sk-discussion

[hot rampart]

Let
Me
In
Out.

[smoky nebula]

To the bed with you!

[sleek pivot]

Just sleep

[olive bobcat]

MR. MUSHROOM
will return

[lone hamlet]

Hey, there is direct today right ??

[smoky nebula]

perchance

[sleek pivot]

I think so

But I'll be at school

I have to go soon

[smoky nebula]

it be the long day in the northern hemisphere

[sleek pivot]

Yeah, bye peeps

[smoky nebula]

farewell and adieu

[hot rampart]

Western hemisphere:

[stoic sigil]

I will have myself slaughtered. The clowns will have their day

[smoky nebula]

there are good places in the western hemisphere

although everywhere i want to be is in the eastern hemisphere

[hot rampart]

Directions. aren't. REAL

[olive bobcat]

Jimming Fall On

[hot rampart]

They're a LIE

I have something against EVERY hemisphere

[smoky nebula]

magnets or something

[hot rampart]

DIRECTIONS ARE FAKE

[wheat sail]

now we comparing hemispheres? 🗿

[hot rampart]

THE MID WEST?!?!??! WEST OF FUCKING WHAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!

[smoky nebula]

no we're insulting directions

look, like many things, directions are illusions that help things make sense

[stoic sigil]

Earth isn't real

[smoky nebula]

what do we stand on then?

what do the trees grow out of?

[stoic sigil]

Ground

Duh

[hot rampart]

Like what alba.
Like time? Time is a measurement of change. Time is tangible.
DIRECTIONS ARE A MEASUREMENT OF BULLSHIT

[wheat sail]

trees were made by the government

[smoky nebula]

time is an illusion, and so is death

[hot rampart]

Time is not an illusion

Time is a measurement of change

[smoky nebula]

it's an avatar the last airbender refrence ]::::::

[wheat sail]

thought it was kung fu panda

[stoic sigil]

We live in a simulation, and unfortunately it was made by Ubisoft

[smoky nebula]

the first time i mentioned illusions was an adventure time refrence

The one with the swamp

https://tenor.com/view/pants-illusion-avatar-legendof-aang-gif-8170706

this guy says it

no, i'm talking about the second refrence i made

[olive bobcat]

Martin Mertens went downhill

Well further downhill

[wheat sail]

when the balloons in adventure time cheer that they are finally gonna die

[tall juniper]

FINALLY WE CAN DIE

[smoky nebula]

the first refrence I made is from the song in the final episode of adventure time

[wheat sail]

TO THE MESOSPHERE

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/HPnZ9t5ISuA

Oh yeah I forgot about Woke Up that song slaps

[hot rampart]

Liberal up

[wheat sail]

bidens america...

[smoky nebula]

no more poltics please

[olive bobcat]

This is literally Biden's Ooo

Joe many liberals

https://youtu.be/3GP0TDxpITs

[smoky nebula]

I should really watch distant lands

[olive bobcat]

It's aight

Watch the Finn and Jake one last if you do

[smoky nebula]

(i should also really do a comprehensive watch of adventure time)

[wheat sail]

adventure time, come on grab your friends

[tall juniper]

We're going to very, distant lands

[smoky nebula]

I'm now listening to every marceline song

[wheat sail]

jake the dog and finn the human

[olive bobcat]

Remember You

[smoky nebula]

litterally just played

[grand ferry]

damn I watched this so long ago

[tall juniper]

It's adventure time

[wheat sail]

me too, back when i had cable i would occasionally catch this show

[grand ferry]

I only vaguely remember shit like jake growing abnormally large finding his family or something

[hot rampart]

Im in adventure time

[wheat sail]

i remember bacon pancakes, them playing that card game with the corn knights, and BMO

[olive bobcat]

I think Love in the Darkness is underappreciated

[smoky nebula]

Adventure time is on hulu methinks

[smoky nebula]

card wars

[grand ferry]

is BMO the lemon guy

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/cBWzGZ2Yc1w

[wheat sail]

its the gameboy

lemon guy is lemongrab

[olive bobcat]

Oh yeah I forgot I have like 200 Card Wars cards or smth

[hot rampart]

You guys don't even know.
I was a hit adventure time character

[smoky nebula]

the lemon guy is the earl of lremongrab

[tall juniper]

UNACCEPTABLE

[wheat sail]

UNACCEPTABLE

[olive bobcat]

UNACCEPTABLE

[grand ferry]

ah yes this catchphrase

[hot rampart]

acceptable

[tall juniper]

No

[mortal bay]

🍋

[wheat sail]

i remember the lich was kinda scary as a kid

[smoky nebula]

the superreact on the downvote

[hot rampart]

I played flame princess in adventure time

[olive bobcat]

Very strong downvote

[smoky nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-lich-the-lich-gif-24264191

[wheat sail]

Reddit moment

[mortal bay]

Did you really?

[tall juniper]

Really. And I played Prizmo

[wheat sail]

"before there was time there was nothing and before that was monsters"

[olive bobcat]

Prismo's VA is cool

[tall juniper]

What is he laying in

[hot rampart]

(Flame princesses name is phoebe, no i did not actually)

[smoky nebula]

prizmo's pickles
how do i make em

[hot rampart]

PRISMO IS THE BEST CHARACTER

[tall juniper]

Take a pickle and then add chocolate syrup

[smoky nebula]

blood of the citadel guardians

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/Nz0XTFrkm58

[tall juniper]

The pink dude in the box

[smoky nebula]

the wish guy who's like a shadow and only appears on walls

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-adventure-time-jake-gif-7964035

[tall juniper]

Yep.
Blood

[smoky nebula]

he's a funny old man

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/adventuretime-the-lich-destroyed-gif-12504615

[tall juniper]

PRIZMO NOOO

[olive bobcat]

I know his VA played the cool guy in Eternals but I swear I remember him from something else

[smoky nebula]

it's what makes sweet P

[wheat sail]

HERE'S YOUR GOLD STAR

[grand ferry]

seems like a cool guy

[wheat sail]

he just doesnt brush much

[hot rampart]

I played that girl from friends
Flame princess from adventure time
Bumblebee from transformers,
The bee from adventure time,
The greek titaness from mythology
Im every single bridge builder from the profession "bridger"

The list goes on really

[olive bobcat]

THAT'S IT

Kumail Nanjiani, Prismo's VA, also played Howell in Bee and Puppycat

[smoky nebula]

which greek titaness are you

[tall juniper]

now how many spell phoebe with 2 e's??
exactly.

