️ 🔥

[coarse leaf]

woman

wo MAN

[cedar trench]

LEAVE YOUR SERTALINE IN THE CABINET 🗣️ 💯 🔥

[coarse leaf]

u are a man with a wooooo

[sinful flare]

that works

[cedar trench]

AND [unintelligible] 🗣️ ✊

[dusty nimbus]

The neo-nazi dude or some other dude?

[cedar trench]

hey chat was is this guy on

[cedar trench]

it's lyrics to the song i'm listening to

[dusty nimbus]

Then God bless that random Kanye

[cedar trench]

no it's that kanye

[dusty nimbus]

Then fuck that bitch ass motherfucker

[sinful flare]

and his mother lived in a house on top of a hill

[coarse leaf]

On what

Was i on what

[cedar trench]

yeah that was the question

[sinful flare]

idk what you on but preferably watch your words next time

[coarse leaf]

Wut did i do

So agressive

[dusty nimbus]

Grimm pfp clear and simple answer

[cedar trench]

grimm pfps are the worst like they're either 10 years old or thristy as fuck

[sinful flare]

ok nevermind forget about it

[sinful flare]

im currently too busy dealing with staying alive to really care rn but true

[coarse leaf]

Nah not rn

[dusty nimbus]

A reg will probably see 99,9% of Grimm pfps get obliterated by mods or the rest change pfp

[coarse leaf]

Go cry ab it

[cedar trench]

KENDRICK LAMAR???????????????????

[sinful flare]

is he kenough

[vale temple]

keng

[sinful flare]

sof

[cedar trench]

i ain't going to bed without a goodnight text frfrfr

[sinful flare]

god night and go to sleep

[indigo nymph]

kenergy is kenigma, kenjoyable, kendurer, kenchanted, kendless, kentrepreneur, kendorsable, kenergetic, kenormous, kenhancing, kentertaining, kenterprising, kengageing, kendear, kencouraging and is kentrusted to be kengraved onto the kenthrone

[cedar trench]

from her

[cerulean sable]

thats true actually, 60% of active Grimm pfps get obliterated in less than 3 months

[sinful flare]

you'll need the rest to be better in the next ror2 run

[cerulean sable]

not saying causation equals causality here but

i fucked it up

[cedar trench]

i will never forget the one that dmd me umpromted and called me mommy then blocked me

[cerulean sable]

its correlation equals causality

[dusty nimbus]

I'm saving this

[vale temple]

everyone should change into grimm theme pfps when silksong is near

[sinful flare]

lmao

[cerulean sable]

yeah standard Grimm pfp

[sinful flare]

lets stay calm about it and 2 days later we all change our pfp and nicks into grimm pfps talking about what we normally talk about

[dusty nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-frog-what-excuse-me-what-did-you-say-gif-15481645

[sinful flare]

i'll even delete this message later

[vale temple]

then the elimination process starts

[cedar trench]

THE WHY OF THAT IS EVEN FUNNIER

[cedar trench]

let me dm you

[heady iron]

We could also change to Grimm pfps and then act like them too

[sinful flare]

remember my backup plan

when all things go south

also we could use that as evidence for racism

if necessary

[foggy aurora]

i like cheese

[sinful flare]

maybe not act like them

[sinful flare]

Aye same

[foggy aurora]

pierogi is already plural

[heady iron]

pierogus

[sinful flare]

Ask @ivory sluice about it

[foggy aurora]

why

[sinful flare]

to debate if it really is plural or not

[foggy aurora]

wtf

[sinful flare]

nothing i just like to watch the world burn

[foggy aurora]

it is, one pieróg, two pierogi

[sinful flare]

convincing argument

[vale temple]

the grub

[foggy aurora]

if i could i would telephatically tell all 8 billion ppl on earth the words: your religion is real child

[dusty nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-gif-12456706

I love cheese

[sinful flare]

glad we're on the same idea

[foggy aurora]

OWW MA GOWWD

ITS CHIZ\

[dusty nimbus]

The cheese tax must be paid

[foggy aurora]

do you ppl have a dog?

[dusty nimbus]

Nope

[sinful flare]

more of a car person

[foggy aurora]

i always pay, the dog IRS wont get me

[sinful flare]

i mean cat

[vale temple]

you cant even drive kaan

[dusty nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkiye-kaan-ozdil-car-gif-19334563

[foggy aurora]

i drive cars over ppl, do u drive cats over ppl???

[sinful flare]

literally me

[dusty nimbus]

I honestly miss my cat every day

[sinful flare]

its an art ive learned from my family

[foggy aurora]

does the words im saying make sense

[foggy aurora]

im somewhat sleep deprived

[sinful flare]

youre making grammar mistakes so not really

[dusty nimbus]

No, I drive tanks over people like in Tienamen square

[foggy aurora]

where

[sinful flare]

im so sleep deprived i wasnt even sure if the word "grammar" was real

[dusty nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/monsieur-omgba-shame-on-you-kant-tgi-gif-19293983

[foggy aurora]

danm

[heady iron]

my honest reaction to that information

[sinful flare]

its just like that one episode in gumball

[foggy aurora]

sometimes i wonder if bears exist

[dusty nimbus]

Nothing happened that day unfortunately, at all

[sinful flare]

what happened

[foggy aurora]

like i never saw one the word might be lying to me

[dusty nimbus]

Yes they do and they exist to cook them

[fast surge]

How do y'all discuss abt a game that's not even released yet

[sinful flare]

we dont

[fast surge]

I'm kinda new to the hk community btw

[foggy aurora]

to cokk who?

[dusty nimbus]

Cancer took her a year ago

[fast surge]

Oh okay 👍

[sinful flare]

this is #cooler-off-topic until silksong releases

[foggy aurora]

i just wanted to say it

[sinful flare]

thats... unfortunate
im sorry

[fast surge]

May Allah have your cat in all his eternal glory

[foggy aurora]

just like tehnoblade

[sinful flare]

uh

[fast surge]

Holy crap that's f'd up man

[dusty nimbus]

Exact same type of cancer too

[rancid vector]

Ss is gonna be the best game of november

[fast surge]

It coming out in November?

