sk-discussion

[grim forge]

all of that is so recognizable 😭

[obtuse spire]

sounds about right

[stone oxide]

thats crazy are you so young you’re violating discord tos?

[wary imp]

Where's my indie farming games xbox

[hot rampart]

It's like
you're actually speaking a foreign language

[fleet temple]

Ah, person 3
my favourite people

[tardy orbit]

Pretty major stuff yeah. But some people aren’t on the internet much

[grim forge]

and the rest of the stuff is a lot of new ip from very big studios

[knotty relic]

Mods ban this underage fool

[languid linden]

I recognize starfield, forza, Star Wars, cyberpunk, payday I think, flight simulator, I know dune ofc but I didn’t know they had games, fallout, cities skylines, persona, yakuza (that’s yakuza right), and overwatch

[hollow terrace]

This isn’t indie aimirite folks

[grim forge]

you are oh yeah forza too

[stone oxide]

Blizzard small indie studio

[olive bobcat]

Overwatch 3 will feature Overwatch 2 gameplay

[inland ravine]

Who is that

[knotty relic]

I didn’t see the outlaw thing did it look good

[hot rampart]

im only 4 years older than the TOS break age

[wary imp]

Nah it is

[grim forge]

he's my favorite he is my bestie,,,,

[shell yacht]

/ban @knotty relic umderage

[merry bridge]

what

[olive bobcat]

mads gets it

[grim forge]

delete that pls

[knotty relic]

2099 you HATE me anyway I KNOW you want me gone

[stone oxide]

Wow powdered h2o..

[inland ravine]

Emu

[merry bridge]

hi aluo

[olive bobcat]

Hi Emu

[hot rampart]

you're so great water

[languid linden]

Oh and I know sea of thieves

[merry bridge]

Hi jobless

[grim forge]

fuck you for posting an unspoilered spider fuck youur entire life

[wary imp]

I have no idea what conversation is going on right now

[merry bridge]

[knotty relic]

CAP they tried to get me BANNED that’s not good

[obtuse spire]

https://tenor.com/view/tobey-maguire-spider-man-dance-nice-gif-14997395

[hot rampart]

apparently im illiterate in games?

[fossil dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/pikmin-red-pikmin-jumpscare-gif-25220099

[hot rampart]

what the fuck is that thing

[grim forge]

also phoebee how are you 17 and not heard of like half of this or at least the studios making some of it

[wary imp]

I don't blame you
I don't know half those games

[languid linden]

Yeah these are like pretty big franchises

[grim forge]

PHOEBEE THAT'S A PIKMIN TF YOU MEAN

[fleet temple]

steve

[olive bobcat]

Phoebee's 17?

[languid linden]

How

[hot rampart]

A PICK ME?!!?!?!?

[knotty relic]

Phoebe you have to be joking bro

[hot rampart]

Yes

[wary imp]

Wait
Phoebee
How do you not know pikmin

[grim forge]

https://tenor.com/view/pikmin-cute-running-gif-14760107

[olive bobcat]

I thought you were like 14 I'm sorry

[grim forge]

these little guys

[obtuse spire]

smash bros reference

[hot rampart]

Who you callin bro 👩

[stone oxide]

You’re trolling

[knotty relic]

Phoebe have you heard of Hollow Knigjt

[hot rampart]

Dude idk!

[knotty relic]

Sorry my dudette

[grim forge]

true i don't believe this

[stone oxide]

I have decided

[languid linden]

No shot you don’t know pikmin

[fleet temple]

Pikmin is the greatest thing to happen since pikmin

[wary imp]

How do you not know star wars

[olive bobcat]

Yo chat you wanna hear a banger

[knotty relic]

Ye

[hot rampart]

What genre of thing are these little dudes

[grim forge]

rts

[hot rampart]

like plant or animal or what

[obtuse spire]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-spongebob-get-in-angry-mad-gif-16564380

[wary imp]

Phoebee are you trolling

[olive bobcat]

Gimme a sec to get it

[fleet temple]

yes

[tardy orbit]

It’s like Starcraft but less sweaty

[grim forge]

they're a first party game from nintendo phoebee

and a new game comes out in a month

[hot rampart]

WHAT?!?!?

[obtuse spire]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-its-okay-rocky-you-go-when-you-feel-like-it-gif-21084732

[grim forge]

there's no way you haven't heard

[hollow terrace]

My fellow Gamers

[knotty relic]

Olimar from@smash bros?

[grim forge]

you're literally fucking gaslighting

[silver oak]

you've literally never seen pikmin ever?

[olive bobcat]

Shut up Natasha I do not care that you are a doctor

[uncut citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/pikmin-red-pikmin-jumpscare-gif-25220099

[chilly nexus]

omg window news?

[hollow terrace]

we need to make droids hot

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/7_QydNXI_ok

[obtuse spire]

https://tenor.com/view/jebaited-low-quality-bait-wavy-man-gif-26402013

[knotty relic]

I’m a robot and im@hot

[languid linden]

Good think lucasfilm games did that

[merry bridge]

Annie thats a terrible pfp

[stone oxide]

droids are already hot

[languid linden]

Commando in a trench coat my beloved

[wary imp]

Battle droids?

[grim forge]

it's captain olimar

[merry bridge]

Meowskulls better shut up

[grim forge]

glad i have another meowskulls fan

[merry bridge]

[languid linden]

Wait phoebe can you look at the image and tell me how many of these you know

[fossil dawn]

I once had a girlfriend who wanted matching anime pfps I dodged a bullet..relationship did not last long

[grim forge]

i'm making that droid my pfp he's so cool

[chilly nexus]

I only know pikmin from smash bros

[charred surge]

I love pikmin, pikmin 2 was such a memorable aesthetic,,,,

[fossil dawn]

Same

[knotty relic]

He’s a tin robot yall

[hollow terrace]

im saying you all should commission artists for more droid is space cowboy drip

Oops

[grim forge]

you are fucked up and crazy

[cunning geode]

window is this robot making you bi-curious

[hollow terrace]

Didn’t mean to reply

[fossil dawn]

I wanna play Pikmin 4 despite never even playing 1 singular Pikmin game ever in my life

[grim forge]

if i had money i would commision art of just this robot

[chilly nexus]

omg a new one joins the queer side? 👀

[olive bobcat]

https://twitter.com/ultimashadowx/status/1667687943928967171?s=46&t=1oDjmwFQwp6pVr3jPa-X9A

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[obtuse spire]

I didn't know about half the characters of the smash roster before playing it

[chilly nexus]

same

I was like "what is fire emblem" "what's a pikmin?"

[languid linden]

When are they gonna add Donald Duck to smash

[chilly nexus]

"what's that earth logo game?"

[fossil dawn]

Mother

[olive bobcat]

Mario

[languid linden]

Isn’t Donald Duck canonically busted

[obtuse spire]

no, this is Patrick!

[grim forge]

yes

[chilly nexus]

I put quotes cuz I ofc know what they are now 😭

[eager creek]

I open discord and see people talking about the star wars droid being hot??

[languid linden]

Cause he used some super powerful spell in kingdom hearts or smth

[chilly nexus]

window's botsexual

[eager creek]

I mean, fair enough

[languid linden]

So is lando

[fossil dawn]

Man the reveals for smash were great except 1

[olive bobcat]

Window be like "when are they gonna make the Star Wars droids hot"
My guy did you not watch Rogue One??

