off-topic

[loud siren]

tbh

unfortunately so

[vestal ledge]

his competition is MGK and thats about it

i think MGK plays guitar

and hes bad at it

so ed sheeran wins!

[loud siren]

What do you guys think of Silk Sonic bringing back that 2012 Bruno sound

[vestal ledge]

i think that bruno mars is a somewhat decent musician!

[loud siren]

I should do that too

Locked Out Of Heaven is the most nostalgic song in the world to me

[vestal ledge]

i have drumline practice tomorrow, well technically today because its 1 AM

[loud siren]

Makes me think of riding in the back seat of my old Dodge van in Washington State watching the rain droplets race to the bottom of the window

[vestal ledge]

that one imagine dragons album from 2012 reminds me of soccer practice

and i hate soccer

[loud siren]

what do ya play

[vestal ledge]

snare

[loud siren]

is it harder than it looks

never listened

[vestal ledge]

they have like 2 albums

[vestal ledge]

it looks so easy

WHEN

[vestal ledge]

also its easy when you grow a brainstem

yeah

[loud siren]

mfw system of a down fans legit have only 5 official studio albums

[vestal ledge]

so does tool

since 6th grade

and ill be in 10th grade soon

i technically already am in 10th

[loud siren]

going into senior year after summer school is over

oops forgot to cancel react

[vestal ledge]

i cant play guitar because my fingers dont work like that

practice for gods of legends

[loud siren]

i have three acoustics because i am addicted to dumpster diving

what the hell is up with california and guitars man

[vestal ledge]

i have an electric guitar

[loud siren]

everybody tryna be anthony kiedis

[loud siren]

have you played a forbiden riff

[vestal ledge]

no because im not good enough to play that

[loud siren]

there is

a house

in new orleans

I forgot for a sec that this is a server about kollow hnight

[vestal ledge]

no this is music chat server

[loud siren]

i am frothing

I kinda want to try everything, I know I want to specialize in vocals but I want to do an instrument too. Like I think I could play drums like John Dolmayan or obliterate some bass like the guy from Dirty Loops

If you can sound drunk you can do a decent cover of radiohead

cue the seinfeld music

LMAO

I snorted

[vestal ledge]

or if you have a lazy eye

[loud siren]

or if you have a symmetrical hair pattern

idk, the guitarist in the creep video was lookin kinda... 😏

I can't do a Morrissey impression for my life, he's the male counterpart of Shakira

y

understandable

racist white vegan, can't believe he used to be cool

I only heard of them the first time from that video of some guy at a party dancing to This Charming Man

There Is A Light That Never Goes Out is them at their best I'd say

TIALTNGO

And if a double decker buuuaaas
c'r'r'rashes into uuuaaas
to die by your side is such a heavenly way to daaaie

He is the culmination of "sings in sheep"

Concerning

imma make my bed

[onyx brook]

oh my god that lineup

[loud siren]

11:14 pm

[onyx brook]

here's a random bookshelf in our old house

bizarre seeing these stacked next to each other

classic lit and garbage

[loud siren]

Time to see if any musical intellectuals will finally recognize The Good, The Bad & The Queen

wow quite a lineup there

[onyx brook]

i love reading classic literature like SAO

[loud siren]

Singer from Gorillaz
Bassist from The Cure
Someone from The Clash I think
Tony Allen

They made a series of music videos in 2018 that were a huge theatrical analogy of Brexit

The best way I could describe them is: they sound like if Tool got their instruments replaced with happier sounding ones and most of the songs are in a major key, plus a lot of soft organ synth

A little

I'd say there's like a 79% chance

[spring ermine]

i am a mod

[loud siren]

lmao

[green zodiac]

I am modtf

[spring ermine]

simo is my dad so i am basically mod

[loud siren]

I don't have perfect pitch

couldn't tell ya 🤷‍♂️

I think I like D major

scratch that, G major

Had to check my keyboard

whatever key cubert by soad is in

Sounds confident

I want to take a class when I go to universidad

F

Wait no

D

no

[loud siren]

i meant to say g sharp

Favorite key is probably G

what's your opinion on the repeated use of canon in d chord progression

Canon in D Major is a composition by Johann Pachelbel that has been copied throughout history in songs like Hook by Blues Traveler, Memories by Maroon 5, etc

I'll make a visual representation

The notes aren't exact but that's the direction they go in

Top to middle to bottom, then back to the middle

Now that I say it like that it makes sense that it's so catchy, both measures end on the same note and have the same rhythm

wait no

ah you get it

It's a perfect template

Well it's getting pretty late over here so I think I'm gonna watch Attack On Titan and go to sleep

I'll be back tomorrow

✌️

[potent burrow]

sad morning today chat

the cat my family has been taking care of since i was little sadly passed away

she was sick we took her to the vet to see if she can be helped and sadly she couldn't

staying alive longer would only bring her more pain

I'm not like devastated or anything i wasn't really very close with the cat because she was practically wild and only tolerated us because we fed her and pet her when she wanted to but it's still very sad

[coral birch]

I can relate

I just lost a cat very recently too

sucks :/

[robust halo]

my heartfelt condolences to the two of you

[potent burrow]

having the ability to leave a cat outside in nature is wonderful but it's a bummer we couldn't keep her healthier because of it

[blissful heron]

Sorry to hear Gum and Wombat

[formal flint]

one of my cats that we had since i was born was put down i jnauary this year too. It ok to be sad and cry

it doesnt show weakness it shows strenght

[potent burrow]

i don't really want to cry again the cat was practically wild

she only tolerates my family because we brought her in our general area when she was little and we feed her

she rarely let us get close and even more rarely could we pet her

like i am sad but im not devastated or feeling like crying or anything

[fallow plaza]

aw im sorry gum gun

[glacial wadi]

May their souls rest in peace

[green zodiac]

Rip

[gusty pumice]

I’m sorry, rest in peace.

