sk-discussion

[ivory sluice]

when is the jesus bossfight in ultrakill

[sinful flare]

P-4

[sage glade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/163382741491122176/1075779729438810162/schizo_pills.gif

[gray parcel]

No don’t eat pills !! I will disappear forever !!

[ivory sluice]

doesnt the game have 3 acts

[sinful flare]

antibabypillen

[ivory sluice]

or is supossed to have only 3

[sinful flare]

yeah

[rapid topaz]

Are you a wizard? 😐 Tears up! Health down One makes you smaller 🤨 I found pills

Average isaac run

[sage glade]

what

average incoherent msg

[rapid topaz]

true

[quiet token]

isaac pog

[ivory sluice]

fucked up in the crib reading ultrakill lore on wikipedia

[sinful flare]

horse pills got me like
TEARS UP!!!!! HEALTH DOOWNNN!! ONE MAKES YOUUU SMALLER!!!
I FOUND PILLS!

[sinful flare]

ultrakill wiki exists

[rapid topaz]

the best one is FEELS LIKE IM WALKING ON A SUNSHINE

[quiet token]

whats better being smaller or being bigger (in isaac)

[ivory sluice]

ultrakill lore

[rapid topaz]

this one is funny on horse pill version

[ivory sluice]

are you a wizard horsepill sounds like the narrator think your a dumbass and is spelling out the question

[rapid topaz]

Both are good but for different reason
smaller : player hitbox is smaller so it's great
bigger : there is an achievement that requires you to get 5 times "size up" effects (Magic mush, strength cards work too) in a single run

[olive bobcat]

How horsepilled...

[gray parcel]

Very

(What are y’all talking about)

[rapid topaz]

SO TRUE

[sinful flare]

||prime boss lore in a nutshell||

[ivory sluice]

ultrakill lore

[torpid nymph]

Hey did y’all hear they’re making a Hornet uhhh Whatever these figures are called

https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1662060033318715392?t=zgADfQLwv0WPJL8LvTSZFw&s=19

GoodSmile_US (@GoodSmile_US)

#WonHobbyG 2023 Spring Figure Update!

Good Smile Company
Hollow Knight: Silksong (@TeamCherryGames)
Nendoroid Hornet

WonHobbyG Info: https://t.co/cZ0yAkUFjA

*Photo gallery opens May 27 at 9:30JST

#HollowKnight #nendoroid #goodsmile

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Yea yea snail me all you want

[gray parcel]

Like an hour ago

[torpid nymph]

Oh

[quiet token]

no more than that i think

[olive bobcat]

This Nendo better ngl

[sinful flare]

TREACHERY /// ACT III CLIMAX
(the entire level is a single filth)

[ivory sluice]

ULTRAKILL LORE

[quiet token]

thinking about the gianni stream with the vinebooms

[ivory sluice]

ultrakill lore

[nimble radish]

gay science

[sinful flare]

gay science...

[ivory sluice]

what is dmc even about

[sinful flare]

dmc is character action game
the style meter n all that is just taken from DMC

[quiet token]

i've been procrastinating getting the p-ranks in act 2

[sinful flare]

aarrrg

have you been spoiled on P-2

[quiet token]

too many enemies to shoot too little skips...

not much

at all

[sinful flare]

what do you know

[ivory sluice]

ultrakill lore

[quiet token]

uhhhh whats been theorized about god and stuff

[sinful flare]

ah thats p much nothing

i'll give you a hint

the p rank requirement only serves as a warning

[quiet token]

p-1 all over again

[ivory sluice]

ultrakill lore (the last one)

[cunning geode]

warframe lore

[sinful flare]

5-S: I ONLY SAY MORNING

[quiet token]

have people found the size 2 fish i forgor

[sinful flare]

yeah

[wheat sail]

im back from nothing

[sinful flare]

only hakita and pitr did

hiii kirb

[olive bobcat]

Hades lore

[pulsar knoll]

i made this lil design

[quiet token]

my bank account when

[sinful flare]

the amount of bitches you have

[copper hatch]

[gray parcel]

000

[wheat sail]

hiiii mista kan

[ivory sluice]

penguins style point ranking

[quiet token]

wow....

[wheat sail]

very elegant

[quiet token]

true

[pulsar knoll]

im also starting a gyroids collection

[quiet token]

4-2 p-rank was so difficult to beat kaan on

[sinful flare]

i didnt use hardcore strats

[ivory sluice]

whats a 4-2

[sinful flare]

4-2: GOD DAMN THE SUN

[pulsar knoll]

what

[quiet token]

ultrakill

[wheat sail]

i wanna eat a gyro

[quiet token]

speedrunning

[lament lotus]

theyre not good

[pulsar knoll]

THERE IS A BARISTA UNIFORM IN ANIMAL CROSSING

[quiet token]

i didnt either, what hardcore strats are there than optimal killing of enemies

[sinful flare]

nuke

[wheat sail]

punch them

[quiet token]

nukes are so inconsistent cause you get pushed around, enemies can blow the eject away, skill issues etc

[sinful flare]

just shoot it instantly smh

[ivory sluice]

kaan when will you have time to do the sharing thing

[wheat sail]

just practice air shotting in tf2

[quiet token]

it will kill nothing

[sinful flare]

it will

[quiet token]

it will kill you

sometimes

[sinful flare]

it deals 50 damage to you

[ivory sluice]

how could a nuke not kill anything

[sinful flare]

32 or something if you get hit by the core eject explosion instead

[ivory sluice]

did you guys see how they dropped a real nuke for the oppenheimer movie

[quiet token]

i actually used nukes for 1-2

[sinful flare]

fr

i used nuke for 0-4

using it on 1-2 is very valid

[ivory sluice]

i am being ignored

[quiet token]

for the only room you kill enemies in

[sinful flare]

i said fr to your message

[ivory sluice]

maybe because i insulted everyones scores

[wheat sail]

meanie

[quiet token]

the rocket clip in 1-2 is really good

its not difficult to do when you know

[cedar radish]

https://tenor.com/view/powered-up-hornet-gif-19668324

year of silksong

[quiet token]

*maybe

[sinful flare]

i rocket clipped irl and i ended up here

[cedar radish]

what do you mean maybe?