[fossil dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/byleth-gif-23884572

[knotty relic]

Katamari >

[obtuse spire]

that name sounds like vomit

[eager creek]

The droids have always been hot idk what people are on about

[fossil dawn]

We could have had Dante from Dmc

[hot rampart]

What kinda name is pikmin.
are they all named pikmin? is it a family name?

[obtuse spire]

I'm still not familiar with the final fantasy characters

[hollow terrace]

The inclusion of it being tall with a hunch plus it’s uneven belt is so cool

[knotty relic]

R2D2 🫣

[obtuse spire]

there's something so generic about them

[cunning geode]

no im on your side here dont worry

[grim forge]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-the-clone-wars-battle-droid-robot-gif-16432915

[grim forge]

genuinely so right window

[hollow terrace]

The uneven belt is the Victoria era of showing an ankle, oh my

[languid linden]

Damn commandos are 6’3

[eager creek]

So true

[fossil dawn]

Tomorrow we will see if we get a blog post tomorrow gn guys

[grim forge]

the loose belt with the pistol hanging off is just perfect

[languid linden]

KX droids are 7’1 holy shit

[eager creek]

Idk, you could say I have a type (I am aroace and have never been genuinely attracted to anything)

[grim forge]

apparently the game is open world so if i am not able to take this droid whatever their name is on me as my companion in every quest i will scream

[eager creek]

Wait it's open world? Oh that's sick

[languid linden]

I hope the droid gets to use a sword at some point

[hot rampart]

Im at the doctors rn

[languid linden]

The Star Wars criminal underworld really intrigues me

[grim forge]

first open world star wars game which feels wild to say

[hot rampart]

I haven't been in like 3 years 💀

[obtuse spire]

such primitive technology

[hollow terrace]

Fucked up reality there isn’t an game or show following the pov of a battledroid

[languid linden]

I want to see how the syndicates interact

[grim forge]

true

[eager creek]

I know, we've been asking for one forever. Now I'm even more hyped

[languid linden]

Especially taking into account the wholeass war that Crimson Dawn set off

[obtuse spire]

battledroids don't have plot armor anyway

[eager creek]

Cause they die almost immediately

[grim forge]

praying to GOD we do not join the rebellion in this game i just wanna do my own thing 😭

[obtuse spire]

^

[hot rampart]

brb im goin in for a scan

[languid linden]

Like because of Qi’ra the Hutts were significantly weakened

[obtuse spire]

the lack of a game/show with a battledroid pov is actually quite the opposite of fucked up

we are in a perfect world

[grim forge]

it releases next year

so i'm fine with that

[languid linden]

Also Crimson Dawn was like everywhere

They infiltrated the top levels of the Black Sun

[grim forge]

they did the same thing with jedi survivor too. just a cinematic reveal trailer with a release date for the next year and that game was really good

so not worried at all

[eager creek]

That's fair. There's quite a bit of stuff in SWs that isn't touched on much cause it's not related to the immediate jedi vs sith plot or used as plot devices

[languid linden]

And also the Empire

[grim forge]

just hope this game isn;t horribly optimized 😭

[hollow terrace]

I love star wars lore!!!!!!!! Everything connects back to luke skywalker!!!!!!!

[olive bobcat]

Battlefront 2 properly portrayed the POV of a battle droid during the Clone Wars: getting cut down quick by a hero

[grim forge]

it takes place between empire and returns btw

[obtuse spire]

some brutal expectations you got there

[languid linden]

There’s also a major crime syndicate called like the Crimorah or smth that we know very little about I think

[languid linden]

Idr if that’s after Crimson Dawn fucked shit up or not

Crimson Dawn had a bigass fleet byw

[grim forge]

was crimson dawn in solo

[olive bobcat]

Yeah

[languid linden]

Yeah but they’re really important in the comics

[eager creek]

I don't remember a bunch of the extra SW lore stuff, not that it doesn't interest me, there's just so much I get way too overwhelmed when I try to look into any of it

[olive bobcat]

Proud of Solo for kickstarting the Star Wars franchise

[hot rampart]

@grim forge Hey so
remember how i don't know games

[grim forge]

yes

[languid linden]

Qi’ra basically said “fuck the sith” and had a huge plan to kill them

Sorry I’m rambling

[hot rampart]

Well i've been in the doctors office while having this conversation
and i just went into a scan and the doctor said there might be signs i have Selective amnesia so

[grim forge]

what the fucjk

[hot rampart]

maybe i do know what a pikman is

[languid linden]

Oh okay so you do know pikmin

[hot rampart]

actually im tired of this bit im dropping it now

i do know games

[hollow terrace]

???

[hot rampart]

i have been gaslighting

[eager creek]

What?

[high hedge]

Luke or Anakin🤔

[languid linden]

Wait

[silver oak]

https://tenor.com/view/jebaited-low-quality-bait-wavy-man-gif-26402013

[languid linden]

So do you know pikmin or not

[hot rampart]

I know pikmin

[languid linden]

Okay

Do you actually have selective amnesia

[hot rampart]

no

that was part of the lie
i just did it poorly

[hollow terrace]

If I said Anakin I would dig at darth vader and frankly I like that bit not things connecting back to Luke

[languid linden]

Okay cool

[hot rampart]

i do like the quote "What kinda name is pikmin.
are they all named pikmin? is it a family name?" though
that was funny

[high hedge]

You selectively forgot you have selective amnesia

[hot rampart]

NO NO NO NO NO NO
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

[languid linden]

Why is my tongue spicy

[high hedge]

Stroke

[languid linden]

And my lip

[grim forge]

yeah

worst bit ever cooked

[languid linden]

I haven’t eaten anything in an hour

[eager creek]

Allergy?

[hot rampart]

It was funny for a while

[eager creek]

Oh, idk

[hot rampart]

like when i didn't know what pikmin was

[languid linden]

I did have crushed red pepper earlier today so it’s probably that

[eager creek]

Maybe

[languid linden]

But idk why it’s being spicy now

Oh okay it’s probably cause I just brushed my teeth

[hot rampart]

I used to be allergic to grass

[eager creek]

Lmao yea, maybe

[languid linden]

I think it was stuck in my teeth and then it got out and spicied my tongue and lip

[high hedge]

?whois @hot rampart

[white sail]

PhoeBee#3883

@hot rampart

Joined

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ID: 304920214422945792 · Jun 12, 2023, 4:43 AM

[jolly island]

???????

[eager creek]

I have a dust allergy, which is awful living in an arid desert

[fleet temple]

Wait Phoebee actually knows what a pikperson is???