[tropic bay]

Noot noot

[median trail]

sup

[median trail]

oh... im sorry

[spring ermine]

schools boring
got my biology exam back today
got a C+ 🗿

[potent burrow]

can't believe nintendo is talking about 1-2 switch 2 but as far as we know they don't want anything more to do with arms

literally like some of the coolest designs in nintendo games and they really don't think they can do anything more with them

they where even gonna do a comic where the designs could truly shine and they fucking canceled it

absolutely insane company

[glacial wadi]

Unfortunate

I played the demo back then

Not fun but hey

It was okay

[fallow plaza]

i thought it was pretty fun

[spice marsh]

that's weird, i always thought ARMS had potential

[potent burrow]

it does

the gameplay works the game just didn't have enough content

a pattern with switch nintendo

[spice marsh]

nintendo's switch era is a mix of great and "this game needs more content because it's lacking in content" moments

like mario golf super rush

not that their games are bad, just shallow in content

sometimes

[fallow plaza]

like a week or smth idk

[green zodiac]

Forever

[mighty cave]

ayo what pride flag is this 🇫🇷

[fallow plaza]

baguette

[daring oracle]

France

[mighty cave]

no, it's the baguette sexuality

[plain quail]

France 🤝 Greece

[potent burrow]

yeah

arms is really fun to me

in both playing with motion controls and buttons

[potent burrow]

i think arms has like the most consistent main ive ever had in a video game

i have played like exclusively robo springman or whatever his name is

springtron i think

I've played him like 900 times

[hoary nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/standing-cat-amazed-cat-hypnotized-hypnotized-cat-gif-23851821

[serene summit]

It's a pretty good game, I would recommend it.

[spring ermine]

i just got back from school

we unfortunately didn’t play volleyball but we‘ll be playing volleyball on monday

[vapid egret]

Peeg

Also

Does anyone here happen to play minecraft

[mighty cave]

yes

[mighty cave]

its called "hot" get it right smh

[green zodiac]

baka

[spring ermine]

true
i am dying

i can’t handle heat very well
but i do enjoy cold weather

I love heat

Anyone who likes dead cold is stupid

Period and truth and real

ok
i guess

you can always layer up if you’re cold but you can’t dress „cold“

No that doesn't work at all

It's still cold

no

You can't block air

you’re doing something wrong then

Or withered trees for that matter

Or no animals

Or everything being grey

And dead

And boring

And ugly

ok
we’re talking about heat not weather states

[glacial wadi]

Winter is awesome doe

[spring ermine]

cold showers >>>>>>> warm showers

[spring ermine]

yes

[spring ermine]

Cold does all those things

[glacial wadi]

Erm what the scallop

I mean yeah they're good

But idk if they're better than warm

It really depends on my mood honestly

[spring ermine]

Winter sucks ass because it's literally just lesser everything

for me they are

[unique adder]

Warm showers are very nice

[spring ermine]

you can’t compare opinions

[spring ermine]

cope

[glacial wadi]

Ok good for you

[unique adder]

I tried cold showers and couldn't get used to it

[spring ermine]

Nothing to cope

It's summer if you didn't realise

[glacial wadi]

It doesn't snow here when it's winter

[coral hound]

Winter is hyped because of new year and Christmas

[spring ermine]

yea and it sucks

[unique adder]

Winter is nice for sports tho

It's not super hot

[coral hound]

Which is nice

[spring ermine]

worst things to happen in winter

[crimson blaze]

too cold for me tbh

but I also hate summer so-

[spring ermine]

yes
fall is kind of the best

[coral hound]

Oh ok

[spring ermine]

Los gatos

[glacial wadi]

Gatos

[robust halo]

[coral hound]

Fall is nice...if you don't count the rain and winds

[spring ermine]

That's why it sucks

[forest remnant]

👋

hey unique

[spring ermine]

If there was snow it'd be awesome

[robust halo]

[forest remnant]

hows it going

[glacial wadi]

Nah

[pulsar hare]

snowless or snowplenty winter is still pogchampion

[spring ermine]

Yes

[glacial wadi]

Never experienced snow so

[spring ermine]

Snow makes things nice

[pulsar hare]

same 🤝

[spring ermine]

Ew so you literally just have this dead landscape and you go

OOOOOOOOOHHH

[glacial wadi]

Yes.

It's hot all year

[robust halo]

Going well, went to a new restaurant today quite nice

[glacial wadi]

Winter is a nice change

[robust halo]

You?

[spring ermine]

Fair enough

[forest remnant]

okay. still really sore

excited for later today though

[frank lava]

I love rising climate

[forest remnant]

gonna get my driver's license

[spring ermine]

Restaurants are awesome

[forest remnant]

what kind?

[glacial wadi]

Food

[spring ermine]

I went to an Asian restaurant a few weeks ago

[robust halo]

It advertises itself as a pizzeria but has salads and Chinese food and popcorn and fries and some Indian desserts and snacks too

[forest remnant]

neat

[spring ermine]

Nice

[forest remnant]

im glad you enjoyed it

[spring ermine]

I don't go to restaurants often but when I go I go for insane stuff that's super expensive

And the food in these places is super interesting and crazy

Jeez can't find the pictuures

[grand whale]

Yo I just joined

[spring ermine]

Cooool

That's pretty fucking amazing

[grand whale]

Thx

[spring ermine]

sup

whats up dude

i got 4 bitches

[green zodiac]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/973120304262041600/986257229059612732/Hulktwerking.mov

[gritty pine]

Bitches? Overbearing, superfluous, a pain to deal with.

[green zodiac]

4 bitches? more like 4 tax collectors

[spring ermine]

this a fr or an ong situation

[gritty pine]

ONG is the French acronym for Non Governmental Organization.

[spring ermine]

boy what the hell boy

[gritty pine]

Windows Movie Maker.

[gritty pine]

No.

