sk-discussion

[sinful flare]

the other one is really easy though

[gray parcel]

Nuh uh ()

[copper hatch]

farts dramatically

[coarse leaf]

like from celeste mods

[manic abyss]

how so?

[inland ravine]

Milk and kaang

[coral jacinth]

vomits horrificly

[sinful flare]

i read that as sans undertale

[ivory sluice]

there are 456 mentions of sayonara wild hearts and 445 of them are you

[sinful flare]

ynder the sunlight

[ivory sluice]

gwnj

[sinful flare]

hii gwnj

[pulsar knoll]

Yes

[gray parcel]

It was a joke

[pulsar knoll]

Hi gwnj

[surreal remnant]

really is that game’s one and only supporter

[gray parcel]

I don’t like being called a kid despite being 16

[sinful flare]

ok kid

[pulsar knoll]

Child

[burnt topaz]

kiddo

[coral jacinth]

guys I'm going to play fortnite battle royal for 47 weeks straight no breaks

[inland ravine]

Mental

[manic abyss]

what the hell, mental?

[ivory sluice]

calm down kid

[surreal remnant]

well you are a kid

[burnt topaz]

gwnj

[inland ravine]

Amina

[pulsar knoll]

Im oofy 8 now

[burnt topaz]

how are you

[inland ravine]

Well wbu

[burnt topaz]

alright

[coral jacinth]

I'm 16 yeah sure I don't like being called a kid but I know I'm still under that category

[manic abyss]

amina, I thought your pfp was din jarin

[burnt topaz]

i overslept and my parents fired me 😔

[surreal remnant]

i thought it was kratos for a second

[gray parcel]

I know that’s why I made a joke out of it

[coral jacinth]

just get hired again

[manic abyss]

I don't care about being called a kid, because I act like an immature little shit most of the time

[burnt topaz]

?av

[white sail]

Amina#5030

Server Avatar

[inland ravine]

. 🫂 pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat

[coral jacinth]

I prolly missed it mb 🗿

[manic abyss]

who's that?

[surreal remnant]

bill

[burnt topaz]

flagellant from dd2

[coral jacinth]

josh

[pulsar knoll]

@cunning axle wild hearts

OH SHIT SHIT

[manic abyss]

lmao

[coral jacinth]

you should just change your name to that

[uncut citrus]

🥹

[pulsar knoll]

Ok

[burnt topaz]

why would you do that

[inland ravine]

Reeves don't cry :(

[burnt topaz]

reeves

[uncut citrus]

im not crying look 🥹

[manic abyss]

that reaction was hilarious

[burnt topaz]

pretty close

[uncut citrus]

Mimina

[pulsar knoll]

I did it

[inland ravine]

Amina and reeves interact

[coral jacinth]

pog

[uncut citrus]

still not crying 🥹

[burnt topaz]

does she know

[uncut citrus]

i have an image for that

[coral jacinth]

I am going to nuke colorado

[uncut citrus]

its aout bullying

[inland ravine]

Lmao

[inland ravine]

Show me

[manic abyss]

why can't I change the nickname

[uncut citrus]

i'd rather just link it

[coral jacinth]

aout like aot

[inland ravine]

Ok

[coral jacinth]

aot in fortnite

[manic abyss]

did it

[coral jacinth]

I need to stop 🗿

[pulsar knoll]

Yes pls

[manic abyss]

where are Oofy 1-6?

[pulsar knoll]

Somewhere not here

[coral jacinth]

there are so many words I can just tie to fortnite it's hard not to

[pulsar knoll]

What about sayonara wild hearts

[coral jacinth]

sayonara wild hearts

[manic abyss]

Street Fighter in Fortnite, Star Wars in Fortnite, Dragon Ball in Fortnite, Marvel in Fortnite, John Wick in Fortnite, etc.

[keen blaze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/1113192454586388550/NoSayonaraWildHearts.gif

[pulsar knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-106-rule106-goku-ahit-gif-23673363

[coral jacinth]

I can tie pls to fortnite with very sqewed logic

[manic abyss]

I wanna play A Hat In Time

[coral jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/rules-rule-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-dragon-ball-super-gif-24904789

[gray parcel]

Based

[inland ravine]

At least hollow knight is safe/j

[pulsar knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/a-hat-in-time-murder-falling-gif-24196609

[coral jacinth]

NOOOOOO

[coarse leaf]

hm?

[manic abyss]

I've binge watched dbs, it doesn't look that good

[uncut citrus]

of course that summons you

[pulsar knoll]

True

[uncut citrus]

well i guess i'll just send it

[coral jacinth]

Bioshock inf is finished

[coral jacinth]

wtf

[inland ravine]

oh :0

[coral jacinth]

gay

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[inland ravine]

Reeves explain what happened in this pic

[uncut citrus]

you saw it before gwnj

[inland ravine]

I didn't..I don't remember seeing this

[uncut citrus]

hmm look

[coral jacinth]

ain't no way this was in my auto play 🗿
https://open.spotify.com/track/1K45maA9jDR1kBRpojtPmO?si=cc028a26491d4952

[uncut citrus]

you even replied to it with 😭

[inland ravine]

I just noticed the hair and the color swap

[pulsar knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

[coral jacinth]

please stop that's literally what I heard at the start 🗿

[pulsar knoll]

No

[coral jacinth]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1nJOtOQJqzHaxh8kzuudxR?si=a052611048e046be

what I didn't see the phonk part

[pulsar knoll]

Sayonara wild hearts disc server when

[coral jacinth]

Simo is on

[sinful flare]

why is this
on
spotify

[coral jacinth]

mr beast

[sinful flare]

MISTUH BEEEEAAAAAAST

[lone crown]

[ivory sluice]

is it region locked in my country or something because i see no song

[coarse leaf]

shutup

[coral jacinth]

it's a glitch I'm pretty sure

[sinful flare]

bro think he vergil

[coral jacinth]

It happened to me with a song I sent earlier

[uncut citrus]

no, i think you should shut up

[coral jacinth]

it's just the mr beast version of attack of the killer queen 🗿

[sinful flare]

not even phonk?

