sk-discussion

[ivory sluice]

One time i drank 5 bottles of milk and almost died

[marsh ibex]

You’d die after a week

[limpid nebula]

Is the radiance British or French?

[surreal remnant]

hopefully neither

[limpid nebula]

Hopefully

[echo sable]

Yes, the world's madness will pass within the 10 years

[lone crown]

I can understand a cup but a LITER?

[limpid nebula]

I drink like a glass of chocolate milk on some days

[patent aspen]

Silk

[sinful flare]

this assumes that the radiance is EITHER BRITISH or FRENCH

[ivory sluice]

Yes, often more

[coarse leaf]

I didnt say the rules yet
The infection will be completely deleted after the 10 years
You just have to suffer

[lone crown]

Stay away from me

Dairy Devil

[ivory sluice]

My bones are unbreakable

[coarse leaf]

omg scp 096

[limpid nebula]

The question could be phrased better, but I am trying to ask if she is any of the two options, or a normal person

[ivory sluice]

My bones are also very elongated i got some long ass limbs

[coral jacinth]

the radience is a sim

[ivory sluice]

Consequence of milk addicition

[smoky nebula]

How far down do your arms reach along your legs

[limpid nebula]

My hands nearly reach my knees

[ivory sluice]

You can word it as "is radiance either british or french"

[smoky nebula]

I hate milk but also have long arms

[gray parcel]

Milk taste good tho

[smoky nebula]

But it doesn't

[ivory sluice]

Tip of my fingers can almost touch my knee

Is that long idk

[limpid nebula]

I don’t like base milk, but I do like chocolate milk

[smoky nebula]

Middle joint of middle finger touches my knee for me

[ivory sluice]

That's long

[pulsar knoll]

hi gamers

[ivory sluice]

But my legs are long too so knee is further away it balances things out

[pulsar knoll]

choco sticks hit diffrent

[gray parcel]

Nuh uh

[smoky nebula]

My arms are about as long as a guy I know who's 6'2

[smoky nebula]

It's a matter of perspective

[ivory sluice]

I'm 6'5

[pulsar knoll]

I'm 1'2

[smoky nebula]

5'10~5'11

[sinful flare]

i have 2 feet

[pulsar knoll]

I have

I dont live in america smh

[smoky nebula]

Most clothing that properly fits me the sleeves are too short

[pulsar knoll]

also i dont know my height 🥹

[ivory sluice]

Same

[limpid nebula]

I’m 5’7

[smoky nebula]

Use the good units
You must

[fallow cypress]

?

[full rune]

I'm zaliant

[pulsar knoll]

The interval units suck

Metric is so much better

[smoky nebula]

Such a short not kitty cat

[ivory sluice]

I was saying same to this

[smoky nebula]

I thought you were joker

[fallow cypress]

why are people talking about height?

[pulsar knoll]

Nah i thought zal was peppino

[coral jacinth]

Find it funny how it's called standard measurement when most of the world uses metric

[smoky nebula]

We started at long limbs

[gray parcel]

Wear tank tops

[pulsar knoll]

Bcs people like talking about diffrent topics aside from hollow knight

[limpid nebula]

[coral jacinth]

there's probably a reason behind it but I just find it funny

[smoky nebula]

I refuse to show my arms

[ivory sluice]

Ice cream > milk > bones > height

[pulsar knoll]

t-shirt is so much better then tank tops

[pulsar knoll]

WEAR T-SHIRT

[fallow cypress]

I see then, Thank you for telling me

[smoky nebula]

What, you're a not cat, aren't you‽
Doesn't mean you're a human

[gray parcel]

Why?

Arms are cool

[pulsar knoll]

also like 99% of this server is bs

[smoky nebula]

No.
I don't like seeing my arms for reasons

[pulsar knoll]

maybe hairy

[frigid karma]

tank tops are a bit harder to style with in outfits

[pulsar knoll]

is it hair

[limpid nebula]

I am not a cat indeed, it was directed at the short comment

[sinful flare]

idk i like my arms

[smoky nebula]

100%

[ivory sluice]

I'm like a small kitty cat except hairy man

[flat remnant]

You won't have then for long

[limpid nebula]

💀

[sinful flare]

ok ellie "cat" | PoP \✅ 112% \✅

[smoky nebula]

Despite the fact my hair colour is close to my skin tone so it's not really that noticable, yes

[sinful flare]

take em

[limpid nebula]

What

[pulsar knoll]

OH NO CAT CHANGED PFP

[ivory sluice]

Just so that Joker knows i am drinking another bottle of milk rn

[smoky nebula]

I'm sure it's average height for your time, but it's short nowadays

[violet dune]

hello chat, and also zip

[frigid karma]

different cat, there's a multiverse now

[flat remnant]

Kind of been on a spiderverse hyperfix lately, in the comics there was in fact a spidercat

[trim estuary]

hi bagel

[vale temple]

hi wither

[smoky nebula]

Ello wither

[pulsar knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-in-your-face-splash-milk-face-protein-gif-16842713

[frigid karma]

hi beag

[sinful flare]

yoooo i can now shoot green rectangle portals

[flat remnant]

Holy shit it's amina

[pulsar knoll]

SPIDERRRCATTTT

[ivory sluice]

There was a spidercat in the movie too for like half a second

[vale temple]

that's me

[smoky nebula]

Amina get back in the spider pit

[ivory sluice]

Me fr

[coral jacinth]

Holy shit bocchi the glock

[smoky nebula]

You too cat

[flat remnant]

That version was lame IMO

[pulsar knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-cat-spider-cat-dance-spider-cat-wiggle-spider-cat-party-gif-22864908

[frigid karma]

SPIDERCAT

[limpid nebula]

Kitty

[pulsar knoll]

Cat are always cool dummy

[flat remnant]

Omg it's you ellie

[ivory sluice]

Opinions on the ending?

[flat remnant]

||HOLY FUCKING SHIT I KNEW ITI KNEW IT I KNEW IT||

[gray parcel]

Shave?

[pulsar knoll]

Some people are too lazy

[smoky nebula]

^

[gray parcel]

Damn

It takes like 2 mins

[pulsar knoll]

Maybe pain

[frigid karma]

it'll grow back thicker

[coral jacinth]

Some people can't get themselves to do things that last 2 minutes

[pulsar knoll]

That's the worst argument ever 💀

[smoky nebula]

(I do my arms occasionally it's a matter of not having razors a lot of the time)

[coral jacinth]

Ah

[frigid karma]

it's my excuse for being lazy so it works

[pulsar knoll]

I will tell everyone you are lying

[smoky nebula]

Mostly just shave my hands though because those hairs grow in black for some reason, so they're more notable than the hairs that grow in orange at other points on my arm

[gray parcel]

Y’all have hand hairs

[pulsar knoll]

Aren't hand hairs very small

[coral jacinth]

You don't?

