sk-discussion

[lone crown]

Yes

[merry bridge]

Be pacifist

[sacred stratus]

depends on what you are looking for

[gray parcel]

Idk I just got good at the game

[lone crown]

I feel like they could perfect Elden Ring’s formula in the next game after learning the results from the first

[sacred stratus]

https://youtu.be/wZAVWmn4GS0

[lone crown]

ER had some small issues

[tall juniper]

i love ymfah

[gray parcel]

Ds3 is better from a story and game play perspective, however you only get the payoff in the story if you played ds1

[lone crown]

Mario kart ds and the superior super mario 64

[merry bridge]

Are you serious rn

[steel wren]

Cuando sale silksong

[merry bridge]

That must be so painful to do

[sacred stratus]

yes and don't watch it unless you finished the DLC

[marsh ibex]

Super Mario 64 DS is wacky

[lone crown]

The controls are goofy yeah, but in terms of everything else its just a massive upgrade imo

[marsh ibex]

Luigi gamblin

[merry bridge]

Sharks are a pain frosty

[languid jasper]

srry to interrupt, but it's confirmed that there will be a blogpost tomorrow?

[lone crown]

The additional levels, characters, minigames

[sacred stratus]

git gud

[marsh ibex]

no

[vale temple]

nobody said anything that like

[gray parcel]

Ingles pot favor

[marsh ibex]

Dude we haven’t had blogposts since 2019

[merry bridge]

Ok you do it

[languid jasper]

ok thx

[marsh ibex]

Site is basically dead in the water

[steel wren]

Porque silksong no sale mañana

[vale temple]

english

[marsh ibex]

Server language is english, and no

[gray parcel]

Dawg

[marsh ibex]

Game was delayed

I assume that’s what you meant

[languid jasper]

because they said they needed more tim, but they would try to release it this month / dijeron que necesitaban mas tiempo, pero que lo intentarían tener para este mes

[vale temple]

[sacred stratus]

I wish I could

[magic narwhal]

Game’s not done so it got delayed

[merry bridge]

Git gud

[weary siren]

Man. Just got a reminder on my calendar

[sacred stratus]

you see here is the thing: a PS5 requires me to sell both of your siblings

do you take the deal?

[merry bridge]

Get a ps4..

[sacred stratus]

weak ass jet engine

[plush pendant]

Hi every1

[merry bridge]

Those are at least cheaper id imagine

[marsh ibex]

lmao

[sacred stratus]

hi Aval

[vale temple]

your calendar is wrong it's june 13

[sage glade]

timezones:

[plush pendant]

Timezones exist

[obtuse glacier]

Definetely gonna be a shadow drop right guys??? Gotta be!

[weary siren]

True it'll be tomorrow for sure. So I can play silksong over the summer you know.

[sacred stratus]

yes but they make more noise than a jet engine

[merry bridge]

Hey if you dont wanna play bb just cause a cheaper option is there because it has some weak part thats not a problem I have to deal with

[marsh ibex]

should I fried some rice

[tall juniper]

yes

[sacred stratus]

no what I'm gonna do is use my superior PC to emulate PS4 games

[obtuse glacier]

You should fried some rice

[gray parcel]

Yes

[merry bridge]

Frosty as someone that actually heard tge sound of a jet engine soaring in my ears without any protection as a kid... thats incorrect

[jolly island]

ps5 is useless. coming from someone who solely plays on a ps5.

[vale temple]

that's too normal

[gray parcel]

Im gonna have some chicken and rice tonight

[olive bobcat]

You're no shrimp but give it a shot

[mighty plinth]

NEVER SEEN AN EASIER FINALE EXAM THAN THE ONE I JUST DID

[gray parcel]

Imma force my brother to buy it for me

[sacred stratus]

you are ruining my joke

[merry bridge]

[tall juniper]

i bought it solely for Final Fantasy XVI and hopefully some other games will come onto th system worth getting, like spid man 2

i could sell my ps4

[gray parcel]

We love spid man

[trim estuary]

You can’t

[merry bridge]

I know, and its funny to say something you had no prior knowledge about

[trim estuary]

PS4 is not emulatable yet

[gray parcel]

I’ve killed over 1000 grox

[jolly island]

if you really want a next gen console, buy a series X. again, this is coming from someone who doesn’t even have a PC. i only play on the ps5.

[sacred stratus]

keyword: yet

[trim estuary]

yeah give it another 6 years

[tall juniper]

emulate the switch on your ps4

[plush pendant]

Oh hey would you look at what day it is today

[sacred stratus]

emulate your PS4 on your switch

[merry bridge]

Why is it so hard to emulate the ps4

[trim estuary]

I saw someone emulate the switch on an Xbox Series X I think

[sacred stratus]

it's a newer console

[trim estuary]

Cause of the hardware or something I have no idea

[jolly island]

[sacred stratus]

people are ignoring this fact

[trim estuary]

Have you seen switch emulation, it’s insane

[sacred stratus]

switch is not too hard compared to PS4

[merry bridge]

Frosty the ps5 exists already

Also people knew how to emulate the switch rather quickly

[sacred stratus]

the other issue is that the better the console the more powerful your PC needs to be to run the emulator

[sage glade]

citation needed

[sinful flare]

uhh june 12th
what about it

[sacred stratus]

a PS4 emulator requires a very powerful PC

[sinful flare]

if it helps it's monday actually

[plush pendant]

Poor Kaan, he forgot

[jolly island]

fog of war

[sinful flare]

in case you're like me, always forgetting what day of the week it is

[merry bridge]

Also the ps4 is gonna be a decade old this year... how is that "newer"

[vale temple]

ps4 retro

[plush pendant]

Is the ps4 already that old?

[marsh ibex]

No

no no no

[jolly island]

wait what….

[sinful flare]

how old is ps4 now

[tall juniper]

ps4 released in 2013

late 2013

[sinful flare]

Excuse me

[jolly island]

i’m flabbergasted

[marsh ibex]

[plush pendant]

Oh damn am getting old

[vale temple]

soon

[sinful flare]

ok what the fuck

i thought it was like 2015 but nah apparently not

[plush pendant]

Time is weird

[sinful flare]

actually it felt more like 2017

[gusty spoke]

June 12, how are you doin today?

