off-topic

[burnt scarab]

Couldn't find rice that day.

[celest geyser]

Pro tip, stop waterboarding things

[left lance]

Mans is just practicing his hobbies

[burnt scarab]

AND I SPILT WHAT'S LEFT OF MY COFFEE

I don't even know how

[tall canopy]

[celest geyser]

[burnt scarab]

Fuck

Everything is going to shit

[potent burrow]

master rank ibushi is very fun

more fun than hr for sure

[opal thicket]

YO DADA

[indigo veldt]

hi

[burnt scarab]

Hi

I found a backup for the power cord

Not all hope is lost unless I somehow waterboard this one too.

[celest geyser]

3 minutes later

[burnt scarab]

Please don't jinx it

[ashen whale]

Holy shit it's july 14th

https://tenor.com/view/france-flag-flag-waver-french-gif-23544949

[upper summit]

french 🥖

[burnt scarab]

I'm gonna go play pokemon and cry.

[potent burrow]

ok

[celest geyser]

France day?

[tulip hill]

oui oui

[spare hedge]

i have remembered why i hate playing risk

[upper summit]

the strategy game?

[spare hedge]

yes

Anyway; everyone places their capital in omega defensible places; which is a good plan on paper, however they forgot the main variable: they suck at the game and inevitably lose their capital, meaning who holds said omega defensible place now has 3 capitals (one definitely being used to guard the entrance to the territory) and a guaranteed territory

capitals give +2 extra troops, and the territory will give like +3/4 so that’s a +10 already on their 3 starting

[celest geyser]

Yeah but are you good at risk

[spare hedge]

ye

[celest geyser]

So you win every time

[spare hedge]

no

[sweet briar]

I’m calling the mods

[grizzled parcel]

Dawg

[sweet briar]

use it as a weapon against them you dumbfuck

[grizzled parcel]

Man woke up on the wrong side of the bed

[fluid path]

Yep

[formal flint]

what the hell did i just witness?

[grizzled parcel]

Spaghetti explosion.

[thin wave]

Ta da, it’s something, I made

[waxen pawn]

venom: hey spiderman
spiderman: what do you want venom
venom: I figured we should settle our differences and stop all this rivalry yknow?
spiderman: wow I'm suprised you finally said that venom

venom: yea so let's put our differences aside

spiderman: agreed

venom: hey spiderman

spiderman: yes venom?

venom: do you know kinna

spiderman: kinda who

[formal flint]

no rp

[waxen pawn]

awww

[formal flint]

stopped your chain

[waxen pawn]

look at this tho

[formal flint]

before deez comes in

[tall canopy]

?mute

[civic glacier]

**Command:** ?mute

Description: Mute a member so they cannot type.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?mute [user] [limit] [reason]
Example:
?mute @NoobLance 10 Shitposting
?mute User 10m spamming
?mute NoobLance 1d Too Cool
?mute NoobLance 5h He asked for it

[waxen pawn]

o fart

[celest geyser]

Done messed up

[formal flint]

lol

[waxen pawn]

holy fart

saul goodman

[formal flint]

what the hell are you talking about

[celest geyser]

My head hurts

Good morning

[delicate sandal]

Good morning

[unreal belfry]

good evening

[formal flint]

its 2 am

that counts as morning

good morning

[burnt scarab]

good morning

[light summit]

hey guys funny off topic

please laugh

wait this channel dosent have slowmode

this is am istake

i am free

i can chat all iw ant

[unreal belfry]

No you cannot

[light summit]

nvm this is off-topic

[formal flint]

you can not chat as much as you want or the mods will steal your house and your ip adress then wlan attack on route will be started by the mods and you'll go 92 years without internet

[light summit]

yo does that mean friends?

[formal flint]

yes

[light summit]

YOOOOO

please dear mods

come to my home, and be my friends

for i dont have any

[formal flint]

ping them for further opinions

[light summit]

and i would appreciate it

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/975471465031954432/all_pings.gif

[formal flint]

adress?

[light summit]

adressing these balls in yo face RAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[delicate sandal]

Look at you two posting off topic thing in the right channel. I'm proud

[light summit]

do i get goodie boy points?

or maybe even... silkpoints?

[formal flint]

avoid discussion of hollow knight in this channel

- 10 good boy credit

[vestal ledge]

no

[light summit]

FUCK

[celest geyser]

I finally beat TTV

[light summit]

twitch tv?

