off-topic

[fallow plaza]

wow

[novel wigeon]

Also this game is just a normal ocean simulator

[shy jolt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4kFAVmXm6E

[fallow plaza]

subnautica

[shy jolt]

this was 7 years ago

[fallow plaza]

i'd ping moosh but he's probably in bed

moosh knows lisa

[shy jolt]

the only diff is back then he had to restrict to the video length cuz youtube

most of my childhood youtubers has either turned into content streamers or WOW WOAHHH OH MY GOSH WHAT IS THIS NEW FEATURE WHAT THAT IS INSANE

[fallow plaza]

im playing hyper light drifter

[shy jolt]

or theyre dead either out of moving on from youtube or doing some fucked up thing getting them cancelled

[fallow plaza]

banger game that i forgot about

[shy jolt]

hlid

[fallow plaza]

hlid

[novel wigeon]

OMG guys I found a horse in Minecraft

Guys look at these 300 useless mods I downloaded OMG it’s so cool

[fallow plaza]

the minecraft youtuber mentality

[shy jolt]

then cuts every 30 seconds

no actually 10 seconds

[fallow plaza]

WHATS UP YOU GUYS, WELCOME TO ANOTHER MINECRAFT LETS PLAY, OH MY GOD GUYS LETS GO WE FOUND A PIECE OF STONE

[shy jolt]

"something happens"
cuts forward for like 5 seconds

[novel wigeon]

Guys I just spent 300$ on loot boxes let’s open all of them and see how many legendaries I get

[novel wigeon]

What’s up guys welcome to my Minecraft let’s play and in this episode we’re gonna speedrun Minecraft (cheats and also very original BTW)

[shy jolt]

thumbnail is

: MY LUCKIEST ROLL YET????!?!

[novel wigeon]

I hate it bcs it makes kids want to spend money on loot boxes

I made it very clear to my brother when he started watching those that these morons spend money on nothing

[shy jolt]

gambling do be a problem

[novel wigeon]

As much as I think SuperCell make the best online mobile games (CoC, CR and BS) these games are so grindy if you don’t pull in the cash

And even that is usually in loot boxes

[gritty pine]

Mobile games have such a low bar to begin with.

[novel wigeon]

Yes

[fallow plaza]

cause it doesnt matter how good the game is, you're gonna get money from ads anyways

[novel wigeon]

Yes and nobody is going to do anything about it

Mobile games make so much money

That nobody wants to shut the system down

Gamers would not revolt bcs kids, old people or people who don’t care in general (most people) wouldn’t lift a finger

[fallow plaza]

get down to rock

get up to burn

stand with your pride

dont be the wastemaker

[fallow plaza]

kid named finger:

[novel wigeon]

Try fingers but hole

[fallow plaza]

im sorry what

[novel wigeon]

Behold, dog

[fallow plaza]

that is much worse with the context of what i said

[novel wigeon]

Lover O lover, therefore time to pickle

[novel wigeon]

It’s a common message in Elden ring

[fallow plaza]

yeah i know

but its worse with the context of my message

[novel wigeon]

Yes that’s the point

[fallow plaza]

the kid part of it

[novel wigeon]

It’s only in your head bud

[spring ermine]

yeah

i go to the gym and i’ll start muay thai soon
had to take a 3 year break from martial arts

[fallow plaza]

i do soccer

[spring ermine]

nice
i did. play soccer till i was 7 years old but it wasn’t for me
so i switched to bjj but i had to stop when i got out of elementary school since i didn’t manage to get to the gym in time

[drifting tusk]

[fallow plaza]

ive been playing soccer for like 10 years lol

thinking of stopping soon honestly

still gonna referee for it though, cant give up that easy money

[spring ermine]

why?

[fallow plaza]

im not really improving anymore

im getting too old for it too but thats in like 3 years that i cant do it anymore

[spring ermine]

that sucks

[fallow plaza]

a b it

i could probably join some school soccer club at that point though

actually wait no

i'd be in college at that point

i'd have to join the college team

if i go to college

[spring ermine]

i thought you were like 30+ 🦍
how can you be too old if you aren’t even in college

[fallow plaza]

im saying once im college age, im too old

thats in 3 years

[spring ermine]

that still seems fairly young
but understandable

[fallow plaza]

yeah im pretty young

15

definitely not 30+

kinda offended that you thought that

[gritty pine]

Infant.

[spring ermine]

i can’t wait to go to university and suffer

🦍

[fallow plaza]

ok so im actually 10 according to gum gun

and 1 inch tall

and i'd believe him cause he's the best person on discord

[spring ermine]

gum gun?

[fallow plaza]

gum gun

[gritty pine]

Gum Gum Bullet.

[uneven fog]

The god of off topic

[fallow plaza]

indeed

greek god of off-topic

also faust irl

https://tenor.com/view/faust-guilty-gear-strive-guilty-gear-strive-monster-gif-22198268

this is what he looks like

[spring ermine]

the only gum gum person i know is ruffy

[fallow plaza]

gum gun

not gum gum

[spring ermine]

||the new chapters say something different tho||

[spring ermine]

yeah my bad

[fallow plaza]

『 G u m G u n 』

gum ugn

[spring ermine]

ugn

[fallow plaza]

gum ugn

[spring ermine]

i see

gum ugn
i will remember that name

[fallow plaza]

i just realized

malenia pfp

[spring ermine]

yes

[fallow plaza]

hard boss, but one of my favorites

if not just my favorite

[spring ermine]

wasn’t that hard
struggled more with Radahn

radahn took me 25 tries and malenia only 7

[fallow plaza]

pre-nerf im guessing

[spring ermine]

🦍

no…

[fallow plaza]

dang malenia took me like 70 tries

radahn was like 2

after the nerf he's extremely weak

[spring ermine]

malenia was for some reason really easy
it just took me a long time to realise the npc don’t kill him on their own

[fallow plaza]

dang

i didnt even use the npcs

[spring ermine]

but when a friend fought him they did all the work

so i thought it was supposed to be a cinematic fight

[fallow plaza]

even though you're literally supposed to use them, i feel like its cheating

[spring ermine]

at some point i just ran up to him and did the fight on my own

i only used summons for one fight

[fallow plaza]

other people can use summons and use ashes and stuff i just dont do it personally

[fallow plaza]

godskin duo?