[foggy aurora]

i literally dont undertand the last three messages

[dusty nimbus]

Honestly Techno died about the same time my cat did plus from sarcoma so it really shook me

[foggy aurora]

i just cant figure out what's the reason of it is

meaning

waiot

how do i spel lyee

but which one

[vivid trail]

Silksong is never coming out, unlike your father

[foggy aurora]

im an orphan

[burnt topaz]

hello ss-discussion how are you all

[foggy aurora]

im not actually but stilll

[indigo nymph]

hi

[foggy aurora]

i feel like im having a stroke

[burnt topaz]

could be worse you could be playing hollow knight

oh no

[foggy aurora]

i am

[flat remnant]

exhausted but alright

[foggy aurora]

p5 but zoomed out and 2x speed

[keen blaze]

[foggy aurora]

im suffering yuo know

[keen blaze]

Hi suffering, now I know.

[sinful flare]

busy dealing with a cold and bad throat

[foggy aurora]

*yuu

[foggy aurora]

*you

what

[sinful flare]

and also busy dealing with being bored

[foggy aurora]

over-come

youre bordom

*your boredom

[sinful flare]

cease speaking words that dont even make sense

[onyx dawn]

Is there any reason team cherry shouldn't release the demo like 2 years ago on steam and stuff

[foggy aurora]

theres no suich word as ceas

[sinful flare]

i dont think there was a demo for hk back then until tue full game

theyre still polishing the game i think

you can see small differences between areas in decoration between trailers

[burnt topaz]

in hindsight its not a good reflection of the final game

[foggy aurora]

you literaly are, n o such word as ceas

[onyx dawn]

Like the one played by Nintendo treehouse
And yknow even then it doesn't have to be what the full game is
Its a demo

[burnt topaz]

back then id understand wanting it more

true

[sinful flare]

false

[foggy aurora]

imagine

[ashen axle]

incorrect, it should come out yesterday

[sinful flare]

true

[foggy aurora]

btw kengemgimhginkegnegngnkingmngnknegn is not a word too

[sinful flare]

you cant even spell it right

[burnt topaz]

you wrote it right there of course its a word

[sinful flare]

i agree

[burnt topaz]

he mispelled kengemgimginnkegnegnkingmngkneg 🤣

[ivory sluice]

whomstve has pinged me

[burnt topaz]

a robot over your trusted friends?

[foggy aurora]

sekurwawyszukaj.pl

missplesesd

[sinful flare]

my point was not even humiliation, it is only the action of shaming for not even being able to write 31 letters in the correct order, even the letters that shouldnt be there, are there. it shocks me how an intellectual multicellular being could fail such a simple task, right in front of me. truly pitiful

[foggy aurora]

http://sekurwaposzukaj.pl/

[graceful beacon]

a

[shell yacht]

google literally had a fake SS release date for top result for almost a year

[graceful beacon]

if anyone is interested in monster hunter rise u can get it for £25 rn with the DLC too

[static rose]

Which

[sinful flare]

and in youtube too

[graceful beacon]

with the DLC

[velvet sentinel]

we did too

[foggy aurora]

i cant proces that sentence leave me alone i forgot my argument too why im currently i forgot again

[shell yacht]

no.. i.... shit

[sinful flare]

i shit as well

[foggy aurora]

i forgot what i wanted to say

[velvet sentinel]

dw everyone does

[shell yacht]

you missed #hk-meme

[sinful flare]

hilarious

[foggy aurora]

again

[velvet sentinel]

no that’s a few steps too far

[shell yacht]

man if i didnt already 100% it on switch i woulda

[foggy aurora]

I GOT THe i forgot the roest of the sentence i wanted to say

[shell yacht]

waiting so long to crossplat it

[amber kraken]

Who is him

[static rose]

I mean on April fools this place is #hk-meme

[graceful beacon]

i think a new monster hunter is gonna be revealed in the upcoming months

[shell yacht]

no #hk-lore is #hk-meme on april first

[static rose]

2 years ago it was #sk-discussion

[velvet sentinel]

only channel that doesn’t get changed

[static rose]

Idk if anything happened last year

Also yeah I thought it was here

[sinful flare]

lore regulars are far too sophisticated

or at least thats what i assume

[foggy aurora]

i literallyt cant even now multiply 13 times 31 help im regeresing

[shell yacht]

this channel is always a joke wdym

[graceful beacon]

yes hornet is void im sophisoticated

[static rose]

Lore became smth like #hornet-is-void iirc

[foggy aurora]

she not

[amber kraken]

All the people in the lore chat use only the most eloquent speech

[graceful beacon]

fight me

[sinful flare]

mfw i receive a message from dyno

[velvet sentinel]

403? i don’t know man

did it in my head so it’s probably wrong

[foggy aurora]

i had a point which i forgot

why

[velvet sentinel]

i forgor a few things

[foggy aurora]

why would i

[sinful flare]

seems right to me

[foggy aurora]

like what would i even do with a calcultaor

*caqlcultar

*calculator

[graceful beacon]

ALCULATOR

[sinful flare]

True, True..

[twin bough]

All words are real

[velvet sentinel]

i checked with calculator and omg i was right this is crazy

[foggy aurora]

but why TF WHY would i forgot the sentence i wanted to write

[burnt topaz]

make a new word right now

[foggy aurora]

help

[graceful beacon]

farcarphorated

[foggy aurora]

now

[velvet sentinel]

not a new word

[twin bough]

Sdcwthe

[sinful flare]

bepis

[static rose]

Has anything about silksong happened in the past year...

[burnt topaz]

i like this

[velvet sentinel]

yea it got delayed

[foggy aurora]

i need heklp im regersing

[carmine island]

What’s Silksong?

[static rose]

Oh really? I thought it comes out on July 12

Is it coming out later?

