hk-discussion

[subtle glacier]

idk i don’t know anything about the run so im likely wrong

[cinder jackal]

but it prob uses clingcling to skip it anyway

[dry creek]

back from rehearsal

[subtle glacier]

i’m gonna watch it after i run to the store

bye zvy

[cinder jackal]

maybe there's just a lot less clingclings than i think

bai choom

[bitter jolt]

hi ei

[digital grove]

hi end

[zinc delta]

i can't sleep

[digital abyss]

does spore shroom do damage to radiance i dont remember

[zinc delta]

spore shroom does damage to everything no?

[wary hound]

yes but it cant switch phases until a nail hit

its weird

u have to hit it with a nail swing to trigger phase transition

[digital abyss]

yeah ik

[bitter jolt]

LETS GOOOOO

HALF DAMAGE 2.0 CLEAR

[digital grove]

gg

[bitter jolt]

after choking final twice both times she was one shot

i missed the heal pixel in climb like

too many times

also i played like shit away through plats cos my dad was bothering me

bruh lol

[bitter jolt]

btw hyd

[digital grove]

im good i got a new pv pb

now struggling on an incredibly evil double damage nine sols boss

[zinc delta]

my brain is so fried from being in sk discussion

[patent rain]

Im done with Grimm for the day 😢

[quartz cave]

@digital grove go sleep.

[digital grove]

projection

[zinc delta]

i can't sleep at all ngl

[quartz cave]

ur fault lowk

[digital grove]

5:33 am good NIGHT oswald

[quartz cave]

im having espresso imo

[zinc delta]

4:33 for me

[zinc delta]

AHHH SILKSONG

[bitter jolt]

yeah I saw, huge ggs

[digital grove]

tyy

[bitter jolt]

why don't you nail turn though

[digital grove]

bad at spacing

[bitter jolt]

oh rip

[digital grove]

dw i will learn for a lower time

[bitter jolt]

gl

[digital grove]

ty

[zinc delta]

sk disc made me scared of silksong so now i can only play hk

[bitter jolt]

I'm gonna do another half damage 2.0 clear cos that one was awful

[storm flax]

Yo go to sleep bro it’s 5:30am

[quartz cave]

the night is still young

[storm flax]

the morning u mean

[digital grove]

we say ANYTHING

[zinc delta]

waking up at 8 and sleeping at 8 is worth ngl

[quartz cave]

wait shit the sunrise is looking awesome true

[quartz cave]

just say you hate me and you want me gone

[storm flax]

😭😭😭😭🏳️‍⚧️

[zinc delta]

what sunrise dawg

[quartz cave]

wait what

[digital grove]

u literally hate me more

[quartz cave]

the silly earth rotates around its own axis and when it rotates the sun gradually hits a spot and thsts called a sunrise

[zinc delta]

i'm like half asleep in school sometimes
i got a holiday though

[wary hound]

sp

[quartz cave]

did i acidentally make one of the gazillion euphemisms for transitioning

[vagrant grail]

No eyes has been cooked, there’s my 300 essence

Now I can get another piece of pale ore

And grind up 2k geo to go get my coiled nail

[zinc delta]

imma just play skate whilst waiting for at least 7:50-7:55
to wake up at 8am

[storm flax]

Hai

[wary hound]

hru

[storm flax]

No

Ur just trans

[storm flax]

Good hru

[quartz cave]

thats suboptimal u should sleep

[wary hound]

why did oswald never tell me so sad

[storm flax]

Ikr

[wary hound]

im fine

[quartz cave]

what

spol propaganda 😭

[wary hound]

i feel left out yk

[quartz cave]

im not trans wtfrick

[honest shale]

Optimal no ball homoball is genuinely ragebaiting me

[storm flax]

Egg

[storm flax]

spopaganda

[slender vale]

So long story short, I’m at Leg Eater on my first Speedrun, do I buy Fragile Greed or Strength? I can’t buy both atm

[storm flax]

Yayyy

[wary hound]

it isnt propaganda unless its false and its the truth sooooo

[quartz cave]

hmm prolly strength if youre doing a speedrun?

[zinc delta]

strength if steel soul but strength if not steel soul

[wary hound]

BECAUSE spol = truth
so combining propaganda with spol is contradictory
source : because i said so

[young lake]

?av sun_falls

[idle belfry]

sun\_falls

Server Avatar

[quartz cave]

ministry of truth

[slender vale]

Okie, Fragile Strength it is :3

[storm flax]

serdan

[digital abyss]

serdna..

[young lake]

what the FUCK

[wary hound]

why am i getting pfp checked on the weekly

[quartz cave]

why r u on leg eater if its a speedrun tho feels like a weird spot ngl

[digital abyss]

whats ur problem

[quartz cave]

s*rdna and ojbald

[storm flax]

:(

[young lake]

HI SPAAA

[storm flax]

HAI SERDNAAA

[digital abyss]

gr

[young lake]

how ARE YOU

[storm flax]

I’m GOOD how are YOU

[young lake]

i have WORK to get done

[storm flax]

omg GOOD LUCK

[quartz cave]

forever thankful that serdna is working so she can fuel my gacha addiction

[young lake]

my ass isnt paying you SHIT

[quartz cave]

WHAT

fucking hates me,

literally wants me dead

ts the typa greed they talm about in the bible btw

[wary hound]

dont wory atleast i still love you /p

[quartz cave]

[storm flax]

ew

G*cha games

[honest shale]

@shrewd meadow when will it be enough

[vale condor]

https://tenor.com/view/wooloo-rolling-gif-2522286101458486073

[tall marten]

Yall are STILL on that?

[twin plaza]

i beat hollow knight + radiance in 2min 10secs combined (including menuing) YIPPEEE

[honest shale]

no i just had lunch before i finished

and i dont like being wrong

[quartz cave]

gn python

[vale condor]

gn oswald

[quartz cave]

no i meant you

[tall marten]

Good job! I have yet to beat radiance

[vale condor]

oh I wont be sleeping for at least another hour

[quartz cave]

thats suboptimal

[storm flax]

Oswald go sleep PLEASE

[vale condor]

why

[quartz cave]

u should maximize sleeping hours

[twin plaza]

tyyy !!