[frigid karma]

impossible, everyone here knows that i am the most trustworty here

[smoky nebula]

Small but noticable

[limpid nebula]

I have small hairs on my knuckle but not more

[ivory sluice]

Everyone has hair on their hands their just tiny

[pulsar knoll]

trustworthy*

[pulsar knoll]

yea

I dont get why you would shave that

[ivory sluice]

I have visible hair on my toes

[smoky nebula]

Knuckle and over by the base of my pinky finger

[pulsar knoll]

Everyone does

[smoky nebula]

I don't

[pulsar knoll]

dummy

[ivory sluice]

Don't think everyone has hair on their toes

[pulsar knoll]

Damn

[flat remnant]

I have hair on my toes

[pulsar knoll]

I dont like talking about hair anymore

[coral jacinth]

Cat hair

[smoky nebula]

Thinking about it I don't think I have any hair on my feet whatsoever

[pulsar knoll]

ok thats pog

[smoky nebula]

Hairballs

[frigid karma]

we've had lots of strange convos here. but i think body hair disc takes the cake

[ivory sluice]

allergy

[vale temple]

i have hair on my hair

[pulsar knoll]

😭

[coral jacinth]

Opossum hair

[smoky nebula]

This isn't th first time it's happened here methinks

[pulsar knoll]

Amina has hair holy shit

[smoky nebula]

Dog hair

[ivory sluice]

idk im just alergic to black fur, any animal

[frigid karma]

those are split ends. use better shampoo

[flat remnant]

90% of amina art does have hair

[vale temple]

i dont shower

[coral jacinth]

Alligator hair

[pulsar knoll]

Show me one

[pulsar knoll]

Go shower NOW!

[frigid karma]

what

[ivory sluice]

allergy to black fur

[coral jacinth]

Humans are mammals 🤨

[smoky nebula]

Black haired or black coloured
There's a difference

[upbeat salmon]

Stinky...

[pulsar knoll]

That is true tho

[frigid karma]

there are a million ways you could have worded this...

[flat remnant]

Fear me bitch

[ivory sluice]

idk how to describe like cats and dogs and other four legged things

[pulsar knoll]

@ mods

[grand ferry]

but joltik the rain benefits you, 100% accurate thunders and no weakness to fire

[pulsar knoll]

Parmy is racist!

[coral jacinth]

quadrupedal

[ivory sluice]

my body is

[pulsar knoll]

Yea its ya body

[vale temple]

i shower in the blood of people i electrify

[pulsar knoll]

So you take their bodies and pour them into.....

[coral jacinth]

Sounds like a lemon demon song

[ivory sluice]

i suddenly dont want to talk about hair anymore

[pulsar knoll]

FUCK YOU THATS FROM FNF

[upbeat salmon]

That's still showering

[coral jacinth]

Not that lemon demon

[pulsar knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/lemon-demon-gif-21323802

[smoky nebula]

Are you a joltik irl‽

[ivory sluice]

lemond demon music fucking sucks

[gray parcel]

Nah it’s the Asian in me

[vale temple]

@grand ferry is the mod called just cheatsheet? dont see it in workshop

[pulsar knoll]

i have never listened to lemon demon

[upbeat salmon]

Someone kill it please

[pulsar knoll]

SIMO

[ivory sluice]

good

[coral jacinth]

Forgot Asian people are hairless cave crawlers (I'm Asian)

[flat remnant]

And gandalf the grey and gandalf the white

[pulsar knoll]

What

[trim estuary]

cheatsheet more like MY WORST ENEMY

[smoky nebula]

Ye people are so weird

[frigid karma]

we asians quite literally cannot grow hair

[pulsar knoll]

We*

[coral jacinth]

Dw bout it

[pulsar knoll]

Why do you say you are lazy about shaving then

[smoky nebula]

You people are a different type of weird to me

[coral jacinth]

Facial hair is possible

[pulsar knoll]

I'm not weird!

[grand ferry]

yes it is

[pulsar knoll]

amogus

[smoky nebula]

Not being weird would make you normal, which is weird

[upbeat salmon]

How did this whole conversation go back to hair

[gray parcel]

I mean I look white despite a fourth of me being Asian

[coral jacinth]

Vent

[vale temple]

nvm there's a space between

[pulsar knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-pizza-among-us-among-us-meme-sussy-gif-24581549

[frigid karma]

leg hair is a thing but like, it's very little and everywhere else aside from chest is very lacking

anyway moving on from hair disc

[coral jacinth]

I'm half and I probably got more hair than you judging by your previous messages 🗿

[frigid karma]

tools

[pulsar knoll]

NO MORE HAIR

[smoky nebula]

All ye pay yer taxes

[smoky nebula]

Weapons

[coral jacinth]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pulsar knoll]

No

[frigid karma]

imagine paying taxes couldn't be me

[upbeat salmon]

No

No

[pulsar knoll]

I will always evade my taxes in animal crossing

[smoky nebula]

This is not a request
Your money will magically disappear from wherever it is

[pulsar knoll]

Fuck you Tom Nook (I actually love you Tom)

https://tenor.com/view/tom-nook-animal-crossing-tom-nook-supremacy-tom-nook-gun-gif-24030679

[coral jacinth]

(You don't it's a lie you made up to be safe from him)

[pulsar knoll]

I actually love him

[frigid karma]

i've never played animal crossing but can tom nook like, actually evict you or can you just exist with debt for the entire playthrough with no concequences

[coral jacinth]

Stockholm syndrome

[pulsar knoll]

He cant evict

[smoky nebula]

Where do you think dragons get all the gold in their hoards from
The tax men work with the dragons

[pulsar knoll]

You can pay whenever you want

[gray parcel]

It all went to my head

[upbeat salmon]

Tom nook daddy 😻

[smoky nebula]

Stop drinking

[gray parcel]

They steal it

[frigid karma]

so what you're saying is that... i can just not pay and keep playing the game ike normal

[pulsar knoll]

We must do a ds3 momment and kill the midir dragons!

[gray parcel]

No that’s a ds1 moment

[wheat sail]

Wassup?!?!?

[pulsar knoll]

Yes but you will not be able to get the next upgrade to your home

[smoky nebula]

No, tax men
That's why all the kings want the dragons dead

[upbeat salmon]

Duplicate glitch animal crossing new leaf

[pulsar knoll]

Dwagons

[frigid karma]

yeah they steal it from the people via graft and embezzlement funds

[coral jacinth]

dogma

[smoky nebula]

Shhh

[pulsar knoll]

I have a Stitch plushie

[gray parcel]

No that’s just the government

[smoky nebula]

From clone wars‽

[coral jacinth]

nah from tboi

[gray parcel]

Is joe bidan just an old dragon with dimenata

[pulsar knoll]

I should play that game again

[coral jacinth]

I hear my brother yelling smd lmfao

[versed pollen]

I refuse to believe kings are being stolen from by tax men because that means by entire view of the world is incorrect

[coarse leaf]

Soooooo ss at summer game fest anyone??