[coral jacinth]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4i0oGvIIrkoTLNCYJWnMvh?si=80652d4803e54014

pog

[coarse leaf]

okay

[sinful flare]

my god i am gonna die

[ivory sluice]

i still dont see the song

[subtle flint]

[coral jacinth]

I alt f4ed my discord and reopened it that fixed it for me

[inland ravine]

Who is this person (the 2nd one)
Sam

[uncut citrus]

hi Sam

[uncut citrus]

Who is this person (the 1st one)

[inland ravine]

:0

[sinful flare]

WHOS THAT POKEMON

[coral jacinth]

I made my android mobile keyboard ultrakill themed lmfao

[coarse leaf]

zal is maybe the last person i expected you to have dms with

[inland ravine]

Darling it's you <3/p

[inland ravine]

Yep lmao

[sinful flare]

did zal

[inland ravine]

I meant the 2nd person named June btw. Anybody know them?

[sinful flare]

uh nevermind

[burnt topaz]

no never heard of them

[uncut citrus]

[strong veldt]

Yeah June starts tomorrow

[sinful flare]

fuck you deviant

[uncut citrus]

[coral jacinth]

idk but I have a relative named april

[inland ravine]

Oh

[strong veldt]

You're literally a dwarf

[sinful flare]

there are mfs named september in turkey

[burnt topaz]

why what did they say to you

[sinful flare]

why are people named after months

[coral jacinth]

idk

[burnt topaz]

why are months named after people

[sinful flare]

nothing against them

[coral jacinth]

why are numbers named after numbers

[sinful flare]

why are you named after food

[inland ravine]

They just said hi and give the pic of an anime girl doing a heart hand

[velvet sentinel]

why are you named like you had a seizure typing your name?

[burnt topaz]

oooh

[coral jacinth]

long story but it started with a stand from jojo called limp bizcuit

[uncut citrus]

gwnj has a secret admirer

[sinful flare]

if i were you i'd post the vergil face

[ivory sluice]

restarted my fuckin laptop i still dont see it

[sinful flare]

just doing a blank stare at them

[coral jacinth]

Bruh 🗿

[ivory sluice]

anyways kaan how did it go

[sinful flare]

mid but tomorrows easy af i dont even have to study

[coral jacinth]

it was a helltaker ost lmfao

[ivory sluice]

(that's what i said before failing the tax exam)

[sinful flare]

are you me

[uncut citrus]

hi!

[sinful flare]

next up is only english lol

[coral jacinth]

I got a 90 percent on my algebra 2 exam by half guessing

[pulsar knoll]

oh shit

[ivory sluice]

english easiest language in the world

[sinful flare]

fr

[pulsar knoll]

yae htats Rtue

[sinful flare]

funnily enough i can read english way faster than i can read turkish

[pulsar knoll]

Hmm

[gray parcel]

Real

[coral jacinth]

discord moment

[gray parcel]

Imagine having 4 words for “the”

[sinful flare]

turkish has 0 words for "the"

[ivory sluice]

You don't even have to read english words correctly and they still make sense

[sinful flare]

its that great

[sage glade]

same for bengali lmao

[gray parcel]

It’s weird that German and English share the same words sometimes, cuz German sounds like broken English

[sage glade]

we don't even have "is", we just stick nouns and verbs together

[coral jacinth]

you don't even have to read most of a word for it to make sense

[burnt topaz]

theyre both germanic languages so its not super weird

[coral jacinth]

bionic reading moment lmfao

[sinful flare]

we have words that are one sentence

[burnt topaz]

i wish german and english were more similar, like spanish and italian

[sage glade]

such as?

[wheat sail]

good morning USA

[burnt topaz]

good morning kirb

[sage glade]

hi docstar

[wheat sail]

hello aminer

[sage glade]

i mean joestar, i mean kirbstar

[coral jacinth]

good morning kirb

[wheat sail]

hi typooo OMGG G GOGMGOGOGM hi pankakke OMGOMGOMGO

[coarse leaf]

no

[coral jacinth]

happy birthday

[sinful flare]

avrupalılaştıramadıklarımızdan mısın

[coarse leaf]

hi kirb

[ivory sluice]

Slavic languages so good that if you know one of them you know all of them

[sinful flare]

not as insane as german unfortunately

[sage glade]

what does it mean 💀

[coral jacinth]

what does that mean

[wheat sail]

hi rat 🐀

[sinful flare]

"are you one of those who we failed to make european" it sounds stupid but it is a famous example

[sage glade]

what

[sinful flare]

what

[sage glade]

A tier insult

[wheat sail]

who

[gray parcel]

Not really

[coral jacinth]

probably a figure of speech in turkey

[sinful flare]

lmaoooo

[sage glade]

ye

[wheat sail]

to be european

[sage glade]

to annoy you

[wheat sail]

it will exist no copium

[coral jacinth]

why not

[obtuse glacier]

:rofl

[sinful flare]

no its not a figure of speech its literally a fuck ton of suffixes combined together

[coral jacinth]

ah

so it's just nonsense

[sage glade]

antidisestablishmentarianism

[sinful flare]

your average turk can read that

[coral jacinth]

well obviously you are none of us in this chat are real

[sinful flare]

even the below average ones

[ivory sluice]

Below average turk?

[gray parcel]

Average new comer

[sinful flare]

well undereducated ones ig

[subtle flint]

Yo

[sinful flare]

ur mom

[obtuse glacier]

Guys no way pear voice reveal can be real

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-clones-buzz-lightyear-toy-story-gif-21609842

[ivory sluice]

Where fo you fall on the spectrum of turkishness kaan

[coral jacinth]

glitter is falling from my discord

[subtle flint]

I feel like shit

[sinful flare]

im average

[uncut citrus]

me?

