#hk-discussion
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omg roots like the primordial roots from nine slops
oh yeah I know how to solve for the roots of a polynomial no problem
is nine sols actually good twin
in all seriousness i had fun even though i was genuinely running 9.5 fps
this expertise is what we need
i was running story mode though which i didn't know made the game alot easier
the metroidvania community fears you on a pc
i don't
can you teach me 👉👈
you deadass got pre-nerfed
this MIGHT be worse than seeing you type colon 3
connect your phone or wtv to the pc like osu players do
why can’t a man be colon 3 for once
aze reference
you like put in numbers until one of them equals 0
get started then, you are going to need at least more than 5 numbers to check all of them
and then factor out (x-r) until you get something you can solve
guess and check is lwk the strat for all math
True
oh so THAT’S how you factorize sine
(the factorization in question btw)
I mean you just need to show that its true for enough values like your friend did that one time
he is NOT my friend bro
mb
omg i was malding so hard jesus
classmate
barely even a face in my analysis exercise
“if i show it for one value i have proven it!”
good
Well thankyou, first non skeptic
good lighting imo
btw omg chomp the exercise leader made me crash out again
oh no what did they do
That too
i had to show that the volume of some stupid set was given with some ratio using cavalieris principle and exercise 6) and i showed that the volume is equivalent to the one in exercise 6) so i was done right? because we did the actual calculation back then too
and she agreed!
and then said “now do it”
like bro
I'm not 
@shrewd nymph hru
#sk-discussion message come visit sk-disc xD
employment is cringe
youve already done it. its literally a copy paste
Hi non
YEAH EXACTLY
omg it made me so angry
Oh be very careful, if you display an achievement of yours on ur user he's gonna tell you that you faked doing it
valid 

shouldnt be hard for you to give some proof ther hey?
Who the fuck even is kaiser anyway
wanna send some gameplay and prove me wrong
…you gave inconsistent info and no proof
I did
haha rent free already is crazy
you sent no gameplay
@honest shale labrobro
was there a photo of p5ab gate glowing
we can make this easier
do you know what gameplay means
are you just dense
what bosses did you struggle with in p5ab?
Even i appear to be less of a newgen than him
Yes, it's a photo of me playing the game on my tv
I c
wah wah wah i think thats just you
And that is a rare occurrence
i have never seen you in my life
i faked cloverab
2024 being rare?
only seems like that because its the same handful of people prior to that
Pv nkg and abs rad, maybe markoth too
oh good lord
dumbass
Collector? Gpz?
are you real
Twin i was talking about newgens more new than me is a rare thing 😔 not about 2024 being rare
If anything it's the opposite
yeah im well aware, i worded it poorly mb
Everyone's on my ass wth did I do
im saying that it really isnt rare for people to be post 2024
fake p5ab
because its faked mate wrap it up
nkg is a crazy take
It's not fucking faked dude holy
p5ab fakers try not to call nkg top 3 hardest
Wait what platform are you playing on
The lengths people go to
you found nkg harder than p5ab collector?
like if you're gonna fake it then just admit it instead of being a dick
get a grip
Who the fuck is collector anyway?
oh yeah this guy faked it then
?
@ meteorcow @ quantum @ yisrael
Oh right yis's trademark boss
How could i fucking forget
piece of shit
im more annoyed that i could tell at first glance
ur pfp is awfully familiar
It's jolly festkisser
I ain't even being the tip of a dick dude, I just came here to express my love for sealed vessel and you especially just spouted shit
one day im just gonna change my p5eb to p5ab then never mention it
wrap it up buddy
0 idea what that means sadly
@umbral monolith what platform do you play on
chat i just got to abs rad in p5
Wait, p5eb = p5 1b separately?
kinda, just not all 4 at once
first attempt past no eyes btw
@agile pewter i haven't forgotten please trust the process it will happen eventually
and also first time playing hollow knight in months
Lock in
Nice
sooo when are you taking the p5ab out of the name
nah its 1am on a school night
gts twin
hop on doing p5 with charm mask and soul binding and then say you did p5ab and see if people get mad imo
Are u not going to answer
Ps5
real
we should add a role called achievement faker and give it to people like this guy
what does p5eb mean
ik p5ab is all bindings
p5 every binding (not all 4 at once)
Bindings separately
I guess I'll just jump then like everyone actually fuck off
all ok
can we chill
twin
Mate witch hunting is not really good
so basically unlocking max lifeblood
Out of curiosity if i said i did p5ab, months from now and sent my gate as proof would u believe me.. like the bosses are highly questionable but correct me if im wrong you cant get the glowing gate on ps5 unless u can mod ps5 hk
i was making a joke but fair enough
thats just p1-5eb/ab
but they kinda overlap
dgate glitdh is still possible iirc
dont you need p5 to get all 5 lifeblood?