[frigid karma]

bold of you to think the dragons don't have people in office. they have the king right in their pocket

[upbeat salmon]

No he's just American 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[pulsar knoll]

My sister is studying 🥹 but i dont have to do any homework

[versed pollen]

That's awesome fuck the king

[coral jacinth]

Only reason he's yelling so loud rn is cause our parents aren't home

[smoky nebula]

Why do you think the king never has money to repair the damages done by dragons, so the people suffer
It's because the dragons have all the money

[pulsar knoll]

Shoot him

[coral jacinth]

nah the ammo is worth more

[smoky nebula]

The top 5% of dragons have 20% of the kingdom's income

[pulsar knoll]

Pankakke we have been learnt to not hit anyone besides our siblings

[versed pollen]

What motive would they even have to attack cities then if they steal everything from them without doing anything anyways

[gray parcel]

WE OWN THE FINISH LINE RAHHHH 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

[smoky nebula]

They get bored

[pulsar knoll]

I own your tax money

[coral jacinth]

I don't want to hit him

[pulsar knoll]

NOW GIVE IT TO ME

[versed pollen]

Fuck, this is based

[smoky nebula]

Also, people pay for reconstruction, which is taxed, which goes to the dragons

[pulsar knoll]

Ok just make fun of him i guess

[upbeat salmon]

Damn right 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[gray parcel]

Im too young to pay taxes

[pulsar knoll]

Making fun of eachother is best sibling bonding

[pulsar knoll]

Too late you started playing animal crossing

[smoky nebula]

You're never too young to start

[upbeat salmon]

You're never to young to pay taxes

[frigid karma]

part of their agreement with the king is that they'll attack other kingdoms for a cut of the tax money. plus reconstruction lets the monarchy increase the tax which the dragons get a cut of

[frigid karma]

haha baby

[pulsar knoll]

This is giving

[wheat sail]

what goin on

[smoky nebula]

I've got an irl friend who's excited for tax refunds
They're not even 18 yet

[coral jacinth]

fuck the irs I'm gonna sell drugs

[pulsar knoll]

Guys i have too many games to play

[smoky nebula]

Taxes and dragons

[versed pollen]

Attack other kingdoms and increase the tax? Do they just have agreements with every single city at once??

[pulsar knoll]

I will show you a list and pick out a game for me

[wheat sail]

hmm

[upbeat salmon]

Hair

[frigid karma]

different dragons families have agreements with different kingdoms

[coral jacinth]

mod some

[frigid karma]

katana zero

[versed pollen]

How would tax increasing in another kingdom mean they get more money themselves

[pulsar knoll]

1. Splatoon 2. Zelda TOTK 3. Going under 4. Animal crossing 5.Outer wilds

Pick one

[versed pollen]

Tetris

[marsh ibex]

your mother

[gray parcel]

Fair

[pulsar knoll]

Tetris is shit bricks game so no

[smoky nebula]

They've got family with that kingdom that benefit and cuts them a share

[versed pollen]

Shit bricks are awesome

[pulsar knoll]

Thats sayonara dummy

[gray parcel]

I mean I do pay my own paycheck

[wheat sail]

for what

[pulsar knoll]

What to play

Pick one so i can play

[wheat sail]

totk is hot rn

[frigid karma]

in other kingdoms it an actual attack that cripples them, in their own territory the strategically destroy only low income areas and avoid key economic areas and upper class residences

[coral jacinth]

I've been playing modded minceraft

[sonic hamlet]

No you hsvent

[pulsar knoll]

I have like 33 hours on zelda totk rn

[coral jacinth]

mb

[sonic hamlet]

Huh

[coral jacinth]

lmfao

[marsh ibex]

hmm

[sonic hamlet]

Ok

[frigid karma]

indeed

[marsh ibex]

I have a lot of dishes to wash

[marsh ibex]

but I do not want to start

[sonic hamlet]

Wash them

[smoky nebula]

Hi joker

[pulsar knoll]

Oh shit Joker i didnt ask did you get Totk

[versed pollen]

Minos Prime

[marsh ibex]

Nope

[pulsar knoll]

Just listen to spiderverse music while washing dish smh

[marsh ibex]

true

[obtuse glacier]

Smash them

[smoky nebula]

Just throw the dishes away and buy new ones

[pulsar knoll]

Super smash bros refrence

[frigid karma]

YO WHAT'S UP DANGER
washes dishes harder

[versed pollen]

Normalize washing the dishes to aggro EDM

[marsh ibex]

There’s a pile in the dishwasher that is large but I have no clean dishes now

[pulsar knoll]

Then wash

[flat remnant]

Wash your dishes IMO

[pulsar knoll]

Use scrub daddy

[marsh ibex]

but it’s too maaannny

[coral jacinth]

I watched spiderverse on a sketcy website lmfao

[pulsar knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/scrub-daddy-scrub-daddy-sponge-meme-gif-27052325

[marsh ibex]

I’ll just use the dishwasher

[versed pollen]

This sounds like a segway into an ad

[flat remnant]

Wash half, then wash the rest later

[pulsar knoll]

I saw it on theatre cuz it was too good to pirate

[frigid karma]

wash one and use it to eat

[coral jacinth]

cryptid scrub daddy

[coral jacinth]

I unfortunatly don't have that option

[versed pollen]

I'm probably going to end up watching Spiderverse 2 through discord screen share with like 7 friends

[wheat sail]

wonder how china will censor spiderverse

[smoky nebula]

Joker, remember to disinfect the dishes with fire

[frigid karma]

best case senario, you're like me and accidentally do the rest bc perfectionism

[pulsar knoll]

They wont show it 💀

[sonic hamlet]

Ok

[versed pollen]

Change every trans flag to a Chinese flag Imo

[wheat sail]

[marsh ibex]

oh no something came up

So sad I have to do something else now

[smoky nebula]

Bye joker

[flat remnant]

Protect chinese kids

[coral jacinth]

I haven't been to a theatre for like 2 years I'm pretty sure

[wheat sail]

nOOOON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[flat remnant]

Run from them
Hide from them
Dishes still must be done

[smoky nebula]

Joker is dead

[coral jacinth]

the sink is full

[pulsar knoll]

Joker dies from persona 5 collab with spiderverse

Also my name sounds like im a weeb

[coral jacinth]

lmfao

[frigid karma]

persona spider man could be possible in spider verse

[coral jacinth]

I need a jack black peter parker in the next spiderverse movie

[flat remnant]

Joker persona 5 was bitten by a radioactive thief

[pulsar knoll]

Ok i changed it back

[gray parcel]

Hes in my basement

[coral jacinth]

I can't explain it but the ili part looks off to me

[marsh ibex]

https://twitter.com/_ItsStarryo_/status/1666074966033408000?s=20

star 🎉 | yusuke era (broke art student) (@_ItsStarryo_)

[p5 x spiderverse au] what's up danger?
#persona5 #p5 #ペルソナ5

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[pulsar knoll]

Should i stream TOTK 💀

[coral jacinth]

if you wanna

[pulsar knoll]

Also this is amazing

[smoky nebula]

Ok but what if you were a spider given the powers of a pig

[pulsar knoll]

Game looks ass tho ngl

[flat remnant]

I fucking love this

[pulsar knoll]

But im ok with lag

[frigid karma]

this actually looks great holy shit

[pulsar knoll]

Idk if other people are ok with lag

[coral jacinth]

fortnite spiderman in spiderverse

[pulsar knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-into-the-spider-verse-spider-ham-reaction-fight-martial-arts-gif-24223783

[frigid karma]

miguel chased him all the way to fortnite

[coral jacinth]

lmfao

[pulsar knoll]

If fortnite collabs with spiderverse i swear to god

[frigid karma]

they did

[obtuse glacier]

No way the guy from fortnite!!!

[pulsar knoll]

Wait

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-tyler-the-creator-golf-wang-flying-gif-22322374

[coral jacinth]

before the movie was released lmfao

they released a spiderman 2099 skin and miles morales

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[pulsar knoll]

What the fuck

[frigid karma]

https://www.polygon.com/23725883/fortnite-spider-man-2099-miles-morales-spiderverse

[obtuse glacier]

Spider gwen has been in fortnite for a while

[coral jacinth]

that too

[pulsar knoll]

THAT FAST WHAT THE FUCK???