[twin bough]

That was 2 weeks ago my man

[static rose]

Wait is it june

[sinful flare]

check the date

[carmine island]

No release date yet

[velvet sentinel]

no it got delayed by an undisclosed amount (12 years) look #hk-announcements

[foggy aurora]

i literally cant recall which month is jule

[static rose]

Mb

[sinful flare]

MY MAN ARE YOU LIVING UNDER A ROCK

[foggy aurora]

or june

[static rose]

October first :(

[sinful flare]

WHAT THE HELL

[twin bough]

You could be talking to patrick star

[carmine island]

It’s July 31

[velvet sentinel]

i don’t even know what month comes after

[carmine island]

I think

[sinful flare]

august

[static rose]

July 30 here but it's the 31st in asia

[sinful flare]

you have passed the timezone test

[velvet sentinel]

that’s close to my grandmas name

[foggy aurora]

i dont even know the months of the year of no lyes\

[static rose]

Wait is there a 31st day of july

[carmine island]

Not just in Asia lol

[velvet sentinel]

auguste

[charred pulsar]

31st here

[sinful flare]

there are people literally named may

gm simpson

[static rose]

Australia is south Asia don't question my logic

[carmine island]

31 here in aus

[velvet sentinel]

there are people literally named december

[foggy aurora]

WTF IS GOIN G ON

im in europe

[sinful flare]

deltarune reference

[vale temple]

kaan it's 11 pm

[foggy aurora]

h

[full rune]

July doesn't have 31 days you can't fool me admins

[carmine island]

Very different

[velvet sentinel]

not intentionally but alright

[sinful flare]

sof stop being incorrect

[static rose]

When silksong gets a release date I'll probably be able to get it at like 8pm the day before since I live in California

[sinful flare]

wait really
huh

[foggy aurora]

if china is 12 hours ahedd of america why didnt he tell americans about 9/11 2001

[velvet sentinel]

ive never played deltarune

[sinful flare]

well there are people literally named april

[charred pulsar]

Take it up with Samsung who reckon there is 31 days in July, Zal E Ant

[velvet sentinel]

apple here also says 31 days

[full rune]

wtf how do you have 31 months

[foggy aurora]

stupid date systm

[static rose]

These are the real questions

[sinful flare]

this got me laughing lmaoopoooooooo

[foggy aurora]

you americansd have

[carmine island]

How are you going to know the time it releases?

[foggy aurora]

fun fact

[velvet sentinel]

how tf do you have 2023 days? 🤯

[full rune]

you dont even know what system i use

[foggy aurora]

you cant spell american without i forgot the gfoddamn joke i want to die

[static rose]

Wait hold on does America do m/d/y or d/m/y I forget

[full rune]

its 2023-07-30T23:28:49.802Z

[static rose]

I already know the exact moment it'll release

[carmine island]

How?

[foggy aurora]

th only reasonable on e is d/m/y

[sinful flare]

america uses yy/mm/dddd

[static rose]

Im American and I still think that's weird

[static rose]

Team cherry is my cousin

[foggy aurora]

cause 'merica weirdf

[velvet sentinel]

dmy is best

[static rose]

And my grandma

[carmine island]

Proof?

[foggy aurora]

did i spell wierd right

[carmine island]

Oh nvm he’s just being an idiot

[velvet sentinel]

if team cherry would be my grandma it would explain the delay

[carmine island]

Silly guy

Goofy dude

An absolute joker

[static rose]

We're all goofy here

[foggy aurora]

is there something i can do about sleep deprivated other then sleep

[sinful flare]

goofy goobert gooberious the goobst

[static rose]

We're in a chat called #sk-discussion when silksong is both nonexistent and not the subject of conversation

[foggy aurora]

i rlly need that infor

[carmine island]

Yeah and?

[velvet sentinel]

you can watch a horror movie

[foggy aurora]

wont help probalbvly but kk

[static rose]

This place is the third weirdest channel in the server

[foggy aurora]

im watching the elf street nightmaare thingy

[static rose]

#hk-meme and #1057825333841240104 have it beat...

[velvet sentinel]

nitro channel where they spam watcher knights?

[carmine island]

Ss discussion is just off topic 3 until Silksong releases

[static rose]

I forgot that exists

[static rose]

Yeah it's funny

[carmine island]

Same

[foggy aurora]

i wanted to say a haha funny joke but mr blahaj man is online so i cant :c

[velvet sentinel]

only server boosters can go there

[static rose]

This server is p2w

[sinful flare]

man you guys should visit #archived-modding-development

its amazing there trust me

[carmine island]

For the funny

[sinful flare]

because theres a modding server now

subserver

[velvet sentinel]

We are shutting down modding today guys

[static rose]

There's a subserver for everything

[foggy aurora]

btw yesterday i had a sparring with a wall. i have made my hands bloody

[static rose]

There's probably a #sk-discussion subserver...

[sinful flare]

theres a subserver about befriending eggman's wife, interested?

[static rose]

So true

[carmine island]

Reddit

[sinful flare]

there are 6 billion ss disc private servers

[static rose]

This server should be reduced to being one channel with a collection of links to the subservers

[sinful flare]

if i made one myself it would be the best

[velvet sentinel]

i think they should remove every channel except this one

[foggy aurora]

remind me to not go to sleep in 3h 18min

thx

[carmine island]

Fair

[static rose]

I've heard theres a #off-topic server or smth

[carmine island]

Yeah

[pallid jolt]

nope doesnt exist

[carmine island]

Hey snail

I’m not cool then

[sinful flare]

there was a batch of #hk-general regulars including myself, youre thinking of that perhaps?

[static rose]

Oh yeah that

[sinful flare]

are you still in that server

[static rose]

Wrong off topic dang it

I was never in it

[sinful flare]

im not there anymore but idk hows jt like there

[static rose]

Maybe I was there for a little idk I don't remember

[carmine island]

Ok what’s your point?

[sinful flare]

bullshit

[static rose]

I basically exclusively talk in #hk-help because people are really funny there

[foggy aurora]

wdym

[carmine island]

What’s your point?

[static rose]

#hk-help is the true meme chat...