[spring ermine]

nope

[fallow plaza]

dang

[spring ermine]

soldier of god, rick

hardest boss in game

[fallow plaza]

thats the only fight i summoned for

[spring ermine]

took me 10 years

[fallow plaza]

oh no

thats such a hard boss

took me like 40k tries and a millenium

[spring ermine]

godskin duo was easy
they didn’t respawn after i finished off one of them

[potent burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/faust-hello-chat-gif-22555680

[fallow plaza]

oh so they just glitched out for you

hey gum gun

we were just talking about you

[potent burrow]

of course

[spring ermine]

but in every run they did

[potent burrow]

https://twitter.com/monsterhunter/status/1534084052969566209?t=dEKuB89KJSCSmXjvU8dwWw&s=19 look at this brand new owl

Monster Hunter (@monsterhunter)

The Cohoot is a familiar feathered face around Kamura Village.

They can also be seen in various places in Elgado, your new #Sunbreak observation base.

Hmmm, whose pet could this white owl be?

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Twitter · Jun 7, 2022, 8:05 AM

[fallow plaza]

just talking about how you're the best and you're the greek god of offtopic

[potent burrow]

yeah

[fallow plaza]

completely brand new

made it up just for sunbreak

[potent burrow]

mf out here looking like

[fallow plaza]

is that frickin penguins of madagascar

[potent burrow]

yeah

[fallow plaza]

i remember that movie

barely

[potent burrow]

say fuck sloth it's ok

[fallow plaza]

no i dont swear

[uneven fog]

I forgot cohoots existed completely

[potent burrow]

you will

[fallow plaza]

same cause they do absolutely nothing

you can just play with them and thats it

[potent burrow]

cohoots >>>>> silly little pigs

[uneven fog]

No

[fallow plaza]

mosswine?

or poogies

[uneven fog]

[potent burrow]

you DO know they are the whole reason you can always see the monsters right

That's the whole lore

[fallow plaza]

oh

well

[potent burrow]

They do more than poogies EVER did for you

[fallow plaza]

it doesnt seem like they change the gameplay

guess they do

what do poogies even do

[potent burrow]

they are like poogies but more interactive and actually help and also have cooler costumes

[median trail]

hello people

[potent burrow]

nothing

[spring ermine]

what

[uneven fog]

Guess they did that, but could your palicoes do a rodeo on a cohoot?

[fallow plaza]

i know in monster hunter stories they were like collectibles

that did basically nothing

[potent burrow]

you pet them and you change their clothes

[spring ermine]

has anyone here played code vein

[uneven fog]

And palico rodeos we’re my favorite thing

[fallow plaza]

nah

[median trail]

what is going on-

[spring ermine]

damn

[fallow plaza]

wdym?

[uneven fog]

Everything

[fallow plaza]

its just normal off-topic

[median trail]

i have no idea what the fuck the topic is rn

[spring ermine]

yep

nothing

[fallow plaza]

monster hunter

[spring ermine]

it’s off topic

[potent burrow]

you can also tell cohoots to go and cuddle with other cohoots and its adorable

[fallow plaza]

we need to play right now

and do that

[spring ermine]

that’s a nice game

[fallow plaza]

dang i dont have my switch nvm

[potent burrow]

poogies can't do that poogies get no bitches

[spring ermine]

aight i’ll be going now

cya

[fallow plaza]

bye yuurei

[potent burrow]

you don't need a second player you just gotta send your cohoot to the other cohoot sitting around the stairs in the main village area

[fallow plaza]

oh well i dont have my switch or the pc port anyways

[fallow plaza]

good

anime sucks

worst kind of media

fr

[gritty pine]

That's for the manga.

smh

[fallow plaza]

oh lol

manga sucks

worst kind of media

fr

[gritty pine]

[spring ermine]

what does smh mean

somehow?

[gritty pine]

Shake My Head.

[spring ermine]

why would you shake your head

on that context

[gritty pine]

It's a gesture of disapproval.

[spring ermine]

smh

[gritty pine]

shaking my smhing my shake my smh my head.

[spring ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/no-jerry-nope-nah-no-way-gif-16816520

[fallow plaza]

smh my head

[glacial wadi]

Shaking my smh

[spring ermine]

L

[spring ermine]

L

but i get it
it’s weird

[fallow plaza]

ah you are back

[potent burrow]

go to sleep sloth

[spring ermine]

yeah i was pinged so i opened discord again

[blissful heron]

Welcome back

[fallow plaza]

nah

listening to a new album

[potent burrow]

yeah

go

to sleep

[uneven fog]

Go sleep

[fallow plaza]

need to finish the album

[potent burrow]

i dont care

go to sleep

[fallow plaza]

i dont care that you dont care

im not going to go sleep

[potent burrow]

go to sleep

[uneven fog]

You should sleep

It’s good for you or something stupid

[potent burrow]

you can listen to the album after you sleep stupid idiot

[uneven fog]

Or while you sleep

[potent burrow]

where are you from stupidland

idiotville

dumb county

[fallow plaza]

1 inch village

[potent burrow]

go to sleep

the album wont disappear overnight

[fallow plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/faust-guilty-gear-die-dead-goodbye-chat-gif-25561711

[potent burrow]

good

[robust halo]

https://tenor.com/view/metalgear-goodbye-seeya-gif-5742124

[fallow plaza]

bye unique

[uneven fog]

Hello unique, how is life?

[robust halo]

Life is good, looking forward to the 9th of June

Home 😌

[potent burrow]

go to fucking sleep

[spring ermine]

Coool, I just do cycling

i wish i could
but my cardio level is -100

i do 20 minutes of cardio every workout but i still die after walking 2 stairs

[blissful heron]

At least you've got water

[spring ermine]

what’s that

which subject

ah i see

had my english exam last week

nice

no?

it was another book

it was „the absolute true diary of a part time indian“ or something like that

well
the book was ass 🦍

i’ll be vague
europe

i only have 5 exams left
chemistry, spanish, german, english and biology

🦍

i think i’ve failed my last physics exam
and i usually ace my physics exams

guess that’s the downside of being absent too often

[spring ermine]

Aww, yeah it can just be how your body is built. I always take stairs and somehow they still tire me out quick (still like doing it though)

Cycling I do more long-distance

Like actually outside and stuff

Then I travel to the other side of the country and go camping

Cuz coool

nice
the last time i was on a bike was in 6th grade
we were on a class trip
did a tour
i got shitty bike and just
flew down hill

was fun

[spring ermine]

that sounds actually pretty enjoyable

[shut inlet]

unique have you played mgrr

[robust halo]

Yes

many times over

[shut inlet]

based

[robust halo]

[shut inlet]

im still stuck on s rank mistral with murasama only 😭

i hate how it has 3 checkpoints

[robust halo]

I...never even tried that 🥴

Only went for Hitless for the trophy

[shut inlet]

wdym hitless

like fully hitless?

