sk-discussion

[flat remnant]

Also the "mild attraction..." one
yeah i have a few crushes it feels exactly like this

[hot rampart]

which is why i have the capacity to eat others

[smoky nebula]

Crushes are weird (I've never had a crush)

[hot rampart]

Weird cause i made that up on the spot, i've never experienced that, i just figure its how other people feel

[flat remnant]

I've had 3 crushes, one of which i was good friends with until they forgot about me and 2 ongoing right now

[smoky dagger]

Based alba

[hot rampart]

I "crush" on about 10% of people i meet, but really it's more like if They asked me out i'd probably say yes, but otherwise i have no actual romantic feelings towards them

[smoky dagger]

So based

[smoky nebula]

See, the plan is no crushes, no love
Cuddles from all the friends

[frigid karma]

honestly the mild attraction thing is scary close to how i treat people i like in general

[smoky dagger]

Based I think most peopl are pretty i just am picky with personalities

[hot rampart]

Again, very strange
i was being hyper specific as a joke

[flat remnant]

Hey google how to deal with unrequited love

[smoky nebula]

Everyone is a beauty (cept me)

[ivory sluice]

What the fuck is a Kong Strong

[flat remnant]

You should love yourself NOW

[radiant sluice]

ignore this vid https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NVkTQb3QWHg

[smoky nebula]

Too hard methinks

[flat remnant]

The donkey kong is real

[frigid karma]

well it has weed on the can so i can guess

[radiant sluice]

a kong thats strong obv

[smoky nebula]

DK‽

[flat remnant]

True 😔

[hot rampart]

Based.
The first two thresholds of attraction are "are they pretty enough", if yes "do they have a good personality"
If either fall through it's over.

[ivory sluice]

https://youtu.be/5EqaekCD_uQ

[smoky dagger]

Even then when im friends with people i slow start to think they are pretty

[hot rampart]

https://youtu.be/KWrFdEhyKjg

[hot rampart]

I fucking love this video so fucking much

[flat remnant]

Y'all ever have songs you listen to as a coping mechanism for all the shit that happens

[ivory sluice]

Yes

[frigid karma]

Keep you safe by the crane wives

All of coyote stories actually

[hot rampart]

Love yourself!
I mean that, with a hundred percent...
With a thousand percent

[flat remnant]

Nothing's working out by meiyo

Fucking vibes and relatability are a great combo i recommend

[hot rampart]

I don't have friends, all i have are potential date victims /j

[smoky nebula]

No
I just listen to sad orchestral stuff or things with a lullaby feel and wallow in my misery

[ivory sluice]

It's warning me because the song contain controversial lyrics

[smoky dagger]

So true

[ivory sluice]

So sad that i don't speak Japaneese

[flat remnant]

"Wanna die nothing's working out in life" is the main lyric lmao

Well for the english version

[ivory sluice]

Do you speak Japan

[flat remnant]

Well for the english version

[ivory sluice]

I don't see an english version

[vale temple]

carf scat

[ivory sluice]

No

[flat remnant]

scat carf

[hot rampart]

Ephoeb

[ivory sluice]

Cats cafe

[flat remnant]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RuqDSGUBMr8&bpctr=1683791629

[vale temple]

just watch anime

[ivory sluice]

Or cafe cats perhaps

[flat remnant]

Cats on Mars

[hot rampart]

Mice on Venus

[ivory sluice]

I need to go to a cat cafe

[flat remnant]

I need to go to kirby cafe

[ivory sluice]

Also i'm now 5 days behind schedule in the art month

Think i'm gonna draw one today

But i definetly won't be done before june

[vale temple]

just skip days

[ivory sluice]

Why would i do that

[vale temple]

I'd try the art month but my pace is so slow I'd eventually quit

[flat remnant]

Haha same

I have irl stuff sadly and i can't do them without them looking like shit

[ivory sluice]

I feel like because of the art month i need to draw instead of want to draw and that sends my motivation hurling down

[flat remnant]

This looks awful

[ivory sluice]

Last thing i drew was vendor

[flat remnant]

Yeah same

[hot rampart]

I think if i were an animal on any planet, i'd be some kind of moth woman on earth

[vale temple]

ok radiance

[frigid karma]

Art month is an optional thing, if ypu feel like It's making you unhappy you can stop any time you like

[ivory sluice]

Ii think i already did give up

I'm 5 days behind

[hot rampart]

Unironically thats what the name phoebe means

But not like the radiance, like uh

I have 6 arms and im pretty

[ivory sluice]

You don't have 6 arms that is a lie

[wheat sail]

WHOAAAAA WE'RE HALF WAY THERE

[frigid karma]

WOOOOAAAA WE'RE LIVING ON A PRAYYYAA

[hot rampart]

In my dreams, i am telling the truth

[wheat sail]

TAKE MY HAND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR

[ivory sluice]

Who are you telling the truth to in a dream, it's an echo chamber

[hot rampart]

Thats the point dingus

[ivory sluice]

That's sad

[frigid karma]

WOOOOOAAo WE'RE LIVING ON A PRAYYYAAAAh

[flat remnant]

Take my hand, come on boy, won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?

[hot rampart]

I just wanna be loved

but anyways
moth woman

[wheat sail]

Yeaaaah, are you ready

[flat remnant]

(Are you reaady)

[ivory sluice]

You won't find love in your comfort zone, you have to bring it there

[frigid karma]

PUM PUM PUM

[ivory sluice]

Being in an echo chamber is not a good thing

[flat remnant]

You're changing You're changing You're changing alright, i hope you're saaatisfied

[ivory sluice]

Two very differend things happening rn

[flat remnant]

But if you don't, don't thank me
You can thank my friend on the other siiiiide

[hot rampart]

Listen here you little shit. My comfort zone is GONE im never comfortable. You don't understand what i had to do to get here

[ivory sluice]

Here? Your dreams?

[hot rampart]

Here, what is real, as much as i can perceive.

[broken ore]

June 12th

[ivory sluice]

I'm not understanding the convo anymore

[wheat sail]

Rest in peace

[ivory sluice]

Delay moment

[hot rampart]

oh buddy...did you not hear?

[wheat sail]

Thank you, I'll say goodbye soon

[hot rampart]

Im so sorry for you...

[frigid karma]

well maybe if you try looking you'll find somewhere you can buuld your comfort zone. you'll find love pheebs, i'm sure

[ivory sluice]

ALBA HI

[smoky nebula]

Madam where in hallownest is the comfort zone

[wheat sail]

Though it's the end of the world, don't blame yourself now

[broken ore]

Don't let them deceive you from the light

[frigid karma]

yeah he knows

[broken ore]

It'll dropp at it

[smoky nebula]

Which light

[wheat sail]

July 12

[broken ore]

Le release

[smoky nebula]

I think we all need to embrace the night

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-may-cry_1-devil-may-cry-ps2-gaming-brit-dark-soul-with-light-gif-23529950

[hot rampart]

And if it is true, i will surround you, and give life to a world

[ivory sluice]

The Light itself literally said it's delayed, don't know what false prophets you're following

[coarse leaf]

What's this for?

