sk-discussion

[gray parcel]

Paladins fucking suck tho

[opaque sigil]

Barbs also can’t use heavy armor so it’s even worse a dip

[opaque sigil]

Paladins are by far the strongest martial dip

All armors, smites, lay on hands

Well unless you count rogues

[gray parcel]

All at high levels

[opaque sigil]

Those are accessible with two levels

[gray parcel]

My last character was a paladin and I felt so weak

I couldn’t do anything damage wise

[opaque sigil]

Paladins have absurd damage output

They only fall off a bit at much higher levels, they’re super frontloaded

Paladins do more damage than any other class unless you’re using sharpshooter

[gray parcel]

Nah

[opaque sigil]

Yes

Divine smite is game breakingly strong

[serene chasm]

just play what is fun for you

[gray parcel]

Do you like to do home brew or by the book?

Cuz like my barb has heavy armor but can still wreak shit with his spells

[surreal remnant]

D&D looks like fun but none of my friends would want to play it

[opaque sigil]

By the book, slight modifications to nerf overpowered shit like smites, heat metal, sshooter

[serene chasm]

make new ones. or look up a local group. thats what I did

[opaque sigil]

And according to the rules he can’t but if your dm lets you break them fine

[grand oriole]

d&d is fun but imaginary

[serene chasm]

yes

[grand oriole]

go beat up people to have fun irl

[serene chasm]

nah. larping seems lame

jk

[gray parcel]

It’s cuz he looks better with heavy armor

[surreal remnant]

i just wanna fight someone with a long sword

[opaque sigil]

I don’t have a dragon’s wrath bow, bracers of archery, and ten class levels

[surreal remnant]

irl

[serene chasm]

thats cool

[surreal remnant]

like just me, and some other dude, full plate armor, both with a longsword

[grand oriole]

but you are real, and thats all you need, or can get really

[opaque sigil]

If you want heavy armor paladins give it

[serene chasm]

wish I could draw. I just use hero forge to create characters

[gray parcel]

Or I can bend the rules

[opaque sigil]

Longswords don’t matter there, it’s gonna be a knife fight

[serene chasm]

also

[surreal remnant]

that’s closer to a rapier, i want a longsword!

[surreal remnant]

i mean blunt weapons are better with plate, but i give zero fucks

[gray parcel]

Like I’m the tank of my dnd party

[grand oriole]

wear bronze cotten parkas

[opaque sigil]

as a sorcerer? you sure shouldn't be

[surreal remnant]

not to the death

[grand oriole]

get crushed by clothes heavier than steel

[opaque sigil]

d6 hit dice make you flimsy as hell

[gray parcel]

Single handedly killed an owl bear

[grand oriole]

also bronze wools are a thing and they're hella weird

[opaque sigil]

only full casters who can tank are druids

[gray parcel]

As a barbarian

[opaque sigil]

who can't rage

[gray parcel]

We already have a cleric and a Palladian

[opaque sigil]

barbarian tankiness is entirely based on raging

[surreal remnant]

how much would a full suit of plate armor cost

[grand oriole]

steel wool sweaters

[opaque sigil]

a lot

[surreal remnant]

i want a number

[serene chasm]

25

[grand oriole]

25 what

[surreal remnant]

25 grand, that’s pretty cheap

[opaque sigil]

1500 gp which is about three and a half years of a skilled laborer's salary

[surreal remnant]

15-50k usd

[grand oriole]

25 silktillion dollars

25 boredape tokens

[gray parcel]

2,000 at the cheapest

[surreal remnant]

if there’s a will, there’s a way

[serene chasm]

heavy armour scares me

[gray parcel]

You can make your own out of Eva foam like I’m doing

[languid linden]

@lusty horizon how did it take me this long to find motionless in white

[grand oriole]

forge your own to cut costs

[surreal remnant]

its not that heavy

[grand oriole]

found a foundry

[surreal remnant]

i mean it is, but it’s spread out over your whole body

[grand oriole]

become a dwarf smith irl

[opaque sigil]

disadvantage on stealth means you always know they're coming, it's not scary when they have cowbells strapped to their chests

[serene chasm]

in game, not irl

[surreal remnant]

if it limited your movement by much due to the weight, they’d never be used

[lusty horizon]

Lmao

[languid linden]

Cyberhex is a banger

[crisp drift]

Would be very heavy to me.

[lusty horizon]

I just fouind them thanks to both Mick Gordon and Sonia

[surreal remnant]

most people could easily handle the weight of a suit of armor

[languid linden]

Yeah I also found it from mick Gordon lmao

[serene chasm]

exactly why I dont touch it. I love my sneaking dex builds

[grand oriole]

my weakass self cannot thank you

[serene chasm]

Also I cant wear it as a wizard

[languid linden]

I’d pull the sun from the sky

[opaque sigil]

the best defense is cunning action

[surreal remnant]

that’s why you wear cotton underneath it

[grand oriole]

the best defense is a musket, since thats what the founding fathers intended

[languid linden]

You have any recommendations outside of scoring the end of the world

[grand oriole]

Im not playing hot potato with internal organs

[opaque sigil]

player ac is always pretty low, heavy armor only matters for a few levels and then it's just about not letting enemies even target you

monsters really said "bounded accuracy for thee and not for me"

[grand oriole]

the sun is hot and insulation keeps you warm

eventually youll heat up and not heat down

[crisp drift]

It prevents you from interacting directly with hot metal.

[inland ravine]

why do i keep seeing this everywhere

[grand oriole]

ever wear a parka in summer

[crisp drift]

But yeah it still sucks.

[grand oriole]

I need water cooled armor

[gray parcel]

they locked me in a room, a rubber room. a rubber room with rats, the rats make me crazy

[crisp drift]

At least you won't get blisters immediately.

[crisp drift]

It's going to be cooler for awhile, then really hot.

[gray parcel]

its only like 40-60 lbs

[grand oriole]

giant heatsink attached to you

[surreal remnant]

which sounds sorta heavy, but it’s spread over your whole body

[grand oriole]

thermal paste all over the armor

the hells lbs is that the bowel syndrome

[gray parcel]

yeah youre very mobile in it

[rough mirage]

*you're

*'

[grand oriole]

*you are

[gray parcel]

this is probs the closest armor id wear irl

[grand oriole]

that looks very dirty

it wont go in a washing machine very well

[gray parcel]

yeah

[rough mirage]

Bro looks crusty

[serene chasm]

1 hour of CLANK CLANK

[rough mirage]

Clearly

[grand oriole]

general electric gonna need the heavy washing machines

[opaque sigil]

plate armor was really effective for like ten seconds before people realized you could just use hammers and polearms

[crisp drift]

You employ a child servant to clean all your stuff.