[hot rampart]

WHO ARREEE YOU

[hot rampart]

Yes

[hollow terrace]

Fordo tasted salt 😔😔😔😔😭😭😭

[chilly nexus]

?whois window

[white sail]

Window#1307

@hollow terrace

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ID: 334751802572537857 · Jun 12, 2023, 4:43 AM

[high hedge]

Did it start April 21st, 2017

[indigo nymph]

?whois deeznuts

[white sail]

deeznuts#9995

@silver hornet

Joined

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ID: 892193371433598986 · Jun 12, 2023, 4:43 AM

[chilly nexus]

wait did that just @ the mods

[olive bobcat]

Star Wars fans when Blingo Bigslig is actually connected to Luke because he bumped into him in a bar 17 years ago, leading him down the path he follows today

[eager creek]

That's so specific

[high hedge]

I am a Blingo stan

[hollow terrace]

To scare everyone, yes

[eager creek]

YEAA

[hot rampart]

HGAHAHAHAH
it didn't even fully occur to me what i said until just now
but im being real i was allergic to grass.
like it would make me REALLY itchy.
it was when i was younger though

[sacred stratus]

Star Wars fans when Disney introduces yet another Jedi after order 66 that is perfectly capable of saving the galaxy but didn’t

[hollow terrace]

To be honest, it doesn’t ping unless you’re actually pinging the user

[olive bobcat]

I hate this trend so much

[chilly nexus]

ah nice nice

[languid linden]

My spice tolerance isnt that low

[high hedge]

I knew a few kids like that

[languid linden]

It’s perfectly bearable I was just confused

[hot rampart]

I didn't know any kids when i was a kid

[chilly nexus]

?whois wilbo

[white sail]

wilbow#0

@dusky spade

Joined

Sun, Apr 18, 2021 2:39 AM

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ID: 360898151168737300 · Jun 12, 2023, 4:45 AM

[chilly nexus]

wrong one

[languid linden]

Especially cause I had the crushed red pepper like 4 hours ago

[chilly nexus]

?whois plok rocks

[white sail]

wilbo#2948

@light blade

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ID: 266869608462417920 · Jun 12, 2023, 4:45 AM

[hot rampart]

i don't think i interacted with a child until i started public school

[uncut citrus]

I think that’s specifically what they’re trying to figure out

[olive bobcat]

"Order 66 didn't kill all the Jedi that's why the Inquisitors were there" do you understand how devastating Order 66 was though

[sacred stratus]

Yeah it’s annoying just make awesome Jedi during another preiod there is no shortage of cool eras in SW

[chilly nexus]

omg team cherry gets no special powers?????

?whois benji

[white sail]

ade#1359

@grave kayak

Joined

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ID: 777331702305390642 · Jun 12, 2023, 4:46 AM

[chilly nexus]

?whois simo

[white sail]

simo#0

@charred pulsar

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ID: 135255524114563072 · Jun 12, 2023, 4:46 AM

[hot rampart]

I wasn't even like
isolated or anything
i just didn't come into contact with them

[fleet temple]

Well how else are they gonna make forced Disney+ spinoffs

[sacred stratus]

Well you got a point they need to somehow use existing characters to sell

[indigo nymph]

omg simo please delete this server

[hollow terrace]

Make multiple andor like series

[eager creek]

I'm ugh.. I can't say I'm fine with the JEDI after order 66 thing, probably just slightly less annoyed than most others. I am getting sick of it though. I just like the silly space franchise

[steady sage]

hoi chat!!!

[eager creek]

Jesus christ autocorrect please

[steady sage]

what new now?

[sacred stratus]

I really think they should focus on less explored eras

[chilly nexus]

we have info on admin vs mod powers (and team cherry has no powers)

[hot rampart]

Im talking about how i didn't know children were real until i saw one in school

[indigo nymph]

disn ey when they realize there are other planets in the starwars universe other than tatooine

[languid linden]

The pre-TPM era could be interesting if done right

[olive bobcat]

I'm very excited for Andor season 2 to see how Cassian and K2 meet

[steady sage]

that sounds terrifying

[high hedge]

Wrong!! More Star Wars Visions please

[sacred stratus]

When is it gonna release?

[olive bobcat]

No clue

[steady sage]

earlier today, i finished this dumb drawing i was doing

[hot rampart]

it's exaggerated
but mostly true

[eager creek]

Disney making another desert planet "Look!! It's not Tatooine!! We know planets other than that!!"

[olive bobcat]

Like Jakku!!!!

[eager creek]

SO TRUE I love Visions so much

[sacred stratus]

Tatooine is not really interesting tbh

[high hedge]

Make a tv show on the salt planet

[olive bobcat]

I know Leia has some Crait lore

[hollow terrace]

Tatooine was not really interesting which was the point!

[olive bobcat]

The book not the arc in the Obi Wan show

[sacred stratus]

Wow desert crime planet it’s not like we had Arrakis in fucking 1968 that was the same concept

Just give us more unique planets

[high hedge]

Like a planet thats all forest

[olive bobcat]

Does Andor visit any previously seen planets, actually

[high hedge]

Or a planet thats all water

Or a planet thats all city

[olive bobcat]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5QV3ujT4Jwn9OmP8iSEbS3?si=sYCTJSpTRu-AnYHNUgb6IA

[graceful beacon]

a planet thats all sky

[sacred stratus]

Just wait till the Mandalorian shows up in Andor to boost sales

[steady sage]

all air, no land or water?

[eager creek]

I want a planet that actually has diverse biomes, like doesn't Naboo have multiple biomes?? Stop giving planets a single gimick

[graceful beacon]

all air, and clouds

[hot rampart]

I fucking hate the starwars franchise for this stuff

also how almost EVERY alien species we see is sentient

[steady sage]

no man's land?

[olive bobcat]

Andor would never betray us like that

[high hedge]

Gas giant😔

[eager creek]

A gas giant

[graceful beacon]

maby with some thunder and stuff

[hot rampart]

Sentience should be MUCH more rare in the starwars universe!
i want to see more critters and less people!!!!

[graceful beacon]

in different areas

[sacred stratus]

Well most of the designs originate in the 70s where Aliens in media were like this

[olive bobcat]

I think the only planet in Andor we'd seen previously was Coruscant

[graceful beacon]

dont ask how the thunder came to be it just did

[indigo nymph]

IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THE AUDIO OF WIND WAKER LINK SAYING THIS FOR LIKE A WEEK

[high hedge]

(You see the sentient ones more because they actually involve themselves in stories)

[sacred stratus]

It’s actually really interesting I suggest you guys read sci fi books from the 70s

[steady sage]

Link never said "hoi"

[olive bobcat]

Btw can we discuss how fucking good the prison arc was in Andor

[sacred stratus]

It was

[hot rampart]

They weren't doing anything new
pff. Starwars is unoriginal

[olive bobcat]

Goddd that One Way Out scene was good

[indigo nymph]

he did i have a distinct memory of link saying hoi at some point

[olive bobcat]

Imma send it again lemme find it

[sacred stratus]

Me escaping University:

[eager creek]

I never actually finished Andor I am so sorry I am sure it was incredible, from what I've seen it was certainly great, I just never finished and then forgot to :[

[olive bobcat]

Peak Star Wars:
https://youtu.be/If0e38KOdu8

[hot rampart]

The stories in starwars are BAD
It's all POLITICS
I don't care about your damn space war!

SHOW ME THE CRITTERS

[eager creek]

So true I love loth cats

[sacred stratus]

Oh wow I forgot Andor had more than 10 episodes that’s rare for a show these days

[hot rampart]

You are my antithesis.