[green zodiac]

Boss you sussy baka

[opal thicket]

I’d rather stay in the dream for now

[spring ermine]

true bruh fr

das wha im sayin

[green zodiac]

They probably got weed on Greenland

[spring ermine]

they probably got grass over der

Someone probably went to Iceland because they needed ice

[topaz roost]

omg i love that

[crisp walrus]

So like
The new cuphead shot seems nutty

I thought it was garbo at first but I thought about it and it appears to be really good

Also
Ex gives you something to parry
Which might actually be really good against shit like king dice

Seems to have a lot of potential

Might even be better than peashooters Ex

[spring ermine]

🦍

[spring ermine]

english language moment

[clever sand]

just beat both Ori games

it was quite a fun gaming sprint

[loud ibex]

Hello

[gritty pine]

And welcome.

My client has asked me to ensure it's the last bathroom you'll ever see.

Please, look at the bathroom.

[loud ibex]

what

[gritty pine]

I'm surrounded by a SWAT team and nutcases.

[loud ibex]

Thats kind of sus

[gritty pine]

[loud ibex]

[potent burrow]

bought tmnt shredders revenge

[gritty pine]

But does the game shred?

[potent burrow]

certified turtle power moment

[potent burrow]

we'll have to see

[gritty pine]

"To shreds" you say...

[potent burrow]

i also bought the panzer dragoon remake and a game called steel assault

we'll see if those are good too but later

[gritty pine]

The words have been shredded so much, you now have semantic satiation.

[pale trellis]

My way back home just got liminal

[daring oracle]

God those hallways are scary

They feel so cramped

[pale trellis]

They're wide, it's just the lack of people makes it look narrow

[daring oracle]

Weird how they seem more cramped when there are less people

[potent burrow]

just beat the first level

[daring oracle]

On what?

[potent burrow]

this game SHREDS

[potent burrow]

tmnt shredders revenge

[daring oracle]

Cool

[potent burrow]

the sprite work is amazing the combat how to be some of the most fun beatemup combat ever and of course the music goes insanely hard

[daring oracle]

Neat

I hope you enjoy the rest of the game, too

[hard ore]

waiting for silksong on hot fire

[coral birch]

@wooden sun don’t send copypasta pics here

[hard ore]

send them in my dms instead

[coral birch]

[hard ore]

[gritty pine]

The wrist has been AroAce-ified.

[daring oracle]

Heck yeah

[unreal belfry]

apple watch fancy

is it worth

[gritty pine]

Depends.

It's a nice-to-have.

[unreal belfry]

I see

maybe if i become rich

[potent burrow]

still playing tmnt shredders revenge

still awesome

[robust halo]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1I6EXL0gEMiUdwhXRABnyO?si=KbEfV1A4Rp2wsyvWA7D7_A&utm_source=copy-link surprisingly good music

[urban roost]

Pretty dumb name tho

[runic tree]

This
Is my masterpiece

[spring ermine]

what

[shut inlet]

wjat

[blissful gust]

💀

[opaque arch]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattdurot/2022/06/14/warren-buffett-just-gave-another-4-billion-to-charity/?sh=1156f4fa2f9e

what a chad

[daring oracle]

What a based fellow

[opaque arch]

apparently its like 80% of his money

very based fellow

[past pelican]

philanthropy is mostly a business
Thats why they give 250% of their money and 10 years later their net worth have doubled

[opaque arch]

probably

[blissful gust]

Thicc

[past pelican]

I know it sounds doomer pilled but for real, philanthropy is a good way for billionaires to get richer
of course its better than some other way but dont fall for the "good billionaire philanthropic guy"

its purely business and PR

[spring ermine]

yes

[spring ermine]

but you know
let the market do its work

since we’re already talking about money and billionaires
i’ll play poker against my math teacher soon
and if i win he’ll round my grade up to an A

[vestal ledge]

That’s easy

[spring ermine]

well we’ll see

[vestal ledge]

I don’t really know how to play poker but I’m the blackjack mastermind

[spring ermine]

i know how to control the deck but we’ll take a third person to shuffle and stuff so we can’t cheat

blackjack is easy

#hk-general ?

i am confused by that message

[spring ermine]

poker is fun if you play with a group of people

or well
in a private circle

it’s funny that monopoly has its own poker app

with monopoly elements

still the wrong channel

just saying

[vestal ledge]

Should I get out of bed

[spring ermine]

what time is it for you?

[fallow plaza]

3 pm

you should get out of bed

[spring ermine]

just take a quick nap

and do stuff tomorrow

anyways
good night

[potent burrow]

just noticed blind sloth with the sloth pfp

impossible

[opal thicket]

Not again

[spring ermine]

captured

[midnight torrent]

I have awesome news

I have been selected for the national ice hockey team

lets goooo

[topaz roost]

no

[vestal ledge]

too bad

[topaz roost]

get back in bed

[vestal ledge]

you cant make me

[fallow plaza]

Roffy D. Sloth

[flint crescent]

Wait is that roffies actual full name?

I only knew that original spelunkey guys name was "guy, spelunkey"

[fallow plaza]

yeah thats his name

roffy d sloth

[flint crescent]

Interesting

The pain of spelunkey really sets in when you break the first pot of a run and it gives you a scorpion

[fallow bay]

1 year left for an answer

[fallow plaza]

?pee

[topaz roost]

???