[obtuse glacier]

And spiderham is an emote

[pulsar knoll]

grklnrglkdsfgnkldfkl WJKAENLDS

[obtuse glacier]

They do collabs before movies come out

[gray parcel]

It came out before the movie

[coral jacinth]

that was part of the upcoming miles stuff

[pulsar knoll]

This is the worst shit i have ever seen

[obtuse glacier]

The fortnite item shop is hilarious

[marsh ibex]

what

[pulsar knoll]

Im ok with naruto being in fortnite tho, that show is ass

[marsh ibex]

The skins look good

[pulsar knoll]

Fortnite is mid

[obtuse glacier]

"Its fortnite so its bad!!!"

[pulsar knoll]

But the skin looks good

[marsh ibex]

So

[coral jacinth]

probably just the idea of it being in fortnite

[frigid karma]

i don't play fortnite but the skins are hilarious lmao

[opaque sigil]

imagine caring if some game has a skin

[obtuse glacier]

I think the collabs are cool tbh

[coarse leaf]

Extremely rare mental W

[pulsar knoll]

I have played fortnite and i can confirm i dont like 99% of shooter games

[frigid karma]

for me it's impossible to hate how the zenomorph is a skin

[marsh ibex]

I thought we evolved past the fortnite bad era or the “isn’t it crazy x is in fortnite” era

like they added goku

[opal dew]

OMFG ANYONE WANNA PLAY FORTNITE FRIDAY

[pulsar knoll]

goku is a shit show tho thats ok

[marsh ibex]

nothing would top that

[obtuse glacier]

They added goku black

[marsh ibex]

Shut.

[coral jacinth]

I find it funny how you can tell if almost any character is a fortnite skin just by looking at their fingers

[pulsar knoll]

or if they do the yoinky sploinky

[frigid karma]

the zenomorph detroit smashing ariadna grande and mile morales how can you hate it

[flat remnant]

Fartnite imo

[wheat sail]

omg hank hill in breaking bad??

[coral jacinth]

I'm just talking about the models

[versed pollen]

I have not played Fortnite but I don't really enjoy shooters all that much so

[pulsar knoll]

I only enjoy splatoon and ultrakill tbh

[coral jacinth]

like if for some reason if you can't tell it's fortnite jonsey if you look at his fingers they'll be blocky as fuck lmfao

[agile arch]

Fortnite, more like shortnite! Gottem!

[pulsar knoll]

Can ror2 be called a shooter

[frigid karma]

frontnight

[charred zephyr]

ye

[agile arch]

Ye

[marsh ibex]

ugh

I can’t put off washing these dishes goddamnit

[coral jacinth]

fortnight like the word

[frigid karma]

ye

[pulsar knoll]

I guess i like 3 games with shoot

[agile arch]

Then wash em

[wheat sail]

why not

[marsh ibex]

Save me spider man

[frigid karma]

fortnight as in 14 days

[gray parcel]

Spider-Man don’t exist

[agile arch]

Tonight as in rn

[pulsar knoll]

Guys i cant belive zelda totk copied fortnite

[flat remnant]

Spider-man would come to your house and punch you to save your dishes

[coral jacinth]

smh happens all the time

[pulsar knoll]

Fuck you nintendo

[agile arch]

Open world theft, omg omg

[pulsar knoll]

They even tried to copy gta 💀

[frigid karma]

damn bro you live like this
-peter parker after seeing the amount of dishes piled up in your sink

[agile arch]

Totk really stole the concept of cars

[vale temple]

joker

[marsh ibex]

Well I could do something else before washhing the dishes

Like uh

Vacuum

[agile arch]

Or just wash the dishes

[pulsar knoll]

Cant belive nintendo stole from mario kart

[coral jacinth]

pter ptarker best character ong

[frigid karma]

procrastinate in discord?

[charred zephyr]

wash the dishes

[flat remnant]

Vacuum the dishes

[agile arch]

Wash em joker, there's no escaping your fate

[charred zephyr]

wash the vacuum with the dishes

[agile arch]

Totk really stole the idea of monsters from monster hunter bruv

[flat remnant]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t9BKLaq0phc&pp=ygUgbWVldCB0aGUgc2NvdXQgd2FzaCB5b3VyIGRpc2hlcyA%3D @marsh ibex

[pulsar knoll]

Joker use your persona to wash the dishes

Or throw morgana in there

Fuck you morgana

https://tenor.com/view/persona-persona5-morgana-catfish-mona-gif-22879397

[coral jacinth]

based

[pulsar knoll]

Totk really stole 70 dollars from me

[agile arch]

Imagine willingly giving it 70 dollars?

[coral jacinth]

totk really stole some of my time by putting up an ad

[pulsar knoll]

Anyway time to play totk

[agile arch]

Just give it 150 for the collectors edition instead 😎

[pulsar knoll]

based

[frigid karma]

totk is just a botw copy with half assed fortnite building don't buy it guys

[coral jacinth]

I will not play totk because I don't wanna

[charred zephyr]

L

[pulsar knoll]

There was a review just like this

[marsh ibex]

counterpoint

https://twitter.com/catsuka/status/1666130554587164684?s=20

Catsuka 💙 (@catsuka)

First preview of "Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse" artbook, coming in July.
Preorders :
Amazon US >> https://t.co/Jna3I6fMZG
Amazon FR >> https://t.co/V34M0ghxsA
Amazon UK >> https://t.co/YRoQjDkjlu
Other countries >> https://t.co/aQ6x1RxsNS

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[frigid karma]

totk server's don't even work i have 10 hours on it and i haven't even seen another player

[pulsar knoll]

Spiderman with a motorcycle is so badass

[mighty plinth]

Im still holding in my hand the marble someone gave me on sunday (im not going to let go off it ever)

[agile arch]

Hobie? More like shitty, gottem!

[coral jacinth]

did yall see the kid licking the window in spiderverse lmfao

[charred zephyr]

are you sure you have the nintendo online subscription

[pulsar knoll]

Yes

[marsh ibex]

smh spoilers

[coral jacinth]

shit caught me so off guard

[agile arch]

It was kinda hard to miss lol

[pulsar knoll]

Spiderman with a motorcycle reminds me of........ SA-

[coral jacinth]

i fell asleep on that part

[frigid karma]

SUPAIDAMAN

[coral jacinth]

ong

[agile arch]

Stayed on screen for like a solid minute, and the main character commented on it

[frigid karma]

you fell asleep to spiderverse?