[gray parcel]

shhhhhh

[grand oriole]

now that sword is terrible

its too heavy

[surreal remnant]

how so?

[serene chasm]

careful with mentioning polearms. you might summon tacco

[surreal remnant]

it’s not too different to something like a zweihander or bearing sword

especially with the length of the hilt

[opaque sigil]

gambesons look cooler anyways

[marsh ibex]

@cerulean sable

[grand oriole]

you're already heavy plated just punch people

[gray parcel]

nah but thats like the weakness my dnd character has and my DM has never exploited it yet

[crisp drift]

Oop tacco has been summoned.

[grand oriole]

what, are you meeting another crazed heavy plated swordsman

[vagrant pivot]

i just found a giant centipede in my room, it was huge and fast, then i lost it. i thought it only oblatory to tell you bc i always join this chat talking ab a bug

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-world-hype-clap-iceborne-palico-gif-21737473

[serene chasm]

rip

[surreal remnant]

like no armor in the thighs

[steady sage]

hoi chat!!!

[shell yacht]

monhun armor tho

[surreal remnant]

do people just forget there are several major blood vessels there

[steady sage]

what new today?

[serene chasm]

hoi goat

[shell yacht]

yes

[grand oriole]

theres sever major blood vessels in my ass

[inland ravine]

can you stop taht pls

[gray parcel]

i think my next dnd character will be a knight thats a fighter/cleric

[languid linden]

Not if I drink them

[steady sage]

i only ever met the orange centipedes, i am SO looking forward to meeting red ones

[serene chasm]

you like multiclassing, dont you

[rough mirage]

Be nice and invite it for tea

[opaque sigil]

plate armor was good at stopping arrows which that would be fine for if you held a shield or something

[vagrant pivot]

hi goat

[gray parcel]

yes, its more fun in my opinion

[smoky dagger]

[crisp drift]

They're horrifying and absolutely annoying to kill.

[grand oriole]

too bad crossbows are a thing

[gray parcel]

hey goat

[steady sage]

looks like i need to leave

[opaque sigil]

multiclassing can be good but you need to plan your levels in detail

[scarlet lotus]

WHEH SILKSONG?????!?!??"!/

[grand oriole]

haha elastic go pssh

[steady sage]

not this quarter

[scarlet lotus]

PLEASE.,L/A;

[vagrant pivot]

i hate you

[opaque sigil]

multiclasses also take a very long time to actually come online and usually delay spellcasting (although the arti 1 wiz x mc doesn't)

[rough mirage]

You already said that , do you have dementia?

[serene chasm]

yeah, Im still pretty new so not ready to. I do have a monk character that I plan to multiclass with rogue

[marsh ibex]

wow

it’s even funnier when you realize we don’t allow copypastas here

[inland ravine]

help me

[steady sage]

i need to finish my discoveries in ||the sunless city||

[marsh ibex]

Cut it out bud.

[opaque sigil]

a monk rogue multiclass would probably work pretty well, as well as anything with monk in it can

[gray parcel]

nah hes just crazy

[rough mirage]

Oh

[grand oriole]

monk/monk

[opaque sigil]

step of the wind is kind of a worse cunning action so there's redundancy but monk mobility is huge

[serene chasm]

shadow monk as well. Teleport in darkness and sneak attack

[gray parcel]

monk/barb seems fun

[grand oriole]

become twice the monk than you are

[steady sage]

the only copypasta i ever read was the "i am in your walls" copypasta

[opaque sigil]

yeah that's good

[smoky dagger]

You've no need to call me bud, buccaroo.

[steady sage]

spoiler tag the message

[rough mirage]

I hate the mistreatment of the mentality Ill people have no compassion

[marsh ibex]

It’s buckaroo

[grand oriole]

okay buccaroo

[opaque sigil]

monk/barb is pretty bad

[crisp drift]

Keep it that way.

[gray parcel]

really?

[opaque sigil]

yeah

[smoky dagger]

Whatever you say buccaroo..

[gray parcel]

the more punches and half damage seems cool

[grand oriole]

monk ranger

[steady sage]

okay, bucko

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-luigi-mario-and-luigi-superstar-saga-rpg-i-have-fury-gif-19602869

[serene chasm]

monk ranger could work

[opaque sigil]

monks can't really multiclass like that, if you want more attacks going fighter is better

[grand oriole]

all bow no arrow

[opaque sigil]

monks have to conserve ki and can't be spamming fob

[steady sage]

i am not counting poorly written creepypastas, btw. i was an edgy child back then.

[opaque sigil]

rogue/monk works because sa can only trigger once so you don't have to spend ki on making many attacks, it won't really make a difference

[grand oriole]

counter argument homebrew

[opaque sigil]

it could, but their features don't really compliment each other very well

[gray parcel]

i usually do just rogues

[grand oriole]

just make shit up lol

[gray parcel]

[grand oriole]

the binding of isaac

[opaque sigil]

in general it's hard to multiclass with monk because monk is so dependent on ki and you don't want to delay that progression at all

[steady sage]

i'll buy it on sale

i have TIEN in the meantime

[grand oriole]

couldnt you multiclass some weird ass shit like warlock or artificer or some shit

[opaque sigil]

warlock and artificer are the multiclass classes

[warped umbra]

Imagine silksong

[grand oriole]

yeah they're the weird ass shit

[warped umbra]

Tea

[inland ravine]

tea

[grand oriole]

brirish

[opaque sigil]

every bard ever taking one level in hexblade for hex warrior and eb

[inland ravine]

coffee rivals

[serene chasm]

why does discord keep changing languages

[steady sage]

hoi gwnj!!!

[grand oriole]

como esta senior

[opaque sigil]

and every sorc

[inland ravine]

goat

mental

[warped umbra]

Funny I'm called Tea when I'm a Batista in real life

[serene chasm]

what is a good class to multi with wisazrd?

[grand oriole]

arti

[opaque sigil]

a level in artificer

[steady sage]

i still haven't finished my first run of Rain World

[grand oriole]

reply something not with artificer challenge

[steady sage]

i'm playing Monk, btw. learning the game

[warped umbra]

Just give me your exact address

[crisp drift]

Monk is fun.

