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i will get a cockatiel instead
cult of the lamb demo 👀
yesterday when i sat down in the movie theater to watch dominion someone had brought their child and it asked if they can buy the screen
the whole screen
he really just drops this huh
where 
on earth

Good luck!
same!
tbh I don't actually know how the game works because I've never taken more than one attempt to complete it 
the final result is aight
just did a „geography 100% all location speedrun“
they really had another sonic prime teaser and it was just big
the character not the teaser itself that was rather small
@warm leaf
my phone be fucjing with me
i have set the phone to change into dark mode at 20:00
but here i am it’s 21:00 and still in light mode 🦍
What

i have because so many countries look exactly the same
also basically it tells you how close you are to the land mass
Hi k6jr
also its annoying because sometimes its not even a country
hello texas
How are you
Smh
People dying compilation
stupid people comp!
my dog be getting gains
she eating low-fat quark
i need to get gains
I already got gains
how
Buff af
i had gains
then i injured my neck
🦍
now i get too self conscious wearing shorts
my legs got small again
i used to be self conscious while wearing shorts because i have too much leg hair
or anything that isn’t oversized tbh
but i dont really care anymore
i am a vampire
so i blend in with my white tshirts and stuff
was bothering me for a long time
the brain is a funny little fuck
vampire as in whiter than a piece of paper
On steam
same
You may know by now though
i literally look transparent
i get told i am a ninja in during day time
nobody says anything about it to me
at least doctors tell me i have good veins to get a blood draw 🗿
high schoolers are bound to say dumb and unnecessary stuff, i suppose
that is true
My lab technician can't draw blood from my right arm but can from my left
i will never be able to understand the fear of needles
Well it’s called irrational for a reason
needles are terrifying
Where did everyone go 😰
gone
This is so sad
wow I wonder who it could possibly be
never seen this before
What are you even talking about
the gif i sent
wait
Get a better joke
y u see this

its suppose to be invisible
average doge pfp
also doge is god doge is life
Middle school humor
you’re only digging yourself a deeper hole
in ur mom
aight im out srry
not sorry
u too
mwah
also go to hk vc and look at rabbit's stream for memes
Don't worry everyone except me here has middle school humour
I mean most people here are literally in middle school
ye
because HK is apparently aimed at 15 year olds
i'm in high scool but i kept my shtty humor
too much internet and not enought btches i think
Everywhere but Netherlands has beautiful natur
c r i n g e
I don't get how no one goes on walks
how about FRANCE
EVER BEEN THERE ?
NO
THEN COME
o
Great country
thx u
Too many tall people I suppose
La Chaise-Dieu was awesome
good stuff yea
That is like average everywhere else
Exactly
can confirm
ive gained the ability to be able to convert meters to feet in my head
Bitches? Overrated, annoying, unnecessary.

thats like 5'11 right
The French places I went to that vacation were
Charleville, Vézelay, Le Puy-en-Velay, La Chaise-Dieu & Metz
@honest flint
Was 2019
all good really
Do you know them all?
badd
around the world ?
thats about how tall i am
around the world
around the world
around that amount of uh inches or feet or whatever
oh that
both
still dunno why the f yall still use it
meters are decimals its great and easy
tony???? i know that guy!!!!
um who are you
how do you know me
I’m country neighbors with the friendly people and Mexico
By friendly people I mean they are way too friendly
so not americans
nor germans
nor french (can say that i am one)
ummmm
hmm
woooooo
Have you guys never met a Canadian or something
je suis français !
i am from alaska
thought you were italian
italian french canadian
the word canadian looks extremely strange now
I’m American but I can name every country, does this make me some sort of higher being?
yes
gorb level
Why do you know weird countries like timor leste
i am american but i can name every state
thats normal
But that’s not the point
That’s not a country
its a territory
Sea land
east indian ocean territory
Kazakhstan
can you stop
Georgia
You already said that
Also the best country by FAR is the federated states of Micronesia!
best country is lesotho cause its inside of south america
hmm no
is that lesotho or estonia
Ok well san marino and the Vatican are both in Italy
It’s lesotho
vatican city is great
Estonia is bordering Russia
smallest country
oh lol i was way off
It’s near Finland
You can barely see it
Yeah sadly you can't be Swiss Guard either
you are coping
cope and seethe
just seethe
but not mald
I should become the president of Tonga
hey unsatiable
hows it going sloth
good
howd soccer go
sucker
i barely know her!
sounds like a skill issue to me
possible terminal
nah
i'm maidenless
😎
-1 + (-1) =! 0
We know
i can
Yeah
you see
you have 0 brain cells
meaning you dont have 1 braincell