[sinful flare]

see he even spelled it right

[foggy aurora]

WHAT DOES IT MEAJN

[carmine island]

Don’t ask

[sinful flare]

idk i only chat here

[foggy aurora]

THAT]

[carmine island]

Just accept

[foggy aurora]

what

[carmine island]

Yeah

[sinful flare]

i remember when help used to autodelete 10 minutes old messages

[carmine island]

Lol yeah

[foggy aurora]

wyindywidualizowana konstantynopolitanczykowianeczka posiadajaca piecdziesieciogroszoweczke

[carmine island]

?

[sinful flare]

idk why they dont do that anymore :feelspkman;

[foggy aurora]

yes she does

she really does

[sinful flare]

true

[foggy aurora]

wait but i have talked to it

[sinful flare]

i feel drunk

[carmine island]

Left and came back I think

Oh ok

[carmine island]

What on?

[foggy aurora]

it means : "lonely small girl citizen of konstantynopol owns a 50 cent like coin"

[sinful flare]

coke

[sinful flare]

are you sure its constantinople

[foggy aurora]

not in pierogi language

[sinful flare]

are you sure

[foggy aurora]

yres

[carmine island]

konstantynopol moment

[sinful flare]

too much polish in the air i must flee

[carmine island]

Mods about to ban him for not speaking in English

[sinful flare]

aynen aynen

[foggy aurora]

if i had simo's permission could i possibly bypass mr blahaj man's restriction about french ppl jokes

[carmine island]

Simo wounldnt do that

I think maybe

[foggy aurora]

i almost said something that would have reaaaaally angered mr blahaj man

[carmine island]

Ok

[foggy aurora]

ikea shark

[carmine island]

And does that concern us?

[foggy aurora]

yes

[carmine island]

It doesn’t

[foggy aurora]

it do us though

[sinful flare]

me all the time

[foggy aurora]

*tough

*though

[carmine island]

He is

[foggy aurora]

no im 5 days sleep deprived

[sinful flare]

no you arent

[carmine island]

Go to sleep child

[foggy aurora]

coffee flows in my bloodstream

i cant

tf is going onj

[carmine island]

Literally 8

[foggy aurora]

whats iirc

what

[carmine island]

Why tf did you inject caffeine into your blood stream

[sinful flare]

insert realistic figure of a goat

[foggy aurora]

if you remember what

[carmine island]

Omg

That’s amazing

[foggy aurora]

nnot litterally

[carmine island]

Lmao

[carmine island]

It means If I remember correctly

[foggy aurora]

id rather not im enjoyi9ng it

[carmine island]

Lmao

Mate that’s good

[foggy aurora]

what

[sinful flare]

its on most undertale trailers

[carmine island]

@foggy aurora this

You didn’t get it

It was funny

[foggy aurora]

i have some random screenshots

[sinful flare]

iirc stands for
if
i
remember / recall
correctly

[sinful flare]

my child i shall break your heart

[foggy aurora]

ayo wtf

[carmine island]

Go to sleep @foggy aurora child

[foggy aurora]

thats not how i rememberd my genocide run

[carmine island]

Deltarune switch trailer

[sinful flare]

undertale nintendo switch trailer

FUCK YOU ALL I TYPED IT C9RRECTLY

[carmine island]

9?

[sinful flare]

I AINT GETTIN NO SNAIL REACTIONS

[foggy aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073235300064710687/1124093305924358254/image.png

snail you say?

[carmine island]

Mate no one cares about your screenshots

[foggy aurora]

noticed that maybe air has a taste but we got to used to it

[carmine island]

What?

[sinful flare]

what

[carmine island]

Be quiet child let the adults talk

Francium

[foggy aurora]

i hate francium

[carmine island]

Chemistry joke

[sinful flare]

muffin do you own a particular game called risk of rain 2

[carmine island]

Yes

[foggy aurora]

but i cant say why beacuause mr blahaj man will be angry

[sinful flare]

holt fuck ok how far are you into the game

[foggy aurora]

what are you smoking

[sinful flare]

kingdom of france

[carmine island]

I haven’t started it yet

[twin bough]

Drop it in water

[craggy glen]

I don't like the taste of water

[foggy aurora]

water==air

[carmine island]

It’s an unstable element named after France

[foggy aurora]

casual

[carmine island]

What is this logic?

[sinful flare]

damn i have a ror2 addiction

[twin bough]

I'd be unstable too if i was named after france

[carmine island]

Francium

[sinful flare]

ive yet to start the actual eclipse grind tho

[foggy aurora]

bqacuause they both have taste and dont

[carmine island]

Francium

[carmine island]

Child logic

It’s symbol is fr

[foggy aurora]

no

[carmine island]

Chemistry joke

[sinful flare]

fr?

[carmine island]

Francium is fr

[sinful flare]

ong?

[carmine island]

For real fr

[sinful flare]

just like that?

[carmine island]

I thought it was funny

[foggy aurora]

NaHBrO

[sinful flare]

fair enough

[carmine island]

Shut up child

[sinful flare]

too bad i hate chemistry and totally not because im lazy

[foggy aurora]

i have wasted enough time chattiong its time to pet my dog

[sinful flare]

ok maybe i am lazy and need to start giving actual shits

[carmine island]

Goddamnit autocorrect

[carmine island]

Go to bed

[foggy aurora]

let me pet my dog she too cute for you to handle

she once had a watermelon hat

absolutely gorgeous

bye

[carmine island]

Ok good they’re gone

Now what are your thoughts about chemistry

[sinful flare]

so who up for a round o risk o rain o two

[stoic sigil]

Hello chat

[elfin reef]

should I buy pizza tower guys?

[stoic sigil]

No

[sinful flare]

its an extremely fun game but not that replayabor

replayable*

[stoic sigil]

Get I Love You Colonel Sanders: A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator

[sinful flare]

oh my god send link please

[carmine island]

Wtflabbergasted

That exists?

[fast surge]

Is that a new hk or ss boss?