[broken ore]

Microsoft

[smoky nebula]

The moss prophet in greenpath

[ivory sluice]

Microsoft literally has like zero say in when it releases, actual false prophet

[broken ore]

Microsoft is green, so Microsoft is following the Greenpath

[hot rampart]

I frequently find nice ledges to nest in but they are DESTROYED by the cruel citizens of New Lareberym

[wheat sail]

PATIENT ZERO WULL BE INFECTED ON JULY 12 3:51 PM UTC. HALF THE WORLD WILL BE INFECTED IN 3 DAYS, THE VIRUS HAS A 95% MORTALITY RATE

[broken ore]

Microsoft

[ivory sluice]

I'm eating a massive pretzel

[hot rampart]

Poggers

[wheat sail]

Do you have cheese dip with it

[broken ore]

https://tenor.com/view/pretzel-day-the-office-stanley-gif-11697693

[ivory sluice]

No it's just a big pretzel

[wheat sail]

Oh ok

[ivory sluice]

It's bigger than my dogs head

[hot rampart]

LLLL
NO CHEESE DIP
MASSIVE L

[ivory sluice]

I also have a dog on my lap

[frigid karma]

Try upgrading your walls then spec a bit more into the fire buildings tree to get flame totem

[coarse leaf]

Wait have you deeped it in cheese?

[ivory sluice]

I don't have cheese dip its just a big pretzel you american

[hot rampart]

Wrong skill tree, i went SB not Falc

[coarse leaf]

Mega giga ultra L boi (im italian btw)

[ivory sluice]

Basically same thing

[coarse leaf]

🤌

🍕

🍝

🇮🇹

[ivory sluice]

I'm sittin in a car on a parking lot too propably not a good place for cheese dip

[coarse leaf]

Ye

[vale temple]

i cant see a sherma pfp and not think its reeves

[ivory sluice]

Devious creature

[wheat sail]

Gn chat

[hot rampart]

Honestly idk why the Songbird branch is so shit on, like i get that falcon has faster pace gameplay, but i get to sing

[ivory sluice]

Gn kirbs

[flat remnant]

Clearly aerodynamic

[coarse leaf]

Gn kirb

[wheat sail]

[coarse leaf]

Can he fly?

[velvet sentinel]

i don’t know what i should play in drg

i like scout but i’m lazy i like driller but he’s slow i like engi but don’t have rj 250 i hate gunner

[frigid karma]

That's just bc falcons are stupidly overpowered in the current meta. Songbirds are a lot more fun and balanced in my opinion

[hot rampart]

Whatever, im caving
Next run im taking Raptor

[frigid karma]

Try going hummingbird next it's a rush

[velvet sentinel]

game?

[hot rampart]

:}

[ivory sluice]

Adapt to the mission needs

[flat remnant]

What what game are we talking about now

[velvet sentinel]

no

i need a main dwarf

[ivory sluice]

Also don't just use 1 weapon because it's "the best" or "optimal" that's one way to get burnt out on the game, change your loadout every now and then

[ivory sluice]

I don't have a main dwarf and i'm doin perfectly fine

[hot rampart]

Mmmmm no lie, i might wanna make a bird game now

[ivory sluice]

Deep to the Rock to the Galactic

[chrome wave]

Silksong should have Fishing mechanics but no fishiing rod

[hot rampart]

Bird based roguelike

[flat remnant]

Oh

[frigid karma]

Deep birds galactic

[hot rampart]

Roguelite? One of em

[chrome wave]

The Fishing mini game should have hornet throwing grenades and used car batteries into the water

[ivory sluice]

Sorry wingspan is already a game you're late

[hot rampart]

Microsoft flight simulator 2000 B.C.

[flat remnant]

Hollow bird birdsong

[chrome wave]

Fred flintbone

[uncut citrus]

Its late Kirbstar goodnighties

[hot rampart]

Oh...wingspan seems boring, and also is a board game

[ivory sluice]

Make a better game then

[hot rampart]

I will

[ivory sluice]

Sure

[hot rampart]

Birdgame will be all the rage

[chrome wave]

Anyone know what kind od dealership has got this classic?

[ivory sluice]

Titled birdgame?

[hot rampart]

I'll model birds and stuff

[hot rampart]

Uhhhhh
Subtitled birdgame for sure

[flat remnant]

My school just sent back an essay to me saying "needs to be 2 pages, 700 words minimum"
The initial assignment did not say any of that
I was unaware of this
fuck this

[ivory sluice]

What will the birds do

[hot rampart]

...Fly 😎

[chrome wave]

What were you expecting?

[frigid karma]

Rip

[flat remnant]

They will birb

[ivory sluice]

Not much gameplay

[frigid karma]

Gl cat

[flat remnant]

Them to be upfront about it from the beginning

[ivory sluice]

That's like the norm i think

[hot rampart]

Probably fight things
Im just gonna make ror2 but with birds

[flat remnant]

They straight up made the assignment long and didn't tell me about it at all

[frigid karma]

Them to tell you how long they need the essay to be

[cerulean sable]

Silksong is now in partnership with: The Reddit Army

[ivory sluice]

You're gonna need a reason for people to not just play ror2

[flat remnant]

REDDIT NATION

[chrome wave]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[hot rampart]

The reason is birds.
Obviously

[ivory sluice]

WE DID IT REDDIT

[chrome wave]

REDDIT CANT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ASSEMBLE

[ivory sluice]

Name the game Beak and Bone

[chrome wave]

NO WHOLESOME 100 KEANU CHUNGUS ALLOWED

[hot rampart]

Shiiiit that's pretty good

[balmy socket]

what do you think

[flat remnant]

Born of beak and bone

[ivory sluice]

You remind me of a penny 💀

[chrome wave]

Fake account it has the piss cake symbol

[flat remnant]

Devolver is trolling as usual

[chrome wave]

How

[ivory sluice]

One sided and not much value

[hot rampart]

Each bird play style will be different
We'll have
Hummingbirds
Owls
Hawks and shit
Sparrows and shit.
Birds.

And in the DLC... penguins

[sage glade]

yabba dabba doo

[ivory sluice]

Wait i said it wrong

[burnt topaz]

So true!

[hot rampart]

Say the line abaddon

[chrome wave]

Oh yeah? well if you fell from the height of your ego to the level of your Intelligence you would get 4 hours of hangtime

[ivory sluice]

Oh hi Amina

[sage glade]

going insane

[burnt topaz]

Hi parmy, being cringe?

[ivory sluice]

As always

[burnt topaz]

[chrome wave]

Brick lord cement mixer 2

[hot rampart]

Oh yeah, well if you fell off of a five story building, you'd die.

[ivory sluice]

I'm good at ideas but i will never be able to make a game because code makes no sense

[chrome wave]

But at least i wouldnt leave an impact crater the size of belgium like YOU and YOUR MUM

[hot rampart]

Based, me too
Except i know to program

[young cove]

silksong! just a week away! can you believe it guys? silksong! just a week away!?

[hot rampart]

You said "mum" your point was invalidated before you were even conceived

[ivory sluice]

Yo mama so fat

[young cove]

https://tenor.com/view/gex-gecko-gex-the-gecko-ps1-best-game-gif-17965538

[chrome wave]

THAT XBOX LIVE

[junior ice]

It got delayed?? Fkkkk

[flat remnant]

Hi amina

[burnt topaz]

Hi cat

[sage glade]

THE SUPERBOWWWWWWLLLLLL

[chrome wave]

NFL NBA SUUIPER SLAMMM

[ivory sluice]

Cat why are you o the power of 999 thousand and 999

[hot rampart]

So like...you gonna work on bird game with me for ideas orrrrrrr?

