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HOW DID YOIUKN OOW
Melissa
mariah
who
I prefer Skurt Game
splatoon??
Donda West
isnt she an octopus though
no im talking about mariah carey
oh
duh
Im at a tesco rn
Sorry I'm American but what is a tesco
Its a cool store
its tesco
wowie
They taste good
Luden's?
I chug that shit daily
true
grape poptarts
ew
Halls
How does one chug a solid substance
you have to think about it, poptarts mixed with one of the best fruits
Im just built different
i did
well you were wrong
you're
nothing else
cope*
the wrong that belongs to the person in question 😱
do you fart
Do women fart?
how did this conversation start
I cant answer that
grapes suck as anything else thats final
cough drops
.....what
Im actually Thom Yorke
how they are better with everything else
can you send me some merch
no that they suck
If you send me your credit card info
Think about all the things you can do with a grape that you can't do with an apple
ur my fish im gonna throw you on the ground
ok
Bet
i can name everything that is better than grapes that has grapes in them
Grapes are like sweet olives without the pit
grapes are awesome
olives suck
so are bananas
How dare thou spreadeth falsehoods
thats fcking blueberries
green grapes are good and blue grapes arent real and red grapes are purple
those are PURPLE grapes
Yes blueberries grow like that
Concord (aka the ones you get at olive garden) are the best
i will sit
and eat
a whole bowl of grapes
with no hesitation
Its clearly blue
You are colorblind
Be careful to wash them in a strainer or something first
green grapes arent that good
always do
nope you are, i spit in your eyes
i always wash my grapes apples strawberries and etc
thats like violet
THOSE ARE RED
i bought an apple before along with a waterbottle just to clean it
EXACTLY
THESE ARE PURPLE
those r red grapes
THATS BLUE
do you guys not observe your grapes
no its not
SAY THAT TO K6JR NOT ME
In my opinion
these are very blue
@vestal ledge theyre red grapes
they look like blueberries
Anyways you folks like piano?
hold on im getting ibispaint
i just verified
K6jr is WHITE
how do you knw0!!!
sorry my discord cr*pped itself
no grapes are mid
im so white that you can see through me
those ones r dry asf
what do you think of this texas
No melanin?
probably
Yeah its just light
Tho technically the screen has metal in it
So yeah its metal
@spring ermine VC!!!!!!!
Maybe later
oh boy oh boy it's my lucky day
bc youre still robbing tesco
Im in a listening party with someone lol
We are listening to good music
Unlike hevi metl
i forgot that people listened to heavy metal
Heavy metal is a genre made for people who microwave soup
Tough talk coming from a fella named Texas
i like this fox i drew
"Greg"
its like the only thought in my brain at the moment
I like the mysterious looking design
sorta like the uhhhh
things in princess mononoke
🦊
he has a banana head
boomerang
imagine sleepogn
Gn