[agile arch]

Unbased individual

[pulsar knoll]

Some people have really really short attention

[agile arch]

Just sleep at night bro

[coral jacinth]

it was too amazing it punched me in the face and I got knocked out

I could feel the fist make contact with my skull it was that good

[twin bough]

Dont, dont do that

[agile arch]

Damn, weekend plans ruined

[frigid karma]

peak didn't have subway surfers gameplay in the bottom so he slept all the way through it

[agile arch]

They were on a railway already, they could've added it easily

[pulsar knoll]

Thaats the worst part about spiderverse IMO

[coral jacinth]

bro did not read my joke 🗿

[charred zephyr]

what 2 minutes of "short" content does to the human brain

[frigid karma]

i intentionally ignored it to make my own joke

[coral jacinth]

understandable

[pulsar knoll]

I am a youtube shorts enjoyer 😭

[coral jacinth]

what

[charred zephyr]

don't go in that rabbithole bro i swear it's not worth it

[agile arch]

I also enjoy youtube shorts, but skip past anything that has more than one video going on

[pulsar knoll]

Yakkocmn is still like 100x times better then youtube shorts tbh

[coral jacinth]

nah the spiderverse movie was really good tho

[pulsar knoll]

I dont even know why i watch the shorts

[agile arch]

It's good to just destroy braincells o ok mayn

[frigid karma]

i wanna see spiderverse so baaaad

[agile arch]

Then do it

[pulsar knoll]

The pirate website

[coral jacinth]

don't do what I did wait until it gets put on better pirate websites

[charred zephyr]

i had my "family guy funny moments" with some shitty mobile game running under it and when i realised how dumb it was i uninstalled all social media and now only use youtube for music or vibeo gane

life has been balling ever since

[frigid karma]

maybe this week actually

[coral jacinth]

shit was so goofy in the middle of the movie it showed the predator chasing down a guy lmfao

[agile arch]

Discord being social media:

[agile arch]

You should its very good

[flat remnant]

Family guy youtube shorts killed my grandma okay

[coarse leaf]

Hey peter what are you doing?!
I hate -

[charred zephyr]

Eh not really i speak to like 3 people

[coral jacinth]

I will not use that website ever again

[frigid karma]

like i am legit more hyped for spider verse than for my graduation this firday

[coral jacinth]

pog

[flat remnant]

yooo congrats hyah

[coral jacinth]

you should be

[charred zephyr]

i haven't seen spiderverse yet but i'm so excited to see it

[agile arch]

Actually true tho

[coral jacinth]

the movie is better than anything you will ever experience

[agile arch]

Well

It is for a while lol

Then it ends and you cry about it

[coral jacinth]

lmfao

[frigid karma]

yes i literally just remembered it was happening

[charred zephyr]

i don't think it's gonna top my fav movie ever puss in boots 2 but hey i know i'm gonna watch peak anyways

[pulsar knoll]

GUYSYSS

[flat remnant]

Oh it fucking might

[agile arch]

It definitely did for me

[pulsar knoll]

THERE IS SLIPP ELIXIR IN ZELDA TOTK WHERE YOU DONT SLIP OFF OF WET SURFACES

[coral jacinth]

I mean the cliff hanger wasn't too bad for me I can wait for a year

[frigid karma]

i didn't even know the schedule till my mom asked me about it earlier at dinner

[charred zephyr]

yeah there's also a suit that gives you that effect

[agile arch]

Puss in boots definitely had some yucky moments, still Uber fucking good but I can't think of any bad moments from spidervetde

I'm sure there were some but still

[charred zephyr]

yucky moments ?

[frigid karma]

tysm

[agile arch]

Just stuff I personally didn't enjoy

[pulsar knoll]

Its the frog suit from the rito village isnt it

[coral jacinth]

fortnite spiderman didn't have more screen time that's a bad moment

[charred zephyr]

Ye

[agile arch]

Fax tho

[pulsar knoll]

Tbh no game can annoy me anymore from mechanics bcs of rain world

I just say Ok after i do something wrong

[agile arch]

Lmao

[coral jacinth]

still find it funny that they had spiderman zero in there lmfao

[pulsar knoll]

This is why rain world is amazing

[agile arch]

Which one is that?

[coral jacinth]

the fortnite one

[twin bough]

The fortnite one

[charred zephyr]

didnt they also have spooderman

[frigid karma]

imagine the chase scene where everyone is web swinging to miles and there's one spiderman speedbridging

[mighty plinth]

Daily reminder that im an homosexual (day 3)

[agile arch]

I dont know fortnite

[twin bough]

I didnt notice that lmao

[charred zephyr]

LMFAO

[agile arch]

Bro sammeeee

[coral jacinth]

should have been animated 😔

[charred zephyr]

good job ?

[coral jacinth]

wtf I replied lmfao

[frigid karma]

happy birthday to all my gays

[coral jacinth]

this one

[mighty plinth]

Gay is good

[mighty plinth]

Ty ty

[agile arch]

Real life prowler do be ballin

[coral jacinth]

lebron james in spidervers

[agile arch]

Fax

[frigid karma]

mcu mile morales played by lebron

[agile arch]

I think he's a little old for miles morales

[frigid karma]

since aaron is already taken by donald glover

[agile arch]

Ah.. hah..?

[mighty plinth]

ik Its not funny but idgaf

[pulsar knoll]

Man fuck this

Do you guys want to see me cheese zelda totk

[agile arch]

This:
Man:

[mighty plinth]

Ok

[frigid karma]

NO SPOILERS

[mighty plinth]

YEH NO SPOIL PLS

[pulsar knoll]

Ok dont join general then

Its just a shrine

[coral jacinth]

spiderman zero did the griddy in spiderverse

[frigid karma]

this is what i get for joining off topic

[mighty plinth]

In vocals ?

Wait

Im dumb nvm

[pulsar knoll]

In voice

[coral jacinth]

the spot is just minos prime

[pulsar knoll]

Hmm which one should i join

Ill go to general 2

[agile arch]

The spot is holy asf

[frigid karma]

but fr mental go ahead and share it it's just that i haven't playd totk so when i saw you mention you were gonna send a clip i paniced

[coral jacinth]

I liked his voice it was goofy

[gray parcel]

No spoilers please

[pulsar knoll]

Oh i wont send a clip

[frigid karma]

i saw the words "clip" and "totk" in chat and a primal fear went through my body

[pulsar knoll]

Ill just go to general 2

[flat remnant]

||bagel||

[agile arch]

It sounded like an offbrand Ryan Reynolds to me

[frigid karma]

nah send it it's just a shrine

[coral jacinth]

lmfao

[mighty plinth]

Spoiler warning: || im gay people ||

[pulsar knoll]

No im just gonna share it on general

[flat remnant]

Hi gay people

[agile arch]

I'm dad

[frigid karma]

hi dad, i'm dad

[mighty plinth]

Nah bro arent you dead or sum /j

[agile arch]

Hi dad, I'm dad

[coral jacinth]

can't believe a bagel led to the events of across the spiderverse 🗿

[agile arch]

Are you batman or somthin?

[frigid karma]

Hi dad, I'm dad

[agile arch]

Hello dad, I'm dad too

[frigid karma]

imma stop before this gets any unfunnier

[mighty plinth]

No

[agile arch]

Then I'm alive

Prolly went our for milk or something

There was a really long line

[half flint]

do you guys wanna see this fucked up mushroom i found

[coral jacinth]

sure

[agile arch]

Ofc

[half flint]

its so BIG

[agile arch]

[coral jacinth]

the last of us reference

[agile arch]

That looks yummy

[coral jacinth]

fr

[half flint]

i think it is edibl e

[coral jacinth]

cook it

[agile arch]

I wanna cut it up, fry it, and just eat it like chips

[frigid karma]

i think it's best not to eat random shrooms you find in the woods

[half flint]

its very big though. it doesnt fit in any ziplock bags so i had to put it in saran wrap

[coral jacinth]

but yummy food

[half flint]

i do know this one is edible actually

[flat remnant]

Hi deza

[obtuse glacier]

It could give you a 1.5x dmg multiplier though!!!!