[ivory sluice]

Sure

[chrome wave]

Nope its coming out one day before that it got undelayed

[hot rampart]

Lets goooo unpaid intern

[ivory sluice]

It got delayed from june 12 to june 13

[chrome wave]

Is somebody making a spore knockoff but with birds?

[flat remnant]

Amina my school just sent back an essay because it needed to be 2 pages and 700 words minimum
They didn't say any of this before
They gave me the assignment told me to do whatever and got mad when i didn't follow their invisible guidelines
I am frustrated as hell

[flat remnant]

I'm counting down to the heat death of the universe

[chrome wave]

Will it allow you to snipe car windows with your piss crap?

[junior ice]

Silksong to release winter 2024 maybe??

[frigid karma]

Well i've gtg so

[flat remnant]

Silksong to release during the nuclear holocaust

[burnt topaz]

Seems a little late

[junior ice]

@burnt topaz they're not close enough to even announce a date or more details so I dont think so

[chrome wave]

Should have used precognition shame on you

[ivory sluice]

Shouldnt it be 0.9 * 10⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹

[junior ice]

Which they said they would when it's actually close

[flat remnant]

I don't know how it should be I'm making an educated guess

[burnt topaz]

Iirc they expected to have it out by the deadline, winter next year seems way too late for what they estimated

[chrome wave]

They said those exact words 2 years ago too

[hot rampart]

There are two winters of every year, but only one spring summer and fall.

Winter is a fucking year hog and needs to be put in it's damn place

[junior ice]

Yeah so if anything winter is best case scenario

[sage glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/839309563819458601/1106110520911732746/image.png

[junior ice]

Maybe on hollow knight release date

[chrome wave]

I Wonder when they are gonna do a team cherry holiday SIGN ON

[burnt topaz]

Q1 2024, I can believe, q4 2024,youre pulling my damn leg

[hot rampart]

I say as a change my last name to winters

[flat remnant]

Head to socal and you might disagree since we only have 2 seasons

[hot rampart]

Im not much better off here

[burnt topaz]

Oh winter like fucking Jan and Feb, OK that's more reasonable 😐

[junior ice]

Lol

[burnt topaz]

This is why we use the quarters I guess lol 😭

[ivory sluice]

Wait isn't socal like california

[chrome wave]

Didnt Europe only have seasons though its only a problem there

[flat remnant]

SOuthern Cal

[junior ice]

I can see it releasing on spring if not winter

I'm putting my eggs in one of those

[ivory sluice]

Damn i hope you get well soon

[flat remnant]

Yeah me too

[hot rampart]

There's no fucking way this is real.
Yall are deranged if you're using "quarters" who the fuck says Q3.
Just say fall.
That shit is AUTUMN

[chrome wave]

Is that where they have the ranches and Guns?

[burnt topaz]

I can see spring being the furthest it could be

[flat remnant]

Leaving this god forsaken place first chance i get

[flat remnant]

You're thinking of texas

[burnt topaz]

Q3 isn't autumn though it's the third quarter of the year

It just so happens to take place in summer and autumn

[ivory sluice]

It's differend season in differend parts of the world 🤯🤯🤯

[flat remnant]

Here is palm trees and heat and boring ugly suburbs surrounded by mountains that's it

[chrome wave]

Isnt that like 66% of usa surface area?

[burnt topaz]

In the northern hemisphere

[junior ice]

I can unironically also see it being released in 2025 🗿

[hot rampart]

Shut up nerd.
Think of more birds to add

[flat remnant]

Texas is quite big yes

[junior ice]

Given how long their delays lasted last time

[chrome wave]

Sounds like what i heard of florida but boring and worse

At least they have gators and hovercrafts there

[hot rampart]

I think we've reached a spot in social evolution where when someone reacts with the nerd emoji, we can assume they are mad cause they lost.

[ivory sluice]

Toucan for damage maybe dropping fruit like bombs

[burnt topaz]

Imagine not getting all the seasons

[ivory sluice]

Florida also has a hurricane or tornado every 2 weeks

[chrome wave]

Get Brick emojid

[hot rampart]

Good shiit
This is why i almost pay you

[vale temple]

amina 🥹

[burnt topaz]

Fos ⚜️

[chrome wave]

I thought that was more of a South Carolina thing

[flat remnant]

fos why does amina's presence bring you to tears

[ivory sluice]

I'm not an expert in America

[flat remnant]

Please learn geography

[chrome wave]

Wait i just looked it up UTAH is the hurricane and tornado place

[burnt topaz]

Florida got that hurricane like last year

[vale temple]

she hurt me

[burnt topaz]

Not hurricane, something something extreme weather

[ivory sluice]

CYCLONE

[burnt topaz]

Wtf did I do, what can I do to fix it

[hot rampart]

No, utah is 100% mormons. They make up the ground, water, air and population there.

[flat remnant]

~~also to clarify i wasn't born here i am mixed canadian ~~

[vale temple]

🫂

[burnt topaz]

Mormnado

[flat remnant]

Your sins are unforgivable

[hot rampart]

Mormsoon

[burnt topaz]

Damn that's a better joke than mine

[flat remnant]

Mormon time

[chrome wave]

You should move to Alaska i think canadian genes are more adapted to that enviroment

[hot rampart]

Nah yours was great i loved it

[chrome wave]

I Heard they have really cheap barbeque ribs there

[hot rampart]

I loved the part in the book of mormon when they said "it's mormon time" and started morming all over the place

[burnt topaz]

Alaska seems cool no pun intended

[hot rampart]

Oregon is the best american state

The real appeal of america should be more centered on our forests

The rest of yall don't have em like we do

[flat remnant]

I lived in socal for a decade and that affected my genes so now I'm not really accustomed to harsh cold anymore

[burnt topaz]

Wanna bet

[chrome wave]

Is that the one where they Wear those weird hats and drive horse carriage wagons

[flat remnant]

A fact which i hate

[chrome wave]

Or wait maybe that was luisiana

[burnt topaz]

Oregon trail

All oreganos know is get dysentery and die

[frigid karma]

Well i've gtg so

[flat remnant]

Oraganos are edible spices??

[hot rampart]

Silly cat, you don't know the first rule of california.

We don't get heat resistance from the sun, it just bakes the warmth into our skin so we never get cold

[burnt topaz]

Also the official term for people from Oregon state

[hot rampart]

Dude im such a bird

[chrome wave]

Isnt that oregoners?