[quiet token]

ended up in hell (ultrakill refrence)

[sinful flare]

yeah it actually got delayed

[quiet token]

for real, no jokes, no funnies

[sinful flare]

for rock and stone

[gray parcel]

Hell no

Silk song 2025

[half vine]

why is she so goofy 😭

[gray parcel]

Cuz she’s a spider

[pulsar knoll]

this kinda looks off

[cedar radish]

“We had planned to release in the 1st half of 2023, but development is still continuing,” I thought it was going to get release on the second half of the year

[half vine]

look at her head

[gray parcel]

Yeah

[sinful flare]

i like your cut g

[cedar radish]

[gray parcel]

It won’t

[gray parcel]

Team cherry should go ahead and cancel silksong

It’ll never live up to the hype

[sage glade]

silksong in 3

[cedar radish]

don't say things like that

[wheat sail]

pessimistic peter over here

[cedar radish]

years

[gray parcel]

I say this all the time

[sage glade]

yes

[gray parcel]

I am the most sane SS discussion user

[cedar radish]

I guess you really are a silly fella

[wheat sail]

wrong

[sage glade]

sulfuric acid fella

[gray parcel]

No i am very serious right now

[wheat sail]

I am more sane

you made me say it

[gray parcel]

I am very sane

Yes I am

[cedar radish]

Dark Nebula must be your favourite kirby fight

[gray parcel]

Silksong will come out in 2025 cuz team cherry will keep working on the game because they will never think it’s perfect

[sage glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/163382741491122176/1111692572042215475/IMG_3036.jpg

[quiet token]

ss disc regulars trying to convince other ss disc regulars they're sane:

[sage glade]

I AM NOT CRAZY!!

[quiet token]

plants vs zombies crazy dave mf

[sage glade]

I KNOW HE SWAPPED THE DATE

[sage glade]

I KNEW IT WAS 13/06, ONE AFTER THE MANGA CARTA

[quiet token]

silly fella no longer fucking around

[sage glade]

as if i could ever make such a mistake

[cedar radish]

the devil shivers when a silly fella losses his temper

[gray parcel]

Fear me

[merry bridge]

Fear this

[sage glade]

nerf this

https://tenor.com/bvm4u.gif

[cedar radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/977378015065559062/1051283443243307158/JjKJHzRa.gif

that's what really matters

[gray parcel]

Live PV reaction

[sage glade]

that nail is so

[violet dune]

gm

[quiet token]

wait theres a thk plush????

🥹

[merry bridge]

Lmao

[sage glade]

you can frankenstein's monster the zote plush to make a pv plush

don't ask me how i know

[gray parcel]

No

It’s a custom one from Esty

In comparison to Bv plush

[sage glade]

primal aspid plushies

[merry bridge]

No

[gray parcel]

Yes

Tik tik plushie

[sage glade]

they can't make a cloth plushie

[gray parcel]

Yes they can

She’ll be as big as Cornifer

[sage glade]

people would do unconsented face reveal by removing her sack

how do you know whose ass it is

[merry bridge]

Problem?

[sage glade]

suspicious

[merry bridge]

Thats unfortunate

[violet dune]

[wheat sail]

Suspcious

[gray parcel]

It’ll be the collector

[merry bridge]

[vale temple]

emu send more

[sage glade]

🐸

[merry bridge]

More of what

[vale temple]

pics in dms?

[wheat sail]

pics of what

[merry bridge]

Im not changing it for at least a month

[wheat sail]

asluguss

[wide violet]

where do you get these

[wheat sail]

keke from the hit game baba is you

[gray parcel]

You can get Broken vessel from fan gamer

[ivory sluice]

Wtf why is emu a discord user now

[quiet token]

imposter is sus

[gray parcel]

And the pure vessel plushie is custom

[wide violet]

is that a website or-

ah alright

[quiet token]

its fans for gamers

[sage glade]

it's my bank account

[gray parcel]

Yes

[sage glade]

feel free to ask for plushies

[wide violet]

ty!

[wheat sail]

np

[gray parcel]

Can I have the knight plushie

[sage glade]

ask my bank account through the language of money

[gray parcel]

Ching green paper for soft knight?

[wheat sail]

🏃‍♂️

https://tenor.com/view/venom-tom-hardy-screaming-gif-11035878

[gray parcel]

Don’t take your pills !!

[sage glade]

https://tenor.com/bSi0N.gif

[wheat sail]

what's up?

[keen blaze]

Something you must shut.

[wheat sail]

actually, it's a Pixar movie

[sage glade]

that doesn't seem like a denial

you r saul irl

confirmed

[merry bridge]

Hi jonny

[sage glade]

you're kidding

[gilded adder]

Hi emu

[thorny falcon]

can't wait for this game

[wheat sail]

Hello sir

[sinful flare]

denail

[sage glade]

declaw

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/973197645097082940/1111560586908684308/0a26bc0d11862c3b8efedde9da650d34.png

[pulsar knoll]

Hmmm

[nimble radish]

play good games

[wheat sail]

wals of denail

[thorny falcon]

yeah, I know

[sage glade]

based

[pulsar knoll]

sayonara wild hearts

[sage glade]

mobile game

[sinful flare]

war of daniel

[pulsar knoll]

thats true

[wheat sail]

walmart

[thorny falcon]

mmm hmm

[limpid nebula]

I’m home early yall

[pulsar knoll]

it is a mobile game

but its the best game ever made

[sage glade]

great argument however
mobile game

[thorny falcon]

yeah

[pulsar knoll]

great argument however pvz is a mobile game

[sage glade]

pop cap killed it

[sinful flare]

i thought those were like ultra realistic disembodied heads with arms doing really weird yoga and making a heart shape
hi ellie

[rapid topaz]

pvz was originally flash

[pulsar knoll]

well it was a mobile game in heart

[rapid topaz]

what does it mean

[pulsar knoll]

sayonara wild hearts

[quiet token]

up is my favorite movie honestly

[limpid nebula]

Thank you for your insight Kaan, hello to you too

[nimble radish]

all games are mobile

[rapid topaz]

Sayouternara wilds

[sinful flare]

i dont feel so good

[pulsar knoll]

OUTER WILDS

[nimble radish]

true...