[quartz cave]

soon maybe

but meh i js got out of bed and had coffee and brushed my teeth

its a brand new day!

[tall marten]

Which would yall consider harder. Beating radiance or radiant grimm?

[digital grove]

Good night oswald

[tall marten]

Prolly the former, yes?

No?

Well then I should fight radiance

[quartz cave]

gn eigong, if thats even your real name

wait

[honest shale]

grimm is not a hard fight however neither is the radiance

[quartz cave]

its peak league hours soon,

[digital grove]

thats my name dont wear it out bub

[digital grove]

oh come ON

[honest shale]

this is only true if you are talking abt the radiance

not absrad

[tall marten]

-# look, I still have yet to beat radiance

[honest shale]

thats what i assumed

was just making sure

[tall marten]

So wait, radiance is considered easier than radiant grimm?

[lapis musk]

probably pretty similar

[subtle glacier]

surely staying awake lets you do more and is thus more optimal

[tall marten]

I don't know what is more embarrassing, the fact I haven't beat radiance or the fact that I beat radiant grimm before it and still haven't beat radiance

[quartz cave]

people are sleepy at 6 am so i can like outplay them

[quartz cave]

no its not

[lapis musk]

who are you again

[quartz cave]

no but you need sleepy hours to recharge

[quartz cave]

guh its past ur bedtime gn

[subtle glacier]

substitute sleepy hours for spite for all the people i want to outperform and 2 liters of energy drinks

[lapis musk]

wait isnt it like fucking 5am for you

[quartz cave]

its 6 am

[digital grove]

@quartz cave this video reminds me of you ngl

[quartz cave]

ewww energy drinks dni

real men drink black coffee

[lapis musk]

daylight savings?

[quartz cave]

yes

that happened like 2 weeks ago tho

[tall marten]

Really, you cut it off before the chorus?

[subtle glacier]

time to watch tomatoanus hollow knight video for the 7 millionth time

[digital grove]

wasnt me

[subtle glacier]

[foggy sable]

early time to wake up

[tall marten]

:(

[quartz cave]

this is so spiritually me

[quartz cave]

im heading to eep soon imo

[digital grove]

you are starting to make good decisions

[quartz cave]

or idk if im going to sleep at all

[digital grove]

nvm

[lapis musk]

dont sleep then sleep at like 11pm

[quartz cave]

what if i dont sleep so i can reset my sleep schedule

[quartz cave]

hes yp to somrthing

hes up to something

[tall marten]

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-use-your-brain-use-the-brain-think-brain-gif-7914082

[digital grove]

youre gonna break it again within like 3 days smh

[quartz cave]

no ill sync my sleeping schedule with my shayla soon ✌️

[storm flax]

Yo is this peak ?!

[digital grove]

how can i tell that youre a reliable narrator

[quartz cave]

shut up jere stop talking

[cunning fulcrum]

YOOOOOO GUYS

[digital grove]

youre so mean

[quartz cave]

willougby tucker ill always love you by ethel cain reference

[tall marten]

Good job. Do 112%

[cunning fulcrum]

Why

[digital grove]

is it

[tall marten]

Why not?

[foggy sable]

If you need further incentive to avoid running r5ab it hurts spiritually to play

[cunning fulcrum]

Scary

[lapis musk]

i'll probably end up testing the waters

and then realising how bad it is

[tall marten]

You've been through deepnest and 112 scares you?

[cunning fulcrum]

im lazy i dont wanna

[quartz cave]

ehh not really its js that she hallucinates going on a road trip with her boyfriend which is actually her kidnapper but she doesnt realize it but we think its actually her bf cause shes unreliable

[foggy sable]

also I got the worst clip from an attmpt yesterday
https://youtu.be/ShZn5eU8ejI

[honest shale]

that oblobbles looked life threatening

[cunning fulcrum]

i need a break -w-

[quartz cave]

whoops i spoiled the album sorry

[foggy sable]

oblob

[quartz cave]

[foggy sable]

my competence left me and I was stranded mid fight apparently

[tall marten]

-_-

[lapis musk]

oh my 💀

id be lying if i said that hasnt happened to me though

[cunning fulcrum]

lol

[foggy sable]

it honestly felt longer than 1 minute

[honest shale]

it ruined my day and i wasnt even the one playing

[quartz cave]

i think its time to retire

[foggy sable]

I got hit to marmu that run anyway and closed the game so

[tall marten]

....

[foggy sable]

soon soon

[subtle glacier]

retire to bingy

[quartz cave]

retire to leg of leg

choom which is better rocket leg or leg of lego

[subtle glacier]

don’t do that

[digital grove]

this might be the clip of all time

[honest shale]

go to sleep

[foggy sable]

retire to the peaceful life of overworld runs

[cunning fulcrum]

I got kingsoul but didnt upgrade it bc i got the zoomies upon seeing 100% lmao

[lapis musk]

do you continue runs after a hit?

[quartz cave]

maybe

[foggy sable]

it is, I never take clips but in this case I did

[honest shale]

oswald its 6 am go to sleep

[subtle glacier]

both ass

bingy instead

[foggy sable]

not at 3am I just went to sleep

[quartz cave]

what if i leg of legend bingy

[foggy sable]

(it wasn't 3am)

[shrewd nymph]

hop on rl

[honest shale]

what if u quit league

[rain canopy]

damn

[tall marten]

Then use those zoomies to obliterate the other 12%

[quartz cave]

whats rl

[lapis musk]

💀

[shrewd nymph]

rocket league

[subtle glacier]

lune rocket league player grubnote

what’s your peak

[shrewd nymph]

hardstuck gc3

[quartz cave]

ive been playing for 10 years its part of my routine i cant quit

[subtle glacier]

buh ok

[shrewd nymph]

hardstuck as in i dont play anymore

[cunning fulcrum]

nuh :3 i need a rest aswell as 112% my 2nd save file

[shrewd nymph]

but i never hit ssl

[quartz cave]

gc is an abbreviation league players love

[honest shale]

go to rehab

[quartz cave]

i think i get gc'ed +10 times a day

[shrewd nymph]

uh im thinking

[nova quest]

hello

[subtle glacier]

“hardstuck top 1% player sorry to disappoint” like ok man

[shrewd nymph]

too many bots rn anyways

[quartz cave]

its "get cancer" guh

[tall marten]

Try the path of pain tho. It's fun!