[flat remnant]

What would happen if i cooked a person from oregon into my meal

[chrome wave]

Or maybe its oregonians

[burnt topaz]

It would taste good

[hot rampart]

This is me

[flat remnant]

BIRB

[chrome wave]

Chicken

[burnt topaz]

That's a cute bird

My dad took a cute photo of a bird, see if I can find it

[chrome wave]

I Wonder what would happen if you Kentucky fried one of these

[hot rampart]

Oh stop, im flattered 😊

[chrome wave]

Maybe there should be a restaurant where that happens

[flat remnant]

OTHER BIRB

[chrome wave]

What even is a "Kentucky frying"

How is it any different than regular frying

[ivory sluice]

Bird

[burnt topaz]

Also looked up American Robins and they are so much uglier than our ones smh 😤

[hot rampart]

For context, this bird is legitimately called a "phoebe"

[chrome wave]

What are those 11 herbs and spices

[flat remnant]

Colonel sanders goes to your house and fries you

[sage glade]

shrimp fried rice

[ivory sluice]

Are we talking what birds we would be

[chrome wave]

I mean yeah they fry a bird

[hot rampart]

Im the bird that has my name

[radiant sluice]

that should be your pfp

[burnt topaz]

I would be a pigeon because I like pigeons a lot

[hot rampart]

It could be, but no one would get it

[flat remnant]

Phoebee really won the bird lottery

[hot rampart]

Mmmhm

[chrome wave]

Is that the name of a shoe brand or something?

[hot rampart]

What's your bird cat

[burnt topaz]

Who needs to get it when you look so adorablw

[ivory sluice]

I have a lot of pigeons

[radiant sluice]

sad i wish bird knowledge was common now

[hot rampart]

No, it's my name. And the name of that bird

[broken ore]

[ivory sluice]

Like trained mail pigeons

[burnt topaz]

Yeah yeah, pigeons are so cool

[hot rampart]

☺️☺️☺️

[chrome wave]

I swear i have seen an ad for "Phoebe" brand shoes on tv at some point

[flat remnant]

CatBird

[ivory sluice]

I would be a Swan because i am a symbol of beauty

[flat remnant]

I kid you not this is called a catbird

[chrome wave]

Or maybe it was "phobos" i dont actually know

[radiant sluice]

fun fact: my school did a test in 2nd grade to like see our personality and what jobs we would be compatible in and stuff and there were like 4 personalities and i was said to be an eagle

[nimble radish]

pigeons are paladins of a dark lord

[hot rampart]

Weird. But no. I am not shoes. I am bird!

[chrome wave]

Looks like a sparrow

[burnt topaz]

Until you open your mouth

[nimble radish]

that would be a weird choice

[ivory sluice]

TRUEEEEEE

[flat remnant]

Parm would be a goose

[chrome wave]

What kind of bird would i be?

[hot rampart]

Truer words cat truer words

[burnt topaz]

Seagull

[radiant sluice]

you are sherlock you are supposd to know this stuff

[ivory sluice]

Not at all i would never

[hot rampart]

The kind my cat leaves on the door step.

[flat remnant]

There are so many cool people in chat tonight and also abaddon

[burnt topaz]

I saw a sparrowhawk eat a bird yesterday

[hot rampart]

Cat, you get me.

[sage glade]

sherlock bird

[nimble radish]

it's not night

[radiant sluice]

thats actually pretty cool

[nimble radish]

I'd be the terror bird because you're shaking in fear

[radiant sluice]

time zones.

[chrome wave]

Amazing it even has the hat

[nimble radish]

it's not night anywhere

[hot rampart]

I FUCKING LOVE TERROR BIRDS

[flat remnant]

Lori would be the bird from birdemic: shock and terror methinks

[burnt topaz]

Shiver me timbers 😰

[radiant sluice]

hmm.. true

[hot rampart]

TERROR BIRDS ARE MY FAVORITE BIRDS THEY'RE SO COOL

[radiant sluice]

i like a falcon

[hot rampart]

Alright guys, into the spiderverse just ended so i have to sleep now

[chrome wave]

You mean roosters?

[nimble radish]

night

[burnt topaz]

Gn phoebe

[flat remnant]

Gnight bee

[radiant sluice]

spiderverse is the best spider-man movie

[burnt topaz]

Spiderman 3

[ivory sluice]

This is me actually

[hot rampart]

It feels good to have the pensive emoji reacted when i say im sleeping, it's like people enjoy my presence

[chrome wave]

I liked spiderman 3 better

[burnt topaz]

I will eat you

[flat remnant]

Amazing spiderman 2

[hot rampart]

I mean terror birds.

[ivory sluice]

No don't

[radiant sluice]

you live in poland?

[ivory sluice]

Unfortunately

[radiant sluice]

i liked the part where it was actually good

[chrome wave]

Yeah thats what you call a rooster

[flat remnant]

We do, you're fun to be around

[burnt topaz]

So you liked all of it

[radiant sluice]

ye it actually blew my mind when walter white said he was heisenberg

[flat remnant]

By technicality morbius is a spiderman film and thus the best spiderman film

[chrome wave]

Thats the one with the black guy with the lightning?

[flat remnant]

No that's static shock from DC

[radiant sluice]

morbius will always be best and thats why we dont count it when discussing the best movie or the best spider-man movie

[nimble radish]

it's not a spiderman film if spiderman isn't in it

[radiant sluice]

have you not seen the many references in the film?

[chrome wave]

There was some guy made out of lightning bolts in one spiderman movie

[flat remnant]

Counterpoint: the spiderman poster in the trailer

[radiant sluice]

electro he was on of the villians of tasm2

[ivory sluice]

KAT is back with the reddit humoue

[chrome wave]

I think his name was the shocker

[flat remnant]

Fine
Venom 2 is the best spiderman film

[nimble radish]

shocker doesn't have electricity powers, he has earthquake powers

[burnt topaz]

Let there be silksong

[radiant sluice]

shocker is the guy who shoots sonic circles from his hands

[flat remnant]

Why is he called shocker then-

[radiant sluice]

i am spider-man geek

[nimble radish]

like shockwaves

[radiant sluice]

uhhh he shocks you

[flat remnant]

Silkage, carnsong

[chrome wave]

That sounds unlikely

[flat remnant]

SHOCKER
I WILL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAARTH

[radiant sluice]

okay i found the word he shoots shockwaves out of his hands

[radiant sluice]

SHOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flat remnant]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sMk-HPBF6Mw&pp=ygUvc2hvY2tlciBpJ2xsIGNoYXNlIHlvdSB0byB0aGUgZW5kcyBvZiB0aGUgZWFydGg%3D

Peak acting

[radiant sluice]

YOU CANT RUN FROM I WILL CHASE YOU TILL THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chrome wave]

Hes called the shocker he has a yellow costume he shoots lightning end of story

[nimble radish]

all the classic spiderman villains like big wheel

[radiant sluice]

he shoots shockwaves

[radiant sluice]

he is too powerful to be stopped

[chrome wave]

No way man

[high hedge]

I guess in a way you could consider Morbius a Spider-Man movie

[flat remnant]

Kiteman >>>

[ivory sluice]

What is the pinned file from Graig

[high hedge]

Just one totally divorced from Spider-Man

[radiant sluice]

the wall

[chrome wave]

Malware

[nimble radish]

it's a morbius movie
morbius was introduced in spiderman comics but that's true of other standalone characters

[burnt topaz]

Silksong track

[radiant sluice]

i can send a vid if you like

[high hedge]

But it’s like calling Joker a Batman movie

[radiant sluice]

of shocker shooting shockwaves

[chrome wave]

Really?