[quiet token]

also i just got this on 2-4

[pulsar knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/sayonara-wild-hearts-little-death-inside-gif-21998397

[sage glade]

don't buy the weird mobile game by accident, here's a link to the real one
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1938010/WILD_HEARTS/

Steam

WILD HEARTS™

WILD HEARTS™ is a unique twist on the hunting genre, where technology gives you a fighting chance against fearsome beasts infused with the ferocious power of nature itself. Take on these creatures alone or hunt with friends in seamless co-op.No one remembers why the Kemono began their rampage through a once-prosperous Azuma. Fueled by desperatio...

Price

$48.99

Recommendations

8215

▶ Play video

[rapid topaz]

the jokes repeat themselves in circle

[quiet token]

i recorded it too

[sage glade]

i only do it in response

[pulsar knoll]

typo have you even got the game "Wild hearts"

[rapid topaz]

I laughed though

[sage glade]

of course

[sinful flare]

50 DOLLARS

[pulsar knoll]

SAYONARRA WILD HEARTSI ISIS ONLY LIKE 10

GET THAT INSTEAD DUMMY

[sinful flare]

YOURE ONLY LIKE 10

[pulsar knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/sayonara-wild-hearts-little-death-inside-gif-21998397

[rapid topaz]

Imma buy Wild Hearts

[pulsar knoll]

Wait, what the

[sage glade]

let's goo 1 more to the gang

[vale temple]

kaan hop on nuclear throne

[sinful flare]

YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE

[rapid topaz]

hop on wild hearts kaan

[sinful flare]

i think it would cost me a kidney

[vale temple]

worthy sacrifice

[sage glade]

kid knee???

[rapid topaz]

kid named-

[sinful flare]

kid named knew

[pulsar knoll]

hop on sayonara wild hearts

[merry bridge]

Who knew

[pulsar knoll]

who

[sinful flare]

my legs are broken, the kneecaps are stolen, im forever stuck in a chair

[pulsar knoll]

holy shit i thought that was a cherry

not hornet 😭

[rapid topaz]

cherryball

[sinful flare]

ball o' hurt

[sage glade]

it's true hornet, i really did have a wild heart

[lament lotus]

true

[sage glade]

goodbye

[sinful flare]

he knew the rules

and so did i

[rapid topaz]

hey chat did I ever told you the joke

[pulsar knoll]

Guys guess what

Sayonara wild hearts

[rapid topaz]

how do NASA make a party?

[lament lotus]

how

[sinful flare]

nasa nabady

[rapid topaz]

🚪 🚶‍♂️

[pulsar knoll]

Outer wilds

[rapid topaz]

they planet

goodbye

[sage glade]

‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️

[lament lotus]

hey that was somewhat funny\

[sinful flare]

get the fuck out of here before i read another message of yours

[sage glade]

true let's go play wild hearts

[gray parcel]

Is this accurate sizing?

[sinful flare]

my wild heart is yours

[rapid topaz]

there are 2 types of reactions to the NASA joke

[pulsar knoll]

SAYONARA EIKD HEAR

[lament lotus]

can you guys shut up about wild hearts

[sinful flare]

nah i did laugh
thats why i told you to get out of here

[quiet token]

i got another record on 2-4

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-climbing-stairs-cat-stairs-gif-25052444

[sinful flare]

i got another criminal record

[quiet token]

its very unoptimized

but i have recorded it

[rapid topaz]

this cat thinks he's playing VVVVVV

[sage glade]

what do doctors call someone with tachycardia

a wild heart

[trim estuary]

/party invite (player name) I think?

[sinful flare]

i dont get it

[sage glade]

it's

[lament lotus]

no idea what that is

[sinful flare]

it's

[sage glade]

someone with fast beating heart

[sinful flare]

damn thats wild

[rapid topaz]

a game where you invert gravity

[pulsar knoll]

SAAAAAAAAAA-

[sage glade]

ok i've beaten the dead horse enough

[lament lotus]

thats hypixel you fucking chair dweller

[sage glade]

and? mineplex is dead

[charred surge]

Chweller for short

[lament lotus]

he plays hypixel

[sinful flare]

Youre DEAD MEAT (hes gonna need a bigger club)

[pulsar knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/sayonara-wild-hearts-begin-again-the-devil-gif-21998429

[lament lotus]

youre dead weight

[pulsar knoll]

You’er

[sinful flare]

woa you play minecraaaaaft... i like your cut g

[trim estuary]

Massive W since they removed Castle Siege

[sage glade]

i'm gonna miss dragon run

[charred surge]

Deat for short

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sol-badguy-sol-ggxx-guilty-gear-guilty-gear-accent-core-gif-24955853

[charred surge]

Ciege for short

[lament lotus]

you for short

[turbid drum]

#rekt

[charred surge]

yfort for short

[lament lotus]

so true

[sage glade]

2fort????

[sinful flare]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[pulsar knoll]

I wanna give simogo a big ol’ smooch for giving us sayonara wild hearts

[charred surge]

Wait would this be pronounced as still siege or “kiege”

[sage glade]

hi

[turbid drum]

chi ege

[sinful flare]

Crienge

[lament lotus]

cheese

[turbid drum]

cheese!!

[sinful flare]

Cheese

[sage glade]

cheesed to meat you

[lament lotus]

my cheese

[sage glade]

you pizza shit

[sinful flare]

thats real cheesy

[lament lotus]

i meant my apolocheese but that works

[charred surge]

they can’t make the charges stick

[sinful flare]

183.12.482.169

[charred surge]

the case goes cold

[sage glade]

ikr

[turbid drum]

looks like persona 5

[charred surge]

It looks like it’d make me eye hurty

[pulsar knoll]

Ok

[sage glade]

this right here though, banger game

[turbid drum]

i love monster hunter

[wheat sail]

mario galaxy

[sage glade]

that's luigi's mansion idiot

[sinful flare]

ok but can you attach each wheel to each one of your arms and attack enemies with them?