I don't sleep, I just lay down for around 9 hours and lose consciousness, then get up after having hallucinations
Yall ever get lucid dreams
same but i do it for 12 hours
Like the juice wrld song
I actually did a few days ago
I forgot how it goes
are you as powerful as gum gun
it happened after I accidentally pushed a sheep off a cliff
Irl or in a dream?
dream lmao
Holy shit you scared me
there was water at the bottom
they have so much fur!
minecraft physics its fine
I cant remember shit from the majority of my dreams
I do know that the only nightmare I get is the same one Ive had since I was like 8/9
like I had character development inside of a dream
So, its predictable and lazy, my brain should start getting better at scaring me ngl
all of my nightmares have been big thing gonna eat me
except for recently
where my nightmares are now psychological horror
Mine is just some weirdo spikey needle machine thing stabbing my dad
half life 3 confirmed
Lmfao
That made me instantly think of the saul goodman song
The word forced my wifi to take five whole minutes reloading discord lol
Wifi scared of me
what song yuo find?
Could do without the screaming man tho
https://open.spotify.com/track/2bJluaI0hOuuYeu0Z3u809?si=SphkiV6kT1G-Jt-61xQUCg&utm_source=copy-link
Happens to me too
What happened to men
im still here
hi i never decided to sleep
congrats!
they all died and got reincarnated into monke
that is the good choice
good ending
my brain works better past 9 PM
they abandoned the concept of masculinity and went on to continue their sheltered lives as simply boys, throwing their every cent towards attractive women on the internet hoping with all their hearts that their appointed goddesses would utter their names, leaving society to collapse
My brain goes full depresso mode past 9 pm
LOOOOOOOL
this is SO deep
nope it wasnt
Thats cool
Cuz I do onlyfans
when will youy send thaeal link>!!/?/!1/1//1!
Dms
ok trick
hello chat
Hello chat
Hello! Good evening!
mothman JUMPSCARE
also i cant see anything im squinting
Get yo glasses
idk where i p, goasses
im actually good friends with the real mothman
Damb
I feel like a mod is gonna take this seriously and ban me for promoting a nonexistent only fans account, so yeah just making everytjing clear UwU
Mothman is infact my boyfriend!
only 2 people live in point pleasant
false
How many moths does he own
so i assume that is you and him
also i have in fact visited point pleasant many times
true
Do the percents in people's name mean how much they have in the game?/genq
yes
Ah! I should add mine then!
0% bcuz this game sucks and im never playing it
you beat the hardest boss
My poor poor 300hr save file
??% bc i forgot
i have 10% i believe
im scared that this mothman person might be my neighbor
i have like 100
also we shouldnt talk about the game here because this is the normal general chat
Oh shit my bad
Omg hk talk in the not hk chat you will all be banished and killed
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i would be such a good moderator
Yea its not the end of the world
they should pick me id be a good moderator
yeah probably
You will be banished and killed
moderator how do i apply for mod
fr they just have an orange name
Moderator can I become owner
whenever the admins think its time for new mods they send out mod applications in server announcements
yeah i saw it one time
i will patrol off topic chat
didnt do one because who would wanna moderate this server am i right
and psa every time someone messes up
Yea but if ur not orange they'll tell you to "stfu minimod" and that'd be embarrassing
I just say psa moment and move on
🎵 fortnite, battle pass 🎵
nononono
I just cut my grass
nah
people dont do that
ive psa'd so many people i know what happens
🎵 Grass weep weep
because it need need
to get cut down in texass 🎵
Stfu minimod
don't mow the grass, let it grow and consume you
?psa
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was just about to do that

we have the same mind fr
im a better minimod than you
fr fr ong
reckd
nah you just typed faster cause im on mobile
y'all
and i type really slow on mobile
well im playing bloody ruby all wave right now
1984
Blue grapes
maybe i should apply next time
these are my roles
It's better than nothing 🤷♂️
So cool
poggers wholesome 100
Reddit funny moment xd
i hope you stub your toe on purpose
ill let a mod know 👍
I have no toes
arent you friends with a mod
Rule 4
id probably be friends with ttaco but they barely talk
i am friends with all the mods
all the ones that talk here
teachers pet
mhm
s i m p
S I M P
Drake????
cause unique is cool
mid????
Unfortunately
Joshua
wait i just realized that #wkroll-discussion is for nitro
Why??
i thought it was an area to spam
in
Drake WIPES
wipes my
his music mid
nevermind!
Like you hahahaha
ok
bro think he carti
who listens to rap fr
Hans Zimmer goes hard
You listen to Lil Uzi??
avengers endgame score go hard fr no cap
Morbius ost goes harder but k
rap is worse than mid
Cowboy Bebop ost slaps harder than Will Smith
na bruh he be messin wit the devil n shi bro is weird asf
Spoken like a true drake fan
i don’t listen to drake
🗿
Nah you do now
nope
Girl I need a one dance
Sing along
boy
what if i don’t
Hell awaits you
alright
You listen to Carti??
even this guy is better than drake and carti
Yeah carti and drake kinda mid
fax bruh
no
u was an L
now u a W mans
fr
He sounds like a soundcloud rapper
Nvm drake probably better
And so they danced, like no one was watching. However, people were watching, and they looked like buffoons.
hell nah u an L again
Dude stfu Im Thom Yorke
the only genre i am currently invested in is classical music
Ohh yeah
and jazz because of school
I love classical music
And jazz
jazz is nice
Drake did jazz
drake sucks at jazz
You like drake?
I like nu-metal and alt-rock
but it sucks once you have to analyse multiple pieces for an assignment
Good for you Im the singer of the largest alt rock band of all time
Ama
oh my god weezer
ah cool
good take!
Spoken like a true drake fan
i am wearing a sweater right now
and i am dying
it’s so hot outside
like u
Take off the sweater then
ur hog
hot
this was so based
yeah i don’t wear a tshirt under the sweater
Your point being?
Why do you sound like you're constantly in a state of just having woken up after falling asleep face down on a school desk
i don’t wanna be half naked outside
in school
Too much testosterone
would maybe get me better grades but i ain’t that desperate
Drake fan problems
what’s that even supposed to mean
Those problems only affect drake fans
i don’t even listen to drake
Drake fans the type of mfs to say "aw fiddlesticks" when they forget their wallet on the way out the house
Cap
I see you
creep
we see yo spotify playlist
That's one of my famous songs
BY RADIATYOAF
\
i don’t have my spotify linked
@spring ermine made creep btw
I'm a wehhhrdoouuuu
fax