Do it then prove it

[flat remnant]

Puss in boots 2 is a shrek movie

[high hedge]

And Batman’s at least IN Joker

[pearl arch]

walter heisenbong

[burnt topaz]

I love the part in morbius when Mr morbius said look there's a spider, man

[high hedge]

Well Shrek is in PIB2

[ivory sluice]

Lmao its Graig singing

[chrome wave]

Shrek is my favorite Xbox exclusive character

[radiant sluice]

they introduced venom in spider-man comics but people dont say venom is a spier-man movie

[high hedge]

Morbius gets away with mentioning Spider-Man once

[nimble radish]

the best part of morbius is when matt smith is on screen and they say "that isn't the doctor"

[chrome wave]

Hes even green like the console

[graceful pumice]

Venom is a spiderman movie

[high hedge]

Venom is even less of a Spider-Man movie tbh

[flat remnant]

I like the part in no way home where he said "i will let there be bloodshed, and i will let there be carnage"

[chrome wave]

Shrek is like the face of Microsoft

[radiant sluice]

you fucking

[graceful pumice]

Yes I do fuck a lot

[radiant sluice]

its not riddled with spider-man references unlike moribius

[flat remnant]

Venom 2 at least had that post credits scene

[high hedge]

Venom just randomly looks like Spider-Man in the Venom movie

[burnt topaz]

Classifications are silly, a movie is just a movie

[chrome wave]

Yeah with batman in it

[burnt topaz]

A game is just a game

[high hedge]

And a grill is a grill. That’s what I say

[flat remnant]

a morb is just a morb

[radiant sluice]

if we had a R rated carnage movie everyone would have nightmares for days

[high hedge]

If it was done well

[radiant sluice]

yea

[high hedge]

I doubt Sony immensely

[chrome wave]

Hes just a smaller weaker Red venom he punches people with his tentacles

[nimble radish]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauron_(comics) they gotta make a movie about this guy

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-morbin-time-dance-david-tennant-gif-25814621

[chrome wave]

He cant really do anything

[radiant sluice]

the carnage in venom 2 was killed in one movie and he sucked

[flat remnant]

Are there any good superhero horror films apart from morbius

[burnt topaz]

No

[radiant sluice]

see the comics man he is brutal af

[high hedge]

Bright burn

[burnt topaz]

No wait

[sage glade]

doctor who no-

[burnt topaz]

Spiderman 3 and amazing Spiderman 2

[flat remnant]

Frodo 🥶

[nimble radish]

I feel like horror and superheroes don't mix very much
because superheroes are a power fantasy thing

[radiant sluice]

well the early MCU exists but nothing can beat morbius like i said but you will still enjoy it

[chrome wave]

He still probably loses to venom in every fight hes in because venom is just cooler

[high hedge]

Brightburn

[radiant sluice]

oh yea TASM 1 and spider man 1 and spider 2 were great

[flat remnant]

Those had a few individual horror scenes but they can't be classified as horror movies

[high hedge]

Brightburn was a cool movie

[chrome wave]

Venom even has an Eminem song about him

[radiant sluice]

nope carnage is actually stronger because an offspring of a symbiote will always be stronger than its father if i remember correctly

[flat remnant]

The evil superman movie?

[radiant sluice]

ye thats true

[velvet ruin]

The Suicide Squad (2021) has a lot of gore, wouldn't really consider it horror though

[high hedge]

Yeah, it was a horror film

[chrome wave]

Thats that evil superman number 44 movie?

[radiant sluice]

guys remember homelander?

[high hedge]

Name one other evil superman film

[burnt topaz]

I mean, you can redo concepts

[radiant sluice]

i havent watched the boys yet but the scenes i see are just smth

[chrome wave]

Doesnt matter, venom is more popular therefore the writer makes him win like always

[flat remnant]

Injustice, Invincible, the boys, megamind kind of

[burnt topaz]

Originality is overrated, make good art

[nimble radish]

metroman isn't evil

[high hedge]

Three of those are shows

[radiant sluice]

in movies anyway

[nimble radish]

and titan isn't really a superman type guy

[flat remnant]

Hal had metroman's powers

[high hedge]

Well Injustice is just a comic line actually

[radiant sluice]

titan

[chrome wave]

He is a spin on the evil superman guy

[high hedge]

Hal has some of his powers

[nimble radish]

I'm pretty sure Hal has all his powers

[radiant sluice]

bro literally became a villian because a girl rejected him

[chrome wave]

Yeah and nobody reads comics these days So all that matters is the movies

[high hedge]

Does he have freeze breath

[radiant sluice]

yea even i quit comics

[nimble radish]

he doesn't use all of them
if Hal realized he had superspeed the movie would have ended much quicker

[chrome wave]

Titan is what happens if a redditor had superpowers

[flat remnant]

Hal's a deconstruction of the hero getting the girl and he had all of metro's powers so maybe he counts as evil superman?

[chrome wave]

He only has 1% of metromans power

[high hedge]

Metroman has enough of superman’s powers to get the point across

[radiant sluice]

how did megamind get metroman's powers in the gun again?

[high hedge]

Plus his origin

[nimble radish]

he's lauded as a hero for like, 2 seconds though
I feel like evil supermans tend to have superman status as well as power

[high hedge]

From his dna

[radiant sluice]

true

[nimble radish]

dandruff

[flat remnant]

Who's the better evil superman type, omniman or homelander

[radiant sluice]

honestly if megamind used the skeleton instead he would have realized it was fake and would have looked for metroman

[radiant sluice]

i have no idea but they both slap

[high hedge]

Omniman for the twist factor

[chrome wave]

Omniman because hes voiced by jk simmons

Sadly he doesnt have laser eyes

[radiant sluice]

omni man because memes

[burnt topaz]

As someone who has not seen either of these shows omniman

[chrome wave]

Why did they give him less powers than superman is beyond me less possible fight scenes

[nimble radish]

if you guys have heard of steelheart
I think he's kind of an evil superman

[high hedge]

Because he wasn’t supposed to be just Superman

[flat remnant]

well aktchually bizarro is actually an evil superman- 🤓

[high hedge]

They had to stand on their own

[sage glade]

more evil? clearly homelander

[chrome wave]

He should have had a laser nose at least or something like that

[high hedge]

Also then Invincible would be more busted

[nimble radish]

I feel like zod is evil superman

[radiant sluice]

he isnt superman he is supposed to be someone from a race of people with the same powers as him because he is his own character

[high hedge]

Any powers you give Omniman you’d also have to give Invincible

[chrome wave]

No ranged option, no xrays, no laser, no ice breath me sad,

[radiant sluice]

he is not a copy of superman he is from the same race as superman

[burnt topaz]

Oops I sneezed and now my entire family is dead 😔

[radiant sluice]

dude chill he already op af

[radiant sluice]

exactly

[flat remnant]

And also happens to have the same powers and motives that juxtapose superman's

[high hedge]

Zod is evil superman in the same way the Riddler is evil Batman

[radiant sluice]

honestly i am glad to know i am not the only superhero geek here

[radiant sluice]

riddler is his own character tho

[chrome wave]

Why does superman even get ice breath anyways?

