sk-discussion

[next pier]

hi predictable i'm dad

yeah pirate part

[turbid drum]

yeah the enemies are supposed to be doing that much damage the area just fucking sucks

[next pier]

how many rooms until another shrine 💀

[dusk wharf]

Mourning and havoc is easy
The only hard part are those things that come out of the grownd and throw stuff at you

[turbid drum]

40 billion

[next pier]

and the mud things with the 50 quadrillion dead pirates

[quiet token]

major spelling mistake 💥

[limpid nebula]

[dusk wharf]

Im sorry

[limpid nebula]

WHAT

[dusk wharf]

There happy?

[limpid nebula]

😭

[next pier]

i might try to do the sacred onslaught against those mud things

[turbid drum]

spiders i am two apologies away from checking how many times youve said sorry

[quiet token]

nuh uh 🥹

[limpid nebula]

Me first

[dusk wharf]

Check it now

[turbid drum]

ok.

[limpid nebula]

452

[turbid drum]

SPIDERS.

[dusk wharf]

Yes?

[limpid nebula]

It’s gone up from 100

[brittle garnet]

fun fact i silked this image once

[limpid nebula]

I mean 300

[dusk wharf]

400

literally 2 days ago I had like 392 or something

[hollow terrace]

Im shredded

[limpid nebula]

Yea

[limpid nebula]

Window alert

[next pier]

hi shredded i'm dad

[dusk wharf]

You're keeping track?

[sage glade]

cheese?

[limpid nebula]

I was there when we performed the check last time

[dusk wharf]

Oh yeah

[hollow terrace]

Not in physical fit but in the sense I was put in a pool of man eating piranhas

[dusk wharf]

what

I want to go in there too

[limpid nebula]

That’s amazing window

[sage glade]

why were the men eating piranhas in the pool?

[limpid nebula]

He was put in it

[quiet token]

a spelling mistake doesnt impact me negatively i just think its fun 😭 (dont apologize to this istg)

[limpid nebula]

Watch her disregard that last bit

[dusk wharf]

I was about to answer sorry to that

[sage glade]

y'all pointing out the apologies is getting more annoying than the apologies tbh
like let the dude say whatever he wants

[dusk wharf]

Thanks typo

[limpid nebula]

It’s a funny thing, but I’ll stop if spider gives the red light

[dusk wharf]

No it's fine I dont mind

[sage glade]

[limpid nebula]

You sure?

[dusk wharf]

Why wouldnt I be?

[limpid nebula]

Alright

I trust ya

[dusk wharf]

Thanks Ellie

[limpid nebula]

[rain socket]

So was silk song delayed in the end?

[rough wigeon]

no it doesn’t exist

[dusk wharf]

yes

[limpid nebula]

It isn’t coming out in June but beyond that all bets are on

[rain socket]

K that’s what I thought

[sage glade]

that's a nice emote lmao

[next pier]

ok nice got through the pirate area

[sage glade]

reminds me of bug fables

[next pier]

the slide lunge attack is busted

[sage glade]

indeed

[rain socket]

That sucks

[dusk wharf]

Not really

We got something so Im happy

[limpid nebula]

Same

[sage glade]

it does, we're back to counting days in ascending order

[dusk wharf]

I stopped caring when it's coming out in january I only care if it does come out in the end

[limpid nebula]

people were mad about the radio silence, so they gave us news

[rough wigeon]

I wish they didn’t go radio silent for so long

[quiet token]

why do people say the word "radio silence" in literally every post and video that mentions it

[mighty plinth]

My mom had a motorcycle accident and she broke 5 of the thingies in her back

[dusk wharf]

Oh my god

[limpid nebula]

They can do what they want imo, and it let’s the community build up such hype it becomes desperately funny

[dusk wharf]

Im so sorry to hear that

[limpid nebula]

Uh oh

[mighty plinth]

And now im like home alone for like 2 or 3 weeks

[limpid nebula]

I wish the best

[mighty plinth]

Ty

[dusk wharf]

I hope she recovers

[mighty plinth]

At least she isnt paralyzed tho

[limpid nebula]

That’s good

[rough wigeon]

I’m sorry to hear that man I hope she’ll be okay

[dusk wharf]

Thank god

[mighty plinth]

Ty ty anyways I now have to be responsible for the next weeks

[limpid nebula]

Don’t burn down the house

[dusk wharf]

burn down the house

[mighty plinth]

Im trying not to

[mighty plinth]

Do you want me to be homeless

[dusk wharf]

I was joking sorry

[mighty plinth]

Its ok

I get the joke im not trying to be mean tho

[limpid nebula]

What an exchange of messages 😭

[sinful flare]

typo wanna join NOW double xp mission

[mighty plinth]

Wholesome moments in #sk-discussion ???!?!???!!!

[dusk wharf]

NO WAY

[grand ferry]

worst channel ever

[next pier]

not for long

[quiet token]

steve jobs

[next pier]

#hk-meme

[grand ferry]

damn you got me

[sinful flare]

oh i dont think typo is here huh

[rough wigeon]

this is the worst discord server of all time

[dusk wharf]

True

[next pier]

true

[limpid nebula]

Not even close, just bc of art discussion alone

(That place is so positive it can kill you)

[dusk wharf]

No

[rough wigeon]

no

[quiet token]

art discussion and art gallery holding this server together

[dusk wharf]

I dont plan on going there anytime soon

[limpid nebula]

Fr

[sinful flare]

IKR 🤢

[quiet token]

imagine this server without them 😨

[sinful flare]

(offense to art discussers)

[dusk wharf]

I WONT

[limpid nebula]

I’d be gone

[dusk wharf]

Sorry caps

[limpid nebula]

I take offense to this

[serene chasm]

I never go there. But they cool

[dusk wharf]

Me neither but they suck /j

[limpid nebula]

[rough wigeon]

imagine if that channel didn’t exist

[limpid nebula]

I’d be sad

[dusk wharf]

Yeah I'd say so

[rough wigeon]

this really the only channel I go to

[serene chasm]

So anyways, how are you all doing?

[quiet token]

uh decent

[dusk wharf]

Not good and you Curly?