[agile arch]

You'll never know if it's edible if you don't try

[pulsar knoll]

Ok i cheesed the shrine

[frigid karma]

that is how you meet god either in a tragic way or a happy way

[flat remnant]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C0Ysu3BMUDI @pulsar knoll

[half flint]

hi

[mighty plinth]

That ive been. Waiting too much years to eat these cereal

[agile arch]

What kind?

[mighty plinth]

The gay one

[agile arch]

FRUIT LOOPS!?!?!

[mighty plinth]

Yes

[frigid karma]

can you imagine how much trial and error it took for our ancestors to figure out which mushrooms were edible and which ones send you to the heavens

[agile arch]

Nah, never coming back, cinnamon toast crunch the only real cereal

[pulsar knoll]

I wanna do death mountain thingy but likeeeee i wanan go to hateno village and kakariko

[agile arch]

Nto a lot tbh, you only have to eat it once and the jobs done.. usually forever

[coral jacinth]

ultrakill fortnite collab coming up real soon ong

[agile arch]

You should go to kakariko last imo, but ofc it's up to you

[pulsar knoll]

Also dont join general 2 if you dont wamt totk spoiler

[marsh ibex]

Done

[opaque sigil]

you can go anywhere at any time, it's pretty damn hard to mess that up

[frigid karma]

yeah but like, how many lives were lost to figure out the difference between the one that gives the stew a nice, smooth texture, the one that connects you to dionysus, and the one that kills you instantly

[agile arch]

A lot prolly

[marsh ibex]

see oog
he eat colorful shroom
he say nonsense and die short after

See ook
He eat non colorful mushroom
he live and say tasty

[coral jacinth]

imagine eating a tomato in the late 1700's just very casually

[agile arch]

But it didn't take much effort atleast

[marsh ibex]

ad infinitum

[magic narwhal]

Which game

[agile arch]

Totk

[pulsar knoll]

Totk

[obtuse glacier]

They probably had to try multiple times to make sure it wasn't just allergies

[magic narwhal]

Kakariko won’t have much for you till later

[agile arch]

I doubt they knew what allergies are back then lol

[magic narwhal]

Hateno will have a decent amount tho

[agile arch]

Hatenos pretty fun tbh

[pulsar knoll]

Ill go hateno

[opaque sigil]

kakariko has some stuff that's useful, as does hateno

[magic narwhal]

Hateno is how you get your irreplaceable items back too

[agile arch]

Muuuuuch less tho

[magic narwhal]

Much later

[patent aspen]

Song

[opaque sigil]

immediately

[agile arch]

Gong

[magic narwhal]

Half can’t be accessed until the 4 regions are done

[opaque sigil]

bruh

[agile arch]

You can get pecked by chickens, ig lol

[opaque sigil]

tag shit

[agile arch]

Buy some arrows and eyes

[magic narwhal]

Das not a spoiler lol

[patent aspen]

Kilisiogn

[magic narwhal]

That is the vaguest possible sentence

[opaque sigil]

kakariko has multiple things that are valuable earlier in the game

[frigid karma]

there are deadly brown mushrooms though, and pretty much every mushroom is brown

[magic narwhal]

Armour I guess but that’s about it

[strong veldt]

THE MOVIE WAS SO FUCKING GOOD

[agile arch]

Based

[frigid karma]

I NEED TO SEE IT OH MY GOD

[magic narwhal]

And also there’s a second set that gives the same bonus for free so meh

[strong veldt]

YOU HAVE TOOO

[opaque sigil]

it's not free, it's substantially more effort

[agile arch]

I mean

Kinda not really, you have to go to places and explore and get a few ingredients before you can reasonably get the armour

[strong veldt]

Everything about the movie was peak

[frigid karma]

look, i know this shit sent me to my deathbed but i survived and i need to know it wasn't a fluke

[opaque sigil]

those are very easy to get and odds are you'll already have them

[magic narwhal]

Still free, you don’t have to give any rupees

[agile arch]

Idr what they were tbh lol

[opaque sigil]

it takes substantially more effort, appealing to rupees alone is an arbitrary technicality

[opaque sigil]

||rice, milk, herb, sundelion||

[magic narwhal]

For the benefit it’s also a lot more worth

[opaque sigil]

it's weaker

[agile arch]

Still tho, the armour alone isn't exactly much use compared to other stuff from other places.

[magic narwhal]

Not talking stats alone

[agile arch]

And you have to do stuff for everyone to actually make em work except for 1

[opaque sigil]

there's also, you know, the ||musician||

[magic narwhal]

|| It gets you into a couple of very nice places || -ToTK

[sonic hamlet]

I eat cereal up to twice a day

[agile arch]

||The drummer?||

[opaque sigil]

yeah

[magic narwhal]

That’s not really a reason to detour ngl

[opaque sigil]

it is

[frigid karma]

i remember 10 year old me played botw so much i memorized the shrines and towers where there were monsters, wiped them out and every molduga whenever there were was a blood moon and got so filthy rich i ran exclusively on bomb arrows just by selling monster guts

[opaque sigil]

it's also not really a detour to just go to a place

[magic narwhal]

|| Armour upgrades are hard to achieve early game anyway, so not really || -ToTK

[opaque sigil]

they're not

[magic narwhal]

Depends on set

The good ones, yes they are

[opaque sigil]

it's very easy to get several sets up pretty high

defense is defense

[frigid karma]

i had at on average like 10k ruppes all the time

[agile arch]

||The higher level ones are pretty tough early game, which this is atleast gonna be your second im pretty sure||

Imagine valuing defense over pure style

[indigo nymph]

I'm almost done the main quest I think and still haven't unlocked armor upgrades

[magic narwhal]

Significantly harder to do here, a lot of the easy farm methods are gone or don’t work

[opaque sigil]

||hylian gear is pretty easy to get upgraded, it's the bread and butter of the early to mid game||

[agile arch]

Don't even wear cold defending srmour when it's cold

[magic narwhal]

I miss Guardians

Those were the best ways to make bank

[agile arch]

Same I wish there was still some sheikah stuff in it

[opaque sigil]

you don't need them but they help

[magic narwhal]

I understand why it’s gone ngl

[opaque sigil]

||I mean there are ancient arrows||

[indigo nymph]

||ruby stick and spicy peper||

[pulsar knoll]

I only wear the good armour

[magic narwhal]

What where?

[pulsar knoll]

Like the sky islands outfit

[opaque sigil]

||spirit temple||

[agile arch]

I do too, but like a single quest where you have to deal with some real old guardians or something would be neat I feel

[magic narwhal]

We appreciate the ToTK drip

[wheat sail]

Good morning USA

[indigo nymph]

Yeah but just by exploring the world I have a shit ton of hp, stamina and Armour, I think I have like 16 rn without upgradds

[frigid karma]

the backless dress?