[flat remnant]

Super lazer snot

[radiant sluice]

cuz uh.. idk

[high hedge]

As much as Zod is tbh

[flat remnant]

Comic writers needed to make him op

[burnt topaz]

I'm gonna go hggher, I'm sneezing ON THE MOON, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA

[chrome wave]

Like the laser eyes are him shooting out sun energy or whatever

So is the breath moon energy?

[high hedge]

Its an extension of his super breath

[nimble radish]

superman just got new powers whenever the writers felt like it for a while

some of them stuck, others were forgotten

[flat remnant]

AND IF YOU DON'T PAY IN 23 HOURS I'LL SNEEZE ON YOU TOO

[radiant sluice]

atleast omniman's weakness isnt a fucking rock that is found everywehre

[chrome wave]

Or does he just inhale a bunch of snow in his fortress of solitude

[high hedge]

To be fair Omniman’s weakness is worse

[radiant sluice]

HE HAS A WEAKNESS?!!??!

[high hedge]

It’s a spoiler

[radiant sluice]

i should have watched the show

[chrome wave]

Is it paying child support?

[radiant sluice]

doesnt matter tell it

[high hedge]

Well it hasn’t been adapted yet

[chrome wave]

Or is it an evil virus

[radiant sluice]

thats everyone;s weakness

[high hedge]

Viltrumites are weak to super strong sounds

Because of their mega hearing

[chrome wave]

Or getting the everloving shit beaten out of him too hard

[burnt topaz]

That makes sense

[radiant sluice]

omni man is gonna die in parties then

[high hedge]

Yeah

[chrome wave]

Makes sense

[radiant sluice]

wait why is superman weak to the material that his planet is made of?

atleast omni man's weakness makes sense

[high hedge]

It’s irradiated

[radiant sluice]

how?

[high hedge]

Radiation

[flat remnant]

Tbf the whole planet blew up

[radiant sluice]

okay th en

[high hedge]

It’s a bit like asking why Radium gives humans cancer if it comes from Earth like we do

[radiant sluice]

WAIT HOW THE FUCK DID MATIERALS FROM ANOTHER PLANET LIGHT YEARS AWAY LAND ON EARTH

[nimble radish]

why are there so many kryptonites

[high hedge]

Same way Kal did

[chrome wave]

Teleportation

[radiant sluice]

k

[high hedge]

Comic books😔

[flat remnant]

There's no way kryptoniums specifically sent all of the rocks in a pod to earth

[high hedge]

Well they flew here, just not in a pod

[flat remnant]

Though it would be funny they're so hellbent on preserving rocks over their race

[radiant sluice]

i think there is a comic book where batman and superman try to wipe out all kryptonites and find out there is simply too many of it

[high hedge]

Yeah its happened a few times

Evil supermen tend to do it

[radiant sluice]

anyways nothing is as bad being weak to the colour yellow

[delicate flare]

Gooooooooood morning gamers

[high hedge]

True

[wind marsh]

Didn’t Krypton blow up?

Hello everyone I know

[radiant sluice]

ye it did

[high hedge]

Wonder Woman’s weakness is being tied up

[radiant sluice]

hello

[high hedge]

She loses her powers if she’s tied up

[radiant sluice]

hey that was in a different period its not her weakness anymore

[flat remnant]

Typically when planets blow up they usually have a million pieces left over and don't just dissappear entirely

[high hedge]

Same with yellow

[wind marsh]

I think they removed that

[wind marsh]

Fair

[steady pumice]

I got one extra point stamp in a class, but it looks suspiciously familiar.......

[chrome wave]

Didnt krypton Fall into a black hole instead of blowing up though?

[flat remnant]

Hi aether

[wind marsh]

Also fair

[radiant sluice]

yea thats fair

[chrome wave]

Or was that mega minds planet

[wind marsh]

I thought there was a huge explosion

[high hedge]

Megamind

[radiant sluice]

the general cannon is it blew up

[wind marsh]

Ok are we talking about superhero weaknesses?

[high hedge]

I guess

[radiant sluice]

if it was a black hole the pod kal was in would have been sucked into the said black hole

[nimble radish]

if we are I'd like to mention steelheart
it's got a pretty interesting system

[high hedge]

Please do

[flat remnant]

Does homelander have any weaknesses apart from ego

[wind marsh]

Because if so then we gotta talk about the multiple dumb kryptonite weaknesses Superman has

[wind marsh]

Yeah

[radiant sluice]

the goddamn pink kryptonite

[wind marsh]

Yes he has no experience in an actual fight

[wind marsh]

Exactly what I was implying yeah

[high hedge]

Yeah that’s a good one Kobra

Homelander freaks out when he has to fight on his level

[radiant sluice]

damn i didnt know that

[wind marsh]

Which is why in a fight I would consider Soldier Boy to actually beat him

[remote quest]

apostate if hate

[high hedge]

Probably would

[flat remnant]

Don't we all panic when our expertise is actually challenged

[radiant sluice]

fuck i forgot about the marvel version of superman called sentry

[high hedge]

No

[remote quest]

sentry is weaker

[high hedge]

I instead get stronger

[nimble radish]

Epics, which is what powered people in steelheart are called, all have a weakness
and it's derived from something they were afraid of before they got their powers (although the characters dont' figure that out until I think book two)
the book is about finding steelhearts weakness, because the main character is the only person who's witnessed steelheart be harmed || turns out he can only be hurt by someone who doesn't fear him, so he is tricked into killing himself||

[wind marsh]

He has all the tools needed to kill him and he could’ve a total of 2 times I think

[rapid topaz]

Homelander is scary

[radiant sluice]

as far as ik he can literally punch through dimensions if he wants to

[high hedge]

Sentry had a really cool story

[wind marsh]

Yeah if you don’t have powers to resist super strength and heat vision

[remote quest]

liviing embodiment of insecurities

#superhero discussion

[wind marsh]

Exactly why he’s dangerous

He is a sociopath with insecurities

[radiant sluice]

imagine if there was a batman to fight homelander

[rapid topaz]

Yeah but he's also a super possessive sociopath

[nimble radish]

wait what does pink kryptonite do

[high hedge]

I wonder if Sentry ever did anything good after his introduction miniseries

[flat remnant]

make them gay

[remote quest]

the massive amount of plot armur will help

[wind marsh]

We got dollar store with Black Noir aka Black Black

[radiant sluice]

make them gay

[wind marsh]

I just said that

[rapid topaz]

My bad

[radiant sluice]

oh

[flat remnant]

I just said-

[delicate flare]

Hi cat!!!

[high hedge]

That’s cool!

[radiant sluice]

sorry

[wind marsh]

If you didn’t know Noir is another way of saying Black I believe it’s French

[radiant sluice]

oh i see

[delicate flare]

Im full of Absolutely Zero Thoughts At All

[radiant sluice]

i didnt know noir was french

[flat remnant]

I wonder what writer thought up "okay but what if we have a pink kryptonite and it makes him gay"

[radiant sluice]

i just know its used for black

[wind marsh]

I can’t confirm it either

[high hedge]

I will confirm

[rapid topaz]

Noir exist in french but might exist in other languages

[radiant sluice]

it was a different period

[rapid topaz]

I confirm it's a french word

[flat remnant]

Noire c'est francaise

[wind marsh]

I thought it made him horny but I’ve heard that one as well

[high hedge]

It was like 2008

[radiant sluice]

k

[wind marsh]

Called it

[radiant sluice]

what no it makes him gay and then he fell for jimmy olsen

it some adaptation he changes gender

[wind marsh]

Ah I see

[flat remnant]

I am slightly french but etimo is more french than me so really he calls le shots

[wind marsh]

That’s even worse

[nimble radish]

2008 was a different time

[high hedge]

Yeah Pink Kryptonite was supposed to be an allusion to the silver age, but it’s actual comic book debut was relatively recently

[radiant sluice]

you live in france or smth?