damn bro
they paid for your gas?
wow
i beg to differ
you know what hurts? having sore fingers
muscle soreness in your fingers is a thing apparently
and i want it to stop 🦍
I’ve never had sore fingers
lucky you
spoiler tag those images man
Even though my fingers should probably not even work at this point
i got them after playing volleyball yesterday
it’s a mix of pain and soreness
and it kinda feels nice but it sucks
i like it
its my least favorite sport
it just hurts
i suck tho
was my first time playing it
I’m the worst volleyball player of history
you haven’t seen my classmates then
i play soccer
have played it for around 10 years
My mom made me play that for about 4 years in elementary school and my team never won a single game
i am athletic
i just have the amazing, god given talent of injuring myself
so i am generally pretty athletic, but soccer is the only time i really ever be athletic
I have never broken a bone so I assume I don’t have this
and i mean
i can walk and randomly trip and idk break a toe or something
i lost count
I have a fear of breaking a bone and my life goal is to never break a bone
f sake
i once broke my toe during bjj
and i hust got thrown
and somehow my toe landed between the rubber things (forgot the name) and i rolled at the same time
it sends as a file again
epic embedded fail
I have no idea what bjj is
it’s not that bad
fixed
you get used to it
Brazilian jiu-jitsu
or for some just ju-jutsu
Yeah I’m sure that it won’t hurt when breaking a bone at all considering that I nearly cry when I stub my toe
martial arts things
you throw people and strangle them and stuff
yeah no the initial pain is bad
but the aftermath doesn’t hurt
And then because I’m an American I have to pay like 6000 dollars to pay for a broken bone
embed fail
ok i do have high pain tolerance
given the amount of times i visited the hospital
oof
good luck
ive got low pain tolerance
broke my index finger once
my only weakness is that i am ticklish
My family had to pay like 8K because I was constipated once at age like 3
damn
windows is being funny when i try to open the windows menu it decides to close immediatly
a classmate thought it was fun ti tickle me and this went on for a long time
i still flinch whenever someone gets close to me with their hand
and a bunch of other things related to that
It's okay. Just click on it and you can see what it's all about.
embed fail
Tickle time
it gets better tho
after two years of not being tickled i am almost freed from that hellish reflex
how old are you
yes
same!
But it's still clickable.
yes years old gang
but its still an embed fail
you do know im just making fun of you
well i am not in university
but soon
depending on how you define soon
hmm like 17 then?
You can still click.
Ah
Never mind. Most of the time, I don't get jokes.
XD
you dont know how old you are
How to forget your age
easy just have amnesia
trivial things are easy to forget
step 1: never celebrate your birthday
step 2:
did you forget step 2
I can’t remember if my birthday is March 28th or 27th
my memory sucks
unless it’s some stupid shit
I remember what being born felt like and nobody believes me and I’m so mad
i think two of my sisters birthday is the 28th
hmm 2 of them huh
yeah most people only begin to remember stuff after 3+
Guys
ive got 3 sisters
Goofballs
i’ve got 4 🗿
younger sisters?
honestly? same
I remember the time I fell off the stairs as a 1 year old
the only thing i remember from my childhood was getting pushed down a high place and breaking my leg
same
I’m the youngest and the oldest
they get away with shit
only child?
only child moment
Yeah
that is me
nice
recently my brother got pissed off and hit me, he got away with it
never
i get away with stuff
we are not the same
yes
well now i would get away with stuff
but back then my father wouldn’t let things slide
because you’re an only child
i'm at the age where i get stuff pinned on me even though i didn't do it and then i just have to suck it up and take it
are you not my age
how old are you?
15
i remember trying to frame my siblings
Nope it’s because I’m SLICK
Also I don’t do stupid stuff like ever
sometimes it worked
most of the time it didn’t
i used to do dumb stuff
till i was like 7 or 8
sorry i'm back
i'm 17
yes
i could never play them tho
i would if i could 
how about you get older
I’m 15 because I’m SWAG
15 gang
i wish i was 15 again 
15/wish was 15 gang
i am more suited for pianos
or well
i was drilles into piano
also i like music but i don't know how to play any instruments, at least not well
i put all my creativity points into drawing
i love music
it’s been a while since i’ve played the piano
i will start during summer break again
let’s see how much my skills have decayed
i just cant play any genres i like
Piano isn’t even humanly possible
(It has notes)
yeah it is
i can’t even read notes anymore
i can still read them but i am slow af
i can almost play the theme of a certain boss in a certain game on piano
i sometimes remember a story my friend told me about his first day in university
he talked with like 2 people right you know classic first day friendship blossoming, and he ended up in a group of like 7 people, but the funny thing is those 2 groups are completely unrelated
hi gum
Idk how he did it but he went to university instantly made friends and then changed friend groups by day 2
whats a skeleton in a closet ?
Sans?
no
me
epic
a game that is forbidden
sad
very forbidden to talk about here
what’s your favorite persona part?
Which game?
Tech issues can anyone help me in general 1?
no
idk
each game has it’s merits
p3 for the story, p4 fixed the confidants, p5 for the style and music
and p1 and p2 are older but still work
just different from persona as we know it now
i like that reasoning
i bought the new persona, was it strikers? when it came out
and i still haven’t played it 🦍
I say no but I will not fight you over that
persona music in general is good
Yeah
True
the rest boils down to preference