[subtle glacier]

i hover around c1 c2

[shrewd nymph]

oh fair play

[quartz cave]

lune should learn league of lego lingo

[cunning fulcrum]

Did that, never again

[shrewd nymph]

im still learning the fucking game itself man

[honest shale]

choom plays league?

[tall marten]

But it's fun!

[honest shale]

get him

[subtle glacier]

not league

[shrewd nymph]

other league

[subtle glacier]

rock leg

[honest shale]

ooh

much better game

[quartz cave]

i can coach u

[shrewd nymph]

ive played most big comp games i think now

[subtle glacier]

⚽️ 🚙

[cunning fulcrum]

I love waiting 20 seconds to heal after getting hit and getting a heart attack at the double kingsmould at the end

[shrewd nymph]

what do you play besides support anyways

[quartz cave]

i play all lanes except top wake up

[nova quest]

i was stuck around c2 when i used to play

[tall marten]

SEE! FUN!

[shrewd nymph]

jg?

[quartz cave]

when did i ever mention only playing support

[subtle glacier]

the only online comp games i’ve played were like overwatch rocket league and hearthstone 😭

[quartz cave]

yes?? 😭

[nova quest]

probably around d3-c1 now

[cunning fulcrum]

no

[shrewd nymph]

you didnt thats why i fucking asked

[quartz cave]

i queue fill and happen to get support most of the time guh

[shrewd nymph]

ow is/was my main game but ive never touched hearthstone

[quartz cave]

wait u got a point here

[tall marten]

What's life without a heart attack or two?

[subtle glacier]

hearthstone is very different

[shrewd nymph]

i prefer mechanical games tbh

turn brain off

[subtle glacier]

the ranked gamemode is dead but their auto battler gamemode is keeping the game alive

[quartz cave]

mechanical games like league of legends

[cunning fulcrum]

death

[shrewd nymph]

league is unironically very mechanical

depending on who you play

[subtle glacier]

bingy is competitive ig

[quartz cave]

he gets it

[quartz cave]

yuumi ❤️

[shrewd nymph]

not very mechanical for enchanters like oswald

[tall marten]

See? Life WITHOUT a heart attack is death

[fresh isle]

my game feels like it has like
one frame of motionblur idk 😭

[digital grove]

so you DO use the correct heart emoji

[quartz cave]

tbh the game is only mechanical if you play nidalee

[shrewd nymph]

see optometrist iirc

[honest shale]

which game

[fresh isle]

hollow knight

[quartz cave]

its cause yuumi is a bad champ and i used bad heart

[fresh isle]

noo its literally just hk but maybe im just seeing things

[quartz cave]

csuse shes a bad champ

[digital grove]

yeah alright buddy

[quartz cave]

what the FUCK is an optometrist

[honest shale]

Either get your eyes checked or cast the demons out of your pc

[quartz cave]

sounds like an optician that is bald

[fresh isle]

hk bingy is like the ogld standard for competitive hk imo

[shrewd nymph]

eye doctor

[rain canopy]

whats an optician

[quartz cave]

eloki retires and becomes leg of lego player

[quartz cave]

eye doctor

[honest shale]

it tests speed and game knowledge

[quartz cave]

isnt that an opthamotologist

[shrewd nymph]

genuinely just letters

[shrewd meadow]

not really game knowledge imo

more routing

[honest shale]

ig

[rose nebula]

What's up?

[cunning fulcrum]

wha-

[nova quest]

how complicated can eyes really be

[quartz cave]

league of legends

[digital grove]

do not listen to this man hes lying

[subtle glacier]

can’t route without game knowledge

[fresh isle]

i think just like
playing through a couple speedrun routes for hk bingy gives you like 1 billion ideas for routing and makes u so much better probably

[zinc delta]

the sky

[rose nebula]

I havent played it sorry

[quartz cave]

eyes are next most complex organ after the brain

each layer of the eye has its own field of study

[subtle glacier]

motherfuckers will forget poggy thorax egg if they don’t have game knowledge

[shrewd nymph]

never too late to start

[subtle glacier]

the unforgivable sin

of forgetting poggy egg

[rose nebula]

Ye

[quartz cave]

thats ur sign to play leg of leg

[nova quest]

i reckon i could work them out

[honest shale]

wb perogi?

[quartz cave]

thats the spirit

thats out future opthalmologist 🥹

[fresh isle]

sighhh my debug savestates dont work time to troubleshoot them i guess

[shrewd meadow]

eloki bingy when...

[honest shale]

im getting dizzy from turning my head

[quartz cave]

dont turn ur head

[nova quest]

good advice

[fresh isle]

ive bene playing with my friend but like

[vagrant grail]

And now, just got the coiled nail

[fresh isle]

im so bad lmao

[honest shale]

but i need water

[nova quest]

how do ur eyes feel

[honest shale]

fine

[shrewd meadow]

eloki join the bingy server...

[fresh isle]

im in it

[nova quest]

yea not my area of expertise then sorry

[shrewd meadow]

eloki respond to bingy pingy...

[fresh isle]

i dont have the role because bingy people are good and scary

my issue with bingy is like when im thinking of multiple routes for something like
my brain just mixes the different pickups/items in those possible routes and puts them together idk

happens literally all the time

[honest shale]

i just forget shit

[zinc delta]

if water's wet just make it dry

[quartz cave]

early dementia diagnosis

[subtle glacier]

eloki should hop hand brain

[shrewd meadow]

praccy makes that not happen...

true

[vale condor]

🐑

[subtle glacier]

hand brain lets you absorb people’s skill and make out like a bandit in the night with it

and also it’s way less overwhelming

[honest shale]

i wish i could hand :(

[fresh isle]

why cant u

[honest shale]

no mods

[vale condor]

console

[fresh isle]

ur brain can just check goals for u

[slender vale]

I was on my way to get the Mantis Claw lol

[fresh isle]

ig qol difference but like

who cares

[subtle glacier]

nondescript needs to update nickname with pv pb

[fresh isle]

and benchwarp

[vale condor]

The problem isnt automarking its qol and loads being 5 years slower

[honest shale]

???