[celest geyser]

After 5 attempts

[potent burrow]

rawest intro to any movie ever made award

i will NOT be making any further comments, i will NOT be accepting any arguments

i WILL be going to sleep

[vestal ledge]

GKIDS

[potent burrow]

goodnight off-topic

[celest geyser]

Good night gum gun

[light summit]

goodnight gumgum

[celest geyser]

Sorry my friend was bothering you earlier

[potent burrow]

who

[vestal ledge]

i finally beat FINAL FANTASY by xel3ct0 and more

[potent burrow]

actually i will be making a comment addressing how batman starts this scene perfectly disguised as the mayor of gotham city which is a woman and he does a perfect impression of her

there is no indication that this could be batman before the reveal

this is indeed the biggest plot twist in cinema history

goodnight for real

[formal flint]

bruh go to sleep

[potent burrow]

ok maybe i won't

what if i don't go to sleep huh

what are YOU gonna do about it

nothing

you'll do nothing

[supple shoal]

Anybody got the original vid of Raiden punching Armstrong without a caption

[potent burrow]

you have no power over me or my actions

[celest geyser]

Therefore, movie is bad

[light summit]

HOW IS MILK ABOVE WATER

[unreal belfry]

water has no flavour

wtf

20% milk tastes yummy

[potent burrow]

Counterpoint batman sings about how awesome and cool he is and about how he doesn't pay taxes

[celest geyser]

Water in SSS tier is unfathomably based

[supple shoal]

Where my sparkling water gang at

[potent burrow]

nowhere

[light summit]

bro water is so fucking good

[celest geyser]

Counter-counterpoint batman has a funnier song in the first Lego movie

[potent burrow]

he does not

[grizzled parcel]

what do you taste that makes it good.

[unreal belfry]

how its just water

[grizzled parcel]

Ong

[unreal belfry]

[frank lava]

Water is good because we BIOLOGICALLY NEED IT

[potent burrow]

sparkling water is like water but annoying

[light summit]

its better than literally everything else

[grizzled parcel]

Me when I lie

[unreal belfry]

oh ok, C-tier

[light summit]

bro ive had so much water, my home water is so fucking good

[potent burrow]

i could live on bubblegum soda alone

[light summit]

we share water with a nearby city and have our own well, our water goes so hard

[potent burrow]

for a while

before i died

[cedar fog]

sorry not sorry..

[potent burrow]

from drinking only bubblegum soda

[light summit]

H O W IS WATER SO LOW

H O W

[unreal belfry]

You dont really need water, if oyu just drink soda, milk, and carrot juice everyday you are fine

[light summit]

oh yeah

fucking americans drinking bottled water

[cedar fog]

i've never had gatorade or powerade so pretend they're in a "idk" tier

[light summit]

cant even drink good water from the tap

fucking nerds

[grizzled parcel]

Bros kidneys are fried

[cedar fog]

i am literally australian

[unreal belfry]

tap water is filled with chemicals

[median marlin]

americans don't have good water from the tap

[light summit]

american australian same thing

[median marlin]

this is why I have a filter pitcher

[potent burrow]

please do this i want to see you disintegrate

[vestal ledge]

Why is your list like upside down

[light summit]

thats why i said it kekw

[celest geyser]

Ok but you hate Mac n cheese

[vestal ledge]

Actually nvm coffee is in a good spot

[light summit]

i had mac n cheese once and i was disgusted

[potent burrow]

anyways fuck you chat take this cat im going to sleep losers

[grizzled parcel]

Who dosent like mac

[celest geyser]

That’s not a cat

[light summit]

sane people

well, pasta is good

but pasta with the cheese

nah fam

[unreal belfry]

is that one of those ugly new gen pokemon

[light summit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/975471465031954432/all_pings.gif

ban

[formal flint]

duraludon gen 8 pokemon steel / dragon typing with gmax form. Can confirm is not a cat

[celest geyser]

🤓

[unreal belfry]

ugly ahh

[left lance]

Dragons are cats, HTTYD taught me this

https://tenor.com/view/toothless-nom-httyd-how-to-train-your-dragon-dragon-gif-4769833

[languid geyser]

bertrump

[unreal belfry]

no actually this fictional dragon just acted like a cat

it does not mean it is actually a cat

[languid geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/bertram-gif-21083084

[unreal belfry]

and dragons are not real

[languid geyser]

yes they are

[unreal belfry]

no and they never were

chickens are the closest we have to dinosaurs

and i eat fried chicken

[languid geyser]

its cause toothless is black isnt it

[unreal belfry]

popeyes is better than kfc

[coral birch]

Chickens are dinosaurs

[unreal belfry]

but kfc seasoning is better

just way too oily

[languid geyser]

oily

[unreal belfry]

upsets my stomach

[languid geyser]

calm it down then

[unreal belfry]

yeah i havent eaten at kfc in a long time

the box the chicken would come in would be soggy already from the oil

smh

[languid geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-colonel-sanders-chicken-trendizissz-gif-19102388

its finger lickin good

[unreal belfry]

not anymore at least

[light summit]

i had KFC once, wasent good

[unreal belfry]

my fingers would be sopping with oil

i could squeeze a chicken thigh and oil would come out like water from a towel

[languid geyser]

dragons are real

[unreal belfry]

no they arent

[languid geyser]

why not

[unreal belfry]

and never were 👿

if dragons were real how come we never see one

[frank lava]