[charred surge]

That monkey thing is soyjacking ‼️

[sage glade]

wait is that an actual mehcanic from something

[silk zodiac]

minecraft shaders

[turbid drum]

tears of the kingdom

[pulsar knoll]

No but you can ride on a falling bridge on the bridge of the song

[ivory sluice]

⚠️ Fallout New Vegas for free on the epic games store ⚠️

[sage glade]

a month of discord nitro is free on epic too, if you haven't had nitro in the past 12 months

[silk zodiac]

it makes me so annoyed because I bought it on steam 2 months ago and can’t get a refund

[lament lotus]

i havent had nitro in the past year but discord is so BS

[ivory sluice]

L

[silk zodiac]

at the same time i get all dlcs… for free… so…

[subtle flint]

nasa deez nuts

[lament lotus]

bit late

[sage glade]

yeah i can't redeem it on this acc either even though i don't recall having it last year

[lament lotus]

same..

[burnt topaz]

im gonnaget it for free and still not play it because epic makes me want to die

[ivory sluice]

youre telling me i can become discord nitro user

[lament lotus]

im gonna redeem it june 12th bc thats the date the xbox nitro went up

[sage glade]

wdym

what is xbox nitro

[lament lotus]

xbox gamepass nitro

[sinful flare]

it's ||an actual weapon you acquire somewhat early when you get the option to play as dante for the first time, if you switch your style mode to swordmaster you can press B/red circle to fucking ride the motorcycle and even run over many enemies at once|| in dmc5
||its fucking strong and it does stun enemies but it leaves you vulnerable for a good moment||

dw its like midgame spoilers

[pulsar knoll]

I bet the weapon is boring

[sage glade]

i ain't reading allat anyway, i just know you can comob with ur fucking bike

[sinful flare]

no weapon in dmc5 is boring fuck you

[wheat sail]

spoilers

[sage glade]

ok nvm that's literally what you said lol

yeah that attac kis fucking killer

[ivory sluice]

SCP files be like

[sinful flare]

you can combo for like all weapons in game except guns and devil breakers but yeah

[pulsar knoll]

I am playing sayonara wild hearts stop talking and let me focus on the magic

[limpid nebula]

Help channel is just scp files for people avoiding spoilers

[gray parcel]

Wtf are y’all talking about

[wheat sail]

Doctor [REDACTED] got his [REDACTED] ripped from inside his [REDACTED] and it's [REDACTED]

[sinful flare]

your mom is redacted

[wheat sail]

but we're brothers

[gray parcel]

People asking for help instead of figuring it out themselves

[sage glade]

still don't understand, what happens on that date?

[ivory sluice]

i have never been to #hk-help

[sinful flare]

:r

[wheat sail]

my long lost brother, im coming back to italy

[sage glade]

INFOHAZARD

DON'T CLICK IT

[sinful flare]

hold on take me to italy

[wheat sail]

ill get the catapult

[burnt topaz]

you need the video with jerma in it too

[sage glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1045816309717405756/1111518150819840030/Fw_QC8MacAAVfZm.png

[pulsar knoll]

Hop ony sayonara wild hearts

[gray parcel]

Why is everyone obsessed with jerma

[burnt topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgKdb4h6Ouk

hes funny

[wheat sail]

spoge dash

[gray parcel]

The cyber grind be like

[wheat sail]

hehe its spongebob

👉

[burnt topaz]

it wont accept my nitro and im not sharing it with anyone else

[sage glade]

🤭 SPONG BOB

[pulsar knoll]

NOO NOOO JERMA PLAYED WILD HEARTS BUT DIDNT PLAY SAYONARA WILD HEARTS

FUCK YOU JERMA

[burnt topaz]

i think i hate epics ui

[ivory sluice]

COMMON JERMA W

[wheat sail]

Sayonara

[pulsar knoll]

At least xqc played sayonara wild hearts

but xqc kinda a dummy

[wheat sail]

xqcL

[burnt topaz]

this is not the W you want

[sage glade]

^^^

[sinful flare]

dogma

[quiet token]

minos sub-minute WOOOOO

[sage glade]

who's dogma

[pulsar knoll]

go play sayonara wild hearts or i will take all your organs

[wheat sail]

this watcher run goes out do those who've had my back over the years

[ivory sluice]

kaan doesnt have a rank on this one

[wheat sail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9K8-3PHZOU

[sinful flare]

DOGMA BALLS

[pulsar knoll]

GIMME HAMBSTER

[quiet token]

he couldnt beat 2-3 nooooooooo

[wheat sail]

i crushed it in my fist

[sinful flare]

i almost typed dogma balls in lore because i accidentally clicked on it

mobile is dogshit

[sage glade]

you hear that mental

[sinful flare]

godbye gelato

[subtle flint]

HAMPSBTEERDANCE DEEZ FUCKING NUTS RAAAAAAAAAAH

[sage glade]

mobile is dogshit

[pulsar knoll]

sayonara wild hearts is like on every console

[sage glade]

LMAO

[pulsar knoll]

dummies

[ivory sluice]

what is 2-3 and why didnt kaan beat it

[sage glade]

me when i set up random fights between people

[vale temple]

he sucks at the game

[pulsar knoll]

I am the smartest person in the room

[sage glade]

it's -1

[pulsar knoll]

There is no one in the room

[sinful flare]

leaderboards are recently added

[sage glade]

how can you not do 2-3

[sinful flare]

parmy is 4th grade

[nimble radish]

-he will never be balling

[wheat sail]

goodbye gelato melato

[ivory sluice]

i clicked redeem on the free discord nitro on epic games and jackshit happened, wheres my gamer status

[sage glade]

?

