sk-discussion

[hollow terrace]

Well chat I lost 20 pounds

[wheat sail]

you want some of my money?

[hollow terrace]

My British money….

[violet path]

Well chat thats a lot of monFUCK KIRB BEAT ME TO IT

[full nexus]

CONGRATS man weight losss is so good

[formal iris]

[wheat sail]

just eat some burgers

[formal iris]

At first I was confused because I’m a British person and then I realised, wait this could mean weight

[wheat sail]

wait*

[formal iris]

[violet path]

Wait this could mean whate

[formal iris]

Anyway I know one of the 7 hollow knight fans in the UK

[hollow terrace]

Other news I lost 12 pounds

[twin bough]

No you dont

[hollow terrace]

Because I lost my backpack

[rough mirage]

Sweet

[wheat sail]

A quart of wheat for a denarius, and three quarts of barley for a denarius; but do not damage the oil and the wine.

[violet path]

Light ass backpack

[formal iris]

Anyway how do I talk to humans irl

[twin bough]

You are asking in the wrong place

[formal iris]

I’ve not been able to talk to people I know for a couple weeks now how do I speak

[hollow terrace]

Talk about the heat waves

[wheat sail]

You talk about your favourite memes, and then dance

[rough mirage]

Step one, don't

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mother3-salsa-monkey-lucas-dance-gif-25317313

simply talk

[rough mirage]

Talking actually isn't that hard once you get used to it

It just depends on the person

[chilly nexus]

you just have to tell yourself that you and whoever you're going to talk to is already your bestie

ezpz

exactly

[burnt topaz]

What if the person I'm talking to is an asshole

[twin bough]

Hi amina

[wheat sail]

you talk to the asshole with your FIST

[rough mirage]

You just keep talking

[twin bough]

Huh

[formal iris]

Just imagine a boss health bar

Preferably a dark souls health bar

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-and-luigi-superstar-saga-jrpg-roleplaying-game-gba-gif-25675779

[chilly nexus]

ICONIC

I literally spammed that move

[twin bough]

Real (forgor to respond)

[formal iris]

Maria and Louie G subpar saga

[chilly nexus]

the best one in the game ngl

[wheat sail]

i never played this one actually

[violet path]

Just with randoms

[chilly nexus]

you've been unbased

[wheat sail]

i played bowsers inside story

[chilly nexus]

that's the next best one

[uncut citrus]

[wheat sail]

spm?

[burnt topaz]

Why would I have a conversation with Randoms if it is not in a work or school environment

[formal iris]

Nah I’m not talking about Mario and Luigi Superpeak saga don’t worry

[wheat sail]

You ask me

[burnt topaz]

Rando

[chilly nexus]

super paper mario is a great paper mario ye

[wheat sail]

You ask me

[rough mirage]

I only played dream team

[wheat sail]

that one is good ye

[formal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/wario-mario-kart-smile-hi-wave-gif-16543308

[wheat sail]

ttyd is my fav

[chilly nexus]

more just like, if I'm entering a new room for a club meeting for the first time or something

[wheat sail]

havent played 64

[chilly nexus]

like when you're around prospective besties

[wheat sail]

and the ones after super paper mario suck

[violet path]

The only mario game ive ever beaten is

[chilly nexus]

pretend they're already your bestie

[violet path]

Uh none of them

[formal iris]

I’ve played the 3ds remake of bis and superstar saga, then I realised I suck at RPGs

[violet path]

It almost always is

[burnt topaz]

I mean I don't have trouble talking to people

[wheat sail]

ive never played a megaman game

[violet path]

You dont just go up to someone at a grocery store and introduce yourself

[burnt topaz]

Engaging can just be a little awkward sometimes

[wheat sail]

you just have to rizz them up

https://tenor.com/view/licking-lips-camera-staring-flop-meme-gif-25952248

[violet path]

Although if youre stuck with randoms in a theme park line its an excuse to talk to them

[formal iris]

My maths class is like the most socialisation I get in a week-

[violet path]

But usually you have your own group to talk with

[burnt topaz]

Someone talks to me in a theme park line I'm pretending I didn't hear them

[twin bough]

Hey atleast you still got thay

[rough mirage]

I want school to start back up because I miss people

[wheat sail]

all we did in gym was run and a bit of swimming and ball games

[violet path]

Idc abt your reasoning this statement is a sin

[formal iris]

I think the person I talk to doesn’t absolutely hate me but I can’t confirm that.

[burnt topaz]

Swimming

[rough mirage]

Stop killing people

[twin bough]

I dont think anyone has ever tried to talk to me in a themepark line

[wheat sail]

We did sychronized swimming as one of our assignments

[rough mirage]

I really enjoy school

[flat remnant]

too much rizz they can't even handle you

[formal iris]

I’ve only ever been on one roller coaster. And it was hardly a roller coaster

[rough mirage]

I'm actually a social person

[twin bough]

Everyone hated me in highschool pretty much but college was ok, now i got nothin

[twin bough]

Ikr

[formal iris]

What the fuck is rizz though

[twin bough]

Theres like 1 theme park in scotland right?

[violet path]

Its not like a “hi how are you my name is” conversation more of one group starts shit talking another group all the way until you get onto the ride and its fun asf

[rough mirage]

I'm friendly with pretty much everyone at my highschool

[chilly nexus]

charizzma

[formal iris]

It was somewhere down in England on holiday I think

[twin bough]

Yeah fair

[twin bough]

Oh

I have hardly been to any uk theme parks

[formal iris]

It was a lot more intense than it looked too

[twin bough]

Been to others worldwide

[burnt topaz]

I've been to Legoland

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/licking-lips-camera-staring-flop-meme-gif-25952248

[burnt topaz]

A lot

[violet path]

Another example:

[twin bough]

Yeah i have been there once

[hollow terrace]

Being a little pathetic geek I am, I naturally have good people skills

[twin bough]

And also blackpool pleasure beach

[formal iris]

There was a part that was like a weird s shape and the thing you sit in was turning as it made turns

[burnt topaz]

It's pretty good

[wheat sail]

shut up nerd

[twin bough]

But i am a huge lego fan so i need to go again

[burnt topaz]

My condolences

[hollow terrace]

😭

[wheat sail]

what do you do in lego land

[violet path]

Good thing scotland to england is like me driving to orlando

[formal iris]

Ive been to legoland once years ago and I want to go again ngl

[violet path]

And england has alton towers

[wheat sail]

dress up in legos and go into the lego brick pit?