[fallow plaza]

?peesa

[topaz roost]

?urmom

[waxen pawn]

what game is that or is that even a game

[fallow bay]

haiku, the robot

a new game

similar to hollow knight actually

really tho

but cool game actually

[severe storm]

hear me out

inject yourself with the blood of the queen

[opal thicket]

I’m listening

[severe storm]

become immortal

[opal thicket]

Okay I’ve stopped listening

[severe storm]

then outlast the queen

become the new ruler

become the ONLY ruler

rule the world

make among us illegal

[opal thicket]

That’s rather sussy of you

Are you sure you’re not the impostor

[forest remnant]

They are

Let’s vote them off

[opal thicket]

[forest remnant]

Don’t ask how I know

[opal thicket]

[forest remnant]

I said not to ask

[hasty sigil]

realism

[copper spade]

2 polish kids randomly come in my chat in this server and start cursing me out in polish , can't spot their names

[analog warren]

https://tenor.com/view/diagnosis-issue-flop-flop-floppa-bingus-gif-22901732

[copper spade]

💯

[loud siren]

conga rats

Hello epic server

[loud siren]

literally me in the vid

[topaz roost]

IM BORED

what shld i do

[spring ermine]

Play good games

[topaz roost]

wow

[spring ermine]

like Hyper Light Drifter, Outer Wilds, Tunic

[topaz roost]

helpful

[spring ermine]

Not kidding actually

How's it not helpful to recommend good games

Shantae Pirates Curse is also great

[vestal ledge]

Verify top 1 chamber by me

[topaz roost]

i said helpful before this sent on my screen

[spring ermine]

Patience is helpful

[urban roost]

Dust off your Wii and play Super Mario Galaxy 2

[severe storm]

whered her fluff go??

MY FLUFFY CAT NO LONGER FLUFFY AAAA

[solemn root]

Greetings, you may not know me(probably) but I am Furretfan aka u/HKfan147
I have recently joined this server bcuz a other hk server died. I hope to have a great experience with u all!

[urban roost]

Skill issue

[severe storm]

WHO TOOK HER FLUFFFAAAAAAA

[urban roost]

Nice meetin’ ya
I assume your favorite Pokemon is Furret

[maiden cypress]

literally unkillable

I can't kill them

I can't die

[solemn root]

Why indeed

[urban roost]

Usually when someone joins a server I’m in I ask what their favorite Pokemon is
Mine’s Mr. Mime anyway

[solemn root]

Nice!

[spring ermine]

helo eveyone

hope youre all doing well and gud

[hardy badge]

My cat

[urban roost]

What’s your favorite Pokemon

[spring ermine]

the red one

[urban roost]

Incorrect

[spring ermine]

ok im sorry

[severe storm]

great way to introduce yourself and all

[spring ermine]

i like tyrogue

[severe storm]

mine is
phantump Mimikyu

[cold temple]

ditto

now I have all of the pokemon

[severe storm]

mimikyu can pretend to be all le pokemon if you try hard enough

[urban roost]

“Arceus Mimikyu doesn’t exist and can’t hurt you”
Arceus Mimikyu:

[tulip sable]

Guys

[potent burrow]

DRAGONS DOGMA 2 IS IN DEVELOPMENT

[tulip sable]

Who want to take over the server

[potent burrow]

HELL 2 BABY HERE IT COMES!!!!!

CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GETTING A SEQUEL TO TORTURE

[tulip sable]

I’ll delay my overthrow for later to understand what are you talking about

[urban roost]

Silksong was announced years ago

[green nebula]

wombo how much you make from being a mod

russian

[potent burrow]

that's a prequel

probably

[tulip sable]

You asking ppl what is their fav pokèmon, but I haven’t watched it for past 5 years, checkmate

[tulip sable]

What

[patent iris]

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1537559055031492608?s=20&t=skZ8MfYfP-gzMcIPGYGRFg

Lets go!!

[urban roost]

Watch?! I’m talking about the game

[green nebula]

have you ever been to kamchatka?

[tulip sable]

Not a big fan of games neither, so checkmate second time

[tulip sable]

N e v e r

[green nebula]

w h y

[urban roost]

Uh… do you play Smash Bros?

[tulip sable]

Idk

[tulip sable]

I don’t have Nintendo switch

Let’s start with this

[velvet dragon]

why do people use this channel when #sk-discussion exists

[green nebula]

he has teris ok i will stop

[tulip sable]

Bc it’s not ss

[green nebula]

idk if hes a actual he

[potent burrow]

God i can't wait for dragons dogma 2

[urban roost]

Alright, just scroll through here and tell me which one you think sounds cool
https://pokemondb.net/pokedex/national

[potent burrow]

I want to feel pain again

[tulip sable]

Let’s see what y’all got

[potent burrow]

I want to feel actual agony

i pray to god the game has 0 quality of life upgrades

[velvet dragon]

you clearly dont know what it's like over there they're talking about top tier fruits right now

[coral birch]

volunteer. no money

[urban roost]

If you want to feel pain, play Ring Fit Adventure

[potent burrow]

like please make me run around a huge map with low stamina and no way to go faster only to die to a random fucking griffin descending from the sky and spawn back on the other side of the map

please im begging

Im only half joking

[tulip sable]

Seel. I like Seals. They are cute

[urban roost]

Only if all the bosses are damage checks

[potent burrow]

Because like dragons dogma wouldn't feel nearly as good if you didn't go through literal hell to get anything done

Everytime you leave that city it feels like you're actually going on a new adventure on a new journey because of how long it takes to reach your destination and how many obstacles are in your way

You need to painstakingly fight your way through goblins and bandits and huge ass monsters just to reach a boss you can barely manage to defeat

[tulip sable]

Depends on what fruits, if devil fruits, then prob suke, if real fruits, then nectarine

[potent burrow]

only to walk back to town because you forgot to grab a teleporting stone

[urban roost]

Uh… maybe just play a Roguelike or something

[potent burrow]

It's scary it's hard but when you get that good gear and you level up your class and you get good at the game you feel like a fucking warrior

[tulip sable]

Oh ye btw

[fallow plaza]

then why are you here

[potent burrow]

not really the same experience

[tulip sable]

I’ll try to beat p5 soon

[fallow plaza]

oh uh

?psa

[civic glacier]

Reminder: Please avoid any discussion of Hollow Knight and Silksong in #off-topic (and delete your potential spoilers). Discuss details in #hk-general, #hk-discussion or #sk-discussion; and for help in Hollow Knight ask in #hk-help!