[hot rampart]

Oh yeah
And bee from bee and puppy cat

[sacred stratus]

bee movie

[hot rampart]

Phoebe

[tall juniper]

hey frotyyy

[sacred stratus]

hi Wax

[hot rampart]

You naive fool.
You think my real name is phoebeE?

I mean
I know i spell it like that in the user name

[olive bobcat]

Not a big fan of Steven Universe but it's got some good music

[hot rampart]

But come on folks

[grand ferry]

do you train ghosts

[tall juniper]

no i think your real name is Nath-Horthath

[sacred stratus]

my real name is one that americans and europeans can't pronounce

[tall juniper]

Squirrel?

[smoky nebula]

run away with me
and the poltergeists and ghouls
we can wander through the darkness
and play by our own rules
run away with me
to a cavern shaped like home
where we'll build our own forever
and never dance alone

[hot rampart]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicov9lcanoconiosis?

[sacred stratus]

I wish

[olive bobcat]

Can't even spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis smh

[wheat sail]

Come along with me 🥲

[smoky nebula]

just don't have a name smh

[tall juniper]

yo my favorite song by goregrind metal band Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/S3hN4x-JUqQ

[sacred stratus]

also Phoebee check out a programming language called "Go"

[wheat sail]

how about you Go to the polls

[hot rampart]

I made a typo my guy

[olive bobcat]

Smh

[hot rampart]

NO

[sacred stratus]

🫂

[smoky nebula]

cartoon network straight up has every adventure time song on their australian youtube channel

[sacred stratus]

but it's a cool language 😭 especially for game development because it supports easy multithreading

[hot rampart]

I don't know what go is...but it scares me.
Every time i hear about it, it's only good things.

Thats a horrible sign.

Everything needs controversy.

There is no good without evil.

[smoky nebula]

go?

oh i see

[olive bobcat]

I'm real on the verge of bringing up LBP music again

[sacred stratus]

I've been working with it the last few months and it's great. ok there are so downsides: you don't have as much control as C and the syntax is unnecesarrily different to the norm

[hot rampart]

Hmmmmmmm

[sacred stratus]

it also has some really annoying concepts like function variables

[smoky nebula]

phoebee there are your downsides

now you can use it

[tall juniper]

y'all nerds

[hot rampart]

Wax i will turn you into a candle

[sacred stratus]

like in most laguages you define a variable like this:
string str;
in Go it's:
var str string
for no reason

[sacred stratus]

yes I'm a nerd

[hot rampart]

That doesn't seem that hard to deal with

[sacred stratus]

cry about it

[hot rampart]

In python all you do is
Hahafunnyname = 3

[smoky nebula]

outside all 3 circles

[sacred stratus]

no it's just confusing because I'm used to defining the type before the name and then I am worndering why I'm seeing a red

[olive bobcat]

Can't believe both of these songs are in the same game

[tall juniper]

Nerd gang rise up

[hot rampart]

M

[high hedge]

Might touch social ineptitude

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/zpZGYIimjK8

[tall juniper]

🤓

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/1TGPlPyKxwI

[sacred stratus]

there is automatic type inference in Go but often it's better to pre-define it before assigning value

[olive bobcat]

Among many other random genres

[hot rampart]

Nuh uh

[high hedge]

Clueless :)

[olive bobcat]

Songs like this
https://youtu.be/tAQRHupPNn0

[wheat sail]

Aware 😦

[smoky nebula]

being smart and socially inept just makes you a sociopath

[sacred stratus]

you are on discord you are a nerd by definition

[flat remnant]

....i am all of them

[wheat sail]

this dont sound like it would be in lbp lol

[olive bobcat]

It's used as a boss theme

Kinda epic ngl, lemme link the fight I associate it with more (it's used in 2)

[sacred stratus]

nooooo apparently titanfall 3 was in development and got cancelled

[smoky nebula]

geek is the spot where everything overlaps

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/fIqMnyp1E5I

[hot rampart]

Clearly im none of these cause fuck if i can understand this chart.

This ain't a venn diagram it's a venn triagram

[grand ferry]

3rd games almost never come out :/

[sacred stratus]

yes

[grand ferry]

we cant count to 3

[sacred stratus]

EA cancelled it for Apex legends

[high hedge]

Titanfell😔

[flat remnant]

We're all smart in some capacity

[sacred stratus]

play titanfall 2 campaign (the multiplayer is hacked don't touch)

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/gabe-newell-no-ytpmv-lol-no-disagree-gif-17266802

[high hedge]

They should make a titanfall but you play as a little guy who pilots Pathfinder

Tinyfall

[sacred stratus]

pathfinder does not have a pilot

[wheat sail]

titan fall but robots pilot people

[hot rampart]

... you know what must be done...

[high hedge]

But imagine a tiny guy who pilots Pathfinder

[tall juniper]

BOTTOM LEGENDS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sacred stratus]

bottom legends

[wheat sail]

..

[hot rampart]

I know what i have to do. But i don't know if i have the strength to do it

I must...play...bottom legends

[sacred stratus]

this is a good theme: https://youtu.be/oqJe5k4Z00M

[tall juniper]

BOTTOM TRUTH

[sacred stratus]

😳

[tall juniper]

I believe in only one truth
the bottom truth

i already..... nvm

[sacred stratus]

next up on EA originals:

[wheat sail]

Apex Rabids

[ivory sluice]

ok

[wheat sail]

[sacred stratus]

I don't like apex legends. it has good gameplay but I hate battle royale and they took out what made titanfall so cool which is the advanced movement and titans

also Bloodhound my beloved

[charred surge]

Electronic Arts when Manual Ineptitudes walks in

[kindred pewter]

Best gamr of all time

[tall juniper]

i played apex before titanfall, then when i got TF|2 thats all i played instead of apex.

[kindred pewter]

better than Ultramid, Midcraft and Miderria

[tall juniper]

also the game steadily decreased in quality and i havent played since Season 11

[sacred stratus]

rabids is not funny except for this episode: https://youtu.be/p2qFjQ6rmKs

[tall juniper]

DEATH BY GLAMOUR

[grand ferry]

the ending

[tall juniper]

[cunning geode]

wtf

[sacred stratus]

racism gameplay when?

[cunning geode]

why are you blue

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/0sGcEDiXeFU

[tall juniper]

oh my GOD wombat you cant just ask people why they're blue!