[formal iris]

Get lost in a hedge maze.

[burnt topaz]

It's a theme park but a lot of its made of lego

It's pretty cool actually

[twin bough]

Looking at cool sculptures (the rides are mid)

[wheat sail]

the ball pit is made of legos

[burnt topaz]

There's also a pirate show that has nothing to do with lego

[formal iris]

I remember when I was there, there was a hedge maze based on the Minotaur board game I think for some reason

[twin bough]

Its my local-ish theme park and i have never gotten the chance to go

[wheat sail]

one horse leg with extra bbq sauce please

bloody hell mate

[formal iris]

Why did they make an attraction based on a Lego board game-

[burnt topaz]

I think I've been to Alton towers but don't remember it

[burnt topaz]

We had like a pass for a bunch of theme parks and tried to use it but we just used it on legoland

[violet path]

Its awesome my guy

[burnt topaz]

Well that's a downer

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/flyin-jurrasic-park-dubai-gif-13645808

[wheat sail]

now i wanna go

[twin bough]

Outside of the uk i have been to
•Disneyland paris
•Portaventura world (personal favourite)
•Disney world
•Universal orlando

[formal iris]

Wait no it’s called Loki’s labyrinth apparently

[high hedge]

I went to legoland once

One day Gelato

[violet path]

I havent gone but it has a b&m dive and smiler so its probably w

[high hedge]

I promise I’ll make it happen

[burnt topaz]

I've had a lot of nightmares about getting killed on a rollercoaster

[formal iris]

Why the fuck was there a maze in Lego land, there wasn’t even any fucking Lego in it

[burnt topaz]

Pretty sick

[rough mirage]

Rollercoasters are so fun

[twin bough]

No from the many many videos i have watched about it it is very epic

[wheat sail]

i only dont like the feeling of dropping down a rollercoaster and not feeling my heart

[twin bough]

I need to go thorpe park aswell

[formal iris]

A content creator I like apparently almost died on a rollercoaster in Disney land, apparently he was in the queue almost to go on when it derailed

[high hedge]

Where dreams come true…

[twin bough]

Big thunder mountain california iirc

[wheat sail]

all we have is canadas wonderland

[twin bough]

Thats the only coaster to my knowledge at disney parks that has derailed

[formal iris]

Yeah probably

[burnt topaz]

Bloody hell

[twin bough]

Canadas wonderland looks epic tho

[violet path]

El toro

[wheat sail]

its decent ye

[rough mirage]

Derailing coasters are scary

[formal iris]

Man almost 1 am hype

[burnt topaz]

Yeah

[wheat sail]

im not a rollercoaster conniseuer though so

[twin bough]

Thats not a disney coaster tho

[formal iris]

Legoland should have an active shooting range

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/nichijou-roller-coaster-no-fun-emotionless-anime-gif-17752483

[burnt topaz]

Wth are you talking about

[violet path]

Theres a b&m hyper im sure its fine

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/golds-anime-anime-nichijou-goat-flip-gif-5832335

[twin bough]

Hard agree

[flat remnant]

What are you shooting

[violet path]

Ik but i heard derail and got reminded

[twin bough]

Yeah fair

That was a terrifying one with how well known el toro is

[wheat sail]

i only remember the ghost, the leviathan, and the behemoth

[formal iris]

people who buy out and resell current market products at marked up prices.

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/flip-anime-gif-11028117

[violet path]

Then they fixed it.. and less than a year after there was ANOTHER accident

[burnt topaz]

I'm no thrill seeker

Bro what

[formal iris]

Also Amazon seems like a scam ngl

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-fight-suplex-nichijou-gif-5680703

[burnt topaz]

Is it closed down now

[twin bough]

Thats why i like the gigachad portaventura world, hardly any accidents in its history and has epic theming

[wheat sail]

anime moment

[formal iris]

oh yeah that’s what they’re called

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/nichijou-yuuko-judo-throw-mother-aioi-gif-25944877

[violet path]

At least a hand-sized steel component of a roller coaster train that came flying off the train while it was moving at around 110 mph hitting a person in the head point blank or anything like that

[formal iris]

You people wanna see something I wasted hours of my life doing?

[flat remnant]

Based mai as always

[twin bough]

Like fr have a look at it its pretty epic

[violet path]

Oh right

[twin bough]

Top thrill dragster will never reopen

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/nichijou-gif-4748740

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/nichijou-cope-copium-trumpet-gif-gif-23975554

[burnt topaz]

Theme parks are a bit much

[flat remnant]

has anyone gone to six flags

[olive bobcat]

No but I went to five flags

[burnt topaz]

Don't have it here, what a silly name

[sinful flare]

i went to the one and only flag

[shell yacht]

catching them or getting them to pose

[sinful flare]

🇹🇷

[violet path]

Its announced to reopen for the 2024 season

[flat remnant]

It's a national park in california where there's a circle of dirt with 6 tiny flagpoles inside

[olive bobcat]

🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱

[formal iris]

Hunting them

[violet path]

Theyve already reinstalled the newly repainted brake track

[formal iris]

The zorua hunt was painful

The mamoswine was just my first shiny alpha

[flat remnant]

Me

[formal iris]

No I’m Pokemon

[twin bough]

That means that i can no longer say that i have ridden the third tallest rollercoaster in the world that is open

[olive bobcat]

Pokemon, named after its founder "Araki Pokemon"

[flat remnant]

There can be only one

[formal iris]

Who’s name is actually Pokémon though ?