[subtle flint]

[coral jacinth]

Benadryl

[sinful flare]

but im also like godawful at idioms

[uncut citrus]

i meant to type mh but i guess me works too

[wheat sail]

I will invite you to my BBQ

[uncut citrus]

i actually meant "mh?" 🥹

[wheat sail]

if that'll make you feel better

[subtle flint]

Please

[sinful flare]

im in

[uncut citrus]

Sam

[subtle flint]

I need to take a bath im so warm

[wheat sail]

not after last time

[sinful flare]

my hair is literally sweating

[coral jacinth]

bathe in oatmeal

[uncut citrus]

i cant invite you to bbq but if you want you can join me and Lily on LoL gaymin

[sage glade]

top 10 worst pickup lines

[sinful flare]

no

[wheat sail]

I had a ranked match and was stomping then my electricity went off and my team won without me

[sinful flare]

hop on ror2 instead (once my exams end)

[subtle flint]

I looked thru mine n my exes old pictures earlier which didnt make me feel better either

[wheat sail]

also i lost my LP

[uncut citrus]

since when do you play LoL again

[sage glade]

lattlepass?

[sinful flare]

i wish i was lying omfg the sun is a deadly laser

[wheat sail]

i play solo queue

sometimes

[sinful flare]

dang

[gray parcel]

I need to play more dark souls

[sage glade]

my dude tell me about it, it's been 35 degrees + here for 3 days and they fucking shut down the electricity for 2 hours randomly every day

[uncut citrus]

join me and Lily tbh

[sinful flare]

i need to play more dmc5

[uncut citrus]

Sam and Jonny played yesterday too..

[coral jacinth]

gonna solo que on among us

Among us battle royal

[sinful flare]

IT SAYS 22 DEGREES

[ivory sluice]

i need to get more game

[sinful flare]

IT IS NOT 22 DEGREES

[coral jacinth]

fallout new vegas is free on epic if you're interested

[sinful flare]

IT FELT LIKE THRICE THE AMOIT IF THAT

[ivory sluice]

Weakling im doing fine

[subtle flint]

Humidity matters kaan

[sinful flare]

70% humidity

[hot rampart]

Howdy back

[coral jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/sfm-soldier-tf2-meme-american-gif-24728385

[uncut citrus]

Phoebee

[sage glade]

yeesh i feel for you man, gl

[uncut citrus]

join me and Lily on LoL imo

[subtle flint]

Pheobs

[sinful flare]

is that supposed to be agonizing

[subtle flint]

Reev ill join when im home if ur still playing mby?

On the bus right now

[sage glade]

yeah, means your sweat can't evaporate so it feels hotter

[uncut citrus]

take your time hun

[sinful flare]

omg

[hot rampart]

Reeves!

[subtle flint]

Thanks honey

[coral jacinth]

it's interesting to be near sea level

[sinful flare]

yeah i felt sweat rain down my hair

[ivory sluice]

30%

[sinful flare]

i mean run down

[ivory sluice]

Rundown? Like my mental state?

[sinful flare]

breakdown

[sage glade]

@haughty ingot omg you can have the goober as a pokemon in th8!!!

[coral jacinth]

I used to live in the mountains lmfao

[coarse leaf]

barely survived one of the fury sisters things with the boss heat modifier (i think thats what causes it?) without using any death defiance

[sinful flare]

i have to walk up a hill to home

[haughty ingot]

ran

[young saffron]

The sun isnt even out and the humdiity fucking increased

[gray parcel]

Sucks to suck

[sinful flare]

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ALIVE

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/theyluvv_kali-crying-spongebob-wtf-gif-22482597

[young saffron]

I am indeed not alive my current bill is praying

[gray parcel]

It’s not even that bad

Only 86°

[sinful flare]

my family will still refuse to get an AC lo

i mean at least its not as horrible

[sage glade]

screenshot from a few days ago
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/297337558159851522/883292741893771295/unknown.png

[sinful flare]

when inside the house

[hot rampart]

Today i shall walk to the gas station at 6 in the morning

[coral jacinth]

I've been through a summer in nevada without ac and it was miserable I can only imagine florida

[sinful flare]

idk i dont have a tool to measure tempeature nnhumidity

[haughty ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/fumo-touhou-discord-fumofumo-anime-gif-22758064

[ivory sluice]

Americans will tell you "bro 90° is not that bad" and then they have 3 AC's and a fan in their room

[sinful flare]

Somewhere in Nevada

[coral jacinth]

literally saw that when I watched madness combat and pogged

[sage glade]

90 degrees is right tbh

[sinful flare]

[subtle flint]

Fucking muricans with their built in ac

[gray parcel]

No it’s cuz it gets to 100° here regularly

[sinful flare]

90 C???? What

[coral jacinth]

I lived in alaska for most my life so I'm on the other end lmfao

[wheat sail]

kelvin

[sage glade]

built in where?

[coarse leaf]

i wish

[coral jacinth]

everywher

[gray parcel]

Y’all just have those 5ft thick walls

[coral jacinth]

they're in the streets

[sage glade]

like 5g towers?

[coral jacinth]

yeah

we have giant ac units outside

[sage glade]

dang that's 22st century tech

[jolly island]

aloha chatters

[coral jacinth]

22st 🗿

[sinful flare]

hi oofy

[lament lotus]

3nd

[sinful flare]

isnt that a pokemon region

[sage glade]

it's oofy prime

[jolly island]

prepare thyself

[sinful flare]

Twenty secost

YOU CANT ESCAPE

[coral jacinth]

JUDGEMENT

[sinful flare]

DESTROY

[coral jacinth]

CRUSH

[sinful flare]

YES THATS IT

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-v1-ultrakill-suit-smile-gif-26496634

[coral jacinth]

gonna shoot the dog rq brb

[sage glade]

dog? dark souls reference

[gray parcel]

THY END IS NOW

[jolly island]

silly,

[gray parcel]

Oofy

[sinful flare]

myhouse.wad ref

[gray parcel]

Im no longer part of the oofy lore

[coral jacinth]

don't worry it doesn't hurt the dog it's a daily occurence

[gray parcel]

[ivory sluice]

Kaans brain wasn't doing anything for 5 seconds and defaulted yo ultrakill

[sinful flare]

oofy said an ultrakill like thats why

[coral jacinth]

woah dishonored finished downloading I can finally play bioshock 1

[sinful flare]

line*

[jolly island]

ooooo are you playing it for the first time?

[coral jacinth]

yeah going in blind too

[vale temple]

kaan hop on

[sinful flare]

thats dishonored

[jolly island]

AH!

[sinful flare]

cant hop on

[jolly island]

enjoy that, that game is special.