[potent burrow]

roguelikes never feel like a journey or an adventure

[fallow plaza]

just letting you know

[tulip sable]

Because HK is available for pc

[tulip sable]

Pantheon 5

[fallow plaza]

true

[potent burrow]

dragons dogma feels like how a medieval adventure movie feels but like for most quests

It's like capcoms monster hunter in a universe where capcom didn't make monster hunter

they have the same kind of appeal

[tulip sable]

I’m aggressively looking for a meme that is not in Russian and y’all can understand

[fallow plaza]

why

[tulip sable]

Idk

I’m bored

[potent burrow]

Like you get your ass handed to you until you get good and once you get good you start focusing on better gear but the difference is this game has an actual ending and actual quests with story and stuff

and an open world

[tulip sable]

Maybe I’ll try it one day

Once I beat p5

[potent burrow]

if you ever really want a challenge go for it

[tulip sable]

I’m going to finish p5 cuz I want all endings

You think I can suffer even more?

[fallow plaza]

how about you stop talking about hk though

[potent burrow]

oh definitely

[tulip sable]

OH WELL IM GOING FOR IT

[spring ermine]

Thank you blessed Capcom for taking Itsuno out of jail

[tulip sable]

I might sound like a masochist, but I just got nothing to do in my pity life

Hope my potato pc can handle dragons dogma

[wraith shadow]

@tall canopy a Phidippus Nikites doing her part in controlling the invasive Mantis Religiosa population

[tulip sable]

Oh dam

[forest remnant]

pog

[tulip sable]

Somebody actually cared for me

[coral birch]

@tulip sable it removed it for a reason. dont loophole saying slurs

[potent burrow]

probably can

old game

like early ps3 game i believe

[tulip sable]

I’m saying slurs on m y s e l f

[coral birch]

doesnt matter

[tulip sable]

Well, it could run hl2, so I think it can run it too

[tulip sable]

K

[potent burrow]

Ok ok i found the perfect way to explain dragons dogma

[tulip sable]

Pain and agony?

[potent burrow]

you know that like thing is some shows or movies where a guy goes "take this magic jellybean and you will suffer immense pain but if you somehow survive you will get 4 arms and become super sexy or something" that's the game

[tulip sable]

Hmmm

[potent burrow]

you suffer and suffer and die but if you keep at it if you persevere

[tulip sable]

Screw it, I’m going for it

[potent burrow]

well, you won't get anything really you'll just be good at the game

And that feels good

You'll start climbing on cyclops and poking their eyes out and riding griffins and cutting their wings off

You'll feel like a badass

[tulip sable]

When I see another cringe jojo meme I’m gonna do the same thing like this

[urban roost]

Couldn’t I say the same for… most hard games

[tulip sable]

Godddddddddam

[potent burrow]

I guess

[tulip sable]

Y’all make me wanna install it rn

But it’s 01:41

[potent burrow]

My advice is don't give up and also be wary of random wolf attacks

[urban roost]

Celeste, for example, is a very hard game, but you feel like a god once you beat that level
Difference is even losing can be enjoyable in Celeste

[potent burrow]

or random bandit attacks

or falling rocks

[tulip sable]

Any damage

Right?

[potent burrow]

and don't stray from the path

and watch your step

[urban roost]

So why torture myself with one hard game when I could be playing another hard game and suffer less

[tulip sable]

Well, common sense

[potent burrow]

and for the love of god if you ever think "can i live this drop?" don't jump

[tulip sable]

You know I’m going right into a pack of wolves and kill them and somehow didn’t die

Bc Gabe Newel blessed me

[potent burrow]

I mean they aren't tough

but they will damage you

and resources are scarce

[urban roost]

“I’m pretty sure I can make th-“
falls three feet, dies

[tall canopy]

purty spider

[tulip sable]

L - logic

[potent burrow]

Oh and also if you ever see that you're not doing a lot of damage to something but it like takes half your health with one hit

just run

[tall canopy]

ORANGE

[potent burrow]

run as fast as you can

[tall canopy]

what game yall talkin bout

[tulip sable]

Good that my classmate has arachnophobia and not me

[urban roost]

“Remember, lava hurts”

[potent burrow]

dragons dogma

[tall canopy]

nah tottaly give the big overlevled ogre a hug

500iq

[tulip sable]

I kinda have some brain cells left and understand who to fight and who to avoid

[tulip sable]

Fr

[potent burrow]

that's what i thought

[tulip sable]

Well, I have actually 1.5 brain cells and all of them on the verge of death

[potent burrow]

oh and also you CAN fail quests remember that like this ain't no little kid game where if you fail you restart

nah sometimes you just fail

and you have to live with it

[tulip sable]

So if I fail it then that’s it with the quest?

[tulip hawk]

GN

[tulip sable]

Gn

[potent burrow]

sometimes at least

[tulip sable]

I like challenging games

OMG

[urban roost]

No

[tulip sable]

I NEARLY BREAK MY NECK

[tall canopy]

no copypasta shit here

[forest remnant]

hey powdered

[tulip sable]

I TWISTED IT SO HARD IT STILL HURTS GOD

[tall canopy]

howdy

i need more crowbars

[forest remnant]

why

dont have enough crow alchohaul as is?

[tulip sable]

Ask Gordon Freeman for one more

[tall canopy]

trying to do an instakill wity artificer but my dps item luck is terrible

[tulip sable]

F

[forest remnant]

skissue

[forest remnant]

what kit?