[charred surge]

‘Cause coral is sessile, ie not mobile

[sage glade]

is this about how corals can't move?

bruh

[sinful flare]

Coral

[pulsar knoll]

guys look its hamster

[lament lotus]

so basically on that date is the last day you could redeem free nitro if you have xbox gamepass and that day i might be able to redeem my free nitro

[vale temple]

ill fix it ok 😭

[burnt topaz]

blocking

[charred surge]

Those are humans dummy

[pulsar knoll]

you just got sayonara wild rolled

[charred surge]

My comedic intelligence is unparalleled

[sinful flare]

youre A HUMAN

[burnt topaz]

im not getting hamster baited again

[sinful flare]

sans sans wake up
a human has fallen from the surface world

[sage glade]

HOW ARE THEY RELATED

game pass gave you nitrol ast year?

[ivory sluice]

why did i not get the fucking free nitro this is bullshit, it says offer redeemed

[burnt topaz]

did you go to your email

you gotta redeem it from there so it can tell you you cant have it

[pulsar knoll]

look its hampter

[lament lotus]

BRUH

i got the free xbox gamepass nitro last year

[heady iron]

there's free nitro on egs too

[gray parcel]

How will this effect the release of silksong

[sinful flare]

typo are made of typo

[sage glade]

makes sense

[pulsar knoll]

Hampter

[lament lotus]

this is probably used for servers

[lament lotus]

graghh i cant explain it

[sage glade]

that wasn't sarcasm

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/kain-gutom-sarap-show-movie-gif-17442005

[gray parcel]

Will this effect the fortnite meta?

[wheat sail]

ok i died

[subtle flint]

i want sushi

[charred surge]

skug

[pulsar knoll]

will this effect the mk8 meta

[sage glade]

kaan is made out of kaan

[wheat sail]

just limit testing though :

[sinful flare]

dual toothbrush
45 dmg
0.30 use time
capable of combos
deals electrifying damage, 10% to electrocute enemies

[lament lotus]

🤷‍♂️

[sage glade]

TOOTHBRUSH??

TOOTHBRUSH FOR WHO?? V1?

[lament lotus]

v1 doesnt have teeth

[sonic elm]

Toothbrush

[pulsar knoll]

he does now

[sage glade]

the wires do be looking like kinda toothpaste

[sonic elm]

True

[charred surge]

Well actually since it’s double, ie plural, it’s a teethbreesh

[pulsar knoll]

i go now and not play sayonara wild hearts trust

[sonic elm]

Recommend some games for my switch

[ivory sluice]

"free nitro" but i need to give my bank info yeah fuck off

[pulsar knoll]

sayonara wild hearts

[charred surge]

Hollow Knight

[sinful flare]

it is 0 dollars

[gray parcel]

Bloodborne

[sage glade]

that's how most free stuff works nowadays

[sinful flare]

it asks you so it can steal your money if you forget to cancel

[burnt topaz]

yeah, you gotta cancel so it doesnt roll over

thats pretty par for the course

[ivory sluice]

and how do you cancel, i assume its as complicated as possible

[sage glade]

the hell is that

[burnt topaz]

not really

[sinful flare]

vf

[sonic elm]

A switch

[sage glade]

it's like 1 toggle in the settings menu

[burnt topaz]

just look it up it was pretty easy

[sinful flare]

ou just clici csncel as you get nitro on nitro pae on setitjgs

dso it suromaiclslly cannclels when you run out of date ntro

[pulsar knoll]

nitro is useless

[sinful flare]

itssssassss easysyyyyyyssss sss s tbrhahatattatteye7373738392001095i5nrf

i can tylypre mobile is ifheitos

[sage glade]

why are you back

don't you have a mobile to attend to

[pulsar knoll]

no

[sinful flare]

he isnt back hes Mental-Disability\🍋 any

[sage glade]

you're goddamn right

[sinful flare]

thats not my name

[sage glade]

it is now

[ivory sluice]

does anyone want to hop on drg

[sinful flare]

profo or uti nit realall

are brazilian reals

[pulsar knoll]

im actually left handed

[sinful flare]

you mosnte

[sage glade]

sinister mf

[quiet token]

left handed pogs

[sinful flare]

i use both of my hands to type get on m level

[sinful flare]

jrtez whzyir eoylf lion lie ixi tyoes wirh one habd

UNDERTALE

[quiet token]

kaan making a new language rn

[pulsar knoll]

wait no i didnt mean it like that

[ivory sluice]

maurice

[sinful flare]

r?? niio

i actually left

[quiet token]

rip kaan

suffered too much brain damage

[pulsar knoll]

ok i actually leave now

[sage glade]

ok that's enough schizophrenia for today, i'mma go uninstall league, bye

[sage glade]

bye

[sinful flare]

by god Italy became a pink name

[heady iron]

free egs nitro

[craggy cave]

silk

[quiet token]

damn free nitro real

[pulsar knoll]

Im back

[smoky nebula]

Hello

[pulsar knoll]

I leave now

[smoky nebula]

Bye

[copper hatch]

gods and glory hk ost really fits for a tournament trailer

[dusk wharf]

I am back

[ivory sluice]

spifers

[dusk wharf]

Sup

[copper hatch]

https://media.tenor.com/VU5ChfNg_pIAAAAM/back-ache-pain.gif

is this u?

[dusk wharf]

Bro

You are the unfunniest person Ive ever met

[pulsar knoll]

Next to me of course

[copper hatch]

coming out from you is kinda hypocrite

[trim estuary]

Hi back, I’m zip!

[dusk wharf]

Yeah youre kinda right

[nimble radish]

how hypocritical 🐴

[dusk wharf]

Shut the fuck up

[pulsar knoll]

DONT MAKE THEM FEEL BAD

[trim estuary]

lori wait don’t say that they’ll start posting the horse image

[pulsar knoll]

Shower them with love

[nimble radish]

I find the horse image funny unfortunately

[dusk wharf]

I dont feel bad

STOp

[pulsar knoll]

We know honey

[dusk wharf]

with a small p

[dusk wharf]

Wha

Wdym by that?