oops typo
no
Just 16 bindings
The first 16 u do, p5 can count
any 16 bindings from any pantheon
yh ik its just a raw number
bindings suck tho
I wonder if i could get a sub100h p5ab
No chance
since i play hybrid nail and spell its even more stupid
definitely
Lengthslop is garbage but it's not entirely impossible
Isn't average like 70 hours
70 hours all time or of p5ab?
The latter
ehh they grow on you
then i have no idea, depends what you count as 'p5ab'
bindings are so boring i cant use quickslash
I thought u meant the former lol
Im sorry wut?
anyrad player moment
nah hollowknight is a casual game for me i have other games if i wanna sweat my balls of
P5ab is p5ab and there's only one p5ab no?
ab its not possible radiant, and i will not grind for attuned ab
worlds 2nd, col1edo5e did this a while ago i think. soul conservation makes this boss a bit more interesting. and idk why ive been missing that ninsta in climb its weird maybe i'll take i look i think im just stupid tho
~2-3hrs :3
Is there a meta tierlist of which which bindings are the worst ones?
why
1.0
i mean maybe
well charm is the hardest
uhm uhhh uh uhm uhhhh
Attempts i guess
waittt a minute
Radhog is long dead
this is just anyrad but no strength
the others are kinda subjective, but shell would be 2nd hardest in p5
but like we dont really need it
and 1 cast??
shhh
buddy
radiant AND mask binding??
nah but thats insane ggs
Nail just makes fights longer
Holy toxic I'm going to sk-general
i just realized it took me the game amount of time to reach abs rad as it did for me to get a sub 15m minecraft speedrun 🥀
160h ish for both
Is 1.0 with halved damage even remotely hard
ty
Like you just heal the fuck out of this boss no?
uhh depends on your standard
but its probably harder than you'd expect
people dont know when to heal
my favourite channel
the two omega brainrots combined
@shrewd nymph
yo
Fuckin kaiser over her
Whats this for
Harder than radiant absrad i guess
wait nah bro actually took p5ab out of his name 😭
ts is so corny 😭
Something I'd see on TikTok
living rent free mate this is so one sided
yeah definitely
r5
@shrewd nymph @izu
afternoon herb
Didn't want to ping me
lune def malding over this shit
Sup
fist is clenched rn be scared
Yep hates izu confirmed
I thought it might be, thats amazing 
wtf nuts progress
Truth Nuke
@noble ruin hop on rad 1.0 twice in a row
Nerd
ye doing radiant all bindings has been helping a lot
my pb is lost kin rn
my family thinks im a lunatic for laughing this hard
fun
+ alot of apparent talent
nah I am not talented
im washed and unc
sighh
probably not
Who's head ?
ew
p5ab faker
stop doubting yourself
called them out and they just pop in every now and then to chuck a random insult and leave
Lol
💀 💀 💀
Hi
buddy
Called them out? I didn't even mention it and you still weazel your way into an argument
How does dgate glitch even work i swear it got patched
what?
cant stop talking to me ig
i mean lune was right
you took it out of your name
i am not doubting myself though more like
idk I don't think I am really that talented
I am making progress but idk about talent
I reworded it, if not p5 weathered mask is a greater acheivment
ye this dude is full of shit
Skill?
how tf is pv one of them
fr weathered mask is way harder than p5ab
there is no way pv is a threat
Because pv is difficult
you literally go out of your way to say "hey that guy kaiser sucks" just because he called you out for lying
P5ab is harder than weathered ask
sorry wrong reply
No collector is crazy
i genuinly have no words
it is but what are you even doing p5ab if pv is a threat to you?
^
no collector no gpz no marmu no galien
and nkg is ALWAYS there
atp im gonna make an alt account just to show how easy it is to fake p5ab
Every boss you've listed isn't difficult,
Lmao
tbh if i did p5ab i wouldnt say marmu
hasnt been an issue in any of my runs so far
Insert dance copypasta
beat p5ab collector rn then
and send a video hey?