[robust halo]

There's checkpoints so not 'fully' I suppose

[shut inlet]

ah

[novel wigeon]

Now I understand why you quote the game’s dialogue every time a meme shows up

[uneven fog]

#hk-discussion pins, check it

[gritty pine]

[potent burrow]

good news chat i have likely passed a single class

Got an 8/10 on my assignment if i do good on the written exams i pass

the assignment is already 70% my grade

[blissful heron]

Oooh nice

[potent burrow]

there's 3 classes i think im gonna fail and 1 more i think ill pass

My mom really helping me relieve anxiety rn by assuring me that it's ok to fail since i already started on the second half of the year and this was just some adjusting months for me

[forest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/lemonade-national-lemonade-day-lemonade-day-gif-18125253

[potent burrow]

I am having a hard time needless to say

Probably gonna try to get a summer job with a friend of mine afterwards so the grind never stops i guess

[blissful heron]

Just checked out your art links, daaamn! And yeah go for it

[forest remnant]

draw him getting made into a glass of lemonade

when life gives you lemons

brutally torment them for their body fluids, which you then consume in front of them

[blissful heron]

Hope things get better It's been awhile since school for me, always sounds stressful when peeps talk about it

[astral oak]

sounds like you somewhat know what to do at least despite the failing classes, hope it gets better for youu:D

[forest remnant]

I got a 66 on my math final

now i need to do extra tutoring in addition to all the other stuff i want to do this summer

[astral oak]

66/100?

[forest remnant]

yes

[astral oak]

that sounds pretty decent I’m surprised you’d need more tutoring-

[forest remnant]

well, 82/125

but close enough

[forest remnant]

i mean usually you want to get high 80s-low 90s at least on finals

i ended up with a b- in that class

[maiden cypress]

Dude I got a 44% on my math exam and still somehow passed the class

[forest remnant]

which is my lowest grade of the year

[astral oak]

b- is ur lowest?!

[forest remnant]

yeah, but you're in college arn't you?

[maiden cypress]

(He's a nerd)

[astral oak]

bro I’m.. so fkn jealous..

[forest remnant]

grades dont really matter for you anymore

[maiden cypress]

Nope

[forest remnant]

oh

[astral oak]

how does one get good fkn grades I don’t get it

Information goes into one ear and goes out the other

[potent burrow]

hoping so too

[astral oak]

I don’t retain shit 😭

[forest remnant]

idk, all my classes were fairly easy

and im ass at time management

but hey, i memorized like 20 new songs last term

:clueless:

[spring ermine]

just pay attention

[potent burrow]

yeah school will always be stressful be it university or before

[spring ermine]

that does it for me

[astral oak]

fr?

[spring ermine]

as long as im not absent more than 50% of the year i get straight A‘s

[astral oak]

I have already reacted dw

[spring ermine]

that’s the other way

[forest remnant]

wtf, you skip classes?

[spring ermine]

no i just had a neck injury and missed like 50% of this year

[forest remnant]

ive not missed a single class this year

oh

[forest remnant]

could you not do your work online?

[spring ermine]

i hope my teachers don’t say i have to redo this year

[potent burrow]

i used to be better at school when i was younger idk what happened

[spring ermine]

i wasn’t able to move my head
i would’ve gone to school otherwise

[forest remnant]

oh, that sucks

[spring ermine]

well it’s fine now

[spring ermine]

if they do i’ll just 💀

[astral oak]

I try to do that, but when I do wanna write notes and shit my brain just loses focus. And before you know it I’m on my pc playing HK again

[potent burrow]

In highschool herr we are graded on a scale of 0 to 20 and i was like a 16 kinda student

used to be an 18 kinda student

[forest remnant]

so like a B- ?

when using the 1-100 letter scale

[potent burrow]

kinda

keep in mind if you get less than 10 you fail

so idk why it's 0 to 20

kinda stupid

[astral oak]

we do have a library at our school.. does that count?

[spring ermine]

for me it’s a 1-15
i am usually a 14-15 student but now i am more 6-7

[astral oak]

it’s probably better than my room with every distraction in the world huh

[potent burrow]

i usually get hard carried by english and art classes

[astral oak]

yeah I’m pretty sure we’re able to

[potent burrow]

sometimes math because i go off at times

[spring ermine]

my art teacher failed me
just because she didn’t wanna grade me

i helped class mates getting an A and i got an E

[potent burrow]

One i day i walked into art history class not knowing we have a test wrote an 18 and left

i had not studied at all

[astral oak]

I guess that library would be the closest thing to a work environment I’d have, I’ll try to take ur advice!

[spring ermine]

„you didn’t hand in anything to grade“
i fucking hate her

[potent burrow]

i am just that smart

[astral oak]

thank u:D

[forest remnant]

what?

[spring ermine]

she didn’t grade any of the things i handed in

saying i didn’t do anything

[potent burrow]

Another time in my previous high school (music school) i went to a test with some music stuff that i still couldn't wrap my head around after studying and i kid you not i suddenly fucking BRAIN BLASTED and wrote a 19

only had a single mistake

i don't know how but it just all came to me from the heavens at that moment

[spring ermine]

i failed music exams
and i play the piano
i still don’t know how that’s possible

[potent burrow]

i went from about to write a 0 to a 19

[forest remnant]

wtf is a music exam

[astral oak]

man how tf did u pull that off-

[forest remnant]

my school just has band/music lessons as an elective course

i play alto sax

[spring ermine]

it was about therapeutic music use and shit

[potent burrow]

i kinda feel you i failed a music exam because i didn't bring my own instrument and didn't bring my own note sheet (despite other students also not doing that??????)

like i played fine but i still got a 0 for that

utter bullshitery

[forest remnant]

music as a class is bullshit

[potent burrow]

Yeah

[forest remnant]

it should not be a mandetory class

its not fun, no one likes it

[spring ermine]

yoo i feel that
i had to play a piece
missed one note
and i instantly got a grade worse
while the others couldn’t do jack shit

i think my teachers just dislike me

[potent burrow]

Honestly going to a music school killed my interest in playing music made me realize life is better if i just listen to it

[forest remnant]

are you like a dick in class or smth?