[serene chasm]

Thats what I was thinking, but only cause we have an artificer in the group

[warped umbra]

Aight omw

[grand oriole]

your mom's credit card number and the 4 digits at the back

[opaque sigil]

you could also dip sorc for metamagic but that would need three levels and uses a different spellcasting stat

[marsh ibex]

yeah

no

[grand oriole]

he took some icyhot

[shell yacht]

hes just that cool

[serene chasm]

But I dont know if I actually would. RP wise I would be more likely to take a level in Bard cause I have an entertainer background

[marsh ibex]

just rizz

also he looks less like elsa

[grand oriole]

ah yes bard barb

[shell yacht]

gojo the sorcerer of rizz

[marsh ibex]

more like jack frost

[opaque sigil]

I like wizard bard thematically

I have one sitting around that I never got to use

[gray parcel]

i wanna do an artificer kobold

i did a warlock kobold once that wa sfun

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1113681641924210709.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[grand oriole]

I want to have a moment of joy that doesnt come crashing down

[opaque sigil]

it was a scribes wizard/lore bard, a true nerd among nerds

[steady sage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/1121650505404395541/1113678387966382190.gif

artificers want blood

[grand oriole]

become the paladin rogue

fuck all the laws especially that one

[serene chasm]

ours sure does

[opaque sigil]

we don't talk about the paladin rogue build

[grand oriole]

yes I am

[opaque sigil]

the real shit is the gloomstalker assassin

[carmine palm]

Dnd discussion on the hollow knight server

Cool

[grand oriole]

the knight is canonically paladin rogue

[slate wagon]

why would you do that to the monkey men they just wanted shiny things

[serene chasm]

thats just sounds evil

[carmine palm]

I think more bladesinger or arcane trickster

[steady sage]

that salamander ended one of my runs. stubborn guy got me stuck in a downpour.

[opaque sigil]

I’m considering multiclassing rogue on my current ranger but I want drake’s breath and better bond of fang and scale so I’m probably not going to

[opaque sigil]

It is, for your dm

[grand oriole]

multiclass druid with anything and accept your consequences

[carmine palm]

I’m currently playing clockwork soul sorc

[steady sage]

i didn't have my spear at the time

[opaque sigil]

Gloomstalker assassin just spams lightning arrow sneak attack crits in the first round of combat and levels the field

[serene chasm]

My ranger char is a gloomstalker, if he comes back around maybe Ill do some rogue levels into him

[steady sage]

in short, i was f*cked the moment i entered

[serene chasm]

IF

[grand oriole]

if

[serene chasm]

I dont want my wizard to get hurt

[steady sage]

i was already stuck on its tongue

i was not happy

[carmine palm]

What game are you talking about goat?

[steady sage]

Rain World

[opaque sigil]

As much as some people don’t like the rule change about crits in the next version of dnd sneak attack crits are a bit nuts, especially since a rogue subclass can force them

[steady sage]

i was in a cramped room

[tall juniper]

Badass FF16 screenshots:

[serene chasm]

what are they?

[grand oriole]

wdym sneak attacks are just lore accurate have you seen the kennedy administration

[steady sage]

||no, i was in this small slanted hallway in the shorelines||

[serene chasm]

My DM does crits as full damage + extra hit die

[opaque sigil]

Crit only doubles the weapon die, not all dice. Meant to even the scales a bit and nerf paladins who are insane

Currently the way crits work is by doubling the dice rolled

[serene chasm]

oh ok

[steady sage]

i said it was the salamander in the initial message

[grand oriole]

so its just less insane than insane

[steady sage]

they look similar to me

[opaque sigil]

So if a paladin just says “hey I want to do 5d8 damage on this attack I just crit on “ they do 6d8 and not 10d8

[steady sage]

maybe i am just dum

i can't clip it anymore, the vod's expired

[carmine palm]

My dm runs crits as it just does max possible damage

[steady sage]

i do have footage of the whole thing, tho

[grand oriole]

hey man the guy really believes in god so

[serene chasm]

same

[opaque sigil]

and the way divine smite currently works means paladins can just do that, save and use them on crits to deal absurd amounts of damage

[grand oriole]

fallout moment

[steady sage]

i'm luving Rain World in general so far

[opaque sigil]

monk more like mon (he ran out of ki three letters in)

[steady sage]

it's tough luv, sure; the game is brutal, but i luv it still

it's like with Celeste to me: killing me plenty, yet still enjoyable while the torture lasts

[carmine palm]

Anyone else slightly addicted to casters?

[foggy heath]

https://tenor.com/view/slugcat-rainworld-cheese-cat-slug-gif-24357555

[opaque sigil]

do half casters count

[serene chasm]

not yet, but Im getting why people like them

[foggy heath]

I need spells

[carmine palm]

Yeah

Just spells in general

[carmine palm]

Same

[opaque sigil]

Well rogues are also fun so ig I'm not addicted to casters

fighters and barbs just can't really keep up (fighters can but you need to use specific strats)

[carmine palm]

My first ever character was an arcane trickster (I know not the best idea but I made it work), then an artificer, and now I’m playing a sorc

[foggy heath]

Last dnd session one of the players literally asked a government official at the equilavent of an airport checkpoint where he could sell napalm (greek fire)

I swear I need to give him that 1 spell that cuts off 6 seconds of speech

[opaque sigil]

fighters can actually contribute at high levels with sharpshooter and archery, they can also try with gwm but gwm has worse accuracy problems

[foggy heath]

Me and the other player were suffering

[serene chasm]

rolls 20 on the persuasion check and the border guard sets him up with his friend who sells contraband

[carmine palm]

I’m planning on playing a Paladin soon to become slightly less spell dependent

[opaque sigil]

bard moment

[opaque sigil]

I mean paladins are technically casters but they never use their slots to cast spells

so loophole

[carmine palm]

Ik they’re half casters but they’re less spell dependent than others

[opaque sigil]

because divine smite is better than a spell

[foggy heath]

This guy basically admitted to this gang that they fought some of them before when trying to sell a magic knife they use back to them

[opaque sigil]

rangers spam zephyr strike and hail of thorns, paladins just throw their spell slots at enemies' faces directly

zephyr strike is a lot of fun though, especially with land's stride

60 foot climb speed, sprinting across a sheer cliff face while firing arrows

[serene chasm]

I might pick that up. My ranger is a tabaxi

[opaque sigil]

well you start with a climb speed then

[olive bobcat]

I got the speed toggle to work

[opaque sigil]

zephyr strike is a good thing to have in the arsenall, it's not crazy but it lets you avoid getting hit and get around super fast with an isntantaneous offensive boost

[serene chasm]

yup. I can also double my movement speed. So with zephyr strike I become even faster

[earnest latch]

messi>ronaldo

[inland ravine]

monday left me broken

[sacred stratus]

Sister

[inland ravine]

brother

[carmine palm]

I wonder what’s the fastest you can go in dnd

[opaque sigil]

also never let anybody tell you rangers can't put out damage

[carmine palm]

How much can you zoom

[opaque sigil]

monk with mobile, longstrider up, high level can go 240 per round

[serene chasm]

make em a tabaxi and double that

[opaque sigil]

they could even take two levels in ranger for zephyr strike, adding another 30 to base

[serene chasm]

hit wall. die

[opaque sigil]

so 110x6

660

[carmine palm]

Over 100 feet per second

[opaque sigil]

although arguably teleport is faster

[gray parcel]

does teleporting count?