[sinful flare]

im doing good

[rough wigeon]

I’m mid

[serene chasm]

Aww. Sorry to hear that

[quiet token]

i had a headache earlier today

[sinful flare]

who up to join drg now double xp missio

[hollow terrace]

Still taking Ls this week

[dusk wharf]

L

[quiet token]

still havent promoted anyone

[rough wigeon]

this my last week of school

[serene chasm]

Sure youll get some W soon

[sinful flare]

(i did this mission once already i speedran it lol)

[sinful flare]

join NOW to get more xp because this is the second best mission to get xp from

that one's actually hard

its the big boss mission where you take down 3d illuminati

[dusk wharf]

do the among us mission (there is none)

[gray parcel]

Spiders

[sinful flare]

pale lair 😰

[gray parcel]

What’s your favorite bloodborne drip

[limpid nebula]

This feels threatening

[sinful flare]

Spiders.

[limpid nebula]

And then it’s followed by that

[quiet token]

which gun is better do you think?

[sinful flare]

burst fire gun is secondary
its fun

autocannon is popular

[dusk wharf]

eileen set

[sinful flare]

also 24 days until season 3 ends

[dusk wharf]

No doubt

I also like that golden pyramid like helmet

[gray parcel]

Based

[sinful flare]

Deep Rock Galactic

[warm bone]

all are good

[gray parcel]

Burnet hunters set is pretty cool

[sinful flare]

im close to completing this season

looter-shooter where you do various things like mining, escorting a driller, or taking down giant enemies

[dusk wharf]

based

[warm bone]

drg weapons are mostly pure preferance

[sinful flare]

it's also coop

oh yeah gaming is this broken

[warm bone]

I love unstable overclockjs

[sinful flare]

saeöm

[warm bone]

fun

[dusk wharf]

The light on it doesnt let me see

What is it?

[subtle flint]

Issa chat

[sinful flare]

cat

[limpid nebula]

Why is it glowing

[warm bone]

holy power

[sinful flare]

cat is divine

[brittle garnet]

Yeah this is the strongest coilgun Overclock

[dusk wharf]

Why would you do that you monster?!

[rough wigeon]

I will eat the cat

[dusk wharf]

Why would I wouldnt

Good phrase buddy

Anytime

[rough wigeon]

do not the cat

[dusk wharf]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Crunchy

[sage glade]

https://tenor.com/view/kaguya-touhou-explode-bald-head-gif-26674611

yes

but you didn't hear it from me

[dusk wharf]

Yeah you heard it from me

[sage glade]

jada smith lookin ahh

🤨

[grizzled dock]

I hate silksongers, grrrr 💢

[sinful flare]

@quiet token did you disconnect

[quiet token]

damn 😭

maybe i should turn down the settings a lil

[velvet sentinel]

the neck pain hasnt gone away

[sinful flare]

should i wait for you or start the drilldozer again

[velvet sentinel]

it got significantly better tho

[sage glade]

what

[velvet sentinel]

i have more painless range of motion

[sinful flare]

amen

[velvet sentinel]

so clos.......##

[sage glade]

nevermind

[velvet sentinel]

typo hop on drg

[sinful flare]

so close to your house

[velvet sentinel]

i need to do math

[sage glade]

believe it or not, i'm still on kratos game

[velvet sentinel]

joiined out of instinct

defo not

[sinful flare]

let you join the game

[quiet token]

you can start the drilldozer hold on

[rancid vector]

got genius in spelling bee

nanobot, mamba, mambo, and i forget the other two

woohoo.

combo taboo

that was the other two

now i gotta get queen bee

yall should play this game it's good

good brain teaser word game

lol i know a lot of people that play it

gonna play some no man's sky

done two in last few months

hello games are great developers in the end

they just really screwed up launch lol

they honestly shoulda made it early access

[quiet token]

REALLY i disconnected again

[cerulean sable]

when a metroidvania veteran gives a legitimately lengthy reasonable and detailed critic about Hollow Knight and i reply with "this genre just isnt for you"

https://tenor.com/view/spare8-ace-combat-ace-combat7-gif-21001816

[quiet token]

i searched up how to ease the lag and its just using maximum performance on a nvidia gpu

[gray parcel]

Hollow knight sucks lol

[rustic quail]

cant wait to clown on everyone on june 12!!!

[next pier]

shit game
shit hitboxes
shit players

[gray parcel]

New hollow knight players try not to ask Reddit for help challenge (impossible)

[rustic quail]

wait am i stupid has knightmere always been a mod

[next pier]

true

[rustic quail]

since when

[next pier]

i think they have been mods ever since i have been here

[rustic quail]

oh ok i just have memory loss

[next pier]

never seen them talk too much here

[sinful flare]

@quiet token you missed out holy fuck

[quiet token]

wow...

[sinful flare]

sorry

[quiet token]

cant believe this

[rustic quail]

so yall have any guesses on when the release is?
Imo june 12 2026

[quiet token]

anyway i've eased the lag hopefully

[sinful flare]

we rescued dotty though

[quiet token]

maybe theres another good mission for xp

drg is not kind to my pc discord has crashed twice now

[sinful flare]

Yeah

wanna do it on haz 5

[quiet token]

sure

what do the beers even do

why are there craftable ones

[sinful flare]

special effects

the today's special beers give you a buff though during the entire mission

[surreal remnant]

Swamp Display Room

the deepslate bricks are just what my base looks like

cause i like it dark

it's illuminated mostly with deepslate lanterns

and all my display rooms have tinted glass so they don't leak light

would be too packed

and i had to walk nearly 1k blocks to get them here

actually i was gonna do that so i could farm different kinds of frog lights

since the frog light they drop is based on their color, and their color is based on the temp of the biome they hatch in

there are two fish in there lol

tropical fish

[subtle flint]

Im On my way! Home at this very moment

[surreal remnant]

they like swimming at the bottom for some reason

i made it two deep so that they don't beach themselves and die

[subtle flint]

How

[wheat sail]

Good morning USA

[uncut citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-dog-smash-keyboard-gaming-gif-21319862

[rustic quail]

yknow i lived until i was like 12 till i got minecraft
and then when i bought minecraft i just decided "nah fuck this" and never played it again
i might actually go back and play it

[marsh ibex]

You wanna know who else looks like they’re angry?