[coral jacinth]

only bioshock I played was like one hour of infinite

so I don't know much

[sinful flare]

FREE AT LAST

[coral jacinth]

I downloaded all the bioshocks earlier I was just waiting for dishonored to finish downloading to play

[jolly island]

going into bioshock completely blind is amazing. i’m so glad i had that experience. i never played bioshock 2 or infinite tho…..

[subtle flint]

Dishonored is amazing

[jolly island]

i heard they didn’t hold up compared to 1

[subtle flint]

So is bioshock

[coral jacinth]

eh prolly play all of them anyways cause I got nothing else to do

[jolly island]

unzip him Mr. B! unzip him!

[jolly island]

fair enough, the first one is so good

[gray parcel]

Is that the water one?

[coral jacinth]

I'm kinda waiting for the song I'm listening to end before I play lmfao

[jolly island]

my only complaint with bioshock 1 is SPOILER AHEAD ||the final boss is dummy easy and super underwhelming||

[jolly island]

yes

[pulsar knoll]

This is the final level i need to wild rank

[jolly island]

oh god

[coral jacinth]

I gotta get out of here I'm compelled to click all black boxes

[jolly island]

don’t do it

[coral jacinth]

glad it wasn't a major one but still lmfao

[jolly island]

the game is truly special, it’s a shame to spoil it

[gray parcel]

Huh

[coral jacinth]

alr gonna start it now

[jolly island]

have fun!

[pulsar knoll]

What game

[jolly island]

original bioshock

[gray parcel]

Im gonna kill midir in NG+

This will suck

[coral jacinth]

took a long ass time to start got concerned for a sec

shit it gotta download more stuff lmfao

[jolly island]

bioshocks music is also amazing. reminiscent of the fallout games with the 40’s/50’s style.

[coral jacinth]

pog

[jolly island]

though to be fair i guess it’s not really developed by 2k, it’s just music they pulled.

[coral jacinth]

I'm gonna start off on hard mode but might have to change it

[subtle flint]

Nah ur gamer enough

[jolly island]

the game is fairly easy so i’d recommend that

[coral jacinth]

Ah alr

[sinful flare]

ooooo you wanna click it ||o||||o||||o||||o||||h||||h||||h|||| ||||y||||e||||s|||| ||||y||||o||||u|||| ||||w||||a||||n||||n||||a|||| ||||o||||o||||o||||o||||o||

[trim estuary]

||pop||||pop||||pop||

[coral jacinth]

You already know I clicked all of them don't you

[sinful flare]

how would i know

[pulsar knoll]

I cant do this level 😭

[sinful flare]

W rank

[vale temple]

work smarter

[ivory sluice]

||oooh you are a boykisser aren't you||

[trim estuary]

You are too

[kindred pewter]

This has come back to haunt me omfg

[sinful flare]

youre diagnosed with gay

[gray parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1026891016239841414/1093170290156118096/uncaption-1.gif

[kindred pewter]

||n||||o||

[trim estuary]

That’s actually not the boykisser

[cedar trench]

SCHOOL'S OVER BITCHES

[ivory sluice]

I'm butch?

[crisp drift]

Wooooooo!

[cedar trench]

i realized i can block my classmates from looking at my insta stories

[cedar trench]

i posted lyrics to like 20 songs

[trim estuary]

My school has four more full days but they’re not even taking attendance what is the point of this

[crisp drift]

School likes to do that.

Though mine ends on 17th June, still a long way to go.

[ivory sluice]

I have a month left 🙂

[crisp drift]

Technically this week is exam week.

[lone crown]

I still have so much school l egg rft

[trim estuary]

He egg rft 💀💀💀

[ivory sluice]

Egg nft

[wheat sail]

ill give 5k

[lone crown]

Really fungible token

[weak sable]

Lol just saw an article that said June 2023 confirmed based on the latest announcement tweet.

[surreal remnant]

it’s wrong

[lone crown]

I love it when

[surreal remnant]

that’s an old tweet from xbox that has since been invalidated

[lone crown]

misinformation

[sinful flare]

HI ANN

im still at school fuck you

[surreal remnant]

why do people only know about the window after the window is invalidated

[cedar trench]

ahhahaha it's been one hell of a hell of a hell of a week

anyway

[ivory sluice]

One hell of a hell

[sinful flare]

its been one hell

[sage glade]

with your help, we can make it two!

[cedar trench]

i posted "i just killed a cop now [censored]" to my insta story and i think my crush (who's trying to get into my music) has listened to it

that's it

i fumbled

[sinful flare]

i got the nuclear codes lets do this

[ivory sluice]

Someone is specifically trying to get into your music i think thats good

[gray parcel]

Confined what?

[lone crown]

Nah you fucking won

[cedar trench]

she listened to death grips for me ❤️

can a radioactive - imagine dragons girl and a no love - death grips girl get together?

[sinful flare]

ngl its already two hells here

[ivory sluice]

Yes

[sinful flare]

godawful weather and exams :trelele:

[cedar trench]

you too kaan?

i just heard thunder roar it sounded like an airstrike

[sinful flare]

70% humidity
what do you think

[ivory sluice]

Dry as bone where i am

[gray parcel]

Same

[surreal remnant]

humidity is 84% where i’m at

[gray parcel]

Sun is finally coming out

[wheat sail]

55% humidity

[sinful flare]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain-obliterate-yourself-now-risk-of-rain-ltg-gif-24997259

[sinful flare]

yo the sun is gay

[vale temple]

moon?

[surreal remnant]

🎵here comes the sun🎵

[sinful flare]

https://youtu.be/LA9Ese4L_PM

[lone crown]

Does dino rhyme with minnow

[sinful flare]

the fuck is that word

[lone crown]

Absolutely, yes?

[lone crown]

Minnow is a kind of fish

[sinful flare]

idk im going to BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN in a bit bye nerds

[gray parcel]

For pride month

[lone crown]

-calls chat nerds
-mentions “BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN”

Wrong

[surreal remnant]

it does

[sinful flare]

that means im gonna progress through vergil campaign

[lone crown]

Minnow

Dino

Its like how Bomb and Tomb rhyme

[uncut citrus]

Yes?