[tall canopy]

all my atks are thunder if thats what u mean

[tulip sable]

That’s it guys

I’m passing out

Gn y’all

[potent burrow]

https://twitter.com/DragonsDogma/status/1537561220558950402?t=KRQmV7KWeXsLz-vnE5MNHA&s=19

Dragon's Dogma (@DragonsDogma)

Dragon’s Dogma II will begin the cycle anew.
Join director Hideaki Itsuno as he reflects on how the world of Gransys came to be and shares the announcement of the upcoming sequel, in development using RE Engine:
🐉 https://t.co/Q2HSN1fCji

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Twitter · Jun 16, 2022, 10:22 PM

[tall canopy]

WOOOOOO

[forest remnant]

i heard about it earlier

and yeah

it is pretty poggers

[tall canopy]

was there a trailer?

[potent burrow]

nah

just announcement

but yeah man capcom is on a fucking roll

[bold lion]

hello, i am here to be glow moth, be infected noobs

[tall canopy]

man its gonna b fun i already know

[bold lion]

[tall canopy]

dont rp @bold lion

[bold lion]

im am not

[forest remnant]

you is not grammer either

[bold lion]

or am i?

[wraith shadow]

Baba is grammar

[forest remnant]

hey apples

[bold lion]

bannana

[forest remnant]

grammer is fall

grammer is push

[bold lion]

grammer is you

grammer is win

[half yoke]

Me is you

[forest remnant]

you thought it was unsatiable

but it was me, grammer!

[bold lion]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you is me

you is rock is me is rock is you

gRaMmEr

[half yoke]

Baba Is You

Flag Is Win

Rock Is Push

Skull Is Defeat

Wall Is Stop

[urban roost]

Rose Is Red
Violet Is Blue
Flag Is Win
Baba Is You

[fallow plaza]

its spelled grammar

[half yoke]

It's spelled Grandma

[forest remnant]

no, its grammer

the dictionary is wrong

[ornate moth]

whats up gamers

[ornate moth]

goodbye gamers

[potent burrow]

I just realized that we live in a time where expecting a new game from a livestream exclusively about a game or game series is considered setting yourself up for disappointment

like of course they'll fucking reveal a new dragons dogma in the fucking 10 year anniversary dragons dogma livestream

that should be obvious

but people are scared to have hope

like in hindsight there was no fear that needed to be had

[tall canopy]

hey remember that e3 that was half phone adverts

[potent burrow]

That still didn't mean we where scared they weren't gonna announce anything new

i do miss E3 tho

like idk the format just worked better

https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1537490536654839813?t=Y9nB8QhaXX5wObVy3fuyLw&s=19 "your honor, i didn't do anything wrong actually, thank you for your time"

Kotaku (@Kotaku)

Activision Blizzard clears itself of any wrongdoing: https://t.co/4pvTTY0bDu

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Twitter · Jun 16, 2022, 5:41 PM

[tall canopy]

finally beat a ror2 run

now how tf do i get other characters

[outer forge]

"dragons dogma"
dogma balls

[potent burrow]

dog your balls 🤨?

[outer forge]

[fallow plaza]

unlock them duh

[unkempt vine]

Ayo why does every single living cell in this server hate pings

[fallow plaza]

because idk

[crimson blaze]

most of em explain it to ya, the others take some work

woopsies

[tall canopy]

i only see a few people complain about pings, and the only everyone ping def didnt anger anyone

i got captain for beating the game, now i need punchy man, plant, lizard and uhhhhh

[fallow plaza]

loader my bleoved

beloved

she's unlocked by doing a certain thing on a certain level

as most characters are

[crimson blaze]

punchy: break a bunch of eggs on the crash site and beat the boss
plant: take the battery out of the back of your pod and bring it to the plant in actual hell
lizard: beat a round in the void field hidden within the bazaar

[tall canopy]

first time i grapped to power array thing i died on lvl one to the dumb thing

wait the plant needs the battery?

so weird

[crimson blaze]

yep

[potent burrow]

there's a lot of different challenges to do

look them up

[crimson blaze]

the plant is on the big platforms in hell

[potent burrow]

trust me you won't figure out 90% of them on your own

[tall canopy]

yo fuck the void

[crimson blaze]

well you gotta do it for lizard

[tall canopy]

im not even sure how to get there i entered the newts basement and almost died

[crimson blaze]

I don't remember the exact location, but you can find it on YouTube

you slowly loose health in the void fields, but the pockets of safety around each active vent (which you have to survive a few waves of baddies to complete) give ya some breathing room

then bla bla bla finish all 9 vents and you're good

[tall canopy]

oh im supposed to fight in there

[crimson blaze]

yep, and the enemies gain items in there

[tall canopy]

i was basically a glass canon the health drain made me nope out

[crimson blaze]

just choose a character that's fast, I recommend loader when you unlock her (also because she takes no fall damage-)

[tall canopy]

which ones loader

punchy?

[crimson blaze]

yeh

[tall canopy]

yeah that one looks hella fun

[crimson blaze]

it takes a bit to master her tho-

pretty much a completely different playstyle

[tall canopy]

ive watched one punch man smh

fr tho it looks like titanfall/spiderman crossover

[crimson blaze]

her damage is effected by her speed

the faster you are moving the more damage you do

[tall canopy]

momentum for the win yeah

[crimson blaze]

aaaand thats why I main them

[stark crest]

I outta try RoR2 again.