Im god hun
damn you are god?
Dont insult god, thats blasphemy
I think
I’ll return after my shower
I think
have fun
good luck have fun
How do I have fun in a shower
dont drown
Hot water
escape reality
Oh yeah I become a genius when I’m in a shower
well that’s a good argument
unfortunately i don’t believe in you
I made a complex card game in like 15 minutes while in the shower
Im literally Thom Yorke
Tour Australia please
Singer of radiohead
you just said you were god
Same thing
Yeah?
understandable
sonic exe reference 😱😱😱😳😳🤯🤯🤯
That song is just ok!
Said no one ever
I’m on summer break
lucky you
Ok well thom thinks it’s a bad song
i still have 5 weeks left
So
I changed my opinion on it
imagine ahavin summer school
cya
If we go there everyone's going to want us to play the one most obvious song 🕷️
Im actually also Chris Martin
I’m actually MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN
Who
Do you guys want some wine
Who 🤨
ratio
Tool
TOOL
I have the cd of lateralus
what
It’s not even very metal!
I have all of the cds 🥱
Yellow was so heavy fr
Pre-breakdown 1
AND IT WAS ALL YELLOW
Solo-prelude 5
Truly
I love noise music!
Creep is noise but the sound waves are in the shape of creep by Radiohead
If you think about it!
Did you ever get a radio
Yes
That's also a head
No but I play
Ocean ngl
I’m both
oatmeal at 1:40 am
Plain??
They be all like “I’m tired…. When I awoke. With, a start. Today!”
Did you ever get a system
no
No
Chocolate?
Good good
That band sucks!!!!!
Is #sk-discussion still scary?
System of a down more like person of an up
More like chop suey played on the worlds smallest drums
then you felt down
I dont get this reference
Do you guys ever do subtraction and then get mauled by a bear
Playing chop suey on drums seems rather messy
"System of an up" on youtube has some rewarding results
Do you guys ever buy a house on a sunny day
no
Too poor for that
Do you guys ever this town needs guns animals full album?
What
I usually move in on the day I get the house so I make sure it's cloudy so I'm not being boiled by the sun while moving heavy stuff
on sunny days i go out walking
Imagine this, it's the Xbox game show, Todd Howard Walks on Stage, awkwardly adjusting the mic, coughs, leans in, quite, then he speaks, "Skyrim", The crowd erupts into cheers, he walks off without making any announcements
i end up on a tree lined street
Why do you leave your house
You guys play golf?
i dont need theee world to see that ive been the best i can be
Yes
Everything you just said but it's Reggie Fils-Aime and he says Mother 3
mitski lyrics
I just woke up on a deflated air mattress
Lets play some time
it was enflated like a few minutes ago
Lit, that's how you know it's summer
Ok head over here
Probably a leak or the cap not well put hun
oatmeal is so good
don't call me hun
Sorry matey
pal
Laddie?
@spring ermine wanna come to Nashville and meet up I’m going to a concert on Friday!
I feel like starting a war
Honey Nut Cheerios or Cookie Crisp
Who?
Even though you don’t know who is performing!
Is it the who
No
breath in pure smog
They’re all dead probably
Yeah lol
They dead too probably
Smash Mouth
Lynard sky
Who
🤓
There are like 2 space rock bands in total you can guess
I prefer josh
Do you fellas by chance know Helloween
:)
Ween
That rhymes
No I’ll blow you to Smithereens
smitherweens
liverpool
Can we go see ween
Best game ever
No
They’re both dead I think!
Yes
mommy mommy can we go see weeeen?
I don’t
You do
I like prog metal 🤓
Gaslighting
Ocean Man
Where is the image that says tool moshpit and it’s an image of a bunch of people playing chess
Why is metal so bad bruh
Tool fans are fuckin intellectuals dawg, my dad's friend is one and he's gotta have an iq of like 120
idk i like metal, my favourite is Iron. i'm smith
Because they always do goofy ahh screams
I thought you’d like tungsten, you seem dense
demon core
👹