[placid ether]

I've been summoned

[lone crown]

Or how alone and won rhyme

[uncut citrus]

I’m FR

[placid ether]

Bomb tomb

[marsh ibex]

I want to vomit

[uncut citrus]

YOU???

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED FOR YOU TO WANT TO VOMIT???

Joker are you okay??????

You didn’t vomit after drinking whatever the hell was that brew you made

If you want to vomit I assume you drunk something even worst which is a big health concern

[wheat sail]

relax reeves youre not his mom

or are you

[marsh ibex]

physics

[uncut citrus]

Joker I’m taking you to the hospital

[wheat sail]

were you riding a rollercoaster

[marsh ibex]

The class makes me physically ill every time the prof lectures

[wheat sail]

oh

is this first year

[marsh ibex]

I don’t get the material and he’s a condescending prick so I don’t feel comfortable in asking

my ass goes to fucjing whatever bullshit tutoring and it didn’t help for another quiz

I’m gonna do so bad

[wheat sail]

I had the option to take physics first year and half the people i talked to struggled even if they did some in high school

[marsh ibex]

I just don’t get what the hell I’m missing or doing wrong

[wheat sail]

just survive 😔

[lone crown]

I can relate but with calc

Well certain topics in it

[graceful beacon]

What’s good bugs

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-gif-26160612

[wooden quest]

Mfw I’m taking physics at uni in September

[wheat sail]

good luck

maybe you wanna review some high school physics, or not

[marsh ibex]

Brace yourself

Get a head start on your physics knowledge now so you don’t have to rely on your fucking prof

[sage glade]

how hard can it be :clueless:
pi = e = sqrt(g)
sinx = x
cosx = 1

[wheat sail]

idk

[cerulean sable]

dont rely on your prof applies to 80% of your college classes

[wheat sail]

even though i did calc i forgot everything when the semester ended

[cerulean sable]

you eventually find meet someone who REALLY knows their shit

[wheat sail]

maybe in the advanced classes

and profs generally know their shit but lot of them can't teach so

[marsh ibex]

man

Why couldn’t HS prepare me for that

[opal dew]

Chat I drank a monster and now I don't feel well

[marsh ibex]

instead of everything else they said would happen that hasn’t happened

Guess I’m just fucked

[sage glade]

it's often easier to learn from other students because the feeling of confusion is still fresh on their minds

[ivory sluice]

Weak ass i drink 3 a day

[sinful flare]

i swallowed a monster me neither

[tall juniper]

Your kidneys are failing parmy

[opal dew]

I used to be able to stomach them well what happened 😭😭

[hot rampart]

I just did the most mission passed + respect shit ever

[sage glade]

what's in monsters?

[gray parcel]

kidney stones: 🗿

[sinful flare]

i might end up killin my kidney

[wheat sail]

1 cup of water per week

[gray parcel]

what did you do?

[wheat sail]

you only need G-fuel and sprite

[sage glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/163382741491122176/1110893295237865486/20230524_062146.jpg

[sinful flare]

PHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHWHHHWHAHSJSMWIWHSJAWXIBKXGLQXGJLQJZFLAITPQXGIPGWKLDHLA

[ivory sluice]

Nuh uh

[sinful flare]

FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN THI6E 6

HHAHAHAHSHHEHEHEHRUWHAH IM DYING OH MY GOD

[gray parcel]

heart attack: 🗿

[sinful flare]

OMY

[hot rampart]

I was in my local gas station buying a coke and sour patch kids

And there was a guy at the counter next to me paying for his shit, and the moment he left the woman at the register said "men, am i right?"

[ivory sluice]

Nuh uh

I'm built differend

[wheat sail]

what did he do

[sage glade]

skyblock ain't so hard after all

[wheat sail]

just paying for stuff?

[sinful flare]

Im going to make a cobblestone generator with my kidneys now

[gray parcel]

nice

[wheat sail]

[sage glade]

trial it on someone else's first

[gray parcel]

no you arent

[hot rampart]

he said something stupid i think, i don't remember.
But the key part of this story is that im trans and pass well enough to have people bad mouth men in front of me

[ivory sluice]

Combine Monster energy coffe flavour with Whiskey and ice i call it the kidney killer

[sinful flare]

even if it fails or not im going to meet god either way

[wheat sail]

wdym by pass well enough

[gray parcel]

nvm that sounded bad

[sage glade]

look feminine enough

[wheat sail]

ooh

[sage glade]

i w onder if i should eat a tub of icrecream

[hot rampart]

Be convincingly woman

[ivory sluice]

Yes

[gray parcel]

but arent you a woman?

[hot rampart]

Transfem rite of passage

[sage glade]

thank you, i shall gulp it all down using monster as the solvent

[gray parcel]

im hungry

but its like a bored hungry

[wheat sail]

eat a kebab

[ivory sluice]

Good idea

[burnt topaz]

i could go for kebab rn

[coarse leaf]

Wth

[coarse leaf]

I didn't understand a single thing

[burnt topaz]

ikr sour patch kids? 🤢

[uncut citrus]

i dont have those here so idk what they are like

[burnt topaz]

i thought the story was explained well enough man

[uncut citrus]

i mean kids, we dont have kids in switzerland

[burnt topaz]

me neither

[ivory sluice]

Fuck you if you don't like sour things

I never had sour patch kids though what are tbose

[gray parcel]

why a coke and sour patch kids in the morning?

[sinful flare]

@sage glade ok ngl that was the funniest shit ive seen ever youve reached the peak of comedy and the funny internet man award goes to you and absolutely no one else

[gray parcel]

sour candy

[burnt topaz]

are they like, sour jelly babies

[ivory sluice]

Idk i just like eating lemons and shit like that

[coarse leaf]

what are you guys talking about?