[uncut citrus]

Sam pfp

[wheat sail]

Yo mama

[cedar trench]

What's up chat

[subtle flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/738770130405687397/956447570060787772/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[rustic quail]

smart idea to turn off his monitor
also hi reeves

[uncut citrus]

hi

[cedar trench]

What

[rustic quail]

for some god forsaken reason i saw neko arc making out with a gray blob

i need better glasses

[cedar trench]

You people need something to do

[rustic quail]

i agree
Silk

[surreal remnant]

i built this room a while ago, i just made it a bit bigger, added moss carpet, and limited the height of the glow berries with string, now imma make the walls and roof look like a cave

[cedar trench]

How do you see that

[rustic quail]

why must you have creative design skills

[sinful flare]

hii ann

[surreal remnant]

i experiment a lot

[cedar trench]

Blunt rotation crew dream headquarters

[surreal remnant]

best way to build something is to just build something

[cedar trench]

Hii kaan

[sinful flare]

wsg

[surreal remnant]

then you change what you don't like, add some small stuff that's related to the theme

[cedar trench]

Nothin much

[surreal remnant]

and keep doing that till you like it

[sinful flare]

i see
i got to play dmc5 and im at mission 7

game's damn fun so far

[surreal remnant]

would yall watch if i streamed me building?

[sinful flare]

i would but

[rustic quail]

neko arc is just back profile

[cedar trench]

I dont see it

[rustic quail]

you dont see the quality on any of the keys so it looks like a random grey blob

[vale temple]

proof

[surreal remnant]

prep stage, removed all deepslate brick i didn't want, began texturing walls

[kindred pewter]

very nice place would sleep in it

[surreal remnant]

oh i would defo nap in it

it would be a good ass nap too

[kindred pewter]

people who use defo insted of definately save so much time

[wheat sail]

hooooonk mimimimimimimii

definitely

[sinful flare]

i say def

like a normal EPROSN

[surreal remnant]

some more texturing stoof

[sinful flare]

average drg session

[surreal remnant]

calcite is cause i have a nearby geode display that pokes in

kinda like it tho

more or less finished room

[grand ferry]

is nice

[formal iris]

Tlkng lk nrml ppl stpd

See that’s how you type normally smh my head

[surreal remnant]

all of my display rooms thus far

we got crystal peaks, ismas grove, and mossy grotto

[cedar trench]

When did you get banned

Also this doesnt really help you i change it bi weekly

[pseudo kindle]

no silksong?!?!?!?!?!?

[shell yacht]

@pseudo kindle delayed, see you in 77 years

[cedar trench]

See you all when silknever becomes funny

[pseudo kindle]

[shell yacht]

no joke tho, was delayed@pseudo kindle
window is not a window anymore

[marsh ibex]

How did you get unfunnier in your sabbatical?

They’re already here why double up

[shell yacht]

i got funnier you just got more cringe

[marsh ibex]

no you didn’t

You made a silknever joke how is that funny

[wheat sail]

lmfaooo

[shell yacht]

avg when silksong user says when silksong and leaves for the day

how is 77 years = never?

[sinful flare]

he was banned a pretty long time ago

[shell yacht]

not oong enough, time to reban

[sonic hamlet]

When is pizza tower go on sale

[wheat sail]

yesterday, december 7th, 2020

[obtuse spire]

https://tenor.com/view/delorean-time-travel-back-to-the-future-marty-mc-fly-gif-11295533

[placid ether]

https://twitter.com/GenePark/status/1660297060782952456?t=BoBdyjc2xWbbUSfBlylEtQ&s=33

Gene Park (@GenePark)

Eiji Aonuma said when he announced in March 2022 a delay for Zelda Tears of the Kingdom, the game was pretty much complete.

The last year was spent on polish, making sure the wild physics of the game just work.

https://t.co/jb2qlonWsO

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Twitter · May 21, 2023, 2:50 PM

This but for Silksong

Delay is for balancing tools

Btw let's talk about tools

[obtuse spire]

Respect

[sage glade]

joker are you watching dr stone

[sinful flare]

True..

[analog vortex]

We will get Silksong in a year hopefully

[wheat sail]

Silksong in 2023 or I die

[uncut citrus]

as per usual

[obtuse spire]

They mostly come out at night, mostly

[wheat sail]

joker watching the joker anime

persona vibes

[sinful flare]

@velvet sentinel WAKE UP

[analog vortex]

Proof

[wheat sail]

just believe

[tame bone]

what if silksong already released and no one checked

[wheat sail]

[rough wigeon]

[obtuse spire]

This community is clearly too desperate to make such a mistake

They just gotta learn to enjoy other things

[rough wigeon]

that shit cursed

[stark prism]

looks like xen from half life 1

[sinful flare]

desperado like bandit's alternate special

ror2 ref

[brittle garnet]

@velvet sentinel y leave :(

[sinful flare]

i'll most likely be afk for a pretty long time

[stark prism]

desperado like that pmc from denver
mgrr ref

[brittle garnet]

welp i can't continue anyway

[quiet token]

kaan we didnt win

[sinful flare]

i checked

[rough wigeon]

[mighty plinth]

Im having a headache (i really love to complain in thos server)

[surreal remnant]

what other biome should i do?

hm...

might be kinda hard to do it justice in a confined space

OOH I JUST HAD AN IDEA

dw i'm doing a mesa-desert thing

imma just do it upside down on my roof

[coarse leaf]

Explaining games badly: my father has an inferiority complex so he committed mass genocide on his own children to send a moth to the backrooms and now I have to kill my older brother because the moth is controlling everyone

[wheat sail]

mario

[quiet token]

lugini

[sage glade]

gex

[coarse leaf]

Give me a game to explain badly

[sage glade]

fortnite

[quiet token]

buck bumble

[coarse leaf]

Explaining games badly: easy way to get cancer step 1 play this game

[coarse leaf]

Unfortunately I don’t know this game

[quiet token]

i dont either

[coarse leaf]

I never played any mega man game

[quiet token]

uhhhh luigis mansion

[sage glade]

i have not played all the mega man games

[stark prism]

isn't supermario and megaman the same thing?