[sage glade]

the ps4 is older than hk fans

[plush pendant]

Not good

[sacred stratus]

it's newer and more powerful compared to other consoles. it usually takes years to develop an emulator for a console not to mention the problem I described. the switch is easier due to how weak it is

[sinful flare]

could be better, im a little bored

[olive bobcat]

The DS is almost 20 years old

[merry bridge]

I wonder how much longer they are still gonna produce the ps4, I wonder if itll beat the ps2 in terms of being avalible

[tall juniper]

hey guys
most playstations have 6-7 years between each entry
PS1: 1994, PS2: 2000, PS3: 2006, PS4: 2013, PS5: 2020
it is 2023.
we are already halfway through the PS5's lifespan

[sacred stratus]

and still barely any games

[trim estuary]

Can’t wait for that blog post

[sinful flare]

theres no way theyre gonna make PS6

[quiet token]

[sacred stratus]

because nobody can fucking get a PS5

[jolly island]

the ps5 has no games

[sinful flare]

LMAO TRUE

[plush pendant]

Too expensive, yea

[trim estuary]

PS6 comes out before Persona 6

[merry bridge]

All the powerful tech advancing rapidly and we cant emulate a console thats a decade old

[sacred stratus]

not just that it doesn't have a large catalogue of games not to mention a decent PC can outperform it

[velvet sentinel]

P for pacifist?

[plush pendant]

Pizza

[quiet token]

i am getting dangerously close to getting sub 30 on all prelude levels

[sacred stratus]

you admitted yourself that you are not a tech genius don't judge my projections

[trim estuary]

Yo can I emulate Bloodborne now

[sacred stratus]

P stands for pork

[sinful flare]

the WR is 23 seconds

[merry bridge]

I would at least assume that by 10 years we would be capable to crack a console thats been around for 10 years

[velvet sentinel]

All the powerful tech advancing rapidly and we cant make the switch (handheld gaming console) run better than a phone

[olive bobcat]

@serene chasm irl

[sinful flare]

you'd have gotten 40th place on 0-5 speedrun precisely

[merry bridge]

Regardless if im not a tech genius of it I wouldve assume that isnt hard to ask

[young cove]

that image goes hard, mind if i screenshot?

[marsh ibex]

no

[sinful flare]

you insane fuck how are you doing it

[young cove]

thank you

[sacred stratus]

again: power is a major issue. most PCs can't emulate a PS4 less people can use means less people to develop

[merry bridge]

Also just for bb alone makes the ps4 worth emulating

[young cove]

wait wait

[sacred stratus]

most PCs struggle running a PS3 emulator

[young cove]

is ps4 emulation viable now huh?

[sacred stratus]

not yet but we are close

[young cove]

tf that's cracked

[velvet sentinel]

bb? Whats that? Breaking bad? Bloodborne?

[young cove]

bloodborne yeah lmao

[merry bridge]

Do you need the most modern pc parts to run a ps3 emulator?

[velvet sentinel]

basically

[tall juniper]

Jesse we need to Hunt

[merry bridge]

I hope that changes soon

[velvet sentinel]

but also i have a 2 core processor so not the most modern

[young cove]

i'm gonna look into ps4 emulation that's crazy, i've got like all of the ps1, psp and psvita era stuff because of my psvita (goes hard, please buy one) but ps4 would go insane

[tall juniper]

i love how its taken nearly 10 years for the ps4 to emulate

[languid jasper]

idk, a PSP can run it

[tall juniper]

but the switch was emulatable straight away

[merry bridge]

Psvita is too expensive I aint buying that

[sacred stratus]

not most but it will run like shit

[magic narwhal]

I love that ToTK made people re-evaluate Pokémon Scarlet and Violet more critically

[young cove]

a ps3 emulator 🤨

[velvet sentinel]

the switch is terrible. Awful console. Just buy a steam deck and emulate the switch and just pirate all the games

[young cove]

i managed to get mine for a good price, hell worth it if you're able to

[trim estuary]

Idk I can run Demon Souls on my PC just fine

[merry bridge]

Needs improvement then ig

[magic narwhal]

Weird take but aight

[young cove]

fr, best method

steam deck is an easy king compared to all handhelds, switch is decently unnecesary

[magic narwhal]

Honestly Switch is fine, you just need a dev that cares

[merry bridge]

In canada youd be hard pressed to get anything cheap with the stupid shipping cost here

[languid jasper]

What i am trying to say is that the game itself shouldn't take a lot of resources from your computer

[young cove]

ps3 emulator definitely should

[velvet sentinel]

and xbox being 350€ is crazy

[sacred stratus]

well from what I understand mathmatically you need a Turing machine to be the power of the Turing machine it's emulating squared
so if you want 100% performance you need the power of the PS3 squared

[young cove]

i got mine off of a friend so way cheaper, but yeah i get you

[magic narwhal]

I just buy my stuff from GameStop

[placid ether]

Sicksong

[merry bridge]

Im pretty sure we will get to that point even if it takes a while

[sacred stratus]

we will and what I'm saying is probably not true but what is true is that you need a much more powerful machine to get good results

[merry bridge]

Just so I understand more clearly, i need the console to emulate and play a game right?

[velvet sentinel]

my pc is pretty good i can probably like emulate the nintendo 3ds

[young cove]

yeah 100%

[sacred stratus]

simulating a different operating system is not an easy task

[magic narwhal]

What I’m waiting for is an end to the hyper-realism era

[sacred stratus]

no

[magic narwhal]

I miss stylized games

[young cove]

you need good hardware, emulating full architectures like that isn't easy resource wise

[sacred stratus]

I don't own a 3DS and I use a 3DS emulator

[velvet sentinel]

play dishonored 2

[merry bridge]

Do they sell discontinued consoles?

[sacred stratus]

playing games on it

[merry bridge]

So why the hell would I need a psvita or a psvita emulator

[gray parcel]

Dishonored 1 is better

[magic narwhal]

No but there is also a store here called Planque that does

[young cove]

modding my 3ds tomorrow giving my psvita +256gb as well feelsgoodman

[velvet sentinel]

nuh uh

[gray parcel]

Yuh huh

[young cove]

dishonored 1 ftw dawg

[gray parcel]

They should’ve kept corvo mute

[merry bridge]

Planque.. I heard of that before I think. Ill have a look around

[young cove]

guy was way more badass with no voice

[velvet sentinel]

your ps vita cant even store warzone smh

[magic narwhal]

That’s how I got stuff like this lol

[knotty relic]

SS news tomororw

[subtle flint]

ss news newer

[young cove]

[knotty relic]

CAP

[trim estuary]

True actually

[knotty relic]

I’m never wrong

[magic narwhal]

Been tempted to pick up a PS3, but I also have a friend who’s big into retro collectibles and is offering me one

[sinful flare]

youre just saying words

[knotty relic]

I’m saying the truth

[merry bridge]

Id love to get the hk collectors edition but im not willing to pay the price for one. And the only reason I want it is cause of that comic book

[velvet sentinel]

ps3 isnt that retro come on

[young cove]

ps4s are backwards compatible right, i'd just see if you can find a cheap one

[velvet sentinel]

i have it lol

[sacred stratus]

surely you can find it on amazon or smt

[merry bridge]

My ps3 is stored away

[velvet sentinel]

yall just suck

[young cove]

ps3 is retro now

[magic narwhal]

PS3 I’d get more mileage out of, my PS5 already has full PS4 back comp

[young cove]

it's decently old

[merry bridge]

Oh yeah but not not cheap at all

[knotty relic]

I could probably snap a ps3 in half

[merry bridge]

Canada frosty

[young cove]

does ps5 have ps3 back comp?