Because you always look away

[languid geyser]

theyre too fast

[light summit]

cus ur blind

[unreal belfry]

i see verything else but dragons

so dragons arent there ]

[languid geyser]

cause you need glasses

[unreal belfry]

😡

[languid geyser]

special ones

[unreal belfry]

fake news

there are no special dragon glasses

oh well

[languid geyser]

yes

[light summit]

you need the special, special dragon seeing glasses

[unreal belfry]

[spring ermine]

a really bad hail storm is happening where I live

[languid geyser]

ok

[unreal belfry]

dont get hit

[light summit]

#sk-discussion LETS GOOO

[delicate plank]

WOO

[unreal belfry]

its because of the chemicals

[light summit]

i wanna try takis

never tried

[languid geyser]

they arent spicy

[delicate plank]

g

[languid geyser]

i feel like glitter

[delicate plank]

D-don't

Make me simp

[dusky vapor]

why buy Nitro when you can get donuts

[dusky vapor]

[dusky vapor]

Are you high?

[vestal ledge]

this is scary

[dusky vapor]

Scary hot

[languid geyser]

you guys know why i cant open my window?

[dusky vapor]

because it's closed

[languid geyser]

no cause my doors open

[light summit]

???

[delicate plank]

?

[languid geyser]

?

[dusky vapor]

?

[languid geyser]

????

[delicate plank]

?

[dusky vapor]

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[formal flint]

?

[languid geyser]

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[dusky vapor]

❓

[frank lava]

Don’t spam

[delicate plank]

Can we stop now?

[formal flint]

we have to

or get warned

[dusky vapor]

no cost too great

[languid geyser]

warner bros

[buoyant reef]

offtopic

[dusky vapor]

hahaha commits brutal homicide

[languid geyser]

im not into politics

[light summit]

wait ive seen this site beofre

what is it

[buoyant reef]

monkeytype

tests your typing speed

[dusky vapor]

damn me neither but trampolines are trampolines

[buoyant reef]

72 is very high

[languid geyser]

i guess

[buoyant reef]

hm

[light summit]

lolö

[buoyant reef]

LOL

WHAT

[buoyant reef]

send hacks noob

[light summit]

english isnte even my first language

get fucking classed kiddo

[buoyant reef]

:C

[light summit]

lol

[dusky vapor]

Who pinged me here?

[light summit]

idk

got 92 again fuck

[buoyant reef]

classed

[light summit]

hacks

[buoyant reef]

no

i dont hacks

[light summit]

yes

[buoyant reef]

get good

[delicate plank]

:0

[formal flint]

get good scrub

[light summit]

same

[buoyant reef]

classed

[buoyant reef]

THATS INSPECTING

it legit says 101 characters

[formal flint]

that's why it's true

[buoyant reef]

classed

[formal flint]

higher number = better person

[light summit]

send me your real tries smh

[buoyant reef]

nice

[buoyant reef]

it is my real try

im on laptop

my hands are broken now

wtf is this

[light summit]

you literally cheat in moomoo io lol

[delicate plank]

Laptop doesn't even have autocarrot

[buoyant reef]

nooooooo

ok but that game is filled with hackers

[light summit]

so is monkeytype apparently

[buoyant reef]

wait fr?

LOL

[spring ermine]

Outclassed

[buoyant reef]

bro what

my wpm went down

because my hand hurts

so much'

[spring ermine]

Phone

[buoyant reef]

LOL

i can type faster on phone smh

[light summit]

gaming

laptop superior

[buoyant reef]

imma enable all settings brnb

[buoyant reef]

bro what

[light summit]

wat?

[buoyant reef]

your wpm doesnt go down

[light summit]

im a fucking god

nerd

[buoyant reef]

ok

nerd

[light summit]

damn.

[buoyant reef]

lol

[light summit]

lol

[buoyant reef]

LMAO

oh shit

[light summit]

now it went down

sad

97

[buoyant reef]

bro whagt

ok

[light summit]

funny

[buoyant reef]

friday night funking in a nutshell

[light summit]

YOOO

[upper sandal]

yo who pinged me

[light summit]

IDK

[upper sandal]

i cant find it

[light summit]

idk random people seem to have been pin ged

[upper sandal]

bruh

[light summit]

.

whoops now i pinged them

lol

my bad

[upper sandal]

can i post non hollow knight art in the art channel?

[light summit]

uh

[dusky vapor]

What?

[light summit]

i accidentally pinged you

my bad

[formal flint]

no

[buoyant reef]

i have ascended

[dusky vapor]

Nono, I am glad you pinged. If you read my bio here, you'd see I ask people to ping in replies or I will probably not notice

And Ping isn't bad

[dusky vapor]

it's just

some extra colour

[delicate plank]

To heaven?