Lol u definitely haven't done it then
yeah go.
go and get radiant ab collector even
and radiant ab zote
if they aren't hard
maybe you're just good at the fight, but typically it just consistently takes 1-2+ lifeblood, not a threat of death
Kaiser sucks 
They're easy with no bindings but become insanely difficult with them
twas tempted to send some pv videos of them saying pv is hard
yeah and pv is just not going to be in that list ever
but suscat would fucking detect it and flex on me
Fym
as someone who's p5ab distance is oro mato i think nkg is the hardest boss
you are just not going to be doing p5ab if you find pv hard
have you actually not done p5ab?
that is the bare minimum for absrad
no boring
fair enough
really fair
yeah pv so hard (im aware this is not very hard but still)
https://youtu.be/Rc4tNpiBO-Q
This was the second time i completed this challenge bcs the first time, the recording became unusable
unoptimal overcharm bcs it farms engagement and bcs sprintmaster was fucking me up
honestly idk why I even did p5ab
Why do people find nkg the hardest 
i think eg is the hardest boss its like my p5ab distance
because he's hard in p5 and most p5ab fakers are people who've just beaten p5 / close to beating p5
because they think "me took longer on nkg than pv" is enough reason for why nkg is harder
outside of radiance i have like an 8 hit p5 asc ipv and like some collector bullshit
i should read messages it seems
and 7:47 4ms
because NKG is a dance
didnt expect you to be an itemless player
blame suscat
keyboard is an item, stop using keyboard
and controller
chat this MIGHT be ragebait
have you tried playing with your mind
unironically would be peak if you could
no the game is an item
i really wish it was but i can assure you it sadly isnt
i was gonna do ripv but it was just boring i did like 5 attempts got to tendrils and didnt play after

i hate itemless in general
grass MIGHT be green
which acronym is that again
it feels so uncool to watch
Omg it started me really early in this convo but I agree as someone who hasn't beaten most bosses on ab, collector and gpz are not hard ab bosses
All of the bosses you just listed aren't difficult fr
and no wings
I agree with that take up above whoever said that
and no charms
ask em if they think r5 is easier than p5ab
ok no thats different tbf
i mean itemless + dash is like very very easy compareed to without dash
r5 = p5ab
mmm grey
grey aah
fr
I'm so bad that idrk but ab seems much more in reach to me than r5
where was that message
which of the 100
okay the collector thing was radiant nail 0 charm binding nna
itmless + like any movment is also easy i feel like tbf
idk
ik it was a joke

Oh I could not tell fr
nice
i was gonna do 0w0 for a bet with meteorcow but got lazy collector is impossible to learn
@frozen hull bro is bleeding
i suppose, in pv the only mma i really use is dash so thats why
its still insane to me that my p5ab run had no hit nkg, and no hit pv
and a 2 hit radiance
this MIGHt be worse than doing anyrad 2
my ass fucking locked in so hard and I am proud of taht
LMAO
gpz ab and collector ab are so much easier than the real hard bosses like nkg pv and sly (they're further in the hall of gods)
literally first tried the entire thing once failed champ was down
ohhhhh youre trolling
The most recent (updated) one
and absrad
I am but I'm just quoting someone up top
the fight doesnt change whatsoever
who said that😭
even itemless nkg is fine
its always funny when we meet p5ab fakers and r5 fakers
not surprised
I didn't pay enough attention
that thing is the highlight of my day
It made me giggle tho
the guy who faked p5ab
.
some dude thinking nkg and pv in p5ab are like the hardest bosses over collector gpz and whatnot
I mean I would be honest. I used to be a p5ab faker for like a week
i remember like 4 years ago i did rab nkg in like 2 attempts
when I joined hk disc it started me that high up and I'm so glad it did
then I felt bad and got it fr
Fr just makes me giggle reading stuff like that
so I would say I redeemed myself
I have an ab save to slowly get better at ab and even just practicing it's SUPER obvious how much easier pv is than those
even though I've not actually cleared p5ab (dogshit terrible awful)
how do you fake p5ab without pc my brain isnt braining
you can beat p1ab to p4ab in a row and even that's not close to p5ab
Invincibility glitch
dgate invincibility
Download a vod
there is a invincibility glitch
Wonder if bro will ever send that collector video
(Which is why p5 fakers sometimes have r5 screenshots without realising it)
yt is on console
Nvm got it to 40
wait how p5ab overrides r5 anyways
huh. then should I do r5 in a new godseeker save?
One of my favorite ideas that I've never seen them do is just hard commit to getting good at the insane lie and months later being like omg here sorry it took me so long
lol😭
in the main one?