[sacred stratus]

I'M BLUE DABA DEE DABA DA

[flat remnant]

I'm glue

[ivory sluice]

What is wrong with you

[tall juniper]

Blue gang rise

[olive bobcat]

WOMBAT is CANCELLED

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-brba-breaking-bad-gif-26777019

[sacred stratus]

we need a blue role just for this

[wheat sail]

why are you PINK

[tall juniper]

speedrun staff

[cunning geode]

well about that

[sacred stratus]

birthday gift

[tall juniper]

blue role

[sacred stratus]

that's torquise

[flat remnant]

If you're blue what would happen if you were green

[tall juniper]

THE TRUE BLUE ROLE

[sacred stratus]

[tall juniper]

I would die

WAIT

WAIT ITS THE 21ST
FFXVI RELEAES TOMORROW

[ivory sluice]

I was supossed to have a campfire this morning and i get waken up by a thousand metric tonnes of rainwater falling from the sky

[wheat sail]

god is crying

[tall juniper]

god is pissing

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/1MvXRU2JYC0

[cunning geode]

sick name for a song

[olive bobcat]

LBP2 letting you make music in-game was big

All this talk about whether Python or Go is better, I know the LBP2 logic system was the best

[cunning geode]

midi-ass beat

[olive bobcat]

It was made similar to a midi

[cunning geode]

oh i can tell

[olive bobcat]

There was a tool in-game that let you put in instruments and make music using a scale

[cunning geode]

byup

[olive bobcat]

Lemme find another one

[cunning geode]

very cool

[olive bobcat]

LBP did a lot of cool stuff with its create mode

[charred pulsar]

It sure did

[cunning geode]

its how they made HK

[sacred stratus]

yoo hi Simo

[olive bobcat]

When SS opens up and "made in Dreams" appears

https://youtu.be/NWxOwY_No7o

This was made with the sequencer

[wheat sail]

this hinting at create mode in ss?

[olive bobcat]

"Dear Team Cherry, I just beat Silksong and I don't know what to do now!"
"Haha, no you didn't..."

https://youtu.be/qkALKFIITgU

Damn, a lot of the Move Pack OST was sequenced

[wheat sail]

smash ultimate fighters pass 3 tomorrow

[olive bobcat]

We getting Sackboy in Smash

[kindred pewter]

yoo what

god I really wish I had a nintendo switch rn

[wheat sail]

not really

waiting for next console for smash on that

[kindred pewter]

damn

[wheat sail]

also maybe totk

i dont wanna get a switch at this point cause i feel a new console will come relatively soon

[kindred pewter]

all I know is that, im saving money if ever a garmond and zaza plushie is released

(despite it may never come 😭 )

[wheat sail]

[kindred pewter]

that woudl be so coo!

[olive bobcat]

Move that cube

[high hedge]

3D printing plushies…

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/littlebigplanet-sackboy-guy-wearing-suit-lbp-gif-26104575

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/5T4wrSDaQvY

[foggy heath]

ouch! are you playing survival or endless

[cerulean sable]

SILKSOGN SILSKOGNG

I WIL LBECOME OF SILK

[cunning geode]

relax

why the fuck Iron Meat music go so goddamn hard

can't wait for that game to launch in october

[kindred pewter]

Iron meat?

[cunning geode]

https://youtu.be/MJW-Phg6rhk

[kindred pewter]

damn, this goes so fucking hard

this goes so hard, reminds me of DOOM ost

[tall juniper]

Oh nice lemme see

[kindred pewter]

but why do red mosnters remind me of that one game where you play as a red monster or something I forgor

[cunning geode]

carrion

[kindred pewter]

yhea carrion, not the metal monsters, but like the red gooey guys on the bottom

[patent fulcrum]

leth retweeted it to fuck with us on god

[cunning geode]

yeah it has that chugging guitar riff

very classic doom

[olive bobcat]

Leth always does that

[cunning geode]

this isnt even my favorite theme

[kindred pewter]

ngl, I think I found a good song for my playlist

[tall juniper]

Send that one

[hot rampart]

Yall i cannot sleep

[cunning geode]

https://youtu.be/ninHCx9eiMo

[olive bobcat]

You boys have your fun, I'll be waiting for when N1RV Ann-A leaves development hell

[kindred pewter]

already my playlist is being crammed with UK music

[tall juniper]

Watch something really boring but attention grabbing

[cunning geode]

i'm still waitin for Mortasheen to release

[tall juniper]

Like rug cleaning videos

[kindred pewter]

listen to a song to sleep to

[hot rampart]

That's why i came here

[patent fulcrum]

watch emesis blue. will not sleep for sure👍

[charred surge]

The algorithm is trying to turn you into a Brit 😱

[hot rampart]

I do have docstars curated sleep playlist

[olive bobcat]

🙏

[kindred pewter]

I will NEVER be british no matter what

[kindred pewter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlVC7nQtNTA listen to this to sleep to

[tall juniper]

Groovy

[charred surge]

What game is this

[olive bobcat]

N1RV Ann-A

[kindred pewter]

for some weird reason, I prefer the city boss one, I don't know why, but yeah

[olive bobcat]

VA-11 HALL-A sequel that's stuck in development hell

[cunning geode]

initial d reference

[olive bobcat]

I should make another VA-11 HALL-A drink sometime

[charred surge]

what is VA-11 HALL-A

[cunning geode]

https://youtu.be/ojmD9UNHH80 well you might like the full stage theme for that one

[olive bobcat]

Cyberpunk bartending visual novel

[charred surge]

— Viking Bartender

[charred surge]

I see

[tall juniper]

Aight y'all I'm gonna go play Skyrim cya later Chatterinos

[kindred pewter]

YOOO WHAT
wait, is there a demo of this??

[cunning geode]

yes

free demo on steam

[olive bobcat]

On the hunt for another VA-11 HALL-A pfp 🚶

[cunning geode]

its just 3 stages as of now

[olive bobcat]

Might do Dorothy this time

[charred surge]

Demoman is being held captive by steam smh, #freedemo

[cunning geode]

each set sold separately

[olive bobcat]

Yooo

Today Sukeban sent out word that N1RV Ann-A's still a thing

[cunning geode]

also i realize i was being an ass last time you asked about doom modding stuff. I do have some recommendations for custom wads to try when starting out

[olive bobcat]

Also apparently Dana is the Sukeban mascot, based

[charred surge]

You were being an ass to me?

[cunning geode]

imo

you were like "im curious about doom" and I showed you one of my clips of playing through ABANDON

the map with 1937 revenants

[charred surge]

I mean I thought it was funny lol, even tho I’m not necessarily in the position to be playing doom quite yet I’ll still keep you in mind for someone to ask more about

[cunning geode]

ye it was meant to be funny but yknow just covering my bases

[charred surge]

Is Doom on steam? If so that’ll make acquiring it very easy for me once I, uh, have means to access steam again lol

[sonic hamlet]

Good morning nerds

[olive bobcat]

bobble bobble

[charred surge]

Oh it is, nice

[cunning geode]

yep its on steam

definitely would recommend just trying to play through the original levels for doom 1 and 2 to start

and if you wanna branch out... try plutonia

which is packaged into Final Doom (which is now part of doom 2 on steam i think? it's weird)

[charred surge]

Referring to the Plutonia Experiment?