[trim estuary]

just emulate a PS3 at this point smh

[magic narwhal]

No unfortunately

[velvet sentinel]

nintendo is worse than EA

[sacred stratus]

you keep saying Canada but let me remind you where I live and taxes here are also crazy

[sinful flare]

i could nuke a ps3

[knotty relic]

Get one of them ps3 portables I see on YouTube

[magic narwhal]

If it did I’d be playing Rising rn

[young cove]

oh that sucks rip

[sinful flare]

ps4 doesnt even have ps3 back comp it sucks

[young cove]

this i genuinely agree with

[magic narwhal]

At least PS5 has the full DMC series

[merry bridge]

Your point? Saying that your country is much more expensive doesnt make where I live any cheaper

[knotty relic]

Cap. You don’t have that technology and if you even feasibly did you would most certainly cause thousands to potential millions of lives to be slaughtered to prove your point. Truly disgusting behaviour.

[sinful flare]

honestly both are fucking horrid in their own ways

[knotty relic]

PS4 lowkey vintage

[young cove]

EA makes a bad game and everyone goes "oh woah EA made a bad game" but nintendo is actively against their community like every step of the way

[sinful flare]

and i would do it again

[sacred stratus]

no my point is that I'm fully aware of your problem and not pretending like it doesn't exist so no need to remind me

[velvet sentinel]

ok lets say nintendo is worse than ubisoft

[knotty relic]

Damn you a rebel like that

[sinful flare]

idk what ubisoft did

[placid ether]

Is this normal? The Silksong webpage menu isn't showing shit

[magic narwhal]

Have you seen the DRMs on Jedi Survivor

[placid ether]

It might be normal

[trim estuary]

You crashed their website again???

[knotty relic]

That means news! OMG!!!

[trim estuary]

I personally blame Rare for that

[merry bridge]

I have a broken wii that I wanna fix one day but dont know how

[young cove]

jedi survivor is an EA title? i thought that was from a different company or smth

[velvet sentinel]

i have the urge to connect a gpu to my switch somehow

[magic narwhal]

Yeah FO and Survivor are EA published

[merry bridge]

The reason I wanna fix it is because thats where I had all of my mkwii progress unlocked and I dont wanna do that again

[sinful flare]

it is showing shit on my end, you're having a skill issue

[strong veldt]

That means the game came out

[knotty relic]

Where’s the news 😟

[trim estuary]

TOMORROW

[young cove]

oh wtf, i haven't heard of the DRMs, i'll look into it eventually

[twin bough]

And they are both incredible :)

[merry bridge]

Also they dont make wiis anymore

[sinful flare]

NOTERDAY

[magic narwhal]

Ehhh

[magic narwhal]

Storywise they’re pretty good, gameplay is clunky and level design is awkward as a result

[trim estuary]

our creative partners…

[merry bridge]

Hi zip

[strong veldt]

Team Cherry is the celebrity

[trim estuary]

Oh hey Emu didn’t see you there

[sinful flare]

MICROSOFT FLIGHT SIMULATOR!!!!!!!!!!!

[velvet sentinel]

oh shit i dont meet silksong spec requirement

[knotty relic]

I’m the celebrity actually 😑😑😑😑

[sinful flare]

god damn my internet is horrid today 💀

[merry bridge]

Hey wait If I dont need a console like a psvita to emulate why would I need a console to begin with?

[knotty relic]

I will ominously foot on screen

[magic narwhal]

They do know SGF ends today right lol

[young cove]

has anyone looked into lies of P from the summer game fest showcase a couple days ago, anyone know if it's any good?

[twin bough]

Gameplay is fun af tho

[strong veldt]

Convenience

[knotty relic]

Lies of P is respectfully mid 🥸🥸🥸

[merry bridge]

Its not that convienent

[strong veldt]

I started the demo yesterday. Seems decent/good so far

[trim estuary]

Me showing the console exclusive games market my thermonuclear bomb

[merry bridge]

If its for collecting that makes sense

[velvet sentinel]

tbh we should sue xbox for false advertising. They said everything playable within a year and look at silksong now

[strong veldt]

In comparison to a gaming pc rig it is convenient

[young cove]

portability is nice idk, i could do that stuff on my pc but i've found it way more nostalgia inducing and fun on the vita (also easier to emulate playstation stuff because the instructions are near native), my take but yes, you don't need a console

[young cove]

ah sick

[merry bridge]

You dont need a gaming pc to play games on a pc

[coral jacinth]

Wasn't there another game they said would be out within a year and it was delayed

[magic narwhal]

I prefer physically owning my media personally

[sacred stratus]

shocker :0

[knotty relic]

One million dollar gaming pc

[merry bridge]

You dont need the most modern hardware to run something like er

[placid ether]

Honestly if TC were to appear here they should let us know. Nobody would be watching this event otherwise.

[sacred stratus]

too much of a hussle for me. finding a disk at a reasonable price where I live is crazy hard

[twin bough]

Good luck with that lmao

[young cove]

you still need decent specs to run elden ring lmao

[gray parcel]

Er is mid

[velvet sentinel]

i have a rtx 3060 graphics card and an intel pentium processor. I have a godlike pc

[trim estuary]

I don’t, I have siblings who will tear them to pieces
I lost Smash Ultimate and Splatoon 2 and my cousin literally ripped Splatoon 1 in half

[merry bridge]

Instructions near native?

[gray parcel]

Play dark souls 3 instead

[twin bough]

BASED

[magic narwhal]

I’m fortunate enough to live by a decent retro store, they even have TYD

[young cove]

psvita cpu instructions are close to that of ps1 and psp so they're easier to emulate because the cpu has to do less work

[coral jacinth]

I have a decent gpu I just need a better cpu

[velvet sentinel]

sue him for vandalism

[knotty relic]

It’s an extended showcase. I’m gonna be watching

[young cove]

you have some very hot take opinions

[trim estuary]

It’s been too long for that, I don’t have the halves of the disc anymore

[knotty relic]

Xbox probably should’ve like full on annouxed it instead of in a blog post lmao but maybe they did

[merry bridge]

That doesnt take away what I said, the bare minimum stuff is still affordable, even cheaper if you find a used part for sale

[strong veldt]

Beat his ass

[gray parcel]

It doesn’t hold up compared to the other souls games

[young cove]

i think it does fine, but yeah i get you

[knotty relic]

Souls games are MID 🥱

[strong veldt]

Sillys not being serious...right

[twin bough]

He is right tho

[velvet sentinel]

im tired of games bein 70€ i can buy a motherboard with that

[knotty relic]

JK !! They aren’t mid

[trim estuary]

So based

That’s why I sell my games for free

[tall juniper]

Best souls game is SpongeBob battle for bikini bottom

[twin bough]

Incredibly based

[young cove]

i don't think anyone is 'right' about their subjective opinion lmao

[merry bridge]

Thats such a good game

[twin bough]

Yeah true

[gray parcel]

I understand i am silly fella, but I’m being very serious right now

[sacred stratus]

fr there are almost no games worth 70$

[merry bridge]

I can only think of 2 other good spongebob games

[twin bough]

What i meant is i agree with him

[young cove]

but understandable to dislike it, it's the most outside the original format

yeah 100%

[velvet sentinel]

redfall should be illegal cuz fraud

[gray parcel]

ER just doesn’t fit in with the other souls games

[runic carbon]

silksong released?