[sinful flare]

i would date colonel sanders

[stoic sigil]

Check your DMs silly, you already asked me too

[carmine island]

Your mom

[sinful flare]

oh i kind of remember
dm kt again

[fast surge]

[stoic sigil]

It's free on steam

[carmine island]

Oh god

[stoic sigil]

And yes

It's published by KFC

[carmine island]

OH GOD NO

Uh ok

Ok good

[stoic sigil]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1121910/I_Love_You_Colonel_Sanders_A_Finger_Lickin_Good_Dating_Simulator/

Steam

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▶ Play video

[sinful flare]

i used to prefer popeyes but now im not so sure

[turbid kite]

i let my dad try my homebrewed kombucha and he made a face like he just had the nastiest thing, and then he made me serve him two more glasses of it

what is this tsundere shit

[stoic sigil]

Masochism

[turbid kite]

he drinks beer which is almost certainly more disgusting than what i made

kombucha is fermented tea

there's this horrible fleshy thing called a scoby, which is a bacterial colony, and it ferments your tea

if you do it right then it'll even carbonate

unfortunately i have a skill issue (tragic) and cant get my tea to carbonate

[stoic sigil]

Carbonated Tea 💀

[turbid kite]

how fast can jersey mikes run

[sinful flare]

damm

[turbid kite]

carbonated tea sounds jank but kombucha is more like soda

it's not like it's straight up tea

[twin bough]

7 mph

[sinful flare]

now i want soda

[turbid kite]

not fast food if he's a slow runner

[sinful flare]

where can i get some at 3 am

[turbid kite]

mp4?

[sinful flare]

400 mp4

[twin bough]

SO MANY VIDEOS!!

[fast surge]

When is ss coming out

[twin bough]

Monday

[sinful flare]

when the game is finished

[twin bough]

I hope it has microtransactionss

Silkbucks

[stoic sigil]

I hope Silksong is just GTA6

Hornet Theft Auto

We must

Steal The Last Judge's Lambo

[sinful flare]

come up with something

[silk zodiac]

hollowcord try to keep chat alive challenge (sorta possible)

[keen blaze]

[twin bough]

A man walks into a bar

[sinful flare]

a man runs into a bar

[velvet sentinel]

number 12 burger king foot lettuce

[sinful flare]

a man climbs into a bar

and he orders 1 beer, 2 beers, 3 beers, 999999 beers, -1 beer, 0 beers

another man walks into a bar, and the entire place burns down

bart when bartender

[velvet sentinel]

that’s when the horse enters

[twin bough]

So hungry i could eat a horse

[rapid topaz]

sorry my friend was on a game

I can't just tell them to quit

[velvet sentinel]

a horse enters a bar and the bart peeper says. why the long face?

[sinful flare]

that was long ago lmao
i acknowledge that

[twin bough]

How hungry?

Why the long hungry

[sinful flare]

i mean i understand that

[velvet sentinel]

im so hungry i could eat a seahorse

[twin bough]

A seahorse? I hardly know her

[rapid topaz]

im so hungry I could litteraly

[sinful flare]

@hybrid atlas ok its like 3 am for me can we do it at an earlier time tomorrow

[twin bough]

A horse walks into a bar

[rough mirage]

Ouch

[twin bough]

https://tenor.com/view/molly-weasley-where-have-you-been-gif-6197105

[sinful flare]

the bartender says "im so hungry", the horse asks "how hungry..."

[hybrid atlas]

yeah sure

[rough mirage]

Uhh

Undercover

[sinful flare]

the bartender replies "im so hungry i could eat a horse"

[twin bough]

How hungry?

[rough mirage]

Hungry enough to eat a baby

[twin bough]

Its 300°c get out of the cover

[sinful flare]

6 hours earlier from now works right

[rough mirage]

No

It's comphy

[sinful flare]

comphy

spy among us

[twin bough]

So hungry i could eat a horse

[rough mirage]

Wtf

Why would you eat a horse

[sinful flare]

what do you call a disorder that shreds a sniper turret twice? dementia

[twin bough]

A man walks into a bar

[rough mirage]

That's horrible

Owewww

People need to watch where they are going

[sinful flare]

How the long face

[rough mirage]

When the long face

[sinful flare]

Where the long face

[rough mirage]

Maybe shorten it

[twin bough]

Going? I hardly know her

[rough mirage]

Silly sauce

[sinful flare]

Me neither

[rough mirage]

Who is her

[twin bough]

I sure hope it does!

[sinful flare]

Sure

[rough mirage]

Same that is why I asked

Stfu

[twin bough]

A man walks into a bar

[rough mirage]

God damnit

Again

[twin bough]

Why the long face?

[rough mirage]

Some remove this bar already

It's too dangerous

I'm going to remove the bartender

[chilly nexus]

not before he removes bart

[twin bough]

I sure hope it does!

[rough mirage]

You are not keneeded

[twin bough]

Why the long face?

[rough mirage]

Why not

Finally

[twin bough]

How hungry?

[rough mirage]

I'm going to eat the bar

And the long face

And bart

And probably Alfie

And the bartender

They will be eated

All gone

[twin bough]

Good luck finding me

[rough mirage]

I know where you are

[twin bough]

Where

[rough mirage]

I'm not going to doxx you bro

[twin bough]

Do it

[rough mirage]

On the planet earth

[twin bough]

What the fuck

[rough mirage]

Northern hemisphere

That you

[twin bough]

No its that guy

[rough mirage]

Oh

[twin bough]

Was about to ping someone called that one guy but cannot bring myself to do it

No it is me

[formal iris]

In elden ring, every time you ride the siofra river well elevator Hollow Knight: Silksong is 1 minute and 6 seconds closer to release.

[rough mirage]

You look kinda like a friend I had that graduated

[twin bough]

Maybe that was me

[formal iris]

The real concern is what developer thought an elevator should take 1 minute and 6 seconds to reach its destination in an action game.

[rough mirage]

You're bri'ish though

[twin bough]

Dont expose me

[rough mirage]

Sorry

[twin bough]

Apology
Rejected

[rough mirage]

Damn

[twin bough]

Take that biden

[rough mirage]

I'm not Biden though...