[cunning geode]

yes

its an eye-opening experience for what it means to play difficult doom levels

not entirely hair-ripping levels, but they're intermediate at the very least

[grand ferry]

jump

[smoky nebula]

yeah she's very like that

[charred surge]

Damn is doll-lookin girl aight

[kindred pewter]

Daily Garmond and Zaza pic 97
Garmond, Sherma and Carmelita explore the pyramind more, but aren't ready for who is waiting for them
(3 more pics to go! I don't know what to do for pic 100, but I will find out! but anyways yay)

she's just like me fr

[merry kelp]

ss won’t have zote

[kindred pewter]

uhh

wearing certain clothing, eating Jerky and Crock Pot food, being near friendly Pigs, and sleeping increases sanity.

[quiet token]

sleeping increases sanity?

[cunning geode]

oy vey

[cerulean sable]

What's with the fanbase, dissing Silksong?
Why do they gotta front?
What did TC ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?

[kindred pewter]

I wish sleeping increases sanity in real life 😔

[high hedge]

What song are you quoting

[charred surge]

I mean, it kinda does, cause going long enough without sleep can fuck you up

[cunning geode]

ooo wee ooo i look just like hollow kniiight

[kindred pewter]

many fans just want more news, I still have some funny screenshots from people on the day of the indie world who were pissed as hell because no silksong lol

[cunning geode]

it's buddy holly

sad to see trelko stoop so low

[high hedge]

Put a comma in there somewhere

[cunning geode]

no thanks

[high hedge]

I forgive you

[carmine palm]

Good evening

How many parallel convos atm?

[karmic temple]

https://tenor.com/view/big-butt-sponge-gif-24266300

[high hedge]

Waiting

[kindred pewter]

birds are actually the hollow knight
their bones are hollow

[charred surge]

”HK has such a friendly community” mfs when there’s any sort of game showcase

[carmine palm]

Only some people do that

[kindred pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086720724338737222/1098284773778141305/cmon_man.JPG

[charred surge]

I mean yeah lol but nonetheless, just makin a silly meme

[cunning geode]

oh i love that gengar fella

[wheat sail]

mood

[kindred pewter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086720724338737222/1098284774239502417/TESCO_MY_BRO_WTF.JPG?width=1440&height=167

[cunning geode]

top tier troll

[kindred pewter]

bro needs to touch air at this point

[charred surge]

Most sane gamer

[kindred pewter]

OH here's a classic
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086720724338737222/1098284774017208371/Maenie_bro.JPG?width=1440&height=192

[carmine palm]

https://tenor.com/view/bruce-almighty-comedy-jim-carrey-angry-typing-gif-3479485

[cerulean sable]

i fucking hate weezer

[cunning geode]

and yet

[charred surge]

Pros and cons of tc releasing ss before it’s finished :

Cons :

• The community will be in shambles
• The gameplay will not be up to the par of hk and may be downright frustrating
• There would be many glitches that could make the game unplayable

Pros :

• We could make jokes about the game’s bugs

[cunning geode]

ari's thought's exactly

[kindred pewter]

Silksong fans when they realize that making a game is actually hard 🤯

shit I left my ping on

[cunning geode]

banned

[high hedge]

Death

[merry kelp]

I think Silksong on Nintendo switch will cost as same as hollow knight

[carmine palm]

“Silksong fans” aka people who think TC and the world owes them something

[high hedge]

The world does owe me

https://tenor.com/view/hades2-hades-melinoe-melinoë-gif-27420081

[charred surge]

Actually, I actively and unironically loathe when people don’t ping me. If you are talking with me, I wanna know that you’re goddamn talking with me!

Allow me to reword that as thus :

Ping me, you cowards.

[high hedge]

Noted

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-star-wars-good-goooooood-evil-gif-12447951

[kindred pewter]

got it

[charred surge]

[charred surge]

When the indie dev team of like 5 people making their second game doesn’t make 10 sequels every day

[hot rampart]

You know it's a good stretch when your ears start rumblin

[high hedge]

What

[hot rampart]

Im pretty sure it is not

[cobalt sigil]

I get making a video game takes a long time but idk communication with the fan base would be cool I think

[high hedge]

We just got news last month

https://tenor.com/view/baby-eat-dark-souls-baby-gif-14586480

[hot rampart]

Cause if that were true i have been going to die my entire life.
Which is technically true
But not in the way they meant it

[high hedge]

Just wait till the rumbling stops

[charred surge]

It’s understandable why some people would want that at the least but tbh I understand why tc would be hesitant; they’re under a lot of pressure and iirc they have some sort of like social media abstinence to lessen distractions or sumn? Idk tho even tho more communication would admittedly be nice I fully sympathize with their position and I might do sometime similar if I was in their shoes lol

[hot rampart]

Oh wait they said "about to die"

So they just wrong

My ears rumble all the time
And few times does it mean i am about to die

Yes

I think
Maybe you're about to die

I'd say within a month

That's how long it'll take me

[high hedge]

Slow

[hot rampart]

The crime is quick
The cover up is not

Find a partner. Fall in love. Settle down. Get married, adopt a kid. Miscarry. Adopt another kid. Train them.

[wheat sail]

miscarrying an adopted kid

[cerulean sable]

god i hate the avengers unironically

[cunning geode]

Ever seen Star Trek

[hot rampart]

Gosh im so funny

[charred surge]

Is this
Is this l
Is thi
Is this lo

[charred surge]

I have seen many Star Trek, they are very

[flat remnant]

true fuck that movie

[cobalt sigil]

but iron man is so cool I love when he sold arms and funded wars

[cunning geode]

There’s an episode where one character takes on the pregnancy for another character in her stead

[cobalt sigil]

whar

[hot rampart]

Oh

Well that's not what i meant

[cunning geode]

scifi magic

Deep Space Nine

[charred surge]

Marvel movie but tony stark doesn’t become a superhero or anything it’s just him war profiteering for the entire run

[cobalt sigil]

the Lorax if it were good

[flat remnant]

robert downey jr singing biggering

[cunning geode]

Iron Man singing bangarang

[wheat sail]

singing badunkadunk

[charred surge]

This implies an alternative Lorax movie where the Onceler builds a suit of power-armor in a cave and beats the shit out of people