[opaque sigil]

favorite part of pokemon was when john pokemon said "it's pokin time" and monned all over those guys

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-six-six-flags-commercial-old-man-dancing-we-like-to-party-gif-26505208

[sinful flare]

🇹🇳

[twin bough]

Well seen it considering my deathly fear of heights but not the point

[violet path]

Aw maaan

[olive bobcat]

oshi no ko flag

[flat remnant]

Did you spend 4 minutes looking for that particular gif

[high hedge]

No

[violet path]

Theyre “reimagining it”

[high hedge]

I was just still scrolled up

[violet path]

I assume that means a retheme but a lot of people speculate theyre adding a spike

[twin bough]

Perhaps

[olive bobcat]

That sounds dangerous, what if someone gets stabbed on the spike

[violet path]

Its only 500 feet they wouldn’t die

[olive bobcat]

Pretty irresponsible of the designers to add something like that

[formal iris]

Remember when joker was having a stroke

[twin bough]

Its a shame tho because my most visited theme park has a great b&m hypercoaster that i cannot bring myself to ride again because of my fear

[high hedge]

Which one

[olive bobcat]

Barnes and Moble hypercoaster

[twin bough]

Yep 100%

[formal iris]

Freddy Nights at Five books

[olive bobcat]

Five Freddys at Night

[burnt topaz]

Zooweemama

[twin bough]

NIGHT FIVE FREDDY AT

[flat remnant]

ferd faber

[vale temple]

m

[twin bough]

MM

[formal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/five-nights-at-freddys-five-night-freddy-freddy-gif-23631661

[burnt topaz]

This chat needs a mental reset

[violet path]

Dude b&m hypers are NOT scary

[vale temple]

ramena

[twin bough]

I still have a fear of heights

[formal iris]

Wdym it’s 1 am I don’t need a mental reset you need a mental reset

[violet path]

They are fun asf but not remotely scary like a strata or intamin blitz

[uncut citrus]

yes?

[vale temple]

mom

[uncut citrus]

its 1 for Mimina too!

[twin bough]

Its not the point its because of the height

[burnt topaz]

We can both equally need a reset

[rough mirage]

Never my mind is ALIVE

[sinful flare]

youre speaking words

[twin bough]

Words that make sense

[uncut citrus]

guess

[formal iris]

My brain is working as well as it was 25 hours ago

Which was 0 am

[sinful flare]

i dont need a mental reset but man do i need a round of tf2

[vale temple]

your mom

[rough mirage]

I'm a forever flame

[sinful flare]

also i got sick cosmetics for demo

so i dont look like a f2p

[formal iris]

Guys Pokémon 4

https://tenor.com/view/alph-nintendo-switch-nintendo-pikmin-pikmin4-gif-27537765

[burnt topaz]

Kaan I can play tf2 tomorrow around midnight if I'm not on deaths door

[chilly nexus]

the game or literally

[rough mirage]

Omg is that Pikachu

[chilly nexus]

will say a prayer for you if the latter

[burnt topaz]

Figuratively

[sinful flare]

get out of that door

idk what youre thinking of

[violet path]

Go on it come onnn

[burnt topaz]

I'm traveling all day tomorrow

[formal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/paper-mario-super-paper-mario-jumpscare-mario-super-mario-gif-24960229

[sinful flare]

wait are you actually sick

oh 💀 aight

[burnt topaz]

No just tired

[formal iris]

Staplers are kinda boring

[flat remnant]

they staple

[twin bough]

Lemme just fly to spain real quick

[flat remnant]

is that not enough for you

[formal iris]

Why don’t they do more than staple?

[sinful flare]

also man this is a great time to get so many refined metals

[burnt topaz]

Why don't you try to find something they do

[violet path]

Or take the like 6 second walk to alton towers and go on the dive there

[sinful flare]

i got like 12 refs just by item drops

[flat remnant]

why put such high expectations on them

[violet path]

B&m dives are imo the best way to conquer a fear of coasters and heights

Literally staring straight down 200 feet

[burnt topaz]

Boy I'd like a good weapon drop

I still haven't got the widowmaker

[formal iris]

Well shiit

[sinful flare]

do you want one

[violet path]

Oh wait my bad 60.96 meters

[formal iris]

They can be decorative art pieces

[burnt topaz]

Ye

[twin bough]

Oh i can do oblivion fine its not that tall iirc

[violet path]

WIDOWMAKER?

[sinful flare]

ok give me like a few minutes

[flat remnant]

what are they

[burnt topaz]

In return I'll give 5 copies of heavys shitty fists

[formal iris]

Fuck yeah!!!!

LEMME WHIP OUT A STAPLER AND FUCKING STAPLE SOMEONE

[sinful flare]

nah im gonna buy one for you instead from trading

[twin bough]

Yeah 54 meter drop that goes underground compared to 76 meter drop thats fully open is fine

[formal iris]

like how the fuck will a stapler help you in a conflict

[flat remnant]

stapler nunchucks

[sinful flare]

i'll do a quick buy tho so it'll cost a bit more

[burnt topaz]

Oh no no don't do that kaan

[sinful flare]

not with irl money i mean trading

[opaque sigil]

somebody might assume it's an effective weapon and be intimidated by it for no good reason

[burnt topaz]

Eh better

[formal iris]

A stapler could pierce someone but that would require being close to them and you would have to put a lot of force onto them

And even then at that point they’ve probably fucking stabbed you with a knife at that point

[sinful flare]

waiting for my steam inventory to update

[formal iris]

Or shot you

[high hedge]

A stapler is something to bludgeon someone to death with

[formal iris]

Or just punched you that would probably be more effective

[opaque sigil]

not in a useful way, it would hurt but only hurt

[sinful flare]

rate loadout

[formal iris]

At that point I’m sure there’s better options than that

[olive bobcat]

Me attempting to staple my important documents using my combat modified stapler:

[opaque sigil]

which is fine but not much more of an upgrade than punching somebody

[high hedge]

What if I only have the stapler

[formal iris]

Like if you’re in a room there’s surely better bludgeoning weapons than a stapler

[burnt topaz]

Very cool

[formal iris]

Well that’s your fault for getting into a fight with only a stapler

[burnt topaz]

Yeah but that's not very creative

[high hedge]

It’s an improvised weapon

[sinful flare]

mmmmm

[formal iris]

Like a staple gun maybe but just a basic ass stapler?