[sage glade]

i haven't played any

[exotic geyser]

please explain hollow knight silksong badly

[coarse leaf]

Explaining games badly: my brother is the new Mona Lisa and now I have to destroy modern art by killing the undead

[stark prism]

yeah i haven't played either

[coarse leaf]

@exotic geyser

[sage glade]

that's a lie, mario is my uncle and he says otherwise

[coarse leaf]

Oh wait you wanted silksong

[atomic sparrow]

What's going on in the Institute today?

[coarse leaf]

Explain games badly: I am the Shaw women and I have been kidnapped, now I face many hard challenges to undo my kidnapping such as (but not limited to) trying not to simp for a white bug

[exotic geyser]

incredible

[sage glade]

you are a carrot

[quiet token]

carrots are pog

[sage glade]

yes

[quiet token]

ive heard where the myth "carrots are good for your eyes" comes from

[coarse leaf]

Explaining games badly: my cat turned into a Femboy the day after I killed god in the world on my smartphone and now I must beat up my old therapist so my friends feel depressed again

[stark prism]

Explaining games goodly: the bloke went out for a hike and went back and fuggin uhhh forgot and then he got sent to do a buncha shit kill a buncha shit get rich destroy the cartel save the world

[sage glade]

oneshot??

[coarse leaf]

Nope

[quiet token]

its ||persona 5 royal||

[sage glade]

kirby

[coarse leaf]

Yep

[wheat sail]

gives me persona vibes

[quiet token]

why do these sound like manga titles

[coarse leaf]

You would be correct

[sonic hamlet]

I have 27 days on war thunder

Help

[uncut citrus]

hmm thats quite a few days

[quiet token]

didnt warthunder players leak government documents a few times

[sonic hamlet]

Yes I have

[quiet token]

based honestly

[uncut citrus]

ok megaman hater

[stark prism]

explaining le computer entertainment programme very goodly: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh hold up ok basically goodman good swag be cruisin in the sky and chillin like Y when them alien bastards shotted up his ride, he go kill and nuke everybody and saves california or whatever its supposed to be in the process of doing so

[sonic hamlet]

650 hours

[uncut citrus]

oh 650h is 27 days?

[sonic hamlet]

I think

[uncut citrus]

good to know

[sonic hamlet]

Yeah

[uncut citrus]

i'll carry on his legacy

[sonic hamlet]

Nerd

[quiet token]

does that mean i have spent around 40 days in terraria

[uncut citrus]

eh its fine...

[vale temple]

league player 🫵

[uncut citrus]

i have less than that in LoL im pretty sure

i havent played that much LoL

[vale temple]

are u playing w sri

[grand ferry]

lets play terr

[uncut citrus]

i may be....

[vale temple]

wtf cheated on amina

[uncut citrus]

hmmm shut up sof......

[sonic hamlet]

Yes

[burnt topaz]

what

[uncut citrus]

Amina nooooooo

Amina get LoL imo

[burnt topaz]

what did you do

[surreal remnant]

@coarse leaf desert roof

[burnt topaz]

you couldnt pay me

[surreal remnant]

didn't like the blacked out walls and block so i changed it

OOH IMMA DO AN AQUARIUM NOW!

[vale temple]

thats a weird terraria mod iroh

[surreal remnant]

terraria is a minecraft mod, idk what you're talking about

[uncut citrus]

Botania

[gilded adder]

life is a minecraft mod

[stark prism]

check for holograms

[uncut citrus]

TaN

[surreal remnant]

?

[quiet token]

i am a mod of life

[stark prism]

yaknow holograms those are a thing in minecrap

don't tell me you never ran into a hologram in this game like come on?

[quiet token]

what drugs are you taking poltel

can i have some

[vale temple]

hi jonny mappa dropped a new vinland saga trailer

[stark prism]

FUGGIN COME ON you place or break too much shit too quickly and it leaves behind holograms with strange properties

[uncut citrus]

hi Jonny LoL maybe?

[stark prism]

or just totally randomly

holograms can happen any time for literally zero reason

[wheat sail]

there was a patch it seems

[quiet token]

LoL players in chat 🤢

[uncut citrus]

@subtle flint LoL maybe?

[hollow terrace]

[uncut citrus]

Kirbstar LoL when

Window stop crying i have NOT sent any unsourced besties today yet...

[burnt topaz]

yet?

[kindred pewter]

less goo new merg video on UK

[stark prism]

you ever like make a stone generator with pistons and shit and instead of making real blocks it just spews out holograms?

DAMN WHAT HE SAY

[quiet token]

[burnt topaz]

aw man was typing so long only for it to be deleted

[coarse leaf]

:(

[wheat sail]

when i move to europe

[coarse leaf]

Lemme try this again

[stark prism]

what country

WHICH ONE

[burnt topaz]

kirbstar why do you have to live in a different region

[uncut citrus]

i play in NA

[burnt topaz]

i am going to drink the ocean

[wheat sail]

why couldnt eu connect to NA

[uncut citrus]

besties sent

[kindred pewter]

you would die

[burnt topaz]

whats your source

[kindred pewter]

I did it once and I died

[burnt topaz]

"you would die" 🤓 ok dude lmao

[coarse leaf]

Explaining video games badly: a portal gave me the ability to B E C O M E C A R and now I have to kill a primate, a high armadillo, my past nemesis, and three furries to return home

[kindred pewter]

don't

otherwise you will end up like me

[stark prism]

megaman x?

[kindred pewter]

and NO ONE wants to be a catboy

[coarse leaf]

No

[uncut citrus]

I didn’t give them!

Ehehehh Eheh i sent unsourced besties!!!!

[wheat sail]

wikipedia?

[coarse leaf]

Kirbstar I am waiting for you to get this one

[stark prism]

uhhhhhhhhhh its probably some japaneese game

[uncut citrus]

What

[quiet token]

crazy how wikipedia has skill issue page

[burnt topaz]

oh is it forgottenlands?

[wheat sail]

we should build a train across the atlantic

[coarse leaf]

Nope

[stark prism]

american?

[coarse leaf]

Yes

[burnt topaz]

no nvm then

THAT IS JAPANESE 😭

[stark prism]

IT IS JAPANESE FFS

[coarse leaf]

What

It is?