[granite anvil]

NO I CLICKED THE SPOILER AAIUUe

[agile arch]

||Like a quest for robbie to upgrade your pad or something, needing the parts||

[granite anvil]

no spoilers for me im out

[frigid karma]

anywy totk disc i'mma leave

[opaque sigil]

which is why you can get by without it, though it matters more for shit like ||gloom||

[frigid karma]

before spoilers

[wheat sail]

in totk there is an area with trees

[agile arch]

The only good armour km the game

[agile arch]

Ban em

[indigo nymph]

||gloom doesn't really bother me anymore cuz I have the midna hat||

[magic narwhal]

|| Mystic helm my beloved ||

[opaque sigil]

I don't think that helps with getting hit directly

[magic narwhal]

Only thing that does is || level 2 Gloom set ||

[indigo nymph]

Doesn't more so just being near it, my strategy is to not get hit

[magic narwhal]

Tbf not the hardest thing, I took down this boi damageless the other day

[limpid nebula]

This chat looking like #hk-help rn

[indigo nymph]

I remember when I first played totk I just wandered around until ||I fell into the depths and refused to teleport cuz that's cringe and just wandered around until I found an exit next to gerudo then I did the gerudo quest after just unlocking the towers, I didn't even get the main quests yet||

[vale temple]

@grand ferry

[indigo nymph]

Also I only found ||hestu|| last night so I was wandering around with hundreds of ||korok seeds|| for most of the game

[opaque sigil]

||tbf it is dumb how it doesn't give you the paraglider as early||

[magic narwhal]

No the annoying one is fast travel

[opaque sigil]

the game as a whole is a bit more on rails early on and gives more explicit orderings that it punishes you for not following (eg ||if you don't do the rito first (or at least go in that direction) you won't find hestu)||

[magic narwhal]

|| Why do I not get fast travel the moment warps are activated in this game ||

[coarse leaf]

this shit has more black bars than the classified files i read last week jesus christ

[opaque sigil]

it wouldn't be helpful anyways

[marsh ibex]

That was too much washing

[magic narwhal]

It would for getting back up easier

[opaque sigil]

||great sky island is linear as hell, until it gives you fast travel you really don't have any reason to use it barring one place where you might fall off and have to grab the ladder you made and set it back up||

[pulsar knoll]

Totk spoiler

[limpid nebula]

“I really loved the game specially when [REDACTED], it’s a shame that [READACTED] though. Personally though [DATA EXPUNGED].”

[coarse leaf]

frfr scp ass chat

[indigo nymph]

that was the last one I did

[gray parcel]

Real

[magic narwhal]

At least I can do this tho

[strong veldt]

Nah fr this server is a whole government doc

[agile arch]

Lemme just spoil the entire game for everyone rq rq

[magic narwhal]

That’s not true || he goes to lookout landing ||

[coarse leaf]

do it

[opaque sigil]

after you find him

[strong veldt]

Spoilers:||Made you click ||

[magic narwhal]

I never found him so nope

He just appears there regardless

[gray parcel]

When the || || and then || || happened

[magic narwhal]

|| He only moves after you go to Korok Forest ||

[pulsar knoll]

I have not gone there yet to fight a geelock

[strong veldt]

FR THAT PART WAS SO GOOD

[agile arch]

So zelda fucking dies, and then gods like "nah I hate you" and sent her back down to earth, she stole links sword and then left him to die. Then demon king was like "lol you're a bitch" and beat links ass without issue

Then link word a backless dress, and won

[magic narwhal]

Why is the last part accurate

[gray parcel]

FR

[agile arch]

Then the demon king took like, a really long emo session and was mad that everyone wasn't at war

[violet dune]

should i finish botw or just go to totk im getting bored of botw

[agile arch]

Totk

[magic narwhal]

Whoever gave me the ability to do this on command, thanks

[agile arch]

Or atleast beat the game if you havent

[opaque sigil]

totk is a good deal better but may as well just finish botw first, it doesn't take that long if you just do the main stuff

[magic narwhal]

Beat the main story

[opaque sigil]

or at least get the master sword in botw or something

[magic narwhal]

Stuff in ToTK has more meaning if you’ve done or seen certain things in BOTW

[opaque sigil]

botw's ending sequence isn't that good and doesn't really do anything unpredictable

[agile arch]

If you get the master sword then don't beat it idk what you're doing lol

[indigo nymph]

U have to 100% botw to understand anything in totk

[agile arch]

The final boss is really neat tho

[opaque sigil]

in botw? it's ok

[agile arch]

The first half atleast

He looks cool to me

[magic narwhal]

This is a lie lol

[opaque sigil]

looks cool sure but you can just look up pictures or something, it's not a can't-miss fight

[agile arch]

Nah why you spreading misinfo?!

[indigo nymph]

No lie

[agile arch]

Well its the final boss, ya might as well do it if you're gonna get the final boss sword lol

[opaque sigil]

I mean yeah it goes pretty quick

[magic narwhal]

Calamity Ganon is a lot more underwhelming than the Blights

[agile arch]

It's been years since I've fought him so yknow

[magic narwhal]

Because it’s so varied in attacks it’s never super aggressive

It always has this super long windup

Meanwhile the blights were pretty fast paced

Except maybe Windblight

[opaque sigil]

the blights weren't great either really, thunderblight was fast at least but more annoying than fun

I get that they didn't have dungeon abilities so they couldn't do the normal zelda bosses but still

[magic narwhal]

Waterblight in Master Mode and Champion’s Ballad tho

Especially Ballad

[opaque sigil]

master mode is badly balanced

[agile arch]

I wanna see like an any radiance type calamity ganon fight to where you have to perfectly dodge every attack for like t mins straight to get one hit

[magic narwhal]

Ballad made you fight Water without bomb arrows and with limited shock arrows

[magic narwhal]

So Relics of the Past?

[opaque sigil]

ig the blights do have some shadow of being normal zelda bosses in that they do have interactions with your runes but it's so basic and usually not obligatory (plus the runes aren't new) so it's just... meh

[magic narwhal]

I’ll take it over the new boss gimmicks

[opaque sigil]

and then the only thing calamity ganon does to pose a credible threat is nullified by a shield

[magic narwhal]

|| Sage abilities suck ||

[opaque sigil]

the new boss gimmicks are much better executed than blights

[mystic cypress]

what game?

[magic narwhal]

No like || Sage powers ||

[agile arch]

I dunno, never played the dlcs

[coarse leaf]

https://youtu.be/CnyHerg7j-c 😭

[opaque sigil]

straddles the implementation of new abilities (other than ||colgera||) while being killable without them

[magic narwhal]

That’s a mod

[agile arch]

I mean, there's not a heckton they could've done lol

[opaque sigil]

||sage abilities are fine, but more utility than combat options||

[agile arch]

We already have the ability to do everything ourselves

[magic narwhal]

|| Riju’s alternative solution was suuuuuper not explained ||

[opaque sigil]

it's super easy to beat that fight without her

[magic narwhal]

Not if you don’t know about bombs

[opaque sigil]

just more resource intensive

[opaque sigil]

even if you don't know about that you don't need to do it really

[magic narwhal]

It’s too much on screen for me personally and they move as fast as Link while running

[opaque sigil]

if you get like a ||flame emitter shield or something and just spin around it's pretty easy to clear them||

[magic narwhal]

|| Her design and dungeon is neat tho ||

[opaque sigil]

the game also basically requires you to have at least one known way to destroy them to even reach the fight

the worst part about using ||riju is when she randomly drops the field, idk why that happens||

[indigo nymph]

Yeah all the ||main bosses were pretty easy to fight without the sages except for the Goron on but that ones also possible without yunobo||

[magic narwhal]

Discord let me upload this lol

[indigo nymph]

That happens when she gets stuned or knocked down

[opaque sigil]

||for those four I agree, but seized construct kinda sucks ||

[magic narwhal]

|| Design wise she’s my favourite and so is lightning temple ||

[opaque sigil]

I've seen it happen when she was nowhere near an enemy but maybe she got shot or something