[carmine palm]

Forget peasants railgun

Just run at someone and throw a rock

[opaque sigil]

1d4+str damage 💀

[carmine palm]

I hope onednd has better physics for stuff like that

[opaque sigil]

I doubt it will

and it probably shouldn't, I pity the dm who has to manage that stuff

[carmine palm]

Like cmon a rock propelled at like 150 feet per second has gotta do something to your body

[opaque sigil]

1d4+str has a good chance of killing the average person

commoners have 4 health

[carmine palm]

Yeah can we talk about that. How are adventurers so tanky compared to the average person

[opaque sigil]

plot armor

[carmine palm]

Unless you’re a full caster with strength as a dump stat lol

[opaque sigil]

hp isn't your literal physical health, it's an abstraction. Adventurers are just harder to kill

it represents your actual physical durability as well as willpower and luck and whatnot

adventurers just have more of that

[rough mirage]

Oh, sorry

[tall juniper]

furry /j

[serene chasm]

lol

[inland ravine]

😱

[opaque sigil]

what the pfp wasn't enough, had to wait for confirmation of his dnd character's ancestry

[serene chasm]

Jonny

[gray parcel]

night yall

[inland ravine]

bye silly

[serene chasm]

g'night silly

[sacred stratus]

Bye silly

[inland ravine]

i;m yawning so much

[olive bobcat]

Behold, my beautiful code

[bleak leaf]

Noway

[tall juniper]

they brought back the oldest tab :)

[olive bobcat]

Yeah ever since LBP2 introduced the logic system

[bleak leaf]

STEAM REFUNDS

[olive bobcat]

It's like a visual coding engine

[shell yacht]

can i refund 29 years of life

[bleak leaf]

Nah, L

[tall juniper]

welllllll i meaaaaaaaaaaaaan`

[shell yacht]

i could use a 29 yr refund to erase some of you and have spare change left over

lbp?

[bleak leaf]

Buy one smh my head

[bleak leaf]

lbp.

[shell yacht]

oh

mid ass mascot game

[bleak leaf]

Mid ass mod thats what ill say

[olive bobcat]

Trueee

[shell yacht]

ur literally on an alt

[bleak leaf]

and?

[inland ravine]

bunny

[opaque sigil]

ngl same

they should port all the lbp games

[bleak leaf]

Agreed

If its true theyre making ps3 functional in ps5 o swear to god

Ps5 would be worth to buy

[opaque sigil]

Well at least you can emulate ps3

[jolly island]

wait wait wait what’s this about ps3 on ps5???

[bleak leaf]

You can stream ps3 games onto a ps5 with certain subscription, kinda like nintendo

But like ps3 funky and stuff you cant directly download the games

If its true theyre making it so you can download them...

[jolly island]

ah you got my hopes up for a second…. yeah i own that subscription, it’s horrible. despite that, it’s the only way i can play my favorite ps3 games like new vegas :((

[bleak leaf]

Yeah

[opaque sigil]

New Vegas is on pc

[bleak leaf]

I got an ethernet thats like 9x my wifi speed and it still was laggy as hell

[jolly island]

am poor. no havey desktop.

[opaque sigil]

Oof

[jolly island]

indeed

[olive bobcat]

Alright

[tall juniper]

just own a PS3 /s

[olive bobcat]

I didn't know about transmitter and receiver controlinators

[opaque sigil]

Maybe tomorrow I’ll check to make sure my ps3 emulator is working but it’s late so I’m sleeping

[olive bobcat]

It's time to make a second speedster with this, as it may make things easier

[bleak leaf]

I think theyre quite cheap....

on facebook

[tall juniper]

im going to bed rn guys goodnight

[jolly island]

funnily enough, i actually had a ps3 not too long ago. i sold it because brain is smooth.

[bleak leaf]

Bye wax!!!!

[tall juniper]

and by bed i mean playing FFXVI

[jolly island]

take care wax

[sacred stratus]

Gn Wax

[bleak leaf]

Goodffxvi wax

[tall juniper]

bye Izzy
bye Oofy

[serene chasm]

gnight wax

[tall juniper]

bye frostty

[jolly island]

i love how the emoji is literally just called :wax:

[tall juniper]

bye curly

[bleak leaf]

Yes.

[tall juniper]

Finel Fatnasy

[bleak leaf]

Not gonna write it ou

[tall juniper]

?

[bleak leaf]

Mongus

[olive bobcat]

[jolly island]

little bit planet my beloved

i haven’t played that game in ages

[olive bobcat]

Making this speedster has been tricker than expected, but also more fun

[grim forge]

just lost one of my teeth

[ivory sluice]

Eat it

[olive bobcat]

Why'd you do that

[grim forge]

i fell on the pavement really hard

[serene chasm]

ouch

[grim forge]

https://tenor.com/view/teeth-smile-moving-teeth-toothless-gif-17343421

this is what happened basically

[quiet knot]

Huh??

[shell yacht]

someone threw a tooth at you

[grim forge]

oh wait i dind't realize what gif this was

[flat remnant]

Did your tooth move across space and time

[grim forge]

no it shattered into a tiny little pieces

https://tenor.com/view/mrd48-marupok-mnl48-brittle-glass-gif-17197220

[bleak leaf]

annie!!

[serene chasm]

annie, are you ok? are you ok, annie?

[sacred stratus]

she is annie

[grim forge]

you're on the list

[serene chasm]

of awesome people?

[grim forge]

nope

[bleak leaf]

You're on a list curly

[ivory sluice]

You're on the list, and you don't want to be on the list

[hollow terrace]

Im on everyone’s bestie list

[ivory sluice]

You are Window

[sacred stratus]

allow me to introduce myself

[grim forge]

true

[strong veldt]

U good on the tooth thing?

[grim forge]

yes

[strong veldt]

Nice. Feel better

[young saffron]

new dream song dropped

[vale grotto]

Dream makes music ?

[grim forge]

i did not actually lose any teeth i'm sorry if that worried you 😭

[strong veldt]

But thats good I genuinely cared💀

[grim forge]

i'm sorry 😔

[next skiff]

dawg im never eatin taco bell again

[charred pulsar]

🌮 🔔

[violet dune]

oh its simo

bye

[next skiff]

ok bye

[serene chasm]

hey boss

[ivory sluice]

I feel lied to and filled with sadness

[grim forge]

nooooo

[kindred pewter]

gm gamers how are you all doing

[serene chasm]

eepy

[kindred pewter]

damn

[next skiff]

still living so thats good

[ivory sluice]

I'm on a train

[olive bobcat]

New speedster is doing well

[flat remnant]

Not enough babies in a microwave 2/10

[kindred pewter]

thats cool!