[fresh isle]

yeahh okay

[subtle glacier]

didn’t you get a 12.75

[honest shale]

no?

[foggy sable]

too many people running bad runs

[subtle glacier]

am i hallucinating

[rose ferry]

I am listening to peak right know on spodify

[vale condor]

like normally warping to a bench takes a few seconds rta

Switch takes like 30seconds per quitout iirc? or some silly number

[fresh isle]

ok bingy question
if you're doing early vfk + mmc do you quit out to mound after mmc or no

[honest shale]

maybe it was eigong

[subtle glacier]

oh probably

[subtle glacier]

most of the time you go up to mmc from queens later

[vale condor]

idk I havent timed it

[fresh isle]

oh yeah theres like a silly route where u get early queens for bingy right
yall have like names for earlygame routes 😭

[honest shale]

i just ruined a great run by attacking the wrong way

[shrewd meadow]

ilyssa route my goat

[subtle glacier]

ilyssa route

[honest shale]

4 times in a row

[tulip narwhal]

Good meowwwning

[subtle glacier]

early crossroads stag, bench leggy warp out of claw and shrumals to queens stag to crossroads

loses like 40 seconds iirc but makes money a non issue

[shrewd meadow]

money is NOT a reason to do ilyssa route

[subtle glacier]

not a reason to do it, but a benefit of doing it

[fresh isle]

mask shard + seal ig

and queens station

for later

[shrewd meadow]

all of deepnest:

and all of qg

or if you wanna go back for mantis lords later

or fungal core mask shard

[tall marten]

"That's not WHY they did it, but it's an upside!"

[vale condor]

Ilyssa route was literally made to afford ekey immediately after cdash

[shrewd meadow]

oh they used to do lever route?

[subtle glacier]

?

[shrewd meadow]

but also you can do lever route and afford ekey immediately after cdash

so like

[vale condor]

idk what you mean by this throw

[shrewd meadow]

i dont know either

but like

[fresh isle]

are there established earlygame ibaldur routes,,,

[shrewd meadow]

that being the reason it was made doesnt mean its the reason it is still done

[subtle glacier]

is throw hacked

[vale condor]

Yeah but people were not doing lever route at the time, shrumals was kinda the default

idr why

[fresh isle]

whats lever route

[shrewd meadow]

the route where you hit the lever

[vale condor]

but also i think there is a question of what you mean by ilyssa route cause often people just mean getting queens early

[subtle glacier]

going up from claw and through the bouncy grub lever to queens

[shrewd meadow]

i mean the specific ilyssa route

[fresh isle]

wow thanks!

[shrewd meadow]

not this fake nonsense

lever route =/= ilyssa route

[vale condor]

If you want to get queens station early, you usually either go through the lever at bouncy grub, or bench at leg eater on the way down, warp and then go through shrumal ogres

[honest shale]

pv should not take this long before attacking

[fresh isle]

ty

[honest shale]

i thought it was just a jump

this is bullshit

[vale condor]

the latter giving more money and a notch but being slower

[subtle glacier]

-# ghostbusters

[silk cloak]

You should fight the collected

He laughs for so long

Also I remember

[shrewd meadow]

the collected

[subtle glacier]

throw gets it

that’s my goat

[silk cloak]

D and r are right next to each other

[subtle glacier]

o and e aren’t

[silk cloak]

Ok sooo?

[fresh isle]

i wanna do hand brain bingy but like im the hand and im also partially brain so i can ask questions and like ask abotu different routes and shit

i swear i forget so much of my thought process of the bingy after the bingo match is over

[subtle glacier]

collector

collected

[silk cloak]

Wanna see my wallet?

[subtle glacier]

sure

[silk cloak]

Ok well I spelt it wrong

[shrewd meadow]

the humble postgame:

[silk cloak]

Oh forgot

Nvm

[fresh isle]

read the 2nd part

[honest shale]

If i was brain i would tell you to do blss regardless of whether its optimal or not

[keen thorn]

@fresh isle @subtle glacier @shrewd meadow @vale condor @honest shale

[silk cloak]

I like candy

[fresh isle]

hi genio

[subtle glacier]

so hand brain but you can see the board and question routing?

[vale condor]

Hi genio!

[fresh isle]

ye

[subtle glacier]

valid

[honest shale]

@keen thorn

[keen thorn]

🐑

[shrewd meadow]

yes

i did

[quartz cave]

@keen thorn

[fresh isle]

like i feel like i would not learn much in normal hand brain bingy

[keen thorn]

Hi eloki

[subtle glacier]

throw has such an attitude today

[keen thorn]

@quartz cave

[subtle glacier]

i’m here for it

[silk cloak]

@@@@@@@@@@@@@

[subtle glacier]

talk your shit

[keen thorn]

-# Bingy

[quartz cave]

no

[silk cloak]

Yeah whats happening

[fresh isle]

throw always talks shit 😭

[silk cloak]

Should I go to sleep

[fresh isle]

yeah gn

[keen thorn]

Bss

[quartz cave]

what time is it

[primal ridge]

I don't know what's going on, I was just watching.

[subtle glacier]

bro tomatoanus so peak

[silk cloak]

11:30

[quartz cave]

yeah thats sleepy time i think

[silk cloak]

But I dont have school tomorrow

[honest shale]

Oswald go to sleep

[quartz cave]

its early

[silk cloak]

Or or or

[quartz cave]

hmm then u can stay up a lil longer

[cinder jackal]

true!!!!

[silk cloak]

Should I look up something i

[fresh isle]

i was playing casual bingy agains tmy friend where i was doing 2l and i went to peaks 3 times lmfao (i didnt die in peaks im just stupid)

[quartz cave]

gn zvy the purr

[cinder jackal]

oswald.