[pulsar knoll]

Its ok

[dusk wharf]

What are you saying?

[trim estuary]

You’re a bee now.

[pulsar knoll]

DONT RAISW YOUR VOICE AT ME

[dusk wharf]

But I didnt-

[pulsar knoll]

DO I HEAR TONE

[dusk wharf]

[pulsar knoll]

Do your homeworl NOW

[dusk wharf]

But I already did

Does this count as rp?

[pulsar knoll]

It counts as violence

[dusk wharf]

I have no idea Im just going along

You only found out now?

[pulsar knoll]

Spifers why are you rping

Dummy

[dusk wharf]

But Im not

Fucking christ

[pulsar knoll]

You are

[sinful flare]

i love rpgs

[nimble radish]

you're not doing what

[trim estuary]

Gaslighting isn’t real

[pulsar knoll]

GELATO why are you so annoying

[dusk wharf]

Im so confused wtf is happening

[pulsar knoll]

Stop gaslighting other people

[sinful flare]

youre literally gaslighting us

[trim estuary]

It’s their thing

[limpid nebula]

They’re tryna gaslight you,

[trim estuary]

I’ll gaslight your house

[limpid nebula]

Also hi chat I’ve begun my 6 hour car ride sort of

[sinful flare]

i'll light your house

[pulsar knoll]

OH and you Ellie have you done your homework yet!!!11

[dusk wharf]

wdym by sort of?

[trim estuary]

I’ll chemical warfare your house

[limpid nebula]

I don’t HAVE any

[pulsar knoll]

YOU DO

SHOW ME YOUR MATH

[sinful flare]

i'll nuclear warfare your house

[dusk wharf]

Math more like meth haha

[limpid nebula]

Gotta pick up my dad, then we’ll be well on our way

[pulsar knoll]

KAAN GO BACK TO PLAYING THAT LIL GAME OF YOURS

[limpid nebula]

no

[dusk wharf]

Oh sorry

[pulsar knoll]

I will ground you

[sinful flare]

||the game you lost?||

[limpid nebula]

I’ll give you a pipe bomb

[pulsar knoll]

No drg

[pulsar knoll]

Ill give you something

[dusk wharf]

You could have made a pun about putting them 6ft underground

cause yk grounded

[limpid nebula]

I was thinking about it, but nah hhhh

[pulsar knoll]

Idk how to read

[dusk wharf]

hhhh

[trim estuary]

Grounded is a 2022 video game where you play as

[sinful flare]

Newgroundsed

[dusk wharf]

Shush

[dusk wharf]

newgrounds reference omg

kaan plays fnf confirmed

[sinful flare]

old skies

[pulsar knoll]

Stop lying sir gelato the 3rd

[sinful flare]

yeah i play fnaf

[pulsar knoll]

Ok i go now

[dusk wharf]

Even worse

[sinful flare]

youre

[trim estuary]

You’re done.

[dusk wharf]

Poggers

live gelato reaction

[gray parcel]

Spiders do you still have your platinum ds3 save?

[dusk wharf]

Fella dont you fucking dare

[gray parcel]

Wdym

[dusk wharf]

Yes I do why

[gray parcel]

I just need the rings man

I know you don’t have ps+

[dusk wharf]

Then how tf am I suppose to give them to you?

[gray parcel]

Idk

Magic

I need to look up a guide for them

[dusk wharf]

Then do it

[trim estuary]

Illegally!

[dusk wharf]

Yeah!

[subtle flint]

i have no snus

[dusk wharf]

sus among us

[subtle flint]

snus :(

[dusk wharf]

No more among us?

[sinful flare]

snes undertale

[dusk wharf]

sans among us

[trim estuary]

Are those drugs

Oh nicotine pouches

[dusk wharf]

you dont know how drugs look like?

[gray parcel]

Aight back on the ds3 grind

[trim estuary]

No??

[dusk wharf]

Big L

Youre missing out

[trim estuary]

Big W actually

[dusk wharf]

Youre a big W

[trim estuary]

[gray parcel]

Why did they make the grass crest shield only reduce damage by 89% in ds3

[dusk wharf]

Cause no one uses shields anyways

So make them bad

[trim estuary]

I dual wielded shields in Elden Ring for a bit

[gray parcel]

But I do

[trim estuary]

It was… staggering

[gray parcel]

I hate duel wielding

[dusk wharf]

Just press O?

[trim estuary]

Get it? Cause the shields stagger enemies???

[dusk wharf]

Funny haha

[gray parcel]

Yes I do but shields look cool

Plus parrying

[dusk wharf]

just put them on your back then

and parrying is useless agaisnt most bosses

Im a Duel Wielding enjoyer

[gray parcel]

Ohhh okay

[dusk wharf]

That is not what I meant and you know it

[gray parcel]

[dusk wharf]

I hate you

[wheat sail]

❤️

[dusk wharf]

Not you Kirb

Youre cool

[trim estuary]

Sorry Kirb

[sage glade]

where was this again? farron keep?

[trim estuary]

There can only be one Kirb

And you’re not it

[quiet token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/830077318214057984/933674695952326676/image0-3-1.gif

[dusk wharf]

Correct

[gray parcel]

Abyss watchers arena

[sage glade]

oh ye

[dusk wharf]

aka farron keep

[gray parcel]

Yeah but more exact

[dusk wharf]

Yeah

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/gurren-lagann-charge-up-spin-on-gattai-combine-gif-21118845

[hot rampart]

Sometimes it's like
aw, i have no drawing talent and getting good at it so too much for my dumb little brain to handle
And others it's like a desperate need to get good at drawing because NO ONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS THE IMAGES IN MY BRAIN

[gray parcel]

Honestly new game plus is actually fun in this game

[sage glade]

best boss fight

[tall juniper]

hey guys! mom dropped an earring on the floor, piercing side up
guess who found out by stepping on it

[gray parcel]

Gael:

[sage glade]

old man

[gray parcel]

The goat

[lament lotus]

id be more worried a of a infection

[dusk wharf]

true

[dusk wharf]

Are you ok?