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid4-solid-snake-old-gif-26362269

[wind marsh]

Glad I was only 2 years old so I couldn’t read it

[flat remnant]

Used to live in french canada

[radiant sluice]

thats so wrong

[flat remnant]

Crazy to think so many members here are 5

[delicate flare]

https://tenor.com/view/inanimate-insanity-lightbulb-paintbrush-ii-object-show-gif-25154218

[radiant sluice]

oh quebec

nice to see a quebecois

[wind marsh]

Just don’t think about it

[radiant sluice]

i wasnt even born in 2008

[flat remnant]

Kids born in 2013 are now 28 😔

[radiant sluice]

i was born in 2009

[wind marsh]

Ok anyway let’s get back to superhero weaknesses we actually got one for Batman (maybe multiple)

[wind marsh]

I was born 2006

[nimble radish]

batman's weakness, a bullet

[flat remnant]

Batman's weakness is dying methinks

[high hedge]

Batman’s weakness is parental trauma

[radiant sluice]

he is literally human all you have to do is punch him at super speed and he doene for

btw you can pull a gun at batman to trigger ptsd

[flat remnant]

Batman is surprisingly durable

[wind marsh]

Ok my weakness for Batman is he actually explains his plans to people

[flat remnant]

He can take a lot

[wind marsh]

And also you can easily find out his identity

[radiant sluice]

only cuz plot armor

[wind marsh]

With his armor just catch him off guard

[radiant sluice]

yea not that hard ngl

[nimble radish]

not like batman's less dangerous in wayne manor
that's where all his toys are

[high hedge]

I like when supervillains will do their super mega punch that sends superman flying, then casually push Batman

Like just knocking him over

[wind marsh]

That’s why you gotta get him in daylight as he’s sleep deprived from all his vigilante work

[radiant sluice]

plot armor

[nimble radish]

he turns to dust in sunlight actually

[radiant sluice]

he doesnt sleep

[wind marsh]

Actually in plot he sleeps at day time

[radiant sluice]

he is just like an average dude at #sk-discussion

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-dracula-blow-vampire-fail-gif-4349561

[flat remnant]

Batman is allergic to christians

[wind marsh]

Nah he actually has friends

[high hedge]

(Bat family on Batman’s birthday)

[radiant sluice]

wait i remember reading that he takes a special drug to get 8 hours of sleep in 3 hours

[high hedge]

Cocaine

[wind marsh]

Wtf AHAHAHAHA

[flat remnant]

I need that shit

[wind marsh]

The world needs it

[radiant sluice]

i am not joking all of the bat family takes it as far as ik

if i had that shit i would be so productive

[wind marsh]

I’m laughing too much

[high hedge]

Would you

[sage glade]

anyone else just kinda immune to sleep meds?

[flat remnant]

I take sleep meds and they work whenever they feel like it

(Only when it's inconvenient for me)

[wind marsh]

Ok so Batman takes special medication to insure he only sleeps for 3 hours

[radiant sluice]

take it when you have to sleep man

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/drix-osmosis-jones-osmosis-jones-drixanol-gif-27269388

[wind marsh]

Another weakness he has is he actually doesn’t kill

[sage glade]

shit has a mind of its own, i can attest

[nimble radish]

batman could just get bitten by a vampire

[flat remnant]

Why the fuck is trix looking at me like that

[radiant sluice]

oh

[nimble radish]

I'm sure those exist somewhere in the DC universe

[flat remnant]

Batman could get bitten by morbius

[wind marsh]

They do…he killed Dracula

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pill-gif-18490698

[radiant sluice]

a normal thug in the arkham games disagrees

[nimble radish]

yeah so batman can just become a vampire

[radiant sluice]

also he literally has guns on his bikes and batmobiles

[nimble radish]

which will allow him to not sleep

[high hedge]

Batman could easily have superpowers if he wanted

[wind marsh]

Yeah he doesn’t kill people like Joker but beats the shit out of those guys

[radiant sluice]

when he became a vampire in an alternative universe he became evil and shit

[high hedge]

“Mr. Freeze I am taking your freeze ray.”

[flat remnant]

Batman killing Dracula

[radiant sluice]

thats because they need joker for the plot

[wind marsh]

In another timeline he actually does get them

[high hedge]

Super Batman

[nimble radish]

freeze's freeze ray would be a great thing for batman to steal
it's non lethal and it's a gun

[wind marsh]

His entire rogues gallery gets them cash that’s why they don’t die

[radiant sluice]

in the batman movie he kills dracula by exposing him to the artifical cave he made in the batcave

[iron spear]

Batman does have super powers

[wind marsh]

Siberian winter would show you why that won’t work

[radiant sluice]

does he?

[tulip edge]

He has supernatural plot armor

[flat remnant]

He's batman, isn't that enough of a superpower

[wind marsh]

I mean getting the writers cash

[radiant sluice]

ye thats what i said they need him

[sage glade]

money is a good superpower i agree

[wind marsh]

For example in Injustice he does get them to fight Superman

[high hedge]

The pill

[wind marsh]

Indeed

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pill-gif-18490698

[tulip edge]

Be like Batman and do drugs

[sage glade]

MR KRABS TOOK IT LIKE A CHAMP

[flat remnant]

Batman beyond had an episode about why drugs are bad

[radiant sluice]

batman was addicted to the drug that bane uses until he locked himself in the batcave and not use it for days so that he could overcome it

[wind marsh]

Also Batman had the best failsafe that could’ve worked against Superman. The Atom

[flat remnant]

Osmoser jon

[iron spear]

He literally has tech that's basically just magic. He is the smartest person in the universe. Has unlimited money. For a guy who "has no powers" he certainty isn't written that way

[wind marsh]

His will is his best trait I think

[radiant sluice]

ye it is

[wind marsh]

Yeah he even outsmarted Brainiac

[high hedge]

Well he’s not really supposed to be the underdog most of the time

[radiant sluice]

yea its crazy how powerful he is for a supposed normal guy

[wind marsh]

I think

[high hedge]

He’s the big gun

[wind marsh]

It would be such an interesting story if he was though

[sage glade]

normal in what sense

[radiant sluice]

you guys seen batman who laughs?