[eager creek]

I have a dumb loth cat plushie I found at target one day

[eager creek]

Sucks

[steady sage]

i played a little bit of Wind Waker, and i don't remember hearing Link say "hoi" as much as i remember them saying "hyah"

[wary imp]

I love bloody noses

[graceful beacon]

when are they going to discover biblically accurate otherwordly entities in star wars

[wary imp]

I'm having a third one in one day

[hot rampart]

I want lizard planet!

where everything is lizards
and there are no people!

[graceful beacon]

what they eating

[wary imp]

Lizards

[hot rampart]

lizards

[graceful beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-stare-stare-animal-funny-gif-21869355

they can eat their own tail its fineeeee

[hot rampart]

Lizard plampt

[eager creek]

He's so silly goofy

[wary imp]

I gotta send this to wax

[indigo nymph]

hyah is his attacking sound but theres this cutscene that i am CERTAIN he says it

[steady sage]

Link or it didn't happen lmao

[indigo nymph]

IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND IT IM GOING INSANE IT HAPPENED

[shell yacht]

beedle yells hoi

[steady sage]

that's not the Link i am looking for

[shell yacht]

u mandelad urself

[graceful beacon]

remember when link went meow

10/10 stealth mission

[indigo nymph]

i found a 2 hour and 19 minute video of every cutscene and dialogue in the game

[eager creek]

I have never played a loz game, I was a pokemon Nintendo kid instead, and I started Botw like, 3 weeks ago and still haven't finished

[indigo nymph]

if its not here ill replay the whole game again

[steady sage]

you are misinterpreting, i am looking for a Link!!!

[indigo nymph]

the wind waker link?

[shell yacht]

a link between websites

[steady sage]

and here i was thinking i was being obvious

[shell yacht]

[olive bobcat]

This scene was also gold, especially when the guy gets decked with a brick
https://youtu.be/TaKrm5txGCQ

[steady sage]

turns out, i am more obscure with what i am saying than i think i am

[indigo nymph]

no

no

no

it better not have been his sister

[steady sage]

...let's move on from trying to find the hoi!!!

[quartz yew]

A baby!!!!

[shell yacht]

beedle i tell ya

[indigo nymph]

[sacred stratus]

Aluomorg try not to call an Andor scene gold challenge

[steady sage]

d*mn, it's really quiet here

[hybrid dune]

silksong tmrw 🔥🔥

[indigo nymph]

🔥🔥🔥 im so excited

[real kettle]

Everyone here has lost their minds A LONG time ago I see

[steady sage]

we all lost our minds

[indigo nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-insane-gif-21702784

[hot rampart]

I do not support domesticated mammals

[steady sage]

:(

[hot rampart]

I only support reptiles, birds, bugs, amphibians, and thats every animal

Oh and i guess some fish are cool

Snails and stuff those are cool

[hot rampart]

Invertebrates as a collective actually

[digital glen]

thats my contribution for ssdisc today, bye

[hot rampart]

Also anything with only 2 legs

Cause wyverns have only two legs and thats sick

Additionally, anything with NO LEGS is also cool

...there are MANY ways i could go with a message like this.
And you would enjoy NONE of them

[sacred stratus]

Bruh

Alright I’ll just delete it then

[hot rampart]

It's for the best

[sacred stratus]

Was just making fun of humans being mammals

[hot rampart]

Anyways

I like deer as well. They can stay

Foxes and all them

I think rabbits are too close to being pets

Horses are OUT

We're getting rid of those

All the aquatic mammals are good, they're groovy

I think in replacement for dogs we'll have sharks.
They want kisses all the time and will want to give us kisses

[tulip edge]

Narwhals

[pulsar knoll]

Should i play hades before school

[steady sage]

do what you want before school

except anything objectively bad

[pulsar knoll]

Ill shoot someone

With my watergun

[hot rampart]

Mental disability what classification of animal are you

[pulsar knoll]

All of em

[hot rampart]

Like whats your scientific name dude

[smoky nebula]

Hello silkies

[pulsar knoll]

Hmmm

Im a anteater

https://tenor.com/view/tamandua-anteater-not-a-pet-gif-26464957

[smoky nebula]

what kind of anteater

[cloud yew]

Anteater is not the scientific name lmao

[smoky nebula]

we need species here

[pulsar knoll]

Idk anything about anteaters

[smoky nebula]

are you a giant anteater? Myrmecophaga tridactyla?

[hot rampart]

I was gonna say something like okay so that's definitely removed from the list but anteaters are really cool and i like them a lot

[pulsar knoll]

The anteater that plays among us

And trashes on fortnite

[indigo nymph]

sus scrofa domesticus

[pulsar knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/anteater-southern-tamandua-cute-t-pose-animal-gif-24807270

[cloud yew]

I made up a bullshit scientific name for my pet bird and made a little plaque for the outside of his cage so it looks like hes a zoo exhibit

[pulsar knoll]

Average moss W

[steady sage]

i have done more drawing now

i think i am starting to get a feel for my "style"

[pulsar knoll]

Show me!

[steady sage]

one of them is kinda cute and cursed, the other is just sad

and don't ask about my Goat wearing a skirt, i just remember someone telling me to draw a female Goat, and i drew an alternative

[hot rampart]

Wear the sad one

You're sad

[steady sage]

i am sad

[hot rampart]

It's okay goat.

I hope you feel better

[steady sage]

anyways

what new today?

[pulsar knoll]

No news

But i got to hades in hades yesterday

And i died

[steady sage]

don't worry, you'll be able to beat him eventually

[obtuse glacier]

wdym you got to hades??? Don't you play as hades??!?!

[pulsar knoll]

No you play as zagerus hades child

[steady sage]

i only beat him on my first try because i had a build that allowed me to tank the entire fight without using a death defiance

[pulsar knoll]

You are trying to escape the underworld but your fathet wont let you

[obtuse glacier]

I thought the final boss was Bophades

[pulsar knoll]

Who thr fuck is bophades

[jagged bolt]

[grand ferry]

true

[obtuse glacier]

[grand ferry]

bouldy + hades

[pulsar knoll]

I have watched like 4 videos about greek mythology im pretty much an expert

[jagged bolt]

I actually can't

pear just say it already

[obtuse glacier]

But you don't seem to know who Bophades is

[pulsar knoll]

The boulder from the start merged with hades but this is not real

[obtuse glacier]

bophades nuts

[pulsar knoll]

[jagged bolt]

[obtuse glacier]

What the fuck are you even talking about here

[pulsar knoll]

Idk simon said it

[steady sage]

i remember my first win of Hades on PC, it was wild that it took so few attempts

for context, it took me i believe 20-something attempts on Switch

[pulsar knoll]

I threw water all over my pants fuck

[graceful beacon]

pick it up then

[steady sage]

i know how that feels

i remember one time i accidentally burned my right index finger because of improper handling of a soldering tool in computer science and engineering class back in high school

i was not happy, to put it lightly

[pulsar knoll]

Its ok i have my jeans

[pulsar knoll]

[hot rampart]

"You're breathing manually" "you're blinking manually"

It's all fun and games until you're pumping your blood manually

[high hedge]

You don’t?

[uncut citrus]

Phoebee i’ll make you sleep manually if you don’t go soon..