[light summit]

well i didnt want to ping you to begin with

[dusky vapor]

Nah please ping me in all replies actually

[light summit]

damn alright

[dusky vapor]

Well do ping me cuz I don't mind ping

[light summit]

ok

[buoyant reef]

LOL

<@&283547423706447872>

[light summit]

<@&283547423706447872>

[buoyant reef]

LMFAO

[dusky vapor]

Nah, it's just easier to navigate mentions if I wanna search my mentions

[light summit]

smh

[buoyant reef]

smg

nsfw kid'

[dusky vapor]

smh

[buoyant reef]

smh

[light summit]

thank you mods

[buoyant reef]

ty

[wide matrix]

My eyes flashing lights warning btw

[light summit]

waht fucking game is that

[wide matrix]

Everhood

[median marlin]

please don't fucking tell me you're trying to hitless ||reconciliation||

[wide matrix]

Theres harder fights

[median marlin]

I'm aware

not many

[wide matrix]

Im not looking forward to ||dev gnomes||

Only 9 more fights i have to do no hit

||sun dev gnomes light warrior cat god universe reconciliation brown mushroom higher beings and frog wrath ||

[median marlin]

||sun pretty easy ngl||

[wide matrix]

Yeah idk why i struggle with it so much

[median marlin]

and I've already given up on going for hitless

[wide matrix]

Lol

I want all achievements

[median marlin]

the hardest one I've got is probably ||green mage duel||

I haven't even beaten ||dev gnomes or cat god|| on hard

[wide matrix]

Rip

I have only beaten ||cat god|| once

Didnt even kill it

And wasnt on hard mode lol

[spring ermine]

what tf are yall talking about

[wide matrix]

Everhood

[spring ermine]

gnomes

[wide matrix]

Everhood a bit wacky

[wide matrix]

I can get to this part of ||frogs wrath|| but i always die right here

Im so close to hittless

If i can make it past that i can beat it

[median marlin]

yeah that is the hard part

I've probably done it hitless segmented, because one time I absolutely popped off on this section

[wide matrix]

Lol

Its always this jump that gets me

[spring ermine]

new profile picture bois, what yall think

[undone haven]

it’s cool

is it kirb

[wide matrix]

Kirby with some weird sunglasses/10

[undone haven]

i really like my pup

pfp *

[hushed slate]

can i see pup

[topaz roost]

hhi

its

amphibiaa watcher here

with an amphibia fact

did you know

lean on me by bill withers is popular within the fandom because it was used during the scene of sasha falling from toad tower in the episode reunion?

[rustic monolith]

discord in vr hit different

[queen frigate]

@winter bloom

[winter bloom]

why

[queen frigate]

because

[winter bloom]

._.

[queen frigate]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[spring ermine]

I main piranha plant in super smash Brothers

[queen frigate]

i main puff

[rustic monolith]

i main greninja

[spring ermine]

👍

[spring ermine]

👍

[wide matrix]

Kirby best

[maiden cypress]

Not cool enough

It's not one of my high quality nftvidences

speaking of which

I need to make another one

but I don't know what the theme should be

@fallow plaza @autumn stump give me ideas

[median marlin]

I believe it's block jump block or block jump jump

[wide matrix]

Oh i didnt realize i could grab those

Ty for making that jump easier for me lol

[topaz roost]

kirby bc im annoying and i love kirby

😊🙏

[severe storm]

i- uh-

[spring ermine]

[topaz roost]

i said why i use it

[spring ermine]

And it's the wrong reason

[topaz roost]

exactly

being annoying is my trait

[maiden cypress]

I main Ganondorf

[spring ermine]

G-g-G-Ganondorf

[maiden cypress]

yes

I am that type of player

[topaz roost]

the name i use for smash bros is amazing

[tall canopy]

an asshole

[spring ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/exactly-point-gif-23257114

[pure skiff]

[maiden cypress]

[topaz roost]

i once

had a kirby ffa

/w my friends

it was chaos

i won

<3

[tall canopy]

what character won

[topaz roost]

kirby won

aka the blue one

me

bc anne boonchuy

[tall canopy]

damn i was betting on sonic

[topaz roost]

what

when did i mention sonic

[maiden cypress]

right there

you just did

[topaz roost]

shush

[maiden cypress]

ok

:(

[topaz roost]

noooooo

[maiden cypress]

everyone's so mean today

[spring ermine]

SAY SORRY

[topaz roost]

no

[spring ermine]

Yes

[topaz roost]

no

[spring ermine]

YES

[topaz roost]

pay me

[spring ermine]

:( hell no

:(

[topaz roost]

😠

im gonna send kirby mains to your house

[spring ermine]

do it

[maiden cypress]

please :(

[spring ermine]

say sorry

:(

[topaz roost]

ppaayy me

and ill think abt it

[spring ermine]

NO

[topaz roost]

😠

i do apologies in cash

[spring ermine]

JUST SAY SORRY >:(

[topaz roost]

cash 1st

[tall canopy]

@topaz roost why isnt your name #1 Fuh-Anne... oh wait it is i just saw your @

[maiden cypress]

providence TCG coming soon

[topaz roost]

COOKIE RUN IS COLLABING WITH FUCKING DISNEY?