[fallow plaza]

its a plant that attached to a robot

and they are together now

or smth like that

its rex

[tall canopy]

ahh

[potent burrow]

the sonic frontiers new ign video has finally clarified what open zone really is

and apparently its

an evolution to the world map

that doesn't clarify anything but ok

[tulip hawk]

Goodnight

[urban roost]

From the gameplay footage, "open zone" seems like an amusement park
There's a ton of stuff to do, and you're free to pick whatever you want, but you don't get much choice on how each ride works

In "open world" games there are generally several ways to get to a destination or solve a problem
The Sonic Frontiers trailer doesn't really seem to have this trait besides a couple races in a field

[topaz roost]

hi

[potent burrow]

yeah

this actually makes me feel much better about the floating platforms and rails everywhere

sure it doesn't look great but at least it's not the point of the game for them to look like they belong

it's doesn't look like a playground it literally is one

like sure it doesn't look good but if that was intentional and shit im more ok with it

still not very pleasing to the eyes but more ok with it yeah

everyone shows this frame for the classic sonic reference but the megamind reference next to it is so much more based

[fallow plaza]

megamind is the most based ever

[potent burrow]

yeah

[urban roost]

I'm not too concerned about the graphics but something tells me the overworld music is going to get obnoxious

[potent burrow]

graphics aren't the only thing that can make something not pleasing to look like

i feel like the overworld music will be fine also like whats obnoxious about it

[urban roost]

From the trailer, it seems a bit... in-your-face for a game revolving around mystery

The overworld music in BOTW contributes to the feeling of loneliness by being subtle and minimal
The overworld music from the trailer sounds like it's trying to one-up Fossil Falls

[potent burrow]

i think you're looking too deep into it

[urban roost]

When you're playing the game, stuff like that adds up

[potent burrow]

like it's just atmospheric piano music

not really in your face or anything just somber atmospheric piano music

[loud siren]

?pee essay

[potent burrow]

It's like saying the music in hk is obnoxious because it conveys a very obvious message

Like idk many games do this and it never really gets that way at all because the tracks just have the simple function of setting mood and atmosphere

[urban roost]

Eh, I'll have to see how I feel about it when the game comes out

I guess it seemed a bit too... triumphant

[potent burrow]

Odd take

That doesn't sound triumphant at all to me

[urban roost]

Triumphant for lack of a better word

[potent burrow]

it literally just sounds like atmospheric piano music like background music you know

[potent burrow]

saying for lack of a better word doesn't really make me understand anything

like im still questioning how this feels that way to you because i can't hear it at all

[urban roost]

I secede for now, let's just go back to talking about how it looks

I'll come up with a more formulated opinion later

[potent burrow]

ight

just in case you mean how it's just kinda louder than most of these types of tracks do remember this is supposed to be a high speed action game

[urban roost]

Fair

I do wonder how they're going to do combat music actually

Will they transition straight to some battle theme or do an action layer like Hollow Knight?

Or just keep with the atmospheric loop?

[potent burrow]

action layer definitely

combat music is confirmed

[near cosmos]

hello

[urban roost]

Gotta love action layers

[potent burrow]

but like combat isn't like a jrpg where you stop and start a battle or something so changing the track completely seems....frankly whiplash inducing

it's supposed to flow into it right like you go in you win you keep moving

so action layer has to be it

maybe there will be a different track for bosses or something since those aren't really fast encounters

[urban roost]

Again BOTW did it but again their music is really pushed into the background most of the time so people don't really notice

[potent burrow]

i think botw is a very different case

because the music isn't like constant or anything

it's like 4 piano notes every minute or something

a lot of time to switch to a battle theme there's nothing to flow from

[fallow plaza]

random notes

which is great

i love how botw does music

[urban roost]

Death Mountain theme... slaps?
It sounds really good

[potent burrow]

i think botw has functionally the best ost in any video game

do you understand what i mean

[urban roost]

Yes

[fallow plaza]

yeah

it doesnt necessarily sound good on its own, but its absolutely perfect for the game

[potent burrow]

like yeah i like a lot of osts a lot more when it comes to listening

but functionally it's perfect for the game

[urban roost]

It's not beating Super Mario Galaxy or Hollow Knight in terms of raw tunes but it works amazingly in the context it's in

[fallow plaza]

its not beating guilty gear in tunes

nothing does

[potent burrow]

it's like filling a glass of water completely without any water dripping off

that's what botw does

[fallow plaza]

risk of rain 2 has good music

they sound really good and they fit well

[urban roost]

Counterpoint: https://youtu.be/itBPHGKBWFw

[potent burrow]

guilty gear ost is like leaving the glass under a running tap and also the sink is on a motorcycle

[fallow plaza]

and theres eagles flying overhead and gunshots and fireworks in the distance

[potent burrow]

but for my money the best video game ost is uhhhh uhhhh

[fallow plaza]

bad counterpoint

if you sent meta knight's theme, maybe, but not this

[urban roost]

Paper Mario: Sticker Star

[potent burrow]

sonic mania is up there i think

idk about best but up there

so is jet set radio future

[urban roost]

I haven't played enough games with "bad" OSTs

[potent burrow]

i think one of the worst osts in gaming has to be sonic chronicles

[urban roost]

Even games with weird music like Baba Is You have tunes that at least capture the right feeling

[potent burrow]

https://youtu.be/6o47N-aYd08 what a banger 😍 😍 😍

[fallow plaza]

🤨

this is like "holy orders?"

except worse

[shut inlet]

frog

[fallow plaza]

eddie*

[shut inlet]

eddie frog

[potent burrow]

crazy how sega tried making a sonic rpg, spent like 7 bucks on it, was surprised nobody liked it and never tried again

like sega is full of people with 2 braincells

[shut inlet]

WERONG GIF WHAT THE UFCK

[potent burrow]

"hmmm this game did poorly ah yes must be because it's an rpg let's not try that again"

like what is that thought process

[urban roost]

Maybe they realized how wholly incapable they were of writing an RPG

[fallow plaza]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/853424105277882388/986918763276414997/heavsmall-1-1.gif

[urban roost]

That or they dipped their toes into the RPG waters and said “never again”

[shut inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-chaos-guilty-gear-guilty-gear-strive-speech-bubble-gif-25512822

[unkempt vine]

What does iirc mena

[shut inlet]

if i remember correctly

[unkempt vine]

Tanks

[shut inlet]

thanks*

[potent burrow]

maybe now that they put someone who knows what they are doing in charge of sonic frontiers writing people will like the story and sega will realize hey what if we just kept hiring people who know how to write a video game

[unkempt vine]

Tanks

[shut inlet]

tanks.