[tall juniper]

It came from the Krusty Krab

[sacred stratus]

it should cost negative money you should get paid for playing it

[strong veldt]

By fit in yeah its different but quality wise its among the best

[twin bough]

4 hours 7 minutes and 54 seconds ago yes

[sinful flare]

i bet there'll be games that cost 100$ in like 1 or 2 years

[sacred stratus]

would still not play it that shit looks boring

[gray parcel]

Ds3:

[merry bridge]

Bb doesnt fit with ds so?

[sinful flare]

from nintendo no less

[charred pulsar]

Happy 12th June @marsh ibex

[sacred stratus]

hi Simo

[strong veldt]

Ds3 is either my no 1 or no 2

[sinful flare]

hi simpson

[tall juniper]

Ubisoft editions already cost that much

[marsh ibex]

So true

Happy June 12th

[merry bridge]

Idk that one but the movie game one and one called "creature from the krusty krab" are good ones

[magic narwhal]

There already are here

[young cove]

hey simo you're cool have a good day

[twin bough]

Im shocked at assassins creed mirages price

[magic narwhal]

We call them JRPGs

[strong veldt]

Peak

[placid ether]

I'm praying for Monster Hunter 6 today

[twin bough]

For ubisoft atleast considering they love money

[tall juniper]

that was it, creature, not... Yeah
I played the shit out of CFTKK as a kid

[gray parcel]

It’s def my number 1

Behind it is ds1

[merry bridge]

Do the sims games count as being over 100 bucks if we include the shameless amount of dlcs

[young cove]

starfield digital premium is ~$140 AUD :(

[gray parcel]

Then bloodborne

[magic narwhal]

Won’t be there Capcom revealed the lineup already like they usually do

[sinful flare]

yes i am going to pay 2300 TL for a game i will play for like 2 weeks

[tall juniper]

Over 500. Maybe 100

[young cove]

based takes

[magic narwhal]

There’s Dragon’s Dogma tho

[placid ether]

It's incomplete isn't it?

[merry bridge]

If I had my gamecube with me id play it again

[tall juniper]

I had it on Wii

[magic narwhal]

No, they like to clickbait people like that

[gray parcel]

Idk I’m a souls player and it’s just how much the game impacts me

[trim estuary]

Wait what is it

[merry bridge]

Wii can run gamecube games so its all good anyways

[magic narwhal]

The “and more” is never a major announcement or anything

[tall juniper]

Yee haw

[atomic sparrow]

Does the mods of the hollow knight reddit plan to permanently private the server?

[tall juniper]

No clue

[magic narwhal]

Ye

[trim estuary]

We are not associated with the Reddit and never will be

[young cove]

yeah for sure, ds3 is crazy good, i've never been able to play bloodborne because i don't own a ps4 smh, so i've been praying for a port every day

[placid ether]

Idk, 36 min for 3 games seems way too much. I have some hope.

[merry bridge]

Man thats something I miss about some of the older consoles the fact I could still play some of my games that were from older consoles to the newer ones

[twin bough]

£50 for the deluxe edition last i checked

[trim estuary]

Are you hoping for Silksong news at a Capcom showcase

[magic narwhal]

It’s Capcom, they’ll do extended looks at each of them

[trim estuary]

Is that like 70USD

[merry bridge]

I wish the switch allowed me to run my wii and gamecube games but thats asking too much for nintendo ig

[placid ether]

Monster Hunter

[twin bough]

I pray for resident evil

[runic carbon]

what time is it to be released?

[trim estuary]

Oh yeah they don’t make those games anymore

[magic narwhal]

Where would you like the disc drive

[placid ether]

They don't what

[twin bough]

No 60

[merry bridge]

Id love to have the ps games run all of the retro console ps games too..

[magic narwhal]

I too tell lies on the internet

[sacred stratus]

next MH game maybe?

[trim estuary]

Oh neat

[twin bough]

And thats for a deluxe edition

[tall juniper]

Imma go take a nap see y'all soon

[trim estuary]

It’s a lot of fun

[placid ether]

Paradise 🥳

[gray parcel]

Bloodborne takes the fast paced combat of ds3 and cranks it up to 11, hopefully there will be a port or a remaster soon

[twin bough]

I just said 4 hours ago

[sacred stratus]

it won't be called paradise

[velvet sentinel]

capcom showcase is literally at midnight for me

[sacred stratus]

these leaks about an open world MH game called paradise sound fake af

[twin bough]

Stay awake then lol

[placid ether]

I know, I know. But the project was called like that at some point i think

[magic narwhal]

It’s too early for new MH anyway

[velvet sentinel]

cant

[sinful flare]

GANGSTA'S PARADISE

[young cove]

it would be godly, one of the reasons i'm so hyped for silksong is because of how the combat looks much faster paced compared to hollow knight, i always think of them like ds1 and bloodborne, although that's a bit of a weird take lmao

[runic carbon]

I just check the steam and it didn't released on steam

[strong veldt]

Er, ds3, bb, sekiro, des/ds1....then ds2 is my order

[magic narwhal]

He was lying mate

[merry bridge]

I would pay extra money for a device on the switch that could run my older console games. Idk where, just as long if it functions. Ik its easier said then done but apart from emulation well yeah idk what to say

[velvet sentinel]

mh would be dope. If its not 70€

[sacred stratus]

https://youtu.be/6KvtfMPUunQ

[twin bough]

Remember yesterday when we all told you it wasnt releasing today

[velvet sentinel]

(Original)

[grand ferry]

great ace attorney 3 featuring sholmes herlock

[runic carbon]

so it's delayed alr

[placid ether]

MH6 will be 70$ if it's exclusive to next gen (which I hope it is)

[twin bough]

Messing with him because they asked yesterday and got the same response

[sacred stratus]

just emulate switch games honestly

[young cove]

yeah dude, a while ago

[gray parcel]

No no that’s a perfect comparison, ds1 made the genre, but Bloodborne defined it

[magic narwhal]

It’s been delayed for weeks now

[merry bridge]

Frosty i know

[sinful flare]

what

[velvet sentinel]

then atleast give it a juicy sale

[placid ether]

Why?