[maiden cypress]

just gotta make 11 more of these dumb characters

[topaz roost]

WHAT

[tall canopy]

ew why

[topaz roost]

the day i quit cookie run

[tall canopy]

cinderella cookie,tastes like ash and soap

[topaz roost]

jk

im not quitting

[spring ermine]

Say sorry or I'll have to make you

[topaz roost]

i still have a whole life to waste

[topaz roost]

IM SENDING KIRBY MAINS TO YOUR HOUSE

[blissful heron]

Downloading Cuphead DLC now

[topaz roost]

i never did

[maiden cypress]

I'm sending Ridley mains to yours

[topaz roost]

also hi simo

[spring ermine]

I wasn't sad when the main character of amphibia died

[topaz roost]

will be guarded by kirby

[topaz roost]

i was

and she was alive like a minute after

[spring ermine]

Oh

[topaz roost]

so you cant use that against me

L

ratio

[spring ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mother-great-argument-however-megamind-your-mom-yo-mama-gif-22994712

[topaz roost]

i have an obsession with saying that

[tall canopy]

wow spoilers

[topaz roost]

its a problem

[robust halo]

have fun

It's very good

[blissful heron]

Heck yeah, keen

[spring ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-the-rock-rock-go-rock-lets-go-lg-gif-18455293

[blissful heron]

I hear it's not that long, but it's not that expensive, so ah well

Mostly looking forward to music

[topaz roost]

NO

NOOO

NOON

I MISSED ANNE WEDNESDAY

https://tenor.com/view/anne-boonchuy-anne-amphibia-wednesday-anne-amphibia-gif-25583058

[spring ermine]

Cap

[topaz roost]

no cap

[spring ermine]

Yes cap

[topaz roost]

cope

you fail to realize the truth

anyways its okay

[spring ermine]

Say sorry>:(

[topaz roost]

once saturday and sunday arrive itll be sprig saturday and sasha sunday

[spring ermine]

You poopoo

[topaz roost]

cash

[spring ermine]

No

[topaz roost]

then no

[spring ermine]

I don't give money to jerks

rude

[topaz roost]

ok then cope

[spring ermine]

:(

[topaz roost]

i hate hunter from toh

he sucks

overrated

[spring ermine]

Ok ._.

[topaz roost]

average blonde enemy to friend

🙄

[spring ermine]

(-_-;)

Look man please just say sorry please 🥺🙏

[topaz roost]

https://tenor.com/view/amphibia-sprig-plantar-bonk-bang-pain-gif-22466976

[spring ermine]

:(

[hollow root]

w0t

WAT

[spring ermine]

Among us

[pulsar hare]

AMONG US!!!

[spring ermine]

🔫

[hollow root]

Anyone wanna play

HCMXYG

[fossil night]

join us in geveral vc

[spring ermine]

No

[gritty pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/163382741491122176/996994792036761770/trim.469B4E59-419F-44DE-B0AD-C4A7A06187B7.mov

[spring ermine]

Wtf

[robust halo]

[shut inlet]

wha

[blissful heron]

@robust halo To get to the DLC content, do I have to play through the base game again?

(I'm on a new PC since I played Cuphead 5 years ago, so I don't have a completed save or anything)

[cedar fog]

no i don't think

[green zodiac]

MIKU CHAN

[blissful heron]

Ohh I worked it out

You do need a save, with some progress

[spring ermine]

hello folks

[visual cobalt]

hey

whats up

[vestal ledge]

get ghosted

[delicate plank]

Heh

[compact dew]

atermelon

[vestal ledge]

im finally listening to new music 🥱

[blissful heron]

@robust halo ||Just using Mugman, standard gun, no upgrades, felt good defeating first boss and.... ||

[robust halo]

[spring ermine]

no

[spring ermine]

hello friend

[vestal ledge]

so true

[spring ermine]

not much, listening to music rn

hbu?

[vestal ledge]

i saw what you said!

also is that even like a real person

[spring ermine]

thats drake ☠️

drizzy = drake

[vestal ledge]

goofy name

[spring ermine]

da 🐐 no 🧢

[vestal ledge]

also why would i know that, i have never listened to drake in my life

[spring ermine]

ok, fair nough

[vestal ledge]

luckily the song im listening to only has 4 minutes left and then ill be on the last song of the album

[spring ermine]

Of what album

[vestal ledge]

the seer

[spring ermine]

Dog album

[vestal ledge]

yep

[harsh turtle]

j

[zenith thorn]

cuphead moment

[crisp walrus]

I see you have found the funnyman

[blissful heron]

||I've done 3 bosses so far, and I think all 5 of the King's Mini-bosses? So I think 2 more to go||

[topaz roost]

https://tenor.com/view/anne-boonchuy-amphibia-goodnight-gif-23678938

gn server

of

hollowed out people in knight armor

[spring ermine]

Gn

Friend

Wirkungstraffer

[robust halo]

@spring ermine not the place for random memes

[spring ermine]

Mb

[robust halo]

[celest geyser]

Ayo

[blissful heron]

@robust halo Almost done

[celest geyser]

I feel like that meme works better when chat isn’t dead

Hello simon

[robust halo]

Ooh, very close

[ashen whale]

https://twitter.com/randomsprint/status/1547237398110691328?s=21&t=lLluGpsEvEO5NiDolPcyQw

Random Sprint (0/1 Worlds to Conquer) (@RandomSprint)

Mr. Smith has two children. At least one of them is a boy. What is the probability both are boys?