[tall juniper]

it didnt go in but it did hurt like a bitch

[tall juniper]

im fine, thanks

[dusk wharf]

Ok good

[tall juniper]

i bent the earring so its unusable now but still

ow fuck

[gray parcel]

Like they made it balanced for level 100

[dusk wharf]

In ds1 it wasnt
But you can just sorcery your way trough ng+ so its not that hard

[hot rampart]

One time that happened to me with like a weirdly shaped lego brick and like one quarter of the ||flesh was like ripped off||.

[dusk wharf]

Holy shit

[tall juniper]

[gray parcel]

I feel bad for what’s gonna happen to her later

[dusk wharf]

Are you ok?

[hot rampart]

I was 12, im fine

[dusk wharf]

I dont

[gray parcel]

That happened to me on a rock

[tall juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/finish-him-fatality-gif-15173221

[gray parcel]

I fell during a run

[dusk wharf]

Oh ok sorry

[gray parcel]

Still have the scar

[gray parcel]

I do, she’s so nice to me

[quiet token]

something similar happened to my sisters arm but it was a gravel path

[gray parcel]

Perfect wife material

[hot rampart]

Im actually amazed i don't have a scar

[dusk wharf]

I have some scars but their stupid

The reason not the scars itself

[tall juniper]

i have 3 scars
2 from surgery
1 from being smacked in the face with a snow shovel by accident when i was 5

[dusk wharf]

Wha

[lament lotus]

have a scar where i raced a guy and bashed my skull on a metal pole

[quiet token]

i dont know if i have any scars

[silk zodiac]

did you win

[lament lotus]

hell yeah i did

[silk zodiac]

🔥

[dusk wharf]

The only scar that isnt stupid isnt even on the outside

[ivory sluice]

i have a scar i dont know if i can talk about here

[dusk wharf]

I got a permanent crack on my skull when I was 2

[dusk wharf]

Same

[tall juniper]

what happened :(?

[indigo nymph]

I have a scar on the inside of my lip cuz I ran into a fence

[ivory sluice]

have i told the dog bite story

[upper comet]

What’s the next game showcase that we might see silksong at

[tall juniper]

ouch sounds rough as fuck

[lament lotus]

none

[indigo nymph]

I'm surprised that's the only one I have cuz I'm very stupid and always have been

[quiet token]

i've had a lot of injuries to my head when i was a kid

[subtle flint]

yeah noctine pouches

i need my dose of noctine

[dusk wharf]

The whole reason my IQ is so low is because of this

[surreal remnant]

nicotine?

[lament lotus]

you mean nicotine patch

[silk zodiac]

nintendo direct in 1 millisecond

[tall juniper]

my surgery scars are from when i broke my arm last year, they made 2 GIANT scars running down my forearm about halfway. they look cool but also damn they didnt need to be that big

[subtle flint]

yeah nicotine

[subtle flint]

no

[tall juniper]

holy shit, that sounds awful, im so sorry :(

[ivory sluice]

i have 3 scars, one somewhere in my hair from that skull accident, on on my ankle from a dog accident, an another in a differend place from a differend dog accident

[dusk wharf]

Well I mean Im not 100% sure but my mother thinks its an option

[surreal remnant]

i have like a dozen scars

[gray parcel]

You have a low IQ?

[lament lotus]

huh did you a doctor tell you that

[tall juniper]

dogs dislike you, jesus

[dusk wharf]

You didnt notice?

[surreal remnant]

i have one from my aunt hitting me in the face with her thumbnail

[lament lotus]

based

[quiet token]

like ||falling down a few stairs at a bowlingalley making my head bleed when i was 3|| or ||getting my head stuck between a treadmill and a wall||

[tall juniper]

not at all

[gray parcel]

No

[ivory sluice]

my dog loves me and i love him, those 2 were wild

[surreal remnant]

i had no idea

[dusk wharf]

No I just got damage on my skull and brain then so maybe its true

[tall juniper]

that sounds awful but the treadmill thing has a funny image to me
im so sorry

[subtle flint]

once my brother threw me headfirst into a wall then threw a chair at me 😎

[ivory sluice]

actually one of them wasnt but the owner just let him do whatever i guess

[dusk wharf]

Ya'll aint paying attention

[indigo nymph]

Average older sibling behavior

[tall juniper]

i fell back years ago and cracked my skull open. idk if i got brain damage but i did have a skull issue

[quiet token]

i had to get the treadmill injury sewn up

[lament lotus]

skull damage=/= brain damage

[dusk wharf]

Oh god Im so sorry

[tall juniper]

my condolences stitches always hurt

[sonic hamlet]

𝚘𝚔

[dusk wharf]

REALLY!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[subtle flint]

i love that part of having a older sibling when they run up to you in school and beat the shit out of you and then kick you on the ground

[surreal remnant]

yeah…

[quiet token]

i dont even remember my hospital visits lmao

[ivory sluice]

you'd think id have a scar on my back from that time they cut out a patch of skin from there but there isnt a mark left

[dusk wharf]

I know Its not

[surreal remnant]

kinda hard to give yourself brain damage

[subtle flint]

thats a challenge

[surreal remnant]

brain is pretty resilient

[dusk wharf]

If not from that probably from something else

[subtle flint]

brb

[dusk wharf]

I must have some theres no way I dont

[tall juniper]

nonsense ill prove it right now
slams head into brick wall

[turbid drum]

stir the frontal lobe

[dusk wharf]

Based af fr fr

[lament lotus]

kinda doubt you got "low iq" from a head injury

[subtle flint]

"brain is pretty resilient"

ever heard of a full lobotomy good sir

[ivory sluice]

thats funny because its what i did at 6 years old to crack my skull

[dusk wharf]

I was joking about the low iq part
Idk why I have low iq

[quiet token]

oh shit i just remembered my biggest head injury

[indigo nymph]

I kinda wanna stir a brain, I wanna see if it just turns to mush or stays chunky or smth

[quiet token]

or the worst one i felt

[tall juniper]

on purpose or were you just a dumb 6 year old

[turbid drum]

strawberry smoothie.....