[merry bridge]

Im just pointing out how nintento hates emulation yet instead of trying to be reasonable they just be dicks about it

[velvet sentinel]

because i like money

[placid ether]

And so do devs

[strong veldt]

Ds1s bosses are just kinda mid which is why I have it on the lower end

[elfin yarrow]

Mh?

[young cove]

fuck i want silksong so bad man, i gotta play bloodborne sometime, sekiro too

[velvet sentinel]

if they make it a reasonable price more people will buy it

[placid ether]

6

[gray parcel]

Ds1 was fucking life changing for me tbh

[elfin yarrow]

What is it

Mh

[young cove]

i think ds1 bosses go super hard

[strong veldt]

The 1st half of ds1s areas were really good

[sacred stratus]

why do you think I am emulating the 3DS? they ain't gonna port 4U to switch or PC

[placid ether]

Monster Hunter 6

[elfin yarrow]

Ah

[magic narwhal]

I mean, it got GenU lol

[sacred stratus]

4U is really different

[strong veldt]

I just think the bosses for ds1 are arguably below mid when compared to elden ring, sekiro, and dark souls 3

[sinful flare]

is 4me?

[placid ether]

After playing World I really struggled to get back to the old MH formula

[sacred stratus]

saying 4U and GU are the same is like saying world and rise are the same

[velvet sentinel]

rise kinda sucked

[quiet token]

[sacred stratus]

Sunbreak is amazing get it

[quiet token]

shit thats any%

[magic narwhal]

World was fun till IB post game then it ground to a halt

[placid ether]

Rise was fun! But way less inmersive

[merry bridge]

I didnt even know until about an hour ago that you had a 3ds

[sinful flare]

smh

[magic narwhal]

Iceborne post game is awful I’m sorry

[placid ether]

I loved base World despite the investigations and deco farming

[velvet sentinel]

no. I dont have rise on pc and my switch makes games look ass

[merry bridge]

Wait is this planque store in quebec

[sonic hamlet]

Today's the day

[placid ether]

I have beaten base World like 6 times

[magic narwhal]

Yes

[floral cedar]

ok I will try infenrum again

[merry bridge]

Oh hell no its not worth it

[grand ferry]

ohno

[vale temple]

@ivory sluice so something like this?

[floral cedar]

why?

[placid ether]

I missed my boy Odogaron so much in Rise

[floral cedar]

infernum is really fun I just had burn out

most of infernum was easy lol

[placid ether]

I hunted so many Odogaron I loved the fight so much

[merry bridge]

Sof are you making a custom hk skin

[ivory sluice]

yeah bud filling colour with spray paint doesnt sim to fit your style

[uncut citrus]

Comf

[floral cedar]

the balancing sucks but the bosses are fun

[grand ferry]

seems quite difficult, is almost like calamity in its early days on par with SCal hit counter

[merry bridge]

'Eeves

[uncut citrus]

SOF i NT in exactly uhm

[vale temple]

no thats just me being incredibly lazy

[floral cedar]

infernum is mostly easy

[trim estuary]

Eevers are you alright

[grand ferry]

I saw a few infernum nohits and that really put me off a little

[floral cedar]

except for like 10 super hard bosses

[uncut citrus]

1:50h!!!

[vale temple]

reeves

[uncut citrus]

When I home!!!

[sonic hamlet]

Yeah?

[uncut citrus]

🏳️‍🌈

[magic narwhal]

Base World is fine and I really wanna like Iceborne, but the Guiding Lands

[floral cedar]

like the only hard bosses imo are king slime hivemind skeletron wof pbg polter old duke dog

[sonic hamlet]

Are you OK

[magic narwhal]

The Guiding Lands are the pits

[buoyant jay]

It’s been so long since silksong was announced that it’s website expired for a bit

[sonic hamlet]

Do you need help

[uncut citrus]

I was looking for an emote to react to your message and I saw this one and just tapped on it

[floral cedar]

the rest are super easy

[merry bridge]

Eeves

[grand ferry]

well i might have the skill issue

[vale temple]

im going to improve it later and show again

[uncut citrus]

🆙

[uncut citrus]

Yes, yes ‘Mu

[vale temple]

calamity is so easy i solo'd infernum with starter melee

[sonic hamlet]

Uhh

[grand ferry]

real

[merry bridge]

[trim estuary]

Why is the purple gray if I look at it from the right angle

[sonic hamlet]

I don't think reeves is ok

[ivory sluice]

because computer screens use rgb and if you look at it from an angle it all blends into gray

[merry bridge]

Reeves is reeves

[sonic hamlet]

Fair

[merry bridge]

Aka

A meanie

[sonic hamlet]

Bully

[vale temple]

meenee

[subtle flint]

rip reddit

[merry bridge]

Hi sam

[subtle flint]

hi emu

[sonic hamlet]

You're is are the be bully the me

[ivory sluice]

yeah i saw it went down

[floral cedar]

am I a friend?

[subtle flint]

good thing i dont use reddit 🥱

[sonic hamlet]

Redit

[subtle flint]

(im worse i use 4chan)

[twin bough]

HUH?

[charred pulsar]

[coarse leaf]

Reddit is a wasteland where all common sense goes to die

[hollow terrace]

We did it reddit nation

We beat capitalism

[uncut citrus]

It’s funny because I often let out actual information from stuff like this that you could figure out like if I react with 🏳️‍🌈to people asking if I’m okay, maybe it’s because it’s related because I’m very much okay because of the gay or the opposite, but this time I actually just saw the emote and thought it would be funny to click on it there is no hidden message

[sacred stratus]

I don't

[ivory sluice]

reddit army did not do it this time

[twin bough]

Gn

[sonic hamlet]

You the you are buly

[subtle flint]

gn simon

ill bully you

[sonic hamlet]

NO

[subtle flint]

jo :)

[twin bough]

I am

[uncut citrus]

Shut up you pathetic flightless bird

[sonic hamlet]

:(

[twin bough]

Gimme your lunch money punk

[trim estuary]

Night Simo

[full ledge]

Gts simo Gn

[sacred stratus]

@merry bridge I don't own a 3DS and it's hard to find one here let alone a physical copy of 4U since the esop is offline so I just downloaded citra, found a rom hack and started playing

[merry bridge]

Make me you oversized lamp

[sonic hamlet]

Nuh uh it's my lunch money

[uncut citrus]

Okay

[coarse leaf]

Nuh Uh

[subtle flint]

mfer probably eat max for lunch 🥱

[sacred stratus]

Reevy

[subtle flint]