what the hell man
Are we allowed to upload mp3 files in chat
yes
no
Yeah
No
I do
they dont do shit on phones tho
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would need to download on phone
^ thats the rule
where is hk in that message
bruh lmao
Everywhere!
absolutely trolled
Good trollery guys
You just made me do a goofy ahh giggle irl
high five
Cant tell if you're serious or not
I can keep making periodic table of elements but I gold hydrogen platinum sodium
That was the worst joke of all time
Stinky mf
@spring ermine be in Nashville on Friday I’ll get you chicken or something idk what they sell there
There’s like
A chicken booth
And they sell hot wings and that is the whole city
It's literally the whole album
My car broke
this gonna be woodstock all over again
So I cant
Walk 🤓🤓🤓
Oke
Just send a yt video or smth bruh
Cops be like: license and registration please
Me: foals - what went down | full album review
My wifi has a very specific gimmick where everything except Discord stops working after a time that my dad sets, and the catch is that I can't see gifs or videos and I have to click open original to see images
So I cannot get a youtube link 😌
i think i have this lexia
Judging by the way you said dyslexia im gonna say yes
😬
I’m out of the shower!
Congrats
I also have these lexico
no soap?
Good luck washing all that confetti off loser 🏃♂️
i do not have deez lexicons
I thought you have dem laxatives
I’m covered in vasoline
It all fell off
i do have laxatives but not dem laxatives
You are CLEARLY funny
its probably like 2 am im guessing
im gonna get tested for dat lesbians or whatever it's called
🤠
I wonder what happens if I look up space rock genre on google
A rock from outer space
Probably gonna get pics of meteors
And if I look up math rock it just gives me videos for 3rd graders
Music is so confusing
Try nintendocore
Too many genres
Wait I’m gonna make up a new sentance
What happened to men?
Hey guys! Harry styles here. Have you heard this new song? It’s called stinky hands! Don’t believe me? Just listen!
Don't mess with us 1 direction fans
We will cry
One direction fans when there is an intersection
Lmfao
HA
Yes fans when someone says no
Yes fans when literally nobody listens to yes
system of a down fans when the technician boots the system up
Yes fans when their vocalist wont stfu
Yes fans when owning a damaged human heart is a felony
Tool fans listening to the same song for 5 albums
No because the first 4 albums were good and then it changed and became bad
Can confirm as a Tool enjoyer
Tool fans listening to the same song for 5 albums
12 foot ninja fans when a 1 inch normal guy shows up
(They are too tall to reach him)
Coldplay fans when it pauses
Korn fans when you pull out cob handles
Portugal the man fans when they enter spain
haken fans when you infect them with a virus (suddenly they dont like viruses anymore)
Megadeath fans when microalive shows up
I didnt get tis reference
Consider haken deez nuts
Toilet paper when wash cloth show up
Foo Fighters when all the foo is gone
Food fighters after eating it all
My bloody valentine fans when they have to show up in court for murder
MCR fans when they realize that they are allowed to be not emo
Mcr fans when their vocalist wont stfu
My Chemical Romance fans when it's illegal to
wait that might be a bit much for this server
Failure fans when they succeed
Converge fans when they diverge
P!ATD fans when they calm down
The mars Volta fans when they realize that David killed Goliath and that’s why he’s haunting the band
Emma Ruth Rundle fans when the Ruth Rundle's Emma
tool fans when someone needs help fixing something
fans when the aircons
tool fans when they are playing chess in a moshpit
King gizzard and the lizard wizard fans when they realize the band name is stupid
haunted shores fans when i haunt them on a beach after they die (suddenly they dont like haunted shores anymore)
Beach boys fans when theres a tsunami
king gizzard fans when they get turned into a lizard by a wizard
Ordered by a king named Gizzard
gorillaz fans when they go to a zoo and see a monkey
gn
Gorillaz fans when the singer disses Taylor Swift
I made that bitch faaaamous
rings of saturn fans when i send them to space (suddenly they dont like saturn)
Gn worst fraction of the united states
Hey at least im not actually from there
Consider Alabama
i know someone named alaska you guys should get together
Perhaps
You need to find Wyoming, been so gone people swear she doesn't exist
but I remember that day 😶
wyoming? i hardly know ming!
wyoming is funny
laugh track and Seinfeld theme
"is funny" more like doesnt exist
you stole my gif
who can i talk about music with
https://youtu.be/XP5NGB-sBFY check this song out!
Provided to YouTube by Beggars Group Digital Ltd.
Catalyst (Remastered) · Oceansize
Effloresce
℗ 2003 Beggars Banquet Records Ltd
Released on: 2017-11-10
Associated Performer: Jon Ellis
Associated Performer: Mark Heron
Associated Performer: Michael Vennart
Associated Performer: Richard Ingram
Associated Performer: Steven Durose
Mixer: ...
is bayonetta good?
idk what that is
game
IDK didn’t play the game but heard it’s pretty good
Left or right?
right because im right handed and right brained
Ok
uhmm that's impossible
so for real
if you're right handed then you're left brained
sadly thats a lie
I got a meat cleaver
Just seen this sorry my connection cut off at that time
Missed a bunch of stuff too
But I looked back of course
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i do dislike my ethics teacher
are they not ethical
he didn’t give me 100% because i didn’t say buddha isn’t a god
i literally said he was a human
„it’s not the same“
I'm back
i forgot to talk in chat
imagine going to something called a chat and not knowin what to do 💀
well it's past midnight and i have summer school at 8:30 so see ya folks
Lol my game froze too
This is a greed mode game break of all times
gn sloth
hello chat what is y'all opinion on AI generated art
I see a lot of people online who seem upset about AI generated art because it's looking more and more human like with the most performing AIs (such as Dall-E 2) but I think it's just coping because I see it as a great technology
yeah silksong
wrong chat SHAKE MY HEAD
An example of AI gen art?
The web page for dall-e 2 gives quite a lot of examples and other things its technology can do https://openai.com/dall-e-2/
This is what it was meant to be.
it's not perfect yet but it's already much better than last year's technology and it's growing exponentially so i'm pretty hopeful about it
I like this one
this is a cool thread
I can guarantee it will spawn the spiciest of memes once it truly becomes mature.
well good news, they said they're aiming for a public release this summer
there is only a year of technology separating these two images
Just browsing on r/weirddalle gives some hilarious stuff sometimes.
yeah admittedly dall-e mini gives funny results and it's free and available to everyone
AI-generated Team Cherry games by 2030 
Pro
gonna feel like people would be scamming them with that price
Shush
got early access to silksong
Anybody interested? #hk-discussion message
2024 election resutls leaked
Cat.