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/jo-jo-jjba-part3-heart-gif-21839788

[pulsar knoll]

🫀

[hot rampart]

I haven't done my talk show yet though :{

[ivory sluice]

I have to constantly be turning a crank on my back to pump my blood

[high hedge]

That was a mirage

Mass hysteria

Weather balloons

[uncut citrus]

You have 50min until class because apparently now class starts 50min later on Monday but half the class didn’t know

[steady sage]

to put it lightly, the game was delayed

[hot rampart]

Okay im gonna do my show now

[solid yew]

Ik

[steady sage]

to put it heavily, the game was delayed by an indeterminate amount

[uncut citrus]

[solid yew]

...

[steady sage]

to put incredibly heavily, the game was delayed by an indeterminate amount and we have no clue when the game will release because we don't have enough information about when the game could come out

[high hedge]

2024 is the year of the silk

[hot rampart]

Howdy folks! And welcome back to my show! Now. Im sure you all know by now what we do. So lets hear it for my show!

[solid yew]

._________________.

[uncut citrus]

[pulsar knoll]

WAIT WHEN IS SILKSONG COMING OUT AS GAY?

[high hedge]

Unfortunately 2025 is the year of the song

[steady sage]

show me your show :3

[hot rampart]

That's right folks, it's

PHOEBE'S NIGHTMARE COUNTDOWN!!!!!

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hollow-knight-hollowknight-silksong-hornet-hollowknight-hornet-gif-20680421

[pulsar knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-silksong-lace-silksong-hornet-lace-hornet-gif-21296228

[high hedge]

Real

[steady sage]

i will continue to create Goat stickers that represent my thoughts

[sacred stratus]

Reevy

[hot rampart]

Today, we'll be starting at nightmare scenario number 10, and as we go through the weeks we'll count down until we hit the most nightmarish scenarios yet!

[high hedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/901199704887541780/1058145975727816864/album_2022-12-29_22-12-50.gif

[steady sage]

the only deviation i made in that regard was with Goat_Skirt

[pulsar knoll]

Nom nom

[uncut citrus]

Hi Frosty

[steady sage]

also, hoi Reeves!!!

[sacred stratus]

I’m learning how to completely hack people’s computers

[uncut citrus]

Hoi Goat!

[merry bridge]

Reeves

[sacred stratus]

University report on EternalBlue

[uncut citrus]

That’s way cooler than what I’m doing

[uncut citrus]

‘Mu

[sacred stratus]

It’s ok I’m not gonna even try to do it

It’s patched anyways

[steady sage]

hoi Emu!!!

[merry bridge]

You have the name

[hot rampart]

So lets get right into it, and hear it from our girl in the skin suit! MEEEEEE

[pulsar knoll]

Real

[merry bridge]

Hi randy

[sacred stratus]

I just need to understand how it works

Emu

[pulsar knoll]

Hi phobee

[rain lodge]

Howdy me! Im so glad to be on your show tonight

[hot rampart]

Always a pleasure me!

[pulsar knoll]

Tell us a joke

[merry bridge]

Frosty

[rain lodge]

Today i have for you guys the number 10 nightmare scenario

[uncut citrus]

Oka- oh you meant

[pulsar knoll]

22

[rain lodge]

and i know you guys have all been waiting for this, so without further ado, here it is

[uncut citrus]

That’s so nice of you!!

[pulsar knoll]

[merry bridge]

Pleasure

Moment

[uncut citrus]

You’re my number 4 in nightmare scenario

[hot rampart]

Hahaha classic joke from the audience but please refrain from talking during the show

[sacred stratus]

Why is your slugcat RGB?

[pulsar knoll]

What am i in your scenarios

[rain lodge]

Nightmare scenario number 10 iiiiiss:

You're transgender.

[pulsar knoll]

Thats poggers

Anyway i go bye

[rain lodge]

But wait! it gets worse

in this nightmare scenario, you have a romantic partner...

scary i know...

AND THEN!

They leave you for someone with your deadname

[kindred pewter]

that shti would break me nahh

[merry bridge]

Idk what that is

[rain lodge]

THAT WRAPS UP OUR NIGHTMARE SCENARIO NUMBER 10!!!!!!!

[kindred pewter]

actually, today, I had a nightmare

[hot rampart]

Thank you so much for hosting!

[merry bridge]

Zaza

[kindred pewter]

omg hi emu!

[hot rampart]

Always great to have you on our show you little shit 😄

[ivory sluice]

Wtf pride slugcat

[kindred pewter]

it was about me, being with my love, walking around, and all of a sudden, some gladioturs jump on me, kill me and my love, burn the city. Somehow I had a nightmare about vinland saga

[merry bridge]

Liquid cheese

[hot rampart]

AND THAT DOES IT FOR TONIGHTS PHOEBE SHOOOOWWWW!!!!

[uncut citrus]

[hot rampart]

Be sure to tune in tomorrow night to hear phoebe's nightmare scenario number 9!

[uncut citrus]

Okay now you go sleepy

[hot rampart]

That's all for now folks, unhowdy!!!

[uncut citrus]

Also, Emu you should update your « about me »

[merry bridge]

Its eepy stoopi- uh I mean uh

Eepy time...

[hot rampart]

But do i?

[merry bridge]

Oh yeah the about me

[hot rampart]

Do i REALLY?

[merry bridge]

I always forget that

[uncut citrus]

Yeah you do

[uncut citrus]

Yes

[hot rampart]

Make me.
You CAN'T

[uncut citrus]

Omw

[merry bridge]

I had it as my about me for at least 2 weeks

Heh....

[hot rampart]

You have no control over me reeves

[merry bridge]

Uh pheobee dont

[charred surge]

Wait, reeve is no longer sherma? An interesting development

[hot rampart]

What?

[merry bridge]

Just uh dont, take advice from me

[ivory sluice]

It's fine

[hot rampart]

No no no
What does this mean

[merry bridge]

Youll make it a whole lot easier on yourself

[uncut citrus]

:patpat:

[charred surge]

That’s one spicy milk and cereal bowl

[uncut citrus]

That’s what it means

[merry bridge]

Be quiet

[uncut citrus]

Shut up you flightless bird

[hot rampart]

Well see now...

Now i kind of want to

[merry bridge]

[hot rampart]

Cause i want to see what happens

[merry bridge]

Its rude to say shut up

[charred surge]

Reeve what caused you to abandon sherma in favor of a life of crime in the form of gang activity 🎤

[hot rampart]

Uh oh im finding out what happe s

[uncut citrus]

Shut up

[merry bridge]

You will have regrets

[merry bridge]

Meanie

[hot rampart]

I mean
Not so far

[merry bridge]

We will see

[hot rampart]

Reeves hasn't come to 3812 cypress avenue goldridge california yet

[uncut citrus]

This is but a temporary change you see, I’ll go back to a classic Reev pfp soon enough

[steady sage]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shut-up-gif-25699987

[merry bridge]

Ew california

[uncut citrus]

That’s what you think

[merry bridge]

Almost as bad as france

[hot rampart]

Agree. I hate it here

[steady sage]

i've been to California before

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[charred surge]

Erm, fallout reference?? (I have never played fallout)

[steady sage]

i believe i was 13 when i was last there, and long story short, my parents forgot to bring sunscreen, so when i returned to boarding school i was completely sunburned

i was not happy

[kindred pewter]

people have told me that california is like india, but more expensive. I have no idea if it's true or not

[merry bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-tf2-team-fortress-tf-demoman-gif-21098351

[hot rampart]

It's appearantly breaking news in the UK when it hits 86 degrees

[high hedge]

That’s a lot!!