[spring ermine]

yeah
well she told us our grades

[spring ermine]

i am the opposite
i never say a single word

well i do participate but that’s it

[potent burrow]

let me tell you my music school was AWFUL

Like listen right

They almost never let younger students play at events

[spring ermine]

was considering going to a music school but fortunately didn’t

[potent burrow]

They had like a few older students who were great and only let them

I went there to learn how to play the drums better and i played the drums a whopping 1 time in an event and 2 times in classes

in the span of 4 years

[spring ermine]

wow that sucks

[potent burrow]

They even made me hit 2 sticks rhythmically at an event

Wow but i kept the beat going wow ok thats not what i went there to learn

[spring ermine]

she did
i got almost everything wrong, how else could i fail

[livid mica]

i wanna learn to play the violin but violins are not cheap so i need to be 100% invested in it

[potent burrow]

I get that i can keep the beat well but surely there was somebody else who could do that who doesn't want to play the drums

[spring ermine]

violins are dope

i wanna learn to play one but
piano is more fun

[potent burrow]

It's like the school cared more about looking good than getting students to actually play

[spring ermine]

even tho i stopped because i’ve got no time

[livid mica]

i cant even play any instrument very well lol so i think its funny i want to play the violin

[spring ermine]

a lot of schools are like that

[potent burrow]

Also had ginormous bias towards greek music if you want to play not greek music fuck you

[spring ermine]

why would it be funny?

[livid mica]

im not sure i just find it funny for whatever reason

i can play the uke kinda

[spring ermine]

maybe i should start taking violin classes
but it’s so expensive

[forest remnant]

and his music was electric

[potent burrow]

They had students chose between a greek music group and a european music group (that didn't just play european stuff) and if you picked the european group guess what you STILL had to do greek music stuff

The illusion of choice

Literally went insane and left for my last 2 years of high school

[spring ermine]

before that i should continue my piano classes

haven’t been there for ages

[potent burrow]

This has been a cautionary tale

[livid mica]

oh yeah i just remembered

[potent burrow]

If you like music don't go to a music school just get lessons outside of school

[forest remnant]

why didnt you just move schools

earilier

[livid mica]

i was gonna learn the harmonica

[spring ermine]

exactly

[potent burrow]

because i had friends there

[forest remnant]

ew what

[potent burrow]

I had like a whole thing going my best friend was there too

[spring ermine]

i get my report card in 5 weeks
it’s gonna be fun🦍🦍

[potent burrow]

Not like leaving stopped me from hanging out with my friends but you know

One of them left too later lol

[spring ermine]

it’s not the same feeling

[potent burrow]

In general a lot of students start leaving around high school

[spring ermine]

no
i for some reason cringe
the same way you do when you hear a recording of your voice

[potent burrow]

Their brains develop enough to understand hey this place sucks

[forest remnant]

i dont

[potent burrow]

i think only 2 of my friends stayed one because her parents didn't let her switch schools and the other because he was too lazy

[spring ermine]

yeah i get that
but i am a bit too scared to start again
because i stopped playing for a while
so i feel like i am gonna embarrass myself once i start again
the brain is a fun thing

[potent burrow]

I kinda regret not keeping up with drums but like then i realize

i live in an apartment

with thin walls

[spring ermine]

dankpods plays the drums too?

[potent burrow]

that can't even fit the set in any rooms

[spring ermine]

that works too

[potent burrow]

i do have a set in my parents house

because that's a big house

when i eventually graduate university and find an actual house ill grab them

One day

[spring ermine]

nice

i’ll maybe start again during summer break

[potent burrow]

That's the dream isn't it don't live in a shitty little apartment building even if you technically have to pay more for the house

[spring ermine]

ok

[green zodiac]

Death

[gritty pine]

[potent burrow]

why do people keep saying this says zap where is the z or the a

it looks like it says up

[gritty pine]

I can kinda see it, but I don't think it's supposed to be text.

[shy leaf]

yeah same

[gritty pine]

I mostly see a very incomplete portrait of Sonic from the right side.

[frank lava]

All I see is sonic running on grass field in unreal engine 5

[shy leaf]

i see a sideways question mark and kind of a spin dash

[potent burrow]

i just see up

the word up

[spring ermine]

Lol

Yeah I'm Dutch so biking is the most normal thing here

Also if I respond like two hours late it's because I'm at work

[potent burrow]

that makes no sense

[maiden cypress]

shut up

[potent burrow]

It literally doesn't make any sense at all

[maiden cypress]

shut up

[potent burrow]

No

It doesn't make any sense

[maiden cypress]

your mouth

close it

[green zodiac]

NOW!

[forest remnant]

@maiden cypress your mouth, open it

[spring ermine]

any cubers in chat?

[gritty pine]

Cubers?

[celest geyser]

those who cube

[green zodiac]

I only morb

[jaunty belfry]

3 x 3 x3 is 27

See, I cube

[patent iris]

https://twitter.com/nintendoamerica/status/1534188466074005506?s=21&t=-sPCKg2gj9Nif3SEbFwPJQ

Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica)

Pre-purchase for the #XenobladeChronicles3 Special Edition, launching exclusively on the My Nintendo Store, will begin tomorrow. The Special Edition will be limited to 2 per account.

Be sure to keep an eye out for an update once pre-orders are officially open!

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Twitter · Jun 7, 2022, 3:00 PM

Finally!

[lavish path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/839309563819458601/983742605152096256/unknown.jpeg

[spring ermine]

rubik’s cube

you know

cube go brrr

[spring ermine]

cats suck
i have so many scratches because of my cat

[opal thicket]

well then stop doing that

[spring ermine]

Cats are awesome

nah they are boring

[potent burrow]

sonic central in 6 minutes

[spring ermine]

nice

[potent burrow]

can't wait for the following chaos

[craggy mountain]

Ye

[jovial trail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13scURh6V4E

[shut inlet]

why does he think people will take the money

[clear burrow]

It's morbin time 😈

[spring ermine]

which cube do you use?

i am thinking about buying the moyu rs3m 2020

since the 2021 is out of stock
like
all the time

[gritty pine]

Rubik's Cube is a creation of Satan, it shall therefore be banished to the Shadow Realm.