[tall juniper]

imma take a shot in the dark and say its just because youre a kid,

[lament lotus]

its just fat i think

[indigo nymph]

Yeah but the consistency

[turbid drum]

soup

[ivory sluice]

im still dumb

[dusk wharf]

I might be young but I dont know anyone with lower iq than me

So still an idiot

[subtle flint]

i got a concussion once and stayed in the hospital for a week

[dusk wharf]

Wait wha

[tall juniper]

spiders just syk that IQ doesnt really mean shit

[dusk wharf]

Wdym?

[indigo nymph]

IQ means everything

[quiet token]

IQ is kinda bullshit, its very temporary

[gray parcel]

IQ is just how well you can learn stuff

It isn’t a measurement of intelligence

[quiet token]

can depend on if you had lunch that day

[indigo nymph]

It dictates what job u get, if u become president and what u eat for breatfast

[subtle flint]

isnt it pattern recognitio?n

[tall juniper]

i mean it's not as important as people say
can go up, can go down, but in general it doesnt mean a fuckin thing to most people. its a bragging point really

[dusk wharf]

THATS WHY I SUCK AT SCHOOL FINALLY I KNOW

[gray parcel]

Yeah

[subtle flint]

sucking at school =/= low iq

[tall juniper]

the lower iq, the higher liklihood of becoming president

[indigo nymph]

Among us effect

[dusk wharf]

NO WAY REALLY??!?!??!??!?!?!?!!?

[gray parcel]

Fun fact you can tell someone isn’t smart cuz they brag about their high IQ

[dusk wharf]

There are other factors genius

[subtle flint]

no NO WAY REALLY?!?!?!??!?!?!?

[smoky nebula]

Hi silkies

[dusk wharf]

Idk anymore

[indigo nymph]

Is that a reference to Rick and Morty? u guys might not have seen it or comprehended it cuz it's a very high iq show

[dusk wharf]

brb chat

[smoky nebula]

You don't get to leave

[quiet token]

this chat is the ball and chain

[indigo nymph]

Mario

[subtle flint]

ball and chain deez ntus

[dusk wharf]

But Im having dinner rn

[subtle flint]

idk what the fuck i want to eat

my parents arent home but we dont have super much to cook

[sonic hamlet]

What is the most superior way to say who

[subtle flint]

whomstve

[burnt topaz]

im so excited for dinner, it smells nice and i havent had a proper meal today

[sonic hamlet]

I'm trying to get back at my friend

[indigo nymph]

Whom

[smoky nebula]

You don't get to eat

[dusk wharf]

I dont want to

[burnt topaz]

what are you having for dinner spiders

[quiet token]

thinking about treadmills rn

[sonic hamlet]

I googled it "whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es"

[indigo nymph]

Henceforth I must repeat an age old question of who asked

[sonic hamlet]

That is a word

[subtle flint]

deez nuts asked

[harsh crescent]

Hello, I have a question about those Silksong background pfps with those dark figures in the center... How can I download the background?

[subtle flint]

uh good question!

keep it to yourself next time.

[burnt topaz]

used to be in pins, i think its on mossbags twitter?

[indigo nymph]

That's last Years news

[burnt topaz]

or dsns i dont remember but i can find one for you

[sonic hamlet]

This one

[subtle flint]

nah, iirc its on mossbags twitter

[burnt topaz]

there it is

[harsh crescent]

Thank you!

[sonic hamlet]

It's in my camera roll

[manic abyss]

Amina what is your pfp?

[subtle flint]

?av @burnt topaz

[white sail]

Couldn't find user

[subtle flint]

bruv

[dusk wharf]

tbh if I could I wouldnt

[subtle flint]

idk probably for the best it didnt work

[hollow terrace]

Im sure changing it after dyno replied would’ve work

[subtle flint]

fuck you window

if i was fast enough it would work and you know it

[smoky nebula]

]::::::
Go eat

[dusk wharf]

leave window be

[dusk wharf]

I already did

I eat very quickly

[kindred pewter]

goodnight gamers

[dusk wharf]

night ol' buddy ol' pal

[quiet token]

gn

[sonic hamlet]

Night

[smoky nebula]

Sit and rest

[dusk wharf]

NO

[smoky nebula]

Not you

[dusk wharf]

Oh sorry

[smoky nebula]

Dream hater

[dusk wharf]

Is that one for me or?

[sinful flare]

Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.

[smoky nebula]

No dream hater is the discord username and of Garamond and zaza fan

[dusk wharf]

Oh Im sorry

[vale temple]

hi cat

[dusk wharf]

This is really embarassing Im sorry

[dusk wharf]

Im still not used to the name cat
Sup

[vale temple]

stay as spider then

[dusk wharf]

It is right there

I put it there so you would call me that

[smoky nebula]

No apologies please

[dusk wharf]

I cant help it Im sorry

Wait I said it again

[subtle flint]

i found some dumplings in the freezer that im gonna eat

[dusk wharf]

Yummy

[wheat sail]

gimme

[subtle flint]

i found my cat that im gonna eat.

[wheat sail]

gimme

[sinful flare]

You can be crueler than that, Jack.

[subtle flint]

do i want a cup of tea

[sinful flare]

no

[velvet sentinel]

??

[dusk wharf]

First of all: who?
Second of all: I cant even if I tried

[velvet sentinel]

it was a amongus reference

[subtle flint]

i found some opium, should i consume it

[dusk wharf]

AMONG US

[sinful flare]

like the among us from metal goose raisins

[dusk wharf]

consume

[burnt topaz]

gold mine oh my god

[dusk wharf]

I cant believe I didnt get it Im sorry

[quiet token]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-among-us-plush-red-crewmate-spin-rotate-lol-gif-18360139

[sinful flare]

you really insist on your name being sorry huh

[dusk wharf]

AMONG US

[dusk wharf]

Yeah

Im sorry I cant help it

[sinful flare]

😭

[violet dune]

[smoky nebula]

I need you to become ruthless