[charred surge]

Celsius, Kelvin, or Fahrenheit

[graceful beacon]

it has never hit 86 degrees waht the heck i live in the uk

[cerulean sable]

god i hate overwatch

[graceful beacon]

we would all be DEAD

[kindred pewter]

no way Ultrakill hits 86 degrees??!?! (im unfunny)

[uncut citrus]

Send the gif Taco, the gif!

[high hedge]

Making fun of you for not specifying Fahrenheit

[hot rampart]

Last week it was 94f and i walked around for 5 hours in the sun.

[kindred pewter]

blud lives in Ultrakill

[merry bridge]

Imagine pre ordering overwatch 2

[cerulean sable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/816306195500498974/1100092235413979237/caption.gif

[steady sage]

enlighten me on why, plz. i never played Overwatch before.

[charred surge]

In an overwatch player way or a tf2 player way

[graceful beacon]

i have to be ready to parry

[cerulean sable]

i just dont like it

i dont like the judicial system either

[kindred pewter]

keep that cybergrind grind 💪

[uncut citrus]

Thank you

[indigo nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/wide-vibe-gif-25771999

[graceful beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/vibe-rabbit-dance-bunny-vibe-twitch-gif-25518131

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bnuuy-steals-your-bunny-steals-your-bnuuy-gif-26209043

[cerulean sable]

bunnies are now banned from this server

[merry bridge]

Ok so basically guys

[high hedge]

What about bnuies

[merry bridge]

Goodnight

[charred surge]

What about hares

[high hedge]

Goodnight Emu

[chilly nexus]

picking up bunnies like that is animal cruelty

[cerulean sable]

them too

[steady sage]

:(

[cerulean sable]

so lets get down to why
the game i need is unreleased right now

[chilly nexus]

they think a bird is carrying them away to eat them and the fear can send them into cardiac arrest ngl

[graceful beacon]

nOOOOOOOOOO

[charred surge]

Jackelope gang still thrivin’

[smoky nebula]

ello unsilks

[steady sage]

goat night, Emu!!!

[cerulean sable]

so lets just wait a while
the game i need is unreleased right now

[high hedge]

Battle Brothers 2?

[chilly nexus]

gotta cradle them from underneath

[cerulean sable]

TREU

[graceful beacon]

because the game is gonna have 15+ DLC

ON RELEASE

[sacred stratus]

Give it back :(

[smoky nebula]

want or need

[chilly nexus]

Let's guess Silksong's storage size

[sacred stratus]

Gn Emu

[high hedge]

Sorry Bunnies are banned now

[chilly nexus]

imma say 11GB

[high hedge]

It can never be returned

[charred surge]

What about bunnies made of pure metal

[graceful beacon]

23GB

[high hedge]

Ttacco we need clarification

[smoky nebula]

what about bunnies with dynamite strapped to them?

[charred surge]

Oh wait that says sorry not soft, apologies

[chilly nexus]

ngl that would've been my second guess

[steady sage]

:(

[graceful beacon]

assuming the game is gonna be like 2x bigger

[kindred pewter]

God I hate twitter, I only use twitter because of posts from foekoe

[steady sage]

i was Bunny Goat before waaaaa

[graceful beacon]

with all those enemies too

like there is a LOT more enemies

[smoky nebula]

But you are bunny goat no longer

[charred surge]

What is a foekoe

[smoky nebula]

Rejoice in your lack of hare like traits

[steady sage]

okay :(

[smoky nebula]

Sorry

[kindred pewter]

Foekoe is like IGN but actually good and reviews games properly god I love me some foekoe

[graceful beacon]

just dont go to kotaku

[charred surge]

I don’t really read ign either so good for you, or my condolences, whichever is most appropriate

[steady sage]

after what happened between kotaku and TotK, i took your word before you said anything

[graceful beacon]

🫡

[uncut citrus]

[graceful beacon]

finally

[grim forge]

sha'

[steady sage]

shaw-ha-ha!

[grim forge]

stupid korok bitch

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-grandpa-save-uncle-grandpa-lego-troc5-angry-bfdi-gif-15465887

[half gale]

So, I didn't understand. Are there any chances that before June 13 ( inclusive ) will we still get the information? The fact that Cherry was not shown the game yesterday by the way was of course sad:( But I 'm resigned !!!!! And now I'm waiting for her with renewed vigor, because who am I? Right! The bug😎

[cerulean sable]

what

yo umust be destroyed

[grim forge]

what do you mean

[plucky stag]

happy d-day

it has been 365 days since the xbox games fest silksong trailer

[night tulip]

Guh

[graceful beacon]

lets go sonic 2 sprites in mania this feels illegal

[half gale]

I mean, I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SEE SOME NEWS ON JUNE 13) And it doesn't matter what it will be! Therefore, I do not lose hope

[cunning geode]

it'll likely not happen

but who really knows

🍋

[onyx harness]

Team cherry

[sage glade]

reddit is so fucking barren now

[sonic hamlet]

I destroyed my friend at wii sports bowling yesterday

Ignore the miis

7 strikes let's goo

[sage glade]

ignore the miis..

[formal iris]

Capcom are gonna reveal silksong’s release date of course

[cerulean sable]

for Silksong discussion, let us analyze lyrics

ok lyric of the day is

[sage glade]

"i'm waking up"

[sonic hamlet]

Yeah

We named them "mistake" and "failure"

I'll let you figure out which ones which

[sage glade]

seems pretty on brand for you

like the goofy emojis

[sonic hamlet]

Yeah

I have a lot of strange miis

[cerulean sable]

"Like as a child I was so dismissive of the baked potato 'til I tried that shit. Now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato"

now i think this is interesting because the singer is showing his inner turmoils in this phrase

[silver oak]

I think it means children suck

[sonic hamlet]

Inner turmoils with baked potato?

[cerulean sable]

ofc

[sonic hamlet]

Why did they bake glados

[cerulean sable]

glados is now banend

[sonic hamlet]

Aw ok

[sacred stratus]

I ran out of milk

[ivory sluice]

You're eating corn

[sacred stratus]

Yes

[ivory sluice]

Today i had toast with cottage cheese for breakfast and ran out of black pepper so i used cayenne

[sacred stratus]

Healthy breakfast. My diet is shit

[uncut citrus]

Frosty flakes

[sage glade]

dead chat

[uncut citrus]

Typo go french imo

[delicate flare]

Gooooooooooooood morning gamers!!

[cerulean sable]

should crush it and add water

adds to the 13th century immersion

eating bland cornmeal '

[sacred stratus]

they don't exist here actually

most cereal here is produced in Israel (hence it's shit)

[cerulean sable]

also i hate how breakfast cereals has gaslighted everyone into thinking to start your breakfast with cereals

most commercial cereals are loaded with sugar

[sacred stratus]

these are cornflakes and they barely have any sugar

I still like them but I prefer a more healthy breakfast

[cerulean sable]

ahhh thats good then

im talking the big commercial stuff like coco crunch

[sacred stratus]

that shit is trash ngl

[cerulean sable]

theres a brand of chocolate milk drinks being advertised here really hard called Milo before

"Better start your day with Milo" cuz its drank by atheletes and shit

turns out a fucking cup of it on water exceeds your daily sugar allowance

[sacred stratus]

least misleading TV ad

my family bought an automatic vaccum cleaner (the small one that drives around the house and cleans)
well on TV they praised how good the AI was but in reality it was dogshit

[charred surge]

Oh I think I’ve heard of this before, or something similar, maybe in Malaysia or the Philippines or maybe just the general SEA area

[sacred stratus]

the robot couldn't understand my room has a small stair you need to go up to enter. stair was too high for him to cross but too low for him to detect it

so it kept banging itself against it

[charred surge]

You mean people buy roombas for reasons other than taping knives to them?