P5 not p5ab
And they just ss that?
😭
What?
i mean maybe
doesn't all bindings overwrite r5 glow?
Yes
Yeah wdym then
but with mods you can have both simultaneously
how?
as in the black glow for r5?
Mods
Fanchen type
Yes
ah
godseeker+ lets it be visible in godseeker mode
the strat to confirm just with images is ask them to collect geo or go to a specific ammount and take another image
Its a black glow
do all others pantheons have that?
if its a godseeker save gg
With mods, yes
There's a black glow ?
With godseeker+
i could never figure out that part in the godseeker+ mod
May I get a pic of r5 glow?
For some reason, I cannot find it online, but I've already heard about it.
I mena I can probably first try every other pantheon hitless now
Oh cool
except p3
well confirm its not someone elses
I thought the r5 glow was like in the base game I didn't know that was a godseeker plus thing
the base game glow gets overwritten
the mod gives a black one
Sorry got confused as to what was being said fr
I mean you could ask them to equip certain charms or do something in particular in front of p5ab gate
funny thing is thats smth i did back in the day 3 years ago or sum me and my friend got hollow knight and after days of playing we reached god home and i faked P5 via invincibility gltch and he believed me for a time but then wanted proof its how i funnily got into getting better into hollow knight instead of just beating it once then never touching it
they could be pulling a cotton though
alot of the time its just invincibility
ye invincibility
That's so baller
Thats what i did fr
W
he's suuuper cooked
Nobody has caught on yet
Oh yea
You dont have to but like you should
having the patience to sit through p5ab with invinc just to lie on the internet is more impressive than doing p5ab
Learnt from nonsenf probably 
I've never thought about cheating in games for like clout
I've never cheated in school either I have like a weird mental thing against it
I have cheated for friends tho
the only person you would cheat is yourself
Would always do that a million times over
if i ever do r5ab just know its cheated
W
depends if you want to achieve smth for yourself or achieve smth by people aknowledging you
to actually clear my conscience
same
buddy
Clipped
you'd just randomly drop out of nowhere that you did it
I just remembered
fuck
and then have the audacity to call herself not that good
and then start doing some shit like r045
if she calls herself decent then we are less than nothing or smth
I have plans in the works
r04567 when
not for r045
Evil cheater greyfire on the cusp
You should do anyrad after r5ab tbh
Should totally try.
imagine no one has beaten r5
You're all just scummy liars
You need the qualifications to hate on it
seriously how tf are you so good that I genuinely struggle to comprehend it?
I will do p045 some time
I will be the first TRUE clear
I don't have the mental bandwidth to understand it
cheating
We've uncovered it all here tonight
The power of running it for a year
true
My name is no one and i have beaten r5ab
I have been doing r5 for like 2 days now
2 to 3 days
wait I AM ON LOST KIN IN 3 DAYS?
WTF?
I'm surrounded by gods at this game...

that was more like a catalyst for me to come here and say I want to do r5
but holy shit lost kin 3 days and p5ab in 7 attempts
I am fucking goated apparently wth
I wonder if silksong came out sooner wud people have become this good
Hey guys I started r5ab
Like everyone else, the hardest bosses are absrad, then nkg, then pure vessel
So far my pb is 1 hit at the end of absrad, after about 5 attempts
First one died to gruz mother but I got better and 2nd one was nkg then pure vessel and absrad has killed me twice, will post my likely r5ab clear tomorrow
Dw gng I'm add
Fun fact I've only done 2 runs live all the others have been recorded not live

no wonder descript said I am talented or smth
elaborate
Just got out of white palace for the 2nd time
I ain't wanna see a sawblade ever again
gg now do path of pain
who?
never heard my name shortened like that
Well if silksong came out 2-3 yrs after would people have still invested so much into hk
welp why not?
there is a first for everything
Ima just admit that I got p1-3ab and p4-5eb
i wish i were talented all my achievments were brute force 800hours of playtime and worse than people with 100 to 300 hours playtime
I have 210 hours
It is an antomyn...
sometimes i feel like im not even made fo hk and im forcing it
Same...
well enddeous called me non once and enough people saw it that now that is what im most commonly reffered to as
thats what i mean you got a 2 hit run my best was a 3 hit run😭
and that was a massive fluke
just take it from someone who got surpassed by everyone in osu earlier until my adhd treatment. Time doesn't matter.