[kindred pewter]

fr smh

[ivory sluice]

Hello kitten

[flat remnant]

Hello cheese

[flat remnant]

Is that a baby

[olive bobcat]

Yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/677990379148017735/1119130672771108954/attachment-2-1.gif

[flat remnant]

[kindred pewter]

finally, attention to details

[olive bobcat]

Imma make a quick skin for this guy then I'm done with him for the night

[tall juniper]

hey guys should i draw more hornet?

[serene chasm]

yes

[ivory sluice]

I haven't seen a wax ocelot drawing in so long

[tall juniper]

going through all of Hollow Knight Art Month in may fatigued me for a bit

but i wanna go back, ive been working on a bow and arrow sheet for a bit.

[ivory sluice]

That bow was drawn sepratatly and pasted in

I haven't drawn in a month again too

[tall juniper]

you're a great artist, parmy i wanna see more

[ivory sluice]

Well now i'm on a train going hundreds of kilometers away from my tablet but thanks for the motivation

[kindred pewter]

I wish I could get better in art 😔

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/practice-wetalkingaboutpractice-alleniverson-ai-nba-gif-5110854

[ivory sluice]

Same 😔

[tall juniper]

check out these youtube channels that really helped me:
Winged Canvas
Jazza
Ronillust
Telepurte
and Loading Artist

loading artist SAVED my shit

[kindred pewter]

I already check one of them, but yeah I will see all of them

[frigid karma]

well, practice makes perfect so if you just keep at it you'll just naturally progress

[sacred stratus]

Average Bloodborne player

[tall juniper]

Ronillust is really good, bc he sounds like a tired, done-with-it-all dude. thats how you know his shit is legit

[tall juniper]

yeah ong the only way to get better is to fuckin do it

[ivory sluice]

I have not had a drawing lesson ever

[frigid karma]

there's always youtube if you want to learn

[ivory sluice]

I hate learning

[tall juniper]

youtube is an unsung hero

*oversung

[frigid karma]

based but also, you kinda have to if you wanna improve

[ivory sluice]

Trial and error

[frigid karma]

learning is all about figuring out what to trial

and then you trial and error

like, practice makes perfect but you gotta know what to practice

in order to be perfect

[tall juniper]

Yeah

[flat remnant]

Who

[flat remnant]

my impatient ass being told to practice for the hundreth time:

[sacred stratus]

Just draw whatever you want

[night silo]

Hi friends

[tall juniper]

Google en LoadingArtist

[flat remnant]

Hi clover

[night silo]

Holy drawings

[flat remnant]

Basically what I'm doing

[tall juniper]

Practice and get better faster
Or don't and your skills will stagnate

Your choice

[flat remnant]

Oh i read those comics (i do not use clip studio paint)

[tall juniper]

New painting just dropped

[flat remnant]

I choose to fuck around and find out

[tall juniper]

That's what practice is you [not nice word]

[night silo]

[Insert the copypasta here]

[lyric yarrow]

Just had a thought. Even if after silksong release, indie world chats are prolly gonna be spammed with "SILKSONG DLC"

[tall juniper]

The rise of the song silk

[night silo]

Lmao

[frigid karma]

silksong: shadow of the citadel

[olive bobcat]

Aight 3 hours after work is enough LBP3 for now

[lyric yarrow]

Silksong: revenge of the grimm

[flat remnant]

Aluo with the LBP addiction

[tall juniper]

Silksong: Glory of the Citadel
That slaps tho

[night silo]

GLORY TO THE CITADEL

✊

[tall juniper]

Castlevania titles are all the same format
Aria of Sorrow
Symphony of the Night
Rondo of Blood
Harvester of Sorrow
Harmony of Dissonance
Lament Of Innocence
Lords of Shadow

One of these was a Metallica song and I bet you can't even guess which one because they all sound the same

[night silo]

Lament of innocence

[lyric yarrow]

Harmony of dissonace

[frigid karma]

lords of shadow

[tall juniper]

None of those were right

[flat remnant]

among of us

[frigid karma]

silk of song

[night silo]

No way is symphony of the night

[tall juniper]

No

[night silo]

Harvester of sorrow

[tall juniper]

Ding ding ding

[frigid karma]

the sorrow harvester

[night silo]

Of course it's the edgiest one that had nothing to do with music

[spare fractal]

hello

its me

[tall juniper]

https://youtu.be/CGCfaXHMKds

[vale grotto]

Hi me i'm papa johns

[rancid vector]

Trepang2 is insane

[vale grotto]

The urge to order pizza at 9 am rn

[rancid vector]

Those devs would absolutely kill it if they were given the task of making the new perfect dark

[spare fractal]

i am a cat. waiting for silksong. and i am terrible at pantheon 4

[rancid vector]

That game is pretty much a perfect dark game as it stands

[flat remnant]

No way is that patoo

[spare fractal]

yeah, i have returned.

[heavy merlin]

Question: is silksong 100% confirmed to release in 2023 or is there a probability of it getting delayed again, because I’m kinda scared that history repeats itself

[spare fractal]

it doesn't have a release date yet. no deadline either.

[flat remnant]

It was confirmed, then they deconfirmed it and now we don't know

[vale grotto]

They said they wanted to release it in the 1st half of this year but it got delayed

[frigid karma]

no date or confirmation but we do know they were aiming for an early 2023 release before the delay

so it' probably this year but we don't know

[heavy merlin]

So should I expect early 2024?

[vale grotto]

Nah it will probably get cancelled

[frigid karma]

idk we know nothing about the development

[tall juniper]

Hey does anyone like the song Billie Jean

[spare fractal]

i dont know i think i'll just play pikmin 4 instead. when it comes out, that is.

[vale grotto]

No i hate kanye west

[serene chasm]

never heard it

[frigid karma]

not my lover

[tall juniper]

???????????? How??????????????

[ivory sluice]

Haven't either

[frigid karma]

same

[vale grotto]

Whaaaaaat??? You never played vice city?

[heavy merlin]

same here I hate his one song “despacito”

[serene chasm]

oh

sorry Im tired

of course Ive heard billie jean

[heavy merlin]

Kanye south makes terrible music.

[spare fractal]

anyways, even after returning, i am still just a person with a profile picture of their cat sleeping.

[serene chasm]

why are we talking about kanye west?

[vale grotto]

Who is kanye west

Yo guys did you play the kanye quest 3030 game

Its a banger

[frigid karma]

the kanye what

[heavy merlin]

the same guy that made the hit song “baby shark”

[vale grotto]

Its the latest installment of the kanye quest game series

[frigid karma]

he sung chug jug with you

[bleak totem]

kanye west is weird

[flat remnant]

Kanye west wore his kanye vest to go on a kanye quest

[violet path]

Was behaving his kanye best

As it was a kanye test

[flat remnant]

Took a kanye test

[spare fractal]

does silksong exist? is it a lie? is it real? is it worth waiting for...?
...
nah im sure it will come out just like pikmin 4 and we shall be happy.