[burnt topaz]

what do you think it is

[stark prism]

NINTONDON'T MADE IT AND THEY FROM JAPANLAND

[sinful flare]

japan cheese

[quiet token]

japan bees

[stark prism]

its on a japan console and shied

[coarse leaf]

Japan ears

[sonic hamlet]

Ribs and amoeba

[sinful flare]

Rib and tear

[kindred pewter]

explaining games badly: A child is locked, forced to fight through worms, shit and satan (this is an easy one)

[burnt topaz]

isek

[sonic hamlet]

Isaac

[quiet token]

i sock

[kindred pewter]

next game

[sonic hamlet]

My pfpdfj

[burnt topaz]

forgotene

[coarse leaf]

I have made a severe lapse in my judgment so forgive me chat

[burnt topaz]

you are forgiven

[sinful flare]

explaining games badly: a gopro with legs invades hell to kill for fun

[kindred pewter]

A human who become a robot that hunts for revenge and defeats a senetor using the power of a weeb (I didn't play the game so i might br bad)

[kindred pewter]

UK\

[coarse leaf]

Ultrakill

[stark prism]

its revengence

[sinful flare]

yeah it is united kingdoms im so proud of you garmond

[stark prism]

armstrong is a senator

[kindred pewter]

LESS FUCKING GOOO

[kindred pewter]

read again

[quiet token]

does ultrakill take place in uk

[kindred pewter]

again I didn't play the game

[stark prism]

your turn

[burnt topaz]

from what ive seen yeah

[sinful flare]

yes

[coarse leaf]

Explains games badly: schizophrenic girl climb mountain

[sinful flare]

the entirety of ultrakill takes place in britain

[burnt topaz]

celeste

[wheat sail]

SEND HER VICTORIOUS HAPPY AND GLORIOUS

[stark prism]

uhh gris

[sinful flare]

celeste tooeasy

[stark prism]

i think theres a mountain in gris

[kindred pewter]

ok I have one
You use the power of anime to fight in ancient japan

[stark prism]

its either that sekiro game or the one nioh

[sinful flare]

my phone screen is mentally disabled how do i mentally enable it help

[stark prism]

or maybe its ghost of tsushima

[kindred pewter]

nope

[kindred pewter]

correct!

[stark prism]

i havent played a single one of these

they all look identical

[sinful flare]

majority of anime

[burnt topaz]

ghost of tsushima uses the power of anime?

[kindred pewter]

let me check to my steam profile

[burnt topaz]

i went to a museum and saw an old portable manga

[kindred pewter]

ok I have one

[sinful flare]

how is a manga... not portable?

[kindred pewter]

A game where you become a noob to a god that slays gods

[burnt topaz]

no no it was like blocks

[sinful flare]

its like saying liquids that are undrinkable

[stark prism]

it could be fuggin anything
its probably hades

[sinful flare]

oh

[burnt topaz]

this is like, 100 different games

[stark prism]

or maybe god of war

[quiet token]

is a manga portalable?

[vale temple]

amina hop on nuclear throne

[stark prism]

yeah mangos come in baskets

[burnt topaz]

i havent played nt in a few months

[sinful flare]

sit on the nuclear throne

[vale temple]

same i havent played in 2 years

[burnt topaz]

give us another clue

[sinful flare]

uhh let me be nuclear

[burnt topaz]

hold on stand back im gonna throne

[stark prism]

for some reason when i see your profile picture from afar im reminded of the blind old hag from star wars knights of the republic 2

[burnt topaz]

show a picture

[kindred pewter]

A sandbox game where you become a noob to a god that slays gods

[stark prism]

like a really styalised depiction of her

[burnt topaz]

ter?

[kindred pewter]

yes

[sinful flare]

GMOD

[kindred pewter]

no kaan it's terrrrr

[burnt topaz]

you can start off gmod as god

[coarse leaf]

Explaining games badly: cephalopod stops teddy bear from going to the moon to unleash his MEGA FURRY BEAM

[sinful flare]

nah only im correct around here

[kindred pewter]

ok new one
A satire game that was made to mock a game filled with puzzles

[sinful flare]

yeah you CAN doesnt mean you have to....

[kindred pewter]

hint: Dunkey made a video on this

[burnt topaz]

the looker?

[kindred pewter]

yes

[sinful flare]

a game where you shoot bugs and drink lots of beer

[kindred pewter]

ok one more
A game where you choose a crackhead number of characters to fight to the death either by moving a load to the other side

[burnt topaz]

im not sure on either

[wheat sail]

its all isaac

[kindred pewter]

it's not isaac

[sinful flare]

mine is ||deep rock galactic||

[burnt topaz]

bindind of isaac repentance

[kindred pewter]

n

[burnt topaz]

ah right

[kindred pewter]

no

[sinful flare]

risk of rain 2

[quiet token]

i got this one its hollow knight

[wheat sail]

binding of isaac: post mortem

[kindred pewter]

ok lemme give a hint

[vale temple]

what are we doing

[stark prism]

this one

[burnt topaz]

oh i see

thats not what i expected

[kindred pewter]

An arena shooter where you can choose characters to fight to the death against machiens or moving a payload to the other side

[sinful flare]

ante meridiem? post meridiem? more like your life will switch from ante mortem to post mortem

[quiet token]

tf2

[kindred pewter]

correct

[quiet token]

[sinful flare]

titanfall 2

[wheat sail]

jesse what the fuick are you sying

[kindred pewter]

ok last game
A game where you explore an abondend studio while a monster chases you

[coarse leaf]

No one got this

[kindred pewter]

Team fortress 2

[vale temple]

horror games

[kindred pewter]

but what game?

[sinful flare]

im saying 12 hour system is a mental illness

[vale temple]

yes

[coarse leaf]

BATIM

[quiet token]

five days at furbos

[kindred pewter]

yes

it's batim

[sinful flare]

batman like the turkish city

[coarse leaf]

I used to be obsessed with that game

[vale temple]

another one just so i can get something

[kindred pewter]

ok ok one more
A game where you survive an island witht he sole purpose to leave it while every night it goes more difficult

[coarse leaf]

Ok the answer to this one is splatoon 3

[quiet token]

ror2

[burnt topaz]

oh i didnt even see that one sorry subaki

[kindred pewter]

no

[sinful flare]

five nights at Petrichor V

[wheat sail]

uuhhh no

[kindred pewter]

no

[exotic geyser]

dst?

