#sk-discussion
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thats amazing 
hope yall happy
yay
Ahhh ok.
You got what 80% of the server wont achieve
Goob job 
I hate cooking for kids
is this the point where you tell me about the way taste buds change over time as you age

It genuinely sucks
no idea
just dont
Then cook the kids
mmm canibalism
My spouse misses me…
But their aim is getting better!
But their aim is getting better!
Why aren’t you guys laughing
you're about to say you're 19 or some shit istg
Turns out thats like an 100 generations recipe so special and the newest gen is ss disc chat in discord
What
Nooo the better way to think about it is youll get tired of restricting yourself to a small subsect of food choices and will eventually diversify your palette
haha
Used to grab one or two of those, a package of ritz crackers, and go driving on the parkway with my boyfriend instead of going to school. maybe some hiking in there
Satire of bad marriage jokes
Nothing shameful about it
You see it's funny because marriage is terrible
Oh i thought it was going to be like some dementia joke where you repeat the last line im stupid
Im 2x as old as 19 in fact LOL
You guys ever had a real Philly cheesesteak
you are what.
That shit hits
it's a modest proposal....
I’ve seen this before but I’m still compelled to say what the FUCK is up with this dude’s head, is it like doctored footage?
They use cooper cheese -- the only actually credibly good version of american cheese
But I'm not talking that small town restaurant shit on the west coast, I mean from Philly itself
I got that 
maybe only for the sake of others getting fed up with my eating habits, cause as it stands i can eat the same meal 3 times in a row every day for a week and be fine.
Yeah real philly cheesesteaks are god tier
Aluo your bio makes me wanna boil myself alive
Why
Anyways im gonna go just pleace dont burn this place to the ground im too lame to do anything else other than lurking on my free time
Boringgggg
aluos bio + normal pfp is literally the most based thing in this server
the sigma satire.
@olive bobcat your bio is a fucking masterpiece dont listen to wax
gn
(Mostly cuz there arent that many good restaurants around here)
why did you super react albania?
I get 5 super reacts per week now
Gn withr
no thats the aluomorg flag??
aluo is albanian?
Unfortunately, i am ridden with mental illness and a combination of depression and symptoms i should get tested for something because of, has made me wholly immune to being bored of food.
Thats the Arstoska flag
Damn i just realized im twice as old as a 19 year old when i replied that to you phoebee
Brutal. Hahahahahahahahhaa
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
too many different flags i suggest we all use just germanys
Wait. How old are you @rancid vector


What're your pride flags here's mine
🇺🇸
19 x 2 = 34 lol
twice as old as a 19 month old
yeah thats weird.
people do not reflect their age in their tone of speech in this server.
usually it's pretty easy to tell
38
Well its a video game server
ever since mom joined you werent the oldest
People be embracing their inner child here yo
True
Best mom ever plays hk
YEAH IRENE PLAY MORE HOLLOW KNIGHT
haven't gotten too far into it, yet. have so many games
YOUD LIKE IIIIIIIIIIIIT
DO NOT PLAY HOLLOW KNIGHT
I have already 😮
What’s that
What are you playing now
hey do you have risk of rain 2?
I appreciate that sentiment, knowing full well i am still a child.
Though largely i was stripped of the classic childhood experience
19*2 is 38...
been playing solasta. upcoming ffxiv patch, tho
PLAY ULTRAKILL PLAY ULTRAKILL PLAY ULTRAKILL
rip i know how you feel :(
the transformation will begin tomorrow. you will become bug.
Honestly most people are still kids until they are 24
great she's now my dad
I feel like thats when i really got my head in the game adultwise
what
You're not an adult until you can rent a car
ultrakill as a very trans playerbase??
I haven’t yet, THIS IS A FUCKING SCAM why am I even here smh,,,
Pffft bad threshold
OH
I have a data hording problem.
yeah i should also get mom to play eleste
anyway play ultrakill.
Like I said, kids are cruel, Jack.
And I'm very in touch with my inner child.
not pictured: external that has some games, but a bunch of backups as well
wait answer this question
Inner child, Isaac reference
Kids are cruel jack, AND I LOVE MI-
MINOS FROM ULTRAKILL
WAX NO NOT EVERYONE HAS WATCHED MAXOR
i had a terrible childhood
oh fuck
Mines from isaac
KAAN STOP REACTING ME
and i have friends who had really fucking terrible childhoods
so i get that lol. sucks.
i couldnt find anymore among us emojis

same yeah hearing about it sucks knowing there isnt much you can do 
I'm goin' the fuck to sleep
@serene chasm you got a game recommendation kind sir?