[twin bough]

I dont beleive you

[rough mirage]

Oh well

[shell yacht]

thats a loadscreen in disguise

[rough mirage]

No

[shell yacht]

also MGS ladder

[lone crown]

Elden ring isn’t completely action though, traveling from place to place doesn’t involve much

[storm abyss]

ME1 where the devs made the elevators the load screens only for them to take forever because of how long load times were

[lone crown]

That being said the siofra elevator is one of the more memorable parts of the game

[shell yacht]

bloodborne had quite a few loadscreen elevators

ds1 had the most obvious one ever

[lone crown]

Ds1 has at least four different elevator loads

[shell yacht]

but the main elevator is just so obvious

[rustic ore]

Hey I just got here but the whole idea of the Well Elevators taking so long is because A.) you are going to an entirely new civilization underground, and B.) they want you to take in the scenery. Bonus: You can teleport anywhere on the map anyways so you can always skip the elevator afterwards, once you go down one time.

[lone crown]

Firelink to new londo, drakes to deeproot, shortcut elevator to the church, some of them in dlc, and I think the one near the chaos covenant as well

[lone crown]

Yeah you can’t lie the transition to the new area is surreal

It’s a good addition imo

[rustic ore]

Agree. Was starstruck the first time I went underground.

[shell yacht]

everything in bed of choas is hard to look at they could be loading bosses in plain sight and you wouldnt notice

[lone crown]

Bed of chaos is probably the worst fight ever designed

[rustic ore]

Haven’t gotten there yet

[lone crown]

Tbf lost izalith is badly designed

[rustic ore]

But I have literally only heard bad things

[shell yacht]

i meant the whole area, tf is it called

[lone crown]

Everything in lost izalith is unfinished (clearly)

[shell yacht]

izalith yeah

[lone crown]

I’m trying to come up with worse fights than bed of chaos throughout all their games

[serene chasm]

hi chat

[lone crown]

I cannot

[quiet knot]

Hey guys, where the hell am i supposed to go in Blighttown?

[rustic ore]

somewhere, at some point.

[quiet knot]

Thats true

[shell yacht]

bad for the player or bad in general, bc alot of ds2 bosses just agitate my soul for being mid

[lone crown]

Try to make it to the bottom, where the yucky poo water is. At the end of the waste pool, you can see a giant whitish structure with branches sticking out of it

That’s where the boss is

[shell yacht]

down

[quiet knot]

Oh i got there before, but ran away from the poison

Is there no bonfire nearer to there?

[lone crown]

When you make it to the poo water, look for the bonfire inside a tunnel

[quiet knot]

Oh ok thanks

[rustic ore]

hey if i share my screen from my phone will the sound still transfer?

[quiet knot]

I'll look out for it

[lone crown]

Hug the wall underneath all the scaffolding of blighttown when you make it to the poo water

[quiet knot]

So, to the right?

[rustic ore]

because i know sound doesnt transfer on pc screenshare

[shell yacht]

skip the bonfire and|| make every boss attempt a full blightown sprint ||

[lone crown]

In theory the ds2 bosses are better for the player, but all of them are jokes at the same time

Easy fights, lots of clones, some of them have jank hitboxes

[full nexus]

black and white 2s postgame sucks

[shell yacht]

thematically sone are cool, but mostly ass all around

[full nexus]

everyone here who told me otherwise is silly

[lone crown]

Looking at you, BLUE SMELTER DEMON

[shell yacht]

every non humanoid/dragon fight b like

THERES ALOT OF THEM

[lone crown]

Ds2’s boss runbacks are the worst runbacks I have ever endured in a video game

And they’re all situated in the dlc

[shell yacht]

ds2 will never touch a console i own

burn it

[rustic ore]

kid named yhorm:

[lone crown]

Cave of the Dead, Iron Passage, Frigid Outskirts

Quite possibly the worst area they ever designed

[rustic ore]

i havent played ds2 so im gonna assume you're lying to me

[lone crown]

Imagine Consecrated Snowfield in Elden Ring but without Torrent

And no bonfires

That’s what Frigid Outskirts is

[rustic ore]

[lone crown]

And jumpscaring horses in the fog

[rustic ore]

ghost of torrents past

guys i have a cool rock

[valid sable]

eat it

[rustic ore]

really its a skeleton but im callin it a rock

[rustic ore]

its coral

[rustic ore]

oroshi kirin

[rapid topaz]

flashbang

[rustic ore]

i mean they ARE called the frigid outskirts so idk what you expected

[formal iris]

Elden ring is really fucking good and all but where the fuck am I supposed to go after godrick is dead. I’ve done nothing but random shit and I’m level 45, am I just supposed to find shit to do until I can take on the main areas like Raya Lucaria?

[lone crown]

There are a couple seconds where the fog stops so you can plan out your journey and then run blindly when it returns, but when the fog returns horses attack you which can throw off your path

[rustic ore]

me when the place called "cold middle of nowhere" is cold and in the middle of nowhere:

[valid sable]

Yes

[lone crown]

The overarching quest is making it to the erdtree and becoming elden lord, try to progress to the erdtree

You don’t have to fight all the demigods immediately, but if you’re looking for levels just kill minibosses, loot the occasional graveyards, try to search for cool weapons

Do not try to complete every single thing possible before challenging the major mandatory content cause you’ll be burned out from redundant dungeons

How many demigods have you slain?

[formal iris]

I found several places that I shouldn’t go though, namely, crumbling Farum azula and fucking leyendell.

[formal iris]

The great rune dudes? Just godrick

[lone crown]

Um actually 🤓, you saw glimpses of those regions but you can’t physically explore them as they’re all dead ends

[formal iris]

Well yeah, but there are enemies that are there that I shouldn’t fight

[lone crown]

True

[unborn dome]

you are over levelled for raya lucaria

[formal iris]

I shouldn’t even explore those tiny dead ends

[formal iris]

Eh, I can’t even kill crucible knight in the evergaol I’m sure it’s fine

[lone crown]

In elden ring, when you try making it to raya lucaria, you can find a map with a hint on it that lets you find the key to the academy

To see this map after acquiring it, open your inventory and go to the end category

[formal iris]

Don’t worry I’ve made it inside raya lucaria to respawning enemy hell where I decided to go explore elsewhere instead

[lone crown]

Oh

[formal iris]

So I could probably go do that

[lone crown]

Hmm what are some good early levels

Did you kill the dragon in caelid?