BRO MAX IN MY TOWN HAS REMOVED THEIR SPICY CHICKEN BURGER AND IM FUCKING MAD ABOUT IT

THE BEST THING FROM THE ENTIRE PLACE IS JUST GONE

[uncut citrus]

Frostyyy

[twin bough]

What the fuck is max

[sonic hamlet]

Spicy chicken burger

[sonic hamlet]

Fr

[subtle flint]

max is a swedish fast food thing

[trim estuary]

Swedish KFC

[twin bough]

OH Wait yeah my bad

[subtle flint]

like mcdonalds but swedish

[twin bough]

I rember now

[sacred stratus]

how you doing my loyal cat

[subtle flint]

my fucking spicy chicken burger

[magic narwhal]

SFC

[sonic hamlet]

I love sweden

[gray parcel]

I love spicy chicken

[uncut citrus]

Am uh

[sonic hamlet]

OW MY EYES OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS

[subtle flint]

look at this beauty

[sonic hamlet]

AAAAAAHH

[subtle flint]

my love

[ivory sluice]

i'm gonna be making spicy chicken nugs tonight

[subtle flint]

[twin bough]

Holy shit im getting on the next flight to sweden

[gray parcel]

Im gonna have spicy orange chicken tonight

[ivory sluice]

for a movie night but i dont know what im gonna be watching

[subtle flint]

meetup

[twin bough]

Watch the lorax

[subtle flint]

watch the rock

[ivory sluice]

no

[twin bough]

Hell yeah

[sonic hamlet]

Watch uhhh

[twin bough]

Nuh uh

[ivory sluice]

i watched spiderverse 2 dont say it

[subtle flint]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117500/

[sacred stratus]

yes?

[subtle flint]

watch the rock

[twin bough]

Spiderverse 1

[subtle flint]

banger movie

[uncut citrus]

Yea?

[subtle flint]

when are you coming to sweden?

[ivory sluice]

im gonna watch this classic

[vale temple]

mom

[subtle flint]

im home alone

[uncut citrus]

yea?

[uncut citrus]

I’m NOT a good swimmer

[twin bough]

Skill issue im literally swimming there rn

[uncut citrus]

Swimming while typing isn’t easy also

[uncut citrus]

I am also but it’s taking days

[sage glade]

majima

[twin bough]

Swim better ❗❗❗

[steady pumice]

If reddit is gone forever, im kinda sad

[twin bough]

Wait reddit is gone!??!?!

IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[steady pumice]

Nope, its unable to load atm

[heady iron]

how else am I supposed to get my fill of terrible breaking bad memes

[twin bough]

Had my hopes up

[magic narwhal]

People are protesting the new API changes

[ivory rivet]

silk

[twin bough]

I gotchu

[floral cedar]

I will never forgive myself and hk

[steady pumice]

Today would have been silksong release date

But instead we got smthing unexpected, reddit death date

[languid linden]

Probably better

[twin bough]

A small price to pay for reddit death

[steady pumice]

Now imagine reddit and twitter going down the ship

i cant imagine tumblr being the next victim

[twin bough]

Oh no whatever will i do

[steady pumice]

but its gonna be a while before mastodon gets hit

good place for geniuses

[ivory sluice]

good

[coarse leaf]

thank god reddit is gone

[magic narwhal]

Oh no not….the social media plats I don’t really care about

[steady pumice]

https://twitter.com/OrdinaryGamers/status/1668271956074848258?s=20
So yeah

Mutahar (@OrdinaryGamers)

For this Reddit strike to work it has to be indefinite.

Giving them a window of 48 hours is stupid. They’ll just wait it out. Go full force and show them you actually want change.

Likes

105

Twitter · Jun 12, 2023, 3:00 PM

[wooden quest]

I agree

[ivory sluice]

its not even a strike the entire site is down

[twin bough]

Exactly lmao

[wooden quest]

Theres a lot of communities that arent

[coarse leaf]

War is overrrr (reddit is gone) (neckbeard platform)

[steady pumice]

subreddit moderators also have to make sure followers still have a space to post and view, imagine r/pics losing its historical images.

[twin bough]

😭😭😭

[steady pumice]

Hence the 48 hour instead of indefinite

But tbh i would have made it indefinite until reddit fixes itself

[sage glade]

how the hell is reddit itself down? lol

[ivory sluice]

if you go on the reddit site it's completly empty

[sage glade]

thats server issue

i don't get what they did/are doing but i don't see it ending well

[steady pumice]

i wonder why the server has to act up like that

[subtle flint]

they are protesting for reddit api changes

[steady pumice]

Backend users realizing theyve been working for a fool:

[eager creek]

Wait, what's going on with Reddit?

[steady pumice]

dies

[ivory sluice]

dead site

[subtle flint]

basically everyone is protesting against api changes

[twin bough]

Me no understand

[eager creek]

Lmao, sucks

[sage glade]

would be based

[quiet token]

[vale temple]

english only

[sage glade]

omg it's me

[vale temple]

hey guy

[twin bough]

You reference!?!?!?

[sage glade]

couch

[steady pumice]

Time to dig up spez's 10 year of activity on reddit

[gray parcel]

Buddy

[steady pumice]

Oh wait ppl already doin it

[sage glade]

he was a moderator of a subreddit i can't name here without getting muted so yeah

[quiet token]

couch is soffa in swedish

[steady pumice]

Internet is as fast as wikipedia

[exotic geyser]

Like sofa

[quiet token]

oh right i forgot

[twin bough]

Couch is couch in english

[sage glade]

[quiet token]

theres another word for couch in english too...

[vale temple]

....

[exotic geyser]

Yes, we call it big chair

[sage glade]

couch is lying down in french

[twin bough]

Long chair

[sage glade]

wide, not long

[quiet token]

wide is bred in swedish

[sacred stratus]

Sarah

[subtle flint]

i made some dumplings

[sage glade]

last time i'm asking
who the hell is earl grey

[subtle flint]

bred soffa

[twin bough]

Me

[sage glade]

oh reddit's back

[olive bobcat]

He's the tea guy

[twin bough]

I am earl grey

[formal iris]

Yo guys

[sage glade]

fuck you

[twin bough]

Yo

[twin bough]

:(

[sage glade]

all my homies hate earl grey

[floral cedar]

wow abyss broke gg

[exotic geyser]

Hi 🌼

[twin bough]

earl grey hates your homies

[sage glade]

https://tenor.com/bz72N.gif

[marsh ibex]

fried rice obtained

[quiet token]

damn i would be 33rd place

[marsh ibex]

only three demon souls were needed this time

[vapid verge]

Im so happy silksong is finally out

[floral cedar]

LMAO

[sage glade]

holy shit, submit it :O

[quiet token]

didnt record

[twin bough]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-jesse-pinkman-jesse-breaking-bad-breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-25709917

[magic narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/demons-souls-emote-happy-fromsoft-from-software-gif-22417913

I still have yet to finish a Souls game

Sekiro will probably be my first

[trim estuary]

😭😭😭😭

[trim estuary]

I should probably finish Sekiro

[gilded adder]

Wasn't the blackout meant to last a couple days?