[silk cloak]

Im confused what is bingy

[quartz cave]

zvy.

[honest shale]

because you didnt go to sleep so now its morning

[quartz cave]

guh its only 6:30 let a man enjoy his day smh

[fresh isle]

is that the guy who makes like actually good speedrunning explained videos

[subtle glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-ari-cat-meme-discord-ari-season-one-gif-20779558

[vagrant grail]

I've made sooo much progress today bro

[honest shale]

i wish i had actual friends to play bingy with

[silk cloak]

I have around 80 hours in hk

[cinder jackal]

wtf,

[quartz cave]

i wish bingy never existed its a plague upon this server

[vagrant grail]

I took down no eyes, xero, broken vessel, got the coiled nail

[quartz cave]

i HATE bingy

[vagrant grail]

I'm getting pretty close to being able to fight the watcher knights

[subtle glacier]

this u?

[silk cloak]

Does the collectors map work if I didnt buy any maps?

[honest shale]

says the league player

[quartz cave]

guh

[cinder jackal]

afraid so

[vagrant grail]

I now have 7 masks and an extra bit of soul to go with it

I'd say today has been successful

[subtle glacier]

no fur aerodynamic

your commitment to the run is immense and honorable

[silk cloak]

I cant even open the you don't have a map for this area because I dont have maps.

[vagrant grail]

though I dunno if being 20 hours in and only just recently having beaten the broken vessel is a good or bad thing or what not

[silk cloak]

Also how do I crush Tiso

[cinder jackal]

yeah it's why my times are faster

[silk cloak]

I hate that guy

[primal ridge]

I think it's funny that your pfp still has the white tiles for the background.

[vagrant grail]

either way tho, are the watcher knights hard?

[silk cloak]

😭

I failed at them

Which makes me believe when I beat them it was pure luck

[vestal sky]

why are we sleeping at 6:30

[honest shale]

it was a fake png

[digital grove]

@vestal sky

[vestal sky]

@digital grove

[vagrant grail]

If it helps at all, the Soul Master blew my back out for a good while

[primal ridge]

Oof.

[vagrant grail]

till I finally took em down

[silk cloak]

How did I beat them without half my charms for fighting equiped

[honest shale]

idrc that much tho

[silk cloak]

Then fail in godhome with all my charms equiped

HOW LITERALLY HOW

[silk cloak]

Smae

[subtle glacier]

are elevator squeezes not real on 1221

[vagrant grail]

cus in the godhome you gotta fight a bunch of other trash before you fight them I think

[cinder jackal]

yea they were patched in

[silk cloak]

No I was just going to the room where you can replay bosses.

[vale condor]

1.5 specific yeah

[vagrant grail]

ahhh

[subtle glacier]

thanks cheam terry

[vagrant grail]

anyway tho, any tips for them?

[silk cloak]

Cheam terry 💀

[inner flicker]

Sealed vessel gotta be my favorite track

In hk

[vale condor]

They were fixing some elevator storage stuff and got this iirc

[primal ridge]

CHEAM TERRY

[subtle glacier]

kinda peak tbh

[silk cloak]

If they do the same attack and your in the middle of them use desolate dive

[cinder jackal]

did they manage to fix the storage stuff at least

[subtle glacier]

i like elevator squeezes more than vator storage

[vale condor]

(They didnt really fix elevator storage until 1578 tho, idr if 1575 has elevator squeezes but it does have elevator storage)

[silk cloak]

Also shade dash if you have it

[silk cloak]

Im so confused

[vale condor]

elevator storage is like one of the coolest glitches tbh

I am a big warp enjoyer but elevator storage is fucking awesome

[silk cloak]

I like lizards

[keen thorn]

Imagine having ace

[silk cloak]

???

[cinder jackal]

awesome

[silk cloak]

Meat bull

[subtle glacier]

has anyone else been getting a lot of ads for medication for moderate to severe ulcerative colitis?

[fresh isle]

are there any funny or interesting thigns on lp besides flukes being patched

[silk cloak]

The Seven sages of the bamboo grove it feels like in here

[keen thorn]

What

[subtle glacier]

you know about the airwalk

[keen thorn]

Wait so it wasn't April fools?

[subtle glacier]

i’ve shown you the meemee clip i think

[fresh isle]

nope flukes actually got patched lol

[fresh isle]

i think

[silk cloak]

Once when I went in a room I was swimming and inside the ground

[keen thorn]

Good thing I'm not playing LP anymore

[subtle glacier]

you know about 4ms statue pogo

[fresh isle]

fluke multihits dont work
except on vengefly king they somehow fucked that up 😭

[silk cloak]

And another time it was pitch black

[vale condor]

knowing that would actually require people playing fake lp to a significant degree

Room dupes got nuked :(

[keen thorn]

What 😭

[subtle glacier]

did the inv height gain thing get fixed

[fresh isle]

oh yea extra pogo height and cancelling pogo height

theyd idnt patch that out

[fresh isle]

unfortunate

[subtle glacier]

they patched delayed interaction out

[foggy sable]

fixed flukes are a limit, they can get closer with each update but never reach it

[vale condor]

good riddance

[idle bloom]

how to do qga consistently?

[subtle glacier]

i loved di

[fresh isle]

why do people not play lp i <3 my small ui and film grain and color branding

[subtle glacier]

it’s so nice in rando

[fresh isle]

dithering*

im sleepy

[subtle glacier]

learning glitches made rando so fun

[silk cloak]

petition to make naked Hornet a emoji

[keen thorn]

The limit of Timbuk-n as n goes to infinity is Santa

[vale condor]

qga is simply a very difficult trick, it takes a lot of practice and you shouldn't ever expect to be fully consistent at it

[idle bloom]

i wanna speedrun so is there an easy way

[vale condor]

di is neat except the graphics frame perfect part

[fresh isle]

petition to not be weird and fuck off

[silk cloak]

Ok

[subtle glacier]

that’s my mod

[keen thorn]

Is this mod action worthy?