[spring ermine]

nah they cool

[potent burrow]

sonic central was

[spring ermine]

mid

[potent burrow]

thats where the sentence ends

[spring ermine]

alright

[potent burrow]

getting an animated prologue for frontiers is awesome

and featuring knuckles too

and sonic prime im not too annoyed we only got that because we're getting more soon

[gritty pine]

Did you know that the FitnessGram™️ Pacer Test is only done to people who like gaming Minecraft?

[potent burrow]

time to check out the ign video to see if that has anything

[pale trellis]

Sadgeing in the Barcelona

[spring ermine]

COOL LEMME GO THERE

Do you live there?

I wanna go on vacation there soon

[umbral light]

Hello

[pale trellis]

Ye

Close ish

[spring ermine]

coool gimme

Switch places with me or something

[pale trellis]

Where u at

[gritty pine]

In a place that's not Colorado.

[pale trellis]

I'm close to colombus

[spring ermine]

I'm in Netherlands

Poof

NOT ANYMORE

now you are

and I'm in BARCELONA

[pale trellis]

Yoo this isn't the nether

[spring ermine]

GRrrr

[urban roost]

Hey, is it just me, or does this new Sonic game look… underwhelming thus far? https://youtu.be/ZkCvVtZ_ZZM

[potent burrow]

ok this ign video actually did something

because we had actual like commentary

and confirmation that we are seeing an early build

[urban roost]

Oh phew

[potent burrow]

The reviewer seems to have the same kinda issues people pointed out but stated twice that it's indeed an early build so that's some hope

The combat i looking like a highlight to my surprise

Apparently there's like multiple ways to tackle enemies as well as parries and dodges and all that

[pale trellis]

Chris hagin out

[potent burrow]

seems like fun

im hoping for the best

[urban roost]

I’m just really hoping Sonic gets more movement abilities
Currently, for an “open-zone” game, it all seems pretty constrained

[potent burrow]

well we have only seen one area

the very first one

So we'll see

[urban roost]

Let's hope

[potent burrow]

in other gaming news to nobody's surprise monster hunter rise sunbreak will have a trailer in capcom showcase

me (very surprised) :😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 😱 😱

[potent burrow]

i still think it's too early to really tell the quality of the game despite sonic fans going insane

[urban roost]

From the early build, it looks like they've got their work cut out for them, but if they manage to pull this off, we'll have an awesome game on our hands

[potent burrow]

in other sonic news sonic prime looks at the very least real pretty

[potent burrow]

they can fix the popup and smooth out animations until the holidays surely

[urban roost]

Add some more music tracks as well

[potent burrow]

they did release some screenshots that appear to be from a newer build

showcase

screenshot

[pale trellis]

Dont you just love it when a random woman stands directly in front of your time-lapse

[potent burrow]

much more detail in the enemy model

[urban roost]

It almost looks like a Pokemon

[potent burrow]

can't tell if this guy is more detailed too but maybe

[urban roost]

"Get out of the way, Sonic...!"

[potent burrow]

i do think one place the game isn't lacking in is just pure visuals

Like this game looks very pretty

[urban roost]

The game looks good, I'm just worried about how it will play

[potent burrow]

yeah

Oh yeah sonic central showed a new boss

[urban roost]

It's too early to make a final verdict but there's a lot to improve at the moment

[potent burrow]

weird looking flying thing dragging a road behind it

[urban roost]

Screenshot?

[potent burrow]

you gotta run to the body of it before attacking dodging projectiles

uhh wait

can't get a clear shot because motion blur

but you get the point

[urban roost]

Yeah

[potent burrow]

shoots some projectiles that run down the road you have to sidestep to avoid

looks like fun

if anything i feel like the game will be fun

this sounds cool

like having some actual levels within the game

seems like it will keep the game fresh

[urban roost]

Do do do do do do, doooo

[robust halo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xn3uAHZHcc sending here as well, good music

[gritty pine]

You're going to die.

[urban roost]

^ not a Chuckster

[topaz roost]

i want a friendship like spranne

[spring ermine]

Toccata and Fugue is my favourite piece of music period

[spring ermine]

AAAAAAH IM LOCKED OUT OF QUAZA

[jovial trail]

alt moment

[spring ermine]

How do i fix this?

by verifying by phone

Im still on my main on pc

[spring ermine]

How tho

Maybe im dumb

click the button

[jovial trail]

Do what it says

[spring ermine]

Thats a button?

Wait ill be bacl

[spring ermine]

ok basically

1+1 = 3

[potent burrow]

So cool that the chaos emeralds actually play a big role in the story in sonic frontiers

it's been a WHILE since they put focus on them

[spring ermine]

Im back

[potent burrow]

last time they had any kinda plot relevance was fucking sonic generations and that was basically just at the end of the game

[wraith shadow]

@shy jolt my company has the best free snacks

[potent burrow]

that was 2012

[frank lava]

I making a law that if you’re making soda free as snacks for your employees sprite should always outnumbered coca cola

[gritty pine]

Dell.

[frank lava]

and also a law where every employee gets access to free food guarantee

[wraith shadow]

Dell.

[spring ermine]

How long does it take for an acount to self destruct ?

[tall canopy]

a month if you authorize its deletion @spring ermine

[urban roost]

10

[spring ermine]

10 years?

[spring ermine]

[tall canopy]

?

[spring ermine]

NO DISCORD FOR A MONTH

[tall canopy]

well kinda yeah

[urban roost]

9

[spring ermine]

the good ending

what did you do

[tall canopy]

while its being deleted u can still use it
kindof

but why

[urban roost]

8

[spring ermine]

there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox

[spring ermine]

I created an alt[ this acount] and it has my number attached so i cant get into my normal acount without it bc discord thinks im a robot 🍞

[robust halo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WapzMVPJ9k this is pretty good

[tall canopy]

what did you make an alt for tho

[robust halo]

Number attached to?

[potent burrow]

why is this so funny

[tall canopy]

phone registration @robust halo

[robust halo]

I assume it's to the main, though, right?