[sacred stratus]

tape a glock to it

[cerulean sable]

yup yup Philippines, they advertised it here so hard back in the late 2000s

MILO ENERGY
MILO EVERYDAY

fuck you goddamn corpos and your gaslighting

[sacred stratus]

Ttaco is filipino 😳

[cerulean sable]

unfortunately

[charred surge]

Does it taste good at least

[cerulean sable]

YEAH those fucking ads are made to make you buy shit you dont actually need

yeah it tastes good

then again its a chocolate drink

[charred surge]

Still shocked at jollibees spaghetti smh my head

[cerulean sable]

hard to fuck it up

[sacred stratus]

apple vision pro

[cerulean sable]

i like jollibees spaghetti but im not eating that shit daily

[sacred stratus]

actually most of the phone industry is like this. you do not need the new technology it's a waste of 1K dollars

[cerulean sable]

i swear this country's obsession with putting sugar ever- oh wait America has that issue too

[sacred stratus]

is it just me or is an iPhone 7 or smt at this level is all a person needs really

you don't need more than that

[charred surge]

American here, I suppose we’re not alone in our goddamn addiction

[sacred stratus]

people called me American again 😭 it's like the 4th time

[charred surge]

I have no idea how I manage to stay as lean as I am with the absolute trash I consume

[sacred stratus]

I DO NOT HAVE A FUCKING AMERICAN ACCENT

[cerulean sable]

yeah i heard US puts so much sugar and their food and they serve it in large portions

a single fastfood meal nets you around 1000 calories already

[sacred stratus]

and then they complain about obesity issues

[charred surge]

Tbh large portions are arguably a part of the culture but it would be fine it people weren’t having those same portions for FUCKING PILES OF SUGAR goddamn, one time I ordered a small slushee at a movie theater and that thing was like half the size of my head at least

[cerulean sable]

and on average males should take 1500 and females at 1200 calories at the minimum

honestly the biggest eye opener for me is probably watching those old style century cooking videos and appreciating just how fucking hard food is to come by to. its my main motivator too like, "these guys only ate this much or sometimes just bread and water everyday and their 'feast' portion is literally what i eat everyday, why the fuck am i eating so much?"

[cerulean sable]

the slushees yeah, those things are like calorie bombs

[cerulean sable]

happens

gonna shill this channel but its really good, but it became my eye opener of how much people eat back then https://youtu.be/27zqFKa1YbE?t=117

[half gale]

he sits, talks about calories and plays silksong.

[charred surge]

Mfw when I add a single egg to my ramen and nothing else

[cerulean sable]

like look at the final result for the afformentioned feast
boiled beans, a single slice of bread, some apple pudding and a fried and im like, goddamn i fucking eat more than that much ON A SINGLE SERVING

[cerulean sable]

TRUE

once you pass the intial hurdle of fucking munching on those food then it becomes easier to control yourself because youre not addicted to sugar, but unfortunately we just have so much fastfood available to us right now

[charred surge]

Tbh I might prefer an actual apple but idk maybe the pudding’s fine

[cerulean sable]

i dont blame the average joe of just wanting to eat, go home and fucking sleep

[cerulean sable]

god i fucking hate silskong

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-crying-walter-dying-gif-20964719

[cerulean sable]

tbf it looks good, he kneads a the dough then just puts the apple inside it and honestly it looks amazing

then again i havent really tried foods that uses apple in stews or what not, but a lot of older recipes like Roman ones have them

[coral jacinth]

Guys I got a whole 3 hours of sleep compared to my usual 2 hours (I have insomnia)

[cerulean sable]

mood

[charred surge]

Tbh a hamburger that’s proper homemade rather than fast food truly is the shit, prolly not too much healthier since the sugar is, like, fucking everywhere, but goddamn it feels good so I’d like to think it’s slightly healthier.

[coral jacinth]

I'm probably gonna ask my parents for some melatonin or something cause this is the second week of this happening now

[charred surge]

Simply attack a brick to a rope with comedic timing above your bed for effective strategies for getting to sleep (for legal reasons, my lawyer has asked me to specify that you don’t actually do this).

[coral jacinth]

Pog gonna try this now

[cerulean sable]

yeah on its own a burger isnt bad, but you have the be one who makes it because fastfood loves putting so much sodium on it

also the oil they use

[coral jacinth]

Me when I go to bed at a reasonable time but wake up at 12 am

[half gale]

heh... The same person who played it for 1000 hours, went through all the endings, opened all the achievements and even completed the boss rush. And now he's tired of him

[cerulean sable]

you can try melatonin, though make sure to check it out first

i try not to get too relied on them

[charred surge]

The one thing I can be smug about then is that every time I have specifically a hamburger it’s homemade

[cerulean sable]

based

[coral jacinth]

Ah the stuff I took before worked so I'm probably just gonna take the same shit 🗿

[cerulean sable]

thats fair

[coral jacinth]

Reason I waited this long is cause my parents insisted it was cause we just moved I think 2 months ago so my sleep schedule was all over the place

I also have a terrible memory

[analog vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/dawn-majora-finalday-gif-9607331

[coarse leaf]

Silksong was the friends we made along the way

[analog vortex]

Gn chat

[coral jacinth]

Gn

[charred surge]

Damn it now I want borger

[cerulean sable]

do it

[patent aspen]

the final day of what

[keen blaze]

•●• shadow wizard money gang is typing...
has a certain threatening aura to it.

[patent aspen]

true

[keen blaze]

[tawdry igloo]

Lol

[sinful flare]

gn

[tawdry igloo]

Did the Xbox event thingy of June happen yet?

Or is that tomorrow

[patent aspen]

it happened

[tawdry igloo]

Or is there another one later

[tawdry igloo]

Hahahahaha

ofc no news

Oh welp

[patent aspen]

obviously

[sinful flare]

i mean the release window got deconfirmed quite a bit ago

[patent aspen]

i've run out of ideas for when we could get news so i am going to try my hardest to forget silksong exists

[exotic geyser]

there is an extended showcase a couple of days later i think feelspkman

[sinful flare]

oh i never heard about this

oh right i remember you

[patent aspen]

best case scenario is that they say smth later this month or next month and we get a q3 2023 release date but like that is incredibly wishful thinking on my part tbh

[sinful flare]

idk to me the game should be pretty much complete

[graceful beacon]

yea its wishful but not impossible

[sinful flare]

maybe they're looking for critical bugs and polishing

[patent aspen]

i'm sure there are quite a few bugs

[tawdry igloo]

Aha, lol. I’ve grown as a person, I no longer care as much as I used to for a game. But it would be nice if they released it LOL

[exotic geyser]

critical bugs

[patent aspen]

(laugh)

[molten void]

I think we will get some news somewhere at q3/4 of this year

[graceful beacon]

in silksong you will be able to beat 300% of the game confirmed!111!!