Wait is this “wax mom (yes really)” figure really the matrilineal relative of discord user wax ocelot
hi goin' the fuck to sleep I'm mom
yeah it's rough
yes
Outer wilds
this is a cursed image
that's what i was thinking of playing.
ok i'll do that
withr i thought you went to sleep
the fact that mothers exjst is terrifying
You thought well
go to sleep stay in school do well don't fuck up
Wither never sleeps
i just learned that if you actually try to appreciate something you'll appreciate it even more
i think this is worse tho
O
I hate Godfrey
i hate god too
i hate elden ring
No I hate God
But this boss is just pain
garbage game
@tall juniper
https://youtu.be/SDCqgHLX8Ys?t=43
tbh i hate DS1 more than any other soulslike

FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL……. BARE WITNESS!
Yo mama so fat
No that's godrick
XBOX LIIIIIIIVE
“I’m so fucking graftpilled” - godfrey idk I’ve never played Elden ring
"let's make a game that is just not fun to play because it's stupid punishing and watch people enjoy it like a bunch of masochists" -- fromsoft
i am dumb. severely
imporrtant lesson everyone _ _
Is it me or dona lot of the bosses is ER feel the same
godfrey’s second phase is pretty annoying at first
playstation dead
they are cut and paste
i mean im pretty sure you fight every boss at least twice in two different arenas so you are objectiveky correct 
with different movement patterns
it's the same thing all game with terrible writing
Math staring in the corner:
Are you implying there’s more to life than being a cynical bastard to seeks to make everything as unpleasant for themselves as possible and doesn’t allow themselves to enjoy anything? That can’t be right…
I loved the world of ER but DS3 had way better bisses
except that
ultrakill > er
Ultrakill > no games at all
🇽🇧🇴❌ 🇱🇮🇻🇪
What do you have against the emergency room, they provide life saving services and are a very important part of society
bloodborne needs to come out on pc man....
ULTRAKILLULTRAKILLULTRAKILL
I should pick up sekiri next sale. Though i wish it would go higher then 50%
Me studying Electrical Engineering, turning into lumalee one subject at a time
I too live in 🇱🇮🇻🇪
it's worth 30 curly
they make me live
really good game
I'm heading into that this upcoming year, is it hell or nah
just fucking hard as shit
And have you been offered to work with tasers by any chance? 
40 for me, but yeah
Lot of engineering degrees are hard
I hate video games
sekiro is very fun if you like to forgo all the usual strategy in soulsborne games and just be a psychopathic murerdous badass who deflects the fuck out of everything and cuts through waves of people like a nuke-powered blender
i lovehate them
Most of the shardbearers, ja
Imagine having a degree in anything
i cant wait for judas, ken levine's next game (bioshock guy)
Few subjects have made me cry, it's hard, but amaziny
i have a degree and it is useless
God I wish that were me
Good to hear, we'll see how it goes
🤓 all of you

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd
Help me
mord
Not directly, but you can sort of deduce it
nord vpn
#ad
I wanna Michael Reeves some bitches in my college years
ok guys imma take a sec to say goodbye and i love you all but imma go to sleep now bye bye
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Take care Wax
Horah loux has a bunch of grabs that one shot me from full health and it's a pain in the ass