Likes

197

Twitter · Jul 13, 2022, 3:11 PM

Can't believe so many people are wrong

[celest geyser]

I know this one I think

There’s 4 options

BB, BG, GB, GG

3 of those have at least one boy

But only one has 2

So it’s 1/3

[ashen whale]

THANK YOU

[blissful heron]

Aye finished the DLC

[celest geyser]

Pogchamp

[blissful heron]

Very cool, but 5 years to make that is uh...

Surely, surely this wasn't the only thing they were working on

[celest geyser]

They made a TV show didn’t they

[blissful heron]

Oh yeah, but animated by a different studio

[robust halo]

they were hit hard by the pandemic, weren't they? or am I misremembering

[potent burrow]

they should start calling them nintendo indirects and it's just periods of time where they randomly drop trailers for games

[ashen whale]

Congrats!

[robust halo]

[blissful heron]

||The first phase of Salt boss, was the hardest part of the DLC imo||

[robust halo]

Agreed

[celest geyser]

The one with all the veggies?

[robust halo]

I just resorted to using Chaser and focusing on dodging rather than also having to think about aiming

[blissful heron]

I ended up chucking on a charm for Salt boss, the one where your 1st 3rd and 6th parries give HP

[robust halo]

||sugar cubes, limes, strawberries, cookies, and that bloody flame||

[blissful heron]

||that flame though||

[celest geyser]

Do you uninstall most games after finishing them

[robust halo]

god it was so annoying

[gritty pine]

I've been calling it ever since E3 was cancelled this year.

No E3 = No Direct.

[celest geyser]

When was the last full direct?

[ashen whale]

February 9th

[shy jolt]

0.25 right

h

oh i fucking misread it

i thought it said
what are the chances of the 2 boys in a row

like 0.5 * 0.5

[ashen whale]

We know one of them is a boy

[quaint bronze]

medically, the chance of the child being a male/female is always 50%

if one is male, it's still a 50% chance the other is a male, so there's 2 outcomes, but if the question is "one child is male, yes, but what is the chance of mr.smith having 2 male children in a row" that should make the guaranteed one's gender unimportant and make the chance of 2 males in a row 25%, but if we have to consider the first being male it's a 50% chance

[ashen whale]

nobody says the first child is a male it could very well be the second

i made a tree

[quaint bronze]

it still has the same chances, as each child individually has a 50% chance of being either sex, so it aplies both ways

oh but yes, you remove the gg option-

[ashen whale]

well yeah, that's the premise of the problem

[quaint bronze]

so it's a 33.3e

[ashen whale]

yeah there's a 1/3 chance that both are boys

[blissful heron]

Yeah, if i'm not gonna play it again soon I just uninstall

[ashen whale]

I just realized this 19th century painting has things that are better not sent here

[delicate plank]

Ever see Mona Lisa painting?

[ashen whale]

yes

Still not the 1789 revolution but this painting also goes hard

[delicate plank]

Ooo

[ashen whale]

still "liberty leading the people" > all but i can't send it here

[delicate plank]

What just happened

[delicate plank]

Are we learning history?

[ashen whale]

Oh yeah I just saw this in r/france this goes so hard

[delicate plank]

Yes

[ashen whale]

🥺🥺🥺

[delicate plank]

BEES

I mean BEE

[ashen whale]

BumbleBEE

[delicate plank]

BEE

[ashen whale]

This is fat as fuck

Bees aren't that fat

[delicate plank]

Then what is that

[ashen whale]

A bumblebee

[dull hazel]

Make that tree now while accounting for the intersex people with the accurate %

I'm watching

[delicate plank]

Even in your wall?

[ashen whale]

I mean yeah that would work better with things with only two options and are truly 50/50 like head or tail but that's how the original paradox made in the 60s was phrased

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_or_Girl_paradox

[dull hazel]

Make the boy or girl paradox 2

@golden spire no spoilers here, post it in the hk channels

[woven marlin]

Just gendered child paradox

Wait, that's hornet

[sweet briar]

im on the verge of 100% in terraria

[pearl pulsar]

awesome

[shy jolt]

austerlitz was an inside job

[sweet briar]

did not ask

[celest geyser]

Embed fail?