[sinful flare]

https://tenor.com/view/themaster-mafioso-smoking-cigar-old-man-gif-23467325

[light inlet]

Dang i was about to make homemade smash burgers today

[graceful beacon]

imagine how fluid silksong speedruns finna be

[tawdry igloo]

I want these skrimps

[fathom marsh]

silksong will be released any second now
any second

[exotic geyser]

very blue, so azure

[fathom marsh]

team cherry were lying

[tawdry igloo]

LOL

[sinful flare]

silksong could release at literally any second you're right

[tawdry igloo]

Blue bolts, or blue steel. They get mixed up so easily

[sinful flare]

we just dont know which second that is
nor does team cherry know

[modest night]

Omg....

[tawdry igloo]

Team cherry should just release some spoilers like characters or some lil enemies, some new stuff to keep everyone like, hyped I don’t understand why they won’t

[charred surge]

Homemade borger

[patent aspen]

ok my line of thought is that i don't think we're getting anything too much later this year
they were at least somewhat confident in a 1st half 2023 release date, to the point where they soft confirmed it and had to state that they weren't going to be able to hit it
so like something incredibly fucked would've had to happen to push the planned release date too far back

[sinful flare]

kid named silksong trailer

[charred surge]

They’s blue ‼️

[sinful flare]

it has quite a bit of info which kept the channel for a very long time

[coral jacinth]

Overwatch season 6 looks good but they made a lot of players quit recently from the bullshit they pulled 💀

[sinful flare]

W

[tawdry igloo]

stupid skrimps. Die if you don’t use ro water 💀💀 weak asf

[tawdry igloo]

Ik, I’m so excited to get em

[modest night]

Has the Xbox live thing happened yet

[coral jacinth]

They're adding a new gamemode that actually looks good

[sinful flare]

i think it did

[tawdry igloo]

Yeah Alol

[sinful flare]

idk i dont play overwatch

[coral jacinth]

Think of capture points in TF2 but both sides can capture them

[modest night]

It's ok guys now we can simply look forward to TGA, again

[tawdry igloo]

Everyone go build a house on bloxburg

That’s what I do when I’m sad

[coral jacinth]

It's gonna be based on a large map (according to blizzard) with three capture points that open up one after the other and teams have to compete to capture them

[sinful flare]

idk but you probably can't punch your bullets

[light inlet]

we eat today
Collect INGREDIENTS by striking enemies.
Once enough INGREDIENTS are collected
Hold 🅰️
to focus INGREDIENTS and MAKE BORGIR

[coral jacinth]

Unfortunate truth 😔

[sinful flare]

ngl ive been considering to try out games like tf2

but tf2 has a fuckload of bots

[charred surge]

Hungry Beings, these recipes are for you alone.

[light inlet]

That one ||nazi ||that will be in every lobby you enter:

[coral jacinth]

I think it's okay just has a bot problem and the way the aiming works just feels off to me I can't explain iy

[sinful flare]

this is how CHEF will be played as in risk of rain returns

[sinful flare]

oh yeah the shotgun is real funny with bullet spread

ive heard so many people rant about that lmao

[coral jacinth]

It's just all guns in general, I think it's cause they don't have recoil so it just feels off

It's pretty much the first game I played without recoil iirc

[sinful flare]

weird

[grand ferry]

bullet spread 💀

[coral jacinth]

Idk maybe it does have recoil but it just looks weird to me

[sinful flare]

nah i dont remember tf2 having recoil at all

[coral jacinth]

I love having a shitty memory

[sinful flare]

fr fr ong 🤝

[coral jacinth]

Ah yeah guess that's it then

[sinful flare]

my memory lasts no longer than 5 seconds

[coral jacinth]

I'm literally a goldfish

[sinful flare]

🐟

[coral jacinth]

🦞

[tall juniper]

Among us

[sinful flare]

https://tenor.com/view/the-skeleton-appears-skeleton-lobster-speech-bubble-skeleton-appears-gif-24818768

[vale temple]

gg kaan

[sinful flare]

FUCK IVE BEEN SKELETONED BY THE SKELETON

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THIS WAS AIN THE GIFS TAB I JUST FOUND IT AND POSTED IT

[coral jacinth]

Blud chose the wrong gif

[tall juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-skill-issue-comically-large-spoon-spoon-gif-22697060

[coral jacinth]

I need a mythic junkrat skin ong

[graceful beacon]

the lego bastion skin is 🔥

[coral jacinth]

I wish I got it 😔

[tall juniper]

Ewverwatch

[coral jacinth]

Beaverwatch

[coral jacinth]

Nah fr how I feel about it but I still play 💀

[sinful flare]

it's so joeverwatch

[coral jacinth]

It's not overwatch it's Underobservation

[tall juniper]

[formal skiff]

you guys thik silksing releasing this year

[tall juniper]

Yeah it is. Give it time

[nimble radish]

greater altitude timepiece

[cerulean sable]

SILKSONG WILL ADD PIKE UNITS

[coral jacinth]

This year has 24 months btw

[formal skiff]

whats pike units

[nimble radish]

units to measure pikes

[tall juniper]

What month were you born in
Personally I'm a Silkember baby

[nimble radish]

this is 1 pike long

[formal skiff]

to scale

[coral jacinth]

I was born in ultramemkillber

[tall juniper]

Finaltemfantasyber

[nimble radish]

1000 pikes is a killerpike

[tall juniper]

Kilopike

[nimble radish]

NO

[tall juniper]

How much is a gigapike

[nimble radish]

pike units don't go that big

[tall juniper]

Megapike?

[coral jacinth]

I need Clancy brown to va foxy in the FNAF movie but that probably won't happen 💀

[tall juniper]

Hank Anderson Clancy or Mr Krabs Clancy

[coral jacinth]

Mr crabs

[tall juniper]

Imagine Hank as foxy

"FREDDY YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE"

[coral jacinth]

Nah lmfao 🗿

[nimble radish]

I don't expect the amanaimtronics to need much diolaogn anyway

[tall juniper]

Chris Pratt voices Bonnie

[coral jacinth]

They won't need any tbh but they might get some idk

[vale temple]

silksong should add roguelite mode
so u can restart the game with a super bazooka

[tall juniper]

Silksong should add microtransactions

[coral jacinth]

I want all my favorite games to become roguelikes (there is no good reason I'm just addicted to roguelikes)

[tall juniper]

Play the original Rogue

[nimble radish]

I'm sure games have gotten a lot better since original rogue

[tall juniper]

The ms dos game

[coral jacinth]

Nah games haven't changed at all since Mario and until the last of us

[tall juniper]

No it went down 📉📉📉

[coral jacinth]

I'm gonna be fr I'm surprised how good the last of us tv show is when they said shit like that 🗿

I still need to finish it though lmfao

[tall juniper]

YEAH THE LAST OF US WAS TRANSLATED PERFECTLY TO TV

Season 2 better not follow Part 2 to the letter though I prefer to enjoy things I like

[sinful flare]

damn who was the last of y'all

[tall juniper]

Me