noight.
And I may or may not have a skill issue
godbye
the thing with outer wilds
help
i hate games that are like that and majora's mask
groundhog day type games
i like to be able to freely explore stuff
maybe if you could do things that extend the period of time you have before the reset occurs
that'd be cool af honestly
You can explore stuff. You just start at the beginning everytime
im surprised no game has done what i just described yet
It has a LOT of advanced math, specially electromagnetism and signal processing
Oh lovely
I had to talk with my schedule advisor to clear up some transcript confusion
Luckily I was able to get moved up from intermediate algebra into calc 1
What degree donyou have Rilk
bio science
Cool beans
@olive bobcat like, complex numbers, and you can even learn that negative frequency is a real thing
did some med school
ended up dropping out
gonna do anesthesiologist assistant
easier, better, stronger, faster.
Off topic could have used you earlier
They were trying to figure out some users ailment
gn
liar withr
gn wither
gn
WOW

gn
sigh
my honest opinion to zen mains
Biblically accurate Scott?
that's that dwarf fps game?
deep rock something something
yeah this is the game that fucking failed to reach their promsies
yes yes
islksong
oh hollow knight silksong
i heard about that one
they failed to reach promises on that one or something like that
dev company ended up closing down / going bankrupt
it was sad cuz their first game was so great
So sad
i read that the artist guy ended up making purely cosmetic items in world of warcraft after
for minimum wage.
programmer tried to get into acting but just ended up becoming a raging alcoholic
and the soundtrack guy.. well, he's doing fine now
Soundtrack guys always come out on top
they do!
game looks too much like borderlands or valorant
i just did borderlands 3 a couple months ago, all the way through, so im good on that one for now
ugh i just want starfield to release i need a new bethesda game
After the last few bethsoft games, I'm not very excited for Starfield
me neither
but it will still be nice to play it, i just don't have high expectations
fallout 4 was a major letdown
76 was just a stupid little experiment
Never even tried 76
never should have been made in the way it was
it's honestly pretty bad. the servers mandated that there had to be a lag between hitting an enemy with a shot and their health going down
and it's major on settlement building, which was my absolute least favorite aspect of fallout 4
Same
i am looking forward to ship building tho assuming it's got a wide diversity in design approach (probably not)
Too bad that everyone else seemed to love it
base building and ship building should be better than the settlement building in fallout 4
presumably they will have improved those systems
I really haven't paid too much attention to Starfield
it's gonna be pretty big
i was hoping that they had this other member of the dev team doing the writing but he's doing lead quest designing instead
I do hope its good
which is a shame, his writing is way better than the stuff the other person they've been using does
Who?
i forget his name
i think his last name was shen?
skyrim woulda been a good game for me if not for the terribly small number of voice actors they used in it
it really limited the game for me in scope
made it feel small
I dont think was the issue imo with Skyrim
eh, mods fixed any other issues imo
fallout 4, on the other hand, cannot be fixed with mods
chocolate chip cookie dough
i wish outer worlds was better than it was
im waiting for skywind
in 2028 or something lol
Just in time for tes5
never played morrowind back in the day
6
Maybe Outer Worlds 2 will be good
hopefully
Apparently it’s in the works
outer worlds was good just not great like i wanted
I thought it was like a 70%
hopefully avowed is phenomenal
The writing could be pretty funny
it has the best trailer ever
I didn’t like the world
outer worlds had better writing and quest design, fallout 4 had better gameplay / gunplay
they should have approached world designs like kotor did
given the scope they were going for
I named my character Redd-It
they weren't trying to make a ridiculously huge game in the first place afaik
nice character name