[flat remnant]

I think writing batman if he has superpowers makes him more equal to the justice league and is probably a good writing choice

[high hedge]

Bane

[radiant sluice]

no powers , thats it

[wind marsh]

Like a hero who can’t take people in a straight up fist fight

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-batman-fight-gif-9005525

[wind marsh]

Yeah idk what to tell you

[flat remnant]

"You think calcium is your ally"

[wind marsh]

Instead they built him like he is peak human

[radiant sluice]

this made me laugh

[sage glade]

https://tenor.com/bPh2p.gif

[iron spear]

I'd be the world's greatest detective too if all I had to do was ask my ultra super AI computer to solve the case

[high hedge]

Graig you have ai now

[wind marsh]

Like a Spartan with acrobatics and super genius intellect

[high hedge]

What’s your excuse

[radiant sluice]

chatGPT

[sage glade]

jarvis

[flat remnant]

Should the batcomputer replace batman

[iron spear]

Oh also he's the best fighter in the world too

[radiant sluice]

thats what the writers want what do i say

[iron spear]

No powers at all

[sage glade]

is he though, or is it the armour

[high hedge]

That’s why he beats up the mentally ill 90% of the time

[wind marsh]

I would’ve loved if they removed the Spartan part so he’s fast but not strong at the same time and uses his intellect to win most of the time

[high hedge]

He’s not always fighting doomsday guys

[flat remnant]

I like the batman batman from the movie the batmans because he's just a scrawny 20-something billionaire who hides in a basement at day and goes to clubs at night

[wind marsh]

(Or using his gadgets so often)

[high hedge]

Sometimes you need to beat up dweebs trying to steal calendars

[radiant sluice]

bat AI reminds me of a comic where alfred dies so batman forces cyborg to create an alfred AI and that AI just fucking kills all of batman's villians the justice league and everyone because the sole pupose of it is to protect batman and then it replaces batman's human parts with robot parts and makes him just AI

[flat remnant]

I love this read on his rogues gallery lmao

[wind marsh]

That’s the best thing ever

[sage glade]

it's armored core posting hours

[wind marsh]

No blood on Batman’s hands technically

[iron spear]

He's like the best fighter the league of shadows has ever produced

[wind marsh]

Wait it killed Selena too?

[radiant sluice]

yhe robot batman then join batman who laugs and terrorises the universe

[radiant sluice]

idk about selena

[wind marsh]

Idk what to say about this but it’s kinda funny

[high hedge]

Remember when every hero was getting a laugh variant

[sage glade]

yeah.. idk that much about batman lore

[iron spear]

Batman would actually be a good comic of he was actually an under dog but he never is

[wind marsh]

I don’t know if she’s even a threat tbh

[radiant sluice]

nope

[high hedge]

Like the Shazam who Laughs

[flat remnant]

Aqualmao

[high hedge]

The Harley Quinn who Laughs

[wind marsh]

God that was awful I believe

[radiant sluice]

she probably would have tried to stop the alfred AI and that would have made it kill her

[high hedge]

The Dr. Manhattan who Laughs

Most of them sucked

[radiant sluice]

ye the writers started milking all of them

[flat remnant]

The morbius who laughs

[wind marsh]

Oh btw Shazam one of the few characters who die every time to show how dark a DC universe is

[radiant sluice]

GUYS GUYS

[high hedge]

They were obviously cashing in on the popularity of the character

[radiant sluice]

HOW ABOUT THE RIDDLER WHO ASKED

[flat remnant]

Why where they all laughing anyway? I'd like to be in on the joke thanks

[radiant sluice]

now we can finally have the answer to who asked

[wind marsh]

Brilliant

[high hedge]

It’s because he’s about as strong as Superman so it shows the level of the threat

[wind marsh]

Joker venom I think

[wind marsh]

Makes sense

[wind marsh]

Yeah I know but seriously every time?

[flat remnant]

Or- hear me out-
the joker who does serious conversations

[radiant sluice]

yyp

[high hedge]

(They don’t know what to do with him)

[radiant sluice]

wait i think there is this type of joker

[flat remnant]

The talker

[high hedge]

Yeah that happened in Three Jokers

[wind marsh]

Kill someone actually important in the DCU like Wonder Woman or Martian Manhunter

[high hedge]

Fr fr

[wind marsh]

He is one of my favorite characters so quite sad for me

[radiant sluice]

in injustice they were on teh side of superman

[wind marsh]

Even more reason to do so

[high hedge]

Was MM on the regime?

[radiant sluice]

YUP

[high hedge]

Damn

[wind marsh]

Idk

[flat remnant]

Luffy what's your favorite obscure d-list or lower DC hero

[high hedge]

Plastic Man

[radiant sluice]

dont know about MM but WW deserves to die for all the crimes in injustice

damian too

fucking damian

[high hedge]

Plastic Man is always fun when he shows up

[radiant sluice]

he is actually pretty op

[wind marsh]

Btw my favorite superhero in the DCU is either Shazam,Flash,Beastboy, or most probably my favorite Blue Beetle.

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/plastic-man-jaw-drop-shocked-batman-gif-8824154

[flat remnant]

He's not D-list but yeah i love him

[high hedge]

I guess he’s more C list

[radiant sluice]

my fav is the flash

[wind marsh]

Yeah Damien idk what to say about him in a good tone

[high hedge]

Idk I don’t think he cuts B because hes never been in live action

[flat remnant]

There was going to be a plastic man show iirc?

[high hedge]

Yeah in the 90’s I think

[radiant sluice]

i remember in the DC zombies comic where plastic man is a zombie and he just becomes this huge monster type round thing that just cover an entire city

[wind marsh]

Yeah he’s good but man are they inconsistent with him

[high hedge]

But if I were to go super obscure…

[flat remnant]

When black adam is higher in the dc hierarchy than plastic man 😭

[radiant sluice]

specially CW

[flat remnant]

Seriously the fuck is up with that we need live action plastic man

[wind marsh]

Oh I got a video for you hold up

[radiant sluice]

madvocate?

[wind marsh]

https://youtu.be/c9Xh7_XvnFI

Yup

[radiant sluice]

i watch all his vids man

[wind marsh]

Funniest shit I’ve seen

[high hedge]

Does Animal Man count as D list?

[radiant sluice]

ye he is so good

[wind marsh]

SAME

[flat remnant]

Oh god i remember being obsessed with that show

[high hedge]

He has a really good story

[wind marsh]

Watch the video I’ve sent then

[high hedge]

Like Watchmen level

[flat remnant]

I have only heard of him on tvtropes and from my mom so yes

[high hedge]

Animal Man is cool

[wind marsh]

Who is that?

[radiant sluice]

i cant believe this channel is full superhero geeks like me

who is animal man though

[high hedge]

Animal Man is connected to the Red and can mimic the abilities of any animal

[flat remnant]

I like animal shapeshifter heroes shame no one really cares about animal man

[wind marsh]

Yeah same I love it

[radiant sluice]

afk rq

[high hedge]

He’s like Vixen

[wind marsh]

Why does that sound like Beastboy

[high hedge]

He’s like a worse beast boy

He doesn’t transform

Just gains their abilities

[flat remnant]

oh

[wind marsh]

Ooooh so like Ben 10,000?

[high hedge]

Yeah

[flat remnant]

no i see why he's not that popular

[high hedge]

He broke the fourth wall once to meet his writer

[wind marsh]

Yeah that’s understandable why he’s not too popular

[high hedge]

And ask him why he’s ruining his life

[wind marsh]

Now that’s a hero

[high hedge]

“Why must my life constantly suck?”
“That’s a narrative baby.”

[flat remnant]

What the fuck i was just listening to "i need a hero"