[flat remnant]

how bad can he be

[wheat sail]

YOU GREEDY DIRTBAG

[high hedge]

This is just real

https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-tony-stark-ironman-explosion-gif-18766512

[hot rampart]

Guys im so sleepy but cannot sleep

[quiet token]

What if someone made a movie based on the moves of a chess game

[wheat sail]

eat some mac n cheese

[quiet token]

That would be funny i think

[high hedge]

Queen’s Gambit is a show not a movie

[hot rampart]

Oh yeah and they'd call it "queens gambit"- oh wait

[high hedge]

But they did make a Battleship movie

[quiet token]

I mean that the movie is completely unrelated to chess

[wheat sail]

Oh yeah they'd call it the "budapest gambit"

[cobalt sigil]

bongcloud

[wheat sail]

cause it takes place in paris

[hot rampart]

For those snail reacting me
I have no excuse. But feel bad cause im asking nicely please

[last steeple]

[hot rampart]

I do not like mac n cheese

I actually do not like anything considered "creamy"

Like soup

[wheat sail]

depends on the soup

[hot rampart]

Or alfredo sauce

[last steeple]

Some are

[uncut citrus]

mb

[quiet token]

trash in swedish is sopor

[wheat sail]

i just have veggie broth

[last steeple]

Pea soup is a little creamy in my experience

[quiet token]

and soups in swedish is soppor

[charred surge]

Actual heathen

[last steeple]

Ja

[hot rampart]

It's your fault.

[last steeple]

Mums fillibaba, jag älskar soppa

[wheat sail]

Elvish

[flat remnant]

Hi all

[high hedge]

Scandinavian?

[wheat sail]

hi cat

[last steeple]

Swedish yeah

[wheat sail]

but you were just here 10 minutes ago

[high hedge]

Ahhh

[charred surge]

Scandinavia, well known for having a single language

[high hedge]

Ja

Does Sweden also have a royal family

[hot rampart]

Listen i don't get a choice okay.

[last steeple]

Yes

[high hedge]

What are your thoughts on them

[last steeple]

Idk, I never see them do anything

[high hedge]

My Norwegian friend hates the Norwegian royal family

[charred surge]

They haven’t given me any money so they’re dumb and stinky 😡 🦅 🇺🇸

[quiet token]

an institutional one I think they don't have much power

[high hedge]

They want to, they just need you to wire them 500 dollars to set up the transaction

[honest quiver]

The Norwegian royal family are so weird bc they're eccentric. I lived in Norway for a few years and it was...odd.

[wheat sail]

I wanna know what love is

[high hedge]

You want me to show you?

[wheat sail]

Yes i want you to show me

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/amdi-dog-corgi-what-huh-gif-15722621

[flat remnant]

I have never met you before

[wheat sail]

I see you everyday

Every step you take every move you make

[high hedge]

Do tell more

[charred surge]

They are not getting any of MY hard earned AMERICAN dollars acquired by honest, American cons, scams, and schemes!

[high hedge]

That’s just the American way

[last steeple]

Ok Saul Goodman

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-bob-odenkirk-saul-goodman-usa-united-states-of-america-gif-5326118

[honest quiver]

Well they have a statue of an anime character (the personification of their country) and the colonel-in-chief for the military is an actual penguin

[high hedge]

Wha

Wow they are kind of quirky

[flat remnant]

[honest quiver]

they just do really weird things instead of doing things that benefit the country

[high hedge]

All I knew was that one was an Olympian and they were exiled by the Nazis

[honest quiver]

like dont get me wrong its a nice place to live but man it's just really weird seeing people 3x my age do this stuff

[quiet token]

I just think it's funny that the swedish royalty had no heirs once and just took a random french guy and renamed him

[high hedge]

Norway has a really interesting government structure

[cerulean sable]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_War

(the poster goes hard tbh ngl)

[honest quiver]

its like if you let gen z run a country but they're actually all 60 year olds

[honest quiver]

nicholas cage is staring into my soul and i dont like it

[charred surge]

If I were king of Norway I would steam hollow knight and ban those who disagree with me smh

[honest quiver]

i mean average norway citizen right there

[shadow flame]

YAY A NINTENDO DIRECT TOMORROW (i cant wait for there to be no news… unless?? 😎)

[high hedge]

Steamed…

[quiet token]

based (for the last part)

[charred surge]

I honestly want to agree but for some reason I find Nicolas Cage’s face inherently comedic

[last steeple]

Streamed hams

[honest quiver]

everyone knows to pass the norwigen citizenship test you have to take a quiz on hollow knight lore

[high hedge]

Have you seen Face Off?

[charred surge]

… hams?

[honest quiver]

pls ignore my spelling im dyslexic and also illiterate

[cerulean sable]

ok since youre so ungrateful you can have this shitty version instead

[high hedge]

Who is that in the back

[honest quiver]

im trying not to lose my mind thats the best poster ive ever seen

[charred surge]

This makes it only funnier, you must realize

[charred surge]

Mossbag coups the Norwegian government, more at 10

[high hedge]

I wonder if every Scandinavian country has a royal family

Do the Danish

[quiet token]

not shitty enough imo

[honest quiver]

bold of you to assume mossbag doesn't run norway

[flat remnant]

Why do so many poster alternates look terrible 😭

[high hedge]

I’ve always theorized so

[honest quiver]

i beleive so dont quote me on that though

[cerulean sable]

not the end but heres one thats less offensive

[high hedge]

I wonder if Iceland recognizes any royal family

[charred surge]

Idk, does the Kingdom of Denmark have a royal family? Let’s ask their Queen

[charred surge]

No, they’re a republic

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/wickerman-punch-nicolascage-gif-19884590

[high hedge]

True nords

[vale temple]

silksong

[honest quiver]

isalnd is a republic but does recognize the kingdom of denmark but for some reason just denmark

[burnt topaz]

is that a real bear

[honest quiver]

yeah looks pretty real to me

[vale temple]

amina

[cerulean sable]

hornet will sell firearms in pharloom

[charred surge]

[burnt topaz]

wow

[high hedge]

Woaaah

[last steeple]

Hornet is voiced by Nicolas Cage

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-throw-getout-mad-upset-gif-4961525

[cerulean sable]

it will be called Princess of War

[wheat sail]

its pretty obvious

[burnt topaz]

ive not seen a bear before

[honest quiver]

yeah that bear looks pretty real too

[quiet token]

didn't denmark sort of colonize iceland i forget

[wheat sail]

have you seen a beer before?