I like using internet things for sci fi names
i'll name my next one Weeb-O
I had another character named Arr Slash
Random cat
is your cat battleforged or nimble
Her name is Charlie
scrongbongled
must be australian
That face
whoa there's a first person starship troopers game now??
She is always smiling
She's terrifying
Those eyes are pure void
that there? that right there? that’s a baby
yep. that’s a baby if i ever did seen’t one
She can see your soul, yes
Oh no, the eyes are fine
I'm just afraid of dogs
Dog-discussion
Ah Chubs does that whenever you pet her side long enough
i swear to god i didnt photoshop this
i actually have the funny number by accident
Nice
Gm gamers
i napped for a second and awoke to the sound of skittering
I go school now
i have now found and destroyed the chitinous body of a giant ass cockroach
have fun at school
if you see any roaches 🪳 smash em for me
Ok
Dont show any remorse either, smash en so hard dust comes up n the ground cracks like in a shonen anime
Smash em so hard your foot cleaves a hole through space and time, traveling both you and the roach into an alternate dimension where you have swapped places and now become the fearful prey.
it looks edible
Was Silksong a massed induced hallucination?
Yes
That explains why it hasn't released yet.
Yeah
Like, do i HAVE to go to bed
💀
It just seems annoying
I am a nocturnal creature
The thought of "going to sleep" is but a mere option for me
Sleepless nights, and scattered heights. Islands in the minds of many.
-lovely nonsense courtesy of phoebe
Poem
But it doesn't actually mean anything
I wrote it cause it sounded pretty
While in truth it is shallow
Oh
My favorite time of day is 2 am because i can vibe
alone
with nothing but my thoughts
and also whatever atmospheric music I'd like to put on at that time
Shoutout to nichijou OST helvetica standard sono 2 and also dare by gorrilaz
Gotta be one of my favorite 2 am musics
You'd think i had some knowledge, or meaning to my words. But it's all just pretty phrases to make up for my lack of appealing circumstance. The emotions i feel, are ones no one wants to listen to. So i give to them what they'd love to hear, but hate to see. A face with no back. A facade created to make them happy. A lie, that they love to keep living in.
Fair enough
"easy"
the easiest mode in touhou is real life difficulty
That's what's so terrifying about 2 AM
Yeah i usually try to push them away
I just drink them away
I have insomnia
I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow, hopefully I can get some sleeping pills that actually work. But I can't sleep and I need to take a shower in the morning so it's going to suck
I don't have insomnia but i do have a simultaneously boring and stressful and this is how i cope
I feel that
I am medicated for bipolar, but my meds have not been working so well lately and this depressive episode isn't helping
imagine being able to be diagnosed for issues, couldn't be me
Which makes the sleepless nights worse
My psychiatrists all sucked, sometimes I would have to do their job for them
I told one of them that I'm pretty sure I have BPD, and they were like "oh... yeah"
6 hours of sleep time
How I long for that right now
Be sure to ping me with a nice sounding single word, so that when i wake up... yes
@hot rampart WAKE
Not asleep yet, but i'll use that
Tomorrow i have nothing going on in the morning, actually at all sans evening persona 5
I could afford to be up all night coping 
I can't even drink because I'm getting blood tests
And I need to fast
And I'm running out of cigarettes
Basically, I really don't want to be awake right now
Coffee?
Caffeine to help me sleep?
Oh i badly misread that 
Wait silksong is actually delayed indefinitely?? So for all we know it could be in a year or 2?
I mean... technically speaking, yes.
Ouch...thats unfortunate ...
No news no timeline nothing? Or are there similar stuff like xbox saying all game will be out in a year?
No, just that there's a delay.
All we know is that it's not coming before june 12 like we thought it was
honestly if they were aiming for Early 2023
then the delay hopefully wont be more than a year
Hopefully
Probably not, but there's a possibility
can't believe silksong got delayed again
guess who's summer breaks are starting!