[burnt topaz]

because jelly babies are kinda egh

[sage glade]

thanks bro

[burnt topaz]

do you eat lemons like you would an orange

[kindred pewter]

okay this is crazy

[hot rampart]

I got the watermelon kind

[sage glade]

PEELED LEMON

[hot rampart]

Not that you'd know what that is

[burnt topaz]

lime

[opal dew]

I eat lemons like apples

[sage glade]

idk the difference, i ain't ever seen the yellow kind

[burnt topaz]

lime sweets are horrible

[wheat sail]

blue raspberry is best

[quiet token]

[pulsar knoll]

I CANT BEAT IT

[quiet token]

this is a puzzle btw

[pulsar knoll]

😭

[uncut citrus]

same! at least used to

well i mean i dont really eat them

just crunch to get the juice

[ivory sluice]

Watermelons are the most mid tasting thing in the universe people like watermelon because it's summer and you're thirsty those things are 99% water

[coarse leaf]

lemosare so asilly

[sage glade]

en passent then promote either left pawn then right pawn?

ez

[vivid belfry]

Watermelon quality is wildly variable

[pulsar knoll]

Typo this level is impossible help me

[vivid belfry]

You can get watermelons that literally just taste like water, or super sweet ones

[burnt topaz]

so ive only ever had bad watermelon

[kindred pewter]

I grew out of watermelons

[sage glade]

is that the one with first person camera?

[burnt topaz]

i would give super sweet watermelons a shot but the watery ones suck

[kindred pewter]

I used to like them, not anymore

[sinful flare]

I am drunkkk i thought this was drg

[sage glade]

try shooting all the wolves and point crystals

[pulsar knoll]

No thats dead of the night

[sage glade]

hm

[sinful flare]

i have a mod that replaces rival tech light with rgb i think thats why

[pulsar knoll]

Here is the problem after the wolves die they drop crystals

[hot rampart]

fuck you
Watermelon is so fucking good. You've been having shitty watermelons i bet.
The fucking crunchy ones

They taste good

[pulsar knoll]

But i also need to kill alot of wolves

[wheat sail]

its a bit of a hassle to cut them tho

[sage glade]

ye ig focus on the crystals

also memorize the pattern of wolves

[pulsar knoll]

Yea i shoukd

[sinful flare]

is this fuckin neon white

[pulsar knoll]

The best i got is about 60k

[ivory sluice]

What do you mean crunchy watermelons

You don't eat the green part

I've had the sweet ones it's just sugar water

[sinful flare]

crunchy watermelons????

[hot rampart]

There are two types of water melon.
Crunch garbage
And soft delicate membrane that nearly melts in your mouth

[heady iron]

crunchy eggs

[ivory sluice]

Sugar water

[kindred pewter]

absolute perfection, I eat them all the time

[hot rampart]

There is only one good kind of water melon

[gray parcel]

watermelon candy 🤮

[sinful flare]

what.mm. curncyy wateremloknsm????

[hot rampart]

Bro
Im a bee. Of course i like sugar water shit dip

[sinful flare]

Thse exiets????

[ivory sluice]

Makes sense

[sinful flare]

good miss would you like me to contact an asylum

[hot rampart]

No but i might need an ambulance in a sec

[gray parcel]

your pfp is clearly an elf

[hot rampart]

Im like a vampire.
This is my human form

The other one is a bee

[gray parcel]

are you like the bee from HK?

[hot rampart]

No

[kindred pewter]

wtf impossible

[gray parcel]

-catV1

[sinful flare]

Whar.
..........

War

[ebon sand]

Most sane discord channel

[pulsar knoll]

Guys

[gray parcel]

DIE

[sinful flare]

Shut up

[sage glade]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-me-eating-melon-reimu-i-love-melon-melon-reimu-watermelon-gif-19223580

[sinful flare]

THY END IS NOW

[pulsar knoll]

Help me

[kindred pewter]

JUDGEMENT

[sinful flare]

PREPARE THYSELF!

[pulsar knoll]

Sayonara wild hearts hates me and wants to kick me in the balls

[kindred pewter]

DIE

[sage glade]

[pulsar knoll]

With a machine gun

[sinful flare]

CRUSH!!

[pulsar knoll]

And 2 giant sword

[kindred pewter]

USELESS

[pulsar knoll]

And a eye

[sinful flare]

WEAK

[gray parcel]

DESTROY

[pulsar knoll]

And tarot cards

And wolves

[hot rampart]

This is my cousin for reference

[pulsar knoll]

And something else

[hot rampart]

I don't wanna reveal my bee face

[sinful flare]

phoebic

man i feel

i think im becoming insane

[kindred pewter]

so relatable

im already insane

[sinful flare]

im laughing to myself 24/7 help

[hot rampart]

Im actually soooooo sane

[pulsar knoll]

Doxxed

[smoky nebula]

I wonder is anyone here is melissophobic

[gray parcel]

like the song by infected mushroom?

[pulsar knoll]

Whats that

[hot rampart]

What sleep deprivation does to a mfer

[sinful flare]

what the fuck

[gray parcel]

nah

[sinful flare]

no i slept very healthily today

[pulsar knoll]

You need a bit of wild hearts

[smoky nebula]

Extreme fear of bees

[sinful flare]

like at 11 pm and woke up at 6 am

[pulsar knoll]

I kinda have that but kinda dont

[hot rampart]

Dude thats my sister

[ivory sluice]

Exam stress

[sinful flare]

the insanity is taking me over

[pulsar knoll]

Oops that was your twin sister

[smoky nebula]

He knows where your hive is

[uncut citrus]

Very very rare Kaan healthy sleep moment

[sinful flare]

i must roll the gacha

[grand ferry]

@quiet token black to play to gain advantage

[hot rampart]

Nah man, fraternal...can't find shit on us

[gray parcel]

every bee is a sister

[sinful flare]

god fucking damn the mother cats leaving baby cats to us

[gray parcel]

execpt for drones

[hot rampart]

I have many hives. I am a beeal estate agent

[sinful flare]

im keeping a baby cat a mother cat barely visits and this one sneezes constantly

[uncut citrus]

Yeah they do that

[pulsar knoll]

Drones get killled after a week

[sinful flare]

irresponsible sons of bitches motherfuckers

[uncut citrus]

@burnt topaz YOU!