decisive win by the Cuphead party despite what appears to be a tie in the popular vote

haloa
Hi
how are you
sup
Tired
The reveal yesterday left me tired
GL
Good luck with it
You got this
Ye
cracking ur neck in the morninh always feels good
I feel that I have no context
a
My kits say good luck
C A T
ou
and this?
sorry
I'm playing online poker and this dude is stuck for like 500BB all because of me.
So fun to run good sometimes.
shut up
ok
You little fuck

i don't think ive ever laughed as hard as when i saw chris pratt "mario" appear on screen
that shit was pure comedy honestly
Oh man
That was fucking hilarious
It's still funny
Not as much anymore but It was too funny
17 more days until cuphead dlc :0
carpet munchy
EYYYYYYYYY

Also confirmed that vulture is in the movie
@main snow no copypastas
Just a huge info dump right here
hmmmmm
man.
That’s a… random antagonist to pick
We gonna get Big Wheel as well?
hello
why you say it like that that's good
Spot is awesome
They chose someone who fits with the movie over someone popular that's good as shit
anyways sonic frontiers parry kinda raw ngl
Yeah but we could’ve had… The Wall
You already made that joke but with big wheel
It’s hilarious
Wait Europe has pickpocketing problems?
I thought Europe was fake
What?
speaking of unfunny added a vine boom sound effect because it fits
have you finished ori 2?
Oh wait yeah you guys only consider European: Ireland, UK, Portugal, Spain, Malta, Andorra, San Marino, the Vatican, Germany, Belgium, the Netherlands, Luxembourg, Liechtenstein and Switzerland right?
i don't think anybody understands what you're going on about
The last part was a mocking to a weird reaction to a problem Europe apparently currently has
why
I was curious to see what European people could tell me about this reoccurring problem
not a big problem in greece at least
I’ve heard is very common among metros, Paris, Rome, Poland and Balkan countries
haven't heard nothing about that

I mean Greece is advanced am I right?
Every country is “advanced”
you say that like being "advanced" means you don't have crime
Holy-