[glacial wadi]

Embed fail

https://twitter.com/FilmUpdates/status/1547306442838908930?t=nZ3bCQUelARWqMK_WLSc_g&s=09

Film Updates (@FilmUpdates)

Ryan Gosling on the upcoming ‘Barbie’ movie: “It's not what you think it is, unless it is. And then you know what it is, but I don't think that's what you think it is.”

(https://t.co/0OzS8DV3Ax)

Likes

23569

Retweets

1322

Twitter · Jul 13, 2022, 7:46 PM

[glacial wadi]

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[flint sandal]

Just got a fave old DS game to work on an emulator

[sweet briar]

od of the in the old coold boold bowl floom dlofe

[celest geyser]

Such an inspiring quote

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[glacial wadi]

This hurts to read

[tall canopy]

can you wait till i had coffee for this shit

[glacial wadi]

Even coffee won't help I'm afraid

[sweet briar]

Are in need of to be like that and is you are like people do?

I need to play the portal and half life games

[urban roost]

You mean we think our thoughts we think to think our thoughts we think? I think?

[glacial wadi]

Debatable

[sweet briar]

Are you the be is the need of to someone has a dog?

[glacial wadi]

No. Cat

[sweet briar]

Are you the be is the need of to someone has a cat?

[celest geyser]

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

[glacial wadi]

Yea

[tardy moth]

Precisely 2.73 times, thank you for asking.

[glacial wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-stare-serious-gif-16006707

[sweet briar]

This is the average imgflip meme
They should just remove the social media aspect it’s so fucking unfunny just make it the image editor

[hollow canopy]

bites u bites u bites u bites u bites u bites u

[urban roost]

I think we broke him

[spring ermine]

disco elysium has made me discover that i am capable of reading text without realising it's been hours and while barely being distracted

[half salmon]

These are movies??

[hollow canopy]

jah

there's renting too

[celest geyser]

Who knew there were so many biodocs about rappers

Have fun camping

I’m on a trip myself

[hollow canopy]

have a safe trip you two!

[celest geyser]

Thanks

[hollow canopy]

❤️

hehe

[unreal belfry]

have fun necro

[wide matrix]

[celest geyser]

Come on, “I slash” was RIGHT THERE

The alliteration

[green zodiac]

saul goodman

[topaz kite]

Ey

Anybody played Echoes of the Eye?

[desert crypt]

Let's rename seals to "sogs"

[sweet briar]

Why

[desert crypt]

Water dog

Soggy

Sog

[sweet briar]

Is anyone here Canadian

[celest geyser]

Why do you ask

[topaz roost]

woke up

my eye hurts

[craggy edge]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNarra4L/?k=1 yall it's so funny

And sad

[green zodiac]

cbf to open tiktok

[topaz roost]

guys wld it be a crime to pour a sip of milk into water

honest question

i havr a thing of milk

gallon

gallon of milk

that i will drink

by myself

[potent burrow]

Why do you ask

[celest geyser]

This image is never funny and it gets less funny every time you post it

[topaz roost]

i almost stabbed myself

[potent burrow]

so close

[topaz roost]

what

excuse me

[potent burrow]

pay me no mind

[topaz roost]

how

[potent burrow]

in fact pay me in money

[topaz roost]

are you talking abt something else or did you want me to stab myself

[potent burrow]

i would never

[topaz roost]

thats my thing

[topaz roost]

ok the 2nd

[potent burrow]

ok the 3rd

son of ok the best 2nd grandson of ok the 1st

[wide matrix]

What

[potent burrow]

Who

[topaz roost]

what

[wide matrix]

Where

[potent burrow]

When

[potent burrow]

Why

[spring ermine]

Hi guys :) I'm new to this server. Is there anything essential I need to know?

[potent burrow]

Yeah, leave

[rigid sparrow]

Hello! I am also new ^^

[wide matrix]

= funny and thats about it

[topaz roost]

bc i only accept apologies in cash

[rigid sparrow]

lmaoooo

[potent burrow]

you leave too

[rigid sparrow]

[topaz roost]

no hk in here

[wide matrix]

Hi new im dog

[topaz roost]

you mention hk you get ambushed

srs

[potent burrow]

psa

[spring ermine]

Ok

[potent burrow]

psa

[rigid sparrow]

hewwowo

[celest geyser]

Hello new people

[spring ermine]

Sup

[wide matrix]

Hi am new

[celest geyser]

Make sure to read channel pins and #rules-and-info

[spring ermine]

Ok

[celest geyser]

[rigid sparrow]

Hello and thank you!

[wide matrix]

Imagine reading rules

[spring ermine]

Lamo

[celest geyser]

Enjoy your stay!

[spring ermine]

Ty :)

[rigid sparrow]

thank you!