[burnt topaz]

If you aren't fighting like you're in a Jackie Chan movie then what's the point

[opaque sigil]

depends on the stapler, they can be fairly hefty

[sinful flare]

i dont use sticky bombs tbh i only use them to sticky jump

[olive bobcat]

What if your stapler has a built in pocket knife

[opaque sigil]

just get the stapler with an underbarrel grenade launcher

[formal iris]

What the fuck-

[violet path]

Those are like the main damage source of demo what

[burnt topaz]

Swiss army knives need a stapler part

[sinful flare]

grenade launcha betta

[formal iris]

“Oh Timmy go play with the stapler”

[sinful flare]

i dont sticky spam

[high hedge]

My little sister has a stapler

[olive bobcat]

Ohhhh what if you're fighting a little kid tho

The stapler would probs work against lil' Bobby

[violet path]

“I hate killing people as demo”

[burnt topaz]

Your little sister is probably like 20

[flat remnant]

i'm going to staple a child to a wall

[sinful flare]

slander

[formal iris]

This isn’t related to combat anymore-

[high hedge]

Cut that in half

[sinful flare]

SAM

[burnt topaz]

Why she got a stapler

[flat remnant]

for school maybe

[olive bobcat]

Yes it is, I'm fighting Bobby

[burnt topaz]

I wish I had a stapler...

[sinful flare]

i fucking hate steam

[flat remnant]

why don't you

[sinful flare]

what it do

[burnt topaz]

Because there were staplers at school

[high hedge]

She has a bunch of little pink school supplies

[formal iris]

HUH?!?

How the fuck do I use a stapler as a fucking sewing machine

[flat remnant]

tbh anything could be a ruler if you tried

[burnt topaz]

Aw that's cute

[violet path]

Worst sidegrade in the game

[high hedge]

Yeah she’s awesome

[violet path]

HELLO ROCKET LAUNCHER

[flat remnant]

by sowing the threads together of course

[formal iris]

It wouldn’t be a good one considering it doesn’t have measurements on it, at that point anything could help you as a ruler

[vale temple]

@olive bobcat

[olive bobcat]

Before college starts I need to go out and buy a 3 ring hole puncher to go with my new printer

[high hedge]

She gives me drawings of me doing horrible things

[sinful flare]

holy shit

[olive bobcat]

Brb bad connection

[formal iris]

@burnt topaz what rabbit hole have you sent me to when it comes to uses for a stapler.

[violet path]

Not a primary

[sinful flare]

thats some wild shit

[burnt topaz]

This is so cool

[sinful flare]

YOURE not a primary

[flat remnant]

you better meet those expectations

[high hedge]

Well the last one was me decapitating her

[burnt topaz]

Oh what

[high hedge]

So probably not

[flat remnant]

what's stopping you

[formal iris]

Finally, after that I think I need this

[burnt topaz]

Yknow the law and all

[high hedge]

I would stop getting drawings

[violet path]

Ruby sucks

[burnt topaz]

That too

[violet path]

Play emerald

[twin bough]

Its really fucking windy today

[high hedge]

It’s cool seeing her improve, she drew at the last talent show

[flat remnant]

people before reading this wikihow

[sinful flare]

bet that it contains some of the most questionable images

[formal iris]

Nah it was normal ass stapler pictures sadly

[burnt topaz]

They're going Jamie Lee Curtis mode

[formal iris]

Anyway, how to survive a crocodile encounter

Don’t feed it fish, it’s on a diet and fish is bad for it

[flat remnant]

no joke i knew someone in first grade who had 4 2 permanent dots on her forehead from stapling her forehead

[sinful flare]

aye @burnt topaz acquired the widowmaker

[violet path]

The gun?

[sinful flare]

took ridiculously long because i had to wait for my steam inventory to refresh

[sinful flare]

yeah

[twin bough]

Sacrifice something/someone

[formal iris]

aim for the kill.

[sinful flare]

bruh

[twin bough]

No i dont wanna hurt the little fella

[violet path]

Pov you miss a shot:

[formal iris]

Wikihow images are amazing man

[sinful flare]

@burnt topaz wanna do the trade

[formal iris]

“Zoinks”

[burnt topaz]

You free Sunday?

[twin bough]

Real

[sinful flare]

im free any day

[twin bough]

Hi free any day

[formal iris]

no yea.

[sinful flare]

as long as it's summer

[burnt topaz]

I'm probably gonna go to bed rn I'm tired and gotta leave in 8 hours

[twin bough]

Interestin

[wheat sail]

or don't

[sinful flare]

also for some reason this lollichop is ungodly powerful

[twin bough]

Gn

[violet path]

Where you find these

[sinful flare]

you cant play tomorrow??

[rough mirage]

Yes

Ooh

[wheat sail]

gif of man eating wasp nest

[rough mirage]

Why did you kill it

[violet path]

How

[violet path]

Fuck wasps

[burnt topaz]

I'm getting home around 10pm if there's no delays

[twin bough]

Wasps are assholes for no reason its deserved

[sinful flare]

wait
i think im a dumbass and i somehow got the non-craftable widowmaker from the guy i traded with???