everyone has to reach the same skill level to achieve a challenge
the time it takes holds zero value
Goated
tbf i got severe adhd yet i dont take my meds so maybe if id actually take them ill improve in skill in gaming overall
I am mainly overwhelmed in hollow knight because I am not used to being able to pour myself so hard in this game
or any game
I think its fine to "cheat" in terms of using glitches to do cool things but if youre going to post about it you need to say that you've used a glitch (if its a challenge). Like the only time ive ever intentionally used glitches is for speedrunning and just having fun (eg in botw) but cheating and claiming you did it properly undermines any sense of achievement which others may have got from actually working towards it and practicing it and getting it
is there a game where the skill floor and ceiling are at the same height?
ive been on geometry dash for the past couble months i feel liek thats what im actually built for my first level after downloading was a medium demon in 2500 attempts after that the number 1 easy demon in 2000 attempts and so on
snakes and ladders
geometry dash
Wtf nerf rin
luck is just a measure of skill
im a gd hater but thats sick
idk i feel like im on a mental block ive been told its good but idk
for gd I reached like 3 extremes back then and moved on
giving 127k attempts to bloodlust just destroyed me
i played 3k hours then didnt uninstall
I think deadlocked took me 9k attempts in total
And upside down ship is NOT for me
havent even touched the main levels
and clubstep took me 6k attempts
verity took me like 8k attempts
bloodlust stands the highest at 1.6 years and 127k attempts
duuuude cornifer left kingdoms edge i dont get the map and idr where th is hornet2 
my only levels ever been demons lol
just go to his shop
in dirtmouth
too lazy to get back
havent even touched it i should try it ngl
then good luck lol
Yeah that was why I included for clout
I've cheated in single player games while not lying about it to people for clout hundreds of times
Hell I have like 1500 hours in skyrim, I love cheating fr
It's just like idk I think there's something against my soul about cheating to brag about an achievement I think it might be because I'm already so like imo slow to learn and bad at games that I view every big hurdle as like a huge accomplishment and lying about it before I get there would like steal getting there for me if that makes sense
Cuz especially with games like hollow knight a huge part of the fun of achieving things is/was coming into here and being like I JUST BEAT P5!!!!!! Imagine if I had been like yeah guys I beat p5 8 times actually, then when I actually did it I wouldn't have been able to share my genuine emotions
..i just realized they indirectly said "p5eb is harder than p5ab"
sort of
its saying that p1-5eb is harder than p5ab
which isnt objectively wrong but its not far off it
weathered mask also requires p4eb soooooo
p1-5eb was something I barely struggled with
I'm confused how it'd ever be easier to do p5ab is the main thing
and while i can assure you they dont have legit weathered mask
p5ab was harder than all of it combined
Harder for patience, ig
in short, it isnt
I mean even like a vague argument
huh😭
I can't see it unless you're just so op and amazing and cool that it's more of a time waste for you
And p5ab was already so easy
how do you come to that conclusion
I wonder if they even got weathered mask
because they hadnt done either p5eb or p5ab
because that dude doesn't have p5ab
faking p5ab
likely just p5, if that
its a blind guess lol
p5eb to p5ab is a MASSIVE jump
I would say even p3ab is harder than p5eb
definitely not. they might not realise collector and stuff is hard in p5ab (maybe), but they'd know for sure that nkg isnt
I feel like there's a good chance a lot of people who lie about p5ab here come to brag about beating p5eb and then when like
People are like omg you actually did it with all bindings they back themselves into a corner and have to defend the more absurd one that's very easy to poke holes in
Beating*
even if you havent done it how will you come to that conclusion tho its exponentially harder its not even like 4 times harder id argue ab is over 5 times harder than eb
10 times
ive seen that happen once
atleast 10 times
8/10 times theyre p5 peak and 1/10 its less than that
because I believe that p1ab to p4ab in a row is just half as hard as p5ab
and then if you are doing p5eb to p5ab the gap is atleast like 10 to 30 times
at least 20 times bcs it doesnt have nkg
I think I've seen someone who easily cannot beat absrad like twice in a row from their gameplay try to claim they had huge r5 distance like absurd after very few tries
its just my opinion though. Others like grey might have something different cuz to her p5ab is the same as p5
That might be one of the ones that sunk in my head the most
Because I actually watched their gameplay
those ones are funny
And they were trying to like achieve a streak to prove how good they are
theres the big one that happened before i joined the server
even though they are both as chill I know which one is harder
a supposed r5ab regular who died to like attuned tmg or smt
Lmfao
Everyone knows nkg is the hardest boss in gaming
no like you struggle to give accurate numbers
cuz you said you would give them a 5 and 6 or smth
Nkg is like a dance
probably
God it's always THE BIGGEST giveaway how they talk about nkg
#1 tell
Good that hk doesn't have lava. Imagine p5ab: You get hit for 2 hp and thrown into lava. Bye all your 4 masks.
was this one of the comparisons with like r5ab or something
funny that light novel ayano actually doesn't want to appear this way
dude just wants to be normal
#hk-discussion is like a dance.