[kindred pewter]

no

[sinful flare]

dont starve hamlet

[burnt topaz]

an island hm

isaac

[kindred pewter]

how isaaac?

[sinful flare]

you didn't specify if it was floating or not

[coarse leaf]

Explaining games badly: this game will never come out

[kindred pewter]

island = floating

[burnt topaz]

skyblock

[kindred pewter]

NO

wait letme make it a bit more clear

[burnt topaz]

uh that one game jam game i played

[exotic geyser]

floating was implied?

[sinful flare]

minecraft hyplex or whatever the game hypixel was making

[burnt topaz]

hytale

[kindred pewter]

You play on an island with the goal to survuve and collect materials to repair a boat to leave the island and fith a dragon

[vale temple]

minecraft

[sinful flare]

Ah dont starve hamlet easy

[kindred pewter]

no

[sinful flare]

damn catboy i'll sue

[burnt topaz]

A dragon?

[kindred pewter]

yes

[sinful flare]

Imagine dragons

[burnt topaz]

may we receive another clue

[quiet token]

muck

[kindred pewter]

yes

[quiet token]

[sinful flare]

WHAT

[quiet token]

LMAO

[sinful flare]

oh fuck it is muck

[burnt topaz]

GJ

[sinful flare]

im suing you over this

[kindred pewter]

oh god

[exotic geyser]

muck warfare

[gray parcel]

Hey y’all

[sinful flare]

try to guess whoever will end up in prison first at court motherfucker

[exotic geyser]

watch this i'll get there first

[kindred pewter]

uhhh YOU for falsley SUING me, a poor and innocent CATBOY

[sinful flare]

shes speedrunning crimes oh my god

[gray parcel]

GOOD

[kindred pewter]

speedrun to jail%

[gray parcel]

Death to cat boys

[sinful flare]

popular speedrunning category actually

[kindred pewter]

unironically
cats >>>>> catgirls

[wheat sail]

is it the binding of isaac flash version

[sinful flare]

💯💯💯💯

[burnt topaz]

duh

[sinful flare]

hi baaaaaack im kaan

[kindred pewter]

the recrod hasn't been broken in a decade

somsone got it in 15 seconds

[sinful flare]

its hardlocked at at least 18 years
unless there are places where you can go to prison as an infant

[exotic geyser]

i'm sure we can find some

[trim estuary]

True

[sinful flare]

it still heavily implies rng

[stark prism]

north korea

[quiet token]

dont people have kids in prison

[kindred pewter]

I mean, spawning in a prision is possible, however, they aren't recognized

[sinful flare]

LMAO

[quiet token]

the record is literally 0 seconds

[trim estuary]

Megamind

[kindred pewter]

speedrun modderators ban kids who are born in prisions because "the kid never intentioned to speedrun it"

[quiet token]

oh

[coarse leaf]

Explaining games badly: I have daddy issues and mom went to get the milk so now I have to go through hell to live my angsty teenager life with my uncles

[sinful flare]

north korea itself is a prison so poltel is right 💀

[kindred pewter]

THIS SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE ME LAUGH MY ASS ON THE FLOOR

[quiet token]

uh night in the woods

[coarse leaf]

Disclaimer: I never finished this game so this may not be accurate

[coarse leaf]

Nope

[quiet token]

damn

[velvet sentinel]

ikdddka

[coarse leaf]

Hint: it’s a rougelike

[kindred pewter]

isaac

[coarse leaf]

No

[gray parcel]

Hades

[coarse leaf]

Yep

[kindred pewter]

dead cells

I haven't played dead cells

[gray parcel]

Mommy actually lives next door

[sinful flare]

mom didnt go to get milk she went to kill you

[gray parcel]

So inaccurate

[sinful flare]

get your questions right god damn it

[coarse leaf]

NOOOO I DIDNT FINISH THE GAME

[sinful flare]

oh

[gray parcel]

Mom never left

[burnt topaz]

mom girlbossed and went to live her best life

[quiet token]

kaan suing everyone ong

[coarse leaf]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I GOT FUCKING SPOOOOOOOILED

[sinful flare]

thats right im suing EVERYONE

[burnt topaz]

i mean its not really "next door"

[trim estuary]

No you didn’t

[kindred pewter]

explaining YOUTUBERS badly: A dude who reviews gaming videos by being sarcastic as hell and thinks that krack is the best video game of all time

[surreal remnant]

aquarium!

[burnt topaz]

me

[sinful flare]

HOW DO YOU GET SPOILED IN ISAAC ITS LITERALLY THE FUCKING INTRO YOU MORON

[trim estuary]

Cmon did you even read Greek mythology

[quiet token]

bunkey

[kindred pewter]

would read a book here ngl

[kindred pewter]

correct

[coarse leaf]

It’s hades you fucking bidoof

[burnt topaz]

idk man that final cutscene hits different

[surreal remnant]

what biome should i do next?

[sinful flare]

crimson

[burnt topaz]

damn what did he do to you

[velvet sentinel]

game?

[surreal remnant]

like the nether biome crimson forest?

[kindred pewter]

I do not care I am going to ultrakill your ass

[surreal remnant]

RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS

[sinful flare]

3d terraria

[kindred pewter]

the binding of isaac spoiler : ||Boo||

[civic oracle]

Guys I just had an idea, what if ss wont release anytime before this november? If that's the case, could it be possible for ss to win next years game of the year? (considering it's lives up to it hype and no other big title game releases)

[velvet sentinel]

steam hasnt given me my money for terraria back yet

[kindred pewter]

I just had a scolding from her so lol

[surreal remnant]

imma do both nether forest biomes in one display

[sinful flare]

im going to ultranuke your house

[kindred pewter]

maybe do aincent city?

[surreal remnant]

OOH THAT SOUNDS SO COOL

but it scares the everloving shit out ofme

NOW I'M TORN!