[floral cedar]

I am not surprised at this point

[trim estuary]

Redditors can’t handle no Reddit for that long

[sage glade]

no like the reddit server itself went down for a sec, the subs are still blacked out

[gilded adder]

Ah, I see

[magic narwhal]

Picked it up the other day

[sage glade]

preplayed

that copy is worthless now

[magic narwhal]

Finding a new copy here is basically impossible

[trim estuary]

Wait is there Sekiro DLC

[gilded adder]

no

[sage glade]

nope, that's like picture book and shit

[magic narwhal]

Not really

[trim estuary]

Oh

[sage glade]

sad, are you against digital dls?

[magic narwhal]

Sekiro’s like the only Fromsoft game with no big expansion

[trim estuary]

Why’s the new Reddit API so bad anyway

[magic narwhal]

Not really I just prefer physical

[trim estuary]

What about the original Dark Souls with guns

[twin bough]

It bullied people (i dont actually know lol)

[magic narwhal]

But if I can’t get a physical day one I play digital until it arrives

[sage glade]

costs so high effectively no small program can use it

[sinful flare]

outrageous pricing

[subtle flint]

iirc they were forcing programs that used their api to pay 20 million a year to continue using it

[trim estuary]

Holy moly

[sage glade]

same thing what twitter did

[sinful flare]

actually "outrageous" is a fucking underestimation lol

[magic narwhal]

Twitter’s already burning tho

[sinful flare]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXRVRu-qWFU idk i watched this video

and there's protest going on lmao

[ivory sluice]

why is the minecraft guy talking about reddit

[sage glade]

same's gonna happen here :\

[subtle flint]

cus he uses reddit

[sage glade]

minecraft guy talks about reddit a lot

[sinful flare]

he has a subreddit

[violet path]

What happened to twitter this time

[magic narwhal]

Question: What do I go for next in ToTK?

[sage glade]

half of his content is reacting to reddit

[ivory sluice]

save the princess

[sinful flare]

wait am i supposed to be able to see dislike count
i dont remember

[ivory sluice]

9 BILLION LIKES

[trim estuary]

Don’t

[magic narwhal]

I have all armour, all legendary weapons, all || lightroots ||, all shrines, all || frogs || and story is done

[sage glade]

do you have the dislike showing browser plugin

[sinful flare]

yeah lmao

[violet path]

9 SILKTILLION LIKES 🤑

[ivory sluice]

play a better game

[trim estuary]

The Koroks now call to thee

[sage glade]

fy asking for then 💢

[sinful flare]

i forgot that youtube had disabled dislike count

[magic narwhal]

For Koroks I am not doing all 1,000

[trim estuary]

There’s only 900

[magic narwhal]

I am only doing enough to max inventory

[magic narwhal]

Not in ToTK

[trim estuary]

How are there MORE

[magic narwhal]

Because yes

[sinful flare]

typo btw when will you be free

[sage glade]

3 more days ✊

[sinful flare]

also parm i got an overclock for zhukov that made my ammos explode when i reload the weapon
but it fucks up ammo so bad that not even 5 minutes in i had half of my ammo gone

[sage glade]

hire pengguin

[velvet sentinel]

embeded detonators

[sage glade]

he can act as the bait

[ivory sluice]

penguin has it its good

[magic narwhal]

Plug-ins

[sinful flare]

exactly that one

[velvet sentinel]

i also have it

but thukov has no ammo even without ti

[sinful flare]

the weapon is so good tho the ammo is gone within 5 seconds

[sage glade]

never go full auto

[velvet sentinel]

what else are you supposed to do with zhukov

[quiet token]

fuller auto

[velvet sentinel]

thats like saying semi auto your minigun

[sage glade]

f2p heavies:

i'm kidding they don't do that
boomer f2p heavies:

[velvet sentinel]

gunner best class

[empty pilot]

Wow I can't believe silksong comes out later today

[sinful flare]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyC-F_7QXtk

[ivory sluice]

i want wizard with a gun full game the demo is so good

[nimble radish]

is it? I can't figure it out

[ivory sluice]

what can you not figure out

i played throught the demo 3 times and each time i found something new

[half gale]

I would like to play the demo again

[ivory sluice]

then do

[half gale]

I would try to kill Dave over and over again at the very beginning of the demo

[sage glade]

@gray parcel
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/839309563819458601/1117833816682287144/20230603_145439.jpg

[jolly island]

that’s not full auto!
that’s not full auto??
this is!
A-10 warthog

[trim estuary]

TRUE

[jolly island]

really called his texan ass out

[gray parcel]

[trim estuary]

wait we got 3 texan ss-disc regulars what

[sage glade]

more like asking for confirmation..

[ivory sluice]

but me want now 😔

[jolly island]

if you guys remember the showcase back in march i think……? don’t quote me. they were reading chat and trying to ignore every single silksong comment which was like, all of them.

it was hilarious

[burnt topaz]

[sage glade]

aren't you british??

[ivory sluice]

people wouldnt talk about their ads otherwise, free marketing

[burnt topaz]

dont tell me what i am

[jolly island]

although some of the other comments were a little childish. people were acting like animals cuz they didn’t get silkson

[magic narwhal]

It was basically the same as everyone asking for BoTW2 news before we got the gameplay trailer

[trim estuary]

no amina, i was talking about me, myself and i

[gray parcel]

[gray parcel]

They just aren’t patient

[burnt topaz]

yeeshaw man

better than most events

[jolly island]

game come out when game come out.

end of point

[sinful flare]

successor to chainsaw man

[gray parcel]

Like if you’re that bored and get a gym membership, then you’ll be jacked by the time it comes out

[magic narwhal]

ToTK took 6 years this is nothing

[jolly island]

silly brain, 1% hollow knight, 9% dark souls, 90% gym

[sage glade]

zelda has like 45 games you can play while waiting

i guess that's why there's such a difference in patience

[sinful flare]

45 of them are not silksong

[trim estuary]

We will be playing Hyrule Warriors (Wii U)

[jolly island]

can’t argue with that

[magic narwhal]

But none are like BOTW and def don’t attract the same crowd usually

[jolly island]

halligan

[sage glade]

hmm makes sense, i'm not knowledgeable on zelda at all

[magic narwhal]

Age of Calamity infuriates me mildly lol

[trim estuary]

Why

It’s fun (and canon)

[gray parcel]

Real

That’s basically my life

[jolly island]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-dancing-husky-funny-gif-14085100

[magic narwhal]

….No, the egg can go away with his plot armour bs lol

[warped nacelle]

Age of calamity does not tempt me at all even though I enjoy Zelda games a lot

[trim estuary]