[violet path]

After which he needed some kanye rest

[heavy merlin]

kanye west bought a vest from best

[flat remnant]

Went to church to be kanye blessed

[violet path]

Went to summer games kanye fest

[vale grotto]

No stop it

[frigid karma]

so he slept in his kanye nest

[vale grotto]

Stop it please

[spare fractal]

he went to shop at kanye best buy.

[finite robin]

But he spilled the wine and got kanye messed

[violet path]

I cant think of sny more

[flat remnant]

The wine was full of kanye zest

[vale grotto]

Guys please i beg you

[violet path]

Which made him kanye jest

[flat remnant]

What a kanye pest

[frigid karma]

no wonder he's under kanye arrest

[spare fractal]

so he walked off and became kanye possesed

[violet path]

He was hunting roosters for their kanye crest

[vale grotto]

Lmao spelled wonder wrong you stupid idiot

[heavy merlin]

Kanye laid down that’s a kanye rest

[tall juniper]

we celebrated with a Kanye fest

[violet path]

Too bad he did a kanye mole.. nvm

[tall juniper]

dumbass

real.

[violet path]

Ya dumbass

[finite robin]

What an excellent kanye jest

[violet path]

Kanye pressed

[spare fractal]

we dont why we talk about kanye, maybe we just need a good day's rest.

[flat remnant]

kanye lest he lose his kanye crest

[ivory sluice]

When a good thing goes bad

[frigid karma]

i think he kept it in his kanye chest

[tall juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/when-a-good-thing-goes-bad-andre-aaaa-car-shearer-reverse-gif-18999450

[heavy merlin]

Kanye got invited that’s Kanye guest

[violet path]

Jeez i gotta prepare for my kanye contest

[flat remnant]

kanye behest

[indigo nymph]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665734160853368844/1122405268584661022/2023062501534700-CC47F0DEC75C1FD3B1F95FA9F9D57667.mp4 i made a korok cheese grater

[flat remnant]

You will be the kanye best <3

[violet path]

I kanye suggest that you fulfill the kanye harvest

[spare fractal]

why are still ranting about kanye, is this a kanye test?

[heavy merlin]

Kanye went to rehab that’s Kanye confess

[frigid karma]

all the kanyes are gathering here so it's a kanye fest

[tall juniper]

give this running joke a kanye rest

[flat remnant]

kanye east

[violet path]

And get a treasure kanye chest

[finite robin]

Kanye went on a Kanye quest to buy a Kanye west on his way he stopped at the church to get Kanye blessed but he spilled the wine and got Kanye messed, the church didn’t like that so now he’s kanye pressed and got kanye arrest, kanye snuck out to go the Kanye fest and fight chickens for their Kanye crest, after all was said and done he had a good Kanye rest

[violet path]

Alr im done for now

[tall juniper]

goodbye chat im going to go skydiving.

[ivory sluice]

I'm at my fucking limit

[violet path]

Ultimate

[heavy merlin]

Kanye ate some kfc that’s Kanye breast (chicken breast? Idk my rhymes are starting to get boring)

[violet path]

Have fun remember to use the parachute

[spare fractal]

everyone singing like its a kanye contest, but i just wanna have a good kanye rest.

[tall juniper]

the what?

[ivory sluice]

What the fuck take me with you selfish bastard

[violet path]

One sec

[indigo nymph]

kanye nest (he is a bird)

[tall juniper]

you're in europe

[frigid karma]

i am crashing my plane in the pacific ocean

[foggy heath]

Guys he’s gone he went to his kanye nest

[ivory sluice]

Skydive over

[violet path]

https://youtu.be/dy5xLVx2NGY

[heavy merlin]

alright let’s move on to another artist

[tall juniper]

oh dw im not using one of those ill be ok

[violet path]

@tall juniper i gotchu

[flat remnant]

Kanye rest in kanye peace

[violet path]

But hes the kanye best

[foggy heath]

DAMMIT YOU STOLE IT IT’S TIME TO PROTEST

[finite robin]

Who tf got them names like this

[violet path]

You cant beat yeat though

[spare fractal]

alright kanye is dead. lets play parappa now.

[flat remnant]

Drake blake make cake take lake

[violet path]

It would be a treat to beat yeat with a cleat

What a cool feat

Pretty neat

[foggy heath]

Trust me it’s in our kanye best kanye interest

[spare fractal]

forget it, parappa is no longer an option :(

[violet path]

Best one yet

[flat remnant]

This is where i watched my parents die parappa

[finite robin]

Our Kanye* best Kanye interest

[violet path]

Ah ofc

[finite robin]

Kanye protest

[heavy merlin]

Lil Wayne took a test that’s lil brain

[frigid karma]

we saw that

[violet path]

Im nervous that makes me the kanye shyest

[vale grotto]

Kanye digest

[kindred pewter]

"you gotta believe"

[finite robin]

Kanye attest

[foggy heath]

Does Kanye own bitcoin because I think he should Kanye invest

[heavy merlin]

lil Wayne took drugs that’s lil cocaine.

[flat remnant]

I know you did I'm just avoiding mods

[heavy merlin]

Eh? Eh?

[violet path]

Id rather live in a kanye forest than be here

Mods are absent rn

[kindred pewter]

what abotu a kanye theme park 😔

[frigid karma]

i'm gonna kanye jump

[violet path]

That doesnt rhyme

[foggy heath]

I feel like this meme is starting to kanye infest

[spare fractal]

anyways raise your hand everyone who is a cat.

[frigid karma]

kanye end it all

[violet path]

I have a cat

[violet path]

[flat remnant]

meh

[spare fractal]

is your cat raising its hand?

[finite robin]

We gotta put an end to this Kanye contest

[foggy heath]

I am and I am the kanye cutest

[violet path]

Eh youre just a kanye pest, leave the kanye rest of us to have fun

We should make this an inside joke that any time were talking and say something ending in est we add kanye to it

[foggy heath]

I’m just joining the kanye fest

[frigid karma]

that would be the kanye best

[flat remnant]

Did we run out of kanye ests

[vale grotto]

Kanye skipped school he is kanye absent

[finite robin]

I wouldn’t be too kanye pressed about it

[violet path]

Dude what

[spare fractal]

okay, dog with a jacket. :)

[violet path]

Hes well kanye dressed

[finite robin]

Est or essed nothing else

[violet path]

Damn now im kanye stressed

[foggy heath]

Not if you’re the kanye worthiest

[violet path]

You kanye messed up bro

[finite robin]

This is because in American pronunciation, t after any letter has a d sound

[flat remnant]

mods are going to be kanye pissed

[finite robin]

Such as a wadder boddle

[violet path]

Kanye pressed

[violet path]

Nobody needs to know

It can be our kanye secrest

[heavy merlin]

caught in 4k

[violet path]

We gotta put an end to kanye

[finite robin]

Damn going to get me Kanye arrest

[flat remnant]

I kanyed messed up

[spare fractal]

what if they are pissed? i dont wanna get banned, this is the place that helps me chill after a stressful day :(

[frigid karma]

yeah we need kanye less

[violet path]

Same

[flat remnant]

At the very worst you'll get by with a verbal you'll be fine

[violet path]

I dont think youre getting banned unless someone kanye fessed up

[finite robin]

I want to Kanye protest this accusation and I can Kanye attest to the truth

[violet path]

Kanye what?