at the end of the day im gonna judge the end product
I CAN FINALLY NOT GO FOR SCHOOL FOR 2 MONTHS LETS GO IM SO FUCKING HAPP
21st Century Silksong Fan
if its good then i would definitely say its been worth the wait
if its bad then i can make up all the theories that they went through dev issues (which i doubt) 🥴
can we live in the time where 22nd century silksong fans exist 🥹
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@wheat sail have you been playing brawlhalal? 🤨
I'm just surprised they aren't releasing the game and then some areas as DLC later. We know that they just keep getting more and more ideas, and as an artist I can say that you never truly feel like a work is finished
Leth afaik already told them that
easy mode more like fml
but from the looks of it
the original reason the DLCs came out was that they were meant to be base game ideas they simply couldnt squeeze before they ran out of money
which, we see it isnt a case anymore
brawlhalal is kinda good
i have like 500 hours in it 
unless yknow, the base game is that big
The point is that it doesn't initially have to be
i dont really mind if it takes so long it becomes one huge package with no DLCs personally
anyway cant wait for silksong x ultrakill crossover dlc where they add guns and ttacco only uses that
Understandable, but I think them being in a neverending creative cycle would be a good reason as well
theyre chasing huge expectations well before even 2019
ofc ofc
im not denying feature creep isnt an issue either
but as long as the features end up being good, then i dont mind the wait
again hypotheticals given we need to have the game for that
so for now im just gonna go with the "release if it release" mindset
Not sure if I'm articulating well here, but there comes a point where you have to recognize when to stop, otherwise you're never going to
yeah i get what you mean
Yeah honestly i think the base game was supposed to be smaller it's just that tc got kinda carried away with adding more stuff
Yes, that is what happened
Rn i'm sure they're just applying finishing touches on the new stuff so it's probably not gonna be delayed by more than like 2 months
but at the same time, TC is finally living the dream of being able to go apeshit with their game at 0 restrictions, though i do get when too much is too much. But would people complain about that too much if that content becomes good anyway
i dont mind the delay tbh
let the BOTW hype mellow down for a bit
The other problem is the early announcement of the game, which I don't blame them for, they promised Hornet to kickstarter backers. 5 years is a very normal amount of time for game development, but the reason people are going insane is because they have been actively waiting for that long, which doesn't usually happen
True, i don't blame them for getting carried away this in their first time with this much budget and freedom of course they're gonna get carried away
Huffing that copium
Honestly if i were in tc i would have even worse impulse control and i would still be adding stuff by now
yeah the initial "it already looks finished" didnt help
but overall i hate it when people underestimate a game this huge on a 3 man team by saying it shouldnt take more than 2 years then also saying it should be better than HK + has more content
even way way early on like, 2020?
ive seen people outright speculating that SS size will be twice as much than HK
you'll have an easier time getting cc if you simply set the difficulty to "easy"
That's the issue, people think it takes 2 years tops to make a game because devs don't announce their games the nanosecond they start working on it
But again, I would've done the same. People paid money to get to play Hornet, and you want to let your supporters know that they aren't left unheard.
yeah it should be way bigger than 2x
I'm still really sad about the Abyss though. It's by far my favorite location in the game (or in any game, ever)
Hello people
Yeah yeah, honestly given foresight, maybe it shouldve more subdued?
like "Silksong" pops up in a 10 second teaser
THOUGH it may not have been an option given that
- TC wanted the surprise to have an oompf
- the game's scope expanded overtime
though that may have been a safer option probably