[rigid sparrow]

[topaz roost]

right

why does nancy from stranger things have guns on her 24/7

bros mami

https://tenor.com/view/madokamagica-attack-mami-guns-mamitomoe-gif-10080144

nancy to the upside down

who wld win

[wide matrix]

Why not

Guns are pretty cool

[blissful gust]

🇺🇸

[topaz roost]

i miss paris

they had good netflix shows

[wide matrix]

Cant u use a vpn to change where u are so u can change ur netflix shows

[topaz roost]

im lazy

[dull hazel]

wait like what

[topaz roost]

they had rick and morty bro

thats better than anything ive ever tried to watch on netflix in the us

[dull hazel]

uh i thought that would be in most countries

[topaz roost]

ITS NOT FOR ME

ive looked literally everywhere over netflix

why the fuck is resident evil on netflix

[dull hazel]

uh i knew about the movies but not the show

[celest geyser]

It’s new apparently

Came out this year

[dull hazel]

im guessing those are new characters for the show?

who tf are jade and billie

[topaz roost]

should i watch it

[celest geyser]

Idk but they’re in New Raccoon City

[topaz roost]

https://tenor.com/view/mobbed-raccoons-raccoon-sausages-man-gif-19231249

[dull hazel]

omg

it's the raccoon video guy

[celest geyser]

My guess is it won’t be good

[dull hazel]

wait i need to send this to someone who really likes raccoons

[blissful gust]

How do they not die of raccoon

[celest geyser]

But if you like watching bad things because they’re bad, then go ahead

[topaz roost]

my mom made me watch that vid

[celest geyser]

And who knows it might be good

[dull hazel]

i doubt it

most video game based shows are just appealing to the gamers tm without focusing on making anything good

[celest geyser]

Only good video game movie is the angry birds movie

[night flax]

🛐

[topaz roost]

what abt those like side pokemon shows

do u know what im talking abt

[reef scroll]

Swiss cheese is conductive

[topaz roost]

i have nails on my foot

❤️

[frank belfry]

so...

ds1 is best fromsoft game and the rest and trash

[robust halo]

refuses to elaborate

[median marlin]

I simply don't believe this is a real opinion

Why ask for elaboration

[tall canopy]

anyone thats played the trilogy will tell you 3 is best and thats its not a trilogy bc 2 isnt real it cant hurt you

[tepid swallow]

Clearly you haven't played Madden 7

[robust halo]

I stand by my opinion that 2 and 1 are both decent-ish

3 is the best of course

[tall canopy]

whats 2?

[robust halo]

Have you played DS2, remind me

[tall canopy]

yeah, its a repressed memory

[robust halo]

The DLCs?

[tall canopy]

i need to get another ps3 a handfull of my games are only playable there, not sure why im thinking about that pos

[tall canopy]

prerty sure yes i have a collectors ed, whats one of the dlc bosses

the uh one eyed dragon in ds1, i forget he exists sometimes

obv #1 souls fan

yes kalamari

[robust halo]

There are three DLCs, best boss from each is probably Sinh the Slumbering Dragon, Sir Alonne, and Burnt Ivory King

[robust halo]

I played through DS1 and DS2 once

Never again

Still a few bosses I've never ever fought

One of whom is Kalameet

[tall canopy]

ok, aloe vera > ivory > ... which dragon was the dlc boss

[robust halo]

Sinh

[tall canopy]

i once tried ds1 speedruns

[robust halo]

I spelt it out

[tall canopy]

oh

[robust halo]

Ooh speedruns 👀

[tall canopy]

i can read

i had a slightly modded 360 but it died

[robust halo]

Speaking of modded I started an item+enemy randomiser in ER today

Man randomisers are fun

Only just discovering that now because all my other Souls games are on console

[topaz roost]

hi

[safe sedge]

hi everyone! I just got my first job ever 🙂

[robust halo]

[upper summit]

gamign

[celest geyser]

How’d it go?

[tall canopy]

theres a soulstuber i watched before ER released (avoiding spoilers still)
he does poorly translated randos of all the games, funny results

[safe sedge]

I’m celebrating with pizza

[ruby crag]

what is the difference betweeen 10th 11th undergraduate and graduate

google is just confusing me

[tall canopy]

??

[ruby crag]

sorry

didnt know who to ask

[celest geyser]

Maybe you’re just dumb

[ruby crag]

idk

[celest geyser]

(toes)

[ruby crag]

possibly

[tall canopy]

im not all here rn either

[celest geyser]

Where are you then

[tall canopy]

is this a term for HS or college

[ruby crag]

is under graduate and 10,11 the samw

[tall canopy]

im overheated

[celest geyser]

I want exact coordinates

[ruby crag]

1111.3442.533N 45.5543.4355S

[tall canopy]

where its currently raining in louisiana

[robust halo]

For me, 10th, 11th and 12th were school, then an undergraduate degree

And then a graduate degree

[ruby crag]

is undergraduate college>

like the 4 years?

[robust halo]

Yeah

[ruby crag]

and further studies

like masters

[robust halo]

Exactly

[ruby crag]

is gradutes

[robust halo]

Those are post-graduate stuff

Yes

[ruby crag]

hmm

[topaz roost]

stfg i have the worst luck imaginable in cookie run

[tall canopy]

#rules-and-info