[unborn dome]

after raya lucaria you should probably start exploring caelid

[formal iris]

I just ignored the caelid dragon when I saw it because I didn’t think I should fight it

[lone crown]

Oh, not that one

[formal iris]

Oh

[unborn dome]

there's a big one that you can kill with a bleed weapon early to get lots of runes

[lone crown]

There’s a sneaky way to get some extra free levels that players on their second playthrough do, but idk if its worth telling

[formal iris]

I have killed a dragon in caelid, but it’s the one in the gael tunnel

Magma wyrm

[lone crown]

Ah the one that drops moonveil

[formal iris]

Yes

[lone crown]

Oh yea what’s your build like

[formal iris]

I’m going for a dex build. I like dex weapons.

[lone crown]

Alright

Assuming you’ve got a katana I think you could explore raya lucaria, finish it and get the levels from the area’s boss

[formal iris]

I do have the bloodhound fang, which from what I’ve heard is really good but it seems like basically the same as a normal weapon in how good it is

[lone crown]

Once you make it to the next area past liurnia you’ll have a lot of options

[foggy heath]

I’ve given up on playing elden ring

Am I the only person that finds the art style really hard to see in

[formal iris]

I found a catacomb with a piece of shit boss that dies in like 6 hits but is stupid and has 3 skeletons in the room

[lone crown]

Valid, not for everybody

[foggy heath]

I got up to the first dungeon and to the courtyard but never got past

[lone crown]

“Hard to see” as in, you don’t like it?

[lone crown]

Which dungeon

[foggy heath]

Beautiful but Jesus it’s difficult to see stuff especially when dark

[lone crown]

Don’t tell me you went inside the one in the tutorial…

[foggy heath]

Castle

[lone crown]

Oh

[lone crown]

There are light sources you can acquire in the game

[foggy heath]

Not up to grick

[foggy heath]

IK but it still seems really difficult

To both see

[lone crown]

Kale, the first merchant in the first church, sells a torch

[foggy heath]

And play

[valid sable]

Is the brightness low?

[foggy heath]

I have one

[lone crown]

Alright

Yeah maybe check brightness?

[foggy heath]

IDK I’ll try turn it up sometime if I feel like playing

[lone crown]

I didn’t have problems seeing

[foggy heath]

I also find it annoying grinding

[foggy heath]

I’m used to simple indie games and their artstyle

[valid sable]

Don't really need to grind

[lone crown]

Yeah I didn’t have to grind

[foggy heath]

I’m stuck on stormveil courtyard

[formal iris]

The Liurnia dragon is causing problems for me

[foggy heath]

I’m playing astrologer and I have meteor staff

[lone crown]

Also, one gripe I have with Elden Ring is the way it encourages players to go follow the main route as soon as possible, only to get smacked by Margit when really underleveled

When really, you should explore first until you’re ready

Don’t force yourself into the castle so early, I’d say

Do you remember your level?

[foggy heath]

Margarita wasn’t too bad

[lone crown]

To be fair, rock slide demolishes him assuming you used it

[foggy heath]

20-25 I believe

[formal iris]

Honestly if I explored more of Limgrave I probably would be having more fun. Especially when Patches is pretty fucking useful for said boss

[foggy heath]

Rock sling?

[lone crown]

It’s a spell near where you find the meteor staff

[foggy heath]

Yeah ik

[formal iris]

But I’m still having fun. It just would’ve been nice for Margit to be easier

[foggy heath]

I was confused if there was a rock slide

[lone crown]

Oh whoops

[foggy heath]

AG

[lone crown]

Yeah real talk why is Margit earlier than Godrick yet is more complex

[fast surge]

@foggy heathi love your pfp

[formal iris]

||I know more of the lore than I’ve played so lore-wise I’d say it makes sense||

[foggy heath]

Tysm I drew it myself

?av

[valid sable]

There's sorta a reason he's first main boss, I think

[fast surge]

youve made me think abt

[foggy heath]

Oops I forgor the command

[valid sable]

Won't spoil

[fast surge]

hk with stands

[foggy heath]

That would be really funny

[lone crown]

I kinda get why they made margit tougher than godrick

[formal iris]

Anyway even though I’ve killed Margit ill buy his shackle because I know shit because I watched a playthrough way before I got into the soulslike genre

[lone crown]

So that people are encouraged to explore before challenging margit, and eventually the castle

[foggy heath]

I’d say I’d want KQ if I had a stand in hk

[surreal remnant]

i just brute forced my way through margit

[formal iris]

Is there anything I should do before going further into raya lucaria that I might have missed

[lone crown]

Completing raya lucaria doesn’t gate you from doing anything I don’t think

[languid linden]

I'd guess they developed Morgott first and then stripped him down a bit

[formal iris]

Just anything that might help with the content there

[lone crown]

You have a dex build, what’s your current weapon?

[formal iris]

I’m kinda using Bloodhound fang because it doesn’t seem like too overpowered of a weapon like I’ve been told.

Sometimes I switch to the hookclaws though

[tall juniper]

My keyboard's predictive text knows me too well

[lone crown]

More importantly, what about weapon upgrades

Bloodhound fang isn’t a somber weapon right

[formal iris]

It is

I’ve got it to +2 I think?

Maybe +1

My hookclaws are +9 and still weaker than base bloodhound fang

[foggy heath]

Google en passant

[tall juniper]

In

[valid sable]

Hookclaws max level is 25, Bloodhound Fang max is 10

[lone crown]

Bloodhound fang might scale better with your stats maybe?

[valid sable]

that too

[lone crown]

You can always check the scaling of weapons by looking at it, indicated by an S, A, B, etc

[formal iris]

It basically seems like a better weapon all around. Except for attack speed.

Which makes sense because it has an 18 strength requirement

[valid sable]

I don't think claws are usually great weapons in these games, lol

[lone crown]

The strength fist weapons are superior in elden ring

The iron ball fists and the spiky ones too

[formal iris]

I like the claws. They’re fast. Which is how I like to play.