[quartz cave]

who said im sleeping

[silk cloak]

Fine I wont do the second but ill do the first

[idle bloom]

how to do qga easily bruh

[vale condor]

You can go into deepnest through the spore shroom entrance, it loses about 35s? and is generally easier

[fresh isle]

practice on a normal wall
try to dash into it and then cdash right after without losing height

[silk cloak]

I am on a ps4

[fresh isle]

once you've got that down try doing qga, if you try to cdash while too high up on the wall the cdash wont work

[vale condor]

you can't do qga easily. There isn't a "trick" to it other than being good at it by practicing.

You can practice via metronome if you want

[subtle glacier]

python do you know if there are any ways to get invuln on 1512 remaining? idk if any got patched out but

[silk cloak]

I like dinosaurs

[keen thorn]

You have to practice without Isma's because you'll get suck up by the acid earlier with it

[fresh isle]

i was not aware of the qga metronome tech

[silk cloak]

I got that glitch once

[subtle glacier]

double hi hats walljump is so funny to me

[keen thorn]

Qga metronome?

I tried to use a metronome to time flickers in anyrad climb

It was a failure

[fresh isle]

yeah that sounds bad because the metronome needs to start on the perfect time or it just doesnt work

for anyrad climb beams

[vale condor]

kp lore tablet should still work

with like benchstorage

[subtle glacier]

i’ve never heard of this

[fresh isle]

metronome strats for colo 3 hitless have been really nice

[vale condor]

I mean thats actually too much, you can just get text storage and use that for control gain

[subtle glacier]

for sticky ceiling frogs?

[fresh isle]

mhm :3

[idle bloom]

is there another way to do qga?

[silk cloak]

Im leaving

[idle bloom]

feels impossible

[fresh isle]

get ismas tear

[silk cloak]

To go do freaky stuff somewhere else

[subtle glacier]

do acid skips to get isma’s to avoid other acid skips

[vale condor]

have transition storage -> interact with the kp exit tablet -> focus to lose transition storage -> close text while dgating up -> do something to keep the state tm

[idle bloom]

burh

[fresh isle]

serious answer try this
u can practice on this wall

[silk cloak]

Fake dinosaur

[keen thorn]

Clearly just acid skip into fog canyon though fungal

[subtle glacier]

thanks python

[fresh isle]

the annoying thing about qga is not really knowing what ur doing wrong when you miss it so if u can get cdashes consistently without losing height on the wall first before you start trying it itll save you a lot of trouble

[zinc delta]

it's only 5:48?

[vale condor]

But this method is good if you already want benchstorage + invuln

If you just want invlun, just use the text storage that you would otherwise use for benchstorage to get invuln instead

[subtle glacier]

i use a visual cue of try to make the circle of the knight’s eye rest on the acid line

but it’s not as consistent as metronome

[idle bloom]

so i go far and dash into the small thing?

[fresh isle]

?

[idle bloom]

impossible bruh

dont ahve img perm so i cant really send

[subtle glacier]

fate

[idle bloom]

the qga

[fresh isle]

have you gotten the cdash off?

without getting hti to the acid

[vale condor]

Oh and I imagine they havent fixed the kings station water bs

[subtle glacier]

i also don’t know about this

python is so wise

tell me the stories of our people

[fresh isle]

you can try ending the skip by cancelling the cdash at the end and then walljumping after

[idle bloom]

i cant do qga so im still stuck

i mean idk how

[idle bloom]

i have wings so wont be a problem

[fresh isle]

umm
i dont think wings makes it easier because when you use it normally it moves you downwards

[subtle glacier]

wings lose height, you should be wall jumping

[idle bloom]

like after doing the skip?

[fresh isle]

yeah

[subtle glacier]

you cdash from one wall to the other, yes?

[idle bloom]

uhh

[subtle glacier]

you want to wall jump from the cdash

[idle bloom]

ik

[fresh isle]

double jump will move you down a tiny bit before it moves you up

[idle bloom]

the cdash is really hard

[subtle glacier]

you can do it

[idle bloom]

can the shade help or sum

[subtle glacier]

if you feel like you’re sliding down before you can do anything, you are pressing the cdash button too early

[fresh isle]

try practicing doing qga not where the acid is

[idle bloom]

it kept sliding off

[subtle glacier]

sounds like you’re pressing cdash too early

you have to start cdash after the cling initiates

[idle bloom]

in normal areas i did that and its still fine

ill js try to react?

[fresh isle]

you could also be trying cdash too high

[subtle glacier]

true yeah

[idle bloom]

well

so hard bruhv

[subtle glacier]

like i said, you want your eye to be right above the line of the acid

[rain canopy]

can anyone give me tips for zote, i always fck up at zote in p5, i can handle the rest

[idle bloom]

didnt even get the chance to cdash

[subtle glacier]

you don’t have isma’s tear, do you?

[idle bloom]

CANT THEY MAKE IT EASIER 😭

[fresh isle]

its more like halfway through no?

[idle bloom]

speedruning

whats the easiest runback?

[fresh isle]

you can bench at monomon

[idle bloom]

ok

[fresh isle]

teachers archives

[subtle glacier]

you should not be practicing with isma’s tear, if you have that

[fresh isle]

ye ismas makes it impossible because it warps you into the acid

[cinder jackal]

that frame is impossible in 2026

[frozen glade]

how do u guys even do this

[subtle glacier]

practice

you could do it too, it’s overhyped

[frozen glade]

I thought its patched

[fresh isle]

its not patched

[frozen glade]

damn so I suck

I need to lock tf in

[fresh isle]

qga is like literally one of those things where it seems really hard unless you have knowledge about it because theres like a few things that's not really intuitive

[subtle glacier]

i learned qga by doing impany

[frozen glade]

damn

[subtle glacier]

i don’t recommend that

[shrewd meadow]

i learned qga by knowing qga

and python telling me "yeah youre doing it right"

[subtle glacier]

but impany taught me about max horizontal transdashes

my true love

[fresh isle]

i learned a lot of hk things this way tbh

[subtle glacier]

python is goated

such a helpful person

[shrewd meadow]

python is sheeped

[fresh isle]

real

[vestal sky]

why are we cia sleep deprivation torturing ourselves

[vale condor]

@subtle glacier this is the kings water jank, i cant replicate it myself but idk what exactly I am missing, maybe this is bait and shrubb just pressed a debug button idk

[vale condor]

[vale condor]

[vale condor]

anyway I am done spamming

[shrewd meadow]

hi done spamming

[subtle glacier]

why would done do this

hacked again?