I only play Age of Calamity for the music

[opaque sigil]

it's not really a zelda game but it is fun

[warped nacelle]

That type of game in general ig

[hollow terrace]

Imagine a reality

[jolly island]

done

[warped nacelle]

Where Window isn't a shark

[burnt topaz]

age of calamity is alright, i never finished it

[gray parcel]

4 systems vs 5000

This is gonna take me forever

[sage glade]

silly i have to post it
i have to post the gif

[gray parcel]

Yes

[lone crown]

Window isn’t a shark in this reality

[gray parcel]

Do it

[hollow terrace]

Where we didn’t have gameplay and just had this promo for 4 years

[trim estuary]

Only 50 staff uses huh

What a shame

[lone crown]

Imagine a reality where they never revealed the game at all

Until day of release

Or a release trailer

[gray parcel]

All I need to do is get their planets to T1

[sage glade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/163382741491122176/1038910739311767662/F628B2D3-B400-4BFE-A178-EACC06929B76.gif

[gray parcel]

I used the staff of life to kill their home world tho

[burnt topaz]

this is the part in the story where we get taken to another universe where this is real and the world is a wasteland and we learn to be grateful for what we have

[gray parcel]

Ants vs grox

[lone crown]

SPORE MY BELOVED

[gray parcel]

Im playing it rn

[sage glade]

do the trees have eyes??

[gray parcel]

Yes

[hollow terrace]

Why couldn’t we be like spiderman fans with this photo being the only promo material news articles use

[sage glade]

WTF

[cunning geode]

MOTHERFUCKIN GROX

[hollow terrace]

well I think that’s just stinky

[delicate viper]

hey everyone

[gray parcel]

Ugh it’s gonna take me forever to kill them

[cunning geode]

are you telling me we don't live in the shadow universe???

[violet quartz]

so goys sry to interrupt but is there any official release date for ss?

[cunning geode]

nope

[trim estuary]

Stop then

[obtuse glacier]

shadow cowboy money gang
we love shootin' n lootin' 🔫

[cunning geode]

this could genuinely take you months

[obtuse glacier]

Idk what cowboys do

[cunning geode]

herd cattle

[delicate viper]

[obtuse glacier]

Thats dumb

[jolly island]

being grateful for what we have is an impossible feat for most

[cunning geode]

hollywood agrees with you

[gray parcel]

[hollow terrace]

Just like real life, we couldn’t perceive alien signals saying hello

[cunning geode]

damn thats so true

[delicate viper]

i can

[gray parcel]

I need the badge tho

There can only be 1 super empire in this galaxy

[cunning geode]

so your name is alien and your avatar is a husky... oh fuck

[trim estuary]

Are you even logged into Spore servers

[hollow terrace]

HELLO SHOT THEYRE JOHN CARPENTER

[trim estuary]

THEY SHOT JOHN CARPENTER???

[coarse leaf]

my cat keeps licking my toes dawg

😭

she wont stop bro

[gray parcel]

Nope

[subtle flint]

THE CATSR JUST LIKE ME BRO YOOOO

[coarse leaf]

WHAT

[subtle flint]

mb wrong server

[gray parcel]

I don’t have an EA account

[subtle flint]

[opal dew]

TURN ON THE TV THEY SHOT JOHN CARPTENER!!!!!!!!

[lone crown]

The fuck did I jusr witnesss

[trim estuary]

Your badges don’t even save then

[trim estuary]

THEY WHAT?????

[coarse leaf]

what happened

[opal dew]

doesnt matter which channel just turn on the tv 😭

[gray parcel]

Who’s John carpenter

[coarse leaf]

BRO JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED

[burnt topaz]

they could not be clearer

[opal dew]

hes repsonsible of the thing iirc

[hollow terrace]

Im clear as a window

[coarse leaf]

So hes dead or just shot?

[lone crown]

Window is unironically an enigma

[trim estuary]

We know nothing about Window other than that he’s a shark

[hollow terrace]

Thanks…….?

[lone crown]

Enigma

[opal dew]

hes not actually shot im just galsighting (joker said i couldnt spread misinformation so i should probably stop)

[jade canopy]

The fact that there is an achievement to kill them is absolutely cursed

I wonder if there is a speedrun of it hmmmm

[coarse leaf]

i fucking hate u

[opal dew]

:3

[trim estuary]

Spread misinfo on Mosscord instead

[opal dew]

real

[hollow terrace]

Dw john carpenter been dead since last year

[trim estuary]

What happened 😭

[gray parcel]

I just love conquering worlds cuz they have perfect conditions

[lone crown]

Define perfect conditions

[sinful flare]

SQUID GAMES

[jolly island]

britain moment

https://tenor.com/view/justin-fish-uk-fish-teeth-fish-justin-discord-justin-fish-pokemon-gif-22340848

british fish

[lone crown]

Brits be colonizing places with spices yet their food is still ass

[gray parcel]

Real

[burnt topaz]

true..

[gray parcel]

They just wanted it

[jolly island]

british people getting ready to raid countries for spices and not use a single one of them

[shell yacht]

war for spices then they go and boil a steak

[lone crown]

They didn’t even fucking use the spices other than selling 😭

[coarse leaf]

mf british people eat UNSEASONED CHICKEN

[jolly island]

[lone crown]

Least disgusting UK dish

[dapper granite]

iconic, innit

[jolly island]

i am the least patriotic person until someone not from america insults america. maybe not canadians, they’re cool.

[ivory sluice]

clicked on a link and saw this

[sinful flare]

Le fishe au bread

[shell yacht]

innit is just british for desu

[jolly island]

beans on toast innit

[trim estuary]

Cooperative sandbox survival game with spellcrafting….

[dapper granite]

and the they add a ton of vinegar on top

[lone crown]

UK bruh what is your plan here

[jolly island]

this has to be satire

[trim estuary]

Sausage

[burnt topaz]

i dont even eat that so i have no idea

[shell yacht]

WHYS THE SAISAGE WHOLE

[gray swift]

no, i think thats a toad in the hole

[twin bough]

We do?

[shell yacht]

thats almost a proper dish

[lone crown]

Its sausage baked IN bread, just thrown in there 💀

[burnt topaz]

would go so much nicer with mince instead of sausage

[gray swift]

they're not that bad actually

[dapper granite]

clearly you've never met a british person

[sage glade]

what are these

[jolly island]

there’s british people 👍 and then there’s british people……

[shell yacht]

thats bread? nvm

[twin bough]

Pastry but close

[coarse leaf]

Yeah

[dapper granite]

exactly

[burnt topaz]

like bread bread? or like yorkshire pudding

[gray swift]

quite literally yorkshire pudding yeah

[ivory sluice]

imagine don't starve but you have an ak-47 that shoots lightning

[burnt topaz]

oh well thats not even bread then,