[magic narwhal]

Also agree on that one

[indigo nymph]

Well it also stops after a certain amount of time or if ur on rough terrain and she dissapears

[magic narwhal]

No it’s || when she runs off to fight a Gibdo when you need her ability ||

[pulsar knoll]

My game gets soooo laggy when im streaming it

[opaque sigil]

I assumed it was terrain in some regard

[indigo nymph]

Idk haven't fought that one yet

Probably gonna fight it today if it's where I think it is

[opaque sigil]

||whistling supposedly summons sages to you but it's not very consistent||

[magic narwhal]

It doesn’t work for me really

[opaque sigil]

gl, it's a cool fight

[magic narwhal]

Also doesn’t help for the situations with enemies because then the enemies get aggro on me again

[opaque sigil]

I mean you can always panic button throw a ||naydra shard|| at the ground or something, it'll hit you but you will go back up before enemies

or use a ||dazzle fruit||

or ||puffshroom||

[indigo nymph]

I also find the ||sages kinda annoying cuz they keep thining the enemies and stunning them when I'm trying to set up attacks, botw Def executed the powers better||

[opaque sigil]

||Muddle buds are also really strong, ||I didn't use them much in my first or second playthroughs but they are very effective

[coarse leaf]

ON GOD BRO I LOVED THAT PART

[magic narwhal]

|| Lightning Temple is also really demanding on your arrows for that boss ||

[opaque sigil]

yeah they can be clumsy

[magic narwhal]

With BOTW they felt natural because they were all tied to basic control functions

This def feels like a downgrade

[lost monolith]

||the riju part was annoying because there was two enemy encounters, a puzzle across the desert, and a boss fight, and they still make you do a dungeon afterwards||

[indigo nymph]

Yeah, here I find my self constantly running around finding them

[opaque sigil]

||other than tulin in the air the sages are generally annoying to use, even if I do generally like having companions who can do things they tend to get in the way so unless you're constantly summoning and dismissing it gets weird||

[opaque sigil]

I mean they all have a leadup sequence

[magic narwhal]

Like Daruk was your shield button, Revali was a longer jump press, Urbosa was a max charged spin attack and Mipha was just auto res

[lost monolith]

This one’s leadup just feels really long and drawn out

[indigo nymph]

I actually would prefer it being longer for all the main quests

[opaque sigil]

||imo the zora one was more annoying and artificial, at least the gerudo one was teaching you how to use the ability for much of it||

[lost monolith]

I feel like it could’ve been 30% shorter

[magic narwhal]

|| Yunobo is okay but only on vehicles ||

[opaque sigil]

would be better with an aim projection

[lost monolith]

Or all of the other quests could have been longer

[magic narwhal]

Gerudo I will buy because the stakes are clearly presented and pretty realistic

[lost monolith]

If they were all consistent it would’ve been fine

[opaque sigil]

the gerudo one doesn't really take substantially longer

[magic narwhal]

Arguably Goron was about as long

[lost monolith]

I think the annoying part is that the quests don’t feel like they’re connected

With all of the other ones it feels like you’re leading up to something cool

It doesn’t have the same feel with the gerudo one

[opaque sigil]

They involve more physical travel

[magic narwhal]

I mean yes and no

[coarse leaf]

OMG SPOILERS!!! USE TAG!!!!!!

[limpid nebula]

Back to scp files discussion

[opaque sigil]

with the ||zora and rito ones you're climbing towards a thing you can see in the sky which presents a more clear goal, in the gerudo one you're taking objectives as they come||

[coarse leaf]

😭 fr dawg

[magic narwhal]

|| Or do you mean the regions as a whole? Sages have very little relevancy in the grand scheme of the story ||

They are in many ways inferior Champions

[lost monolith]

This

[indigo nymph]

Also the powers r kinda worse too

[opaque sigil]

their narrative relevancy basically is their mechanical relevancy, aside from ||gating access to mineru for whatever reason||

[magic narwhal]

Ah yeah fair

[lost monolith]

||It feels like a collection of quests that spontaneously creates a temple not a journey to get to a temple||

[subtle flint]

||deez nuts||

[opaque sigil]

the powers are generally weaker but on much shorter cooldowns

[lost monolith]

The powers would be fine if they were more convenient to use

[magic narwhal]

|| Mineru, Zelda, Rauru and Ganondorf are the only relevant stonebearers ||

[opaque sigil]

||yes, the sages are all in supportive roles (even if the mechanical consequences of their absence in the ganondorf fight is pretty silly)||

[magic narwhal]

|| The others barely get any powers from their stones they don’t already have and they don’t really do anything to help Link that much (nothing nearly as impactful as the Champ’s final strike) ||

[lost monolith]

They could’ve made a pop up when you pull out your ||bow|| to prompt the ||lightning|| ability like they do for the ||paraglider||

[opaque sigil]

that would've been good

[magic narwhal]

I prefer the Champion’s more, they had more relevancy, agency and mechanical cohesion

[lost monolith]

And having the ||water|| one have a pop up when you ||shield|| would also make more sense

[opaque sigil]

the champions were in a pretty equal position in terms of relevancy and agency, if anything they had less

[lost monolith]

It’s just too inconvenient to use any of the abilities in an actual fight

[magic narwhal]

They at least mattered and were referenced way more after their arcs

[opaque sigil]

||the sages still get referenced after their arcs||

[magic narwhal]

|| After Mineru gives her exposition dump, the sages stop mattering to the plot entirely and it becomes entirely Ganon and Zelda focused ||

[opaque sigil]

they still matter and yes, once their arcs are done and the game moves towards its conclusion it focuses more on that conclusion

[magic narwhal]

You could take them out at that point and nothing changes

They stop mattering

[opaque sigil]

the same is true of the champions

[lost monolith]

The ||sages|| feel less cool than the champions did

[vivid belfry]

Depends on the fight

[opaque sigil]

they have no narrative consequence after completing their missions

[magic narwhal]

|| Not really and it’s hardly the same ||

[lost monolith]

Then again I skipped half of the cutscenes because they were too tedious

[opaque sigil]

so do the ||sages||

[magic narwhal]

Uh that message disappeared

[vivid belfry]

No you see it's different because ||the champions pointed a big laser at Ganondorf, and the sages just happened to show up at Ganondorf's front door by accident after announcing their intention to do so||

[magic narwhal]

They don’t end up doing anything near as significant, they don’t even || damage Ganondorf’s second phase ||

[opaque sigil]

have you tried to do that fight without them

[vivid belfry]

||drawing aggro from 5 Ganondorfs not important||

[magic narwhal]

It would probably be harder with the || clones || but that’s not the point

[opaque sigil]

if you had you'd know why they don't

[subtle flint]

SORBET MORE LIKE znorebet

[pulsar knoll]

Thats enough totk for today

[opaque sigil]

it is exactly the point

[subtle flint]

snorebet

[magic narwhal]

Story wise it’s not as important as what the Champs did to Calamity

[opaque sigil]

||it is, and they also literally just killed five bosses to let you get at the big guy||

[pulsar knoll]

What should i play 1.going under 2. splatoon 3. outer wilds

[magic narwhal]

|| They are just a distraction, why did they even need the stones ||

[vivid belfry]

Yeah and that sacrifice botw made for its story made the final boss lame as hell from a gameplay perspective

[pulsar knoll]

I liked the final boss