[honest quiver]

they look like that

[charred surge]

Hornet steals the Pharloom Declaration of Independence 🤯

[honest quiver]

yes

[high hedge]

You can tell it’s a bear by how stiff it is

[honest quiver]

you can tell its a bear because it looks like a bear

[burnt topaz]

🐻

[high hedge]

True!!

[burnt topaz]

thats actually pretty cute

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/paddington-queen-elizabeth-paddington-bear-queen-elizabeth-ii-marmalade-gif-26681909

[honest quiver]

bears are non-agressive creatures you can freely pet them with no repercussions

is that queen liz??

[high hedge]

I believe you

[wheat sail]

at 10am, there shall be silksong news

[burnt topaz]

paddington wouldnt bite me

[flat remnant]

I spot bears

[high hedge]

Queen Lizzy met Paddington once

[honest quiver]

queen liz is canon

[charred surge]

She has risen from the dead and is now Queen Lich

[high hedge]

Lizzy would

[burnt topaz]

true

[honest quiver]

10/10 that is infact a bear

[high hedge]

Amina do you swear fealty to the crown

[quiet token]

Bears are funny creatures

[burnt topaz]

no

[wheat sail]

bears killed me

[high hedge]

Good you passed the test

[burnt topaz]

unless they were to knight me then i may rethink my terms

[honest quiver]

lies and slander, bears would never.

[quiet token]

Skill issue

[wheat sail]

i ate a polar bear liver

[honest quiver]

no wonder they ate you

[high hedge]

Would you let King Charles vampire bite you if you could become a Knight

[rancid solstice]

Nintendo direct later

[high hedge]

True!

[rancid solstice]

Surely this time...

[honest quiver]

i know this isn't directed at me but i would let a vampire bite me free of charge

[flat remnant]

There's not enough bears to go around

[bleak leaf]

Yknow what, among us
Thats the word of the day ss disc

[quiet token]

The nintendo direct isn't real

[vale temple]

hi pink

[high hedge]

Pros outweigh cons?

[honest quiver]

there are at least 3 bears we can share

[wheat sail]

Good morning USA

[burnt topaz]

mmm hoping hed be dead by then tbh

[honest quiver]

no but i dont care

[charred surge]

As a proud AMERICAN, I swear fealty to NO crown, and pledge my allegiance to HAMBURGERS, FRIED CHICKEN, AND HIGH CHOLESTEROL 🦅 🇺🇸 🫡

[flat remnant]

an ismoil lies among us

[honest quiver]

no bc you're technically a monster

[high hedge]

The vampire bites keep him immortal

[bleak leaf]

Now ay kirbonastar

[flat remnant]

Are they bare

[rancid solstice]

Did you read Charlotte's web recently?

[burnt topaz]

ehhhh no then

[high hedge]

REAL

[honest quiver]

no but they are gluten free

[bleak leaf]

[wheat sail]

ISHMOILLAAAAA???!?~!?!?SLAOHJDASIUADHIUDSAGIUSADHAIDSUHASOUHCDUONCOASO ISHG SMOAIL???? ISHMOILLLL

hi

[placid ether]

Why did Leth RT his statement?

[bleak leaf]

[placid ether]

Wtf

[burnt topaz]

to reiterate ig

[wheat sail]

for more likes

[grand ferry]

hm yes 2nd try chessle

[lyric yarrow]

Okay nintendo direct? Yay or nay for you know what?

[flat remnant]

Probably to hint that it won't be at the nintendo direct

[high hedge]

Nay

Is today the Nintendon’t

[honest quiver]

im blind af and I've been thinking your pfp was isabelle from animal crossing the whole time. but it is not. it is not

[wheat sail]

will be at*

[flat remnant]

yan

[high hedge]

I can kind of see that now

[burnt topaz]

diesofsex

[wheat sail]

i thought it was sexyman but its just the fog

[charred surge]

Like this message to publicly execute sexy man

[honest quiver]

blocks sex asexually

[flat remnant]

We need seximan isabelle

[honest quiver]

is this your first time playing dst

[high hedge]

Daily Silksong Time

[placid ether]

By the way, League of Legends cooked with their new trailer

[honest quiver]

i like how this is the silksong discussion and there is a distinct lack of silksong. just like in real life

[kindred pewter]

omg finally a good game, leauge of legends

[wheat sail]

What trailer

[coarse leaf]

this girl got me using colored lipbalm fr

[placid ether]

Naafiri

[honest quiver]

isn't that the chick from the lion king

[coarse leaf]

chick? 😭

[placid ether]

https://twitter.com/LeagueOfLegends/status/1671411366199181312?t=6E0x8AtIYT3C1Z54nBz2vA&s=19

League of Legends (@LeagueOfLegends)

The choice is yours: Starve or feast.

Likes

5244

Retweets

878

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jun 21, 2023, 6:54 AM

[honest quiver]

girl, woman, female lion

[flat remnant]

There are no chickens in lion king smh

[high hedge]

Lioness

[coarse leaf]

smh my head

[high hedge]

They are all gobbled up

[honest quiver]

is that the actual term im a dumb stick

[high hedge]

It is

[honest quiver]

wow i feel signifigently brainceless

[coarse leaf]

thats sexist ngl

[honest quiver]

-2 braincells

[high hedge]

You simply have learned something new

[coarse leaf]

why isnt it just lion for both genders

[honest quiver]

i feel like i should have known that

[high hedge]

A female meerkat is called a Jane

[wheat sail]

Another unbalanced champ incoming

[coarse leaf]

im gonna get cancelled i said both genders

[burnt topaz]

because its a signifier

[honest quiver]

male lions are called l'men

[wheat sail]

Lemon?

[honest quiver]

yes

[burnt topaz]

look at that group of lemons and lionesses

[charred surge]

We have prides of lions, but where are the rest of the lion deadly sins, huh?!

[honest quiver]

greed of lions, sloth of lions, wrath of lions

[coarse leaf]

theyre all gay

[burnt topaz]

theyre other animals in the animal kingdom

[honest quiver]

ok wrath of lions sounds pretty cool ngl

new metal band

[wheat sail]

Wrath...?

[burnt topaz]

a greed of humans, an envy of leopards, a sloth of sloths

[wheat sail]

Wtf amina

[honest quiver]

that's one of the 7 deadly sins is it not?