[sinful flare]

just dont be scared

[surreal remnant]

this is my last spot too

[quiet token]

skill issue

[kindred pewter]

explaining DISCORD users badly: A fan of a silksong character who loves to make UK references and is jobless 24/7 (this is VERY easy)

[cunning geode]

silksong will win goty 2023 and the first dlc expansion, “Weavers of the West End” will win goty 2024, and the second dlc expansion…

[surreal remnant]

hm

[kindred pewter]

no

[surreal remnant]

ancient city sounds better imo

when did ancient cities become a thing?

[kindred pewter]

uhhh warden update

correct

[surreal remnant]

was it before or in 1.19?

[kindred pewter]

before 1.19 I think

[surreal remnant]

oh ok that works

[kindred pewter]

WAIT AFTER?????

[surreal remnant]

i made this world when 1.19 became a thing

[gray parcel]

Ew Minecraft

[surreal remnant]

1.19 is the most recent update

1.20 isn't out yet

[kindred pewter]

same but, it still has a deep place in my heart

[sinful flare]

no ancient city is 1.18 is it not

[stark prism]

NU-UH witcher 1 has won goty every year since 2007 and it aint gonna change

[kindred pewter]

WAIT YEAH

[surreal remnant]

now i gotta find an ancient city

and not shit myself when i'm there

[cunning geode]

super mario brothers 2

[sinful flare]

minecraft pe 0.13.0 had a deep place in my heart smh

[stark prism]

oh ye?

[kindred pewter]

ong

minecraft PE ong I loved it

[surreal remnant]

mkay found one

[crisp leaf]

silk

[surreal remnant]

now imma head there with a totem in hand

[quiet token]

5 years after silksong has released team cherry will make the "hollowsilk" collection where you can play both characters in their respective games

[surreal remnant]

i have max netherite armor and tools so i should be fine

[sinful flare]

@surreal remnant bring snowballs and preferably wool

[gilded adder]

super pogger brothers 2

[stark prism]

they should add blue roses to the actual minecrap

[surreal remnant]

snowballs and wool

[stark prism]

or just readd those old short roses

[kindred pewter]

no they should make minecrap like UK

[surreal remnant]

got it

[sinful flare]

blue rose like the gun nero uses from dmc5?? ???????

[trim estuary]

They should add content to Minecraft I think

[stark prism]

the poppies just aint as swag

[trim estuary]

Have you guys seen the performance improvements in 1.20

I get 500 FPS now

[sinful flare]

they should add fireflies to minecraft

[exotic geyser]

clueless

[trim estuary]

No they did not

[surreal remnant]

they didn't add them cause fireflies are actually poisonous to frogs

[trim estuary]

Nope

[sinful flare]

No they did not

[surreal remnant]

they announced they were

but then got backlash cause they are poisonous to frogs

[trim estuary]

GEF did they add fireflies to Minecraft

[lone crown]

Fireflies would be great just to make the swamps look lively at night

They scrapped fireflies what the fuck

[quiet token]

there should be a sport centered around throwing dynamite

[trim estuary]

I never heard of any backlash I thought they just googled it and went “Oh. Welp.”

[sinful flare]

it's called war

[quiet token]

pizza tower refrence

[kindred pewter]

minecraft should honestly get more content each update, it just gets dry and boring

[lone crown]

How do fireflies, literal particle effects, receive backlash 💀

[trim estuary]

No, WAR is a song from ULTRAKILL

[surreal remnant]

they showed frogs eating fireflies

[sinful flare]

WAR the level from pizza tower vs WAR the ultrakill song

[kindred pewter]

no, WAR is mentioned in mgrr when that bald dude says "GIVE WAR A CHANCE"

just like how DOOM ETERNELT is an animal crossing ripoff

[surreal remnant]

i got nearly a stack of wool and 6 stacks of snowballs

are the snowballs for the warden?

[trim estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/could-you-repeat-that-goku-goku-ultra-instinct-goku-stare-repeat-that-gif-24821033

[kindred pewter]

no I don't think I will

I would give ORDER one more chance

[sinful flare]

im going to TEAR DOWN the pizza towers and CRUSH the armies of italy

[gilded adder]

could you pogpeat that

[quiet token]

teardown refrence

[kindred pewter]

howevre, I will treat you as an appetizer

[sinful flare]

come forth, italian cook... and die

[kindred pewter]

DIE

[quiet token]

JUDGEMENT

[gilded adder]

foolishness, cook, foolishness

[surreal remnant]

imma stream this

[kindred pewter]

KEEP EM COMING

[lone crown]

I can’t cook

[kindred pewter]

BE GONE

[gilded adder]

let him cook

[kindred pewter]

CRUMBLE

THIS WILL HURT

[sinful flare]

YOU CANT ESCAPE

[quiet token]

THY END IS NOW

[exotic geyser]

you're getting rusty

[kindred pewter]

YES THATS IT

[lone crown]

What

[kindred pewter]

DESTROY

[wheat sail]

THE END IS NIGH

[quiet token]

fire is cool tho

[olive bobcat]

Oh shit let's go

[trim estuary]

KEEP EM COMING

[olive bobcat]

Boutta get a Zeus boon with guaranteed upped rarity

[kindred pewter]

Ahh, so concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus. A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle, doomed from the very start... And I don't regret a SECOND of it! Hahahahaha, ahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHA, RAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AAAHAAAHahahahaahaaa...

[burnt topaz]

hell yeah

[olive bobcat]

I just got one from Hermes, now I have 4 dashes

[timid dove]

yuo need help

[burnt topaz]

aluo would you be interested in watching me stream banban

[surreal remnant]

UHM SOMEONE JOIN VC

[burnt topaz]

hermes my beloved

[quiet token]

banban??

[kindred pewter]

Honestlyu yeah

[surreal remnant]

I JUST ACCIDENTALLY SUMMON THE WARDEN STRAIGHT AWAY

[timid dove]

seek medical help

[kindred pewter]

OH NO

[surreal remnant]

AH FUCK

[kindred pewter]

how?

[kindred pewter]

WAIT UHH

[timid dove]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-booze-boozehound-wasted-alcohol-gif-23077846

[kindred pewter]

I HAVEN'T FOUGHT THE WARDEN YET BUT, TRY LIKE, RUNNING

[olive bobcat]

"I always come back" Zagreus purple guy confirmed????