grimm
I think we’ll be seeing sans in season 2 of GG:Strive
same thing really
dead anji
nah
waldo is going to be there tho
He's been dead for a while
yup
They just keep shooting his corpse
i want slayer in ggst
aight i’ll go to sleep now
cya
i wanna see a drastic slayer redesign
Slayer would have to be changed a lot so he doesn’t tread on Nago’s heels
which is because Nago is based on Slayer
not nearly as cool as him though
but changing those things on Slayer would maybe remove too much of what makes the character work in the first place
so I don’t expect him to show up
thend
I want bedman
Bedman died didn’t he
I don't care
no?
I’m just saying…
also iirc his bed frame exploded in the second story mode
sooooo…
Don’t expect him to be playable
bed could be in though
His sister is alive tho
that’s true
just without the man part
Bedwoman?
ooh?
the first new character is almost certainly gonna be Sin
but after that who knows
Did the update roll out yet btw?
yup
nice
LEAK
nerfed anji even harder
mod*
Ehh i think he got one weird nerf but a bunch of buffs
LEAK
Not like they gave him crazy buffs though
nah he didn't bro
why is it the exact same design as xrd then
He got like his last thing deleted
So I don’t expect him to be that much different
I have like an anji main friend he broke it down for me
that thing he can't do anymore?
That was like his last thing
There's nothing else
Like any buffs don't really matter because that was it
Why don’t we just have a zip line that goes all the way across the Atlantic Ocean
I’ll have to check tonight on people’s first reactions
since I can’t play for a few days
Sol and May players are gonna have to figure out some new tricks
everyone is because of the universal changes
may players are gonna have to figure out how to be decent human beings, hopefully
Potemkin hijinks will continue
hijinks is a bit of an understatement
if only they gave him another grab
he definitely needs another grab
every character should have like 20 more moves I think it would be fair and balanced
they went gonzo mode on the Giovanna buffs
I think it’s fun to have a character that, more so than every other character, just kicks you
do you know how her tension gain mechanic works
nope
ive played gio like once
as her tension increases she gets stronger
At max tension she gets defense on par with Potemkin and higher damage
so having full tension and not using overdrive is more beneficial than using overdrive
Not really
her overdrives are pretty good
pretty sure your supers get buffed too even if they cost tension
Baiken got buffs
ik
dying hopefully
But how better
Sorry ur bad
i really did win huh
Baiken won
you never even played baiken against me
Potemkin won some too
faust, like the most buffed next to ky
baiken, really good buffs
Leo won a lot
i dont like her because of other people
yeah because i would fucking annihilate you do you want that
Chaos lost but gained things that make him more fun to play as well
no i dont
so I’ve heard a lot of chaos players were excited to play Chaos more without feeling like a jerk
No clue how to play that character
shoot
i kinda like ky
kiske
because everyone got changed it’s hard to look at one character in a vacuum and say “this person is worse now”
i tried using some characters i havent played much
we just have to play and find out
ky really got dragon install but not sol
i killed someone with dragon install
So sad they didn't bring back xrd dragon install
at least it’s a really funny punish when you catch someone off guard
but it’s funny
wild throw is funny
we’ll just have to find out I guess
it looks like a lot of characters have more incentive to do aerial combos
and they changed Sol’s j.d a bit
they might want players to begin dustlooping
is it just me or are fully charged dust attacks basically impossible to hit
it's commitment move they're always funny to pull off
fenrir
most Potemkin moves are a commitment move 
Leo has a lot of good stuff
leo is basically just german
Lots of stuff going on with that fighter
i love him
brynhild stance my beloved
Potemkin buster
grab
i only ever use it if i havent used it on the opponent before
to catch them off guard
grabbing you
yeah potemkin grab
potemkin buster
whats thr input for heavenly potenkin buster again
double quarter circle forward slash
wut
true!
so 236236S for Heavenly
k
I barely use it but it’s very funny
and since I barely use it can catch people off guard
doesnt the crouching heavy slash go into it perfectly
HEAVENLY... POTEMKIN!!... BUSTER!!!!!!!!
but man if Potemkin buster didn’t apply damage scaling this would prolly instakill a lot of the cast
I doubt the update changed this but Potemkin Buster > RRC > 5D > 2S > 2H > Heat Knuckle is a much better option
only costs half meter too
And pretty easy to pull off, you just gotta get the initial buster
Yo no hablo inglés :D
no habla espanol
Yo si hablo español
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I love all the dumb ways people say this phrase and how it’s almost always wrong
i dont speak spanish
XD
don’t worry about it
so i dont know how to say it
it’s fine
it is okay
yey
coool I loved doing that
Dope PFP.
me and the boys bout to win
I played badminton today. I turned around and my friend accidently served a birdie right into my eye (about a meter distance from one another) and everything in my left eye is starting to get blurry Note that the first 2 hours after getting hit in the eye, it wasn't blurry, or at least barly
this run is so good tho
damn
As time goes on it's getting more blurry which makes no sense
Where’s light spirit lou
and the new upgraded shade
ohhh nvm
you play console too
false
can't believe his world from sonic 06 is on spotify twice but neither of them is the best version
also goodbye im going bye gonna go bye goodbye cya
now that sloth is gone i can make fun of him for being bad at video games 
actually i already do that to his face so there's no point
you'll probably beat me
but then again i say that to everyone
and i have won so far
we’ll see
I’m sitting at floor 9 with Potemkin last I played
but I haven’t actually played that much
my phone just fell from my tall desk to a closed metal trashcan and then to the floor face first
It remains unscathed
your phone was scared
I'm on floor 6 but that's because i usually quit after 3 matches
get striving
I lack the patience to win 5 times in a row so i just appear in the 6th floor beat someone senseless and leave
the friend I play with the most has gotten to Celestial
Keep at it
you’ll be gaming
Good luck gamer
I guess you can say i don't strive for that kinda thing usually
a ha ha
a ha ha
a ha ha
oh yeah ive been playing monolith a lot
almost beat it like twice
nice work
It's pretty easy but it gets hectic and my gum brain can't keep up
I won’t spoil why but it gets much harder if you want it to
I am nearly incapable of seeing anything through my left eye because of how blurry it is now 
Maybe I should check with an eye doctor