[violet path]

Pls do far too op

[burnt topaz]

Or cancelations God forbid

[rough mirage]

True

[sinful flare]

🙏

[twin bough]

Some airlines have been cancelling flights across the last few weeks

[formal iris]

Don’t forget walk slowly away from a nuclear blast (it’s dangerous)

[twin bough]

I hope mine dont get cancelled

[rough mirage]

Racket reveal?!??

[twin bough]

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[formal iris]

Wikihow

[rough mirage]

Damn

[burnt topaz]

Easyjet has, ours has not so not too worried

[gleaming kayak]

It's NERF or nothing

[sinful flare]

bro think he power ranger

[burnt topaz]

Our easy jet flight got canceled last year and I absolutely did not cry on two separate occasions

[twin bough]

Easy jet suck tbh

Ryanair gets a bad rep but its generally reliable

[rough mirage]

Silly killed the queen

[twin bough]

Jet 2 is good

[high hedge]

I’ve never thought about what a wasp queen looks like

[formal iris]

How to have a discussion with the local wildlife

[twin bough]

The bear looks polite

[burnt topaz]

Is she signing to it

[rough mirage]

Bro

[twin bough]

Rip bozo

[flat remnant]

fella could you take 100 wasps in a fight

[burnt topaz]

A full on execution

[formal iris]

Prepare a blood sacrifice to the bear if aggressive

Or just kidnap a child

[rough mirage]

Can vouch

[high hedge]

So queen wasps are kind of just bigger

[formal iris]

Have an emotional breakdown and hope the bear consoles you

[burnt topaz]

Hey guys 🏀

[vale temple]

person making those wikihow things must be rich
profits from shitposting

[twin bough]

I am medium height despite possibly being the oldest regular

[sinful flare]

im short i do not understand this message

[rough mirage]

L

[sinful flare]

you have competitors

[burnt topaz]

Me neither

[rough mirage]

Grow a little

[flat remnant]

i don't sadly i've tried

[twin bough]

Who

[sinful flare]

curly

[formal iris]

The most deadly things known to man

[twin bough]

Hence the possibly

[uncut citrus]

you to anyone but @coarse leaf

(Erie is the only person smaller than you)

[twin bough]

Mods dont count

[burnt topaz]

how tall is erie

I remember when curly wasn't a mod

[twin bough]

How the fuck does that relate to my age

[burnt topaz]

So he does count

[uncut citrus]

how small is erie*

[violet path]

Swift

[twin bough]

But is curly a regular now?

[burnt topaz]

Didn't answer the question reevy

[uncut citrus]

thats not even old

[flat remnant]

i survived

[rough mirage]

I hate you this is a joke it's your opinion

[formal iris]

I don’t think anyone’s ready to see this one

[vale temple]

MBAST

[uncut citrus]

shes taller than you but its funny to pretend she isnt because its funny to bully Erie

[uncut citrus]

FINALLY

[burnt topaz]

True eries so short

[wheat sail]

ive been around since that time!!
??

[twin bough]

18 and 1 month

[sinful flare]

😰

[high hedge]

Amina do you take pride in people being shorter than you

[sinful flare]

(tbh it is a bit more complex than to just eat in dont starve)

[twin bough]

I have no clue

[wheat sail]

CROCK POT

[burnt topaz]

Yes, I take pride over hundreds of little kids

[wheat sail]

pride

[burnt topaz]

There are several people here who are older than you

[high hedge]

The tall will eat the small

[uncut citrus]

older than MasterAlferado

hell, Amina is older

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-fnaf-purple-screaming-crazy-gif-25994994

[sinful flare]

pierogi and win

[uncut citrus]

hell, i might be older

not Kaan tho Kaan is 5

[wheat sail]

danes..

[twin bough]

I thought kaan was 4?

[uncut citrus]

i can be baby and still be older...

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1004627119516700782/1073666697061482587/attachment.gif

[burnt topaz]

The least baby of the babies

[wheat sail]

hydrogen bomb

[burnt topaz]

Reeves is besties posting I'm outta here

[twin bough]

Reported

[wary imp]

Blahaj

[wheat sail]

gnight, come home

[burnt topaz]

I'll be in Canada soon

[twin bough]

Might??

[wheat sail]

You have to sing the anthem to enter

[uncut citrus]

[uncut citrus]

yea

[wary imp]

Nooo Amina don't become a maple muncher

[wheat sail]

maple syrup 😋

[flat remnant]

counterpoint

[dusty nimbus]

Amina be like

[dusty nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-spin-fan-rope-gif-25248314

[violet path]

Thats bad

[rough mirage]

Cool

[twin bough]

Mine is bigger nanananana

[dusty nimbus]

Do a check up with your doctor, cancer is never a good thing

[uncut citrus]

you said you were 18 and 1 month and im 18 and 1 month and 18days so i might be older or might be younger!

[formal iris]

Meditate to the heat death of the universe

[uncut citrus]

prove it

[twin bough]

OH

MY BAD

[wary imp]

Who woudnt

[uncut citrus]

all the pictures of me you have Gelato are ones of me when im baby

[flat remnant]

the voices

[uncut citrus]

how can you know how i look like when im NOT baby

[wheat sail]

August 12, 2036

August 12, 2036

[twin bough]

Yeah you are older by like 11 days so thank god i dont have to be the oldest

[dusty nimbus]

I live in the walls with you that's how

[high hedge]

Who makes such tiny bows

[rough mirage]

Stut up baby

[sinful flare]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-discord-who-cares-handsome-squidward-squidward-gif-25418980

[wheat sail]

tf

[uncut citrus]

theres like
many regulars older than me...