[burnt topaz]

it is

i wasnt with you till those last words

[gray parcel]

after they served their purpose

[sinful flare]

L

[gray parcel]

i am so good at english

[pulsar knoll]

I’m

[sinful flare]

I'm

[gray parcel]

🤓

[pulsar knoll]

😜

[ivory sluice]

kbitty

[sinful flare]

kitty

[ivory sluice]

show kbitty

[pulsar knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[sage glade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/484076945223581698/1109996431965687888/Breed.gif

[ivory sluice]

caught it

[sage glade]

scp

[kindred pewter]

this scared the shit out of me

im literally going insane by this small math work
only 5 questions..AND I CAN'T DO IT

[pulsar knoll]

My guy was wearing a shirt saying fuck off and having the pphub phont

[ivory sluice]

just ask chat gpt

[sage glade]

feel free to ask me if you want help

[ivory sluice]

how the fuck did you just spell font

[gray parcel]

[kindred pewter]

Alright one second

[pulsar knoll]

[quiet token]

uhhhhhhhhhh e6

[modest night]

what year are you in

i can maybe help you if you're not past your first year of uni 🥴

[pulsar knoll]

124th year

[sage glade]

year of the silksong

[ivory sluice]

year of the gamer! woo hoo!

[sage glade]

game of the year* 🤓

[ivory sluice]

not what i meant you pitiful ant

[sage glade]

now you did

[quiet token]

i dont know the rest tbh it just looks funny :3

[gray parcel]

silksong wont have shit on totk

hell spiderman wont have shit on it

[kindred pewter]

ok so, im doing vertex paraboles, and im not in uni, im going to 10th grade but
the first question is y = x^2 + 16x + 71
im supposed to convert it into a factorized form

[ivory sluice]

youre saying spiderman 2 wont have shit on silksong?

[gray parcel]

on tears of the kingdom silly

[pulsar knoll]

Silly little boy

[ivory sluice]

meow

[sage glade]

mind if i help you in dms? i don't wanna clog up chat here

[kindred pewter]

sure

[sonic hamlet]

What the FUCK is that

[marsh ibex]

No clog it up here

[crisp drift]

That is math.

[marsh ibex]

Oh you want to factor that

[gray parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920152531995353128/1085827108565155890/D765317B-D531-4709-BDC8-7EC97CFE8485.gif

[ivory sluice]

Hmm

[velvet sentinel]

gunner does have something against fall dmg

[crisp drift]

Oh you can't use the quadratic formula thingy.

[pulsar knoll]

I need help finding a gift for my friend cuz its his bday

[crisp drift]

The determinant is negative.

[sonic hamlet]

Why are you writing essays in maths

[sonic hamlet]

Get him a brick

[velvet sentinel]

through the window

[full niche]

Well you can if you know how to adapt it when the roots are complex

[pulsar knoll]

I need actual advice

[velvet sentinel]

gift him drg

[gray parcel]

give him a rock

[crisp drift]

I guess, my math teacher said he'll teach us how to in the future.

[ivory sluice]

The craziest fucking t shirt you can find

[sonic hamlet]

OK uhh get him a uhhh, something related to something he is interested in

[pulsar knoll]

Sayonara wild hearts merch

[crisp drift]

Idk i prefer pulling out my calculator XD.

[pulsar knoll]

He likes basketball

Maybe i can get him a ball

[strong veldt]

Buy a white t shirt.

[sonic hamlet]

Get him a cool new ball

Or a box of the classiest biscuits you can find

[pulsar knoll]

I got him a ball 🥹

[ivory sluice]

Classy biscuits 😭

[sonic hamlet]

Yessir

[pulsar knoll]

Biscuits with pink cream on it

[sinful flare]

Cheesy biscuits

[ivory sluice]

Most british sentence ever uttered

[crisp drift]

Biscuits have classes now? Since when did biscuits have their own society?

[sinful flare]

Wtf

[full niche]

That works too lol

[kindred pewter]

Typo is a very cool dude without him he would not have solved my insanity thanks to him

[quiet token]

get em some funny cheese

[pulsar knoll]

Ball of cheese

[ivory sluice]

Frosted sugar cookie?

[pulsar knoll]

I will write happy birthday!!! On it

[ivory sluice]

Chill it's just some normal math

[pulsar knoll]

Im like the best friend ever

[sonic hamlet]

Fancy pants biscuits

[pulsar knoll]

Ill get him sayonara wild hearts ostt on viynl

[ivory sluice]

Oi the bloody fancy pants biscuits mate

[crisp drift]

The literal translate of that would be cursed.

[ivory sluice]

If i got sayonara wild hearts ost on my birthday i would cry and they wouldnt be tears of joy

[hot rampart]

Sometimes i see people who knew me before i was trans in the wild, and i walk past them chuckling to myself when they don't recognize me

[sage glade]

Dang i was gonna reply to someone but mobile discord just made the message unfindable

[wheat sail]

tears of 😂

[sonic hamlet]

[pulsar knoll]

I dont remember anyone tbh

[ivory sluice]

Wtf you get to meet people twice

[crisp drift]

Sunflower: casually producing a massive sphere of plasma every 40 seconds.

[hot rampart]

I also have to go through puberty twice
So it balances out

[tulip edge]

It's just quirky like that

[wheat sail]

There are zombies on the lawn

[sage glade]

Sekiro

[wheat sail]

There are zombies on the lawn

[sage glade]

Meet people twice

[opal dew]

crazy dave type shi

[crisp drift]

Sunflower could've just shoot the zombies with the suns it produced.

[tulip edge]

We don't want zombies on the laaawwn

[tulip edge]

And give them the power of vitamin D? They'd destroy us all

[ivory sluice]

Anyone remember that tboi plant vs zombies style game

[tulip edge]

What's a tboi

[pulsar knoll]

Tboi means tboi

[ivory sluice]

The binding of isaac

[crisp drift]

The bindings of isaac.

[wheat sail]

The binding of isaac the binding of repentance meat isaac

[crisp drift]

[coarse leaf]

hii

[ivory sluice]

Omg evan hii

[hot rampart]

Holy shit i love watermelon sourpatch kids

[coarse leaf]

hiii person with a job now

phoebee .. i have 99 koroks

[wheat sail]

hiii evan

[ivory sluice]

"""""""""'job"""""''''""

[coarse leaf]

||and also i got fierce deity armor set||

[wheat sail]

wow parm whats the job

[hot rampart]

The hunt persists

[coarse leaf]

hiiii kirbbbb

[coarse leaf]

only 901 to go!