[honest shale]

im genuinely getting ragebaited by cpus in smash ultimate 😭

[quartz cave]

to reset our sleep schedule

[subtle glacier]

wait olvior’s save myla wr does bv shade skip?

that’s so sick

[quartz cave]

the dawn chorus outside sounds lowk magical

[fresh isle]

bv shade skip >>>>>>>>> EVIL stallball

[subtle glacier]

i like hadn’t processed that stallball isn’t real on 1221

which means mag isma’s!!!!

[cinder jackal]

he pulls out the olvior special at ismas

[shrewd meadow]

zvypurr ismas when

[subtle glacier]

when is mag bingying

or like playing hk again ever

[honest shale]

when we’re all dead

[formal ridge]

so it will happen

[subtle glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-and-dumber-lloyd-theres-a-chance-jim-carrey-gif-11098164

[shrewd meadow]

shruembear

[subtle glacier]

ew why does fk skip sound like that on 1221

william pellen why

[vale condor]

if you want to also skip screams, and you cant use inv, you can do this which is mega jank but ig works

[subtle glacier]

that’s so fucked

amazing

[vale condor]

And yeah I managed to get underwater by dashing, did not understand what the fuck happened tbh

(not on 1512 tho I am not launching that shit)

[subtle glacier]

transition storage downdash?

[vale condor]

without transition storage

[subtle glacier]

buh

[vale condor]

(with transition storage you dont need to downdash to go underwater, just dash while swimming)

[subtle glacier]

oh interesting

downdash just fast ig

what triggers fast swim

[zinc delta]

hello everybody

[vale condor]

having control in water

"control"

[subtle glacier]

like ec into swim?

[vale condor]

yeah

or transition storage

[subtle glacier]

not nmg surely

[vale condor]

correct

[subtle glacier]

oh also i meant to ask dnail ec out of loading shade cloak hardsave is nmg right

bc it’s not invis

[vale condor]

correct

[subtle glacier]

yippee

bc i definitely did that in my ghostbusters pb

crazy that 100% TE nmg wr is 6 years old

is it like a boring run or smth

and does it have to be run on 1118

[vale condor]

Has to be before 1.2

[subtle glacier]

oh ok i see

[vale condor]

1118 is just easily the best version for nmg

[subtle glacier]

cringe but understandable

[vale condor]

(it still sucks a lot, nmg was not meant to be played before 1.2)

[subtle glacier]

speaking of nmg

olvior got airwalk run invalid

[vale condor]

1.0 doesnt have hidden station and dgate and also flukes are glitchier and do less damage

1114 has the highest damage flukes but they are still ridiculously glitcy

[vale condor]

Airwalk is valid if you get it by dashing over a seam and use it to double dash (not to jump out), and the movement follows topology

[subtle glacier]

wait that’s sick

i was joking but i didn’t know it was allowed in topology

[vale condor]

I was told that essentially the ruling is "airwalk is allowed if you use it the way we used it in old movement"

https://youtu.be/z7i_Z-YncKg

[subtle glacier]

that’s aura

is airwalk off an elevator like that easier than other seams?

[vale condor]

idts

Its like, if you dash over a seam while holding a direction and buffer a jump you will often get airwalk

if its like a seam that works

[subtle glacier]

i get airwalk pretty often, does graphics fps affect it?

[vale condor]

A good example of where you can get it and its really fucking annoying is from the glass in spire pogo room, and then you sideslash instead of pogo and cry

[cinder jackal]

oh you should be jumping before the dash to avoid it

[vale condor]

I dont think so

[vale condor]

I don't get it but thats a common example of how people find out about how good this videogame is

[subtle glacier]

i remember asking zvy how to downslash once and they told me to hold down and then press the nail button

[cinder jackal]

ur just in the air so you don't hit the seam

[subtle glacier]

and then i was able to do tebbles

[cinder jackal]

i'm glad it helped

[subtle glacier]

mhm

i kept buffering out of the dboost and sideslashing the shade

yucky stuff

[vale condor]

Oh sorry, "it" was referring to airwalk, not my understanding of your message

[weary sandal]

p1 overcharm first try

[cinder jackal]

ah

[vale condor]

I mean you can buffer out of dboost if you start holding down before dboost (and arent casting a spell as you are getting hit)

[subtle glacier]

yeah i guess that’s probably what it was then

i love holding full left for tebbles

before dboost ofc

[vale condor]

anyway gn

[subtle glacier]

gn 🐑

i love python glitch lecture season

[weary sandal]

p1 overcharm with mask binding gorb death 😔

[subtle glacier]

holy shit dnail drop for wcs setup???

is that consistent?

[torn geyser]

You didn't ascend with gorb and therefore didn't reach the end of the pantheon

[subtle glacier]

woahhhh what the fuck

i found the cling cling you were talking about zvy 😭

that bv shade skip split is wild

[cinder jackal]

buh ?

where does in there does it get wcs lol

[subtle glacier]

24:02 ish

they do a dnail drop off the first ledge in basin bridge and wcs across

[cinder jackal]

ohh

yea dnail drops and lp inv drop get you in the perfect spot for wcs iirc

[subtle glacier]

wait that’s awesome

i think there’s a chance for lp inv drops to bounce you away from the wall tho

idk what influences that but it’s happened to me a couple times in lurien inv drop and pleasure house inv drop

[cinder jackal]

we love 1.5

[subtle glacier]

it could just be a seam in the wall tbh

[cinder jackal]

it's prob just up to fate

maybe but idk why it would only sometimes happen then

[subtle glacier]

cling cling mag isma’s

what the fuck

[cinder jackal]

yupp

[subtle glacier]

they’re too good

[cinder jackal]

there's so much clingcling in this route

[subtle glacier]

almost makes any% good

except ig it’s not any%

[cinder jackal]

most incorrect choombert sentence

[subtle glacier]

i’ve said some pretty incorrect things before

[cinder jackal]

we need to abolish clingcling BUT this run being legal is really funny

[subtle glacier]

yeah i would hate it if i was running 1221 i’m sure

lp runner thinks everything is right in the world

dumb golden retriever smile

[cinder jackal]

lp runners don't need to put up with wcs,,,

[weary sandal]