[twin bough]

Shut up baby

[dusty nimbus]

Yes, I'm so old I slept mid day

[sinful flare]

👵

[wheat sail]

I know you love me I know you care

[flat remnant]

ants for their dolls methinks

[uncut citrus]

good argument

[rough mirage]

Go back to the nursing home

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-shut-up-bitch-gif-24566267

[uncut citrus]

okay

[sinful flare]

get on teafortwo

[uncut citrus]

but ONLY becaue its asked nicely

[dusty nimbus]

Why do I choose to suffer instead of sleeping

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-no-thinking-nope-skinner-gif-16471648

[twin bough]

I have zero way of knowing that i just thought because the vast majority of people here are like 15 or 16 and before now nobody had said they were 18

So apologies

[sinful flare]

i am 15 or 16

[formal iris]

How to know a suspicious silhouette

[wary imp]

I am as old as time itself

[uncut citrus]

yeah unless you remove 10 years

[sinful flare]

this looks like a tf2 screenshot

[wary imp]

Meet the silhouette

[twin bough]

:(

[sinful flare]

the sticky jumper demo spotting a spy disguised as them

i dont soldier

[karmic sparrow]

this is what i want to be when i grow up

[uncut citrus]

same!!!

ireadthat differnetly

[karmic sparrow]

nah, i just want to become a Blahaj

[twin bough]

Anyways, sorry for my incorrect statement

[sinful flare]

im very ambitious on not playing as soldier

[wary imp]

Opinions on blahaj

[formal iris]

I ran out of goofy screenshots

[uncut citrus]

its ok..

[formal iris]

Dammit

[karmic sparrow]

basedest thing ever

[uncut citrus]

[karmic sparrow]

[rough mirage]

I need blåhaj

[flat remnant]

you did say suspicious so it's all on you

[wary imp]

Not just a shark, its blahaj

[sinful flare]

https://tenor.com/view/amogus-among-us-gif-21300627

[uncut citrus]

me????

[flat remnant]

because SHARKS
are COOL

[uncut citrus]

idothat with nblahaj kinda

[rough mirage]

Blåhaj is life

[sinful flare]

everybody wanna be a superstar

[twin bough]

Why would you attack them :(

[uncut citrus]

i dont attack i only squeeze

[twin bough]

Oh thats fine then

[wary imp]

Fuck you

[sinful flare]

stray enemy

[rough mirage]

I'll kill you

[twin bough]

I do not like you anymore

[wary imp]

Take it back

[karmic sparrow]

also, very important question, is it gay to act gay af (as a joke) but still call yourself straight? asking for a friend, of course

[uncut citrus]

jealous

[rough mirage]

Depends

[sinful flare]

i do that all the time

[uncut citrus]

youre just jealous im not hugging you in the gif

[wary imp]

How gay and with whom

[formal iris]

What do you think the wikihow article is about for this?

[twin bough]

Bear attacks

[karmic sparrow]

with random people in servers i'm in
and with the lads, ofc

[sinful flare]

how to walk in the night

with boots on

[wary imp]

Yes indeed society
Anyone up for a public execution

[twin bough]

MORBIUS

[formal iris]

Well you’re wrong it’s about how to find frogs.

[karmic sparrow]

but i'm straighttttt :333333

[rough mirage]

Then you're straight bro

[sinful flare]

im straight up dead

[karmic sparrow]

alr thanks, i was just making sure

[flat remnant]

omg just like real life!

[twin bough]

Oh yeah real doesnt he run a cult?

[formal iris]

How to survive an encounter with a Poison Dart Frog

Nah it’s still about finding frogs lmao

[wary imp]

Wikihow is wild

[rough mirage]

I don't really know who Jared Leto is

[flat remnant]

morbius

[sinful flare]

i dont fucking know who jared leto is

[wary imp]

Same
All I know is he did morbius

[flat remnant]

and the joker (the bad one)

[smoky nebula]

Don't touch them

[twin bough]

Fr he managed to play the only bad joker in media

[sinful flare]

bruh 768 byte sized tmod update

the 1.4.4 port is here

[wary imp]

There are seals

[twin bough]

Arf arf arf

[sinful flare]

in the new tmod map

no

[twin bough]

His BRAINF

[smoky nebula]

I need game suggestions to wishlist so I have ideas for the next time things go on sale

[sinful flare]

teafortwo

[twin bough]

Do you want a medal or some shit?

[flat remnant]

garfield kart

[marsh ibex]

N

[twin bough]

Satisfactory

[wary imp]

Tunic

[marsh ibex]

TRUE

TUNIC IS PEAK

[wary imp]

BASED MOD

[sinful flare]

ror2 peak roguelite

[opal dew]

Good evening silksong discussion

[formal iris]

How to water your snake so it grows nice and big

[flat remnant]

gingots

[twin bough]

Hello

[hollow terrace]

Are finally becoming tunic only discussion

[opal dew]

Cat

[wary imp]

Yes

[hollow terrace]

Bro garden snakes are goofy fellas

[marsh ibex]

go to sleep.

[twin bough]

Doesnt really qualify

[formal iris]

Is tunic a soulslike?

[opal dew]

You cannot make me joker

[marsh ibex]

yeah

[opal dew]

Nuh uh I say

[marsh ibex]

Something like it

[smoky nebula]

Ok I need more

[wary imp]

Souls and zelda

[marsh ibex]

it’s like a zelda soulslike with…ARG elements?

[formal iris]

Huh, never knew that, saw it in a list video about steam soulslikes I was really confused.
Maybe I’ll try it someday

[wary imp]

Arg was only once though

[sinful flare]

ror1

[smoky nebula]

I have ror1

[sinful flare]

kidding do not buy ror1

[sinful flare]

you do? and not ror2?

[smoky nebula]

Got it in a giveaway

[twin bough]

But sure i guess if you think seal noises are funny go ahead and send it in

[wary imp]

It was for a language Rosetta stone

[marsh ibex]

another good one is astral ascent

[formal iris]

Every odd number has E in it

[sinful flare]

nice
ror1 is kinda bad tho and i have ror1

[marsh ibex]

mmmmm

[sinful flare]

im waiting for rorr

[marsh ibex]

what about two

[smoky nebula]

Two is even

[twin bough]

Go ahead i guess whatever floats your boat

[marsh ibex]

okay but zero has an e in it

[formal iris]

If I remembered the way it went I would continue it but my brain is broken

[smoky nebula]

However, if we just change the language

More games people

[marsh ibex]

.