[foggy heath]

We should stop but we’re the kanye stubbornest

[violet path]

Im gonna take a shot for every kanye

[frigid karma]

i don't think they're gonna go after us for being unfunny

[finite robin]

With a gun or are you not American?

[violet path]

Im floridian not american

[frigid karma]

you're gonna be laid to kanye rest

[violet path]

It is for the kanye best

[flat remnant]

This atmosphere is lowkey kanye tense

[violet path]

NOO

[foggy heath]

Of all courses of action this seems like the kanye best

[spare fractal]

anyways im gonna rest now bye.

[violet path]

Ok ok for real now im starting a kanye protest to stop this

[frigid karma]

going to kanye rest

[violet path]

No more its for the kanye best

[foggy heath]

Guys please stop I need to kanye rest

[kindred pewter]

yeah we got to kanye chill

[finite robin]

I can’t Kanye draw shit

[spare fractal]

bye, and have a good day, evening, or night, wherever you are.

[violet path]

Im goin to bed

[finite robin]

On this kanye

[flat remnant]

That doesn't even rhyme 🥹

Hi curly

[kindred pewter]

goddamit

[foggy heath]

We need to stop I’ll be kanye honest

[heavy merlin]

contact a doctor

[muted sinew]

is silksong prequel

yes or no

[frigid karma]

or

[flat remnant]

yesno

[muted sinew]

die

[foggy heath]

Is this an improv scene

[kindred pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586931790208434203/1118515609269981334/hmmmm_these_tags.PNG

[analog vortex]

Yo chat

[foggy heath]

Yo what

[kindred pewter]

these were the tags to describe silksong

[foggy heath]

I have an idea for a new rhyme chat

[kindred pewter]

you can look it up on steam to see it

[foggy heath]

Just don’t hit me with a bat

[frigid karma]

yeah it probably is

i open this chat and i instantly get brainrot and i love it here

[stoic sigil]

Hello chat

[mystic night]

What's the point of discussing a mythical game which will never release

[foggy heath]

PLEASE DON’T HIT

[stoic sigil]

Funny

[foggy heath]

Guys I cannot kanye rest

[frigid karma]

for fun

[foggy heath]

Sorry just had to get this out of my kanye chest

[violet path]

STOP

[frigid karma]

i am sinking into the deepest depths of the ocean

[foggy heath]

I’d say I would but that would be Kanye Dishonest

[flat remnant]

That's the best part we don't

[analog vortex]

Lmao

[tall juniper]

talking about the Challenger incident in the 80s

what the fuck.

[foggy heath]

Jesus

[analog vortex]

Dang

[finite robin]

Didn’t know we had a masochist on our hands

[vital stag]

Delayed

I hate myself

And Xbox

[finite robin]

I’m at a party where I reached the venue before the fucking host lmao

[analog vortex]

Ok ima sleep Gn

[warm bone]

holy shit yall need to try the robobeat demo on steam rn

gotta be the best demo this next fest holy shit

[vital stag]

Ima check

[warm bone]

ultrakill + bpm

[analog vortex]

https://youtu.be/ltXd23Hn81k

[foggy heath]

Yes non-masochist

[finite robin]

Clearly I’m the actual masochist here trying to do this on mobile

[foggy heath]

I’m doing that too

[tawdry mango]

Why is silksong who is Silksong and also WHEN IS SILKSONG

[high hedge]

I can only answer one of those

I am Silksong

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-gif-18499151

[stoic sigil]

Chat, I can't wait for Silksong to release August 15th, 2023

(I am lying)

[sacred stratus]

Me after posting memes in general

[ivory sluice]

Me after throwing a match into an old mining shaft

[charred surge]

Would y’all bite into a kelp gas bladder (let’s say you get paid $1.50 for it)

[ivory sluice]

Dude 1.50$? Put pepper and salt on that thing and i'm in

[indigo nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-eating-camera-gif-21801752

[foggy heath]

Yummy

[robust reef]

Bro looks so good.

[coarse leaf]

Excuse me?

[flat remnant]

you're excused

[robust reef]

Ay yo,

[robust reef]

He looks better than 80% of china population imo

[coarse leaf]

No no no

[robust reef]

Okay.

[coarse leaf]

Goodbye

[robust reef]

Bye!

Gl in whatever you are doin.

[robust reef]

https://tenor.com/view/micheal-storen-it-is-what-it-is-chad-gif-10125663091310289300

[high hedge]

Ohhhh that’s what those are??

[cerulean sable]

the important thing is yo udont die bruv

[brazen moss]

no news?

[robust reef]

Infected liquid

[cerulean sable]

that shit works against missiles

plate armor is better than gambeson despite the flexibility and history has shown us why thats the case

[kindred pewter]

I bet it tastes like orange juice

so imma drink it

[vale temple]

taco is playing something other than silksong, insane

[cerulean sable]

i will not allow this plate armor slander

[robust reef]

Good luck

[frigid karma]

i mean, of course being impervious to all damage aside from bashing if going to be more effective than padding. plus flexibility in plate wasn't really that much of an issue later on when smiths figured out how to make armor that wasn't too restrictive

[cerulean sable]

another big thing is plate weight is distributed evenly

yes its like an extra 50 pounds but its not being dropped on to a single area

[frigid karma]

exactly

[cerulean sable]

its tiring but a typical knight wearing one wouldve been trained to use it for years

[cunning geode]

yep

[cerulean sable]

but if it wasnt effective then people wouldve just stopped using plate armor the moment poleaxes and polehammers were invented, but they didnt

it wasnt until arquebus started getting produced enmassed where people decided mobility was gonna be better than in the long run but even then cuirass was still being used extensively

[frigid karma]

the thing about plate is that it isn;t one 50 pound thing it was more like,2 pound gauntlers, 10 pound curiass, etc so it wasn't that hard to move in

[high hedge]

Funny little gremlin that welds your plate armor together in the middle of battle

[cunning geode]

nooo

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/gizmo-gremlins-gif-19705665

This lil guy freezes you in place as a living statue

(You forgive him)

[smoky nebula]

you don't forgive him

[dusty nimbus]

Was plate armour handcrafted to fit each individual person like swords?