I ascended

p1 mask binding overcharm 2nd try

[cinder jackal]

i don't have the clip but have you seen theoretical nailsmith wcs

[weary sandal]

now i can go for hitless.... one day

[subtle glacier]

no

[weary sandal]

did mato and oro quite easily tho

[cinder jackal]

it goes over the entire room before nail upgrade with clingcling

only works in dm route but it saves like 3s

[subtle glacier]

that’s sick

vengefly pogo?

surely

[cinder jackal]

yeah there's a theoretical vf lure to prove it for topology

[subtle glacier]

that’s so stupid

[cinder jackal]

hasn't actually been done yet but it's so obviously possible

and it only takes 30s of setup

[subtle glacier]

surely i can find the clip

hksr?

[cinder jackal]

ye

in fury roomsob thread posted by olvior

[subtle glacier]

olvior’s most recent sent media in hksr is teppi fishes

so peak

anyways i found the clip that’s wild

[cinder jackal]

when that and cdash gauntlet wcs were found i was unreasonably upset

[subtle glacier]

is cdash gauntlet not sshadow dm only?

or am i thinking of peak elevator

[cinder jackal]

gauntlet i could see passing the casual viewer nmg test but nailsmith is just so not nmgcoded

there's a different gauntlet wcs

[subtle glacier]

oh you mean the one under the last couple plats

[cinder jackal]

it just underplats the last 3 flippable plats in a row and the proof is doing them individually on full health

[subtle glacier]

that javier proofed

[cinder jackal]

yeah

[subtle glacier]

yeah that’s fucked

[cinder jackal]

i think the prblem with wcs is just when it needs proof at all

it's in such a bad place atp but like rg wcs is just fun and cool

you don't really go anywhere you aren't supposed to

[subtle glacier]

corty!

[cinder jackal]

why is the truth pk'ed....

[subtle glacier]

i think my dream would be to see ben stiller react to any% nmms

[fresh isle]

does tas count as proof i forgot

[cinder jackal]

probably

they accept anything basically

[subtle glacier]

i thought not but maybe i’m stupid

[cinder jackal]

i would really hope not

[subtle glacier]

spellless csc is being tas’ed so surely it gets ibaldured

[cinder jackal]

tragedy

[subtle glacier]

if only we had one person to shift all the blame onto for ruining speedrunning forever

[cinder jackal]

i wish ibaldur stayed spit only or was like longnail baldur

[subtle glacier]

at eloki /j

[cinder jackal]

longnail baldur would be really cool to have optimal

[subtle glacier]

you need longnail for csc so i guess it would be good?

idk

[cinder jackal]

it's faster than spit definitely so maybe

[subtle glacier]

have i done ln baldur i forgor

i think i’ve only done mop

[cinder jackal]

might be a way to get around longnail though with the very legal tas fps changes

[subtle glacier]

surely if you tft manip its an invalid proof

[weary sandal]

fuck this game i died because i was healing from the last attack

[cinder jackal]

yeah i think 4ms statue pogo is always illegal rta

[weary sandal]

i hate you dung defender

[subtle glacier]

unless 1512

👀

[cinder jackal]

1512 is illegal i hope

[subtle glacier]

idk that would be nice wouldn’t it

boycott 1512

[cinder jackal]

it's slightly less accessibility though so...

[subtle glacier]

wdym

[cinder jackal]

what if people don't know about steam betas

they couldn't find 1578 so they'd complain and stuff

[subtle glacier]

?

[cinder jackal]

plus it is an official release tbf

[real pasture]

“You don’t really go anywhere you are not supposed to” there is a Big Brother feelspk to that quote

[subtle glacier]

also like xbox runners would cry if they even exist

[real pasture]

Also hi choom

[cinder jackal]

i think they have a different patch number than pc

[subtle glacier]

idek

[cinder jackal]

i mean you don't...

rg wcs is just faster traversal rather than skipping a room

[subtle glacier]

like across the dnail room?

[cinder jackal]

ur not going exactly where ur supposed to go but it's not where u shouldn't

before top elevator

or right side elevator

[subtle glacier]

ahhh ok yeah

[shrewd meadow]

hi corty

[cinder jackal]

blue lake is also awesome

[shrewd meadow]

bald lake

[subtle glacier]

we had a wcs handshake in a tourney bingy recently

[cinder jackal]

that one's like literally just faster travel

[subtle glacier]

both runners did 1 slash

[cinder jackal]

HOLY

we need more of this

[subtle glacier]

i commed that match i think i forget tbh

[shrewd meadow]

yes i think so

vypingy for zbingy...

true

[vital tundra]

world cutting slash?

[subtle glacier]

joe teppi vs wand kyu

[subtle glacier]

wall cling storage

but close!

[cinder jackal]

i would bingy 24/7 if 1221 physics

[subtle glacier]

i mean it’s qol wcs

[cinder jackal]

the wcs isn't different i just mean like actual physics

[subtle glacier]

i see

[cinder jackal]

1.5 just feels soooo bad for greeding earlygame

[subtle glacier]

wdym

[shrewd meadow]

1.5 feels soooo good for greeding earlygame

[subtle glacier]

idk what greeding earlygame means

[shrewd meadow]

greeding movement

[cinder jackal]

like greeding jumps

[subtle glacier]

oh bc landn’t?

[cinder jackal]

not just that

[shrewd meadow]

1.5 feels completely fine to greed

[cinder jackal]

smth like the last hard kp jump before planks

if you hold into the wall there's a very good chance you get slowed down so that's just awful

[subtle glacier]

when are we getting a mod that patches landn’t out

[cinder jackal]

next qol update

[subtle glacier]

surely

[shrewd meadow]

patch landn't out and make baldur spits consistent

[subtle glacier]

heeeelll no