[smoky nebula]

Gelato has an e in it

[twin bough]

True

You shut up

[rough mirage]

You should stop talking

[opal dew]

Gingots has no e

[smoky nebula]

Alba has no e

[twin bough]

I agree every sentence frustrates me

[rough mirage]

Who the fuck cares about an e

[smoky nebula]

Gelato has lost his mind

[opal dew]

The policE

[flat remnant]

elbe

[formal iris]

Imma sleep because it’s almost 2am

[rough mirage]

Night

[smoky nebula]

No

[twin bough]

Yeah same probably

Gn, ping me if something interesting happens

[rough mirage]

Night Sauce

[formal iris]

Hold up what did this fucker just call the knight?

[hollow terrace]

The hollow knight

[formal iris]

This is outta ground

[violet path]

Afredo

[formal iris]

Outrageous*

[smoky nebula]

North of the border‽

[formal iris]

But the hollow knight is that other dude

[twin bough]

Wha?

[flat remnant]

oh hey it's the guy who makes tiny nerdy things

[formal iris]

Yeah that dude

[smoky nebula]

You become the hollow knight in the hollow knight ending
Cut him some slack, he makes tiny nerdy things

[formal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-fight-cartoon-gif-13956206

[violet path]

Albaaaaaaaa

[smoky nebula]

Pardon‽

[flat remnant]

alba i now respect you for knowing him

[formal iris]

But then we get into lore implications of calling the knight hollow

[twin bough]

Anyway actual gn now based people (you know who you are)

[formal iris]

Because the lore is a mess dammit

Anyway I’m actually gonna sleep now

[twin bough]

Theres a huge way to tell on whether i consider someone to be based or not

[flat remnant]

weird gelato you don't seem to have alferado friended

[twin bough]

Thats all ill say

[twin bough]

You got it pretty quickly

[flat remnant]

you did say before

[twin bough]

Oh

No ill still consider you to be based

[marsh ibex]

What?

The lore is pretty not messy rn

[twin bough]

There are people that have rejected/ not accepted requests that i still consider to be based

[marsh ibex]

Oh I haven’t blocked alfredo today

[twin bough]

Do it i dont mind/care

[marsh ibex]

I’m hungry

Alfredo make me pasta

[twin bough]

Eat then

[twin bough]

Fiiiiine

🍝

[olive bobcat]

mama mia

[twin bough]

Its a me

[steady sage]

hoi chat!!!

what new now?

[charred surge]

Pasta

[twin bough]

Hi goat, bye goat

[marsh ibex]

My FINGGER

HOUCH

STOP

NO

[charred surge]

Houch

[steady sage]

goat bye Alferado!!!

Joker, are you okay?

[marsh ibex]

fingie hurtie

[steady sage]

oof, sorry to hear

is it cut or smth?

[marsh ibex]

yeah

[charred surge]

It got houch’d 😔

[steady sage]

wash it and bandage it

that's what i do at work

[marsh ibex]

Rw

[violet dune]

i stepped on it

[marsh ibex]

Ew

[olive bobcat]

I could get used to having this printer in my room

Consolidating my passwords onto one sheet, really easy to have it print right by me

[charred surge]

If you end up amputating it can you give it to me, I’ve been very hungry lately and could go for a snack rn

Knowing cats, he 100% wants to eat it

[violet path]

No its not

[uncut citrus]

It’s ok Sam I also hurtie my finger!

What

It’s because Beagle stepped on it

As i was picking up stuff on the ground!

Classic

[olive bobcat]

God bless my printer 🙏

No

👨

[uncut citrus]

Nah that’s unrealistic, nobody print that

You know what I always print though?

Papers with name and address and stuff on it!

Not anymore no

Sure

Naturally

[sinful flare]

government?

[olive bobcat]

Double-sided tape rules

[sinful flare]

lmao i got an achievement for dominating a gibus and now i have the gibus hat

i must sell the curse

[uncut citrus]

Done

[sinful flare]

oh yo

selling it for 1.77 ref who want it

i may or may not have made someone more mad than usual today

enough tf2 for today

[steady sage]

hoi chat!!!

what new now?

quiet day, it seems

[sinful flare]

everyone is not here

[steady sage]

everyone's dead?

[smoky nebula]

No

Are you dead‽

[stuck totem]

Inside, yes

[sinful flare]

same

[violet path]

you know what this reminds me of

[olive bobcat]

Weezer

[olive bobcat]

👍

[stuck totem]

Pain

[violet path]

rest in piece the city of paris 😢

[stuck totem]

Were you doing a nuzlocke?

[violet path]

ya

for some reason i thought keeping a ground type against a water type starter of the same level was a good idea

[coarse leaf]

Weezo 🫵

[stuck totem]

Rip

[hot rampart]

WEE OO I LOOK JUST LIKE-

[stuck totem]

It's so hard to level up

[violet path]

weezer makes me wheeze with how bad it is

[stuck totem]

I barely got a gabite

[hot rampart]

Weeze yourself

[sinful flare]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

[coarse leaf]

Weezoes 🫵

[stuck totem]

Weezing

[violet path]

oh my gabite got killed the minute after i caught it

[coarse leaf]

Holy shit another redditor

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/chainsaw-man-csm-nayuta-weezer-weezo-gif-15532273846627402018

I saw it on Youtube

[stuck totem]

Rip 😔

[olive bobcat]

I like saying Weezo tho, it's goofy

[coarse leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/weezo-power-rg33-csm-chainsawman-gif-5702955535978917420

Speaking of reddit

Reddit is abolishing all coins and currency, and redditors will be stripped of their rights and coins in september

[hot rampart]

redditors don't deserve rights anyways

[violet path]

frrr

rrrrrrrrrrrr

[sinful flare]

drg subreddit the only good one

[hollow terrace]

Wrong

[violet path]

none of them are good

[olive bobcat]

From bottom to top, a clear development in my avatars

I could make moist man if I wanted

[violet path]

not buff enough

[violet path]

grunk?