but also comes with the same concerns for backers
at the end of the day im not gonna claim what they shouldve done or not because i personally would have a hard time deciding under their shoes either
Damned if they do, damned if they don't. At the end of the day, I am glad people know where their money went
yeah they were kinda at a corner in someway
Hello, overheating nuclear reactor.
either way, i dont think the delay is gonna be that long
though going back to the feature bloat issue, yeah sometimes less can be more
its hard balance once the game starts stretching itself and it often becomes repetitive, even if its good it can feel like its "dragging" so to say?
the only time i can handle games that long if the narrative is enough to hook me
i guess HK was half half, i was interested in knowing what the fuck happened but at the same time my biggest motivator was to see new stuff
Especially for the people who already complained about backtracking. Silksong is going to be way bigger and is still a metroidvania, so that issue will only get worse
I have a harder time getting through narrative focused games, I think it's because a lot of the time I'm not in the healthiest headspace for something heavy, or my ADHD symptoms act up and I literally cannot pay attention to what's going on
I have to re-read some lines 5-10 times
sorry not 500 hours, 571 hours 
That's a lot, but it can also feel like nothing
I feel like I haven't even scratched the surface of this game
those are rookie numbers 
Considering the average mmo takes like 100 hours to understand, yeah
damm 600hrs!?
damn, game I have the most hours in I have 398 hours
Hello
what I swear that does something
# like this
ah
BIG LETTERS
still not silksong
There are also small letters, but I do not know how to make them
Me neither
hi
hello
ᴵᶠ ʸᵃ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ᵗᵉˣᵗ, ᵘˢᵉ ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᶦᵗᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᶦᵗ
Little letters
H̴̀̾ē̸͊l̵̑͊l̷̔̀o̶̐͘ ̸̈͋ȅ̵͠v̵̛̹ḛ̸͑r̶̪̀ȳ̵͍ȯ̵͝n̴̛͆ẻ̸̯
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🇭
🇭 🇪 🇾 🇬 🇺 🇾 🇸
h̆̈ă̈p̆̈p̆̈y̆̈ l̆̈ĕ̈t̆̈t̆̈ĕ̈r̆̈
uʍop ǝpᴉsddn
𝒾 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉ℯ 𝒾𝓃 𝓊𝒽𝒽𝒽 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓊𝒽 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓃ℊ
ᴀʜᴀʜᴀʜᴀ
⏁⍜⎅⏃⊬'⌇ ⎐⟟⎅⟒⍜ ⟟
Yeah!
𝔤𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔨 𝔞𝔩𝔭𝔥𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔱
он
ꅐꀍꍏ꓄
Ок
o̸k̸
по
𝙬𝙝𝙮
alright mellow it down
ok
ඞ
ko
Okay now I’m done
i should ban you for this
Get that of my screen
It would be an honor
like the imposter
Go out with a bang
so stop posting about among us
EJECTED
i am going to fucking shove the top 8 millionaires in the world and launch them in colored jumpsuits in fucking space
Why
among us MUST be real
Mugus
normal 1st attempt
how will you get the imposter there
Do u have dead god btw?
@cerulean sable
h
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h h
h h h
hh h
h h
h h
ah sadge, how close r u?
I have golden god
That's it
I'm really far away
I won't have dead god for a while
theresno such thing.... do u mean plat god?
No golden god
Oh nvm there is achivment like that
Must have forgotten about it
dont make a forgotten joke pls
well im like 4 achievments away from dead god
Oh damn
the daily run ones...
How is dead god, I saw trailers but never looked further
I've never done a daily run
What are its strengths
What
I have to do the 7 wins with no looses and same thing but 5 wins thats all that is left
Haded**
Haded****
NO
What
I will trust you on that
Hading
Hmm
What
silksong bench distances
how near they are and how much info do they give on whats to come (aka, a boss fight)
how to 32
Yes
every copy of silksong comes with a unique bench
Hi
Hold it gently in your hands
Whats up gamers
Hi Sarah
VC 3 gartic phone
I wish I could join but I can’t atm
Daily Garmond and Zaza pic 72
Garmond gives Carmelita the tape, as he is scared of what it contains. Meanwhile sherma the smartass tries to decode the photos, only one of them is decoded and yet it's horrible.
(FINALLY IM DONE WITHT HIS MINI-ARC)
lemme join
gartic song
yeah and 😎
whats silksong discussing
Nitro
I like the other one better