[ivory sluice]

Unpaid internship

[gray parcel]

theyre alright

[coarse leaf]

ive been doing shrines, im up to 2 stamina wheels and 16 hearts

[wheat sail]

oh what is it

[hot rampart]

You can upgrade that to some like crazy level of defense i think

[coarse leaf]

youre alright

[ivory sluice]

Tax office work

[gray parcel]

no im silly fella

[modest night]

sorry bestie i was fixing myself some dinner, did typo give you the delta trick? (i really don't know how you call the thingy you do before solving a quadratic equation in english)

[coarse leaf]

oh damn but dragon horns and stuff. ||contemplating trying to get the master sword but im not sure how to get on the light dragon|| please dont read that if you havent to the tked

[ivory sluice]

Evan do you remember me

[coarse leaf]

no

[sage glade]

it was about completing the square, not just factoring

[coarse leaf]

yeah

[sinful flare]

evan do you remember me

[coarse leaf]

WHAT THE FUCK

[ivory sluice]

You used to send me lemon demon music and i said it sucked ass

[hot rampart]

Fly.

[sinful flare]

WHAT

[coarse leaf]

i was about to say "you're kaangaming right" to the milk guy

[sinful flare]

[ivory sluice]

Lmao

[coarse leaf]

i just dont know the best way to get on

[tulip edge]

Evan do you remember me

[hot rampart]

Uppies

[coarse leaf]

yeah i know who you are i didnt forget

[coarse leaf]

but howw is there like a good tower or shrine i can access from

[modest night]

what does completing a square mean in a math context

[hot rampart]

Uppies tower

[modest night]

wow im looking it up and you guys really do not solve them like us lol

[coarse leaf]

no who the fuck are you

seriously do you guys think i have memory loss

[sinful flare]

pizza tower

[sage glade]

it's like getting as close to a factorization for quadratics which can't be factored

his question came out to be (x+8)^2 + 7

that thing

[coarse leaf]

hmmm ok so towerrs are good?? ||also i saved the deku tree are you proud of me|| ||bc you should be im proud of me||

[modest night]

interesting

[hot rampart]

Im so proud of you deary.

[coarse leaf]

yippee

[sage glade]

it lets you find the lowest/highest point on the parabola

[modest night]

don't think we were ever asked to do that in a quadratics context unless im misremembering tbh

we did that with derivation

[ivory sluice]

I remember i had this in school but i don't understand shit because i don't speak english

[sage glade]

yeah that's much easier lmao

[wheat sail]

been a minute since i did calc i forgor

[modest night]

yeah that thing sounds useless once you learn how to derivate

[coarse leaf]

ive done 62 shrines wow

[sinful flare]

ive done 0

[modest night]

but seems like a good factoring exercise at least

[sage glade]

i mean it does help to teach graph transformations (the 8 moves the graph left by 8 units, the 7 moves it up by 7)

[gray parcel]

oops

[modest night]

yeah ok we really didn't learn maths the same way 😭 honestly that's kinda funny

reminds me of people struggling at integrals when the french way eases into them a lot more

so it's not as big of a deal

[opal dew]

maths is for nerds or something idk i dont like maths

[ivory sluice]

Unfortunately math is my life

[gray parcel]

math is fun

[crisp drift]

I hate physics more than math.

[tulip edge]

Maths is cool 😡

[trim estuary]

Skill issue

[crisp drift]

Screw physics.

[pulsar knoll]

Math is cool cuz u become cultured

[quiet token]

physics and math are cool

[opal dew]

shut up "zip"

[uncut citrus]

shut up "Gingots"

[opal dew]

no

i can say anything i want

[trim estuary]

Gingerbread

[uncut citrus]

oh ok

[opal dew]

i have the mods in my pocket

[uncut citrus]

i respect your decision

[opal dew]

thanks

[pulsar knoll]

I dont respect

[ivory sluice]

Ok Jingots

[crisp drift]

Who thought putting ginger in bread?

[opal dew]

this u?

[tulip edge]

A genius

[coarse leaf]

wait no thats me wtf why would you do that

[ivory sluice]

That is the furthest thing from me you american

[coarse leaf]

@hot rampart i just got the ||master sword||

[opal dew]

im from england 😭

[pulsar knoll]

Master

[opal dew]

that might be worse actually

[ivory sluice]

Then what is that american ahh house

[hot rampart]

lmao sick

[opal dew]

i googled random house

[modest night]

waiting for my monthly payment 🙄

[coarse leaf]

wdym your monthly payment

[hot rampart]

They're trying to boycott chickfila for being less homophobic now what is this shit

[coarse leaf]

all you get is a few pieces of bread every week

[ivory sluice]

Europeans live in castles duh

[pulsar knoll]

Briish

[opal dew]

brian.........

[hot rampart]

The shit they're saying is so fucking gross
and transphobic to top it off

[coarse leaf]

wehhhh

[opal dew]

whos saying it

[pulsar knoll]

I only have 2 copies of sayonara wild hearts for u

[coarse leaf]

who says thi stuff? im not payng attention

[ivory sluice]

Just let the country collapse

[novel mango]

When will ss release😭

[coarse leaf]

tonight

[pulsar knoll]

Yeaterday

[hot rampart]

Some "conservative strategist"

[opal dew]

what do you expect

[hot rampart]

i don't even think i can send the quote of him here

[modest night]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6BxlRoxVztZNLsaSOnh3ja?si=e11b91937c434e60 yo besties im liking this

[violet yacht]

hello chat

[novel mango]

Yeaterday?! Thats in 6 years

[tulip edge]

I like that band name

[pulsar knoll]

Good

[sage glade]

truly a headbanger

[modest night]

😭 what do they mean

[ivory sluice]

Trash boat? You mean the UK?

[uncut citrus]

Yeah I wanted to send it but then I realized it had a not nice word

[ivory sluice]

Oh i think i know what you're talking about

Is it about the drinks at chik fil a

[modest night]

besties i gotta know something

[hot rampart]

You must have seen the one i did

[coarse leaf]

i can tell you sonia

[hot rampart]

Shit is GROSS

[modest night]

how old were you when you realized there was land underneath islands and they didn't just float?

[coarse leaf]

wait they don't?

[tulip edge]

What

[modest night]

😭