Uumuu
kinda yeah
ts is why hes the most defective
Like ascended arena
moer like if r5 was 10
r5 = p5ab
That's true.
if r5 is a 10 then p5ab is like a 9
no like genuinely its the story of a trained sociopath who doesn't want to be a sociopath
and p5 is maybe a 4 or 5
yeah ik about the ln
the classic p5ab is the same as r5
havent read it yet but ive been meaning to
ye the deaths are really only in the first phase in the pantheon
later on p5ab is easy cuz lifeblood
I don't think I ever lose to p5ab until it is no lifeblood on a bad day or no lifeblood no healing on a good one
yeah this exactly
i think cotton cheated because they thought "I deserved to have this achievement"
despite not having it
using invulnerability has to be the worst way to cheat at hk
If you watch my homie karl jobst who covers like every speedrunning scandal ever
It is normally top players who feel entitled to the victory
Almost every single time
literally just splice your runs and you would never get caught
good thing i have imposter syndrome then
It's so sad it's almost exclusively people with talent and skill
i don't feel entitled to shit
the thing is that if youre capable of getting it then why would you fake it because then you have to just live with guilt
What's splicing ?
W
How to rate hollow knight bosses as if they're dances
Video editing to make many runs look like one
I still think I was possessed when I got my first p5ab clear
Oh god numeric difficulty scales
In simple terms
me doing r5 is just a dream
like cutting two clips and putting them next to each other
and I never did p5ab. I will wake up in a few days
They add up the best bits too make it look amazing
so it looks like one

Splicing is getting multiple attempts and stitching em together to make it seamless
Yea
It's almost never seamless tho
wait but that means im not real rn
yay
There's like deep audio cues the human ear can't pick up that they never notice that are super clear if you look at the audio waves themselves
Thats why I mentioned making it seem seamless
Because there's usually a tell that someone more autistic than me found
I say it as a joke but that state when I finished p5ab was so..weird
Also on top players cheating, part of that is that they actually know what a good run looks like, have more of an idea of what to look out for when faking
i felt like I just dissociated completely
It's the big obvious way they get caught
cloutiful
literally just cloutiful
in hk the audio cuts between pantheons especially if you play with no music
the downfall of a top 3 in osu
Someone who is good enough for r5 will not struggle to record gameplay that, well, looks like an r5 victor's
Imagine using video editing when you could use debug mod like a normal person
Smh
just play with no game music, add some music in post to cover the sounds
I mean i'd have to see the mega nerds find hk cheaters but I'm sure it's still clear deep beneath with some niche stuff
and i can't imagine it is possible to tell
lesson of the story. Do it for yourself.
You know very little about cheaters in gaming then
get achievements to make yourself happy
I'd imagine they would notice the timing of the music
not the internet
There's always so much more beneath the surface that's catchable
in game music is not required to have a valid run
And it's never just audio
I saw mypetcactus video on the first r5ab was fun
Thats why you have two cams for speedrunning
Hand cam and foot cam 
Omg I saw a diabolical video on a blindfold geometry dash runner who for years had hand cams and he would do this like
Ridiculous over the top video editing to make his hand match the clicks
I still think the greatest cheating scandal I have ever seen is cloutiful
literally nothing else comes close
Who
But they caught it via like I think you could see his hand change shade where it met the editing
there is
a top 3 osu player who was later found to be cheating
top 3 globally in the leaderboards
the dude reached THAT HIGH before being caught
Many games have had their top #1 runner in the world for years be outed for cheating
I feel like top 3 definitely at least isn't IMMEDIATELY the #1 most absurd oen
One*
mainly because osu has accusers everywhere. So it is just generally shocking to me that it wasn't caught sooner
like if someone like cotton arrived, they would be caught in a day in osu
Is osu that game where people get carpal tunnel from clicking too fast or smth
ye
That's fair idrk enough about osu, I have seen the karl jobst video on that one tho
Always so fun
Oh
Geometry dash for weebs then.