[kindred pewter]

I do that every night smh

[quiet token]

alcohol

[exotic geyser]

seek medical attention

[burnt topaz]

i havent played minecraft in forever

[exotic geyser]

morphine administered

[timid dove]

just place water and run away from it

[olive bobcat]

I prefer Ares and his doom stuff but Hermes is def helping

[timid dove]

it can't walk thru water it makes it tunnel

[stark prism]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/411605881336365068/1018726704904159252/A544DDBC-EFAB-449A-BE66-24C259D0A299.gif

[exotic geyser]

excuse me?

[sinful flare]

hmm... a visitor, indeed
i have slept long enough
the pizza tower of italy has long forgotten my name
and i am EAGER to make them remember
however, the cheese of pizzaface stains your hands
and i must admit, im curious about your skills, cook
and so, before i tear down the pizza towers and CRUSH the armies of italy... you shall do as an appetizer
come forth, italian cook... and DIE

[burnt topaz]

[olive bobcat]

I'm playing shield rn so the ability to chain doom off of my special is amazing

[stark prism]

ew what the fuck is that

[timid dove]

chestbrah don't deserve this

[olive bobcat]

Especially since that doom does like 120 dmg

[stark prism]

why is his face look like this

[timid dove]

edited

it's zyzz's brother lmfao they just edit all his pics

[full rune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/386559684221468683/1068238557178757210/3aa3c0f3c2ef3ab3.gif

[kindred pewter]

BEGONE
YOU CAN'T ESPACE PIZZA MAN
DESTROY
This...will hurt

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-v1-ultrakill-suit-smile-gif-26496634

[sinful flare]

i thought that said "balls" and there was a basketball there but it apparently says "hello" in the background of the gif

[gray parcel]

My spare change:

[surreal remnant]

not dead yet

[olive bobcat]

Spreaders when I hit 'em with that ⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️

[full rune]

Pizza

[sinful flare]

Tower

[quiet token]

trying to beat my 1-1 pb

[kindred pewter]

Me after slaying amounts of hordes, making one of the finest angels psycopathic and making hell dry

[olive bobcat]

Oh shit boutta get more rarity boosted Hermes

[sinful flare]

punch your shotgun shells

[quiet token]

but...

[sinful flare]

do it

[timid dove]

@gray parcel do yk chestbrah

[sinful flare]

no buts no muff

[timid dove]

he is being slandered

[quiet token]

the level is literally 1 second long

[sinful flare]

oh

[gray parcel]

Chestbrah?

No

[timid dove]

https://tenor.com/view/squad-gif-20914904

zyzz's brother

[kindred pewter]

few UK tips
Did you know, if you overpump your shotgun and shoot at anything, it will regain you 50+ health!
If you use the Maurice railcanon and shoot at the floor, it can send you up flying multiple buildings without taking any damage!
If you shoot a rocket, and whiplast it, it will come to you and heal you 100+ health!

[sinful flare]

eyorizz

[timid dove]

i'm surprised how many ppl know zyzz but not chestbrah

[gray parcel]

I didn’t even know zyzz had a brother

[timid dove]

chestbrah had a better physique lmao

[timid dove]

yea he's really fucking unknown apparently

[olive bobcat]

Aight Hydra time

[timid dove]

which is a shame he's such a cool guy

[olive bobcat]

And I've got my extra life still

Or at least I should

[timid dove]

i met him in 2021 in sydney he's the chillest guy you'll ever meet

[burnt topaz]

have you beaten the game yet

[gray parcel]

He probably didn’t push his socials as much as zyzz

[timid dove]

wish i could've met zyzz

[sinful flare]

Dash as you shoot with the overpumped shotgun with precision timing to avoid self damage

[olive bobcat]

Nope

[burnt topaz]

gl gl

[olive bobcat]

Hydra's the furthest I've made it actually

[kindred pewter]

shhh don't tell them

[timid dove]

he was in basically every single zyzz blog apart from the ones where zyzz was live-streaming to his viewers

[burnt topaz]

youve got this

[timid dove]

like all the gym footage he's there with zyzz lmao

ig all the clips that went viral just didn't have him in them

[copper hatch]

[sinful flare]

shhh don't tell them

[gray parcel]

I only know zyzz for popularizing hardstyle

[timid dove]

he literally inspired like all of the 2017-2020 high school "gym rats"

[gray parcel]

Yes, but I got into the gym cuz I thought I was fat

[timid dove]

he's gotten a bad name in the gym community by some ppl bc his content hit the wrong audience lmao

all the kids who preach him say "we go jim zyzz pr or er" and max out at 30kg bench

he was genuinely an amazing guy tho

[gray parcel]

I literally never heard of him till one of my gym buds showed me hardstyle

[timid dove]

hardstyle is ass ngl

only good hardstyle is early hardstyle

[kindred pewter]

I only know zyzz by that one video where it's "The legendery rise and fall of zyzz"

[gray parcel]

Fr

[sinful flare]

does zyzz have that rizz?

[olive bobcat]

I ripped through it

[timid dove]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-zyzz-zyzz-yes-bodybuilder-gif-23904689

[timid dove]

yea that's a good vid

[gray parcel]

I prefer to lift to music that I can somewhat hear

[timid dove]

it's a shame his content hit all the edgy kids lmao

[olive bobcat]

I like living dangerously

[timid dove]

most zyzz kids grow out of it after a month or two tho

[gray parcel]

I’m actually lifting right Ultrakill rn

[timid dove]

aslong as i don't hear anything BUT my music im fine

[sinful flare]

ULTRABANGERS TO LIFT ULTRAWEIGHT TO

[timid dove]

sometimes i don't listen to music in the gym tho

[olive bobcat]

Oh wait that's it for Asphodel

[gray parcel]

Real

[timid dove]

infact come to think of it i don't really listen to music in the gym

[burnt topaz]

elysium

[gray parcel]

Ultrachurch is fire

[sinful flare]

(All Imperfect Love Song starts playing)

[timid dove]

i used to listen to a ton but most of the time i'm lifting without any background noise

[olive bobcat]

Elysium is pretty so far