[spring ermine]

no they attached it to this alt they're using

[robust halo]

Oh

Hm I think I've had this before

One sec

[spring ermine]

and now they cant use it to verify their main

[tall canopy]

this kinda mixup is why im technically on my 3rd account

[robust halo]

Ah

[spring ermine]

Here i am

[robust halo]

there's a timeout period for which a phone number can't be used to verify an account or something

not too long I don't think

cheer up, you'll get access to it soon enough

[spring ermine]

till then you can not be Quaza

embrace your new life

[robust halo]

@spring ermine try this

[spring ermine]

Kk

[opal thicket]

That’s Shadow the Hedgehog

[ocean thistle]

can anyone help me with my maths homework

[potent burrow]

no it's mephiless the dark

[opal thicket]

What’s the difference

[potent burrow]

one is less

[robust halo]

wait I think I misunderstood your issue @spring ermine

[opal thicket]

Less what

[robust halo]

If you have access to the alt, and that alt is the one with the phone number attached, couldn't you delete the alt right now?

[potent burrow]

mephi

[opal thicket]

Oh

[spring ermine]

Hey will disabling work?

All i want is to unlink the PN

[robust halo]

Yep that's kinda all you need, except f(0) = -5, not 5 😅

Since the graph of the function goes below the X-axis at 0, and above it at 1, there must be a point between 0 and 1 where it intersects the X-axis

therefore it must have a root between 0 and 1

[robust halo]

I'm not sure, but deletion will definitely

Is it necessary to link the number with your alt?

[spring ermine]

No, i want to burn this acount to pieces and get my number back

[robust halo]

then just delete it!

if it serves no purpose then no point in keeping it alive

[patent iris]

https://twitter.com/summergamefest/status/1534228683161931776?t=nNi9s5DQ6lxQxwPgTKaCgg&s=19

Summer Game Fest - Live Thursday (@summergamefest)

ONE PIECE ODYSSEY is coming Thursday to #SummerGameFest - @onepiece_games

Tuen in to see an exclusive new look at this upcoming JPRG.

Streaming live at 11a PT/2p ET/6p GMT at https://t.co/gO9QVWnsZd

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Twitter · Jun 7, 2022, 5:39 PM

Hoping this is decent

[robust halo]

delete the alt, then link the number with your main again

[spring ermine]

BURN, DIE, GO TO HELL

YASSS

IT WORKED THIS TIME

[opal thicket]

murder

[spring ermine]

ÎȚ WØŘKĘÐ

[maiden cypress]

[opal thicket]

bog…

bog……

[maiden cypress]

bog

[uneven fog]

Bog

[celest geyser]

Scroll wheel on my mouse is broken lets go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLrh1IstMHM

[crisp burrow]

This doesn’t seem right

[celest geyser]

In what way

[crisp burrow]

Isn’t the crossbow supposed to be in the middle of the screen?

When loaded

[celest geyser]

May be different on different versions

idk

[crisp burrow]

It wasn’t like this last time I used a crossbow (on the same device)

It’s treating it like I have an item in the off hand

Which I don’t

[celest geyser]

Does it do this with any other item?

[ocean thistle]

it didnt work but thanks for the help

[crisp burrow]

Only item in the game that is supposed to be in the middle so I don’t think so

[zenith thorn]

https://youtu.be/oy7KTHPT9fs

[shut inlet]

how many games is mgrr going to infect

[zenith thorn]

all

[shut inlet]

good

[spring ermine]

opinions on rap?

[shut inlet]

i think it exist

[noble blaze]

one of the music genres of all time

[shut inlet]

strong take but i agree

[spring ermine]

i do agree
but man
most of the rappers are really bland and „stupid“

there are some exceptions like enemy
because
he studied medicine
but damn
it’s all the same

hot take
classical music is better

[patent iris]

https://twitter.com/stealth40k/status/1534109910430289921?s=21&t=2upvi8BelIGKXL1FnZnKfQ

Stealth (@Stealth40k)

Monolith Soft officially revealed the next "Hero" playable character in Xenoblade Chronicles 3.

Valdi holds the War Medic class (which is different than Eunie's Medic Gunner class).

Likes

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Twitter · Jun 7, 2022, 9:47 AM

This game is about to be so sick

[spring ermine]

yoo let’s go

Yeah hopefully it will be a bit less Xenoblade 2 and more the first game

but it's cool to see the series continue regardless

[patent iris]

2 was the better game though 😎

Naw you are fair to like 1 more

[spring ermine]

For the right target audience I'm sure

2 seems to aim for younger people (and more specified too)

Nothing bad about that, helps a lot to make these specific people prefer 2

[patent iris]

Story and combat were a lot better in 2 and that was what I really wanted personally. The anime aesthetic is just icing on top

Combat especially

[spring ermine]

I hated how you stop moving while attacking

felt super clunky

The story is pretty good, but I didn't like the ||Zanza actually was only evil because THAT IS HIS DARK HALF|| thing

Hated that

Xenoblade 1 fully contextualised why that guy was evil

and 2 made it ||Yeah there's the good half and the bad half, let's make it black and white||

[noble blaze]

Xeno X best one

[patent iris]

Yea that is very fair

[spring ermine]

Maybe, haven't played that

[patent iris]

We do need X too

[noble blaze]

Yeah

we need X two

[spring ermine]

Besides that the story was pretty nice but I didn't really feel the voice acting and the anime tropes I personally am not a fan of

but I'd like to give it another try

Often it seems when I replay a game I was eh on, I like it more

[patent iris]

Aww man, bummer to hear that. Anime is awesome

I can see it being hit or miss but for anime fans it REALLY hits

[spring ermine]

Anime can be great. The first one is anime too

but the second one has these cliché tropes, that was the issue for me

[patent iris]

That’s understandable. It definitely did. Especially with Pyra and Poppi

I really liked Nia

[potent burrow]

I want X port i want X 2 i want X 3

Replace

[patent iris]

Stoked to see what looks like Nia vs. Melia for 3 but we have noooo context

Just based off reveal trailer btw^

[potent burrow]

I like nintendo less the more time away from xenoblade x release we get

the more time it takes them to port it the less i like them

[spring ermine]

I hope they will have improved their localisation efforts

[patent iris]

Lol X isn’t the only game out there though

Nintendo been killing it all over

Strikers this Friday 💪🏼💯

[potent burrow]

They don't even need to update X graphically the game still looks fucking stunning

[patent iris]

I agree

[potent burrow]

....if you just look at the games....and nothing else at all..... suuuure

[spring ermine]

Nintendo of America is real weird with translations at times

I don't really know what Nintendo is doing right now

oh they got Kirby

That's probably nice

Hopefully playing that once I've beat all other ones on emu

[patent iris]

What do you mean? Kirby was amazing. Arceus was really solid. Triangle Strategy

[potent burrow]

Nintendo is still not a good company whatsoever and it makes me sad that they make good games

[patent iris]

There’s a huge list. Dozens and dozens

[spring ermine]

Never said Kirby was bad

Haven't played it

[patent iris]

No company is technically a good company, they want money

[spring ermine]

Played most of the older ones but not Forgotten Lands

[patent iris]

I think you will love it once you do!