anyone here good with googling problems they have because im not
Address not found
Your message wasn't delivered to *******because the address couldn't be found, or is unable to receive mail.
I need to understand whether this person deleted their email and thats why i cant email them or whether they cant receive email, and if they cant why and how else can I contact them
Ok man
anyone else get alot of duplicate ads recently?
Yea
glad im not alone
i lied I usually get duplicate ads tbh
VIVA CHILEE
sent you a message
I'm satan
hi
(dot)
You have returned
Why not
i used to play drums because im awesome like that
Same!
but then i figured out i prefer to just listen to music and didn't chase a dream i no longer had
because im awesome like that
so true
i know
helo
Hello and welcome back
ah yay someone remembered me haha thank you!
I’m the memory mastermind
ah.. my memory can be quite garbage
My memory is only bad if the thing I’m remembering isn’t important
true enough
i never really forget any game stuff
I don’t really forget anything when I’m playing an instrument
how so?
well instruments are important to me so i try to remember as much useful stuff as i can
ah yea
i never really forget stuff with my violin
also when im listening to stuff i try to remember how the song goes
it takes a few times listening to a song for me to fully remember it though
that happens to me when i dont love the song
like if its a song that i just enjoy a bit it might take a bit
i memorize songs pretty slow
but if there's a part i really like ill remember it faster
normally i just remember a certain part and it constantly goes over in my head while im bored
so i know that part really well
theres a song that i just recently started listening to and it only took me like 3 listens to memorize
i really like songs that have a great buildup
GN
good night sweet prince
what!
b e a n s
💖
im about to have a pizza at 9:30 at night
?psa
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you are too?
yep lol
pizza pals
just ordered like, 10 minutes ago
i just made a frozen one
do you mean what toppings or like where from or brand
i really want pizza now
toppings
i kinda like super deluxe pizzas
i like all meat pizzas
i like cheese and canadian bacon
hahaha canadian bacon
basically hawaiian without the pineapple
oof
yes yes yes i know its ham
but ive always called it canadian bacon its hard to shake
i dont have to
idk why my family hasnt taken a vacation to canada
its really nice up here
cause it SUCKS
about only for 2 months
alaska is infinitely better
did you know you are connected to canada
yeah
excuse me but like, how dare you say canada sucks
canada is literally better than the US LOL
WE HAVE POUTINE!!!
idk even know what that is!
Not hard to be better than the US
gravy and cheese on fries
what in the
maybe one day I’ll eat poutine
sounds like something i wouldnt like
its amazing
Sounds right up my alley
hey wombat
that might be as bad a ranch on fries!
I don’t like ketchup on my fries, I prefer tartar sauce so maybe I’d like poutine
welp pizza has arrived so i best be off!
ta-ta!
the united states is literally hell because people dip pizza in ranch
at least i eat pizza without dipping it in ranch
Tartar sauce
im eating pizza right now id prefer not to puke
I just ate some pizza too
🥵
what
microscopic
ouch
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Why are video essays so long
I’ve never seen one that wasn’t more than 40 minutes
because they're ..... essays?
Howdy 