Well baseless accusations just to start shit and actual proper investigations are two different things
it has every genre of song
camellia doesn't even make weeb songs
and they are one of the main artists
I mean duh but we haven't talked about any baseless accusations
which one
Responding to this
True we need baseless drama right now
@shrewd nymph i know what you did.
All good
wtf dude you can't go saying those words to me in dms, don't you know how derogatory that is???
I am saying more like people having an eye for cheating which I have seen being far more aggressive for osu than most communities I have been in
I think logically at least one friend I've had that's "cleared r5" had to have been a little cheater
But I genuinely just don't care all that much
yo dude wtf this was our secret
Me no hablo espanol
dont rat my debug cheating scandal out
I am not going to install the debug mod in hk just to use it as proof I didn't cheat
I am getting the debug only after r5
you just show ur menu during the run anyways
I am going to eat ocean water
you have to do that atleast to get accepted into r5 lists
Well connor dont you remember how i cheated r5
Omg true
kaiser are you on the list?
Unnamed top 1 cheater
or you just don't care?
hopefully not
Blatant debug mod right there
trackmania is one
i try to stay off it
Hiii
but sometimes they just randomly add people
Lune which list are you in 
none afaik
but id only be in 2 anyways
Top 10 uncs
Cleared 2.0 twice in a row today
anyways I am going to spend 30 minutes processing that apparently I have talent
But now I can’t sleep 
ggs
and the r5 grind is actually happening
Omfg do you remember jere's first r5 clear
It was only recorded via xbox live stream and the middle of it was fucking 1000% bad upload quality and it just glitched out in the center of the vod and jere had to reclear it
play some low gear nkg and boom you're asleep
Lowk bad ggs
I should’ve cleared weeks ago but I died in final not once but 5 times after a clear lmaooo
I miss actually watching people's first r5 clears I have not done that in ages
Most consistent part died to it so many times
its only like 3am
just do an all nighter trust
I just learnt that my tutor for my python class did some unsavoury things.
oswald strat
Like murder?
League strat
Not oswald strat
I struggle to stay up like that
And energy drinks make me feel fucking crazy
More island worthy but....
Ew.
yet another thing to add to the growing pile of depression
Maybe if I listen to Kaiser talk about league I would go to mimis easily
Omg horrific
Such a tutor thing to do tho
Teachers and tutors are so island core

or id just lwk convert you
I believe intiger overflow is gonna kick in
Any day now
drinking energy drinks for energy is overrated
doing it for pure taste is the real way
League of legends fans saying 1 more game after going on a 23 game losing streak
cant end on a loss buddy
and nobody believed him for good reason 
”cant end on a loss”
“we gotta keep the streak going”
True
Thats why we make it losses instead of loss
I am pretty sure everyone believed that one tho
i didnt realise jere was an actual person 💀
TEO world record holder btw
NO idea what teo is
I'm a bot don't worry
The eternal ordeal
not true. most people said “i don’t think you’d cheat, but…” and those who didn’t have no backbone
You fool
Oh yeah i remember that being janky somehow
im worrying
Hi worrying
You aren't worried enough
I will fix that
Been a bit tho
bro
i just checked and yeah i got randomly put on
nah they were joking fr it was live streamed from a shitty xbox it was super obvious it wasn't cheated jere had been streaming often for weeks
buh
i finally beta my first robtop level!!!!!!
i wonder what people even get for lying about r5
Release the kaiser list
so close to 300 clears though which is sick
like is it a status thing
Clout
where does one even find this list
I got put on like 7 months after clearing
I mean tbf didnt cotton have enough reasonable progress or sth
They want attention
99% of the time its clout
Also pswg mentioned
People still lie about it lmaoooo
Like "this guy has the skill to do it" is not proof of a clear
being good and close makes you more likely to cheat
They get to sound cooler in hk conversations
But it's funny cuz hk people don't even care if you suck like me or haven't played the game like gwnj if you're chill and enjoy the community you will have a decent time meeting friends
some of those clears are very fast and some are very slow
Yeah but it's super obvious it wasn't you are pulling my leg ik alp
but yeah my video mustve just popped up on someones recommended idk
not even 2 hours ago we caught a p5ab cheater
i shouldve made it unlisted
thx
I mean the random ass liars that have 0 progress are just funny tho
there are this many?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
I cleared anyrad 4.0
So many of them
its insane ikr
Yeah. It the guy I was talking about was a genuine any rad player until the praise got to his head and started lying about cleared and r5
most asian too😭
What
you can believe that
atp asian genes are just allat
I know that you goober
I know what you are
who tryna watch me play
i love how the r5 times range from like 20m to 40m
god I have stayed up til 4am now and spent 10 hours today playing marvel's rivals
diabolical
gonna make a fake account with a 2 hour clear
with the worst charms possible just to mess with the stats
Convo context time guys!