[flat remnant]

who takes lust

[honest quiver]

rabbits

[burnt topaz]

lust of rabbits

[flat remnant]

oh true actually

[wheat sail]

PRIDE GREED WRATH ENVY LUST GLUTTONY AND SLOTH

[burnt topaz]

i havent fought dogma in a year

[honest quiver]

i've never understood why there was 7 deadly sins but 9 circles of hell

[wheat sail]

Time for dead god eh mina

[charred surge]

Who the hell is steve jobs

[honest quiver]

i always thought it should be one circle for each of the main sins

[cerulean sable]

thus begins

the SILK WARS

[burnt topaz]

right now?

im kinda sleepy rn

[wheat sail]

At your earliest convenience

[flat remnant]

Who started it

[quiet token]

Idk I kinda want to live in silk peace rn

[wheat sail]

Go to sleep amina

[high hedge]

The person to name sloths was a dickhead

[wheat sail]

It's late for you

[burnt topaz]

says you

[burnt topaz]

they are indeed slow

[honest quiver]

compaired to some of the animal names out there sloths got so lucky

[hot rampart]

LET ME SLEEP

[flat remnant]

kirb isn't it 4 am for you

[high hedge]

True…

[wheat sail]

I die in act 3 three times in a row

And then have the worst runs of my life

[hot rampart]

GOD YOU GUYS ARE SO NOISY.
FUCK DUDE. I CAN HEAR ALL OF YOU SNORING SO LOUD.

[burnt topaz]

i dont think sloths have the same turtle effect where if you take your eye off of them theyre gone

[cloud jetty]

is silksong out yet

[high hedge]

I would’ve called them Lil Funny Guys

[honest quiver]

yes if you can time travel to the year 4028

[wheat sail]

Yeah but not sleepy

[burnt topaz]

thats a pretty good name

[flat remnant]

sloths should be called xhlopyts

[wheat sail]

Pride the arrogant

[honest quiver]

seconded

[cloud jetty]

thank you

[bleak leaf]

NOWAY its spiderplush

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sloth-cute-smiling-happy-cute-animals-gif-17371126

[honest quiver]

look at his dumb stupid face i love him

[high hedge]

They are just lil funny guys

[bleak leaf]

Face reveal???

[high hedge]

Real

[bleak leaf]

[quiet token]

loth

[charred surge]

Fun fact : Sloths only take a shit once a week

[high hedge]

I myself am actually a lil funny guy

[honest quiver]

they also are so slow they grow mold

[high hedge]

Greeno

[flat remnant]

:*)

[burnt topaz]

sloth fur looks a little gross
this is not a fun fact i just dont like sloths

[honest quiver]

its the mold

[charred surge]

Iirc it’s less mold and more algae or moss but idk

[quiet token]

thinking about moldy cheese

[honest quiver]

its kinda more of a moss/mold mix

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-sloth-ahhhh-yawning-tongue-out-gif-14393220

[burnt topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/sloth-crawling-slow-gif-9915689

[high hedge]

Lil creatures

[honest quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/sloth-trippy-astronaut-astronautsloth-gif-23136790

[quiet token]

slothposting in ss disc

some irony rn

[honest quiver]

shitposting<slothposting

[high hedge]

Slothsong

[honest quiver]

the prequel to hollow knight

[flat remnant]

Goobers

[honest quiver]

i'd die for the dude on the right

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-hungy-reginald-monster-house-me-when-im-hungry-gif-13345871

[burnt topaz]

those look well kept and pretty cute

[honest quiver]

this is the most horrible thing you could have added

[high hedge]

That’s why its looking at you

[wheat sail]

Wonder what SLOTH meat is like

[burnt topaz]

uh

[placid ether]

Is this because it's still not ready or are we getting news because it's closer to release??

[honest quiver]

most likly very stringy

[burnt topaz]

theres a direct today, so that might be a part of it

[wooden schooner]

you saying that

[bleak leaf]

Dont you hate it when

[honest quiver]

a silksong post???? in the silksong discussion??? not my hollow knight server

[coarse leaf]

it was probably finished but they are still ading stuff

[wheat sail]

Nintendo direct with silksong release date for September 2023

My mom told me

[honest quiver]

nintendo direct with a silksong release for june 25th 🤡

[bleak leaf]

Probably just fixing and remaking small parts that dont work

[wooden schooner]

will we unlock the achievement "Clowns no more" ?

[bleak leaf]

No lmao

[wooden schooner]

[honest quiver]

i want an achivement referencing the clowns

[bleak leaf]

You even thinking that removes all possibility for you to get it

[high hedge]

It’s actually supposed to be terrible

[wheat sail]

We will unlock the achievemen for pantheon of the clowns and path of clowns

[honest quiver]

spoken like someone who's eaten sloth meat

[high hedge]

Part of their survival strategy is tasting really bad

[lone hamlet]

I hope we got more trailer

[placid ether]

Anyway, the Leth retweet has to mean something. Either he wants us to wait longer or expect news.

So we got news today?

[wheat sail]

Some seasoning could fix that

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sloth-baby-eating-munch-gif-3893407

[honest quiver]

I'm still waiting on Hollow Knight 3: ZoteBoat

[flat remnant]

Path of clowns where we lay down every individual clown in an elaborate obstacle course

[austere ledge]

You know what day is it guyss

[honest quiver]

its wednesday my dudes

[wheat sail]

Adventure day

[bleak leaf]

If he retweeted it the same day of the direct, yes, its not gonna be announced there

[austere ledge]

Its clwoning day

[bleak leaf]

Mostly because were still first half of 2023

[honest quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-here-wednesday-my-dudes-its-wednesday-my-dudes-gif-9989224

[cerulean sable]

i know who the fuck are

youre goddamn wilbo

[wheat sail]

No but silksong release date announcement for second half

[cerulean sable]

baiting us for your own entertainment

[lone hamlet]

We literally in the last month of the first half

[cerulean sable]

but we know better

[austere ledge]

What leth retweeted

[cerulean sable]

and were not falling for it

[high hedge]

Do you

[cerulean sable]

maybe

[placid ether]

The delay statement this morning

[honest quiver]

i stg

[flat remnant]

Plok rocks

[austere ledge]

Lolll

I mean

[lone hamlet]

Oof

[austere ledge]

It has the word 'closer to release'

[high hedge]

?tag news

[white sail]

No tag news found.