[potent burrow]

It's like is that such a crazy idea

[fallow plaza]

he just like me frfr

[potent burrow]

just hire people who understand the characters you have in your games

[shut inlet]

fr 💯

[potent burrow]

Like ill give them the benefit of the doubt, for the first time in a while they are actually innovating with sonic

and that's good

[fallow plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-strive-happy-chaos-gif-24021229

i love how he's an immortal wizard and he just uses guns

[potent burrow]

i just hope the game is good and people like it so they keep at it

[urban roost]

That’s the dream

[fallow plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-games-guilty-gear-guilty-gear-strive-potemkin-grapplers-gif-22060834

[shut inlet]

finally beat a hard dif cpu bruh

[fallow plaza]

i have an overabundance of guilty gear gifs

[urban roost]

*no life

[shut inlet]

what

[fallow plaza]

loser

[shut inlet]

yes

[fallow plaza]

i have a soccer game in an hour

i will lose

[shut inlet]

just kick it harder

[urban roost]

That’s the spirit

[shut inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/faust-waust-guilty-gear-strive-teabag-scrunkly-doctor-faust-gif-25548091

[potent burrow]

just pick up the ball lol

who's gonna stop you

[fallow plaza]

the refs

[shut inlet]

they dont know how to play the game

[fallow plaza]

i literally work with them, i know they know how to play the game

[potent burrow]

why NOT pick up the ball

[fallow plaza]

because its not funny

[potent burrow]

yeah it's not funny it's just better

[urban roost]

What if you wore two oven mitts and grabbed the ball with that
Technically there’s no hand contact

[potent burrow]

True

What if you learned to grab stuff with your legs

[fallow plaza]

OHHH

THATS WHY THE GOALIE CAN GRAB THE BALL

[potent burrow]

and did a handstand

[fallow plaza]

IVE ALWAYS WONDERED THAT

[potent burrow]

is there a rule in soccer against being thrown/throwing someone

or stacking on top of eachother to gain power

[fallow plaza]

hmm

not that i know of, no

if i was reffing a game and somebody did that i'd let them do it

[shut inlet]

get a player
turn into ball
???
profit

[urban roost]

Cover the ball in tinfoil

[fallow plaza]

and what does that accomplish

[potent burrow]

ok then like get someone to throw you at the ball and use the momentum to do a super ultra mega kick that like blasts the goalie into tiny pieces and instantly win

[urban roost]

Uh… the ball is shiny now

[ember brook]

balls

[potent burrow]

cover the ball in oil

[fallow plaza]

mario strikers

[potent burrow]

wait for it to rain

[ember brook]

soccer balls, basketballs, volleyballs

[shut inlet]

all cores of the dna

[ember brook]

I interpret this as a frag soccer ball

[potent burrow]

dna stands for
d - balls
n - balls
a - astrology

[fallow plaza]

frag soccer ball sounds fun

[ember brook]

It splits into shrapnel and kills people

[fallow plaza]

if the original kick doesnt go in, the fragments probably will

[potent burrow]

we should just make rocket league real

[fallow plaza]

why do we even use a ball

we should just shoot the goalie

and thats how you win

[ember brook]

Yea, I'm a gamer
G - mass murderer
A -
M -
E -
R -

[potent burrow]

we should just not play soccer

[fallow plaza]

you should just not play soccer

[potent burrow]

i don't

because im awesome

[fallow plaza]

keep it that way

[shut inlet]

uhhh actually i play football

[fallow plaza]

stop playing football

[urban roost]

Fall Guys in real life when

[fallow plaza]

play football instead

[shut inlet]

i should play foot ball instead of football youre right

im switching between american and british very mid sentence

[fallow plaza]

yeah play football not football

[urban roost]

We can hear it in the accent

[potent burrow]

isn't that like already a thing

isn't fall guys based on like those game shows

you know the ones

[shut inlet]

fall guys fans when i knock them off 6 story building

[potent burrow]

fall guys when a guy falls

[shut inlet]

[urban roost]

Ah yes

[shut inlet]

little demonic creature

[fallow plaza]

eddie

[potent burrow]

if all the fall guys are guys does that mean they reproduce via mitosis

[urban roost]

Alright, next up was Fortnite

[fallow plaza]

look at them

how is that not mitosis

[shut inlet]

sloth who do you main

[fallow plaza]

i dont really know for sure yet

but i like leo

[potent burrow]

who do you main in fall guys

[fallow plaza]

fall guy

[potent burrow]

yooo me too

[shut inlet]

faust

[shut inlet]

fall guy 35364

[urban roost]

You guys are lame, I main Fall Guy

[shut inlet]

basically more than morbillion

[potent burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/faust-guilty-gear-guilty-gear-strive-gif-23301315

[shut inlet]

TRUE

[potent burrow]

i main baiken because her pink alt is better tho

[shut inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/faust-guilty-gear-strive-gif-22067691

me when I GET YOU

[potent burrow]

sorry

apparently faust is like mid to low tier which is surprising to me

[coral birch]

potemkin

[potent burrow]

potemon

[shut inlet]

potekmin

[urban roost]

Virgin Protein main vs. Chad Mewtwo main

[shut inlet]

1984

[potent burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-bedman-goodbye-chat-bedman-dies-gif-25558994

[fallow plaza]

wadda heck happen to bed ????

[wintry cosmos]

The way he stutters while falling back gets me, idk y

[shut inlet]

where is this

[fallow plaza]

another story im guessing

[shut inlet]

ah

that

[fallow plaza]

i need to do ?psa one second

?psa

[civic glacier]

Reminder: Please avoid any discussion of Hollow Knight and Silksong in #off-topic (and delete your potential spoilers). Discuss details in #hk-general, #hk-discussion or #sk-discussion; and for help in Hollow Knight ask in #hk-help!

[high marsh]

[harsh silo]

we need something like this