Chat just cooked hard on a maths exam
20-20=25-25
4x5-4x5=5x5-5x5
4(5-5)=5(5-5)
4=5
2+2=5
a + b = 7 I think
my math teacher is probably astounded at how many basic laws of math that I break in assessments
the laws of physics are next
Who was in Pharloom?
I think I saw my uncle in the trailer
isnt wool just a bunch of tangled silk
please tell me your joking
Ask kanye west
Kinda, not really
ik theyre different materials but if u tangled a lot of silk it gets the same texture as wool
yo.
Yo sam
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what do u mean kinda 💀
silk comes from bugs
wool comes from sheep
ojh yeah thats right
And who came back…
they gotta harvest the spiders to make a fancy shirt
(basically the plot of silksong)
probably
hornet and lace
weavers will never financially recover from being enslaved
Put a bunch of silk together, you find wool
I think?

I think your playing too much minecraft
I mean if its tightly packed and stretched you can vaguely create the same effect
What the fuck is minecraft
Yeeeee
it’s a different material

wool fact: did you know on average 5 people die every year from wool suffocation
Math fact
a bunch of farmers drown in shit every year
the grain tanks
silk fact: did you know that silk clothing is capable of gaining sentience and puppeting your corpse after suffocating you? statistics show that 1 in 6 people being controlled by silk apparel and the numbers continue to rise
this is fact. no further research is required
what if we make clothes out of spider corpses to send a message
coming from the people who think you can make wool out of silk, ima go ahead and disregard ur silk facts
"if u dont make enough silk ur getting turned into spider shoes"
is it realy their ass
Abdominal ass
I think so
i thought it was anouther ass
nah it comes from their massive sack
Thats shoved right up in there
My guy, cells shit, how wouldnt a spider?
god has to replace the silk in spiders every night while you aren't looking
cause ask urself if you’ve ever seen spider poo
............
I imagine it is VERY easy to slice your hand while playing the needle harp
Yes my friend has an obcession with those things and showed me the routine of his spiders
its like if a guitar had sharp edges
sounds like a cool friend
Guitar:Killable amd singable
His name is samuel
hornet finna play sick tunes while killing a family of 3

classic hornet
"please dont hurt us"
"through the fire and flames"
You basically said the gameplay of katana zero
never forget what hornet did in Iraq 15 years ago! she certainly hasn't 😁
at least 37 child soldier casualties were caused by hornet despite having clear orders to hold fire
or does she wind a string round it just to play it
ye its just very very thin
weird
why would a weapon have a string tho
every time she fights she has to spend 3 hours replacing and tuning the strings
yeah i’m not saying it couldn’t be done, i’m just saying I can’t see why hornet would have one
also are we gonna ignore that hornet clearly uses illegally imported lifeblood syringes?
Quests
so what I said then
silksong is actually just a 4 hour rehab session where hornet has to get over her lifeblood addiction
Katana zero basically
the perfect way to kill the nailsmith is to fall in front of him then kill him with the abyss shriek
ok so katana zero is everything
I hope hornet goes back to her chemistry days and starts cooking lifeblood with zaza in the outskirts of farloom
Yes
silking bad
FINNALLY THE KAAN GAM GIM GINN KAG NAG NKI NGM NGK NAG NKI NGM NGK NAG NKI NGM NGK NAG NKI NGM NGK NAG NKI NGM NGK NAG NKI NGM NGK NAG NKI NGM NGK NAG HAS APPEARED
I wonder how far people will make it through silksong before dying
“ayo, Hornet, this shits da bomb”
considering people have mastered hk combat to the point of whatever those radiance mods were
"YEAHH, SCIENCE SHAW"
"why are you blue"
Basically katana zero
It may be blue, but is still da bomb

i dont care about katana zero
looks like markiplier
"ayo missis hornet. whats this orange boof? it's giving me genocidal dreams"
not really but everything looks like markiplier
Btw, thats a katana zero reference
You kill your psychiatrist with a rock to the skull
YOU look like markiplier
ur gonna be reduced to katana ZERO if I see those words again

i will become the markiplier
i’d pay to look like markiplier
marky never played silksong did he
good he shoudlnt
I mean hollow knight
I wanna be the Markiplier
not on video at least
the less popular the people the better
Silksong isnt even real my guy
so I doubt it
havaent heard that one before

boo
Wow, you should spend more time online then
guys will I sound like a weirdo if I'm under a blanket in my room voicing lore videos
my new shoes are coming today
based
please, try and contain your excitement
Basically katana zero
WOOHOO i am so excited
what did I just say 😤

😭 then say NOTHING
Zamm, say nothing?
guys I'm having a shoe truck hijacked today. please try to release your excitement
you bastard
LETS FUCKING GO
You must play katana zero wtf
Ok that one is just joking, sorry