[austere ledge]

So it could be positive sign

[high hedge]

Sad

[placid ether]

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

[high hedge]

W.W.… Wilbo White

[lone hamlet]

Isnt that means "dont get your hope high today, you clown"

[placid ether]

Yep, it either means "We are actually closer to release" or "Fuck you all we still working"

[wheat sail]

Someone who predicted 1-2 switch did say there will be a new 2D Mario bros game

[honest quiver]

i retire for the night. goodnight all ye pesants and fools

[wheat sail]

Good night holo

[reef ledge]

are you guys doing the thing again where you get super hyped for ss in the direct and then it doesnt happen

[placid ether]

What a banger comment

[wheat sail]

Man I'm so kind

[wheat sail]

Yes

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hades2-hades-melinoe-melinoë-gif-27420081

I only get hyped for games like this

[wheat sail]

Hades ripoff

[high hedge]

Exactly

[wooden schooner]

as we should and are expected to

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/zagreus-hades-gif-20895332

[wheat sail]

Smash bros fighter pass 3

Tears of the kingdom dlc for fall

Mario Galaxy 3

[high hedge]

For this fighter pass they are removing characters

Starting with Kirby

[wheat sail]

Remove Steve please

And minmin

[reef ledge]

fighter pass but it just removes young link

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-kirby-drop-falling-deep-gif-17081698

[flat remnant]

Fighter pass will remove everyone except corrin

[cerulean sable]

personal predictions tomorrow

[honest quiver]

Haha I jest, for I have returned. Lest....?

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-kong-super-smas-super-smash-jump-jump-off-map-gif-23880617

[coarse leaf]

AHHH İ HATE THİS

unlocking the forgotten is just

[wheat sail]

Just be lucky

Oh wait that's the one where you need the shovel

[lone lichen]

💀

[coarse leaf]

yes

[lone lichen]

certified azazel moment

[coarse leaf]

i just got an awesome run but i couldnt get the shovel in time

[wheat sail]

Getting the lost was annoying cause I never find the poster in a trillion runs

[coarse leaf]

atleast its easy

you just die

[lone lichen]

wdym

good floor 1 treasure?

[coarse leaf]

yes

[wheat sail]

Yeah but imagine you gotta give up a good run tlfor that

[lone lichen]

yeah gotta rush boss, can't bother with other rooms until you have shovel guaranteed

at least it's not tainted jacob

[wheat sail]

Easiest with Azazel

[quiet token]

Best character locked behind difficult challenge smh 😔

[coarse leaf]

also whats am i supposed to do after getting full shovel

[wheat sail]

Tainted forgotten

[quiet token]

Go to sheol and find a grave

[wheat sail]

Dark world not sheol

[coarse leaf]

oh good

[quiet token]

Yeah

[wheat sail]

The grave looks like a raised block of ground

[coarse leaf]

FUUUCK

losing my sanity rn

ok i dont have time for another try

[wheat sail]

Next time king

Impurity, lust, and evil desires.

Don’t be greedy!

For a greedy person is a idolater, worshipping the things of this world,

Because of these sins, the anger of God is coming

[tawdry tinsel]

Leth retweeted his tweet about silksong's delay

What a way to confirm no silksong in today's direct

[placid ether]

Or...

[coarse leaf]

indeed

[placid ether]

"Expect more details from us once closer to release."

[coarse leaf]

this means there will be news

[wheat sail]

Announce for late 2023 🙏

[coarse leaf]

July

[wet badge]

Or it can means there's no news for Silksong in June direct

[delicate flare]

Goooooooooood morning gamers

[tawdry tinsel]

Do you really think a few weeks of delay was enough for them

[cerulean sable]

i still think

the delay is gonna be around 3-5 months

just in time for

[quiet token]

Are we treating this as the release window 2

[cerulean sable]

ye

[quiet token]

Release window 2 funny and depressing edition

Can't wait for the battlepass

[tawdry tinsel]

I'm pretty sure it won't pass 2024

I think it's gonna release in around fall-winter

[tacit sentinel]

Who hope for silksong on Nintendo direct today?

[tawdry tinsel]

[quiet token]

I'm sure we haven't said this about 2023 or 2022 or 2021 or 2020 or

[high hedge]

I hope it is not there🙏

[tawdry tinsel]

But I don't think it's gonna be too far from their goal

There wasn't a confirmed release window back then

[quiet token]

Yeah i hope they've become better at this kind of thing

[tawdry tinsel]

They can at least show some new spicy screenshots to keep us up

[tawdry tinsel]

Or at least for delaying

[placid ether]

No but they might have a release date now

[tawdry tinsel]

Yeah I'm asking too much am I

[tawdry tinsel]

12 june 2024

[merry kelp]

No silksong?

[placid ether]

To be honest it's completely possible they asked for more time because they were missing only some details. So maybe a delay of a month? It wouldn't be that strange.

[tawdry tinsel]

I wish the playable demo was public

[tacit sentinel]

I’m ready for silksong today

[placid ether]

I think Elden Ring was delayed for a month

[patent aspen]

no way guys humble bundle leaked silksong announcement

[reef ledge]

if silksong gets released this year i will eat an entire roll of hubba bubba

[tacit sentinel]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[patent aspen]

anyway cool metroidvania humble bundle

[tawdry tinsel]

There's not a known reason for the delay but I'm pretty sure it's because they didn't got to finish stuff in time like they planned

Taking their time I mean

[patent aspen]

https://www.humblebundle.com/games/must-play-metroidvania?hmb_source=&hmb_medium=product_tile&hmb_campaign=mosaic_section_1_layout_index_1_layout_type_threes_tile_index_1_c_bestmetroidvania_bundle

[tawdry tinsel]

Y'know now enemies gonna have more movement which means more sprite has to be drawn and more coding

[tacit sentinel]

SILKSONG CONFIRMED TODAY

[patent aspen]

on jod

[patent aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/trolling-anime-me-after-a-long-day-gif-25970094

[tawdry tinsel]

Hornet gonna have tools that I hope it's better than charms

[quiet token]

hop is a funny word

[placid ether]

Imagine this: It's May, you have to ship your game in one month and you are missing the final details so, in order to deliver without crunching on everyone, you ask for more time. How much more would you need? I think anything between 1 to 5 months is reasonable.

[quiet token]

hop backwards is poh

[tawdry tinsel]

But what if they planned more content

They ain't gonna release DLCs after silksong

[placid ether]

They really need to stop at some point. I think the June window helped them focus on what stuff they wanted to add.

[cerulean sable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/1083626708164419656/clownelimination.gif

[spice wigeon]

No silksong today

[flat spruce]

why

[spice wigeon]

Cause funy

[placid ether]

I actually think today is very likely.

But I will wait if it's not there

[spice wigeon]

If i had a dollar for every time i heard that line i would be able to buy a car

[patent aspen]

i wonder if they're just gonna drop silksong news on twitter one day or smth

[flat spruce]

me to

[patent aspen]

like i don't think they would but the summer showcases are drawing to a close with the nintendo direct (afaik)

[quiet token]

wait isn't pharloom a "haunted land"

october release letsgoooooo

[patent aspen]

bagner

anyway nintendo direct in like 4 hours

[quiet token]

I am going to douse your house in cement