[potent burrow]

Yeah but nintendo just feels a little above and beyond

sometimes it feels like they are actively against their fanbase

[patent iris]

I can see that especially in their online and such

[spring ermine]

It more feels like Nintendo's fanbase is actively blind to the bad parts of Nintendo

[potent burrow]

all companies are bad but when they just don't make any good decisions it just kinda feels

[spring ermine]

Nintendo isn't really worse than other companies, probably a bit better too

[potent burrow]

extra bad

[spring ermine]

but when Nintendo does something bad nothing happens

[patent iris]

Nintendo doesn’t make any good decisions?

I take it you don’t have a Switch lol

[potent burrow]

That's not a decision

that's a console

im talking business my friend

[spring ermine]

I think you get what he means

(I hope)

[patent iris]

Yeah but only someone who doesn’t have a Switch would say something like that lol

[potent burrow]

Nintendo switch online is just like the tip of the iceberg

[potent burrow]

i have a switch and i use it a fair amount

[spring ermine]

The worst part is the whole piracy thing for me

[patent iris]

I’m not disagreeing with you about them having issues

[potent burrow]

Aka monster hunter

[spring ermine]

but since 90% of the games I play are on emulator, that's enough of an F you to Nintendo for me

[patent iris]

Fair enough lol I should say it’s uncommon to hear, not impossible

[spring ermine]

Worse is how the fanbase thinks these "despicable pirates should be brought to justice"

[potent burrow]

i mean technically the worst part is the recent lawsuit about how they treat employees

[spring ermine]

I think the fanbase is more of an issue than the company

[spring ermine]

True enough

[potent burrow]

I think nintendo cracking down of emulations would be fine....if there was any other way to play their older games.

[spring ermine]

Galaxy 2

By incredibly immeasurably far

[potent burrow]

But there really isn't

[spring ermine]

I think most Mario games are good but each of them has one big flaw for me

[potent burrow]

It's either buy overpriced copies from ebay or emulate

[spring ermine]

SM64 has shite controls

(still great game)

Sunshine just sucks

Galaxy 1 lacks focus and adds padding

[potent burrow]

I don't have a favorite mario game

[patent iris]

Mario + Rabbids 😎

[opal thicket]

SO TRUE!

[spring ermine]

The physics of Mario I mean

[potent burrow]

I don't think i even own a mario game rn

[spring ermine]

I always play 64 with xbox controller

[patent iris]

…. Why?

[potent burrow]

why not i heard that game was great

[spring ermine]

I played Galaxy 2 with XBOX controller too

otherwise I might have liked it less

[patent iris]

Sunshine is good

[spring ermine]

Okay to be more nuanced, Sunshine's big flaw is the structuring

and how you're forced to do so many missions

[patent iris]

Your opinion doesn’t count

[spring ermine]

whereas in 64 you could skip the janky ones mostly

[potent burrow]

I've played some sm64 and some odyssey and some of the 2D games but i can't say im like a huge fan of any

[spring ermine]

Galaxy 2 is my favourite platformer of all time though

Even beating Banjo which is second

[potent burrow]

I guess i really am a sonic kinda guy even with his faults

[patent iris]

Galaxy 2 is a good choice, I’m bummed they didn’t bring it to Switch

[spring ermine]

Odyssey's problem is how the worlds are more like hubs that lead to these random stupid challenge rooms

and the worlds themselves barely involve involved platforming

[patent iris]

Sonic needs some attention cuz that franchise is been crap for awhile lol

Frontiers doesn’t look great either

[spring ermine]

Super Mario World is pretty great

Don't really see a big issue there

I way prefer DKC though

[opaque arch]

the pancreas is kind of an underrated organ ngl

[potent burrow]

the news about it today seem hopeful

[patent iris]

Every game has flaws

[urban roost]

…

[patent iris]

True my friend

[spring ermine]

Bowser's Fury was amazing too btw

Was really disappointed in Odyssey

[patent iris]

Said by someone who hasn’t played Rabbids

[spring ermine]

but Fury was great

[potent burrow]

I don't even know what's my favorite 3D platform tbh at least traditionally speaking

[patent iris]

🫠

[spring ermine]

There's a lot to play. I'm a huge fan so played almost all the famous ones

[urban roost]

Lost Levels fans are those who confuse “difficulty” with “bad level design”

[spring ermine]

Funnily Mario Odyssey is my least favourite of them all

[potent burrow]

SO TRUE

[opaque arch]

my favourite 3D platformer is the new kirby lmao

[patent iris]

What makes Odyssey your least favorite?

[spring ermine]

Well no not true, Ratchet on PS4 was worse

[opaque arch]

but i havent played a lot of 3d platformers

[urban roost]

Great game but nothing beats Super Mario Galaxy 2

[patent iris]

Rift Apart on PS5 🔥🔥

[opaque arch]

wait im dumb i forgor i played that

[potent burrow]

Oh wait no i HAVE a favorite 3D platformer

[patent iris]

Yeah I’ve never heard Odyssey being a least favorite before lol

[potent burrow]

Sly cooper

I love that fucking game and it's sequels

[opaque arch]

this game was like 20% of my childhood how on earth did i not think of it

[spring ermine]

"Odyssey's problem is how the worlds are more like hubs that lead to these random stupid challenge rooms
and the worlds themselves barely involve involved platforming"

[patent iris]

Great choice, needs to be brought back

[urban roost]

I think it’s a bit overrated but still really good

[spring ermine]

oh and how repetitive many Moons were

[potent burrow]

the racoon game

[patent iris]

I would agree with that

[potent burrow]