hi
Do it
id rather do fast runs than slow runs ngl
Hi
real
mine was about 30m which is on the lower side but theres a few 29's
Need a p5 speedrun with subway surfers
ok lemme get back on hk bro i havent been playing in weeks i wanna do r5 finally
idk how godseeker time is counted though so maybe mines less
How else are people gonna watch
Would you consider Goams to be enemies or hazards?
Hazards
Hazard
what are goams
The worm
[[Goam]] (I think this links the wiki thing?)
Deepnest big centipede
and what does hazard mean in this context
It worked
ohhh right
Like spikes
Like a big lava spike in a mario kart map
Goam is the thing in crossroads right
Or an electric fence
Not the thing in deepnest?
both lol
Theyre uglier
theyre living organism pretty sure
no the guys in drepnest are called garpedes
no i mean they appear in both places
Canonically they're alive yeah, but also they're not really normal enemies so I'm wondering how best to categorise them
Either way they act the same for the hazard question
seems like they travel throughout all of hallownest
If you can't kill them then theyre hazards imo
oh yeah i forgot goams are in sharp shadow room
That's how I feel too
Wait so now I'm confused what are garpedes
so hazard referes to entities liek the poison water spikes and more that knocks you away and makes you respawn
[[Garpede]]
i think its hazard
Omg nifty I forgot they weren't goams again
you cant damage them or interact with their being they interact with your being being referring to movement or placement
Need to replay overworld
Now that I think about it
Are the flying things in white palace hazards or enemies
For fun and memory
enemies fs
As a path of pain enjoyer they are such hazards
They can't die and are just pogo buttons
Finally looks normal instead of having a bunch of random stuff
platforms
elaborate
I think ss extremely minor spoiler that was in the trailer coming ||the like silly popping balloons that you pogo in silksong are basically just wingsmoulds made better||
Which reaffirms for me
They are pogo hazards
And not real enemies
Comet is the dev of architect
A level making mod iirc
I'm pretty sure it's a successor to decomaster but I haven't confirmed that
The HK version is like a successor, the Silksong version has a lot more power, I'm porting it back rn
Like the script editor
no i get that but why the 
It happens

I take it as they've been talked about negatively and you hold a preconceived negative notion about them
Nah it was mostly positive
I do remember sonia getting me to test her maps back then
i see
I feel like I've never seen feelspkman be used in a "mostly positive" way
Theres a first
Perchance
Perchance
I can't believe that gif appeared
I wanted something more subtle but W tow mater
It's too fast it annoys me looking at it
But I love mater hmm
Keep it like that I think
Is it an embed fail I can't tell
Where tf did the gif go?
Bro said gif instead of gif
Ay?
Omg now I'm so curious
I say it like the first geography and not the second
Gee ayeee efffff
Like the first G in geography not the second
i pronounce it γif
first checkpoint nohit at the first try
Ew
I know what you are
That needs the doakes gif even more
the greek letter Γ not y
I pronounce the digital representation construct of the inner conscious.
doesn't work because I don't know what on earth that letter would sound like
Threw out a drawing and expect me to sound it out
throw “grandmother” into google translate and see what it sounds like
No
ok
I dont have a shovel with me rn so i can't throw her
a shovel seems inefficient
Yo the stream in hk4 is FIRE
Yall should join
Best gameplay ever
I'm fr cackling
wish i could
Three hours of this r wef r
You could click this with no audio muted
You'd still get the point
I GOT HIT FOUR FUCKING TIMES AT OBOBBLES THEY ARENT EVEN HARD FUCK MY CHUD LIFE
Ridiculous
What
What the hell am i looking at
Coconut simulator 2 apparently
So good they needed another one
Bro's been sitting here for 3 hours
Bro has 26730 seconds in the game
yea you didn't do p5ab sorry
bro is a sweat
Apparently sending little gifs is a fucking war crime so imagine the old anime shoulder hand gif or some shi
This is the most engaging and immersive gameplay in the history of steam
Petition for coconut simulator 3
we are ALL hopping on coconut simulators
just did attunded sly to prep for p3