[olive bobcat]

It's grunk

[hot rampart]

In case anyone was wondering what happened with stalker#2

[sinful flare]

damn you have a lot of followers

[flat remnant]

Harassment

[violet path]

wooo

[flat remnant]

Ban his ass

[hot rampart]

Already did

[violet path]

how do your pfp look different in your screenshots

than as we see it

[hot rampart]

Nitro

My profile is different in this server

[violet path]

and why exactly issnt your name pink

[hot rampart]

That one is my default pfp

[hot rampart]

Wdym

Oh

Lmao that's not how nitro works

[violet path]

that is how it works

if you have nitro you should be buying wkroll

[hot rampart]

Oh

[olive bobcat]

(says the man who doesn't have nitro)

[hot rampart]

Lmao no.

[violet path]

you cannot deny thy destiny

[hot rampart]

I can

[olive bobcat]

@subtle flint so yeah, that's about it, see ya

[sinful flare]

if you have a pink name youre more likely to be nuked by me in drg

[steady sage]

i thought i was gonna get nuked by you, kaan

[sinful flare]

nah

[violet path]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-hiss-gif-9387351

[marsh ibex]

I’ll nuke you besties

[steady sage]

:3

[violet path]

just you wait for the next mod apps

we'll be equals fr fr

[uncut citrus]

Salker #2 neutralized?

Stalker #3 when?

[sinful flare]

the trilogy

[coarse leaf]

don't remind me of the biden fancomics

he is buffed to 20 power levels in them

[violet path]

https://tenor.com/view/james-franco-wait-what-wut-wtf-nani-gif-25479769

[sinful flare]

60 fps gif wtf

[uncut citrus]

It is pretty weird

[tall juniper]

one og my friends has revealed herself to me as trans and this is like the 5th time this has happened
I am sucking the cisness out of people

huh

[rustic ore]

what the nobara doin

[tall juniper]

trans 👍 🏳️‍⚧️

[sinful flare]

wax.. i also must tell you something

im ||not|| a woman

[rustic ore]

kaans a woman

thats wild

[tall juniper]

Kaan is everything all at once

[sinful flare]

real

[rustic ore]

kaan is a Being

[tall juniper]

the one thing he isnt is an elf

[sinful flare]

i am everywhere at the end of time

[rustic ore]

oh word? kaan fast forward one year so silksong is out

[tall juniper]

is anyone still named tim

[sinful flare]

someone here is

[sinful flare]

i just realized i still have all pronouns
gonna keep it that way

[tall juniper]

the collector

(ded sells refernce)

[rustic ore]

mortal kombat reference

[sinful flare]

halo knite reference

[coarse leaf]

speakinv of trans, based little v

0 dislikes, truly no one can defeat the trans

[sinful flare]

wait who there is trans

[coarse leaf]

no one

[sinful flare]

also real

[coarse leaf]

he has the slip

[sinful flare]

ohhhhhhh sick

[marsh ibex]

Help

[olive bobcat]

No

[marsh ibex]

Im tripping

[flat remnant]

why should we

[carmine palm]

Good afternoon

[sinful flare]

good verybeforenoon

[marsh ibex]

It’s 10:38 PM

[sinful flare]

no its 5:38 am

[carmine palm]

No it’s 12:38 pm

[sinful flare]

got damn yall wrong

[carmine palm]

Oh joker are you in South Australia?

[coarse leaf]

for context he makes based covers in anime girl outfits

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-clap-drake-clap-drake-meme-nba-gif-23631290

[carmine palm]

Time zone

Okay no it’s wa

[rustic ore]

shame its not a gif but

***high Q U A L I T Y ***

[steady sage]

high quality indeed

[carmine palm]

Hi goat

[carmine palm]

Like my brain cells aren’t

[steady sage]

hoi pixelated cat!!!

[olive bobcat]

My honest reaction

[sinful flare]

any ss disc regular's brain cells are in 144p

actually no

72p

[charred surge]

We have brain cells?

[sinful flare]

fuck my bad i meant 0p

[carmine palm]

Not a regular yet

[sinful flare]

i alt tabbed for a moment what

[sinful flare]

gettin closer

[carmine palm]

My brain’s in 360p I think

[serene chasm]

Hi chat

[marsh ibex]

Is there more like us

[strong veldt]

Got me feeling

[marsh ibex]

Too late

Messed it up

Moment joever

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-hawley-joe-hawley-its-joever-joever-gif-18282355701517291166

[strong veldt]

😔

[olive bobcat]

@exotic geyser Hop on Drive A Car Down A Hill

[cerulean sable]

i think hornet should have a skill called pike bracing

basically when you cast it

hornet assumes a spear brace stance

or braces her needle

and any specific mounted or fast moving units will get 200% more damage

yes

[opaque sigil]

zaza when he sees the pike corps

[cerulean sable]

then you have weird physics shenanigans of killing a boss in one hit because of some internal physics overcalculating their velocity

[cerulean sable]

TRUE

kinda like parry, it sticks you for the animation

its bugged out to deal damage per frame

[opaque sigil]

crank your fps

[cerulean sable]

Dark Souls 2 issue where

uncapping your FPS from 30 to 60 made you degrade your weapons twice as fast because weapon durabiliy was tied on the framerate

so they had to fix it on Scholar of the First Sin edition

i still dont know what endlag is ngl

[serene chasm]

The souls games are so jank

[cerulean sable]

me uncapping Wolfenstein TNO and seeing enemies clipping through the floor

at least Old Blood and The New Colossus allowed 144hz

[cunning geode]

recovery frames