[lone crown]

Bloodhound fang is a solid choice

[valid sable]

ye they're still fun

[surreal remnant]

don't you get bloodhound fang from an evergaol in limgrave?

[lone crown]

Actually you could get some bleed-infused claws and proc nasty bleed

[formal iris]

I’ve heard there’s bloodhound claws, which sounds pretty good

[lone crown]

From Darriwil yes

[formal iris]

And isn’t there like a katana pretty late game that looks really cool?

[valid sable]

Bloodhound Claws are quite a bit later in the game

[lone crown]

Rivers of blood, used to be pretty busted for PvE and PvP til it got nerfed

[surreal remnant]

darriwil is so hard

[lone crown]

It’s still good

[formal iris]

Rivers of blood looks sick as hell so I’ll try and find it when I can, but I know I can’t yet

[lone crown]

It’s very late in the game

Also wait what platform do you play on actually

[formal iris]

Ps5

[lone crown]

Hm

[twin bough]

That is a platform

[lone crown]

I could theoretically appear in your world

And perform some trolling with items

[formal iris]

Don’t have online though because PlayStation plus looks like a scam

[twin bough]

Its not

[lone crown]

Ah fuck you’re right, screw you paid online

[formal iris]

Like, that pricing is crazy-

[twin bough]

Pretty worth it imo free games are often good

[lone crown]

Much better than nintendo’s bs

[twin bough]

Yeah

[formal iris]

It’s fair that you have to pay, but like, why is one of them like £100 for retro content-

[lone crown]

It’s dumb ik

[twin bough]

Also includes a lot of other modern games

Like over 100

[valid sable]

It's cheaper than PS+ for Nintendo Online + Expansion Pass

[formal iris]

I might get PlayStation extra though. That’s the one with the big games library isn’t it?

[lone crown]

“Let’s kill emulation and then gate our old games behind unreasonable paywall”

[twin bough]

Yeah

[formal iris]

Nintendo online’s expansion pak might be shit online quality but at least you get some gba games so

[lone crown]

I could get gba games on my fucking phone

[quartz cave]

If you actively used a ps4 before theres literally nothign, and if you havent, its still the same

[lone crown]

But yeah if you do get plus I could perform a little trolling in your world if you need assistance

[formal iris]

I want online play for the sake of player messages because in dark souls remastered those things are so helpful.

[lone crown]

They’re also helpful in er as well

Especially for the puzzles you might come across

[formal iris]

Especially with stuff in front of gwynevere, quelaag and Andre. Very helpful messages.

[lone crown]

[valid sable]

I'd offer to play around with you but I'm PC

[formal iris]

Couldn’t play the game without them.

[lone crown]

I’m no weakling either

But nah i’d say doing the bosses solo is probably better except for Malenia

[formal iris]

Some messages are really helpful though, stuff like illusory wall ahead. Unironically those things make the game so much better.

[lone crown]

Radahn is pretty much designed to be a raid boss

But still possible solo

In fact radahn is kinda weak if you go a bit later

[valid sable]

I had fun doing Radahn solo without summons, but having to run up to him every time is so boring

[formal iris]

I want to kill all the bosses in the game before I finish the game. it’s a shame the game doesn’t have some sort of checklist or menu thing for all 240 bosses or whatever it is

[lone crown]

If you go backwards when you spawn in, radahn stops firing arrows and charges at you

[valid sable]

wow, lol

[lone crown]

It’s a nice QoL bug

[wise axle]

bad idea, too many repeat bosses

[lone crown]

Don’t ruin the game for yourself, don’t do that

[wise axle]

youll fight the stumpy tree guy like 20 times alone

[lone crown]

I ruined it for myself when I did every single boss BEFORE the final boss

At least finish the final boss before the redundant copy-paste dungeons

[valid sable]

I did LITERALLY everything in the game before the final boss, doesn't ruin it for me, lol

[lone crown]

Those are really only included for bonus levels and usually one or two unique items

[formal iris]

But like, I’ll happily do it. I’m a persistent idiot. I killed an erdtree avatar when I’m pretty sure I was way under levelled before I knew what a wondrous physick was.

[lone crown]

Maybe it’s cause I pressured myself to finish quickly

[valid sable]

probably

[lone crown]

But nah I still love the game (as if you couldn’t tell)

[formal iris]

I just like killing shit

I’d kill the boss in front of the deathroot building if I was even more insane.

[lone crown]

Alright then go ahead

Besides it may help for levels

When I played I used the images of maps with boss locations on it and then crossed out every boss I killed

[valid sable]

I killed the Tree Sentinel right at the start , and I restarted the save over and over to beat the very beginning boss

[formal iris]

The boss in the black knife catacombs sucks though. dies in like 6 hits but it’s near impossible to actually hit it.

[lone crown]

Nice job

I don’t think I ever killed grafted scion on a fresh save first try

Didnt try to learn its moves

[valid sable]

Black Knife Assassin's are painful

[formal iris]

I love how grafted scion gets demoted from boss to mini boss between the start of the game and stormveil.

[lone crown]

The assassin?

[formal iris]

The cemetery shade

[lone crown]

Oh

[formal iris]

The one with the three skeletons and spin attacks

[lone crown]

Those things are questionable

[formal iris]

It seems so easy until it just sorta turns into a death machine

[lone crown]

Minibosses can be more annoying than the actual bosses

Do I hate myself enough to do a graceless run

[formal iris]

I have fought and spared the most reliable person though

[lone crown]

I know some graces are mandatory, but excluding those..

[twin bough]

I dont think we have ever fought and i am extremely reliable

[formal iris]

No no this person is the most reliable person ever. He’s bald, he’s a thief, he doesn’t like greed.

[lone crown]

This also means no torrent actually 💀

Yeah idk

[formal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/patches-vc-patches-remember-it-gif-9128413

[formal iris]

Only gif of some dude with the name patches I can find even though idk if that person’s name is even patches

FUCKING CHESS?