[frigid karma]

yeah that's the thing, the only thing that could get though plate was hammers and maces and even then it wasn't one shot. so even then against it's perfect counter it was still more effective than say, mail

[high hedge]

check failed

[smoky nebula]

he failed the charisma check, I'm sorry

[high hedge]

Unfortunately one size fits all

The size was for dwarves

[cerulean sable]

yeah, even if there were counters, its still the best thing you can have for survivability

i remember reading historical articles even if you grazed, thats enough for you to get kicked out of the fight

[grand oriole]

question yall still talking about armor

[cerulean sable]

arrow going straight to your shoulder? youre out of the fight

chances are you wont even be able to fight again for the rest of your life

[frigid karma]

plate was only phased out later on when guns where introduced and everyone was getting one shot so durability didn't help

[grand oriole]

isnt it much earlier with crossbows

[cerulean sable]

even through the napoleonic wars cuirass was still being used by heavy cavs and lancers

[tall juniper]

They use the 16 bit sprites of the characters in the inventory screen of FXVI :D

[grand oriole]

especially the big bolts

[dusty nimbus]

You'll be lucky not to bleed to death from a shoulder injury

[cerulean sable]

because yes it wont probably survive a musket shot, but cuirassiers were the defacto heavy cav of that era meaning they get into the thick of the fight

meaning if they wanna get stabbed, theyre hoping its anywhere but the chest

[frigid karma]

yeah, but the curiass didn't really slow you down that much so it was basically melee chest protection for free so why not

[grand oriole]

thats also assuming a regular hose could land a musket shot

[dusty nimbus]

It looks like terraria what game is this?

[cerulean sable]

yeah ofc

thats why we went from this

to the breastplate only evolution

[grand oriole]

its really easy to just, slightly tremble and miss buckshot

[frigid karma]

plus, do you know how hard it is to hit a mounted target i'd be willing to bet my arms for more speed in the gun age

[grand oriole]

it is not accurate deadass

[cerulean sable]

iirc the earlier muskets were actually quite accurate, its that they realized volume of fire was more important than accuracy

so this resulted in shorter barrels and the ball themselves being smaller

[rapid topaz]

why does it look funny to me

[grand oriole]

I mean the bullet not the gun

[tall juniper]

I said.
FFXVI

[grand oriole]

smoothbore doesnt spin

[cerulean sable]

yeah

[frigid karma]

why get 1 accurate shot when you can get 4 hits and 6 misses?

[grand oriole]

you flick your wrist funny and it goes sideways or something

[dusty nimbus]

Ty I'll look it up

[grand oriole]

flintlock pistols were the ultimate melee weapon

[cerulean sable]

volume of fire was so insane in that era that iirc at one point during Austerlitz both sides ran out of cartridges to shoot at each other midway the fight

and that that wasnt a single second where noone was firing off their muskets

like in one memoir it was just one continous sound of musket volleys everywhere

[dusty nimbus]

Hell

[grand oriole]

when were shelled buckshots a thing again

[cerulean sable]

around the cartridge era

give or take 1870s

[frigid karma]

just constant explosions and smoke jesus

[grand oriole]

all I remember is trench gun so Im not really accurate

why fire 1 musket when you can fire 12

[high hedge]

If I knocked this guy over could he get up fast enough to retaliate

[cerulean sable]

theres another excerpt in WW1

the amount of artillery shells being fired was so much, a soldier said he saw a tree get blown off, only for it to get juggled by other explosions mid air

it didnt hit the ground until around 4 mid air bounces

[cerulean sable]

usually if you knock someone on the ground in armor, the fight is over

just go on top of them and at that point just stab them through the visors

[grand oriole]

usually, you get knocked over first

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/flail-on-back-tortoise-turtle-stuck-gif-16370476

[cerulean sable]

which is why tons of knight training also employs grappling techniques

[grand oriole]

that guy is packing

strapped even

[cerulean sable]

https://youtu.be/qzTwBQniLSc?t=66

that being said its definitely doable

[grand oriole]

that thumbnail will never be not funny

crusty ass image of a knight running towards you colorized

[dusty nimbus]

Yes but you need for your opponent to be distracted to have the time

[cerulean sable]

yeah

which is why realistically its not gonna happen

[grand oriole]

but they trained anyway

because thats the military

[cerulean sable]

hence most fights where you get dropped like this its over

[cunning geode]

thats just a human combat thing

[grand oriole]

okay so when did we war against non humans

[frigid karma]

yeah in pretty much any fight if the other guy is on top of you it's jover

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/wort-wort-wort-halo-elite-dance-halo-elite-dancing-halo-persona4-elite-persona4dancing-gif-24059772

[dusty nimbus]

Australia

The great emu war

[frigid karma]

tommorow

[dusty nimbus]

We lost btw

[frigid karma]

when they come to invade

[high hedge]

What about a human wombat thing?🤔

[cunning geode]

👹

[grand oriole]

me when

[vale temple]

me when i kill six billion demons

[grand oriole]

me when I fucking get you

[dusty nimbus]

me when silksong delayed

[cunning geode]

thank goodness amirite

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/iconoclast-agent-black-me-when-i-find-you-gif-25339728

[flat remnant]

Six billion demons when they kill me

[cunning geode]

that happens often

[tawdry igloo]

Ewwwwww silksong…

😻😾😹😿😸🙀😺😽😼

[sacred stratus]

I should give iconoclast a try

[high hedge]

Yes

It’ll probably have a good sale soon

Like 60-70%

[stuck totem]

hello there

[sage glade]

do it

[plush pendant]

Totally

Good lucks with it

[sacred stratus]

I like how I was able to summon Aval by simply mentioning this game

[delicate flare]

skill issue, it takes at least 6,000,000,001 demons to kill me

[cerulean sable]

im going through Pillars of Eternity 1 atm, and one thing that i like is how in the quest system, it gives you directions but it never gives you a highlighted marker on where to go

i honestly dislike it whenever characters in an RPG go "oh we need to find the key to the entrance, go check around the room and see if you can find it" but the puzzle or wtv is just highlighted in your mini map so its basically a solved one given to you

and for directions it goes like "The keep is just south of AREA NAME near the large walls"

im guessing Silksong is gonna do something similar given TC's objective with the entire exploration aspect

Like "Below the lower areas of the Forest of Bones youll find" blah blah blah

[grand oriole]

I like highlighted markers because I dont play rpgs

in everywhere else they're useful for actually notifying you of information

[foggy heath]

Your place looks cute!