hows it going

Favourite item in tBoI
Go
Hi Mr unsatiable
hows it going
Sick
Sick bad
oof, strep throat ?
Yeah thx
I GOT A WORKING CHARGING CORD
now i dont have to worry for it to stop working when i turn it
Doing good
how are you?
a little sick, but alright
reworking my pathfinder character

good to hear that you're doing alright
Warm water, throat rinsing, honey/cinnamon
turns out i was using the wrong ruleset for the class type
so i needed to go through and rework stuff
also the DM is having the party make our stuff a bit more powergamey

since one player has a supper overoptimized build
and everyone else is mid-range
so he's trying to balance it out
skissue
Can I get a test subject for this?
hows it going tonight btw prov
Lol wow instant toxicity
pretty good honestly
i hate that damn turkey
it was really fun to kill to death
just kept hitting it with a hammer until it got knocked over, and then getting a big bang combo on it
and it died in like a minute
it was a nice change to me getting an anjanath really low in like a half hour, and then it leaving right before i could kill it
the dumb bird is the only newee mon that trips me up. specifically his damn rock
kulu-yaku is a good bird
mhmm
i also think kulu ya ku is complete ass
the rock makes it go from a walking punching bag that just kind of dies to a walking punching bag that's sometimes annoying to hit
imvincible rocks are a old MH final boss, giving one to a monster was bs
i actually cannot think of an MH final boss that's just a bunch of rocks other than Shara
unless you're talking about Ahtal Ka which aren't really rocks
nope it's a gathering quest
i meant the literal path blocking rocks lmao
i dont know much about mhw
calling it a monster is an insult to every fight in the series
oh yeah the bastard egg quests
isnt there something thats more of a boss