if ss is a sequal to hk what happened to the hollow knight
Death
we dont know if it's a sequel or not
he’s in a farm
cuz in some endings he explodes and others he's ok
Its gonna be a prequeal
No
Or completely disconnected from hk
it could be hornets twin sister
holy shit what if it actually is hornets twin sister
Sure
it was all just a dream
Not that trope
dreams dont exist
Hidden Dreams
True
if it’s a prequel that would kinda lessen the fact that Hornet had been guarding Hallownest for all that time, If she just wasn’t for a while lol
my novels end in 2nd grade:
it pretty clearly is
weavers went to pharloom to escape infection
infection gone
hornet goes to pharloom to free weavers
After dream no more orembrac3 the void
to escape infection? how do we know that
Maybe they escaped from the pale king
cuz they're not in the weavers den??
im so out of the loop on the actual contents of silksong i don’t even know what any of these words mean
...
Ss is going to be a dating game
Then learn
no
Its gonna be like yamdere simulator
Yeah dont
more surprises if i don’t study the game like y’all
Epic
it's quite clearly an online MMORPG where everybody plays as hornet
Sounds like shit
we get montly content updates
hornet gets shot
Its clearly a gacha game
Shut up
i think silksong is a game
Nah
Its a book
It's a comic
silksong will be a monopoly type board game
monopoly is pog
haha, wrong. Jeez you really don’t know anything huh
silksong monopoly 💀
Silksong is the 119 element of the periodic table
ok this is kinda crazy. I managed to get a leaked silksong boss theme but I cant post it so I'll try and visualize it for you guys
Another rain world reference
i think silksong will be a JRPG
silksong is an interactive theme park ride
ba doom ka ching ka hahfeafuiuaguarsgudizjkae
Keep it to yourself
bars 🔥🗣️
Send it to me
NO DUDE SPOILERS
OH NO I GOT SPOILED
I need more cristpher larking
Me fr
where’s that cristpher larking now?
im like a hawk, but instead of looking for food i look for spelling mistakes
christopher lurking.
In nether lands
Oofy don't you dare
😱
Don't
those are vultures
Typo
vultures look for spelling mistakes?
Yes
sick. cool bird
you could've replaced hawk with any other animal
Birb
vultures are kinda goofball birds what do they look like again
yeah but hawks are cool and they go AHHHHHHHHHHH
I love hawks
oh yuck
Among us
Pov: OOFY made a spelling mistake
Gross
AH
They eat corpses
I must be a vulture cuz I benefit off of everyone elses hard work 💯
Suffer what you made me suffer 
has anyone ever made hornet but with her head upside down? so it looks like big mouth
Yes
you mean nosk?
Tc did it
i do this in my other server as well. i’m notoriously a vulture.

Like this
hold up
Ok
id do it but dont have my laptop
yeah, their name would be Tenroh
tenroh goes hard ngl

Aight
Funny backwards name
Katana zero is harder
final boss of silksong??
Oofy you suck
say oofy backwards
No
Yfoo
YFOOOO
Sigh
tenroh: "it's too late, hornet. I've acquired enough silk"
hornet: "maybe you have. but you forgot one thing."
proceeds to song
tenroh: "I guess it truly was a hollow knight"
🔥✍️

the second one made me audibly chuckle when i wrote it the first time
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah you're a demon
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAAAN
rahhhhhhh
A vile creature
ooohhhh shit
that goes so hard
holy shit kaan how are you doing it's been so long, also, I BEAT MY PB TO 28 IN STANDARD!!
Post credit scenes for silksong
The true silks were the songs we made along the way
Wrong, Sulphuric Acid
NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo-
Sulphuric acid
H2SO4 babyyyyy
Wrong, Sulphuric Acid
Speaking of yummy I still haven't eaten today

Eat H2SO4
silk when song enters the room: 
Its yummy
Sure
since i have last seen my son lost to this monster, to the man behind the slaughter
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP BEATING MY PB
hi gelato
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
Delayed kaan real
i was in game
Did I ask?
no
Hollow Knight: Silksong fans when they see Filled Guardian: Woolnoise fans
I'm sorry
isn't it 30? you still got your place boss
nah its 24
Youre amazing
no I think it's in violent, im playing on standard and in standard you said you got 30 or smth
Lor
E
perfect example of how the lore tablets straight up lie to you
Depends, if silksong is a prequeal, then it aint lying
it isn’t a prequel
It isn't a prequel
and we know for certain there are other kingdoms
How do you know?
makes zero sense for it to be a prequel
see boss
@woven crater it makes katana zero sense
why would hornet go in that whole adventure, then just never mention it, ever
???
Its a thing between me and worldly
then don’t ping me
If hornets was as jacked as she gets in Silksong and comes back to hallownest then I doubt her fights would’ve been that easy 
Sorry

hornet on fucking iraq(She hates Iraq)