You play a funny racoon that steals and is awesome

[opaque arch]

Lechonk

[potent burrow]

Oh also jet set radio future if that counts

[spring ermine]

I just love how you have to be careful to traverse most 3D platformer worlds

[potent burrow]

i fucking love jet set radio future

[spring ermine]

but in Odyssey that doesn't really happen

[urban roost]

Super Mario 3D World is underrated

[opaque arch]

and professor gigachad

[spring ermine]

There's this weird disparity between the exploring and the platforming

[spring ermine]

I played half of that, and was really fun

[opal thicket]

Fr

[potent burrow]

Oh my god and the classic spyro games how did i forgot the spyro games spyro 3 was literally my first game ever

[opaque arch]

same

[spring ermine]

Spyro trilogy is great

100%ed all three a year or so ago

[patent iris]

Can’t wait for Bomb Rush Cyberfunk

[potent burrow]

i love spyro man i hope they give him a new game

[urban roost]

Playing Super Mario 3D World with my siblings is some of the most fun I’ve had in gaming

[potent burrow]

Literally my most wanted game until it comes out

[opaque arch]

well there's the remake ig

[spring ermine]

Spyro Ratchet and Banjo are all lovely

[potent burrow]

yeah that was awesome but i want new

[opal thicket]

Spyro like from skylanders

[urban roost]

Yeah but BOTW2

[spring ermine]

Really liked Hat in Time and Yooka as well

even Donkey Kong 64 was pretty fine

[potent burrow]

im gonna kill you

[opal thicket]

[patent iris]

Yooka Laylee is goooood

[potent burrow]

I DON'T CARE BOTW2 DOESN'T HAVE FUNKY BEATS

[spring ermine]

Guys this is random but what do you do when you're being drug into an extremely uncomfortable social situation? I have to go to my local courthouse tomorrow with my foster mom (who I hate, and moved out of her house for a reason) because she screwed up some legal paperwork on my car last year when I was moving out. Now because of that screwup, I owe the city $357 or more (which I'm not paying, it was her mistake so I'm making her pay for it) and I have to get her to go to the courthouse with me when we haven't had any contact with eachother in nearly a year

[urban roost]

You don’t know that, it hasn’t come out yet

[patent iris]

It’s gotta be Hogwarts Legacy, Xenoblade 3 or Sea of Stars for me

[spring ermine]

smh this is ridiculous

[urban roost]

Link could be a DJ in this timeline

[spring ermine]

Really depends on which one I think

[potent burrow]

yeah i can't wait for link to come out with the rollerblades

[spring ermine]

The first one is more of an interesting romp

Second and third expand on the concept considerably

[potent burrow]

As for a favorite 2D platformer sonic mania easily

I replay that game like for fun

Like multiple times a year

[spring ermine]

My favourite 2D platformer is DKC2

and I really love the Mega Man series

[patent iris]

Honestly friend, I used to shy away from them but after dealing with a handful of difficult situations…. The best answer is to confront it head on. It’s the best way to address it and be able to learn from it and move past it as quickly as possible. The alternative is that it will continue being avoided and dragged out, making things worse. Work towards coming to a solution together

[spring ermine]

JonTron didn't really change the game

[urban roost]

DKC Returns or ||Hollow Knight||

[spring ermine]

Yooka was pretty great

far from perfect

sure did

[opal thicket]

Don’t make me ?psa you

[opaque arch]

im gonna play I wanna be the guy

[potent burrow]

I need to play more megaman ive only really finished megaman maverick hunter x

[spring ermine]

his voice singlehandedly changed the world design

[patent iris]

I don’t think it was that bad :/ a lot of people seemed to like it…

[spring ermine]

Yooka was lots of fun

I 100%ed it

[potent burrow]

Yooka laylee and the impossible lair(?) is good apparently

im gonna pick it up one day

[spring ermine]

Was better than Odyssey for sure because at least traversing the world involved platforming and risk of falling and stuff

[patent iris]

You should play 11, it’s solid! Well most of Mega Man is really good, so there isn’t a bad place to start. Besides X7. Bad game

[spring ermine]

Like you're actually going through a world with danger

[urban roost]

This is the logic of “Undertale is a bad game, nothing will ever compare to Earthbound”

[spring ermine]

I love almost all of them. Maverick Hunter X was fun but I wasn't really into the artstyle

[potent burrow]

Im planning on getting the zero games collection sooner or later

[spring ermine]

For busywork

[patent iris]

Yep exactly, I’m learning that fingies has lots of bad takes lol

[spring ermine]

MMZero is mwah

awesome

[potent burrow]

i get that but it was a childhood game of mine so i do have a soft spot

[patent iris]

I bet you would also enjoy Azure Gunvolt Striker if you havent played yet 🙂

[opal thicket]

why are lego minifigures so cool

[potent burrow]

Undertale i love another nostalgia game

[spring ermine]

I do! I am a bit iffy on the balancing though

[urban roost]

Every platformer is just scraping off the success of Donkey Kong (1981)

[spring ermine]

I played Gunvolt several times but I loved it most with Broken Pendant

[potent burrow]

I remember my friend refused to finish it because omega flowey scared him

[spring ermine]

I am more into the platforming/combat than the speedrunning

[opal thicket]

My friend got nightmares from Omega Flowey for like 2 weeks

[opaque arch]

Have you played Mother 3

[potent burrow]

lol

[spring ermine]

Mother 3 best game

[patent iris]

That’s understandable. Apparently the game is built to speedrun, at least the first one and I’m not a big fan of that aspect cuz I like taking my time with those games

[spring ermine]

Same here. I like the more obstacle course style of MM

[opal thicket]

Is earthbound or mother better

[spring ermine]

but Gunvolt games are nice when you go with some limitations

[opal thicket]

Ya mom

[spring ermine]

I restart from checkpoint whenever I get hit three times

[opaque arch]

How old was he

[spring ermine]

except for with bosses

but I also play with HP limitations

[potent burrow]

like middle school i think

first year

[opaque arch]

kinda understandable then ig some people mature later

[ember brook]

Pathetic

[urban roost]

Does Mario have parents or no

[potent burrow]

mitosis

[spring ermine]

Best game ever so replay

[opaque arch]

they left to take milk

the other people have more original jokes

[urban roost]

I mean canonically they were brought by a stork

[opal thicket]

So then Mario rescues his mom?